Dumbest Man on Internet Freaks Out Over “SHOCK VIDEO” That Isn’t the Least Bit Shocking
Yes, dear reader, the Dumbest Man on the Internet has beclowned himself again, in Jim Hoft’s Never-Ending Cavalcade of Pure Fail! This time Jim has seen a SHOCK VIDEO on Gretchen Carlson’s ridiculous Fox News show, a horrifying SHOCK VIDEO that depicts two New York City police officers throwing gloves and masks into a public trash can. That’s all Jim needs to start running around screaming, “EBOLA GLOVES! EBOLA MASKS! EBOLA TRASH CAN! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
Do not panic. All is well.
New York City police officers were seen tossing their Ebola masks and gloves into a trash can on the street.
The officers were seen walking near Dr. Craig Spencer’s apartment building.But don’t worry. It’s not like anyone goes dumpster diving in New York City(?)
Via The Real Story with Gretchen Carlson:
It’s the Gateway Pundit, so you just know there’s a punch line coming up, right? Wait for it… the cops were never inside Dr. Spencer’s apartment.
From Mashable, where they actually bothered to call the police about the story before losing their shit: NYPD: Cops Who Threw Away Gloves in Street Didn’t Enter Ebola Patient’s Home.
An NYPD spokeswoman dismissed the concerns, telling Mashable that the two officers were just on “a traffic post” and were not “inside of the residence or anything like that.” Asked again whether they were ever inside Spencer’s apartment, the spokeswoman responded: “Absolutely not.”
Will Jim Hoft add a correction to his post now? Wait for it… (but don’t hold your breath…)