Florida Man Reports Dead Body by Reenacting Hamlet
Shoppers at a Publix in Sebastian, Florida, called 911 Tuesday afternoon after spotting a homeless man carrying around an actual human skull.
“He was using it as a puppet,” said witness Nick Pecoraro to WPBF. “It smelled like death.”
According to the Indian River County Sheriff’s Office, the unidentified homeless man-who was living in the woods across the street from the grocery store- found the human remains in a secluded area away from the homeless “camps” and decided to carry the skull into the Publix to report the body.
I have to wonder why the hell someone thought this was a good idea. I will admit, that I got into a friendly dispute with my best friend in regards to Florida being a nexus of nutcases, the mecca of maniacs. I think this will settle that dispute.