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1 Ace-o-aces  Sep 26, 2014 2:06:56pm
2 Kragar  Sep 26, 2014 2:07:49pm

3 FemNaziBitch  Sep 26, 2014 2:08:40pm

IN CASE ANYONE was wondering.

I survived.

4 Testy Toad T  Sep 26, 2014 2:08:58pm

Hey, give Princess Dumbass of the Northwoods a little bit of credit. ‘6’ smears easily into a ‘4’ if you use that dang eco-friendly water-soluble ink on your hand.

5 Ace-o-aces  Sep 26, 2014 2:10:01pm
6 iossarian  Sep 26, 2014 2:11:48pm

The view of Russia is better from 1400. At 1600 those trees get in the way.

7 klys  Sep 26, 2014 2:12:06pm

re: #5 Ace-o-aces

Scandal would be the fact that people felt she was competent to hold office.

8 FemNaziBitch  Sep 26, 2014 2:13:34pm

35 Rescue Dogs Living Life To Its Fullest

So much better than anything Sarah Palin.

IMHO

9 Justanotherhuman  Sep 26, 2014 2:13:42pm

Sarah who?

10 Jay C  Sep 26, 2014 2:14:28pm

re: #2 Kragar

OK: just WHAT is ex/former/failed Governor Palin holding up in that photo?
A Gay-Fascism-Persecuted Failed Cake from the (Pathetic Victims Of Hideous Political Correctness Fail) Kleins’ Bakery?

Or a sponge?

11 Mattand  Sep 26, 2014 2:14:30pm

You know what? I’ll cut Half-Governer Quitting is for Winners some slack. She was obviously excited about being there, and we all make mistakes from time to time.

After all, if someone like Obama accidentally said there were 57 states, no rational person would flip out over that.

Hold on…

She did what?

Oh.

Never mind. Fuck her.

12 Lidane  Sep 26, 2014 2:15:24pm

re: #2 Kragar

Drunkface! Gotta love it.

13 iossarian  Sep 26, 2014 2:16:54pm

re: #12 Lidane

Drunkface! Gotta love it.

“Shcrew you fuckersh!”

14 WhatEVs  Sep 26, 2014 2:17:38pm

re: #6 iossarian

The view of Russia is better from 1400. At 1600 those trees get in the way.

I stole that. I had to.

15 Rightwingconspirator  Sep 26, 2014 2:18:09pm

So what is at 1400 Pennsylvania avenue anyway?
Hmmm.
1400 Pennsylvania ave

I’m sure these folks are flattered to receive Sarah’s attention.
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16 FemNaziBitch  Sep 26, 2014 2:19:16pm

17 Testy Toad T  Sep 26, 2014 2:19:19pm

re: #15 Rightwingconspirator

Those people look suspiciously blah. What are they doing in REAL AMERICA?

19 Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 26, 2014 2:20:27pm

re: #13 iossarian

“Shcrew you fuckersh!”

Still two drinks shy of “I LOVE you guys!”

20 team_fukit  Sep 26, 2014 2:20:28pm

If truth is an endangered species… doesn’t that mean that the government is protecting it and preserving it?

21 iossarian  Sep 26, 2014 2:20:33pm

re: #18 FemNaziBitch

Kansas to host a massive sex toy auction in the face of ongoing budget crisis

Brownback Mountain!

23 FemNaziBitch  Sep 26, 2014 2:21:22pm

This is Frank:
Youtube Video

24 Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 26, 2014 2:21:28pm

re: #18 FemNaziBitch

Kansas to host a massive sex toy auction in the face of ongoing budget crisis

Just which noun does ‘massive’ modify there? Auction? Or Sex Toy?

25 Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2014 2:21:28pm

re: #3 FemNaziBitch

IN CASE ANYONE was wondering.

I survived.

How are we sure you’re not really FemNazi’s cat trying to fool us?

//

26 FemNaziBitch  Sep 26, 2014 2:22:53pm

re: #25 Targetpractice

How are we sure you’re not really FemNazi’s cat trying to fool us?

//

I don’t think my cat gives a rat’s ass about you.

:0

27 Ryan King  Sep 26, 2014 2:23:09pm

Wow, the tepid applause for Palin was pretty noticeable. Is she even too far gone for them?

28 Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2014 2:23:48pm

re: #23 FemNaziBitch

This is Frank:
[Embedded content]

Push the button, Frank.

29 Ryan King  Sep 26, 2014 2:25:03pm

If you’re feeling down depressed and lonely
I know a place where we can go
1400 Pensylvania Avenue meet a lady that I know
So if you’re looking for a good time
And you’re prepared to pay the price
44 Oz of Big Gulp is all she asks for
Everybody’s got their vice

30 iossarian  Sep 26, 2014 2:26:55pm

re: #29 Ryan King

If you’re feeling down depressed and lonely
I know a place where we can go
1400 Pensylvania Avenue meet a lady that I know
So if you’re looking for a good time
And you’re prepared to pay the price
44 Oz of Big Gulp is all she asks for
Everybody’s got their vice

OK, I lol’d at “Big Gulp”.

31 Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 26, 2014 2:27:28pm

re: #26 FemNaziBitch

I don’t think my cat gives a rat’s ass about you.

:0

If your cat is like most cats, it doesn’t give a rat’s ass about YOU.

//

Or at least, it will give that appearance. Personally, I think most cats are insecure and hide it with a massive display of nonchalance. Mrs. J and I left our cats with a housesitter for 6 weeks*, and my cat was so happy to see me that she slept on my head that night, purring so loudly that it disrupted her breathing and she’d have to clear her throat every few minutes.

*when we were younger, and had cats and no kids

32 Justanotherhuman  Sep 26, 2014 2:27:41pm

The only other person offhand I can think of who’s as big a wrong-headed narcissist as Palin.

theguardian.com

OTOH, there’s always Greenwald who enabled (and perhaps guided) him.

Thieves, liars, cheats and the massive egos that drive their sociopathy—it’s a recipe for disaster for the rest of us. How some think they’re not worthy of jail time is a mystery.

33 iossarian  Sep 26, 2014 2:28:50pm

Have a wonderful weekend, everyone!

34 wrenchwench  Sep 26, 2014 2:29:11pm

Another windbag:

35 FemNaziBitch  Sep 26, 2014 2:29:48pm

bbl

36 Jay in Oregon  Sep 26, 2014 2:34:19pm

Sarah Palin is the poster child for unearned privilege.

Catapulted to a position on the national stage she’s unqualified to possess and did nothing to earn, she’s squandered it by acting like the vicious “mean girl” that she is and the country is poorer for it.

Al Gore fights to educate us about climate change; Sarah fights for the right to drink Big Gulps.

37 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Sep 26, 2014 2:34:36pm

We now have a metric for exactly how much the Kenyan Muslim Atheist has devalued the Presidency: 12.5%.

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38 TedStriker  Sep 26, 2014 2:34:56pm

re: #18 FemNaziBitch

Kansas to host a massive sex toy auction in the face of ongoing budget crisis

re: #24 GeneJockey

Just which noun does ‘massive’ modify there? Auction? Or Sex Toy?

Your guess is as good as mine, but here’s a clue:

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39 Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2014 2:39:13pm

Ed Schultz just said that the trooper involved in that shooting at the gas station, was the 2007 South Carolina Trooper of the Year.

O_o

40 dog philosopher  Sep 26, 2014 2:40:07pm

i would like to thank sarah palin for her momentous discovery that POLITICIANS LIE

this is indeed startling news, and, if true, will, like everything else that has ever bothered conservatives for the past several thousand years, inevitably lead to the utter downfall of civilization

41 Charles Johnson  Sep 26, 2014 2:42:25pm
42 Justanotherhuman  Sep 26, 2014 2:44:17pm

re: #36 Jay in Oregon

All it seems these days that is needed is a ginormous ego, greed, and a publicity machine to keep your name and face out there.

Palin may have disdain for Hollywood, but she uses their tactics as long as it makes her money.

At least Hollywood produces something—movies. Palin just produces hate-filled hot air.

43 dog philosopher  Sep 26, 2014 2:44:40pm

kill, kill, kill

consulting my shakespeare, im pretty sure the correct quote is

kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

44 gocart mozart  Sep 26, 2014 2:45:11pm

Why do we assume she was attacking Obama, maybe she was attacking those damn public teacher unions and P.S. 346.

schools.nyc.gov

45 klys  Sep 26, 2014 2:45:51pm

re: #41 Charles Johnson

Apparently he doesn’t like seeing proof that there are women out there a hell of a lot smarter and more driven than he is.

46 Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2014 2:46:11pm
47 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator  Sep 26, 2014 2:47:44pm

re: #41 Charles Johnson

Is it the same Dopey who said something about “libel” earlier?

48 klys  Sep 26, 2014 2:48:25pm

re: #47 Islamo-Masonic Conspirator

Is it the same Dopey who said something about “libel” earlier?

Of course.

49 Justanotherhuman  Sep 26, 2014 2:52:30pm

re: #39 Backwoods_Sleuth

Ed Schultz just said that the trooper involved in that shooting at the gas station, was the 2007 South Carolina Trooper of the Year.

O_o

He’s going to love prison, if there’s any justice at all. And that video left no doubt in my mind that he had no business shooting that man who was very polite even as he was being shot.

SC is not going to love paying the proceeds from a civil suit either. If the trooper isn’t prosecuted by the State, I hope Justice gets involved.

These kinds of shootings just cannot continue.

51 WhatEVs  Sep 26, 2014 2:54:25pm

re: #41 Charles Johnson

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I really, really dislike that fucking tool. He’s everything that could be wrong in a human being all rolled up in one ginormous asshole.

52 The War TARDIS  Sep 26, 2014 2:54:42pm

re: #50 The War TARDIS

This happened no more than 3 miles from here.

53 Rightwingconspirator  Sep 26, 2014 2:56:48pm

re: #50 The War TARDIS

Oh hell.

Police: Suspect in Okla. beheading was Muslim convert

Would someone please explain why that matters to anyone but a bigot? Inflammatory garbage. What is his favorite food? Is he a ginger? Whose shirt does he wear?
///
Rant not aimed at you TWT, just the hate mongers on the right. Which is why I ignored the reference from my Page.

54 Justanotherhuman  Sep 26, 2014 2:56:52pm

re: #52 The War TARDIS

This happened no more than 3 miles from here.

I take that with a grain of salt after reading this: “He also had “Jesus Christ” tattooed on his chest, “Judah” on his left arm and praying hands on his right arm.”

55 The War TARDIS  Sep 26, 2014 2:58:06pm

re: #54 Justanotherhuman

I told my parents that the moment an ISIS lone wolf did something, I would get something for personal protection.

Looks like that was 36-48 hours.

56 klys  Sep 26, 2014 2:59:15pm

re: #55 The War TARDIS

I told my parents that the moment an ISIS lone wolf did something, I would get something for personal protection.

Looks like that was 36-48 hours.

Think.

This is someone who had just recently been fired from his job, who went back and killed people at the location of the job. This is not an ISIS lone wolf.

57 The War TARDIS  Sep 26, 2014 3:00:20pm

re: #56 klys

This seems alot like the nut in Australia who just a few days ago attacked a police officer.

58 klys  Sep 26, 2014 3:01:30pm

re: #57 The War TARDIS

This seems alot like the nut in Australia who just a few days ago attacked a police officer.

Or the guy who went back to the job he got fired from and killed two supervisors before killing himself in Alabama earlier this week.

59 Rightwingconspirator  Sep 26, 2014 3:02:49pm

re: #57 The War TARDIS

This seems a lot like the nut in Australia who just a few days ago attacked a police officer.

Whatever happens, no need to personalize any of it. You and I are each just one person among a few hundred million. Your odds of winning the powerball are far higher than confronting anyone from ISIS.

60 klys  Sep 26, 2014 3:04:52pm

re: #59 Rightwingconspirator

Whatever happens, no need to personalize any of it. You and I are each just one person among a few hundred million. Your odds of winning the powerball are far higher than confronting anyone from ISIS.

I suspect what he is worried about is retaliation against Muslims in the OKCity area.

I also suspect - strongly - that he is substantially less at risk than any unfortunate brown people, particularly if they wear religious headgear. Certainly there were attacks on Sikh devotees after 9/11 because bigots typically can’t be bothered with actually understanding anything about their victims.

61 Justanotherhuman  Sep 26, 2014 3:06:21pm

re: #57 The War TARDIS

This seems alot like the nut in Australia who just a few days ago attacked a police officer.

I think I’d be more worried about contracting the enterovirus than that.

62 gwangung  Sep 26, 2014 3:13:51pm

re: #60 klys

I suspect what he is worried about is retaliation against Muslims in the OKCity area.

I also suspect - strongly - that he is substantially less at risk than any unfortunate brown people, particularly if they wear religious headgear. Certainly there were attacks on Sikh devotees after 9/11 because bigots typically can’t be bothered with actually understanding anything about their victims.

And those attacks on Sikhs continue to the present…

63 freetoken  Sep 26, 2014 3:14:58pm

re: #60 klys

I suspect what he is worried about is retaliation against Muslims in the OKCity area.

The hate-right is already on it, led by Atlas Drugs.

64 Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 26, 2014 3:15:07pm

re: #60 klys

I suspect what he is worried about is retaliation against Muslims in the OKCity area.

I also suspect - strongly - that he is substantially less at risk than any unfortunate brown people, particularly if they wear religious headgear. Certainly there were attacks on Sikh devotees after 9/11 because bigots typically can’t be bothered with actually understanding anything about their victims.

One of my moron ex friends said awhile back that he wishes he could kill “everybody with a Turban”.

Take one guess why he’s an ex friend.

65 klys  Sep 26, 2014 3:18:39pm
66 klys  Sep 26, 2014 3:26:35pm

I’ve been an adult today and now I think reading Android documentation is losing the vote.

67 Kragar  Sep 26, 2014 3:30:01pm

And now, Gaming humor…

68 The War TARDIS  Sep 26, 2014 3:32:48pm

Fox News is going to get someone killed.

donotlink.com

69 klys  Sep 26, 2014 3:34:49pm

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THUNDER!

FIRST TIME IN …I forget how many years. THUNDER!

70 HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2014 3:36:04pm

Well the truth was always a problem coming from the Alaska governor’s mansion too. She’s become a self parody really with her frequent gaffes and now brawls.

71 dholmes32  Sep 26, 2014 3:36:36pm

re: #50 The War TARDIS

Oh hell.

Police: Suspect in Okla. beheading was Muslim convert

Crap. I told one of my frothing at the mouth anti-Muslim “friends” on fb to WAIT before starting to say it was ISIS, which is what he was saying…

Must choose better friends, I think.

72 klys  Sep 26, 2014 3:38:28pm

re: #71 dholmes32

Crap. I told one of my frothing at the mouth anti-Muslim “friends” on fb to WAIT before starting to say it was ISIS, which is what he was saying…

Must choose better friends, I think.

I would agree.

I am pretty sure workplace violence did not start with ISIS.

73 Justanotherhuman  Sep 26, 2014 3:38:53pm

re: #68 The War TARDIS

Fox News is going to get someone killed.

donotlink.com

The dispatcher did not inspire hope.

74 Dave In Austin  Sep 26, 2014 3:39:11pm
75 Charles Johnson  Sep 26, 2014 3:39:57pm
76 Kragar  Sep 26, 2014 3:40:07pm

So when are we going to hear about the religious preferences of mass shooters, serial killers, or rapists as the reasons why they committed their crimes?

77 jaunte  Sep 26, 2014 3:40:28pm
78 Charles Johnson  Sep 26, 2014 3:40:45pm
79 jaunte  Sep 26, 2014 3:40:52pm
80 Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 26, 2014 3:41:22pm

re: #68 The War TARDIS

Fox News is going to get someone killed.

donotlink.com

Do yourself a favor and stay away from the comments on that one.

81 Kragar  Sep 26, 2014 3:42:35pm

re: #80 Eclectic Cyborg

Do yourself a favor and stay away from the comments on that one.

82 HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2014 3:42:59pm

You know I can understand the occasional gaffe especially if it’s a candidate that’s been on a long campaign but Palin makes so many of them and she’s been out of office longer than she ever was in office. Her whole schtick is events like this where she just bashes the president and doesn’t offer real policy solutions. Just gibberish that her legion of morons buy because many of them are men who love hearing right wing platitudes come from a somewhat attractive woman’s mouth.

83 klys  Sep 26, 2014 3:43:04pm
84 Justanotherhuman  Sep 26, 2014 3:44:03pm
85 Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 26, 2014 3:44:21pm

On a related note I’d like to say that I truly believe LGF to be one of the best interfaith communities on the web.

Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, Atheist, Agnostic.

And we all get along and treat each other with respect.

Yet we seem to be the exception to the rule.

86 HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2014 3:45:13pm

At 1400 Pennsylvania Avenue, President McCain is ready for his close up, Mr. DeMille.

87 Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2014 3:45:31pm
88 wrenchwench  Sep 26, 2014 3:46:38pm

re: #68 The War TARDIS

Fox News is going to get someone killed.

donotlink.com

Yikes. Fox and Daily Fail are saying his conversion is being investigated by the FBI.

No one expects the Inquisition, Spanish or otherwise!

89 HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2014 3:46:43pm

So I finished the book on Tammany. Have to say I’m a bigger Al Smith fan than I was before even if I do think it was personal bitterness over not winning the ‘32 nomination that led him to break with FDR. And I think being fond of a nice cold beer that I would have more in common with the Tammany types than the Progressive types. Agree more with the former’s approach to poverty too. By the way also, Robert Wagner is one of the best senators that I don’t hear get enough love by today’s left. Anti-prohibition, strong supporter of labor, sponsored the lynching ban that FDR did not sign, and also supported Jewish refugees trying to escape Hitler’s Germany.

90 Belafon  Sep 26, 2014 3:48:02pm

re: #80 Eclectic Cyborg

Whenever someone complains about people bringing that a killer is Christian, remember this.

91 jaunte  Sep 26, 2014 3:48:24pm
92 Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2014 3:48:36pm

Nice caption, but the tweeter doesn’t credit the drawing. It’s by Jeanne Devon of the Mudflats blog, one of the illustrations for her post a while back about the Palin brawl.

93 Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 26, 2014 3:48:36pm

re: #87 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I wish he wouldn’t take the name of (almost) my home town in vain like that.

94 Justanotherhuman  Sep 26, 2014 3:48:40pm

re: #82 HappyWarrior

You know I can understand the occasional gaffe especially if it’s a candidate that’s been on a long campaign but Palin makes so many of them and she’s been out of office longer than she ever was in office. Her whole schtick is events like this where she just bashes the president and doesn’t offer real policy solutions. Just gibberish that her legion of morons buy because many of them are men who love hearing right wing platitudes come from a somewhat attractive woman’s mouth.

Real policy solutions would require thinking.

She doesn’t have the people around her now to do “her thinking” as she did when half-term governor. They knew what she was, too, and I’ve always thought she was given an ultimatum to resign—the experienced pols knew how awfully stupid she was.

95 Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2014 3:49:30pm

re: #85 Eclectic Cyborg

On a related note I’d like to say that I truly believe LGF to be one of the best interfaith communities on the web.

Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, Atheist, Agnostic.

And we all get along and treat each other with respect.

Yet we seem to be the exception to the rule.

What’s this “get along” business? I hate you all equally!

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96 HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2014 3:49:54pm

re: #91 jaunte

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Somewhere a Republican operative is outraged that the Dems are registering people to vote.

97 HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2014 3:52:01pm

re: #94 Justanotherhuman

Real policy solutions would require thinking.

She doesn’t have the people around her now to do “her thinking” as she did when half-term governor. They knew what she was, too, and I’ve always thought she was given an ultimatum to resign—the experienced pols knew how awfully stupid she was.

That’s my point. Her whole spiel is dog and pony shows like VVS where she gets to attack Obama nonsenically and gets cheered on doing. She’s too chickenshit to actually run for office because it would mean she would actually have to be pressed on her crazy stances and past actions. Plus there’s more money in this and having seen how the Palin clan loves to grift whether it’s reality TV or book deals, there’s another. She’s always been a fraud. McCain if he had any integrity at all would call her out when she engages in shit like this but the coward won’t because he’s too proud to admit mistakes.

98 Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 26, 2014 3:53:00pm

I’ve been arguing with two idiots on FB about Voter ID. They really, really cannot comprehend anyone living a different life from theirs. In their lives, EVERYONE has a government issued photo ID that they simply renew by mail or online (because EVERYOBDY is online, right?) every couple years. Nobody could POSSIBLY live in America without having to show their ID, even though the number of times I’ve had to show my ID this year is in the low single digits, and two of those were big financial transactions (refi, and buying a car).

GAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

99 Justanotherhuman  Sep 26, 2014 3:56:54pm

re: #97 HappyWarrior

That’s my point. Her whole spiel is dog and pony shows like VVS where she gets to attack Obama nonsenically and gets cheered on doing. She’s too chickenshit to actually run for office because it would mean she would actually have to be pressed on her crazy stances and past actions. Plus there’s more money in this and having seen how the Palin clan loves to grift whether it’s reality TV or book deals, there’s another. She’s always been a fraud. McCain if he had any integrity at all would call her out when she engages in shit like this but the coward won’t because he’s too proud to admit mistakes.

McCain was thinking with his dick when he chose her, you know. It certainly wasn’t because she appealed to women, the majority of whom are smart about who’s in our corner (and it isn’t her or him).

It really does say a lot about his judgment.

100 HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2014 3:58:05pm

re: #98 GeneJockey

I’ve been arguing with two idiots on FB about Voter ID. They really, really cannot comprehend anyone living a different life from theirs. In their lives, EVERYONE has a government issued photo ID that they simply renew by mail or online (because EVERYOBDY is online, right?) every couple years. Nobody could POSSIBLY live in America without having to show their ID, even though the number of times I’ve had to show my ID this year is in the low single digits, and two of those were big financial transactions (refi, and buying a car).

GAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

They’ve convinced themselves about FRAUD but get furious when you bring up the actual cases of fraud committed by GOP and right wing operatives. The whole damn thing is just Republicans upset because they know that larger amount of voters is bad news for their sad excuse for a party.

101 Justanotherhuman  Sep 26, 2014 4:00:37pm

re: #100 HappyWarrior

They’ve convinced themselves about FRAUD but get furious when you bring up the actual cases of fraud committed by GOP and right wing operatives. The whole damn thing is just Republicans upset because they know that larger amount of voters is bad news for their sad excuse for a party.

Oddly, when I had a mammogram last week, I had to show my ID. It was a first.

102 Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 26, 2014 4:02:11pm

re: #100 HappyWarrior

They’ve convinced themselves about FRAUD but get furious when you bring up the actual cases of fraud committed by GOP and right wing operatives. The whole damn thing is just Republicans upset because they know that larger amount of voters is bad news for their sad excuse for a party.

Wingnut: “Somebody could walk into a polling place, tell the poll worker they’re Joe Blow and give an address, and vote!”

Me: “Okay, so then Joe Blow goes to vote and is told that he’s already voted. Has that happened, in your experience? How often?”

Wingnut: “How many of those people who don’t have IDs are receiving benefits?”

103 Justanotherhuman  Sep 26, 2014 4:06:16pm
104 Jenner7  Sep 26, 2014 4:12:54pm

It’s 2001 all over again

105 dholmes32  Sep 26, 2014 4:15:29pm

re: #98 GeneJockey

I’ve been arguing with two idiots on FB about Voter ID. They really, really cannot comprehend anyone living a different life from theirs. In their lives, EVERYONE has a government issued photo ID that they simply renew by mail or online (because EVERYOBDY is online, right?) every couple years. Nobody could POSSIBLY live in America without having to show their ID, even though the number of times I’ve had to show my ID this year is in the low single digits, and two of those were big financial transactions (refi, and buying a car).

GAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

I had to renew my driver’s license PICTURE* in person in June. Due to my father dying, I let it go until the day after he passed away. Then I was faced with the Arizona DMV, which is its own personal circle of hell. Probably shouldn’t have been down there on that day. I was furious with the inefficiency of having to stand in a line, tell the woman up front what I needed and THEN get a form to fill out to get my picture retaken. I was all, “why don’t you distribute the forms as people enter and then you can take care of people more efficiently?” *rolls eyes*

So no, this stuff is NOT happening on the Internet.

*This is Arizona. The license itself doesn’t expire until 2025. Go figure.

106 Justanotherhuman  Sep 26, 2014 4:15:37pm

Monthly payments estimated just north of $1.5M/mo. If it were possible to buy it, that is.

zillow.com

107 Dr. Matt  Sep 26, 2014 4:16:23pm
108 Jay in Oregon  Sep 26, 2014 4:19:11pm

OK, if she keeps this up I might almost—ALMOST—start liking her ability to laugh at herself.

It probably won’t last, though…

109 Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2014 4:20:06pm

re: #108 Jay in Oregon

OK, if she keeps this up I might almost—ALMOST—start liking her ability to laugh at herself.

It probably won’t last, though…

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Heh.

110 Justanotherhuman  Sep 26, 2014 4:20:36pm

More dirty cops, cont.

Oklahoma City police officer faces 10 additional charges stemming from reported sexual assaults - @koconews
read more on koco.com

111 piratedan  Sep 26, 2014 4:21:20pm

re: #34 wrenchwench

that is pretty damn rare for Arizona, haboobs, dust devils, dust storms and even the odd blizzard up north, but twisters are rather uncommon here

112 dog philosopher  Sep 26, 2014 4:22:30pm

re: #98 GeneJockey

I’ve been arguing with two idiots on FB about Voter ID. They really, really cannot comprehend anyone living a different life from theirs. In their lives, EVERYONE has a government issued photo ID that they simply renew by mail or online (because EVERYOBDY is online, right?) every couple years. Nobody could POSSIBLY live in America without having to show their ID, even though the number of times I’ve had to show my ID this year is in the low single digits, and two of those were big financial transactions (refi, and buying a car).

GAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

you can reply like this:

“do you want to live in an america where everybody has to show a government issued identity card to perform their constitutionally guaranteed rights?”

“well do you??”

113 Timothy Watson  Sep 26, 2014 4:22:58pm

re: #110 Justanotherhuman

More dirty cops, cont.

Oklahoma City police officer faces 10 additional charges stemming from reported sexual assaults - @koconews
read more on koco.com

Will he get bail this time around?

114 Bubblehead II  Sep 26, 2014 4:31:21pm

re: #98 GeneJockey

I’ve been arguing with two idiots on FB about Voter ID. They really, really cannot comprehend anyone living a different life from theirs. In their lives, EVERYONE has a government issued photo ID that they simply renew by mail or online (because EVERYOBDY is online, right?) every couple years. Nobody could POSSIBLY live in America without having to show their ID, even though the number of times I’ve had to show my ID this year is in the low single digits, and two of those were big financial transactions (refi, and buying a car).

GAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

Depends. I have to show my ID every time I buy beer at the local C-Store. Not because I don’t look old enough or they don’t know me (been a customer for 20+ years), but because one of the other stores in the local chain got busted for under age sales. Now everybody has to show ID

115 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Sep 26, 2014 4:39:59pm

re: #99 Justanotherhuman

McCain was thinking with his dick when he chose her, you know. It certainly wasn’t because she appealed to women, the majority of whom are smart about who’s in our corner (and it isn’t her or him).

It really does say a lot about his judgment.

I must say, my dick doesn’t like Sarah any better than the rest of me does.

116 dog philosopher  Sep 26, 2014 4:41:32pm

re: #99 Justanotherhuman

McCain was thinking with his dick when he chose her, you know. It certainly wasn’t because she appealed to women, the majority of whom are smart about who’s in our corner (and it isn’t her or him).

It really does say a lot about his judgment.

i think christie is smarter than w, mccain, or romney

but a bigger asshole

117 Justanotherhuman  Sep 26, 2014 4:47:37pm

Later on, Lizards.

Have a great evening. : )

118 De Kolta Chair  Sep 26, 2014 10:11:20pm

re: #2 Kragar

[Embedded image]

That photo works best when accompanied by a rousing version of “La Cucaracha”

Youtube Video

Marijuana que fumar!

119 William of Orange  Sep 27, 2014 8:16:41am

Actually pretty clever of Palin to give the wrong address….

….if that was her idea to show terrorists the wrong address. Don’t know if the Willard hotel is happy with it now they’re a viable bomb subject.

120 William of Orange  Sep 27, 2014 8:25:00am

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