From the darkest corners of Wingnutistan comes this shocking revelation: MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN!!!!
Using this “scientific” “reasoning,” the old (and equally stupid) joke about Ann Coulter being transgendered is fact.
Looks like the birth certificate and the contacts with aliens and the reptilian lizard people were just the beginning of the things that the lamestream media failed to vet about this Barack Hussein Soetoro person. Now it can finally be told, according to some loons who think the Pope is an imposter or something: Michelle Obama is a man!!1! And they even have a 24-minute YouTube video that presents “irrefutable and scientific proof” of this science fact! Fortunately, there’s also a transcript, so you can “stop living the lie” with only a 5-minute skim. Buckle up, kids, this sucker’s a .9 Timecube bucket of homophobia, transphobia, nonsense science, and pure batshit crazy, and it’s going to be a bumpy ride.
Among other conclusions, the video decides that Michelle has “male hands,” because:
A MAN’S RING FINGER, IS TYPICALLY LONGER THAN A MAN’S INDEX FINGER … WHILE IT IS NOT UNCOMMON FOR A WOMAN TO HAVE THE RING FINGER AND INDEX FINGER AT VERY SIMILAR LENGTHS, IT IS ALMOST UNHEARD OF FOR A WOMAN TO HAVE A VISIBLY LONGER, RING FINGER
And here’s the shocking video that promises “irrefutable proof:”
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