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jaunte  Mar 21, 2018 • 7:45:16pm
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jaunte  Mar 21, 2018 • 7:47:36pm
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goddamnedfrank  Mar 21, 2018 • 7:52:44pm
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Stanley Sea  Mar 21, 2018 • 7:57:22pm

Ana Navarro is nothing but fire.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Mar 21, 2018 • 7:59:49pm

re: #3 goddamnedfrank

What. The. FUCK.

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Ace-o-aces  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:01:49pm

re: #5 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

What. The. FUCK.

I believe that is a still from one of the “Sharknado” films.

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teleskiguy  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:02:31pm
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Ace-o-aces  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:03:57pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:04:49pm

re: #8 Ace-o-aces

You Twitterers find the weirdest shit and it’s hilarious.

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Stanley Sea  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:06:50pm

oh

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Ace-o-aces  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:08:51pm
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goddamnedfrank  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:10:36pm
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Ace-o-aces  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:12:31pm
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jaunte  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:12:49pm

Do not congratulate.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:14:05pm

re: #14 jaunte

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Do not congratulate.

Somebody needs to change his underwear… I think he may have had an accident.

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Unshaken Defiance  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:15:03pm

BTW just to shatter a few stereotypes, as we have seen how sharp witted Stormy Daniels is, I’ll guess few people know that Tera Patrick has a profound knowledge and interest in middle east politics. I suspect we have a very savvy internet/cell phone tech generation that is leveraging these skills enough to overwhelm the less apt.

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Ace-o-aces  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:16:00pm

re: #14 jaunte

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teleskiguy  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:18:31pm
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Ace-o-aces  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:18:38pm
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The Major  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:20:19pm

re: #7 teleskiguy

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electrotek  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:21:35pm

re: #16 Unshaken Defiance

BTW just to shatter a few stereotypes, as we have seen how sharp witted Stormy Daniels is, I’ll guess few people know that Tera Patrick has a profound knowledge and interest in middle east politics. I suspect we have a very savvy internet/cell phone tech generation that is leveraging these skills enough to overwhelm the less apt.

Does she really? And not the Robert Spencer- esque knowledge, right?

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The Major  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:22:09pm

re: #17 Ace-o-aces

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The Major  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:26:03pm
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goddamnedfrank  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:29:53pm

Ugh, I’ve got a time delay infestation of Bernie Bots in my twitter mentions from last night.

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:30:03pm
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Unshaken Defiance  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:30:44pm

re: #21 electrotek

Does she really? And not the Robert Spencer- esque knowledge, right?

Yes, quite a nuanced view. So what happened was a script for a film about the porn star world of a few years ago. It was a kind of thing that spun off of porn star karaoke at a local restaurant and other local industry crew events.A writer I know went and did a ton of interviews and hung out at public events having ordinary conversations with the talent from the biz, men and women. The film itself never quite happened, which is a shame given the second script.

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The Major  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:35:52pm
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goddamnedfrank  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:39:52pm
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BeachDem  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:42:54pm

re: #17 Ace-o-aces

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Has anyone ascertained why little Jacob AHole was in Moscow recently?

Or, for that matter, why little Jacob AHole is…

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The Major  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:45:52pm
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Ace-o-aces  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:46:37pm

re: #29 BeachDem

Has anyone ascertained why little Jacob AHole was in Moscow recently?

Or, for that matter, why little Jacob AHole is…

Yes. Apparently he was taking a cheap Aeroflot flight to Europe and he changed planes in Moscow. All the pictures of him in “Russia” are in front of the duty free shop.

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teleskiguy  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:47:19pm

Giphy

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Ace-o-aces  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:47:42pm

Last one, I swear.

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Unshaken Defiance  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:56:19pm

So guys check out the app Dark sky. You can really see the atmospheric river aimed at SoCal.

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teleskiguy  Mar 21, 2018 • 8:57:41pm

Lettin’ it all hang out.

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Stanley Sea  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:01:06pm
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The Major  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:01:17pm
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teleskiguy  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:02:43pm
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darthstar  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:03:42pm

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Targetpractice  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:03:57pm

A “very troubled young man” who:

If he were Af-Am would be dubbed a “thug” and his bombings spun as related to BLM.

if he were Hispanic would be dubbed a “gangbanger” and his bombings linked to MS-13.

if he were Arabic would be dubbed a “jihadi” and his bombings linked to ISIS.

Or if here were an outspoken liberal dubbed a “terrorist” and his bombings linked to Antifa.

But he was a white, Christian fundie, so he’s a “troubled young man.”

But remember, folks, we’re a “post-racial society.”///////

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The Major  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:05:48pm
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BeachDem  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:06:26pm

re: #31 Ace-o-aces

Yes. Apparently he was taking a cheap Aeroflot flight to Europe and he changed planes in Moscow. All the pictures of him in “Russia” are in front of the duty free shop.

That is HIL.A.RI.OUS. Especially since he was pontificating about his “extensive” study of Russian voting preferences.

(First time I’ve laughed today—thanks.)

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Targetpractice  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:09:44pm

re: #41 The Major

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The proper response would have been “At least we don’t elect them to office.”

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BeachDem  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:10:13pm

re: #32 teleskiguy

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Damn, one of my dad’s proudest moments was meeting/doing a promo with Frank Avruch when we lived in MA. He (my dad) talked about it often.

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scottslemmons  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:10:58pm

re: #39 darthstar

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Stanley Sea  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:14:45pm

re: #39 darthstar

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darthstar  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:16:40pm

This is some awesome fucking trolling…

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darthstar  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:17:21pm

re: #46 Stanley Sea

Tom Jones is like Neil Diamond, only fuckable.

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TedStriker  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:18:48pm

re: #47 darthstar

This is some awesome fucking trolling…

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wheat-dogg  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:19:24pm

re: #39 darthstar

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Stanley Sea  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:19:40pm

re: #48 darthstar

Tom Jones is like Neil Diamond, only fuckable.

The tight pants, back in the 70’s.

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Stanley Sea  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:21:09pm

gotta go to bed

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wheat-dogg  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:22:43pm

re: #48 darthstar

Tom Jones is like Neil Diamond, only fuckable.

My aunt, who seemed quite strait-laced to me when I was a teen, was absolutely gaga over Tom Jones. She went several times to see his Vegas shows with her girl-buddies. I suspect Tom was offering sexiness more than my uncle could.

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TedStriker  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:25:27pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:28:18pm

So wait, Trumps tweet blabbering about some deal…have they already passed the bill to keep government open?

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darthstar  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:29:13pm

re: #53 wheat-dogg

My aunt, who seemed quite strait-laced to me when I was a teen, was absolutely gaga over Tom Jones. She went several times to see his Vegas shows with her girl-buddies. I suspect Tom was offering sexiness more than my uncle could.

Eartha hopped up on the desk while What’s New, Pussycat? was playing…(Streaming TJ on the Echo right now)…the reason my nametag says ‘Charlie’ is because the good folk at the Half Moon Bay Yacht Club like their wine and the secretary misspelled Sean after five years.

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wheat-dogg  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:30:46pm

re: #55 Eclectic Cyborg

So wait, Trumps tweet blabbering about some deal…have they already passed the bill to keep government open?

Supposedly. The bill throws some money at the wall boondoggle to placate Hair Furor and more money to combat Russian intrusion into the electoral process. I think Trumpo has to sign it by the end of the day to forestall a government shutdown.

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mmmirele  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:30:47pm

Well this is kind of blowing up right now in the Mormon parts of the Intermountain West:

First, what happened was a recording and a transcript of a conversation between a woman who had been a Mormon missionary and the president of the Missionary Training Center in Provo was released by “MormonLeaks” on Monday. Basically, this guy Joseph Bishop (who is now 85) pretty much confessed on audio to sexually assaulting her in the 1980s.

On Tuesday, the Fox station in Salt Lake, Channel 13, released a story after the PR arm of the Mormon church (“Mormon Newsroom”) released what I consider a self-serving statement which essentially trashed the woman. (“She was only a missionary briefly! And she’s an ex-member!”)

fox13now.com

Today, the lawyer son of Joseph Bishop made the rounds to various press outlets saying that the woman had been the one exposing herself to his father. Here’s a quote from an AP article:

Greg Bishop said there was no sexual assault and that the woman exposed her breasts to his father, unsolicited, during the encounter in the office in 1984. He said his father was apologizing in the recorded conversation for anything he did to make her feel like she could do that.

usnews.com

I’ve read the transcript and I’m seriously unimpressed by this defense of his father.

Finally, late today, two reporters from the Salt Lake Tribune posted their article, and Greg Bishop doesn’t look quite so golden:

Former Missionary Training Center president admits to asking a young missionary to expose her breasts in the ’80s, BYU police say

The former president of the Missionary Training Center for the LDS Church has admitted that he took a young woman into a small room at the Provo campus and asked to see her breasts in 1984, according to a December report released Wednesday by Brigham Young University police.

sltrib.com

Trashing a victim is really not a good look, and it comes slightly a week before this guy Sam Young leads a march to the church office building in Salt Lake City to ask church leaders to put a stop to invasive sexual questioning of minors by local church leaders during interviews. It’s not a good look at all when the Mormon church has bishops asking 11 year old boys in interviews if they masturbate. (And no, I am not lying and that’s the tip of the iceberg.)

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darthstar  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:31:06pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:33:01pm

re: #52 Stanley Sea

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I look at that picture and then I remember Tom Jones, Jim Brown, Pam Grier , Natalie Portman and Lukas Haas saving the Earth in…

MARS ATTACKS!

Mars Attacks! (1996) Official Trailer #1 - Jack Nicholson, Pierce Brosnan Sci-Fi Comedy

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The Major  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:33:12pm
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goddamnedfrank  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:34:54pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:35:13pm

re: #58 mmmirele

I don’t know which cult is worse—the one with the e-Meter or the one with the magic underwear…

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wheat-dogg  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:36:32pm

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Targetpractice  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:38:22pm

re: #63 Joe Bacon 🌹

I don’t know which cult is worse—the one with the e-Meter or the one with the magic underwear…

The one with the magic tax cuts.

//

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wheat-dogg  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:38:35pm

re: #63 Joe Bacon 🌹

I don’t know which cult is worse—the one with the e-Meter or the one with the magic underwear…

The magic underwear people at least don’t stalk you and try to destroy your life if you manage to get away.

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The Major  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:40:01pm
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The Major  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:41:16pm

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wheat-dogg  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:44:53pm

re: #68 The Major

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:52:16pm

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re: #70 Hecuba’s daughter

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darthstar  Mar 21, 2018 • 9:58:06pm

re: #64 wheat-dogg

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Anymouse 🌹  Mar 21, 2018 • 10:07:46pm

Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts (R) appointed today a replacement justice for a state supreme court justice who resigned over an ethics investigation into sexual harassment.

Johnathon Papik graduated from Harvard Law School in 2008, and has worked as a corporate lawyer. He has never been a judge. He was chosen from a group of four finalists, and has the least experience. He will also be the youngest supreme court justice at age thirty-six.

omaha.com

He worked as a clerk for two federal judges, including Neil Gorsuch.

omaha.com (Omaha World-Herald)

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Anymouse 🌹  Mar 21, 2018 • 10:13:36pm

re: #9 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

You Twitterers find the weirdest shit and it’s hilarious.


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