NSFW: Amy Schumer and Bill Nye Explain the Universe
Bill Nye unveils new information that suggests that the universe has the ability to communicate directly with white women.
Watch more Inside Amy Schumer: http://on.cc.com/1GPaK6v
Bill Nye unveils new information that suggests that the universe has the ability to communicate directly with white women.
Watch more Inside Amy Schumer: http://on.cc.com/1GPaK6v
1 | Lidane May 27, 2015 2:20:13pm |
Plz to allowing mah fangirling at this news. Kthx.
By the Vishanti! Tilda Swinton may be the mentor of #DoctorStrange! http://t.co/DJUlneFujc
I would be SO hip to this if it happens. I adore Tilda Swinton and seeing her as an otherworldly immortal who trains Benedict Cumberbatch would be awesome.
2 | Charles Johnson May 27, 2015 2:21:50pm |
— The Cult Cat (@Elverojaguar) May 27, 2015
3 | freetoken May 27, 2015 2:22:04pm |
I’ve been craving some chocolate today.
The universe must be telling me that I need to run to the store.
4 | Justanotherhuman May 27, 2015 2:27:48pm |
I am sooo the center of the universe! It tells me everything! /
5 | Kragar May 27, 2015 2:29:07pm |
6 | Justanotherhuman May 27, 2015 2:30:50pm |
7 | Backwoods_Sleuth May 27, 2015 2:30:57pm |
The perfect Seagull photobomb if ever there was one. http://t.co/Jzr39T01uJ pic.twitter.com/pmwi8fC9E0
— The Poke (@ThePoke) May 27, 2015
8 | wrenchwench May 27, 2015 2:31:04pm |
re: #5 Kragar
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My mother has decided her new dog will be named Teddy
Looks a lot like the ‘Teddy’ around the corner here! He’s all brown though.
9 | Justanotherhuman May 27, 2015 2:32:31pm |
Heh.
Rick Santorum: “Today is the day we're going to begin to fight back” http://t.co/P9ozAwG0eJ pic.twitter.com/ztgsagnOfb
— msnbc (@msnbc) May 27, 2015
Maureen Fox @maureenfox 6m6 minutes ago
@msnbc - his whole family has that “shit, do we have to do this again?” look on their faces
10 | Nyet May 27, 2015 2:34:47pm |
re: #9 Justanotherhuman
I guess when your surname is a frothy mix of lube and feces, it’s hard to have an optimistic outlook on life./
12 | bratwurst May 27, 2015 2:36:37pm |
Take back America…from grammar:
As President I will stand for the principle that every life matter! Join me at http://t.co/zj89cNMaUY #TakeBackAmerica
— Rick Santorum (@RickSantorum) May 27, 2015
13 | Kragar May 27, 2015 2:36:48pm |
14 | wrenchwench May 27, 2015 2:37:38pm |
The First Lady. #HuggerInChief. http://t.co/VwVXWfcW4T pic.twitter.com/FVdxckmCIx
— The First Lady (@FLOTUS) May 27, 2015
I know which Seuss book they just read.
16 | Kragar May 27, 2015 2:39:35pm |
17 | De Kolta Chair May 27, 2015 2:40:15pm |
re: #5 Kragar
My mother has decided her new dog will be named Teddy
18 | Justanotherhuman May 27, 2015 2:40:22pm |
Says someone who hasn’t held public office in years.
“As you've seen, commander-in-chief is not an entry-level position.” -Rick Santorum, announcing his run
— NPR Politics (@nprpolitics) May 27, 2015
20 | Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light) May 27, 2015 2:42:49pm |
21 | Justanotherhuman May 27, 2015 2:44:13pm |
Of course they did.
Attorneys for 6 officers involved in the Freddie Gray case file a motion to switch venues - @baltimoresun
22 | Kragar May 27, 2015 2:45:27pm |
re: #18 Justanotherhuman
I guess no one told Rick that Obama was a Senator, just like Rick was before he lost to Bob Casey @nprpolitics
— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) May 27, 2015
23 | Targetpractice May 27, 2015 2:47:25pm |
re: #21 Justanotherhuman
Of course they did.
Attorneys for 6 officers involved in the Freddie Gray case file a motion to switch venues - @baltimoresun
Let me put on my shocked face.
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24 | klys (maker of Silmarils) May 27, 2015 2:51:22pm |
This is kind of amazing: game locks you into nonwhite races, people completely miss the point http://t.co/6ef8EPocZH
— lil puddles (@werewight) May 26, 2015
25 | piratedan May 27, 2015 2:54:22pm |
begin to fight back… please Rick, please continue to rage into that good night…. maybe you can self combust from your intestinal fortitude of doing the right thing for people that wish to not be subject to your 1780’s puritan mindset.
26 | freetoken May 27, 2015 2:55:44pm |
re: #24 klys (maker of Silmarils)
It’s really about ethics in gaming journalism.
27 | Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light) May 27, 2015 2:56:42pm |
re: #26 freetoken
It’s really about ethnics in gaming journalism.
28 | Drive By Commenter May 27, 2015 2:56:56pm |
re: #9 Justanotherhuman
“Here we go again. Here we FUCKING GO AGAIN…. I gotta get outta here…I gotta get outta here…..I GOTTA GET….car doors slams twice and screaming tires fade off into the distance……
29 | freetoken May 27, 2015 3:00:16pm |
The reactions reflect a failure on the part of some gamers to recognize that whiteness is a race at all. These players appear to think of whiteness as a neutral type of embodiment, the universal category of humanity against which all those who do “have” a race (anyone who is not white) are compared.
For all the supposed progressiveness of today’s youth, I guess I am somewhat perturbed that they wholeheartedly still cling to the idea of “race”, and very old ideas too (e.g., that “race” == skin color.)
30 | Justanotherhuman May 27, 2015 3:01:51pm |
Wharton, Texas, calls for voluntary evacuation for west side of city due to predicted rise of Colorado River
31 | Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light) May 27, 2015 3:05:28pm |
re: #29 freetoken
For all the supposed progressiveness of today’s youth, I guess I am somewhat perturbed that they wholeheartedly still cling to the idea of “race”, and very old ideas too (e.g., that “race” == skin color.)
Just goes to show that people are as clueless about race as they ever have been.
32 | Justanotherhuman May 27, 2015 3:07:37pm |
re: #29 freetoken
Yes, the “standard” against which all other “colors” are measured, i.e., racism.
33 | Lidane May 27, 2015 3:07:47pm |
Alex Jones hails Putin for “promoting masculine men,”resisting New World Order public school plot http://t.co/cJNjmuVKdJ
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) May 27, 2015
34 | freetoken May 27, 2015 3:09:09pm |
re: #31 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)
It doesn’t help that the idea of “race” is so useful in political polemics.
As pointed out on the Finding Your Roots series, the head of the NAACP’s DNA is mostly from Europe, with sub-Saharan ancestors making up the minority of his background.
But because he has brown-ish skin so many people will assign him to the “black” race.
35 | HappyWarrior May 27, 2015 3:11:44pm |
re: #33 Lidane
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Got it, john Dewey, tyrant. Vladimir Putin, manly man defender of freedom.
36 | EPR-radar May 27, 2015 3:12:17pm |
re: #29 freetoken
For all the supposed progressiveness of today’s youth, I guess I am somewhat perturbed that they wholeheartedly still cling to the idea of “race”, and very old ideas too (e.g., that “race” == skin color.)
One hopes that it is just sloppy thinking where “race” and “skin color” are viewed as synonyms.
37 | Archangelus May 27, 2015 3:29:04pm |
38 | KingKenrod May 27, 2015 3:30:59pm |
re: #1 Lidane
Plz to allowing mah fangirling at this news. Kthx.
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I would be SO hip to this if it happens. I adore Tilda Swinton and seeing her as an otherworldly immortal who trains Benedict Cumberbatch would be awesome.
I’m with you, this is a fantastic idea.
39 | HappyWarrior May 27, 2015 3:31:14pm |
re: #37 Archangelus
i guess Rick felt the current GOP field wasn’t anti gay and women enough so he decided to throw his hat in the ring.
41 | goddamnedfrank May 27, 2015 3:38:48pm |
HAHAHA Twitter suspended a bunch of Josh Smith’s accounts and he’s super unhappy about it.
Here's the story on the @JoshToTheSmith twitter suspension: pic.twitter.com/m2bbZFjFPB
— SomeThingsConsidered (@STCshow) May 27, 2015
Bear in mind that Josh’s first account @ThisIsJoshSmith was suspended several weeks ago.
42 | Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light) May 27, 2015 3:39:23pm |
re: #39 HappyWarrior
i guess Rick felt the current GOP field wasn’t anti gay and women enough so he decided to throw his hat in the ring.
Keep in mind that Ricky S came in second last time around, and if Sheldon Adelson had not thrown a lot of money into Newt Gingrich’s campaign, it could have come to a floor fight at the GOP convention, which is the last thing they wanted or want in 2016.
43 | Kragar May 27, 2015 3:41:21pm |
re: #42 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)
Keep in mind that Ricky S came in second last time around, and if Sheldon Adelson had not thrown a lot of money into Newt Gingrich’s campaign, it could have come to a floor fight at the GOP convention, which is the last thing they wanted or want in 2016.
They really should have thought more about that before working the entire GOP base into a “THIS IS MY HILL AND I WILL STAND AND DIE UPON IT” mentality
44 | Jack Burton May 27, 2015 3:42:52pm |
45 | Charles Johnson May 27, 2015 3:43:11pm |
re: #41 goddamnedfrank
HAHAHA Twitter suspended a bunch of Josh Smith’s accounts and he’s super unhappy about it.
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Bear in mind that Josh’s first account @ThisIsJoshSmith was suspended several weeks ago.
Is this another right wing loon? I don’t recognize the name.
46 | Backwoods_Sleuth May 27, 2015 3:44:47pm |
re: #41 goddamnedfrank
HAHAHA Twitter suspended a bunch of Josh Smith’s accounts and he’s super unhappy about it.
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Bear in mind that Josh’s first account @ThisIsJoshSmith was suspended several weeks ago.
LOL!
Josh obviously didn’t read the last notice twitter sent him.
He was banned for multiple twitter accounts.
47 | EPR-radar May 27, 2015 3:45:57pm |
re: #43 Kragar
They really should have thought more about that before working the entire GOP base into a “THIS IS MY HILL AND I WILL STAND AND DIE UPON IT” mentality
I’m very much looking forward to the happy days when the GOP base truly turns on the GOP establishment.
In any fight between Frankenstein’s monster and its creator, I’ll root for the monster since the creator should have known better.
48 | Kragar May 27, 2015 3:46:33pm |
Amazon, never change. The reviews on this chrome spray are nothing but references to Mad Max. pic.twitter.com/SX80BwPbcA
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) May 27, 2015
49 | Backwoods_Sleuth May 27, 2015 3:47:55pm |
re: #45 Charles Johnson
Is this another right wing loon? I don’t recognize the name.
Yes. Josh is a lawyer who thinks he is so much smarter than any other lawyer and even the Supreme Court.
He’s a jackass and probably one of UpChuck’s legal advisors.
50 | goddamnedfrank May 27, 2015 3:57:18pm |
re: #45 Charles Johnson
Is this another right wing loon? I don’t recognize the name.
Josh Smith is that really weird gay lawyer from Pittsburgh who opposes the courts deciding marriage equality and is opposed to the Lawrence v Texas decision. His hobby is to hang out at the Courthouse on certain days and provide free legal council to defendants (men) who have been issued “protection from abuse” court order (the PA equivalent of a domestic restraining order). I posted some of his videos from his super awful Youtube channel awhile ago. He even had Chuck on as a guest back in February:
51 | goddamnedfrank May 27, 2015 3:59:23pm |
re: #46 Backwoods_Sleuth
LOL!
Josh obviously didn’t read the last notice twitter sent him.
He was banned for multiple twitter accounts.
I’mma try to get this last one suspended too. Shouldn’t take long since he’s uploading the evidence to every tweet he makes now.
52 | Backwoods_Sleuth May 27, 2015 4:00:39pm |
re: #51 goddamnedfrank
I’mma try to get this last one suspended too. Shouldn’t take long since he’s uploading the evidence to every tweet he makes now.
I keep reporting his sock puppets whenever I see them.
53 | The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge May 27, 2015 4:02:05pm |
re: #42 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)
Keep in mind that Ricky S came in second last time around, and if Sheldon Adelson had not thrown a lot of money into Newt Gingrich’s campaign, it could have come to a floor fight at the GOP convention, which is the last thing they wanted or want in 2016.
Speaking of a floor fight: They are going to stand on principle and allow open carry at the convention, right?
54 | EPR-radar May 27, 2015 4:02:11pm |
re: #50 goddamnedfrank
Gay RWNJs are an especially pathological subset of humanity. That level of self-loathing can’t be healthy.
In this particular case, misogyny appears to be the coping mechanism. Ick.
55 | goddamnedfrank May 27, 2015 4:02:12pm |
re: #52 Backwoods_Sleuth
I keep reporting his sock puppets whenever I see them.
His hair is terrible. Apparently I’m busting on people’s appearances today. Not proud of it, but that’s not stopping me either.
56 | EPR-radar May 27, 2015 4:03:40pm |
re: #53 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
Speaking of a floor fight: They are going to stand on principle and allow open carry at the convention, right?
I’d pay good money to see that.
57 | The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge May 27, 2015 4:03:51pm |
58 | goddamnedfrank May 27, 2015 4:04:42pm |
Josh and his super odd little show caught my attention month’s back because I just couldn’t fathom somebody seeing themselves depicted that way and then thinking uploading hours of that shit to the internet was at all a good idea.
59 | Backwoods_Sleuth May 27, 2015 4:06:00pm |
re: #58 goddamnedfrank
Josh and his super odd little show caught my attention month’s back because I just couldn’t fathom somebody seeing themselves depicted that way and then thinking uploading hours of that shit to the internet was at all a good idea.
He got my attention sometime last year when he was whining about SCOTUS.
60 | goddamnedfrank May 27, 2015 4:06:22pm |
re: #58 goddamnedfrank
Josh and his super odd little show caught my attention month’s back because I just couldn’t fathom somebody seeing themselves depicted that way and then thinking uploading hours of that shit to the internet was at all a good idea.
I’m super self conscious though. Had a rough time even listening to my own voice to transcribe the hundred plus interviews I did for my Master’s Thesis.
61 | Fineday May 27, 2015 4:08:58pm |
Just peeking through the curtains of lurkdom to say how much I love this place! Stay safe lizards. It is just past 1 am where I am, so I gotta catch some sleep.
62 | Backwoods_Sleuth May 27, 2015 4:12:07pm |
Found Josh’s last twitter suspension whinefest:
joshsmith.xyz
Here’s the letter he got in April. It CLEARLY says he was suspended for creating multiple accounts and what he can expect to happen if he creates anymore twitter accounts:
64 | Kragar May 27, 2015 4:14:21pm |
Rick Santorum pushes a flat tax, vows to scrap IRS in 2016 campaign kickoff speech http://t.co/jcjMYxK52T
— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) May 27, 2015
Republican presidential candidate and former U.S. Senator Rick Santorum holds a large piece of coal as he formally declares his candidacy
You can’t make this shit up.
65 | freetoken May 27, 2015 4:15:01pm |
re: #64 Kragar
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You can’t make this shit up.
Oh, I’m sure you could, given enough opiates.
66 | The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge May 27, 2015 4:23:19pm |
67 | EPR-radar May 27, 2015 4:25:14pm |
re: #64 Kragar
So Santorum is another pinhead that thinks a flat income tax will somehow greatly simplify the tax code. Setting forth a schedule of progressive income tax rates takes about 1 page of text (even for GOPers writing in crayon).
Meanwhile, the other infinity + 1 pages of the US tax code mainly have to do with what counts as income. Some simplification is possible if only one kind of income is considered, but even if that were done, defining ‘income’ is always going to be the most complicated part of the tax code.
Meanwhile, the idea of abolishing the IRS is a stupid GOP talking point designed to appeal to deeply stupid voters, and deserves nothing but total contempt.
68 | teleskiguy May 27, 2015 4:25:20pm |
I'm happy to welcome my friend, Rick Santorum, to the race. If you'd like to learn more about him, just Google “Santorum”.
— Speaker Cruz (@HavanaTed) May 27, 2015
69 | freetoken May 27, 2015 4:28:07pm |
re: #66 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
There is so much badness in Duggar-ness.
American has a Duggar problem.
Supposedly TLC, given that their hit show is likely going away, now is investigating a spin-off that focuses only on the two married daughters.
70 | Decatur Deb May 27, 2015 4:29:13pm |
re: #69 freetoken
There is so much badness in Duggar-ness.
American has a Duggar problem.
Supposedly TLC, given that their hit show is likely going away, now is investigating a spin-off that focuses only on the two married daughters.
With their track record, TLC should try an all-animation format.
71 | Backwoods_Sleuth May 27, 2015 4:33:32pm |
#BREAKING: Hemphill County sheriff confirms multiple injuries at gas drilling rig hit by #tornado N of Canadian, TX. pic.twitter.com/O49dvrlN9w
— The Weather Channel (@weatherchannel) May 27, 2015
73 | Kragar May 27, 2015 4:40:34pm |
Bill Kristol: Fox News is “colluding” with the RNC to limit presidential debate field: http://t.co/E5M6oVrHlQ pic.twitter.com/GdBt9ZargJ
— Media Matters (@mmfa) May 27, 2015
75 | teleskiguy May 27, 2015 4:42:07pm |
Wh…wh…WHAT?!?
We need a CJ system that treats mentally ill nonviolent criminals, not one that ignores them http://t.co/iXNqgusVKF pic.twitter.com/WZp0Z4EZtp
— Newt Gingrich (@newtgingrich) May 27, 2015
76 | Bubblehead II May 27, 2015 4:48:46pm |
Lizard I have a problem and need some help. @Kettlecat *needs some moral support. Pls read read her TL. Let her know she is not alone.
*She has closed her accounts to followers only. Gee I wonder why?
.@kettlekat We overcome it and move on. Be strong & persevere.
— Bubblehead II (@BubbleheadII) May 27, 2015
77 | calochortus May 27, 2015 4:49:17pm |
re: #64 Kragar
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You can’t make this shit up.
When I first saw that picture I thought he had charred a bible or something.
78 | Decatur Deb May 27, 2015 4:52:35pm |
re: #76 Bubblehead II
Lizard I have a problem and need some help. @Kettlecat *needs some moral support. Pls read read her TL. Let her know she is not alone.
*She has closed her accounts to followers only. Gee I wonder why?
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Sounds like it’s beyond social media. Can you reasonably plug her into professional support?
79 | #FergusonFireside May 27, 2015 5:02:50pm |