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1 Charles Johnson  Sun, May 20, 2012 5:55:12pm

You can't fake the funk.

2 wrenchwench  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:00:02pm
way deep in the pocket

That a musician thing?

3 Charles Johnson  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:02:00pm

re: #2 wrenchwench

That a musician thing?

That's what you say when somebody owns the groove. And Bonnie has always done that.

4 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:03:25pm

re: #2 wrenchwench

That a musician thing?

rhythm/feel term, it means groove + slightly laid back backbeat

5 Charles Johnson  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:12:06pm

The New Orleans Jazz Fest put a lot of great performances on YouTube this year.

Foo Fighters:

6 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:12:37pm

re: #5 Charles Johnson

can i haz Probot tour

7 Charles Johnson  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:14:54pm

Some more Bonnie, even deeper in that back pocket...

8 b_sharp  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:15:09pm

Groovy.

9 Sheila Broflovski  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:16:13pm
10 ozbloke  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:19:13pm

re: #9 Learned Mother of Zion

I can haz cheesecake?

Hi Alouette
Your a programmer, can you do smellavision?
I would like for my mouth to drool, to accompany the watering eyes.

11 b_sharp  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:21:21pm

re: #9 Learned Mother of Zion

I can haz cheesecake?

No.
It's mine.

12 ozbloke  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:22:42pm

SFZ

What's with you capital city?

Walking down a city street, freezing wind in your face.
Turn right, freezing wind in your face.
Turn right again, freezing wind in your face.
Turn right again, freezing wind in your face.

Bloody magic!

13 Gus  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:23:04pm

Where has the sun gone?! It's the end of teh worldz!!

14 Charles Johnson  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:23:20pm

Neville Brothers were there, of course.

15 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:23:29pm

re: #13 Gus

Where has the sun gone! It's the end of teh worldz!!

Brrraaaiiinnnsss...

16 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:23:29pm

re: #12 ozbloke

SFZ

What's with you capitol city?

Walking down a city street, freezing wind in your face.
Turn right, freezing wind in your face.
Turn right again, freezing wind in your face.
Turn right again, freezing wind in your face.

Bloody magic!

Are we talking about DC or Sacramento?

17 Interesting Times  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:23:53pm

re: #13 Gus

Where has the sun gone?! It's the end of teh worldz!!

18 b_sharp  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:24:10pm

re: #13 Gus

Where has the sun gone?! It's the end of teh worldz!!

It's up here.

19 Gus  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:24:46pm

re: #18 Ghost of Insanity

It's up here.

You mean the sun will only shine on America's hat?

20 Gus  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:25:11pm

Gonna look.

21 Sheila Broflovski  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:26:08pm

re: #11 Ghost of Insanity

No.
It's mine.

From my cold, dead, cheesecake-covered fingers.

22 b_sharp  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:26:34pm

re: #19 Gus

You mean the sun will only shine on America's hat?

Pretty much, considering the sun don't shine on Canada's butt.

23 b_sharp  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:27:30pm

re: #21 Learned Mother of Zion

From my cold, dead, cheesecake-covered fingers.

Cheesecake with cherries and chocolate? You're on.

24 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:28:10pm

re: #21 Learned Mother of Zion

From my cold, dead, cheesecake-covered fingers.

Surrender the cheesecake or we won't return the sun!

//

25 ozbloke  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:28:22pm

re: #16 SanFranciscoZionist

Are we talking about DC or Sacramento?

Oh ohhh...
Didn't expect to be tested...

I thought it was San Francisco city.

18 lanes in one direction at the toll gates.
Alamo Square, Pier 39, Fishermans Wharf, Lombarde st, Cable cars.
Oh, and the homeless man with the 'Its for weed' sign.

26 Gus  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:30:15pm

re: #22 Ghost of Insanity

Pretty much, considering the sun don't shine on Canada's butt.

Mama always told me that the sun always shining on a hat when you're wearing a hat and standing in the sun.

//

27 Charles Johnson  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:30:58pm

If you try to fake the funk you go to Funk Jail, and Vanilla Ice is your cellmate.

28 b_sharp  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:31:24pm

re: #26 Gus

Mama always told me that the sun always shining on a hat when you're wearing a hat and standing in the sun.

//

You're ruining the mystery.

29 b_sharp  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:32:21pm

re: #27 Charles Johnson

If you try to fake the funk you go to Funk Jail, and Vanilla Ice is your cellmate.

Hey, no need to be mean.

Is that anything like the twittergulag?

30 Gus  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:33:57pm
31 jaunte  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:34:25pm

re: #27 Charles Johnson

If you try to fake the funk you go to Funk Jail, and Vanilla Ice is your cellmate.

[Link: www.eurweb.com...]

32 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:35:05pm

re: #25 ozbloke

Oh ohhh...
Didn't expect to be tested...

I thought it was San Francisco city.

18 lanes in one direction at the toll gates.
Alamo Square, Pier 39, Fishermans Wharf, Lombarde st, Cable cars.
Oh, and the homeless man with the 'Its for weed' sign.

Oh...sorry. No, Sacto is the capital of California.

Yes, San Francisco is a windtunnel. No way around it. We're kind of Tel Aviv's opposite number like that.

I think part of it is the way we're stuck out into the water on three sides, and something about the way the city grid is angled.

My cousins from San Diego used to come and visit, and no matter how we said 'dress warm!', they'd dress for San Diego in the summer. And they'd show up in SF in July, and the fog would be rolling in, and the windchill would make it feel like it was forty degrees, and we'd have to buy them Alcatraz sweatshirts to keep them warm.

33 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:36:40pm

re: #27 Charles Johnson

If you try to fake the funk you go to Funk Jail, and Vanilla Ice is your cellmate.

Milli Vanilli in the next cell over?

34 Decatur Deb  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:37:32pm

re: #30 Gus

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Next show: Transit of Venus. Might rig a small projection scope to catch it.

[Link: www.transitofvenus.org...]

35 compound_Idaho  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:37:54pm

re: #30 Gus

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Yup. Here too.

36 goddamnedfrank  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:37:59pm

Oh dude, we're so boned:

WASHINGTON -- Federal regulators have softened a plan to oversee companies that trade financial derivatives, the complex investments that played a central role in the 2008 financial crisis.

...

The Securities and Exchange Commission and Commodity Futures Trading Commission approved the rule unanimously in separate votes Wednesday. The rule says derivatives used by companies to offset their own risk will not come under scrutiny.

The higher oversight standard would apply mainly to companies that sell $8 billion or more of the investment products annually. By one limited set of regulatory data, 85 percent of companies would not be subject to oversight.

37 jaunte  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:38:44pm
38 b_sharp  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:38:50pm

re: #33 Targetpractice

Milli Vanilli in the next cell over?

Now you've gone to far.

Please tell me there's no Bieber there.

39 b_sharp  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:39:47pm

re: #36 goddamnedfrank

Oh dude, we're so boned:

Are they insane?

40 sattv4u2  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:39:49pm

re: #23 Ghost of Insanity

Cheesecake with cherries and chocolate? You're on.

Bare nekkid ,, the best way, imho

41 Aye Pod  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:40:59pm

Just popping in to say goodnight. Spent the day at loggerheads with my pc - discovered that the reason for it repeatedly switching off in the middle of 3d renders was not some esoteric software conflict, but all the crap caked onto my cpu fan/heatsink. Working fine now...lol

42 b_sharp  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:41:30pm

re: #40 sattv4u2

Bare nekkid ,, the best way, imho

I ain't dissin' nekkid, but dressed up is to die for.

43 sattv4u2  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:41:55pm

re: #42 Ghost of Insanity

I ain't dissin' nekkid, but dressed up is to die for.

Long as it ends up nekkid!
/

44 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:41:55pm

re: #36 goddamnedfrank

Oh dude, we're so boned:

*facepalm*

45 b_sharp  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:42:04pm

re: #41 Aye Pod

Just popping in to say goodnight. Spent the day at loggerheads with my pc - discovered that the reason for it repeatedly switching off in the middle of 3d renders was not some esoteric software conflict, but all the crap caked onto my cpu fan/heatsink. Working fine now...lol

Common problem.

46 Big Joe  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:42:28pm

I'll have a pic of maximum for SF area to post in a bit...

47 Gus  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:42:39pm

re: #36 goddamnedfrank

Oh dude, we're so boned:

Figures. They're just dying to manufacture another bubble. Which is what will happen. We're in a constant cycle of boom and bust even though this bust has lasted a long period of time. Money making money out of thin air. A virtual legal Ponzi scheme.

48 Decatur Deb  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:43:10pm

re: #39 Ghost of Insanity

Are they insane?

No, but looks like game where the pitcher is the umpire.

49 Charles Johnson  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:45:49pm

What's the big deal about a solar eclipse? It's just a moon shadow. Welcome to the universe.

Large objects passing in front of other large objects in space. It happens.

50 ozbloke  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:46:12pm

re: #32 SanFranciscoZionist

My cousins from San Diego used to come and visit, and no matter how we said 'dress warm!', they'd dress for San Diego in the summer. And they'd show up in SF in July, and the fog would be rolling in, and the windchill would make it feel like it was forty degrees, and we'd have to buy them Alcatraz sweatshirts to keep them warm.

We have Alcatraz beanie souvenirs.
Left East Dublin, beautiful warm sunny day, thought no way we would be cold...

51 Sheila Broflovski  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:46:20pm

re: #23 Ghost of Insanity

Cheesecake with cherries and chocolate? You're on.

There will be a buffet of cheesecake toppings:
Caramel sauce
Red & yellow raspberries
Blueberries
Strawberry & kiwi
Cherry pie filling
Sour cream topping
Chocolate sprinkles

What else?

There will be Cheese Blintzes too!

52 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:46:22pm

Robin Gibb has passed away

53 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:46:54pm

re: #49 Charles Johnson

What's the big deal about a solar eclipse? It's just a moon shadow. Welcome to the universe.

Large objects passing in front of other large objects in space. It happens.

Are there magnets involved?

54 Sheila Broflovski  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:48:38pm

re: #49 Charles Johnson

What's the big deal about a solar eclipse? It's just a moon shadow. Welcome to the universe.

Large objects passing in front of other large objects in space. It happens.

55 Big Joe  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:49:47pm

Projected onto cardboard box.

Image: 2012eclipse.jpg

56 Gus  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:50:08pm

re: #52 Kragar

Robin Gibb has passed away

So out of 4 brothers only 1 is left.

57 blueraven  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:50:36pm

re: #54 Learned Mother of Zion

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Now you've done it. /

58 b_sharp  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:50:52pm

re: #49 Charles Johnson

What's the big deal about a solar eclipse? It's just a moon shadow. Welcome to the universe.

Large objects passing in front of other large objects in space. It happens.

It's magic.
[IDist]"What are the odds the moon would be the right size to cover the sun"[/IDist]

59 Decatur Deb  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:51:00pm

re: #49 Charles Johnson

What's the big deal about a solar eclipse? It's just a moon shadow. Welcome to the universe.

Large objects passing in front of other large objects in space. It happens.

Changed gaming history. There was a primitive EA exploration game called "Seven Cities of Gold". A game action was "Amaze the natives".

60 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:51:06pm
61 b_sharp  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:51:42pm

re: #51 Learned Mother of Zion

There will be a buffet of cheesecake toppings:
Caramel sauce
Red & yellow raspberries
Blueberries
Strawberry & kiwi
Cherry pie filling
Sour cream topping
Chocolate sprinkles

What else?

There will be Cheese Blintzes too!

You're killing me here!

62 b_sharp  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:52:30pm

re: #56 Gus

So out of 4 brothers only 1 is left.

Shit happens and runs in families.

63 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:53:14pm

re: #60 Targetpractice

A news story that will shock...absolutely no one:

Box Office Report: 'Battleship' Capsizes With $25.3 Mil Launch, Universal Faces Big Loss

This will strike a major blow against all board game related movies.

64 bratwurst  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:53:21pm

re: #56 Gus

So out of 4 brothers only 1 is left.

Like Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys, the oldest brother is the last man standing.

65 b_sharp  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:53:26pm

re: #59 Decatur Deb

Changed gaming history. There was a primitive EA exploration game called "Seven Cities of Gold". A game action was "Amaze the natives".

I still have that game for the Atari 800XL (If the disk is still good)

66 ozbloke  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:53:56pm

re: #63 Kragar

This will strike a major blow against all board game related movies.

And it will be a win for John McCain.

67 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:54:07pm

re: #63 Kragar

This will strike a major blow against all board game related movies.

I'm given to understanding that Clue was good....

68 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:54:38pm

re: #67 jamesfirecat

I'm given to understanding that Clue was good...

"I'm a plant."

"I thought your kind was called a fruit."

Yes. Yes it was.

69 Decatur Deb  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:55:24pm

re: #67 jamesfirecat

I'm given to understanding that Clue was good...

And Gettysburg.

70 Gus  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:55:42pm

re: #62 Ghost of Insanity

Shit happens and runs in families.

And the last one standing is the eldest. Barry Gibb.

71 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:55:51pm

re: #69 Decatur Deb

And Gettysburg.

Somehow I bet that's more about, the actual battle than the boardgame...

72 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:56:37pm

re: #27 Charles Johnson

If you try to fake the funk you go to Funk Jail, and Vanilla Ice is your cellmate.

Nah, ol' Rob Van Winkle's too busy taping The Vanilla Ice Project for DIY these days.

///

73 Decatur Deb  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:56:52pm

re: #71 jamesfirecat

Somehow I bet that's more about, the actual battle than the boardgame...

Gamer response: "There was a battle?. Cool."

74 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:56:55pm

re: #71 jamesfirecat

Somehow I bet that's more about, the actual battle than the boardgame...

There is a terrible, hilarious board game, called Bosworth, after the battle.

It's essentially chess, played by up to four people in up to four directions.

People who actually play chess either love it, or back away from it with a look of deep distaste on their faces.

75 Kronocide  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:57:08pm

Eclipses aren't that big a deal. At this very moment 2.3 million are happening all across the universe.

76 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:57:34pm

re: #67 jamesfirecat

I'm given to understanding that Clue was good...

You put Tim Curry, Madeline Kahn, and Christopher Lloyd together and you're fine.

Throwing Flint Beefsteak with a popstar out there and hoping special effects will bring in a crowd while a solid franchise is out doing it bigger and better, thats just dumb.

77 Kronocide  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:57:59pm

Who sunk Battleship?

78 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:58:17pm

re: #63 Kragar

This will strike a major blow against all board game related movies.

Nothing can live up to Clue, one of the best ensemble comedies ever, IMO.

79 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 20, 2012 6:59:19pm

re: #76 Kragar

You put Tim Curry, Madeline Kahn, and Christopher Lloyd together and you're fine.

Throwing Flint Beefsteak with a popstar out there and hoping special effects will bring in a crowd while a solid franchise is out doing it bigger and better, thats just dumb.

Slate Fistcrunch!

80 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:00:02pm

re: #79 jamesfirecat

Slate Fistcrunch!

Big McLargeHuge!

81 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:00:37pm

If Battleship was released end of summer or around the holidays, it probably would have done alright. As it stands today, well...

82 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:01:20pm

re: #77 Kronocide

Who sunk Battleship?

Aliens did...they should have just made it a WWII period piece.

If they had, I think it would've done much better at the box office and Liam Neeson wouldn't have looked like he took his role for just a paycheck.

BTW, serves Comcast (as the newest owners of NBC Universal) right that this movie stunk on ice...

83 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:01:26pm

re: #80 Targetpractice

Big McLargeHuge!

Buff Hardback!

84 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:01:55pm

The Many names of David Ryder

85 MittDoesNotCompute  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:02:33pm

re: #83 jamesfirecat

Buff Hardback!

Blast Hardcheese!

86 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:03:01pm

re: #85 Gitarzan

Blast Hardcheese!

Bob Johnson!

87 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:04:10pm

re: #86 jamesfirecat

Bob Johnson!

Slab Bulkhead!

88 b_sharp  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:04:15pm

re: #81 Kragar

If Battleship was released end of summer or around the holidays, it probably would have done alright. As it stands today, well...

I loved that scene.

Whedon really knows how to mix humour and dark action.

89 Sheila Broflovski  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:04:25pm

Are there any good movies on DVD? I was just browsing the reviews at RottenTomatoes, either it's boring as crap, or if it's something I might be interested in, it has like a single-digit rating.

Last night I started to watch J. Edgar. Lasted about 30 minutes before I started having boredom convulsions watching Leonardo chewing the scenery. Urp, burp!

90 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:04:44pm

re: #81 Kragar

If Battleship was released end of summer or around the holidays, it probably would have done alright. As it stands today, well...

"Puny god."

91 Decatur Deb  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:05:44pm

re: #82 Gitarzan

Aliens did...they should have just made it a WWII period piece.

If they had, I think it would've done much better at the box office and Liam Neeson wouldn't have looked like he took his role for just a paycheck.

BTW, serves Comcast (as the newest owners of NBC Universal) right that this movie stunk on ice...

If you're sending warships against aliens, you're not going to beat the Thunderchild.

Image: War_of_the_Worlds_Thunderchild_by_TroC__czarnyrobert.jpg

92 Gus  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:10:43pm

Speaking of Oz. Time for a Lyre Bird doing a remodel.

93 ozbloke  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:12:05pm

re: #92 Gus

Speaking of Oz. Time for a Lyre Bird doing a remodel.

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Don't believe him, he's a lyre.

94 compound_Idaho  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:12:37pm

growing up in small town America

Compound_Jr played his last high school baseball game this weekend. Growing up in small town America is a true blessing. Good player, but not the team star. Small school so anyone with some talent will make the team. No chance at college ball. Dates pretty young thing that has her act together, a musician and dancer. Graduation is next week. Both are off to college in the fall at different schools. Life is indeed good.

It is the young people that are really paying the price in the current economy. I hope the economy turns before college graduation.

95 darthstar  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:14:42pm

Straight shot of the eclipse, taken through coastal fog, just now...Got another shot of if during its peak, but the fog hadn't rolled in yet, so it's too bright.

Image: 552784_10150919785478024_669978023_227226686_1818086772_n.jpg

96 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:17:26pm

Everyone knows if aliens really want to kick our asses, they could drop rocks on our oil fields, wait a few months for our militaries to collapse, then walk right on in.

97 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:18:05pm

re: #88 Ghost of Insanity

I loved that scene.

Whedon really knows how to mix humour and dark action.

Except when he's killing off beloved characters because he feels like it...


(Yes I will remain sour over the death of Wash until Serenity 2 comes out and he gets brought back to life by some kind of sci-fi tech or we at least get a clone)

98 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:18:37pm

re: #96 Kragar

Everyone knows if aliens really want to kick our asses, they could drop rocks on our oil fields, wait a few months for our militaries to collapse, then walk right on in.

Let's be honest, if aliens showed on up on our doorstep, wishing to take our planet, we're screwed. Any species that can cross lightyears is way past the "chemically-propelled chunks of metal" stage in military development.

99 b_sharp  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:23:56pm

re: #97 jamesfirecat

Except when he's killing off beloved characters because he feels like it...

(Yes I will remain sour over the death of Wash until Serenity 2 comes out and he gets brought back to life by some kind of sci-fi tech or we at least get a clone)

The death of a favourite character is the strongest way to set the mood.

What Serenity 2?

100 b_sharp  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:24:42pm

re: #98 Targetpractice

Let's be honest, if aliens showed on up on our doorstep, wishing to take our planet, we're screwed. Any species that can cross lightyears is way past the "chemically-propelled chunks of metal" stage in military development.

Pocket rail guns at the minimum.

101 Decatur Deb  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:26:06pm

re: #98 Targetpractice

Let's be honest, if aliens showed on up on our doorstep, wishing to take our planet, we're screwed. Any species that can cross lightyears is way past the "chemically-propelled chunks of metal" stage in military development.

If they show up wanting to end world hunger and include us in their benevolent federation, we're still screwed. Simple societies go in the toilet after contact.

102 jamesfirecat  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:26:25pm

re: #99 Ghost of Insanity

The death of a favourite character is the strongest way to set the mood.

What Serenity 2?

"Strongest" or "cheapest/easiest"? I mean honestly, Wash could have survived to the end of that movie, and it would not have changed the plot at all, it would not have made the final show down any less tense, The death was not in any way necessary for the story.

And shut up I can dream there will be more firefly related movies/shows...

103 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:29:49pm

re: #101 Decatur Deb

If they show up wanting to end world hunger and include us in their benevolent federation, we're still screwed. Simple societies go in the toilet after contact.

Yeah, but they came with this great book, "To Serve Man." Surely they can't be all bad.

//

104 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:30:16pm

re: #97 jamesfirecat

Except when he's killing off beloved characters because he feels like it...

(Yes I will remain sour over the death of Wash until Serenity 2 comes out and he gets brought back to life by some kind of sci-fi tech or we at least get a clone)

I have detailed notes on how Anya could be resurrected.

105 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:34:49pm

Evening Lizardim. I'm not usually around for the evening crowd, so I hope I don't cause a flamewar by my mere appearance. What is new among the Lizardim this evening?

106 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:37:52pm

re: #105 thedopefishlives

Evening Lizardim. I'm not usually around for the evening crowd, so I hope I don't cause a flamewar by my mere appearance. What is new among the Lizardim this evening?

Apparently, those of us East Coast lizards are stuck listening to the wonders of the eclipse. *muttergrumblemutter*

107 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:38:35pm

re: #106 Targetpractice

Apparently, those of us East Coast lizards are stuck listening to the wonders of the eclipse. *muttergrumblemutter*

If it makes you feel better, it's not like us here on the upper Mississippi had it any better. Oh well. 2017 is only a few years off, and then they'll be sorry.

108 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:39:27pm

re: #107 thedopefishlives

If it makes you feel better, it's not like us here on the upper Mississippi had it any better. Oh well. 2017 is only a few years off, and then they'll be sorry.

Wait, I thought things ended Dec 21st? I had a party planned and everything.

109 Sheila Broflovski  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:41:05pm

Must go to bed. Starting new job tomorrow.

110 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:41:28pm

re: #108 Targetpractice

Wait, I thought things ended Dec 21st? I had a party planned and everything.

I can't imagine the sort of cheesy pickup lines that will be tried at Christmas parties this year.

111 ozbloke  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:44:59pm

re: #109 Learned Mother of Zion

Must go to bed. Starting new job tomorrow.

Mazel Tov

112 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:45:12pm

re: #109 Learned Mother of Zion

Must go to bed. Starting new job tomorrow.

Good luck. :)

113 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:51:40pm

re: #110 thedopefishlives

I can't imagine the sort of cheesy pickup lines that will be tried at Christmas parties this year.

"I call this leg Christmas and this leg New Years and I'd love for you to visit me between the holidays."

114 Mocking Jay  Sun, May 20, 2012 7:52:11pm

Lovely end to Sherlock season 2 tonight.

115 Lidane  Sun, May 20, 2012 8:03:26pm

re: #13 Gus

Where has the sun gone?! It's the end of teh worldz!!

116 dragonath  Sun, May 20, 2012 8:05:30pm

I'm kind of waiting for the AFA to come out and say that Obama's responsible for turning the sun half-black.

117 jaunte  Sun, May 20, 2012 8:26:18pm

re: #37 jaunte

Oops!

118 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 8:30:39pm

re: #117 jaunte

Oops!

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No one believes me when I say ninjas appear during an eclipse.

119 blueraven  Sun, May 20, 2012 8:34:51pm

Maybe someone has already posted this. I found it a bit haunting, but beautiful.

Bee Gees - I started a joke

RIP Robin Gibb

120 sagehen  Sun, May 20, 2012 8:51:24pm

re: #114 It's a cookbook!

Lovely end to Sherlock season 2 tonight.

WAAAAHHH!!!

121 Kronocide  Sun, May 20, 2012 8:57:12pm

Ironic that the right wing OWS watchers are noting protesters at the NATO summit, when those right wingers have been most vociferous in rejecting NATO. Why are they not there protesting as well with their Patriot Buses?

122 Lidane  Sun, May 20, 2012 8:59:21pm

re: #121 Kronocide

Ironic that the right wing OWS watchers are noting protesters at the NATO summit, when those right wingers have been most vociferous in rejecting NATO. Why are they not there protesting as well with their Patriot Buses?

Because the cognitive dissonance required to protest something you hate alongside a bunch of protesters that you also hate would be too much for them.

123 Mentis Fugit  Sun, May 20, 2012 9:04:29pm

re: #82 Gitarzan

Aliens did...they should have just made it a WWII period piece..

Wrong war.

Jutland, The Movie

"There's something wrong with our bloody ships today."

Oh, wait - no Americans in it.

124 Daniel Ballard  Sun, May 20, 2012 9:07:47pm

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

One Eclipse Of The Sun

125 dragonath  Sun, May 20, 2012 9:09:25pm
126 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 9:15:49pm

re: #125 Be Zorch, Daddio

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127 prairiefire  Sun, May 20, 2012 9:18:04pm

re: #114 It's a cookbook!

Lovely end to Sherlock season 2 tonight.

I've got it on the DVR. We are still talking about "the woman". M daughter talks in a fake english accent after we watch Sherlock.

128 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Sun, May 20, 2012 9:19:11pm

re: #123 Mentis Fugit

Wrong war.

Jutland, The Movie

"There's something wrong with our bloody ships today."

Oh, wait - no Americans in it.

That also probably explains the lack of drive to remake "Sink the Bismarck". Though I bet given the chance Michael Bay would American-ize it somehow given the chance. Perhaps replacing HMS Rodney with a Lend-Lease US battleship crewed by Americans. And put a crew of plucky Americans in some sort of pseudo-Eagle squadron on that one Swordfish as well.
/

129 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 9:21:11pm

re: #128 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste

That also probably explains the lack of drive to remake "Sink the Bismarck". Though I bet given the chance Michael Bay would American-ize it somehow given the chance. Perhaps replacing HMS Rodney with a Lend-Lease US battleship crewed by Americans. And put a crew of plucky Americans in some sort of pseudo-Eagle squadron on that one Swordfish as well.
/

I think this songs sums up the current state of historical films

130 austin_blue  Sun, May 20, 2012 9:22:37pm

Bonnie's dad was a Broadway Star.

131 freetoken  Sun, May 20, 2012 9:24:35pm

The AP story for that ultra-orthodox meeting in Queens, about which there is a Page up:

Ultra-Orthodox hold large NYC meeting on Net risks

Tens of thousands of ultra-Orthodox Jewish men attended a rally Sunday at the New York Mets' stadium on the dangers of the Internet and how to use modern technology in a religiously responsible way.

Women were not permitted to attend the meeting at Citi Field in Queens. However, it was broadcast live to audiences of women in schools and event halls in ultra-Orthodox neighborhoods. The event garnered so much interest that organizers rented the nearby Arthur Ashe Stadium for the overflow crowd.

Eytan Kobre, a lawyer who is the spokesman for the event's organizers, said the rally's purpose was not to ban the Internet but to learn how to harness it.


[....]

Shlomo Cohen of Toronto told The New York Times that he uses the Internet for shopping, business and staying in touch with friends, but that "desires are out there."

"We have to learn how to control ourselves," Cohen said.


[...]

A group urging more support for the victims of child sexual abuse inside the close-knit community held a counter-protest outside the stadium.

132 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sun, May 20, 2012 9:34:18pm
133 Kronocide  Sun, May 20, 2012 9:34:58pm

In Conservative Media, A “Race War” Rages

It is an article of faith among many conservatives that Obama has exacerbated nationwide racial tensions. Ward Connerly, a veteran California anti-affirmative action activist and leading black conservative, accused the president of trying to take political advantage of "racial disputes," rather than diffuse them.

"Obama has been more racial than any white president has ever been in my lifetime," said Connerly, adding, "Candidly, I think that race relations are probably worse now among the average person on the street than they were the day President Obama was elected."

134 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 9:38:04pm

re: #133 Kronocide

In Conservative Media, A “Race War” Rages

Deja-fucking-vu, that's the same shit they squealed back in '08, when he gave his speech on race.

135 Kronocide  Sun, May 20, 2012 9:46:01pm

Riehl thinks this is flattering:


136 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 9:56:37pm

re: #135 Kronocide

Riehl thinks this is flattering:

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"Woah, she calls you "callow" in here."
"You say that like it's bad."
"It means frightened and weak-willed."
"Really? Shit. That was the only part of the letter I thought was complimentary."

137 Lidane  Sun, May 20, 2012 10:13:01pm

re: #133 Kronocide

In Conservative Media, A “Race War” Rages

So in other words, conservatives are in their own reality again.

138 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 10:18:27pm

re: #137 Lidane

So in other words, conservatives are in their own reality again.

Obama speaks out against racism: "He's trying to divide America!"
Obama stays silent: "He's orchestrating a race war!"

Haven't seen this sort of troll logic since the days of Dubya being simultaneously a dumbass and a diabolical genius.

139 Mentis Fugit  Sun, May 20, 2012 10:22:16pm

re: #128 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste

That also probably explains the lack of drive to remake "Sink the Bismarck". Though I bet given the chance Michael Bay would American-ize it somehow given the chance. Perhaps replacing HMS Rodney with a Lend-Lease US battleship crewed by Americans. And put a crew of plucky Americans in some sort of pseudo-Eagle squadron on that one Swordfish as well.
/

*shudder*

Actually, there's two parts of the Battle of Leyte Gulf which fit the bill:

The Battle of Surigao Strait was the last encounter between battleships, in which Oldendorf executed a classic crossing of the T. However the Japanese were outnumbered badly (six capital ships to two, and similar imbalance in lighter units) which kinda reduces the tension.

The Battle of Samar casts the US as the underdog, with a heavy Japanese force in pursuit of Sprague's light escort carriers, convinced they'd found Halsey's fleet units. Simply extricating themselves from that mess was a remarkable achievement.

140 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 10:26:54pm

re: #139 Mentis Fugit

*shudder*

Actually, there's two parts of the Battle of Leyte Gulf which fit the bill:

The Battle of Surigao Strait was the last encounter between battleships, in which Oldendorf executed a classic crossing of the T. However the Japanese were outnumbered badly (six capital ships to two, and similar imbalance in lighter units.)

The Battle of Samar casts the US as the underdog, with a heavy Japanese force in pursuit of Sprague's light escort carriers, convinced they'd found Halsey's fleet units. Simply extricating themselves from that mess was remarkable.

Always wanted to see the Battle of Samar turned into a movie, if only because it's the sort of classic war movie that America loves, the underdog that comes out winning through fierce determination and sacrifice.

141 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 10:31:37pm

re: #140 Targetpractice

Always wanted to see the Battle of Samar turned into a movie, if only because it's the sort of classic war movie that America loves, the underdog that comes out winning through fierce determination and sacrifice.

I want to see an accurate movie about Kursk.

142 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 10:33:14pm

re: #141 Kragar

I want to see an accurate movie about Kursk.

Can you imagine the effects budget on the tanks alone?

143 AK-47%  Sun, May 20, 2012 10:36:00pm

re: #142 Targetpractice

Can you imagine the effects budget on the tanks alone?

Needs a love interest. Some Waffen SS guy goes AWOL and hides in a peasant cabin with a young Komsomol girl?

144 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 10:37:59pm

re: #142 Targetpractice

Can you imagine the effects budget on the tanks alone?

Over 2 million men and 9000 tanks on the field.

145 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 10:38:22pm

re: #143 Expand Your Ground

Needs a love interest. Some Waffen SS guy goes AWOL and hides in a peasant cabin with a young Komsomol girl?

Love interests are overrated.

146 Lidane  Sun, May 20, 2012 10:39:12pm

re: #138 Targetpractice

Haven't seen this sort of troll logic since the days of Dubya being simultaneously a dumbass and a diabolical genius.

Oh, it's the same troll logic. Just look at the teleprompter meme. Barack Obama is either completely incompetent and incapable of speaking complete sentences without a teleprompter around, or he's an evil genius orchestrating a fraud on America by being a foreign born usurper. Or something.

147 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 10:39:50pm

re: #144 Kragar

Over 2 million men and 9000 tanks on the field.

I can only imagine the sound of it all. Gun fire, cannon fire, treads, gears, engines, the explosions.

Oh yeah, totally a Bay film.

148 AK-47%  Sun, May 20, 2012 10:40:06pm

re: #128 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste

That also probably explains the lack of drive to remake "Sink the Bismarck". Though I bet given the chance Michael Bay would American-ize it somehow given the chance. Perhaps replacing HMS Rodney with a Lend-Lease US battleship crewed by Americans. And put a crew of plucky Americans in some sort of pseudo-Eagle squadron on that one Swordfish as well.
/

Only thing American in "Sink the Bismarck" was the Catalina flying boat that helped spot it.

Movie needs to start out with the story of the Graf Spee, which the captain scuttled when it found itself trapped in Montivideo by a British fleet, prompting Hitler to order that from then on, all German ships are to go down fighting, with colors flying until the end.

149 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 10:40:54pm

re: #147 Targetpractice

I can only imagine the sound of it all. Gun fire, cannon fire, treads, gears, engines, the explosions.

Oh yeah, totally a Bay film.

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

150 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 10:41:56pm

re: #149 Kragar

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Now now, let's not be too hasty. It's better than Uwe Boll...somewhat.

151 Lidane  Sun, May 20, 2012 10:44:59pm

re: #150 Targetpractice

Now now, let's not be too hasty. It's better than Uwe Boll...somewhat.

At least Michael Bay would spend money on visual effects and make every explosion loud and obnoxious. Uwe Boll? Not so much.

Of course, Bay would probably turn all the tanks into Transformers. =P

152 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 10:45:50pm

re: #151 Lidane

At least Michael Bay would spend money on visual effects and make every explosion loud and obnoxious. Uwe Boll? Not so much.

Of course, Bay would probably turn all the tanks into Transformers. =P

Think I just threw up a little in my mouth there.

153 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 10:46:06pm

re: #150 Targetpractice

Now now, let's not be too hasty. It's better than Uwe Boll...somewhat.

From Hell's Heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!

154 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 10:48:03pm

re: #153 Kragar

From Hell's Heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!

If you start nattering about Corinthian leather, I'm outta here.

//

155 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 10:56:03pm

re: #154 Targetpractice

If you start nattering about Corinthian leather, I'm outta here.

//

Rich Corinthian leather dammit!

156 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, May 20, 2012 10:56:51pm

Here we go again:

[Link: www.washingtonpost.com...]

One of those experts is Alan R. Reich, and his answer is that he is certain he can hear a young man he concludes is Martin pleading for his life, from the start of the 45-second recording until the end.

“I’m begging you,” he hears the younger of the two men yell as the recording begins.

Twenty-six seconds later: “Help me.”

In the last second before the gunshot: a high-pitched “Stop!”

Forensic audio "science" = a lot of guesswork and opinions. And in some cases, like in this one, rich fantasy.

The FBI lab report said that the tape is not analyzable "due to extreme stress and unsuitable audio quality", seems like the only conclusion with a high degree of certainty (about uncertainty). Indeed, the other WaPo expert agrees:

Another way to consider the 45-second recording is the way James J. Ryan considers it.

Ryan is the retired head of the FBI forensic audio, video and image analysis unit. He said even the best audio forensic expert in the world using the most sophisticated equipment available would have a difficult time determining much at all from a recording of such degraded quality.

“I think it’s hard to scientifically say anything definitive with audio like this,” Ryan said. “. . . One person will come up with one scenario, one speech, one sentence, and some other well-meaning person, trying hard, unbiased in a controlled environment with headphones, will come up with another one.”

He has a lot more wise things to say.

It's scary that people like Reich are considered "experts" for legal purposes.

157 freetoken  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:00:16pm

re: #156 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

People see, or in this case, hear, what they want.

158 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:03:33pm

Spiffydigs at DK answers one more Q about the alleged terrorists:

Had any of the people staying there discussed (1+ / 0-)
violence, either for or against? Did you see the can of gas that one of the three allegedly purchased?

by johnny wurster on Sun May 20, 2012 at 02:53:15 AM PDT

[ Parent ]

I saw no gas. (0+ / 0-)
I think the news is saying the gas was bought the night of the raid. I was lying down in the bedroom while the majority of people were in the living room. From my vantage point I never saw a gas can.

As for the other question I will say this much. I am always worried when I am around anarchists that they will do something stupid and screw up all the progress that has been made thus far. I heard no conversations among the 3 that would lead me to believe they were going to do anything violent. If I had, you better believe I would have confronted all of them with a fatherly talk. Then I would have left.

"The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding."--Justice Louis Brandeis

by Spiffydigs on Sun May 20, 2012 at 07:58:02 AM PDT

[ Parent ]

[Link: www.dailykos.com...]

159 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:05:03pm

re: #155 Kragar

Rich Corinthian leather dammit!

Alright alright...J.J. Abrams?

160 AK-47%  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:08:17pm

re: #156 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

The thing that needs to go on trial is the law itself. Without it, Zimmerman would be in the position of having to justify his use of force. As it stands, it is the state that has to prove that he used excessive force.

161 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:08:53pm

re: #159 Targetpractice

Alright alright...J.J. Abrams?

Jean-Jacques Annaud

And I'm keeping John Carpenter in reserve for a 40k Inquisition movie.

162 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:10:02pm

re: #161 Kragar

Jean-Jacques Annaud

And I'm keeping John Carpenter in reserve for a 40k Inquisition movie.

Oooh, good choice, Enemy At the Gates is one of my favorite war movies.

163 AK-47%  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:10:50pm

"Candyland" is just crying out to be made into a movie, the screenplay is right there on the box lid!

164 freetoken  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:11:58pm

Our America, for May 20th 2012:

From Ohio:

Timing of city council prayer stirs outcry

MOUNT VERNON, Ohio — The time shift wasn’t huge, maybe two minutes. The city council held its pre-meeting prayer at 7:28 p.m. instead of 7:30, and then things proceeded normally. It could have gone unnoticed.

But it didn’t go unnoticed, not in this proudly conservative Knox County seat. As the May 14 meeting drew to a close, four council members spoke against the change. Afterward, on the city hall steps, voices and questions were raised: Who complained? Who made the decision?

Why wasn’t prayer on the agenda anymore?

“I think it’s pathetic,” said local religious advocate Jeff Cline, who approached council members and demanded answers that night. “We keep kicking God out of everything.”

[...]

It’s not the first time this city of 17,000 has clashed over religion.

Four years ago, Mayor Richard Mavis begrudgingly banished the nativity scene from the public square after receiving a complaint, [...]

More famously, Mount Vernon is home to John Freshwater, a teacher fired in 2008 for teaching creationism and religion in his middle-school science classroom.[...]

Cline, a Freshwater supporter known to picket strip clubs and gay-pride parades, said he intends to pack hundreds of protesters into the council’s next meeting on May 29. That might not be necessary.

On Thursday, Councilman Sam Barone submitted a proposal to reinstate the invocation to the board’s agenda. [...]

From Louisiana:

Letters: Defense of intelligent design

[...]

Intelligent design, on the other hand, finds its roots in the theological argument for the existence of God and appeals to an evidence-based explanation for the origins of life in our universe.

[...]

What proponents of intelligent design want is a balanced curriculum that includes the many different ideas concerning the origins of the universe and life within it. Intelligent design is not Bible study; it is a different conclusion based on the same set of scientific facts. Students should be exposed to both.

Joshua Ebey
financial planner
Greenwell Springs

Um... ok... ID's "roots" are in arguing for the existence of God, but it is a "different conclusion based on ... scientific facts." Uh, yeah...

And from SC:

Letter: Teach children how to think, not what to think

[...]


The occurrence of matter from nothing, living creatures from non-living matter, complex creatures from simple creatures or man from ape-like creatures all violate the known laws or principles of science. Yet they are presented as facts in our schools, colleges and the news and entertainment media. These are all philosophical assumptions with no scientific basis.

Each and every example presented by my respondent as supposed evidence of evolution can be refuted from the fields of science (although not in a 250-word letter) without any reference to any religious literature.

The debate is indeed a pointless undertaking if we do not care that our children are being taught pseudoscientific propaganda, instead of observable and verifiable data. Our children should be taught how to think and not what to think.

Furthermore, I must chide my respondent for assuming that I am too ignorant to understand or accept his “evidence.” [...]

C. F. (Frank) Morgan, Williamston

So, evolution is "psuedo-scientific" and Mr. Morgan is offended when called on his ignorance. Oh my.

165 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:12:09pm

re: #163 Expand Your Ground

"Candyland" is just crying out to be made into a movie, the screenplay is right there on the box lid!

Image: hungryhippos.jpg

166 AK-47%  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:12:17pm

re: #162 Targetpractice

Oooh, good choice, Enemy At the Gates is one of my favorite war movies.

I might have liked Enemy at the Gates if they were not speaking that awful Dr-Zhivago English accent throughout it. I found myself switching to the German soundtrack so that at least parts of it sounded authentic.

167 freetoken  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:13:18pm

Also, only half of NJ appears to accept evolution:


Half of N.J. doesn't believe in evolution

Well... that puts them ahead of many states.

168 Varek Raith  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:13:33pm

re: #159 Targetpractice

Alright alright...J.J. Abrams?

*PEW*

169 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:15:47pm

re: #168 Varek Raith

*PEW*

Lens flare does not equal plot points!

170 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:18:29pm

re: #166 Expand Your Ground

I might have liked Enemy at the Gates if they were not speaking that awful Dr-Zhivago English accent throughout it. I found myself switching to the German soundtrack so that at least parts of it sounded authentic.

Yeah, wasn't wild about the accents. But otherwise, the movie was great. Oddly enough, one of my favorite performances in it is Bob Hoskins as Nikita Khrushchev.

"I have to report this to the Boss.
*puts a gun on the table*
Perhaps you'd prefer to avoid the red tape."

171 AK-47%  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:22:59pm

re: #170 Targetpractice

"Der Untergang" would have been inconceivable in any other language than German, and besides, the YouTube mashups would have been impossible otherwise!

172 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:24:57pm

re: #171 Expand Your Ground

"Der Untergang" would have been inconceivable in any other language than German, and besides, the YouTube mashups would have been impossible otherwise!

Now that was an excellent film, even if keeping up with the subtitles gave me headaches at places. Seeing the efforts to keep the illusion of a successful defense, of a war that could still be won, alive even as everything was falling apart.

173 AK-47%  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:27:15pm

re: #172 Targetpractice

Now that was an excellent film, even if keeping up with the subtitles gave me headaches at places. Seeing the efforts to keep the illusion of a successful defense, of a war that could still be won, alive even as everything was falling apart.

And the joke!

The solitary, brilliant bit of German humor, standing like a single snowdrop in a frozen field, in which the Justice of the Peace, arriving through shellfire to marry Adolf and Eva asks (as he is required to do so by law) for proof of their Aryan descent...

174 Varek Raith  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:27:40pm

Das Boot.
I win.

175 AK-47%  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:29:35pm

re: #174 Varek Raith

Das Boot.
I win.

"Battleship Meets Das Boot"!!!

(furiously typing out a spec screenplay for Uwe Boll)

176 Varek Raith  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:30:48pm

re: #175 Expand Your Ground

"Battleship Meets Das Boot"!!!

(furiously typing out a spec screenplay for Uwe Boll)

Image: 2ACX01-Brian-in-Love.avi_000058641.jpg

177 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:34:26pm

re: #175 Expand Your Ground

"Battleship Meets Das Boot"!!!

(furiously typing out a spec screenplay for Uwe Boll)

Uwe Boll's one funny joke.

Jurgen Prochnow plays a boat captain ferrying a bunch of kids to a rave and one of the kids asks "What are you? Some kind of U-Boat commander?"

178 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:34:38pm

Idea for a movie: Drop a 21st century US carrier battlegroup in 1942.

179 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:36:12pm

re: #178 Targetpractice

Idea for a movie: Drop a 21st century US carrier battlegroup in 1942.

Its been done.

The Final Countdown

180 AK-47%  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:36:19pm

re: #178 Targetpractice

Idea for a movie: Drop a 21st century US carrier battlegroup in 1942.

I seem to recall hearing of a trashy 80's film/novel in which a US carrier group in sent back in time to prevent Pearl Harbor or something...

cannot be bothered to research title or year.

181 AK-47%  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:36:45pm

beat me to it...

182 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:36:56pm

re: #179 Kragar

Its been done.

The Final Countdown

Yeah, but I mean on a permanent like basis. No "reset button" at the end, no going back.

183 AK-47%  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:41:30pm

re: #182 Targetpractice

Yeah, but I mean on a permanent like basis. No "reset button" at the end, no going back.

yeah, and then one of the crew members is demobilized in San Francisco, joins the budding-but-still-underground gay community there, starts an affair with his own grandfather...

Gotta get typing. Uwe is growing impatient...

184 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:41:45pm

Read a book a few years back that would be a cool movie.

Rules of warfare for a federation of aliens says if you want to conquer a primitive planet, you can't use any technology higher than they they currently developed on the planet. In order to get a winning army, a group sneaks to Earth and kidnaps a Roman legion to fight their battles for them. They regenerate the soldiers and freeze them between battles so by the end, they figure out they've been away from home for about 2000 years.

185 dragonath  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:42:42pm

Someone should do a film on Fridtjof Nansen.... oceanographer, diplomat, polar explorer, Nobel Peace Laureate, biologist, Norse patriot, and mustache-wearer!

186 Targetpractice  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:44:03pm

re: #184 Kragar

Read a book a few years back that would be a cool movie.

Rules of warfare for a federation of aliens says if you want to conquer a primitive planet, you can't use any technology higher than they they currently developed on the planet. In order to get a winning army, a group sneaks to Earth and kidnaps a Roman legion to fight their battles for them. They regenerate the soldiers and freeze them between battles so by the end, they figure out they've been away from home for about 2000 years.

This it?

187 Kragar  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:46:01pm

re: #186 Targetpractice

This it?

Thats the one.

188 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, May 20, 2012 11:46:34pm

re: #173 Expand Your Ground

And the joke!

The solitary, brilliant bit of German humor, standing like a single snowdrop in a frozen field, in which the Justice of the Peace, arriving through shellfire to marry Adolf and Eva asks (as he is required to do so by law) for proof of their Aryan descent...

Not at all how it happened.

//

189 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 12:06:28am

been teaching my kids this one:

190 freetoken  Mon, May 21, 2012 12:24:11am

Barney Kessel:

191 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 12:28:55am

back on the drip

192 researchok  Mon, May 21, 2012 1:16:44am

Morning, all

193 Varek Raith  Mon, May 21, 2012 1:17:45am

JPMorgan Chase loss only going to get worse

NEW YORK (CNNMoney) -- One thing seems clear about JPMorgan Chase's $2 billion loss. It's no longer $2 billion. It's likely much higher.

The number being bandied about now is closer to a range of $6 billion to $7 billion, according to several people working on trading desks that specialize in the derivatives JPMorgan Chase (JPM, Fortune 500) used to make its trades and from two sources with knowledge of the bank's positions.

DERP

194 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 1:28:11am

re: #193 Varek Raith

JPMorgan Chase loss only going to get worse

DERP

one of the things that led to the banking crisis was the sort of creative bookeeping prevalent in financial institutions.: if a company showed a book loss of x million, that was only the part that they could no longer hide using bookkeeping tricks, the reall losses were several times that number.

banks no longer trusted each other, they knew how much bad debt they were hiding and assumed (generally correctly ) that other banks were doing the same.

195 researchok  Mon, May 21, 2012 1:33:16am

re: #189 Expand Your Ground

Classic.

Favorited

196 Targetpractice  Mon, May 21, 2012 1:37:05am

re: #193 Varek Raith

JPMorgan Chase loss only going to get worse

DERP

But, of course, stricter financial regulations are simply uncalled for, because it might stifle the poor darlings. If anything, we need fewer regulations!

///

197 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, May 21, 2012 1:38:34am

re: #196 Targetpractice

But, of course, stricter financial regulations are simply uncalled for, because it might stifle the poor darlings. If anything, we need fewer regulations!

///

bankstas

198 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 1:39:11am

re: #196 Targetpractice

But, of course, stricter financial regulations are simply uncalled for, because it might stifle the poor darlings. If anything, we need fewer regulations!

///

how else are they to create jobs?

199 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, May 21, 2012 1:41:12am

re: #189 Expand Your Ground

a fried of mine did that in grade school for a talent show :D (and got in trouble of course)

200 freetoken  Mon, May 21, 2012 1:41:43am
201 Targetpractice  Mon, May 21, 2012 1:42:41am

re: #200 freetoken

Cast your bread upon the water...

Thousands of bales of pot worth $3.6 million found floating off Calif. coast

...*goes to check on plane tickets to California*

//

202 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, May 21, 2012 1:45:49am

re: #201 Targetpractice

...*goes to check on plane tickets to California*

//

Dave's cruise ship's not here

203 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 1:47:16am

re: #199 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]

a fried of mine did that in grade school for a talent show :D (and got in trouble of course)

For the Hitler references or just for the rude noises?

204 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, May 21, 2012 1:50:07am

re: #203 Expand Your Ground

For the Hitler references or just for the rude noises?

it was a conservative catholic school so probably everything

205 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, May 21, 2012 1:53:04am
206 researchok  Mon, May 21, 2012 1:57:02am

re: #200 freetoken

Cast your bread upon the water...

Thousands of bales of pot worth $3.6 million found floating off Calif. coast

Kind of like Cleveland. The back door of Brinks trucks always pop open in Cleveland, with bags of money flying out the back.

The mayor pleads with people to return the bags.

They don't and he loses reelection.

207 freetoken  Mon, May 21, 2012 1:59:12am

Zooming in on not too distant galaxy Centaurus A:

208 freetoken  Mon, May 21, 2012 2:00:25am
209 EdDantes  Mon, May 21, 2012 2:09:23am

re: #208 freetoken

It would be unconscionable to destroy a single artifact of human history,

210 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 2:23:22am

re: #209 EdDantes

It would be unconscionable to destroy a single artifact of human history,

If one could plead that the overall benefits to all of society outweigh the damages to artifacts, and if efforts were taken to record and document the objects/sites lost, then it might be justifiable.

But this is all about oil company profits.

211 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 21, 2012 2:50:20am

re: #209 EdDantes

It would be unconscionable to destroy a single artifact of human history,

Indeed.

A 2009 report from The UN Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organisation (Unesco) said: “the archaeological city was plundered during the US-led war in 2003 that ousted Saddam Hussein.
“Contents of the Nebuchadnezzar and Hammurabi museums and of the Babylon Library and Archive were stolen and destroyed.”
And the city was damaged by “digging, cutting, scraping and levelling” for a US military base that was located there from April 2003 to December 2004.

212 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 2:53:44am

re: #211 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

Indeed.

Find the cost of freedom/buried in the ground...

213 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 21, 2012 2:54:39am

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

Hardline Iranian MP on Saturday took a jibe at President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for failing to support an Islamic dress code for women, suggesting the president should now move to open "nightclubs" in the Islamic republic.
Fars news agency quoted MP Ali Motahari as saying that the president's alleged lax views on the Islamic dress code had allowed women, directly and indirectly, to dress in a way promoting "sexual provocation."
"The situation of the (Islamic) veil is tragic... thanks to the apparent and hidden encouragement by the president," Fars quoted Motahari as saying.
Ahmadinejad and his chief of staff Esfandiar Rahim Mashaie have promoted a situation in which girls now "wear (in public) trousers, and coats that don't cover the knees," he said.
"They have actually allowed sexual provocation... and now, they should think of opening nightclubs and cabarets," he added sarcastically in reference to Ahmadinejad and Mashaie.
Ahmadinejad, who has on occasion spoken against the use of police to enforce the Islamic dress code, is seen as too liberal by Iran's hardline regime. And Mashaie is accused of having a negative influence on his boss.

When you're worse than Ahmadinejad... you're pretty bad.

214 goddamnedfrank  Mon, May 21, 2012 2:57:47am

I love NPC logic.

Me: Hey Old Wise Man, remember that star that fell from the sky and smashed through the cathedral, well I found this weird dude with amnesia in the crater. I think he's what fell.

Old Wise Man: That's fucking crazy. (To Amnesiac) You don't remember anything?

Amnesiac: Well, I think I was like part of a sword or something, but on the way down the sword broke into three pieces.

Old Wise Man's Adopted Daughter: A sword that broke into three pieces? That could explain why the Goat Men are going totally assneck insane up in the fields, right?

Old Wise Man: Totally! Falling broken swords are like Goat Man catnip.

215 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 2:59:02am

re: #213 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

When you're worse than Ahmadinejad... you're pretty bad.

When an entire nation is held up as a monster, it is easy to forget that there are movements and shades of distinction within the country.

And there are people (mostly among the bugeoning young, urban population) who find the whole regime ludicrous and outdated. But every time we rattle sabres at Iran or finance infiltrators we are simply strengthening the hand of the conservative/fundamentalist factions.

216 freetoken  Mon, May 21, 2012 3:16:33am

re: #211 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

There's a lucrative market in antiquities.

217 freetoken  Mon, May 21, 2012 3:19:14am
218 Shropshire_Slasher  Mon, May 21, 2012 5:31:12am

Orthodox Jews pack Citi Field for meeting on evils of the Internet


Read more: [Link: www.nypost.com...]

Facebook's stock will tank I tell ya'

219 dragonfire1981  Mon, May 21, 2012 5:35:49am

I'm sure the wingnuts will have some strong opinions on this one:

Prison riot kills 1, injures 8

A guard was killed and, at one point, hostages were taken during a riot at a Mississippi prison that holds illegal immigrants, authorities said.

The Sunday riot at the privately run Adams County Correctional Center in southwest Mississippi began around 2:40 p.m. CDT and involved dozens of inmates before it was brought under control that night.

Adams County Sheriff Chuck Mayfield told the Natchez Democrat that 15 employees were freed at one time during the uprising by opening a fence and protecting the route with guns. The sheriff said in a statement early Monday that there were at least two dozen hostages being held at one time.

Adams County Coroner James Lee confirmed that a guard died, but said he could not provide any other details until the correctional officer's family was notified. In addition to the guard who was killed, five other correctional officers and three inmates were injured.

Emilee Beach, a spokeswoman at the Adams County Correctional Center said that after the disturbance was brought under control Sunday night, inmates were being searched and sent back to their cells.

Beach said the prison, owned and operated by Corrections Corp. of America, holds illegal immigrants, most for charges of re-entering the United States after being deported.

A privately run prison for illegal immigrants, what could possibly go wrong?

220 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, May 21, 2012 5:38:20am

Morning Lizardim from the cool and sunny wild north country. Pretty restful weekend this time around, which is going to be the exception rather than the rule, I'm afraid. Sigh. Why does everything all have to happen all at once.

221 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 5:51:22am

re: #219 dragonfire1981

I am sure that it will be argued that "prison is too good for them", just dig a ditch, line up a firing squad and get it over with...

222 Eventual Carrion  Mon, May 21, 2012 6:17:30am

re: #52 Kragar

Robin Gibb has passed away

That's sad. Say what you will about the commercialization of them, those boys put out some good music in their time.

223 Eventual Carrion  Mon, May 21, 2012 6:18:44am

re: #55 Purple Throbbing Standby

Projected onto cardboard box.

Image: 2012eclipse.jpg

CREEPING SHARIA UNIVERSE!

224 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 21, 2012 6:19:49am

re: #218 Tommy's cone of shame

Orthodox Jews pack Citi Field for meeting on evils of the Internet

Read more: [Link: www.nypost.com...]

Facebook's stock will tank I tell ya'

"Once you start it, you go from one page to another, but it’s empty. It brings you into a fantasy."

Presumably, unlike the Bible. Heh.

225 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 6:31:15am

re: #224 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

Life was a lot simpler when we lived in the desert and herded goats. But not easier. And even if we wanted to go back to that, most of us don't have that option: not enough grazing land left...

226 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 21, 2012 6:38:13am

re: #193 Varek Raith

JPMorgan Chase loss only going to get worse

DERP

Greece is still on the brink. Maybe Spain and Italy too. It's only a matter of time before the banks fuck over the global economy again.

227 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 21, 2012 6:40:14am

Inside Sunday’s violent clash between ‘Black Bloc’ anarchists, cops
Only 4 injured cops, one stabbing and a handful of wannabe terrorists arrested. I'd say that qualifies as a peaceful protest by OWS standards. Good work!

228 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 6:43:12am

re: #227 Killgore Trout

Inside Sunday’s violent clash between ‘Black Bloc’ anarchists, cops
Only 4 injured cops, one stabbing and a handful of wannabe terrorists arrested. I'd say that qualifies as a peaceful protest by OWS standards. Good work!

Take a squint with the other eye:

[Link: occupyamerica.crooksandliars.com...]

229 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 21, 2012 6:51:30am

re: #228 Decatur Deb

Take a squint with the other eye:

[Link: occupyamerica.crooksandliars.com...]

The koskidz are doing the usual bleating about police state and wild claims of brutality. It's par for the course. So far it looks like everyone behaved themselves better than I expected.

230 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 6:54:25am

re: #229 Killgore Trout

The koskidz are doing the usual bleating about police state and wild claims of brutality. It's par for the course. So far it looks like everyone behaved themselves better than I expected.

"Only 4 injured cops, one stabbing and..."

How fortunate there were no other injuries.

231 The Left  Mon, May 21, 2012 7:03:14am

My pick for the wingnuts' next outrageous outrage:

Video stirs debate on teacher's actions in North class

After reviewing a video in which a North Rowan High School teacher tells a student he can be arrested for speaking ill of President Barack Obama, the Rowan-Salisbury School System said it can be a learning experience.

Meanwhile, an expert on politics at Catawba College says the social studies teacher just doesn’t have her facts straight when she insists speaking your mind about a president can get you charged with a criminal offense.

Seems like the sort of thing Jim Hoft and Dan Riehl would drool over.

232 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, May 21, 2012 7:06:33am

re: #231 Millicent Islam

Good morning, {ice}. How are things in the eastern lands?

233 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 21, 2012 7:08:48am

re: #228 Decatur Deb

Take a squint with the other eye:

[Link: occupyamerica.crooksandliars.com...]

I googled around a bit and it looks like the claims about the National guard are probably bogus. The only mentions of the National Guard and Chicago from yesterday seem to be related to this: Joint chiefs chairman honors Illinois soldiers
Maybe somebody saw some National Guardsmen going to the ceremony and thought martial law had been declared or something.

235 lawhawk  Mon, May 21, 2012 7:13:51am

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area where it's been raining like a monsoon- or standing in a dishwasher. Rain coming down sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways. We need it badly (down 6 inches from where we should be this time of year), but I'd prefer not getting it all in one shot as we've been doing for the better part of two years. The only reason we're not in worse shape than we are is because of Hurricane Irene and TS Lee last year dumping half a year's worth of rain in just a few days time. Without those storms, we'd be facing something a whole lot worse: severe to extreme droughts right now. As it is, we're dealing with a moderate drought across much of the I-95 corridor.

236 kirkspencer  Mon, May 21, 2012 7:18:18am

re: #226 Killgore Trout

Greece is still on the brink. Maybe Spain and Italy too. It's only a matter of time before the banks fuck over the global economy again.

June 17.

On June 17 Greece holds national elections, and the big issue is the economy. I'm fully expecting the winner to be the faction(s) that want to tell the EUROzone bankers "enough". Whether that forces the eurozone to blink, Greece to default and force the cascades, or Greece to leave the Eurozone remains to be seen. I think, however, that it'll be a change from business as currently practiced.

237 lawhawk  Mon, May 21, 2012 7:32:18am

re: #236 kirkspencer

I'm not that familiar with the Greek political situation, but according to the polling, which is all over the map, most Greeks back staying in the EU, few want to switch out of the euro, and the extremists on both sides of the aisle are fighting for votes:

According to a survey by the MRB polling agency published in Real News newspaper, New Democracy would receive 24.4% of the vote if elections were held today, up from 18.85% support it received during the last elections. Antiausterity Syriza would receive 23.8% of the vote, up from the 16.8% support.

Support for the socialist Pasok party--which backs Greece's bailout program together with New Democracy--has also grown slightly; the poll indicated it would receive 14.5% support, up from 13.2%. The Democratic Left would receive 6.9%, slightly higher than its 6.1% showing on May 6.

Backing for the far-right Golden Dawn party, which entered parliament for the first time after campaigning against illegal immigration, fell to 5.8% from 7% in the last elections, but remains well above the 3% threshold needed to enter parliament.

Other parties that have lost support in the Marc poll are the right-wing Independent Greeks, falling to 8.5% from 10.6%, and the Communist KKE with 5.9% from 8.5%.

Another survey published in the Proto Thema newspaper by Alco pollster, shows support for New Democracy at 23.1%, while Syriza garners 21.4% of the vote. The Pasok party would receive 13.5% of votes if elections were held today, while four other parties would also enter the Greek parliament.

The survey also shows that 80% of Greek voters would like their country to stay in the euro zone, while just 10% would like to return in the country's previous national currency, the drachma.

On the other hand, two other polls show that support for Syriza has grown even more and the antibailout party would come first if elections were held today.

Specifically, according to Public Issue pollster, Syriza would receive 28% of votes if elections were held today, while it shows support for New Democracy at 24%. The survey, published in the Kathimerini newspaper, also shows that the Socialists would garner 15%. According to the pollster five other parties would enter the Greek parliament: the Independent Greeks, KKE, Golden Dawn, Democratic Left and the newly-formed center right party Recreate Greece.

Another survey by Metron Analysis shows that Syriza leads with 25.1% support, while New Democracy polled 23.8%.

If the new elections produce similar results as the just-held elections, there's no telling what would happen. Magic 8 ball has as good a chance as me to know for sure. And Magic 8 ball says: Cannot predict now. Try again later.

238 sattv4u2  Mon, May 21, 2012 7:35:02am

re: #225 Expand Your Ground

Life was a lot simpler when we lived in the desert and herded goats.

I'd wait for the goats opinion on that!

239 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 21, 2012 7:36:35am

re: #236 kirkspencer

June 17.

On June 17 Greece holds national elections, and the big issue is the economy. I'm fully expecting the winner to be the faction(s) that want to tell the EUROzone bankers "enough". Whether that forces the eurozone to blink, Greece to default and force the cascades, or Greece to leave the Eurozone remains to be seen. I think, however, that it'll be a change from business as currently practiced.

There aren't a lot of serious articles about what a Greek exit from the Euro might look like. This is the best one I've seen so far.
What would a Greek exit from the eurozone look like?

240 Eventual Carrion  Mon, May 21, 2012 7:36:52am

re: #238 sattv4u2


Life was a lot simpler when we lived in the desert and herded goats.

I'd wait for the goats opinion on that!

That goat is a damn liar!

241 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Mon, May 21, 2012 7:45:18am

re: #148 Expand Your Ground

Only thing American in "Sink the Bismarck" was the Catalina flying boat that helped spot it.

Movie needs to start out with the story of the Graf Spee, which the captain scuttled when it found itself trapped in Montivideo by a British fleet, prompting Hitler to order that from then on, all German ships are to go down fighting, with colors flying until the end.

What I thought was nice is that in the movie from the 50s on the Graf Spee one of the cruisers that fought against it got to play itself. :)

242 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Mon, May 21, 2012 7:47:30am

re: #163 Expand Your Ground

"Candyland" is just crying out to be made into a movie, the screenplay is right there on the box lid!

There is a nice "twist" game on Candyland called "Run for Your Life Candyman". The players are all gingerbread men who are running a gauntlet and attacking each other to be last one standing.

243 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 7:49:56am

re: #233 Killgore Trout

I googled around a bit and it looks like the claims about the National guard are probably bogus. The only mentions of the National Guard and Chicago from yesterday seem to be related to this: Joint chiefs chairman honors Illinois soldiers
Maybe somebody saw some National Guardsmen going to the ceremony and thought martial law had been declared or something.

A couple hundred guardsmen are in support roles--mostly transport. They did a disturbance response drill.

[Link: www.chicagotribune.com...]

244 Simply Sarah  Mon, May 21, 2012 7:54:24am

Can't really say what the long term holds for Facebook and its stock, but at this moment you're probably kicking yourself if you were one of the 'lucky' people or groups to have the option of purchasing their stock at the $38 IPO price. Opened at 36.56 today and has only been further down since. Right now it's hovering a bit below $34 a share with a low of $33.

245 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 21, 2012 7:56:17am

re: #243 Decatur Deb

A couple hundred guardsmen are in support roles--mostly transport. They did a disturbance response drill.

[Link: www.chicagotribune.com...]

Ah, that makes sense.

246 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, May 21, 2012 7:56:19am

Good morning lizards!

I have jury duty in an hour. My first time.

247 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 7:57:22am

re: #246 NJDhockeyfan

Good morning lizards!

I have jury duty in an hour. My first time.

Show them your LGF postings--you'll get home early.

248 Lidane  Mon, May 21, 2012 7:57:29am

*sigh*

Missouri Legislature Approves Bill Allowing Employers To Deny Access To Birth Control

Missouri legislators passed a bill Friday that allows employers or health insurance providers to stop offering coverage for contraception, abortion, or sterilization if doing so violates their religious or moral convictions. The bill now goes to Gov. Jay Nixon (D), who has not said whether he supports the legislation.

The measure mirrors a federal restriction proposed by Sen. Roy Blunt (R-MO) that has not progressed in Congress and is designed to push back against the Obama administration’s rule requiring contraception coverage to be included in insurance plans at no additional cost.

While some Democrats opposed the anti-contraception bill, it passed the Senate 28-6 and the House 105-33.

249 Simply Sarah  Mon, May 21, 2012 7:59:33am

re: #248 Lidane

*sigh*

Missouri Legislature Approves Bill Allowing Employers To Deny Access To Birth Control

Ugh. Why don't any of these people ever have anything better to do than trying to screw over women and families?

250 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:00:32am

re: #247 Decatur Deb

Show them your LGF postings--you'll get home early.

I'll just walk in and say "That motherfucker is guilty!"

251 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:01:12am

re: #250 NJDhockeyfan

I'll just walk in and say "That motherfucker is guilty!"

Hush--you're pointing to the DA.

252 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:01:42am

re: #251 Decatur Deb

Hush--you're pointing to the DA.

I'm out. Have a nice day!

253 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:02:18am

re: #249 Simply Sarah

Ugh. Why don't any of these people ever have anything better to do than trying to screw over women and families?

They are playing a major role in this election: we know that Obama and Romney are really not that terribly far apart on economic issues, they are both in the pockets of Big Capital and Wall Street.

But when it comes to social issues, the GOP is set on turning the clock back by decades on the gains we have made in personal freedoms, minority, gay and women's rights.

Let people like these continue to remind voters what is at stake if they elect the GOP!

254 Lidane  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:03:04am

re: #249 Simply Sarah

Ugh. Why don't any of these people ever have anything better to do than trying to screw over women and families?

What war on women? If the sluts would just keep their legs closed until marriage, they wouldn't have anything to complain about with these laws.

///

255 lawhawk  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:03:46am

re: #244 Simply Sarah

All that rush to buy FB stock turned out to be less than overwhelming and the churn on Friday didn't generate the expected bounce. Now, we're seeing a buy opportunity for those who think that FB's long term success will be a revenue generator.

We're seeing the stock continuing to drop. It might be a real buying opportunity, but those mutual funds that thought they could profit from getting it in their portfolios are seeing early losses, and that has a spinoff effect too.

What this says could mean is that the stock wasn't priced correctly at its open. It was overvalued, and the price is coming down to about where it should have been priced. If they priced it at 25, instead of 38, they might have gotten the requisite bounce and big open they were looking for.

Oh well, if it keeps dropping, then it might become a real attractive buy opportunity - they've got to show consistent profits instead of consistently bad site revisions and a horrible method of dealing with site privacy matters.

256 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:04:30am

Morning Honcos.

257 sattv4u2  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:05:41am

re: #256 Cannadian Club Akbar

Morning Honcos.

I was just about to leave!
Now I will!

258 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:06:03am

re: #253 Expand Your Ground

They are playing a major role in this election: we know that Obama and Romney are really not that terribly far apart on economic issues, they are both in the pockets of Big Capital and Wall Street.

But when it comes to social issues, the GOP is set on turning the clock back by decades on the gains we have made in personal freedoms, minority, gay and women's rights.

Let people like these continue to remind voters what is at stake if they elect the GOP!

Quit your left-wing heaving and sighing--my state is about to consider removing the poll tax and segregated schools from its constitution.

Jubilee!!!

[Link: www.bostonherald.com...]

259 sattv4u2  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:06:13am

re: #251 Decatur Deb

Hush--you're pointing to the DA Judge.

260 Lidane  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:06:52am

re: #255 lawhawk

Speaking of Facebook stock, Grover Norquist opened his pie hole again:

Grover Norquist: Trying To Stop Billionaires From Dodging Taxes Makes You A Nazi

After Facebook co-founder Eduardo Saverin avoided some $67 million in taxes by renouncing his American citizenship shortly before the company made its initial public offering, Sens. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and Bob Casey (D-PA) introduced the “Ex-Patriot” Act. The bill would make former citizens subject to the capital gains tax on U.S. investments and bar those who renounce citizenship for tax purposes from reentering the country.

To American for Tax Reform President Grover Norquist, Schumer and Casey’s effort is akin to Nazism or South African apartheid, as The Hill reports.

261 Simply Sarah  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:08:49am

re: #255 lawhawk

All that rush to buy FB stock turned out to be less than overwhelming and the churn on Friday didn't generate the expected bounce. Now, we're seeing a buy opportunity for those who think that FB's long term success will be a revenue generator.

We're seeing the stock continuing to drop. It might be a real buying opportunity, but those mutual funds that thought they could profit from getting it in their portfolios are seeing early losses, and that has a spinoff effect too.

What this says could mean is that the stock wasn't priced correctly at its open. It was overvalued, and the price is coming down to about where it should have been priced. If they priced it at 25, instead of 38, they might have gotten the requisite bounce and big open they were looking for.

Oh well, if it keeps dropping, then it might become a real attractive buy opportunity - they've got to show consistent profits instead of consistently bad site revisions and a horrible method of dealing with site privacy matters.

I can't say I'm really surprised. I know a lot of analysts were saying months ago, when the IPO was priced lower than $38 a share, that they had serious reservations about at least the short to medium range value of the stock at that price. There was a lot of media hype, but behind the scenes it was clear that many people were less than sold on it. Now that all seems to be playing out as people realize the numbers just don't support the $100+ billion evaluation.

Now, in the short term for Facebook it works out since they still raised capital selling at $38 a share.

262 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:08:53am

re: #246 NJDhockeyfan

Good morning lizards!

I have jury duty in an hour. My first time.

Be gentle.

263 HappyWarrior  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:10:34am

re: #260 Lidane

Speaking of Facebook stock, Grover Norquist opened his pie hole again:

Grover Norquist: Trying To Stop Billionaires From Dodging Taxes Makes You A Nazi

Didn't Grover work for the Reagan administration that supported Apartheid in South Africa? Oh and this is the clown whose pledges Republican office holders and candidates keep on signing. Perspective he is lacking it big time.

264 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:12:08am

re: #262 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

Tell me you have that nic because you're a Beatles fan.

265 Simply Sarah  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:13:15am

re: #263 HappyWarrior

Didn't Grover work for the Reagan administration that supported Apartheid in South Africa? Oh and this is the clown whose pledges Republican office holders and candidates keep on signing. Perspective he is lacking it big time.

Norquist isn't even a person. He's a walking set of simple logic statements:

If lower taxes then it is good.
If keep same taxes then it is not good.
If any tax (At least on the wealthy) goes up for any reason then it is evil.

He has no depth beyond that.

266 Lidane  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:14:15am

re: #265 Simply Sarah

He has no depth beyond that.

Named after a Muppet and trying like all hell to act like one. Except he's way less entertaining. =P

267 HappyWarrior  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:14:50am

re: #265 Simply Sarah

Norquist isn't even a person. He's a walking set of simple logic statements:

If lower taxes then it is good.
If keep same taxes then it is not good.
If any tax (At least on the wealthy) goes up for any reason then it is evil.

He has no depth beyond that.

Pretty much so yeah. Really I kind of feel bad for the guy when Geller, Gaffney, and those loons say he's Muslim Brotherhood because he has a Muslim wife and then he says stupid crap like that.

268 Simply Sarah  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:15:06am

re: #266 Lidane

Named after a Muppet and trying like all hell to act like one. Except he's way less entertaining. =P

Hey now, don't you dare start hating on my old pal Grover!
/

269 HappyWarrior  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:16:04am

I think I'd rather listen to Grover (the muppet)'s views on taxes. At least they probably make some sense.

270 Lidane  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:17:58am

re: #269 HappyWarrior

I think I'd rather listen to Grover (the muppet)'s views on taxes. At least they probably make some sense.

Everyone knows the Muppets are socialists anyway.

Why do you hate America?

///

271 Simply Sarah  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:18:08am

re: #269 HappyWarrior

I think I'd rather listen to Grover (the muppet)'s views on taxes. At least they probably make some sense.

There is a Tax Policy at the End of this Book

272 lawhawk  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:18:39am

Dharun Ravi will be sentenced to prison shortly. He was convicted of hate crimes against Tyler Clementi (he videotaped an encounter Clementi had with a man in their dorm room). Clementi later committed suicide.

Some people, including former NJ Governor Jim McGreevey, have come out in favor of leniency. I would disagree. Ravi hasn't shown remorse, and he knew or should have known that his illicit and secret taping could have had negative consequences for Clementi. It definitely sends a message that the state wont tolerate illegal videotaping as a deterrent, and it shows that the state will step up to protect those who might be compromised by illegal taping.

273 HappyWarrior  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:21:02am

re: #272 lawhawk

Dharun Ravi will be sentenced to prison shortly. He was convicted of hate crimes against Tyler Clementi (he videotaped an encounter Clementi had with a man in their dorm room). Clementi later committed suicide.

Some people, including former NJ Governor Jim McGreevey, have come out in favor of leniency. I would disagree. Ravi hasn't shown remorse, and he knew or should have known that his illicit and secret taping could have had negative consequences for Clementi. It definitely sends a message that the state wont tolerate illegal videotaping as a deterrent, and it shows that the state will step up to protect those who might be compromised by illegal taping.

It was a very assholish thing to do. The fact that the wingnut bloggers defend Ravi shows what assholes they are. I'm not sure if it was a hate crime or not but it was definitely malicious behavior.

274 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:21:36am

re: #265 Simply Sarah

Norquist isn't even a person. He's a walking set of simple logic statements:

If lower taxes then it is good.
If keep same taxes then it is not good.
If any tax (At least on the wealthy) goes up for any reason then it is evil.

He has no depth beyond that.

This is the man who wants to see the Federal Government shrunk to the size that he can "drown it in a bathtub".

Because there are so many good examples of what a small and weak central government is like: Afghanistan, Somalia for starters...

I even agree with Jefferson's adage that "the government is best that governs least", but he seems to want to take it to the conclusion that "the best government is the government that does not govern (or even exist) at all".

275 dragonath  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:21:39am

re: #211 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

More on that, from Wiki:

US forces under the command of General James T. Conway of the 1st Marine Expeditionary Force were criticized for building the military base "Camp Alpha", comprising among other facilities a helipad, on ancient Babylonian ruins following the 2003 invasion of Iraq.

In a report of the British Museum's Near East department, Dr. John Curtis describes how parts of the archaeological site were levelled to create a landing area for helicopters, and parking lots for heavy vehicles. Curtis wrote that the occupation forces
"caused substantial damage to the Ishtar Gate, one of the most famous monuments from antiquity [...] US military vehicles crushed 2,600-year-old brick pavements, archaeological fragments were scattered across the site, more than 12 trenches were driven into ancient deposits and military earth-moving projects contaminated the site for future generations of scientists [...] Add to all that the damage caused to nine of the moulded brick figures of dragons in the Ishtar Gate by soldiers trying to remove the bricks from the wall."
A US Military spokesman claimed that engineering operations were discussed with the "head of the Babylon museum"

276 Sheila Broflovski  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:23:49am

re: #224 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

"Once you start it, you go from one page to another, but it’s empty. It brings you into a fantasy."

Presumably, unlike the Bible. Heh.

In Soviet Russia, pornography watches YOU!

277 HappyWarrior  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:25:13am

Norquist only cares about one thing, lower taxes above all else. It's pathetic. Typical fuck you, I got mine mentality.

278 Sheila Broflovski  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:27:24am

re: #277 HappyWarrior

Norquist only cares about one thing, lower taxes above all else. It's pathetic. Typical fuck you, I got mine mentality.

He probably thinks we should raise taxes on the poor, because they don't pay "their fair share"

279 HappyWarrior  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:28:25am

re: #278 Learned Mother of Zion

He probably thinks we should raise taxes on the poor, because they don't pay "their fair share"

Wouldn't shock me at all. You see that mentality a lot from people like him. Plus alot of them support a high national sales tax which is such a bad idea on so many levels in this consumer based economy of ours.

280 Lidane  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:32:42am

Now that Grover has spoken, the rest are falling in line:

Conservatives Liken Dems’ Bill Banning Citizenship Tax-Dodging To Nazis, Soviets

281 lawhawk  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:32:54am

re: #260 Lidane

Not a fan of Schumer's Ex-Patriot Act (and it wouldn't affect Saverin because it would be an ex post factor situation); it might make the politicians feel better, but that's about it.

The law presumes that someone leaves the US because they are doing so for tax avoidance purposes and that they must therefore pay to the US an equivalent of their US tax obligation.

It ignores that people might renounce citizenship for reasons other than tax purposes (such as moving for different or better job opportunities, to rejoin family, etc.). It would then ban that person's reentry into the US.

It's bad and shortsighted policy all the way around.

A similar take on the proposed legislation is here.

282 Lidane  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:33:44am

re: #278 Learned Mother of Zion

He probably thinks we should raise taxes on the poor, because they don't pay "their fair share"

Oh, of course. Didn't you know that half the country doesn't even pay taxes because they're poor? We need to get them to pay their share!

Idiots. All of them.

283 dragonath  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:36:00am

re: #282 Lidane

Ah yes what the Wall Street Journal refers to as "lucky duckies"

284 Sheila Broflovski  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:36:43am

I got processed at my new job this morning with a bunch of interns. There were 19 interns in the group, and 3 regular employees.

I am pleased to observe that these interns will be receiving pay. Out of the 19 interns, 18 are male.

Now the interns are off eating lunch, and I am cleaning up my new cubicle.

285 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:37:48am

re: #282 Lidane

Oh, of course. Didn't you know that half the country doesn't even pay taxes because they're poor? We need to get them to pay their share!

Idiots. All of them.

I made so little money on the books last year I didn't even file taxes.

286 HappyWarrior  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:37:52am

re: #281 lawhawk

Not a fan of Schumer's Ex-Patriot Act (and it wouldn't affect Saverin because it would be an ex post factor situation); it might make the politicians feel better, but that's about it.

The law presumes that someone leaves the US because they are doing so for tax avoidance purposes and that they must therefore pay to the US an equivalent of their US tax obligation.

It ignores that people might renounce citizenship for reasons other than tax purposes (such as moving for different or better job opportunities, to rejoin family, etc.). It would then ban that person's reentry into the US.

It's bad and shortsighted policy all the way around.

A similar take on the proposed legislation is here.

Fair points but comparing it to Nazism/Apartheid is hyperbolic crap on Norquist and the WST's part.

287 Lidane  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:38:17am

re: #283 Be Zorch, Daddio

Ah yes what the Wall Street Journal refers to as "lucky duckies"

While conveniently ignoring the payroll taxes and Medicare and Social Security those same "lucky duckies" pay into. Also, sales taxes, etc. that they pay in their local areas which apparently don't count either.

It's just a bunch of heartlessness combined with abject idiocy to say that half the country doesn't pay taxes. We ALL pay some sort of tax somewhere.

288 Eventual Carrion  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:38:27am

re: #282 Lidane

Oh, of course. Didn't you know that half the country doesn't even pay taxes because they're poor? We need to get them to pay their share!

Idiots. All of them.

All those damn poor people living high on the hog, eating 3 square meals a week. They need to be brought down a peg.

//

289 Lidane  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:39:09am

re: #284 Learned Mother of Zion

Unpaid internships suck. That is all.

290 lawhawk  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:39:19am

re: #286 HappyWarrior

That's absolutely true. Norquist's hyperbole and invective are just wrong.

291 HappyWarrior  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:40:19am

Yeah it's so tough being a rich person in this country. If some of the rich or their advocates were at least honest about how fortunate they are, there wouldn't be the criticism of the rich that exists. Sorry no sympathy for a guy who makes gross a million plus a year and then has to pay more taxes than the a person who makes less. That's part of how the system works. I know not every rich person thinks this way but the let's coddle and feel bad for the rich people piss me off.

292 Interesting Times  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:40:54am
293 Sheila Broflovski  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:41:16am

My new job has put me into a higher tax bracket than my previous job.

294 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:43:50am

Alrighty. Hot dog time. See y'all tomorrow.:)

295 HappyWarrior  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:44:09am

The other annoying thing that Norquist/WST and like minded individuals do aside from expecting us to have a pity parade for the wealthy is scapegoat the less fortunate. That's crap. And it's far greater class warfare than anything Obama has proposed doing. Why less well off people continue to vote for politicians that support these reactionary policies amazes me.

296 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:46:15am

re: #284 Learned Mother of Zion

I got processed at my new job this morning with a bunch of interns. There were 19 interns in the group, and 3 regular employees.

I am pleased to observe that these interns will be receiving pay. Out of the 19 interns, 18 are male.

Now the interns are off eating lunch, and I am cleaning up my new cubicle.

Hooray!

297 Lidane  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:48:03am

Hawaii Responds to Arizona Secretary of State's Obama birth records request

The state of Hawaii has responded to Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett’s request for proof that President Barack Obama was in fact born in the Aloha State.

The Hawaii attorney general’s office has reportedly told Bennett that there are steps he needs to take in order to confirm President Obama’s birth records.

Those steps include Bennett proving that he legitimately needs confirmation
in order to update the records at his office.

298 wrenchwench  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:49:16am

re: #297 Lidane

Those steps include Bennett proving that he legitimately needs confirmation in order to update the records at his office.

I wonder what that proof might consist of.

299 Lidane  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:50:28am

re: #298 wrenchwench

I wonder what that proof might consist of.

I don't know, but if Hawaii is smart, they'll run this assclown through a Gordian knot of red tape from now until the election just to piss him off. This birther shit has to stop.

300 bratwurst  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:50:38am

re: #293 Learned Mother of Zion

My new job has put me into a higher tax bracket than my previous job.

To hear some people talk, that should have driven you to move overseas or just give up working!

301 HappyWarrior  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:50:43am

Somehow I think Bennett will look for some excuse regarding the certificate. I love how he uses the excuse that he's not a birther and he was just following up on letters from concerned citizens. Yeah, right.

302 Eventual Carrion  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:50:44am

re: #298 wrenchwench

I wonder what that proof might consist of.

Doesn't matter, the show will go on.

303 HappyWarrior  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:51:24am

We're going to have birthers long after President Obama dies. It's just an unfortunate fact.

304 Sheila Broflovski  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:54:28am

re: #300 bratwurst

To hear some people talk, that should have driven you to move overseas or just give up working!

Well yeah because, who would want to work at an actual job for $60,000 year when you can get $6,000 a year in welfare benefits!//

305 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:55:58am

Kudos to the Koskidz!
The full context of the "police beating" at the top of the rec list.

There's the full context of the photo sequence that the diarist refuses to post. Defend the protester's attacks as "agent provocateurs" or however you wish, but don't dabble in dishonesty. There are plenty of examples of police brutality in this country without having to misrepresent protesters attacking police, and the police having the "gall" to fight back. It doesn't matter who starts it -- when you hit a police officer, you lose your right to bitch when they fight back in self defense. Welcome to reality.

It's nice to see some intellectual honesty from the left about the fake claims of police brutality. Well done.

306 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:56:40am

re: #297 Lidane

Hawaii Responds to Arizona Secretary of State's Obama birth records request

Why are the officials in Arizona not satisified with a long-form birth certificate?

Oh, right. Because they are not birthers, just concerned public officials responding to questions from concerned citizens.

307 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 21, 2012 8:57:37am

Full size pics here: Anatomy of a clash

308 wrenchwench  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:01:30am

re: #262 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

I think I can see you!

Image: iss030e185321.jpg

My brother tweeted that this morning. He said it's Moscow.

309 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:01:32am

re: #307 Killgore Trout

Full size pics here: Anatomy of a clash

Yes, I saw the last photo of the series and withheld judgement for not being able to fit it into any context.

310 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:02:01am

re: #308 wrenchwench

I think I can see you!

Image: iss030e185321.jpg

My brother tweeted that this morning. He said it's Moscow.

it is

311 Sheila Broflovski  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:02:21am

re: #306 Expand Your Ground

Why are the officials in Arizona not satisified with a long-form birth certificate?

Oh, right. Because they are not birthers, just concerned public officials responding to questions from concerned citizens.

Mitt Romney's father was born in Mexico, so he can't be a natural born citizen!

312 Shropshire_Slasher  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:03:19am

re: #307 Killgore Trout
That last photo is precious.

313 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:05:32am

re: #297 Lidane

It is almost irrelevant and academic, Obama is not going to win any electgoral votes in Arizona.

But keeping Obama off the ballot would be a feather in their cap and prove beyond all doubt that Arizona is The Dumbest F*cking State in the Union, Bar None.

314 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:06:49am

re: #293 Learned Mother of Zion

My new job has put me into a higher tax bracket than my previous job.

It would be nice to pay a million in taxes.

315 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:08:17am

re: #309 Expand Your Ground

Yes, I saw the last photo of the series and withheld judgement for not being able to fit it into any context.

It's been a frustration of mine with this whole OWS thing. The original diary claiming police brutality linked to the one pic in the series to claim police brutality. He/she obviously saw the other pictures showing the context. It's dishonest. I can't count how many videos I've seen of protesters attacking police then shouting "shame, shame" when the police respond. They know what's really going on but chose to disconnect from reality and pretend the police are attacking them for no reason. When the protester in Oakland was seriously injured the protesters were throwing rocks and bottles. Everybody knows that but they chose to ignore their own complicity in creating these incidents.
It just makes no sense to me.

316 Eventual Carrion  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:10:07am

re: #306 Expand Your Ground

Why are the officials in Arizona not satisified with a long-form birth certificate?

Oh, right. Because they are not birthers, just concerned public officials responding to questions from concerned citizens.

Then why do they keep ignoring me when I keep asking about the UFO invasion of our great nation. I think they are playing favorites.

317 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:12:02am

re: #312 Tommy's cone of shame

That last photo is precious.

Also notice the bleach blonde chick. It appears she's trying to take off police helmets.
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318 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:12:30am

re: #315 Killgore Trout

It's been a frustration of mine with this whole OWS thing. The original diary claiming police brutality linked to the one pic in the series to claim police brutality. He/she obviously saw the other pictures showing the context. It's dishonest. I can't count how many videos I've seen of protesters attacking police then shouting "shame, shame" when the police respond. They know what's really going on but chose to disconnect from reality and pretend the police are attacking them for no reason. When the protester in Oakland was seriously injured the protesters were throwing rocks and bottles. Everybody knows that but they chose to ignore their own complicity in creating these incidents.
It just makes no sense to me.

This bunch was cleverly concealing a trebuchet.

Image: pepperspray.jpg

319 prairiefire  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:12:45am

re: #293 Learned Mother of Zion

My new job has put me into a higher tax bracket than my previous job.

I'm going to take that as a good thing. Congrats!

320 Obdicut  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:13:40am

re: #315 Killgore Trout

There are also many, many, many real cases of police brutality.

It's a good thing to try to understand-- some cases occur, not every reported case is true. If you can't understand this, you wind up doing assholic things like celebrating when a cop assaults women who are peacefully protesting. Then things get creepy.

321 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:15:43am

re: #318 Decatur Deb

This bunch was cleverly concealing a trebuchet.

Image: pepperspray.jpg

That's another one. Although the officer was admonished when you watch the whole video in context it's pretty easy to see why it happened. Even the protesters on the scene started to back away when the mic check went out making demands. It was a stupid and dangerous provocation.

322 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:17:43am

re: #320 Obdicut

There are also many, many, many real cases of police brutality.

It's a good thing to try to understand-- some cases occur, not every reported case is true. If you can't understand this, you wind up doing assholic things like celebrating when a cop assaults women who are peacefully protesting. Then things get creepy.

The constant fake allegations cheapen the seriousness of real police brutality.

323 Simply Sarah  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:18:16am

re: #320 Obdicut

There are also many, many, many real cases of police brutality.

It's a good thing to try to understand-- some cases occur, not every reported case is true. If you can't understand this, you wind up doing assholic things like celebrating when a cop assaults women who are peacefully protesting. Then things get creepy.

A common marginalizing tactic that goes beyond the MBF. Find one or two extreme situations that back your preconceived position and treat those as proof that all the dozens/hundreds/thousands of legit cases can be ignored. See: 'Welfare queens' in the 80s and 90s or false sexual assault accusations even now.

324 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:19:03am

re: #321 Killgore Trout

That's another one. Although the officer was admonished when you watch the whole video in context it's pretty easy to see why it happened. Even the protesters on the scene started to back away when the mic check went out making demands. It was a stupid and dangerous provocation.

The media coverage of the protests is nothing more than a Rorshach test. We see what we expect to see. There is no real dataset to point to objective truth, and no interest in creating one.

325 Obdicut  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:20:11am

re: #322 Killgore Trout

The constant fake allegations cheapen the seriousness of real police brutality.

Sure. But it's inevitable, and it's a lot more credible, likewise, because there are so many cases of real police brutality-- and often with very little done discipline-wise to the officers.

That's why, again, it's important to not simply knee-jerk react to a report and assume either the cop or the other person is in the right or wrong.

326 Simply Sarah  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:21:02am

re: #322 Killgore Trout

The constant fake allegations cheapen the seriousness of real police brutality.

When there are so many real examples, it becomes easy for people to become overly sensitive and support questionable reports. If something is normally true, it's pretty natural to treat another instance of it with a presumption of truth.

327 Sheila Broflovski  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:22:33am

re: #323 Simply Sarah

A common marginalizing tactic that goes beyond the MBF. Find one or two extreme situations that back your preconceived position and treat those as proof that all the dozens/hundreds/thousands of legit cases can be ignored. See: 'Welfare queens' in the 80s and 90s or false sexual assault accusations even now.

There were all those "repressed memory" or "recovered memory" cases about 10 years ago, were any of those valid or was the whole thing a bunch of woo?

328 Obdicut  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:22:35am

re: #326 Simply Sarah

It's not 'normally true' that any given report of police violence is true, though. It's certainly a common phenomenon, but as the bomber said, the data is very hard to acquire.

329 Simply Sarah  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:23:13am

re: #328 Obdicut

It's not 'normally true' that any given report of police violence is true, though. It's certainly a common phenomenon, but as the bomber said, the data is very hard to acquire.

Well, granted. I perhaps should have said "if it's true often enough."

330 Obdicut  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:24:05am

re: #327 Learned Mother of Zion

There were all those "repressed memory" or "recovered memory" cases about 10 years ago, were any of those valid or was the whole thing a bunch of woo?

The debate still goes on. There certainly are cases of people making true claims that only come later in life that claim to have repressed the memory, but it's really hard to tell if that's true or if there's a different psychological mechanism at work, whether telling themselves they repressed it and only now remember help them come to terms with it. There are also definite cases of fabrication-by-psychiatrist, which absolutely suck.

331 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:24:29am

re: #323 Simply Sarah

A common marginalizing tactic that goes beyond the MBF. Find one or two extreme situations that back your preconceived position and treat those as proof that all the dozens/hundreds/thousands of legit cases can be ignored. See: 'Welfare queens' in the 80s and 90s or false sexual assault accusations even now.

News is no longer about reporting facts. It is about broadcasting things that confirm peoples' preconceived notions.

That is what gets them to tune in, and those ratings in turn generate advertising revenue, which is the real product that networks sell these days.

332 Simply Sarah  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:25:33am

re: #327 Learned Mother of Zion

There were all those "repressed memory" or "recovered memory" cases about 10 years ago, were any of those valid or was the whole thing a bunch of woo?

As far as anyone is aware, those were all a bunch of woo. All evidence points to saying that there simply is no such thing as a "repressed memory."

333 Obdicut  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:25:42am

re: #331 Expand Your Ground

It's also about using the news to shape opinion, rather than reflect it, depending on the news source. How much of that is intentional and how much of it just represents those preconceived notions at work in the producers and performers on the news, who knows.

334 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:26:21am

re: #328 Obdicut

It's not 'normally true' that any given report of police violence is true, though. It's certainly a common phenomenon, but as the bomber said, the data is very hard to acquire.

A decent study can be done, as in the Walker Report, but this cycle hasn't really risen to that level of importance.

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335 Lidane  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:26:35am

re: #313 Expand Your Ground

I think that's what kills me. Arizona is a red state that I doubt Obama would win anyhow. What the hell is the point of trying to keep him off the ballot apart from appeasing the raving wingnuts?

336 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:27:06am

re: #331 Expand Your Ground

News is no longer about reporting facts. It is about broadcasting things that confirm peoples' preconceived notions.

That is what gets them to tune in, and those ratings in turn generate advertising revenue, which is the real product that networks sell these days.

I think that's very true. MSM will report whatever gets them the best ratings and offends the least people. They went easy on the Tea Party to avoid alienating wingnuts and they do the same with OWS to avoid offending the moonbats. Occasionally some real reporting happens but it's all too rare.

337 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:27:06am

re: #333 Obdicut

It's also about using the news to shape opinion, rather than reflect it, depending on the news source. How much of that is intentional and how much of it just represents those preconceived notions at work in the producers and performers on the news, who knows.

We need a Ministry of Fairness and Balance to make sure that viewers are exposed to The Truth, The Whole Truth and Nothing But The Truth!!!

338 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:27:06am

re: #335 Lidane

I think that's what kills me. Arizona is a red state that I doubt Obama would win anyhow. What the hell is the point of trying to keep him off the ballot apart from appeasing the raving wingnuts?

"All derp is local."

339 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:28:06am

Lunchtime. I'll be back for the blow-by-blow highlights.

340 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:28:19am

re: #335 Lidane

I think that's what kills me. Arizona is a red state that I doubt Obama would win anyhow. What the hell is the point of trying to keep him off the ballot apart from appeasing the raving wingnuts?

They just want to prove for once and for all that they are the Dumbest F*cking State in the Union, Bar None

341 Obdicut  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:28:42am

re: #334 Decatur Deb

It's hard to detect what the 'background level' of cops assaulting people and vice versa is, too. A lot of cops won't charge a drunk that pushes them with assault. And a lot of cops think a few hard knocks are routine in arresting people.

342 Simply Sarah  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:28:52am

re: #332 Simply Sarah

As far as anyone is aware, those were all a bunch of woo. All evidence points to saying that there simply is no such thing as a "repressed memory."

Well, at least, nothing to indicate that they are real and a lot of evidence to indicate that they can be 'created' through retrieval attempts. Even if they do exist, we basically wouldn't be able to tell.

343 Obdicut  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:29:24am

re: #336 Killgore Trout

I think that's very true. MSM will report whatever gets them the best ratings and offends the least people.

The latter is not true. In fact, the statement is pretty contradictory; in order to get the best ratings, you're going to have to wind up offending a hell of a lot of people. Fox doesn't get its good ratings by trying not to offend people.

344 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:32:51am

re: #343 Obdicut

The latter is not true. In fact, the statement is pretty contradictory; in order to get the best ratings, you're going to have to wind up offending a hell of a lot of people. Fox doesn't get its good ratings by trying not to offend people.

There are different sales strategies, but please keep in mind: news is not the product they are offering. It is a means of attracting viewers, which raises the prices they can charge for their actual product, which is advertising time.

Fox has a particular demographic locked up, they are going to continue to appeal to these people so they can charge prime rates for commercials.

345 Lidane  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:33:06am

re: #340 Expand Your Ground

They just want to prove for once and for all that they are the Dumbest F*cking State in the Union, Bar None

Everyone's got to have goals, I guess.

Still, it's telling that the last time a major party presidential candidate wasn't available as an option to voters was in 1860. The Republicans chose not to campaign in the South or bring their ballots for Lincoln to the South (since elections were done differently back then) so as a consequences Lincoln didn't get any votes in the Southern states.

Now all these neo-Confederate assholes want to take Obama off the ballot for their own conspiracy-fueled reasons. It's insane.

346 Sheila Broflovski  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:34:23am

re: #345 Lidane

Everyone's got to have goals, I guess.

Still, it's telling that the last time a major party presidential candidate wasn't available as an option to voters was in 1860. The Republicans chose not to campaign in the South or bring their ballots for Lincoln to the South (since elections were done differently back then) so as a consequences Lincoln didn't get any votes in the Southern states.

Now all these neo-Confederate assholes want to take Obama off the ballot for their own conspiracy-fueled reasons. It's insane.

The 1860 election was split four ways, when was the last time there were more than two major parties?

347 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:35:21am

re: #264 Cannadian Club Akbar

Tell me you have that nic because you're a Beatles fan.

No, I'm back from vacation in Europe.

348 Sheila Broflovski  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:35:55am

re: #347 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

No, I'm back from vacation in Europe.

And you're a time traveler!

349 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:36:18am

re: #331 Expand Your Ground

News is no longer about reporting facts. It is about broadcasting things that confirm peoples' preconceived notions.

That is what gets them to tune in, and those ratings in turn generate advertising revenue, which is the real product that networks sell these days.

WE HARVEST YOUR EMOTIONAL CONTENT IN ORDER TO GAIN ADVERTISEMENT REVENUE. FOX THANKS YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT - AND KEEP HATING!
////

350 Obdicut  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:36:34am

re: #344 Expand Your Ground

Well, news isn't the product, but there is a very definite attempt to actually influence politics from many media places. Hell, newspapers endorse candidates-- the media has always been an influencer in politics. It's better for them to be honest about it then pretend to be non-partisan-- that's the part that I don't get, the fig-leaf. It doesn't seem necessary, from a business sense or a political sense. Fox viewers wouldn't be turned off by Fox saying outright that they were a conservative TV station. I guess by claiming to be non-partisan they can try to make radical ideals appear more central, but I'm not sure who is fooled.

351 Lidane  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:37:23am

re: #346 Learned Mother of Zion

The 1860 election was split four ways, when was the last time there were more than two major parties?

That too. The Democrats split into pieces, the Republicans chose to ignore the South outright because they knew they wouldn't win, and everything was split four ways.

I guess that's the point, really. The last time we had a candidate "off the ballot" was when the GOP ignored the South in 1860 and the country was quickly falling apart and descending into civil war. It's absolute lunacy that anyone would even want to take the sitting POTUS off the ballot to appease the raving lunatics.

352 lawhawk  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:40:21am

12:34 p.m. - Dharun Ravi will serve a 30-day jail term, beginning on May 31.

I think that's pretty lenient considering that the judge noted that Ravi showed no contrition at any point for his acts; he never apologized.

353 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:41:14am

re: #350 Obdicut

There was a time when being neutral, or at least making an ongoing effort to maintain neutrality, was seen as a sign of quality in news broadcasting.

That distinction has been cast overboard.

354 Obdicut  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:41:16am

re: #352 lawhawk

Is it a felony?

355 HappyWarrior  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:41:17am

I don't think I've ever seen a sitting president kept off a state's ballot before. There is no explanation for this other than that the Arizona SoS who is rumored to be running for his party's governor nomination in 2014 is desperate to pander to the crazies.

356 HappyWarrior  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:42:36am

re: #352 lawhawk

12:34 p.m. - Dharun Ravi will serve a 30-day jail term, beginning on May 31.

I think that's pretty lenient considering that the judge noted that Ravi showed no contrition at any point for his acts; he never apologized.

It does yes. Can't believe the guy has shown no guilt. What a shitty thing he did to that kid. It would have been equally embarrassing I imagine if he had filmed him having sex with a women and posted it online.

357 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:42:51am

re: #352 lawhawk

12:34 p.m. - Dharun Ravi will serve a 30-day jail term, beginning on May 31.

I think that's pretty lenient considering that the judge noted that Ravi showed no contrition at any point for his acts; he never apologized.

Are they going to put in a webcam so we can watch him being gang-raped?

/

358 Simply Sarah  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:43:31am

re: #357 Expand Your Ground

Are they going to put in a webcam so we can watch him being gang-raped?

/

I really don't think this is appropriate, even in jest.

359 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:43:43am

re: #305 Killgore Trout

Kudos to the Koskidz!
The full context of the "police beating" at the top of the rec list.

It's nice to see some intellectual honesty from the left about the fake claims of police brutality. Well done.

Glad you showed intellectual honesty posting this "internal" critique.

360 Simply Sarah  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:47:19am

re: #352 lawhawk

12:34 p.m. - Dharun Ravi will serve a 30-day jail term, beginning on May 31.

I think that's pretty lenient considering that the judge noted that Ravi showed no contrition at any point for his acts; he never apologized.

I'm honestly not sure what I think a proper punishment should have been for Ravi. I do, however, agree with many commentators over the fact that too much focus has been on him and not enough of it on the wider culture that helped drive Tyler to where he ended up. It wasn't just Ravi and his actions that led to this.

361 dragonath  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:48:18am

re: #351 Lidane

Sometimes I see southern apologists trying to make the point that it was the Republican party's fault for being a sectional party. Ha. The South didn't even have a secret ballot at that point in time so who knows what kind of reprisals they would have faced.

362 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:49:02am

re: #352 lawhawk

12:34 p.m. - Dharun Ravi will serve a 30-day jail term, beginning on May 31.

I think that's pretty lenient considering that the judge noted that Ravi showed no contrition at any point for his acts; he never apologized.

Good. While Ravi is an asshole, a lot of accusations in the media against him were embellished and exaggerated.

363 lawhawk  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:49:14am

re: #354 Obdicut

Yes, those were felony convictions. The jury found Ravi guilty on all 15 charges faced back in March, including bias intimidation, invasion of privacy and witness and evidence tampering.

The judge had plenty of discretion in the sentencing, since the max sentence was 10 years.

364 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:49:30am

First-person view: Cops clash with NATO protesters (video)

Chicago Tribune photojournalist Alex Garcia gets a first-person view of the tense confrontations between Chicago police and anti-NATO protesters in the South Loop Sunday afternoon, using a mounted GoPro video camera.

You can see the protesters throwing things at cops before the confrontation and then the protesters attack with sticks and flag poles.
All the while chanting "shame shame shame" at the officers.

365 Obdicut  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:50:41am

re: #363 lawhawk

I think it's a fair sentence. As Sergey says, a lot of the shit stirred up about him was bogus. He does seem like a really creepy guy, but acting lay gay people are weird animals is pretty common in this nation.

366 RadicalModerate  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:50:59am

re: #335 Lidane

I think that's what kills me. Arizona is a red state that I doubt Obama would win anyhow. What the hell is the point of trying to keep him off the ballot apart from appeasing the raving wingnuts?

Last few polls I've seen have Arizona as a "tossup" state. Also, Arizona isn't alone in this birtherism - there's probably a half dozen states out there whose Secretary of States and Attorneys General would move to keep Obama off the ballot - including swing states like Virginia and Florida.

367 HappyWarrior  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:52:18am

re: #366 RadicalModerate

Last few polls I've seen have Arizona as a "tossup" state. Also, Arizona isn't alone in this birtherism - there's probably a half dozen states out there whose Secretary of States and Attorneys General would move to keep Obama off the ballot - including swing states like Virginia and Florida.

Not sure about Va's SoS but our AG is running for governor in 2013 and he's a huge TP ally. Not sure if he's dabbled in birtherism or not but Cuccinnelli is a kook.

368 Killgore Trout  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:53:42am

re: #359 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

Glad you showed intellectual honesty posting this "internal" critique.

Interesting that over at Dkos internal critiques of violent protesters can make the rec list. Over here it gets you on the bottom rated list.

369 Simply Sarah  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:54:08am

re: #365 Obdicut

I think it's a fair sentence. As Sergey says, a lot of the shit stirred up about him was bogus. He does seem like a really creepy guy, but acting lay gay people are weird animals is pretty common in this nation.

I'd basically call him a guilty scapegoat. What he did was, without question, wrong and he has shown little to no remorse. He just isn't a monster that single handedly caused all this. As Americans, we need to reflect on our own thoughts and actions and how they contributed to Tyler Clementi's death.

370 gwangung  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:55:31am

re: #365 Obdicut

I think it's a fair sentence. As Sergey says, a lot of the shit stirred up about him was bogus. He does seem like a really creepy guy, but acting lay gay people are weird animals is pretty common in this nation.

I'm OK with 30 days on the harassment and privacy stuff; I think it might be a bit light on the evidence tampering stuff.

371 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:55:48am

re: #368 Killgore Trout

Interesting that over at Dkos internal critiques of violent protesters can make the rec list. Over here it gets you on the bottom rated list.

Really depends on the attitude. If, say, Obdi made it, I'm pretty sure he would've written it in such a way that it would be on the top of the featured pages, if not a frontpage article.

372 RadicalModerate  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:58:47am

re: #367 HappyWarrior

Not sure about Va's SoS but our AG is running for governor in 2013 and he's a huge TP ally. Not sure if he's dabbled in birtherism or not but Cuccinnelli is a kook.

Cuccinnelli, as state Attorney General, oversees and certifies elections in Virginia - unlike many states where there it is either under the pervue of the Sec. of State or a dedicated election commissioner.

And yes, he is a birther.

[Link: voices.washingtonpost.com...]

373 Kragar  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:59:32am

AFA Reveals God's Warning to Home Depot

Sharp reported that he had an opportunity to speak briefly with Home Depot Chairman Frank Blake and demand that he agree to meet face-to-face with representatives of the right-wing group for an hour so that the AFA can make its case, but that he received no such commitment.

Sharp went on to reveal that he was not alone in attacking Home Depot for its support for equality at the board meeting, as a Bishop Robert Smith of Little Rock, Arkansas was also present and delivered a message claiming that Home Depot had become "Home Despot" and warning that if it continued on this path, God would no longer bless the company or its shareholders.

Both Bryan Fischer and Sharp agreed that this was a prophetic word for Home Depot that "came directly from God":

"Excuse me, God, any word for your millions of followers about these troubled times, maybe something about the mysteries of the universe or some bit of wisdom?"

"No, but I do want to take a few minutes to talk about Home Depot."

374 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 9:59:52am

re: #371 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

Really depends on the attitude. If, say, Obdi made it, I'm pretty sure he would've written it in such a way that it would be on the top of the featured pages, if not a frontpage article.

If I had written it, it would have included boob puns.

(The advert I'm getting at the top of this page is for "Freshpair" bras. Fur reel.)

375 Simply Sarah  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:00:17am

re: #371 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

Really depends on the attitude. If, say, Obdi made it, I'm pretty sure he would've written it in such a way that it would be on the top of the featured pages, if not a frontpage article.

And if I had made it, I would have won a Pulitzer!
/ All aboard the USS Delusions of Grandeur

376 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:01:38am

re: #375 Simply Sarah

And if I had made it, I would have won a Pulitzer!
/ All aboard the USS Delusions of Grandeur

If Jonah Goldberg was nominated for Pulitzer, why can't you? Oh wait, he wasn't.../

377 dragonath  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:02:18am

re: #373 Kragar

I'm pretty sure there's a "prophetic word" for Bryan Fischer, and it came directly "from my mouth"

378 Simply Sarah  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:03:19am

re: #376 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)

If Jonah Goldberg was nominated for Pulitzer, why can't you? Oh wait, he wasn't.../

Well, technically all it takes to be considered is to pay the $50 entry fee.

379 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:04:17am

re: #378 Simply Sarah

Well, technically all it takes to be considered is to pay the $50 entry fee.

That's a better deal than "Toddlers and Tiaras".

380 Kragar  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:05:39am

Grover Norquist: Trying To Stop Billionaires From Dodging Taxes Makes You A Nazi

After Facebook co-founder Eduardo Saverin avoided some $67 million in taxes by renouncing his American citizenship shortly before the company made its initial public offering, Sens. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and Bob Casey (D-PA) introduced the “Ex-Patriot” Act. The bill would make former citizens subject to the capital gains tax on U.S. investments and bar those who renounce citizenship for tax purposes from reentering the country.

To American for Tax Reform President Grover Norquist, Schumer and Casey’s effort is akin to Nazism or South African apartheid, as The Hill reports:

“I think Schumer can probably find the legislation to do this. It existed in Germany in the 1930s and Rhodesia in the ’70s and in South Africa as well,” said Norquist. “He probably just plagiarized it and translated it from the original German.”

The Nazis infamously implemented a departure tax on Jews who tried to flee Germany before World War II. Schumer is Jewish.

381 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:05:41am

re: #378 Simply Sarah

Well, technically all it takes to be considered is to pay the $50 entry fee.

Agreed. Why is everyone complaining about Jonah bragging about the nominations he won fair and square (by nominating himself)? Damn librul media.

382 HappyWarrior  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:10:02am

re: #373 Kragar

AFA Reveals God's Warning to Home Depot

"Excuse me, God, any word for your millions of followers about these troubled times, maybe something about the mysteries of the universe or some bit of wisdom?"

"No, but I do want to take a few minutes to talk about Home Depot."

The AFA needs to get this thing called a life.

383 Kragar  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:10:05am

Missouri Legislature Approves Bill Allowing Employers To Deny Access To Birth Control

The bill states that no employer or health plan provider can be compelled to provide coverage _ or be penalized for refusing to cover _ abortion, contraception or sterilization if those items run contrary to their religious or moral convictions. The bill also gives the state attorney general grounds to sue other governmental officials or entities that infringe on the rights granted in the legislation.

“This bill is about religious freedom and moral convictions,” said Rep. Sandy Crawford, R-Buffalo. “This is about sending a message to the federal government that we don’t like things rammed down our throat.”

Bullshit

384 HappyWarrior  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:11:13am

We don't like things being shoved down our throats but we have no problem forcing our religious views down yours.

385 Simply Sarah  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:11:20am

re: #383 Kragar

Missouri Legislature Approves Bill Allowing Employers To Deny Access To Birth Control

Bullshit

In one breath it's SUPPORT FOR RELIGIOUS FREEDOMS and in the next it's CREEPING SHARIA!

386 allegro  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:13:54am

re: #383 Kragar

Missouri Legislature Approves Bill Allowing Employers To Deny Access To Birth Control

Bullshit

With no apparent notice of the rights of the people who are being denied those legal rights and their freedom and moral convictions. Assholes.

387 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:14:04am

re: #382 HappyWarrior

The AFA needs to get this thing called a life.

Lefty dilemma: Do I keep my business at Lowe's because of Home Depot's shitty labor position, or share it out because of their equality stance? (To complicate it, both are very good supporters of our Habitat.)

Hell, I'll just follow the sales.

389 HappyWarrior  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:16:11am

re: #387 Decatur Deb

Lefty dilemma: Do I keep my business at Lowe's because of Home Depot's shitty labor position, or share it out because of their equality stance? (To complicate it, both are very good supporters of our Habitat.)

Hell, I'll just follow the sales.

I normally don't think of a company's politics when I shop. Not something I can really do on a recent grad's salary. I guess if I were in your shoes, I'd support both.

390 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:16:58am

re: #389 HappyWarrior

I normally don't think of a company's politics when I shop. Not something I can really do on a recent grad's salary. I guess if I were in your shoes, I'd support both.

Still boycotting grapes.

391 HappyWarrior  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:17:33am

Don't you just love it though when you're a bigot if you support marriage equality and you're being persecuted if you don't and think homosexuals are pedophiles who hate morality. Bizarro world man. Where up is down, where Barack Obama is the anti-christ, and where Rick Santorum is president.

392 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:18:14am

re: #390 Decatur Deb

Still boycotting grapes.

So you don't drink wine?

393 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:19:30am

re: #392 Mostly sane, most of the time.

So you don't drink wine?

Always hated grapes.

Cesar never mentioned wine...

394 wrenchwench  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:20:30am

re: #384 HappyWarrior

We don't like things being shoved down our throats but we have no problem forcing our religious views down yours.

Or "up yours" for the ladies.

395 HappyWarrior  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:23:01am

re: #394 wrenchwench

Or "up yours" for the ladies.

Yep. Seriously some people need to mind their own damn business. It's not religious liberty for an employer to be obsessed with their women employees' sex lives. I think the laws like those in Kansas by the way that allow for pharmacists to refuse to hand out the morning after pill because of religious beliefs are stupid. Simple, if you think a certain legal pill is unethical, you shouldn't be in the business of handing them out, that or swallow your pride.

396 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:23:03am

re: #393 Decatur Deb

Always hated grapes.

Cesar never mentioned wine...

Right. 'Cause wine is made out of dandelions.

397 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:24:35am

re: #396 Mostly sane, most of the time.

Right. 'Cause wine is made out of dandelions.

(Psst--We won that one. UFA got a contract while I was still in college. Still hate grapes.)

398 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:24:50am

re: #395 HappyWarrior

Yep. Seriously some people need to mind their own damn business. It's not religious liberty for an employer to be obsessed with their women employees' sex lives. I think the laws like those in Kansas by the way that allow for pharmacists to refuse to hand out the morning after pill because of religious beliefs are stupid. Simple, if you think a certain legal pill is unethical, you shouldn't be in the business of handing them out, that or swallow your pride.

If you think gambling is unethical, then you probably should not be working as a croupier in Vegas...

399 Kragar  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:25:34am

re: #393 Decatur Deb

Always hated grapes.

Cesar never mentioned wine...

I'll have you know Caesar was a big fan of conquered grapes.

400 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:27:16am

re: #397 Decatur Deb

(Psst--We won that one. UFA got a contract while I was still in college. Still hate grapes.)

Well, yes, but if you are boycotting grapes because of ethical reasons, you have to boycott all grapes.

I have a ten year old who is boycotting cheese on the grounds that "it tastes gross." I, personally, boycott seafood for the same reason.

401 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:27:18am

re: #399 Kragar

I'll have you know Caesar was a big fan of conquered grapes.

Caesar was very soave for a soldier.

402 AK-47%  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:28:41am

re: #401 Decatur Deb

Caesar was very soave for a soldier.

He couldn't drink wine because it gave him Gaul stones...

403 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:29:43am

re: #402 Expand Your Ground

He couldn't drink wine because it gave him Gaul stones...

Antony was a bit of a brut, not to mention Brutus.

404 Kragar  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:29:55am

re: #401 Decatur Deb

Caesar was very soave for a soldier.

One could say it was his raisin d'être

405 wrenchwench  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:30:05am

re: #400 Mostly sane, most of the time.

Well, yes, but if you are boycotting grapes because of ethical reasons, you have to boycott all grapes.

That boycott was specific to "table grapes" because that was the crop being picked by farm workers who couldn't get a fair contract. Wine was still OK. Different pickers.

406 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:33:49am

re: #405 wrenchwench

That boycott was specific to "table grapes" because that was the crop being picked by farm workers who couldn't get a fair contract. Wine was still OK. Different pickers.

Chicago Police confrontation...check

Contraception debate...check.

Grape boycott...check

Ten-year war...check

Yup, It's 1968.

407 wrenchwench  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:33:51am

Finally, a wine pun thread to go with all those cheese pun threads! I was getting Bordeaux those.

408 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:35:02am

re: #407 wrenchwench

Very good.

409 wrenchwench  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:35:21am

re: #406 Decatur Deb

Chicago Police confrontation...check

Contraception debate...check.

Grape boycott...check

Ten-year war...check

Yup, It's 1968.

And I'm ten again! That was a good year...

410 Kragar  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:36:16am

re: #407 wrenchwench

Finally, a wine pun thread to go with all those cheese pun threads! I was getting Bordeaux those.

We're just trying to stay currant.

411 iossarian  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:36:53am

re: #410 Kragar

We're just trying to stay currant.

G-Rhone.

412 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 21, 2012 10:37:16am

re: #409 wrenchwench

And I'm ten again! That was a good year...

You're 10--I've got a term paper and a wife both overdue.

413 Eventual Carrion  Mon, May 21, 2012 11:23:05am

re: #388 Lidane

University Of Notre Dame Sues Obama Administration For Contraception Mandate

Then I'm suing UND for their priests and nuns using my fucking roads that I paid for and they didn't.

414 Eventual Carrion  Mon, May 21, 2012 11:27:20am

re: #398 Expand Your Ground

If you think gambling is unethical, then you probably should not be working as a croupier in Vegas...

Kinda along those same line. If gambling is against your religion and you work at a convenience store that sells lottery tickets, can you refuse to sell the tickets? How long would you have that job if you did refuse? Could you sue for religious persecution? Or if the store sold alcohol and your religion is against drinking could you refuse to sell alcohol during your shift?


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