Colbert: The GOP Is Making a Hero of Kyle Rittenhouse

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Only a complete moron (like Florida congressman Matt Gaetz) would celebrate the tragic loss of life in Kenosha by making a hero out of Kyle Rittenhouse. In booster shot news, CNN’s Dr. Jonathan Reiner argues that it’s time to move the goalposts on what it takes to be considered “fully vaccinated.” #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:09:38am

It is about defending White Neighborhoods from marauding Mau-Mau rape and revenge gangs.

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Dave In Austin  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:12:17am
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ericblair  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:13:00am

As Black Friday prep, witness a very disgruntled IKEA soon-to-be-ex employee.

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ericblair  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:13:54am

re: #2 Dave In Austin

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Got me by forty seconds, dude. I hope you feel good about yourself.

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Dave In Austin  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:14:53am

re: #4 ericblair

Funny as hell!

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:15:36am
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Belafon  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:16:09am

Bringing it over:

My wife left the TV on ABC, and so I heard a little bit of the intro:

Character 1: isn’t it sacrilegious to hatch a plot in chapel?

Character 2: it’s a nondenominational chapel.

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Belafon  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:17:00am

re: #3 ericblair

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As Black Friday prep, witness a very disgruntled IKEA soon-to-be-ex employee.

Considering how the head floats separate from the store, i doubt he’s an employee now anyway.

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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:20:31am

re: #2 Dave In Austin

Here it is for the non-twitterers.

Ikea Customer Service

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:22:13am

re: #8 Belafon

Considering how the head floats separate from the store, i doubt he’s an employee now anyway.

I doubt he was an actual employee there at all. The entire thing sounded like a wonderful riff of ridiculous customer complaints.

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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:23:20am

re: #8 Belafon

Considering how the head floats separate from the store, i doubt he’s an employee now anyway.

I thought the Ikea badge lanyard was a nice touch, but he’s a comedian and apparently likes the Ikea skit…bunch of variations here:
tiktok.com

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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:25:51am

Okay - his survivalist one is worth 43 seconds of your time.

tiktok.com

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:31:59am
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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:32:52am

I hope the Alex Jones interrogation is public…and that the Commission plays this video to him.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:37:59am

lawsuit against organizers, promoters, and participants of the 2017 Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:39:09am
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wrenchwench  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:39:29am

re: #12 darthstar

Okay - his survivalist one is worth 43 seconds of your time.

tiktok.com

Is this what I was supposed to get?

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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:39:37am

South Australia becomes first gigawatt grid on the planet to reach net zero demand. (actually touched -38 megawatts for five minutes)…now the challenge is how to handle energy generators that require some uptime to stay healthy.

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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:42:24am

re: #17 wrenchwench

Is this what I was supposed to get?

Nope…should just be mustache dude talking about how a Jansport backpack is the perfect survival tool because he survived high school with it.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:42:42am
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nines09  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:43:21am

re: #19 darthstar

They wanted my contacts. Because I logged out of an account I do not have.

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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:43:29am

re: #15 Backwoods_Sleuth

lawsuit against organizers, promoters, and participants of the 2017 Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville:

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I hope the defendants brought their checkbooks. Good to see them getting punitive damages.

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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:44:52am

re: #21 nines09

They wanted my contacts. Because I logged out of an account I do not have.

Weird. I don’t even have a tik-tok account and it works for me…

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wrenchwench  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:45:16am

re: #19 darthstar

Nope…should just be mustache dude talking about how a Jansport backpack is the perfect survival tool because he survived high school with it.

I refreshed and saw it. Mine’s a red Adidas, looks the same, otherwise.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:46:17am

re: #22 darthstar

I hope the defendants brought their checkbooks. Good to see them getting punitive damages.

according to wiki, these are the defendants:

The defendant for whom the case is named is Jason Kessler, a neo-Nazi activist who was a primary organizer of the Unite the Right rally. The lawsuit also names defendant Richard B. Spencer as a primary organizer.[29]

Defendants Christopher Cantwell and Michael Peinovich (known by the pseudonym Mike Enoch) are listed in the lawsuit as promoters of the event. The lawsuit also identifies The Daily Stormer as a promoter of the rally through its website and various “book clubs”; the lawsuit names Andrew Anglin and Robert “Azzmador” Ray as individuals responsible for The Daily Stormer, as well as the limited liability corporation, Moonbase Holdings.[29]

Several white supremacist groups, and various leaders and members of these groups, are listed as defendants: Vanguard America is included as a defendant due to the plaintiffs’ belief that defendant James Fields, the perpetrator of the Charlottesville car attack, was a member of the group. Other defendants are Identity Evropa, its founder Nathan Damigo, and member Elliot Kline (also known as Eli Mosley); the Traditionalist Worker Party and its leaders Matthew Heimbach and Matthew Parrott; the League of the South and leaders Michael Hill and Michael Tubbs; Fraternal Order of the Alt-Knights (a subgroup of the Proud Boys[36]) and leader Augustus Sol Invictus; the East Coast Knights of the Ku Klux Klan; the Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan; the National Socialist Movement and its leader Jeff Schoep; and the loose group known as the Nationalist Front, led by Schoep, Heimbach, and Hill.[29]

Default judgments were entered against defendants Andrew Anglin; Moonbase Holdings, LLC; East Coast Knights of the Ku Klux Klan; Fraternal Order of the Alt-Knights; Augustus Sol Invictus; Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan; and the Nationalist Front. Robert “Azzmador” Ray is a fugitive, wanted on federal and local warrants.[34]

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nines09  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:46:26am

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nines09  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:47:11am

re: #23 darthstar

You’re on the west coast I’m in Pennsylvania. Who knows the mysteries of the Inner Toobs.

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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:49:12am

re: #20 Backwoods_Sleuth

100 bucks per container per day? That’s not too much….except there are about 300,000 empties there at any given time.

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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:55:17am

A day late, but yeah…

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:55:35am
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wrenchwench  Nov 23, 2021 • 11:56:02am

re: #25 Backwoods_Sleuth

according to wiki, these are the defendants:

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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:00:36pm

re: #31 wrenchwench

$25 million…they’re going to need a bigger gofundme. I wonder if Trump is going to help them pay.

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Belafon  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:02:53pm

re: #32 darthstar

$25 million…they’re going to need a bigger gofundme. I wonder if Trump is going to help them pay.

You mean the GOP, not Trump.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:04:00pm

re: #32 darthstar

$25 million…they’re going to need a bigger gofundme. I wonder if Trump is going to help them pay.

laugh harder

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:05:09pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:05:54pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:06:56pm

re: #35 Backwoods_Sleuth

As much as Republicans try to screw us with gerrymandering, would it not be fair to fight back a bit and just do the 8-0?

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wrenchwench  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:07:02pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:08:50pm
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wrenchwench  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:15:13pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:15:19pm
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Teddy's Person  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:15:54pm

Note to white folks: Your whiteness shield has its limits. Bullets don’t bounce off your skin.

Pregnant librarian shot and killed in wild road rage encounter that she instigated: police

Sara Nicole Morales was fatally shot about 5 p.m. Saturday evening outside her Orange City home after she intentionally struck a motorcycle and then fled the scene, and the motorcyclist and a witness followed her home after trying to stop her at an intersection and calling police, reported WOFL-TV.

The 35-year-old Morales went inside her home to grab a gun, and she confronted 40-year-old Andrew Derr in the roadway outside — where the motorcyclist shot her multiple times.

Morales died a short time later at a nearby hospital, and police said she was about four or five months pregnant and is survived by an 11-year-old daughter and a fiancé.

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Dopamine Fish  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:17:12pm

re: #42 Teddy’s Person

Note to white folks: Your whiteness shield has its limits. Bullets don’t bounce off your skin.

Pregnant librarian shot and killed in wild road rage encounter that she instigated: police

This is why I’ve been trying to do better at controlling my road rage. I’m notorious for being way too aggressive at people on the road, and I need to get it under control before I get shot.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:17:42pm

Pro-Trump nonprofit gives millions to groups boosting his agenda publicintegrity.org

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:20:53pm
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A Mom Anon  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:22:52pm

re: #29 darthstar

But you can put the turkey in a container of cold water for a few hours and it speeds the process quite a bit. I use a bucket and set it out of Cleo’s reach, a couple hours at a time. Just make sure you follow food safety rules with the water and bucket.

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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:25:38pm

re: #42 Teddy’s Person

Note to white folks: Your whiteness shield has its limits. Bullets don’t bounce off your skin.

Pregnant librarian shot and killed in wild road rage encounter that she instigated: police

Sounds like she had anger management issues. She no longer has anger management issues. Sad for her daughter. Not sure why it’s relevant she was a librarian…did the motorcyclist have an overdue book?

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:26:24pm

re: #42 Teddy’s Person

Note to white folks: Your whiteness shield has its limits. Bullets don’t bounce off your skin.

Pregnant librarian shot and killed in wild road rage encounter that she instigated: police

Some people seem to feel indestructible while in a car, and she probably thought having a gun means that she gets her way, and was surprised when her victim defended himself.

I don’t feel sorry for people who threaten others with guns, and get shot. I do feel sorry for her 11-year-old.

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BlueSpotinAL  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:26:28pm

re: #46 A Mom Anon

But you can put the turkey in a container of cold water for a few hours and it speeds the process quite a bit. I use a bucket and set it out of Cleo’s reach, a couple hours at a time. Just make sure you follow food safety rules with the water and bucket.

Might as well add brine. Huh, like I do every Thanksgiving!

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:27:43pm

re: #47 darthstar

Sounds like she had anger management issues. She no longer has anger management issues. Sad for her daughter. Not sure why it’s relevant she was a librarian…did the motorcyclist have an overdue book?

It means that she’s a fine upstanding citizen other than attempting to kill others when anything doesn’t go exactly the way she wants it to go.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:27:51pm
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Patricia Kayden  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:28:22pm
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nines09  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:28:37pm

re: #23 darthstar
I was out and on my phone. Came home and it works.
Huh.
And……He’s right.
I still use my older sons JanSport backpack. From when he was in high school. He’s now 41 years of knowing better.
Bulletproof. It’s my beach go to. I’ll never completely get the Maryland and Jersey sand out of it. Yellow with leather bottom it got miles.

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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:28:38pm

re: #46 A Mom Anon

But you can put the turkey in a container of cold water for a few hours and it speeds the process quite a bit. I use a bucket and set it out of Cleo’s reach, a couple hours at a time. Just make sure you follow food safety rules with the water and bucket.

Yep…throw it in the bathtub…and as long as you cook it thoroughly you don’t have to worry about salmonella. Just assume all raw turkey has it and don’t eat it sashimi style.

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wrenchwench  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:31:01pm

re: #8 Belafon

Have a Spanish lesson.

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A Mom Anon  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:33:11pm

re: #49 BlueSpotinAL

That’s a great idea. I try to avoid too much sodium because the husband has heart issues and too much isn’t good for someone who has had congestive heart failure and 11 stents in his heart. I used honey, bourbon and brown sugar last year and it was pretty yummy. I was going to try a cracked black pepper rub this year, but turkey day this year is on hold til I feel better. I would love to try a deep fried turkey but the fryers scare the shit out of me.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:34:05pm
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Dopamine Fish  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:34:21pm

re: #56 A Mom Anon

I would love to try a deep fried turkey but the fryers scare the shit out of me.

I can understand that, but as long as your turkey is properly thawed and you measure the oil BEFORE lighting it and heating it up, there’s nothing to worry about.

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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:36:32pm

re: #55 wrenchwench

Have a Spanish lesson.

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Follow that thread up a few levels and you get a brilliant take down.

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nines09  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:37:29pm

I’m sitting in my doctors office parking lot. Young couple with a boy and a girl, under 10 or so. And a toddler who is just staring.
Getting Covid tests. The little girl was first. Nurse was explaining it and the little girl scrunched up and started crying. Nurse went around to talk to mom and figured they would do the boy first then because he’s a boy.
Opened the Q tip bag and there he goes.
Dad bucks him up. Kid starts nodding. Wipes the tears.
Big Boy!
Now mom is holding the girl who now is basically in a headlock.
Boy leans in.
Girl relaxes.
DONE!
ICE CREAM FOR ALL!
I remember them days.
It was like a small life story right next to my car.
Ahhh….

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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:39:43pm

re: #58 Dopamine Fish

I can understand that, but as long as your turkey is properly thawed and you measure the oil BEFORE lighting it and heating it up, there’s nothing to worry about.

I’ve deep fried a couple of birds. And if you like fried meat it is quite tasty. The downside is that fried turkey dries out really fast and the leftovers are worthless for sandwiches the next day.

Best turkey I have made was deboned and butterflied and I cooked it on the grill. 9lb turkey in about 40-45 minutes. Super moist, and because the breast was deboned the whole thing sliced beautifully and was easy to platter and present.

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wrenchwench  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:41:38pm

re: #59 darthstar

Follow that thread up a few levels and you get a brilliant take down.

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That stretched my abilities. Thanks, y gracias. (Spellcheck won’t add the accent.)

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No Malarkey!  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:46:53pm

re: #43 Dopamine Fish

This is why I’ve been trying to do better at controlling my road rage. I’m notorious for being way too aggressive at people on the road, and I need to get it under control before I get shot.

Drive defensively, that is what I tell my daughter. If someone else is driving like an idiot, just slow down and get out of their way. A lot of people don’t appreciate how much damage a vehicle moving at high rates of speed can do.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:47:57pm
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:48:08pm

I’d ordered a couple of cases of Science Diet kitten food when they became available again on Amazon, but Amazon just pretended to deliver the order last weekend without actually delivering, and they can only refund the order rather than replacing it.

Real deliveries come with a photo of the delivery. This was simply marked as delivered, maybe after the delivery person kept it for themselves, so I’m pretty annoyed that Amazon allows that. They should at least require that the thief post a photo of the delivery before taking it.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:48:49pm
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calochortus  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:49:42pm

re: #61 darthstar

I’ve deep fried a couple of birds. And if you like fried meat it is quite tasty. The downside is that fried turkey dries out really fast and the leftovers are worthless for sandwiches the next day.

Best turkey I have made was deboned and butterflied and I cooked it on the grill. 9lb turkey in about 40-45 minutes. Super moist, and because the breast was deboned the whole thing sliced beautifully and was easy to platter and present.

Not to mention if you spatchcock a turkey, you can spread the stuffing out under it for all the tasty turkey drippings and none of the salmonella from being undercooked inside the bird.

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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:50:29pm

re: #62 wrenchwench

That stretched my abilities. Thanks, y gracias. (Spellcheck won’t add the accent.)

Yo he estudiado espanol con DuoLingo hace vientiun meses. Mucho quiero viajar a mexico otra vez pronto, pero Covid-19…no es seguro.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:50:41pm
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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:51:54pm

re: #66 Charles Johnson

Their contracts aren’t getting renewed. Quitting gives them the facade of integrity.

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nines09  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:51:54pm

re: #69 Charles Johnson

Next on Chock Todd Sunday morning tongue bath?

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EPR-radar  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:53:53pm

re: #63 No Malarkey!

Drive defensively, that is what I tell my daughter. If someone else is driving like an idiot, just slow down and get out of their way. A lot of people don’t appreciate how much damage a vehicle moving at high rates of speed can do.

There’s also no point in flipping off someone else for driving like a jackass, even if they richly deserve it. The last time I did that, the other driver went absolutely berserk with rage — if he had had a gun in the glove box, I have absolutely no doubt he would have shot me.

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A hollow voice says Vaccinate the world!  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:54:19pm

re: #13 Charles Johnson

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Just because, I counted the pumpkin pies in the store I shopped in this morning. Got to 55 brand #1, 28 brand #2, and 10 half-pies. There were more pumpkin pies, and a bunch of non-pumpkin, plus whatever was in the freezer, but I was bored with counting them.

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wrenchwench  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:54:42pm

re: #68 darthstar

Yo he estudiado espanol con DuoLingo hace vientiun meses. Mucho quiero viajar a mexico otra vez pronto, pero Covid-19…no es seguro.

I took Spanish 1 four times. Got an A each time. Gave me the confidence to converse with a six year old. She laughed a lot.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 23, 2021 • 12:56:55pm

re: #72 EPR-radar

There’s also no point in flipping off someone else for driving like a jackass, even if they richly deserve it. The last time I did that, the other driver went absolutely berserk with rage — if he had had a gun in the glove box, I have absolutely no doubt he would have shot me.

Someone did that to me after they cut me off. I was going to kick the guy’s ass until it turned out to be a small woman who felt powerful in her car.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2021 • 1:01:23pm
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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2021 • 1:03:14pm
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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 1:06:58pm

re: #76 Charles Johnson

Duelies…and a whole bunch of people in the uphill lanes having a moment of panic.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2021 • 1:10:07pm

re: #78 darthstar

Duelies…and a whole bunch of people in the uphill lanes having a moment of panic.

I was once nearly wiped out by a huge truck tire that came off, then bounced over the divider into the oncoming traffic, bouncing at a very high speed. It passed directly over my car. A few seconds later, there’d have been no LGF.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2021 • 1:12:12pm

It happened so fast it took me a few seconds to realize what had just happened.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 23, 2021 • 1:14:56pm

re: #79 Charles Johnson

I was once nearly wiped out when I saw a huge truck tire that came off, then bounced over the divider into the oncoming traffic, bouncing at a very high speed. It passed directly over my car. A few seconds later, there’d have been no LGF.

This happened to someone here 7 or 8 years ago. Tragic. The wheel came off a semi, bounced, and smashed a car driven by a 40-something woman…. I just looked it up: first it hit a police cruiser going northbound, then bounced back into southbound lanes and hit an SUV killing the driver.

boston.cbslocal.com

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nines09  Nov 23, 2021 • 1:16:09pm

re: #76 Charles Johnson

Saw that a few times. Saw duals on fire on the rig going past me. I mean in flames. No radio. No response.
Had a single truck tire pass me outside DC one night.
It passed me at over 60 MPH.
It thankfully left the road into the bush.
Trucks used to have what was called Mack wheels. They had 6 lugs into clamps that held a steel ring to hold the rim to the axle. If you didn’t check your lugs, they could loosen and if they failed completely you put not only the wheel and tire into traffic but a steel ring too. Woman was killed close by me when the steel ring hit her head on one night. Never saw it. Never found the truck.They use Budd wheels now which use 10 lugs, no clamps and no steel ring.

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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 1:17:44pm

Decided to file an appeal again since it’s been a few months and I hate the ‘you’re suspended’ banner when I just want to read a fuckin’ tweet.

Started by asking them if they found my tweet that counted as ‘targeted harassment’ or if I just got spam reported…

It’s been a few months - I don’t miss tweeting, but do miss my Grateful Dead community here sometimes, so I figured in the spirit of the holidays I’d check in again. If it’s permanent, then do me the favor of deleting my account history so people don’t think I died.

I’ll try again for Valentine’s or maybe St Patrick’s day.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2021 • 1:18:12pm
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So Cal Greek Hippie  Nov 23, 2021 • 1:20:01pm

2019

Last turkey I made:
Martha Stewart inspired with hippie. improvisation

Cooked in in BBQ oven on low
Rack in baking pan with broth and vegetables below
Wrapped in 3 layers of cheesecloth saturated with oil and vegetable broth
Cavity filled with apples and pear slices
Cooked until internal temperature reached FDA recommended
It was good !

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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 1:20:29pm

re: #84 Charles Johnson

Enrique is in jail. He’s going to have to wait a few months or testify via Zoom.

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No Malarkey!  Nov 23, 2021 • 1:22:31pm

re: #86 darthstar

Enrique is in jail. He’s going to have to wait a few months or testify via Zoom.

I suspect they can arrange to take him to a hearing to testify.

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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 1:27:52pm

re: #87 No Malarkey!

I suspect they can arrange to take him to a hearting to testify.

He’s been asking for reduced sentence. Watch him try to negotiate time off for cooperation…or claim his life will be at risk if he goes back to jail after testifying (I’m okay with that, btw).

This guy on Nicolle’s show right now is good. He says we don’t want Oath Keepers who are willing to take arms against the country getting along with daily life working at Dunkin’ Donuts.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 23, 2021 • 1:29:36pm

Shot himself in the head because he’d destroyed his own life when he killed his girlfriend.
I do not disagree with his decision.

Final Autopsy Reveals How Brian Laundrie Died (The Daily Beast)

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2021 • 1:29:40pm
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A Cranky One  Nov 23, 2021 • 1:43:09pm

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Belafon  Nov 23, 2021 • 1:53:56pm

re: #55 wrenchwench

I mostly understood it, but I couldn’t give a great translation. Thanks

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 1:58:14pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:00:14pm

Jury awards $25M in damages for Unite the Right violence

The verdict, though mixed, is a rebuke to the white nationalist movement, particularly for the two dozen individuals and organizations who were accused in a federal lawsuit of orchestrating violence against African Americans, Jews and others in a meticulously planned conspiracy.

White nationalist leader Richard Spencer vowed to appeal, saying the “entire theory of that verdict is fundamentally flawed.”

He said plaintiffs’ attorneys made it clear before the trial that they wanted to use the case to bankrupt him and other defendants.

“It was activism by means of lawsuits, and that is absolutely outrageous,” he said. “I’m doing fine right now because I had kind of accepted in my heart the worst that could happen. I had hope, of course, but I’m not terribly surprised or crestfallen.”

boofuckinghoo

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:01:09pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:05:15pm

re: #95 Backwoods_Sleuth

The gaslighting will continue until the (GOP) polls improve.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:06:53pm
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mmmirele  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:08:04pm

re: #58 Dopamine Fish

I can understand that, but as long as your turkey is properly thawed and you measure the oil BEFORE lighting it and heating it up, there’s nothing to worry about.

Don’t be my cousin and fry the turkey in the garage. Why yes, that Thanksgiving was one of the handful of days in Phoenix when it rained. He was determined to have his damned fried turkey and set up the fryer in the garage with the garage door open. There was an issue with sparking into the rafters as the turkey was lowered into the oil and a small fire occurred. The fire was put out and we had fried turkey.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:09:00pm
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mmmirele  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:09:54pm

re: #65 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Sure it wasn’t a porch pirate and not the delivery person?

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nines09  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:10:48pm

re: #99 Backwoods_Sleuth

But of course.
And Tucker never missed a meal either.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:12:09pm

re: #100 mmmirele

Sure it wasn’t a porch pirate and not the delivery person?

The lack of a delivery picture suggests that it’s the delivery person. I’ve never had a photographed package stolen. I have had a couple of these no-photo fake deliveries.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:12:44pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:18:26pm

lots more in the thread

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:21:54pm

Darrell E. Brooks: The suspect was out on bond after allegedly running over a woman earlier this month and sought help in a stranger’s home (CNN via MSN)

He also has a history of seducing underage girls.

This guy should not have been on the streets and able to drive into a parade.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:23:54pm
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Barefoot Grin  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:25:19pm

The comments are wonderful:

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:25:45pm

Another crazy old white guy with a rifle. The term “pizza” is being used very loosely. It happened at a Little Ceasars.

Police: Knoxville man demands pizza with AK-47 (WREG-Memphis)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:28:35pm
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Dangerman  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:30:01pm

gohmert’s raised his $1M
if he goes through with running for AG, he’s got to resign from the house to do so.

and that would mean he’s done as a congressman

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aatharuv  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:36:15pm

re: #110 Dangerman

gohmert’s raised his $1M
if he goes through with running for AG, he’s got to resign from the house to do so.

and that would mean he’s done as a congressman

Which means, that we should hear a story somehow soon, about how he has confidence in Ken Paxton, and how he’s supporting his reelection. He has to somehow benefit from the grift….

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Dangerman  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:38:28pm

i just now learned my niece likes pineapple on pizza
after all these years, you think you know your family, then something happens and their true colors show

sigh

at least she’s vaccinated…

as for that, i’d have absolutely no idea i got the pfizer booster yesterday at 11am.
zero symptoms

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Dangerman  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:41:33pm

A new Yahoo News/YouGov poll finds that 74% of Americans say their lives have returned to “normal” since the beginning of the coronavirus pandemic.

which explains why this is happening:

“The latest U.S. Covid-19 wave is taking its toll on some states’ intensive-care units, with several parts of the country seeing outbreaks that are as bad as ever,” Bloomberg reports.

“In 15 states, patients with confirmed or suspected Covid are taking up more ICU beds than a year earlier... Colorado, Minnesota and Michigan have 41%, 37% and 34% of ICU beds occupied by Covid-19 patients, respectively, the data show.”

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Jay C  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:41:46pm

re: #110 Dangerman

gohmert’s raised his $1M
if he goes through with running for AG, he’s got to resign from the house to do so.

and that would mean he’s done as a congressman

Isn’t it that Texas won’t allow a candidate to run for more than one office at a time in a general election? IOW, Gohmert doesn’t have to immediately resign to run for AG, but can’t be on the ballot for Congress for reelection?

So the good news is that the House will finally be rid of Louie Gohmert: the bad news is that the State of Texas is likely to be saddled with him as AG…..

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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:42:59pm

re: #112 Dangerman

Your niece sounds like an intelligent person with good taste. I learned about pineapple on pizza when I lived in Fiji in 1980…and it was pretty much how EVERYONE ate pizza.

Congrats on the zero vaccine hangover.

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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:44:09pm

re: #114 Jay C

Isn’t it that Texas won’t allow a candidate to run for more than one office at a time in a general election? IOW, Gohmert doesn’t have to immediately resign to run for AG, but can’t be on the ballot for Congress for reelection?

So the good news is that the House will finally be rid of Louie Gohmert: the bad news is that the State of Texas is likely to be saddled with him as AG…..

Does the Texas constitution have a mechanism for removing an AG? Because if he’s elected, they’re going to want to after his first twenty lawsuits against the US Government.

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jaunte  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:45:11pm

I’d like the select committee to play him statements from his own broadcasts and ask him if he agrees with himself.

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EPR-radar  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:49:12pm

re: #117 jaunte

Let’s make both sides happy here. First, Alex Jones can take the 5th. Then he goes to prison.

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Jay C  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:49:17pm

re: #116 darthstar

Does the Texas constitution have a mechanism for removing an AG? Because if he’s elected, they’re going to want to after his first twenty lawsuits against the US Government.

Why would they want to remove him?
These are Texas Republicans: suing the Federal Government over bullshit is more-likely to be applauded than criticized.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:49:20pm
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gocart mozart  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:49:25pm

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Dangerman  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:50:58pm
“The head of the Oklahoma Republican Party on Tuesday called on Republican National Committee chairwoman Ronna McDaniel to resign after she expressed the party’s commitment to the LGBTQ+ community at a gala earlier this month,” the Daily Beast reports.

pigs.
they are pigs.

(ps she didnt mean what they thought she meant and ‘clarified’ about an hour after her comments that the R’s are no home to LGBTQ+).

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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:52:08pm

re: #117 jaunte

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I’d like the select committee to play him statements from his own broadcasts and ask him if he agrees with himself.

I want this shit televised. Trump says only criminals plead the fifth. Expose them for the shit they are and then air pics of them with Republicans at every function they’ve attended.

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Dangerman  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:52:40pm

re: #114 Jay C

Isn’t it that Texas won’t allow a candidate to run for more than one office at a time in a general election? IOW, Gohmert doesn’t have to immediately resign to run for AG, but can’t be on the ballot for Congress for reelection?

So the good news is that the House will finally be rid of Louie Gohmert: the bad news is that the State of Texas is likely to be saddled with him as AG…..

i am not an expert

as i understand it, it’s a resign to run law

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darthstar  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:53:46pm

re: #118 EPR-radar

Let’s make both sides happy here. First, Alex Jones can take the 5th. Then he goes to prison.

There’s plenty of evidence on tape. Certainly he’d testify against his friends if he was guaranteed less than a life sentence in prison. Roger Stone won’t hesitate to throw Jones under the bus. Neither will Trump.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:54:52pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:56:15pm

re: #124 Dangerman

i am not an expert

as i understand it, it’s a resign to run law

maybe he could do what Rand Paul did in Kentucky: to stay on the ballot to run for re-election to the Senate, he convinced the Kentucky GOP to hold a separate caucus for the Presidential nomination, since Kentucky election law says you can’t be on two different places on the ballot.

Oh, and far as I know, Rand never paid the costs for that caucus, even though that was part of the agreement.

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Dangerman  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:56:27pm

re: #115 darthstar

Your niece sounds like an intelligent person with good taste. I learned about pineapple on pizza when I lived in Fiji in 1980…and it was pretty much how EVERYONE ate pizza.

Congrats on the zero vaccine hangover.

pineapple on pizza is not an abomination
though i am totally anti (with or w/o ham)…
…unless you are anywhere west of the west coast of the continental US

i thanked the fates on the vax. while it’s not ‘luck’, i am grateful for the free ride

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nines09  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:56:30pm

re: #117 jaunte

He’s only entertainment for drooling stooges. That’s his defense. I want to see him get ripped a new asshole so badly. I want him to be unable to make a decent living because every dollar he’s ever made was made lying and hurting people. Take it from him in damages. I hope the parents of the murdered children get justice.
He’s beyond the pale. He’s evil and he enjoys it because he is evil.

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calochortus  Nov 23, 2021 • 2:59:34pm

re: #126 Charles Johnson

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Eh. They’re upset that she spent money on a well made, functional item that she (or worse yet, her husband) might use to produce a really tasty food item.
They prefer gold spray paint and fast food.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:00:39pm

I’m reading these tweets about how various insurrectionists are complaining about jail conditions and wondering if the cops shoved their heads into the door frame of the cruiser when they picked them up. You know, as Trump suggested they do.

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:01:25pm

re: #126 Charles Johnson

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She probably bought herself a Le Creuset. That’s what they cost.

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A hollow voice says Vaccinate the world!  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:02:19pm

re: #130 calochortus

Eh. They’re upset that she spent money on a well made, functional item that she (or worse yet, her husband) might use to produce a really tasty food item.
They prefer gold spray paint and fast food.

I saw the headline before I saw the picture, and my first thought was not of the kind of pot you hang on your kitchen wall. Now THAT would make headlines.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:03:25pm

re: #132 The Pie Overlord!

She probably bought herself a Le Creuset. That’s what they cost.

And she probably calls it Thee Le Creuset! ////

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wrenchwench  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:04:09pm

re: #133 A hollow voice says Vaccinate the world!

I saw the headline before I saw the picture, and my first thought was not of the kind of pot you hang on your kitchen wall. Now THAT would make headlines.

My first thought was ‘antiquities’. Banished the thought.

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:04:30pm

NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. THIS IS NOT HOW THINGS WORK.

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:05:35pm

Peas in chicken soup is nastier than raisins in potato salad.

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jaunte  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:08:57pm

re: #126 Charles Johnson

Added scandal: she used her own money.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:11:12pm

re: #126 Charles Johnson

Seriously? What does it fucking matter what Kamala Harris buys while she is on vacation?

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nines09  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:12:12pm

re: #131 Barefoot Grin

Slightly dated. And they are not in general population. They are held separate. Or they would be punked to death.

At a hearing this week, officials said longstanding issues at the jail, where most inmates are Black, did not get much attention until the largely white rioters were held there.

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Dopamine Fish  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:12:35pm

re: #139 Eclectic Cyborg

Seriously? What does it fucking matter what Kamala Harris buys while she is on vacation?

Because marijuana is the devil’s weed. It’s a moral crisis. This administration is non-Christian and must be destroyed for the good of White American Jesus.

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jaunte  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:13:13pm

More of this:

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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:15:58pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:16:15pm
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jaunte  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:17:16pm

Posse of Gargoyles is the hottest new Kpop band.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:18:21pm
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Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:19:26pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:20:50pm
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nines09  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:21:27pm

re: #147 Charles Johnson

“Now we need a front man. Can you reach Lucifer?”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:22:01pm
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Barefoot Grin  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:22:26pm

re: #149 nines09

“Now we need a front man. Can you reach Lucifer?”

“Sorry, he’s got a residency at Mar-a-lago.”

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jaunte  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:23:55pm

re: #148 Backwoods_Sleuth

7 on the Mohs scale!

“…Diorite is an extremely hard rock, making it difficult to carve and work with. It is so hard that ancient civilizations (such as Ancient Egypt) used diorite balls to work granite. Its hardness, however, also allows it to be worked finely and take a high polish, and to provide a durable finished work. Thus, major works in diorite tend to be important.

One comparatively frequent use of diorite was for inscription, as it is easier to carve in relief than in three-dimensional statuary. Perhaps the most famous diorite work extant is the Code of Hammurabi, inscribed upon a 2 metre (7 ft) pillar of black diorite. The original can be seen today in Paris’ Musée de Louvre[2]. A few large statues remain, including several statues of King Khafre in the Egyptian Museum. The use of diorite in art was most important among very early Middle Eastern civilizations such as Ancient Egypt, Babylonia, Assyria and Sumer. It was so valued in early times that the first great Mesopotamian empire — the Empire of Sargon of Akkad — listed the taking of diorite as a purpose of military expeditions.”
chemeurope.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:24:01pm
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Dread Pirate Ron  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:24:36pm
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nines09  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:26:23pm

re: #154 Dread Pirate Ron

These must be well off people. Not working. Travel and lodging. Food. Insanity isn’t cheap.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:26:39pm

re: #154 Dread Pirate Ron

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Joke’s on them. I had a date with Marilyn Monroe last night!

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Dread Pirate Ron  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:33:10pm
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danarchy  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:41:27pm

re: #102 Punish Domestic Terrorists

The lack of a delivery picture suggests that it’s the delivery person. I’ve never had a photographed package stolen. I have had a couple of these no-photo fake deliveries.

Was it being shipped via amazon logistics or ups? only the amazon logistics packages get photographed and I find they are still a minority of deliveries.

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BeenHereAwhile  Nov 23, 2021 • 3:54:32pm

re: #147 Charles Johnson

Hemant Mehta
hemantmehta
End Times preacher Sharon Gilbert says that an alien imitated her husband, and then it tried to have sex with her, and then it claimed to be Xerxes, and then Jesus got involved, and then the alien turned out to be a reptile with a posse of gargoyles.

As Hedley Lamarr would say:

Kinky!


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