Harmon Leon has found some gifts for your gun totting, Bible Believing, National Rifle Association, New World Order resisting wingnut friends this Christmas.

Gun-themed T-shirts make for some of the best comic material in the world. And online retail sites, such as Patriot Depot, not only sell “funny” gun T-shirts, they also provide an explanation on why the particular T-shirt is “funny”—in case the humor isn’t self evident. I recently took a trip through the online retail world, and came away with these 10 contestants for funny-crazy.

1) Two Things Every American Should Know How To Use. Neither Of Which Are Taught in Schools

Two Things Every American Should Know How to Use…. Neither of Which are Taught in Schools

THE DESCRIPTION: “There is a war going on in our schools to reeducate our children on two things that are so vitally important to the American way of life. The Bible and guns. How far are they going to go before we take a stand and move to protect our freedoms and liberties? Put a stop to Obama and the rest of the Left and encourage everyone else to do the same! Order your ‘Two Things Every American Should Know How to Use’ t-shirt today!”

MY TAKE: Yes, those schools are too busy teaching us stupid lies—like how dinosaurs weren’t the playmates of our ancestors. Stupid schools. I’ll give anyone a crisp $20 bill if they send me a photo of themselves wearing this T-shirt in public.

Read more at Alternet and please let me know what you think of this fine wingnut merchandise.