1 researchok  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 5:20:01pm

Brilliant. Sublime.

Great stuff.

2 Kragar  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 5:23:10pm

I was hoping to see some neck stump.
/

3 Charles Johnson  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 5:24:43pm

I lost it when he came out dancing in the horse mask.

4 b_Snark  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 5:25:51pm

He needs to join the TeaParty.

5 Charles Johnson  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 5:26:01pm

By the way, these Comedy Central MP4 videos look awesome in full-screen - the resolution is 1280x720.

6 freetoken  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 5:28:17pm

Bwahahaha...

Sarah Palin: It’s a ‘shame’ about Dick Cheney

Your text to link...

7 researchok  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 5:28:34pm

re: #2 Kragar

No more Godfather videos for you
/

8 Kragar  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 5:33:35pm

re: #6 freetoken

Bwahahaha...

Sarah Palin: It’s a ‘shame’ about Dick Cheney

Your text to link...

Well, seeing as how Dick — excuse me, Vice President Cheney — never misfires, then evidently, he’s quite convinced that what he had evidently read about me by the lamestream media

She made sure to call him Dick.

9 freetoken  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 5:35:19pm

re: #8 Kragar

She made sure to call him Dick.

Yeah, everyone is noticing that.

Snowbillies, indeed.

10 erik_t  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 5:37:14pm

re: #6 freetoken

Bwahahaha...

Sarah Palin: It’s a ‘shame’ about Dick Cheney

Your text to link...

Ugh. Do I have to pick a side here?

11 Decatur Deb  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 5:43:22pm

re: #6 freetoken

Bwahahaha...

Sarah Palin: It’s a ‘shame’ about Dick Cheney

Your text to link...

Is the Royal College of Grammarians still offering a 100,000 Pound X-prize to anyone who can diagram one of her sentences?

12 The Questionable Timing of a Flea  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 5:43:28pm

Rush Limbaugh’s newsletter rips off the Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual

3rd Edition Monster Manual II, to be precise.

Upon being notified of this ersatz Nightmare Beast on the prowl, Reynolds said "That's a bad copy of an illustration I was never happy with in the first place. [Dungeons & Dragons publisher Wizards of the Coast's] legal team might be interested in this one though!"

13 jaunte  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 5:46:15pm

re: #6 freetoken

“I could have decided, you know, I don’t want to be bloodied up,” Palin said. “I don’t want my family to go through what we will have to go through in order to put ourselves forward in the name of service to this country. But I did it. It would have been a mistake to have hunkered down, just lived that luxurious, if you will, comfortable lifestyle in Alaska.”

As if that could have happened. She's a psycho public eye seeker in the mold of the Suzanne Stone character in To Die For.

14 darthstar  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 5:48:30pm

Holy crap...it took me two and a half hours to get Verizon to port my work phone number to a private account (I'm leaving my current company on Friday to take a new position with a start-up). Pain in the fuckin' ass. But now I have one of those shiny Samsung Galaxy SIII things...it's the size of a freakin' kindle...that reminds me...I need to add the Kindle app to it.

15 Kragar  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 5:48:30pm

re: #12 The Ghost of a Flea

Rush Limbaugh’s newsletter rips off the Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual

3rd Edition Monster Manual II, to be precise.

Copyright laws are liberal propaganda.

16 wrenchwench  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 5:51:06pm

re: #5 Charles Johnson

By the way, these Comedy Central MP4 videos look awesome in full-screen - the resolution is 1280x720.

Is there a low res option? I feel like I'm back on dial up. When the whole thing is finally loaded, it still won't play in sync. (I use the lowest resolution on YouTube.)

Or do I have to get a new 'puter? *cringe*

17 darthstar  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 5:53:03pm

Okay...google voice typing totally fucking works great on this new phone. Much better than the HTC "incredible" I had until a couple of hours ago.

18 erik_t  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 5:56:16pm

re: #15 Kragar

Copyright laws are liberal propaganda.

Not in Bible. Therefore liberal plant.

19 darthstar  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 5:57:46pm

re: #18 erik_t

Not in Bible. Therefore liberal plant.

The avocado isn't in the bible, either. It, too, is a liberal plant.

GUACAMOLE CONSPIRACY!!!

20 Charles Johnson  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 6:00:45pm

re: #16 wrenchwench

It's Windows XP, showing its age, I'm afraid, and possibly the computer - don't know what kind of hardware you have there.

Maybe I should also post a link to the Comedy Central page for the video, for the MP4-impaired computers among us.

21 bratwurst  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 6:02:10pm

Limbaugh celebrating 24 years of broadcast misogyny today: "There Are Some Attractive 24-Year-Olds Still Around ... I Love Stereotypical Sexist Humor"

22 The Questionable Timing of a Flea  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 6:02:43pm

re: #19 darthstar

The avocado isn't in the bible, either. It, too, is a liberal plant.

Avocado derives from the Nahuatl word for testicle. It's not just liberal, it's a homofascist plant.

23 Charles Johnson  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 6:02:51pm

Meanwhile, here's the more-compatible version:

24 b_Snark  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 6:02:58pm

re: #16 wrenchwench

Is there a low res option? I feel like I'm back on dial up. When the whole thing is finally loaded, it still won't play in sync. (I use the lowest resolution on YouTube.)

Or do I have to get a new 'puter? *cringe*

Get off the porn sites.

25 wrenchwench  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 6:04:05pm

re: #20 Charles Johnson

It's Windows XP, showing its age, I'm afraid, and possibly the computer - don't know what kind of hardware you have there.

Maybe I should also post a link to the Comedy Central page for the video, for the MP4-impaired computers among us.

It's a Dell Dimension 3000 that I swapped some bike parts for, several years ago. I'll throw a couple more bucks in the 'new computer' jar.

26 bratwurst  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 6:04:13pm

re: #24 b_sharp

Get off the porn sites.

I was going to ask her if she has upgraded her rig since the "you're getting a Dell!" dude got busted trying to buy pot.

27 The Questionable Timing of a Flea  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 6:05:53pm

re: #21 bratwurst

Limbaugh celebrating 24 years of broadcast misogyny today: "There Are Some Attractive 24-Year-Olds Still Around ... I Love Stereotypical Sexist Humor"

Men who routinely pay for sex tend to have that kind of sense of humor.

29 b_Snark  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 6:07:46pm

re: #27 The Ghost of a Flea

Men who routinely pay for sex think with their dick tend to have that kind of sense of humor.

FTFY

30 Kragar  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 6:08:19pm

Sen. Sessions: ‘I Am Offended’ By Views Of Climate Scientists

Senator Jeff Sessions (R-Alabama) was more than surprised when informed by Senator Barbara Boxer that roughly 98 percent of climate scientists, contra Christy, accepted that anthropogenic warming was real and serious — he was outraged:

Sessions: Madam Chairman, I am offended by that, I’m offended by that — I didn’t say anything about the scientists. I said the data shows [sic] it is not warming to the degree that a lot of people predicted, not close to that much…

Boxer: The conclusion that you’re coming to is shared by 1-2 percent of the scientists. You shouldn’t be offended by that. That’s the fact.

Sessions: I don’t believe that’s correct.

31 Daniel Ballard  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 6:12:12pm

re: #25 wrenchwench

Before I got my Win7 built, I managed to get my XP machine to play HD video pretty well. A better video card did the trick. Then I tried to edit HD. Ugh. But playback is doable.

32 Decatur Deb  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 6:13:55pm

re: #30 Kragar

Sen. Sessions: ‘I Am Offended’ By Views Of Climate Scientists

That's Senator Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, if you please. He's an idiot, but it's a great name.

33 b_Snark  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 6:15:30pm

re: #31 Daniel Ballard

Before I got my Win7 built, I managed to get my XP machine to play HD video pretty well. A better video card did the trick. Then I tried to edit HD. Ugh. But playback is doable.

Ubuntu Studio.

34 Mattand  Wed, Aug 1, 2012 6:41:43pm

re: #25 wrenchwench

It's a Dell Dimension 3000 that I swapped some bike parts for, several years ago. I'll throw a couple more bucks in the 'new computer' jar.

Yeah, it might be time to "Old Yeller" that one.


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