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1 palmerskiss  Sat, Mar 22, 2014 2:31:17pm

aha so they have come out of the McCarthy-iste 50’s and evolved to the 70’s. when shaming women for being too masculine was still cool.

as you can see - they are progressing….

up next: Alex Keaton’s picture of nixon on his wall was a ruse to allow Marty Mcfly to travel back in time and set up the watergate breakin, thereby forcing ford into the presidency, which of course he was terrible at - which led to carter, which led to reagan, which led to bush, clinton, bush and bush, just so the democrats could run a black man against an indian rino.

2 missliberties  Sat, Mar 22, 2014 2:42:21pm

I knew it!!!

She never fooled me. Couple that with the FACT that BHO is gay and you can see why they appear to be so happily married.

3 Majacita  Sat, Mar 22, 2014 5:25:22pm

Umm. My ring finger is visibly longer than my index finger. I didn’t know that meant I was male. How am I going to tell my husband? Or my four kids?

4 CarleeCork  Sat, Mar 22, 2014 5:33:35pm

Oh no, my ring finger is longer than my index finger! What should I tell my children and husband?

5 Majacita  Sat, Mar 22, 2014 5:39:46pm

Well that’s two of us. With Michelle that’s three. Does anyone have a ring finger shorter or the same size as the index finger?

6 Major Tom  Sat, Mar 22, 2014 6:19:32pm

What about girth?! Will Someone PLease address finger girth!!!

7 Grimalkin  Sat, Mar 22, 2014 7:36:58pm

According to my ring finger, I am the son my father always. I was to carry on the family name. So why did he name me after his mother?

8 Snarknado!  Sat, Mar 22, 2014 8:20:38pm

I always thought I was a girl, but my ring and index fingers are the same length! What kind of intersexual hell does that leave me in? What do I have to look forward to?

9 CuriousLurker  Sat, Mar 22, 2014 9:04:57pm

re: #5 Majacita

Well that’s two of us. With Michelle that’s three. Does anyone have a ring finger shorter or the same size as the index finger?

Make that four of us with Michelle.

Wait, let me google hand model—*gasp*—ZOMG, I can’t believe wingnuts lied!

10 HappyWarrior  Sun, Mar 23, 2014 8:35:52am

And here I thought we had achieved peak wingnut.


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