Vetting Everywhere! Breitbart’s Latest Bombshell Exclusive: Photo of Obama Does NOT Show Bill Ayers!

Come on, they’re kidding, right?
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Breitbart blogger Charles C. Johnson (who is NOT me) has another exclusive BOMBSHELL SCOOP today for breitbart.com’s “The Vetting” series of nothing-burgers, and if you can find a story in this one, you too can write for breitbart.com: THE VETTING: IT’S OBAMA, NOT AYERS; FAMOUS PHOTO TAKEN BY ANTI-MILITARY FRIEND.

Mr. Johnson has AUTHENTICATED that the photo in question, taken in 1980, does NOT contain Bill Ayers. An earth-shaking scoop indeed.

Of course, there IS a point to this seemingly moronic article: Obama is evil and actually hates the troops even though there’s no evidence of it.

Given Obama’s anti-military views at the time, and given how quickly President Obama has been slashing defense spending and downgrading U.S. military capabilities, it’s worth wondering whether he still shares that view, despite many campaign-friendly photo-ops with the troops.

We can only hope that the brave Breitbart army never ceases doing the VETTING that the corrupt liberal media refuses to do, and continues bringing us these eye-opening exclusives.

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61 comments
1 darthstar  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:08:22am
2 Kronocide  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:09:43am

Who will Vet the Vetters?

3 Kragar  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:10:31am

Next up, they’ll have a picture of Obama not standing with Karl Marx.

4 Kragar  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:10:46am

re: #2 Kronocide

Who will Vet the Vetters?

Eddie Vetter.

5 erik_t  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:11:10am

I’m honestly and legitimately confused. Isn’t not being present with Bill Ayers, from the perspective of a Breitbartian, a good thing?

6 efuseakay  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:12:04am

PHOTOSHOPPED! Look at zee pixalz!!!!!

7 Jack Burton  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:12:54am

re: #5 erik_t

I’m honestly and legitimately confused. Isn’t not being present with Bill Ayers, from the perspective of a Breitbartian, a good thing?

If Obama was not on Endor you must acquit!

/chewbaccadefense

8 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:13:16am

re: #2 Kronocide

Who will Vet the Vetters?

The Vetters will Vet themselves.

With the hilarious results you see before you.

9 Charles Johnson  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:13:35am
10 Kragar  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:13:37am

re: #6 efuseakay

PHOTOSHOPPED! Look at zee pixalz!!!

When you blow up the shot in MS paint, you can see Jeremiah Wright’s face reflected in the glasses!
/

11 abolitionist  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:13:43am

Liking the ad at the B-site — Enter to Win Dinner with Barack

12 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:14:21am

re: #5 erik_t

I’m honestly and legitimately confused. Isn’t not being present with Bill Ayers, from the perspective of a Breitbartian, a good thing?

They got to say ‘Barack Obama’ and ‘Bill Ayers’ in the same breath, so, win.

I think that’s all.

13 General Nimrod Bodfish  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:14:58am

re: #5 erik_t

It’s like someone being stabbed to death by a taco: it’s not meant to make sense to people with a firm grasp of logic and reality.

14 Kragar  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:16:00am

This is going to upset a lot of people.

DNA study seeks origin of Appalachia’s Melungeons

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — For years, varied and sometimes wild claims have been made about the origins of a group of dark-skinned Appalachian residents once known derisively as the Melungeons. Some speculated they were descended from Portuguese explorers, or perhaps from Turkish slaves or Gypsies.

Now a new DNA study in the Journal of Genetic Genealogy attempts to separate truth from oral tradition and wishful thinking. The study found the truth to be somewhat less exotic: Genetic evidence shows that the families historically called Melungeons are the offspring of sub-Saharan African men and white women of northern or central European origin.

And that report, which was published in April in the peer-reviewed journal, doesn’t sit comfortably with some people who claim Melungeon ancestry.

“There were a whole lot of people upset by this study,” lead researcher Roberta Estes said. “They just knew they were Portuguese, or Native American.”

15 makeitstop  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:16:05am

If Breitbart hadn’t met his end when he did, this ‘Vetting’ thing would have surely caused him to die of embarrassment.

16 Kragar  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:17:13am

re: #13 Worrell-Rimshot 2012!

It’s like someone being stabbed to death by a taco: it’s not meant to make sense to people with a firm grasp of logic and reality.

Hard shell tacos are dangerous!

17 abolitionist  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:17:34am

re: #9 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

But ..but ..we don’t recognize nobility here.

18 Charles Johnson  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:19:02am
19 Lidane  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:19:02am

Obama and Bill Ayers?

20 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:20:13am

re: #14 Kragar

This is going to upset a lot of people.

DNA study seeks origin of Appalachia’s Melungeons

Didn’t everyone already know this?

21 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:20:45am

re: #20 SanFranciscoZionist

Didn’t everyone already know this?

I guess not.

22 simoom  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:22:31am

Errr…

[Link: pjmedia.com…]

Please, Please, Please Call Me a Racist™
It’s become a badge of honor.

Hello. My name is Robert Wargas and I am a Racist™.
…
Are you interested in becoming a Racist™? You may be eligible:
…
Oh how I love being a Racist™! I consider it a badge of honor, like a war wound obtained defending the Falklands…err, the Malvinas…err, the Maldives.
…
Why do I embrace such a horrific label? Well, you, like me, may have noticed something happening. Small rumblings. Do you have your ear to the ground?
…
…we may actually be reaching the point we’ve all been waiting for: the point at which the charge of Racism™ begins to lose its social power.
…
One notices in subtle ways, however, that people are pushing back. Read the comments below any racially tinged or politically correct news story. People get it now. The jig is up; the fiddler’s done fiddlin’. We all see the emperor’s bare ass and all that jazz. Many blacks see it too — the ones nobody talks about. The media has become so absurd, so discredited, so obviously disreputable in the eyes of the public that everything it stands for, every charge it hurls, including Racism™, is now meaningless, like paper money after an inflationary rush. Down is up. Bad is good. Racist™ is no racist at all.

WTF?! He’s embracing the what happens in the comment sections of stories that touch on race?

23 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:25:12am

re: #22 simoom

Errr…

[Link: pjmedia.com…]

WTF?! He’s embracing the what happens in the comment sections of stories that touch on race?

Phyllis, you’re sharing a website with these people. Stop it at once. Please?

24 erik_t  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:26:20am
Many blacks see it too — the ones nobody talks about.

As always, the largest group is surely the invisible one, of which clueless people like myself are completely unaware.

They surround us!

25 allegro  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:27:28am

re: #22 simoom

Errr…

[Link: pjmedia.com…]

WTF?! He’s embracing the what happens in the comment sections of stories that touch on race?

See, the racism apparent in those comment sections is the real truth, not the media charges of racism which is absurd and discredited, which proves that there really isn’t any racism.

//This rightwing racist fucktardery is hard work. Mah brain hurts now.

26 HappyWarrior  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:28:14am

Image: obama_musial.jpg
Obama and Ayers?

27 Kragar  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:28:36am

Obama Campaign Calls On Romney To Stand Up To Trump

“Donald Trump has become the birther in chief,” LaBolt said. “I can put the president’s birth certificate on my forehead and Mr. Trump wouldn’t accept that the president was born here in the United States. And it raises a question that’s come up before during this campaign as to whether Governor Romney will embrace the extreme voices in his party or stand up to them.”

28 allegro  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:29:52am

re: #27 Kragar

Obama Campaign Calls On Romney To Stand Up To Trump

I have a feeling that this is going to be a hilarious campaign season.

29 simoom  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:30:22am

re: #27 Kragar

Obama Campaign Calls On Romney To Stand Up To Trump

“And it raises a question that’s come up before during this campaign as to whether Governor Romney will embrace the extreme voices in his party or stand up to them.”

Heh, Mr. LaBolt is wrong, it doesn’t raise that question it answers it.

30 Targetpractice  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:30:31am

re: #27 Kragar

Obama Campaign Calls On Romney To Stand Up To Trump

Romney, stand up to Trump? Romney couldn’t stand up to The Donald’s hair, let alone the man himself.

31 Big Steve  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:30:41am

re: #23 SanFranciscoZionistSFZ…..I am back….did you miss me?

32 lawhawk  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:30:58am

re: #9 Charles Johnson

At least it wasn’t Obama with Yoko Ono. /

33 allegro  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:31:41am

re: #31 Big Steve

creepy

34 HappyWarrior  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:32:35am

Romney call out Trump? Come on the guy can’t even call out Limbaugh after he calls a young woman a slut.

35 erik_t  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:32:56am

re: #28 allegro

I have a feeling that this is going to be a hilarious campaign season.

Going to be? Are you sure about that tense?

36 Kragar  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:32:59am

The only time Romney would stand up to Trump is to offer him his seat.

37 Lidane  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:34:06am

re: #28 allegro

I have a feeling that this is going to be a hilarious campaign season.

Oh, that’s been true since the GOP primaries started.

Just imagine how things will get if Barack Obama wins a second term. Derp-a-palooza won’t even begin to cover it.

38 dragonfire1981  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:34:37am

re: #9 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

Of course, it all makes sense now!

McCartney died, Ayers had himself surgically altered to look like Sir Paul and no one knew the difference!

39 lawhawk  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:35:16am

Up next from the Breitbartians? Don’t Trust the $#!% in 1600 Penn.

40 HappyWarrior  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:35:24am

re: #38 dragonfire1981

Of course, it all makes sense now!

McCartney died, Ayers had himself surgically altered to look like Sir Paul and no one knew the difference!

He’s a craft one. He got surgery to make himself look like Stan Musial in my photo. Bill Ayers is the most magnificent bastard in the history of magnificent bastards.

41 Targetpractice  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:35:54am

re: #38 dragonfire1981

Of course, it all makes sense now!

McCartney died, Ayers had himself surgically altered to look like Sir Paul and no one knew the difference!

So they really did bury Paul!

We’re through the looking glass here, people!

//

42 Shiplord Kirel  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:36:11am

re: #18 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

Well, the guy on the right is red enough to be Ayers but the nose doesn’t match. I’ll have to blow it up and look at the pixels.

43 HappyWarrior  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:36:20am

Bill Ayers IS Obama.

44 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:37:05am

Is this Obama kissing Patty Hearst while Bill Ayers and George Soros look on approvingly?

Image: ohkG7.jpg

45 allegro  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:37:35am

re: #43 HappyWarrior

Bill Ayers IS Obama.

Good point. We never see them together in pictures. Wait… what was the question?

46 HappyWarrior  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:39:06am

re: #45 allegro

Good point. We never see them together in pictures. Wait… what was the question?

I think the question was did Obama sink the Titanic with the help of the Weather Underground? The ship’s captain knew Obama was a Muslim socialist. He had to die.

47 jaunte  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:39:47am

You know who else the photo does not show? That’s right.

48 Targetpractice  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:41:20am

re: #47 jaunte

You know who else the photo does not show? That’s right.

Frank Stallone?

//

49 Eventual Carrion  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:42:35am

re: #47 jaunte

You know who else the photo does not show? That’s right.

Joe Pesci?

50 Kragar  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:42:45am

re: #47 jaunte

You know who else the photo does not show? That’s right.

HITLER!

51 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:42:58am

re: #31 Big Steve

SFZ…I am back…did you miss me?

You’re Phyllis Chessler?

I never dreamed.

52 erik_t  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:43:50am

re: #50 Kragar

HITLER!

Adolf Jong Lenin.

53 jaunte  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:44:14am

“Breitbart.com has authenticated that these are, in fact, photos of Barack Obama”

Officially stamped comedy gold.

54 dragonfire1981  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:47:59am

re: #53 jaunte

“Breitbart.com has authenticated that these are, in fact, photos of Barack Obama”

Officially stamped comedy gold.

They did Authenticate…they just made the mistake of doing it with ACME products.

55 dragonath  Fri, May 25, 2012 11:52:11am

re: #22 simoom

For attitudes like this, I prefer the term “Asshole™”

57 efuseakay  Fri, May 25, 2012 12:00:35pm

I zoomed in… it’s all fake. In reality, it’s not even a picture. Too many pixels everywhere!

//

58 redtickbeer  Fri, May 25, 2012 12:28:39pm

re: #47 jaunte

Jesus?

59 bubba zanetti  Fri, May 25, 2012 2:18:48pm

Maybe the other black guy is Roy Ayers?

60 Patricia Kayden  Fri, May 25, 2012 4:45:48pm

I don’t normally read stupidese, but can Breitbartists explain how President Obama is slashing military funding? Isn’t it true that President Obama is giving the Pentagon what they want, but Republicans are demanding more funding than the Pentagon has asked for?

The Right lies so casually.

61 wheat-dogghazi  Fri, May 25, 2012 6:17:40pm

That’s nothing. I have a photo taken of me not standing next to Mao.


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