Pregnant Proto-Whales and Giant Snakes

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Amazing paleontological discoveries this week:

A new species of early whale, in the form of a pregnant female with a near-term fetus: Laelaps : Maiacetus, the good mother whale.

An enormous boa constrictor that lived about 60 million years ago in Colombia, nearly 50 feet long and weighing more than a ton: Titanoboa!

Reached for comment, the Discovery Institute issued a statement: “Snakes, schmakes! Darwin led to Hitler!”

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784 comments
1 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:04:58pm

I have HAD it with these mothafuckin' prehistoric snakes on this mothafuckin' plane!

2 Nevergiveup  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:05:53pm

They both look like they would make really nice house pets?

3 D. Lapin  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:07:14pm

This stuff is just amazing, and what is sad is that the fools who believe in Intelligent Design and want to force it down our throats don't understand that the glory of nature and how it got like that is not a refutation of the existence of God. In fact, one could argue that evolution is his greatest work!

4 Killgore Trout  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:07:16pm

Looks like the Disco Institute is [laning to do a series of articles on LGF. The first in the series didn't have much substance.

5 Kailen  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:07:21pm

Don't forget Dhalmer.

6 solomonpanting  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:08:01pm
“Snakes, schmakes! Darwin led to Hitler!”

And snakes lead to politicians.

7 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:08:15pm

re: #4 Killgore Trout

Looks like the Disco Institute is [laning to do a series of articles on LGF. The first in the series didn't have much substance.

Saw it. It was pathetic - Klinghoffer didn't respond to a single point.

8 Peacekeeper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:08:50pm

An enormous boa constrictor that lived about 60 million years ago in Colombia, nearly 50 feet long and weighing more than a ton: Titanoboa!

(wondering how long it will take OR to work in a latina model link)

9 DaddyG  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:09:10pm

Boy Charles - rapid fire afternoon threads, and just as My Novelette was about to break into the top 10

10 Kailen  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:09:10pm

re: #5 Kailen

Three words. I can't even go three words without horribly butchering one of them. "Dahmer", not "Dhalmer".

I'll go sit in the corner now.

11 Kragar  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:09:28pm

Discovery Institure dispatches field team to look for apples near snake site.

12 MrSilverDragon  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:09:30pm

re: #6 solomonpanting

And snakes lead to politicians.

Sounds like devolution to me.

13 Peacekeeper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:09:30pm

An enormous boa constrictor that lived about 60 million years ago in Colombia, nearly 50 feet long and weighing more than a ton: Titanoboa!

It was designed by coke smugglers.

14 Killgore Trout  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:09:40pm

Atheist Nightmare - "Ossama bin Snowman"

(you can skip the first minute of the video, nothing very interesting)

15 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:09:40pm

re: #7 Charles

Saw it. It was pathetic - Klinghoffer didn't respond to a single point.

And the Disco Institute never will. Their playbook is all ad hominem all the time. They'd rather slander and libel you than actually answer any of your valid points.

16 Killgore Trout  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:10:24pm

re: #7 Charles

I think he has another article planed for tomorrow. Maybe that one will be better.

17 Desert Dog  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:10:35pm

re: #2 Nevergiveup

They both look like they would make really nice house pets?

"Dad, can I have a pet?"

"Sure son, what kind of pet do you want?"

"A 2500 pound 50 foot long whole cow eating Titanoboa!"

"Go ask your Mother"

18 karmic_inquisitor  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:10:41pm

re: #7 Charles

Saw it. It was pathetic - Klinghoffer didn't respond to a single point.

I don't know. God was quite clever in his design of Strawmanus Populi

19 [deleted]  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:10:45pm
20 hack  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:10:48pm

titanoboa? sounds like a new Sci-Fi original production... staring DAVID HASSELHOFF..!

21 scottishbuzzsaw  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:11:10pm

re: #11 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Discovery Institure dispatches field team to look for apples near snake site.

ROTFLMAO!

22 jcm  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:12:19pm

NUKE ALL THE UNBORN GAY WHALES FOR JESUS!

23 stevieray  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:12:47pm
Pregnant Proto-Whales and Giant Snakes

Throw in one obstreperous skunk, and you have the menagerie that lives under my shed.

/i'm afraid of my backyard! wild kingdom on steroids!

24 Desert Dog  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:13:42pm

re: #20 hack

titanoboa? sounds like a new Sci-Fi original production... staring DAVID HASSELHOFF..!

I would pay to see that, just as long as the snake eats Hasselhoff (and his agent, and publicist, and all his "fans")

25 Peacekeeper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:14:18pm

You could make a pretty nice pair of boots.

26 red satellite  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:14:36pm
An enormous boa constrictor that lived about 60 million years...

An enormous b**** lived with me for 9 years before I divorced her, but I digress...

27 notutopia  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:14:46pm

This is most interesting:
The fossil fetus faces towards the tail-end of the mother, and if this was its natural orientation (as the authors suggest) then it might be a clue that Maiacetus gave birth on land. Modern whales are born tail-first, an adaptation to life in the sea that prevents them from drowning. Terrestrial mammals, by contrast, are often born head first. The authors use this difference to hypothesize that Maiacetus came out onto land to give birth, meaning that these early whales were still tied to the coast.
Also, on the fetus:
it was found inside was a female, and this provided a key to identifying the sexes of Maiacetus. It's all in the hips. The hips of female placental mammals are shaped differently than those of males and this is related directly to childbirth. As in humans, the place where the left and right hip bones of the male Maiacetus met on the ventral side created a narrow V shape. In female Maiacetus this area was probably wider and would have made a U shape, which is a consequence of the presence of a birth canal.

28 Killgore Trout  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:15:06pm

This just in: Evolutionary science proven wrong again! Dissenters silenced, fired and oppressed. Just kidding, everybody seems exited and happy about the new discovery....
Earliest Evidence For Animal Life Discovered: Fossil Animal Steroids Date Back More Than 635 Million Years

An international research team of scientists from UC Riverside, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and other institutions has found the oldest evidence for animals in the fossil record.
...
“Our findings suggest that the evolution of multicellular animals began earlier than has been thought,” said Gordon Love, an assistant professor of Earth sciences, who led the research group. Love began working on the project while he was a postdoctoral researcher at MIT. “Moreover, sponges live on the seafloor, growing initially in shallow waters and spreading, over time, into deeper waters, implying the existence of oceanic environments which contained dissolved oxygen near the shallow seafloor around 635 million years ago.”

29 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:15:30pm

re: #23 stevieray

Throw in one obstreperous skunk, and you have the menagerie that lives under my shed.

/i'm afraid of my backyard! wild kingdom on steroids!

The possum has not yet succeeded in chasing me indoors, but its rustling in my roses has been known to make me stick really, really close to the door.

Of course, it might also be the feral cat, or even the very handsome field mice. But I'm not taking any chances!

30 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:15:43pm

re: #16 Killgore Trout

I think he has another article planed for tomorrow. Maybe that one will be better.

Doubtful. The whole purpose of the Discovery Institute is to spread dishonesty, and they're unable to respond in any substantial way. Expect more ad hominem attacks and more misdirection.

I got a kick out of Klinghoffer's amateur psycho-analysis, though; apparently, I'm backing Darwin because I think only "materialistic secularism" can fight against radical Islam. He's a mind-reader too!

Never mind that I was posting on the subject of evolution and creationism long before 9/11.

I was going to respond but it's not worth it.

31 stevieray  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:16:51pm

re: #29 Dianna

See?! Gaia's mad at us! Nature's fighting back!

///

32 MJ  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:16:53pm

re: #4 Killgore Trout

Looks like the Disco Institute is [laning to do a series of articles on LGF. The first in the series didn't have much substance.

Have a link?

33 jcm  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:17:35pm

re: #28 Killgore Trout

This just in: Evolutionary science proven wrong again! Dissenters silenced, fired and oppressed. Just kidding, everybody seems exited and happy about the new discovery....
Earliest Evidence For Animal Life Discovered: Fossil Animal Steroids Date Back More Than 635 Million Years

Typo I think....
Shouldn't that read 6000 years ago?
/////

34 nyc redneck  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:17:42pm

we're not going to get any of these wonderful discoveries from the creationists.
we would only get falsified foot prints of a human foot conveniently placed on top a tyrannosaurus foot print. how ridiculous.

science is making the discoveries. creationists seek to distort them.

35 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:18:08pm

re: #30 Charles

I would be interested to see a brief response, when he finishes his series.

Though he really needs to stop practicing psychoanalysis without a license.

36 Peacekeeper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:18:18pm

Was that pregnant whale and unwed teenage pregnant whale?

37 Nevergiveup  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:18:19pm

Last update - 23:12 05/02/2009

Arab nations appeal to UN to help stop Israeli `piracy`

[Link: www.haaretz.com...]

I guess the pirates off of Somalia who hijacked that Saudi oil Tanker don't bother the Arabs? Go figure.

38 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:18:44pm

re: #27 notutopia

This is most interesting:
The fossil fetus faces towards the tail-end of the mother, and if this was its natural orientation (as the authors suggest) then it might be a clue that Maiacetus gave birth on land. Modern whales are born tail-first, an adaptation to life in the sea that prevents them from drowning. Terrestrial mammals, by contrast, are often born head first. The authors use this difference to hypothesize that Maiacetus came out onto land to give birth, meaning that these early whales were still tied to the coast.
Also, on the fetus:
it was found inside was a female, and this provided a key to identifying the sexes of Maiacetus. It's all in the hips. The hips of female placental mammals are shaped differently than those of males and this is related directly to childbirth. As in humans, the place where the left and right hip bones of the male Maiacetus met on the ventral side created a narrow V shape. In female Maiacetus this area was probably wider and would have made a U shape, which is a consequence of the presence of a birth canal.

And those female Maiacetus whales could really swing their hips. Oh baby, baby.
/I know. I've been single too long.

39 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:18:51pm

Should we start a countdown until the first troll rises from the swamp to bitch, whine, piss, and moan about the subject matter?

40 Aye Pod  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:19:04pm

OT : The Islamic Thinker's Society (new name for "Al Mujahiroun") art dept has produced this:

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words: Jewbama

41 Peacekeeper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:19:33pm

Because unwed teenage pregnant mother whales is exactly the kind of thing I would expect you to be promoting.

42 Killgore Trout  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:19:58pm

re: #33 jcm

That decimal point must be moved to accommodate the Turtle Stack.

43 Creeping Eruption  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:20:27pm

re: #40 Jimmah

OT : The Islamic Thinker's Society (new name for "Al Mujahiroun") art dept has produced this:

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words: Jewbama

Don't show that to Space Jesus.

44 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:20:50pm

re: #36 Peacekeeper

Was that pregnant whale and unwed teenage pregnant whale?

I didn't see a ring, did you?

45 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:21:42pm

That's a whale of a snake.

46 DaddyG  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:21:46pm

re: #43 Creeping Eruption

Don't show that to Space Jesus.

Too late he can read minds and see through logic.

47 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:21:49pm

re: #40 Jimmah

OT : The Islamic Thinker's Society (new name for "Al Mujahiroun") art dept has produced this:

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words: Jewbama

He's a secret Jew and a secret Muslim?!? I can't wait to find out what else he is secretly!

48 MrSilverDragon  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:21:53pm
49 Peacekeeper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:21:56pm

re: #44 Dianna

I didn't see a ring, did you?

tsk. They should have named it MurphyBrownosaurus

50 jcm  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:22:01pm

re: #36 Peacekeeper

Was that pregnant whale and unwed teenage pregnant whale?

Ahh, a punished whale!

51 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:22:04pm

re: #1 Honorary Yooper

I have HAD it with these mothafuckin' prehistoric snakes on this mothafuckin' plane!

Really? No dings? Really?

52 Killgore Trout  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:22:05pm

Oops, another one of those pesky transitional fossils just turned up....
Origin of claws seen in 390-million-year-old fossil

A missing link in the evolution of the front claw of living scorpions and horseshoe crabs was identified with the discovery of a 390 million-year-old fossil by researchers at Yale and the University of Bonn, Germany.

53 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:22:09pm

re: #42 Killgore Trout

KT, why was the word "steroids" in there? I read the link and I don't understand?

54 Desert Dog  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:22:13pm

re: #40 Jimmah

OT : The Islamic Thinker's Society (new name for "Al Mujahiroun") art dept has produced this:

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words: Jewbama

The Islamic Thinker's Society, eh? I would guess that is a VERY small club.

55 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:22:29pm

re: #43 Creeping Eruption

Don't show that to Space Jesus.

...or Space 0bama, for that matter.

56 Salamantis  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:22:37pm

What's the over and under on the first creationist downdinger for this thread?

57 Nevergiveup  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:22:43pm

re: #47 gmsc

He's a secret Jew and a secret Muslim?!? I can't wait to find out what else he is secretly!

A jackass. Oh you said secretly. Never mind.

58 godfrey  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:22:44pm

Titanoboa. Striking fear into patrons of cabaret the world over.

59 jcm  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:22:59pm

re: #42 Killgore Trout

That decimal point must be moved to accommodate the Turtle Stack.

It just a bunch of zeros. 6,000 - 6,000,000 just zeros.......

60 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:23:24pm

re: #49 Peacekeeper

What do you bet the grad students - assuming their humor is as loopy as I remember mine getting - call her "Murphy"?

61 FrogMarch  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:23:25pm

that's a big boa.

62 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:23:33pm

re: #51 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Really? No dings? Really?

Yeah, I thought it was damn funny to start off this thread.
Oh well.

63 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:24:15pm

re: #56 Salamantis

Have we checked the counter at the top?

64 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:24:28pm

re: #62 Honorary Yooper

Little extra. Cause you deserve it.

65 [deleted]  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:24:30pm
66 Aye Pod  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:24:31pm

re: #56 Salamantis

None yet. Give them time.

67 Killgore Trout  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:24:37pm

re: #53 Dianna

Because they didn't find fossils of the sponges. I don't think they fossilize very well. But they did find the organic steroids that were produced by the sponges.

68 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:24:40pm

re: #43 Creeping Eruption

Don't show that to Space Jesus.

That jackass was busy showing off how dumb he was in the Egyptian Nazi thread. He's got a karma under -325 now.

69 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:24:46pm

Kook site of the day:

[Link: www.geocentricity.com...]

They're promoting "Biblical Astronomy," which proves that everything in the universe revolves around the Earth.

Copernicus led to Hitler!

70 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:24:50pm

Pregnant Proto-Whales and Giant Snakes
Sounds like a movie they'd show at a lion bachelor party

71 FrogMarch  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:24:54pm

ot: Stimulus update:

The Congressional Budget Office says the stimulus bill will be harmful over the long term: “President Obama’s economic recovery package will actually hurt the economy more in the long run than if he were to do nothing, the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office said Wednesday.

[Link: www.washingtontimes.com...]

72 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:25:38pm

re: #67 Killgore Trout

Because they didn't find fossils of the sponges. I don't think they fossilize very well. But they did find the organic steroids that were produced by the sponges.

I missed that.

That's what I get for skimming. Next time, I'll be more careful.

73 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:25:43pm

re: #61 FrogMarch

that's a big boa.

No, these are big boas:

74 oronpam  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:25:51pm

Whoa, I wouldn't want to clean the litter box for that pet snake :-)

75 Peacekeeper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:26:05pm

Actually it all revolves around Obama.

76 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:26:36pm
77 [deleted]  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:26:36pm
78 Creeping Eruption  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:26:36pm

re: #68 Honorary Yooper

That jackass was busy showing off how dumb he was in the Egyptian Nazi thread. He's got a karma under -325 now.

until the recess bell rang and he had to leave.

79 subsailor68  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:26:50pm

re: #69 Charles

Kook site of the day:

[Link: www.geocentricity.com...]

They're promoting "Biblical Astronomy," which proves that everything in the universe revolves around the Earth.

Copernicus led to Hitler!

From the front page of the site:

This site is devoted to the historical relationship between the Bible and astronomy.

All the other pages appear to be blank.

(No, not really.)

80 Unakite  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:26:57pm

Can't be 60 million years old. The earth was created only 6,000 years ago!
//

81 DaddyG  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:27:13pm

I have nothing more intelligent to add to this thread but - Wow that is cool! I just keep thinking if I said "Giant Boa and Pregnant Proto-Whale" in the wrong context I could be sleeping on the couch for a very loooong time.

82 jcm  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:27:30pm

re: #69 Charles

Kook site of the day:

[Link: www.geocentricity.com...]

They're promoting "Biblical Astronomy," which proves that everything in the universe revolves around the Earth.

Copernicus led to Hitler!

RETROGRADE!

83 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:27:32pm

re: #28 Killgore Trout

This just in: Evolutionary science proven wrong again! Dissenters silenced, fired and oppressed. Just kidding, everybody seems exited and happy about the new discovery....
Earliest Evidence For Animal Life Discovered: Fossil Animal Steroids Date Back More Than 635 Million Years

They had prehistoric baseball players back then?

84 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:27:33pm

re: #69 Charles

Oh.

Well, I suppose it just goes to show that the internet has room for everything.

It's not just for porn and politics any more.

85 Desert Dog  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:27:36pm

re: #69 Charles

Kook site of the day:

[Link: www.geocentricity.com...]

They're promoting "Biblical Astronomy," which proves that everything in the universe revolves around the Earth.

Copernicus led to Hitler!

WHAT? The sun and the planets do not revolve around the earth? Why, the next thing you'll be telling me is the earth is not flat!

86 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:27:38pm

re: #67 Killgore Trout

Because they didn't find fossils of the sponges. I don't think they fossilize very well. But they did find the organic steroids that were produced by the sponges.

So what's the evolutionary link between those sponges and Spongebob Squarepants?

87 Aye Pod  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:27:54pm

re: #54 Desert Dog

'Islamic Thinkers Society' is an American offshoot of 'Al Mujiharoun', an organisation that was banned in Britain.

More on this here:

[Link: www.hurryupharry.org...]

88 Peacekeeper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:27:58pm

re: #81 DaddyG

I have nothing more intelligent to add to this thread but - Wow that is cool! I just keep thinking if I said "Giant Boa and Pregnant Proto-Whale" in the wrong context I could be sleeping on the couch for a very loooong time.

They've already been romantically linked by the tabloids.

89 lawhawk  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:28:02pm

re: #69 Charles

Which bible did they get that from? /reaching for my copy....

90 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:28:17pm

re: #69 Charles

Kook site of the day:

[Link: www.geocentricity.com...]

They're promoting "Biblical Astronomy," which proves that everything in the universe revolves around the Earth.

Blasphemer! Everything in the universe revolves around Obama!

91 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:28:27pm

re: #54 Desert Dog

The Islamic Thinker's Society, eh? I would guess that is a VERY small club.

I can see why (at the bottom of that poster) they refer to "intellectual struggle."

92 Killgore Trout  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:28:27pm

re: #69 Charles

Check out the link on the right hand side...."Galileo Was Wrong:
The Church Was Right"

Ha!

93 Creeping Eruption  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:28:27pm

re: #86 Soona'

So what's the evolutionary link between those sponges and Spongebob Squarepants?

He needed pockets to carry the 'roids.

94 subsailor68  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:28:41pm

re: #88 Peacekeeper

They've already been romantically linked by the tabloids.

And I read that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have offered to adopt.

95 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:28:44pm

re: #69 Charles

Kook site of the day:

[Link: www.geocentricity.com...]

They're promoting "Biblical Astronomy," which proves that everything in the universe revolves around the Earth.

Copernicus led to Hitler!

I wonder what the biblical punishment is for those heathen moons that defy God by revolving around Jupiter.

96 notutopia  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:28:47pm

Our Current CO2 atmospheric is 385-390ppm.

Wow,
60 million years ago in South America,
atmospheric CO2 concentration at this time was about 2000 parts per million.

No wonder only giant snakes and poikilotherms existed.
Sweltering heat, steam room humidity, and lots of tropical plantlife.

97 Ben Hur  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:29:03pm

re: #4 Killgore Trout

Looks like the Disco Institute is [laning to do a series of articles on LGF. The first in the series didn't have much substance.

"Jewish controlled" LGF, I wonder?

98 DaddyG  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:29:05pm

re: #71 FrogMarch

ot: Stimulus update:
The Congressional Budget Office says the stimulus bill will be harmful over the long term: “President Obama’s economic recovery package will actually hurt the economy more in the long run than if he were to do nothing, the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office said Wednesday.

[Link: www.washingtontimes.com...]

In related news Obama takes direct control over Congressional Budget today removing it from the perview of the Congressional Budget office. The One was quoted as saying "I'm already doing the census, so what's the problem with a little more paperwork?"

99 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:29:19pm

re: #79 subsailor68

From the front page of the site:

This site is devoted to the historical relationship between the Bible and astronomy.

All the other pages appear to be blank.

(No, not really.)

Wait, they'll use the fact that celestial navigation uses the geocentric system as proof.
(It does, since navigation is relative to the Earth, it is simpler to use a system that has the same center)

100 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:29:32pm

Is there anything Snakezilla couldn't have swallowed?

101 Ben Hur  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:29:52pm

re: #96 notutopia

Our Current CO2 atmospheric is 385-390ppm.

Wow,
60 million years ago in South America,
atmospheric CO2 concentration at this time was about 2000 parts per million.

No wonder only giant snakes and poikilotherms existed.
Sweltering heat, steam room humidity, and lots of tropical plantlife.

Blame the humans.

102 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:30:02pm

re: #94 subsailor68

And I read that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have offered to adopt.

They just need a girl from Surinam & a boy from Zanzibar & they'll complete the set!

103 lawhawk  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:30:03pm

re: #82 jcm

They just hit the perigee...

re: #83 Kosh's Shadow
Well, we did know that Barry Bonds wasn't like other mere mortals... /

104 Killgore Trout  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:30:06pm

re: #86 Soona'

So what's the evolutionary link between those sponges and Spongebob Squarepants?

I'm pretty sure Squarepants proves that sponges have evolved a radical gay agenda.
/World Net Daily

105 Creeping Eruption  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:30:12pm

re: #100 Spare O'Lake

Is there anything Snakezilla couldn't have swallowed?

So Godzilla and Snakezilla are out on a date . . .

106 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:30:33pm

re: #84 Dianna

Oh.

Well, I suppose it just goes to show that the internet has room for everything.

It's not just for porn and politics any more.

I don't care what you say, the internet is for porn!

107 lawhawk  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:30:34pm

re: #96 notutopia

Our Current CO2 atmospheric is 385-390ppm.

Wow,
60 million years ago in South America,
atmospheric CO2 concentration at this time was about 2000 parts per million.

No wonder only giant snakes and poikilotherms existed.
Sweltering heat, steam room humidity, and lots of tropical plantlife.

But where were the SUVs?! /

108 subsailor68  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:30:56pm

re: #99 Kosh's Shadow

Wait, they'll use the fact that celestial navigation uses the geocentric system as proof.
(It does, since navigation is relative to the Earth, it is simpler to use a system that has the same center)

I remember that from the old days. Guess the question to these guys should be "hey, what's doin' the revolvin' here?"

:-)

109 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:31:14pm

re: #84 Dianna

Wait a second, there's politics on the interwebs?

110 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:31:19pm

re: #69 Charles

Kook site of the day:

[Link: www.geocentricity.com...]

They're promoting "Biblical Astronomy," which proves that everything in the universe revolves around the Earth.

Copernicus led to Hitler!

It gets worse. There's even a Flat Earth Society out there.

It never ceases to amaze me what people will believe.

111 FrogMarch  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:31:20pm

re: #98 DaddyG

In related news Obama takes direct control over Congressional Budget today removing it from the perview of the Congressional Budget office. The One was quoted as saying "I'm already doing the census, so what's the problem with a little more paperwork?"

Dear leader.

112 MrSilverDragon  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:31:22pm

re: #100 Spare O'Lake

Is there anything Snakezilla couldn't have swallowed?

Rosie O'Donnell.

113 subsailor68  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:31:51pm

re: #102 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

They just need a girl from Surinam & a boy from Zanzibar & they'll complete the set!

"And these unique collectibles may just be more valuable than gold in this economy."

114 Kragar  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:31:55pm

re: #40 Jimmah

OT : The Islamic Thinker's Society (new name for "Al Mujahiroun") art dept has produced this:

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words: Jewbama

Do they know about Jewbacca yet?

115 VioletTiger  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:32:33pm

That is very cool.
I can't imagine seeing anything this big coming at me.

Or one of these giant ammonites

[Link: www.tonmo.com...]

116 KenJen  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:32:36pm

I have a huge fear of snakes. Last summer I was returning from the grocery store. Got out of car with bags in hand. Saw that I must have dropped Max's black leash on the porch steps after our walk earlier so I bent to pick it up. It wasnt Max's leash. I was holding a black snake. It turned around and hissed at me. My screams prompted neighbors to call the police. The story goes on but its bringing back bad memories.

117 Lincolntf  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:33:15pm

I'm watching Daniel Pearl's father on FNC. He has an inherent credibility that you rarely see on TV.

118 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:33:20pm

re: #107 lawhawk
re: #96 notutopia

Our Current CO2 atmospheric is 385-390ppm.

Wow,
60 million years ago in South America,
atmospheric CO2 concentration at this time was about 2000 parts per million.

No wonder only giant snakes and poikilotherms existed.
Sweltering heat, steam room humidity, and lots of tropical plantlife.

But where were the SUVs?! /


They've all rusted away. But they had to be there. You expect the giant snakes drove compact cars?
/

119 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:33:23pm

re: #100 Spare O'Lake

Is there anything Snakezilla couldn't have swallowed?

My ex-wifes cooking. :)

120 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:33:26pm

re: #1 Honorary Yooper

I have HAD it with these mothafuckin' prehistoric snakes on this mothafuckin' plane!

Wait till they do the sequel, Sea Kittens on a bus.

121 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:33:32pm

For a taste of the kind of sleazy misdirection the Discovery Institute trades in, here's Klinghoffer's response to my point that the Nazis banned Charles Darwin's books:

You might as well link DI with Hitlerism because, as Johnson points out, a 1935 set of guidelines for banning books, published in a Nazi library journal, included “Writings of a philosophical and social nature whose content deals with the false scientific enlightenment of primitive Darwinism and Monism (Häckel).” So you see, one Nazi organ was actually critical of Darwin. The Discovery Institute is critical of Darwin. It follows by the rigorous standards of argumentation which LGF applies in these matters that DI is in bed not only with Islamists but with Nazis — or, anyway, Nazi librarians!

Uh, OK. Now how about dealing with the fact that the Nazis banned Darwin's books?

122 Dan G.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:33:40pm

Scientists find more evidence just when we're planning a further disinformation campaign? I question the timing.

/Big time

123 Aye Pod  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:34:21pm

re: #69 Charles

Kook site of the day:

[Link: www.geocentricity.com...]

They're promoting "Biblical Astronomy," which proves that everything in the universe revolves around the Earth.

Copernicus led to Hitler!

LOL

I've heard Rev Harry Hardwicke say that his congregation of biblical literalists are using wheels that go by the biblically accurate estimation of pi. Trouble is, they don't get quite the same economy as wheels built to the standard pi ratio but they say this is a small inconvenience for pleasing the lord.

124 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:34:55pm

re: #123 Jimmah

The Lord is pleased with bad math?

125 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:35:24pm

re: #106 gmsc

While I am laughing, that's actually pretty disturbing - I do not usually associate porn and muppets!

126 notutopia  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:35:28pm

re: #101 Ben Hur

Blame the humans.

re: #107 lawhawk

But where were the SUVs?! /

Ask G-d?
/

127 BakaRanger  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:36:01pm

re: #100 Spare O'Lake

Is there anything Snakezilla couldn't have swallowed?

The liberal agenda?

128 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:36:04pm

re: #109 Slumbering Behemoth

Wait a second, there's politics on the interwebs?

Yep.

What do you think we're doing here?!

Wait...don't ask that of OR!

129 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:36:20pm

re: #125 Dianna

While I am laughing, that's actually pretty disturbing - I do not usually associate porn and muppets!

That's from "Avenue Q". Get the soundtrack. It is hysterical!

130 Dan G.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:36:28pm

Interesting how people bring up the global warming scam in evolution threads...

131 Creeping Eruption  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:36:31pm

re: #116 KenJen

I have a huge fear of snakes. Last summer I was returning from the grocery store. Got out of car with bags in hand. Saw that I must have dropped Max's black leash on the porch steps after our walk earlier so I bent to pick it up. It wasnt Max's leash. I was holding a black snake. It turned around and hissed at me. My screams prompted neighbors to call the police. The story goes on but its bringing back bad memories.

That sucks. I dont fear them, but I understand the surprise. I was in Arizona last year walking down the street, when I almost stepped on a long "stick"." I wore boots instead of sandals from then on.

132 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:36:33pm

re: #125 Dianna

While I am laughing, that's actually pretty disturbing - I do not usually associate porn and muppets!

Kermit does Dallas? Nah...it'll never work...

133 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:36:46pm

OK, here's one for you. I've been having trouble opening up messages in my Hotmail account. I can access my mailbox, but not open up any messages, or tabs - including the "Help" tab, which is the only way I can see to ask for help!

134 DaddyG  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:36:48pm

re: #116 KenJen

I have a huge fear of snakes. Last summer I was returning from the grocery store. Got out of car with bags in hand. Saw that I must have dropped Max's black leash on the porch steps after our walk earlier so I bent to pick it up. It wasnt Max's leash. I was holding a black snake. It turned around and hissed at me. My screams prompted neighbors to call the police. The story goes on but its bringing back bad memories.

Heh! I grabbed a water moccasin at the middle cleaning up storm debris in my yard. I thought it was a bike tire buried in leaves.

We both wet ourselves and took of in opposite directions.

135 MrSilverDragon  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:36:52pm

re: #125 Dianna

While I am laughing, that's actually pretty disturbing - I do not usually associate porn and muppets!

Then you definitely won't want to see the movie "Meet the Feebles". Directed by the guy who did the "Lord of the Rings" Trilogy. VERY odd movie.

136 Ben Hur  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:36:54pm

re: #114 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)


You have to love the "Bringing Change Through Intellectual & Political Struggle" line on the bottom of their flyer.

137 faraway  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:37:12pm

So many species, but so few evolutionary links. hmmmm...

138 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:37:56pm

re: #132 Dustyvet

Kermit does Dallas? Nah...it'll never work...

For some reason, the sight of Miss Piggy au natural would be more than disturbing.

139 Aye Pod  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:37:56pm

re: #124 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I should point out that Landover is a satirical congregation. (It's hard to tell with these kind of nuts eh?)

140 Peacekeeper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:38:02pm

50 foot snake? And they wonder what happened to the dinosaurs...

141 Killgore Trout  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:38:12pm

re: #115 VioletTiger

Wow, pretty cool.

142 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:38:19pm

re: #123 Jimmah

LOL

I've heard Rev Harry Hardwicke say that his congregation of biblical literalists are using wheels that go by the biblically accurate estimation of pi. Trouble is, they don't get quite the same economy as wheels built to the standard pi ratio but they say this is a small inconvenience for pleasing the lord.

2 Chronicles 4:2:

He made the Sea of cast metal, circular in shape, measuring ten cubits from rim to rim and five cubits high. It took a line of thirty cubits to measure around it.

Seeing as the biblically accurate value of Pi is 3, those wheels must be hexagonal.

143 Racer X  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:38:45pm

A good indicator you are driving way too fast.

144 DaddyG  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:38:51pm

re: #137 faraway

So many species, but so few evolutionary links. hmmmm...

Time makes gruel of us all.

145 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:38:58pm

Mother-In-Law #2 believed in reincarnation , in a past life she was a T-Rex...:)

146 DeafDog  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:39:22pm

re: #124 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The Lord is pleased with bad math?

So said the Prophit Nancy. So it is written.

147 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:39:36pm

re: #125 Dianna

While I am laughing, that's actually pretty disturbing - I do not usually associate porn and muppets!

The funny thing is that the song is from Avenue Q - a play filled with puppets! Here's original footage from the production.

148 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:39:46pm

re: #146 DeafDog

So said the Prophit Nancy. So it is written.

So shall it be...

149 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:39:47pm

re: #116 KenJen

I have a huge fear of snakes. Last summer I was returning from the grocery store. Got out of car with bags in hand. Saw that I must have dropped Max's black leash on the porch steps after our walk earlier so I bent to pick it up. It wasnt Max's leash. I was holding a black snake. It turned around and hissed at me. My screams prompted neighbors to call the police. The story goes on but its bringing back bad memories.

There's this black snake talking to his friends after a long day lazing around......
"There I was laying on the porch, soaking up the sun and minding my own business when this giant person comes up out of the blue, picks me up and straps me around its dogs neck. EEEEEEECK!, I screamed".........

:)

150 jjmckay1216  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:40:35pm

re: #8 Peacekeeper

An enormous boa constrictor that lived about 60 million years ago in Colombia, nearly 50 feet long and weighing more than a ton: Titanoboa!

(wondering how long it will take OR to work in a latina model link)


YES!

151 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:40:41pm

re: #130 Dan G.

Interesting how people bring up the global warming scam in evolution threads...

Funny thing is, I find both to be flip sides of the same coin. ID is an attempt to make science bow to what is written in a book. Global Warming (aka Climate Change) is an attempt to make science bow to what Progressives want. They are both means to an end, and the end is more control over society by those promoting them.

152 faraway  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:40:44pm

Dems evolved from 50ft boas

153 Aye Pod  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:40:45pm

re: #142 gmsc

Seeing as the biblically accurate value of Pi is 3, those wheels must be hexagonal.

Landover church vehicles don't have the smoothest ride, from what I hear....lol

154 VioletTiger  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:40:47pm

re: #107 lawhawk

But where were the SUVs?! /


Maybe there were lots of snake farts.
/

155 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:40:50pm

re: #136 Ben Hur

You have to love the "Bringing Change Through Intellectual & Political Struggle" line on the bottom of their flyer.

They stole the pistachio-nut Jew!

156 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:40:52pm

re: #116 KenJen

I have a huge fear of snakes.

My mom has the strongest phobia about snakes that I know anyone to have about anything.

157 Desert Dog  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:41:23pm

re: #151 Honorary Yooper

Funny thing is, I find both to be flip sides of the same coin. ID is an attempt to make science bow to what is written in a book. Global Warming (aka Climate Change) is an attempt to make science bow to what Progressives want. They are both means to an end, and the end is more control over society by those promoting them.

Facts? You want facts? We don't need your stinking facts!

158 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:41:24pm

re: #142 gmsc

Seeing as the biblically accurate value of Pi is 3, those wheels must be hexagonal.


Says the guy with the pi avatar....

159 acwgusa  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:41:28pm

re: #121 Charles

For a taste of the kind of sleazy misdirection the Discovery Institute trades in, here's Klinghoffer's response to my point that the Nazis banned Charles Darwin's books:

Uh, OK. Now how about dealing with the fact that the Nazis banned Darwin's books?

Asking them to address the question you asked, Charles? Horror of Horrors!

/DI Morons.

160 bulwrk  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:41:41pm

Did anyone else see Pregnant Proto-Whale and think someone had knocked up Rosie O'Donnell?

161 MrSilverDragon  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:41:41pm

I had a few pet snakes while I was growing up, they aren't so bad.

162 Aye Pod  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:41:50pm

Dinner time - BBL.

163 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:41:55pm

re: #153 Jimmah

Landover church vehicles don't have the smoothest ride, from what I hear....lol

They're missing that last 0.1416... of the wheel.

164 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:42:01pm

re: #141 Killgore Trout

Wow, pretty cool.

If you catch one, it's food AND shelter!

/much better than the giant armadillo bathtubs

165 Nevergiveup  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:42:26pm

re: #160 bulwrk

Did anyone else see Pregnant Proto-Whale and think someone had knocked up Rosie O'Donnell?

I could see sleeping with the fishes but not Rosie.

166 big steve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:42:30pm

Pite the Osage Orange....armed to the teeth with no one to fight. This Texas tree has thorns that would rip the hide off an elephant. In addition it has an extremely thick skin on the fruit with a very strong leathery outer layer. This tree is like the Pentagon in that it has triple overkill.

Now the thing about the Osage Orange is that absolutely nothing eats it. No creature dines on its fruit or leaves. Probably some bugs like it but thorns are hardly a defense against them. So what ever it was that the Osage was battling, is obviously not around anymore.....but it is such a silly plant that it obviously had to evolve these defenses for some reason.

So if evolution wasn't the trick, can someone give me some plausible reason for this tree. Telling me that it was just created by God....well I would sure feel sad if God created us with all sorts of features that we have to lug around with us....for no reason.

167 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:42:38pm

re: #153 Jimmah

Landover church vehicles don't have the smoothest ride, from what I hear....lol

(Now, we do all know that Landover Baptist Church is a satire site, right?)

168 Desert Dog  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:42:46pm

re: #152 faraway

Dems evolved from 50ft boas

Funny, I also thought they developed from worms or other brainless and spineless invertebrates.

169 Dan G.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:43:04pm

re: #151 Honorary Yooper

I agree. Others bring it up in these threads to try and equate them (i.e. "global warming is "science" and wrong/a scam, and so is evolution"). Its disgusting and dishonest.

170 Kragar  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:43:25pm

re: #121 Charles

For a taste of the kind of sleazy misdirection the Discovery Institute trades in, here's Klinghoffer's response to my point that the Nazis banned Charles Darwin's books:


Uh, OK. Now how about dealing with the fact that the Nazis banned Darwin's books?

Their logic is so compelling, how can one refute it?

/

171 faraway  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:43:28pm

re: #168 Desert Dog

Funny, I also thought they developed from worms or other brainless and spineless invertebrates.

No, that's a RINO

172 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:43:35pm

re: #156 Occasional Reader

My mom has the strongest phobia about snakes that I know anyone to have about anything.

173 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:43:51pm

re: #152 faraway

Dems evolved from 50ft boas

That's "devolved".

174 Kragar  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:44:25pm

re: #152 faraway

Dems evolved from 50ft boas

LIES!

Snakes have a back bone.

175 Desert Dog  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:44:31pm

re: #173 Soona'

That's "devolved".

That explains the "forked tongue"

176 Dan G.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:44:49pm

re: #168 Desert Dog

Spineless and invertebrate? Redundant much?

177 DaddyG  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:45:00pm

Gaint Snakes that start with tit...
Muppets and Pr@n
Pregnant whale fossils
Request for hot Brazillian models
The lingering scent of a troll

I can sense it. Thread about to break into full punnage in 3... 2... 1...

178 faraway  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:45:02pm

re: #175 Desert Dog

That explains the "forked tongue"

They are good civil serpents

179 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:45:14pm

re: #163 Honorary Yooper

They're missing that last 0.1416... of the wheel.

You just reminded me of this cool Pi animated graphic.

180 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:45:32pm

re: #178 faraway

They are good civil serpents

Ouch! Updinged!

181 Desert Dog  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:45:41pm

re: #176 Dan G.

Spineless and invertebrate? Redundant much?

I will report myself to the Department of Redundancy Department right away

182 big steve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:45:51pm

re: #177 DaddyG

Gaint Snakes that start with tit...
Muppets and Pr@n
Pregnant whale fossils
Request for hot Brazillian models
The lingering scent of a troll

I can sense it. Thread about to break into full punnage in 3... 2... 1...

with that snake I thought it was tonnage

183 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:46:04pm

re: #177 DaddyG

My God, you're a psychic! See the VERY next post.

/burn the witch!

184 jjmckay1216  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:46:22pm

re: #177 DaddyG

Gaint Snakes that start with tit...
Muppets and Pr@n
Pregnant whale fossils
Request for hot Brazillian models
The lingering scent of a troll

I can sense it. Thread about to break into full punnage in 3... 2... 1...

LOL YES!

185 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:46:28pm

re: #152 faraway

Dems evolved from 50ft boas

Technically you are correct, but further scientific research has narrowed it down even further. Dems evolved from the assholes of 50ft Boas.....

186 Guanxi88  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:46:30pm

re: #181 Desert Dog

I will immediately report myself to the Department of Redundancy Department right away

Edited for clarity

187 faraway  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:46:37pm

re: #181 Desert Dog

I will report myself to the Department of Redundancy Department right away

me too again

188 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:46:43pm

re: #158 wrenchwench

Says the guy with the pi avatar....

Yeah, I didn't just choose it because it looks neat.

/Is it geeky that I was offended by an LGF avatar that read 355/113?

189 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:46:51pm

re: #164 OldLineTexan

If you catch one, it's food AND shelter!

/much better than the giant armadillo bathtubs

heh....or Lunch

190 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:46:52pm

re: #172 Dustyvet

Oh yeah. Throw a large spider at me........

191 DaddyG  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:47:02pm

re: #166 big steve The aliens planted it for a food source when they were building the pyramids. The same with broccoli.

192 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:47:04pm

re: #189 eschew_obfuscation

heh....or Lunch

You, that is...

193 VioletTiger  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:47:13pm

re: #166 big steve
Actually, it repels bugs. Folklore has it that it will repel even roaches.

The rotting fruit smell terrible.

194 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:47:16pm

I like pi.

195 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:47:26pm

re: #179 gmsc

Wiki is kind of cool.

196 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:47:42pm

I like cake

197 jjmckay1216  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:47:53pm

re: #194 Charles

I like pi.

i like pumpkin. u?

198 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:48:00pm

re: #177 DaddyG

Gaint Snakes that start with tit...
Muppets and Pr@n
Pregnant whale fossils
Request for hot Brazillian models
The lingering scent of a troll

I can sense it. Thread about to break into full punnage in 3... 2... 1...

I hereby dub the giant prehistoric Colombian boa "Pablo Hisscobar".

/kicking things off

199 MrSilverDragon  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:48:06pm

re: #196 LGoPs

I like cake

Wasn't a fan of their album.

200 Dan G.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:48:09pm

For you lingering YEC'ers trying to derail this thread. How do you explain the fact that if all species were created at once, they're not found all throughout the different strata (The Law Of Superposition)?

201 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:48:22pm

re: #196 LGoPs

Let go my cake!

202 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:48:25pm

re: #194 Charles

I like pi.

Me too, but I don't believe that crap about pi being square .... it's just mathematical dogma

/when was the last time you saw a round pi?

203 big steve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:48:40pm
the reason the gigantic snake and the pregnant proto-whale are no longer around is that they lost their jobs in the current crisis

- Nancy Pelosi

204 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:48:41pm

re: #169 Dan G.

I agree. Others bring it up in these threads to try and equate them (i.e. "global warming is "science" and wrong/a scam, and so is evolution"). Its disgusting and dishonest.

Exactly. ID and AGW resemble each other more than most would think. Those promoting them also tend to be the biggest hypocrites as well. Look at how the IDers treat people, and look how the AGWers live their lives.

205 oronpam  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:48:47pm

re: #201 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Just want the icing

206 Desert Dog  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:49:02pm

re: #203 big steve

- Nancy Pelosi

All 500 million of them! And that was just last month!

207 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:49:11pm

re: #198 Occasional Reader

I hereby dub the giant prehistoric Colombian boa "Pablo Hisscobar".

/kicking things off

And his mate, naturally, was Snakira.

208 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:49:26pm

re: #194 Charles

I like pi.

give it to me

209 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:49:29pm

re: #201 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Let go my cake!

Bet you don't like meat cake........?

210 Guanxi88  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:49:35pm

re: #200 Dan G.

For you lingering YEC'ers trying to derail this thread. How do you explain the fact that if all species were created at once, they're not found all throughout the different strata (The Law Of Superposition)?

Well, you see, when the Flood deal happened, the heavier stuff sank faster than the lighter. And since we all know that, it's obvious that algae, bacteria, and plant life, in common with all "simpler" life forms, being heavier, sank faster.

211 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:49:35pm

re: #205 oronpam

Just want the icing

Are you crazy? Cake without icing is bread dammit. Give me my cake!

212 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:49:53pm

re: #133 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

OK, here's one for you. I've been having trouble opening up messages in my Hotmail account. I can access my mailbox, but not open up any messages, or tabs - including the "Help" tab, which is the only way I can see to ask for help!

Seriously, any advice on this?

213 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:50:04pm

re: #202 eschew_obfuscation

Me too, but I don't believe that crap about pi being square .... it's just mathematical dogma

/when was the last time you saw a round pi?

Pi are square.....cake are round

214 Guanxi88  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:50:07pm

re: #207 Occasional Reader

And his mate, naturally, was Snakira.

Girl moves like a snake with hips, I tell you what.

215 notutopia  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:50:18pm

We get snakes in our chicken coop all the time in spring through fall.
How'd you like to stick your hand in the upper berth nest boxes to retrieve the days eggs and feel cool slimy skin scales instead of an egg!
The last time I pulled out a 5 ft. king snake, I dropped the whole darned basket of eggs trying to get it unwrapped off my arm!
BTW, it had eaten three whole eggs. You could see the eggs in it's belly. It's body looked corrugated...greedy, they are.

216 DaddyG  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:50:23pm

re: #185 LGoPs

Technically you are correct, but further scientific research has narrowed it down even further. Dems evolved from the assholes of 50ft Boas.....

Titanoboa Sphincter?

217 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:50:25pm

re: #209 LGoPs

Bet you don't like meat cake........?

My sister made me a birthday cake, decorated like a steak. Was hysterical (and delicious!)

218 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:50:31pm

re: #194 Charles

I like pi.

Pecan's always good.

/Always pronounced peh-KAHN.

219 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:50:47pm

re: #207 Occasional Reader

re: #198 Occasional Reader

I hereby dub the giant prehistoric Colombian boa "Pablo Hisscobar".

/kicking things off

And his mate, naturally, was Snakira.

... who, in turn, sometimes performed musical duets with her buddy Carlos Viper-es.

220 big steve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:50:51pm

re: #194 Charles

I like pi.

your piece is bigger than mine...waaa

221 Aye Pod  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:50:52pm

re: #167 Occasional Reader

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

222 faraway  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:51:08pm

Q:What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Pi in the sky.

223 Dan G.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:51:19pm

re: #210 Guanxi88

You might want to use explicit sarc tags (abbreviated as "/" at the end of your posts), just for the sake of clarity.

224 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:51:20pm

re: #220 big steve

Do I have to come over there?

225 Kragar  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:51:24pm

re: #196 LGoPs

I like cake

CAKE IS A LIE!

226 KenJen  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:51:27pm

re: #156 Occasional Reader

My mom has the strongest phobia about snakes that I know anyone to have about anything.

I wasnt afraid of snakes until this happened. After I dropped the snake it slithered across the yard and started climbing a large maple tree next to the house. I had no idea snakes climbed trees. One of the police officers told me he once found 10+ black snakes in an attic. I had nightmares for weeks. I put the house up for sale. It sold in two weeks an I was out of there. Not kidding.

227 Guanxi88  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:51:56pm

re: #223 Dan G.

You might want to use explicit sarc tags (abbreviated as "/" at the end of your posts), just for the sake of clarity.

You're right, of course, but it's so easy to forget.

228 DaddyG  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:52:15pm

re: #200 Dan G.

For you lingering YEC'ers trying to derail this thread. How do you explain the fact that if all species were created at once, they're not found all throughout the different strata (The Law Of Superposition)?

It did take 6 days. The cats kept kicking the fossils into the sandbox.

229 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:52:39pm

re: #128 Dianna


What do you think we're doing here?!

I was tricked into clicking by the whole Titanboa thing. I need to refine my search terms.
/

230 Guanxi88  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:52:48pm

re: #223 Dan G.

You might want to use explicit sarc tags (abbreviated as "/" at the end of your posts), just for the sake of clarity.

You don't think I gave them any ideas, do you? Will the density argument be invoked in future threads?

231 jwb7605  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:52:50pm

re: #215 notutopia

We get snakes in our chicken coop all the time in spring through fall.
How'd you like to stick your hand in the upper berth nest boxes to retrieve the days eggs and feel cool slimy skin scales instead of an egg!
The last time I pulled out a 5 ft. king snake, I dropped the whole darned basket of eggs trying to get it unwrapped off my arm!
BTW, it had eaten three whole eggs. You could see the eggs in it's belly. It's body looked corrugated...greedy, they are.

I used to raise geese. You should see those egg bumps.
Geese got seriously noisy when a snake wandered in (bullsnakes).

232 MrSilverDragon  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:52:54pm

re: #225 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

CAKE IS A LIE!

Aperture Science lied?

233 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:52:58pm

re: #210 Guanxi88

LOL! I've read some of the Flood stuff. It's insane how they will keep pushing it even though no evidence exists for it. Used to debunk Flood crappola while I was posting on talk.origins in college.

234 Kragar  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:53:07pm

CAKE OR DEATH!

235 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:53:11pm

re: #221 Jimmah

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Ah. Good.

236 Lincolntf  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:53:42pm

re: #218 Honorary Yooper

I agree with both your pronouncement and your pronunciation.
Pecan pie (I prefer it cold) is the best.

237 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:53:50pm

No Kitty Barack! That's MY pot pi!

Mom! Kitty's Barack's beiin' a dildo!

238 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:53:53pm

re: #220 big steve

your piece is bigger than mine...waaa

There's a simple solution to prevent that:

239 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:54:00pm

re: #234 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Cake please. It's very nice....

240 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:54:22pm

free pie is the best

241 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:54:25pm

re: #216 DaddyG

Titanoboa Sphincter?

Titanoboasphincterdems. I believe that is the correct term.

242 Kragar  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:55:02pm

re: #239 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Cake please. It's very nice....

Well, we're out of cake. We weren't expecting such a run on it.

243 faraway  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:55:28pm

Happy Pie Day

244 notutopia  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:55:41pm

re: #231 jwb7605

I used to raise geese. You should see those egg bumps.
Geese got seriously noisy when a snake wandered in (bullsnakes).

We have geese too, and guinea fowl. Both of them are great watchdogs and noisy when you disturb them! They let me know when I need to head out to the coop in a heartbeat. I keep a two way baby monitor in there, so I can hear if there's any problems.

245 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:55:49pm

re: #242 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Well, we're out of cake. We weren't expecting such a run on it.

So, my choice is "or death"?

246 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:56:03pm

Can't decide between cake and Pi? Now you don't have to!

247 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:56:12pm

re: #225 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

CAKE IS A LIE!

You don't mean a cake of soap do you?
Because that would be a lye.....

248 faraway  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:56:20pm

re: #223 Dan G.

You might want to use explicit sarc tags (abbreviated as "/" at the end of your posts), just for the sake of clarity.

Comrade, in honor of Obama, I have a permanent unwritten sarc for the next 4 years.

249 Basho  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:56:20pm
The authors used the size of this snake to estimate the temperature of this region of South America 60 million years ago. Snakes are poikilotherms, depending on external sources of heat to maintain a given level of metabolic activity, and so available temperature means are limiting factors on how large they can grow. By comparing this animal’s size to that of modern tropical snakes, and extrapolating from a measured curve of size to mean annual temperature, they were able to calculate that the average ambient temperature was 30-34°C (American cluestick: about 90°F); less than that, and this snake would have died.

I thought evolutionary theory couldn't explain anything... How are they able to determine the biology of the snake and the environment it lived it from just a skeleton?

/

250 DeafDog  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:56:26pm

re: #196 LGoPs

I like cake

I like beer

251 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:56:32pm

re: #226 KenJen

I wasnt afraid of snakes until this happened. After I dropped the snake it slithered across the yard and started climbing a large maple tree next to the house. I had no idea snakes climbed trees. One of the police officers told me he once found 10+ black snakes in an attic. I had nightmares for weeks. I put the house up for sale. It sold in two weeks an I was out of there. Not kidding.

Snakes are our friends. ;)

252 BakaRanger  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:57:11pm

re: #188 gmsc

Yeah, I didn't just choose it because it looks neat.

/Is it geeky that I was offended by an LGF avatar that read 355/113?

How about 6,283,185,307/2,000,000,000?

253 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:57:26pm

re: #210 Guanxi88

Well, you see, when the Flood deal happened, the heavier stuff sank faster than the lighter.

I've actually heard that argument in person, from an otherwise very charming young woman. The dinosaurs sank to the bottom, because they were heavier... etc. Sigh.

254 Dan G.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:57:30pm

re: #230 Guanxi88

Yes it will. I've had YEC'ers try to push the gravity = density argument!

255 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:57:36pm

re: #250 DeafDog

I like beer

give it to me

256 notutopia  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:58:04pm

re: #226 KenJen

I wasnt afraid of snakes until this happened. After I dropped the snake it slithered across the yard and started climbing a large maple tree next to the house. I had no idea snakes climbed trees. One of the police officers told me he once found 10+ black snakes in an attic. I had nightmares for weeks. I put the house up for sale. It sold in two weeks an I was out of there. Not kidding.

I would be moving frequently!

257 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:58:05pm

Have a good night lizards. Don't eat too much pi.

258 Guanxi88  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:58:15pm

re: #253 Occasional Reader

I've actually heard that argument in person, from an otherwise very charming young woman. The dinosaurs sank to the bottom, because they were heavier... etc. Sigh.

re: #254 Dan G.

Yes it will. I've had YEC'ers try to push the gravity = density argument!

Terrifying! Absolutely terrifying. If there wasn't even the slightest suspicion of a smirk on their face, then you've got a real problem there.

259 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:58:37pm

re: #190 Soona'

Oh yeah. Throw a large spider at me........

260 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:58:38pm

re: #250 DeafDog

re: #196 LGoPs

I like cake

I like beer

Cake and beer. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast......

261 quickjustice  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:58:38pm

Discovery Institute: "Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes? I hate snakes!" ;-)

262 Guanxi88  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:59:12pm

re: #260 LGoPs

Cake and beer. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast......

Cornflakes with beer instead of milk - surprisingly edible.

263 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:59:24pm

re: #249 Basho

I thought evolutionary theory couldn't explain anything... How are they able to determine the biology of the snake and the environment it lived it from just a skeleton?

/

Screw that. How did the snakes make the Earth so HOT? And why didn't they drown? How come there are still polar bears? Huh? Huh?

/

264 Nevergiveup  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:59:34pm

Mammoth remains found in San Diego

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

265 Kragar  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:59:36pm

re: #245 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

So, my choice is "or death"?

....

um, yes. Sorry

266 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 1:59:55pm

re: #249 Basho

I thought evolutionary theory couldn't explain anything... How are they able to determine the biology of the snake and the environment it lived it from just a skeleton?

/

Answer:

See the entire episode here.

267 DaddyG  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:00:15pm

re: #248 faraway

Comrade, in honor of Obama, I have a permanent unwritten sarc for the next 4 years.

Comments now available with
/PermaSarc&#8482

268 [deleted]  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:00:34pm
269 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:00:36pm

re: #264 Nevergiveup

Mammoth remains found in San Diego

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

It's sad that Rosie died in San Diego, when she loved L.A. so much.

270 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:00:43pm

re: #249 Basho

I thought evolutionary theory couldn't explain anything... How are they able to determine the biology of the snake and the environment it lived it from just a skeleton?

/

They're just lying again, those scientists. Always trying to trick us.

271 Guanxi88  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:01:03pm

re: #268 taxfreekiller

.16 gage shotguns and snakes work well together

By us, it was always the 20 gauge or the 410. Snake charmers, the both of 'em.

272 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:01:04pm

re: #262 Guanxi88

Cornflakes with beer instead of milk - surprisingly edible.

Used to have a roommate who liked Mellow yellow over Sugar pops cereal...:P yech!

273 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:01:05pm

re: #259 Dustyvet

I am not opening that link!

274 DeafDog  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:01:10pm

re: #240 albusteve

free piebeer is the best

correction

275 Cato the Elder  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:01:18pm

Would that be the giant snake who tempted Giant Adam and (presumably giant) Eve?

276 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:01:20pm
277 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:01:25pm

re: #259 Dustyvet

[Video]

I have a young tarantula living right outside my bunkhouse...I see it here and there, it doesnt seem to wander too far...thinking of a name

278 faraway  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:01:32pm

I too like π

279 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:01:44pm

re: #258 Guanxi88

Terrifying! Absolutely terrifying. If there wasn't even the slightest suspicion of a smirk on their face, then you've got a real problem there.

It'll blow your mind what some of them believe. There's an entire Wiki page devoted to Flood Geology.

That the IDers go after biologists is common knowledge, but they also attack physicists, astronomers, and geologists.

280 Kragar  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:01:53pm

re: #264 Nevergiveup

Mammoth remains found in San Diego

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

It must be dozens of decades old!

281 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:02:05pm

re: #273 Soona'

I am not opening that link!

aww...gee whiz...:)

282 BakaRanger  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:02:47pm

re: #277 albusteve

I have a young tarantula living right outside my bunkhouse...I see it here and there, it doesnt seem to wander too far...thinking of a name

Quentin?

283 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:02:58pm

re: #281 Dustyvet

aww...gee whiz...:)

It's a 1950's sci-fi movie...:)

284 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:03:15pm

re: #245 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

So, my choice is "or death"?

Death... or burundanga.

285 Kragar  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:03:35pm

re: #270 Charles

They're just lying again, those scientists. Always trying to trick us.

I'm still waiting for evidence the universe is no more than 5 minutes old and all our so called "memories" weren't simply placed their by a intelligent creator.

/

286 Basho  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:03:41pm

re: #266 gmsc

Oooh good video. I have already subscribed to that channel but because of laziness I've been putting off watching the series.

287 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:03:42pm

re: #282 BakaRanger

Quentin?

John Kerry?

288 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:03:44pm

re: #282 BakaRanger

Quentin?

maybe...

289 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:04:06pm

re: #277 albusteve

I have a young tarantula living right outside my bunkhouse...I see it here and there, it doesnt seem to wander too far...thinking of a name

How 'bout....Deadfucker.

290 jcm  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:04:16pm

re: #261 quickjustice

Discovery Institute: "Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes? I hate snakes!" ;-)

I want these motherfucking snakes out of the motherfucking Institute!

291 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:04:19pm

Have you seen this autobiographical piece by David Klinghoffer? He has some interesting views on education:

But as with any growth, a good education takes unexpected twists and turns. The Hebrew word Torah, which broadly means “teaching,” hints at this. Educators may wish to plant certain ideas in their students, but what happens, in fact, is unpredictable. Ideas can grow in the most fantastically unexpected directions. I believe that a traditionalist father or mother should consider the advantage that Abraham saw for his son Isaac in being challenged by neighbors holding views diametrically opposed to those of his parents. There is a danger in this, of course. But so too is there a risk in subjecting your child to a monotonous upbringing surrounded by mirror images of his parents. The risk is boredom. The risk is also the possibility that the child will never learn how to defend his tradition. When he finds it challenged after formal education is over, he may find that he lacks any intellectual armor to ward off blows from hostile secularists.
292 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:04:37pm

re: #284 Occasional Reader

Death... or burundanga.

*SPOILER ALERT*

Don't pick "death".

293 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:04:40pm

re: #277 albusteve

I have a young tarantula living right outside my bunkhouse...I see it here and there, it doesnt seem to wander too far...thinking of a name

Saint Pancake?

294 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:04:42pm

re: #281 Dustyvet

aww...gee whiz...:)

Space Gee-whiz?

295 quickjustice  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:04:43pm

It's consistent with the peculiar "logic" of the creationists that they would attack Copernicus. They realize that they have to retreat to a Dark Ages mentality on astronomy to defend their position. They haven't yet figured out that they can't drive cars, use computers, or watch TV either, because those inventions are not mentioned in the Bible! ;-)

296 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:04:51pm

re: #271 Guanxi88

By us, it was always the 20 gauge or the 410. Snake charmers, the both of 'em.

I am willing to extend my hand in friendship to any snake that unclenches its fist.

297 faraway  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:05:15pm

Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...

298 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:05:25pm

re: #216 DaddyG

Titanoboa Sphincter?

More accurately - Titanoboa Sphincter Democraticus........

299 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:05:26pm

re: #294 OldLineTexan

Space Gee-whiz?

sort of like Cheeze-Whiz...:)

300 Guanxi88  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:05:27pm

re: #275 Cato the Elder

Would that be the giant snake who tempted Giant Adam and (presumably giant) Eve?

What, you mean like this?

[Link: www.biblelandstudios.com...]

[Link: www.redicecreations.com...]

301 Achilles Tang  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:05:40pm

re: #16 Killgore Trout

I think he has another article planed for tomorrow. Maybe that one will be better.

Where are these articles?

302 DaddyG  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:05:41pm

re: #285 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I'm still waiting for evidence the universe is no more than 5 minutes old and all our so called "memories" weren't simply placed their by a intelligent creator.

/

The taco I had for luch is sufficient evidence that we live in a very old creation indeed. It is also a good argument that suffering is part of the human condition.

303 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:05:50pm

re: #289 Soona'

How 'bout....Deadfucker.

don't be ridiculous....only a blithering idiot would kill a tarantula...so how many have you killed?

304 Desert Dog  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:06:26pm

Here's a "little" guy for you spider lovers

305 faraway  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:06:42pm

Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?
A: `If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...'

306 Guanxi88  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:06:43pm

re: #294 OldLineTexan

Space Gee-whiz?

Think he's out of class yet? Not that he had any, but, you know....

Ha! I schooled his ass!

307 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:07:03pm

re: #295 quickjustice

It's consistent with the peculiar "logic" of the creationists that they would attack Copernicus. They realize that they have to retreat to a Dark Ages mentality on astronomy to defend their position. They haven't yet figured out that they can't drive cars, use computers, or watch TV either, because those inventions are not mentioned in the Bible! ;-)

Just like the strict Islamists, they intend to end any debate about not just science, but the Bible as well. Effectively, it would be the end of modern society as we know it without the ability to use science and inquiry to better ourselves.

308 [deleted]  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:07:14pm
309 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:07:37pm

re: #306 Guanxi88

Think he's out of class yet? Not that he had any, but, you know....

Ha! I schooled his ass!

Good choice, he keeps his head there.

310 Dan G.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:07:42pm

re: #279 Honorary Yooper

Nicolas Steno led to the Hitler.

/

311 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:07:46pm

re: #304 Desert Dog

Here's a "little" guy for you spider lovers


[Video]

pretty cool....and rare I'd say

312 Guanxi88  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:08:00pm

re: #306 Guanxi88

Think he's out of class yet? Not that he had any, but, you know....

Ha! I schooled his ass!

Childish, I know, but so fun.

313 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:08:26pm

re: #293 Honorary Yooper

Saint Pancake?

nice choice Adolph

314 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:08:33pm

re: #305 faraway

Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?
A: `If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...'

Does a mathemetician ever get nonplussed?

315 Tamron  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:08:37pm

re: #271 Guanxi88

By us, it was always the 20 gauge or the 410. Snake charmers, the both of 'em.

This was posted on last night's thread... 5-shot .410 revolver that also shoots standard-caliber .45 slugs. Great for snake country!
.

316 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:08:46pm

re: #304 Desert Dog

Note, if you are an extreme arachnophobe, DO NOT click on the YouTube video.

317 Kragar  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:09:42pm

Documentary; The effects of drugs on Spiders

318 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:10:03pm

re: #313 albusteve

Hey now, you wanted a name. :-)

319 [deleted]  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:10:04pm
320 Guanxi88  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:10:33pm

re: #315 Tamron

This was posted on last night's thread... 5-shot .410 revolver that also shoots standard-caliber .45 slugs. Great for snake country!
.

Meh, I hear the rifling's so light, and the cylinder gap so large, that accuracy with the 45 side of things is iffy, while the barrel's so short that the 410 isn't used to full effect.

besides, with a handgun, you can't poke the muzzle in the critter's mout and touch off a round as safely as when you've got a long-arm.

321 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:10:46pm

OT: Courtesy of Ace:

February 05, 2009
More Evidence of Obama's Miracle-Working Ability

His spokesman, Robert Gibbs, makes Scott McClellan look like a rhetorical genius.

Memo to Gibbs: Not a good idea to indicate that a reporter's question is somehow not 'pertinent.' As you can see, Jake Tapper was not amused.

Cringe-inducing but awesome video below the fold:

(H/t: The Corner)

322 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:10:50pm

re: #315 Tamron

This was posted on last night's thread... 5-shot .410 revolver that also shoots standard-caliber .45 slugs. Great for snake country!
.

I've asked several times about that pistol but never a response...I'd like to buy one

323 Guanxi88  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:11:22pm

re: #322 albusteve

I've asked several times about that pistol but never a response...I'd like to buy one

I'm no expert, but it looks like afun thing, but not that practical - a solution in search of a problem.

324 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:11:35pm

re: #298 LGoPs

More accurately - Titanoboa Sphincter Democraticus........

Those are found mainly in the Washington DC area, I believe. The more abundant "Titanoboasphincterdem" is found under rocks and various dark unclean spaces in all other parts of the US.

325 Guanxi88  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:11:35pm

re: #322 albusteve

I've asked several times about that pistol but never a response...I'd like to buy one

And spendy, too!

326 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:11:50pm

See you later, alligator! Reptile seized at saloon
Cops intervene after customer brings 3-foot pet on leash to Calif. nightspot

327 reloadingisnotahobby  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:11:50pm

re: #317 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Somewhere there has to be a video of the effect of spiders on drugies..........
Bad LSD trip!
That vid.... Largest Tarantula I've ever seen.....Alive or dead!

328 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:12:03pm

re: #321 gmsc

OT: Courtesy of Ace:

February 05, 2009
More Evidence of Obama's Miracle-Working Ability

His spokesman, Robert Gibbs, makes Scott McClellan look like a rhetorical genius.

Memo to Gibbs: Not a good idea to indicate that a reporter's question is somehow not 'pertinent.' As you can see, Jake Tapper was not amused.

Cringe-inducing but awesome video below the fold:

tp[Link: ace.mu.nu...]

(H/t: The Corner)

Hmmm . . . I can't post videos right today. I'll try again:

329 Lincolntf  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:12:03pm

re: #285 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Popular Religious timing has nothing to do with the formation of the Earth (I assume we all know that) or of our solar system. But, there are some fascinating arguments over when it was formed. When I was in high school, I would've failed sophomore Earth Sciences if I didn't "know" that the S.S. was 6 billion years old. I assume that today you fail if you don't answer 14 billion years.

If Religion could ever be removed from the discussion, the actual moment of origin of all matter, space, time, life, etc. would be fascinating and endlessly informative.

330 [deleted]  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:12:16pm
331 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:12:24pm

re: #318 Honorary Yooper

Hey now, you wanted a name. :-)

right...and you hurt me deeply

332 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:12:30pm

re: #323 Guanxi88

I'm no expert, but it looks like afun thing, but not that practical - a solution in search of a problem.

They market it specifically for defending from inside a vehicle against a kidnapping or assassination attempt, if I recall.

333 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:12:31pm

re: #303 albusteve

don't be ridiculous....only a blithering idiot would kill a tarantula...so how many have you killed?

Not enough evidently.

334 JHW  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:12:31pm

re: #315 Tamron

I used to have an old 45-70 trap door single-shot Springfield that I occasionally used for game-bird hunting using .410 shot shells.

335 Cato the Elder  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:12:55pm

re: #300 Guanxi88

What, you mean like this?

[Link: www.biblelandstudios.com...]

[Link: www.redicecreations.com...]

Ha ha ha ha ha! Another thing Islam and the Bible literalists have in common.

336 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:13:00pm

re: #324 Soona'

Those are found mainly in the Washington DC area, I believe. The more abundant "Titanoboasphincterdem" is found under rocks and various dark unclean spaces in all other parts of the US.

LOL.......
:)

337 snowcrash  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:13:40pm

re: #321 gmsc
That was great. Made MY day. Who is getting reassigned first, Tapper or Gibbs? lol

338 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:13:52pm

re: #330 taxfreekiller

Swiss K ='s quite death

Um, weren't they "Swedish Ks"?

339 Guanxi88  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:13:57pm

re: #332 Occasional Reader

They market it specifically for defending from inside a vehicle against a kidnapping or assassination attempt, if I recall.

Kinda specialized, but what do I know? I guess at close-range, cylinder-gap and other concerns don't matter so much. Still, can't help thinking it's a bit odd. Then again, a face full of shot would certainly deter me, even if it wasn't at maximum efficacy.

340 UFO TOFU  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:14:05pm

OT
Shell Oil Company accidentally films a sea monster at a depth of 2.5km.

Today's fun fact:

The penis of the giant squid is the length of his body (excluding head and tentacles), during mating, the male runs the risk of the female severing the penis with her sharp beak.
341 Racer X  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:14:30pm

re: #321 gmsc

SECURITY!

342 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:14:39pm

OT: From the blogfather:

GOOD GRIEF: Solis Senate Session Postponed in Wake of Husband’s Tax Lien Revelations.

Two thoughts: (1) Don’t any of these people pay their taxes? And (2) Is this, like, some kind of karmic payback for all the Joe-the-plumber tax business?

*snort*

343 Guanxi88  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:14:41pm

re: #340 UFO TOFU

OT
Shell Oil Company accidentally films a sea monster at a depth of 2.5km.

Today's fun fact:

So, the deep-sea types like the rough stuff, huh?

344 Achilles Tang  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:14:45pm

re: #285 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I'm still waiting for evidence the universe is no more than 5 minutes old and all our so called "memories" weren't simply placed their by a intelligent creator.

/

If so it wouldn't actually change anything about reality, but it would raise a question about the why of the planted evidence. I would go for a lab simulation experiment myself. Why run the program from the beginning when one only wants to play with the end?

345 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:15:02pm

re: #323 Guanxi88

I'm no expert, but it looks like afun thing, but not that practical - a solution in search of a problem.

they come in 3" as well as 2 3/4 now....pack a hell of a wollop...some ferocious home D in a small package

346 reloadingisnotahobby  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:15:07pm

re: #323 Guanxi88

Only practical for close quarters self defence!
Most hand guns can be used with "Snake shot"...or in this case"Spider shot"...

347 MrSilverDragon  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:15:22pm

re: #304 Desert Dog

Here's a "little" guy for you spider lovers

He's a cutie.

348 jcm  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:16:06pm

re: #320 Guanxi88

Meh, I hear the rifling's so light, and the cylinder gap so large, that accuracy with the 45 side of things is iffy, while the barrel's so short that the 410 isn't used to full effect.

besides, with a handgun, you can't poke the muzzle in the critter's mout and touch off a round as safely as when you've got a long-arm.

It's strictly a personal defense piece. Almost all self defense engagements, and this includes law enforcement occur under 7 yds. At that range The Judge will be quite effective. It will be a handful when fired how ever.

349 Racer X  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:16:26pm

re: #340 UFO TOFU

re: #340 UFO TOFU

linky no worky

350 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:16:51pm

re: #333 Soona'

Not enough evidently.

really they are harmless....killing them reveals an incurable mental disorder...
GUARDS!

351 Guanxi88  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:16:51pm

re: #345 albusteve

they come in 3" as well as 2 3/4 now....pack a hell of a wollop...some ferocious home D in a small package

Eh, whatever works for folk works for 'em. Just seems wrong, to me at least, not to use the 45lc to its maximum advantage, but then, I'm a traditionalist on stuff like that. Seriously, though, if it's what they've got, they like it, and it works for them, why not?

(I'll confess to be oddly fascinated with the thing myself.)

352 songbird  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:16:53pm

re: #342 gmsc

OT: From the blogfather:

*snort*

I'm thinking we need the Fair Tax system! Then all the tax evaders would have to pay finally.

353 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:17:13pm

re: #337 snowcrash

That was great. Made MY day. Who is getting reassigned first, Tapper or Gibbs? lol

Obama needs the press and Tapper is ABC IIRC. My guess is Gibbs will go soon. He makes Obama look incompetent (though that isn't a misperception).

354 notutopia  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:17:27pm

re: #322 albusteve

I've asked several times about that pistol but never a response...I'd like to buy one

Albusteve, I use a short barrel .410 rifle, it's actually called a "snakecharmer". I would also like to know if anyone has shot one of these pistols. I just don't know about the lift that occurs when you shoot a .410 out of that short 3" barrel.

355 DaddyG  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:17:40pm

re: #340 UFO TOFU

OT
Shell Oil Company accidentally films a sea monster at a depth of 2.5km.

Today's fun fact:

NO CALAMARI FOR OIL!

/PermaSarc™

356 Achilles Tang  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:18:02pm

re: #320 Guanxi88

I'm no expert, but I suspect there might be some feds who would call that an illegal sawn off shotgun.

357 Guanxi88  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:18:24pm

re: #348 jcm

It's strictly a personal defense piece. Almost all self defense engagements, and this includes law enforcement occur under 7 yds. At that range The Judge will be quite effective. It will be a handful when fired how ever.

I was talking about for strictly anti-snake purposes. That's how we used to do it back home: see a rattler, lower the muzzle, step back, and get the scaly sob to strike the muzzle, then pull the trigger and get ready to clean your boots.

358 UFO TOFU  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:18:45pm

re: #349 Racer X

Sorry, maybe this one will:[Link: www.scienceray.com...]

359 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:18:57pm

re: #350 albusteve

really they are harmless....killing them reveals an incurable mental disorder...
GUARDS!

Arachnophobia?

360 FrogMarch  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:19:02pm

re: #121 Charles

You never claimed the DI was in bed with the Nazis.

But anti-Darwinists blame Darwin for the roots of all evil, including Nazism.

361 Guanxi88  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:19:13pm

re: #356 Naso Tang

I'm no expert, but I suspect there might be some feds who would call that an illegal sawn off shotgun.

no, not exactly - the barrel's rifled, and it was manufactured as a handgun. for regulatory reasons I don't fully get, it is exempt from the AOW deal

362 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:19:23pm

re: #344 Naso Tang

If so it wouldn't actually change anything about reality, but it would raise a question about the why of the planted evidence. I would go for a lab simulation experiment myself. Why run the program from the beginning when one only wants to play with the end?

You are going to have to ask the white mice. We only built the planet to their specs.

363 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:19:37pm

re: #356 Naso Tang

I'm no expert, but I suspect there might be some feds who would call that an illegal sawn off shotgun.

It's an interesting legal question.

I dimly recall seeing some mention of it... if Taurus is smart, they'd have sought some sort of "no objection" ruling from BATF.

364 faraway  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:19:45pm

Spider's venom tried to eat up my forehead once. Nasty stuff.

365 jcm  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:19:48pm

re: #357 Guanxi88

I was talking about for strictly anti-snake purposes. That's how we used to do it back home: see a rattler, lower the muzzle, step back, and get the scaly sob to strike the muzzle, then pull the trigger and get ready to clean your boots.

Not sure I'd want a snake striking at any thing that short...

366 Guanxi88  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:20:02pm

re: #362 OldLineTexan

You are going to have to ask the white mice. We only built the planet to their specs.

yeah, the guy who did the fjords posts here occasionally.

367 Achilles Tang  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:20:04pm

re: #354 notutopia

Albusteve, I use a short barrel .410 rifle, it's actually called a "snakecharmer". I would also like to know if anyone has shot one of these pistols. I just don't know about the lift that occurs when you shoot a .410 out of that short 3" barrel.

I've got a "Handy Gun". Harrington from the 30s. Barrel is about 10 inches.

368 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:20:20pm

re: #340 UFO TOFU

OT
Shell Oil Company accidentally films a sea monster at a depth of 2.5km.

Today's fun fact:

You hear about the guy with a head the size of a golfball. He goes into a bar and the bartender asks "what the hell happened to you?"
Guy answers "well, I was out fishing and caught a mermaid. She told me she'd grant me one wish if I released her. She was so beautiful that all I wanted to do was make love to her so that was my wish".
"She said that anatomically, she couldn't grant that wish and that I'd have to make another".
'So I asked her for a little head".......


ba da boom.......

369 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:20:32pm

The "Swedish K" was actually invented by Gunnar Johnsson.

It's the eponymy, stupid!

370 reloadingisnotahobby  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:20:38pm

re: #354 notutopia

More recoil from the .45 LC than with the 410....
Shot shells are loaded with slower buning powder than
Metalic cartridges!

371 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:20:58pm

re: #364 faraway

Spider's venom tried to eat up my forehead once. Nasty stuff.

Brown recluse?

372 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:21:12pm

re: #354 notutopia

Albusteve, I use a short barrel .410 rifle, it's actually called a "snakecharmer". I would also like to know if anyone has shot one of these pistols. I just don't know about the lift that occurs when you shoot a .410 out of that short 3" barrel.

not the barrel, the shells are 3"

373 Guanxi88  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:21:15pm

re: #371 Occasional Reader

Brown recluse?

Racist!

374 Kragar  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:21:21pm

MST3k Giant Spider Invasion

GO PACKERS!

375 opnion  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:21:31pm

Glenn Beck just had a man & his teen daughter on. She attended an Al Gore Climaate meeting & taped it.
Gore told the teens that they instictively know more about Global Warming than their parents. As an example he related how his generation knew more about racial justice than their parents.
So he is saying that questioning global warming is like being racist , back in the day. At least tht's what I got out of it.

376 Achilles Tang  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:21:34pm

re: #363 Occasional Reader

It's an interesting legal question.

I dimly recall seeing some mention of it... if Taurus is smart, they'd have sought some sort of "no objection" ruling from BATF.

Well, the rifling, but if it is largely a cosmetic technicality.......

377 Racer X  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:21:41pm

re: #358 UFO TOFU

Yes, thanks!

378 reloadingisnotahobby  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:21:44pm

re: #356 Naso Tang

Only State/city laws apply to that weapon!

379 faraway  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:21:45pm

re: #371 Occasional Reader

Brown recluse?

Probably. Never saw it. A few days later my skin started falling off.

380 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:21:46pm

re: #301 Naso Tang

Where are these articles?

Here:

[Link: www.evolutionnews.org...]

381 Ojoe  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:21:52pm

I want to see one of these suckers fly (too late)

quetzalcoatlus northropi

382 itellu3times  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:22:01pm

re: #11 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Discovery Institure dispatches field team to look for apples near snake site.

Very Large Apples.

And maybe some antediluvian giant iPods.

Anyway, if a snake like that offers you an apple, you eat the apple.

383 bosforus  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:22:03pm

Yeah, but can evolution explain the Philosoraptor?

384 Guanxi88  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:22:46pm

re: #383 bosforus

Yeah, but can evolution explain the Philosoraptor?

No, I think that's got more to do with psychopharmacology than evolutionary biology.

385 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:23:39pm

re: #359 Honorary Yooper

Arachnophobia?

black widows are very common here....I kill them instantly if they are in my bunkhouse or nesting on it or whatever....

386 Cato the Elder  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:24:10pm

re: #363 Occasional Reader

It's an interesting legal question.

I dimly recall seeing some mention of it... if Taurus is smart, they'd have sought some sort of "no objection" ruling from BATF.

Like a "nihil obstat"?

387 jcw46  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:24:18pm

You made that last part up. :>

388 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:24:55pm

re: #381 Ojoe

I want to see one of these suckers fly (too late)

quetzalcoatlus northropi

That was Northrop Grumman's first model .... they were later to come out with the F-14 Tomcat.

389 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:24:55pm

re: #368 LGoPs

You hear about the guy with a head the size of a golfball. He goes into a bar and the bartender asks "what the hell happened to you?"
Guy answers "well, I was out fishing and caught a mermaid. She told me she'd grant me one wish if I released her. She was so beautiful that all I wanted to do was make love to her so that was my wish".
"She said that anatomically, she couldn't grant that wish and that I'd have to make another".
'So I asked her for a little head".......

ba da boom.......

There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks what it is all about and the barman tells him he'll tell him later.

So he asks the barman for a drink and the barman says,
'Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.'

'OK,' says the guy.

He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says,
'You have one wish.'

The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke fills the room and when the smoke clears there are a million ducks crowding the bar.

He tells the barman,
'Hey, I didn't want a million ducks.'

The barman replies, 'You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?'

390 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:25:13pm

US diplomat killed in Ethiopia


[Link: www.abc.net.au...]

391 Tamron  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:25:21pm

re: #354 notutopia

Albusteve, I use a short barrel .410 rifle, it's actually called a "snakecharmer". I would also like to know if anyone has shot one of these pistols. I just don't know about the lift that occurs when you shoot a .410 out of that short 3" barrel.

It's nothing like the lift that occurs from a tank's canister shotgun round...
.

392 itellu3times  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:25:59pm

re: #329 Lincolntf

Popular Religious timing has nothing to do with the formation of the Earth (I assume we all know that) or of our solar system. But, there are some fascinating arguments over when it was formed. When I was in high school, I would've failed sophomore Earth Sciences if I didn't "know" that the S.S. was 6 billion years old. I assume that today you fail if you don't answer 14 billion years.

Wot? The solar system wasn't formed on the same day as the big bang. 6b is still about right. First life is what, about 4b? Before that for a billion or so years, it was all hot lumps.

393 songbird  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:26:12pm

re: #383 bosforus

Yeah, but can evolution explain the Philosoraptor?

Wonder who here can claim that worthy raptor as a relative?

394 notutopia  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:26:23pm

re: #367 Naso Tang

I've got a "Handy Gun". Harrington from the 30s. Barrel is about 10 inches.

Does it lift when you fire it?re: #372 albusteve

not the barrel, the shells are 3"

It looks pretty short in the picture. How long is the barrel?

395 faraway  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:26:28pm

Image: brown-recluse-spider-bite-9days.jpg

Aftermath of a spider bite. Warning for the faint of heart.

396 DaddyG  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:26:46pm

re: #375 opnion

Glenn Beck just had a man & his teen daughter on. She attended an Al Gore Climaate meeting & taped it.
Gore told the teens that they instictively know more about Global Warming than their parents. As an example he related how his generation knew more about racial justice than their parents.
So he is saying that questioning global warming is like being racist , back in the day. At least tht's what I got out of it.

Ice Ice Baby!

397 Kragar  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:26:50pm

re: #383 bosforus

Yeah, but can evolution explain the Philosoraptor?

It is closely related to the Allahsaurus

398 Ojoe  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:27:09pm

re: #388 eschew_obfuscation

Also this
YB 49

The quetzacotalus northropii has a 30 foot wingspan.

399 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:27:09pm

re: #386 Cato the Elder

Like a "nihil obstat"?

I'm not familiar with the term. Thinking of "no objection" letters issued upon request by the SEC, with regard to securities questions. I don't actually know if BATF does something similar.

400 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:27:18pm

re: #385 albusteve

black widows are very common here....I kill them instantly if they are in my bunkhouse or nesting on it or whatever....

It is my understanding that a tarantula will keep the other, smaller spiders away. My aunt, an arachnophobe, has one (it's her son's), and has not seen a smaller spider since it was brought in the house.

401 J.S.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:28:03pm

re: #304 Desert Dog

Then you get these little guys (in Iraq)...spidey pic...

402 songbird  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:28:04pm

re: #395 faraway

[Link: www.badspiderbites.com...]

Aftermath of a spider bite. Warning for the faint of heart.

OH that's a bad one!
Do NOT look if you are squeamish!

403 DaddyG  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:28:17pm

re: #390 Dustyvet

US diplomat killed in Ethiopia


[Link: www.abc.net.au...]

Darn - that is not good. Prayers for his family...

404 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:28:27pm

re: #353 eschew_obfuscation

Obama needs the press and Tapper is ABC IIRC. My guess is Gibbs will go soon. He makes Obama look incompetent (though that isn't a misperception).

Oh please. That's really not hard to do.

405 bosforus  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:28:27pm

re: #393 songbird

Wonder who here can claim that worthy raptor as a relative?

I have neither the claw nor the robe as an evolutionary trait so I guess he ain't my daddy.

406 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:28:41pm

re: #397 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

It is closely related to the Allahsaurus

The jerk who is "I is the shit" refuses to link directly to pictures.

407 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:29:06pm

re: #375 opnion

Gore told the teens that they instictively know more about Global Warming than their parents.

Wow.

Just.

Wow.

Well, so I guess if it's "instinctively" understood by teenagers, it must not be science. Right, Al?

408 notutopia  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:29:14pm

re: #391 Tamron

It's nothing like the lift that occurs from a tank's canister shotgun round...
.

That's lift alright...into another world.
It won't help me with short range, farm predator vermin though.

409 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:29:18pm

re: #391 Tamron

It's nothing like the lift that occurs from a tank's canister shotgun round...
.

cool vid...have seen it before..pretty fascinating stuff

410 Kragar  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:29:38pm

re: #406 Honorary Yooper

The jerk who is "I is the shit" refuses to link directly to pictures.

What a douche

411 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:29:43pm

re: #404 Soona'

Oh please. That's really not hard to do.

Did you misread my post? We agree.

412 Wyatt Earp  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:29:43pm

re: #407 Occasional Reader

Wow.

Just.

Wow.

Well, so I guess if it's "instinctively" understood by teenagers, it must not be science. Right, Al?

Algore needs to be stopped. Where is the duct tape for his mouth?

413 faraway  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:29:55pm

Gotta go do something for my little subscripts

/ math humor

414 Achilles Tang  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:30:16pm

re: #380 Charles

Here:

[Link: www.evolutionnews.org...]

Sleazy tone there trying to sound so nice; However I note the following comment which sounds contradictory to me. Does not the DI claim to be secular?

Advocating an aggressive and confident stance in the confrontation with radical Islam, LGF appears to view any challenge to secularism as a concession to the great Islamic fundamentalist enemy.


Given what follows, that seems to be an admission that DI is a challenge to secularism, does it not?

415 J.S.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:30:21pm

Oh no...more CNN love fest videos on Obama -- and on "the religious Obama.." The Messiah has arrived...

416 Killgore Trout  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:30:27pm

OT: Iceland gets lesbian PM

Johanna Sigurdardottir, the recently appointed prime minister of Iceland, just might be the first openly gay politician to serve as a country’s political leader.

Sigurdardottir, formerly the social affairs minister, was sworn in as prime minister on Feb 1.
....
“It’s by no means a big deal,” Ingo Sigfusson of Iceland’s public broadcaster RUV told the BBC. “It’s been reported, but it’s not something the public is focussing on.

417 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:30:37pm

re: #407 Occasional Reader

Wow.

Just.

Wow.

Well, so I guess if it's "instinctively" understood by teenagers, it must not be science. Right, Al?

Now waitaminute. If it's instinctive, they must have evolved it in reaction to some external stimulus ...

418 bosforus  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:30:42pm

re: #397 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

It is closely related to the Allahsaurus

Isn't the original Allosaurus from North America? They must have been separated at birth, by a continent or two.

419 Wyatt Earp  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:31:00pm

re: #415 J.S.

Oh no...more CNN love fest videos on Obama -- and on "the religious Obama.." The Messiah has arrived...

Genuflect when you type that!

/

420 Wyatt Earp  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:31:26pm

re: #416 Killgore Trout

OT: Iceland gets lesbian PM

Think she's a fan of President Bush?

421 Kragar  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:31:46pm

re: #375 opnion

Glenn Beck just had a man & his teen daughter on. She attended an Al Gore Climaate meeting & taped it.
Gore told the teens that they instictively know more about Global Warming than their parents. As an example he related how his generation knew more about racial justice than their parents.
So he is saying that questioning global warming is like being racist , back in the day. At least tht's what I got out of it.

Funny, my instincts tell me Gore is full of shit.

Notice how both Gore and Obama are pushing their agendas saying the time for questions is over and we have to take action now or the damage will be irreversible?

Who is the party of fear mongering again?

422 MrSilverDragon  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:32:10pm

re: #420 Wyatt Earp

Think she's a fan of President Bush?

Nice double entendre. I applaud.

423 Wyatt Earp  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:32:21pm

re: #422 MrSilverDragon

Nice double entendre. I applaud.

Thank you, sir!

424 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:32:26pm

re: #420 Wyatt Earp

Think she's a fan of President Bush?

More likely, she's a fan of Cheney's daughter.
;)

425 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:32:33pm

re: #420 Wyatt Earp

Think she's a fan of President Bush?

I wish I could find that protest picture of a disgruntled woman sitting on a curb. Her sign read "Lesbians against Bush".

426 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:32:55pm

re: #375 opnion

Glenn Beck just had a man & his teen daughter on. She attended an Al Gore Climaate meeting & taped it.
Gore told the teens that they instictively know more about Global Warming than their parents. As an example he related how his generation knew more about racial justice than their parents.
So he is saying that questioning global warming is like being racist , back in the day. At least tht's what I got out of it.

I've got a new updated dictionary and next to the definition of fucktard they have a picture of Gore.........

427 jcw46  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:33:13pm

re: #92 Killgore Trout

Check out the link on the right hand side...."Galileo Was Wrong:
The Church Was Right"

Ha!

Eppur si muove.

428 Ojoe  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:33:14pm

re: #421 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Gore told the teens that they instictively know more about Global Warming than their parents. As an example he related how his generation knew more about racial justice than their parents.

As an old guy with kids, this just really frosts me.

BBL

429 bosforus  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:33:40pm

Allosaurus (pronounced /ˌæləˈsɔrəs/)
-wikipedia
Oh, so that's how you pronounce it! Much clearer now.

430 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:33:40pm

re: #425 OldLineTexan

I wish I could find that protest picture of a disgruntled woman sitting on a curb. Her sign read "Lesbians against Bush".

Done.

431 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:33:47pm

re: #394 notutopia

It looks pretty short in the picture. How long is the barrel?

you are right....3" barrel as well...5 shot...had to google it then forgot the price!

432 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:34:03pm

re: #416 Killgore Trout

OT: Iceland gets lesbian PM

Wonder if she's frigid......
/

433 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:34:14pm

re: #430 gmsc

THANK YOU!

434 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:34:19pm

re: #412 Wyatt Earp

Algore needs to be stopped. Where is the duct tape for his mouth?

We hold these two pieces together useing the handy mans secret weapon, Duct Tape

Red Green

435 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:34:36pm

re: #400 Honorary Yooper

It is my understanding that a tarantula will keep the other, smaller spiders away. My aunt, an arachnophobe, has one (it's her son's), and has not seen a smaller spider since it was brought in the house.

people like them out here, like roadrunners

436 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:34:39pm

re: #429 bosforus

Allosaurus (pronounced /ˌæləˈsɔrə ;s/)
-wikipedia
Oh, so that's how you pronounce it! Much clearer now.

My mother thought it was something like Allotzuris.
Tzuris is Yiddish for trouble. I think its prey thought it was trouble.

437 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:34:45pm

re: #425 OldLineTexan

I wish I could find that protest picture of a disgruntled woman sitting on a curb. Her sign read "Lesbians against Bush".

Since this subject has arisen....

Does anyone know if the trucking company called PRIDE is run by/for gay truckers?

The letters on the sides of the trucks are rainbow-filled..... just curious.

438 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:34:50pm

re: #433 OldLineTexan

THANK YOU!

You're welcome.

439 Wyatt Earp  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:35:04pm

re: #434 Dustyvet

We hold these two pieces together useing the handy mans secret weapon, Duct Tape

Red Green

Hey there, Dusty!

440 Kragar  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:35:10pm

re: #429 bosforus

Allosaurus (pronounced /ˌæləˈsɔr&#x0259 ;s/)
-wikipedia
Oh, so that's how you pronounce it! Much clearer now.

The 0259 is silent.

441 Achilles Tang  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:35:34pm

re: #391 Tamron

It's nothing like the lift that occurs from a tank's canister shotgun round...
.

Perhaps this is what is being imagined
Moron

442 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:35:37pm

re: #439 Wyatt Earp

Hey there, Dusty!

allo...:)

443 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:36:10pm

re: #439 Wyatt Earp

Hey there, Dusty!

Spare the Duct Tape, Spoil the job.
-Red Green

444 Karagush  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:36:35pm

re: #434 Dustyvet

We hold these two pieces together useing the handy mans secret weapon, Duct Tape

Red Green

duct tape: structure in a roll!

445 Killgore Trout  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:36:43pm

The shoe craze continues.....
RAW--Shoe Hurled at Israeli Ambassador in Stockholm

446 bosforus  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:36:47pm

re: #436 Kosh's Shadow

My mother thought it was something like Allotzuris.
Tzuris is Yiddish for trouble. I think its prey thought it was trouble.

Which leads me to the Jurassic Park dinosaur jokes:

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saurus.

What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?
Do-you-think-he-saurus Rex.

447 [deleted]  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:36:59pm
448 Wyatt Earp  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:37:04pm

re: #443 Dustyvet

Spare the Duct Tape, Spoil the job.
-Red Green

If ya can't fix it, duct it!

449 Lincolntf  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:37:13pm

re: #392 itellu3times

Wot?
I should have been more specific. I muddled it up with Earth/Solar System references.
The Big Bang was 6-8 billion years ago when I was in high school. It's now considered to be 14 billion years ago.
Either way, the moment that the chain of events began (whether caused by an infinite Elephant, an old white man with a beard, an eternal Great Spirit or a confluence of natural forces beyond current scientific speculation) is the great question. Unfortunately, it's difficult to get back that far (conversationally) without encountering boundaries of philosophy and ingrained preference.

450 Killgore Trout  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:37:31pm

re: #445 Killgore Trout

Islamists and leftists are going to cause all public events to be barefoot.

451 Wyatt Earp  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:38:01pm

re: #450 Killgore Trout

Islamists and leftists are going to cause all public events to be barefoot.


And the women must be pregnant as well.

452 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:38:21pm

re: #449 Lincolntf

It's turtle farts all the way down.

453 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:38:47pm

re: #414 Naso Tang

Given what follows, that seems to be an admission that DI is a challenge to secularism, does it not?

The Discovery Institute shills are always doing that. They want to fool you into thinking they're not promoting religion, but they ARE -- and they just can't seem to keep their stories straight.

454 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:38:59pm

re: #451 Wyatt Earp

And the women must be pregnant as well.

My God ... this will require a squad of studs scoring around the clock. Of course, I volunteer.

455 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:39:26pm

re: #445 Killgore Trout

The shoe craze continues.....
RAW--Shoe Hurled at Israeli Ambassador in Stockholm

[Video]

Oh yeah, it's all fun and games. Until somebody loses an eye.

456 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:39:26pm

re: #447 ploome hineni

the thrill is gone

good news indeed....BO is getting hammered and playing politics and people know it....his cred is sinking

457 bulwrk  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:39:29pm

re: #437 eschew_obfuscation

No

458 mardukhai  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:39:30pm

If dinosaurs had feathers, I wonder if that ancient giant snake did as well.

That would make it a feathered boa!

Rump-bump!

459 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:39:45pm

re: #455 Charles

Oh yeah, it's all fun and games. Until somebody loses an eye.

Then it's just fun.

/old saying

460 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:39:47pm

re: #447 ploome hineni

A little late to be asking that, isn't it?

Gah! The press was so busy slobbering, they never thought to figure the man out?

461 Wyatt Earp  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:39:52pm

re: #454 OldLineTexan

My God ... this will require a squad of studs scoring around the clock. Of course, I volunteer.


I'm in! When do we leave?

462 Lincolntf  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:40:01pm

re: #452 OldLineTexan

As good as any other explanation I've ever heard.

463 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:40:21pm

re: #456 albusteve

good news indeed....BO is getting hammered and playing politics and people know it....his cred is sinking

I sure as hell hope so.....please, please let it be so......

464 MrSilverDragon  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:40:28pm

re: #458 mardukhai

If dinosaurs had feathers, I wonder if that ancient giant snake did as well.

That would make it a feathered boa!

Rump-bump!

That joke made me feel like an asp.

465 Wyatt Earp  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:40:51pm

re: #456 albusteve

good news indeed....BO is getting hammered and playing politics and people know it....his cred is sinking

And it's only been two weeks. HA!

466 Kragar  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:40:51pm

re: #454 OldLineTexan

My God ... this will require a squad of studs scoring around the clock. Of course, I volunteer.

I'm not putting in any more overtime.

467 Kragar  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:41:40pm

re: #459 OldLineTexan

Then it's just fun.

/old saying

First thing I thought of

468 abaleh  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:41:48pm

Another Anti-Muslim attack by the Zionist entity.

469 Tamron  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:41:49pm

re: #445 Killgore Trout

The shoe craze continues.....
RAW--Shoe Hurled at Israeli Ambassador in Stockholm

[Video]



Shoe hurled at Chinese PM at Cambridge University, 3 days ago
.
.

470 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:41:53pm

re: #466 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I'm not putting in any more overtime.

Not a team player. This will be reflected in your review. Poorly reflected, I might add.

/

471 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:41:55pm

re: #456 albusteve

good news indeed....BO is getting hammered and playing politics and people know it....his cred is sinking

What cred? Cred for what?

"We are the change we've been waiting for" is idiotic; it's not a policy, and it's not a philosophy.

I'm diving back into number world before I begin to rave like a street-corner prophet.

472 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:41:58pm

re: #444 Karagush

duct tape: structure in a roll!

LOL

473 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:41:59pm

re: #448 Wyatt Earp

If ya can't fix it, duct it!

If women don't find you handsome, they can sure find you handy.
-red green

474 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:42:00pm

re: #463 LGoPs

I sure as hell hope so.....please, please let it be so......

when you surf around it's all over the place....it's picking up steam...his own party is starting to get pissy and best of all he plays right into by ignoring everybody

475 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:42:05pm

re: #447 ploome hineni

the thrill is gone

Might have been nice if he'd done that BEFORE the election.... but it's good to see it even now.

476 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:42:23pm

re: #464 MrSilverDragon

That joke made me feel like an asp.

If you start a pun thread I'll have to keel you.....

477 Cato the Elder  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:42:32pm

re: #399 Occasional Reader

I'm not familiar with the term. Thinking of "no objection" letters issued upon request by the SEC, with regard to securities questions. I don't actually know if BATF does something similar.

"Nihil obstat" is Latin for "no objection" (literally "nothing hinders"), and is part of the Catholic Church's procedure for approving books. I wondered if that was like BATF's "no objection".

The final step is "imprimatur", which means "let it be printed", or, since it can literally mean "pressed", it could apply to a gun: "let (the trigger) be pressed".

All in all, a gun joke that didn't go off. A dud.

478 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:42:48pm

re: #471 Dianna

What cred? Cred for what?

"We are the change we've been waiting for" is idiotic; it's not a policy, and it's not a philosophy.

I'm diving back into number world before I begin to rave like a street-corner prophet.

Crap.

/shoves soapbox and megaphone back under desk

479 mardukhai  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:42:54pm

re: #464 MrSilverDragon

Heh!

480 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:43:04pm

re: #455 Charles

Oh yeah, it's all fun and games. Until somebody loses an eye.

Or responds disproportionately.

481 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:43:20pm

re: #471 Dianna

What cred? Cred for what?

"We are the change we've been waiting for" is idiotic; it's not a policy, and it's not a philosophy.

I'm diving back into number world before I begin to rave like a street-corner prophet.

Make sure you take off the sandwich board first.....those things really hurt when you sit down.

482 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:43:23pm

re: #476 LGoPs

If you start a pun thread I'll have to keel you.....

Who's getting Keel Hauled>:)

483 Killgore Trout  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:43:33pm

re: #469 Tamron


Shoe hurled at Chinese PM at Cambridge University, 3 days ago
.
.

Somebody is going to get shot doing this. You just can't attack world leaders at speaking events.

484 Kragar  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:44:08pm

re: #470 OldLineTexan

Not a team player. This will be reflected in your review. Poorly reflected, I might add.

/

I'm already taking them 3 at a time.

485 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:44:13pm

re: #456 albusteve

good news indeed....BO is getting hammered and playing politics and people know it....his cred is sinking

I'm sorry, but that's wishful thinking. The One can do no wrong, at least until a link to Halliburton is discovered.

486 notutopia  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:44:22pm

re: #474 albusteve

when you surf around it's all over the place....it's picking up steam...his own party is starting to get pissy and best of all he plays right into by ignoring everybody

There's only so many times his ego can stand saying to the press,
"I screwed up, in one week!

487 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:44:59pm

re: #484 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I'm already taking them 3 at a time.

Wow, you must have a Swiss Army p ... nevermind.

488 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:45:25pm

re: #455 Charles

Oh yeah, it's all fun and games. Until somebody loses an eye.

I recently came across a bunch of high school kids in public park here in DC, who were building a trebuchet as part of a science project. I opined, "it's all fun and games, until somebody loses a codpiece." Man, that was a good day.

489 Killgore Trout  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:45:33pm

This is interesting...
Israeli navy taking control of Lebanese cargo ship near gaza


israely navy Forces took control of a Lebanese cargo ship which entered coast of the Gaza Strip • Testing conducted by the IDF forces on the ship showed that it had minimal amount of humanitarian aid • between persons found on the ship: archbishop previously convicted in Israel for gunrunning PLO

At the very end the show a shot of the cargo hold. Almost empty.

490 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:45:42pm

re: #476 LGoPs

If you start a pun thread I'll have to keel you.....

Like sheeps passing in the night.

491 Wyatt Earp  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:46:00pm

re: #484 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I'm already taking them 3 at a time.

Good Lord, man! Take a coffee break!

492 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:46:09pm

re: #465 Wyatt Earp

And it's only been two weeks. HA!

Although I shiver to think what the next big crisis will be.

493 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:46:22pm

re: #487 OldLineTexan

Wow, you must have a Swiss Army p ... nevermind.

No, that's Swedish K, I already said so.

/

494 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:46:25pm

re: #475 eschew_obfuscation

Might have been nice if he'd done that BEFORE the election.... but it's good to see it even now.

Well, you can't depend on Chris Matthews of HardOn.

495 Achilles Tang  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:46:54pm

re: #394 notutopia

It looks pretty short in the picture. How long is the barrel?

I don't have it hear, but no it doesn't lift much, but loud yes.

496 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:47:00pm

re: #489 Killgore Trout

This is interesting...
Israeli navy taking control of Lebanese cargo ship near gaza

And given your previous post, YES OF COURSE I initially read that as "Lesbianese".

497 Achilles Tang  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:47:10pm

here

498 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:47:29pm

re: #485 Who Watches the Watchmen?

I'm sorry, but that's wishful thinking. The One can do no wrong, at least until a link to Halliburton is discovered.

stuff in Chicago is still simmering....

499 Lincolntf  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:47:57pm

re: #483 Killgore Trout


The minute the Press/ Left started admiring that Iraqi Ked-chucker I knew it was gonna be the new thing among the Lefty loons. They absolutely live for gestures with maximum symbolic impact and no real personal risk/cost.

500 abaleh  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:48:37pm

re: #489 Killgore Trout

This is interesting...
Israeli navy taking control of Lebanese cargo ship near gaza
[Video]

At the very end the show a shot of the cargo hold. Almost empty.

The assault of this propaganda aid ship was apparently racist.

501 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:48:53pm

re: #496 Occasional Reader

And given your previous post, YES OF COURSE I initially read that as "Lesbianese".

502 Wyatt Earp  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:48:54pm

re: #499 Lincolntf

The minute the Press/ Left started admiring that Iraqi Ked-chucker I knew it was gonna be the new thing among the Lefty loons. They absolutely live for gestures with maximum symbolic impact and no real personal risk/cost.

It's gonna be great when some bodyguard whoops the ass of a thrower. Then, we'll see this nonsense eliminated.

503 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:49:05pm

re: #489 Killgore Trout

This is interesting...
Israeli navy taking control of Lebanese cargo ship near gaza

[Video]

At the very end the show a shot of the cargo hold. Almost empty.

ready to fill with sash and Hamas weenies with no more stomach for jihad

504 notutopia  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:49:15pm

BBL..gotta prep for supper.

505 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:49:43pm

re: #500 abaleh

The assault of this propaganda aid ship was apparently racist.

Maybe they couldn't help it. The raid on this ship was caused by global warming.

506 abaleh  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:49:46pm

re: #499 Lincolntf

The minute the Press/ Left started admiring that Iraqi Ked-chucker I knew it was gonna be the new thing among the Lefty loons. They absolutely live for gestures with maximum symbolic impact and no real personal risk/cost.

Michael Moore says that:

By tradition, throwing a shoe, is the most insulting act in the Arab world.

507 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:50:36pm

re: #503 albusteve

ready to fill with sash and Hamas weenies with no more stomach for jihad

your sash aint nothin but cash

508 jcw46  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:51:19pm

re: #354 notutopia

Albusteve, I use a short barrel .410 rifle, it's actually called a "snakecharmer". I would also like to know if anyone has shot one of these pistols. I just don't know about the lift that occurs when you shoot a .410 out of that short 3" barrel.

Review I read tested the 2.5" and the 3". Said the 2.5" recoil wasn't so bad but the the 3" was a bit much. I see the advantage for use as home def and field sidearm. Using 00 or 0 is almost useless but using 6 or 8 puts a lot of lead out in a decent pattern at 6-10 feet yet won't shred the draperies too much and maybe keep you from having to defend against a murder charge. in re: the intruder misguided yout'. (C'mon you don't really want to kill them do you? Isn't it better that they should suffer for awhile?)

509 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:51:54pm

re: #496 Occasional Reader

And given your previous post, YES OF COURSE I initially read that as "Lesbianese".

Iceland is sending arms to gaza?
/

510 DeafDog  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:51:56pm

re: #456 albusteve

good news indeed....BO is getting hammered and playing politics and people know it....his cred is sinking

Mathews hammering on Zerobama's lack of coherence now is quizzical to say the least and more tan likely disengenus pleasd to get ratings, which are in the toilet. Zero never had any coherence in his ideas.

511 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:51:57pm

Just had another creationist meltdown in the 'Morphed' thread.

512 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:52:07pm

re: #506 abaleh

Michael Moore says that:

By tradition, throwing a shoe, is the most insulting act in the Arab world.

If they think that's insulting, their nukes must go *pop* instead of **KABOOOM!**

513 Killgore Trout  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:52:18pm

re: #489 Killgore Trout

More info here...
GAZA: Lebanon aid boat held by Israel navy

A Lebanese ship bound for Gaza and reportedly carrying 60 tons of medical and food supplies to Palestinians was forcefully towed to an Israeli port.

A reporter from the Arab satellite TV channel Al Jazeera said that Israeli soldiers shot at the ship, called the Brotherhood Boat, before allegedly boarding it and physically abusing its passengers, charges Israel denied.

The ship was reportedly transporting Muslim and Christian religious figures in addition to peace activists in a symbolic gesture against the continued clampdown on Gaza.
....
One of the passengers was the controversial 86-year-old Greek Catholic priest Hillarion Capucci, who was convicted in 1974 by an Israeli court for using his status as an archbishop in Jerusalem to smuggle arms to Palestinian militants. He was later released from jail by the intervention of the Vatican and deported.


1) 60 tons? not even close
2)WTF is wrong with the Catholic church these days?

514 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:52:25pm

re: #506 abaleh

Michael Moore says that:

By tradition, throwing a shoe, is the most insulting act in the Arab world.

By tradition, throwing things at people is a good way to get your ass beaten in the Western world.

515 Killgore Trout  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:53:35pm

re: #501 gmsc

"It's total racism," Araf told Ynet. "The fact that the people on board are Lebanese should not automatically mark them as terrorists. There is a different attitude towards international populations because you can't display them as terrorists, as is often done with Muslims."


Heh.

516 jcm  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:53:48pm

re: #452 OldLineTexan

It's turtle farts all the way down.

HERETIC!
BEHEAD THOSE THAT INSULT THE TURTLE STACK!

There's a lot of turtle stack bashing at this site...
//

517 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:53:50pm

If anyone ever throws a shoe at me, they're going to eat it. Without mustard.

518 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:53:50pm

re: #510 DeafDog

Mathews hammering on Zerobama's lack of coherence now is quizzical to say the least and more tan likely disengenus pleasd to get ratings, which are in the toilet. Zero never had any coherence in his ideas.

it's all about perception...whatever it takes

519 USBeast  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:53:56pm

Just got the March issue of Discover Magazine. This month's theme: The Darwin Revolution Turns 150. Lead article: Are We Still Evolving? Why Humans Are Changing Faster Than Ever.

Well, I know what I'll be doing tonight.

520 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:54:26pm

re: #491 Wyatt Earp

Good Lord, man! Take a coffee break!

He's clearly doing yeoman labor among the ladies who do not care for sex.

Me? I require all a man's attention.

521 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:54:42pm

Good (almost) evening, Lizards.

522 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:54:48pm

re: #517 Charles

If anyone ever throws a shoe at me, they're going to eat it. Without mustard.

Lefties throw like weenies. And how much can a slipper hurt, anyway?

523 jcm  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:54:52pm

Thagomiser.....

Or how a cartoonist coined a scientific term.

524 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:55:14pm

re: #511 Charles

Just had another creationist meltdown in the 'Morphed' thread.

Who, out of curiosity?

525 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:55:17pm

re: #520 Dianna

He's clearly doing yeoman labor among the ladies who do not care for sex.

Me? I require all a man's attention.

Ow. I feel like a giant squid after a bad date.

526 jcw46  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:55:39pm

re: #368 LGoPs

You hear about the guy with a head the size of a golfball. He goes into a bar and the bartender asks "what the hell happened to you?"
Guy answers "well, I was out fishing and caught a mermaid. She told me she'd grant me one wish if I released her. She was so beautiful that all I wanted to do was make love to her so that was my wish".
"She said that anatomically, she couldn't grant that wish and that I'd have to make another".
'So I asked her for a little head".......


ba da boom.......

I HEARD it was Michael Jackson and he wanted to be "Up tight and Outta sight" so she turned him into a tampon.

527 UFO TOFU  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:56:15pm

re: #435 albusteve

people like them out here, like roadrunners

Are you by any chance in socal?

528 USBeast  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:56:24pm

re: #520 Dianna

He's clearly doing yeoman labor among the ladies who do not care for sex.

Me? I require all a man's attention.

Gotta watch you like a hawk, eh? ;)

529 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:56:56pm
530 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:57:19pm

re: #527 UFO TOFU

Are you by any chance in socal?

albuquerque

531 Bobblehead  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:57:30pm
532 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:57:38pm

re: #530 albusteve

albuquerque

I missed a left turn there once.

533 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:57:39pm

"Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!"

-Austin Powers

534 Kragar  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:58:00pm

re: #506 abaleh

Michael Moore says that:

By tradition, throwing a shoe, is the most insulting act in the Arab world.

Getting caught fucking a goat, not quite as bad.

535 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:58:19pm

re: #522 OldLineTexan

Lefties throw like weenies. And how much can a slipper hurt, anyway?

I blacked someone's eye with a thrown shoe in junior high.

Entirely accidental, but it really can do harm.

536 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:58:20pm

re: #531 Bobblehead

Has anyone seen this little story about Bill Gates?
'There's no reason only poor people should get malaria': The moment Bill Gates released jar of mosquitoes at packed conference
The man is a real a**hole.

Yeah, saw that. Weird and disturbing. Why not just throw Sally Struthers at them?

537 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:58:45pm

re: #532 OldLineTexan

I missed a left turn there once.

thanks for that............amigo

538 Mirage  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:58:57pm

Who came up with the name Titanoboa? I mean if you read it wrong it could be mistaken to be something about breasts and a long fluffy scarf. (Warning, bad pun but I couldn't resist)

539 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:58:59pm

re: #528 USBeast

Gotta watch you like a hawk, eh? ;)

And...other things, too.

540 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:59:03pm

re: #532 OldLineTexan

I missed a left turn there once.

You wascally wabbit. :)

541 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:59:08pm

re: #535 Dianna

I blacked someone's eye with a thrown shoe in junior high.

Entirely accidental, but it really can do harm.

I already know you're registered as a lethal weapon.

;)

542 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:59:10pm

re: #529 wrenchwench

"It's all fun and games until somebody strips a nipple."

Hey, wrenchwench! Is there a trick to stopping disc brakes from squealing? My cheapo Schwinn Voyageur has been getting very annoying lately.

543 DeafDog  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:59:15pm

re: #518 albusteve

it's all about perception...whatever it takes

Here's hoping that this pebble starts an avalanche of realization, but I just don't trust that this will be a sustained argument.

Anyway, I can't stomach Matthews show, so thanks for posting the clip.

544 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:59:20pm

re: #532 OldLineTexan

I missed a left turn there once.

So did Bugs Bunny, IIRC

545 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:59:41pm

re: #516 jcm

HERETIC!
BEHEAD THOSE THAT INSULT THE TURTLE STACK!

There's a lot of turtle stack bashing at this site...
//

At this site? Sure. But in the faraway kingdom of Salamasond . . .

546 USBeast  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:59:47pm

re: #535 Dianna

I blacked someone's eye with a thrown shoe in junior high.

Entirely accidental, but it really can do harm.

How do you accidentally throw a shoe? Horses maybe, people...

547 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 2:59:54pm

re: #531 Bobblehead

Has anyone seen this little story about Bill Gates?
'There's no reason only poor people should get malaria': The moment Bill Gates released jar of mosquitoes at packed conference
The man is a real a**hole.

And then he released a bug free application.

548 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:00:11pm

re: #535 Dianna

I blacked someone's eye with a thrown shoe in junior high.

Entirely accidental, but it really can do harm.

If you're going to throw a shoe, throw a golf shoe.
/

549 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:00:12pm

re: #536 OldLineTexan

Yeah, saw that. Weird and disturbing. Why not just throw Sally Struthers at them?

The opening of Raiders of the Lost Ark comes to mind . . .

550 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:00:31pm

re: #543 DeafDog

Here's hoping that this pebble starts an avalanche of realization, but I just don't trust that this will be a sustained argument.

Anyway, I can't stomach Matthews show, so thanks for posting the clip.

ploome posted it....I dont even know who he is besides the tingle guy

551 jcw46  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:00:33pm

re: #392 itellu3times

Wot? The solar system wasn't formed on the same day as the big bang. 6b is still about right. First life is what, about 4b? Before that for a billion or so years, it was all hot lumps.

Sorry to be picky but there WEREN'T any such thing as days then. (see how what we learn as children and how we learn it affects our pov and how we express it even now? I believe this is what gets Charles about the DI and ID crowd. Let the little skulls full of mush get things confused on their own.)

552 Cato the Elder  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:00:48pm

re: #513 Killgore Trout

More info here...
GAZA: Lebanon aid boat held by Israel navy

1) 60 tons? not even close
2)WTF is wrong with the Catholic church these days?

These days? This jerk was convicted in 1974.

It's so damn easy to focus on a few Catholic moonbats or holocaust deniers. And the Church does not support them. What I'd really like to know is where's the fucking outrage at Qaradawi and the rest of the Muslim assholes and their supporters who openly call for genocide against Israel on the streets of Minneapolis, Paris, New York, Dortmund, Stockholm, and in video after video in Arabic, where they think no one is listening to them.

Fucking Bishop Williamson is a dick, but Qaradawi is a criminal. And I'd like to see some motherfucking international outcry about that.

Rant off.

553 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:01:18pm

re: #531 Bobblehead

He may be a jerk, but I wish they'd been malarial.

Sorry. I'm a bit irate about the whole "Silent Spring" debacle.

554 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:01:40pm

A Schwinn Voyeur? Kind of an odd name for a bike.

555 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:01:45pm

re: #547 Walter L. Newton

And then he released a bug free application.

"Hello, Maintenance? This is Satan. What the Hell is with all this ice?"

556 scottishbuzzsaw  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:01:57pm

re: #524 Honorary Yooper

Who, out of curiosity?

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557 OldLineTexan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:02:22pm

re: #554 Occasional Reader

A Schwinn Voyeur? Kind of an odd name for a bike.

The seat-mounted camera swivels are a notoriously weak design.

558 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:02:46pm

re: #553 Dianna

He may be a jerk, but I wish they'd been malarial.

Sorry. I'm a bit irate about the whole "Silent Spring" debacle.

I thought I saw an article about the WHO rethinking its anti-DDT stance and supporting prudent use of it in Africa..... does that ring any bells with anyone?

559 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:03:12pm

re: #553 Dianna

He may be a jerk, but I wish they'd been malarial.

Sorry. I'm a bit irate about the whole "Silent Spring" debacle.

Talking about the Bill Gates mosquito stunt on another forum, I wrote:

OK, they didn't have malaria. Did these mosquitos have saliva? I'm pretty sure they did. Proteins in mosquito saliva, even malaria-free mosquitos, can cause severe and even fatal medical problems in peoples with mosquito allergies and/or asthma.

Yet, there's no word in any write-up of this story that mentions the audience was warned about this irresponsible and extremely stupid stunt.

Then came the reply:

I doubt VERY much anything could have come from gates's stunt. if so, you could sue him, he can afford it. and he made a nice point.

My reply:

My best friend from college died at the age of 27 from anaphylaxis after being bitten by a mosquito (he had severe mosquito allergies). The allergic reaction was from proteins in the mosquito's saliva.

Tests did show that there was no evidence of malaria in his system. So, forgive me if I'm not impressed that Bill Gates did nothing more than insure he had malaria-free mosquitos.

Their reply:

Too bad about your friend, but the risk was incredibly low. The people who went to the talk were more likely to die in a car accident on the way there, than they were to die from from anaphylaxis brought on by a mosquito bite (given that anaphylaxis of all sorts is only responsible for about 18 deaths each year in the U.S.).

Now, if Gates had tossed a handful of peanuts into the audience, maybe then there would be cause to be upset. (And I'm not even sure about that.)

The only response I could even think of mustering:

From now on, I'll mention to all my friends that they should make sure to die from something that is statistically significant.

560 USBeast  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:03:19pm

re: #547 Walter L. Newton

And then he released a bug free application.

Old Bill Gates joke: How does Bill Gates change a light bulb?
A: He doesn't. He just declares darkness industry standard.

561 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:03:24pm

My own personal Spacejesus. Is he still around.

562 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:03:32pm

re: #546 USBeast

How do you accidentally throw a shoe? Horses maybe, people...

It's faded in my memory. I seem to recall it involved darkness and a slope, and new, not terribly well-fit shoes.

563 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:03:34pm

re: #538 Mirage

Who came up with the name Titanoboa? I mean if you read it wrong it could be mistaken to be something about breasts and a long fluffy scarf. (Warning, bad pun but I couldn't resist)

The "i" is long, as in "titan," so you're safe.

Try reading a story with the word "titillating" in it with 9th graders...

564 Bobblehead  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:03:50pm

re: #547 Walter L. Newton

And then he released a bug free application.

LMAO

565 DeafDog  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:03:56pm

re: #550 albusteve

ploome posted it....I dont even know who he is besides the tingle guy

Then thanks to ploome, too.

566 songbird  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:04:00pm

re: #532 OldLineTexan

I missed a left turn there once.

That's drive through country for me! I'm in Las Cruces

567 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:04:02pm

re: #560 USBeast

Old Bill Gates joke: How does Bill Gates change a light bulb?
A: He doesn't. He just declares darkness industry standard.

Alternative answer: He can't. It's a hardware problem.

568 jcm  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:04:13pm

re: #542 Charles

Hey, wrenchwench! Is there a trick to stopping disc brakes from squealing? My cheapo Schwinn Voyageur has been getting very annoying lately.

A little grease?
/ ;-P

569 Digital Display  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:04:18pm

re: #522 OldLineTexan

Lefties throw like weenies. And how much can a slipper hurt, anyway?

Not nearly as bad as a left cross to the face...LOL

570 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:04:25pm

re: #506 abaleh

Michael Moore says that:

By tradition, throwing a shoe, is the most insulting act in the Arab world.

I suggest we start lobbing shoes at Gaza and Iran.
Say we're just sending "humanitarian supplies"

BBL; back later

571 Bobblehead  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:04:29pm

re: #553 Dianna

He may be a jerk, but I wish they'd been malarial.

Sorry. I'm a bit irate about the whole "Silent Spring" debacle.

How so?

572 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:04:55pm

re: #564 Bobblehead

LMAO

Got it, didn't you! Thanks.

573 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:05:05pm

re: #536 OldLineTexan

Yeah, saw that. Weird and disturbing. Why not just throw Sally Struthers at them?

That would be a violation of their human rights. Also, a very disproportionate response.
/

574 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:05:28pm

re: #568 jcm

A little grease?
/ ;-P

For some reason, putting grease on brakes doesn't sound like a great idea.

575 songbird  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:05:30pm

re: #569 HoosierHoops

Hello {HoosierHoops}

Packing going slowly here on the southwestern front.

576 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:05:42pm

re: #437 eschew_obfuscation

.... just curious.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
/

577 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:06:02pm

re: #542 Charles

Hey, wrenchwench! Is there a trick to stopping disc brakes from squealing? My cheapo Schwinn Voyageur has been getting very annoying lately.

Try these in order, until something works:

1) Clean everything with rubbing alcohol

2) Change the brake pads

3) Change the brakes

4) Change the bike

/kinda sarc on those last two

If the brake pads have been contaminated, they have to be changed. There are pads made with different compounds. The ones that stop you the fastest are most likely to make noise. There's supposed to be some "magic" spray that quiets them every time, but I haven't found it yet.

578 jcw46  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:06:02pm

re: #535 Dianna

I blacked someone's eye with a thrown shoe in junior high.

Entirely accidental, but it really can do harm.

well yeah, a 6" stilletto heel maybe.

/pops smoke

579 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:06:16pm

re: #559 gmsc

I am very sorry about your friend. The thought never occurred to me, honestly.

I like your final reply.

580 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:06:18pm

re: #561 Walter L. Newton

My own personal Spacejesus. Is he still around.

Haven't seen him.

581 Occasional Reader  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:06:39pm

re: #563 goddessoftheclassroom

Try reading a story with the word "titillating" in it with 9th graders...

You should also keep them abreast of developments in Lake Titicaca.

582 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:06:53pm

re: #574 Charles

For some reason, putting grease on brakes doesn't sound like a great idea.

BO came up with it first I believe

583 USBeast  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:07:14pm

re: #574 Charles

For some reason, putting grease on brakes doesn't sound like a great idea.

Aw c'mon Charles. Where's your sense of adventure?

584 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:07:27pm

re: #579 Dianna

I am very sorry about your friend. The thought never occurred to me, honestly.

I like your final reply.

Thanks.

585 FrogMarch  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:08:02pm

Speaking of lies - what happened to Obama?

Last October, while campaigning in Toledo, Barack Obama called for "a new ethic of responsibility." The nation's economic troubles, he said, occurred partly because "everyone was living beyond their means," including politicians who "spent money they didn't have."

[Link: ace.mu.nu...]

586 abaleh  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:08:19pm

re: #561 Walter L. Newton

My own personal Spacejesus. Is he still around.

He's back in the Nazi=Islam thread

587 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:08:23pm

re: #571 Bobblehead

How so?

Try looking up the statistics for malaria-related deaths in the third world.

DDT would save a lot of lives.

Rachel Carson has a lot to answer for.

588 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:08:23pm

re: #581 Occasional Reader

You should also keep them abreast of developments in Lake Titicaca.

And the Grand Tetons.

589 jcw46  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:08:27pm

re: #542 Charles

Hey, wrenchwench! Is there a trick to stopping disc brakes from squealing? My cheapo Schwinn Voyageur has been getting very annoying lately.

I'm no bike mechanic but I found that if you adjust the pads exactly parallel to the rim, it'll squeek. You have to set it so they get closer together in the direction of rotation. then when you clamp them together they don't chatter. (which is what they're really doing).

590 UFO TOFU  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:08:33pm

re: #574 Charles

In the automotive world brake noise is usually eliminated by changing to a less aggressive friction material.

591 Digital Display  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:08:48pm

re: #531 Bobblehead

Has anyone seen this little story about Bill Gates?
'There's no reason only poor people should get malaria': The moment Bill Gates released jar of mosquitoes at packed conference
The man is a real a**hole.

Wow..bill Gates carries insects with him..I thought he stuck strictly with bugs

592 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:08:51pm

I did have a guy come into the shop once with Vaseline on his rims, which he had put there to stop the infernal squealing. At least he lived to tell about it.

593 J.S.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:09:39pm

re: #513 Killgore Trout

Hillarion Capucci is from the Melkite church (I don't know how that's connected with the Roman catholic church)? (I've heard Melkite chants -- very interesting music...but I figure many are raging antisemites, not all, but a lot of them...)

594 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:09:41pm

A little suppertime wisdom from the Pocket Obama (c) 2008...

"At some level, your individual salvation depends on collective salvation."

Peace.

595 Suzette  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:10:02pm

Someone help me....Space Jesus is back on the Nazi thread with no rebuttal.....

596 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:10:09pm

re: #574 Charles

For some reason, putting grease on brakes doesn't sound like a great idea.

No, it doesn't!

It does sound like a comedy routine, though.

597 USBeast  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:10:13pm

re: #592 wrenchwench

I did have a guy come into the shop once with Vaseline on his rims, which he had put there to stop the infernal squealing. At least he lived to tell about it.

See, Charles. No worries.

598 jcm  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:10:21pm

re: #592 wrenchwench

I did have a guy come into the shop once with Vaseline on his rims, which he had put there to stop the infernal squealing. At least he lived to tell about it.

YOW! I was kidding with Charles. Somebody really did that?

599 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:10:28pm

re: #581 Occasional Reader

You should also keep them abreast of developments in Lake Titicaca.

Or the Titesee in Germany.

600 coquimbojoe  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:10:36pm

re: #559 gmsc

Too bad he didn't open the jar and say 'If we had DDT these would be a problem and millions of people would be alive today". But, you have to respect the man for trying to put his money to good use, or perhaps, putting it where his mouth is.

601 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:10:53pm

re: #589 jcw46

I'm no bike mechanic but I found that if you adjust the pads exactly parallel to the rim, it'll squeek. You have to set it so they get closer together in the direction of rotation. then when you clamp them together they don't chatter. (which is what they're really doing).

That's exactly right, for rim brakes. Disc brakes don't have that kind of adjustability.

602 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:10:59pm

re: #556 scottishbuzzsaw

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Yep. He said I was out of my depth and didn't understand what a scientific debate was all about, then proceeded to tell me to "bugger off" and "rot in hell," and informed me I was just like a mullah.

603 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:11:16pm

re: #578 jcw46

No, that would have put his eye out.

This was a good, solid brogue.

604 coquimbojoe  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:11:18pm

re: #574 Charles

For some reason, putting grease on brakes doesn't sound like a great idea.

Ya don't know til ya tried it....

Just sayin'

605 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:11:21pm

re: #594 Walter L. Newton

A little suppertime wisdom from the Pocket Obama (c) 2008...

"At some level, your individual salvation depends on collective salvation."

Peace Piss be upon you.

FIFY

:)

606 Suzette  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:12:10pm

re: #602 Charles

Yep. He said I was out of my depth and didn't understand what a scientific debate was all about, then proceeded to tell me to "bugger off" and "rot in hell," and informed me I was just like a mullah.


Why did he even come to this blog...just to throw insults....
/*spits*

607 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:12:25pm

re: #595 Suzette

Someone help me....Space Jesus is back on the Nazi thread with no rebuttal.....

Walter. He's all yours.

608 jcw46  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:12:48pm

re: #590 UFO TOFU

In the automotive world brake noise is usually eliminated by changing to a less aggressive friction material.

or a special material behind the pad where it contacts the caliper frame or piston.

btw the taper is only slight. I did it on mine and reduced the squeaking by a half or more.

609 Bobblehead  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:12:56pm

re: #587 Dianna

Try looking up the statistics for malaria-related deaths in the third world.

DDT would save a lot of lives.

Rachel Carson has a lot to answer for.

I was hoping that's what you meant. That law of unintended consequences played out with the ban on DDT. Millions of lives have been lost. DDT is the single best agent for killing mosquitoes. Another example of liberal policy hurting those they claim to stand up for.

610 Digital Display  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:12:57pm

re: #575 songbird

Hello {HoosierHoops}

Packing going slowly here on the southwestern front.

{Songbird} Moving is our greatest curse..yet the gateway to a new life and home..Hang in there friend...

611 coquimbojoe  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:13:01pm

re: #602 Charles

Yep. He said I was out of my depth and didn't understand what a scientific debate was all about, then proceeded to tell me to "bugger off" and "rot in hell," and informed me I was just like a mullah.

I have always considered you more of a wallah than a mullah.

612 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:13:28pm

re: #595 Suzette

Someone help me....Space Jesus is back on the Nazi thread with no rebuttal.....

hahaha....so what?

613 yochanan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:13:41pm

re: #601 wrenchwench

That's exactly right, for rim brakes. Disc brakes don't have that kind of adjustability.

the noise is a good thing it warns the slow moving walking people that your are a scorcher riding on the side walk.

614 Digital Display  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:14:07pm

re: #595 Suzette

Someone help me....Space Jesus is back on the Nazi thread with no rebuttal.....

He's back? I need to go back and throw my shoes at him...

615 avanti  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:14:10pm

re: #542 Charles

Hey, wrenchwench! Is there a trick to stopping disc brakes from squealing? My cheapo Schwinn Voyageur has been getting very annoying lately.

Any auto parts store sells disk brake anti squeak spray.

example.

616 Suzette  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:14:19pm

re: #612 albusteve

hahaha....so what?

It's annoying.

617 Bobblehead  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:14:24pm

re: #594 Walter L. Newton

A little suppertime wisdom from the Pocket Obama (c) 2008...

"At some level, your individual salvation depends on collective salvation."

Peace.

Thank you Walter. My day has been transformed. Keep those bits of wisdom coming.

618 UFO TOFU  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:14:36pm

re: #608 jcw46

I was going to suggest that perhaps the caliper could be shimmed to accomplish your suggestion.

619 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:14:39pm

just like a mullah....
sounds like a Dylan tune

620 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:14:41pm

re: #605 LGoPs

FIFY

:)

That quote was really in the book.

621 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:14:43pm

re: #532 OldLineTexan

I missed a left turn there once.

Bugs does it all the time...:)

622 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:15:16pm

re: #593 J.S.

I'm a little confused, but (according to Wiki, so take with a grain of salt), the Melkites are Greek Catholics, in communion with the Roman Catholic Church.

More here.

Not being Catholic, I'm not sure what the relation amounts to?

623 jcw46  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:15:22pm

re: #601 wrenchwench

That's exactly right, for rim brakes. Disc brakes don't have that kind of adjustability.

Oh. this bike has DISK BRAKES? wow. well then put some kind of deadening material between the pad and the caliper frame or piston. No?

624 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:15:41pm

re: #616 Suzette

It's annoying.

like me?....don't go back there then...problem solved

625 DEZes  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:16:18pm

Evening lizards.

626 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:16:39pm

re: #602 Charles

How rude!

627 FrogMarch  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:16:40pm
628 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:16:44pm

re: #614 HoosierHoops

He's back? I need to go back and throw my shoes at him...

hold the mustard

629 jcw46  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:17:08pm

re: #603 Dianna

No, that would have put his eye out.

This was a good, solid brogue.

ah you mean like a Matrix Trinity lace-up, 2" rubber heel kinda shoe?

630 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:17:22pm

re: #621 Dustyvet

Bugs does it all the time...:)

You aren't kidding!

631 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:17:23pm

re: #620 Walter L. Newton

That quote was really in the book.

Scary shit. What the fuck does this guy think he is, a shaman?

632 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:17:38pm

re: #617 Bobblehead

Thank you Walter. My day has been transformed. Keep those bits of wisdom coming.

I will. Eventually, if everyone here simply takes that wisdom to heart, there will be no need for blogs, debates, differences of opinions, fighting, wars, physical violence, really no need for any sort of interaction that could be injurious to our fellow earthlings.

633 Suzette  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:17:51pm

re: #624 albusteve

Never said you were annoying....
/just let it chew up the thread.

634 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:18:37pm

re: #631 LGoPs

Scary shit. What the fuck does this guy think he is, a shaman?

Or Mao.

635 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:18:45pm

re: #631 LGoPs

Scary shit. What the fuck does this guy think he is, a shaman?

Er, no. A Marxist (I thought he was making that clear).

636 J.S.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:18:51pm

re: #622 Dianna

thank you for that link. (Although, I don't know about how the two really link up either...) Do note that the official language of the Melkite church is Arabic...(the chants I heard were in Arabic...)

637 J.D.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:19:08pm

re: #602 Charles

Yep. He said I was out of my depth and didn't understand what a scientific debate was all about, then proceeded to tell me to "bugger off" and "rot in hell," and informed me I was just like a mullah.

Oh the pain you must have suffered, Charles.
j/k
Those of us who have been likened to Hitler by morons are numb to it.

638 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:19:14pm

re: #632 Walter L. Newton

I know people were trying to look into whether this book is legit or no.

Any feedback that you've seen? I haven't........

639 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:19:21pm

re: #633 Suzette

Never said you were annoying....
/just let it chew up the thread.

seriously ignoring him is a good strategy to prevent him annoying you

640 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:19:27pm

re: #629 jcw46

ah you mean like a Matrix Trinity lace-up, 2" rubber heel kinda shoe?

I think there was a buckle involved, but I won't swear to it.

Junior high was a very long time ago.

641 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:19:43pm

re: #577 wrenchwench

Try these in order, until something works:

1) Clean everything with rubbing alcohol

2) Change the brake pads

3) Change the brakes

4) Change the bike

/kinda sarc on those last two

If the brake pads have been contaminated, they have to be changed. There are pads made with different compounds. The ones that stop you the fastest are most likely to make noise. There's supposed to be some "magic" spray that quiets them every time, but I haven't found it yet.

Thanks - I'll try cleaning. I've been wiping them down, but without rubbing alcohol. I haven't ridden it so much that the pads should need to be changed yet, but if cleaning doesn't work I'll try that.

642 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:20:38pm

re: #638 LGoPs

I know people were trying to look into whether this book is legit or no. Any feedback that you've seen? I haven't........

I can't find anything on the internet. It's really not making that big of a splash and I am not going to spend any more money trying to make phone calls or anything.

Besides, if everyone here simply takes that wisdom to heart, there will be no need for blogs, debates, differences of opinions, fighting, wars, physical violence, really no need for any sort of interaction that could be injurious to our fellow earthlings.

643 Bobblehead  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:21:11pm

re: #632 Walter L. Newton

I will. Eventually, if everyone here simply takes that wisdom to heart, there will be no need for blogs, debates, differences of opinions, fighting, wars, physical violence, really no need for any sort of interaction that could be injurious to our fellow earthlings.

Inspiring. I feel a golden aura starting to radiate from my head ,much the same as our Dear Leader's.

644 Killgore Trout  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:21:21pm

re: #593 J.S.

Archbishop Hilarion Capucci
The Vatican sprung him from Israeli prison. I can't figure out if he's still a Bishop.

645 Cato the Elder  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:21:28pm

re: #595 Suzette

Someone help me....Space Jesus is back on the Nazi thread with no rebuttal.....

I'm already on it.

Sorry for my outburst above, folks. I've been thinking about that all day long.

646 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:21:49pm

re: #638 LGoPs

I know people were trying to look into whether this book is legit or no.

Any feedback that you've seen? I haven't........

From just the little bit that Walter has shared with us, it sounds like the rhetoric we heard during the campaign.

647 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:21:59pm

re: #642 Walter L. Newton

I can't find anything on the internet. It's really not making that big of a splash and I am not going to spend any more money trying to make phone calls or anything.

Besides, if everyone here simply takes that wisdom to heart, there will be no need for blogs, debates, differences of opinions, fighting, wars, physical violence, really no need for any sort of interaction that could be injurious to our fellow earthlings.

I know, I know. you said that already.......
:)

648 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:22:00pm

re: #643 Bobblehead

Inspiring. I feel a golden aura starting to radiate from my head ,much the same as our Dear Leader's.

Did you make it to the toilet in time?

649 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:23:11pm

re: #647 LGoPs

I know, I know. you said that already.......
:)

Repetition is the mother of all propaganda. Understand? Repetition is the mother of all propaganda. Understand? Repet...

650 jcm  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:24:25pm

re: #649 Walter L. Newton

Repetition is the mother of all propaganda. Understand? Repetition is the mother of all propaganda. Understand? Repet...

What?

651 J.S.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:24:35pm

re: #644 Killgore Trout

Yeah, I wonder what authority the pope would have over the Melkite church (I haven't got a clue -- although I suspect he'll still be a bishop..) I first heard about this guy from a footnote in the text, "Why the Jews" (regarding antisemitism, etc.)...

652 J.D.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:25:02pm

I'm beginning to wonder whether repetition is the mother of all propoganda.

653 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:26:40pm

re: #651 J.S.

Yeah, I wonder what authority the pope would have over the Melkite church (I haven't got a clue -- although I suspect he'll still be a bishop..) I first heard about this guy from a footnote in the text, "Why the Jews" (regarding antisemitism, etc.)...

If I'm correct, Robert Spencer is a Melkite.

654 screaming_eagle  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:26:42pm

re: #652 J.D.

I'm beginning to wonder whether repetition is the mother of all propoganda.

I think repetition just might be propoganda. Maybe even effective

655 vxbush  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:26:57pm

Okay, I'm very late to the thread (but I have a good excuse, honest):

But some lizards may be interested in this paper, which to my knowledge has never been published, so take it with a grain of salt:
On The Rabbinical Exegesis of an Enhanced Biblical Value of Pi

The author compares the oral versus the written values and comes up with some interesting results.

656 Bobblehead  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:26:58pm

re: #648 Walter L. Newton

Did you make it to the toilet in time?

Yes and I didn't even need to flip the light switch(thus saving our planet from the effects of a wasteful incandescent light bulb) because my halo is so bright. Soon our halos will light the world.

657 J.D.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:27:22pm

re: #654 screaming_eagle

I think repetition just might be propoganda. Maybe even effective

I'm pretty sure you're right about that.

658 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:27:33pm

re: #641 Charles

OK, I found the "magic" spray: Disc Brake Silencer. And here's a list of distributors for that brand (but not necessarily that product). If you find it and try it, let me know whether it is satisfactory.

659 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:27:52pm

re: #652 J.D.

I'm beginning to wonder whether repetition is the mother of all propoganda.

I don't know about that but repetition is the mother of all progaganda; repetition is..............

660 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:28:27pm

Hey, If it works for them, it can work for us........repeat after me:

Democrats don't pay their taxes........
Democrats don't pay their taxes........
Democrats don't pay their taxes........
Democrats don't pay their taxes........
Democrats don't pay their taxes........
Democrats don't pay their taxes........
Democrats don't pay their taxes........
Democrats don't pay their taxes........
Democrats don't pay their taxes........
Democrats don't pay their taxes........
Democrats don't pay their taxes........

661 J.D.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:28:47pm

re: #660 LGoPs

I've been noticing that a lot lately.

662 avanti  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:29:16pm

re: #594 Walter L. Newton

A little suppertime wisdom from the Pocket Obama (c) 2008...

"At some level, your individual salvation depends on collective salvation."

Peace.

He did say just that at a commence address suggesting that service to others was a worthy goal. In context, sounds pretty Christian or liberal :

"Each of you will have the chance to make your own discovery in the years to come. And I say “chance” because you won’t have to take it. There’s no community service requirement in the real world; no one forcing you to care. You can take your diploma, walk off this stage, and chase only after the big house and the nice suits and all the other things that our money culture says you should by. You can choose to narrow your concerns and live your life in a way that tries to keep your story separate from America’s.

But I hope you don’t. Not because you have an obligation to those who are less fortunate, though you do have that obligation. Not because you have a debt to all those who helped you get here, though you do have that debt.

It’s because you have an obligation to yourself. Because our individual salvation depends on collective salvation.Because thinking only about yourself, fulfilling your immediate wants and needs, betrays a poverty of ambition. Because it’s only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential and discover the role you’ll play in writing the next great chapter in America’s story."

663 Killgore Trout  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:29:33pm

re: #651 J.S.

Melkite Greek Catholic Church

The Melkite Greek Catholic Church (Arabic: كنيسة الروم الكاثوليك‎, Kanīsät ar-Rūm al-Kāṯūlīk) is an Eastern Rite sui juris particular Church of the Catholic Church in communion with the Pope of Rome.

It's an interesting read but they are still a franchise (or subsidiary) of the Catholic church.

664 Lincolntf  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:29:38pm

Curious
What do you guys think?
Is this guy an American "hostage"or a criminal rightly jailed? Something about this story reeks of a Brad Thor thriller.

665 screaming_eagle  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:30:08pm

re: #649 Walter L. Newton

Repetition is the mother of all propaganda. Understand? Repetition is the mother of all propaganda. Understand? Repet...

Obama is a great President. Obama is a great President.Obama is a great President. Obama is a great President.Obama is a great President. Obama is a great President.
Obama is a great President. Obama is a great President.

I'm not sure it's a two way street.

666 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:31:32pm

re: #662 avanti

And your point is? I'm asking, because parroting Obama doesn't tell me a thing about what you think, er, can that. Maybe it does?

667 Sharmuta  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:31:37pm

Organic life beneath the shoreless waves
Was born and nurs'd in ocean's pearly caves;
First forms minute, unseen by spheric glass,
Move on the mud, or pierce the watery mass;
These, as successive generations bloom,
New powers acquire and larger limbs assume;
Whence countless groups of vegetation spring,
And breathing realms of fin and feet and wing.

-Erasmus Darwin, Temple of Nature

668 brookly red  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:31:44pm

re: #660 LGoPs

that reads like the front page on Drudge.

669 J.D.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:31:44pm

re: #660 LGoPs

I want verification that they paid all the penalties and interest...the ones that did pay...

Oh! And Rangel’s Financial Disclosures Omitted Data Over 30 Years, a Report Says.

670 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:32:17pm

re: #662 avanti

Because our individual salvation depends on collective salvation.

And you still don't see him as a collectivist? He's for the opposite of the rugged individual.

671 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:33:08pm

re: #665 screaming_eagle

Obama is a great President. Obama is a great President.Obama is a great President. Obama is a great President.Obama is a great President. Obama is a great President.
Obama is a great President. Obama is a great President.

I'm not sure it's a two way street.

Nope can't say it, it's like when Fonzie had trouble saying the words, "I was wr..."

672 J.S.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:33:15pm

re: #653 Walter L. Newton

Wow, that's interesting (if you read his works, there's always that undercurrent -- like something really, really bad happened to his family, and the perps were Muslim -- that's what I get -- just my speculation, though...)

673 jcw46  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:33:17pm

re: #641 Charles

Thanks - I'll try cleaning. I've been wiping them down, but without rubbing alcohol. I haven't ridden it so much that the pads should need to be changed yet, but if cleaning doesn't work I'll try that.

I'm confused. The voyageurs I've looked up on the web don't have disc brakes. what am I missing here?

( no, no not my marbles. I have them all together in a nice little pouch so that when I need to I can take them out and play with them)

674 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:33:33pm

re: #658 wrenchwench

OK, I found the "magic" spray: Disc Brake Silencer. And here's a list of distributors for that brand (but not necessarily that product). If you find it and try it, let me know whether it is satisfactory.

Interesting, thanks. I'll check it out. Looks like the only North America distributor is in Canada so it may be hard to find...

675 J.D.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:33:54pm

outsourcing
again

676 jcm  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:33:56pm

re: #665 screaming_eagle

Obama is a great President. Obama is a great President.Obama is a great President. Obama is a great President.Obama is a great President. Obama is a great President.
Obama is a great President. Obama is a great President.

I'm not sure it's a two way street.

Sing along....

677 avanti  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:34:13pm

re: #658 wrenchwench

OK, I found the "magic" spray: Disc Brake Silencer. And here's a list of distributors for that brand (but not necessarily that product). If you find it and try it, let me know whether it is satisfactory.

You'll find several brands at any parts store, it works just fine. As a bit of triva, I just used it last week on the first American car to have disk brakes, a 1963 Studebaker Avanti.

678 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:34:27pm

re: #674 Charles

Interesting, thanks. I'll check it out. Looks like the only North America distributor is in Canada so it may be hard to find...

Have you tried the Saskatoon Yellow Pages...:)

679 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:34:44pm

re: #667 Sharmuta

Organic life beneath the shoreless waves
Was born and nurs'd in ocean's pearly caves;
First forms minute, unseen by spheric glass,
Move on the mud, or pierce the watery mass;
These, as successive generations bloom,
New powers acquire and larger limbs assume;
Whence countless groups of vegetation spring,
And breathing realms of fin and feet and wing.

-Erasmus Darwin, Temple of Nature

Not only was Erasmus Darwin Charles Darwin's father, but Josiah Wedgwood's (the man who started Wedgwood's pottery) son-in-law, too!

680 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:34:44pm

re: #663 Killgore Trout

I don't think that's right, KT, because of the phrase "sui juris."

My Latin's getting rustier by the week, but I think that means "of one's own right". I believe that would mean that while the Melkites are in communion, they are not under the rule of the Roman Catholic Church.

681 Stonemason  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:35:25pm

re: #662 avanti

And those are the same empty platitudes that have graced commencement speeches since the first one was given. If he was so wonderful he might have tried to say something different, like, I don't know...how about:

If you cheat on your taxes you have a spot in my cabinet!

As for the actual quote, that is BS, my salvation is mine alone, and what I CHOOSE to do with my life is my choice, not his, and not societies.

682 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:35:28pm

re: #673 jcw46

I'm confused. The voyageurs I've looked up on the web don't have disc brakes. what am I missing here?

[Link: www.performancebike.com...]

683 Ojoe  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:35:41pm

re: #542 Charles

Well regular old rim brakes are also disc brakes, and if you toe the brake blocks in, they won't squeal, so maybe there is a similar thing you can do to the disc pads.

684 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:37:31pm

re: #660 LGoPs

Hey, If it works for them, it can work for us........repeat after me:

Democrats don't pay their taxes........
Democrats don't pay their taxes........
Democrats don't pay their taxes........
Democrats don't pay their taxes........
Democrats don't pay their taxes........
Democrats don't pay their taxes........
Democrats don't pay their taxes........
Democrats don't pay their taxes........
Democrats don't pay their taxes........
Democrats don't pay their taxes........
Democrats don't pay their taxes........

Hate to quote myself but since paying your taxes has been labeled patriotic by no less than the VPOTUS.......
IS IT OK NOW FOR US TO CALL THEM FUCKING UNPATRIOTIC!

685 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:37:42pm

re: #674 Charles

Interesting, thanks. I'll check it out. Looks like the only North America distributor is in Canada so it may be hard to find...

Scroll down, there are a bunch of California retailers listed.

686 J.D.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:38:05pm

re: #684 LGoPs

You make a good point.

687 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:38:06pm

re: #677 avanti

You'll find several brands at any parts store, it works just fine. As a bit of triva, I just used it last week on the first American car to have disk brakes, a 1963 Studebaker Avanti.

From what I've been reading, it's a bad idea to use automotive anti-squeal sprays on bike disc brakes.

688 FrogMarch  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:38:11pm

stimulus sham update:

The Senate Democrats defeated a series of amendments by Republicans late on Wednesday night to delete mainly spending items from the bill.

689 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:38:12pm

re: #684 LGoPs

Hate to quote myself but since paying your taxes has been labeled patriotic by no less than the VPOTUS.......
IS IT OK NOW FOR US TO CALL THEM FUCKING UNPATRIOTIC!

"To Bleat Or Not to Bleat."

690 Kragar  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:38:32pm

re: #684 LGoPs

Hate to quote myself but since paying your taxes has been labeled patriotic by no less than the VPOTUS.......
IS IT OK NOW FOR US TO CALL THEM FUCKING UNPATRIOTIC!

Go right ahead.

Dissent is patriotic, so I've heard.

691 vxbush  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:40:04pm

re: #690 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Go right ahead.

Dissent is patriotic, so I've heard.

Can we PLEASE hold the fire to their feet if they yell at us? Can we? Can we? Please?

692 screaming_eagle  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:40:09pm

re: #684 LGoPs

Hate to quote myself but since paying your taxes has been labeled patriotic by no less than the VPOTUS.......
IS IT OK NOW FOR US TO CALL THEM FUCKING UNPATRIOTIC!

YES

693 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:40:13pm

re: #662 avanti

Guess what Avanti, my individual salvation does not depend on the collective salvation.

I can get in my car right now, pack it up with a few items, go off grid and take care of myself fine. I don't need a collective of fellow human beings to take car of myself.

I work in unison with other human beings because I want to, not because some politician has told me that the collective is the foundation for all endeavors.

I respect other human beings because it is my nature and my moral compass to do so, not because some religion or government tells me that I need to.

I love my fellow man, not because without him I will be reduced to a lonely creature, but because in my own understanding of loneliness, my soul reaches out in an effort to support those I care about and hold dear.

It comes from me, not from having my hand held, my ass wiped and any cradle to grave program that causes what I am, me, to disappear into a morass of mindless drones.

694 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:40:44pm

re: #685 wrenchwench

Scroll down, there are a bunch of California retailers listed.

Ah! Missed that. Looks like Helen's Cycles in LA carries it.

695 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:40:58pm

re: #682 Charles

[Link: www.performancebike.com...]

Specs

Brakes: Bengal Performance mechanical disc

Never heard of 'em. May have to remove sarc from suggestion #3.

696 Killian Bundy  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:41:17pm

President Obama Likely to Order Military Commission Charges Dropped Against Terrorist Suspect Al-Nashiri Friday

ABC News has learned that on Friday, President Obama will likely order the Department of Defense's Military Commission to withdraw charges against terrorist suspect Abd al-Rahim al-Nashiri. The charges may later be reinstated in a military commission or pursued in a civilian court. Al-Nashiri will remain in custody.

The announcement will not be made until after President Obama meets with the families of victims of terrorist attacks on 9/11 and on the U.S.S. Cole, where he will assure them that this step is not being done to be lenient towards al-Nashiri. The move is being done to stop the continued prosecution of al-Nashiri in a court system that his administration may ultimately find illegitimate, not for any other reason, sources told ABC News.

/just as predicted

697 FrogMarch  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:41:43pm

re: #693 Walter L. Newton

Thank you.

698 Dianna  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:42:01pm

On sui juris:

The term Church sui iuris is used in CCEO to denote the autonomous churches in Catholic communion.

A church sui iuris is " a community of the Christian faithful, which is joined together by a hierarchy according to the norm of law and which is expressly or tacitly recognized as sui iuris by the supreme authority of the Church"(CCEO.27) . The term sui iuris is an innovation of CCEO (Codex Canonum Ecclesiarum Orientalium - Code of Canons of the Oriental Churches) and it denotes the relative autonomy of the oriental Catholic Churches. This canonical term, pregnant with many juridical nuances, indicates the God-given mission of the Oriental Catholic Churches to keep up their patrimonial autonomous nature. And the autonomy of these churches is relative in the sense that it is under the supreme authority of the Roman Pontiff.[1]

That's (sigh) from Wiki, but the source appears to be the Catholic encyclopedia.

I must head home, so this is now someone else's problem.

699 nevergiveup  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:42:07pm

Clinton lauds 'courageous' Olmert approval of NIS 175m transfer to Gaza

[Link: www.haaretz.com...]

The officials receive the money from the PA in order not to turn up for work

Sounds alot like Washington?

700 songbird  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:42:19pm
701 Cathypop  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:42:22pm

re: #693 Walter L. Newton

Ouch!

702 avanti  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:42:49pm

re: #666 Walter L. Newton

And your point is? I'm asking, because parroting Obama doesn't tell me a thing about what you think, er, can that. Maybe it does?

My point was simply that your quote was a call to serve your fellow countrymen, not a unusual subject at a commencement address. Yes, I do agree with Obama's comment that choosing to do so doing is commendable, but not mandatory. I think most of us have done some ourselves, from serving in the military, to visiting a assisted living home.

703 J.D.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:43:03pm

re: #688 FrogMarch

stimulus sham update:

You've probably already seen this, but in case not...

...Title VI, Financial Services and General Government, says that "not less than $6,000,000,000 shall be used for construction, repair, and alteration of Federal buildings." There's enough money there to name a building after every Member of Congress.

The Bureau of Land Management gets $325,000,000 to spend fixing federal land, including "trail repair" and "remediation of abandoned mines or well sites," no doubt left over from the 19th-century land rush.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention are getting $462,000,000 for "equipment, construction, and renovation of facilities, including necessary repairs and improvements to leased laboratories."

The National Institute of Standards gets $357,000,000 for the "construction of research facilities." The Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration gets $427,000,000 for that. The country is in an economic meltdown and the federal government is redecorating.

The FBI gets $75,000,000 for "salaries and expenses." Inside the $6,200,000,000 Weatherization Assistance Program one finds "expenses" of $500,000,000. How many bureaucrats does it take to "expense" a half-billion dollars?

The current, Senate-amended version now lists "an additional amount to be deposited in the Federal Buildings Fund, $9,048,000,000." Of this, "not less than $6,000,000,000 shall be available for measures necessary to convert GSA facilities to High-Performance Green Buildings." High performance?

Sen. Tom Coburn is threatening to read the bill on the floor of the Senate. I have a better idea: Read it on "Saturday Night Live."...


What Is Congress Stimulating?

704 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:43:44pm

re: #694 Charles

Ah! Missed that. Looks like Helen's Cycles in LA carries it.

Or can order it.

705 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:44:23pm

re: #703 J.D.

What Is Congress Stimulating?

My gag reflex...that's what it's stimulating.......
*Snort*

706 Kragar  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:44:27pm

re: #696 Killian Bundy

President Obama Likely to Order Military Commission Charges Dropped Against Terrorist Suspect Al-Nashiri Friday


/just as predicted

Sure would be a crying shame if Al-Nash were to escape and ended up in the mine field. Yup, crying shame.

707 Cathypop  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:44:28pm

re: #699 nevergiveup

Clinton lauds 'courageous' Olmert approval of NIS 175m transfer to Gaza

[Link: www.haaretz.com...]

The officials receive the money from the PA in order not to turn up for work

Sounds alot like Washington?


Where has the Hill been lately? Does Oshit got her locked up somewhere?

708 jcw46  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:45:34pm

re: #682 Charles

Hmmm. What's that weigh? I had to barter my old bike for a favor last year and am looking to get back riding again. My, my. disk brakes. wow. bet you have to be careful clenching down on those handles or FLIP.
since they're disc then the same mechanics apply; I've found VEHICLE disc brakes squeal because they're

worn
cheap off market manufacture
incorrect installation (i.e. the spray and some manu. use a grease type lube on the back of the pad)
the rotor is warped or scored or corroded
sticking

and some designs just do after they wear a bit and won't fix. (and the mechanics just smirk at you when you ask why)

709 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:45:41pm

re: #697 FrogMarch

Thank you.

Your welcome. Maybe someday Avanti will understand. He'll understand when he is suddenly alone, when the system can't or won't support him, he'll suddenly see that he has no really true friends, no one how is concerned with his survival becuase he is human, but only concerned with him if he is still of some use to the collective.

It feels good to belong to the collective until you have outlived your usefulness, and then you are simply rotted driftwood baking away on the beach.

I've seen it too many times.

710 jcm  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:45:44pm

Porkzilla.....

$50,000,000 for the National Endowment for the Arts
$380,000,000 in the Senate bill for the Women, Infants and Children program
$300,000,000 for grants to combat violence against women
$2,000,000,000 for federal child-care block grants
$6,000,000,000 for university building projects
$15,000,000,000 for boosting Pell Grant college scholarships
$4,000,000,000 for job-training programs, including $1.2 billion for “youths” up to the age of 24
$1,000,000,000 for community-development block grants
$4,200,000,000 for “neighborhood stabilization activities”
$650,000,000 for digital-TV coupons; $90 million to educate “vulnerable populations”
$15,000,000,000 for business-loss carry-backs
$145,000,000,000 for “Making Work Pay” tax credits
$83 billion for the earned income credit
$150,000,000 for the Smithsonian
$34,000,000 to renovate the Department of Commerce headquarters
$500,000,000 for improvement projects for National Institutes of Health facilities
$44,000,000 for repairs to Department of Agriculture headquarters
$350,000,000 for Agriculture Department computers
$88,000,000 to help move the Public Health Service into a new building
$448,000,000 for constructing a new Homeland Security Department headquarters
$600,000,000 to convert the federal auto fleet to hybrids
$450,000,000 for NASA (carve-out for “climate-research missions”)
$600,000,000 for NOAA (carve-out for “climate modeling”)
$1,000,000,000 for the Census Bureau
$89,000,000,000 for Medicaid
$30,000,000,000 for COBRA insurance extension
$36,000,000,000 for expanded unemployment benefits
$20 billion for food stamps
$4,500,000,000 for U.S. Army Corps of Engineers
$850,000,000 for Amtrak
$87,000,000 for a polar icebreaking ship
$1,700,000,000 for the National Park System
$55,000,000 for Historic Preservation Fund
$7,600,000,000 for “rural community advancement programs”
$150,000,000 for agricultural-commodity purchases
$150,000,000 for “producers of livestock, honeybees, and farm-raised fish”
$2,000,000,000 for renewable-energy research ($400 million for global-warming research)
$2,000,000,000 for a “clean coal” power plant in Illinois
$6,200,000,000 for the Weatherization Assistance Program
$3,500,000,000 for energy-efficiency and conservation block grants
$3,400,000,000 for the State Energy Program
$200,000,000 for state and local electric-transport projects
$300,000,000 for energy-efficient-appliance rebate programs
$400,000,000 for hybrid cars for state and local governments
$1,000,000,000 for the manufacturing of advanced batteries
$1,500,000,000 for green-technology loan guarantees
$8,000,000,000 for innovative-technology loan-guarantee program
$2,400,000,000 for carbon-capture demonstration projects
$4,000,000,000 for electricity grid
$79,000,000,000 for State Fiscal Stabilization Fund

711 FrogMarch  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:45:54pm

re: #703 J.D.

Thanks. Obama is out there desperately fear mongering and lying
saying that - we the people are down with this. No we are NOT.

712 opnion  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:45:56pm

re: #690 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Go right ahead.

Dissent is patriotic, so I've heard.

Liberals are always engaging in patriotoc dissent, listening to their better angels & speaking truth to power, as long as you know, it's safe.

713 avanti  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:46:24pm

re: #681 Stonemason

And those are the same empty platitudes that have graced commencement speeches since the first one was given. If he was so wonderful he might have tried to say something different, like, I don't know...how about:

If you cheat on your taxes you have a spot in my cabinet!

As for the actual quote, that is BS, my salvation is mine alone, and what I CHOOSE to do with my life is my choice, not his, and not societies.


Glad you agree with him that it's not mandatory and yes, it was a pretty run of the mill speech, but nothing sinister about it, although who ever put together the book is a strange fellow.

714 gmsc  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:46:38pm

re: #710 jcm

Porkzilla.....

$50,000,000 for the National Endowment for the Arts
$380,000,000 in the Senate bill for the Women, Infants and Children program
$300,000,000 for grants to combat violence against women
$2,000,000,000 for federal child-care block grants
$6,000,000,000 for university building projects
$15,000,000,000 for boosting Pell Grant college scholarships
$4,000,000,000 for job-training programs, including $1.2 billion for “youths” up to the age of 24
$1,000,000,000 for community-development block grants
$4,200,000,000 for “neighborhood stabilization activities”
$650,000,000 for digital-TV coupons; $90 million to educate “vulnerable populations”
$15,000,000,000 for business-loss carry-backs
$145,000,000,000 for “Making Work Pay” tax credits
$83 billion for the earned income credit
$150,000,000 for the Smithsonian
$34,000,000 to renovate the Department of Commerce headquarters
$500,000,000 for improvement projects for National Institutes of Health facilities
$44,000,000 for repairs to Department of Agriculture headquarters
$350,000,000 for Agriculture Department computers
$88,000,000 to help move the Public Health Service into a new building
$448,000,000 for constructing a new Homeland Security Department headquarters
$600,000,000 to convert the federal auto fleet to hybrids
$450,000,000 for NASA (carve-out for “climate-research missions”)
$600,000,000 for NOAA (carve-out for “climate modeling”)
$1,000,000,000 for the Census Bureau
$89,000,000,000 for Medicaid
$30,000,000,000 for COBRA insurance extension
$36,000,000,000 for expanded unemployment benefits
$20 billion for food stamps
$4,500,000,000 for U.S. Army Corps of Engineers
$850,000,000 for Amtrak
$87,000,000 for a polar icebreaking ship
$1,700,000,000 for the National Park System
$55,000,000 for Historic Preservation Fund
$7,600,000,000 for “rural community advancement programs”
$150,000,000 for agricultural-commodity purchases
$150,000,000 for “producers of livestock, honeybees, and farm-raised fish”
$2,000,000,000 for renewable-energy research ($400 million for global-warming research)
$2,000,000,000 for a “clean coal” power plant in Illinois
$6,200,000,000 for the Weatherization Assistance Program
$3,500,000,000 for energy-efficiency and conservation block grants
$3,400,000,000 for the State Energy Program
$200,000,000 for state and local electric-transport projects
$300,000,000 for energy-efficient-appliance rebate programs
$400,000,000 for hybrid cars for state and local governments
$1,000,000,000 for the manufacturing of advanced batteries
$1,500,000,000 for green-technology loan guarantees
$8,000,000,000 for innovative-technology loan-guarantee program
$2,400,000,000 for carbon-capture demonstration projects
$4,000,000,000 for electricity grid
$79,000,000,000 for State Fiscal Stabilization Fund

But, how is our economy supposed to recover without projects like these?

715 Dustyvet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:46:45pm

re: #706 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Sure would be a crying shame if Al-Nash were to escape and ended up in the mine field. Yup, crying shame.

May he encounter one named Bouncing Betty...

716 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:46:49pm

We got our first down-dinger on this thread!

Why do they hate pregnant whales?

717 J.D.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:47:01pm

re: #696 Killian Bundy

I just got this today from my employee who detested W and voted for Obama.

Canada & America
Needs A Leader Like This!


There's a picture of Prime Minister John Howard - Australia here


Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law
were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia ,
as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head
off potential terror attacks.
Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims
on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies
monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote:
'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT.
Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying
about whether we are offending some individual or their
culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have
experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority
of Australians.'
'This culture has been developed over two centuries
of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men
and women who have sought freedom'
'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese,
Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language.
Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society .
Learn the language!'
'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some
Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because
Christian men and women, on Christian principles,
founded this nation, and this is clearly documented.
It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls
of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you
consider another part of the world as your new home,
because God is part of our culture.'
'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why.
All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony
and peaceful enjoyment with us.'
'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE,
and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this.
But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping
about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our
Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one
other great Australian freedom,


'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.'


'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force
you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the
country YOU accepted.'


Maybe if we circulate this amongst ourselves,
American and Canadian citizens will find the
backbone to start speaking and voicing the same truths.

718 DEZes  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:47:07pm

re: #693 Walter L. Newton

That reply should be framed and double matted!

719 UFO TOFU  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:47:22pm

re: #704 wrenchwench

Do the rotors on a bike ever need to be machined?

720 capitalist piglet  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:47:28pm

re: #676 jcm

Sing along....

I lasted two phrases. That's a record for me.

721 J.D.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:47:55pm

re: #705 LGoPs

My gag reflex...that's what it's stimulating.......
*Snort*

LOL to keep from crying

722 Bobblehead  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:47:57pm

re: #693 Walter L. Newton


That is just the kind of commencement speech our young people need to hear and not the puffed up drivel that Obama repeats.

723 Soona'  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:48:13pm

re: #670 wrenchwench

And you still don't see him as a collectivist? He's for the opposite of the rugged individual.

You're right. This country's freedom and glory comes from rugged indvidualism, not a collective trust. We will, at times, fight and die for freedom, but not for the freedom of the state but for the freedom each of us has been granted individually.

724 DEZes  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:48:21pm

re: #716 Charles

We got our first down-dinger on this thread!

Why do they hate pregnant whales?

Must be the carbon finprint.

725 J.D.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:48:50pm

re: #711 FrogMarch

Thanks. Obama is out there desperately fear mongering and lying
saying that - we the people are down with this. No we are NOT.

We're not people anymore?

726 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:49:06pm

re: #719 UFO TOFU

Do the rotors on a bike ever need to be machined?

I think you just buy a new one. They bend pretty easily.

727 jcw46  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:49:42pm

re: #710 jcm

HEY! I'm eating here.

728 melinwy  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:49:58pm

re: #693 Walter L. Newton

Guess what Avanti, my individual salvation does not depend on the collective salvation.

I can get in my car right now, pack it up with a few items, go off grid and take care of myself fine. I don't need a collective of fellow human beings to take car of myself.

I work in unison with other human beings because I want to, not because some politician has told me that the collective is the foundation for all endeavors.

I respect other human beings because it is my nature and my moral compass to do so, not because some religion or government tells me that I need to.

I love my fellow man, not because without him I will be reduced to a lonely creature, but because in my own understanding of loneliness, my soul reaches out in an effort to support those I care about and hold dear.

It comes from me, not from having my hand held, my ass wiped and any cradle to grave program that causes what I am, me, to disappear into a morass of mindless drones.

That was awesome.

729 wrenchwench  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:50:28pm

re: #716 Charles

We got our first down-dinger on this thread!

Why do they hate pregnant whales?

Is there a way to see a dinger's profile if you can't find a post by him or her?

730 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:50:30pm

re: #711 FrogMarch

Thanks. Obama is out there desperately fear mongering and lying
saying that - we the people are down with this. No we are NOT.

And once Porkzilla hits our pockets, he'll say it wasn't enough and will enact emergency legistation to create Porkzilla II:Bigger and Meaner.

He'll be on Porkzilla 13 by 2012 and we will be bankrupt.

/Ayers: Mission Accomplished!

731 DEZes  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:50:44pm

re: #724 DEZes

Must be the carbon finprint.


maybe I should had said carbon flipperprint.

732 albusteve  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:51:02pm

re: #707 Cathypop

Where has the Hill been lately? Does Oshit got her locked up somewhere?

boning up on her job description....like all the others she is clueless

733 Stonemason  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:51:22pm

re: #713 avanti

But you misread it, he does call it mandatory:

But I hope you don’t. Not because you have an obligation to those who are less fortunate, though you do have that obligation. Not because you have a debt to all those who helped you get here, though you do have that debt.

I absolutely do not have a debt to someone who chooses to screw their lives up with drugs, I do not have an obligation to criminals.
You do understand that he is trying to make all of this stuff mandatory right? I know you do 'cause you were involved in that thread here at LGF.

He can take that collective bullsh$% and smoke it.

734 opnion  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:51:33pm

re: #711 FrogMarch

Thanks. Obama is out there desperately fear mongering and lying
saying that - we the people are down with this. No we are NOT.

The fear mongering is pure Saul Aliksky, exploit a disaster or create it.
Get people to think that you are the answer.
Obama has been doom & gloom since he has been elected, nothing like the guy during the campaign.

735 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:51:37pm

re: #716 Charles

We got our first down-dinger on this thread!

Why do they hate pregnant whales?

Nuke the whales! Pregnant ones are two-fer.

736 Russkilitlover  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:51:58pm

re: #710 jcm

Porkzilla.....

$50,000,000 for the National Endowment for the Arts
$380,000,000 in the Senate bill for the Women, Infants and Children program
$300,000,000 for grants to combat violence against women
$2,000,000,000 for federal child-care block grants
$6,000,000,000 for university building projects
$15,000,000,000 for boosting Pell Grant college scholarships
$4,000,000,000 for job-training programs, including $1.2 billion for “youths” up to the age of 24
$1,000,000,000 for community-development block grants
$4,200,000,000 for “neighborhood stabilization activities”
$650,000,000 for digital-TV coupons; $90 million to educate “vulnerable populations”
$15,000,000,000 for business-loss carry-backs
$145,000,000,000 for “Making Work Pay” tax credits
$83 billion for the earned income credit
$150,000,000 for the Smithsonian
$34,000,000 to renovate the Department of Commerce headquarters
$500,000,000 for improvement projects for National Institutes of Health facilities
$44,000,000 for repairs to Department of Agriculture headquarters
$350,000,000 for Agriculture Department computers
$88,000,000 to help move the Public Health Service into a new building
$448,000,000 for constructing a new Homeland Security Department headquarters
$600,000,000 to convert the federal auto fleet to hybrids
$450,000,000 for NASA (carve-out for “climate-research missions”)
$600,000,000 for NOAA (carve-out for “climate modeling”)
$1,000,000,000 for the Census Bureau
$89,000,000,000 for Medicaid
$30,000,000,000 for COBRA insurance extension
$36,000,000,000 for expanded unemployment benefits
$20 billion for food stamps
$4,500,000,000 for U.S. Army Corps of Engineers
$850,000,000 for Amtrak
$87,000,000 for a polar icebreaking ship
$1,700,000,000 for the National Park System
$55,000,000 for Historic Preservation Fund
$7,600,000,000 for “rural community advancement programs”
$150,000,000 for agricultural-commodity purchases
$150,000,000 for “producers of livestock, honeybees, and farm-raised fish”
$2,000,000,000 for renewable-energy research ($400 million for global-warming research)
$2,000,000,000 for a “clean coal” power plant in Illinois
$6,200,000,000 for the Weatherization Assistance Program
$3,500,000,000 for energy-efficiency and conservation block grants
$3,400,000,000 for the State Energy Program
$200,000,000 for state and local electric-transport projects
$300,000,000 for energy-efficient-appliance rebate programs
$400,000,000 for hybrid cars for state and local governments
$1,000,000,000 for the manufacturing of advanced batteries
$1,500,000,000 for green-technology loan guarantees
$8,000,000,000 for innovative-technology loan-guarantee program
$2,400,000,000 for carbon-capture demonstration projects
$4,000,000,000 for electricity grid
$79,000,000,000 for State Fiscal Stabilization Fund

OINK! This is in NO WAY a bill to "stimulate" anything remotely recognizable as our economy. And just for the record, I'm getting fucking sick of title Stimulation Bill.

737 FrogMarch  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:52:36pm

re: #709 Walter L. Newton

Your welcome. Maybe someday Avanti will understand. He'll understand when he is suddenly alone, when the system can't or won't support him, he'll suddenly see that he has no really true friends, no one how is concerned with his survival becuase he is human, but only concerned with him if he is still of some use to the collective.

It feels good to belong to the collective until you have outlived your usefulness, and then you are simply rotted driftwood baking away on the beach.

I've seen it too many times.

The idea that acting in our own self-interest, acting to provide for ourselves and our own families and our friends if we so choose - the idea that that is wrong - is what animates the new left.
It is human nature. The collective is not human nature. True selfishness is the collective. It is actually selfless to demad to take care of ourselves and not make someone else do it.
I don't want government hand-outs and government programs and government welfare to control my life. and you are right - then what? How empty is the that? Pretty dang empty. The collective is not my religion.
It's just so much Marxist bullcrap.

738 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:52:41pm

re: #732 albusteve

boning up on her job description....like all the others she is clueless

President Oshit... got a nice ring to it. Upding.

739 Bobblehead  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:52:43pm

re: #716 Charles

We got our first down-dinger on this thread!

Why do they hate pregnant whales?

Maybe it's that snake.

740 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:52:52pm

re: #734 opnion

The fear mongering is pure Saul Aliksky, exploit a disaster or create it.
Get people to think that you are the answer.
Obama has been doom & gloom since he has been elected, nothing like the guy during the campaign.

Goddamm Alinsky. May his name go down in infamy.......

741 Cathypop  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:52:58pm

re: #731 DEZes

maybe I should had said carbon flipperprint.


Nah! Finprint was good.

742 J.D.  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:53:13pm
$4,200,000,000 for “neighborhood stabilization activities”


I can't wait to hear what that entails.

743 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:53:38pm

re: #702 avanti

My point was simply that your quote was a call to serve your fellow countrymen, not a unusual subject at a commencement address. Yes, I do agree with Obama's comment that choosing to do so doing is commendable, but not mandatory. I think most of us have done some ourselves, from serving in the military, to visiting a assisted living home.

You tool. He's not commending, he's telling you what has to be done. You take the pretty words and you suck them up like sweet candy. You have no skills at critically comparing his words and thoughts against other aspects of his life and career, his past and current friends.

You look at Obama like a child would, what ever he says at the moment makes you feel good, but you lack (or refuse to use) the ability to take a broader look at the man, his life, his influences or even the plain, out right, hiding behind NOTHING statements that he has made.

His catch words are Marxist, his circle of friends have been some of the most famous modern Marxists and radicals in our time, his reading list reads like Lenin's bookshelf.

I can only believe that a vain and lean book like the "Pocket Obama" would be a blessing to you, since it can be read in single paragraph a day little comforting sound bites that you can easily digest.

Heaven help us from Americans like you.

744 FrogMarch  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:54:49pm

re: #734 opnion

The fear mongering is pure Saul Aliksky, exploit a disaster or create it.
Get people to think that you are the answer.
Obama has been doom & gloom since he has been elected, nothing like the guy during the campaign.

The doom and gloom (and hey - the stock market did tank the day after the One was elected!) reminds me of Jimmy Carter. I only hope this nation wises up after 4 years of negative retread crapola.

745 opnion  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:56:00pm

re: #737 FrogMarch

The idea that acting in our own self-interest, acting to provide for ourselves and our own families and our friends if we so choose - the idea that that is wrong - is what animates the new left.
It is human nature. The collective is not human nature. True selfishness is the collective. It is actually selfless to demad to take care of ourselves and not make someone else do it.
I don't want government hand-outs and government programs and government welfare to control my life. and you are right - then what? How empty is the that? Pretty dang empty. The collective is not my religion.
It's just so much Marxist bullcrap.


The Plymouth Colony did not thrive until they stopped all of the collective crap.Initiative of the individual saved them.

746 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:56:06pm

re: #722 Bobblehead

That is just the kind of commencement speech our young people need to hear and not the puffed up drivel that Obama repeats.

re: #728 melinwy

re: #718 DEZes

That reply should be framed and double matted!

All of these essays will be available in the "Pocket Newton" on Amazon sometime in the near future.

747 Russkilitlover  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:56:13pm

re: #740 LGoPs

Goddamm Alinsky. May his name go down in infamy.......

There's probably a set-aside in the Pork Bill for a commemorative statue on The Mall.

748 UFO TOFU  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:56:24pm

re: #744 FrogMarch

I only hope this nation wises up after 4 years of negative retread crapola.


So do I, but this stimulus bill is going to leave a hell of a hangover.

749 LGoPs  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:56:29pm

re: #743 Walter L. Newton

You tool. He's not commending, he's telling you what has to be done. You take the pretty words and you suck them up like sweet candy. You have no skills at critically comparing his words and thoughts against other aspects of his life and career, his past and current friends.

You look at Obama like a child would, what ever he says at the moment makes you feel good, but you lack (or refuse to use) the ability to take a broader look at the man, his life, his influences or even the plain, out right, hiding behind NOTHING statements that he has made.

His catch words are Marxist, his circle of friends have been some of the most famous modern Marxists and radicals in our time, his reading list reads like Lenin's bookshelf.

I can only believe that a vain and lean book like the "Pocket Obama" would be a blessing to you, since it can be read in single paragraph a day little comforting sound bites that you can easily digest.

Heaven help us from Americans like you.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding......
Man, I wish I had more dings to give you.
Brilliant.

750 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:56:30pm

re: #740 LGoPs

Goddamm Alinsky. May his name go down in infamy.......

One more guy on my "if i had a time machine list"...

751 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:57:17pm

re: #749 LGoPs

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding......
Man, I wish I had more dings to give you.
Brilliant.

Thanks.

752 avanti  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:58:16pm

re: #693 Walter L. Newton

OK, another issue we disagree on. I see no harm in calling for voluntary service to others at a commencement address even if he cited Christian principles.

753 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:59:07pm

re: #745 opnion

The Plymouth Colony did not thrive until they stopped all of the collective crap.Initiative of the individual saved them.

BRAVO! Compelled altruism is not altruism.

754 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:59:22pm

Got to run--good night, Lizards!

755 opnion  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:59:27pm

re: #743 Walter L. Newton

Walter do you recall Obamas 20 minute victory speech on Super Tuesday?
I looked at my wife & said that I had not heard that rhetoric since Philosophy 101. We were studying Marx.

756 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:59:31pm

re: #749 LGoPs

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding......
Man, I wish I had more dings to give you.
Brilliant.

What is certain, Avanti will come back in here, now or later, never address the actual points I made. He will either go right off topic, or simply be on a new and improved "Obama is our savior" rant. Like I said above, he's like a child.

757 Empire1  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 3:59:49pm

re: #677 avanti

You'll find several brands at any parts store, it works just fine. As a bit of triva, I just used it last week on the first American car to have disk brakes, a 1963 Studebaker Avanti.

You have one of those? ::drool::

758 opnion  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 4:00:52pm

re: #740 LGoPs

Goddamm Alinsky. May his name go down in infamy.......

That is how the Dear Leader learned manipulation.

759 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 4:01:03pm

re: #752 avanti

OK, another issue we disagree on. I see no harm in calling for voluntary service to others at a commencement address even if he cited Christian principles.

DID I CALL IT CORRECTLY.

He either never read anything in the three LONG messages I left above, or he doesn't understand them, or he doesn't care.

Alex, I'll take ALL THREE for 1000 dollars.

760 Truck Monkey  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 4:02:16pm

re: #730 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

And once Porkzilla hits our pockets, he'll say it wasn't enough and will enact emergency legistation to create Porkzilla II:Bigger and Meaner.

He'll be on Porkzilla 13 by 2012 and we will be bankrupt.

/Ayers: Mission Accomplished!

You mean we'll STILL be bankrupt..... only more so.

761 opnion  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 4:02:24pm

re: #753 goddessoftheclassroom

BRAVO! Compelled altruism is not altruism.


Thank you Goddess.

762 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 4:02:38pm

re: #755 opnion

Walter do you recall Obamas 20 minute victory speech on Super Tuesday?
I looked at my wife & said that I had not heard that rhetoric since Philosophy 101. We were studying Marx.

I'm far from a political animal, really, I have more of a populist take on politics, but I know when I've seen a rat, if you get my drift.

763 songbird  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 4:03:35pm

re: #720 capitalist piglet

I lasted two phrases. That's a record for me.

ENOUGH!

Well, President Obama? Are you still saying "Yes We Can"?
Or is it more like "Why aren't they doing it my way?" As if your sincerity will make it all right.
Or "What the hell have I gotten myself into?"

764 avanti  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 4:04:56pm

re: #694 Charles

Ah! Missed that. Looks like Helen's Cycles in LA carries it.

More bike disk brake noise info here.

765 Killian Bundy  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 4:05:11pm

re: #742 J.D.

I can't wait to hear what that entails.

/it's spelled ACORN

766 opnion  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 4:05:47pm

re: #762 Walter L. Newton

I'm far from a political animal, really, I have more of a populist take on politics, but I know when I've seen a rat, if you get my drift.

Got it.

767 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 4:06:11pm

re: #766 opnion

Got it.

Yep.

768 [deleted]  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 4:06:16pm
769 lostlakehiker  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 4:10:15pm

re: #69 Charles

Kook site of the day:

[Link: www.geocentricity.com...]

They're promoting "Biblical Astronomy," which proves that everything in the universe revolves around the Earth.

Copernicus led to Hitler!

The site correctly observes that you can always rework the math so that the earth is "stationary", and things revolve around it. It exerts a peculiar force that has exactly the effect of making things behave in relation to each other and the earth exactly as if classical physics were true.

I studied his scientific work, and using the same logic, I can prove that in fact the whole universe revolves around me. Me, personally. From time to time, when I so will it, the earth leaps away from my feet, and then rebounds. Sometimes I like to make the earth spin and spin around me until I get dizzy. It's just breathtaking. The earth is nearly at the center of the Universe, and Dr. Bouw is almost right, but he missed the fine details. I bring geocentrism to a New Level. The whole universe is not just geocentric, it's Me-ocentric.

/Lostlakus D Hiekour, PhD--in Egocentrism
/////! DO NOT TAKE THIS LITERALLY!/////

770 [deleted]  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 4:10:21pm
771 yochanan  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 4:14:01pm

is DISSENT still PATRIOTIC?

772 avanti  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 4:15:45pm

re: #757 Empire1

You have one of those? ::drool::

I have two now, prepping for ebay, but I've owned a few dozen over the years.

773 lostlakehiker  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 4:16:02pm

re: #714 gmsc

$1,700,000,000 for the National Park System


You do realize that the civilian conservation corps, or CCC, provided work for a large number of young people who had no other means of support, and built many of the trails that have made the national parks such a pleasure to hike in?

Some of us have uncles and great uncles who would not have lived without the CCC. Not all infrastructure recession spending is stupid.

When the government can buy something that will be a public good when finished, and it's cheaper now than it will be later because the man-hours it will consume would otherwise go to waste, that's a good use of public money.

774 debutaunt  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 4:29:31pm

re: #737 FrogMarch

The idea that acting in our own self-interest, acting to provide for ourselves and our own families and our friends if we so choose - the idea that that is wrong - is what animates the new left.
It is human nature. The collective is not human nature. True selfishness is the collective. It is actually selfless to demad to take care of ourselves and not make someone else do it.
I don't want government hand-outs and government programs and government welfare to control my life. and you are right - then what? How empty is the that? Pretty dang empty. The collective is not my religion.
It's just so much Marxist bullcrap.

If you think of it as a choice between rational self interest or irrational self interest, it becomes more easily understood.

775 Salamantis  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 5:01:53pm

re: #449 Lincolntf

Wot?
I should have been more specific. I muddled it up with Earth/Solar System references.
The Big Bang was 6-8 billion years ago when I was in high school. It's now considered to be 14 billion years ago.
Either way, the moment that the chain of events began (whether caused by an infinite Elephant, an old white man with a beard, an eternal Great Spirit or a confluence of natural forces beyond current scientific speculation) is the great question. Unfortunately, it's difficult to get back that far (conversationally) without encountering boundaries of philosophy and ingrained preference.

Actually, the universe is now considered to be 13.73 ± 0.12 billion years old.

776 Jim D  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 5:20:27pm

re: #770 ploome hineni

So you're saying that Africans are not worth saving because they'll kill each other anyway.

Charming.

777 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 6:16:00pm

ploome: you've been here for a long time, and posted a lot of valuable comments, but you really need to start thinking more carefully before posting. You've been crossing the line too much lately. I don't want this kind of stuff at my site, and I'm tired of taking the blame for people who post angry crap without thinking. Please get a grip before I have to block your account.

778 Basho  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 6:37:28pm

Gah... meant to post this earlier when the thread was more active, but here are some responses to that Jerry Coyne article linked on LGF a while back:

[Link: scienceblogs.com...]

One of the responses is from Steven Pinker, who wrote a great book debunking the blank slate notion in his book called, well, The Blank Slate. The other is Sam Harris, who many here probably hate, but his response is witty.

Oh, and some teacher lost his job in Texas when he was suspected of being an atheist:
[Link: scienceblogs.com...]

779 Aye Pod  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 7:08:01pm

re: #778 Basho

I don't get the Sam Harris hate thing. He seems like the most polite of the atheists I've seen talking. One person here a while back described him as "an absolute monster of a man"! Did I miss something?

780 Aye Pod  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 7:12:40pm

re: #778 Basho

Oh, and some teacher lost his job in Texas when he was suspected of being an atheist:
[Link: scienceblogs.com...]

Hard to believe such a thing can still happen today. Which kind of reminds me - gonna go and watch an episode of Boston Legal before I crash. Nite all.

781 Sharmuta  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 7:57:09pm

re: #679 gmsc

Not only was Erasmus Darwin Charles Darwin's father, but Josiah Wedgwood's (the man who started Wedgwood's pottery) son-in-law, too!

No- it was his grandfather.

782 Throbert McGee  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 9:28:24pm

re: #425 OldLineTexan

I wish I could find that protest picture of a disgruntled woman sitting on a curb. Her sign read "Lesbians against Bush".

After the 2004 election, I whipped out my Badge-A-Minit™ button maker -- of course I have one! -- and made myself a lapel button that said: "I suck COCK but I voted for BUSH." (With a tiny little version of the U.S. flag below that.)

783 NoelArmourson  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 9:52:05pm

re: #718 DEZes

That reply should be framed and double matted!

Charles might prefer the frame to be double-butted.
/bike joke

784 Throbert McGee  Thu, Feb 5, 2009 10:32:34pm

re: #779 Jimmah

I don't get the Sam Harris hate thing. He seems like the most polite of the atheists I've seen talking. One person here a while back described him as "an absolute monster of a man"! Did I miss something?

Well -- speaking as a non-believer -- I just read Harris's lengthy response to the responses at edge.org, and I thought he came off as a total rosebud. And I mean "rosebud" in the gay S&M freak sense, namely "a partly everted anus, à la the goatse.cx dude."

Harris was at his worst when tearing into Ken Miller, author of Only a Theory. Miller is Roman Catholic, so it's possible that when he's not on the job as a biologist, he subscribes to all sorts of scientifically questionable notions, such as Jesus popping back to life after three days, and Mary getting beamed directly to Heaven when she died.

In the commentary that Harris was responding to, however, Miller didn't ask his readers to buy into ANY of this -- he was, instead, advancing the rather modest argument that a Universe created by a "Deistic" sort of God might be empirically indistinguishable from a totally atheistic Universe, and vice versa.

But Harris -- being such a sweet rosebud of a guy and possessed of such a thoroughly honest and rational mind -- proceeds to treat Miller as though Miller had been simultaneously advocating Young Earth Creationism and the sort of Aryan Christian Brotherhood society in which homosexuals and Jews are hung hanged from lampposts.


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