On Donald Trump’s Latest Bizarre, Unhinged Interview With Fox

Brilliant, amazing cake and unmanned missiles
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How many ways can I find to say “there’s something seriously wrong with Donald Trump?” At a certain point words just fail to describe the sheer bad craziness of this guy who was elected emperor.

Today’s example of his unhinged narcissism comes from Fox Business, which is Fox News, which is the main propaganda outlet (and inlet) for our so-called president. In today’s little chat with Maria Bartiromo, we learn that this preening man-baby is inordinately proud that he launched a barrage of Tomahawk missiles at Syria while eating “the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you’ve ever seen.”

I was sitting at the table. We had finished dinner. We’re now having dessert. And we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you’ve ever seen and President Xi was enjoying it.

And I was given the message from the generals that the ships are locked and loaded, what do you do?

And we made a determination to do it, so the missiles were on the way. And I said, Mr. President, let me explain something to you. This was during dessert.

We’ve just fired 59 missiles, all of which hit, by the way, unbelievable, from, you know, hundreds of miles away, all of which hit, amazing.

BARTIROMO: Unmanned? Brilliant.

TRUMP: It’s so incredible. It’s brilliant. It’s genius.

Unmanned missiles! The amazing brilliant genius of such a concept! So much better than those old, stale manned missiles.

It’s difficult to tell what Trump was more impressed by: his own power and might, unmanned missiles, or that unbelievably beautiful piece of chocolate cake.

TRUMP: It’s so incredible. It’s brilliant. It’s genius. Our technology, our equipment, is better than anybody by a factor of five. I mean look, we have, in terms of technology, nobody can even come close to competing.

Now we’re going to start getting it, because, you know, the military has been cut back and depleted so badly by the past administration and by the war in Iraq, which was another disaster.

So what happens is I said we’ve just launched 59 missiles heading to Iraq and I wanted you to know this. And he was eating his cake. And he was silent.

Please stop talking about that cake. Please.

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CongoJack  Apr 12, 2017 • 11:38:32am

*sniff* new thread smell ;)

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HappyWarrior  Apr 12, 2017 • 11:40:20am

There’s something wrong with that guy. Even more wrong with those who support him.

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piratedan  Apr 12, 2017 • 11:43:50am

jaysus… we’ve gone ahead and elected Otto from A Fish Called Wanda as our President…

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Sir John Barron  Apr 12, 2017 • 11:44:16am
We’ve just fired 59 missiles, all of which hit, by the way, unbelievable, from, you know, hundreds of miles away, all of which hit, amazing.

BARTIROMO: Unmanned? Brilliant.

Obama never did this, unless he did, then it was wrong and political.

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Sir John Barron  Apr 12, 2017 • 11:46:03am

Can’t wait till DT gets to the part where he got Osama bin Laden.

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darthstar  Apr 12, 2017 • 11:46:20am

They all hit. They didn’t hit the runway, or the tower, or the hangars…but they hit.

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electrotek  Apr 12, 2017 • 11:46:43am

re: #5 Sir John Barron

Can’t wait till DT gets to the part where he got Osama bin Laden.

Think Repubs are still upset that they never got that opportunity but a black Democrat did so under his watch.

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darthstar  Apr 12, 2017 • 11:47:27am

re: #5 Sir John Barron

Can’t wait till DT gets to the part where he got Osama bin Laden.

He could announce it and 35% of Americans - including 52 Senators and 234 congressmen, would believe him.

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Sir John Barron  Apr 12, 2017 • 11:47:35am

re: #7 electrotek

Think Repubs are still upset that they never got that opportunity but a black Democrat did so under his watch.

That can be rewritten by the Ministry of Truth.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2017 • 11:48:29am

don’t forget this part when he said Iraq instead of Syria:

Trump remembers details of cake he was eating while launching missiles, but not which country he was attacking.

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darthstar  Apr 12, 2017 • 11:49:09am
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Sir John Barron  Apr 12, 2017 • 11:49:38am

It’s so incredible. It’s brilliant. It’s genius. Our technology, our equipment, is better than anybody by a factor of five.

Amazing, incredible, what’s been invented in just two months. A factor of five. Five!

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ObserverArt  Apr 12, 2017 • 11:50:32am

Charles from his text above: “It’s difficult to tell what Trump was more impressed by: his own power and might, unmanned missiles, or that unbelievably beautiful piece of chocolate cake.”

Well obviously Trump is impressed mostly with himself. All else must follow.

- It was Trump’s decision to go with the launch. Others could have given the signal, but it would not have been as great as Trump doing it.

- It was Trump’s learning the missiles are unmanned. This knowledge may have been known by others previously but it doesn’t count until Trump learns they are unmanned.

- It was Trump’s fork that went into the cake and then loaded the cake into Trump’s mouth for Trump to say it was beautiful. No other person can deem cake to be beautiful like Donald Trump.

Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump.

All bow down!

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Mike Lamb  Apr 12, 2017 • 11:50:59am

Apparently, these yahoos thought this was how we ensured that ordinance hits its target:

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Timothy Watson  Apr 12, 2017 • 11:51:01am

re: #12 Sir John Barron

It’s so incredible. It’s brilliant. It’s genius. Our technology, our equipment, is better than anybody by a factor of five.

Amazing, incredible, what’s been invented in just two months. A factor of five. Five!

I seriously think he first heard about Tomahawk cruise missiles when the poor bastard from the Joint Chiefs briefed him on the operation.

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CongoJack  Apr 12, 2017 • 11:51:38am

re: #12 Sir John Barron

It’s so incredible. It’s brilliant. It’s genius. Our technology, our equipment, is better than anybody by a factor of five.

Amazing, incredible, what’s been invented in just two months. A factor of five. Five!

I assume tRump said that (can’t watch the video at the moment).

The only reason he said a factor of 5 is because its the highest number he can count to on one of tiny hands.

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ObserverArt  Apr 12, 2017 • 11:54:06am

Saw this segment on The Today show this morning and was impressed by the mother and how she made her decisions and what she learned about herself and her religion.

I’m not a huge fan of Jenna Bush Hager, but she did a nice piece here. I hope some of the fundamentalist religious types also learn from it. it is very powerful.

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ObserverArt  Apr 12, 2017 • 11:56:54am

re: #17 CongoJack

I assume tRump said that (can’t watch the video at the moment).

The only reason he said a factor of 5 is because its the highest number he can count to on one of tiny hands.

Yeah, he can’t count to ten with the other hand because the other hand is either patting himself on the back or grabbing some pussy.

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BeachDem  Apr 12, 2017 • 11:58:52am

re: #3 piratedan

jaysus… we’ve gone ahead and elected Otto from A Fish Called Wanda as our President…

Heh—in a little quiz I did in 2015 for our Dem group, this was one of the questions:

A Fish Called Wanda or Donald Trump?

My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you.

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Nyet  Apr 12, 2017 • 11:59:08am

re: #15 Mike Lamb

Apparently, these yahoos thought this was how we ensured that ordinance hits its target:

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Obamacare certainly hit its target. The GOP is still whining.

Now, as to ordnance…

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Kragar  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:00:03pm

The only thing dumber than Bill Mitchell are his fans

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Kragar  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:01:05pm
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Joe Bacon  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:01:20pm

re: #19 ObserverArt

Yeah, he can’t count to ten with the other hand because the other hand is either patting himself on the back or grabbing some pussy.

Not true!

Trump can count to 20 after he takes his socks and shoes off. The problem comes when he drops his pants and he can’t get to 21!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:01:49pm
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Barefoot Grin  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:02:32pm

re: #23 Kragar

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Skip Intro  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:04:29pm

re: #17 CongoJack

The only reason he said a factor of 5 is because its the highest number he can count to on one of tiny hands.

Actually it was his way of getting in a plug for two Fox shows, the O’Reilly Factor and The Five.

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Sir John Barron  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:04:34pm

re: #23 Kragar

Tillerson: U.S.-Russia relations at a ‘low point’ after Syria strike thehill.com pic.twitter.com

— The Hill

Thanks, Obama.

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Amory Blaine  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:07:20pm

Fuck, Charlie Murphy died.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:09:23pm
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Big Beautiful Door  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:10:20pm

re: #30 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:10:20pm

re: #30 Backwoods_Sleuth

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plansbandc  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:10:55pm

re: #22 Kragar

Bill and his fan made my eyes roll so hard they damn near got stuck.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:11:36pm
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WASHINGTON (AP) — The Latest on former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort and his firm’s work (all times local):

3:05 p.m.

President Donald Trump’s former campaign chairman is registering as a foreign agent.

Paul Manafort’s spokesman says he was in talks with the government about registering before the 2016 election and is now “taking appropriate steps” in response to “formal guidance” from the government.

The spokesman says Manafort’s lobbying work was not conducted on behalf of the Russian government and began before Manafort started working with the Trump campaign.

It’s unclear whether Trump was aware that Manafort was in talks with the government about registering before he hired him.

Michael Flynn, who was fired as White House national security adviser in February, has also had to register as a foreign agent for lobbying work he did with ties to Turkey.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:13:03pm
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Charles Johnson  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:14:21pm

re: #22 Kragar

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Blind Frog Belly White  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:17:11pm

re: #6 darthstar

They all hit. They didn’t hit the runway, or the tower, or the hangars…but they hit.

Right. They’re not still flying around someplace.

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Timothy Watson  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:19:02pm

re: #6 darthstar

They all hit. They didn’t hit the runway, or the tower, or the hangars…but they hit.

And one ended up in the ocean after a failed launch.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:19:31pm

I’m late to the party, so I apologize. Did we ever find out if the wrong man was identified re: United?

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Eventual Carrion  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:21:09pm

re: #24 Joe Bacon

Not true!

Trump can count to 20 after he takes his socks and shoes off. The problem comes when he drops his pants and he can’t get to 21!

20.5

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Eventual Carrion  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:23:08pm

re: #32 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I use Microsoft products, but I don’t work with Bill Gates. I only make Bill money.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:27:38pm

re: #40 GlutenFreeJesus

I’m late to the party, so I apologize. Did we ever find out if the wrong man was identified re: United?

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GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:28:50pm

re: #43 Backwoods_Sleuth

Thank you Sleuthy! I had a feeling like that too.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:29:35pm

re: #44 GlutenFreeJesus

Thank you Sleuthy! I had a feeling like that too.

This also just happened:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:30:08pm
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HappyWarrior  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:30:49pm

re: #46 Backwoods_Sleuth

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All that tough talk on China during the campaign I see was nothing but bullshit.

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electrotek  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:31:53pm

re: #46 Backwoods_Sleuth

Goddammit. As if we have even more challenges when traveling overseas as American tourists.

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Kragar  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:32:05pm

re: #36 Charles Johnson

More Trump voters

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:33:23pm
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HappyWarrior  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:33:29pm

re: #49 Kragar

More Trump voters

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These are the kind of people that would ban hummus from schools.

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Timothy Watson  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:33:36pm

re: #49 Kragar

More Trump voters

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Fuck it, I quit…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:34:10pm
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Timothy Watson  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:34:17pm

re: #50 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Is someone going to be presented with a bill during the press conference?

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Blind Frog Belly White  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:34:32pm

re: #49 Kragar

Just because the kids are facing two different directions? You know, you could face the OTHER WAY and still be bowing to Mecca!!!! The world’s round! Checkmate, libtard!

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FormerDirtDart  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:34:57pm
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HappyWarrior  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:35:14pm

re: #52 Timothy Watson

Fuck it, I quit…

I’m convinced that wingnuts just want to be outraged by stupid crap. One of my dad’s wingnut friends sent him a story about a crooked Maryland Dem. So I found a link about Hasert, a much bigger fish and he squealed about how my Dad was still upset about the election results. I mean hey don’t act like political corruption is unique to one party, buddy.

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HappyWarrior  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:35:25pm

re: #53 Backwoods_Sleuth

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HappyWarrior  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:35:59pm

re: #56 FormerDirtDart

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His tough talk on China was always unadulterated bullshit.

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Sir John Barron  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:36:18pm

re: #49 Kragar

AMERICAN MIDDLE-SCHOOLS CAUGHT FORCING STUDENTS TO DO MUSLIM PRAYERS 5 TIMES A DAY. TIME 2 REVOKE FUNDING! RT!! pic.twitter.com

— Frank

Five times a day? That seems excessive. I only authorized twice a day.

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Sir John Barron  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:37:20pm

re: #49 Kragar

More Trump voters

“frank” is a certified “cuckpatroller”.

I guess that settles it.

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Jay C  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:37:40pm

re: #56 FormerDirtDart

So Trump is going to fill two seats of the three vacancies on the Ex-Im Bank board?

More work for Jared and Ivanka?

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Timothy Watson  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:37:43pm

re: #55 Blind Frog Belly White

Just because the kids are facing two different directions? You know, you could face the OTHER WAY and still be bowing to Mecca!!!! The world’s round! Checkmate, libtard!

They’re also wearing shoes…

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HappyWarrior  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:38:00pm

re: #61 Sir John Barron

“frank” is a certified “cuckpatroller”.

I guess that settles it.

I wonder how the interview process for that goes.

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Sir John Barron  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:38:13pm

re: #46 Backwoods_Sleuth

America not quite great again.

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FormerDirtDart  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:38:27pm

re: #59 HappyWarrior

His tough talk on China was always unadulterated bullshit.

Everything was bullshit
Not even three months, and he’s damn near reversed himself on half of his campaign claims

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HappyWarrior  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:38:58pm

re: #63 Timothy Watson

They’re also wearing shoes…

And I believe prayer in islam is meant to be done on a rug. They’re obviously not praying.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:40:03pm
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HappyWarrior  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:40:16pm

re: #66 FormerDirtDart

Everything was bullshit
Not even three months, and he’s damn near reversed himself on half of his campaign claims

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Yep but hey let’s hear some more bs about how we’ve lost the white working class and we’re doomed if we don’t pander to them like Trump did.

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Sir John Barron  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:40:29pm

re: #67 HappyWarrior

And I believe prayer in islam is meant to be done on a rug. They’re obviously not praying.

Yeah but the students aren’t supposed to know they’re praying to A—. But they are. See?

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HappyWarrior  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:40:42pm

re: #68 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I am glad he wants cooperation on NK. I however am tired of the fucking lies.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:40:59pm

re: #51 HappyWarrior

These are the kind of people that would ban hummus from schools.

One of my imaginary friends from my old stomping ground totally lost his shit after 9/11, and went full-bore, Deb Schlussel-citing Islamophobe. He wanted me to be upset about Halal food being served in cafeterias in some districts in Michigan with large Muslim populations.

I wonder if he objected to the cafeterias serving fish sticks on Fridays?

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Sir John Barron  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:41:12pm

re: #68 Backwoods_Sleuth

China gave up manipulating currency when DT won. See, MAGA.

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FormerDirtDart  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:42:12pm
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HappyWarrior  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:42:13pm

re: #72 Blind Frog Belly White

One of my imaginary friends from my old stomping ground totally lost his shit after 9/11, and went full-bore, Deb Schlussel-citing Islamophobe. He wanted me to be upset about Halal food being served in cafeterias in some districts in Michigan with large Muslim populations.

I wonder if he objected to the cafeterias serving fish sticks on Fridays?

I can believe that sigh.

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Big Beautiful Door  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:42:16pm

re: #47 HappyWarrior

All that tough talk on China during the campaign I see was nothing but bullshit.

Fixed it for you.

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Franklin  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:42:34pm

re: #49 Kragar

More Trump voters

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Skip Intro  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:42:50pm

re: #62 Jay C

So Trump is going to fill two seats of the three vacancies on the Ex-Im Bank board?

More work for Jared and Ivanka?

Why does everyone keep forgetting Tiffany needs a job too?

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Blind Frog Belly White  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:42:59pm

re: #71 HappyWarrior

I am glad he wants cooperation on NK. I however am tired of the fucking lies.

And it’s still early.

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HappyWarrior  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:43:16pm

re: #79 Blind Frog Belly White

And it’s still early.

Yeah it’s only 3:45 EST.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:43:25pm

re: #67 HappyWarrior

And I believe prayer in islam is meant to be done on a rug. They’re obviously not praying.

Also, they are I believe supposed to face Mecca so the kids should be all kneeling in the same direction and they’re not.

Details, details…

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Timothy Watson  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:43:27pm

re: #77 Franklin

They’ve actually been doing this since the 1950s

Damn, not only was Ike a secret communist, but he was also a secret Muslim!

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Blind Frog Belly White  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:44:28pm

re: #82 Timothy Watson

Damn, not only was Ike a secret communist, but he was also a secret Muslim!

Well, you know, them MOOZLIM Commonist is the WURST!

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HappyWarrior  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:45:08pm

re: #82 Timothy Watson

Damn, not only was Ike a secret communist, but he was also a secret Muslim!

That article MsJ by Rick Perlstein was very helpful. That one professor he cited and I seem to have the same hypothesis that although right wing targets have changed throughout history, a lot of the same language is used.

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Skip Intro  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:46:22pm

DeVos dials back consumer protections for student loan borrowers

washingtonpost.com

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HappyWarrior  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:47:02pm

re: #85 Skip Intro

DeVos dials back consumer protections for student loan borrowers

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makeitstop  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:49:48pm

Let me point out once again that Trump completely contradicts himself in the space of two sentences.

Our technology, our equipment, is better than anybody by a factor of five. I mean look, we have, in terms of technology, nobody can even come close to competing.

Now we’re going to start getting it, because, you know, the military has been cut back and depleted so badly by the past administration and by the war in Iraq, which was another disaster.

I doubt he even listens to himself any more.

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Belafon  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:50:07pm

re: #85 Skip Intro

DeVos dials back consumer protections for student loan borrowers

washingtonpost.com

How are we supposed to collapse fix the public education market if the government won’t let companies charge what they want.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:50:26pm

re: #80 HappyWarrior

Yeah it’s only 3:45 EST.

We’re really getting to the point where Krugman’s joke from the 2016 GOP Primary campaign is coming true:

Vote Trump! He doesn’t mean any of it!

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FormerDirtDart  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:51:05pm

I’m not sure if this guy has g’nads the size of desk globes, or is one stupid SOB

Suspect in the robbery of a Pennsylvania credit union drops pile of money on the sidewalk while fleeing on bike.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:51:59pm

re: #90 FormerDirtDart

I’m not sure if this guy has g’nads the size of desk globes, or is one stupid SOB

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Jay C  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:52:36pm

re: #78 Skip Intro

Why does everyone keep forgetting Tiffany needs a job too?

Oh. Right. She must be for the third vacant seat…

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Timothy Watson  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:53:46pm

re: #78 Skip Intro

Why does everyone keep forgetting Tiffany needs a job too?

Tiffany is the least reprehensible of the bunch, although she belongs nowhere in government.

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The Ghost of Senator Incitatus  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:56:07pm

re: #87 makeitstop

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Skip Intro  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:56:26pm

re: #93 Timothy Watson

Tiffany is the least reprehensible of the bunch, although she belongs nowhere in government.

She just hasn’t had a chance to show her inner Trump yet. Give her a chance and she’ll crawl under the lowest bar possible, just like the rest of the clan.

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FormerDirtDart  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:56:46pm

re: #91 Blind Frog Belly White

Not mutually exclusive.

I don’t know.
The combination would likely make it difficult to ride the “get-away-bike”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:57:35pm

LOLOLOLOL

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Blind Frog Belly White  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:57:47pm

One of the things that we were warned of, by people who’d watched authoritarian governments take over their countries, was that the unthinkable would quickly become normal. Rachel Maddow pointed this out the other day, that there have been A BUNCH OF scandals of the magnitude that would have ground America to a halt, and possibly cratered the Presidency since the election, but we just push them to the side so they don’t distract us from the continual ongoing trainwreck.

It seems that EVERY GODDAM DAY, there are at least TWO big stories, and usually more. Even on weekends!

Remember the halcyon days of the Bush Administration, when we had tens of thousands of troops in two separate hot wars at the same time, and there was less news?

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Sir John Barron  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:58:16pm

re: #87 makeitstop

Let me point out once again that Trump completely contradicts himself in the space of two sentences.

I doubt he even listens to himself any more.

It all makes perfect sense to the rubes.

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Big Beautiful Door  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:58:31pm

A lawyer involved in a witch-hunt to purge homosexuals during the Bush Administration now has a job in the Trump Administration, naturally.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Apr 12, 2017 • 12:59:38pm

re: #100 Big Beautiful Door

A lawyer involved in a witch-hunt to purge homosexuals during the Bush Administration now has a job in the Trump Administration, naturally.

Has he come out yet?
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Timothy Watson  Apr 12, 2017 • 1:00:17pm

re: #98 Blind Frog Belly White

One of the things that we were warned of, by people who’d watched authoritarian governments take over their countries, was that the unthinkable would quickly become normal. Rachel Maddow pointed this out the other day, that there have been A BUNCH OF scandals of the magnitude that would have ground America to a halt, and possibly cratered the Presidency since the election, but we just push them to the side so they don’t distract us from the continual ongoing trainwreck.

It seems that EVERY GODDAM DAY, there are at least TWO big stories, and usually more. Even on weekends!

Remember the halcyon days of the Bush Administration, when we had tens of thousands of troops in two separate hot wars at the same time, and there was less news?

Bush was a disaster of course, but he at least had (mostly) grownups running the show.

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KGxvi  Apr 12, 2017 • 1:00:37pm

re: #10 Backwoods_Sleuth

Well, it is the important details that matter in a good story.

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ObserverArt  Apr 12, 2017 • 1:22:04pm

Hey! I just found I cleared 60,000 dings.

Thanks Lizards of Little Green Footballs. Glad to be a part of the gang.

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CongoJack  Apr 12, 2017 • 1:22:53pm

re: #22 Kragar

The only thing dumber than Bill Mitchell are his fans

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Oh my sweet Jesus… bless their hearts

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makeitstop  Apr 12, 2017 • 1:41:41pm

re: #97 Backwoods_Sleuth

If Bannon is a teetotaler, then he must be smoking crack or snorting the dirtiest meth ever cooked. One does not destroy one’s complexion like that by living a clean life.


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