1 Bulworth  Jul 10, 2014 10:58:15am

Why isn’t he at the Border?!!!!??!?!?!!?!111

is the new

Why didn’t Obumer rush military to Benghazi to save American heroes?!?!?!??!?!1111

2 Stanley Sea  Jul 10, 2014 11:07:16am

Let er Rip!

3 Fairly Sure I'm Still Obdicut  Jul 10, 2014 11:07:32am

“I don’t have to run for office again.”

Heh.

4 Lidane  Jul 10, 2014 11:07:38am

Obummer just said he doesn’t have to run for office again! DICTATOR! IMPERIAL PREZNIT!

///////

5 Lidane  Jul 10, 2014 11:08:04am

He’s praising past Republican presidents but grilling the GOP. Awesome.

6 Kragar  Jul 10, 2014 11:08:38am

OBAMA JUST SAID HE’S PRESIDENT FOR LIFE!

Or not…

7 Lidane  Jul 10, 2014 11:09:39am

“The best thing you can say about the Republicans in Congress is that they haven’t shut down the government this year.”

LOLOLOLOL

8 AntonSirius  Jul 10, 2014 11:12:43am

Campaign mode: engaged

9 klys  Jul 10, 2014 11:13:04am

re: #7 Lidane

“The best thing you can say about the Republicans in Congress is that they haven’t shut down the government this year.”

LOLOLOLOL

“Of course, it’s only July, so who knows what they’re going to cook up.”

10 Kragar  Jul 10, 2014 11:15:02am
11 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 10, 2014 11:19:13am

re: #10 Kragar

I’m not an American, so I’m not concerned about him as long as he is treated strictly acc. to the law, but I’m pretty sure Obama is pulling diplomatic strings behind the curtain. Of course, if he manages to free that guy, there won’t be any words of appreciation from the wingnuts, only more outrage.

12 iossarian  Jul 10, 2014 11:19:54am

re: #11 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

I’m not an American, so I’m not concerned about him as long as he is treated strictly acc. to the law, but I’m pretty sure Obama is pulling diplomatic strings behind the curtain. Of course, if he manages to free that guy, there won’t be any words of appreciation from the wingnuts, only more outrage.

Noun, verb, Obama is the antichrist.

13 Lidane  Jul 10, 2014 11:20:00am

“You’re going to use taxpayer money to sue me for doing my job while you don’t do yours? OK”

Haha. Awesome. And now he’s talking about The Departed.

14 Lidane  Jul 10, 2014 11:20:46am

Youtube Video

15 Stanley Sea  Jul 10, 2014 11:21:59am

He’s so relaxed. Love it.

16 jaunte  Jul 10, 2014 11:23:14am

re: #15 Stanley Sea

Undisciplined! Sloppy!!! Disrespectful!!!!

17 Lidane  Jul 10, 2014 11:23:28am

Invoking Reagan on immigration reform. BOOM.

18 Dr Lizardo  Jul 10, 2014 11:24:29am

re: #17 Lidane

Invoking Reagan on immigration reform. BOOM.

Wingnut heads explode with the fury of the Yellowstone Caldera.

19 Kragar  Jul 10, 2014 11:24:58am

re: #11 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

I’m not an American, so I’m not concerned about him as long as he is treated strictly acc. to the law, but I’m pretty sure Obama is pulling diplomatic strings behind the curtain. Of course, if he manages to free that guy, there won’t be any words of appreciation from the wingnuts, only more outrage.

Being a dumbass is no excuse for breaking the law. I don’t see any reason why Obama should pull strings. Nothing about this case shows any signs of corruption and people have been arrested for similar charges in the past.

As a Marine, I consider this guy an embarrassment. Who drives around San Diego with an arsenal in their car, then fails basic navigation and ends up in another country?

This is nothing more than another case of ODS.

20 jaunte  Jul 10, 2014 11:25:03am
21 Charles Johnson  Jul 10, 2014 11:26:09am

One of the things I really like about Obama is how he handles hecklers — with humor and respect. Often, respect that they don’t actually deserve.

22 klys  Jul 10, 2014 11:27:43am
Cynicism is popular these days, it passes as wisdom.
23 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 10, 2014 11:28:21am

24 lawhawk  Jul 10, 2014 11:28:58am

re: #18 Dr Lizardo

Wingnut heads explode with the fury of the Yellowstone Caldera.

Don’t taunt Yellowstone Caldera. You wouldn’t like it when you taunt Yellowstone Caldera.

Firehole Lake road closed due to road melting from geothermal activity.

25 AntonSirius  Jul 10, 2014 11:29:06am

Damn.

DAMN.

That was one hell of a close.

26 Lidane  Jul 10, 2014 11:29:27am

re: #21 Charles Johnson

One of the things I really like about Obama is how he handles hecklers — with humor and respect. Often, respect that they don’t actually deserve.

27 klys  Jul 10, 2014 11:30:13am

re: #24 lawhawk

Don’t taunt Yellowstone Caldera. You wouldn’t like it when you taunt Yellowstone Caldera.

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Firehole Lake road closed due to road melting from geothermal activity.

There is actually debate among some of the folks in the geyser gazing community about whether it is geothermal activity or shoddy work after it was chip sealed last summer.

28 Dr Lizardo  Jul 10, 2014 11:30:26am

re: #24 lawhawk

Don’t taunt Yellowstone Caldera. You wouldn’t like it when you taunt Yellowstone Caldera.

[Embedded content]

Firehole Lake road closed due to road melting from geothermal activity.

I couldn’t resist. :D

29 Lidane  Jul 10, 2014 11:30:32am
30 Lidane  Jul 10, 2014 11:31:43am

re: #24 lawhawk

Don’t taunt Yellowstone Caldera. You wouldn’t like it when you taunt Yellowstone Caldera.

Yellowstone Caldera is a Happy Fun Ball?

31 Zamb  Jul 10, 2014 11:31:52am

re: #27 klys

There is actually debate among some of the folks in the geyser gazing community about whether it is geothermal activity or shoddy work after it was chip sealed last summer.

Nope roads are melting, we’re all gonna die, it’s in the bible.

32 wrenchwench  Jul 10, 2014 11:32:40am

re: #27 klys

There is actually debate among some of the folks in the geyser gazing community about whether it is geothermal activity or shoddy work after it was chip sealed last summer.

Chip seal doesn’t do that even under hot sun all day. (Chip seal is all we have here.)

33 Lidane  Jul 10, 2014 11:33:21am
34 jaunte  Jul 10, 2014 11:33:23am
35 Kragar  Jul 10, 2014 11:34:41am
36 klys  Jul 10, 2014 11:35:04am

re: #32 wrenchwench

Chip seal doesn’t do that even under hot sun all day. (Chip seal is all we have here.)

If it’s a shoddy job, it can (apparently). (One of the folks talking about it is a civil engineer who worked on roads, so has some familiarity with the subject.)

37 Tigger2  Jul 10, 2014 11:35:58am

re: #34 jaunte

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I have learned over the years that most Political Pundits are stupid.

38 wrenchwench  Jul 10, 2014 11:38:08am

re: #36 klys

If it’s a shoddy job, it can (apparently). (One of the folks talking about it is a civil engineer who worked on roads, so has some familiarity with the subject.)

Too much seal and not enough chip? Ew.

39 jaunte  Jul 10, 2014 11:38:41am

Michiganders succumb to immigrant disease panic:

Another man, who claimed he was “allergic to bullsh*t” and walked out on comments from a Wolverine official, wore a surgeon’s mask around his neck to symbolize his concerns about germs.

“I fear within two years of letting these immigrants in, these masks will become standard,” said Tom Ratcliff, of Kingston, who volunteered to drive busloads of immigrant children back to the border.
rawstory.com

A crafty plan.

40 Lidane  Jul 10, 2014 11:39:55am
41 RealityBasedSteve  Jul 10, 2014 11:39:57am

re: #37 Tigger2

I have learned over the years that most Political Pundits are stupid.

Since I’m probably not going to get my preferred career choice of “Benevolent Dictator for Life” I’d settle for “Political Pundit”. Apparently there aren’t any real qualifications or skill required to get a position, your level of accuracy and job performance isn’t subject to review, and there’s no heavy lifting involved.

I could rock punditry.

RBS

42 Kragar  Jul 10, 2014 11:40:20am

re: #39 jaunte

Michiganders succumb to immigrant disease panic:

A crafty plan.

He should lock himself in his house until he gets an all clear signal.

43 lawhawk  Jul 10, 2014 11:41:00am

re: #30 Lidane

50/50 mix of Happy Fun Ball and The Incredible Hulk.

Get the proportions wrong, and you get a hot mess.

44 wrenchwench  Jul 10, 2014 11:41:05am

re: #39 jaunte

Michiganders succumb to immigrant disease panic:

A crafty plan.

I wonder whether he’s willing to drive all the way through Mexico to the correct border.

45 RealityBasedSteve  Jul 10, 2014 11:41:06am

re: #39 jaunte

Michiganders succumb to immigrant disease panic:

A crafty plan.

Pin a tail on it and call it a weasel wolverine…

RBS

46 Tigger2  Jul 10, 2014 11:41:58am

re: #39 jaunte

Michiganders succumb to immigrant disease panic:

A crafty plan.

I wonder if the have surgeons mask that work to guard against the teabagger disease that has infected the Country.

47 klys  Jul 10, 2014 11:42:20am

re: #41 RealityBasedSteve

Since I’m probably not going to get my preferred career choice of “Benevolent Dictator for Life” I’d settle for “Political Pundit”. Apparently there aren’t any real qualifications or skill required to get a position, your level of accuracy and job performance isn’t subject to review, and there’s no heavy lifting involved.

I could rock punditry.

RBS

Call yourself a fact checker, that’s the sexy thing these days. Some people just eat that right up without applying any critical thinking whatsoever.

48 Targetpractice  Jul 10, 2014 11:43:08am

re: #40 Lidane

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And Republicans intend to do everything they can to stand in the way of solving that problem. Because if it’s actually solved, then they lose a campaign issue.

49 Lidane  Jul 10, 2014 11:43:16am
50 dog philosopher  Jul 10, 2014 11:44:03am

re: #37 Tigger2

I have learned over the years that most Political Pundits are stupid.

Fuck Pundits

fuck ‘em

51 blueraven  Jul 10, 2014 11:44:36am

re: #11 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

I’m not an American, so I’m not concerned about him as long as he is treated strictly acc. to the law, but I’m pretty sure Obama is pulling diplomatic strings behind the curtain. Of course, if he manages to free that guy, there won’t be any words of appreciation from the wingnuts, only more outrage.

Even the guys attorney says that this case will have to run its course and that no call from any US official is going to make a difference.

Despite the apparent sincerity of Tahmooressi’s mistake, there is a likelihood the case will run its course, according to Benitez.

“This is a federal court and as in any democratic nation you will not find an executive calling up a judge and ordering the release of a suspect,” Benitez told foxnews.com after his hiring. “It makes no difference if it is a mayor, governor, or the president, there’s not a phone call in the world that will change this.”

Also much of the delay in this case has been because this is the Marines third lawyer.

The 26-year-old veteran of two tours in Afghanistan was finally able to tell his story to a judge, after his case had been delayed by both Mexico’s unpredictable legal system and his own trouble settling on a lawyer. It was not immediately clear what Tahmooressi said at the evidentiary hearing, which was closed to the public. The next hearing in the case is scheduled for August 4.

…

The delays in his case were precipitated by multiple changes in his defense team. Since April 28, Tahmooressi has had three defense attorneys, including Benitez.

That said, I am sure the matter has been looked into and will be closely watched for any irregularities..

52 GlutenFreeJesus  Jul 10, 2014 11:46:05am

re: #24 lawhawk

Don’t taunt Yellowstone Caldera. You wouldn’t like it when you taunt Yellowstone Caldera.

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Firehole Lake road closed due to road melting from geothermal activity.

Joan Rivers’ face is next.

53 jaunte  Jul 10, 2014 11:46:18am
54 Kragar  Jul 10, 2014 11:46:37am

re: #50 dog philosopher

Fuck Pundits

fuck ‘em

Puck Fundits would be a cool name in an RPG

55 Feline Fearless Leader  Jul 10, 2014 11:47:32am

re: #40 Lidane

To be followed by cries, screams, and tantrums as Obama does executive orders to start dealing with that which Congress won’t. And the base will continue protesting Obama attempting to enforce laws already passed - often from before he was elected POTUS.

In other words, exactly what has been going on for the past five years.
//

56 Bulworth  Jul 10, 2014 11:48:21am

re:
#51

Even the guys attorney says that this case will have to run its course and that no call from any US official is going to make a difference.

Hurr hurr send in the marines and Navy Seals!!!!!!1111

57 wrenchwench  Jul 10, 2014 11:48:52am
58 jaunte  Jul 10, 2014 11:49:48am

The Matrix Of Glum

59 Tigger2  Jul 10, 2014 11:50:10am

re: #57 wrenchwench

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God that would be so funny.

60 Lidane  Jul 10, 2014 11:50:18am

POTUS is one of the few who can cut in that line. Franklin BBQ has shot down celebrities before. They’re not shy about that. The most recent example was when they told Kanye he had to wait in line like everyone else during the X Games.

61 Kragar  Jul 10, 2014 11:51:26am
62 dog philosopher  Jul 10, 2014 11:51:55am

re: #41 RealityBasedSteve

Since I’m probably not going to get my preferred career choice of “Benevolent Dictator for Life” I’d settle for “Political Pundit”. Apparently there aren’t any real qualifications or skill required to get a position, your level of accuracy and job performance isn’t subject to review, and there’s no heavy lifting involved.

I could rock punditry.

RBS

How To Be A Pundit

1) remember to Look Down Benevolently. not everybody is as calm and wise as you are. remember, your job is to give everybody the Benefit Of Your Wisdom. you are, fer sure, Very Calm, Moderate, and Reasonable. not like those critics of yours who are Angry, which is Bad

2) you are empowered to tell people What They Think. they’ll deny it, but you know What They Think better than They do. After all, when they say the sky is blue, it’s clear - to you, anyway - that they are trying to tell people that the sky is purple. it’s obvious!

3) remember, Some Say some stupid things. or at least some people should be saying these stupid things, even if you can’t find anybody who says them, because it’s time for you to say how stupid Some Say are, whoever they are, for saying them. Some Say you lie when you do this, but these people are just Angry, which is Bad

4) in conclusion, it’s obvious that there is an Easy Answer to all this. everybody else - except people who agree with you - are just stupid for not seeing the Easy Answer. why doesn’t everybody just do what i say?? it’s a mystery…

63 GlutenFreeJesus  Jul 10, 2014 11:52:09am

re: #60 Lidane

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POTUS is one of the few who can cut in line. Franklin BBQ has shot down celebrities before. They’re not shy about that.

Same with Uchi. Although I did see Billy Bob Thorton the last time I was there. Then some idiot customer approached him at the bar. He promptly left.

64 Bulworth  Jul 10, 2014 11:54:04am

re:
#60

Lawlessness!!!1 Upity! IMPEAch!!11

65 klys  Jul 10, 2014 11:56:39am

re: #62 dog philosopher

How To Be A Pundit

1) remember to Look Down Benevolently. not everybody is as calm and wise as you are. remember, your job is to give everybody the Benefit Of Your Wisdom. you are, fer sure, Very Calm, Moderate, and Reasonable. not like those critics of yours who are Angry, which is Bad

2) you are empowered to tell people What They Think. they’ll deny it, but you know What They Think better than They do. After all, when they say the sky is blue, it’s clear - to you, anyway - that they are trying to tell people that the sky is purple. it’s obvious!

3) remember, Some Say some stupid things. or at least some people should be saying these stupid things, even if you can’t find anybody who says them, because it’s time for you to say how stupid Some Say are, whoever they are, for saying them. Some Say you lie when you do this, but these people are just Angry, which is Bad

4) in conclusion, it’s obvious that there is an Easy Answer to all this. everybody else - except people who agree with you - are just stupid for not seeing the Easy Answer. why doesn’t everybody just do what i say?? it’s a mystery…

It’s like a guide to a comment by KT.

66 wrenchwench  Jul 10, 2014 11:58:06am

re: #65 klys

It’s like a guide to a comment by KT.

Look out! He hit the Page button!

67 Stanley Sea  Jul 10, 2014 12:00:05pm
68 blueraven  Jul 10, 2014 12:01:30pm

re: #21 Charles Johnson

One of the things I really like about Obama is how he handles hecklers — with humor and respect. Often, respect that they don’t actually deserve.

Do we know what the hecklers were all about? Dudebros/NSA?

69 wrenchwench  Jul 10, 2014 12:02:38pm
70 Dr Lizardo  Jul 10, 2014 12:03:16pm

re: #57 wrenchwench

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Tomorrow’s news today!!

President Hillary Rodham Clinton nominated former President Barack Obama to fill the Supreme Court vacancy left by Anthony Scalia last week. Obama’s nomination is expected to easily sail through the Democratic-controlled Senate, where thus far only Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) has raised any serious objection, threatening to filibuster in what many consider to be a desperate effort to shore up his sagging popularity as he faces an uphill battle to retain his seat later this year in an increasingly blue home state.”

71 Lidane  Jul 10, 2014 12:03:33pm
72 Feline Fearless Leader  Jul 10, 2014 12:05:52pm

re: #70 Dr Lizardo

Tomorrow’s news today!!

President Hillary Rodham Clinton nominated former President Barack Obama to fill the Supreme Court vacancy left by Anthony Scalia last week. Obama’s nomination is expected to easily sail through the Democratic-controlled Senate, where thus far only Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) has raised any serious objection, threatening to filibuster in what many consider to be a desperate effort to shore up his sagging popularity as he faces an uphill battle to retain his seat next year in an increasingly blue home state.”

Obama as Chief Justice of the SC would be something I would not mind seeing happen.

73 J A P  Jul 10, 2014 12:06:02pm

re: #69 wrenchwench

Poor snake.

74 RealityBasedSteve  Jul 10, 2014 12:09:59pm

re: #69 wrenchwench
Santa Fe woman finds boa constrictor in truck’s engine

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ROLLING COIL!!!!!

RBS

75 Jordy LuhPhorj  Jul 10, 2014 12:10:52pm

I listened to that entire Michigan town hall meeting (I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin’ glue), and I noticed something. The people speaking against the immigrants can barely get a sentence out, they are absolutely seething with rage and hate. Also they don’t have many facts, but they do have a lot of “questions”. They are basically re-creating live what they see the pundits doing on the TeeVee. Fear-mongering, insinuation, “just asking questions”.

76 Feline Fearless Leader  Jul 10, 2014 12:11:15pm

re: #74 RealityBasedSteve

Santa Fe woman finds boa constrictor in truck’s engine

ROLLING COIL!!!!!

RBS

And it was in the engine in order to avoid being treaded by the tires.

77 Lidane  Jul 10, 2014 12:11:19pm
78 Dave In Austin  Jul 10, 2014 12:14:15pm

re: #57 wrenchwench

Wouldn’t that be the shit!!! I’d laugh so hard is prolly cause my 1st heart attack.

79 aagcobb  Jul 10, 2014 12:15:31pm

re: #71 Lidane

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The pressure on Boehner to launch impeachment proceedings may become irresistible.

80 lawhawk  Jul 10, 2014 12:15:40pm

Impeach!

81 lawhawk  Jul 10, 2014 12:16:14pm

re: #77 Lidane

Someone had a finger across the top of the screen… /photo editor

82 Lidane  Jul 10, 2014 12:16:16pm
83 jaunte  Jul 10, 2014 12:16:57pm

Oh, but this legislation we can pass.

84 wrenchwench  Jul 10, 2014 12:17:39pm

re: #78 Dave In Austin

Wouldn’t that be the shit!!! I’d laugh so hard is prolly cause my 1st heart attack.

Maybe you should start training for it—get some exercise, improve your diet. Save that heart attack for Malia’s swearing in to POTUS a few years later.

85 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Jul 10, 2014 12:18:21pm

re: #58 jaunte

The Matrix Of Glum

Can anyone skillfully attach Grumpy’s head to his neck?

86 Tigger2  Jul 10, 2014 12:18:35pm

re: #79 aagcobb

The pressure on Boehner to launch impeachment proceedings may become irresistible.

The pressure on Boehner to Get the Dems fired up and out to vote in “14” and “16” may become irresistible.

87 Lidane  Jul 10, 2014 12:19:47pm

re: #79 aagcobb

The pressure on Boehner to launch impeachment proceedings may become irresistible.

I would love to see the GOP impeach him after the midterms just because it would make a vindictive presidential impeachment an issue in the 2016 election. Every GOP candidate would have to go on record justifying it in order to appeal to the base.

88 J A P  Jul 10, 2014 12:21:02pm

re: #75 Jordy LuhPhorj

You know, when I married someone who was not a U.S. citizen I found out that many people had no clue about how our immigration laws worked. When I said that my now-ex would have to apply for a residency permit so many people were shocked to find out that it wasn’t automatic. Eventually, I moved to his country which also entailed applying and jumping through all sorts of hoops, like a medical exam, getting fingerprinted and having the FBI certify that I had never committed a crime. If I had been convicted of a crime, that would have automatically (or almost automatically) made the move impossible. So, I also laugh when people say they don’t like the politics here so they’re going to move to… wherever.

So, I wouldn’t be surprised to find that most of the people protesting the immigration stuff have no clue what the actual laws are.

89 lawhawk  Jul 10, 2014 12:21:18pm

re: #83 jaunte

All part of catering to the Bundy-types who don’t want expanded federal lands with all the protections and restrictions that come from it.

They want to be able to exploit the land as they see fit, even if it means despoiling pristine forests, wildlands, and areas of cultural significance with building pipelines, fracking on the fringes, etc.

90 Lidane  Jul 10, 2014 12:41:56pm
91 piratedan  Jul 10, 2014 12:44:26pm

re: #69 wrenchwench

mustave have been her serpentine belt…..

92 thecommodore  Jul 10, 2014 1:06:21pm

re: #72 Feline Fearless Leader

Obama as Chief Justice of the SC would be something I would not mind seeing happen.

HE’S NOT ELIGIBLE HIS FATHER WASN’T A CITIZEN AND ILLEGAL ALIENS CAN’T BE ON TEH SCOTUS!!!!!!11TY

93 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jul 10, 2014 1:19:26pm

re: #88 J A P

So, I wouldn’t be surprised to find that most of the people protesting the immigration stuff quoting the Bible/Constitution stuff have no clue what the actual laws documents are.

94 thecommodore  Jul 10, 2014 1:22:27pm

re: #21 Charles Johnson

One of the things I really like about Obama is how he handles hecklers — with humor and respect. Often, respect that they don’t actually deserve.

He’s as comfortable in his own skin as Bill Clinton was, without all the baggage, and he has pretty much neutered the GOP/dittohead right. Hillary does not have this confidence, and that worries me.


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