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gocart mozart  Apr 14, 2020 • 7:10:01pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 14, 2020 • 7:12:10pm

re: #1 gocart mozart

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Or, maybe - just maybe - stay with me on this one - he actually had a come-to-Jesus moment and realized that another four years of Donald J. Trump would kill him and a whole lot of other people besides.

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 14, 2020 • 7:12:44pm

re: #1 gocart mozart

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I kind of remember a time when I thought she had good observations.

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 14, 2020 • 7:14:34pm

Had to make an Albertson’s run today and one thing they’re doing now is making all the aisles “one way” with stickers on the floor marking the direction for that aisle.

I got to say “Sir,” and point it out to one guy who was coming at me the wrong way. He looked at me like I was a huge asshole and just starred back like “Yep, I am, that’s how it works now bud.”

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gocart mozart  Apr 14, 2020 • 7:15:48pm

re: #3 Barefoot Grin

She was a pretty good normal liberal pundit up to about 5 years ago and then her brain broke for some reason.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 14, 2020 • 7:21:52pm
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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Apr 14, 2020 • 7:27:23pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 14, 2020 • 7:28:33pm

Report this asshole. He’s calling for Raleigh police to be shot.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 14, 2020 • 7:28:43pm

From the previous thread:

re: #244 electrotek

These Goddamn grifters in the faux-hippie communities:

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Vitamin D?

If that was the case, then virtually no person with osteoporosis would get Covid-19, since Vitamin D/calcium by prescription is the recommended treatment to prevent further bone loss.

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Belafon  Apr 14, 2020 • 7:33:51pm

re: #8 Joe Bacon 🌹

Report this asshole. He’s calling for Raleigh police to be shot.

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Mattand  Apr 14, 2020 • 7:40:17pm

To no one in particular: my Costco run was surprisingly stress free and there was plenty of toilet paper. Went around 5PM.

Felt bad for the workers in general and the cashiers in particular. On my way in, one guy asked one employee if he had to wear a mask, despite the fact it’s been hammered home time and again by Gov. Murphy and every news outlet in NJ. The woman calmly said “Yes”. I don’t know how she didn’t strangle him with a family pack of Kirkland dish rags right then and there.

The cashier stations have all been fitted with giant plexiglass shields. Just a grim reminder of what we’re dealing with.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 14, 2020 • 7:42:57pm

re: #11 Mattand

I paid my first visit to the in-town liquor store on Monday night, last night. They had Plexiglas shields hung over the two cashier’s stations. The guy working the counter took the time to wait for me to roll the bar codes on the items I was buying to face him so he could scan them without touching. It just kind of drove the whole thing home; for a major chain like the gas station nearby, sure, that makes sense, but… the local hometown liquor store, owned and run by personal friends? Dude, it’s real now.

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Mattand  Apr 14, 2020 • 7:45:06pm

re: #4 goddamnedfrank

Had to make an Albertson’s run today and one thing they’re doing now is making all the aisles “one way” with stickers on the floor marking the direction for that aisle.

I got to say “Sir,” and point it out to one guy who was coming at me the wrong way. He looked at me like I was a huge asshole and just starred back like “Yep, I am, that’s how it works now bud.”

I might be headed to Wegman’s tomorrow to pick up the stuff Costco doesn’t have and I’ll be done for the next two weeks. Last I heard, the one by me was limiting people to 25 total in the store. Which, given your average Wegs, is a lot of elbow room.

Gov. Murphy has since ordered that store can only allow in half their mandated capacity, I believe Wegmans has also gone one way aisles as well.

We keep checking on curbside pickup but I think it’s booked through 2028. Should be interesting

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BigPapa  Apr 14, 2020 • 7:45:42pm

re: #1 gocart mozart

I used to like Krystal Ball. Until I found out she was Talibern.

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Mattand  Apr 14, 2020 • 7:49:12pm

re: #12 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I paid my first visit to the in-town liquor store on Monday night, last night. They had Plexiglas shields hung over the two cashier’s stations. The guy working the counter took the time to wait for me to roll the bar codes on the items I was buying to face him so he could scan them without touching. It just kind of drove the whole thing home; for a major chain like the gas station nearby, sure, that makes sense, but… the local hometown liquor store, owned and run by personal friends? Dude, it’s real now.

Yeah, that’s the view on the ground that the fuckup in the White House will never see, let alone understand. Hope they’re doing okay.

What state are you in, if you don’t mind sharing? Liquor store are open here in NJ, but I believe they’re closed in PA. At least the state-run deals where you can only get wine or liquor; beer is at separate distributorships, and I’m too lazy to check to see what their deal is.

PA has very weird liquor laws. Makes us look quasi-sane; some supermarkets in NJ were finally allowed to start selling booze a few years back.

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gocart mozart  Apr 14, 2020 • 7:50:36pm

So I corrected Simon and Somon’s journalist buddy backs me up. He mixed up his depression era gangsters

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 14, 2020 • 7:50:55pm

re: #15 Mattand

Yeah, that’s the view on the ground that the fuckup in the White House will never see, let alone understand. Hope they’re doing okay.

What state are you in, if you don’t mind sharing? Liquor store are open here in NJ, but I believe they’re closed in PA. At least the state-run deals where you can only get wine or liquor; beer is at separate distributorships, and I’m too lazy to check to see what their deal is.

PA has very weird liquor laws. Makes us look quasi-sane; some supermarkets were finally allowed to start selling booze a few years back.

Wild north country = MN, the North Star State, where only in July has snow never fallen upon our fair soil. MN just passed Sunday liquor sales last summer; we still have a lot of Bible Belt laws, but we’re making rapid progress as one of the leading Democratic states in the nation.

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Belafon  Apr 14, 2020 • 7:51:11pm

re: #12 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I paid my first visit to the in-town liquor store on Monday night, last night. They had Plexiglas shields hung over the two cashier’s stations. The guy working the counter took the time to wait for me to roll the bar codes on the items I was buying to face him so he could scan them without touching. It just kind of drove the whole thing home; for a major chain like the gas station nearby, sure, that makes sense, but… the local hometown liquor store, owned and run by personal friends? Dude, it’s real now.

I had to go to Lowe’s to get a part to fix a toilet. They have screens up, and are cleaning the checkout area after each customer.

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Rightwingconspirator  Apr 14, 2020 • 7:52:34pm

Well new Joe Satriani. I’m liking it.

Iframe

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 14, 2020 • 7:55:38pm
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Mattand  Apr 14, 2020 • 7:57:52pm

re: #17 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Wild north country = MN, the North Star State, where only in July has snow never fallen upon our fair soil. MN just passed Sunday liquor sales last summer; we still have a lot of Bible Belt laws, but we’re making rapid progress as one of the leading Democratic states in the nation.

There’s a surprising amount of blue laws still on the books here in South Jersey. They’re usually Quaker-founded towns, possibly by people migrating from Philly. One example is Haddonfield. Dry as a bone, seven days a week for over 200+ years. There’s a pub in next door Haddon Twp/Westmont whose parking lot sits right on the border of the two. Like, stand in the parking lot in Westmont and stick your arm into Haddonfield.

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jaunte  Apr 14, 2020 • 7:59:46pm

re: #20 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Is that Phyllis Schlafly’s granddaughter?

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EPR-radar  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:00:40pm

re: #20 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Meanwhile in reality, the white male vote (taken as a whole) is a curse upon the nation.

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EPR-radar  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:01:27pm

re: #22 jaunte

Is that Phyllis Schlafly’s granddaughter?

This nonsense could also derive from that harpy Ann Coulter.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:01:30pm

re: #21 Mattand

There’s a surprising amount of blue laws still on the books here in South Jersey. They’re usually Quaker-founded towns, possibly by people migrating from Philly. One example is Haddonfield. Dry as a bone, seven days a week for over 200+ years. There’s a pub in next door Haddon Twp/Westmont whose parking lot sits right on the border of the two. Like, stand in the parking lot in Westmont and stick your arm into Haddonfield.

Minnesota is a weird kind of progressive-hipster chic. The state has been blue as the Duke Devils for a generation or more, but yet the laws of religious convenience that have played to Lutheran sensitivities have been largely ignored until recently, such as the ban on Sunday liquor sales. With that aside, it is a certainty that our current administration in St. Paul has been an absolute thorn in the side of the administration in Washington, D.C., and you can bet your life that 3M’s tepid response to the President*’s DPA demand was coordinated with the Governor’s office at the top of the hill on Robert St.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:02:51pm

I look forward to when the results of this are available; sounds like the intention is to have the data out in about two weeks.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:03:05pm
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Mattand  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:03:08pm

re: #20 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Honestly, letting women vote in this country wasn’t one of the best ideas. Females vote with emotion and overwhelmingly support Democratic feel-good policies that take away our ACTUAL rights. I’d rather lose my “right” to vote than lose my right to defend myself with a firearm!

Granted, I’m a dude and what not, but I’m absolutely mystified as to what the endgame is of women who shit like this.

I mean, to my ears, it’s sounds a lot like “As a conservative woman, I’d be more than happy to be a second class citizen just so I maybe one day, I can play vigilante.”

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Belafon  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:04:01pm

I know you guys aren’t angry enough:

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Shropshire Slasher  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:04:12pm

re: #9 Anymouse 🌹🏡

My ancestors survived the bubonic plague by having excess iron stored in their body:

Yersinia pestis, like other iron-hungry bacteria, thrives in an iron rich environment. And it is thus postulated that young Europeans who were not yet stricken by the later problems of hemochromatosis were able to fend-off the bubonic plague by absorbing all of the iron and keeping it in cells, leaving little for the pathogen.

This survival advantage during the plague is thought to be responsible for the current high rates of the mutation in those with European ancestry. If true, this mutation may have been responsible for an increased survival during the plague, but at the cost of a decreased life expectancy for them later on.

aaas.org

Research suggests that vitamin D could play a role in the prevention and treatment of a number of different conditions, including type1 and type 2 diabetes, hypertension, glucose intolerance, and multiple sclerosis.

That being said I better go stock up on Vitamin D gummies, there’ll be a run. Don’t bother looking for elastic either.

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William Lewis  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:04:24pm

re: #19 Rightwingconspirator

Well new Joe Satriani. I’m liking it.

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Nice. Very nice. Thank you for the heads up.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:04:38pm

re: #22 jaunte

Is that Phyllis Schlafly’s granddaughter?

Kent State Grifter Gun Girl

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teleskiguy  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:05:52pm

Earthquake near Salt Lake City. 4.2 magnitude.

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Mattand  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:07:38pm

re: #29 Belafon

I know you guys aren’t angry enough:

Distance learning can happen in a whole variety of ways, it can happen by going out in the woods behind your house.

I’m just picturing a kid in the middle of Philly or Newark listening to this and going full metal “WTF, lady?!?”

Jesus, I’m not even sure I get what she’s saying.

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Citizen K  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:09:16pm

re: #28 Mattand

Granted, I’m a dude and what not, but I’m absolutely mystified as to what the end of game is of women who shit like this.

I mean, to my ears, it’s sounds a lot like “As a conservative woman, I’d be more than happy to be a second class citizen just so I maybe one day, I can play vigilante.”

That honestly seems to be it. They just never seem to quite grasp the implication or irony of it when this is what they go for. Like…I will never quite understand how Phyllis Schlafly managed to create a career out of telling women as a whole that they shouldn’t have careers, or as a woman who tried to get women to vote on the idea that women didn’t deserve the vote.

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Belafon  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:12:12pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:15:30pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:17:24pm

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:19:00pm

re: #38 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Oops.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:21:29pm

re: #37 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

But they aren’t so DRAMATIC!!!!!

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gocart mozart  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:22:13pm
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Belafon  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:22:28pm
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GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:24:24pm

re: #39 Anymouse 🌹🏡

His name is in the memo section. I’ll write “sucks ass” after it on my check.

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Mattand  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:25:26pm

re: #43 GlutenFreeJesus

His name is in the memo section. I’ll write “sucks ass” after it on my check.

You are the hero we need right now. Also, I’m following your lead on this.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:27:31pm

re: #39 Anymouse 🌹🏡

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:28:41pm

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Dread Pirate  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:29:46pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:30:55pm

re: #331 Colère Tueur de Lapin

Who the fuck is watching reruns of anything? There are metric shit-tons on new content out there.

Me! (Three hundred or so DVDs of “Dark Shadows” to go.)

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Belafon  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:31:44pm
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jaunte  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:33:52pm

re: #47 Dread Pirate

Greg Abbott Announces Plan To Change Texas State Mascot To Guinea Pig

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jaunte  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:35:36pm
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Belafon  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:35:50pm

re: #47 Dread Pirate

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A Three Hour Tour  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:36:19pm

re: #2 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Or, maybe - just maybe - stay with me on this one - he actually had a come-to-Jesus moment and realized that another four years of Donald J. Trump would kill him and a whole lot of other people besides.

I wish Bernie’s idiots would realize that four more years of Trump will kill their precious so-called “revolution” capital D-E-A-D DEAD.

Wanna buy precious time for that revolution, support the Democrats, idiots.

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i(m)p(each)sos  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:36:28pm

A thought about Bernie and his now-ex-followers, before heading upstairs to another night of fitful sleep and bizarre dreams, because that’s life now, apparently:

A “leader” who only enjoys the slavish devotion of his followers until the moment he tries to make them take an uncomfortable step… isn’t really that great a “leader,” is he?

On the other hand, I’d rather have the relatively insignificant “problem” of a fairly small minority of LWNJs disowning Sanders and having impotent hissy fits online, as opposed to the much bigger and very real problem of all the RWNJs who will follow the Orangeanus past any shred of logical inconsistency or any break from earlier “principles.”

Sweet scaly dreams, friends. Maybe tomorrow will suck marginally less.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:39:11pm

Yes and we now see the beginning of the battle to seize the Throne of Bernie with Shaun King, Nina Turner, Jimmy Dore, Cenk and Krystal all making moves to make that Throne their Own…

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Belafon  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:40:17pm

re: #55 Joe Bacon 🌹

Yes and we now see the beginning of the battle to seize the Throne of Bernie with Shaun King, Nina Turner, Jimmy Dore, Cenk and Krystal all making moves to make that Throne their Own…

There should be shivs randomly scattered around the room.

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jaunte  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:40:32pm

re: #55 Joe Bacon 🌹

Who will capture the Kingdom of Couldawon?

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Decatur Deb  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:40:32pm

re: #53 A Three Hour Tour


Wanna buy precious time for that revolution, support the Democrats, idiots.

Absolutely. This isn’t the year we make progress. This is the year we make progress possible for the next few generations.

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plansbandc  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:40:45pm

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gocart mozart  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:44:28pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:47:44pm

US saw a massive spike in daily deaths. (does not include NYC ~3.700 presumed cases)
worldometers.info

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Decatur Deb  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:47:57pm

re: #59 plansbandc

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Looks like swag from The Planetary society.

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teleskiguy  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:48:00pm

Facebook Post

Greatest country in the world my ass.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:49:01pm

re: #60 gocart mozart

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teleskiguy  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:49:02pm
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Belafon  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:51:33pm

The last one is the most important one to me. Money exists because we make it exist. It can be made to do what we need it to do.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:51:34pm

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Belafon  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:52:22pm

re: #64 Joe Bacon 🌹

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Who can’t get a record company to listen to his music but he can tell you everything wrong with every song he plays.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 14, 2020 • 8:55:16pm

re: #64 Joe Bacon 🌹

Stunt double for Sebastian Cabot.

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Dread Pirate  Apr 14, 2020 • 9:01:35pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 14, 2020 • 9:02:27pm

re: #69 Decatur Deb

Stunt double for Sebastian Cabot.

Memories of seeing Angel And The Reruns singing this at the Anti-Club…

Angel & the Reruns- Buffy Come Back

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 14, 2020 • 9:03:08pm

re: #413 Decatur Deb

My browser can’t find that site—unless that’s the bad news.

The link was messed up. This is the correct Link

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Shropshire Slasher  Apr 14, 2020 • 9:08:14pm

re: #60 gocart mozart

He puts the smell in Natural Gas.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 14, 2020 • 9:16:12pm

Republicans for the Rule of Law

Wisconsin Republicans Have Lost Their Voters’ Confidence

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 14, 2020 • 9:16:40pm

re: #29 Belafon

I know you guys aren’t angry enough:

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Princess Amway, aka Cruela DeVos.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 14, 2020 • 9:34:58pm

re: #29 Belafon

I know you guys aren’t angry enough:

I wonder how many rural Internet connexions we could fund here if we sold off a few of her yachts?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡  Apr 14, 2020 • 9:48:37pm

-

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EPR-radar  Apr 15, 2020 • 1:35:23am

re: #66 Belafon

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The last one is the most important one to me. Money exists because we make it exist. It can be made to do what we need it to do.

Money should be a tool. Instead it has become the essence of power, making the rich into demigods. That’s what stands in the way of all reasonable responses to the disintegration of end-stage capitalism.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Apr 15, 2020 • 8:31:38am

re: #48 Anymouse 🌹🏡

Me! (Three hundred or so DVDs of “Dark Shadows” to go.)

Ok, OK. My snark was more pointing to the half-wits (like the orange shit-goblin) who are comparing about nothing new and having to watch 20-year old having games. You’re doing is because you want to watch.


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