The Bob Cesca Podcast: The Mueller

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

The Mueller — NSFW; The great Jody Hamilton from the Stephanie Miller Show is here for another Weird Thursday; The Trump Instability continues to mess with the Dow and the economy; Trump attends the Bush funeral; Trump doesn’t care about the debt; The Flynn sentencing memo; Former Trumps staffer thinks Trump will go nuts; Rudy doesn’t understand the internets; Don Junior thinks he’ll be indicted; Alan Dershowitz thinks Mueller is one-sided; Election fraud in North Carolina; and so much more.

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180 comments
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A Mom Anon  Dec 6, 2018 • 3:59:15pm

I’ve been offline most of the day, what did I miss? I have catching up to do I see…..

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piratedan  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:05:08pm

just as tumultuous as the Flynn supposition was and folks reading the tea-leaves, stained cup and moistened lips post the drinking of said same; tomorrow is supposed to bring us some Manafort news and while the President continues to stew in his own juices, I am looking forward to determine just how much further down the rabbit hole this goes… to sum up…

we know that we have thus far on the table…

Perjury and Obstruction of Justice pretty well established (if not outright admitted by POTUS himself)

what else is coming?

Illegal Campaign Finance violations?
Espionage?
Treason?
RICO?

and it remains to be determined who exactly gets fingered for what… we all have Stone, Trump Jr. and Corsi as free spaces on our Trump Corruption Bingo cards, who else gets pulled into the morass?

Pence?
Ivanka?
Jared?
Kelly?
Preibus?
McConnell?
Scalise?
Ryan?

it’s exciting in the same way as watching a car wreck in slow motion and while there’s a very petty part of me that is ready to watch this downpour of shoes dropping another part of me is outraged and saddened that these people think so little of the rule of law and the very things that this country is supposed to stand for that I want to watch them be punished severely to what they did in wrecking the illusion that we could continue to grow as a country and act upon the better angels of our nature as Lincoln had wished. He was a Republican and these asshats have destroyed the party that he was identified with for over 150 years and now its a harbor for bigots, money-grubbers and dunces.

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:06:54pm
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makeitstop  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:07:11pm

re: #1 A Mom Anon

I’ve been offline most of the day, what did I miss? I have catching up to do I see…..

There was this from this morning…holiday cheer, kinda.

Small Town Titans - “You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch”

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bd(Redacted)  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:17:07pm

re: #3 Patricia Kayden

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The Berners are done, they might as well go back to Ron Paul

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jaunte  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:20:16pm

re: #2 piratedan

money-grubbers and dunces:

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MsJ  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:20:28pm

I gotta say, this is she article.

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KGxvi  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:22:41pm

re: #2 piratedan

I’ve come around on the idea that Pence was brought in to be a patsy. Manafort wanted him, he ended up running the transition when a lot of illegal shit happened, and he’s the sort so desperate to have the big desk that he’d go along with anything Team Trump said to get there

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MsJ  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:23:36pm

re: #7 MsJ

I gotta say, this is SOME article.

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Grrr!

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:28:38pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:29:56pm

re: #10 Patricia Kayden

I have to admit, I’m suffering from a bit of Bad News Burnout. I’ve seen so many of these headlines of supposedly illegal shit that Trump and his campaign have done, but nothing of consequence ever happens.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:30:51pm
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Belafon  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:33:03pm

re: #3 Patricia Kayden

The great thing about this direction is it doesn’t bother questioning his affiliation.

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Belafon  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:36:10pm
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Patricia Kayden  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:37:30pm

re: #11 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I have great confidence in Mueller and the Democrats who will be taking over the House in January. Slowly but surely, the case is being built against Trump. If he somehow fires Mueller, he’ll still have to deal with state Attorneys General.

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goddamnedfrank  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:38:25pm
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jaunte  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:41:19pm
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Patricia Kayden  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:44:51pm

re: #16 goddamnedfrank

Backing Trump’s call for Secretary Clinton to be investigated and questioning Mueller = hell no. I hope Democrats put up a fight when he’s officially nominated. I don’t see how he’s different from Whitaker.
huffingtonpost.com

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Charles Johnson  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:46:44pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:48:25pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:50:45pm
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Targetpractice  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:51:15pm

re: #12 Charles Johnson

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So in a year when the board was totally in the GOP’s favor, when they had almost half of the available seats up for grabs in states where Trump had won two years prior, the GOP managed to pick up 2 seats to leave themselves at 1 seat more than they started the previous session with. Truly this is a momentous win and something that should be at the top of every news broadcast, not the 40 seat victory achieved through getting more votes than any previous election.

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Targetpractice  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:52:44pm

re: #16 goddamnedfrank

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I still remember being shown an endorsement for Kavanaugh that was from a “liberal Democrat woman” that was supposed to show he had bipartisan support. But you didn’t get past the second paragraph without realizing that the writer was a good friend of Blackout Brett for years whose entire argument for his nomination was “he’s such a nice guy.”

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:53:53pm

re: #14 Belafon

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But but the kids love Bernie.//

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gocart mozart  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:54:08pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:55:53pm

re: #24 HappyWarrior

But but the kids love Bernie.//

No, the kids love “Weekend at Bernie’s”. Big difference.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:56:09pm

re: #16 goddamnedfrank

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Here’s an unpopular view, Ben. Stop letting your friendships get in the way of calling out shitty behavior.

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Decatur Deb  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:56:35pm

re: #26 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

No, the kids love “Weekend at Bernie’s”. Big difference.

Not so much.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:56:39pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:57:20pm

re: #28 Decatur Deb

Not so much.

Hey, I thought it was funny. But I suppose I’m old now, aren’t I?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:58:08pm
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Targetpractice  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:58:11pm

re: #20 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I hate to break it to Yertle, but the “War on Coal” was lost years ago, these fuckers are like the poor bastards bottled up in Berlin, fighting a defensive battle that all but the most deluded believers knows is a futile act. You basically have to believe in a miracle to believe coal has a future anywhere besides the poorest and most backward nations…which, I suppose, describes a good chunk of Appalachia.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:58:27pm

Every Ben Wilkies article, I’m friends with this guy. He’s not so bad! Stop being a feckless enabler.

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Decatur Deb  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:58:49pm

re: #30 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Hey, I thought it was funny. But I suppose I’m old now, aren’t I?

Bernie is one defibrillator away from a touching service.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:58:54pm

re: #31 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Shut up Ronna.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Dec 6, 2018 • 4:59:20pm

re: #34 Decatur Deb

Bernie is one defibrillator away from a touching service.

Ah, I wondered if that was the direction you were going with your comment. My response to which was going to be, “Well, he’s not dead… yet.”

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:01:16pm

I’d need to see other links. Not good for Harris but Romney spawn is the last person who should be talking.

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The Vicious Babushka  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:01:30pm

I am so not watching this.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:01:33pm

re: #36 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Ah, I wondered if that was the direction you were going with your comment. My response to which was going to be, “Well, he’s not dead… yet.”

he’s just pining for the fjords

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:01:37pm

re: #25 gocart mozart

LOL. Celebrities are experts on everything now. It’s a whole new world.

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Seafaring, coquito drinking Santa!  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:02:11pm

re: #14 Belafon

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Biden knows how to play to cool old guy card. Heck, he even enjoyed The Onion coverage of him.

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Belafon  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:02:29pm
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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:02:30pm

re: #26 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

No, the kids love “Weekend at Bernie’s”. Big difference.

TBH. I really think he’s going to find out the hard way that he benefited from Clinton hate. Trump is going to find out the same thing.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:02:44pm

re: #37 HappyWarrior

I’d need to see other links. Not good for Harris but Romney spawn is the last person who should be talking.

sacbee.com

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:03:05pm

re: #31 Backwoods_Sleuth

Doesn’t Trump have several women who claim that he sexually harassed them? Isn’t he on tape bragging about sexually assaulting women (grabbing them by their you know whats)? Who is she to point the finger?

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:03:16pm

re: #41 Seafaring, coquito drinking Santa!

Biden knows how to play to cool old guy card. Heck, he even enjoyed The Onion coverage of him.

Biden reminds me of my uncles. Bernie seems like a crabby old guy.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:04:27pm

re: #44 Backwoods_Sleuth

sacbee.com

Thanks.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:04:29pm

re: #43 HappyWarrior

TBH. I really think he’s going to find out the hard way that he benefited from Clinton hate. Trump is going to find out the same thing.

The Blue Wave was not just comprised of anti-Trump votes. It was also normal Democrats going out and doing normal Democrat things because the stain of Bill Clinton’s legacy wasn’t resting on the election. I still like Hillary, and I would vote for her if she ran again, but I understand that a lot of people voted against her purely because of Bill and that motivated Republicans to get out the vote against her.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:04:40pm

re: #45 Patricia Kayden

Doesn’t Trump have several women who claim that he sexually harassed them? Isn’t he on tape bragging about sexually assaulting women (grabbing them by their you know whats)? Who is she to point the finger?

She’s a Romney.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:05:05pm

re: #48 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

The Blue Wave was not just comprised of anti-Trump votes. It was also normal Democrats going out and doing normal Democrat things because the stain of Bill Clinton’s legacy wasn’t resting on the election. I still like Hillary, and I would vote for her if she ran again, but I understand that a lot of people voted against her purely because of Bill and that motivated Republicans to get out the vote against her.

Exactly

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:05:09pm

re: #46 HappyWarrior

Biden reminds me of my uncles. Bernie seems like a crabby old guy.

Bernie is that 70-year-old geezer sitting on the front porch waving a shotgun and yelling “DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!”

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:05:34pm

re: #51 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Bernie is that 70-year-old geezer sitting on the front porch waving a shotgun and yelling “DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!”

He’s a lot more like Trump than he ain’t.

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Targetpractice  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:05:55pm

re: #38 The Vicious Babushka

I am so not watching this.

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“I love you Jews, I prefer you handling my money over a black guy. Hey, by the way, did you know I won big in 2016? Yeah, I got copies of the electoral vote I’ll hand out later. So you all should feel special for having me here.”

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ObserverArt  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:12:55pm

re: #17 jaunte

scary lawyerguy
@scarylawyerguy
I know I’ve known this is true for a long time, but it helps to be reminded of the following: if you donate to Trump’s campaign, the campaign uses your money to pay for events at his properties. It’s like money laundering, one step removed.

7:39 PM - Dec 6, 2018

I bet the folks that donate to Trump’s 2020 campaign do not care one bit how Trump spends their donations.

Some may even say “Atta boy Trump, you go on and piss off them libs!”

These would be the same people that say they believe everything he says and does is just fine with them, because they believe in Trump.

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:16:11pm

re: #49 HappyWarrior

Who won’t even use that name because of Trump. No backbone.

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:19:25pm

re: #48 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

When you say “the stain of Bill Clinton’s legacy”, are you referring to the sexual scandals? I loved President Clinton and remember his eight years as good times. His affairs were between he and his wife, imho.

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ObserverArt  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:19:30pm

re: #26 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

No, the kids love “Weekend at Bernie’s”. Big difference.

Those “kids” are probably in their 40s now.

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The Vicious Babushka  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:19:39pm

re: #53 Targetpractice

“I love you Jews, I prefer you handling my money over a black guy. Hey, by the way, did you know I won big in 2016? Yeah, I got copies of the electoral vote I’ll hand out later. So you all should feel special for having me here.”

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HEY YOU JEWS THEY LOVE ME IN ISRAEL, DID YOU KNOW THAT? I SAID TO BIBI, I SAID TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT. ANYTHING YOU WANT AND I’LL GIVE IT TO YOU! HE SAID “JERUSALEM” AND I SAID IT’S YOURS! BUT I GOTTA BE FAIR, WE GOTTA BE FAIR, YA KNOW. SO I ASKED THE ARABS WHAT DO THEY WANT? AND THEY SAID WE WANT TO CHOP UP THIS REPORTER WHO’S WRITING A BUNCH OF FAKE NEWS. SO I SAID GO AHEAD! WE HATE FAKE NEWS! AM I FAIR OR AM I FAIR!! THE MEDIA IS SO UNFAIR TO ME!!!

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ObserverArt  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:23:14pm

re: #43 HappyWarrior

TBH. I really think he’s going to find out the hard way that he benefited from Clinton hate. Trump is going to find out the same thing.

Clinton hate and Russian love. Maybe for both of them.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:23:56pm

moron

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Belafon  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:25:22pm

re: #60 Backwoods_Sleuth

“Look at how much I lowered tariffs on goods coming into American.”

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:26:43pm

re: #56 Patricia Kayden

When you say “the stain of Bill Clinton’s legacy”, are you referring to the sexual scandals? I loved President Clinton and remember his eight years as good times. His affairs were between he and his wife, imho.

Yeah, basically. President Clinton was one of the better Presidents policy-wise, as far as I’m aware, and he presided over a prosperous and relatively peaceful time in our country’s recent history. But people still hate him because of all the icky sex stuff. It’s sad, honestly.

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Belafon  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:27:20pm
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Belafon  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:27:54pm

re: #62 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Yeah, basically. President Clinton was one of the better Presidents policy-wise, as far as I’m aware, and he presided over a prosperous and relatively peaceful time in our country’s recent history. But people still hate him because of all the icky sex stuff. It’s sad, honestly.

He also dared to get elected president. They just went looking for an excuse.

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Targetpractice  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:32:29pm

re: #60 Backwoods_Sleuth

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moron

The conman tries to fool the marks into believing that there’s something good coming when in reality he’s setting them up to take another fall.

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teleskiguy  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:53:02pm

This. Kicked. My. Ass.

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That’s my boss, he was nice enough to cut my climbing skins to my skis. We walked up the ski area today, just north of 2,000 vertical feet, straight up. It normally takes him about 50 minutes. It took me 85 minutes. And. It. Wiped. Me. Out. The skiing was really good!

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Belafon  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:54:14pm
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Charles Johnson  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:55:31pm

Man, these guys were so damned good. Hadn’t listened to them in years when makeitstop posted one of their videos a while back. They’re even more amazing to me now. And they did all this stuff live, with perfect vocals and everything.

Jellyfish - That Is Why

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Single-handed sailor  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:56:15pm
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Charles Johnson  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:56:46pm

So when you think you got it figured out
Then you know you don’t

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 5:59:19pm

re: #69 Single-handed sailor

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Yeah I saw that today. Someone’s jealous of the attention Beto is getting.

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Belafon  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:01:54pm
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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:06:00pm

re: #72 Belafon

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Anti democratic fucks

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Belafon  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:07:55pm

re: #73 HappyWarrior

Anti democratic fucks

All over the country.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:10:03pm

re: #74 Belafon

All over the country.

From sea to shining sea but let’s crap on Beto because he’s not good enough.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:10:51pm
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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:12:06pm

rutlandherald.com
Speaking of Bernie.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:12:47pm
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Dave In Austin  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:14:03pm

re: #77 HappyWarrior

rutlandherald.com
Speaking of Bernie.

I think not….. I’ve done well not saying dumpster fires name as well.

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ObserverArt  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:14:21pm

I think one of the things the Democrats need to do in the next big round of elections is do a little civics teaching in their campaigns ads and materials and especially when in interviews.

It doesn’t need to be preachy, just a run through on how the American system works and how it no longer does. A reminder the government is the people not the Republican Party.

It might be a way to get the point across about what the Republicans are doing without direct attacks on them.

And do we need it…

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:14:54pm

re: #78 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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You’re stupid and Charlie is even stupider.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:15:26pm

re: #63 Belafon

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Mr. Murderbritches for President!

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:15:34pm

re: #79 Dave In Austin

I think not….. I’ve done well not saying dumpster fires name as well.

I’m pointing out that he’s still being a dipshit to PoC.

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:16:42pm

re: #78 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Funny how that doesn’t ring true in other western democracies which have strict gun control laws.

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Targetpractice  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:17:13pm

re: #77 HappyWarrior

rutlandherald.com
Speaking of Bernie.

Minority voters just handed the DNC a 40-seat House majority by huge margins…so of course the supposed leader of the “Progressive” wing of the party continues to act as though only white liberals matter.

Certainly squares with his all but open warfare with Beto.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:17:57pm

re: #84 Patricia Kayden

Funny how that doesn’t ring true in other western democracies which have strict gun control laws.

Because it’s a stupid argument by a stupid organization and person. And I’d love to see them actually handle a gun against a criminal. Charlie would shit his pants. The

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:18:21pm
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Targetpractice  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:18:49pm

re: #78 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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Meanwhile, in the real world, scores of people lay dead in just the last year alone from guns sold under what the NRA already views as unnecessary (nay, “unconstitutional”) gun control laws.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:18:56pm

re: #62 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Yeah, basically. President Clinton was one of the better Presidents policy-wise, as far as I’m aware, and he presided over a prosperous and relatively peaceful time in our country’s recent history. But people still hate him because of all the icky sex stuff. It’s sad, honestly.

I don’t think it’s an “icky” reaction—I think it’s naked envy. The Big Dog could pull them in right and left, while they…women’s prison…something, something…pardons, etc.

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ObserverArt  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:19:02pm

re: #78 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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So Charlie adds “control” to a very well-worn gun policy argument and it is being treated as some kind of a revelation?

Yawn.

Really how old is “if you take away guns, only criminals will have guns” anyway? It kind of seems like it has been used forever.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:19:06pm

re: #85 Targetpractice

Minority voters just handed the DNC a 40-seat House majority by huge margins…so of course the supposed leader of the “Progressive” wing of the party continues to act as though only white liberals matter.

Certainly squares with his all but open warfare with Beto.

He doesn’t appreciate our diverse base at all. I’m starting to think he’s actually a bigot.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:20:16pm

can’t stop laughing…

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Charles Johnson  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:20:58pm
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Dave In Austin  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:21:56pm

re: #83 HappyWarrior

I know…. I was just being flip…… God damn but I thing North Carolina is more corrupt than S. Carolina. Rachel is in depth.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:24:06pm
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lawhawk  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:24:49pm

re: #3 Patricia Kayden

My own timeline is getting overrun by berniebros tonight for pointing out he lost the primaries and had no chance in the general against Trump.

It’s all the same bulkshit arguments they were making 2 years ago.

Bernie is not a Democrat.
He refuses to register as a Democrat still.
He was allowed to run on the Democratic party apparatus.
He took advantage of this and even improperly used DNC data files.
He ran knowing how the system works, and lost by all the measures.
He then bitches about the system that he chose to run under; his supporters are even more insufferable.

So yeah, I’m out of fucks to give re: Bernie. Come at me with Bernie stuff - and I’m going to block the fuck out of ‘em.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:24:49pm

re: #95 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Makes sense. Trump hasn’t been taking the vacancy seriously.

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:24:56pm

re: #86 HappyWarrior

I have a feeling that more guns are used in suicides than to stop criminals. Just a gut feeling.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:25:42pm

re: #96 lawhawk

My own timeline is getting overrun by berniebros tonight for pointing out he lost the primaries and had no chance in the general against Trump.

It’s all the same bulkshit arguments they were making 2 years ago.

Bernie is not a Democrat.
He refuses to register as a Democrat still.
He was allowed to run on the Democratic party apparatus.
He took advantage of this and even improperly used DNC data files.
He ran knowing how the system works, and lost by all the measures.
He then bitches about the system that he chose to run under; his supporters are even more insufferable.

So yeah, I’m out of fucks to give re: Bernie. Come at me with Bernie stuff - and I’m going to block the fuck out of ‘em.

I want Bernie exposed as the asshole he is.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:25:54pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:26:48pm

Well, won’t this lead to an absurd confirmation hearing

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Single-handed sailor  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:29:26pm
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Charles Johnson  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:30:58pm
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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:31:33pm

re: #101 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Well, won’t this lead to an absurd confirmation hearing

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Terrible pick

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:31:52pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:32:59pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:33:09pm

re: #101 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Well, won’t this lead to an absurd confirmation hearing

@AP
BREAKING: President Donald Trump is expected to nominate U.S. State Department spokeswoman Heather Nauert to be the next U.S. ambassador to the United Nations.

Of course, this is all part of the plan (Bolton) to downgrade the UN Ambassador position, from a cabinet position, to that of a representative of the Secretary of State

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Targetpractice  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:33:10pm

re: #101 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Well, won’t this lead to an absurd confirmation hearing

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So what we have to look forward to is the Senate GOP spending their time accusing their colleagues of beating up on a woman.

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Targetpractice  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:34:10pm

re: #107 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Of course, this is all part of the plan (Bolton) to downgrade the UN Ambassador position, from a cabinet position, to that of a representative of the Secretary of State

Ayep. It’s about sending a message that the current administration views the UN as subservient to the US, rather than an equal on the world stage.

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jaunte  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:34:23pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:36:15pm

re: #103 Charles Johnson

What? WHAT?!?

Aww, DAMN IT. That show was the best of the lot.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:36:45pm

re: #104 HappyWarrior

Terrible pick

I’m not sure that does enough justice to the absolute absurdity to this nomination.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:37:00pm
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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:38:21pm

re: #106 Backwoods_Sleuth

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You had a vet favorable Senate map. STFU whiner.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:39:05pm

re: #108 Targetpractice

So what we have to look forward to is the Senate GOP spending their time accusing their colleagues of beating up on a woman.

Yep. Look for her old employers FNC to lead the derp.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:39:18pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:39:38pm
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Targetpractice  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:41:55pm

re: #117 Backwoods_Sleuth

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So we’ve gone from a nation that screams “WE WILL NEVER NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS!” to one that thinks hostage negotiations where we’re the hostage-takers is a perfectly legit way to secure favorable trade terms.

FFS.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:42:21pm

re: #110 jaunte

To be fair, it was reported by The Hill on Nov 1st that she had been offered the job

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Charles Johnson  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:42:54pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:43:16pm

O_o

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lawhawk  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:43:32pm

re: #117 Backwoods_Sleuth

Some experts are already warning American businessmen in China that they may be arrested as pawns in that kind of game.

And Trump will lose - because he’ll blink first. He will think he’s winning by giving up leverage, power, prestige, and undermine our economy and national security in the process.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:46:06pm
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ObserverArt  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:47:56pm

re: #117 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Eric Gomez
@EricGomezAsia
This seems like a bad idea

4:14 PM - Dec 6, 2018

The United States Crime Syndicate.

You’se gots to pay to git yer boy back. Get me?

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Jay C  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:48:40pm

re: #117 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Wait - I thought the Huawei CFO was arrested for trying to end-run Iran sanctions?

But in any case, this doesn’t look to be a particularly productive road to be going down: arresting international executives to - what? use as hostages in trade negotiations?? Who the fuck does that? It sounds like something Idi Amin would have thought up in a bad mood one day…

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Targetpractice  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:56:30pm

re: #120 Charles Johnson

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So in the same week I’ve heard that Tumblr is committing suicide and Facebook loves bigots. Come on, Twitter, how will you raise the bar higher?

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:57:20pm

re: #126 Targetpractice

So in the same week I’ve heard that Tumblr is committing suicide and Facebook loves bigots. Come on, Twitter, how will you raise the bar higher?

Twitter: The Official Social Media Platform of the Nazi Party.

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gwangung  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:57:56pm

re: #126 Targetpractice

So in the same week I’ve heard that Tumblr is committing suicide and Facebook loves bigots. Come on, Twitter, how will you raise the bar higher?

I thought Twitter threw down first by protecting Nazis and anti-Semites and suspending their victims.

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teleskiguy  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:58:41pm

Tennessee fried another skull.

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DodgerFan1988  Dec 6, 2018 • 6:58:44pm
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bd(Redacted)  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:00:21pm

lol

feel the wrath you created

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Targetpractice  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:00:25pm

re: #128 gwangung

I thought Twitter threw down first by protecting Nazis and anti-Semites and suspending their victims.

Yeah, but Tumblr vaulted over that bar by announcing they’re banning all pr0n in the name of “family friendliness” while the Nazis and skinheads are allowed to stay.

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teleskiguy  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:00:54pm

The electric chair blatantly violates the Eight Amendment.

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Targetpractice  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:03:31pm

re: #130 DodgerFan1988

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Yep, those WASPs declared “All Men Are Created Equal” and then their descendants proceeded to spend the follow 2 centuries arguing that everybody else including other white guys (Irish Catholics, Germans, Russians, Italians, etc) were “foreigners” who didn’t really deserve to be American.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:03:50pm
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teleskiguy  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:03:55pm

Mueller, living rent-free in this bloated sack of shit’s cranium.

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Targetpractice  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:08:14pm

re: #135 Charles Johnson

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Shitbirds of a feather and all that.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:08:51pm

Yeah because Jerome Corsi is credible. I’m looking forward to seeing these assholes in jail.

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ObserverArt  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:09:45pm

re: #133 teleskiguy

The electric chair blatantly violates the Eight Amendment.

And the most basic law in Christianity.

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teleskiguy  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:09:51pm

This fucking guy.

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fern01  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:10:11pm

re: #116 Charles Johnson

Listening to the discussion on Rachael on what went down in SC09 - just imagine - for 1 second - the outcry from trump, McConnell, Ryan & their supporters if the democratic candidate had done any of this. The GOPer would be anointed and given the election.

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Targetpractice  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:10:13pm

The defense’s theory of the case seems to be entirely built upon “THEY’RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING LIARS!!!”

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:10:37pm

re: #138 HappyWarrior

Yeah because Jerome Corsi is credible. I’m looking forward to seeing these assholes in jail.

I’m not sure Corsi would be found competent for trial

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:11:27pm

re: #133 teleskiguy

The electric chair blatantly violates the Eight Amendment.

The death penalty in general does. The Amendment prohibits “cruel or unusual punishments” (not “cruel and unusual”, like most people misquote it).

Argue as you will about whether the death penalty is cruel, there’s no way to deny that nowadays it’s unusual.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:12:05pm

re: #144 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

The death penalty in general does. The Amendment prohibits “cruel or unusual punishments” (not “cruel and unusual”, like most people misquote it).

Argue as you will about whether the death penalty is cruel, there’s no way to deny that nowadays it’s unusual.

Definitely unusual by Western Standards.

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teleskiguy  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:12:31pm

Something’s coming down the pike. Fuckface Von Clownstick is lashing out.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:13:05pm
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teleskiguy  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:16:17pm

Blast from the past!

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ObserverArt  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:17:00pm

re: #146 teleskiguy

Something’s coming down the pike. Fuckface Von Clownstick is lashing out.

Tomorrow I think a report on Cohen’s deal with Mueller is coming out.

It’s all building around him.

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teleskiguy  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:17:02pm

More threats and fear mongering.

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teleskiguy  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:19:37pm
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goddamnedfrank  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:20:38pm

Just saying.

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goddamnedfrank  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:23:34pm

By the way the oxtail was fucking delicious!

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Charles Johnson  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:24:47pm
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Patricia Kayden  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:33:24pm

re: #150 teleskiguy

“Boarder”?

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Targetpractice  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:36:04pm

Donny must have snorted two rails tonight.

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The Vicious Babushka  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:36:52pm
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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:38:40pm

re: #158 The Vicious Babushka

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You’re correct Donnie. FNC is the enemy of thinking people.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:38:58pm
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prairiefire  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:42:09pm

As a long time Ebay seller, this Holiday season suuuuucckks. It feels just like Recession time. I bet by April.

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retired cynic  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:45:17pm

re: #160 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

eeeeeeeeeeewww

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The Vicious Babushka  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:46:51pm

First this:

Then this:

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:49:41pm

re: #163 The Vicious Babushka

First this:

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He doesn’t care if journalists get killed.

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The Vicious Babushka  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:52:42pm

re: #164 HappyWarrior

He doesn’t care if journalists get killed.

He wants journalists to be killed.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:53:05pm

re: #165 The Vicious Babushka

He wants journalists to be killed.

Yes I think so too.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:57:37pm

Since I’m sure you’re all wondering, this is Vlad the Impaler

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NoSoapForYou  Dec 6, 2018 • 7:58:43pm

re: #116 Charles Johnson

I’m no lawyer but wouldn’t this actually be election fraud? Which, if true would be stunningly ironic in that with nearly 1,000 tainted ballots so far, still no voter fraud.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Dec 6, 2018 • 8:02:44pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Dec 6, 2018 • 8:07:09pm
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Ace-o-aces  Dec 6, 2018 • 8:13:40pm
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Patricia Kayden  Dec 6, 2018 • 8:20:40pm

re: #163 The Vicious Babushka

Terrorist-in-Chief. But he was “presidential” for a few hours during a funeral so it’s all good.

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 6, 2018 • 8:25:54pm

re: #163 The Vicious Babushka

I’ve said it before, I will say it now, and I will say it many times after. I hate this fucking piece of shit.

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Unshaken Defiance  Dec 6, 2018 • 8:27:19pm

I really don’t miss twitter much.

Valerie Insinna
‏Verified account @ValerieInsinna
3h3 hours ago

I tried to add my cat’s birthday to his Twitter and then it suspended @ImpalerCat for being too young.

Is anything more on brand for @Twitter than suspending kitten accounts while letting Nazis continue to have a microphone?

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 6, 2018 • 8:28:11pm

Friends of mine and their fantastic coverage.

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jaunte  Dec 6, 2018 • 8:34:32pm

re: #163 The Vicious Babushka

The NYPD is investigating a bomb threat near CNN NYC’s office at Columbus Circle. Due to the threat, the office has been evacuated. Right now CNN is airing taped programming due to the disruption.

The caller had “a southern accent.”

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Ace-o-aces  Dec 6, 2018 • 8:34:53pm

re: #148 teleskiguy

Wow, two black guys with teeth. What are the chances?

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fern01  Dec 6, 2018 • 8:48:25pm

re: #164 HappyWarrior

He doesn’t care if journalists get killed.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Dec 6, 2018 • 8:49:47pm

re: #150 teleskiguy

More threats and fear mongering.

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It’s just incredible, breathtaking in fact, to see this kind of utter dipshittery from the PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING UNITED STATES. He has no idea what the office is, or what it is really for.

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makeitstop  Dec 6, 2018 • 9:41:15pm

re: #82 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Mr. Murderbritches for President!

On that thread someone misread it as Mr. Murderbitches, and the commenters voted unanimously for bitches before britches.


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