An Instant Classic Bad Lip Reading Remix: Donald Trump in “STATE of the UNION”

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Donald Trump makes his way to the podium to deliver his 2019 State of the Union address, while Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi wait patiently…

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 12, 2019 • 11:41:02am

Well, that makes a lot more sense than every other speech he has ever given.

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jaunte  Feb 12, 2019 • 11:46:11am

Save this quote for the next Republican who starts blabbering about “The Party of Lincoln.”

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 12, 2019 • 11:47:42am

Yep. ICE has detained and deported non-violent illegal immigrants and helped to create a climate of fear among immigrants.

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KGxvi  Feb 12, 2019 • 11:48:45am

Ok, I’m done for the day

Two white Baton Rouge, Louisiana, police narcotics investigators wore blackface in 1993 in an undercover operation to sell fake crack cocaine in predominantly black neighborhoods, the police department has acknowledged.

Local media outlet the Rouge Collection recently surfaced a Baton Rouge Police Department yearbook picture featuring two officers with their skin painted black, wearing flannels, hoodies and sunglasses. The photo is captioned “Soul brothers.”

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Skip Intro  Feb 12, 2019 • 11:49:09am

There’s just not anything funny about this to me any more.

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jaunte  Feb 12, 2019 • 11:49:33am

LInk to the whole speech, for anyone curious:
quod.lib.umich.edu

“Now, sir, it is clear that no question can arise on this portion of the resolution, except a question between capitalists in regard to the ownership of stock. Some gentlemen have the stock in their hands, while others, who have more money than they know what to do with, want it; and this, and this alone, is the question, to settle which we are called on to squander thousands of the people’s money. What interest, let me ask, have the people in the settlement of this question?”

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 12, 2019 • 11:51:27am
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jaunte  Feb 12, 2019 • 11:51:33am
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HappyWarrior  Feb 12, 2019 • 11:55:24am

re: #8 Patricia Kayden

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Funny how Trump is so PC when it comes to nitpicking his enemies.

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goddamnedfrank  Feb 12, 2019 • 11:57:22am
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Patricia Kayden  Feb 12, 2019 • 11:57:32am

re: #10 HappyWarrior

Funny how Trump is so PC when it comes to nitpicking his enemies.

But not when he’s praising White Supremacist murderers. See Charlottesville.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 12, 2019 • 11:58:37am

re: #12 Patricia Kayden

But not when he’s praising White Supremacist murderers. See Charlottesville.

Nope. Hypocritical Queens white trash.

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jaunte  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:04:47pm
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Patricia Kayden  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:13:05pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:14:00pm

re: #11 goddamnedfrank

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Trump avoids the problem of lame apologies by not apologizing at all.

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Hecuba's daughter  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:14:54pm

re: #14 jaunte

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12 House Republicans voted No. Of course, who knows what they would have voted if their votes actually mattered.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:17:22pm

re: #5 Skip Intro

There’s just not anything funny about this to me any more.

Trump is not a source of humor, but I still watch Colbert, Meyers, Bee, Noah and Oliver because they seem to offer the most sane coverage of it all.

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Belafon  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:20:24pm

LOL

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:22:15pm

re: #5 Skip Intro

There’s just not anything funny about this to me any more.

Every speech that Trump makes is more nonsensical than BLR. The only difference is that the BLR voice is less annoying.

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:24:26pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:24:34pm

Will likely run against (at least) Rep. Ruben Gallego (AZ-7) in 2020 Dem primary, then McSally in general. Then, run again in 2022

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HappyWarrior  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:25:42pm

re: #21 Patricia Kayden

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That’s from November 2016. I believe it’s certainly possible but an update would be prudent here.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:26:54pm

re: #22 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Will likely run against (at least) Rep. Ruben Gallego (AZ-7) in 2020 Dem primary, then McSally in general. Then, run again in 2022

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Could be an interesting primary. Will Sinema endorse one or stay neutral?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:27:57pm

re: #21 Patricia Kayden

Computer scientists say they have strong evidence election was rigged against Clinton in three key states

Computer Scientists are all Deep Staters, cosmopolitans and socialists…

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:28:03pm

re: #24 HappyWarrior

Could be an interesting primary. Will Sinema endorse one or stay neutral?

It would be prudent to remain neutral, unless one Democratic candidate is clearly inappropriate.

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lawhawk  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:30:18pm

re: #21 Patricia Kayden

That’s a story making the rounds again. It’s dated: 23 November 2016.

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jaunte  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:30:40pm
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HappyWarrior  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:31:03pm

re: #26 NO SMOCKING GUN!

It would be prudent to remain neutral, unless one Democratic candidate is clearly inappropriate.

Agree.

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jaunte  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:31:19pm

Burr just moved “direct” out and substituted “factual.”

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HappyWarrior  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:31:24pm

re: #28 jaunte

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Bullshit Burr.

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plansbandc  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:32:10pm
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ObserverArt  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:33:14pm

Something to add to the ever-going debate over pizza.

I live in Ohio and I swear I have never heard of: Ohio Valley Style Pizza.

Who knew?

I have the radio on sports chatter as I work on some web sites and advertising, etc. Just heard the guys on Columbus “The Fan” talk about it. I had to look it up because I had no idea.

Next thing you know…cold pineapple toppings.

By the way…this is Trump country.

Atlas Obscura - Ohio Valley-Style Pizza

For many Ohioans, cheese pizza is a dish best served (partially) cold.

In a string of towns along the Ohio River, centered around Steubenville, local pizzerias dish out square pie covered in mounds of cold, grated mozzarella. Ohio Valley-style pizza comes out of the oven covered in only a slathering of unseasoned tomato sauce and a meager layer of melted cheese. It’s then piled with mounds of cold cheese. Each bite is both hot and cool.

Arguments over regional pizza can get heated. Chicago-style deep dish, for instance, induces disgust and vitriol from many non-Chicagoans. Comedian and native New Yorker Jon Stewart once dismissed Chicago’s deep dish as “casserole.” It’s not surprising, then, that haters refer to Ohio Valley’s unorthodox take as one of America’s worst regional pizza styles.

But people from Eastern Ohio and the northern panhandle of West Virginia feel differently. Locals may direct you to DiCarlo’s, a local chain that expanded from downtown Steubenville to neighboring states. At DiCarlo’s, even the pepperoni is cold, perched on a nest of unmelted, stringy cheese. To some, this might evoke Lunchables pizza. To others, it is the platonic ideal of pizza: the taste of home.

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lawhawk  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:35:14pm

re: #33 ObserverArt

Oneonta NY had a cold cheese thing - they’d do thin crust NYC style pizza and then offer up cold cheese to go on top of the melted cheese already on the pie.

Not my thing, but other folks up there swore by it.

Deep dish is a savory tort.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:35:39pm

re: #33 ObserverArt

Something to add to the ever-going debate over pizza.

I had a slice of pizza on Sicily once and that was it for me. Every pizza since has only paled in comparison.

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plansbandc  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:36:32pm

re: #34 lawhawk

I love deep dish and New York style. Pretty much any pizza except Tombstone.

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:39:12pm

re: #33 ObserverArt

Something to add to the ever-going debate over pizza.

I live in Ohio and I swear I have never heard of: Ohio Valley Style Pizza.

Who knew?

I have the radio on sports chatter as I work on some web sites and advertising, etc. Just heard the guys on Columbus “The Fan” talk about it. I had to look it up because I had no idea.

Next thing you know…cold pineapple toppings.

By the way…this is Trump country.

Atlas Obscura - Ohio Valley-Style Pizza

I found out recently there is something called “Detroit Pizza” which I had never heard of before* and I was born & raised & live here. This is a deep dish pizza where you put down the cheese and then pour the sauce over it.

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lawhawk  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:40:57pm

Trump’s looking at doing a parade again?

The guy loves his fucking parades.

They should be parading him and everyone else in this admin into federal court for indictments on multiple charges via the multiple federal and state investigations into his criminal acts and those of his cronies.

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:41:00pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:41:42pm

re: #24 HappyWarrior

Could be an interesting primary. Will Sinema endorse one or stay neutral?

Well. Gallego endorsed her around a year before the 2018 general election. So, we’ll have to see.
I don’t believe Gallego has declare for the 2020 Senate bid yet.

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lawhawk  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:43:11pm

re: #37 The Vicious Babushka

There’s a St Louis style pie, which is a square/rectangular slice with provel cheese. Imo’s is the best of the style.

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ObserverArt  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:46:00pm

re: #34 lawhawk

Deep dish is a savory tort.

Then lawyers should like ‘em, right?

But if they are tortes…maybe not so much. : )

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:46:35pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:46:51pm

re: #33 ObserverArt

Oh I was well aware of Ohio Style Pizza living on the PA/Ohio/W VA border.

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Citizen K  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:48:03pm

re: #43 The Vicious Babushka

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Holy what the fuck even.

The amount of pretzels necessarily to twist yourself into that amount of victim-blaming is…..holy fucking wow.

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ObserverArt  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:48:03pm

re: #37 The Vicious Babushka

I found out recently there is something called “Detroit Pizza” which I had never heard of before* and I was born & raised & live here. This is a deep dish pizza where you put down the cheese and then pour the sauce over it.

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Heh, I heard of Detroit pizza just a week or so ago. Pizzas must be coming out everywhere and staking their claim.

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Dr. Matt  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:48:45pm

It’s Not Dark Yet. But It’s Getting There.

The potential for violence is one of the things that fill the arena at Trump rallies—and the media are the obvious targets.

As the campaign heats up—and, especially, if it looks like he might lose—this is all going to get worse and not better. If the investigative nets tighten up around himself and his family, there’s no telling what he’ll summon up as a distraction. All of which leads me to recommend Mountaineer Mike Tomasky’s latest in The Daily Beast:

I am saying, though, that Democrats should stop pretending they can unite the country. They can’t. No one can. What they can do, what they must do, is assemble a coalition of working- and middle-class voters of all races around a set of economic principles that will say clearly to those voters that things are going to be very different when they’re in the White House..

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makeitstop  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:49:22pm

re: #38 lawhawk

Trump’s looking at doing a parade again?

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The guy loves his fucking parades.

They should be parading him and everyone else in this admin into federal court for indictments on multiple charges via the multiple federal and state investigations into his criminal acts and those of his cronies.

‘…something that would become perhaps a tradition…’

Oh, you mean like the Fourth of July??

moron

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ObserverArt  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:50:40pm

re: #44 Joe Bacon 🌹

Oh I was well aware of Ohio Style Pizza living on the PA/Ohio/W VA border.

So, did you learn of that when you loved in the area or in a visit later. How far back does this style go I wonder?

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Dr. Matt  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:51:18pm

re: #46 ObserverArt

Heh, I heard of Detroit pizza just a week or so ago. Pizzas must be coming out everywhere and staking their claim.

I grew up in Detroit. We just called it pizza. A few years ago someone decided to brand it.

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Citizen K  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:51:27pm

re: #47 Dr. Matt

It’s Not Dark Yet. But It’s Getting There.

The potential for violence is one of the things that fill the arena at Trump rallies—and the media are the obvious targets.

It’s hard to believe that this is being written for the same outfit that essentially gave kin to the MAGA Hat kid a hagiography as a cover story.

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Dr. Matt  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:53:29pm

re: #51 Citizen K

It’s hard to believe that this is being written for the same outfit that essentially gave kin to the MAGA Hat kid a hagiography as a cover story.

And just a few years ago from today’s biggest Never Trumper: Morning Joe attacks ‘elites’ for ignoring Trump supporters: Don’t call them racist, they’re in pain

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Belafon  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:55:20pm

re: #47 Dr. Matt

It’s Not Dark Yet. But It’s Getting There.

The potential for violence is one of the things that fill the arena at Trump rallies—and the media are the obvious targets.

What they can do, what they must do, is assemble a coalition of working- and middle-class voters of all races around a set of economic principles that will say clearly to those voters that things are going to be very different when they’re in the White House..

Democrats have been doing that. They call it the Democratic party. And when times get better, a sufficient number of whites decide that the other races shouldn’t be participating.

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ObserverArt  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:55:41pm

re: #47 Dr. Matt

It’s Not Dark Yet. But It’s Getting There.

The potential for violence is one of the things that fill the arena at Trump rallies—and the media are the obvious targets.

I mentioned my concern for violence prior to and then after the El Paso rallies. It is going to get worse no doubt. I mentioned 2020 could be worse than 1968. All the makings are there.

I know one thing, more power to the people that go door to door to stump. I almost wonder if the threat of violence is going to hurt Democrats more because the violence will be directed at them?

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Belafon  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:57:28pm

re: #54 ObserverArt

I mentioned my concern for violence prior to and then after the El Paso rallies. It is going to get worse no doubt. I mentioned 2020 could be worse than 1968. All the makings are there.

I know one thing, more power to the people that go door to door to stump. I almost wonder if the threat of violence is going to hurt Democrats more because the violence will be directed at them?

I’m almost sad for the people who think they can stop John Lewis with threats of violence.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:57:46pm

re: #52 Dr. Matt

And just a few years ago from today’s biggest Never Trumper: Morning Joe attacks ‘elites’ for ignoring Trump supporters: Don’t call them racist, they’re in pain

They’re in pain because they refuse to grow the hell up.

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:58:26pm

LOL

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Mike Lamb  Feb 12, 2019 • 12:59:45pm

re: #30 jaunte

Burr just moved “direct” out and substituted “factual.”

Which, of course, is a huge fucking “mistake”.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:01:12pm

re: #49 ObserverArt

So, did you learn of that when you loved in the area or in a visit later. How far back does this style go I wonder?

Art it was back in the 60s. Dad would pick some up from construction work in Steubenville

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retired cynic  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:01:31pm

re: #33 ObserverArt

Something to add to the ever-going debate over pizza. …

No.

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Scottish Dragon  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:01:56pm

re: #30 jaunte

Burr just moved “direct” out and substituted “factual.”

Also left out most of the evidence that Mueller has.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:03:33pm

re: #37 The Vicious Babushka

I found out recently there is something called “Detroit Pizza” which I had never heard of before* and I was born & raised & live here.

Same here-we just called them Buddy’s, or Shields, or Jet’s…

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Belafon  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:03:48pm

re: #30 jaunte

Burr just moved “direct” out and substituted “factual.”

Jerry Lundegaard didn’t kill his wife.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:03:51pm

re: #57 Patricia Kayden

Jesus. There’s a capital management dude to avoid like the plague, since he clearly lacks the ability to understand things like ‘evidence’ and ‘not telling lies’.

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retired cynic  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:04:00pm

re: #41 lawhawk

There’s a St Louis style pie, which is a square/rectangular slice with provel cheese. Imo’s is the best of the style.

Yeah, but IMO you might as well be eating the cardboard.

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Old Liberal  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:05:03pm

re: #54 ObserverArt

I mentioned my concern for violence prior to and then after the El Paso rallies. It is going to get worse no doubt. I mentioned 2020 could be worse than 1968. All the makings are there.

I know one thing, more power to the people that go door to door to stump. I almost wonder if the threat of violence is going to hurt Democrats more because the violence will be directed at them?

In Wisconsin we never went to a house to change an opinion. Ain’t gonna happen. We had lists of Dems and we only went to those houses.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:05:18pm

re: #63 Belafon

Jerry Lundegaard didn’t kill his wife.

But he fled the interview….

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Unshaken Defiance  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:05:22pm

Would you order pizza from this person?

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Blind Frog Belly White  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:06:57pm

re: #68 Unshaken Defiance

Would you order pizza from this person?

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Does Sponge Bob live in that guy’s head?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:09:32pm

The days after the 2020 election should be interesting…especially if Trump loses.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:10:07pm

re: #70 Eclectic Cyborg

The days after the 2020 election should be interesting…especially if Trump loses.

A good hangover.

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ObserverArt  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:10:52pm

re: #62 Eric The Fruit Bat

Same here-we just called them Buddy’s, or Shields, or Jet’s…

Jet’s…that’s it. That is where I heard of Detroit Pizza. We have several Jet’s in Columbus now.

If you like a thick chewy crust with a caramelized crust edge and decent cheese and toppings then they are not bad.

I admit, I like to try ‘em all. Some are good, some are bad.

I’ve never been to Sicily!

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lawhawk  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:12:01pm

These are the kind of people Trump and Trump Jr. consider fine people…

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Jay C  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:12:58pm

re: #52 Dr. Matt

And just a few years ago from today’s biggest Never Trumper: Morning Joe attacks ‘elites’ for ignoring Trump supporters: Don’t call them racist, they’re in pain

Yeah: I read that RawStory piece: didn’t age well….

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:14:38pm

re: #70 Eclectic Cyborg

The days after the 2020 election should be interesting…especially if Trump loses.

If he runs he won’t concede, no matter how badly he loses, and it could be a massive landslide.

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BlueGrl21  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:14:45pm

I have a narcissist father. I learned something very important in dealing with him that I am sure Nancy P. knows as well…

The answer is “no.”

We will not discuss, debate, whine, circle into drama, deal with your anger issues, none of it. No. Go away. Go torture flies.

Ilhan Omar is not resigning.

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Belafon  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:15:31pm

re: #75 NO SMOCKING GUN!

If he runs he won’t concede, no matter how badly he loses, and it could be a massive landslide.

It’ll be more fun that way.

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Mike Lamb  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:16:11pm

re: #70 Eclectic Cyborg

The days after the 2020 election should be interesting…especially if Trump loses.

I can’t really imagine a scenario where he goes out gracefully. I think best case scenario is that he does a bunch more rallies post-election and Fox interviews where he insists he’s the greatest president ever.

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BeachDem  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:16:38pm

re: #37 The Vicious Babushka

I found out recently there is something called “Detroit Pizza” which I had never heard of before* and I was born & raised & live here. This is a deep dish pizza where you put down the cheese and then pour the sauce over it.

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Detroit. City of caramelized cheese ‘round the outside.

Detroit Pizza. The boss of pillowy and delicious. Around the outside of our Detroit, you’ll find a layer of caramelized Brick cheese that will make you wonder why all things don’t come with a layer of melted cheese around them.

Legend has it that this style was forged by Detroit autoworkers who used deep industrial pans as cooking equipment. Which just goes to show you that American ingenuity lives on - sometimes in the form of amazing pizza. All praise Detroit.

outsiderspizza.com

I’ve tried outsiders frozen version (most expensive pizza in the frozen food aisle) and found it rather awful.

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ObserverArt  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:16:42pm

re: #66 Old Liberal

In Wisconsin we never went to a house to change an opinion. Ain’t gonna happen. We had lists of Dems and we only went to those houses.

I think that is pretty much the case everywhere. But as crazy as it is now, can you even trust those stats? There are splits in families. The next door neighbors might come out and start something.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:16:50pm

re: #77 Belafon

It’ll be more fun that way.

We don’t want it to be close, that’s for sure, because Trump isn’t beyond inciting violence to try to hang onto power.

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:18:21pm

re: #28 jaunte

Sen. Burr this hour to @frankthorp: “There is no factual evidence of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia.”

he keeps saying this but he doesnt mean this

he means no ‘source’ documents. like they’d be stupid enough to … oh, wait…

in any event the committee has stated (admitted?) they have “a pattern of contacts they have documented

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jaunte  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:21:48pm

re: #43 The Vicious Babushka

Many many conservatives believe this (I wouldn’t be shocked to learn that extended to some SCOTUS justices) but are much quieter about it.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:22:52pm

It will be interesting to see what dirty laundry of Trump’s that Cohen does air out.

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:23:48pm

re: #48 makeitstop

‘…something that would become perhaps a tradition…’

Oh, you mean like the Fourth of July??

moron

were it to happen, he thinks future generations would remember he was the one who did it

asshat

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HappyWarrior  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:24:25pm

re: #84 NO SMOCKING GUN!

It will be interesting to see what dirty laundry of Trump’s that Cohen does air out.

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I don’t doubt that a man with Trump’s history has paid for an abortion and covered it up.

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Scottish Dragon  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:24:52pm
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Maynard Ampersand  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:25:51pm
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HappyWarrior  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:26:04pm

re: #87 Scottish Dragon

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It’s true. A minority of whites owned slaves but every white person benefited from slavery in some way.

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:27:39pm

What a freaking crybaby

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HappyWarrior  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:28:08pm

re: #90 The Vicious Babushka

What a freaking crybaby

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Oh get over yourself

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:28:45pm

re: #62 Eric The Fruit Bat

Same here-we just called them Buddy’s, or Shields, or Jet’s

c’mon

carlucci’s, sal’s, vita’s, antonio’s

nothing with the words hut, best, gourmet, oven, jersey…

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I Would Prefer Not To  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:28:54pm

Needed: someone with photoshop skills

Maga dude

Kingpin from new spiderman pic

Do it for the Lizards!

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A Cranky One  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:29:14pm

re: #85 dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve

were it to happen, he thinks future generations would remember he was the one who did it

asshat

If they were to arrest Trump and perp walk him down Pennsylvania Avenue , I’d bet there’d be a spontaneous, happy parade following him. Let’s give him that parade.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:29:49pm

re: #93 I Would Prefer Not To

Needed: someone with photoshop skills

Maga dude

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Kingpin from new spiderman pic

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Do it for the Lizards!

Where’s Joel Cairo?

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:30:35pm

re: #65 retired cynic

Yeah, but IMO you might as well be eating the cardboard.

re the little white pizza disc from this AM

when i made and delivered domino’s (late 70s), there was no such thing.
cheese would stick to the box lid all the time
no one complained

some people said the box tasted better than the pie

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lawhawk  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:31:03pm

re: #90 The Vicious Babushka

The tweet she’s referring to has 1.8k likes. She’s a fucking liar.

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:31:29pm

re: #70 Eclectic Cyborg

The days after the 2020 election should be interesting…especially if Trump loses.

i know, i know….

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bd (Emergency!)  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:31:55pm

re: #90 The Vicious Babushka

What a freaking crybaby

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Whining about Twitter likes may be the most pathetic thing I have ever seen.

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Old Liberal  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:32:00pm

re: #80 ObserverArt

I think that is pretty much the case everywhere. But as crazy as it is now, can you even trust those stats? There are splits in families. The next door neighbors might come out and start something.

Could happen. I worry about the Census Workers in 2020. Understaffed under-organized underpaid going to every place that didn’t reply. And the right wing will be running down the “illegals” and accusing “cheating “

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Blind Frog Belly White  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:32:02pm

re: #95 HappyWarrior

Where’s Joel Cairo?

I think you mean Caspar Gutman?

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Blind Frog Belly White  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:33:45pm

re: #101 Blind Frog Belly White

“Kasper”, apparently…


“By gad, sir! You are a character!”
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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:33:49pm

re: #83 jaunte

Many many conservatives believe this (I wouldn’t be shocked to learn that extended to some SCOTUS justices) but are much quieter about it.

yeah, the one who’s life is constantly being threatened at gunpoint is the one in charge

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VaughnIAM  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:34:19pm

re: #22 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

deleted

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Scottish Dragon  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:35:16pm
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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:35:50pm

re: #90 The Vicious Babushka

What a freaking crybaby

Hey Twitter! This Tweet had THOUSANDS of “likes” an hour ago - suddenly it’s down to 99. Twitter management is removing “likes” from conservatives now?

who has time to check this shit?

does narcissism run rampant in the R community? i guess it does.

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KGxvi  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:35:56pm

re: #81 NO SMOCKING GUN!

We don’t want it to be close, that’s for sure, because Trump isn’t beyond inciting violence to try to hang onto power.

Ok, I know I said I was done earlier, but I’m bored… so I created this map based on the Morning Consult tracker. The blue states are where Trump has disapproval of 50% or higher, the red states are where he has approval of 50% or higher, and the remaining states are the toss up states:

That seems like a bad place to start off a re-election campaign.

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KGxvi  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:37:17pm

re: #94 A Cranky One

If they were to arrest Trump and perp walk him down Pennsylvania Avenue , I’d bet there’d be a spontaneous, happy parade following him. Let’s give him that parade.

Hell, they’d re-enact it every year like the stations of the cross in Jerusalem. Only much more celebratory.

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Scottish Dragon  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:38:06pm
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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:39:37pm

re: #109 Scottish Dragon

White boy giving us all agency! Hey, give me some agency since you are so damned generous in handing shit out that we all possess in the first fucking place without any need for your whitesplaining patronizing jackassery….

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makeitstop  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:39:39pm

re: #93 I Would Prefer Not To

Needed: someone with photoshop skills

Maga dude

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Kingpin from new spiderman pic

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Do it for the Lizards!

Sorry, there is no way to possibly make that ball of goo look any worse.

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ObserverArt  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:41:18pm

re: #90 The Vicious Babushka

What a freaking crybaby

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Hasn’t Ann Jumped The Shark yet???

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:41:36pm
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Old Liberal  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:41:59pm

re: #105 Scottish Dragon

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The whole idea that skin pigmentation is a basis for anything is ridiculous.

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William Lewis  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:42:45pm

re: #100 Old Liberal

Could happen. I worry about the Census Workers in 2020. Understaffed under-organized underpaid going to every place that didn’t reply. And the right wing will be running down the “illegals” and accusing “cheating “

I worked the 2010 census as an enumerator. I kept a pocket constitution handy with the census bit bookmarked. It was the best weapon to use on a wing nut.

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jaunte  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:44:25pm

Trans panic today in the South Dakota lege:

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jaunte  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:45:04pm
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Scottish Dragon  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:45:50pm
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Old Liberal  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:47:28pm

re: #115 William Lewis

I worked the 2010 census as an enumerator. I kept a pocket constitution handy with the census bit bookmarked. It was the best weapon to use on a wing nut.

I worked the 2000. There were a lot of anti census doofuses who said you could only record name, address, age due to the constitution. I replied that i could understand if they didn’t want to report that they had no indoor plumbing as a constitutional privacy issue. Usually that got them quit being assholes.

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:49:12pm
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Nyet  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:50:30pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:52:13pm
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lawhawk  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:52:30pm
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HappyWarrior  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:52:35pm

re: #118 Scottish Dragon

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Stefan is an idiot.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:55:13pm

re: #124 HappyWarrior

Stefan is an idiot.

Worse, a complete racist.

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Nyet  Feb 12, 2019 • 1:56:00pm

Moly loves him some Polish nationalists too.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:00:47pm

re: #123 lawhawk

“Congress Agrees To $1.3 Billion For Protective Border Fencers”

Dutifully standing En Garde for all of us.

//

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A Cranky One  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:04:13pm

re: #127 Eclectic Cyborg

“Congress Agrees To $1.3 Billion For Protective Border Fencers”

Dutifully standing En Garde for all of us.

//

The immigrant’s plans will be foiled.

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William Lewis  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:07:13pm

I’ll be there to saberage the champagne. Hey, with 1.3 B budget, why settle for beer?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:08:52pm

re: #128 A Cranky One

The immigrant’s plans will be foiled.

I admire your rapier wit.

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:12:40pm

re: #128 A Cranky One

The immigrant’s plans will be foiled.

brilliant riposte

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MsJ  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:13:58pm

El Chapo…guilty on all charges.

I am honestly shocked. It did not sound to me like this was the way it was going. Shows what I know.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:15:09pm

re: #124 HappyWarrior

Stefan is an idiot.

He’s a disciple of Murray Rothbard. So quite naturally he’s every bit the racist his Anarcho-Capitalist master was!

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EPR-radar  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:17:22pm

re: #127 Eclectic Cyborg

“Congress Agrees To $1.3 Billion For Protective Border Fencers”

Dutifully standing En Garde for all of us.

//

“When told the border fencers were named Athos, Aramis and Porthos, one GOP Senator objected ‘They sound French, and will probably just run away at the first sign of a fight.’”

Having said that, the Senator quickly ducked into a private office to avoid any further questions.

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Teddy's Person  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:19:36pm

Feeble attempt at damage control.

“President Trump condemns all acts of violence against any individual or group of people - including members of the press. We ask that anyone attending an event do so in a peaceful and respectful manner,” Sanders said in a release Tuesday.

This feels a lot like the fine print companies put on their products to avoid liability.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:21:52pm

re: #135 Teddy’s Person

Feeble attempt at damage control.

This feels a lot like the fine print companies put on their products to avoid liability.

1000% THIS.

Or when they are shamed into making a public apology after repeatedly doubling down on offensive bullshit.

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Dr. Matt  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:28:07pm

Has the violent MAGA terrorist from last night been identified yet?

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CongoJack  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:29:22pm

Well, this movie will be a date night for me and the mrs.

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Teddy's Person  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:29:59pm

re: #136 Eclectic Cyborg

1000% THIS.

Or when they are shamed into making a public apology after repeatedly doubling down on offensive bullshit.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they do these kinds of statements behind Trump’s back (possibly at the advice of WH councel) since there’s usually a subsequent tweet that negates the “apology.”

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Kilroy was here  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:33:04pm

(Taken from my trapped wife’s phone phone being held over here shoulder)
l Claim this Heating Pad in the name of Spain!

and this will teach you not to roll so close to your desk

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:33:41pm

re: #140 Kilroy was here

(Taken from my trapped wife’s phone phone being held over here shoulder)
l Claim this Heating Pad in the name of Spain!

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and this will teach you not to roll so close to your desk

Accidentally rolled over my cat’s tail when he did this once. He may be a dumbass, but he was smart enough never to do that again.

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:34:32pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:38:06pm

re: #142 Patricia Kayden

GOP response: “Hey, look, we made more poor people! Let’s do it again! They’ll be voters for us far into the future!”

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sagehen  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:38:42pm

re: #134 EPR-radar

“When told the border fencers were named Athos, Aramis and Porthos, one GOP Senator objected ‘They sound French, and will probably just run away at the first sign of a fight.’”

Having said that, the Senator quickly ducked into a private office to avoid any further questions.

Why no D’Artagnan? He’s always the cute one….

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:38:54pm

re: #144 sagehen

Why no D’Artagnan? He’s always the cute one….

He cost too much.

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jaunte  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:39:29pm
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Barefoot Grin  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:41:42pm
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terraincognita  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:43:01pm

re: #107 KGxvi

Just a feeling from the upper midwest—there is no way, no how Wisconsin and Michigan will go Trump in 2020. Take the blue you have for these states and make it midnight blue.

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ObserverArt  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:44:14pm

re: #135 Teddy’s Person

Feeble attempt at damage control.

This feels a lot like the fine print companies put on their products to avoid liability.

We may tell them to go attack the media, but we hope they know it is just political rally pep talk and that they really should remain peaceful, respectful and lawful at all times.

Back of the ticket to the Trump Rally:
If you get arrested for any illegal activity do not look for The Trump for President VICTORY Campaign for legal or monetary assistance.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:50:27pm

re: #149 ObserverArt

“By using this ticket you agree to release all liability and hold Donald Trump and his family, associates, companies, agents, lawyers and other affiliated individuals completely harmless for any damages that you may incur or that may be incurred against you during the course of this rally. You do NOT however agree to release liability for George Soros and the Deep State for same. MAGA!”

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ObserverArt  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:50:46pm

re: #146 jaunte

Oliver Willis ✔
@owillis
Trump wants to gut housing for military families to pay for his wall shareblue.com

5:36 PM - Feb 12, 2019

Who the fuck is he keeping safe anyway?

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Single-handed sailor  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:50:49pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:51:39pm

re: #151 ObserverArt

Who the fuck is he keeping safe anyway?

Evangelical churches and other people named Trump?

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:52:20pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:52:31pm

re: #107 KGxvi

Ok, I know I said I was done earlier, but I’m bored… so I created this map based on the Morning Consult tracker. The blue states are where Trump has disapproval of 50% or higher, the red states are where he has approval of 50% or higher, and the remaining states are the toss up states:

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That seems like a bad place to start off a re-election campaign.

His only two hopes are 1) the GOP succeeds in demonizing his opponent to make her very unpopular like they did Clinton and 2) An independent draws lopsidedly from Democratic voters to let Trump squeak through in enough states to get to 270. Trump basically needs a replay of 2016.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:53:29pm

re: #78 Mike Lamb

I can’t really imagine a scenario where he goes out gracefully. I think best case scenario is that he does a bunch more rallies post-election and Fox interviews where he insists he’s the greatest president ever.

and maintains his innocence

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Teddy's Person  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:53:34pm

re: #151 ObserverArt

Who the fuck is he keeping safe anyway?

Trump administration grift.

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Jay C  Feb 12, 2019 • 2:55:40pm

re: #120 Patricia Kayden

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OK, I’ll admit I’m not up on - and should definitely read up about - what proposals, exactly, are in the “Green New Deal”, but WTF is Barasso talking about? “Banning” ice cream? All meat? All dairy? SRSLY??

ADD: just read the Wiki on the GND: nothing about ice cream or hamburgers. So, like his idol Trump (who also tweeted some idiocy about it), Sen. Barasso is blathering nonsense. Like most Republicans…

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:00:08pm

re: #122 The Vicious Babushka

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One of the reasons I’m glad that Justice Roberts decided not to virtually end abortion rights in Louisiana Friday is that if he had, the one remaining doctor in the state who could perform abortions would have become an assassination target of these terrorists.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:00:09pm

I wonder if we could get the GND to include environmentally friendly Taco Trucks on every corner?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:01:17pm

re: #160 Eclectic Cyborg

I wonder if we could get the GND to include environmentally friendly Taco Trucks on every corner?

as long as they serve only vegan tacos

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Single-handed sailor  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:03:33pm
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jaunte  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:07:25pm

More tax cuts for the rich should solve this.

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:10:44pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:10:45pm

re: #142 Patricia Kayden

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Since MAGAts are psychopaths, this information will fill them with glee, and they’ll demand Trump shutdown the government again to leave all federal workers broke and homeless.

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Jay C  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:11:09pm

re: #163 jaunte

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More tax cuts for the rich should solve this.

Job opportunities in the automotive repossession industry! MAGA!!

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retired cynic  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:11:22pm

re: #164 The Vicious Babushka

Oh, NOW you’ve done it!

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:11:42pm

re: #164 The Vicious Babushka

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Looks delicious!!

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ObserverArt  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:12:08pm

re: #155 NO SMOCKING GUN!

His only two hopes are 1) the GOP succeeds in demonizing his opponent to make her very unpopular like they did Clinton and 2) An independent draws lopsidedly from Democratic voters to let Trump squeak through in enough states to get to 270. Trump basically needs a replay of 2016.

Her?

Is there someone you want to tell us about?

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William Lewis  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:13:51pm

re: #138 CongoJack

Well, this movie will be a date night for me and the mrs.

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I now have 2 must see in theater movies this year: Captain Marvel and Yesterday.

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:16:21pm

OFFS this is the worst thing they can say about Kamala

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:17:22pm

re: #169 ObserverArt

Her?

Is there someone you want to tell us about?

I guess I could’ve used “it”, but since the Democratic nominee is about as likely to be a woman as a man, maybe even moreso, it seemed more appropriate than “him”.

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William Lewis  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:17:47pm

re: #148 terraincognita

Just a feeling from the upper midwest—there is no way, no how Wisconsin and Michigan will go Trump in 2020. Take the blue you have for these states and make it midnight blue.

Don’t underestimate the power of racism and misogyny to make people line up to vote for Darth Vader even if he were killing them immediately after.

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KGxvi  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:19:38pm

re: #155 NO SMOCKING GUN!

His only two hopes are 1) the GOP succeeds in demonizing his opponent to make her very unpopular like they did Clinton and 2) An independent draws lopsidedly from Democratic voters to let Trump squeak through in enough states to get to 270. Trump basically needs a replay of 2016.

There was 30 years of history to demonize Clinton with. Whomever is the nominee in 2020 isn’t going to have that. And no matter how hard he tries to make it about his opponent, a presidential election with an incumbent running is always a referendum on the incumbent.

As for an independent candidate, I just don’t see it happening. Schultz has no constituency that will get him traction. If there’s a couple of states where it’s close, the Dems will need to redouble GOTV efforts. I also suspect that there may be more likely that a Libertarian nominee (if it’s another former Republican who has held office) might draw significantly from Trump the way that Johnson did in 2016. (A vote for a third party nominee that would normally go to the Republican nominee is a good thing)

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ObserverArt  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:19:42pm

re: #158 Jay C

OK, I’ll admit I’m not up on - and should definitely read up about - what proposals, exactly, are in the “Green New Deal”, but WTF is Barasso talking about? “Banning” ice cream? All meat? All dairy? SRSLY??

ADD: just read the Wiki on the GND: nothing about ice cream or hamburgers. So, like his idol Trump (who also tweeted some idiocy about it), Sen. Barasso is blathering nonsense. Like most Republicans…

Barasso is an assho’, just like Pablo Picasso.*

He and all the rest of them know what they are doing, scaring the shit out the brainless Trump backers.

They should be embarrassed, but they are far from capable of that.

*See Private Tag

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KGxvi  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:25:09pm

re: #158 Jay C

OK, I’ll admit I’m not up on - and should definitely read up about - what proposals, exactly, are in the “Green New Deal”, but WTF is Barasso talking about? “Banning” ice cream? All meat? All dairy? SRSLY??

ADD: just read the Wiki on the GND: nothing about ice cream or hamburgers. So, like his idol Trump (who also tweeted some idiocy about it), Sen. Barasso is blathering nonsense. Like most Republicans…

pretty sure the logic is:

all the methane gas comes from cow farts! they want to make us all vegan homos and kill of the cows so their farts don’t destroy the world

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:25:37pm

re: #174 KGxvi

There was 30 years of history to demonize Clinton with. Whomever is the nominee in 2020 isn’t going to have that. And no matter how hard he tries to make it about his opponent, a presidential election with an incumbent running is always a referendum on the incumbent.

As for an independent candidate, I just don’t see it happening. Schultz has no constituency that will get him traction. If there’s a couple of states where it’s close, the Dems will need to redouble GOTV efforts. I also suspect that there may be more likely that a Libertarian nominee (if it’s another former Republican who has held office) might draw significantly from Trump the way that Johnson did in 2016. (A vote for a third party nominee that would normally go to the Republican nominee is a good thing)

We can’t be complacent though. The Berniebros will blast the nominee as a “corporate sellout” “just like Trump” and Russia will redouble its efforts to promote Jill Stein or whoever the Green Party nominee is.

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Old Liberal  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:26:24pm

re: #173 William Lewis

Don’t underestimate the power of racism and misogyny to make people line up to vote for Darth Vader even if he were killing them immediately after.

Wisconsin became a dark place. They killed it and still have it by the throat. I left.

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Jack Burton  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:27:34pm

re: #177 NO SMOCKING GUN!

We can’t be complacent though. The Berniebros will blast the nominee as a “corporate sellout” “just like Trump” and Russia will redouble its efforts to promote Jill Stein or whoever the Green Party nominee is.

They are already trying to pull this shit on Beto O’Rourke and Kamala Harris.

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jaunte  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:29:04pm
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ObserverArt  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:29:12pm

re: #172 NO SMOCKING GUN!

I guess I could’ve used “it”, but since the Democratic nominee is about as likely to be a woman as a man, maybe even moreso, it seemed more appropriate than “him”.

Them!

…demonizing his opponent to make them very unpopular…

I thought maybe you had a prediction for us.

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:31:59pm
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William Lewis  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:32:27pm

re: #154 Patricia Kayden

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GOP delenda est!

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:35:59pm
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Mike Lamb  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:36:32pm

re: #174 KGxvi

There was 30 years of history to demonize Clinton with. Whomever is the nominee in 2020 isn’t going to have that. And no matter how hard he tries to make it about his opponent, a presidential election with an incumbent running is always a referendum on the incumbent.

As for an independent candidate, I just don’t see it happening. Schultz has no constituency that will get him traction. If there’s a couple of states where it’s close, the Dems will need to redouble GOTV efforts. I also suspect that there may be more likely that a Libertarian nominee (if it’s another former Republican who has held office) might draw significantly from Trump the way that Johnson did in 2016. (A vote for a third party nominee that would normally go to the Republican nominee is a good thing)

Correction…Hillary had a history of being demonized for 30 years.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:36:51pm

re: #181 ObserverArt

Them!

…demonizing his opponent to make them very unpopular…

I thought maybe you had a prediction for us.

I don’t have a clue who will be the nominee. Its so early, I don’t even have a preference.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:38:51pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:39:14pm

re: #177 NO SMOCKING GUN!

We can’t be complacent though. The Berniebros will blast the nominee as a “corporate sellout” “just like Trump” and Russia will redouble its efforts to promote Jill Stein or whoever the Green Party nominee is.

They are already doing this — and have for months.

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:40:15pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:40:56pm

re: #188 Hecuba’s daughter

They are already doing this — and have for months.

Bernie or bust!

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Belafon  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:40:59pm

re: #69 Blind Frog Belly White

Does Sponge Bob live in that guy’s head?

Rent-free, from the looks of it.

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KGxvi  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:42:20pm

re: #188 Hecuba’s daughter

They are already doing this — and have for months.

I wonder how many Bernie Bros were PUMAs in 2008, like is there just a certain percentage of Democrats that want to piss in the tent rather than piss out of the tent?

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Hecuba's daughter  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:46:02pm

re: #192 KGxvi

I wonder how many Bernie Bros were PUMAs in 2008, like is there just a certain percentage of Democrats that want to piss in the tent rather than piss out of the tent?

I doubt there is any real overlap in the ideology. They were more likely to be Obama supporters than Clinton supporters in 2008.

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ObserverArt  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:48:45pm

re: #190 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Bernie or bust!

I’d like to bust Bernie.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:50:01pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:52:57pm

re: #195 NO SMOCKING GUN!

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That was such a painful posting to read. A reminder of how evil the NRA is and how it has warped the minds and souls of so many of our fellow citizens.

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jeffreyw  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:55:23pm

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 12, 2019 • 3:59:09pm

re: #197 jeffreyw

Now that looks yum.

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Semper Fi  Feb 12, 2019 • 4:04:13pm

re: #37 The Vicious Babushka

I found out recently there is something called “Detroit Pizza” which I had never heard of before* and I was born & raised & live here. This is a deep dish pizza where you put down the cheese and then pour the sauce over it.

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Decatur Deb  Feb 12, 2019 • 4:05:10pm

re: #161 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

as long as they serve only vegan tacos

Mess with the cows all you like, but y’all need to understand that I am far more likely to turn cannibal than vegan.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Feb 12, 2019 • 4:13:06pm

re: #200 Decatur Deb

Mess with the cows all you like, but y’all need to understand that I am far more likely to turn cannibal than vegan.

I could give up Carne Asada completely if there’s Carnitas, Al Pastor, and Chile Verde.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Feb 12, 2019 • 4:13:37pm

re: #197 jeffreyw

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Oh no! Who killed the pepperoni????????

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Decatur Deb  Feb 12, 2019 • 4:14:57pm

re: #201 Blind Frog Belly White

I could give up Carne Asada completely if there’s Carnitas, Al Pastor, and Chile Verde.

There’s more than one way to lower a carbon footprint.

Republican, the Other White Meat.

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KGxvi  Feb 12, 2019 • 4:17:20pm

re: #201 Blind Frog Belly White

I could give up Carne Asada completely if there’s Carnitas, Al Pastor, and Chile Verde.

That’s a red line I’m not willing to cross.

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jeffreyw  Feb 12, 2019 • 4:57:10pm

re: #202 Joe Bacon 🌹

Oh no! Who killed the pepperoni????????

I’m remodeling the kitchen and relying on a toaster oven. Went with a Kroger deli pie and added ham, pepperoni, and a sprinkle more of mozz. Making do. Finally found the fricken oregano.

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Barefoot Grin  Feb 12, 2019 • 5:14:49pm

re: #84 NO SMOCKING GUN!

It will be interesting to see what dirty laundry of Trump’s that Cohen does air out.

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