Breitbart ‘Contributing Journalist’ Pat Dollard: “Barack Obama Now the Global Head of Al Qaeda”

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Here’s your daily moment of sheer wingnut crazy, brought to you by breitbart.com “contributing journalist” and all-around angry guy Pat Dollard.

The source of Dollard’s demented post: Alex Jones. Of course.

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143 comments
1 Bulworth  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 1:55:24pm

Yes, the evidence is “mounting.”

2 darthstar  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 1:55:51pm

Pretty cool pic from the early days of the Golden Gate (artificially colored, but still intense)

Image: 479950_10200125209946264_590577033_n.jpg

3 William Barnett-Lewis  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 1:56:47pm

Oh my little stars and comets…

Now I have to explain to my son why I fell out of my chair from laughing so hard…

4 LWNJ  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 1:57:12pm

Is there anything these bozos won’t believe? (Don’t answer that…)

5 Gus  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 1:59:06pm

Right wing journalism! And yes I know this comes from Matt Drudge’s best bud, Alex Jones. (cough)

6 Ian G.  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:01:39pm

I saw a car with an Infowars/Prisonplanet bumper sticker this past weekend. Do I need to mention it was a pizza delivery car, driven by a scrawny 20-something white guy?

7 Ian G.  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:02:38pm

re: #2 darthstar

Pretty cool pic from the early days of the Golden Gate (artificially colored, but still intense)

Image: 479950_10200125209946264_590577033_n.jpg

Excuse me while I get dizzy and fall off my chair….

8 Gus  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:02:57pm

re: #6 Ian G.

I saw a car with an Infowars/Prisonplanet bumper sticker this past weekend. Do I need to mention it was a pizza delivery car, driven by a scrawny 20-something white guy?

Was he wearing a navy blue wind breaker?

9 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:03:32pm

re: #4 LWNJ

Is there anything these bozos won’t believe? (Don’t answer that…)

They have size 82 shoes but size 83 feet.

10 Bulworth  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:04:06pm

THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA IS TRYING TO HIDE THE EVIDENCE!!

11 Bulworth  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:04:47pm

re: #6 Ian G.

That’s an experience I’ve been spared so far.

12 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:11:21pm

Well, the long, boring drive home beckons.

I’ll talk atcha in a few hours.

13 Gus  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:13:08pm

re: #12 Walking Spanish Down the Hall

Well, the long, boring drive home beckons.

I’ll talk atcha in a few hours.

For a second there it looked like you morphed into Sat. //

14 freetoken  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:13:18pm

Among other things, Dollard appears to be a fan of Michigan Republican Dave Agema.

Dollard picks all the right friends.

Agema is in the news again (he’s not a stranger to stirring up hate):

A Michigan RNC Committeeman Wants You to Know the Truth About “Filthy” Homosexuality

[…]

You can read the whole article at this link; it asserts that “part of the homosexual agenda is to get the public to affirm their filthy lifestyle,” that “homosexuals aren’t discriminated against in employment,” and that “Homosexuals account for half the murders in large cities,” among other fun factoids. Agema hasn’t responded to a call or email about the post, but he’s spent part of his career trying to eliminate domestic partner benefits, so I doubt anybody’s pulling a fast one on him.

15 Locker  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:13:20pm

Obama is also a secret judge on Dancing w/ the Stars. Really! Why do you think Bristol was voted off??

16 Bulworth  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:13:48pm

re: #15 Locker

I knew it!!

17 Gus  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:13:51pm

Breaking. Ashley Judd has decided not to run for the Senate.

18 Gus  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:15:30pm

“Unable” to run.

19 Bulworth  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:16:04pm

re: #17 Gus

Well, I’m kinda happy for her. I admire her, love her activism. The shitstorm that would have rained on her from the RovePAC and hate radio/Faux would have distressed me greatly.

20 Dr. Matt  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:17:38pm

Not The Onion:

Beck: The Hippies Were Responsible For The Khmer Rouge:

Youtube Video
21 JeffFX  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:18:31pm

Being a little slow, and being called Pat Dullard throughout your school years is going to take its toll, and produce the warped adult we see. He can’t help what he is. The real problem is that conservatives are so far gone that they’ll publish this dullard, and the audience will fail to notice that he’s more than a little bit off.

22 freetoken  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:18:34pm

Ok, so Judd has ducked the inevitable hot seat… but guess who today re-launched a campaign to get back in to the thick of things?

Yes, her:

Youtube Video
23 Dr. Matt  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:19:54pm

dull·ard
/ˈdələrd/

Noun
A slow or stupid person.

Synonyms
blockhead - dunce - numskull - dunderhead

24 JeffFX  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:20:01pm

re: #20 Dr. Matt
It’s pretty obvious that Beck is mentally ill, and sees imaginary connections everywhere.

25 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:20:03pm

re: #20 Dr. Matt

Not The Onion:

drowning babies on the barricades…the French Revolution was a bad thing, I guess

26 freetoken  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:20:14pm

Remember, in a world where POTUS is head of AQ, anything can happen.

27 Targetpractice  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:20:35pm

re: #22 freetoken

Ok, so Judd has ducked the inevitable hot seat… but guess who today re-launched a campaign to get back in to the thick of things?

Yes, her:

[Embedded content]

Ah, Sarah Palin, the gift that keeps on giving.

28 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:21:29pm

Still working out how Obamas role as head of AQ would lead him to come out in favor ogf gay marriage.

29 Lidane  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:21:45pm

re: #24 JeffFX

It’s pretty obvious that Beck is mentally ill, and sees imaginary connections everywhere.

30 Lidane  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:23:10pm

re: #6 Ian G.

I saw a car with an Infowars/Prisonplanet bumper sticker this past weekend. Do I need to mention it was a pizza delivery car, driven by a scrawny 20-something white guy?

Come to Austin. There are plenty of those kinds of cars around here.

31 Bulworth  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:23:14pm

re: #28 Sol Berdinowitz

It’s all a part of the smokescreen, man. /

32 Targetpractice  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:23:26pm

re: #28 Sol Berdinowitz

Still working out how Obamas role as head of AQ would lead him to come out in favor ogf gay marriage.

He’s fixing to destroy the very moral fiber of this Christian nation of ours!!!

33 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:23:57pm

re: #20 Dr. Matt

Not The Onion:

[Embedded content]

I’m kind of jealous that, unlike Glen Beck’s, my own ass is not a magical cornucopia of fantastic imagination from which I can pull things and make millions if dollars in the process.

34 Gus  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:24:11pm

re: #29 Lidane

WHERE’S THE COVERAGE!!11TY

35 freetoken  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:24:16pm

re: #28 Sol Berdinowitz

Still working out how Obamas role as head of AQ would lead him to come out in favor ogf gay marriage.

You mean the “filthy lifestyle” of teh ghey isn’t a Muslim plot to overthrow America?

36 Jolo5309  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:24:18pm

re: #31 Bulworth

Smokescreen?

Youtube Video
37 Lidane  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:24:32pm

re: #28 Sol Berdinowitz

Still working out how Obamas role as head of AQ would lead him to come out in favor of gay marriage.

It’s all a false flag. As head of AQ, he legalizes gay marriage, enabling the destruction of America so that he can then rebuild it under Agenda 21.

///

38 Bulworth  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:26:11pm

gay marriage, sharia law, it’s all one big piece of anti-colonial, atheistic secular humanistic marxist radical Islam Muslim Brotherhood. //

39 Gus  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:27:03pm

re: #38 Bulworth

Crony capitalist socialist gay marriage, sharia law, it’s all one big piece of anti-colonial, atheistic secular humanistic marxist radical Islam Muslim Brotherhood. //

40 Gus  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:27:28pm

Obama is like the corporal-captain of ideologies.

//

41 Gus  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:31:03pm
42 Gus  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:31:10pm

Waits.

43 makeitstop  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:34:14pm

re: #22 freetoken

Ok, so Judd has ducked the inevitable hot seat… but guess who today re-launched a campaign to get back in to the thick of things?

Yes, her:

[Embedded content]

Was that GW Bush swinging a golf club in that ad? Hm.

44 Bulworth  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:34:26pm

So, what are the various freedom-loving, dont-tread-on-me, teabag partiers doing to support gay marriage? I guess the media doesn’t want to cover their vast rallies supporting the rights of all to pursue happiness. /

45 Lidane  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:36:09pm

2014 is going to be hilarious:

46 Charles Johnson  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:37:34pm

re: #41 Gus

Gotta be a parody account. Please tell me it’s a parody account.

47 Bulworth  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:38:32pm

re: #45 Lidane

Todd Akin? Richard Mourdock? Christine O’Donnell?

48 Charles Johnson  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:38:32pm

I CAN’T TELL ANY MORE.

49 Gus  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:39:44pm

re: #46 Charles Johnson

Gotta be a parody account. Please tell me it’s a parody account.

youtube.com

50 Varek Raith  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:40:42pm

Image: enhanced-buzz-6693-1364158673-12.jpg

Challenge Accepted.

51 Gus  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:40:58pm

CPAC: GOP’s Best!

Youtube Video
52 Lidane  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:41:18pm

re: #47 Bulworth

Todd Akin? Richard Mourdock? Christine O’Donnell?

You betcha!

53 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:42:39pm

re: #37 Lidane

It’s all a false flag. As head of AQ, he legalizes gay marriage, enabling the destruction of America so that he can then rebuild it under Agenda 21.

///

If you rearrange the letters in “AGENDA TWENTY-ONE”, you can get:

NEAT GAY EDEN TOWN
YE WET ANTENNA GOD
WET TEEN AND AGONY
NEEDN’T YAWN AT EGO

And other things, so it’s obviously pretty sinister.

54 Gus  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:42:51pm

re: #46 Charles Johnson

Gotta be a parody account. Please tell me it’s a parody account.

Parody.

55 Varek Raith  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:45:53pm

At DOMA Hearing, Chief Justice Suggests Gays Are Too Powerful For Equal Protection
That’s funny, I don’t see anything in the Constitution about that….

56 Lidane  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:46:41pm
57 Charles Johnson  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:47:02pm

I HAVE NO IDEA.

58 Backwoods_Sleuth  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:47:19pm

re: #55 Varek Raith

At DOMA Hearing, Chief Justice Suggests Gays Are Too Powerful For Equal Protection
That’s funny, I don’t see anything in the Constitution about that….

Is that like “too big to fail?”
Or “too fabulous to regulate?”

59 Varek Raith  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:48:09pm

Image: meh.ro6012.jpg

60 Charles Johnson  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:49:16pm

WHAT I’M DOING?

62 Lidane  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:54:32pm

I FORGOT HOW

63 Lidane  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:55:36pm

TGDN freakouts in 3…2…1…

64 Kragar  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:56:48pm

OH GOD!

65 Charles Johnson  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 2:56:48pm

Just a little turbulence folks.

67 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:00:10pm
68 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:01:00pm

How is Charles’s bird?

69 monkeyfister  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:01:28pm

And there is that #tgdn tag. I guess he’s so thick that he doesn’t realize that the whole wide world knows what that filthy, racist tag means.

70 Kragar  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:02:26pm

re: #68 FemNaziBitch

How is Charles’s bird?

You didn’t hear?

71 Charles Johnson  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:02:42pm

re: #68 FemNaziBitch

How is Charles’s bird?

That’s one bird who’s not going to be bothering this neighborhood any more.

I hosed the bird down. He didn’t like it much.

72 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:02:50pm

re: #55 Varek Raith

At DOMA Hearing, Chief Justice Suggests Gays Are Too Powerful For Equal Protection
That’s funny, I don’t see anything in the Constitution about that….

I think that is the real argument in the War on Women, the men of the GOP are just to wussie to admit it.

73 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:03:08pm

re: #70 Kragar (Antichrist )

You didn’t hear?

Just did

74 Gus  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:03:24pm

re: #70 Kragar (Antichrist )

You didn’t hear?

Youtube Video
75 Eclectic Cyborg  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:05:08pm

re: #24 JeffFX

It’s pretty obvious that Beck is mentally ill, and sees imaginary connections everywhere.

Would that not be some form of extreme paranoia essentially?

76 Charles Johnson  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:05:21pm

Apparently, the California Towhee is known to become obsessed with returning to windows in which it can see its reflection, trying to scare away the mirror Towhee. That’s probably why its chirp is so freaking aggressive. These are real angry birds.

77 Kragar  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:05:25pm

re: #74 Gus

[Embedded content]

I grin every time I see that clip.

78 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:06:12pm

re: #76 Charles Johnson

Apparently, the California Towhee is known to become obsessed with returning to windows in which it can see its reflection, trying to scare away the mirror Towhee. That’s probably why its chirp is so freaking aggressive. These are real angry birds.

ah!

79 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:08:13pm

yes, I think it is a good comparison

Well, maybe not, GOP doesn’t seem to have a clue about either.

80 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:11:15pm

re: #76 Charles Johnson

Apparently, the California Towhee is known to become obsessed with returning to windows in which it can see its reflection, trying to scare away the mirror Towhee. That’s probably why its chirp is so freaking aggressive. These are real angry birds.

I think there is a Ravenous Bug Blatter Beast of Traal comparison in there somewhere.

81 Charles Johnson  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:11:52pm

We have our own California Towhee here at LGF lately.

/subcomment

82 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:12:25pm

re: #76 Charles Johnson

Apparently, the California Towhee is known to become obsessed with returning to windows in which it can see its reflection, trying to scare away the mirror Towhee. That’s probably why its chirp is so freaking aggressive. These are real angry birds.

Be careful pissing him off or you may see this.

Youtube Video
83 danarchy  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:12:56pm

re: #79 FemNaziBitch

yes, I think it is a good comparison

Well, maybe not, GOP doesn’t seem to have a clue about either.

Isn’t Ron Paul a gynecologist?

84 Lidane  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:14:21pm

re: #67 NJDhockeyfan

It’s all a hoax! God’s testing your faith in him!

On a related note:

85 Kragar  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:17:24pm

5 Social Conservatives Threatening To Leave The GOP Over Marriage Equality

Shortly before the US Supreme Court heard arguments to strike down restrictions on same-sex marriage, the Republican National Committee outraged hardline conservatives with a report calling for greater flexibility on gay rights and immigration reform in order to lure young people into the Republican Party. GOP strategist Karl Rove piled on the insult by speculating the Republican Party’s next presidential candidate could support marriage equality (though later walked it back). Evangelical leaders erupted in protest, threatening to abandon the GOP if the party were to change its increasingly unpopular stance.

The tide is changing rapidly against this so-called evangelical base of the GOP. Last week, Sen. Rob Portman (R-OH) became the first sitting Republican senator to declare his support for marriage equality. While a majority of all Republicans still oppose same-sex marriage, a new poll found that 49 percent of Republicans under 50 years old actually support extending the right to marry to same-sex couples.

Below are a few of the social conservatives the GOP would have to do without if they abandoned their opposition to same-sex marriage:

86 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:19:43pm

re: #85 Kragar (Antichrist )

5 Social Conservatives Threatening To Leave The GOP Over Marriage Equality

Oh, well, that would be a real loss.

/

87 Gus  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:20:41pm

re: #77 Kragar (Antichrist )

I grin every time I see that clip.

Youtube Video
88 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:21:26pm

Winning Takes Care of Everything.

BWHHhahahahahah

89 Lidane  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:21:50pm

re: #85 Kragar (Antichrist )

5 Social Conservatives Threatening To Leave The GOP Over Marriage Equality

Dear SCOTUS,

If you want to save the GOP from itself, read that link, then uphold marriage equality.

Thanks.

Sincerely,
Me

90 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:22:22pm

re: #76 Charles Johnson

Apparently, the California Towhee is known to become obsessed with returning to windows in which it can see its reflection, trying to scare away the mirror Towhee. That’s probably why its chirp is so freaking aggressive. These are real angry birds.

Do the black ones bounce off the window, turn red, and then explode?

91 Kragar  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:22:37pm

re: #87 Gus

[Embedded content]

I’m dying here.

92 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:23:07pm

re: #88 FemNaziBitch

Image: 7mVllJ8.jpg

93 makeitstop  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:25:50pm

re: #69 monkeyfister

And there is that #tgdn tag. I guess he’s so thick that he doesn’t realize that the whole wide world knows what that filthy, racist tag means.

Tony! What the hell you doin’ here?

(You’ll know me as Stranger…)

94 Amory Blaine  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:26:05pm

I’d love to see these morons put their money where their mouth is. They have no credibility, but I’d like to see their lies backed up by cash. Say “If Obama fails to destroy the country by 2017, I’ll ________.”

95 celticdragon  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:26:18pm

Image: one_does_not_simply.jpg

This actually should have been in the previous thread, but I thought I would share it… :)

96 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:26:28pm

In light of the Binary Conversation of yesterday …

97 Charles Johnson  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:27:07pm

re: #92 Glenn Beck’s Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut

Image: 7mVllJ8.jpg

It’s a nightmare.

98 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:27:38pm

re: #97 Charles Johnson

It’s a nightmare.

the HORROR!

99 celticdragon  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:30:00pm

re: #97 Charles Johnson

It’s a nightmare.

Wimminz smoking and socializing! In public! Brazen and shameless hussies!!!

100 Amory Blaine  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:30:42pm

Many old bars in Milwaukee have “Ladies Parlors”. Basically it’s where they put the pool tables now, but back in the day women could enter in a back or side entrance so they wouldn’t be subjected to the debauchery of the men only main bar. They could drink or sit with their kids if they wanted.

101 erik_t  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:31:59pm

Well, obviously Obama is the new global head of Al-Qaeda. He killed the old one. I’m pretty sure that’s how the organizational hierarchy works.

Oh wait, I’m thinking of the fucking Chronicles of Riddick. Or maybe a pack of wolves.

102 Varek Raith  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:32:34pm

re: #71 Charles Johnson

That’s one bird who’s not going to be bothering this neighborhood any more.

I hosed the bird down. He didn’t like it much.

Got that annoying, eh?

103 Varek Raith  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:36:17pm

Arizona Group Will Give Away Loaded Shotguns To ‘Take Back’ City From Criminals
What could possibly go wrong?

104 Amory Blaine  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:36:38pm

Beck: Bachmann Ethics Investigation Is a Muslim Brotherhood Plot

Yesterday, it was reported that Rep. Michele Bachmann was under investigation for improperly using PAC donations to pay her staff during her presidential campaign … and, for Glenn Beck, this is simply further proof that the United States government has been infiltrated by the Muslim Brotherhood.

As Beck sees it, Bachmann has been a target of the Brotherhood for a long time because she has been “uber clear” about the threat posed by the organization and so, in retaliation, the State Department has been relocating hundreds of Muslim Somali refugees into her congressional district. And for daring to ask why this was happening, says Beck, “now she’s under investigation”

105 DesertDenizen  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:39:35pm
Well, obviously Obama is the new global head of Al-Qaeda. He killed the old one. I’m pretty sure that’s how the organizational hierarchy works.

Oh wait, I’m thinking of the fucking Chronicles of Riddick. Or maybe a pack of wolves.

Actually, that would be a “Klingon Promotion”. Of course, since Obama’s clearly a Vulcan, I doubt he’ll accept.

106 Targetpractice  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:39:45pm

re: #103 Varek Raith

Arizona Group Will Give Away Loaded Shotguns To ‘Take Back’ City From Criminals
What could possibly go wrong?

For their next trick, they’ll pass out baggies of pot to cut down on the sales of pot by drug dealers.

107 Amory Blaine  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:41:29pm

I would rather they pass out pot than loaded shotguns.

108 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:42:25pm

I have no idea what I’m doing

109 Kragar  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:42:35pm

re: #101 erik_t

Well, obviously Obama is the new global head of Al-Qaeda. He killed the old one. I’m pretty sure that’s how the organizational hierarchy works.

Oh wait, I’m thinking of the fucking Chronicles of Riddick. Or maybe a pack of wolves.

Sword toting warrior appears at White House making the statement “There can be only one.”

Developing.

110 Kragar  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:45:16pm

Reince Preibus proposes news method for electing President:

“Our message is simple. Two men enter, one man leaves. Two men enter, one man leaves. TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES!”

111 DesertDenizen  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:46:38pm
Sword toting warrior appears at White House making the statement “There can be only one.”

Developing.

Nah, that’s the Republicans’ game. They’ll keep accusing each other of being RINO’s until there’s only one left. The REAL REPUBLICAN!

112 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:48:25pm

re: #111 DesertDenizen

Nah, that’s the Republicans’ game. They’ll keep accusing each other of being RINO’s until there’s only one left. The REAL REPUBLICAN!

No True Real Republican

the last one was Jesus. but we know he is returning

113 Eclectic Cyborg  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:52:23pm

re: #110 Kragar (Antichrist )

Reince Preibus proposes news method for electing President:

“Our message is simple. Two men enter, one man leaves. Two men enter, one man leaves. TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES!”

A wingnut Hunger Games?

114 Kragar  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:52:46pm

Tension breaker - Ronnie James Dio time

Youtube Video
115 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:53:28pm

bbl

116 Kragar  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:53:36pm

re: #113 Eclectic Cyborg

A wingnut Hunger Games?

Hunger games? HUNGER GAMES? YOU CALAMITOUS PHILISTINE! THIS IS THUNDERDOME!

117 Bubblehead II  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:59:12pm

re: #46 Charles Johnson

Gotta be a parody account. Please tell me it’s a parody account.

Parody account is my guess.

118 Kragar  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 3:59:12pm

Now I need some more Dio

Youtube Video
119 dragonath  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 4:03:43pm

A look into the mind of Christian homophobes.

Did you know that Massachusetts is the ground zero of homofascist activity? /

120 Gus  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 4:18:58pm

Splodey heads!

121 engineer cat  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 4:19:40pm

so no action yet on the defenestration of mortgages act?

122 Kragar  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 4:32:20pm

Activist: Kansas HIV quarantine bill lets religious officials justify discrimination

The founder of an organization which advocates for the rights AIDS patients says that a proposed Kansas law which allows HIV people to be quarantined would essentially give cover to religious officials who might want to discriminate against LGBT people.

“That rural county health department — and I hate to say it — potentially could use this bill to justify their religious belief that could override their professional belief,” Positive Directions Inc.’s Cody Patton told KWCH on Tuesday.

Right now, it’s against the law in Kansas to quarantine HIV positive people but House Bill 2183 changes that. The measure is intended to allow firefighters or paramedics who are exposed to bodily fluids during the course of duty to get the victim’s blood tested without a court order. But lawmakers also added language that allows people with HIV and AIDS to be quarantined.

Patton said that he understood the need to protect emergency officials, but lawmakers had not thought through their decision to quarantine people with HIV.

“They didn’t get that whole concept of being discriminated against,” he pointed out. “And they didn’t get that stuff still happens today.”

Oh, they get it. Its a feature, not a bug.

123 engineer cat  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 4:32:39pm

…

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daily lgf dinner coma

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124 Kragar  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 4:37:41pm

re: #123 engineer cat

…

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daily lgf dinner coma

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Youtube Video
125 dragonath  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 4:38:58pm

Evidentally, even if you changed your mind and way of life, you’re gonna go to hell:

If you supported the war, you were wrong. And even if you went on to be a great person or public servant, that is an eternal blot on your existence in this world and the next.

Sanctimonious fuckery like this didn’t stop the war then, and it won’t serve any productive purpose now.

126 Targetpractice  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 4:42:04pm

re: #125 dragonath

Evidentally, even if you changed your mind and way of life, you’re gonna go to hell:

Sanctimonious fuckery like this didn’t stop the war then, and it won’t serve any productive purpose now.

Long-running case of moonbat butt-hurt.

127 Gus  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 4:44:27pm

re: #125 dragonath

Evidentally, even if you changed your mind and way of life, you’re gonna go to hell:

Sanctimonious fuckery like this didn’t stop the war then, and it won’t serve any productive purpose now.

See, I knew this was like religion all along.

128 Kragar  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 4:50:10pm

U.S. trolling fans of Al Qaeda with online campaign

Seeking out the virtual spaces where “Al-Qaeda and its supporters lurk” is part of America’s strategy to combat violent extremism, Under Secretary for Public Diplomacy and Public Affairs Tara Sonenshine told students at the University of Maryland.

“We robustly engage with them in chat forums in Arabic, Somali, Punjabi and Urdu,” she explained.

“By targeting the hardliners, we are really trying to reach the middle grounders, the fence sitters, the sympathizers and passive supporters.”

Last year, staff at the new Center for Strategic Counterterrorism Communications, which reports directly to Sonenshine, wrote some 7,000 posts on different online forums.

“When we counter unfounded rumors, propaganda and conspiracy theories with facts, truth and reasonable argument, we can better define what we stand for. And we have a greater chance of changing more minds,” Sonenshine said.

“We cannot afford to stand on the sidelines and let cynical voices distort and misreport our policies, values, and interests,” she added.

“We have to enter that communications space — where so many young people are getting their information — and contest extremist and other negative rhetoric with facts and counter-assertions.”

She admitted it was hard to assess whether such virtual online battles were helping to win the war against extremists, quipping that “terrorists are not exactly willing to participate in surveys.”

129 jaunte  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 4:51:16pm

re: #125 dragonath

What’s all this about “renting of garments?”

130 engineer cat  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 4:55:06pm

re: #128 Kragar (Antichrist )

U.S. trolling fans of Al Qaeda with online campaign

We robustly engage with them in chat

i tweet you momentously

131 Kragar  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 4:56:19pm

re: #130 engineer cat

i tweet you momentously

Fills my heart with a monotonous languor

132 engineer cat  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 4:56:39pm

re: #129 jaunte

What’s all this about “renting of garments?”

it’s appropriate when you are laminating your fate

133 engineer cat  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 4:57:50pm

re: #131 Kragar (Antichrist )

Fills my heart with a monotonous languor

the next round of absinthe is on me

134 Gus  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 5:02:26pm

Getting really tired of THAT crap.

135 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 5:04:00pm

Greek Filmmaker Kollatos Arrested

Greek filmmaker Dimitris Kollatos was arrested, on March 27 at his house in Kolonaki, Athens on the charge of insulting the national emblem.

Kollatos raised on the balcony of his house, which is situated almost opposite the German Embassy, a Greek flag on which the Parthenon was depicted with red stains under a German boot. He chose this way to protest against Germany’s role in the Greek crisis.

Policemen asked Kollatos to remove the flag from his balcony and when he refused they arrested him and took him to the police station of Kolonaki where he is still detained.

Officially, the reason for his arrest is insulting the Greek flag, but according to the director, the arrest was made to satisfy a German Embassy request.

136 wrenchwench  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 5:05:03pm
137 dragonath  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 5:05:08pm

re: #134 Gus

Reminds me of those guys who always bug John Cole over at Balloon Juice

138 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 5:06:16pm

re: #131 Kragar (Antichrist )

Fills my heart with a monotonous languor

If it rips your heart out with a monstrous langur… it’s Dwarf Fortress.
;)

139 engineer cat  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 5:12:03pm

re: #131 Kragar (Antichrist )

Fills my heart with a monotonous languor

/pedant on

wounds my heart

pedant off/

140 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 5:26:05pm

re: #116 Kragar (Antichrist )

Hunger games? HUNGER GAMES? YOU CALAMITOUS PHILISTINE! THIS IS THUNDERDOME!

Did you mean calumnious?

141 chadu  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 6:14:34pm

re: #101 erik_t

Well, obviously Obama is the new global head of Al-Qaeda. He killed the old one. I’m pretty sure that’s how the organizational hierarchy works.

Oh wait, I’m thinking of the fucking Chronicles of Riddick. Or maybe a pack of wolves.

Or Klingons.

142 chadu  Wed, Mar 27, 2013 6:15:12pm

re: #105 DesertDenizen

I wish I had more updings for this comment.

143 Indepublicrat  Thu, Mar 28, 2013 9:25:02am

I have “The CIA Runs Al-Qaeda” on my Alex Jones bingo card. Now I just need “Full-Volume Out of Control Rant” for the win—I’ll give him about five minutes.


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