The Bob Cesca Podcast: Putin’s Puppy

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Putin’s Puppy — [Explicit Content] Rudy Giuliani tweeted “The Debat.” today; The Biden-Trump debate or whatever the hell that was; Fox News Channel’s John Roberts is pissed at the White House; Putin’s Puppy; Kremlin propagandists concerned about Trump; Proud Boys added Trump line to their logo; More poll results from the debate; There are still undecided voters somehow; The debate commission is considering new debate rules; Amy Coney Barrett declined to recuse from election matters; Jody Hamilton and TRex David Ferguson are here; With music by Flying Jacob and Elijah Bone; and more!

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341 comments

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Oct 1, 2020 • 2:47:55pm

Vote the White Supremacist out!

He could not even manage to come out with a fairly neutral and vague statement about how all Americans are equal and worthy of being treated as such, etc…

Because he just does not believe in it.

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stpaulbear  Oct 1, 2020 • 2:52:11pm

re: #248 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

A little OT but I recall hearing a story from a young lady who was having an affair with a married man and was shocked to find out he had yet another GF on the side, and how she felt “betrayed”…

Your Husband Is Cheatin’ On Us

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 2:52:26pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 2:53:11pm
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Egregious Philbin  Oct 1, 2020 • 2:53:41pm

Felony charges filed against Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman! I don’t think prison is gonna work out well for Jacob.

Link

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Decatur Deb  Oct 1, 2020 • 2:54:56pm

re: #3 Backwoods_Sleuth

When @SenRonJohnson blocks a vote to condemn white supremacy on the Senate floor… I think the message from the GOP is loud and clear.

The Trump era has added clarity to our situation. We might use it wisely.

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KGxvi  Oct 1, 2020 • 2:54:57pm

re: #5 Egregious Philbin

Felony charges filed against Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman! I don’t think prison is gonna work out well for Jacob.

Link

Good for felony charges. But we really do need to fix our prison culture.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 2:56:50pm

moron retweeted this nonsense

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 2:59:10pm

JFC

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 1, 2020 • 2:59:43pm

re: #5 Egregious Philbin

Felony charges filed against Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman! I don’t think prison is gonna work out well for Jacob.

Link

I heard in a hipster coffee shop that Jacob’s mouth is real purty.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:02:13pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:03:51pm

meanwhile in Kentucky

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KGxvi  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:04:11pm

re: #11 Backwoods_Sleuth

I wonder if his staffers are so scared of him that they just show him fake polls?

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:05:11pm

re: #13 KGxvi

I wonder if his staffers are so scared of him that they just show him fake polls?

This has long been my suspicion. I have no idea how they cook the data, but I’m almost certain that they do. Even an idiot of Trump’s ego wouldn’t say the things he does if he knew the truth.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:05:56pm

re: #13 KGxvi

I wonder if his staffers are so scared of him that they just show him fake polls?

pretty sure they just showed him those tiny online polls, but only the ones that showed him crushing it

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Barefoot Grin  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:07:36pm

re: #12 Backwoods_Sleuth

meanwhile in Kentucky

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Wow. When I lived in Fayette County it was a fairly easy matter to vote at a high school near me.

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Decatur Deb  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:08:18pm

re: #9 Backwoods_Sleuth

JFC

Navy SEALs change official ethos to be gender neutral, remove ‘brotherhood’ and ‘man’ - @AmerMilNews

That twitter feed “American Military News” doesn’t look right. Even if it’s a commercial venture like Army Times/Navy Times, the subject matter is just too political and inside-the-beltway to fit soldiers. 50/50 someone is spoofing.

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Kilroy was here  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:08:49pm

Getting some extra help

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:09:07pm

re: #17 Decatur Deb

That twitter feed “American Military News” doesn’t look right. Even if it’s a commercial venture like Army Times/Navy Times, the subject matter is just too political and inside-the-beltway to fit soldiers. 50/50 someone is spoofing.

and the moron is falling for it

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:11:49pm

re: #19 Backwoods_Sleuth

and the moron is falling for it

He’s pretty damn easy to manipulate.

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dat_said  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:11:55pm

Reposting:

re: #204 Backwoods_Sleuth

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My father’s long care facility in the Bismarck-Mandan area went the entire summer without one case. Now, in the last three weeks due to Sturgis, Labor Day, and a general ND statewide covid-is-not-worth-a-small-sacrifice attitude, over 20% of the residents have tested positive and at least 15 staff members too. At least three dead residents and some in ICU. I think they wrote 6 residents recovered. My dad is OK so far but we’ve had a couple scares already and obviously stay concerned as he’s in his 90s.

My 80yo father-in-law spent at least 9 weeks in ICU in Maine this summer and nearly three months hospitalized. He’s ‘recovered’ but still has a lot of rehab left.

And I have to deal with a neighbor who thinks we all should just get it and get over it and on with life. My mentioning my father-in-law only got a “well, he’s old anyway” response. No concern about denying them one last chance to see grand kids or anything. At least the neighbor is still having all his church friends meet at his house. People *sigh*

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gwangung  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:16:07pm

re: #21 dat_said

. My mentioning my father-in-law only got a “well, he’s old anyway” response.

That is an ASSHOLE thing to say. No two ways about it.

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A Mom Anon  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:17:12pm

re: #21 dat_said

You deserve an award for not punching the everloving daylights out of that asshole.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:17:41pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:17:50pm

re: #13 KGxvi

I wonder if his staffers are so scared of him that they just show him fake polls?

Probably show him the results of the polls they text and email to supporters in fundraising appeals.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:22:15pm

re: #24 Backwoods_Sleuth

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gocart mozart  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:23:10pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:24:40pm

re: #27 gocart mozart

About time those assholes suffered some consequences.

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William Lewis  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:25:58pm

re: #3 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Not that he cares, I just sent this to the Senator:

With your blocking of the condemnation of white supremacy, your racism is obvious to everyone.

When Putin’s other puppet is booted from office in a few weeks will you run to hide in Russia with your fellow racist and criminal?

If not, I’m sure you’d make a good cellmate in Waupun to
Kyle Rittenhouse for the rest of your traitorous life.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:26:14pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:31:33pm

re: #30 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I remember seeing that the first time, and I mentioned that I was hearing Kronk from The Emperor’s New Groove in my head.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:32:08pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:32:44pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:33:23pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:34:48pm
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A Mom Anon  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:34:56pm

re: #27 gocart mozart

But these guys are in VA and the charges are filed in Michigan. Who’s going to come and arrest them in VA?

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Jebediah, RBG  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:36:27pm

re: #21 dat_said

… And I have to deal with a neighbor who thinks we all should just get it and get over it and on with life. My mentioning my father-in-law only got a “well, he’s old anyway” response. …

If you didn’t smack him in the face for that remark, I applaud your restraint. If you did smack him, he had it coming. FFS - “who cares if your family member dies”!

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John Hughes  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:37:46pm

re: #9 Backwoods_Sleuth

Dumbest comment:

Replying to
@ColumbiaBugle
“Leonidas, and the 300 uhhh….non binary, trans-inclusive, safe space fighters.”

who were famously heavily into boy love.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:39:11pm

Somebody PLEASE rescue Nate!

FiveThirtyEight Employees Scrambling To Jolt Nate Silver Awake After He Traveled Too Far Into Undecided Voter’s Mind

Panicked FiveThirtyEight employees reportedly scrambled to jolt Nate Silver awake Thursday after the statistician traveled too far into an undecided voter’s mind while collecting data for the 2020 presidential election. “Nate, Nate—if you can hear me, you need to find a way out of this man’s temporal lobe now, because if you go any further into his voting history, you might not make it out alive,” said Senior Computational Journalist Masha Sidorov, who screamed after the incapacitated statistician—attached via electrodes to a 65-year-old independent from West Virginia—began to seize up, shake uncontrollably, and bleed from his nose and ears. “Oh my God, he promised he was just going to do a quick scan for implicit attitudes, but he’s been in there for hours, coming in and out of consciousness to yell either ‘Biden’ or ‘Trump.’ Nate, the further you go, the harder it will be for you to remember how to get out—in less than five minutes, you could become an undecided voter yourself.” At press time, several FiveThirtyEight employees strapped down Geoffrey Skelley, who had offered to go into the undecided voter’s mind and rescue Silver, after the statistician began to repeatedly scream “Jill Stein” and then flatlined.

theonion.com

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:39:40pm
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A Mom Anon  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:40:34pm

re: #38 John Hughes

I’d love to see one of these assholes say that shit to a woman serving her country as a SEAL. To her face. Or to an LGBT SEAL

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:40:47pm

re: #238 Mike Lamb

Just to offer a quick comparison…in Colorado, DMV is by appointment only. Most sites are booked into ‘21. I was fortunate to get an appointment the week of Thanksgiving.

Another comparison: In Nebraska, one of the few things Gov. Ricketts did well about the epidemic was signing an executive order which suspends the requirement to renew driver’s licenses.

In the before times, our county DMV was only open for four hours once a month. Any other time if you want to go to the DMV it’s a 120-mile round trip to Scottsbluff or Sidney.

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dat_said  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:41:46pm

re: #23 A Mom Anon

You deserve an award for not punching the everloving daylights out of that asshole.

I like awards. And cookies and pies and occasionally a beer.

All should feel free to drop off my award and prizes sometime next summer.

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:42:18pm

NY Times bothsiding like the NY Times do.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:43:40pm

re: #40 The Pie Overlord!

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Memories of Mom’s Stuffed Green Peppers

And the time Mom couldn’t get green or red bell peppers so she stuffed onions!

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EPR-radar  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:44:04pm

re: #44 The Pie Overlord!

To be undecided in this election is to be a fuckwit. It really is that simple.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:44:55pm

re: #44 The Pie Overlord!

NY Times bothsiding like the NY Times do.

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The New York Times will stop at NOTHING to push for a horse race!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:45:43pm

re: #17 Decatur Deb

That twitter feed “American Military News” doesn’t look right. Even if it’s a commercial venture like Army Times/Navy Times, the subject matter is just too political and inside-the-beltway to fit soldiers. 50/50 someone is spoofing.

American Military News Leadership

” American Military News LLC is a private media company owned by our Founder and CEO, Kellen Giuda. You can read our mission here.

A quick google search of “Kellen Giuda” informs me is an Organizer for the Tea Party Patriots

Also from their “Leadership” page:
Other guest contributors have included:
Congressman Mike Pompeo (Currently Secretary of State)
Congressman Paul Cook
Congressman Lee Zeldin
Congressman Brad Wenstrup
General Paul McGillicuddy
Brigadier General Andrew F. Hutchinson
Gen. (Ret.) David A. Morris
TN Senator Mark Green …

(the list goes on)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:45:57pm

Happy Birthday Jimmy Carter, The Actual #BeBest (Wonkette)

Doktor Zoom wrote a nice article about some things you might not have known about President Carter.

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Belafon  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:47:37pm

re: #44 The Pie Overlord!

NY Times bothsiding like the NY Times do.

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Small groups aren’t going to be crucial to this election.

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bratwurst  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:49:02pm

Trump can rest easy tonight (once the sleepytime meds are dispensed): after only a few hours, the Dilbert guy is back!

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Decatur Deb  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:49:29pm

re: #19 Backwoods_Sleuth

and the moron is falling for it

American Military News does not appear on the ranked list of 70+ military websites. The founder and his wife are related to Pompeo’s State Department, not DoD. Photo w/ friends:

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:49:51pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:50:39pm

re: #51 bratwurst

Trump can rest easy tonight (once the sleepytime meds are dispensed): after only a few hours, the Dilbert guy is back!

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Mr. Adams, if you’re at all familiar with the idea of forgiveness, you’ll understand that it takes time for people to believe you and trust you after you suddenly change your mind. You’re just an idiot and you never intended to switch, you wanted to provoke a response to prove how “hateful” we are. Jackass.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:50:48pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:53:31pm

re: #48 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

The Columbia Bugle is equally ridiculous

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KGxvi  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:54:24pm

re: #35 Backwoods_Sleuth

don’t get too excited about one poll
don’t get too excited about one poll
don’t get too excited about one poll
don’t get too excited about one poll
don’t get too excited about one poll
don’t get too excited about one poll
don’t get too excited about one poll
don’t get too excited about one poll
don’t get too excited about one poll

I really want to get excited about that poll…

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gocart mozart  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:55:26pm

Dude stole my joke. I’ll let it slide this time only because he follows me..

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:55:41pm

In case anyone had any doubts, Kimmy Guilfoyle is a sexual deviant.

apple.news

The key parts:

The woman was hired in 2015, just out of college, to work as an assistant for Guilfoyle and another former Fox host, Eric Bolling. According to a dozen well-informed sources familiar with her complaints, the assistant alleged that Guilfoyle, her direct supervisor, subjected her frequently to degrading, abusive, and sexually inappropriate behavior; among other things, she said that she was frequently required to work at Guilfoyle’s New York apartment while the Fox host displayed herself naked, and was shown photographs of the genitalia of men with whom Guilfoyle had had sexual relations. The draft complaint also alleged that Guilfoyle spoke incessantly and luridly about her sex life, and on one occasion demanded a massage of her bare thighs; other times, she said, Guilfoyle told her to submit to a Fox employee’s demands for sexual favors, encouraged her to sleep with wealthy and powerful men, asked her to critique her naked body, demanded that she share a room with her on business trips, required her to sleep over at her apartment, and exposed herself to her, making her feel deeply uncomfortable.

As serious as the draft complaint’s sexual-harassment allegations were, equally disturbing was what the assistant described as a coverup attempt by Guilfoyle, whose conduct was about to come under investigation by a team of outside lawyers. In July, 2016, the network had hired the New York-based law firm Paul, Weiss to investigate sexual misconduct at the company, which, under the leadership of Roger Ailes, had a long history of flagrant harassment and gender discrimination.

According to those familiar with the assistant’s draft complaint, during a phone call on August 6, 2017, she alleged that Guilfoyle tried to buy her silence, offering to arrange a payment to her if she agreed to lie to the Paul, Weiss lawyers about her experiences. The alleged offering of hush money brings to mind Trump’s payments to the porn star Stormy Daniels, in order to cover up his sexual impropriety.
By 2017, the Paul, Weiss lawyers had begun investigating accusations of workplace sexual misconduct involving Eric Bolling, with whom Guilfoyle shared the assistant. Guilfoyle and Bolling were close, and it was all but inevitable that if the assistant accused Bolling of sexual harassment—as in fact she did—Guilfoyle’s conduct would come under scrutiny next. (Bolling, whose employment Fox ended in September, 2017, declined to comment; he has denied any wrongdoing, and is now a host at Sinclair Broadcast Group.) According to the assistant, as the investigation into Bolling gained momentum, Guilfoyle told her that she needed to know what the assistant would say if she were asked about sexual harassment, and warned her that she could cause great damage if she said the wrong thing. Guilfoyle, she said, told her that, in exchange for demonstrating what Guilfoyle called loyalty, she would work out a payment to take care of her—possibly, she said, with funds from Bolling. The assistant alleged that Guilfoyle mentioned sums as large as a million dollars, and also other inducements, including a private-plane ride to Rome, a percentage of Guilfoyle’s future speaking fees, and an on-air reporting opportunity. People close to Guilfoyle called the assistant’s allegation untrue, and said they were shocked that she would fabricate such a false claim. But a well-informed source independently confirmed to me that Guilfoyle had discussed the topic of raising hush money.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:56:27pm

re: #51 bratwurst

Trump can rest easy tonight (once the sleepytime meds are dispensed): after only a few hours, the Dilbert guy is back!

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Criswell Bacon predicted that Shithead Scott was bullshitting!

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Decatur Deb  Oct 1, 2020 • 3:57:01pm

re: #56 Backwoods_Sleuth

The Columbia Bugle is equally ridiculous

It really looks like this is DoS trying to stir Trump shit w/ DoD.

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Jay C  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:00:09pm

re: #53 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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OK: lifelong civilian here, so I’m going to have to ask among the more-militarily-familiar Lizards:

I know Donald Trump seems to get his notions of what military service and military life are like from TV and cartoons - and that his favorite servicepeople seem to be the kill-crazed, blood-and-guts, he-man tough-guy “warrior” types; but I really have to wonder (since I believe the American armed services are a fairly professional lot) how well this direct meddling plays with the actual “troops”?
I mean, yeah, he’s the C-in-C and all, but SRSLY?

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gocart mozart  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:01:07pm
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gocart mozart  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:01:29pm
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gocart mozart  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:02:32pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:03:20pm

re: #27 gocart mozart

Potentially 24 years max for each. Bye Jacob. Bye Jack. 👋🏼

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:04:14pm

re: #45 🌹UOJB!

Memories of Mom’s Stuffed Green Peppers

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I made stuffed peppers once but it didn’t go over well. Stuffed deep-fried jalapenos though, are muy tasty.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:05:38pm
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gocart mozart  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:06:44pm
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Florida Panhandler  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:07:00pm

re: #51 bratwurst

Trump can rest easy tonight (once the sleepytime meds are dispensed): after only a few hours, the Dilbert guy is back!

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Something is deeply damaged in this man’s brain. He seems to have a constant victim attitude.

Perhaps being so utterly average, unsubstantial, and predictable is the cause.

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A Mom Anon  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:07:14pm

re: #51 bratwurst

He’s so full of shit. He had no intention of voting for Biden. Not for a second. He knew what the response would be. He’s not even fooling himself.

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sagehen  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:07:54pm

re: #38 John Hughes

Dumbest comment:

who were famously heavily into boy love.

Not boys.

MEN.

Men I tell you.

The Sacred Band of Thebes consisted ENTIRELY of couples. M/M couples. Single men couldn’t join.

reasons:

1) You’ve got all kinds of extra adrenaline and can fight harder when it’s your beloved at risk.

2) The pairs fought back-to-back with curved shields that fit together with armholes; knowing each other well enough to communicate through body language when the battlefield was too loud to talk made each pair a more effective unit.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:08:06pm

Looks like the latest polls are affecting FiveThirtyEight because they now upped Joe to 80/100. in their simulations and Joe modeling 335 electoral votes.

electoral vote.com has Joe down to 324 electoral votes.

270towin’s no tossup map has Joe at 335.

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Decatur Deb  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:08:21pm

re: #48 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

American Military News Leadership

A quick google search of “Kellen Giuda” informs me is an Organizer for the Tea Party Patriots

Also from their “Leadership” page:
Other guest contributors have included:
Congressman Mike Pompeo (Currently Secretary of State)
Congressman Paul Cook
Congressman Lee Zeldin
Congressman Brad Wenstrup
General Paul McGillicuddy
Brigadier General Andrew F. Hutchinson
Gen. (Ret.) David A. Morris
TN Senator Mark Green …

(the list goes on)

The wife was an Assistant Sec’y for PR under Pompeo at State.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:09:01pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:10:06pm

re: #17 Decatur Deb

That twitter feed “American Military News” doesn’t look right. Even if it’s a commercial venture like Army Times/Navy Times, the subject matter is just too political and inside-the-beltway to fit soldiers. 50/50 someone is spoofing.

Navy removes gendered terms from official SEAL ethos (Stars & Stripes)

NEW YORK (Tribune News Service) — The U.S. Navy SEALs and the Navy Special Warfare Combatant-craft Crewmen (SWCC) have replaced gendered terms such as “man” and “brotherhood” in their ethos and creed statements for a more inclusive gender representation.

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That said, Stars & Stripes cites American Military News as their source.

American Military News LLC is a private media company owned by our Founder and CEO, Kellen Giuda.

He previously ran Tea Party News Network.

Tea Party News Network staffers resign (Politico, Feb. 19, 2015)

Staffers of the Tea Party News Network resigned on Thursday after a Daily Beast report showed how the three-year-old conservative news site fell into posting click bait smut, like videos of fights and burning cars.

“Unfortunately the ‘coalition’ of companies and groups you collectively run has not been operating with the honor that people should be able to expect,” teaparty.net chief strategist Dustin Stockton, operations manager Kris Hall, TPNN Social Media Director Jennifer Burke, TPNN contributor and TPNN social media specialist Matthew Burke and TPNN contributor Greg Campbell wrote in a letter to owners Todd Cefaratti and Kellen Guida, and posted by Washington Free Beacon’s CJ Ciaramella.

(more)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:12:11pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:13:45pm
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Decatur Deb  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:14:19pm

re: #76 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Navy removes gendered terms from official SEAL ethos (Stars & Stripes)

(more)

That said, Stars & Stripes cites American Military News as their source.

He previously ran Tea Party News Network.

Tea Party News Network staffers resign (Politico, Feb. 19, 2015)

(more)

So yeah—They’re fairly high-level fake news used to plant and exploit stories in other outlets. Expect the Other Charles Johnson to be their dorm-life correspondent.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:14:55pm

re: #53 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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And Trump’s decision will be reversed early next year.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:17:57pm

re: #35 Backwoods_Sleuth

If this keeps up, all of Iowa’s federal delegation will flip blue, except for Grassley.

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A Mom Anon  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:17:59pm

re: #77 Backwoods_Sleuth

It’s going to come down to turnout and people making damned sure they get their mailed ballots in ASAP. This gives me a little hope. It’s going to be a long election season here…

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:20:45pm

re: #82 A Mom Anon

It’s going to come down to turnout and people making damned sure they get their mailed ballots in ASAP. This gives me a little hope. It’s going to be a long election season here…

Very long. Just like 2020… Longest decade of the century.

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stpaulbear  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:22:50pm

re: #69 gocart mozart

Someone here was saying that Proud Boys have millions of members. I wonder how many of them are in until they see those requirements for membership and then say ‘fuck that shit’. There must be a lot of ex-Proud Boys.

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A Mom Anon  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:23:54pm

re: #83 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Lol, yep. I am worried about “Trump Army” assholes at minority neighborhood polling places. Stacey Abrams and Fair Fight have done a good job of educating the public about what their rights are in these areas, so that’s helpful, but as we know, these assholes are capable of anything.

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So Cal Greek Hippie  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:23:56pm

Top Engine Of 2000 Honda Cr V taken with 2008 era Cell Phone Filter

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:24:34pm

re: #51 bratwurst

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jaunte  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:25:48pm

re: #69 gocart mozart

What is it with Trump, Trump supporters and urine?

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A Mom Anon  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:28:04pm

re: #88 jaunte

Men who hate women think their bodily fluids are full of manliness and to not partake is weak. It’s kind of astounding that most of them are single, being how charming they are.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:28:04pm

re: #88 jaunte

What is it with Trump, Trump supporters and urine?

Who’s the uber-wealthy libertarian guy who collects urine samples in a vault?

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:28:52pm
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Decatur Deb  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:30:09pm

re: #84 stpaulbear

Someone here was saying that Proud Boys have millions of members. I wonder how many of them are in until they see those requirements for membership and then say ‘fuck that shit’. There must be a lot of ex-Proud Boys.

SPLC accepts an estimate of 6,000. Their pages attract about 20,000 followers.
splcenter.org

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gwangung  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:33:12pm

re: #92 Decatur Deb

SPLC accepts an estimate of 6,000. Their pages attract about 20,000 followers.
splcenter.org

The outright members aren’t the problem; the problems are the sympathizers ON POLICE FORCES.

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Decatur Deb  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:34:37pm

re: #93 gwangung

The outright members aren’t the problem; the problems are the sympathizers ON POLICE FORCES.

My town’s Chief of Police named his son “Nathan Bedford”.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:35:44pm

Well, the changes cited in the by American Military News are present on official US Navy web pages
SEAL ETHOS

SWCC CREED

(Note, Special Warfare Combatant-craft Crewmen are not to be confused with SEAL Delivery Vehicle Teams)

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jaunte  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:36:16pm

“…Guilfoyle has maintained that her decision to move from television news to a political campaign was entirely voluntary. In fact, Fox News forced her out in July, 2018—several years before her contract’s expiration date. At the time, she was a co-host of the political chat show “The Five.” Media reports suggested that she had been accused of workplace impropriety, including displaying lewd pictures of male genitalia to colleagues, but few additional details of misbehavior emerged. Guilfoyle publicly denied any wrongdoing, and last year a lawyer representing her told The New Yorker that “any suggestion” she had “engaged in misconduct at Fox is patently false.” But, as I reported at the time, shortly after Guilfoyle left her job, Fox secretly paid an undisclosed sum to the assistant, who no longer works at the company. Recently, two well-informed sources told me that Fox, in order to avoid going to trial, had agreed to pay the woman upward of four million dollars.

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Decatur Deb  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:38:19pm

re: #95 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Well, the changes cited in the by American Military News are present on official US Navy web pages
SEAL ETHOS

SWCC CREED

(Note, Special Warfare Combatant-craft Crewmen are not to be confused with SEAL Delivery Vehicle Teams)

The changes are real, but the trick was elevating it to Trump’s attention through cutouts.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:41:27pm
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🌹UOJB!  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:42:52pm

re: #98 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Satan’s Tinkerbelle never stops.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:43:16pm

re: #98 Backwoods_Sleuth

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The river is De Nile.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:44:04pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:45:59pm

re: #96 jaunte

Details here littlegreenfootballs.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:48:49pm
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Belafon  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:52:45pm

re: #77 Backwoods_Sleuth

Doesn’t sound like it was rocky for Biden.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:54:08pm

re: #82 A Mom Anon

It’s going to come down to turnout and people making damned sure they get their mailed ballots in ASAP. This gives me a little hope. It’s going to be a long election season here…

Got my ballot today here in IL. Filled it out right away and sent it back.

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aatharuv  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:54:31pm

re: #104 Belafon

Doesn’t sound like it was rocky for Biden.

There were rocks for both of them.

It was rocky for Trump.
Biden was solid as a rock.
And of course, The Rock had earlier endorsed Joe Biden.

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Belafon  Oct 1, 2020 • 4:56:47pm

putting this up because I heard it on the radio:

Joni Mitchell - Raised On Robbery

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:02:26pm
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KGxvi  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:02:50pm

re: #77 Backwoods_Sleuth

That seems like a big fucking deal…

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Charles Johnson  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:04:53pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:06:38pm

WAIT

Is Trump posting results of a twitter poll to show he won the debate?

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A Three Hour Tour  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:10:40pm

re: #111 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

WAIT

Is Trump posting results of a twitter poll to show he won the debate?

How many terms did perennial online poll winner LUAP NOR!!!!!eleventy!!!!! serve as president in Trumpworld?

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b.d. (Dump Coughing Don!)  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:14:00pm

re: #111 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

WAIT

Is Trump posting results of a twitter poll to show he won the debate?

Those things are dead on:

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:15:49pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:16:35pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:18:29pm

re: #114 Dread Pirate Ron

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BWAHAHAHAHA!

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:24:28pm

The Salton trench keeps moving. A M3.9 occurred about two hours ago, and that was preceded by an M3.0 by not long. Of course there’s hundreds of smaller quakes.

At this point I’m kind of hoping the earth opens up and we can just pour all of 2020 down into a pit and have it close up.

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:24:39pm

This is a great idea!
EDIT: People should come to vote dressed as their favorite superheroes, but not hang out at the polls because it would hamper social distancing.

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jaunte  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:26:43pm
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BigPapa  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:27:00pm

re: #116 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

I’m not sure I agree with you. I’m more of

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(inhale)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:28:11pm

OK, time for me to punish myself.
My Jets are playing the Broncos on Thursday Night Football

Someone will be 0-4 in a few hours

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Jay C  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:28:58pm

re: #68 Backwoods_Sleuth

Trump told a sir story last night about a “construction worker” crying in gratitude to him.

That’s the first time a “construction worker” has appeared in these stories, which have also featured a “coal miner,” a “steelworker,” a “farmer,” and a man big as a “football player.”

Why does Trump keep running into The Village People???

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:29:19pm

re: #121 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

OK, time for me to punish myself.
My Jets are playing the Broncos on Thursday Night Football

Someone will be 0-4 in a few hours

If it makes you feel any better, this week I watched my Minnesota Twins lose two games they should’ve won against the Houston Astros, pushing them to 0-18 in their playoff appearances stretching back to 2004.

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jaunte  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:30:06pm
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b.d. (Dump Coughing Don!)  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:30:58pm

re: #121 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

OK, time for me to punish myself.
My Jets are playing the Broncos on Thursday Night Football

Someone will be 0-4 in a few hours

The Jets?

I’d rather re-watch the debate!

//

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:32:15pm

re: #121 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

OK, time for me to punish myself.
My Jets are playing the Broncos on Thursday Night Football

Someone will be 0-4 in a few hours

Jets QB just rushed 46 yds for a touchdown.
Am I actually asleep?

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A Three Hour Tour  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:32:42pm

re: #122 Jay C

Why does Trump keep running into The Village People???

He keeps hanging out with Lindsey Graham at the YMCA.

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bratwurst  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:32:43pm
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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:33:24pm

re: #119 jaunte

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Is that the real CDC guidance or the White House altered guidance?

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A Three Hour Tour  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:33:43pm

re: #124 jaunte

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Quick, inject Trump with bleach. Stat!

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Dave In Austin  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:34:29pm
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stpaulbear  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:35:02pm

re: #123 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

If it makes you feel any better, this week I watched my Minnesota Twins lose two games they should’ve won against the Houston Astros, pushing them to 0-18 in their playoff appearances stretching back to 2004.

We’ll always have 1987 and 1991. Fair weather fan that I am, those were probably the last times I paid attention to a game.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:35:10pm

KC Chiefs QB also watching the game with me (/s/)

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:35:42pm

re: #124 jaunte

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If there were a God, Trump would get covid.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:35:53pm

re: #132 stpaulbear

We’ll always have 1987 and 1991. Fair weather fan that I am, those were probably the last times I paid attention to a game.

My parents are Cubs fans, as well as watching Purdue football and basketball. I am the living embodiment of the long-suffering fool when it comes to sports.

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jaunte  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:35:58pm
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BigPapa  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:37:44pm

Going in for the flu shot. Nobody let anything crazy happen for a bit. No earthquakes, famous people getting Rona, arrests, nothing. Just hold on.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:37:45pm

Our governor let our statewide mask mandate expire yesterday.

I was in a Dollar General just now and I’d say 1/3 of the people in there weren’t wearing masks (obviously I was).

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:38:51pm

re: #138 Eclectic Cyborg

Our governor let our statewide mask mandate expire yesterday.

I was in a Dollar General just now and I’d say 1/3 of the people in there weren’t wearing masks (obviously I was).

Ugh, I’m sorry.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:42:23pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:43:48pm

NPR doing it right

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stpaulbear  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:45:07pm

re: #138 Eclectic Cyborg

Our governor let our statewide mask mandate expire yesterday.

I was in a Dollar General just now and I’d say 1/3 of the people in there weren’t wearing masks (obviously I was).

As I was entering the grocery store yesterday, a guy realized he’d forgotten his mask, turned around and asked me if I had one he could borrow. Yeah… sure./

In-store compliance was really good except for one customer having a loud, lengthy, close conversation with one of the store employees in an aisle with his mask down under his chin. You can bet I was aware of wherever he was the whole time I was shopping, and didn’t hit the checkout line until after he’d left.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:48:02pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:48:43pm
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stpaulbear  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:50:25pm

re: #143 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Will the Trump campaign try to cancel the Wisconsin rallies? Will Trump go ballistic about it?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:51:26pm

ooh…look who else was on Marine1

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:51:33pm

re: #143 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

There is no way Trump doesn’t have it. He’s had his hands all over her for years.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:51:50pm

re: #124 jaunte

Oh 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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stpaulbear  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:52:40pm

Was Hope Hicks on site for the debate? Did she get close to any of Biden’s people? This could be a mess.

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gocart mozart  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:53:13pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:53:48pm

re: #134 NO SMOCKING GUN!

If there were a God, Trump would get covid.

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:53:51pm

re: #145 stpaulbear

Will the Trump campaign try to cancel the Wisconsin rallies? Will Trump go ballistic about it?

I heard he did cancel one. Could this be why?

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A Mom Anon  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:54:15pm

re: #150 gocart mozart

I’ll get excited when I see these little shits being led away to jail.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:54:20pm

re: #152 NO SMOCKING GUN!

He did, but I think he rescheduled it for Sunday.

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b.d. (Dump Coughing Don!)  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:54:48pm

re: #154 Ace Rothstein

He did, but I think he rescheduled it for Sunday.

They moved it to Janesville, Ryan’s home town.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:55:48pm

Remember, none of the Trump spawn were wearing masks at the debate.

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stpaulbear  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:56:03pm

re: #152 NO SMOCKING GUN!

I heard he did cancel one. Could this be why?

They may have just moved it from La Crosse to Racine.

Edit: Oops, Janesville.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:56:39pm

re: #152 NO SMOCKING GUN!

I heard he did cancel one. Could this be why?

I think the WI one was canceled because he was worried about low attendance or poor reception (or both).

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:57:18pm

I don’t believe in hell so I can say without fear of going there that I hope Trump and his entire family and administration got Covid and it makes them all extremely ill.

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gwangung  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:57:19pm

re: #156 Eclectic Cyborg

Remember, none of the Trump spawn were wearing masks at the debate.

It’d be really bad if one them gave it to the Biden camp…

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William Lewis  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:57:59pm

re: #134 NO SMOCKING GUN!

If there were a God, Trump would get covid.

Satan protects his own! //////

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stpaulbear  Oct 1, 2020 • 5:59:27pm

re: #160 gwangung

It’d be really bad if one them gave it to the Biden camp…

You can bet that the Biden camp is doing some serious huddling right now trying to figure out who what where and when. They’re not going to fuck around with this. Joe actually cares about his people.

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gocart mozart  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:00:47pm
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jaunte  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:01:46pm
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b.d. (Dump Coughing Don!)  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:03:17pm

re: #163 gocart mozart

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THE POPE IS VERY BUSY! THE CHURCH IS ALWAYS IN A HURRY CHANGING EVERYTHING WILLY NILLY! YOU CAN’T KEEP UP WITH HOW FAST THE PACE IS!

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Dave In Austin  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:04:20pm

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A Mom Anon  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:04:49pm

Rachel is covering the Wohl/Burkman crimes right now.

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mmmirele  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:06:09pm

I had to go to the dentist for a tooth that was cold. Turns out it wasn’t THAT tooth which was the problem, but one further back in my mouth and I have to get a root canal after I take a week’s worth of nasty antibiotics. That said, I saw several of THESE in my neighborhood, at corners along University Dr. in Mesa, AZ.

I have to get a root canal, but there are Republicans, who have their names on a website (arizonarepublicanswhobelieve.org), who are buying and putting signs up!

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stpaulbear  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:07:54pm

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:09:21pm

Seriously, if the entire Trump admin got it, how the fuck does he win?

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jaunte  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:10:08pm
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The Ghost of a Flea  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:10:32pm

re: #163 gocart mozart

When it comes down it…it’s pretty easy for them. They do this with dead people all the time: Pat Tillman, Ronald Reagan, Herman Cain, RBG…on and on and on.

Nobody actually exists outside their needs of the moment, so it makes perfect sense to impose a self-serving narrative atop another person. The actual Pope Francis is an obstacle to what they need from Pope Francis, so they have constructed an unreal Pope Francis.

It’s how wife beaters operate: the actual spouse is disappointing enough to strike but she is not important compared to the pure, high-utility unreal wife the abuser wants.

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jaunte  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:13:49pm
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stpaulbear  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:14:20pm

re: #170 Ace Rothstein

Seriously, if the entire Trump admin got it, how the fuck does he win?

It doesn’t really affect people…

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Charles Johnson  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:14:23pm
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jaunte  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:16:09pm

Melania is exactly the person who would be married to Trump.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:17:52pm

re: #173 jaunte

Nothing on CNN Twitter about it.

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b.d. (Dump Coughing Don!)  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:18:10pm

Nice to see my old friend karma show up after a long absence, I thought I would never see you again!

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A Mom Anon  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:19:53pm

re: #173 jaunte

Like she had to do any of the work of decorating the White House. Bitch please. I seriously hope she ends up penniless and can’t afford so much as a fucking tree ornament.

180
Ace Rothstein  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:20:45pm

Okay never mind. I just heard it.

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jaunte  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:20:49pm

re: #177 Ace Rothstein

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gocart mozart  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:20:54pm
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Charles Johnson  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:21:40pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:23:14pm

Still love your First Lady, Evangelicals?

/

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dangerman  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:23:18pm

October 1

Surprise!!!!!!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:24:12pm

re: #105 GlutenFreeJesus

Got my ballot today here in IL. Filled it out right away and sent it back.

We’re waiting on ours. The state started mailing ballots Tuesday.

187
Belafon  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:24:19pm

Catching Covid is Trump’s last ditch effort to earn sympathy votes.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:24:28pm
189
JC1  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:24:42pm

The South Park pandemic special is very good. Obviously NSFW or kids. Can be streamed for free from their website.

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b.d. (Dump Coughing Don!)  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:25:17pm

re: #181 jaunte

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Wow!

She’ll catch more hell about the Christmas slam than about kids in cages.

This should do it, turn out the lights….

We are saying Christmas again! Instead of saying “who gives a fuck about the holidays” we are saying “who gives a fuck about Christmas”!

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dangerman  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:25:54pm

Former Trump campaign manager Brad Parscale told friends he was under federal investigation days before his weekend meltdown for which he was involuntarily hospitalized, Business Insider reports

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BigPapa  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:26:08pm

I feel sorta surprised actually.

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dangerman  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:27:13pm

oh dear

As part of his campaign, Trump has been doing all he can to showcase female stars in the Republican Party, from nominating Amy Coney Barrett for the Supreme Court to naming Kimberly Guilfoyle, the former Fox News host and legal analyst, his campaign’s finance chair.”

“Guilfoyle, however, may not be an ideal emissary. In November, 2018, a young woman who had been one of Guilfoyle’s assistants at Fox News sent company executives a confidential, forty-two-page draft complaint that accused Guilfoyle of repeated sexual harassment, and demanded monetary relief. The document, which resulted in a multimillion-dollar out-of-court settlement, raises serious questions about Guilfoyle’s fitness as a character witness for Trump, let alone as a top campaign official.”

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:27:34pm

re: #191 dangerman

It’s always sucks when the walls start closing in.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:28:10pm

re: #194 Eclectic Cyborg

And you know damn well that Trump is behind this skim.

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dangerman  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:28:25pm

re: #194 Eclectic Cyborg

It’s always sucks when the walls start closing in.

so this is what schadenfreude feels like

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stpaulbear  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:29:43pm

re: #190 b.d. (Competence 2020!)

Wow!

She’ll catch more hell about the Christmas slam than about kids in cages.

This should do it, turn out the lights….

We are saying Christmas again! Instead of saying “who gives a fuck about the holidays” we are saying “who gives a fuck about Christmas”!

I’m still going with “Happy Fucking Holidays!”

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Belafon  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:29:55pm
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Charles Johnson  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:30:33pm

Tonight I’m kind of sad about Gus. I still don’t really understand why he got so hostile, but that’s how it goes sometimes.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:31:23pm

re: #199 Charles Johnson

Tonight I’m kind of sad about Gus. I still don’t really understand why he got so hostile, but that’s how it goes sometimes.

People are who they are. You never really know, man. Sucks to hear - I didn’t know he went feral.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:32:09pm

re: #196 dangerman

so this is what schadenfreude feels like

Tasty!

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b.d. (Dump Coughing Don!)  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:32:43pm

News like this you want to keep to yourself and not anyone who, ya know, might have had contact with her!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:33:10pm

re: #138 Eclectic Cyborg

Our governor let our statewide mask mandate expire yesterday.

I was in a Dollar General just now and I’d say 1/3 of the people in there weren’t wearing masks (obviously I was).

At least you had a statewide mask mandate. It’s quite the tell that Mississippi is more science-minded than Nebraska, where our governor prohibited mask mandates in government facilities.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:34:06pm
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A Mom Anon  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:34:24pm

re: #199 Charles Johnson

He sort of struck me as lonely. I tried to befriend him but it wasn’t something he seemed interested in. Who knows what his personal/family life has been like, sometimes people get worn out and damaged by life and end up mean and angry. It sucks.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:34:27pm
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dangerman  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:34:54pm

re: #201 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Tasty!

like victory

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:35:59pm

re: #204 Charles Johnson

Not me.

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b.d. (Dump Coughing Don!)  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:36:19pm

re: #204 Charles Johnson

Trying to be sympathetic to Trump cronies who catch the virus. Really trying. I’ll get there.

It is what it is Charles!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:37:12pm

re: #204 Charles Johnson

If you’ll get there you need to reevaluate.

Just saying. 😉

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b.d. (Dump Coughing Don!)  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:37:15pm

OUR DEEP STATE AGENT IN THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN COMPROMISED!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:37:57pm

NASA Live: Official Stream of NASA TV

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jaunte  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:38:38pm

How lazy are you if you whine about how hard it is to tell other people where to put up decorations?

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b.d. (Dump Coughing Don!)  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:39:56pm

re: #213 jaunte

How lazy are you if you whine about how hard it is to tell other people where to put up decorations?

MAKE IT PLAINER AND UGLIER! PLAINER AND UGLIER! IT’S TOO WARM AND FESTIVE!!! COLDER!! UGLIER!!!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:40:26pm
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jaunte  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:41:07pm

re: #214 b.d. (Competence 2020!)

GEEF ME TREES THE COLOR OF BLOOOOD!!!

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lawhawk  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:41:15pm

re: #133 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

That was the best running back in NY (Jets or Giants) from the past decade. /half

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:41:25pm

re: #216 jaunte

GEEF ME TREES THE COLOR OF BLOOOOD!!!

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What … da FUQ is that.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:41:54pm
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b.d. (Dump Coughing Don!)  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:42:32pm

re: #218 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

What … da FUQ is that.

ur tax $ at work

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lawhawk  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:42:33pm

re: #216 jaunte

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:42:37pm

Pffft

Launch aborted

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:42:47pm
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A Mom Anon  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:43:09pm

Watching Rachel and it turns out these pretend “poll watchers” weren’t at the actual polls because they weren’t open yet. They were trying to get into a place where ballots and applications are available. No party is allowed to have any sort of watcher or monitor inside the building.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:43:10pm

re: #218 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

What … da FUQ is that.

That was the White House Christmas a couple of years ago.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:43:21pm

re: #218 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Christmas in the White House two years ago.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:44:46pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:44:52pm

re: #225 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

re: #226 Ace Rothstein

Whatever drugs she was taking, no thanks, I choose life.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:45:17pm

Rachel now exposing what the corrupted Pennsylvania Republican legislature is pulling off…creating a select committee that will be able to subpoena votes.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:45:44pm

re: #227 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

And you know there’s more coming out.

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jaunte  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:46:03pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:46:10pm

WTAF

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b.d. (Dump Coughing Don!)  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:46:51pm

re: #227 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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She’s still that pissed off about Christmas the following July?

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stpaulbear  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:49:58pm

re: #222 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Pffft

Launch aborted

Well, no zoom but at least there’s no boom.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:50:31pm

re: #234 stpaulbear

Well, no zoom but at least there’s no boom.

If this end is pointing toward the ground, you are having a bad time and you will not go to space today.

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dangerman  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:50:44pm

they elected a full grown baby

New York Times: “The one constant has been the president portraying himself as a victim at every turn.”

“Be it congressional Democrats or Republican foes like the late Senator John McCain, the news media or the standards enforcers at Twitter, the impeachment inquiry or, now, the debate commission, Mr. Trump has repeatedly blamed others for problems and self-inflicted wounds, something he hopes will appeal to a shared sense of grievance among his supporters.”

“That instinct is now increasingly on display as he faces ominous polling showing him behind in his re-election campaign, a position that aides say is unfathomable for someone who has long staked his personal brand on ‘winning.’ Mr. Trump, some advisers inside and outside the White House say, has telegraphed to them that he is scared of losing — and in particular, scared of losing to Mr. Biden, whom he does not respect

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lawhawk  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:51:33pm

re: #233 b.d. (Competence 2020!)

The WH is known for their Christmas decorations. It’s a happy and joyous occasion there and an opportunity to dress up the place with a festive atmosphere.

She thinks that it’s an awful thing?

These people are seriously damaged goods.

I visited the WH a few years back during the holidays, and was very impressed with the decorations. If there’s one thing the staff at the WH do, it’s put on a show (and the WH is a stage and a home and an office complex, with overlap all over the place).

They have a staff (the nonpolitical kind) that handles this stuff, and they’re very good at what they do.

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Jay C  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:51:39pm

re: #218 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

What … da FUQ is that.

How quickly we forget- that was how Melania “did” the WH for Christmas - in 2018, I think. La Navidad de Sangre

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:52:39pm

I DON’T WANT TO GO ON FOX!!!!!

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Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:53:52pm

re: #5 Egregious Philbin

Felony charges filed against Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman! I don’t think prison is gonna work out well for Jacob.

Link

Please let there be a perp walk -
PLEASE let there be a perp walk.

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JC1  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:54:39pm

re: #219 Charles Johnson

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At first I thought that it was a crank phone can, but Anderson Cooper thinks it’s real, so it’s good enough for me.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:54:55pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:55:37pm

re: #234 stpaulbear

Well, no zoom but at least there’s no boom.

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jaunte  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:56:11pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:56:16pm

re: #240 Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!

Please let there be a perp walk -
PLEASE let there be a perp walk.

It’ll be the biggest viral sensation on the Internet for a few weeks. I need this.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:56:30pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:56:34pm

re: #237 lawhawk

The WH is known for their Christmas decorations. It’s a happy and joyous occasion there and an opportunity to dress up the place with a festive atmosphere.

She thinks that it’s an awful thing?

These people are seriously damaged goods.

I visited the WH a few years back during the holidays, and was very impressed with the decorations. If there’s one thing the staff at the WH do, it’s put on a show (and the WH is a stage and a home and an office complex, with overlap all over the place).

They have a staff (the nonpolitical kind) that handles this stuff, and they’re very good at what they do.

My wife and I never decorate our home for Christmas, mostly because too much trouble, atheists, and who’s going to come in our home to see it anyway?

Perhaps we should decorate our spruce trees outside this year in White House conservative chic. We can’t do the black-and-white dead tree decoration she did, but we could coat the trees in lots of red tinsel and garlands, red lights, &c,

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DodgerFan1988  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:57:48pm

Hope should take hydroxychloride. Her boss said it cures Covid-19.

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:59:38pm

re: #66 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Potentially 24 years max for each. Bye Jacob. Bye Jack. 👋🏼

They’ve escaped real punishment for their prior crimes. No reason to think this time will be any different. The most will be a slap on the wrist and some modest fine.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:59:46pm

re: #248 DodgerFan1988

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Hope should take hydroxychloride. Her boss said it cures Covid-19.

I’m just pissed off that she came to Minnesota with that plague. Fuck you, bitch. We’re struggling badly enough with the idjits in the Dakotas, Iowa, and Wisconsin. We don’t need you to fly in and drop the ‘rona bomb.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:59:50pm

re: #244 jaunte

I would go as far as “genocidal” since separating children from one group and giving them to another is in our own laws as a definition of genocide.

There needs to be genocide trials, or our laws mean nothing.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Oct 1, 2020 • 6:59:57pm

Prediction: The day after the election, Melanie moves back to NY and files divorce papers.

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JC1  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:00:37pm

re: #248 DodgerFan1988

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Hope should take hydroxychloride. Her boss said it cures Covid-19.

It would be poetic justice if Trump joined Herman Cain due to covid. Can count on the fingers of one hand the number of times I truly wished ill on someone, but Trump deserves it.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:00:38pm

re: #249 Hecuba’s daughter

They’ve escaped real punishment for their prior crimes. No reason to think this time will be any different. The most will be a slap on the wrist and some modest fine.

State charges in Michigan. Not so sure about that.

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lawhawk  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:00:45pm

re: #247 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

The hallway got all the attention, but the rest of the public space available for the tours were done more traditionally.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:01:18pm

re: #236 dangerman

they elected a full grown baby

“That instinct is now increasingly on display as he faces ominous polling showing him behind in his re-election campaign, a position that aides say is unfathomable for someone who has long staked his personal brand on ‘winning.’ Mr. Trump, some advisers inside and outside the White House say, has telegraphed to them that he is scared of losing — and in particular, scared of losing to Mr. Biden, whom he does not respect

It’s mutual, asshole.

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lawhawk  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:01:32pm

re: #252 I Would Prefer Not To

Prediction: The day after the election, Melanie moves back to NY and files divorce papers.

And turn’s state’s evidence on Trump to avoid prosecution on tax fraud/money laundering.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:02:19pm

re: #254 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

State charges in Michigan. Not so sure about that.

Midwest justice, when it’s not involving crooked cops, definitely doesn’t fuck around. Most of our states still put people to death.

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jaunte  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:02:38pm
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dangerman  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:02:49pm

re: #252 I Would Prefer Not To

Prediction: The day after the election, Melanie moves back to NY and files divorce papers.

hell i said that in 2017

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:03:03pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:03:15pm

re: #258 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Midwest justice, when it’s not involving crooked cops, definitely doesn’t fuck around. Most of our states still put people to death.

Michigan has never had the death penalty.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:03:27pm

re: #259 jaunte

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Of course he did.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:03:31pm

re: #262 The Pie Overlord!

Michigan has never had the death penalty.

Heh. I learned something.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:03:41pm

re: #259 jaunte

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dangerman  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:04:01pm

re: #257 lawhawk

And turn’s state’s evidence on Trump to avoid prosecution on tax fraud/money laundering.

i wonder joint return or mfs?

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jaunte  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:04:24pm

re: #263 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

All those unsanitary suckers that protect him.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:05:35pm

re: #267 jaunte

All those unsanitary suckers that protect him.

Those losers.

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lawhawk  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:05:47pm

re: #267 jaunte

All those unsanitary suckers that protect him.

Yet when you see photos/video of the servicemembers around Marine One or AF1, they’re invariably masked.

Trump’s goon squad are notorious for not wearing masks or social distancing.

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Grunthos the Flatulent  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:06:23pm

re: #134 NO SMOCKING GUN!

If there were a God, Trump would get covid.

If there were a God, Covid would get Trump.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:06:58pm

re: #270 Grunthos the Flatulent

If there were a God, Covid would get Trump.

There’s still time.

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:07:49pm

re: #270 Grunthos the Flatulent

If there were a God, Covid would get Trump.

I want him to be healthy for the rest of his natural life in prison.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:08:21pm

re: #134 NO SMOCKING GUN!

If there were a God, Trump would get covid.

Oh I want Steven and Jason Miller to share that Karmic experience!

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dangerman  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:09:51pm

Brad Parscale walks into a bar with a cat on his shoulder. The cat is wearing a tiny red MAGA hat

That is cool says the barkeep where did you get that?

From under the bus, the cat answers. They got dozens of these under the Trump bus.

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Patricia Kayden  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:09:54pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:10:07pm

re: #270 Grunthos the Flatulent

If there were a God, Covid would get Trump.

Hmmm — what if it got both Trump and Pence before the election? The GOP would probably blame that on a nefarious Democratic plot, instead of the President’s irresponsibility.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:10:18pm

The Proud Boys are Trump’s SA.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:10:35pm

LOL

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DodgerFan1988  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:10:42pm
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dangerman  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:11:26pm

re: #134 NO SMOCKING GUN!

If there were a God, Trump would get covid.

if there was a god Trump would never have been elected.

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b_sharp  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:11:52pm

re: #269 lawhawk

Trump is about appearance. He takes less than obvious safety steps in public and probably demands everyone around him stay their distance and wear masks away from the public.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:12:27pm

re: #279 DodgerFan1988

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She’s as disgraceful as Donald is. Really feel bad that Barron has these two miserable people for parents and his siblings aren’t much to write home about either.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:12:33pm

re: #272 The Pie Overlord!

I want him to be healthy for the rest of his natural life in prison.

I want him to be a Covid long-hauler for his life in prison.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:14:27pm

Jews Can No Longer Support Trump

Well, it finally happened. Last night, during the first U.S. Presidential debate, where millions of people in America, as well as in the rest of the world, the President of the United States was asked multiple times to condemn white supremacy, and refused. That, in itself, should raise huge red flags for any Jew who has supported Trump in the past; however, what was more frightening and telling was when Donald Trump looked into the camera, and instead of condemning his neo-nazi supporters, told them to “stand back, and stand by.”

It took only minutes for the Proud Boys and their ilk to celebrate a full endorsement from their President on the social media platforms. Screenshots across social media showed, the morning after the debate, that the Proud Boys, as well as other White Supremacy groups, understood those words to be a “call to arms,” or “marching orders,” by their leader. The Proud Boys created a new badge with the words “stand back and stand by” to show their orders to incite violence were acknowledged. This is not fake news. It is not Trump Derangement Syndrome. It is not a misunderstanding. Jews of America, search your feelings, you know it to be true. The President is your enemy.

blogs.timesofisrael.com

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:14:31pm

Another comment by Rebecca started a whole bunch of people ranting in a comment thread.

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jaunte  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:15:00pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:17:50pm

re: #286 jaunte

He really does give no shits about anyone who is not him.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:20:30pm
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🌹UOJB!  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:22:11pm

If you’re not watching or listening to Lawrence, tune in. Looks like Trump is waiting for the results of the full COVID test…

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b.d. (Dump Coughing Don!)  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:22:35pm

lol, love ya Ted!

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Sherlock Hound  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:23:02pm

re: #243 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Several of us who follow launches wonder if the COVID-19 lockdowns have caused ground maintenance to deteriorate: All of the scrubs this week were due to something ground-side, with GSE, as it is called.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:24:01pm
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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:25:50pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:26:31pm

re: #292 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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Pretty good chance Rittenhouse will be at CPAC next year either in person or with a message from prison.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:27:15pm
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🌹UOJB!  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:27:45pm

re: #294 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Pretty good chance Rittenhouse will be at CPAC next year either in person or with a message from prison.

Wisconsin Republicans gave that monster’s mother a standing ovation.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:28:55pm

re: #290 b.d. (Competence 2020!)

lol, love ya Ted!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:29:02pm

re: #296 🌹UOJB!

Wisconsin Republicans gave that monster’s mother a standing ovation.

That’s disgusting.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:29:03pm

re: #295 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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WTF.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:29:29pm

re: #296 🌹UOJB!

Wisconsin Republicans gave that monster’s mother a standing ovation.

Hence my comment

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DodgerFan1988  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:30:05pm

Please God, Please!

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:31:07pm

re: #301 DodgerFan1988

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Please God, Please!

That’s a long time for him. But hey personal responsibility Jacob, try it out punk.

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Patricia Kayden  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:31:43pm

re: #292 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

This needs to be more of a scandal than it is. Absolutely outrageous.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:33:53pm

re: #303 Patricia Kayden

This needs to be more of a scandal than it is. Absolutely outrageous.

There is so much that barely gets a mention on the news if at all. I hope Trump and his cronies go away for life in a max security prison in the middle of nowhere.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:33:59pm
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Sherlock Hound  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:35:00pm

Michael Tracy, GFY!

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Florida Panhandler  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:36:55pm

Created with the Trump Bumper Sticker Generator lgf.bz

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:37:53pm

re: #299 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

WTF.

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aatharuv  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:39:27pm

re: #146 Backwoods_Sleuth

ooh…look who else was on Marine1

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Oooh, Are those Stephen Miller and Jared Kushner?

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steve_davis  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:40:06pm

re: #134 NO SMOCKING GUN!

If there were a God, Trump would get covid.

Satan: Lord, I would wager that I can take your most righteous servant and cause him such misfortune that he will curse your name.

God: You’re talking about Trump?

Satan: (long pause) No, of COURSE I’m not talking about Trump. That is absolutely—wait, are you jerking me? Oh son of a— you were just jerking my chain.

God: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:41:04pm

re: #308 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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He really is an unAmerican piece of shit. He has zero patriotism. Just bullshit.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:41:18pm

re: #303 Patricia Kayden

This needs to be more of a scandal than it is. Absolutely outrageous.

re: #304 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

There is so much that barely gets a mention on the news if at all. I hope Trump and his cronies go away for life in a max security prison in the middle of nowhere.

Yeah, getting lost in the shuffle

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:42:07pm

re: #312 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Yeah, getting lost in the shuffle

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There’s so much that’s gonna come out.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:42:48pm

Ted Lieu is getting dragged pretty badly over the “children in cages” part rather than his “outrage about Christmas” part.

Samples:

For the record, Christmas was banned in this country by Christians for much of the beginning of the nation, as it was thought to be a pagan English tradition. It was only declared a federal holiday in 1870.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:43:06pm

re: #312 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

I said on debate that October would be a fucking rollercoaster. Day 1 did not disappoint.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:44:54pm

If Trump’s rise was spectacular. His fall is going to be even more so.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:46:00pm

Just a reminder folks...IT’S ONLY THURSDAY!!!!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:47:25pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:47:45pm

re: #308 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Trump was born under a forty-eight star flag. Since then we’ve had a forty-nine and a fifty star flag.

He’s treating the flag the same way conservatives treat a lot of things (like the Constitution or the Bible): Immutable unchangeable objects which should be revered in their own right, not for what they represent.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:49:37pm

re: #318 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

He’s not going to quarantine properly. No way.

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gwangung  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:50:26pm

re: #319 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Trump was born under a forty-eight star flag. Since then we’ve had a forty-nine and a fifty star flag.

He’s treating the flag the same way conservatives treat a lot of things (like the Constitution or the Bible): Immutable unchangeable objects which should be revered in their own right, not for what they represent.

In a word, fetishes.

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plansbandc  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:50:36pm

So HH has been rumored for awhile to be his mistress. This may be really really bad.

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Kilroy was here  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:50:44pm

re: #318 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Will they put a presidential seal on his ventilator?

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:51:49pm

re: #318 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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Why should he have to quarantine? I’m sure that Paula White and the Pulpit Pimp Posse will be glad to lay their hands on Trump, anoint him in oil and pray for Jay-Zuss to shine that divine UV light up his ass to kill the virus!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:53:35pm
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Sherlock Hound  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:56:28pm

re: #321 gwangung

In a word, fetishes.

Flagolatry

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:56:50pm

re: #325 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Miles Pomper
@MilesPomper
So we can expect even more tweets. Bet he uses quarantine as excuse to get out of remaining debates

What about the weekend rallies in Wisconsin? He may be forced to cancel those too.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:56:59pm

Pelosi better stay healthy for a continuation of government if Trump and Pence both get sick.

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(((Archangel1)))  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:57:09pm
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🌹UOJB!  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:57:12pm

re: #325 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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That’s precisely what will happen. Trump will hide behind the quarantine and he’ll back out.

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calochortus  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:57:24pm

Any chance the whole Hope Hicks/Covid thing is an excuse to not do further debates?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Oct 1, 2020 • 7:57:50pm
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jaunte  Oct 1, 2020 • 8:00:09pm
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plansbandc  Oct 1, 2020 • 8:00:18pm

re: #331 calochortus

But of course.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Oct 1, 2020 • 8:00:23pm

re: #327 Hecuba’s daughter

What about the weekend rallies in Wisconsin? He may be forced to cancel those too.

He didn’t say he was quarantining himself from money. Plus there’s no way he gets close to any of his supporters.

The only people he puts at risk if he came down with the disease is his staffers and civil servants.

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piratedan  Oct 1, 2020 • 8:01:37pm

here’s to hoping Ms. Hicks only gets a mild case because really.. COVID sucks ass and while I dislike this administration with the heat of a million suns.. I really don’t want people to get sick and even though its waaaay too fucking late, maybe, just maybe. this will get them to start doing some things right and start the flow of money where its needed, PPE being made and distributed and more testing being done and letting the information flow to help the docs around the world help each other.

unlikely… yes… but at this point, I just want to see what can be done to have people stop getting infected. I hate that the numbers are just a way for people to keep score because this is not a fucking game here.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 1, 2020 • 8:02:16pm

re: #333 jaunte

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But Trump proclaimed that he had taken Hydroxychloroquine 6 weeks ago to prevent COVID!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 1, 2020 • 8:02:45pm

re: #322 plansbandc

So HH has been rumored for awhile to be his mistress. This may be really really bad.

Let us pray.

Yeah. I’m an asshole.

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 1, 2020 • 8:08:00pm

re: #335 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

He didn’t say he was quarantining himself from money. Plus there’s no way he gets close to any of his supporters.

The only people he puts at risk if he came down with the disease is his staffers and civil servants.

But wouldn’t it violate quarantine for him to be traveling with others to Wisconsin. Cannot believe that would be permitted.

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calochortus  Oct 1, 2020 • 8:10:34pm

re: #335 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

He didn’t say he was quarantining himself from money. Plus there’s no way he gets close to any of his supporters.

The only people he puts at risk if he came down with the disease is his staffers and civil servants.

If Ms. Hicks is actually sick and it’s not just an excuse to avoid embarrassing public appearances.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Oct 1, 2020 • 8:28:11pm

re: #322 plansbandc

So HH has been rumored for awhile to be his mistress. This may be really really bad good.

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