The Bob Cesca Podcast: Don’t Mess With Me

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show, powered by The Spiggle Law Firm:

Don’t Mess With Me — NSFW! Jody Hamilton and TRex David Ferguson are here; We recap Wednesday’s impeachment testimony; Nancy Pelosi requests articles of impeachment from Judiciary; Pelosi hammers a Sinclair reporter; Professor Karlan and Barron-gate; Trump’s excuse for his ‘do us a favor though’ demand; Kamala for VP; The new Joe Biden ad is a home run; Hillary Clinton on Howard Stern; US Attorney rejects Barr’s deep state conspiracy; With music by C.C. Grace and Gin Chocolate And Bottle Rockets; and more!

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 5, 2019 • 2:55:38pm
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Patricia Kayden  Dec 5, 2019 • 2:56:19pm

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Sherlock Hound  Dec 5, 2019 • 2:58:16pm

FU, Cenk!

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Dec 5, 2019 • 2:58:31pm
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Dangerman (misuser of the sarc tag)  Dec 5, 2019 • 2:59:49pm

danger’s out

carbonara for dinner

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Dread Pirate  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:03:14pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:07:56pm

re: #3 Sherlock Hound

FU, Cenk!

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After Cenk endlessly stuck shivs in Kamala, Let him just whizz off!

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Shropshire Slasher  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:10:27pm

I think I saw this in a movie about aging rock stars, life imitates art I guess .

And this Thursday Madonna let her 14.6 million Instagram followers in on the ‘rehab’ she has been undergoing with help from osteopath Jean Michel Ete.

The 61-year-old pop diva posted a video of herself having her blood drawn, mixed with ozone gas and then reinserted with an IV drip - known as autohemotherapy. ‘Infusing the blood………….Vitamin drip…………..Tibetan bowls……..singing and meditation. ………….. Felt amazing afterwards !!’ Madonna wrote on Instagram.

dailymail.co.uk

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:13:28pm

re: #3 Sherlock Hound

FU, Cenk!

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Narrator’s Voice: Once again, Bernie will not be the candidate.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:15:03pm

re: #9 Backwoods_Sleuth

Narrator’s Voice: Once again, Bernie will not be the candidate.

No, but we might end up with a final three of Biden, Bernie and Tulsi.

Which would suck.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:15:38pm

re: #10 Eclectic Cyborg

No, but we might end up with a final three of Biden, Bernie and Tulsi.

Which would suck.

Warren for the win

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:16:05pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:17:05pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:19:08pm

re: #11 I Would Prefer Not To

Warren for the win

I fear she will be sabotaged somewhere along the way.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:21:30pm
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Charles Johnson  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:21:54pm

Joe Biden’s biggest liability has always been his big mouth. He’s gonna sink himself with it one of these days.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:22:21pm

re: #14 Eclectic Cyborg

I fear she will be sabotaged somewhere along the way.

they will try. She fits back.

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William Lewis  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:22:30pm

re: #10 Eclectic Cyborg

Shudder. At that point I make my son claim political asylum in Canada and I form a guerrilla cell…

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Charles Johnson  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:23:09pm

And by big mouth I don’t necessarily mean loud. The gaffe reputation is well-deserved.

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William Lewis  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:23:26pm

re: #16 Charles Johnson

Joe Biden’s biggest liability has always been his big mouth. He’s gonna sink himself with it one of these days.

I just pray it’s soon before he does more damage to the race.

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Shropshire Slasher  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:23:35pm

re: #16 Charles Johnson

Biden didn’t need to yell at an elderly man, since the elderly make up the biggest voting bloc.

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garzooma  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:25:00pm

re: #16 Charles Johnson

Joe Biden’s biggest liability has always been his big mouth. He’s gonna sink himself with it one of these days.

I’d like to see more of his big mouth when he’s accused of things by Trump.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:27:18pm

re: #21 Shropshire Slasher

Biden didn’t need to yell at an elderly man, since the elderly make up the biggest voting bloc.

he’s an elderly man himself…yelling is what they do

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:27:55pm

re: #19 Charles Johnson

And by big mouth I don’t necessarily mean loud. The gaffe reputation is well-deserved.

This is why, if we have to settle for someone old, I’d rather Warren.

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makeitstop  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:28:53pm

Hunter may refuse to step down, but he’s not going to be doing much if he stays on…

They should pay him per vote. Heh.

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Shropshire Slasher  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:29:44pm

re: #23 Backwoods_Sleuth

I guess you are never too old to be a bully.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:29:46pm

I’m all for giving it back to the right. I’m a big fan of it, in fact. But Biden does it in a way that’s just, I don’t know, off. Calling that guy fat and challenging him to a push-up contest is a perfect example. Sure, the guy was being an idiot but what’s with the fat-shaming? You can come back at him without that. Come on Joe.

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retired cynic  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:30:19pm

Charlie Pierce says about Nancy Pelosi this morning: “I could be wrong, but I think she’s got this.”

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Charles Johnson  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:32:05pm

re: #28 retired cynic

Charlie Pierce says about Nancy Pelosi this morning: “I could be wrong, but I think she’s got this.”

I have nothing bad to say about what Pelosi did, though. Rosen deserves it, that hack.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:32:55pm

re: #29 Charles Johnson

I have nothing bad to say about what Pelosi did, though. Rosen deserves it, that hack.

She should have brought up those harassment claims and thrown them in his fucking face!

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Semper Fi  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:34:56pm

re: #27 Charles Johnson

I’m all for giving it back to the right. I’m a big fan of it, in fact. But Biden does it in a way that’s just, I don’t know, off. Calling that guy fat and challenging him to a push-up contest is a perfect example. Sure, the guy was being an idiot but what’s with the fat-shaming? You can come back at him without that. Come on Joe.

It offends a lot of overweight voters too…a significant percentage of the population.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:37:09pm
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makeitstop  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:37:15pm

Speaking of that Pelaton ad…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:38:55pm
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fern01  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:39:55pm

re: #1 Barefoot Grin

Notice how the lady is talking to the person seated on the other side - and trump is trying to join the conversation.

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:40:46pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:42:38pm
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garzooma  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:45:42pm

re: #33 makeitstop

Speaking of that Pelaton ad…

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A question I haven’t seen asked: Why isn’t the wife buying the husband an exercise machine?

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Shropshire Slasher  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:46:08pm

re: #31 Semper Fi

It’s my jeans…

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retired cynic  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:46:19pm

Mayor Pete Just Broke Charles P. Pierce’s First Law of Economics

I am saddened to inform the assembled that Pete Buttigieg has gotten himself crossways with the shebeen’s First Law of Economics. To wit: Fck the Deficit. People got no jobs. People got no money. According to Liz Goodwin of the Boston Globe on the electric Twitter machine, Buttigieg took advantage of a gaggle on the campaign trail to unburden himself of several dubious notions.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:47:08pm

re: #38 garzooma

A question I haven’t seen asked: Why isn’t the wife buying the husband an exercise machine?

This nontroversary is pissing me off and I couldn’t give the first shit about Pelaton.

Christ.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:47:27pm
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fern01  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:48:07pm

re: #27 Charles Johnson

I’m all for giving it back to the right. I’m a big fan of it, in fact. But Biden does it in a way that’s just, I don’t know, off. Calling that guy fat and challenging him to a push-up contest is a perfect example. Sure, the guy was being an idiot but what’s with the fat-shaming? You can come back at him without that. Come on Joe.

President Obama could do it, Nancy Pelosi can do it - Biden - just doesn’t have the words.

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Shropshire Slasher  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:48:43pm

re: #41 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Only 19 days till Christmas.
christmascountdownlive.com

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guachi  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:49:33pm

re: #38 garzooma

Peloton cycles are almost entirely used by women. Unlike a similar product, Zwift (which I use), that is very heavily male dominated in its use

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makeitstop  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:52:32pm

This guy rocks.

When a professional musician sits down at a public piano…

Somewhere, Jerry Lee Lewis is smiling.

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garzooma  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:52:46pm

re: #27 Charles Johnson

I’m all for giving it back to the right. I’m a big fan of it, in fact. But Biden does it in a way that’s just, I don’t know, off. […]

One thing I find off is how he doesn’t “pick on someone your own size”. While Biden is yelling at a guy for repeating something the President of the United States is saying, the President’s lawyer is in Ukraine with a graduate of KGB school, and son of an KGB agent, creating new lies. This is what Biden should be talking about, and a lot.

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:58:23pm

I put on the whipped cream just before serving.

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Dread Pirate  Dec 5, 2019 • 3:58:54pm
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makeitstop  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:05:49pm

Threat, reaffirmed…

They are insane.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:09:19pm

re: #50 makeitstop

Threat, reaffirmed…

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They are insane.

At this point, I want to see Rudy go to jail more than trump.

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:10:34pm
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Ace Rothstein  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:16:59pm

Someone here with good Photoshop skillz needs to take that picture of Pelosi and give it a Renaissance painting effect.

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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:17:24pm

re: #50 makeitstop

Threat, reaffirmed…

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They are insane.

They are only insane if they face consequences for their treasonous actions. As Nancy says, “All roads lead to Putin”. In 2017, the GOP (except for Rand Paul and a couple congressmen) was in lockstep against Putin; now they are being assimilated into the Putin fan club. It almost appears as though the term RINO is now being applied to those who wish to stand up against Putin. Let’s see if enough will actually stand up for our nation to rid us of this administration or if we doomed to join the long history of powerful nations that collapsed basically from within.

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Belafon  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:22:50pm

re: #16 Charles Johnson

Joe Biden’s biggest liability has always been his big mouth. He’s gonna sink himself with it one of these days.

While that is true, if Biden’s biggest liability is his mouth, he’s sitting in a good position. The occasional misstatements happen to all of us.

We on the left need to stop expecting our candidates to be perfect. Is he going to screw over the poor, minorities, or women? Is he going to go out of his way to piss off our allies and coddle dictators?

He’s not my top choice (she just left the race), but he’s not Trump, Steyer, Bloomberg, Sanders, Yang, or Pete.

He’s in the group I’m not going to get worked up about.

As for Warren, if they attack her, it had better make Democrats more determined, not sitting there going “I knew this would happen” and rock on the floor with their knees pulled up to their chest.

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Belafon  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:24:54pm

re: #33 makeitstop

Speaking of that Pelaton ad…

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I was looking, and Pelaton lost 14% of its stock price after that ad came out.

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:27:26pm

re: #23 Backwoods_Sleuth

he’s an elderly man himself…yelling is what they do

HEY, I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!!!

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Dread Pirate  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:28:13pm
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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:28:34pm

re: #50 makeitstop

Threat, reaffirmed…

They are insane.

And the Republicans don’t care/are actively supporting this attack on our constitution.

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:30:57pm
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jaunte  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:32:28pm
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Belafon  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:33:12pm

Having said everything I said, a push-up contest is stupid.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:33:12pm

Wow. This is the propaganda outfit Roger Simon is now working for: en.wikipedia.org

Some really bad shit here. Connected with the German far right, radically pro-Trump, anti-vaccination, QAnon, the whole ball of noxious wax.

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Dread Pirate  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:33:52pm
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Charles Johnson  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:33:54pm

I really hadn’t paid much attention to the Epoch Times, but yowza.

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Belafon  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:34:10pm

re: #60 The Pie Overlord!

I think the legal term is “somebody else wore my pants” according to what I saw yesterday.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:35:10pm

re: #23 Backwoods_Sleuth

he’s an elderly man himself…yelling is what they do

WHAT? GET OFF MY LAWN GODDAMIT!

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Dread Pirate  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:35:59pm

re: #66 Belafon

I think the legal term is “somebody else wore my pants” according to what I saw yesterday.

You hear that phrase a lot on Live PD.

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:39:48pm

re: #31 Semper Fi

It offends a lot of overweight voters too…a significant percentage of the population.

I’d still vote for him, but I’d put a little extra butter on my toast before I headed out for the poll.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:43:59pm

re: #66 Belafon

I think the legal term is “somebody else wore my pants” according to what I saw yesterday.

Nah. Is the SODDI defense… Some other dude did it.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:59:58pm
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retired cynic  Dec 5, 2019 • 4:59:59pm

Just got an email from Julian Castro that his campaign has qualified for the December debate, and now needs money for ads. I gave pittances to him, to Harris and O’Rourke. I must be the kiss of death! Harris was my first choice. Would now love to see her as VP or AG. The other two I hope will be in the cabinet in some way. Now I have to hope Booker keeps going.

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A hollow voice says, Impeachmoot now!  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:04:21pm

dyGPdTsnzir1Vz5OxOyrjh6263qBRZNu3BXMgcaSJdk0UY2E3sVyZhRCGNdSK8B6

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:05:27pm

re: #71 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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tRump speaks the words but they mean nothing to him.

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jaunte  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:09:34pm

Ohio Man jumps into lead, challenging Florida Man title.

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retired cynic  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:18:33pm

re: #75 jaunte

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Ohio Man jumps into lead, challenging Florida Man title.

zowee!

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Belafon  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:19:30pm

We had been getting inundated with Steyer ads, now we’re getting Bloomberg ones.

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:23:24pm

re: #75 jaunte

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Ohio Man jumps into lead, challenging Florida Man title.

Goodbye, Columbus!

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:24:12pm

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:27:05pm

Welp, this sucks.

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mmmirele  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:28:33pm

I managed to mess up the first day in the new office by…

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And then the evil too big to fail bank wonders why there is a backlog of HR complaints? seekingalpha.com

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Belafon  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:28:58pm

re: #75 jaunte

I want a “quantum physics generator.”

The article is actually funny.

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retired cynic  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:29:31pm

re: #80 The Pie Overlord!

Welp, this sucks.

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another zowee!

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BeachDem  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:34:32pm

re: #82 Belafon

I want a “quantum physics generator.”

The article is actually funny.

The Dispatch header is pretty out there—the story, and the reports on the TV station pages are not quite so hysterical. I know that neighborhood well—had friends who lived right around the corner.

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mmmirele  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:36:02pm

re: #75 jaunte

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Ohio Man jumps into lead, challenging Florida Man title.

Well, it wasn’t the “Nuclear Boy Scout,” David Hahn. He died three years ago (drug and alcohol use). Of course I had to check to make sure, but this guy is in Ohio and Hahn lived in Michigan.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:39:32pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:40:40pm
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retired cynic  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:42:02pm

re: #86 Backwoods_Sleuth

If there was just some way to take anti-vaxxers and rub their noses in that every hour on the hour for as long as they live. They are just flat out killing people. And that doesn’t count those that are permanently damaged! grrrrrrrrr

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:46:18pm

This seems like a great idea.

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:46:37pm

re: #87 Backwoods_Sleuth

I hope Rudy spends the rest of his pathetic life behind bars with a 350-pound cellmate.

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retired cynic  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:47:43pm

re: #90 Ace Rothstein

I hope Rudy spends the rest of his pathetic life behind bars with a 350-pound cellmate.

It’s hard on the cellmate, but I hope he has a problem with flatulence.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:50:57pm

JFC

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retired cynic  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:52:00pm

re: #93 Charles Johnson

JFC

[Embedded content]

Who could be surprised? He says all the quiet stuff out loud already!

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:52:07pm

re: #89 The Pie Overlord!

This seems like a great idea.

[Embedded content]

And I hope they wipe their asses with the subpoenas and send them back to tRump and company.

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steve_davis  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:52:18pm

re: #75 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Ohio Man jumps into lead, challenging Florida Man title.

I’m not a physicist, but his description sounds like “raving moron” territory. Now on the other hand, there was the boy scout back in the 1970’s who built a nuclear device as part of a science fair project, ordering hundreds of surplus smoke detectors and then concentrating the thorium from them. As I recall, they discovered his device because a government vehicle with a geiger counter caught the whiff of radiation while driving down a side street.

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retired cynic  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:55:31pm

re: #97 gocart mozart

Love Rachael!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:56:09pm
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retired cynic  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:57:34pm

re: #99 retired cynic

Love Rachael!

Sorry! I like this, but the photo confused me!

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Charles Johnson  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:58:18pm

Uox2PBRVq56Ei8kuwqxydBUlYy1uVPL7K+DJGdaCW7mt9CtmuTGmDpuMwJ9jCuW0YMeVH0YO1ariXMm553fK+1Mtcvafnw2ya7hmLRXjQnGkBNefEB4TV/ZSJMb9Fteo3G9A+PnsDQCts0Vqo9Tj4Oxu4SngJSTJDOYJsuLvV26AKYyY4Dyu/CDdn+5FGf86em76k/7uTuSVMoSA9G1aoDGa380gCG0S6C4D7dXGWvGu5m3hIBczmmGnrhGCkqKsLvuDJzXHDCQ=

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 5, 2019 • 5:59:23pm
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Charles Johnson  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:00:23pm
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Patricia Kayden  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:02:01pm

Pro-life, my behind.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:04:03pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:10:09pm

BUTTER EMAILS!!1!!1!!!

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Jay C  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:11:31pm

re: #95 Eventual Carrion

re: #89 The Pie Overlord!

This seems like a great idea.

[Embedded content]

And I hope they wipe their asses with the subpoenas and send them back to tRump and company.

It may sound ludicrous: but I got an unpleasant feeling reading this: because it seems like an all-too-credible blueprint for how the Trump Team* is going to be handling the Senate trial. Which is probably to turn it, deliberately, into a volume-turned-to-eleven circus of bluster, fake-outrage, insult, deflection, conspiracy theory - the whole Trump Act: as loud and offensive as possible. And giving the entire process not the least shred of legitimacy or respect, never mind dignity or formality. Which they will do, knowing the game is rigged from the get-go. And whether John Roberts is on the dais trying to keep order or not is irrelevant: he can’t - practically - do shit for or against Trump, so it won’t matter.

*including every Republican officeholder

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:11:47pm
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William Lewis  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:21:21pm

Night before payday, what’s on the shelf?

Ramen. Canned corn. Some cheap Oscar Meyer wieners in the fridge.

Ok, ramen with sliced up hot dogs and corn it is.

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A hollow voice says, Impeachmoot now!  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:21:31pm

re: #108 Jay C

It may sound ludicrous: but I got an unpleasant feeling reading this: because it seems like an all-too-credible blueprint for how the Trump Team* is going to be handling the Senate trial. Which is probably to turn it, deliberately, into a volume-turned-to-eleven circus of bluster, fake-outrage, insult, deflection, conspiracy theory - the whole Trump Act: as loud and offensive as possible. And giving the entire process not the least shred of legitimacy or respect, never mind dignity or formality. Which they will do, knowing the game is rigged from the get-go. And whether John Roberts is on the dais trying to keep order or not is irrelevant: he can’t - practically - do shit for or against Trump, so it won’t matter.

*including every Republican officeholder

Since that’s all they have, it wouldn’t surprise me — and it sounds like a good way to alienate all but the most rabid Trumpsters. Even his supporters would want to see a defense, not a circus.

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gocart mozart  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:21:54pm
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Belafon  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:22:11pm

re: #108 Jay C

So, piss off voters even more.

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:26:40pm
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retired cynic  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:27:57pm

re: #114 The Pie Overlord!

Whoop!

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:28:12pm
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Belafon  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:28:15pm

re: #114 The Pie Overlord!

[Embedded content]

You really shouldn’t copy EVERYTHING Trump does.

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:28:48pm

re: #114 The Pie Overlord!

Wow!!

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:30:21pm

LOL I. AM. DED.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:39:32pm

re: #114 The Pie Overlord!

OK, that caused me to loudly exclaim “Holy shit!”

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Teukka  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:43:49pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:44:01pm

I’m sure that’s going to be some interesting reading

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Belafon  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:51:00pm

Some of these were hilarious:

Now That’s What I Call Christmas - SNL

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b.d. (Lock Him Up!)  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:51:55pm

re: #114 The Pie Overlord!

[Embedded content]

Do any Israeli politicians or their cohorts actually get penalized in any way for committing crimes?

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Dread Pirate  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:53:43pm
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retired cynic  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:55:42pm

re: #125 Dread Pirate

There are just too many!

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:56:18pm

Giuliani is so brazen, he is blackmailing Ukraine on twitter.

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Dread Pirate  Dec 5, 2019 • 6:58:04pm
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jaunte  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:02:46pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:04:37pm

re: #124 b.d. (Where is Rudy?)

Do any Israeli politicians or their cohorts actually get penalized in any way for committing crimes?

Several Israeli politicians have spent time in the slammer. Ehud Olmert and Aryeh Deri come to mind. I am sure there are others.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:12:55pm
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Ace Rothstein  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:13:20pm

re: #131 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Florida.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:26:58pm

re: #132 Ace Rothstein

Florida.

Well, Ohio Nuclear Garage Guy couldn’t go unanswered.

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Charmingly Persistent  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:28:51pm

Here’s an analysis of the peleton ad people have been talking about:

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:29:50pm
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retired cynic  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:30:53pm

re: #135 NO SMOCKING GUN!

well put!

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gocart mozart  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:32:53pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:34:58pm

re: #109 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Brings back memories of when we had these kits in grade school…only to find out years later they were dangerous!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:38:01pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:38:50pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:40:29pm

re: #134 Charmingly Persistent

Here’s an analysis of the peleton ad people have been talking about:

[Embedded content]

I watched the commercial and I don’t get the problem.

Her analysis is way too “head space” for my non scriptwriter self.

I do not get this whole “problem”. I just don’t.

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Dread Pirate  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:40:34pm
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HappyWarrior  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:42:58pm

re: #137 gocart mozart

[Embedded content]

Maybe Gregg Jarrett chokes himself while wearing a Trump mask. We can’t know one way or the other.//

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HappyWarrior  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:43:44pm

re: #142 Dread Pirate

[Embedded content]

That’s what is scary imo. I wouldn’t be surprised if Kim Jong Un is more acceptable to Republican voters now too.

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:44:49pm

re: #140 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Junior.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:45:50pm
147
uriel  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:47:04pm

re: #111 A hollow voice says, Impeachmoot now!

Since that’s all they have, it wouldn’t surprise me — and it sounds like a good way to alienate all but the most rabid Trumpsters. Even his supporters would want to see a defense, not a circus.

Oh, I can see a not insignificant number of independents going with a “whoever shouts loudest must be right” rubric. Americans are suckers for carnival barkers and revival tent con men.

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:47:11pm

re: #146 NO SMOCKING GUN!

No.

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garzooma  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:47:34pm

re: #141 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I watched the commercial and I don’t get the problem.
[…]

For my part, I immediately thought of this ad:

YouTube

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:48:37pm
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William Lewis  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:49:29pm

re: #140 NO SMOCKING GUN!

[Embedded content]

Gilbert Gottfried

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Belafon  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:50:13pm

re: #125 Dread Pirate

This idea that it’s our fault for not catching all of Trump’s crimes the moment they surface is toxic.

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:50:45pm

re: #140 NO SMOCKING GUN!

[Embedded content]

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Belafon  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:52:35pm

re: #138 Joe Bacon 🌹

Brings back memories of when we had these kits in grade school…only to find out years later they were dangerous!

[Embedded content]

Wasn’t everything, which is why it’s hard for kids to do chemistry at home.

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Dr Lizardo  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:54:42pm

re: #140 NO SMOCKING GUN!

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Ace-o-aces  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:56:21pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 5, 2019 • 7:56:48pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 5, 2019 • 8:04:32pm

re: #149 garzooma

For my part, I immediately thought of this ad:

[Embedded content]

That was really funny!

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Belafon  Dec 5, 2019 • 8:06:46pm

re: #157 The Pie Overlord!

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Dec 5, 2019 • 8:07:53pm

Chuck does the Sideshow Bob thing again!

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A hollow voice says, Impeachmoot now!  Dec 5, 2019 • 8:13:41pm

re: #160 Joe Bacon 🌹

Chuck does the Sideshow Bob thing again!

[Embedded content]

“doe’s.”

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HappyWarrior  Dec 5, 2019 • 8:30:48pm

re: #160 Joe Bacon 🌹

Chuck does the Sideshow Bob thing again!

[Embedded content]

He doesn’t act like a human being though. We get why you like him Chuck because you don’t know your ass from your mouth.

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BeachDem  Dec 5, 2019 • 8:47:13pm

re: #141 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I watched the commercial and I don’t get the problem.

Her analysis is way too “head space” for my non scriptwriter self.

I do not get this whole “problem”. I just don’t.

I was a copywriter for most of my professional life and taught copywriting at the college level. I also can’t believe this stupid commercial is attracting such ongoing, “serious” analysis. It’s a stupid commercial, just like any number of them. (and I am stunned that the overanalysis has caused Peloton stock to drop. People have way too much time on their hands.)

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BeachDem  Dec 5, 2019 • 8:48:27pm

re: #143 HappyWarrior

Maybe Gregg Jarrett chokes himself while wearing a Trump mask. We can’t know one way or the other.//

This Gregg Jarrett? Yeah, he’s my go-to legal expert.

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 6, 2019 • 5:37:24am

re: #161 A hollow voice says, Impeachmoot now!

“doe’s.”

A deer, a female deer


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