New From Keith Olbermann: Donald Trump’s “Colorful” Friends
Our future president pals around with curious fellows like these. Totally normal, right?
Our future president pals around with curious fellows like these. Totally normal, right?
Day one — okay, so, like, not day one, but what I’ll call day one because… https://t.co/Fg6d8OlUVm pic.twitter.com/cZOT98N28c
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) January 17, 2017
re: #1 Backwoods_Sleuth
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Trump won’t be working no stinking weekends like the rest of the losers…
re: #1 Backwoods_Sleuth
…and if he tweets an executive order that says, “Strong borders!” you know it’s gonna happen!
.@RobSchneider I fixed your tweet. pic.twitter.com/GfCjxT1jbH
— Charles (@drhappyknuckles) January 17, 2017
I may be dating myself here but remember when our government officials didn’t commit treason?
— Matt Knudsen (@mattknudsen) January 15, 2017
The inaugural committee argues their performances promote “a message of diversity.” Every performer mentioned is a straight white man. pic.twitter.com/Joyu4y0upK
— Matt McDermott (@mattmfm) January 17, 2017
re: #2 Backwoods_Sleuth
Trump won’t be working no stinking weekends like the rest of the losers…
Being POTUS is something he does in his spare time when he’s not running his yooge international business empire.
Want to feel old? This is what Ross and Rachel from Friends look like now pic.twitter.com/5XZyLR3xBr
— Stuart Taylor (@stuartctaylor) January 16, 2017
So has Travis Tritt condemned Rob Schneider yet? Because if EVER a Hollywood person should’ve stayed in his freaking lane, it was that dude.
— Steve Singiser (@stevesingiser) January 17, 2017
re: #5 gocart mozart
“Rob Schneider is a Stapler.” Rated PG-13.
this is fine
New @ABC News/WaPo poll: 74% say Trump should release his tax returns, including 49% of his own supporters https://t.co/zJ1ZhVVlpn pic.twitter.com/maBAFKqtyr
— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) January 16, 2017
Nobody cares about @realDonaldTrump’s tax returns except reporters and 74% of America. https://t.co/gt0270r7TN
— Jason Sparks (@sparksjls) January 17, 2017
If any Democrats are going to the inauguration it better be to shout “You lie!” when Trump swears to uphold the constitution.
— Schooley (@Rschooley) January 17, 2017
re: #7 Backwoods_Sleuth
Unity in mediocrity?
I hope everyone had a safe holiday. I spent some of the break playing with my cats. pic.twitter.com/ETJg4uO5Go
— John Lewis (@repjohnlewis) January 4, 2016
He gave his life for us. pic.twitter.com/tKtk0fvY6J
— John Lewis (@repjohnlewis) January 16, 2017
Oh why oh why do Bernie bros want to make themselves out to think that Bernie’s going to lead the revolution and is the future? Seriously. They attack Booker over his pharma donations even as Sanders took more this cycle than Booker. They attack Democrats who resent the fact that Sanders didn’t register as a Democrat.
But hey, who’s refighting the primaries? You know, the ones that the so called revolutionary couldn’t win and had no chance of winning after Super Tuesday as he could never close the gap after that point. Didn’t matter if it was caucus, open or closed primaries, or what - he lost by a wide margin, even if you go by vote alone and not superdelegates (yeah, by every metric, Bernie lost).
And yeah, these people piss me off because they can’t help but disrespect minorities across the nation who did vote for HRC, or saw voter suppression diminish their votes. Instead of fighting to make sure that voter suppression methods are reversed, they’re busy attacking those who point these things out.
Grrr…
I just told hundreds of my constituents that I will not be attending the Inauguration Ceremony this coming Friday. Here is what I said: pic.twitter.com/YLJz5OWjXe
— Rep. Don Beyer (@RepDonBeyer) January 16, 2017
re: #20 lawhawk
Bernie introduced an amendment that he KNEW Booker objected to (no provisions for imported drug safety measures, which is a pretty big problem).
re: #13 Jack Burton
I nominate Jimmy Two Times for Press Secretary.
By the way, for @Reince to call on Barack Obama to defend the man who questioned his legitimacy all these years is rich.
— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) January 17, 2017
re: #22 Backwoods_Sleuth
Yup. It was a setup, and everyone fixated on that vote, not later ones in the vote-a-rama.
re: #23 Ace Rothstein
I nominate Jimmy Two Times for Press Secretary.
How about that “No Socks” guy?
Trump’s Turkish friend who co-developed Trump Hotels in NY, Florida, & Phoenix busted for running prostitution ring w/ Russian hookers! pic.twitter.com/vpxz0HbseH
— Blue VA (@VA4Hillary1) January 16, 2017
“… A New York real estate mogul with ties to Donald Trump is at the center of an international sex scandal - suspected of running a high-priced prostitution ring.
Tevfik Arif, 57, has been detained in Turkey on suspicion of setting up trysts between wealthy businessmen and Eastern European models - some underage - aboard a $60 million yacht once used by the nation’s founder, Mustafa Ataturk.”
nydailynews.com
I have a suspicion Putin has some video Trump would really like to keep hidden.
re: #20 lawhawk
Forget the meaning of life. Trying to understand the illogic of Bros makes me want to question my existence.
and the grift goes on…
From a military family so … really? The “Great American Inaugural Ball” will raise money for military charities or … another Trump scam? pic.twitter.com/x1B1diuWi4
— RiotWomenn (@riotwomennn) January 17, 2017
I want to see the diagram showing the people who praised Schneider’s tweet while also saying that Streep should stick to acting.
re: #27 jaunte
I have a suspicion Putin has some video Trump would really like to keep hidden.
It’s only a matter of when it leaks out.
Love this….🐾 Wishing you a wonderful start to this new week 💙 pic.twitter.com/X9pRdezQ78
— Marie (@pintsize73) January 16, 2017
re: #29 Backwoods_Sleuth
I think I’ve heard Antonio Sabato’s name before, but all those others are a mystery.
re: #29 Backwoods_Sleuth
and the grift goes on…
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This should be encouraged. Trump grifting his monumentally stupid supporters is the least damaging thing he can possibly do as president.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but anyone who thinks the office of the presidency will make Trump a better man is an idiot.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 17, 2017
re: #30 b.d.
In their defense, they might not be able to think of something that Rob Schneider could stick to.
re: #33 jaunte
I think I’ve heard Antonio Sabato’s name before, but all those others are a mystery.
Darryl Worley is a C-list country singer that Lumpy has schmoozed with in the past. Everyone else is either an F-lister or a Z-lister.
This guy is 70 years old and he’s been an asshole his entire life. He is NOT going to change for the better. Not ever.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 17, 2017
re: #33 jaunte
I think I’ve heard Antonio Sabato’s name before, but all those others are a mystery.
Darryl Worley is one of those country singer guys.
One of his songs is “Have You Forgotten”, one of those wretched angst-ridden 9/11 country vomit things.
re: #37 lockjawcanbefun
In their defense, they might not be able to think of something that Rob Schneider could stick to.
“YEW KIN DEW EET!!!!”
re: #34 Emptor scriptor Remorse
Too many diddlies…
re: #39 Charles Johnson
Is anyone out there seriously suggesting that Trump will become a non-asshole once in office? Idiocy of that level could transform an unwary genius into a cretin in minutes.
heh
She made her account private after this pic.twitter.com/VlzU9RNToU
— 1-800-WOKE-AF (@gloed_up) January 17, 2017
re: #20 lawhawk
Oh why oh why do Bernie bros want to make themselves out to think that Bernie’s going to lead the revolution and is the future? Seriously. They attack Booker over his pharma donations even as Sanders took more this cycle than Booker. They attack Democrats who resent the fact that Sanders didn’t register as a Democrat.
But hey, who’s refighting the primaries? You know, the ones that the so called revolutionary couldn’t win and had no chance of winning after Super Tuesday as he could never close the gap after that point. Didn’t matter if it was caucus, open or closed primaries, or what - he lost by a wide margin, even if you go by vote alone and not superdelegates (yeah, by every metric, Bernie lost).
And yeah, these people piss me off because they can’t help but disrespect minorities across the nation who did vote for HRC, or saw voter suppression diminish their votes. Instead of fighting to make sure that voter suppression methods are reversed, they’re busy attacking those who point these things out.
Grrr…
Bernie Bros have to pretend voter suppression and all the BS during the election did not happen otherwise they couldn’t go around pretending Bernie would have won the general election.
Have you seen Bernie telling CNN, Democrats shouldn’t obstruct. If Booker did this they would be throwing a tantrum. Dickhead isn’t even a Dem so he can STFU about what a party he does not belong too can and can not do.
Pres. Obama and first lady Michelle Obama spent part of #MLKDAY painting a mural and visiting with children at a D.C. homeless shelter pic.twitter.com/LqBFfC1s4S
— PBS NewsHour (@NewsHour) January 17, 2017
re: #25 lawhawk
Yup. It was a setup, and everyone fixated on that vote, not later ones in the vote-a-rama.
When Bernie Bros start to condemn the GOP as much as they do Democrats I will start to take them seriously and not as another agent of disinformation by the right wing in the US and Russia.
To lighten up the mood, I commissioned these two pieces from a very talented artist friend of mine late last week; posted the first here on Friday morning, but forgot to post the second. (Jebediah, RBG had asked if it was a self-portrait; honestly, upon closer examination, it is.) 😉
[BARRRRUUUURRRRRRRP] @myronfalwell pic.twitter.com/jbKu0PSdEO
— Betsy 💬 (@betsythebeaver) January 13, 2017
@betsythebeaver was able to help me realize the potential of “Rusty Muck,” who doesn’t even know he’s a raccoon. I can’t stop laughing. 😹😸 pic.twitter.com/Ylh25rercX
— Nathan Obral 📎😸❄️ (@myronfalwell) January 14, 2017
Trump, inaugurated on Friday at noon, tells the Times of London he’s going to take the rest of that day and the weekend off. pic.twitter.com/Qae6rW1IMS
— Angus Johnston (@studentactivism) January 16, 2017
@HayesBrown Hey, the US Presidency is a 9-to-5, Monday-thru-Friday job
— WB Young (@FormerDirtDart) January 17, 2017
Movie idea - Matthew Mcconaughey becomes a Nazi.
“Alt-Right Alt-Right Alt-Right” - in theaters 2018— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) January 16, 2017
[Trump’s inauguration]
Racist uncle - “wow these seats are great. What a view”
[guy in huge Klan hood sits directly in front]
“oh come on”— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) January 16, 2017
re: #41 jaunte
The Right On Band, perfect for Weddings
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…but can they do the Electric Slide, the Macarena and the Chicken Dance?
re: #53 FormerDirtDart
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WB Young @FormerDirtDart
@HayesBrown Hey, the US Presidency is a 9-to-5, Monday-thru-Friday job
8:25 PM - 16 Jan 2017
and don’t forget the obligatory afternoon naps, just like Reagan!
Australia: here’s how to watch the Trump inauguration/end of civilisation on Saturday 21 January. (via @newscomauHQ) pic.twitter.com/hSqIqOrvXZ
— Benjamin Law (@mrbenjaminlaw) January 17, 2017
Nope. My TV’s going to be unplugged for three days. I’m not rewarding the networks with ratings for slavering over that fat orange criminal. https://t.co/slN7LCOs2l
— punchumgum (@punchumgum) January 17, 2017
GOP politician accused of “playfully” pinching woman in the crotch. “I don’t have to be politically correct anymore” https://t.co/aU7P1gISy8
— Cat (@catherinegee) January 16, 2017
Ah, crime infested Greenwich, CT is in horrible shape and falling apart
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re: #56 Backwoods_Sleuth
and don’t forget the obligatory afternoon naps, just like Reagan!
The more time he spends sleeping and “recreating,” the less he gets done. And don’t forget his need to tweet.
re: #56 Backwoods_Sleuth
and don’t forget the obligatory afternoon naps, just like Reagan!
Hell, the business of the US presidency is going to slow to a crawl once he implements his “communication by courier” plan
US Rep John Yarmuth, D-Louisville, says he will not attend Friday’s inauguration, says Trump has not shown respect for the office.^JB
— Bluegrass Politics (@BGPolitics) January 17, 2017
re: #59 Resistance Is Not Futile
Since he won’t be doing any presidenting on weekends he can meet with his blind trust to talk business.
Which line works best here?
A. “I am Groot.”
B. “You are my sunshine…”
C. “Need some wood?”
D. ______#PopQuizHotShot c/o @eahlovesu13 #FF pic.twitter.com/KCaZvGFfFS— Jacopo della Quercia (@Jacopo_della_Q) January 14, 2017
@Jacopo_della_Q @eahlovesu13 Poppies are redA meth plant is blue
— Harry Tuttle (@HarryTuttle11) January 14, 2017
This truly massive alligator was spotted casually walking across a path in Central Florida. The locals call it “Hunchback.” pic.twitter.com/yRkXtuDU0K
— CNN (@CNN) January 16, 2017
This truly massive alligator was spotted casually walking across a path in Central Florida. The locals call it “Hunchback”
No one is coming. Balls have been cancelled and they are literally paying $50/hour for seat fillers @tamarakeithNPR @KirklandReader
— Sally Albright (@SallyAlbright) January 17, 2017
Trump and Republicans have done what Obama could not: galvanize public support for his health care law. https://t.co/pZ0RDwooeB
— New York Times World (@nytimesworld) January 17, 2017
Don’t it always seem to go, that you don’t know what you’ve got ‘til it’s gone. @nytimesworld https://t.co/SxGkogVjAI
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 17, 2017
re: #64 Stanley Sea
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This truly massive alligator was spotted casually walking across a path in Central Florida. The locals call it “Hunchback”
OMG, that’s BIG!
On #MLKDay, we remember how the dream, perseverance, and sacrifice of one man changed the lives of millions.
— Rep. Adrian Smith (@RepAdrianSmith) January 17, 2017
We remember how he fought for economic justice for working people and how Republicans in Congress are fighting for the other side. https://t.co/VMEFXmMNNa
— H.D. Gregg (@HDGregg) January 17, 2017
re: #46 SirMixALot
Bernie Bros have to pretend voter suppression and all the BS during the election did not happen otherwise they couldn’t go around pretending Bernie would have won the general election.
Have you seen Bernie telling CNN, Democrats shouldn’t obstruct. If Booker did this they would be throwing a tantrum. Dickhead isn’t even a Dem so he can STFU about what a party he does not belong too can and can not do.
That is one of those things that is totally ignored by the Bros, that the same measures taken to suppress votes in the primaries would have also cost Bernie votes in a theoretical run against Trump. The only way their fantasy scenario makes any sense is that 100% of those who supported Hillary had come out to vote for Bernie. And honestly, given how negative he took his campaign in the final weeks of the primaries, I might have been hard-pressed to vote for him.
Boxes and moving van appear outside of Obama family’s new home in Kalorama neighborhood of D.C.: https://t.co/dL7dIWkLhH pic.twitter.com/zlMN92xuF5
— CBS News (@CBSNews) January 16, 2017
re: #60 FormerDirtDart
Hell, the business of the US presidency is going to slow to a crawl once he implements his “communication by courier” plan
There’s fewer things ironic than an asshole who spends hours every day rage-tweeting suggesting that government communications should be handled by courier.
“Are we living in Nazi Germany? Of course not, Nazi Germany at least had the guts to take on Russia” SNL is getting savage
— Kal (@DaRealKal) January 15, 2017
Wow, now the United States Army & United States Marine Corps are Obama’s troops…
Man, those Trumpsters are something else…
@Karoli @SallysOverTheBS Yup, but the imminent threat is from Obama’s troops in Poland & Norway right now!
— JimsWife (@PEIangelis) January 17, 2017
Those are American troops. Have respect. https://t.co/ZVG5CCQH6y
— Karoli (@Karoli) January 17, 2017
Herd mentality on the Left = status quo. https://t.co/on1fTTkAg7
— Sarah Palin (@SarahPalinUSA) January 17, 2017
Your glorious leader spent eight years calling Pres. Obama a Kenyan Muslim. Go away, you insignificant moose. https://t.co/NKLJMYuGae
— Hamfisted Bun Vendor (@MetalOllie) January 17, 2017
re: #64 Stanley Sea
This truly massive alligator was spotted casually walking across a path in Central Florida. The locals call it “Hunchback”
From where I’m standing — which is very far away from that critter — it looks more like “Trump Chin.”
This red panda has the best bamboo eating faces ever! pic.twitter.com/e41ugW00se
— Animal Life (@MeetAnimals) January 17, 2017
re: #74 Backwoods_Sleuth
Which party was it that spent two years in the Senate voting unanimously against every piece of legislation that Obama or the other party introduced? Their name slips my mind….
re: #71 Targetpractice
There’s fewer things ironic than an asshole who spends hours every day rage-tweeting suggesting that government communications should be handled by courier.
Merriam Webster is going to need a separate entry, possibly it’s own volume, for “Trump Irony”
re: #74 Backwoods_Sleuth
Love that tweet but moose are magnificent creatures. Sarah, otoh, is just annoying with no redeeming qualities.
Welp, the tiny-fisted fascist is back spewing idiocy on Twitter again.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 17, 2017
re: #78 FormerDirtDart
Merriam Webster is going to need a separate entry, possibly it’s own volume, for “Trump Irony”
It’s going to be a 25-volume encyclopedia…
re: #79 Patricia Kayden
Love that tweet but moose are magnificent creatures. Sarah, otoh, is just annoying with no redeeming qualities.
She’s more of a moose knuckle than a moose.
re: #64 Stanley Sea
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This truly massive alligator was spotted casually walking across a path in Central Florida. The locals call it “Hunchback”
Uhm. Is that real? They have alligators that big?
re: #82 Single-handed sailor
She’s more of a moose knuckle than a moose.
More bull shit than a bull moose.
Logo makeover. More compact. Top bar 20% shorter.
One way to look at it…
Trump says he trusts Angela Merkel and Vladimir Putin the same. I suppose that’s a big compliment for Merkel?
— Garry Kasparov (@Kasparov63) January 16, 2017
Didn’t this same betting website predict a landslide victory for HRC?
Betting website gives Trump 4-1 odds of being impeached within six months https://t.co/7iYQKjb8X3 pic.twitter.com/quNetCqrPP
— Raw Story (@RawStory) January 17, 2017
@BretBaier Why not cover James O’keefe’s new video?
— Second Amendment (@revolutionaryma) January 16, 2017
We will at 6pm. https://t.co/T0E6MUj16p
— Bret Baier (@BretBaier) January 16, 2017
Bret - what happened? The videos were going to air on multiple programs and @FoxNews canceled last minute. Why? https://t.co/zO6BjqeqvR
— James O’Keefe (@JamesOKeefeIII) January 16, 2017
We are still investigating all elements of it and will update tomorrow. Thanks. https://t.co/qQGVD5fhz2
— Bret Baier (@BretBaier) January 17, 2017
When even Fox News thinks your videos are deceptive garbage. @BretBaier @JamesOKeefeIII https://t.co/RrpmJZVDJo
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 17, 2017
@SallyAlbright @tamarakeithNPR @KirklandReader
Smaller venue is the answer pic.twitter.com/1ZtqIQPznD— Linda (@GoldieAZ) January 17, 2017
re: #83 MsJ
Uhm. Is that real? They have alligators that big?
I think alligators that big pretty much have themselves.
Despite Donald Trump’s flashy style, the inauguration is shaping up to be a low-key affair https://t.co/5BiorTaySt
— Washington Post (@washingtonpost) January 17, 2017
Maybe Vlad can send the Red Army Women’s Marching Pussy Riot to the Inauguration
Here’s a preview of President Trumputin’s Inauguration Parade #TheResistance #UniteBlue #Putinspuppet https://t.co/ANuPcTnQM8
— Vicious Babushka (@viciousbabushka) January 16, 2017
re: #93 The Vicious Babushka
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He’s dying inside.
He always wanted to be someone who people loved.
Never happened, never will happen.
re: #93 The Vicious Babushka
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Putting the best face on it.
I also like ‘workmanlike’ in view of his declaring that day 3 is Day One.
I have questions for @RepTomPrice that I’d like him to answer before his hearing as nom for Secretary of @HHSGov. https://t.co/V8QmybxNpn pic.twitter.com/rXFn0aeh0S
— Sen. Al Franken (@SenFranken) January 16, 2017
re: #91 Blind Frog Belly White
I think alligators that big pretty much have themselves.
Baja Alabama record:
He doesn’t even know his own daughter’s Twitter handle
“@drgoodspine: @realDonaldTrump @Ivanka Trump is great, a woman with real character and class.”
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 17, 2017
@BretBaier Why not cover James O’keefe’s new video?
— Second Amendment (@revolutionaryma) January 16, 2017
We will at 6pm. https://t.co/T0E6MUj16p
— Bret Baier (@BretBaier) January 16, 2017
Bret - what happened? The videos were going to air on multiple programs and @FoxNews canceled last minute. Why? https://t.co/zO6BjqeqvR
— James O’Keefe (@JamesOKeefeIII) January 16, 2017
We are still investigating all elements of it and will update tomorrow. Thanks. https://t.co/qQGVD5fhz2
— Bret Baier (@BretBaier) January 17, 2017
When even Fox News thinks your videos are deceptive garbage. @BretBaier @JamesOKeefeIII https://t.co/RrpmJZVDJo
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 17, 2017
How about the fact the FBI and Secret Service are taking it seriously? More tomorrow, as your fascist faces get covered in egg, as always! https://t.co/vvxnScUkKC
— James O’Keefe (@JamesOKeefeIII) January 17, 2017
LOL! James O’Keefe is triggered. @JamesOKeefeIII https://t.co/PLew9pw2YO
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 17, 2017
re: #52 Stanley Sea
The TMZ guy! lol
He’s actually been off TMZ for a couple of years.
(don’t ask me how I know…please)
re: #103 bratwurst
He’s actually been off TMZ for a couple of years.
(don’t ask me how I know…please)
But he’s still using it as his claim to fame! LOL more.
re: #105 Stanley Sea
Still pissed they killed him.
“This swamp isn’t big enough for both of us.”
The local alligator line has moved about 50 miles northwards since we moved here.
And now here comes the Right Wing Parrot Squad, right on cue, defending their fraudulent hero.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 17, 2017
This. @primediscussion pic.twitter.com/MDlqzMt05s
— Chris T. 💁🏾♂️ (@XopherFL) January 16, 2017
re: #106 retired cynic
aaaaaaa!
Wife and Daughter1 found themselves kayaking alongside one in Lake Euaula—it was a bit bigger than their double kayak. If we could choose between the gators and the fire ants, we’d keep the gators.
re: #111 Decatur Deb
Wife and Daughter1 found themselves kayaking alongside one in Lake Euaula—it was a bit bigger than their double kayak. If we could choose between the gators and the fire ants, we’d keep the gators.
That’s why I stay up here, even with winter!
I keep expecting Flynn to start talking about our “precious bodily fluids” any day now…
oh man we’re boned https://t.co/OL26R9eu6o pic.twitter.com/zMU6dJLZeX
— chris hooks (@cd_hooks) January 17, 2017
@cd_hooks “He does not go into details” seems to be a theme
— the toilet tweeter (@Surreal_Cynic) January 17, 2017
That’s gotta hurt when even your pals at Fox News know you’re running a scam. @JamesOKeefeIII
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 17, 2017
re: #96 Stanley Sea
He’s dying inside.
He always wanted to be someone who people loved.
Never happened, never will happen.
From your lips to *DEITY*’s ears.
imagine being so disliked that 4 days before your inauguration you start paying to send desperate FB ad invites to “person, 27+” pic.twitter.com/UQ0m4D7vg4
— mah ree nah (@marinarachael) January 17, 2017
Putin’s spokesman says that even if Trump lifts sanctions, Russia may not want to talk nuclear disarmament. https://t.co/7GyduOBUcT
— Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe) January 17, 2017
Russian parliament doesn’t see why Russia should have to give up anything to get sanctions lifted. Leverage - gone. https://t.co/kjzVc53poh
— Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe) January 17, 2017
re: #29 Backwoods_Sleuth
and the grift goes on…
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Tell me this is at a Holiday Inn lounge….
I’m stupidly watching the CNN Ivanka thing & it has my most hated thing: when they talk about “how does she do it?” & don’t mention nannies.
— emily nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) January 17, 2017
i.e. don’t mention lawsuits, ripoffs or that she’s just marketing her name. It’s truly a full-on puff piece and CNN should be ashamed.
— emily nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) January 17, 2017
— Theater of SciFi (@theaterofscifi) January 17, 2017
Trump, inaugurated on Friday at noon, tells the Times of London he’s going to take the rest of that day and the weekend off. pic.twitter.com/Qae6rW1IMS
— Angus Johnston (@studentactivism) January 16, 2017
OH HAI all u at #tcot who complained for 8 years about Obama going on vacation #TheResistance #UniteBlue https://t.co/hCRuZwV9xL
— Vicious Babushka (@viciousbabushka) January 17, 2017
re: #67 retired cynic
OMG, that’s BIG!
“Excuse me, Mr. Alligator, interested in an inaugural ball ticket?”
Current Mood?
— Theater of SciFi (@theaterofscifi) January 17, 2017
re: #124 gocart mozart
Current Mood?
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And all the joy within you dies
Don’t you want somebody to love
The article also fails to mention the fact that the navy has already been under-funding maintenance and crew manning, for several year now.
How do you justify building an even bigger Navy, when you’re not paying for the one you got now?
Trump’s navy build-up comes with steep price tag https://t.co/96tjjYNmFZ pic.twitter.com/KCpQvaXXUP
— The Hill (@thehill) January 17, 2017
“…Experts say that going from the current fleet of 274 ships to Trump’s 350 goal will cost about $165 billion over 30 years. And it will be impossible to achieve unless there’s a dramatic increase in the defense budget, currently at $619 billion.
Navy budget expert Ronald O’Rourke said the $165 billion price tag does not include broader costs such as staffing the ships, maintenance and operations…”
This creepy but I LOL’d
— Theater of SciFi (@theaterofscifi) January 17, 2017
re: #5 gocart mozart
Fucking wow. Whitesplaining Dr King to John Lewis.
Have we gloated over this yet? I admit, this warmed the cockles of my cold, cold heart.
The alt-right eats its own: Neo-Nazi podcaster “Mike Enoch” quits after doxxers reveal his wife is Jewish
Bad day for the Fourth Reich: Founder of popular alt-right blog The Right Stuff resigns after foes expose him
re: #17 The Vicious Babushka
Just when I thought I couldn’t like him more, I find out he loves cats.
— Theater of SciFi (@theaterofscifi) January 16, 2017
Imagine if Roger Ebert was still with us.
Sigh.
Since Rob Schneider said something dumb now is a good time to remember when Roger Ebert hit him with the greatest critical put down ever pic.twitter.com/ejlosAcBRb
— Tom Hatfield (@WordMercenary) January 16, 2017
I thank the right wingers who use photos of Trump in their profiles & name themselves “Deplorable.” Makes it very easy to see who to block.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 17, 2017
A #momentofzen brought to you from #SabinoCanyon. #Tucson @SabinoCanyonAZ pic.twitter.com/YXs5fV4x6a
— Mamta Popat (@mamtapopat) January 10, 2017
re: #118 De Kolta Chair
Nope.
Sometimes, though, some people have to see what they had to realize they have to fight to keep it. And I’m not talking about blacks.
1st man went down, collapsed.
2nd man went down to get 1st man, collapsed,
3rd man…you get it now, right?
I bet there are OSHA guidelines that were ignored.
But, those cumbersome government regulations
Three workers dead after collapsing underground at a Florida Keys road project: https://t.co/ny8TxUyhZ7 pic.twitter.com/ULrY0mtvRg
— CBS News (@CBSNews) January 17, 2017
THE TIMES: Let’s talk about British intelligence.
TRUMP: nlsndslznvdknzlnhdzlvfnz pic.twitter.com/JLtJeC57ol— shauna (@goldengateblond) January 16, 2017
Serbia wants to annex part of Kosovo using ‘Crimea model’: president https://t.co/85tuWKO5N3 pic.twitter.com/cVDM39HmlD
— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) January 16, 2017
@Danjanison @joshtpm I guess Mexico should annex part of Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and California…
//— WB Young (@FormerDirtDart) January 17, 2017
WATCH OUT, liberals! This guy is on to us! @Rev_4_congress
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 17, 2017
re: #20 lawhawk
Oh why oh why do Bernie bros want to make themselves out to think that Bernie’s going to lead the revolution and is the future?
I have a friend here who isn’t a Bernie Bro (he gladly volunteered for and voted for HRC), but swears up and down that Bernie is going to be leading the Democrats to a bright, new, progressive future. (Insert eyeroll emoticon here)
America: Where white people are so desperate to be different from blacks they’ll let the rich rob them blind.
— (((IntheNumbers))) (@ItsNumbersMan) January 17, 2017
re: #140 Charles Johnson
@Rev_4_congress @JamesOKeefeIII @Green_Footballs @BretBaier The way to make a nation Godless: Pretend to follow Jesus but do the opposite.
— (((IntheNumbers))) (@ItsNumbersMan) January 17, 2017
It’s probably too late for James O’Keefe to get a job, isn’t it.
New initiative to form stronger ties between #Muslims and #Catholics launched in #SanJose. https://t.co/MyCpAV0mjv pic.twitter.com/3MGqZFpQZG
— ABC7 News (@abc7newsbayarea) January 17, 2017
re: #146 Stanley Sea
They should talk to Amazon. Yes, I like that commercial.
This, this is what MSNBC replaced Al Sharpton with…
MSNBC’s Greta lauds Trump for healthcare plan that doesn’t even exist, later adds that Dems need to work w/him to fix healthcare:
MSNBC’s Greta lauds Trump for healthcare plan that doesn’t even exist, later adds that Dems need to work w/him to fix healthcare: pic.twitter.com/KLlINRXARa
— Angelo Carusone (@GoAngelo) January 16, 2017
Cripes.
Just an amazing quote: “Jared is such a good kid and he’ll make a deal with Israel that no one else can.” pic.twitter.com/ZUCV5oNuKp
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) January 16, 2017
re: #148 FormerDirtDart
This, this is what MSNBC replaced Al Sharpton with…
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re: #146 Stanley Sea
New initiative to form stronger ties between #Muslims and #Catholics launched in #SanJose.
That sound you hear is every KKKer pooping in their sheets.
Don’t hold back, Brian. Tell me how you really feel. And then go fuck yourself. @bbguru711
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 17, 2017
re: #138 Belafon
@goldengateblond Reporters need to start asking questions about made up countries and made up world leaders, then it’ll get really good.
— \_(ツ)_/¯ Meh (@FifiMartini) January 16, 2017
re: #154 Belafon
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“I have very good relations with Westphasia. They like me very much.”
re: #64 Stanley Sea
Damn thing looks prehistoric.
re: #156 Romantic Heretic
Damn thing looks prehistoric.
Christ, RH, of course it looks prehistoric. Its great-something-to-the-sixteenth grandpappy was roaming the same kind of swamp forty million years before any of ours even thought of history.
Make no mistake, though - Trump would do exactly that. He’s done worse, and he’ll do worse again. @BraddJaffy
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 17, 2017
The media keep calling it an “ongoing battle” and a “feud” etc. between Trump/Trumpers and Lewis. Has Lewis said anything at all since his original statement? All I’ve seen or heard is him talking about MLK while the rightwing assholes scream into the abyss.
How to predict Donald Trump’s response every single time: pic.twitter.com/qSvSuqzDjp
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) January 15, 2017
I posted this page two years ago. Feel the need to plug it again.
Netflix’s “A Series of Unfortunate Events” is really great. Thought it would be a kids’ show but it’s much more. Recommended.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 17, 2017
re: #144 Belafon
@ItsNumbersMan @JamesOKeefeIII @Green_Footballs @BretBaier spot on.
— Jack Martin (@Rev_4_congress) January 17, 2017
He doesn’t even realize I’m talking about him.
I hope the intelligence community is beyond pissed.
Trump suggests without evidence that CIA Director Brennan is behind leak of unsubstantiated Russia report https://t.co/PqUgK7hgVs pic.twitter.com/wc9iOYvgr8
— ABC News (@ABC) January 17, 2017
Trump thinks he’s above it all.
re: #70 Backwoods_Sleuth
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Whoa. I hate to think what the new Obama home is worth in DC. Nice digs though.
re: #29 Backwoods_Sleuth
and the grift goes on…
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Even a kleptocracy can lose money.
Excited to share NY Times article about “The Last show before Trump deports us” stand up show I produced last… https://t.co/mdfBPk71DD
— Muslims Are Coming! (@MuslimsRComing) January 16, 2017
In 10 minutes, I’ll be @thedailyshow. Even if it goes poorly, too late: I have already left the premises with all the free snacks.
— David Fahrenthold (@Fahrenthold) January 17, 2017
re: #139 FormerDirtDart
Yup. Wonder if they have a “popular uprising” or some kind of “people’s revolution” or an “opposition party” scheduled to go hot next Monday. Maybe, you know, Russia helps out a little because the Serbs asked nicely, or whatever bullshit way they structure this shit lately.
What Russian-bordered states have elections coming up? How are things in Poland? Will count Vladimir just step in and take what he wants, or will he spend a little time building fake local fronts first? ‘cause Dog knows we won’t do shit to stop him with the White House occupant as his employee.
Cynical, cynical, I’m so cynical… /Madonna
re: #173 Ziggy_TARDIS
Also, looking at the Serbians on Twitter makes them look like genocidal Monsters.
How many times will you have to be asked here to STOP GENERALIZING ABOUT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE?
Will it take hundreds of times?
Thousands?
re: #95 MsJ
Mental note: Stay the hell out of Florida.
This reminds me of the unfortunate occurrence at Disney World in Orlando last year with the ‘gator taking the little boy into the water and drowning him or whatever bad happened to him. Yes, they can get big, and they are strong and can over power a human especially if they are in the water which is their territory.
re: #180 bratwurst
Well, the rest of us do it about Trump voters, and it does make me squirm a bit, because I know and love some. And they are not stupid; they just don’t follow things the way we do, and somehow believe he is not outside of normal, and is just a successful businessman who is going to shake things up. I want to shake them up. But I try to use the drop of water on stone thing, rather than say something that will cause them to automatically take the opposite side.
I know it’s not completely the same thing, but there are enough similarities it makes me nervous, unless Ziggy wants them all dead, or tortured. Probably said too much already….
re: #169 teleskiguy
How did they get up there, I can’t see any path/trail leading to them
re: #183 FormerDirtDart
Up before the snowfall?
If it happens I won’t mourn ProLifeLiberal’s banning from LGF. Dude is as bigoted as your average KKK member. Sorry not sorry.
re: #182 retired cynic
Well, the rest of us do it about Trump voters
I have not called Trump voters “genocidal monsters” once.
re: #181 ObserverArt
This reminds me of the unfortunate occurrence at Disney World in Orlando last year with the ‘gator taking the little boy into the water and drowning him or whatever bad happened to him. Yes, they can get big, and they are strong and can over power a human especially if they are in the water which is their territory.
Yeah, that was tragically sad.
I was thinking the folks laying on the ground with binoculars and taking video were insane. It was big and lumbering, but they can move when they want to.
re: #186 bratwurst
I have not called Trump voters “genocidal monsters” once.
No, of course not. I was afraid I would be misunderstood. The thing is, we tend to group millions of people together, too. I understand it is a strained comparison.
re: #181 ObserverArt
This reminds me of the unfortunate occurrence at Disney World in Orlando last year with the ‘gator taking the little boy into the water and drowning him or whatever bad happened to him. Yes, they can get big, and they are strong and can over power a human especially if they are in the water which is their territory.
You don’t build man made lakes & expect the gators not to investigate.
I assure you my thoughts would get me banned for sure should I ever verbalize them. But I know the difference between thinking (and hoping/wishing) and speaking shit out loud (or in writing).
re: #189 Stanley Sea
You don’t build man made lakes & expect the gators not to investigate.
Or take up residence.
re: #188 retired cynic
I understand it is a strained comparison.
Extremely so.
My point is that this individual has been asked over and over and over to refrain from certain types of behavior…by his fellow lizards and Charles himself. He seems unwilling or unable to comply.
Alex Jones, a 5’ 10” tall pile of shit.
The Civil Rights “icon” attacked Trump and the media spun it to make it seem like Trump was the attacker.
https://t.co/GJR9gutsj8— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) January 17, 2017
Scare quotes around “icon.” Feel free to go fuck yourself, you bloated talking adenoid. https://t.co/IXtLPcUVLf
— Bob Cesca (@bobcesca_go) January 17, 2017
So what happens when nobody shows up for the inauguration?
re: #194 Unshaken Defiance
So what happens when nobody shows up for the inauguration?
We won’t know, because we’re not watching?
re: #194 Unshaken Defiance
So what happens when nobody shows up for the inauguration?
A massive government program - overseen by Fuckface Von Clownstick himself - that will round up all dissenters into reeducation camps.
re: #195 retired cynic
We won’t know, because we’re not watching?
I’m not watching any of that bullshit. Or Comedy Central’s roast of trump. Fuck him. Fick their ratings. Not as much as a minute’s worth of ratings from me for the next four years.
re: #180 bratwurst
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re: #145 Barefoot Grin
It’s probably too late for James O’Keefe to get a job, isn’t it.
Why? He’s making money doing the bullshit he is doing now.
re: #200 ObserverArt
Why? He’s making money doing the bullshit he is doing now.
Tons of money. I wish I had no morals or ethics.
re: #179 Pawn of the Oppressor
The article doesn’t mention it, but the area they’re talking about is probably the District of Mitrovica.
When I was there in the summer of 2001 we were operating on the southeastern border of the district, and weren’t allowed to cross north into it. Serbs still had control.
4 all u trolls.Dont agree w/my Politics.Think I’m a celeb&dont have the right 2speak.Look at this picture do u really want 2get in2 it w/me. pic.twitter.com/LtKdkyDH9C
— Vincent D’Onofrio (@vincentdonofrio) January 17, 2017
Good lord, the resemblance is uncanny! pic.twitter.com/1iBirGIIqy
— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) January 17, 2017
re: #194 Unshaken Defiance
So what happens when nobody shows up for the inauguration?
Not gonna happen. He does have supporters — just not enough to fill the venues (who can afford to go).
re: #64 Stanley Sea
When I was in college at UF, I encountered a large gator while out walking in the woods. I thought it was dead, but it turned around and scared the piss out of me.
So scrolling through Instagram, I came across this:
Trump, inaugurated on Friday at noon, tells the Times of London he’s going to take the rest of that day and the weekend off. pic.twitter.com/Qae6rW1IMS
— Angus Johnston (@studentactivism) January 16, 2017
Trump apparently thinks the president works bankers’ hours. I don’t see how he makes it to the midterms
This should be a pretty good book.
The greatest double chairlift in Colorado.
Perks of the job for @SilvertonMtn guide Courtney Walton. #WeAreVenture pic.twitter.com/OouPnozN4f
— Venture Snowboards (@venturesnow) January 17, 2017
re: #205 Moebym
When I was in college at UF, I encountered a large gator while out walking in the woods. I thought it was dead, but it turned around and scared the piss out of me.
Fellow Gator? I’m a UF Alum!!!
Most terrifying night was when we went back for a game - CA to FL. Went to Lake Alice to see the bats & then hung out. I was waiting for an attack the whole time. My (ex) husband and another guy were so stupidly close to the water.
The Trumpster staff will use this to claim when he insults people, or acts like…umm..Trump, that he’s tweeting as “citizen Trump” not as the “President”
Tweeter-in-Chief: Trump to maintain personal handle after inauguration https://t.co/OrQ7sgPyKa pic.twitter.com/xYovS4n8O0
— NBC News (@NBCNews) January 17, 2017
re: #169 teleskiguy
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Great photo. But how the heck did the foxes get up there on the roof? And, it looks like the snow fell around them?
Could this be the last time we deal with this shit?
Obama refers to himself 40 times during Cubs visit to White House… https://t.co/vJoAvmesr7
— DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) January 17, 2017
Lord knows Trump never refers to himself…in the third person.
re: #214 bratwurst
Could this be the last time we deal with this shit?
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Lord knows Trump never refers to himself…in the third person.
re: #183 FormerDirtDart
How did they get up there, I can’t see any path/trail leading to them
re: #213 ObserverArt
Great photo. But how the heck did the foxes get up there on the roof? And, it looks like the snow fell around them?
I think this question is right up there with ‘what’s in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction?’
re: #204 Resistance Is Not Futile
Not gonna happen. He does have supporters — just not enough to fill the venues (who can afford to go).
Trump does have supporters! they go by the name of Bike, Saf-T-Guard, Nasty Pig, Colt…
re: #214 bratwurst
Could this be the last time we deal with this shit?
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Lord knows Trump never refers to himself…in the third person.
It will be interesting to see what some of the people like Drudge have to bitch about after January 20th.
It will be all Republican, but I imagine they will still have a lot of blame for Democrats and the “mess” Obama made.
They will have to get very creative though.
re: #206 KGxvi
So scrolling through Instagram, I came across this:
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No, banks are open on Saturdays these days.
re: #214 bratwurst
Could this be the last time we deal with this shit?
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I’m not clicking that link, but does he mean Obama had the nerve to say “I have always admired you?” Or “You were never my team, but you ARE from MY city?”
re: #218 ObserverArt
It will be interesting to see what some of the people like Drudge have to bitch about after January 20th.
It will be all Republican, but I imagine they will still have a lot of blame for Democrats and the “mess” Obama made.
They will have to get very creative though.
They’ll be blaming President Obama and Hillary Clinton for all the nation’s ills, either real or perceived, until the heat death of the universe.
Trump now threatening automakers in Canada and Germany with potential border tax https://t.co/8VM49up9OL pic.twitter.com/tCPWEyBvDD
— NBC News (@NBCNews) January 17, 2017
re: #218 ObserverArt
It will be interesting to see what some of the people like Drudge have to bitch about after January 20th.
It will be all Republican, but I imagine they will still have a lot of blame for Democrats and the “mess” Obama made.
They will have to get very creative though.
The scapegoating and dangerous distractions will be epic. And actually dangerous.
re: #214 bratwurst
No.
I still remember how Pruneface Reagan and Old Fart Bush used Jimmy Carter as their punching bag all the time they were in office…
re: #220 Resistance Is Not Futile
I’m not clicking that link, but does he mean Obama had the nerve to say “I have always admired you?” Or “You were never my team, but you ARE from MY city?”
Pretty much the latter…a lot of talk about the number of sports teams he has greeted over the last 8 years, etc.
re: #203 Kragar
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Great actor. He was fantastic in DareDevil and I love his Wizard in Emerald City.
[Extremely chin-stroking voice] Sweden! Now why would Julian Assange have an issue with Sweden. Huh. Huh! Sweden, Sweden, Sweden. Gee I wond pic.twitter.com/lTtvFyY3Cf
— Adam Weinstein (@AdamWeinstein) January 17, 2017
re: #221 TedStriker
They’ll be blaming President Obama and Hillary Clinton for all the nation’s ills, either real or perceived, until
the heat death of the universeanother Democrat wins the presidency.
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re: #229 Unshaken Defiance
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Does Trump realize how many high end German cars are sold in this country? And is he aware of the impact on a lot of dealers his thinking will bring?
I’m betting many of those dealers are Republicans. And, they might also be political donors and have the ears of their congress members.
Car crash ahead.
re: #226 Big Beautiful Door
Great actor. He was fantastic in DareDevil and I love his Wizard in Emerald City.
I have crushed on that guy since L&O: Criminal Intent. Soooo hot. If that is a recent pic, he’s been doing some serious working out. Maybe for the next season of Daredevil?
re: #203 Kragar
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re: #232 allegro
I have crushed on that guy since L&O: Criminal Intent. Soooo hot. If that is a recent pic, he’s been doing some serious working out. Maybe for the next season of Daredevil?
Oh yeah, crushed hard.
re: #218 ObserverArt
It will be interesting to see what some of the people like Drudge have to bitch about after January 20th.
It will be all Republican, but I imagine they will still have a lot of blame for Democrats and the “mess” Obama made.
They will have to get very creative though.
Drudge could learn how to speak Russian…