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Books won’t stay banned. They won’t burn. Ideas won’t go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor and the inquisitor have always lost. The only sure weapon against bad ideas is better ideas.

Alfred Whitney Griswold

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1 rawmuse  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:25:31pm

There is nothing more compelling than an idea whose time has come.

2 LeePro  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:25:35pm

Me

3 LeePro  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:25:47pm

dammit!

4 zombie  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:26:20pm
Books won’t stay banned. They won’t burn. Ideas won’t go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor and the inquisitor have always lost. The only sure weapon against bad ideas is better ideas.

Sadly, thats not entirely true. Many books have been burned and banned and lost to humanity forever.

5 jcm  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:27:41pm

An the Friday night Hopen thread.....
Must be time for me to head to bed....

Night all.

6 zombie  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:27:41pm

Well over half the manuscripts in the Library of Alexandria was lost forever -- much the ancient world's knowledge was contained therein.

7 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:29:05pm

I'm bailing out.

Good night lizards.

8 rawmuse  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:29:38pm

re: #4 zombie

Sadly, thats not entirely true. Many books have been burned and banned and lost to humanity forever.

The library of Alexandria for instance.

9 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:30:17pm

"Thisiscrazy....thisiscrazy....thisiscrazy....."

-Clark Griswold

10 Erik The Red  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:30:26pm

A man enters the confessional and says
'Bless me father for I have sinned; it has been one month since my last
confession.
I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month.'
The priest tells the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail
Mary's.'

Soon, another man enters the confessional.
'Father, it has been two months since my last confession.
I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months.'

This time the priest asks, 'Who is this Fannie Green?'

'A new woman in the neighbourhood,' the sinner replies.

'Very well,' says the priest. 'Go and say ten Hail Mary's.'


The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon
when a gorgeous,
tall woman enters the church.
All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and
sits down in front of the altar.
Her dress is green and very short, with matching very shiny emerald green
shoes.

The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly
spread apart,
Sharon Stone style.

The priest turns to the altar boy and whispering asks, 'Is that Fannie
Green?'

The altar boy replies, 'No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her
shoes'.

11 gmsc  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:30:43pm

Nevada Board Nominates Famed Las Vegas Sign for National Historic Register

LAS VEGAS — The famous "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas" sign has moved one step closer to being placed in the National Register of Historic Places.

The state board of musuems on Friday nominated the sign for placement on the list managed by the National Park Service.

Clark County officials say the park service could act on the nomination by May.

In its application, the county argues the neon sign is a cultural icon and a notable example of modern architecture.

The sign is located on the south end of the Las Vegas Strip. It reads, "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada" on the front and "Drive Carefully" and "Come Back Soon" on the back.

12 gmsc  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:31:28pm

re: #3 LeePro

dammit!

5 seconds earlier, and you would've had it!
;)

13 Gus  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:32:23pm

re: #11 gmsc

Nice. I bet most current planning commissions, city councils, or zoning commissions would reject that sign today. Oh the irony.

14 LeePro  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:33:56pm

re: #12 gmsc

heh.
h - e - s - i - t - a - t - i - o - n

15 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:35:10pm

re: #3 LeePro

Having a bad night?

16 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:35:39pm

re: #14 LeePro

Not to be confused with anticip-ayay-tion....

17 redc1c4  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:36:17pm

lemme go check on my rats again.....

i got one last time. %-)

18 rawmuse  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:36:32pm

This week I discovered the meaning of true love. I was ill with a bug last Saturday, and it was hideous. I was no fun. It was so bad a couple times I prayed for death to come swiftly. Then I got better. My wife loved me every minute of the entire ordeal.

Then Tuesday, she got it. Only worse. I got to be as kind to her as she was to me.

Tonight, we just had our first substantial dinner out since the whole ordeal began. We are both in the pink now.

So, we got that "in sickness and in health" thing down. We feel more bonded than ever, if that was possible.

19 gmsc  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:37:22pm

re: #6 zombie

Well over half the manuscripts in the Library of Alexandria was lost forever -- much the ancient world's knowledge was contained therein.

(See the full episode by clicking here)

20 Erik The Red  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:37:27pm

Morning/Afternoon/Evening Lizards.

This is just one of about 10000 reasons I am leaving Africa to return to the US.

21 gmsc  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:39:04pm

re: #13 Gus 802

Nice. I bet most current planning commissions, city councils, or zoning commissions would reject that sign today. Oh the irony.

Most would, but Las Vegas, and Nevada, are different. Earlier this year, for example, they shelved a motion to legalize prostitution throughout the state for further study.

What a state!

22 Gus  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:40:10pm

re: #19 gmsc

PBS when it was good. Before the walls fell.

23 Gus  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:41:35pm

re: #21 gmsc

True, the rest of Nevada is a lot like Nellis.

24 gmsc  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:42:28pm

re: #22 Gus 802

PBS when it was good. Before the walls fell.

Shaka!

25 gmsc  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:43:28pm

re: #23 Gus 802

True, the rest of Nevada is a lot like Nellis.

It's like the Air Force Base in Vegas?

I'd say there are some substantial differences.
;)

26 Gus  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:44:09pm

re: #24 gmsc

Ha. That's good. I used to watch Connections. James Burke was fascinating.

//Vulcan pun not intended.

27 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:44:33pm

re: #20 Erik The Red

Wow....how many mulligans does post-Apartheid South Africa think they're entitled to?

28 Gus  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:44:46pm

re: #25 gmsc

It's like the Air Force Base in Vegas?

I'd say there are some substantial differences.
;)

I meant more conservative.

29 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:44:58pm

re: #18 rawmuse

That's gross and sweet at the same time. It's nice that you both have it like that.

I am more of a "leave me the f*ck alone" type when I'm sick. As much as some women complain about men who act like babies when they're sick, my "leave me alone, I can handle this" attitude has never been popular with any of my girlfriends.

30 redc1c4  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:45:04pm

re: #18 rawmuse

unlike you, we haven't really been sick this winter.....

however, when i asked what was on the schedule for the weekend, HRH opined that we might just spend most of both days at the shooting range.

/po' me

31 gmsc  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:45:24pm

re: #22 Gus 802

PBS when it was good. Before the walls fell.

I've always loved "Connections" and "The Day The Universe Changed". I was thrilled to see that they've all been legally uploaded to YouTube!

32 redc1c4  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:45:28pm

re: #27 Fenway_Nation

Wow....how many mulligans does post-Apartheid South Africa think they're entitled to?

all of them?

33 LeePro  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:45:36pm

re: #15 Slumbering Behemoth

lol.
not really.


re: #16 Fenway_Nation

heh.

34 Dustyvet  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:45:45pm

”But there’s always one: “We were never good at math in my family,” said Rep. John P. Murtha (D-Pa.). “I thought I was voting for p-i-e.””


Oh really, it would seem that Congress Critter Murtha has no problem with math, when it comes to pork and lobbyists.


/S

35 Killian Bundy  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:46:24pm

Nasrallah vows to never recognize Israel

In a recorded speech aired Friday evening in Beirut in honor of Prophet Muhammad's birthday, Hizbullah leader Hassan Nasrallah reportedly rejected a preliminary US condition for talks and stressed his group would not recognize Israel "even in 1,000 years."

'Allah's flag in Downing St'

RANTING hate preacher Anjem Choudary – the man behind the vile Luton protests – wants the flag of Allah to fly over Downing Street and ALL British women forced to wear a burka.

The wild-eyed fanatic today insisted he wanted the UK to live under tough Sharia Law, saying anyone caught drunk should suffer 40 lashes in public, while adulterers should be stoned to death.

Taliban behead three tribesmen in Bajaur

Taliban militants shoot dead and afterwards behead three tribesmen in the restive Bajuar district of troubled north western Pakistan.

According to local TV channels, residents found the headless bodies dumped in Charmang, a known Taliban stronghold in the semi-autonomous district of Bajuar, a Press TV correspondent reported late Friday.

According to the residents, Taliban militants kidnapped the three because they were considered supporters of the Pakistani government who joined a tribal force to fight the militants, he said.

US facing home-grown Islamic terror threat

Officials say a second generation of Somali immigrants is becoming increasingly radicalised and could pose a growing threat to security.

The warnings come amid the revelation that 20 young Somali American men who returned to their war-torn homeland have been radicalised by a group linked to al-Qaeda.

The FBI is urgently examining links between the youths, who are all American citizens, and al-Shabaab, an Islamist group fighting in the country's long-running conflict.

/Obama: I'll forge new ties with Muslims

36 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:46:31pm

re: #20 Erik The Red

Oh...and Erik- I'm not kidding when I say this. Brings back as many Krugerrands as you can.

37 Gus  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:47:21pm

re: #31 gmsc

I've always loved "Connections" and "The Day The Universe Changed". I was thrilled to see that they've all been legally uploaded to YouTube!

Nice, thanks. Bookmarked.

38 Erik The Red  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:48:30pm

re: #36 Fenway_Nation

Oh...and Erik- I'm not kidding when I say this. Brings back as many Krugerrands as you can.

Got a few. If I have any problems taking out money(WE have exchange controls here) I will be buying a lot more to "hide" in the container.

And NO red you can not have the container number.///

39 redc1c4  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:48:57pm

re: #29 Slumbering Behemoth

That's gross and sweet at the same time. It's nice that you both have it like that.

I am more of a "leave me the f*ck alone" type when I'm sick. As much as some women complain about men who act like babies when they're sick, my "leave me alone, I can handle this" attitude has never been popular with any of my girlfriends.

i crawl off to the front room, to be sick away from 2H6, just out of courtesy. small favors, picking up meds and and advice? yes. doting? no.

however, if she is sick, i'm there, hand and foot, as much as she will allow.

40 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:50:28pm

re: #38 Erik The Red

Is that something they charge VAT for? On the plus side, you (theoretically) get it back once you leave the country provided you have all the reciepts, etc.

/Best time to buy would've been October, but gold prices are down from last month's highs as well...

41 redc1c4  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:50:28pm

re: #38 Erik The Red

Got a few. If I have any problems taking out money(WE have exchange controls here) I will be buying a lot more to "hide" in the container.

And NO red you can not have the container number.///

i don't want the freakin number you twit.....

/just the contents. %-)

42 mardukhai  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:51:06pm

re: #6 zombie

Well over half the manuscripts in the Library of Alexandria was lost forever -- much the ancient world's knowledge was contained therein.

There were a lot of ancient libraries -- the Venetians destroyed the last of them when they looted Constantinople.

43 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:51:52pm

re: #33 LeePro

Well, hugs any way. {LeePro}

44 Erik The Red  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:52:12pm

After living in the remote wilderness of West Virginia all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him,
'How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy.'
He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with.

45 rawmuse  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:52:42pm

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fainted when he
saw him. Murphy had never been seen in Church in his life.

After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, 'Murphy, I am so glad
ya decided to come to Mass, what made ya come?'

Murphy said, 'I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced
me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just
like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn comes to Church every Sunday. I also
knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would
leave it in the back of Church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and
steal McGlynn's hat.'

The priest said, 'Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat.
What changed your mind?'

Murphy said, 'Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I
decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all.'

The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said, 'After I talked about 'Thou Shalt
Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without the hat than burn in Hell,
right?'

Murphy slowly shook his head and said, 'No, Father, after ya talked about
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery', I remembered where I left me hat.

46 Erik The Red  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:53:44pm

re: #40 Fenway_Nation

Is that something they charge VAT for? On the plus side, you (theoretically) get it back once you leave the country provided you have all the reciepts, etc.

/Best time to buy would've been October, but gold prices are down from last month's highs as well...

I won't get the VAT back as I am not officially immigrating. Just going on a long vacation.

47 LeePro  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:54:04pm

re: #43 Slumbering Behemoth

Well, hugs any way. {LeePro}

Cool. "Anyway" hugs are the best kind!
;D

{ { {Slumbering Behemoth} } }

48 Gus  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:54:23pm

James Burke : The Day The Universe Changed: "Matter Of Fact", 1 of 5

49 Unakite  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:55:38pm

re: #44 Erik The Red

After living in the remote wilderness of West Virginia all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him,
'How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy.'
He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with.

Now, Now. That's not very sensitive. We wouldn't want to victimize poor, West Virginia hillbillies with mirror fetishes.

50 gmsc  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:55:38pm

re: #45 rawmuse

Murphy slowly shook his head and said, 'No, Father, after ya talked about
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery', I remembered where I left me hat.

"I was walkin' by the church last Sunday, and I saw the reverend coming down the steps. I asked him, 'Mass out?' He said, 'No, but your hat's on crooked.'"
-Minnie Pearl

51 LeePro  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:56:13pm

re: #45 rawmuse

LOL!

Stealing...

52 redc1c4  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:56:20pm

re: #46 Erik The Red

I won't get the VAT back as I am not officially immigrating. Just going on a long vacation.

and if they knew you were immigrating, they'd hose you, right?

53 Erik The Red  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:58:00pm

re: #52 redc1c4

and if they knew you were immigrating, they'd hose you, right?

Right on as usual red

54 gmsc  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:59:05pm

re: #48 Gus 802

James Burke : The Day The Universe Changed: "Matter Of Fact", 1 of 5


[Video]

That episode is one of my favorites! It's where I first learned about Martin Luther, and that metal smith who got the day of the religous fair wrong by an entire year, and had to figure out another way to make money and pay back his investors.
;)

55 Dustyvet  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:59:34pm

German Coast guard trainee


56 redc1c4  Fri, Mar 13, 2009 11:59:43pm

re: #53 Erik The Red

Right on as usual red

i'm not cynical, i'm experienced.

57 Erik The Red  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:00:40am

Later Lizards.

Some great Rugby on this morning and I have to get beer and flesh for the BBQ.

58 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:01:14am

re: #57 Erik The Red

Later Lizards.

Some great Rugby on this morning and I have to get beer and flesh for the BBQ.

G'Nite, Erik!

59 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:01:56am

re: #57 Erik The Red

Later Lizards.

Some great Rugby on this morning and I have to get beer and flesh for the BBQ.

see you in a couple hours!

60 Erik The Red  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:03:11am

re: #57 Erik The Red

Later Lizards.

Some great Rugby on this morning and I have to get beer and flesh for the BBQ.

Rugby Big Hits

61 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:04:16am

re: #39 redc1c4

I don't want to be doted on when I'm sick. I don't like it. But I will dote myself, and heavily, when my gal is sick.

62 Erik The Red  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:04:23am

re: #59 redc1c4

see you in a couple hours!

Only on the LNDT tomorrow. Taking my girls on a school outing after the Rugby.

63 Gus  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:04:24am

re: #54 gmsc

That episode is one of my favorites! It's where I first learned about Martin Luther, and that metal smith who got the day of the religous fair wrong by an entire year, and had to figure out another way to make money and pay back his investors.
;)

I'm on part 2. It's fabulous because he explains so well the practical aspects of the time and how religion played such an important part in our evolution.

64 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:06:03am

Happy Pi Day!

My blog , Grey Matters, turns 4 years old today, too.

65 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:06:56am

re: #62 Erik The Red

Only on the LNDT tomorrow. Taking my girls on a school outing after the Rugby.

hasta then.....

66 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:07:30am

re: #63 Gus 802

I'm on part 2. It's fabulous because he explains so well the practical aspects of the time and how religion played such an important part in our evolution.

you're just looking for trouble, aren't you?

67 Gus  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:08:22am

re: #66 redc1c4

you're just looking for trouble, aren't you?

Si.

68 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:09:40am

re: #67 Gus 802

Si.

trouble on a stick?

69 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:11:12am

re: #67 Gus 802

Si.

70 Gus  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:12:09am

re: #68 redc1c4

trouble on a stick?

Nah. I'm just watching James Burke that GMSC reminded me of. Burke is so concise and to the point. He presents a good compendium of human history.

71 Gus  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:14:08am

re: #69 gmsc

Classic.

72 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:14:17am

re: #70 Gus 802

Nah. I'm just watching James Burke that GMSC reminded me of. Burke is so concise and to the point. He presents a good compendium of human history.

I like the way Burke zig-zags through history, the way it really happened. Much like today, which also doesn't happen in straight lines.

73 LeePro  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:14:34am

re: #64 gmsc

Happy Birthday, Grey Matters!

Fans of Shel Silverstein are ok in my book!

74 Gus  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:16:20am

re: #72 gmsc

I like the way Burke zig-zags through history, the way it really happened. Much like today, which also doesn't happen in straight lines.

Exactly. It's not linear and instead circular if you will. Hence the title which is appropriate: connections. That's what drew my interest from the onset.

75 LeePro  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:16:41am

2:15

G'nite, y'all...

76 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:17:22am

re: #70 Gus 802

Nah. I'm just watching James Burke that GMSC reminded me of. Burke is so concise and to the point. He presents a good compendium of human history.

i meant this.

77 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:17:54am

re: #75 LeePro

2:15

G'nite, y'all...

hasta, y'all.

78 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:19:02am

By the way, how come the MSM isn't paying more attention to the assassination of Oakland journalist Chauncey Bailey?

I mean, this was one of their own that was slain by a criminal conspiracy. You'd think there'd be more of an uproar over this.....

/full disclouse- not familiar with Mr. Bailey's work until after his slaying.

79 Gus  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:20:10am

re: #76 redc1c4

i meant this.

What de jell ez wrong weeth Halloween?

///

80 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:20:18am

re: #73 LeePro

Happy Birthday, Grey Matters!

Fans of Shel Silverstein are ok in my book!

More like a "Blogiversary". Thank you!

I tripped on my shoelace
And I fell up–
Up to the rooftops,
Up over the town,
Up past the tree tops,
Up over the mountains,
Up where the colors
Blend into the sounds.
But it go me so dizzy
When I looked around,
I got sick to my stomach
And I threw down.
Falling Up, Shel Silverstein

And, as a bonus, here's Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too:

81 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:20:57am

re: #75 LeePro

2:15

G'nite, y'all...

G'Nite, LeePro!

82 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:22:01am

re: #55 Dustyvet

I love German training videos. Wait, you said trainee. Never mind.

/stick with this one for a bit. Not immediately funny, but it does get there. Also, probably NSFW.
//

83 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:22:15am

i've instigated a minor rebellion in my English Comp class.....

the moonbat author of the assigned text took it upon herself to identify as an atheist, and mock the members of a fundamentalist Christian church.

i pointed this out in discussion, and someone said, "I wasn't going to day anything...." and then they did, and others have piled on. the class population is drawn from the subject matter of the book, and yet they are savaging their alleged champion.

i'll bet the instructor can't wait for me to be gone........ %-)

84 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:23:22am

re: #83 redc1c4

Is this 'Nickeled & Dimed'?

85 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:23:22am

re: #20 Erik The Red

Morning/Afternoon/Evening Lizards.

This is just one of about 10000 reasons I am leaving Africa to return to the US.

Sick, indeed. I suppose, in the interests of fair play, there are gangs of women pursuing and raping gay males?

/

86 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:28:23am

re: #84 Fenway_Nation

Is this 'Nickeled & Dimed'?

yes, and overpriced at that valuation.

87 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:29:14am

Being Pi Day, don't forget the Giant Pi Drop!

It happens twice – First at 1:59 PM ET, then at 1:59 PM PT.

88 Gus  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:30:34am

re: #83 redc1c4

That's unfortunate. Being an atheist shouldn't be license to mock others. Unfortunately, I've seen that too many times. Since he took it upon himself to portray an atheist you have to take that into consideration.

89 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:31:25am

re: #86 redc1c4

yes, and overpriced at that valuation.

The were just talking about that book on 20/20 tonight.

90 Dustyvet  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:31:52am

re: #82 Slumbering Behemoth

I love German training videos. Wait, you said trainee. Never mind.

/stick with this one for a bit. Not immediately funny, but it does get there. Also, probably NSFW.
//

Whoa!

91 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:32:35am

re: #88 Gus 802

That's unfortunate. Being an atheist shouldn't be license to mock others. Unfortunately, I've seen that too many times. Since he took it upon himself to portray an atheist you have to take that into consideration.

True. I've seen too many people state their beliefs, and then act as if that gives them a right to mock others who don't believe as they do.

92 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:36:28am
93 Dustyvet  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:37:32am

Lutherans in Minnesota, souls of propriety that they are, have a delicate way of describing winter weather: "It's colder out there than a supernatural woman's bosom in a metal foundation garment."

94 Gus  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:37:57am

re: #91 gmsc

True. I've seen too many people state their beliefs, and then act as if that gives them a right to mock others who don't believe as they do.

I never understood that tactic yet I toss it up to human nature. Mocking others for an opposite belief is counter intuitive. It also doesn't take into account human evolution or acceptable standards of liberty. I know that although I am secular I owe my being to my ancestors and religious beliefs. With that I temper my own personal beliefs.

95 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:38:19am

re: #88 Gus 802

That's unfortunate. Being an atheist shouldn't be license to mock others. Unfortunately, I've seen that too many times. Since he took it upon himself to portray an atheist you have to take that into consideration.

she, the author, announced herself as an atheist, in saying that attending a "tent revival" was just the thing for her to do on a Saturday night. she went to mock the beliefs of the same class of people she claimed to care so much about.

condescension drips from every page of this POS. i'm so glad i bought it used.

96 Dustyvet  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:39:21am

the quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

97 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:40:51am

re: #96 Dustyvet

the quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

In creases?

98 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:42:30am

re: #97 gmsc

In creases?

BANG!

WHACK!

99 Gus  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:42:35am

re: #95 redc1c4

she, the author, announced herself as an atheist, in saying that attending a "tent revival" was just the thing for her to do on a Saturday night. she went to mock the beliefs of the same class of people she claimed to care so much about.

condescension drips from every page of this POS. i'm so glad i bought it used.

That's terrible and wrong. She needs to learn how to respect peoples beliefs regardless of her own. I am sure that it wouldn't be to hard to point out her own moral deficiencies as you pointed out.

100 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:44:37am

Another Example of a Rich Person Who Can't Control Her Spending

US News lists another example of someone who's making a boatload of money (according to Gawker, she makes $2 million a year -- and she's made a ton for years) and yet seems to find herself in financial trouble. The details:

American portrait photographer Annie Leibovitz, known for her iconic images of celebrities, has borrowed $15 million in exchange for the copyright, negatives, and contract rights of all her work—past and future—until the loan is repaid.

The New York Times reported today that the artist, who's been drowning in mortgage debt, borrowed more than $15 million from Art Capital Group, a company that assists art owners in creating liquidity from art assets. Sounds more like a glorified pawnshop.

Yep, even the mega-rich need pawn shops these days. Why? Because no matter how much you make, if you spend that much and then some, you're going backwards financially. That's why spending less than you earn is my best piece of financial advice. If you don't follow this rule, none of the other things you do to grow your net worth will help.

Add her to the list of rich and famous people in financial trouble because of spending too much. Sheesh. Will people ever learn?

101 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:47:04am

re: #99 Gus 802

That's terrible and wrong. She needs to learn how to respect peoples beliefs regardless of her own. I am sure that it wouldn't be to hard to point out her own moral deficiencies as you pointed out.

well, it's been fun, since the teacher specifically prohibits us from mentioning the text in our "Reading Responses".... i posted my first one to my "pathetic blog" linked to my nick here, if you're so inclined.

my evaluataion was:
"Wow. Insightful and beautifully written. Even frightening. Excellent work."

102 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:49:15am

re: #100 gmsc

Magic Eight Ball says: "Outlook not so good."

103 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:50:52am

re: #102 redc1c4

Magic Eight Ball says: "Outlook not so good."

Can you imagine if she defaults on that $15 million loan?

To make any money on her pictures, she'd effectively have to start all over again!

104 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:51:37am

re: #103 gmsc

Can you imagine if she defaults on that $15 million loan?

To make any money on her pictures, she'd effectively have to start all over again!

GI 8 Ball says "Sucks to be her!"

105 iLikeCandy  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:51:44am

re: #4 zombie

Sadly, thats not entirely true. Many books have been burned and banned and lost to humanity forever.

The poetry of Sappho
Erotic watercolors by J.M.W. Turner
The diary of Byron
Vladek Spiegelman's letters and journals
The U.S. military record of the Nanjing Massacre
Materials stolen from the National Archives by Sandy Berger

~ a few that come to mind

106 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:53:34am

re: #103 gmsc

Can you imagine if she defaults on that $15 million loan?

To make any money on her pictures, she'd effectively have to start all over again!

she can't start all over again..... she put her name and all future w*rk, if i read the blurb right, as collateral. they *own* her.... hey Annie: my kid is having a party, and we need some photos, come on over.....

107 Gus  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:54:33am

Tre: #101 redc1c4

Next time you meet her tell her that God is a part of our culture regardless if you accept Him or not.

108 lifeofthemind  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:55:13am

The Hysteric cries out "Violence never solved anything" but sane adults know better.

The Carthaginians were unavailable for comment.

109 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:55:43am

re: #87 gmsc

Pie!

/wait, what?

110 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:55:46am

re: #106 redc1c4

she can't start all over again..... she put her name and all future w*rk, if i read the blurb right, as collateral. they *own* her.... hey Annie: my kid is having a party, and we need some photos, come on over.....

Oh, you're right – future works, too!

How stupid is this woman that she's using not only current property as collateral, but property she hasn't yet developed and owned, as compensation for another debt?

You can see where this will wind up.

111 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:56:37am

re: #109 Slumbering Behemoth

Pie!

/wait, what?

Does that graphic look familiar?
;)

112 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:57:19am

re: #107 Gus 802

T

Next time you meet her tell her that God is a part of our culture regardless if you accept Him or not.

never met the teacher, as this is an on line class, but i'd point out that the attitude we're talking about is the author's, not the instructor's..... and if i ever meet the author, the list of things to shred her over is already long, without dragging religion into it.

113 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:57:47am

re: #109 Slumbering Behemoth

Pie!

/wait, what?

The music at that link, BTW, is from Hard N Phirm's song "Pi":

114 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 12:59:09am

re: #110 gmsc

Oh, you're right – future works, too!

How stupid is this woman that she's using not only current property as collateral, but property she hasn't yet developed and owned, as compensation for another debt?

You can see where this will wind up.

a schadenfreude sundae, with whipped cream, hot fudge and cherries on top?

115 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:00:06am

re: #114 redc1c4

a schadenfreude sundae, with whipped cream, hot fudge and cherries on top?

Approximately.

116 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:00:28am

re: #110 gmsc


You can see where this will wind up.

Depends on wether or not she still uses 35mm film.....

/old-school photography pun

117 Gus  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:00:34am

re: #112 redc1c4

I think you're doing fine then.

118 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:02:43am

re: #114 redc1c4

Is this the same chick who went out of her way to make McCain look more sinister in some headshots during the election?

119 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:02:59am

re: #112 redc1c4

never met the teacher, as this is an on line class, but i'd point out that the attitude we're talking about is the author's, not the instructor's..... and if i ever meet the author, the list of things to shred her over is already long, without dragging religion into it.

Once the class is over, I recommend the anitdote to Nickeled & Dimed, called Scratch Beginnings: Me, $25, and the Search for the American Dream.

120 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:03:26am

re: #116 Fenway_Nation

Depends on wether or not she still uses 35mm film.....

/old-school photography pun

yup: it could very well be the stick in the sprocket that shutters her career.

121 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:05:09am

re: #119 gmsc

Once the class is over, I recommend the anitdote to Nickeled & Dimed, called Scratch Beginnings: Me, $25, and the Search for the American Dream.

thanks, i'll check that out and toss it into the online discussion..... maybe suggest that she use it next time with the current screed, so the students can compare and contrast.

122 Gus  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:06:10am

Night all. Remember that liberty and respect trumps all. Or most.

123 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:06:10am

re: #118 Fenway_Nation

Is this the same chick who went out of her way to make McCain look more sinister in some headshots during the election?

No, that was Jill Greenberg.

Annie Lebowitz was recently in the news for taking the controversial pictures of Miley Cyrus, though.

124 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:07:35am

re: #113 gmsc

Nice. Did not know that. And I see that there are junior members of the Jones Street Boys there.

125 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:08:06am

re: #123 gmsc

No, that was Jill Greenberg.

Annie Lebowitz was recently in the news for taking the controversial pictures of Miley Cyrus, though.

Here's some links about the Jill Greenburg scandal.

126 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:09:39am

re: #119 gmsc

Another money tip?

127 trigger girlie  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:10:29am

Oh, this is where all the cool kids are ;p

I was still stuck in the old thread...

128 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:10:54am

re: #125 gmsc


Sweet jebus I hope she mortaged the whole farm.......

129 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:11:25am

re: #127 trigger girlie

Didn't know the other thread was still alive and kicking.

130 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:12:05am

:sigh: But if I were ten years younger.

131 trigger girlie  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:12:08am

re: #129 Fenway_Nation

It wasn't,lol

I am a necrophile

132 trigger girlie  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:13:15am

re: #130 Slumbering Behemoth

lol, how old are you?

/nosey

133 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:15:24am

re: #132 trigger girlie

Thirty seven.

134 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:15:44am

re: #126 Fenway_Nation

Another money tip?

You could say that.

BTW, I'm taking a break from the tips for a little while, and looking for more material for those.

In the meantime, here are the links to all 22 tips so far:

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135 trigger girlie  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:16:01am

re: #133 Slumbering Behemoth

you got exactly 10 yrs on me!

136 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:16:25am

Holy crap- Lars Larsen is reading a '52 Mistakes in 52 Days' list about the Hussein Dolt administration that was forwarded to him.

137 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:16:55am

re: #133 Slumbering Behemoth

Thirty seven.

i almost remember when i was that young.......

138 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:17:05am

re: #128 Fenway_Nation

Sweet jebus I hope she mortaged the whole farm.......

Annie or Jill?

Annie did – including the rights to all her future works!

139 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:17:49am

re: #136 Fenway_Nation

Holy crap- Lars Larsen is reading a '52 Mistakes in 52 Days' list about the Hussein Dolt administration that was forwarded to him.

Ear Leader will not be mocked..... they're next onthe list.

140 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:18:43am

re: #135 trigger girlie

'zactly.

141 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:19:03am

re: #138 gmsc

Annie or Jill?

Annie did – including the rights to all her future works!

oh well, she can always sue her lawyer for telling her to take the offer.

/

i wonder if her $$ was in the Maddoff scam?

142 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:20:23am

re: #137 redc1c4

Still love your old, grizzled arse. In a non-gay, dude way, of course.

143 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:20:30am

re: #136 Fenway_Nation

Holy crap- Lars Larsen is reading a '52 Mistakes in 52 Days' list about the Hussein Dolt administration that was forwarded to him.

That reminds me of this list:

The 10 Biggest Amateur Mistakes By the Obama Administration So Far

10) The stimulus bill that was so urgent that 0bama took a 3-day vacation before signing it.

9) Having a State Department without a single person who could speak enough Russian to figure out the word "reset".

8) 0bama stating that, once the stimulus bill passes, Caterpillar will hire more people, and stating this right before Caterpillar's CEO said they'd be laying off more people if it passes.

7) After electing a president that would supposedly prove Americans weren't racist, we get an Attorney General who calls the US a "nation of cowards".

6) 0bama picking a fight with Rush Limbaugh and bringing the idea of a Presidential "enemies list" back into discussion (and adding Rick Santelli, Jim Cramer...).

5) His appointees. 'Nuff said.

4) 0bama destroys eight years of diplomacy with Poland and the Czech Republic by letting Russia know we'll let those two countries twist in the wind if Russia helps stop nukes from getting to Iran.

3) Sending back the Winston Churchill bust to the UK, and giving the UK Prime Minister a set of DVDs that couldn't be played in his country.

2) Appointing a tax cheat to be the head of the department that runs the IRS.

1) Making a stock market killing, but not in a good way.

144 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:20:37am

re: #139 redc1c4

Actually, it's old news since I'm listening to his show on a tape-delay. Also keep in mind that the list is somewhat 'padded' by listing the individual countries Hussein Dolt is willing to throw under the bus.

145 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:21:51am

re: #138 gmsc

Annie or Jill?

Annie did – including the rights to all her future works!

She's basically sold herself into indentured servitude, the way I read it.

146 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:23:08am

re: #145 Alberta Oil Peon

I'm hoping Jill is in the same boat, too....

/Y'know- up shit creek without a paddle

147 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:23:29am

re: #141 redc1c4

oh well, she can always sue her lawyer for telling her to take the offer.

/

i wonder if her $$ was in the Maddoff scam?

Now that you mention it, the sudden need for such a large amount is interesting.

The Volokh Conspiracy raises some interesting questions about political money received from Madoff, BTW.

148 Dustyvet  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:24:52am

re: #137 redc1c4

i almost remember when i was that young.......

I started out as a child...:)

149 trigger girlie  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:25:15am

re: #140 Slumbering Behemoth

37 is a new 17,lol

150 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:28:16am

re: #142 Slumbering Behemoth

Still love your old, grizzled arse. In a non-gay, dude way, of course.

you'll get over it: everyone else does.....

151 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:29:54am

re: #147 gmsc

Now that you mention it, the sudden need for such a large amount is interesting.

The Volokh Conspiracy raises some interesting questions about political money received from Madoff, BTW.

GMTA..... i was gonna mention that.

152 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:31:23am

re: #144 Fenway_Nation

Actually, it's old news since I'm listening to his show on a tape-delay. Also keep in mind that the list is somewhat 'padded' by listing the individual countries Hussein Dolt is willing to throw under the bus.

oh. i was referring to a blog post earlier today that listed Ear Leader's Greatest Hits (so far)

153 Pietr  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:31:29am

A body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says,
'What a Great Chest you have!'

He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.'

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, 'What massive Calves you have!'

The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, baby.'

He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.
He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.


The blonde replies: I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!

154 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:32:34am

In the news today, President 0bama announced that Guantanamo Bay has been closed forever.

However, the new Barack 0bama Compassion Facility has already re-opened in its place.

155 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:36:44am

re: #149 trigger girlie

I do my best to act seventeen. I'm not all that convincing.

/no, I do not mean that I try to pick up on teenage girls, just that my pretense of immaturity does not always convince. I'd try harder, but that might cut into my special "beer time".

156 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:36:51am

Is it bad that I'm looking through available jobs in Saskatchewan?

157 trigger girlie  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:38:57am

re: #155 Slumbering Behemoth

I dont have to pretend to be immature, I AM immature,lol

/I watch Spongebob...

158 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:39:28am

Who will win? 2/5/09 0bama vs. 3/12/09 0bama

I love the last line:

We are the ones we’ve been self-negating for.

159 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:40:55am

re: #157 trigger girlie

I dont have to pretend to be immature, I AM immature,lol

/I watch Spongebob...

That's sort of like redc1c4. He doesn't suffer from insanity...

160 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:42:27am

re: #157 trigger girlie

My older sister [the one with a doctorate] is an avid Hello Kitty collector.

161 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:43:53am

re: #150 redc1c4

you'll get over it: everyone else does.....

You can't possibly be that sexy. I'm a big fan of the females, there is no way I am going gay for you. I don't care what "everyone else does".

/NTTAWWT

162 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:44:01am

re: #159 gmsc

That's sort of like redc1c4. He doesn't suffer from insanity...

i cause it.

163 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:46:05am

re: #161 Slumbering Behemoth

You can't possibly be that sexy. I'm a big fan of the females, there is no way I am going gay for you. I don't care what "everyone else does".

/NTTAWWT

i meant getting over the "love" part, same as all the women in my life.

/you'll still call when you need something though. %-)

164 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:46:08am

Too cool – literally: Pi ice cube tray!

The other Pi-related goodies aren't too bad, either.

165 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:46:08am

re: #156 Fenway_Nation

Is it bad that I'm looking through available jobs in Saskatchewan?

What sort of work? Saskatchewan is poised for some major growth, and the cost of living there is pretty low. Mind you, it's so flat, that when your dog runs away, you can still see him three days later.

166 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:47:48am

BTW: is everyone aware that today is a holiday?

167 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:48:33am

re: #165 Alberta Oil Peon

What sort of work? Saskatchewan is poised for some major growth, and the cost of living there is pretty low. Mind you, it's so flat, that when your dog runs away, you can still see him three days later.

that's because he's frozen to death whilst walking.

168 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:49:32am

I don't normally like cover bands, but damnit I find this one hard not to like.

169 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:49:35am

re: #166 redc1c4

BTW: is everyone aware that today is a holiday?

Heh! That one got caught in the Web filter here.

170 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:49:53am

re: #156 Fenway_Nation

Is it bad that I'm looking through available jobs in Saskatchewan?

no sense moving to Canuckistan: their gun laws make California's look lax.

171 Pietr  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:50:17am

If you need a good laugh, try reading through these real children's science exam answers...

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists..

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?(Brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (The kid gets an A+ for this answer!)

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

172 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:50:43am

re: #169 Alberta Oil Peon

Heh! That one got caught in the Web filter here.

yeah, "Steak and a BJ day" would likely hit most filters..... %-)

173 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:52:14am

re: #163 redc1c4


/you'll still call when you need something though. %-)

I need another drink, brother. Can you help a Lizard out?

174 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:52:31am

re: #156 Fenway_Nation

Is it bad that I'm looking through available jobs in Saskatchewan?

"Send someone to fetch us, we're in Saskatchewan..."

175 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:54:55am

re: #166 redc1c4

BTW: is everyone aware that today is a holiday?

Yep – Pi Day!

No?

Nanakshahi New Year?
Albanian Summer Day?
Andorran Constitution Day?
White Day?
Equirria?
Estonian language day?
Heroes' Day?

176 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:55:15am

re: #173 Slumbering Behemoth

I need another drink, brother. Can you help a Lizard out?

which way did you come in?

/

177 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:56:26am

re: #174 gmsc

"A bear in his natural habitat, a Studebaker."

I resemble that quote.

178 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:56:29am

re: #165 Alberta Oil Peon

Probably transportation....I was originally considering Montana, but the job prospects seem more abundant to the north-west. My understanding is that some of this is a byproduct of increased taxes/royalties in Alberta....

179 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:57:30am

I think I smell fruit pi coming!

180 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:57:31am

anyone seen LoL? she was into the scotch last i saw, and i'm hoping she can last long enough to do her thing......

181 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:58:21am

re: #179 gmsc

I think I smell fruit pi coming!

i think it;s moose turd pie.....

/dr. demento

182 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:58:33am

re: #176 redc1c4

Came in toward the left. Wanna go out toward the right.

183 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:58:35am

re: #177 Alberta Oil Peon

"A bear in his natural habitat, a Studebaker."

I resemble that quote.

Is that where all the Alberta oil goes?
;)

184 littleoldlady  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:58:57am

re: #179 gmsc

Sweetie pi!

re: #180 redc1c4

Bourbon!

/I drink American

185 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:59:05am

re: #182 Slumbering Behemoth

Came in toward the left. Wanna go out toward the right.

but more likely to wind up in the wrong.......

186 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:59:38am

re: #184 littleoldlady

Sweetie pi!

re: #180 redc1c4

Bourbon!

/I drink American

just what we need: a feisty drunk.

187 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 1:59:45am

re: #182 Slumbering Behemoth

Came in toward the left. Wanna go out toward the right.

It's 5 miles left, 5 miles right, then a mile down the road...

188 Throbert McGee  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:00:16am

re: #101 redc1c4

well, it's been fun, since the teacher specifically prohibits us from mentioning the text in our "Reading Responses".... i posted my first one to my "pathetic blog" linked to my nick here, if you're so inclined.

redc1c4: I recognized the title of the book you had to read -- Nickel Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America. Yeah, that precious parenthetic "not" is there in the title; I just checked Amazon.

Anyway, I've never read it, but I can remember reading a positive review of it -- probably in the NY Times -- and realizing that both the author Barbara Ehrenreich and the reviewer who liked it were from very, very sheltered and privileged backgrounds. What really drove it home was a pulled quote in which Ehrenreich talks about what a hardship it was having to subsist on "chili-mac-n-cheese" type casseroles, and other concoctions that millions of middle-class Americans grew up eating.

189 littleoldlady  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:00:28am

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet ----------------------->
Help yourselves!

190 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:00:29am

generic fruitcup available over there------------------->

get it before LoL grabs it for rebranding!

191 littleoldlady  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:01:13am

re: #186 redc1c4

Better than a mean drunk! :-)

red! :-)

192 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:01:32am

For Fenway, and for all pirate fans: The Last Saskatchewan Pirate.

193 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:01:39am

re: #189 littleoldlady

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet ----------------------->
Help yourselves!

Yummy! And quick!
;)

194 axegrinder  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:02:08am

just in time

195 Throbert McGee  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:02:51am

re: #188 Throbert McGee

redc1c4: I recognized the title of the book you had to read -- Nickel Dimed....

Argh! The hamsters done ate my ampersand!

196 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:03:05am

re: #178 Fenway_Nation

Probably transportation....I was originally considering Montana, but the job prospects seem more abundant to the north-west. My understanding is that some of this is a byproduct of increased taxes/royalties in Alberta....

Very true. And Saskatchewan threw out their socialist government and elected a more business-friendly bunch, too.

197 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:03:28am

re: #188 Throbert McGee

redc1c4: I recognized the title of the book you had to read -- Nickel Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America. Yeah, that precious parenthetic "not" is there in the title; I just checked Amazon.

Anyway, I've never read it, but I can remember reading a positive review of it -- probably in the NY Times -- and realizing that both the author Barbara Ehrenreich and the reviewer who liked it were from very, very sheltered and privileged backgrounds. What really drove it home was a pulled quote in which Ehrenreich talks about what a hardship it was having to subsist on "chili-mac-n-cheese" type casseroles, and other concoctions that millions of middle-class Americans grew up eating.

i can send you my copy, if you want it....... i was jealous of my contemporaries, as a kid, because they always got casseroles and hamburger helper, and all we got were roasts, steaks and chops....

poor me.

198 littleoldlady  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:04:12am

gmsc! :-)

axgrinder! :-)

re: #195 Throbert McGee

Argh! The hamsters done ate my ampersand!

Hope they at least enjoyed it. ;-)

Throbert! :-)

199 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:04:15am

re: #191 littleoldlady

Better than a mean drunk! :-)

red! :-)

i'm only mean if i can't get drunk.

200 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:04:19am

re: #183 gmsc

Is that where all the Alberta oil goes?
;)

Some of it. But it gets recycled. Studebakers mark their territory.

201 axegrinder  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:04:59am

re: #188 Throbert McGee

Hamburger helper. My mom wasn't exactly what you would call a culinary genius. But we never went hungry. Always liked sloppy joe Fridays.

202 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:05:05am

re: #195 Throbert McGee

Argh! The hamsters done ate my ampersand!

meaning they are punctilious?

203 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:05:21am

re: #185 redc1c4

but more likely to wind up in the wrong.......

Well, if I follow your directions...
/

204 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:05:43am

re: #200 Alberta Oil Peon

Some of it. But it gets recycled. Studebakers mark their territory.

careful: Avanti might show up and start posting.....

205 littleoldlady  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:05:45am

Alberta Oil Peon! :-)

Slumbering! :-)

206 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:06:37am

re: #196 Alberta Oil Peon

Very true. And Saskatchewan threw out their socialist government and elected a more business-friendly bunch, too.

Oh dear....does that mean there's socialists running the show in Alberta?

/my most favorite Canadian province that I've never been to

207 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:07:00am

re: #203 Slumbering Behemoth

Well, if I follow your directions...
/

you youngsters don't listen well, and besides, i'm going to Fiddler's Green.

208 Kragar  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:07:54am
Books won’t stay banned. They won’t burn. Ideas won’t go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor and the inquisitor have always lost. The only sure weapon against bad ideas is better ideas.

— Alfred Whitney Griswold

On the other hand, in those cases where the censors and the inquisitors have won, there is no evidence to the contrary.

209 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:08:02am

re: #204 redc1c4

careful: Avanti might show up and start posting.....

I've actually met him. He's really not a bad guy at all.

210 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:09:33am

HRH was talking about going to the range today, so maybe some sleep would be in order?

hasta, y'all......

L8r!

211 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:10:06am

re: #206 Fenway_Nation

Oh dear....does that mean there's socialists running the show in Alberta?

/my most favorite Canadian province that I've never been to

No, the Conservative Party governs in Alberta, by a huge majority. But they are trying to be all things to all people. A little too PC for my taste. But the least-worst alternative, by a long shot.

212 redc1c4  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:10:27am

re: #209 Alberta Oil Peon

I've actually met him. He's really not a bad guy at all.

well, he does a good j*b of playing an asshat on the Internet.

213 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:10:52am

re: #205 littleoldlady

Alberta Oil Peon! :-)

Slumbering! :-)

Littleoldlady! Thank you for the fruit cup.

214 littleoldlady  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:11:25am

Bye, red! :-)

Kragar! :-)

215 Pietr  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:11:42am

Thank you, LoL.....here's an oldie for todays' funny, but it fits our current Administration:

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they
decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat
down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it
through Washington, DC. and those assholes deducted $95.00 in
taxes.

216 axegrinder  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:11:42am

re: #206 Fenway_Nation

New Zealand is shaping up to be business friendly. I predict some rather large companies may repatriate there if our Government continues it's trend.

217 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:11:47am

re: #187 gmsc

What. The. Fork. The '80s were weird.
/and I miss them, in my own deranged way

218 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:12:08am

re: #209 Alberta Oil Peon

I've actually met him. He's really not a bad guy at all.

Yet more proof of the G.I.F.T.!

219 Kragar  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:12:55am

re: #214 littleoldlady

Bye, red! :-)

Kragar! :-)

Up late, got a game tomorrow evening and wrapping up getting ready for it

220 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:13:31am

re: #212 redc1c4

well, he does a good j*b of playing an asshat on the Internet.

Heh. That he does. But he takes his lumps, too, you'll notice. He may be a liberal, but he's no barking moonbat.

221 Throbert McGee  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:13:44am

re: #201 axegrinder

Hamburger helper. My mom wasn't exactly what you would call a culinary genius. But we never went hungry. Always liked sloppy joe Fridays.

I'm pretty close to being a culinary genius (my Kitchen IQ is 167), but I still like making and eating the simple stuff. I usually start with Mac'n'Cheese as a base, then combine with a generous glorp from an open jar of spaghetti sauce in the fridge, then add kidney beans and/or browned ground beef.

222 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:13:58am

re: #205 littleoldlady

Big Hugs. How is the Little (not so) Old Lady?

223 littleoldlady  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:15:14am

Pietr! :-)

224 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:16:17am

re: #216 axegrinder

New Zealand is shaping up to be business friendly. I predict some rather large companies may repatriate there if our Government continues it's trend.

The WSJ was just talking about that recently.

Watch - They'll recover faster and better than the US, and 0bama will take the credit somehow.

225 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:16:24am

re: #211 Alberta Oil Peon

*Whew!* I think Afrocity was mulling over places to move to outside of Chicago the other night, but came up with four or five cities that were just crawling w/moonbats (Portland, OR, the SF Bay area, Seattle, NYC or Denver) which made me wonder what the point was....

I thought Denver was more or less up for grabs, but some Colorado lizards informed me otherwise.

226 littleoldlady  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:16:49am

Kragar,

I knew it was something special. You're never here at this time. :-)

re: #222 Slumbering Behemoth

I guess I'm okay. About to get older. :-/

/beats the heck out of the alternative, right?

227 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:17:33am

re: #218 gmsc

Yet more proof of the G.I.F.T.!

A lot of truth in that. But Avanti isn't really all that anonymous. He links to his Website, which identifies him by name, and location. Click on his name sometime.

228 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:19:29am

re: #221 Throbert McGee

I'm pretty close to being a culinary genius (my Kitchen IQ is 167), but I still like making and eating the simple stuff. I usually start with Mac'n'Cheese as a base, then combine with a generous glorp from an open jar of spaghetti sauce in the fridge, then add kidney beans and/or browned ground beef.

You need something from each of the major food groups, protein, grease, and alcohol in every meal.

229 Kragar  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:20:17am

Spent the last 6 hours detailing 100+ infantry models, 7 tank models, 10 recon unit models, 1 super heavy tank model, 5 assassins and one inquistor fire support squad. Luckily I've avoided glue my fingers together tonight.

230 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:20:55am

re: #225 Fenway_Nation

Forgot to add that I'd hate to see Calgary or Edmonton go the way of Seattle or San Francisco.

231 axegrinder  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:21:26am

re: #221 Throbert McGee

I discovered that gourmet translates quite often into expensive. So I too appreciate fried hamburgers with onions and green peppers shoved up in 'em and beans and rice.
After buyin rice-a-roni I discovered how to make my own rice taste pretty good. The trick is to eat it 1 or 2 hours before a run or heavy work out to sweat out all the salt. I adore salt and all spices salty.

232 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:21:58am

re: #225 Fenway_Nation

*Whew!* I think Afrocity was mulling over places to move to outside of Chicago the other night, but came up with four or five cities that were just crawling w/moonbats (Portland, OR, the SF Bay area, Seattle, NYC or Denver) which made me wonder what the point was....

I thought Denver was more or less up for grabs, but some Colorado lizards informed me otherwise.

If you decide to visit Saskatchewan, you would be welcome to stay at my place on the way through. I am in south-central Alberta, within a day's drive of both Regina and Saskatoon.

233 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:23:09am

re: #217 Slumbering Behemoth

What. The. Fork. The '80s were weird.
/and I miss them, in my own deranged way

That was from Square One TV. What Sesame Street was to letters, and The Electric Company was to words, Square One TV was to math.

The 30-minutes show would be about 20 minutes of songs and sketches about various mathematical concepts, concluded by 10 minutes of "MathNet" – a Dragnet parody about 2 cops who investigate crimes mathematically.

234 trigger girlie  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:23:57am

who is this Avanti person? Damn, I havent been on here in a while...


my nemesis for a while on here was Grumpy Old Dog, or somethin rather. He kept claiming that i'm not from Russia, not a female, and in general not who I claim to be. Is he still around?

235 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:26:49am

re: #166 redc1c4

Every day should be a holiday.

236 axegrinder  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:27:37am

re: #229 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Last time I spent 6 hours detailing models I blew 2 grand in an all night modeling studio. Viagra rules.

237 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:27:50am

re: #234 trigger girlie

who is this Avanti person? Damn, I havent been on here in a while...

my nemesis for a while on here was Grumpy Old Dog, or somethin rather. He kept claiming that i'm not from Russia, not a female, and in general not who I claim to be. Is he still around?

I know who you mean, TG, but the exact nic escapes me.

Avanti is LGF's token Liberal football. He tends to take the Devil's advocate role, but without the snark we've come to expect from Cognito.

238 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:28:41am

re: #226 littleoldlady

Every day above ground, Lady. Every day above ground.

239 trigger girlie  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:28:46am

re: #237 Alberta Oil Peon

I see, thanks for clarification

240 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:28:48am

re: #235 Slumbering Behemoth

Every day should be a holiday.

If you type any day into wikipedia, wait for that day's page to come up, and then click on Holidays and Observances, you'll see that every day is a holiday somewhere!

(Example: March 15th – yes, I know it's tomorrow)

241 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:29:04am

re: #236 axegrinder

Last time I spent 6 hours detailing models I blew 2 grand in an all night modeling studio. Viagra rules.

LOL!

242 Kragar  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:29:13am

re: #236 axegrinder

Last time I spent 6 hours detailing models I blew 2 grand in an all night modeling studio. Viagra rules.

I didn't need the viagra or the 2 grand last time I was in that situation

243 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:30:01am

re: #240 gmsc

If you type any day into wikipedia, wait for that day's page to come up, and then click on Holidays and Observances, you'll see that every day is a holiday somewhere!

(Example: March 15th – yes, I know it's tomorrow)

Beware the Ides of March!

244 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:30:47am

re: #243 Alberta Oil Peon

Beware the Ides of March!

I was just looking at that page, and thinking the same thing!

245 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:32:21am

re: #232 Alberta Oil Peon

Cardston? Lethbridge?

Appreciate the offer, although I'm not sure about going all the way to sasketchewan. I did check out some travel books about Montana and the
Canadian Rockies from the library....so I might wind up going there on vacation at some point.

246 littleoldlady  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:33:30am

re: #238 Slumbering Behemoth

Every day above ground, Lady. Every day above ground.

Does it count if I'm above ground but under water?

;-)

247 axegrinder  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:33:38am

re: #242 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Well, I was just being funny. Never tried the stuff and I'm too cheap to blow that much cash on anything I can't drive away in.

248 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:34:53am
"I request the U.S. to maintain its good credit, to honor its promises and to guarantee the safety of China's assets."

So what and when does the collateral come due and what will our Commie-and-Thief relinquish and demand of the American people?

Morning folks.

249 Kragar  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:35:04am

re: #247 axegrinder

Well, I was just being funny.

So was I.

/mostly ;)

250 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:35:37am

re: #246 littleoldlady

Does it count if I'm above ground but under water?

;-)

Does this answer your question?

251 Panhandler  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:35:53am

re: #234 trigger girlie

trigger - Grumpy Big Dog Johnson had your best interests at heart, or so he inferred.

252 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:36:10am

Huh...even after the exchange rate, a meter reader in Saskatoon earns more than a meter reader in Riverside, CA.

253 Pietr  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:37:13am

98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying.

The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make
her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her
some warm milk to drink but she refused it.

One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen
and remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey received
as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and
poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to
her lips. Mother sniffed at it and drank a little, then a
little more and before they knew it, she had drunk
the whole glass down to the last drop.

"Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "please give
us some wisdom before you pass on to your heavenly
reward."

She struggled to raise herself up in bed and said,
" Don 't sell that cow!"

254 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:38:06am

re: #245 Fenway_Nation

Cardston? Lethbridge?

Appreciate the offer, although I'm not sure about going all the way to sasketchewan. I did check out some travel books about Montana and the
Canadian Rockies from the library....so I might wind up going there on vacation at some point.

Cardston is in the far South of Alberta, not far from Chief Mountain in Glacier National Park in Montana. It is a largely Mormon town, and was the birthplace of Fay Wray, who played King Kong's squeeze in the original movie (1933).

Lethbridge is further north and east of Cardston, but still in deep southern Alberta. It's a good 3 hour road trip for me to go there. If you drew a line between Drumheller and Red Deer, the middle of it would fall near my place.

255 littleoldlady  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:40:14am

re: #248 aboo-Hoo-Hoo

aboo! :-)

I understand that they've been buying up U.S. physical assets (real estate, businesses, etc) like gangbusters.

/hedging their bets

And to think I used to worry about the Saudis...

256 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:40:42am

re: #254 Alberta Oil Peon


OK- so you'd more or less be between Edmonton and Calgary....but not neccecarily along Highway 2.

257 littleoldlady  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:40:48am

re: #250 gmsc

OH! My FAVORITE! :-)

258 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:41:47am

re: #243 Alberta Oil Peon

Beware the Ides of March!

The what now?

259 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:42:23am

re: #256 Fenway_Nation

OK- so you'd more or less be between Edmonton and Calgary....but not neccecarily along Highway 2.

That's right. 30-odd miles East of Highway 2.

I can get from home to Calgary in 80 minutes.

260 axegrinder  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:42:38am

re: #247 axegrinder

Well, I was just being funny. Never tried the stuff and I'm too cheap to blow that much cash on anything I can't drive away in.

I was gonnare: #254 Alberta Oil Peon

I used to day dream about buying some property on a lake somewhere in Canada or maybe Alaska and building a cabin on it and maybe living there for a while in the summer. Someplace secluded and only accessible by air. How are property values holding out up there?

261 Panhandler  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:43:08am

re: #254 Alberta Oil Peon

Cardston is in the far South of Alberta, not far from Chief Mountain in Glacier National Park in Montana. It is a largely Mormon town, and was the birthplace of Fay Wray, who played King Kong's squeeze in the original movie (1933).

Lethbridge is further north and east of Cardston, but still in deep southern Alberta. It's a good 3 hour road trip for me to go there. If you drew a line between Drumheller and Red Deer, the middle of it would fall near my place.

"I'll take Three Hills for $100 Alex

262 trigger girlie  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:43:26am

re: #251 Panhandler

the whole thing was odd; I dont see how he did tho

263 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:43:37am

re: #258 Slumbering Behemoth

The what now?

The Ides – as opposed to the Nones or the Kalends.
;)

264 Panhandler  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:45:12am

re: #262 trigger girlie

the whole thing was odd; I dont see how he did tho


Sorry Trigger. forgot the /

265 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:47:20am

re: #258 Slumbering Behemoth

The what now?

Studio track.

266 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:47:24am

re: #259 Alberta Oil Peon

Nice....I missed out on the opportunity to flu up and catch a Bruins/Flames game at the Saddledome in October B.0. [Before 0bama]. Is it true that PennGrowth Enegry has the naming rights now?

Having said that, catching a Flames/Oilers game The Battle For Alberta is somewhere in the top 10 of my sports 'bucket list'.

267 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:48:08am

re: #255 littleoldlady

aboo! :-)

I understand that they've been buying up U.S. physical assets (real estate, businesses, etc) like gangbusters.

/hedging their bets

And to think I used to worry about the Saudis...

Good morning Lol :-)

Don't worry the Saudi's are going to want their piece of the action also. In fact, I expect there's a line forming outside Obummer's door, pretty much, as we type. ...and we all know how much Obummer likes to share the wealth.

268 trigger girlie  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:48:18am

re: #264 Panhandler

lol, NOW it all makes sense :)

there were days when he was nice. I just don't know what the deal was

/I am at work, its 4 47 am, and the front doors just opened slowly, then closed...hmmm

269 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:49:37am

Here's great song by an Alberta country musician, Corb Lund. He's the real deal; actually he has worked as a rodeo cowboy, and comes from a ranching family. Five Dollar Bill

270 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:49:39am

Er...FLY

*pimf*

271 gmsc  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:51:18am

Good night, all!

272 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:51:40am

re: #261 Panhandler

"I'll take Three Hills for $100 Alex

Pretty close, but no cigar. I'm not really in a town. Three Hills is the seat of Kneehill County, and I'm in that county.

273 axegrinder  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:51:54am

re: #269 Alberta Oil Peon

Isn't Gordon Lightfoot from up there as well?

274 Panhandler  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:52:30am

re: #268 trigger girlie
Slooowly she turned, step by step -----

275 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:52:41am

re: #268 trigger girlie

Still looking at the wrong clock. It's only 2:49 am.

/the doors... birds and breezes can effect automatic doors.

276 axegrinder  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:53:50am

Or it could be a poltergeist...

There HEEERREEEE!

277 littleoldlady  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:54:17am

re: #267 aboo-Hoo-Hoo

We welcome our new (old) overlords.

They can buy up all the overpasses, for all I care, as long as we still have the underpasses...

:-/

278 littleoldlady  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:55:00am

'Night, gmsc! :-)

279 Panhandler  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:56:37am

re: #277 littleoldlady

Dang, they must have just opened, that's the cleanest carpet I've ever seen at a chinese buffet. They'll learn.

280 Pietr  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:56:51am

re: #270 Fenway_Nation

Er...FLY

*pimf*

I always look at the keyboard when I see a typo like that, Fenway-and never give peeps crap for a typo (except when I'm messing around/being punny). I will occasionally correct a misspelling, tho.........:>))

281 axegrinder  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:57:30am

re: #277 littleoldlady

oH MAN! I love buffets. Love them fried biscuits with the cream cheese in the center. Pile 'em on!

282 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:57:40am

re: #260 axegrinder

I was gonnare: #254 Alberta Oil Peon

I used to day dream about buying some property on a lake somewhere in Canada or maybe Alaska and building a cabin on it and maybe living there for a while in the summer. Someplace secluded and only accessible by air. How are property values holding out up there?

I think some of the urban homes in the bigger cities have taken a dive. My own place, I just had appraised a couple of weeks ago, and it's worth about double what I paid for in 1998, but I have put some money into it as well.

I'm currently working at a site near Dawson Creek, B.C. I should go pick up a local real estate rag and see what bush quarters are going for around here. I know there are a few private lots on lakes with fly-in only access, but that's a rare thing. Lots have to be surveyed. But you can sure find bush quarters all across the northern part of western Canada, and some of that can be pretty doggone remote.

283 littleoldlady  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:57:58am

Panhandler! :-)

Yeah, my family hasn't arrived yet.

/obviously.

;-)

284 trigger girlie  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:57:59am

re: #276 axegrinder

No, actually it was a buncha thugs with their pants down, arguing with a cab driver about how much to pay.

I had to tell them to STFU cause ppl are still asleep, and close the doors.

Arghh...I really hate weekends

285 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 2:58:38am

re: #273 axegrinder

Isn't Gordon Lightfoot from up there as well?

He comes from Ontario, not sure what town. He is supposed to be doing some concert dates in Alberta soon.

286 axegrinder  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:01:01am

re: #284 trigger girlie

Pants down? There has to be more to this story.

287 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:02:09am

re: #266 Fenway_Nation

Nice....I missed out on the opportunity to flu up and catch a Bruins/Flames game at the Saddledome in October B.0. [Before 0bama]. Is it true that PennGrowth Enegry has the naming rights now?

Having said that, catching a Flames/Oilers game The Battle For Alberta is somewhere in the top 10 of my sports 'bucket list'.

Yeah, it's called the Penngrowth Saddledome now. As much as I'm in favor of private enterprise financing such things, the "naming rights" thing ticks me off. Why not just call it the Calgary Saddledome, underwritten by Penngrowth Energy?

288 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:04:08am

re: #277 littleoldlady

LOL.

A real quick question with bonus points(a free meal at the above noted buffet before heading out to the re-education camp) if anyone can remember: Did Obama swear to 'defend' the Constitution of the United States or swear to 'auction' the Constitution of the United States?

...and please, do have a wonderful day.

289 axegrinder  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:05:08am

re: #287 Alberta Oil Peon

Beats our baseball park's name. Minute Maid Park anyone? Although I guess it's better then what it used to me called. Enron Field.

290 littleoldlady  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:05:16am

re: #288 aboo-Hoo-Hoo

Why not? We're not using it...

291 Panhandler  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:06:26am

re: #287 Alberta Oil Peon

Yeah, it's called the Penngrowth Saddledome now. As much as I'm in favor of private enterprise financing such things, the "naming rights" thing ticks me off. Why not just call it the Calgary Saddledome, underwritten by Penngrowth Energy?

Hey, Penngrowth isn't Tommy Hilfinger. How many people would buy a "Penngrowth" shirt - no product identification that way. If you fund it, you can name it ( See Kennedy, Edward).

292 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:07:26am

re: #289 axegrinder

Beats our baseball park's name. Minute Maid Park anyone? Although I guess it's better then what it used to me called. Enron Field.

I miss the old stadium names. They had character, and you immediately knew, from the name of the field, what city it was in. Those corporate names could be in Anywheresville.

293 Pietr  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:07:28am

I'm slow tonight-G'night, gmsc......

294 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:08:53am

re: #287 Alberta Oil Peon

It's rare for a big sports venue here to NOT have a corporate name. Fenway Park, Madison Square Garden, Dodger Stadium, Joe Lewis Arena and Yankee Stadium are some of the notable exceptions.

Even though it's had the same name for more than 9 decades, Chicago's Wrigley Field was named after then-owner and chewing gum mangate William Wrigley Jr.

295 Panhandler  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:09:52am

Oh oh, some large men in dark glasses are going to be knocking on Chris Muir's door. Stoner

296 Killian Bundy  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:10:37am

Speaker Pelosi: I am not partisan

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) is denying Republican claims that she is partisan, saying she has been open to GOP ideas.

In an interview with Charlie Rose on Friday, Pelosi was asked what is the most unfair and misleading impression of her. Pelosi initially said she doesn’t think about it, but when pressed, the Speaker took on her Republican critics.

“There seems to -- some people think there seems to be a market for saying that I am very partisan, and that I don't give the Republicans their opportunity. That simply is not true. They know in this recovery package that we had, we ask them what they wanted. They wanted certain things in there.”

/she said with a permanently straight face

297 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:11:37am

Err....magnate

Maybe it's time for me to get some shuteye....

298 littleoldlady  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:11:47am

re: #296 Killian Bundy

She PAID for that face!

299 Panhandler  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:12:15am

re: #298 littleoldlady

She PAID for that face!

WE PAID FOR THAT FACE!

300 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:13:50am

re: #291 Panhandler

Hey, Penngrowth isn't Tommy Hilfinger. How many people would buy a "Penngrowth" shirt - no product identification that way. If you fund it, you can name it ( See Kennedy, Edward).

I'm waiting for the "Your Corporate Name Here" stadium to be built.

You know, some fun could be had by making up fake corporate venue names.

Lemmesee...Bill Gates buys, the KingDome, and renames it the Microdome?

301 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:15:04am

re: #300 Alberta Oil Peon

I'm waiting for the "Your Corporate Name Here" stadium to be built.

You know, some fun could be had by making up fake corporate venue names.

Lemmesee...Bill Gates buys, the KingDome, and renames it the Microdome?

Even Bill Gates couldn't buy something that was demolished 10 years ago.

302 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:17:14am

Hmm.....if 0bama's such a big Bulls fan, maybe the naming rights for the united center in Chicago can be renegotiated.

Or better yet- the naming rights for the team itself could be up for negotiation.

The Chicago Bulls Brought To You By Halliburton

303 Panhandler  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:18:25am

re: #300 Alberta Oil Peon

Ben and Jerry buy the rights to the Superdome, rename it Almond Mocha Oreo Swirl Tub.

304 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:18:51am

re: #294 Fenway_Nation

It's rare for a big sports venue here to NOT have a corporate name. Fenway Park, Madison Square Garden, Dodger Stadium, Joe Lewis Arena and Yankee Stadium are some of the notable exceptions.

Even though it's had the same name for more than 9 decades, Chicago's Wrigley Field was named after then-owner and chewing gum mangate William Wrigley Jr.

But Wrigley built the place didn't he? That gives him naming rights, in my book. What sticks in my craw is existing venues whoring themselves out to corporations for a handout.

If Exxon ponies up all the coin to build a new ballpark in, say, Houston, they can call it Exxon Stadium with my blessing, because they've earned it.

305 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:20:57am

re: #302 Fenway_Nation

Hmm.....if 0bama's such a big Bulls fan, maybe the naming rights for the united center in Chicago can be renegotiated.

Or better yet- the naming rights for the team itself could be up for negotiation.

The Chicago Bulls Brought To You By Halliburton

I'm liking that! Truly evil!

I used to work for Halliburton. At least Halliburton bought out the company I was working for at the time.

306 Pietr  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:22:00am

re: #296 Killian Bundy

“There seems to -- some people think there seems to be a market for saying that I am very partisan, and that I don't give the Republicans their opportunity. That simply is not true. They know in this recovery package that we had, we ask them what they wanted. They wanted certain things in there.”


But she didn't finish the statement making it a 'lie by omission'-she needed to say next, "But we couldn't allow those things to be included, or addressed".....

307 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:22:01am

re: #303 Panhandler

Heard on the radio awhile ago what sounded like one of the Blue Collar Comedy guys bemoaning the shifting priorities in NASCAR Sponsorship starting with the renaming of the Winston Cup series....

"We don't call it that no more- it's now the Kotex 400."
"Really? How'd you manage to get tickets to that?"
"Had to pull some strings...."

308 axegrinder  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:22:23am

re: #304 Alberta Oil Peon

The city ends up paying most of the money for the stadium. That's why we lost the Oilers; then Mayor Bob was stingy on the new digs so Bud skipped town with our boys. They went to the superbowl the next season as the Titans and we paid for the new stadium for the Texans anyway. Such is life.

309 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:22:45am

re: #303 Panhandler

Ben and Jerry buy the rights to the Superdome, rename it Almond Mocha Oreo Swirl Tub.

That'd go over real well in a chocolate city, wouldn't it?

310 Panhandler  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:23:22am

re: #307 Fenway_Nation

Sorry, too tired to GROOAAN.

311 axegrinder  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:23:36am

re: #306 Pietr

A lot of those earmarks in the latest omnibus go to Repubs. Greed is bipartisan.

312 Panhandler  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:23:59am

re: #309 Alberta Oil Peon

Nobody ever said you weren't quick AOP.

313 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:24:54am

re: #305 Alberta Oil Peon

I'm liking that! Truly evil!

I used to work for Halliburton. At least Halliburton bought out the company I was working for at the time.

Were they as eeeeeeevil as advertised?

I heard Professional Drilling Services brought out Grey Wolf at the end of last year.

/observations as a possible investor, not oilfield worker

314 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:26:16am

Well, I have to hit the rack for a few hours. My eyelids are getting droopy. It's been a fun evening, thanks to the fine company here. Keep well, all of you.

315 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:27:38am

re: #314 Alberta Oil Peon


G'nite! Don't let the typos bite!

316 Pietr  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:28:36am

re: #311 axegrinder

A lot of those earmarks in the latest omnibus go to Repubs. Greed is bipartisan.

You're talking the budget bill, right? The stimulus had no input from Repubs, except for a CERTAIN 3 Senators, from all I've read. But, I agree, and ranted a bit earlier on another thread, "GREED is Bi-Partisan"......

317 axegrinder  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:29:03am

re: #314 Alberta Oil Peon

thx for the info on property. I'm going to do some research. nite.

318 Pietr  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:29:41am

re: #314 Alberta Oil Peon

L8trs, AOP........

319 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:30:19am

re: #313 Fenway_Nation

Were they as eeeeeeevil as advertised?

I heard Professional Drilling Services brought out Grey Wolf at the end of last year.

/observations as a possible investor, not oilfield worker

Not that I noticed. I went on to greener pastures before everything there (Sperry-Sun Drilling Services) got re-branded under the Halliburton logo. I still keep in touch with my former supervisor there from time to time, though.

Not familiar with Grey Wolf, or Professional Drilling Services. Is the latter a division of Precision Drilling, by any chance?

320 axegrinder  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:30:35am

re: #316 Pietr

Yes, your right. I hope those 3 are being ostracized but it's more likely they're the toast of the town.

321 axegrinder  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:32:56am

re: #319 Alberta Oil Peon

I think the current admin. is scaring investors away from anything drilling right now. It's very good time to buy but I'd stick with the drill makers rather then the operators. We'll have to drill eventually, that's for certain.

322 spinmore  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:33:14am

(As I prepare to make my AM DD coffee run. Of course the Mrs. gets one also - even though she's still 'sawin' wood')

When burning books is no longer fashionable; there's always the "Fairness Doctrine"

323 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:33:55am

re: #319 Alberta Oil Peon

Yes- they are Precision drilling. I typed 'Professional' just to keep you on your toes :}

Not that it's getting past 4 AM and my already questionable typing skills have diminished further....

324 Pietr  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:35:32am

re: #320 axegrinder

Specter will probably have an RNC backed opponent to face in his next election. The wife's family and our Pa friends say they'll never vote for him again. The other 2, I couldn't say for sure-it seems unlikely, given that they are East coast......

325 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:36:21am

Monkey3 is the straight, bad ass dope.

Electric Mistress

G'nite Lizards.

326 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:41:19am

re: #321 axegrinder

The aforementioned Precision Drilling Trust is in the toilet right now, but could be worthwhile as a speculative pick. I'm not sure how safe that dividend is, tho'.

I think with Calgary-based Precision's acquisition of Grey Wolf, they significantly increased their presence in the USA and by extention, their vulnerability to Hussein Dolt's policies.

327 axegrinder  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:42:36am

re: #325 Slumbering Behemoth

Not bad. But I'm more of a Gov't Mule fan.

328 axegrinder  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:47:27am

re: #326 Fenway_Nation

Damn good p/e ratio. I'll take a closer look. One thing that is sure is that oil will go up again at some point and we'll have a business friendly admin. at some point. Then, if it's still around-the price will take off.

dj

329 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:48:44am

re: #328 axegrinder


Profit-to-earnings?

/BWA-HA-HA! Couldn't resist.

330 axegrinder  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:52:16am

re: #329 Fenway_Nation

Yeah, what a putz.

331 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:55:04am

Well.....I making almost as many gaffes as Hussein Dolt. Probably a sign that I should get some shuteye.

'Night axe!
'Night slumbering!
'Night any lizards who are lurking!

332 Crux Australis  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:56:23am

If God created the universe "perfect" why are the Milky Way and the Andromeda galaxies going to collide in about 5 billion years?

A question asked by a YECer or YUCer on another forum. Anyone up for an answer?

333 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 3:58:50am

re: #332 Crux Australis

'Cuz fireworks are fun.
//

Okay, now I am really out. G'nite Lizards.

334 golly  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 4:08:49am

re: #332 Crux Australis

Who is to say what "perfection" is. Stasis is not perfection, it's stasis. A dynamic universe or system contains collisions, destuction, rebirth, death and competition. A good mental exercise is to try to imagine a system that works, grows and is self-sustaining that doesn't contain such elements.

335 spinmore  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 4:27:25am

Hey - Where'd everybody go? The Right-Coast is just getting started.

336 golly  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 4:30:26am

re: #335 spinmore

Do you mean the East Coast Deadthreaders?

337 spinmore  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 4:33:40am

re: #336 golly

I'm sorry, as a "hatchling" - I'll need to look that one up.
I did laugh, but not sure why.

338 golly  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 4:36:37am

re: #337 spinmore

It's something I coined for myself ages ago, but I have never used it until today. Somewhere I even have a biker style Tshirt design made up. It is not accepted LGF terminology -- yet.

339 Spiritualized  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 4:43:00am

Obama's Poll Numbers Are Falling to Earth

Polling data show that Mr. Obama's approval rating is dropping and is below where George W. Bush was in an analogous period in 2001. Rasmussen Reports data shows that Mr. Obama's net presidential approval rating -- which is calculated by subtracting the number who strongly disapprove from the number who strongly approve -- is just six, his lowest rating to date.

Overall, Rasmussen Reports shows a 56%-43% approval, with a third strongly disapproving of the president's performance.

And this is with the MSM covering his ass.

340 [deleted]  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 4:48:22am
341 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 4:50:42am

9 nations agree on plan to stem arms flow to Gaza

[Link: www.haaretz.com...]

Yeah swell, wonderful, great but get this:

"But states are not obliged to join any particular action and the diplomat said that naval vessels would not use force."

Typical Bullshit or what?

342 [deleted]  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 4:55:32am
343 Spiritualized  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:17:05am

Prominent Scientist Tells Congress: Earth in 'CO2 Famine'

"Many people don't realize that over geological time, we're really in a CO2 famine now. Almost never has CO2 levels been as low as it has been in the Holocene (geologic epoch) – 280 (parts per million - ppm) – that's unheard of. Most of the time [CO2 levels] have been at least 1000 (ppm) and it's been quite higher than that," Happer told the Senate Committee.

"Earth was just fine in those times," Happer added. "The oceans were fine, plants grew, animals grew fine. So it's baffling to me that we're so frightened of getting nowhere close to where we started," Happer explained. Happer also noted that "the number of [skeptical scientists] with the courage to speak out is growing" and he warned "children should not be force-fed propaganda, masquerading as science."

344 monkeytime  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:17:24am

Glad I don't live there!

Ill Tax May Jump 50%

345 ciaospirit  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:17:49am

Let's give ACORN more money so they can harass more Americans.

Arpaio protest takes on new tone

by JJ Hensley - Mar. 11, 2009 02:16 PM
The Arizona Republic

It was the standard protest outside Sheriff Joe Arpaio's office, with a twist.

Instead of the anger that colors most of the demonstrations, there was an air of pride in the crowd of about 50 people gathered outside the Wells Fargo Building in downtown Phoenix on Wednesday.

With the Department of Justice's announcement on Tuesday that the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office was under investigation for discriminating in their police practices, activists who have protested Arpaio's policies for more than a year felt like their work had finally paid off.

"We made it, congratulations," said Teresa Castro, a political organizer with Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now.

"I know it's only one step," the ACORN leader was quick to add.

The issue facing the protestors now, said Randy Parraz, an organizer with Maricopa Citizens for Safety and Accountability, is how to build on this momentum in the coming year.

"This is a short-term victory. Our work is not done," Parraz said. "We have to continue to apply the pressure from the bottom up."

To that end, Parraz said organizers are coordinating a "week of action" to coincide with the March birth of the late labor leader Cesar Chavez that would include protests and fasting.

346 Chicago Blonde  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:20:55am

re: #344 monkeytime

Glad I don't live there!

Ill Tax May Jump 50%

Ugh.
Good morning anyway, everyone.

347 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:21:35am

Just a wee bit hung over.... please... don't type in all caps!

348 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:21:50am

re: #344 monkeytime

Glad I don't live there!

Ill Tax May Jump 50%

Ya mean i should be "Happy" I live in Joosey?

349 Chicago Blonde  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:22:09am

Morning FBV!

But did you have fun? :)

350 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:24:09am

Oh, goody. Rod Blagojevitch complained that the state senate and house were "out to get him" because they wanted to raise taxes and he didn't. Now that he's out and Pat Quinn is governor, they have an $11 billion shortfall they have to fix.

Why can't they reduce spending by half--$5.5 billion--and then only increase taxes to make up the other half? Then everyone, including the house and senate and government, will really be sharing the suffering.

Morning, everyone.

351 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:25:04am

re: #349 Chicago Blonde

Morning FBV!

But did you have fun? :)

I'm sorry, but what is this "fun" you speak of? I'm exhausted from recaulking the bathroom and kitchen yesterday, and I get to put everything back today. And what do I do? I wake up before the alarm. That ain't right.

352 Chicago Blonde  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:25:11am

re: #350 vxbush

Why can't they reduce spending by half--$5.5 billion--and then only increase taxes to make up the other half? Then everyone, including the house and senate and government, will really be sharing the suffering.

But that would make too much sense!

Morning, vxbush!

353 ciaospirit  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:25:28am

re: #343 Spiritualized

Prominent Scientist Tells Congress: Earth in 'CO2 Famine'

Al Gore ought to be shackled. Where's the Senate Judiciary Committee? Where's Senator Conyers? Oh, they're busy persecuting a sheriff.

‘The increase of CO2 is not a cause for alarm and will be good for mankind’

‘Children should not be force-fed propaganda, masquerading as science’

354 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:26:15am

re: #352 Chicago Blonde

But that would make too much sense!

Morning, vxbush!

Morning to you too! Yes, sense is greatly missing in government at all levels these days. Too bad we don't have a pill for it. That's one medication that would be required for all politicians!

I don't suppose we can suggest to Eli Lilly or Pfizer to start looking for it?

355 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:26:35am

Huckabee on FOX this morning. This guy is on TV more than ED McMahon was at his peak. Why I don't know?

356 Chicago Blonde  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:26:54am

re: #351 vxbush

Oh man. Do you have a day this weekend where you get to rest? Or is "rest" not on the menu?

357 Crux Australis  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:28:56am

It boggles my mind why Americans and Republicans in particular allow ACORN to exist. All future elections are bogus to say the least if ACORN is allowed to interfere in the electoral process.

What are conservatives doing about it?

358 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:29:37am

re: #356 Chicago Blonde

Oh man. Do you have a day this weekend where you get to rest? Or is "rest" not on the menu?

Well, I took some time off because I had things that I just couldn't seem to get to on the weekends, and that caulking had been staring me in the face for weeks and weeks. And I couldn't take it anymore.

So I pulled and scraped out the old caulk in both places, and of course moved everything out of the way so we could do the caulking. Then the hubby did the bathroom and I did the kitchen.

It's mostly dry, but still a bit soft in places based on my test caulk I pushed out on to a piece of plastic. We won't be able to shower until very late in the day.

359 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:30:10am

LA ends free pet sterilization program

[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

They should institute a Free "Liberal" sterilization program.

360 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:31:10am

re: #349 Chicago Blonde

Morning FBV!

But did you have fun? :)

Headed out to a wake, couldn't find anyone who died, so just sat around and drank anyway.

Had a ball.

361 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:31:53am

re: #359 Nevergiveup

LA ends free pet sterilization program

[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

They should institute a Free "Liberal" sterilization program.

You know, if I wasn't worried about it being completely politicized, I would suggest that depending on who is in power in state government, the opposition party should have a public review board independent of the government whose sole job is to identify programs and policies that are wasting state money and that should be stopped. Things like this would be at the top of my list!

362 abaleh  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:32:41am

Today is Einstein's 130th birthday.
Happy Birthday!

363 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:33:53am

re: #362 abaleh

Today is Einstein's 130th birthday.
Happy Birthday!

I want to make a joke based on the Ides of March, but nothing is coming. It's too early.

364 Chicago Blonde  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:34:34am

re: #358 vxbush

and that caulking had been staring me in the face for weeks and weeks. And I couldn't take it anymore.

Ah, yes. Like I heard the ugly wallpaper in our bathroom yelling until I tore it down.

365 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:35:59am

re: #364 Chicago Blonde

Ah, yes. Like I heard the ugly wallpaper in our bathroom yelling until I tore it down.

Exactly! Of course, when I tried to do that, I discovered that the wallpaper had been attached with superglue. There was absolutely no way to pull it off. I had to hire guys to come in and replace the drywall. Yes, seriously. It was that bad.

366 Chicago Blonde  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:40:09am

re: #365 vxbush

Arrggh! I'm sorry. I was able to get ours off but it took forever. The walls are now blue.

A friend of mine bought a house with that horrid 70s-era flocked and metallic wallpaper surgically attached to the hallway. She just had someone wall over it. The results were gorgeous but I know her wallet took a hit.

367 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:42:39am

re: #366 Chicago Blonde

Arrggh! I'm sorry. I was able to get ours off but it took forever. The walls are now blue.

A friend of mine bought a house with that horrid 70s-era flocked and metallic wallpaper surgically attached to the hallway. She just had someone wall over it. The results were gorgeous but I know her wallet took a hit.

I told my husband last night that I really wished I knew how to do more stuff around the house, like replacing flooring, cabinets, plumbing, electrical--you name it. Computers I can take apart and put back together, but I'm never quite sure that I'm doing things "right" when it comes to house stuff.

368 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:44:35am

re: #367 vxbush

I told my husband last night that I really wished I knew how to do more stuff around the house, like replacing flooring, cabinets, plumbing, electrical--you name it. Computers I can take apart and put back together, but I'm never quite sure that I'm doing things "right" when it comes to house stuff.

Rule one for electrical stuff: Try real hard NOT to burn the house down.

369 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:46:31am

re: #368 Nevergiveup

Rule one for electrical stuff: Try real hard NOT to burn the house down.

Good rule! We have a friend who is an electrician, and while he's got a great big heart, he's also an hour away now. I just can't steal him for a day to come over and show me what I need to do.

370 Chicago Blonde  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:46:35am

re: #367 vxbush

re: #368 Nevergiveup

So far I've not wielded anything more powerful than a paintbrush and one of those wall scorers for wallpaper removal. I should do a tile backsplash in my kitchen but I'm apprehensive.

371 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:50:03am

Morning everyone!

372 reine.de.tout  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:51:03am

re: #361 vxbush

You know, if I wasn't worried about it being completely politicized, I would suggest that depending on who is in power in state government, the opposition party should have a public review board independent of the government whose sole job is to identify programs and policies that are wasting state money and that should be stopped. Things like this would be at the top of my list!

Here's the "problem" for state governments, and the dilemma for legislators:
The money being spent funds certain programs and services in various areas of the state.
In order to reduce spending, some programs and services must be cut out altogether, or reduced or cut in certain areas of the state.
The people in those areas raise holy hell to their legislators, who want to be reelected. So it is NOT in the interest of those legislators to actually reduce or cut things that will adversely affect their areas of the state.

In Louisiana, for many years, the thing was driver's license offices. Every little podunk town had a driver's license office, with one employee, staffed full-time. They might have one or two renewals or licenses a week.

Every time the legislature talked about closing those offices and consolidating driver's license operations into fewer offices located in the larger towns - well, you wouldn't believe the hue and cry. So for many years, these little offices stayed open WHEN THEY WEREN'T REALLY NECESSARY.

I like your idea of a public review board independent of the government.

373 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:52:04am

re: #368 Nevergiveup

Rule one for electrical stuff: Try real hard NOT to burn the house down.

Yipes, one can do almost anything around the house themselves with a good book on it, but stay away from anything electrical. that shit can kill you instantly, and if it does not, it will maim you horribly for life. It is always worth hiring an electrician

374 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:52:14am

re: #370 Chicago Blonde

What's the worst that could happen?

375 reine.de.tout  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:54:08am

re: #373 CapeCoddah

Yipes, one can do almost anything around the house themselves with a good book on it, but stay away from anything electrical. that shit can kill you instantly, and if it does not, it will maim you horribly for life. It is always worth hiring an electrician

Some older homes are "wired" differently from what the current standards are. I know. We have an older home, and the wiring was done according to an older standard that is now obsolete. But hubby didn't know that. Heck, we had trouble finding an electrician who knew it.
Always hire when you need an electrician.

376 Chicago Blonde  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:54:13am

re: #374 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

What's the worst that could happen?

Oh, I've learned to not ask that...

377 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:54:41am

re: #376 Chicago Blonde

Oh, I've learned to not ask that...

Famous last words, they are.

378 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:55:40am

re: #375 reine.de.tout

Some older homes are "wired" differently from what the current standards are. I know. We have an older home, and the wiring was done according to an older standard that is now obsolete. But hubby didn't know that. Heck, we had trouble finding an electrician who knew it.
Always hire when you need an electrician.

Can't stress that enough. Most people do not realize that a twinkle light on your christmas tree can kill you.

379 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:55:56am

Got a busy day. Can't gag on the lolly.

380 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:56:47am

Raine, how are you this morning?

381 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:57:08am

re: #378 CapeCoddah

Chicken

382 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:57:41am

re: #377 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Famous last words, they are.

LOL! Right now, the one other project I'd like to do before summer is to tile the small piece of floor right next to the garage door and by the basement. It's a small square that would do just right for tile. But I have to replace the subflooring too. How the heck do I do that? I have no clue. I'm not sure what thickness of plywood is needed; how many screws I'll need; if I need to seal anything; etc. etc.

So I sort of know what questions to ask, but the "how" is a big question.

383 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:59:44am

re: #382 vxbush

My best friend, we'll call him "Bill" (because that is his name) once showed me how to do any and every type of improvement in the house.

"Look up a number, call someone who knows how to do that stuff."

384 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:59:54am

re: #375 reine.de.tout

Some older homes are "wired" differently from what the current standards are. I know. We have an older home, and the wiring was done according to an older standard that is now obsolete. But hubby didn't know that. Heck, we had trouble finding an electrician who knew it.
Always hire when you need an electrician.

We have two types of outlets in this house: half are the older two-prong only style, and half are the three-prong grounded style. Alas, all the places where the two-prong outlets are, I need three-prong. But I simply don't think I can afford to hire an electrician to fix all the wiring. That would cost too much, I fear.

385 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 5:59:55am

And here's to you, Mr. President
The Commies and Jihadi's love you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo):
Cuba, Venezuela may host Russian bombers

A Russian Air Force chief said Saturday that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has offered an island as a temporary base for strategic Russian bombers, the Interfax news agency reported.

The chief of staff of Russia's long range aviation, Maj. Gen. Anatoly Zhikharev, also said Cuba could be used to base the aircraft, Interfax reported.

The Kremlin, however, said the situation was hypothetical.

Hypothetical today, tomorrow?

386 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:00:17am

re: #383 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

My best friend, we'll call him "Bill" (because that is his name) once showed me how to do any and every type of improvement in the house.

"Look up a number, call someone who knows how to do that stuff."

LOL! But I'm not made of money, alas.

387 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:00:48am

re: #381 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Chicken

LOL, that I am. I worked for a lumber co ad a truck driver several years ago. The yard had hi powered lines , the main grid for the Cape running thru it. The owner had the electric company come in every 3 months to tell and show us just how dangerous it is... the films of victims will make anybody grow lotsa feathers quickly.

388 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:01:23am

re: #378 CapeCoddah

Can't stress that enough. Most people do not realize that a twinkle light on your christmas tree can kill you.

Um, source for that, please? My friend the electriician has been severely electrocuted in the past, and I'm sure it was far beyond the Christmas light wattage.

389 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:02:01am

re: #386 vxbush

Oh, yeah. Bill is well to do.

If you were made of money, you would be an inanimate object, which would make me sad for you.

Guess I should go. Bye.

390 Cathypop  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:02:05am

re: #383 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Your friend Bill is very smart.
Good morning everyone.

391 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:02:19am

re: #389 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oh, yeah. Bill is well to do.

If you were made of money, you would be an inanimate object, which would make me sad for you.

Guess I should go. Bye.

Have a good day! Break a leg.

392 apachegunner  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:03:01am

re: #384 vxbushVX they have adapters for that at the hardware store, cost about a buck

393 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:03:11am

re: #382 vxbush

LOL! Right now, the one other project I'd like to do before summer is to tile the small piece of floor right next to the garage door and by the basement. It's a small square that would do just right for tile. But I have to replace the subflooring too. How the heck do I do that? I have no clue. I'm not sure what thickness of plywood is needed; how many screws I'll need; if I need to seal anything; etc. etc.

So I sort of know what questions to ask, but the "how" is a big question.

VX, when you tear up the subfloor, take a bit of it to a lumber yard, they will be able to tell you what to use to compensate for the thickness of the tile. They have planners that will help you out.

394 Chicago Blonde  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:03:39am

Bye FBV!

395 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:03:51am

re: #392 apachegunner

VX they have adapters for that at the hardware store, cost about a buck

Yes, they do. But is it really wise to use an adapter for a 1400 watt microwave? I'd really rather not burn my house down.

396 quickjustice  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:03:53am

re: #254 Alberta Oil Peon

I toured Alberta summer before last. Started in Medicine Hat, down to that fabulous park to the south (name?), up to Lethbridge through Ft. McLeod (Brokeback Mountain was filmed there), then to Calgary, Banff, Lake Louise and Jasper. Every part of that trip was fabulous.

397 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:04:03am

re: #388 vxbush

Um, source for that, please? My friend the electriician has been severely electrocuted in the past, and I'm sure it was far beyond the Christmas light wattage.

My source for that is national grid, and our extensive training on the dangers of electricity. It does not take much at all.

398 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:04:49am

re: #393 CapeCoddah

VX, when you tear up the subfloor, take a bit of it to a lumber yard, they will be able to tell you what to use to compensate for the thickness of the tile. They have planners that will help you out.

Ah! That could help.

399 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:05:07am

Good Morning Lizards!
how is everyone today?

400 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:06:07am

Hey Hoosier! Hows it going? Did my buddy contact you yet?

401 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:06:14am

re: #397 CapeCoddah

My source for that is national grid, and our extensive training on the dangers of electricity. It does not take much at all.

I suppose not, for some people. I know my friend has been shocked by regular 115v current. He was not a happy camper, and clearly recognized he had been stupid.

402 apachegunner  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:06:49am

re: #395 vxbush

Yes, they do. But is it really wise to use an adapter for a 1400 watt microwave? I'd really rather not burn my house down.

uh, well on the other hand....

403 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:06:52am

re: #399 HoosierHoops

Good Morning Lizards!
how is everyone today?

Morning. We're talking house repairs. I'm debating the smartnes of putting a 1400 watt microwave oven on a two-prong to three-prong adapter.

404 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:06:57am

By the way...Home improvement hint (seriously).

If you have to hire someone to do a teeny tiny home improvement job? Find several other little things he/she can handle...won't cost much more than the first job alone.

The expensive part of getting an electrician/carpenter to work for you for small jobs is getting him/her there to begin with. Once they are at your house, each job is less expensive.

405 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:07:16am

re: #402 apachegunner

uh, well on the other hand....

Heh. Exactly! Hence my hesitation.

406 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:07:24am

re: #400 CapeCoddah

Hey Hoosier! Hows it going? Did my buddy contact you yet?

Good Morning..Yes he did...very nice man..
How are you today?

407 apachegunner  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:08:25am

re: #399 HoosierHoops
heya Hoops! How ya doing?

408 eon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:09:40am

re: #375 reine.de.tout

Some older homes are "wired" differently from what the current standards are. I know. We have an older home, and the wiring was done according to an older standard that is now obsolete. But hubby didn't know that. Heck, we had trouble finding an electrician who knew it.
Always hire when you need an electrician.

Good morning, Lizards.

Wow. Talk about coincidences. One of the things I was reminding myself to mention next time I logged in is that on Tuesday (weather permitting) I'm having an electrical contractor tear out most of my wiring, down to the power company lead-in, and install all new, up-to-code systems. The wiring in this house dates to the early 1960s, and the lead-in is probably older. It's been OK up to now, but I'm the sort that worries.

Being a "country boy", I never realized until I moved in town just how much sheer paperwork is involved once you're inside the corporation limit. Out in the country, when I had it done to my old house, it was "call contractor, check weather, have it done, wham, bam, all over". In town, it's "call contractor, he calls city engineer, gets house and wiring inspected, gets fire department OK, ensures that an outside cutoff is put in for FD, gets work permit, then we check the weather." In a word, Arrggh.

But it's still worth doing. Even though I'll probably be working on half an electrical system, or less, for a couple of days.

So if I'm not around next Tuesday or Wednesday, you now know why.

And yes- definitely get it done by a licensed pro. Anything else just isn't worth doing.

cheers

eon

409 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:09:50am

re: #401 vxbush

I suppose not, for some people. I know my friend has been shocked by regular 115v current. He was not a happy camper, and clearly recognized he had been stupid.

Yeah, it is scary stuff. We drove tractors with 20' flatbeds that we could dump a load of lumber off with. the beds could go up to 30' in the air, and the owner constantly had the electric co drill the dangers into us so no one got hurt, mostly to beware of low wires on job sites. It was excellent training.

410 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:10:03am

re: #403 vxbush

re: #407 apachegunner

hey vx and gunner..Sipping coffee..went out clubbing last night and my heart hurts a bit..but it was fun

411 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:10:49am

Okay, a quick internet search yielded this page and said the following:

If you look around your house, what you will find is that just about every appliance with a metal case has a three-prong outlet. This may also include some things, like your computer, that have a metal-encased power supply inside even if the device itself comes in a plastic case. The idea behind grounding is to protect the people who use metal-encased appliances from electric shock. The casing is connected directly to the ground prong.

Let's say that a wire comes loose inside an ungrounded metal case, and the loose wire touches the metal case. If the loose wire is hot, then the metal case is now hot, and anyone who touches it will get a potentially fatal shock. With the case grounded, the electricity from the hot wire flows straight to ground, and this trips the fuse in the fuse box. Now the appliance won't work, but it won't kill you either.

What happens if you cut off the ground prong or use a cheater plug so you can plug a three-prong appliance into a two-prong outlet? Nothing really -- the appliance will still operate. What you have done, however, is disable an important safety feature that protects you from electric shock if a wire comes loose.



Italics mine.

412 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:10:56am

re: #406 HoosierHoops

Good Morning..Yes he did...very nice man..
How are you today?

I am wonderful, and yes, he and his wife are great people. I really appreciate you doing that.

413 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:11:17am

Good morning Y'all - from a coolish (38 degrees going up to 43 degrees) and rainy Charlotte! We are supposed to be getting a LOT of rain today through tonight and tomorrow.
How is everyone doing this morning?

414 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:11:51am

re: #410 HoosierHoops

re: #407 apachegunner

hey vx and gunner..Sipping coffee..went out clubbing last night and my heart head hurts a bit..but it was fun


/is it that obvious?

415 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:12:19am

re: #408 eon

Good morning, Lizards.

Wow. Talk about coincidences. One of the things I was reminding myself to mention next time I logged in is that on Tuesday (weather permitting) I'm having an electrical contractor tear out most of my wiring, down to the power company lead-in, and install all new, up-to-code systems. The wiring in this house dates to the early 1960s, and the lead-in is probably older. It's been OK up to now, but I'm the sort that worries.

Being a "country boy", I never realized until I moved in town just how much sheer paperwork is involved once you're inside the corporation limit. Out in the country, when I had it done to my old house, it was "call contractor, check weather, have it done, wham, bam, all over". In town, it's "call contractor, he calls city engineer, gets house and wiring inspected, gets fire department OK, ensures that an outside cutoff is put in for FD, gets work permit, then we check the weather." In a word, Arrggh.

But it's still worth doing. Even though I'll probably be working on half an electrical system, or less, for a couple of days.

So if I'm not around next Tuesday or Wednesday, you now know why.

And yes- definitely get it done by a licensed pro. Anything else just isn't worth doing.

cheers

eon

Good luck Eon, sounds like quite an undertaking!

416 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:12:32am

re: #408 eon

Being a "country boy", I never realized until I moved in town just how much sheer paperwork is involved once you're inside the corporation limit. Out in the country, when I had it done to my old house, it was "call contractor, check weather, have it done, wham, bam, all over". In town, it's "call contractor, he calls city engineer, gets house and wiring inspected, gets fire department OK, ensures that an outside cutoff is put in for FD, gets work permit, then we check the weather." In a word, Arrggh.

Ah, yes, the value of living in the country. One of many reasons I love it.

417 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:13:07am

re: #414 HoosierHoops

/is it that obvious?

What, the huge screw in your head? Nah, nobody will notice.

418 yochanan  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:14:03am

re: #395 vxbush

get a power strip they have circuit breakers in them if you use too much power.

419 reine.de.tout  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:14:12am

re: #384 vxbush

We have two types of outlets in this house: half are the older two-prong only style, and half are the three-prong grounded style. Alas, all the places where the two-prong outlets are, I need three-prong. But I simply don't think I can afford to hire an electrician to fix all the wiring. That would cost too much, I fear.

I have the same thing. We've replaced some of the 2-prong outlets with 3-prongs; they aren't grounded, but we can at least use them.

Also, you can get adapters. I use them, and haven't burned down my house yet.

what you don't want to do is plug more than 2 things into one outlet, using one of those adapters that you plug in and it has 4 outlets to it.

420 Chicago Blonde  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:14:48am

re: #414 HoosierHoops

Morning Hoosier! Glad you had fun!

421 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:15:11am

re: #418 yochanan

get a power strip they have circuit breakers in them if you use too much power.

Ah! That is a good idea. I like it.

422 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:15:40am

re: #419 reine.de.tout

I have the same thing. We've replaced some of the 2-prong outlets with 3-prongs; they aren't grounded, but we can at least use them.

Also, you can get adapters. I use them, and haven't burned down my house yet.

what you don't want to do is plug more than 2 things into one outlet, using one of those adapters that you plug in and it has 4 outlets to it.

Heh. Or six.

423 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:16:07am

re: #421 vxbush

Ah! That is a good idea. I like it.

The power strips are gonna be 3 prongers, though

424 Chicago Blonde  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:16:47am

re: #422 vxbush

Heh. Or six.

LOL! That made me think of The Old Man in A Christmas Story, playing musical plugs with that overloaded, smoking outlet...

425 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:17:22am

Palestinian reconciliation negotiators in Cairo signed an agreement to prohibit fighting or the use of weapons to settle internal disputes, a Palestinian academic said Saturday.

[Link: www.haaretz.com...]

Hold on a sec, I gotta piss I'm laughing so much. OK, I'm back. Any bets on how long this holds?

426 apachegunner  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:17:25am

re: #414 HoosierHoops

yes, and I can tell ya had a great nite, right?

427 reine.de.tout  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:17:56am

re: #422 vxbush

Heh. Or six.

Uh-oh.
Sounds like experience?

My house was build probably in the 30's or 40's -
I can't use my hair dryer and the space heater in the bathroom at the same time, it will blow a circuit.

428 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:19:11am

re: #423 CapeCoddah

The power strips are gonna be 3 prongers, though

Right, but that's okay. I'm thinking I could get a small one that has at most three outlets on it (the vast majority that I've seen always have five or six) and use it with the adapter. At least that way I don't feel like I'm going to potentially electrocute myself if I use the adapter.

429 eon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:19:13am

re: #385 aboo-Hoo-Hoo

And here's to you, Mr. President
The Commies and Jihadi's love you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo):
Cuba, Venezuela may host Russian bombers

Hypothetical today, tomorrow?

Did I just wake up in 1962?

/And The One hasn't even invaded Hugo or Fidel's Raul's playpen(s).

Aristotle once (wrongly) observed that "Nature abhors a vacuum". In fact, Nature loves vacuum- most of the Universe is vacuum (word up, Ari).

But geopolitics isn't Nature. It d***ed well does abhor a power vacuum. Even, or especially, if it's one that somebody is trying to create deliberately, in the hope that everybody else in the game will "make nice", come together, and sing Kumbaya.

What inevitably happens is that somebody else moves into the available space, if they even think it might be vacant, and starts pushing everybody else around. Especially whoever was dumb enough to make noises like they wanted to "play nice" to start with.

There's a reason that it's always been said that the office of President of the United States is no place for amateurs, or on-the-job training. This is it.

Thanks for nothing, Barry.

You too, Hilly.

cheers

eon

430 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:20:17am

re: #420 Chicago Blonde

Morning Hoosier! Glad you had fun!

Good Morning Blonde!
We love dancing...there is a group of 6 of us that go out on the town...
one of the girls slipped and fell last night during the song crazy bitch and we were laughing so hard..

431 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:20:19am

Well how's about some music y'all?
Your text to link...

432 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:20:51am

re: #428 vxbush

Right, but that's okay. I'm thinking I could get a small one that has at most three outlets on it (the vast majority that I've seen always have five or six) and use it with the adapter. At least that way I don't feel like I'm going to potentially electrocute myself if I use the adapter.

Just please be careful!

433 Chicago Blonde  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:21:05am

Morning Realwest!

And I'm sorry but I've gotta go - have a great morning all!

434 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:21:41am

re: #427 reine.de.tout

Uh-oh.
Sounds like experience?

My house was build probably in the 30's or 40's -
I can't use my hair dryer and the space heater in the bathroom at the same time, it will blow a circuit.

Not at home, but at work.

The power in our building is seriously funky, and we have dead outlets and power problems all the time. I have begged the company to have electricians come out and fix it, and while they have taken one Saturday and tested all the wires and tightened stuff, we still have problems with parts of the building just suddenly losing power. One of the culprits recently turned out to be a six-outlet adapter where someone had plugged in more stuff than you can imagine. That person got a scolding from me. When I told the electrician, he just rolled his eyes.

435 reine.de.tout  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:22:07am

re: #428 vxbush

Right, but that's okay. I'm thinking I could get a small one that has at most three outlets on it (the vast majority that I've seen always have five or six) and use it with the adapter. At least that way I don't feel like I'm going to potentially electrocute myself if I use the adapter.

The 3-prong plus are supposed to be grounded plugs.
Using an adapter in a 2-prong outlet won't electrocute you, we do it.
What you don't want to do is overload the circuits and burn your house down.

436 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:22:17am

re: #432 CapeCoddah

Just please be careful!

That is my desire and intent!

437 UncleRancher  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:22:41am

re: #401 vxbush

I suppose not, for some people. I know my friend has been shocked by regular 115v current. He was not a happy camper, and clearly recognized he had been stupid.

It's not the voltage that gets you but the current. Given a good enough connection, a voltage as low as 53 volts can kill you. 120v at your outlet (200 in Japan and 220 in a lot of other places) at your wall outlet can be lethal, even if you are dealing with little twinkle lights on a Christmas tree. Overhead power lines start at 5000 volts and go up from there. I got hit one time when I got too close to an 800v power supply, but luckily the current went in the arm and out the hand and didn't go through the boiler room. Survival depends on how much current goes through the heart, and whether you get damage from burns. People get hit by lightning and survive sometimes. Current above a certain range acts as a reset to the heart and can restore normal rhythm. (Pass the paddles, Jake or he's a gonner!)

438 Luigi  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:22:59am

Representative Maxine Waters (D - CA) appears to be involved in more brazen malfeasance than the bankers she rudely cursed out in recent bailout hearings...

Waters Helped Bank Whose Stock She Once Owned


WASHINGTON -- When Rep. Barney Frank was looking to aid a Boston-based lender last fall, the Massachusetts Democrat urged Maxine Waters, a colleague on the House Financial Services Committee, to "stay out of it," he says.

The reason: Ms. Waters, a longtime congresswoman from California, had close ties to the minority-owned institution, OneUnited Bank.

Ms. Waters and her husband have both held financial stakes in the bank.

Until recently, her husband was a director. At the same time, Ms. Waters has publicly boosted OneUnited's executives and criticized its government regulators during congressional hearings. Last fall, she helped secure the bank a meeting with Treasury officials.

The only thing worse than a hypocrite is a loud, brazen, downright mean one.

Here she is being high and mighty with the banking CEO's. It's long tape, so you might not want to watch it. She is especially rude to Bank of America CEO Ken Lewis.

A few days later, at the BofA annual public meeting Lewis said he is in a "hurry" to give the Congress it's money back. I'll bet he is. I'll bet next time they need money they'll go to Tony Soprano before the House Banking Committee.

Lewis said when the housing cycle starts up again they'll be able to pay back the money. That's probably wishful thinking because the Democrats may find a way to keep keep Americans poor until they can corral more of the economy.

That's how America practices socialism. Like Al Capone. In western Europe at least they get stuff like this for their money. I can't help feeling Obama & Co. is looking at a more East European model.

And it is socialism. Waters admitted that last year when she threatened the oil company execs by telling them what kind of liberal she is. "This liberal would be about socializing..um..um...would be about...basically taking over"

Just one more thing. Sean Hannity, who I admire, says we shouldn't try socialism because it doesn't work. Frankly, I don't care if it does work. I don't want it. I want the Constitution. I want America. I want the government to just leave me the f*ck alone.

439 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:23:09am

re: #433 Chicago Blonde
Hi! Bye!

440 summergurl  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:23:14am

re: #395 vxbush

Yes, they do. But is it really wise to use an adapter for a 1400 watt microwave? I'd really rather not burn my house down.

We're very lucky - one son is an electrician and the other a contractor.

Morning Lizards

441 apachegunner  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:23:18am

re: #431 realwest

hey RW, hows things?

442 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:24:11am

re: #438 Luigi

Nothing Maxine Waters does would surprise me

443 eon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:24:31am

re: #411 vxbush

Okay, a quick internet search yielded this page and said the following:



Italics mine.

That "cheater plug" will still properly ground the appliance, if you attach that little wire with the fork on the end to the screw that holds the faceplate on the electrical outlet. That screw acts as the ground, by using the outlet's chassis as the common ground (if the chassis isn't grounded, the outlet will short).

I've had to use such plugs, and always used the little wire. I've run across such plugs that somebody has cut or broken the little wire off of, too- they get tossed in the trash.

Not the best solution (that's the properly grounded three-prong outlet), but better than nothing.

cheers

eon

444 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:24:34am

re: #439 realwest

Hi! Bye!

Good Morning Realwest!

445 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:25:18am

re: #440 summergurl

We're very lucky - one son is an electrician and the other a contractor.

Morning Lizards

Morning summer,,, those are wonderful pets to have!

446 UncleRancher  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:25:26am

g'mornin' Lizards

447 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:25:50am

Morning RW
How are you feeling today?

448 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:26:30am

re: #437 UncleRancher

It's not the voltage that gets you but the current. Given a good enough connection, a voltage as low as 53 volts can kill you. 120v at your outlet (200 in Japan and 220 in a lot of other places) at your wall outlet can be lethal, even if you are dealing with little twinkle lights on a Christmas tree. Overhead power lines start at 5000 volts and go up from there. I got hit one time when I got too close to an 800v power supply, but luckily the current went in the arm and out the hand and didn't go through the boiler room. Survival depends on how much current goes through the heart, and whether you get damage from burns. People get hit by lightning and survive sometimes. Current above a certain range acts as a reset to the heart and can restore normal rhythm. (Pass the paddles, Jake or he's a gonner!)

Okay, so here's a question: can you remind me of the relationship between watts, volts, and amps? I had this once back in physics in high school, but cannot remember.

449 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:27:25am

re: #443 eon

That "cheater plug" will still properly ground the appliance, if you attach that little wire with the fork on the end to the screw that holds the faceplate on the electrical outlet. That screw acts as the ground, by using the outlet's chassis as the common ground (if the chassis isn't grounded, the outlet will short).

I've had to use such plugs, and always used the little wire. I've run across such plugs that somebody has cut or broken the little wire off of, too- they get tossed in the trash.

Not the best solution (that's the properly grounded three-prong outlet), but better than nothing.

cheers

eon

Right. This house is old enough (1950's) that I think the chassis will be grounded. I think. But I'm trying to be careful, as this is a micrwave and it is basically a large metal box.

450 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:27:49am

re: #438 Luigi Good morning Luigi - so you're saying Maxine is just being a regular politician then, right? Hypocritical, lying, over-paid/under worked bitch who wants socialism because, by gosh it's done SO WELL EVERYWHERE IT'S BEEN TRIED, right?
Or are you just pissed off that our ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES are trying to destroy our Constitution or both?!

451 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:27:58am

re: #445 CapeCoddah

Morning summer,,, those are wonderful pets to have!

Pets? Sons are Pets?

I'm so confused....

452 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:28:35am

re: #450 realwest

Good morning Luigi - so you're saying Maxine is just being a regular politician then, right? Hypocritical, lying, over-paid/under worked bitch who wants socialism because, by gosh it's done SO WELL EVERYWHERE IT'S BEEN TRIED, right?
Or are you just pissed off that our ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES are trying to destroy our Constitution or both?!

I just wish that politicians could stop getting away with this myself. It just drives me batty.

453 eon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:28:36am

re: #415 CapeCoddah

Good luck Eon, sounds like quite an undertaking!

Thanks. It falls into the "better to be safe than sorry" category.

/Being awakened by my smoke detectors at 2 AM I do not need.

cheers

eon

454 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:29:04am

re: #441 apachegunner
Hey Guns! I'm doing ok, I guess - having a helluva hard time waking up this morning, though! How are you doing today?

455 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:29:22am

re: #451 vxbush

Pets? Sons are Pets?

I'm so confused....

LOL, electricians and contractors... it is an old joke here. Locksmith's and plumbers are also great pets to have!

456 UncleRancher  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:29:48am

re: #448 vxbush

Okay, so here's a question: can you remind me of the relationship between watts, volts, and amps? I had this once back in physics in high school, but cannot remember.

I=current
V=voltage
R=resistance

Ohm's law: I=V/R
Power W=i^2*R = VI (watts)

Power is a bit more complicated for ac circuits because you have to consider the effect of inductive or capacitive loads.

457 Luigi  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:30:13am

re: #450 realwest

I'll take door number two.

458 summergurl  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:30:27am

re: #445 CapeCoddah

Morning summer,,, those are wonderful pets to have!


Aren't they though?

One thing I have learned is if you have outdoor low voltage lighting you get totally screwed if you have a lighting contract provide you with a service contract on your lights. Here is what happened to us - we have about 40 lights in our backyard/side yards and they wanted 18.00 per light per year to "warranty" them . What that really means is that if the light burns out they come and replace the bulb - and every year they replace (so they tell you) each bulb. Oldest son, electrician, laughed when he heard this, went and bought us a pack of 12 bulbs for 26.95 for one type of our lights, and then a pack for under 30.00 of 12 for the other type.. he said for less than 60.00 you now have back up light bulbs and they are not going to burn out in a year. 60.00 versus 720.00? seems like the thing to do. He showed us how to replace it - whoppity-doo, even I could do it.

459 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:30:53am

re: #444 HoosierHoops
Hi ya Hoops! Syracuse won another OT Game the same date that they won that MONSTER game against UConn!
I wish Syracuse would stop fooling around already!
I'm doing ok, how's about you?

460 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:31:13am

re: #455 CapeCoddah

LOL, electricians and contractors... it is an old joke here. Locksmith's and plumbers are also great pets to have!

I admit, I haven't been around as much as I would like lately, but I've been on LGF since 2004 and I don't recall that joke.

461 apachegunner  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:31:16am

re: #454 realwest

Hey Guns! I'm doing ok, I guess - having a helluva hard time waking up this morning, though! How are you doing today?


WAKE UP! errrr, did that help? I'm well thanks.

462 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:31:26am

Hamas blasts international plan to stop Gaza arms smuggling

Nasrallah vows to never recognize Israel

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

Yup, lets put pressure on Israel to make "Peace" with these animals. Clinton and Obama should have their heads examined.

463 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:32:12am

re: #447 CapeCoddah
Good morning CapeCoddah! I'm ok, just can't seem to wake up today; how are you doing?

464 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:32:23am

BBIAM!

465 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:32:34am

re: #459 realwest

Hi ya Hoops! Syracuse won another OT Game the same date that they won that MONSTER game against UConn!
I wish Syracuse would stop fooling around already!
I'm doing ok, how's about you?

I just watched the Highlights on ESPN..Wow!

466 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:32:53am

re: #456 UncleRancher

I=current
V=voltage
R=resistance

Ohm's law: I=V/R
Power W=i^2*R = VI (watts)

Power is a bit more complicated for ac circuits because you have to consider the effect of inductive or capacitive loads.

Thanks! Favorited for future reference.

Of course, your issue regarding inductive or capacitive loads makes me think of all the weirdness with special relativity....

467 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:33:40am

re: #453 eon

Thanks. It falls into the "better to be safe than sorry" category.

/Being awakened by my smoke detectors at 2 AM I do not need.

cheers

eon


The previous owners of our home had had some electrical work done, apparently by the three stooges, and about a year ago, our lights started flickering during a heavy rainstorm. Hubby went to check the panel, and found a waterfall cascading down thru it. Larry, Moe and Curley had put the water guard for the main line coming into the house on backwards. We had no idea water had been getting in for a long time. We were told the house would have gone up that night had we not found it. there would have been no chance to save the house or probably get out, either, as it was built in the 20's and the layout would have trapped us had we been asleep.

468 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:34:55am

re: #467 CapeCoddah

The previous owners of our home had had some electrical work done, apparently by the three stooges, and about a year ago, our lights started flickering during a heavy rainstorm. Hubby went to check the panel, and found a waterfall cascading down thru it. Larry, Moe and Curley had put the water guard for the main line coming into the house on backwards. We had no idea water had been getting in for a long time. We were told the house would have gone up that night had we not found it. there would have been no chance to save the house or probably get out, either, as it was built in the 20's and the layout would have trapped us had we been asleep.

EGADS! How horrible!

469 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:35:27am

re: #458 summergurl

Aren't they though?

One thing I have learned is if you have outdoor low voltage lighting you get totally screwed if you have a lighting contract provide you with a service contract on your lights. Here is what happened to us - we have about 40 lights in our backyard/side yards and they wanted 18.00 per light per year to "warranty" them . What that really means is that if the light burns out they come and replace the bulb - and every year they replace (so they tell you) each bulb. Oldest son, electrician, laughed when he heard this, went and bought us a pack of 12 bulbs for 26.95 for one type of our lights, and then a pack for under 30.00 of 12 for the other type.. he said for less than 60.00 you now have back up light bulbs and they are not going to burn out in a year. 60.00 versus 720.00? seems like the thing to do. He showed us how to replace it - whoppity-doo, even I could do it.

Awesome stuff. Worth every penny to raise and educate them!

470 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:36:14am

re: #463 realwest

Good morning CapeCoddah! I'm ok, just can't seem to wake up today; how are you doing?

Great real, and finally awake myself after 3 cups of tea.

471 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:36:33am

re: #469 CapeCoddah

Awesome stuff. Worth every penny to raise and educate them!

Alas, and here am I with no sons or relatives who can help with this sort of stuff. Rats.

Can I borrow someone's kids for a summer? Preferably the kind who can do this kind of work?

472 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:36:40am

re: #460 vxbush

I admit, I haven't been around as much as I would like lately, but I've been on LGF since 2004 and I don't recall that joke.

LOL, Cape Cod Joke!

473 Taqiyyotomist  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:37:30am

re: #462 Nevergiveup

Hamas blasts international plan to stop Gaza arms smuggling

Nasrallah vows to never recognize Israel

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

Yup, lets put pressure on Israel to make "Peace" with these animals. Clinton and Obama should have their heads examined.

The Nazis were not as brazen. At least those animals tried to hide what they thought and did from the world. These f***s just tell the world. And the world doesn't care. The forces of darkness are beginning to realize this fact, that the world doesn't care anymore. They openly state their goals. Folks in the O administration are pretty up front in telling us that they plan on using crises manufactured for the purpose of using them to advance Marxism and nobody cares. They don't even bother trying to hide it anymore. They think they're unstoppable. I've yet to see evidence that they are wrong on this count.

474 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:37:31am

re: #452 vxbush
Good morning {vxbush} - I'd like to tar and feather the lot of 'em all and start with brand new congresscritters (I will not mention His Name Here) who actually think and believe that they're supposed to represent the will of their consitutents!

475 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:37:45am

re: #472 CapeCoddah

LOL, Cape Cod Joke!

Oh, "old joke here" not meaning "here on LGF", but "here at the Cape." Gotcha. See, that one flew right over my head. I can hear it rustling now....

476 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:38:10am

re: #468 vxbush

EGADS! How horrible!

Scary as hell. Lucky as dogs!

477 UncleRancher  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:38:15am

re: #466 vxbush

Thanks! Favorited for future reference.

Of course, your issue regarding inductive or capacitive loads makes me think of all the weirdness with special relativity....

Yep, then to really get into it you need to study Maxwell's equations where you learn that it all works the same from dc to light and a nanosecond is about 9 inches long.

478 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:39:23am

re: #471 vxbush

Alas, and here am I with no sons or relatives who can help with this sort of stuff. Rats.

Can I borrow someone's kids for a summer? Preferably the kind who can do this kind of work?

Sure..I'll send you our 16 yr old for the summer..It maybe cheaper to hire a union contractor than to feed him though

479 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:39:46am

re: #474 realwest

Good morning {vxbush} - I'd like to tar and feather the lot of 'em all and start with brand new congresscritters (I will not mention His Name Here) who actually think and believe that they're supposed to represent the will of their consitutents!

Morning {real}. Yes, I suppose a tarring and feathering would help, but then wouldn't they just turn around and become lobbyists if we shoved them out of office? That's what happens now and it doesn't really help.

480 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:39:54am

re: #457 Luigi Uh, well I want 'em all tossed out on their asses, criminally prosecuted for their criminal ventures and new representatives elected in their place.
And I'd love to have Maxine locked up with Pelosi as her cellmate!

481 eon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:40:07am

re: #448 vxbush

Okay, so here's a question: can you remind me of the relationship between watts, volts, and amps? I had this once back in physics in high school, but cannot remember.

Watts- Unit of energy defined as ability to do work over time (as in "kilowatt-hours). Peak output capacity of sources, and total amount used by consumer, as seen on your electric bill each month.

Volts- Amount of power available defined as steady current, i.e. sustained throughput of system. Also the maximum rated safe load of an appliance, etc., as seen on the little Underwriters Laboratory (UL) tag on the cord or chassis.

Amps- Ability of current to overcome inherent resistance of conductors, the latter measured in Ohms. As seen on the circuit breakers in your breaker box or, if your system is old, on the fuses in your fuse box. Overloads (surges) cause the breakers to open, or the fuses to "blow", protecting your home system- and incidentally preventing your house from catching on fire.

/The fact that solar and wind power are both irregular in voltage and amperage, no matter what their peak wattage is, is the reason that they are noncompetitive as mainline electric power sources. They cannot generate sufficient amperage to overcome the resistance (ohms) of long transmission lines. Ohm's Law rules the world of electric power generation.

cheers

eon

482 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:40:31am

re: #477 UncleRancher

Yep, then to really get into it you need to study Maxwell's equations where you learn that it all works the same from dc to light and a nanosecond is about 9 inches long.

Oh! Maxwell's equations! That's MATH! I can do that!

Point me to a resource, and I am so there...

483 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:41:08am

re: #478 HoosierHoops

Sure..I'll send you our 16 yr old for the summer..It maybe cheaper to hire a union contractor than to feed him though

Oh. Riiiiiight.

[looks in wallet]

How about for two weeks instead?

484 soccerdad  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:41:13am

This is precious, it is like the Dems simply will away the cause and effect of a weakling in the oval office:
Venezuela Offers to Host Russian Strategic Bombers

Russian Strategic Bombers Could Use Cuban Airfields

485 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:41:26am

re: #480 realwest

Uh, well I want 'em all tossed out on their asses, criminally prosecuted for their criminal ventures and new representatives elected in their place.
And I'd love to have Maxine locked up with Pelosi as her cellmate!

That may fall under "Cruel and unusual punishment", Real

486 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:41:57am

re: #462 Nevergiveup
"Clinton and Obama should have their heads examined handed to 'em.
There, FTFY!

487 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:42:35am

re: #486 realwest

"Clinton and Obama should have their heads examined handed to 'em.
There, FTFY!

They would have to extract them from their respective asses first.

488 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:43:15am

re: #465 HoosierHoops
I couldn't even do that - that Syracuse-UConn game wiped my ass OUT! LOL!

489 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:44:58am

Good Morning all!

How is everyone today?

490 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:45:07am

re: #470 CapeCoddah TEA!?
EGAD's I'm on my third cup of coffee and still can't wake up (athough in my case my meds probably have something to do with it! LOL!).

491 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:45:30am

re: #489 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Good Morning all!

How is everyone today?

Hi Vet! good seeing you..How is every little thing?

492 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:45:45am

re: #489 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Good Morning all!

How is everyone today?

Well, but thinking I might have been better off learning a trade and being an electrician, rather than a mathematician. I'd be able to work on my own house. :D

493 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:46:00am

Technology that tracks millions of 911 calls from cell phones in the United States every month is being deployed in Middle Eastern and Asian-Pacific countries to track terror suspects — but legal obstacles prevent widespread usage in the U.S., and some critics say this hampers authorities from tracking suspected terrorists and other dangerous criminals on American soil.

Have You Forgotten?

494 UncleRancher  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:46:39am

re: #482 vxbush

Oh! Maxwell's equations! That's MATH! I can do that!

Point me to a resource, and I am so there...

First I have to apologize, the nanosecond is actually about 11.8 inches long, but it really doesn't make a whole lot of difference to most folks. If you're really serious about Maxwell's equations, I usually pick up Ramo and Whinnery "Fields and Waves in Modern Radio", or William H. Hayt "Engineering Electromagnetics". It really is fascinating stuff.

495 eon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:46:53am

re: #467 CapeCoddah

The previous owners of our home had had some electrical work done, apparently by the three stooges, and about a year ago, our lights started flickering during a heavy rainstorm. Hubby went to check the panel, and found a waterfall cascading down thru it. Larry, Moe and Curley had put the water guard for the main line coming into the house on backwards. We had no idea water had been getting in for a long time. We were told the house would have gone up that night had we not found it. there would have been no chance to save the house or probably get out, either, as it was built in the 20's and the layout would have trapped us had we been asleep.

Thank G-d for your hubby. I've never had that problem, but the habit of builders that puts fuse boxes, breaker boxes, etc., in basements has always bothered me. I'm no expert, but even I know that electricity and moisture don't mix. And show me a basement that is always bone dry, 365 days a year (or 366 in a leap year).

I prefer them somewhere dry and easily accessible in an emergency. Ideally, with a Type C fire extinguisher close to hand.

/I have a fully-charged commercial A-B-C model right across the room from me as I type this. Like I said, I'm the type that worries.

cheers

eon

496 gregg  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:46:53am

I see that just one month after fixing their 41 billion dollar budget gap, California is now facing a new 8 billion dollar shortfall. Everyone sing along, "California here we come, right back where we started from..."

497 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:47:02am

re: #490 realwest

TEA!?
EGAD's I'm on my third cup of coffee and still can't wake up (athough in my case my meds probably have something to do with it! LOL!).

Don't like hot coffee or alcohol. Cannot stand the taste of either, so, tea it is.
I love Bigelow's various teas, they have some awesome ones. English teatime this morning.

498 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:47:18am

re: #493 Nevergiveup

Technology that tracks millions of 911 calls from cell phones in the United States every month is being deployed in Middle Eastern and Asian-Pacific countries to track terror suspects — but legal obstacles prevent widespread usage in the U.S., and some critics say this hampers authorities from tracking suspected terrorists and other dangerous criminals on American soil.


[Video]

Have You Forgotten?

Well, the FBI already has the ability to tap into cell phones and listen into conversations, even if the phone is off. I think hearing the conversation would be slightly more important than just knowing where someone is.

499 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:47:23am

re: #473 Taqiyyotomist
"They don't even bother trying to hide it anymore. They think they're unstoppable. I've yet to see evidence that they are wrong on this count."
Uh, what? (sorry, busy sharpening the points on the pitchfork and wrapping towels soaked in pine "sauce" around clubs)!

500 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:48:01am

re: #492 vxbush

Well, but thinking I might have been better off learning a trade and being an electrician, rather than a mathematician. I'd be able to work on my own house. :D

You should have no problem figuring out how much tile you need!

501 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:48:44am

re: #497 CapeCoddah

Don't like hot coffee or alcohol. Cannot stand the taste of either, so, tea it is.
I love Bigelow's various teas, they have some awesome ones. English teatime this morning.

English Teatime rocks. As does Irish Breakfast.

Yum, yum. I may need to go make some now.

502 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:49:16am

re: #479 vxbush Nah, the way wed treat 'em if I was King in charge, they'd never show their faces in public again and would have no influence to peddle!

503 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:49:31am

re: #500 CapeCoddah

You should have no problem figuring out how much tile you need!

LOL! True, and I can actually measure stuff pretty well; I check three times before I cut.

504 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:49:51am

re: #502 realwest

Nah, the way wed treat 'em if I was King in charge, they'd never show their faces in public again and would have no influence to peddle!

WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GET TO WORK!

505 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:50:31am

re: #494 UncleRancher

First I have to apologize, the nanosecond is actually about 11.8 inches long, but it really doesn't make a whole lot of difference to most folks. If you're really serious about Maxwell's equations, I usually pick up Ramo and Whinnery "Fields and Waves in Modern Radio", or William H. Hayt "Engineering Electromagnetics". It really is fascinating stuff.

Oh, future toys and light reading. Fabulous.

506 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:51:01am

re: #495 eon

Thank G-d for your hubby. I've never had that problem, but the habit of builders that puts fuse boxes, breaker boxes, etc., in basements has always bothered me. I'm no expert, but even I know that electricity and moisture don't mix. And show me a basement that is always bone dry, 365 days a year (or 366 in a leap year).

I prefer them somewhere dry and easily accessible in an emergency. Ideally, with a Type C fire extinguisher close to hand.

/I have a fully-charged commercial A-B-C model right across the room from me as I type this. Like I said, I'm the type that worries.

cheers

eon

Yeah, me too, and fire has always been my biggest fear. I also have extinguishers all over the place. Thank the lord I have never had to use one.
You an have the box put anywhere you want it, just let the electrician know. It
would be better I think if the box was ABOVE the water source.

507 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:51:20am

re: #491 HoosierHoops

I'm well... my mom now has COPD to add to her ailments (she's still in the hospital, but seems alert and well)... son pitched his first three college innings so far (missed out on his second start due to rain), did pretty good.

re: #492 vxbush

Stick to math. We need more mathematicians!

508 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:51:25am

re: #501 vxbush

English Teatime rocks. As does Irish Breakfast.

Yum, yum. I may need to go make some now.

Constant Comment is my absolute favorite!

509 UncleRancher  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:51:38am

re: #505 vxbush

Oh, future toys and light reading. Fabulous.

I usually prescribe these things for insomnia.

510 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:51:46am

re: #484 soccerdad
"US sends squadron of F-22 Raptors to Guantanamo Bay for training exercises". That OUGHT to be tomorrow's headline!
Followed by the sad news that Fidel really did pass away two months ago and Hugo just suffered a significant cardiac event.

511 eon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:52:23am

re: #497 CapeCoddah

re: #501 vxbush

I blame Zippy the Pinhead for getting me hooked on Bigelow's Constant Comment Morning Thunder is good, too.

But nobody gets my coffee away from me.

/They can pry my Maxwell House from my cold, dead hands.

cheers

eon

512 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:53:38am

re: #507 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

I'm well... my mom now has COPD to add to her ailments (she's still in the hospital, but seems alert and well)... son pitched his first three college innings so far (missed out on his second start due to rain), did pretty good.

re: #492 vxbush

Stick to math. We need more mathematicians!

Great; I'll solve your equations and fix your computer if you'll rewire my house. Deal?

513 BBev  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:53:45am

re: #499 realwest

"They don't even bother trying to hide it anymore. They think they're unstoppable. I've yet to see evidence that they are wrong on this count."
Uh, what? (sorry, busy sharpening the points on the pitchfork and wrapping towels soaked in pine "sauce" around clubs)!

Good mornin Real and all. How is everyone today? Real can you make some extra for me?

514 Taqiyyotomist  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:53:58am

re: #508 CapeCoddah

The only tea I won't ever try again (to my knowledge) is Twinings "Lapsang Souchong"
The stuff tastes like someone put a couple drops of Liquid Smoke in some hot water. No combination of sugar or cream helps.

515 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:54:15am

re: #485 CapeCoddah
Well then we'll take it up with SCOTUS and see if those sententces were too harsh. Has to be after the fact though.
Just saying...........

516 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:54:31am

re: #509 UncleRancher

I usually prescribe these things for insomnia.

Yes, but lately I've been reading and studying the equations for special relativity to answer some questions for one of my friends. That's made my head tilt just a little to the left lately. Compared to that, Maxwell should be a piece of cake!

517 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:55:00am

re: #512 vxbush

Great; I'll solve your equations and fix your computer if you'll rewire my house. Deal?

Sure... you do know I know nothing of electrical work, right?

/I'll get my equations solved, your house will burn down.

518 3 wood  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:55:10am

Good morning all. Have I mentioned that Obama's foreign policy is a joke?
Report: Cuba, Venezuela could host Russian bombers

MOSCOW – A Russian Air Force chief said Saturday that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has offered an island as a temporary base for strategic Russian bombers, the Interfax news agency reported.
The chief of staff of Russia's long range aviation, Maj. Gen. Anatoly Zhikharev, also said Cuba could be used to base the aircraft, Interfax reported.
The Kremlin, however, said the situation was hypothetical.
"The military is speaking about technical possibilities, that's all," Alexei Pavlov, a Kremlin official, told The Associated Press. "If there will be a development of the situation, then we can comment," he said.
Zhikharev said Chavez had offered "a whole island with an airdrome, which we can use as a temporary base for strategic bombers," the agency reported. "If there is a corresponding political decision, then the use of the island ... by the Russian Air Force is possible."

Obama will make Carter look strong by comparison. Here we go.

519 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:55:34am

re: #514 Taqiyyotomist

The only tea I won't ever try again (to my knowledge) is Twinings "Lapsang Souchong"
The stuff tastes like someone put a couple drops of Liquid Smoke in some hot water. No combination of sugar or cream helps.

Blech.

520 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:55:47am

re: #487 CapeCoddah"They would have to extract them from their respective asses first."
Why?

521 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:55:49am

re: #511 eon

re: #501 vxbush

I blame Zippy the Pinhead for getting me hooked on Bigelow's Constant Comment Morning Thunder is good, too.

But nobody gets my coffee away from me.

/They can pry my Maxwell House from my cold, dead hands.

cheers

eon

It is weird, I love Iced coffee, but cannot stand hot. And my great grandma, Meme, (No jokes) turned me onto constant comment when I was a little kid.

522 Taqiyyotomist  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:56:04am

Used to work at a hoity-toity luxury condo in Boston. I had to set up tea in the Great Room every day at 3:00. We had every single tea that Twinings makes, and then some. I tried 'em all. English and Irish B'fast are my favorites. Steep it strong enough and it's expresso-strength tea!

523 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:56:23am

re: #489 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret) Good morning LT - how are ya today?

524 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:56:34am

re: #517 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Sure... you do know I know nothing of electrical work, right?

/I'll get my equations solved, your house will burn down.

Oh. Well that won't work!

My plans for world domination are not going well today.

525 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:56:40am

re: #518 3 wood

What foreign policy? Does Obama have a foreign policy? I mean independent from the Politburo?

526 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:57:13am

re: #515 realwest

Well then we'll take it up with SCOTUS and see if those sententces were too harsh. Has to be after the fact though.
Just saying...........

Maybe we could make them cage fight to pay for their incarceration?

527 Taqiyyotomist  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:57:31am

re: #525 Nevergiveup

What foreign policy? Does Obama have a foreign policy? I mean independent from the Politburo?

Ask Hu.

528 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:58:07am

re: #523 realwest

Good morning LT - how are ya today?

Hey Real!

Doing OK (see #507), yourself?

529 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:58:18am

re: #520 realwest

"They would have to extract them from their respective asses first."
Why?

So we could hand them those heads.

530 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:58:24am

re: #522 Taqiyyotomist

Used to work at a hoity-toity luxury condo in Boston. I had to set up tea in the Great Room every day at 3:00. We had every single tea that Twinings makes, and then some. I tried 'em all. English and Irish B'fast are my favorites. Steep it strong enough and it's expresso-strength tea!

Exactly! Although a nice mint tea with some shaved dark chocolate thrown in is the closest thing to heaven I've come across.

531 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:58:58am

Those caught up in heavy traffic have three times the risk of having a heart attack within an hour, a German study presented at the American Heart Association's 49th Annual Conference on Cardiovascular Disease in Florida said.

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

But driving in the emergency lanes on the side triple your chance of getting a ticket. So what to do? What to do?

532 eon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:59:11am

re: #518 3 wood

Good morning all. Have I mentioned that Obama's foreign policy is a joke?
Report: Cuba, Venezuela could host Russian bombers

Obama will make Carter look strong by comparison. Here we go.

If the Russians don't take Hugo up on his offer, I'm sure the PRC will.

/Considering the amount of our IOUs they hold now, I'm sure they want to look after their investment. And they aren't busy trying to build the biggest air force since the USAAF of 1945 just to do a flyover of Mao's tomb on his birthday every year.

cheers

eon

533 Taqiyyotomist  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:59:24am

re: #530 vxbush

OH, that sounds good! I want some now!

534 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 6:59:44am

re: #531 Nevergiveup

Those caught up in heavy traffic have three times the risk of having a heart attack within an hour, a German study presented at the American Heart Association's 49th Annual Conference on Cardiovascular Disease in Florida said.

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

But driving in the emergency lanes on the side triple your chance of getting a ticket. So what to do? What to do?

Telecommute? Drive a Hummer with a nice big gun mounted on the front?

535 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:00:01am

re: #504 vxbush
What are you talking about? How can I get to work if you lazy otherwise occupied citizens don't elect me King Dear Leader?!?

536 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:00:30am

re: #530 vxbush

Exactly! Although a nice mint tea with some shaved dark chocolate thrown in is the closest thing to heaven I've come across.

Have you tried the Bigelow plantation mint, aweome spearmint.

537 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:00:37am

re: #533 Taqiyyotomist

OH, that sounds good! I want some now!

There's a nice tea store in town here, but I doubt I can ship it to you fast enough....

What do you think of the Stash teas? They seem to have some seriously weird combinations.

538 Truck Monkey  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:00:40am

Took part in Rasmussen Poll. Shocked I was. I have never been polled before.

539 eon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:00:41am

re: #531 Nevergiveup

Those caught up in heavy traffic have three times the risk of having a heart attack within an hour, a German study presented at the American Heart Association's 49th Annual Conference on Cardiovascular Disease in Florida said.

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

But driving in the emergency lanes on the side triple your chance of getting a ticket. So what to do? What to do?

That's why they invented side streets, and four-wheel drive.

cheers

eon

540 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:01:21am

re: #535 realwest

What are you talking about? How can I get to work if you lazy otherwise occupied citizens don't elect me King Dear Leader?!?

Wait--we were supposed to list you as a write-in candidate for this last election? HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME!?

541 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:01:30am

re: #507 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret) Aw geez, LT, now you're mom has COPD too?! Prayers going up her way and yours my friend.

542 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:01:53am

re: #536 CapeCoddah

Have you tried the Bigelow plantation mint, aweome spearmint.

Not that I can recall, but it sounds very nice.

543 3 wood  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:02:09am

re: #525 Nevergiveup

What foreign policy? Does Obama have a foreign policy? I mean independent from the Politburo?

"From each according to their ability. To each according to their need.".....Oh I'm sorry, that's his domestic policy.

I think his foreign policy is to apologize to the world for our being alive and blame America first.

544 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:02:17am

re: #538 Truck Monkey

Took part in Rasmussen Poll. Shocked I was. I have never been polled before.

Tell us! What did they ask?

545 UncleRancher  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:03:01am

re: #531 Nevergiveup

Those caught up in heavy traffic have three times the risk of having a heart attack within an hour, a German study presented at the American Heart Association's 49th Annual Conference on Cardiovascular Disease in Florida said.

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

But driving in the emergency lanes on the side triple your chance of getting a ticket. So what to do? What to do?

This is another correlation without a direct cause-and-effect relationship. First there are a lot more people living in that urban environment where the stress is high, and almost ALL of them get caught in heavy traffic every day. I'm just sayin'

546 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:03:05am

re: #531 Nevergiveup

Those caught up in heavy traffic have three times the risk of having a heart attack within an hour, a German study presented at the American Heart Association's 49th Annual Conference on Cardiovascular Disease in Florida said.

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

But driving in the emergency lanes on the side triple your chance of getting a ticket. So what to do? What to do?

We are allowed to drive in the emergency/ breakdown lane here during rush hour. Another nugget of Massachusetts super wisdom. You don't want to break down anywhere around the outskirts of Boston at rush hour. A certain death sentence.

547 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:04:10am

re: #542 vxbush

Not that I can recall, but it sounds very nice.

You must try it.

548 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:04:48am

re: #513 BBev
HEY! Good morning my friend - sure I'll make extra torches for ya, but I only got this one pitchfork - seems after Obama gave his last effin' speech about how great the economy is doing (you rememer that one BBev - he made it two days after telling us for weeks on end how awful the economy is doing!) they had a run on Pitchforks at the hardware store!

549 Taqiyyotomist  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:04:48am

re: #537 vxbush

I've seen those, never tried. I used to get a (steepable) tea from Starbucks until they stopped carrying it, called Infusia. They had a chai that was incredible. Now I can't find it. It was heavy on the pepper and cardamom, and unlike any chai I've seen in any other coffeeshop, it was a teaBAG, not a sweetened syrup added to hot water. That stuff, to me, is not chai. If it's not either loose or in a bag, it may as well be the euqivalent of Instant Coffee.

I was on an Infusia chai kick as a courier in Boston. Kept a thermos of it on me at all times.

550 3 wood  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:04:50am

re: #532 eon

/Considering the amount of our IOUs they hold now, I'm sure they want to look after their investment. And they aren't busy trying to build the biggest air force since the USAAF of 1945 just to do a flyover of Mao's tomb on his birthday every year.

cheers

eon

Which is why, I think, we've seen a decided change in Obama's rap from "catastrophe is just around the corner" to "Buy stocks, things are not as bad as they seem."

I think someone may have sat down and explained to the Messiah how the market works. As a Marxist, he would not have really been familiar with it.

551 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:06:37am

re: #541 realwest

Aw geez, LT, now you're mom has COPD too?! Prayers going up her way and yours my friend.

Yes... we had a big scare last week. She's 85, has a construction set heart, starting to get mini-strokes, and could barely function for being "too tired".

They did an angiogram (sp?) and an MRI of her brain.

In the end, the heart was no worse than it was before, but they diagnosed the COPD.

552 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:07:50am

re: #549 Taqiyyotomist

It was heavy on the pepper and cardamom, and unlike any chai I've seen in any other coffeeshop, it was a teaBAG, not a sweetened syrup added to hot water. That stuff, to me, is not chai. If it's not either loose or in a bag, it may as well be the euqivalent of Instant Coffee.

There's a chai at work that everyone likes, but I haven't been so in to it. But it's a powder that you add to the hot water, so yes, it's more like instant coffee. But it gets really good reviews from my coworkers.

553 Taqiyyotomist  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:08:01am

re: #550 3 wood

The One didn't really say that things aren't as bad as they seem, just that the LONG TERM outlook was good.

Right after it gets way way worse, and they remake our system, initiate the purges, stow us all in places where work shall make us frei, and more.

Then it'll get better! Positive thoughts!

554 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:08:04am

re: #550 3 wood

Which is why, I think, we've seen a decided change in Obama's rap from "catastrophe is just around the corner" to "Buy stocks, things are not as bad as they seem."

I think someone may have sat down and explained to the Messiah how the market works. As a Marxist, he would not have really been familiar with it.

"Capitalism for Dummies"?

555 Truck Monkey  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:08:23am

re: #544 vxbush

Tell us! What did they ask?

How do you rate President Obama?
Is President Obama going to pull the troops out of Iraq?
Is the US and its allies winning the war on terror?
Should President Obama send troops to the southern US border?
Should the US build a fence along the Mexican border?
And then all of the other questions about Race, Age, Income, and political identification. Normally I would hang up on such automated calls but I heard Rasmussen early on and I stayed on the line.

556 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:08:47am

re: #518 3 wood
Good morning my friend - yep, we've discussed that already thanks to soccerdad's comment #484 above!
(y'all got to get up pretty darned early to beat out other lizards on stories like that!)>
So how are you today - other than having a 101k instead of a 402k and worrying about the damn Russians AGAIN?!

557 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:10:50am

re: #528 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret) Same - but can't seem to wake up - see also my #541).

558 UncleRancher  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:11:48am

Got to run. It's time to go feed the livestock.

559 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:11:58am

re: #555 Truck Monkey

How do you rate President Obama?
Is President Obama going to pull the troops out of Iraq?
Is the US and its allies winning the war on terror?
Should President Obama send troops to the southern US border?
Should the US build a fence along the Mexican border?
And then all of the other questions about Race, Age, Income, and political identification. Normally I would hang up on such automated calls but I heard Rasmussen early on and I stayed on the line.

Interesting, especially the focus on the southern border. You notice they assume that we won't remember that money has been spent on parts of a fence, although most of it is a virtual fence or a fence with no funding.

560 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:12:04am

re: #538 Truck Monkey
Gah! WHEN? I get Rasmussen's daily polls 7 days a week - what was it they asked y'all and when?!

561 pingjockey  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:12:14am

Mornin' all. Puppies are no respecters of the time honored tradition of sleeping in on Saturday!

562 opnion  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:12:32am

Good morning all. The Chicago Tribune is reporting this morning about a doctor rebellion at the University of Chicago Medical Center over it's "Urban Initiave."
It is an effort by the tax exempt facility to steer mainly medicaid patients away from it's own ER & dump somewhwere else.
You have to read pretty far into the article before they mention that Michelle Obama lead the program in 2005. Unlike the first time the Paper reported it they now say that she "Educated" Patients as to the proper use of the ER. She was actually dumping.
The program is headed by President Obama's 'Close Friend" Dr. Eric Whitaker.

563 3 wood  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:12:34am

By the way, the inmates at HuffPo are cheering the possibility of Russian bombers patrolling US shores. And they are blaming Bush for it.

The insanity is stunning.

564 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:13:22am

re: #540 vxbush
ROTFL! What did y'all miss my full page ad in the WSJ?!

565 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:13:37am

re: #561 pingjockey

Mornin' all. Puppies are no respecters of the time honored tradition of sleeping in on Saturday!

But the cuteness makes up for it!

566 Taqiyyotomist  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:13:39am

re: #561 pingjockey

Same with garbage-truck drivers! Three large dumpsters at 4:30AM.

I've grown used to it.

567 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:14:33am

re: #564 realwest

ROTFL! What did y'all miss my full page ad in the WSJ?!

I don't read print! Print is dead! You didn't even consider putting an ad on Charles' site, did you?

568 eon  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:14:42am

re: #554 vxbush

"Capitalism for Dummies"?

More like "Capitalism For Overeducated Egotistical Narcissists."

The One isn't dumb. There's a difference between dumb, clueless, and being arrogantly convinced you are incapable of error.

The One is definitely in the latter two categories of the three.

Have to run. Have a great day, Lizards.

cheers

eon

569 pingjockey  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:14:54am

re: #565 CapeCoddah
Baaah humbug on cuteness! Heh.

570 3 wood  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:14:57am

re: #556 realwest

Doing fine. We had a St. Patrick's Day party at our house last night (non-alcoholic). The Mrs. and I are playing all day for a St. Patrick's Day party at a local book store. Then going to a square dance tonight. Got a full schedule.

How are you and your Mom doing?

571 Truck Monkey  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:15:00am

re: #560 realwest

Gah! WHEN? I get Rasmussen's daily polls 7 days a week - what was it they asked y'all and when?!

See my #555

572 3 wood  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:15:26am

Got to run some errands.

later.

573 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:16:01am

re: #569 pingjockey

Baaah humbug on cuteness! Heh.

LOL, thats only for when they don't make it in time off of the bed!

574 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:16:25am

re: #568 eon

More like "Capitalism For Overeducated Egotistical Narcissists."

The One isn't dumb. There's a difference between dumb, clueless, and being arrogantly convinced you are incapable of error.

The One is definitely in the latter two categories of the three.

Have to run. Have a great day, Lizards.

cheers

eon

All true. Have a good one, eon!

575 pingjockey  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:16:48am

re: #566 Taqiyyotomist
Yuck. We don't have that problem out here in the sticks. Waste Management doesn't start residential pickup until after the school buses are done with their morning runs.

576 monkeytime  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:16:55am

re: #559 vxbush

Hey there - from what you said way up thread about the wall paper - have you tried spraying it with water mixed with fabric softner first? It works really well.

577 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:17:36am

re: #563 3 wood Hey my friend - what are ya doing going into that neigborhood for? Don't you know that just going to HuffPoo can give you terrible, horrible diseases?!?

578 pingjockey  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:17:44am

re: #573 CapeCoddah
"Indy" is still short enough he can't jump on the bed, yet!

579 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:18:09am

re: #576 monkeytime

Hey there - from what you said way up thread about the wall paper - have you tried spraying it with water mixed with fabric softner first? It works really well.

Oh, yes. Trust me. I tried it all. Water, fabric softener, special wallpaper remover stuff, scoring, you name it: It wasn't coming down. Now it's a moot point; that bathroom has been totally remodeled, and it has a simple coat of paint in a great color.

580 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:18:45am

re: #578 pingjockey

"Indy" is still short enough he can't jump on the bed, yet!

Lucky you. My hubby used to feel bad and give them a boost up when I was not looking. Course, I never made them get down, either!

581 pingjockey  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:19:09am

re: #577 realwest
Yep, like the terrible urge to choke the living shit out of the nearest lib/socialist/marxist/Chavez fan, etc...

582 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:19:16am

Ping, what kind of a pup?

583 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:19:28am

re: #562 opnion
Good morning Opnion - what are the doctors rebelling about - the dumping of us Medicare patients or the fact that the hospital has an actual program to dump medicare patients?

584 SteveC  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:19:39am

Quiz: How Progressive are you?

I scored 156 (out of 400). The lowest rating they have is 160, Conservative Republicans. McCain Voters are about 185; Obama Voters are about 220.

585 pingjockey  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:20:15am

re: #580 CapeCoddah
Oh yes, he gets a boost from me or the better half. She gets puppy kisses, I get attempts to gnaw my hand off!

586 SteveC  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:20:26am

re: #577 realwest

Hey my friend - what are ya doing going into that neigborhood for? Don't you know that just going to HuffPoo can give you terrible, horrible diseases?!?

It's always just fun and games until somebody gets herpes!

587 monkeytime  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:20:36am

re: #579 vxbush

Oh, yes. Trust me. I tried it all. Water, fabric softener, special wallpaper remover stuff, scoring, you name it: It wasn't coming down. Now it's a moot point; that bathroom has been totally remodeled, and it has a simple coat of paint in a great color.


I have no wallpaper in my house now and never will again. What a nightmare.

588 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:20:40am

re: #567 vxbush
I did, but I figure y'all would vote for me anyway so I spent my limited financial resources ($12.43) on the WSJ!

589 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:22:00am

re: #570 3 wood We're doing just fine - uh, I thought St.Patrick's day was March 17th, no?!

590 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:22:26am

re: #588 realwest

I did, but I figure y'all would vote for me anyway so I spent my limited financial resources ($12.43) on the WSJ!

Ha! Well, next time, get someone else to do the marketing for you, m'kay? Someone with experience. It will make a world of difference!

591 Taqiyyotomist  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:22:32am

re: #576 monkeytime

Cool! Just so happens, I have to de-wallpaper a room in an old hotel, today or Monday. I'll remember that!

592 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:22:51am

re: #571 Truck Monkey I did see that, but WHEN did they poll you?

593 pingjockey  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:23:15am

re: #582 CapeCoddah
Heinz 57. Pound puppy. Shar Pei (sp), chocolate labe, and maybe some pitbull for flavoring! We had to have our 10 yr old Golden Retriever put down, lots of tumors. We were going to wait until spring for a replacement. That lasted until the wife and the two younger boys made a couple of trips to the pound! Of course me being in total contol of the household said yes.

594 opnion  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:23:31am

re: #583 realwest

Good morning Opnion - what are the doctors rebelling about - the dumping of us Medicare patients or the fact that the hospital has an actual program to dump medicare patients?

Both, they want the program ended. UofC Med Ctr is in Hyde Park, a mixed racial & income area. You have the high end like the Obama's & their circle & the very poor.
The facility is 'Not for profit" with preferential tax treatment & is expected to serve the Community.
In my personal experience with them , they are cold & arrogant

595 monkeytime  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:23:33am

re: #591 Taqiyyotomist

Cool! Just so happens, I have to de-wallpaper a room in an old hotel, today or Monday. I'll remember that!

Good luck - I hope you have help!

596 SteveC  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:24:35am

re: #588 realwest

I did, but I figure y'all would vote for me anyway so I spent my limited financial resources ($12.43) on the WSJ!

You didn't have to pay the user tax?

Word on the street is that since Obama figures that only filthy capitalists and their ilk read the WSJ, he's going to slap a users fee of 97.7742% on every copy.

The customer has to figure the fee amount in his head - no paper, pencil, or calculator. Miss it and you have to pay a 25% "Dumb Capitalist" tax!

597 KenJen  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:24:39am

Morning Lizards from rainy Kentucky. How about those Cardnials last night?

598 monkeytime  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:25:13am

re: #594 opnion

Both, they want the program ended. UofC Med Ctr is in Hyde Park, a mixed racial & income area. You have the high end like the Obama's & their circle & the very poor.
The facility is 'Not for profit" with preferential tax treatment & is expected to serve the Community.
In my personal experience with them , they are cold & arrogant

I'm confused - if they are cold and arrogant - why are they upset about dumping the medicaid patients? It would seem a warm and kind thing to want to keep the poor.

599 CynicalConservative  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:25:51am

re: #584 SteveC

Quiz: How Progressive are you?

I scored 156 (out of 400). The lowest rating they have is 160, Conservative Republicans. McCain Voters are about 185; Obama Voters are about 220.

93 here.

600 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:25:52am

re: #581 pingjockey
'Zactly! LOL! Good morning my friend, how are you and yours doing today?

601 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:26:07am

re: #585 pingjockey

Oh yes, he gets a boost from me or the better half. She gets puppy kisses, I get attempts to gnaw my hand off!

I love puppy breath! Lucky her.

602 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:26:38am

Okay, the son is yelling and ready to get up. He really slept in today!

Later, everyone!

603 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:26:45am

re: #584 SteveC

Quiz: How Progressive are you?

I scored 156 (out of 400). The lowest rating they have is 160, Conservative Republicans. McCain Voters are about 185; Obama Voters are about 220.

I got a 40/400. They said I was extremely conservative. Who knew?

604 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:28:13am

re: #589 realwest

We're doing just fine - uh, I thought St.Patrick's day was March 17th, no?!

It is, I assure you. It is my birthday. Hubby's is tomorrow, which reminds me I have to go get him a gift and his roses.

605 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:28:27am

re: #589 realwest

We're doing just fine - uh, I thought St.Patrick's day was March 17th, no?!

everybody is celebrating it this weekend..the 17th is on a tuesday

606 SteveC  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:28:31am

re: #589 realwest

We're doing just fine - uh, I thought St.Patrick's day was March 17th, no?!

March 17 1977 is the day I had my second heart surgery!

607 opnion  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:29:23am

re: #598 monkeytime

I'm confused - if they are cold and arrogant - why are they upset about dumping the medicaid patients? It would seem a warm and kind thing to want to keep the poor.

My pejorative was referring to the Hopital Administration, Although I do know that some of the doctors are on board. It appears though that the majority oppose the piolicy

608 KenJen  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:29:36am

re: #593 pingjockey

Speaking of puppies..Dont y'all find it a bit strange that Obama has not got a dog yet?

609 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:29:59am

re: #593 pingjockey

Heinz 57. Pound puppy. Shar Pei (sp), chocolate labe, and maybe some pitbull for flavoring! We had to have our 10 yr old Golden Retriever put down, lots of tumors. We were going to wait until spring for a replacement. That lasted until the wife and the two younger boys made a couple of trips to the pound! Of course me being in total contol of the household said yes.

LOL we know who is really in charge! Sorry about your Golden, I dread that day, I won't be able to handle it well at all.

610 pingjockey  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:30:40am

re: #584 SteveC
152 here. Some of those questions were phrased poorly.

611 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:30:44am

re: #597 KenJen

Morning Lizards from rainy Kentucky. How about those Cardnials last night?

Good Morning..Good call on the Cards the other night...
The Orange men have got to be exhausted..So I've got to go with your team to win the BE

612 SteveC  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:30:52am

re: #603 CapeCoddah

I got a 40/400. They said I was extremely conservative. Who knew?

You guys are making me feel like... like... like a DEMOCRAT!

*Curls up into fetal position and cries*

613 Musicmaven  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:30:54am

re: #584 SteveC

Quiz: How Progressive are you?

I scored 156 (out of 400). The lowest rating they have is 160, Conservative Republicans. McCain Voters are about 185; Obama Voters are about 220.

I just scored a 57......I am facing at least 4 years of plain hell under the clueless, ham-handed, hypocritical, etc.etc....... administration of the BIG ZerO !

614 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:31:50am

re: #608 KenJen

Speaking of puppies..Dont y'all find it a bit strange that Obama has not got a dog yet?

I believe they have a delivery date for the one they picked out. He reneged on the pound puppy promise.

615 pingjockey  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:32:16am

re: #600 realwest
We are well. Up too damn early here in the Northwest. How's you and yours?

616 soxfan4life  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:33:02am

re: #614 CapeCoddah

I believe they have a delivery date for the one they picked out. He reneged on the pound puppy promise.

Wouldn't want him to change his spots now would we?

617 jaunte  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:33:13am

re: #603 CapeCoddah

I just scored a 116; surprising, I thought I was more liberal than that.

618 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:34:02am

re: #612 SteveC

You guys are making me feel like... like... like a DEMOCRAT!

*Curls up into fetal position and cries*

lol.

619 pingjockey  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:34:23am

re: #609 CapeCoddah
You are losing part of the family. It was terrible. The new pup isn't Jasmine of course, but unconditional love fills huge holes.

620 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:35:05am

re: #619 pingjockey

You are losing part of the family. It was terrible. The new pup isn't Jasmine of course, but unconditional love fills huge holes.

That it does.

621 KenJen  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:35:29am

re: #611 HoosierHoops

Thanks. I hope we win the Big East tonight!

622 Lincolntf  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:35:29am

re: #611 HoosierHoops

Morning all.
The BC Eagles hung tough with Duke last night, but neither team looked all that great. My man Reggie Jackson went down with an injury early and was replaced by Biko Paris who provided some flash and excitement, otherwise Rice was cold and Singler, et al. were in charge for the bulk of the second half. Some potential upsets/bubble-moves on tap today and tomorrow, I can't wait.

623 pingjockey  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:35:46am

re: #617 jaunte
Hell I scored 152. Quite surprising.

624 SteveC  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:36:47am

re: #614 CapeCoddah

He reneged on the pound puppy promise.

Breaking promises is getting easier and easier, isn't it, Mr. President. You just broke a promise to your kids.

625 opnion  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:37:15am

re: #614 CapeCoddah

I believe they have a delivery date for the one they picked out. He reneged on the pound puppy promise.

Portuguese Water Dogs do not wind up in the pound.
I am surprised though that they are trying to put together a phony rescue.

626 jaunte  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:37:16am

re: #623 pingjockey

It's that 'classical liberal' lining under the conservative shell...

627 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:37:26am

re: #584 SteveC WOW, I'm a real knuckle dragger! I scored a 129!

628 pingjockey  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:37:47am

re: #624 SteveC
I bet he keeps promises to dictators and leftist asshats.

629 pingjockey  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:38:34am

re: #626 jaunte
Ah. Liberal as in the actual meaning of the word.

630 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:38:44am

re: #622 Lincolntf

Morning all.
The BC Eagles hung tough with Duke last night, but neither team looked all that great. My man Reggie Jackson went down with an injury early and was replaced by Biko Paris who provided some flash and excitement, otherwise Rice was cold and Singler, et al. were in charge for the bulk of the second half. Some potential upsets/bubble-moves on tap today and tomorrow, I can't wait.

This is my favorite part of the year..I left work yesterday for a 2 hour lunch to watch the Tar Heels.. I can't wait to fill out my brackets..

631 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:38:57am

re: #590 vxbush Well I woulda, but didn't want to reduce my War Chest on that!
/

632 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:38:59am

re: #624 SteveC

Breaking promises is getting easier and easier, isn't it, Mr. President. You just broke a promise to your kids.

In addition to bankrupting their futures

633 pingjockey  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:40:15am

Was doing portable fire extinguisher service yesterday at the local gun store. Place was full. People buying ammo, relaoding supplies. The thinking is, since they can't take the guns, yet. Obambi will tax the hell out of ammo.

634 Wishing  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:40:19am

re: #599 CynicalConservative

93 here.

156 here as well...

635 jaunte  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:40:27am

re: #629 pingjockey

I think testing for progressive tendencies means testing for belief in the power of the beneficial radiations of Governmentium to solve every problem. Magical thinking.

636 soxfan4life  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:40:32am

re: #624 SteveC

Breaking promises is getting easier and easier, isn't it, Mr. President. You just broke a promise to your kids.

We wouldn't want him to be punished with a sense of integrity.

637 KenJen  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:40:42am

re: #614 CapeCoddah

I believe they have a delivery date for the one they picked out. He reneged on the pound puppy promise.

You have got to be kidding. That pisses me off. His promise to adopt a puppy from the pound was the only positive thing I could say about him. Go suck an egg Obama.

638 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:40:55am

re: #594 opnion WTF? They are a not for profit and they want to stop service to poor, Medicare/Medicaid patients?!?
Anyone ever try to explain to them that that would probably (if it succeeded) cause them to lose that 501 C (3) charitable exemption?!

639 soxfan4life  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:42:00am

re: #638 realwest

WTF? They are a not for profit and they want to stop service to poor, Medicare/Medicaid patients?!?
Anyone ever try to explain to them that that would probably (if it succeeded) cause them to lose that 501 C (3) charitable exemption?!

They have a friend in the Whitehouse.

640 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:42:34am

re: #637 KenJen

You have got to be kidding. That pisses me off. His promise to adopt a puppy from the pound was the only positive thing I could say about him. Go suck an egg Obama.

It is what weasels do best!

641 kansas  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:42:44am

From MSNBC
President sheds his former reluctance to fault White House predecessor for state of economy

That's all he's ever done for Christ's sake. What tools.

On a happier note, the Russians are gonna base bombers in Cuba.

642 opnion  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:42:49am

re: #630 HoosierHoops

This is my favorite part of the year..I left work yesterday for a 2 hour lunch to watch the Tar Heels.. I can't wait to fill out my brackets..

After you fill out your bracket, let's swap up Final Four picks.

643 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:43:11am

re: #584 SteveC

Quiz: How Progressive are you?

I scored 156 (out of 400). The lowest rating they have is 160, Conservative Republicans. McCain Voters are about 185; Obama Voters are about 220.

99/400 Extremely Conservative. That damn libertarian streak of my ruined a perfect 0!

I disagreed with the premiss on some of their questions so took the extreme point of view on those.

644 Wishing  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:43:14am

re: #633 pingjockey

Was doing portable fire extinguisher service yesterday at the local gun store. Place was full. People buying ammo, relaoding supplies. The thinking is, since they can't take the guns, yet. Obambi will tax the hell out of ammo.

I think there is a bill pending somewhere to put those lil numbers on EVERY cartridge...ridiculous.

645 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:43:46am

re: #606 SteveC1977 SECOND heart surgery? OMG! Have you had problems with your heart since then?!

646 jaunte  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:43:56am

re: #644 Wishing

I think there is a bill pending somewhere to put those lil numbers on EVERY cartridge...ridiculous.

They'll have a tough time with the shotgun pellets.

647 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:44:31am

re: #642 opnion

After you fill out your bracket, let's swap up Final Four picks.

Sounds like fun!
How are you doing this morning?

648 SteveC  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:44:52am

A doctor tells this guy that he needs heart surgery. After a long pause, the guy tries to talk his way out of it, but when the doctor says that it is the only option, he admits that's never been in the hospital for more than a night before and the thought of surgery scares him.

"Come down to the hospital Saturday and ask for Mary," the doctor says. "Mary is one of the OR nurses, she'll be glad to walk you through the operating rooms and the recovery room, and answer all your questions. Hopefully that will put your mind at ease."

So our guy goes to the hospital and Mary shows him around. he's still worried, but he understands things better and his mind is at ease. He's especially impressed by the recovery room - it is on the top floor, with a giant plate glass window that overlooks the city.

A week later, our man wakes up in the recovery room, and as promised, Mary is by his bedside. "How are you feeling?"

"I'm hurting a little, but I'll make it. I thought that I'd be able to look out over the city, but the curtain is closed."

"We closed it," Mary admits. "The building across the street is on fire, and we didn't want the patients to wake up and get the wrong idea."

649 CynicalConservative  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:44:54am

re: #644 Wishing

I think there is a bill pending somewhere to put those lil numbers on EVERY cartridge...ridiculous.

I believe Cali is trying, no linky though.

650 opnion  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:45:33am

re: #638 realwest

WTF? They are a not for profit and they want to stop service to poor, Medicare/Medicaid patients?!?
Anyone ever try to explain to them that that would probably (if it succeeded) cause them to lose that 501 C (3) charitable exemption?!

You hit the nail on the head. The ironic part is that they appear cash rich.
The facility is state of the art. Odds of them losing their tax status are not good, they are in bed with the Obama's. Chicago corruption comes to Washington.

651 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:45:47am

re: #615 pingjockey
Howdy ping - wow, y'all are up early! Mom and I are doing just fine thanks - although get back to me for an update after we wake up, m'kay?!

652 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:47:10am

Commentary on a bill to number ammo cartridges in CA.
[Link: www.fff.org...]

653 SteveC  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:48:13am

re: #645 realwest

1977 SECOND heart surgery? OMG! Have you had problems with your heart since then?!

Man, I was born with a bad heart and I've had THREE operations! But you can't keep a good lizard down, though!

654 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:48:21am

re: #617 jaunte
Good morning juante! You may be more liberal than that; the questions were VERY poorly written and thinking folks would no doubt agonize over many of them.
I, OTOH, scored a 129 which is around where I thought I'd be given that most of the "yes/no" type of answers to very complex questions led me to be perhaps more hard core than I otherwise would be!

How are you doing today?

655 kansas  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:48:25am

Uh Oh. I scored 70. Right wing nut from Kansas.

656 Lincolntf  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:48:49am

re: #641 kansas

They have to be kidding, right?
How hard would it be for a network to do a Nexis(?) kind of search and count how often Obama (or his aides/spokesmen) has used the word "inherited" or it's equivalent in the context of the economic crisis?
MSNBC is laughable. How are they still in business?

657 Miss Trixie  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:49:54am

&#9834 &#9836 Good morning, {lizards!} &#9836 &#9834

Another beautiful sinshiny day in the valley and it's finally warming up. I expect all the remaining sneaux to be completely vanished by the end of next week and I've even heard a couple of Robins yelling their heads off in my neighbor's yard.

:D

{realwest} Morning, luv *smoochie-smooch* Happy to see you today. :)

658 SteveC  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:50:04am

re: #650 opnion

Odds of them losing their tax status are not good, they are in bed with the Obama's.

TMI! You did that on purpose, didn't you!?!?!?!

659 kansas  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:50:18am

re: #656 Lincolntf

They have to be kidding, right?
How hard would it be for a network to do a Nexis(?) kind of search and count how often Obama (or his aides/spokesmen) has used the word "inherited" or it's equivalent in the context of the economic crisis?
MSNBC is laughable. How are they still in business?

Just Google Obama Blames Bush and you get 893,000 hits.

660 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:50:20am

re: #656 Lincolntf

They have to be kidding, right?
How hard would it be for a network to do a Nexis(?) kind of search and count how often Obama (or his aides/spokesmen) has used the word "inherited" or it's equivalent in the context of the economic crisis?
MSNBC is laughable. How are they still in business?

I dont know how ANY of the MSM is still in business! Good Morning Linc.

661 soxfan4life  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:50:50am

re: #655 kansas

Uh Oh. I scored 70. Right wing nut from Kansas.

I scored a 71. Living in MA kinda makes me a fish out of water.

662 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:50:52am

re: #584 SteveC

Quiz: How Progressive are you?

I scored 156 (out of 400). The lowest rating they have is 160, Conservative Republicans. McCain Voters are about 185; Obama Voters are about 220.

I got a 112 -very conservative--and I was trying not to sound too conservative. Anyway the questions were rigged.

663 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:51:14am

re: #657 Miss Trixie

♪ ♬ Good morning, {lizards!} ♬ ♪

Another beautiful sinshiny day in the valley and it's finally warming up. I expect all the remaining sneaux to be completely vanished by the end of next week and I've even heard a couple of Robins yelling their heads off in my neighbor's yard.

:D

{realwest} Morning, luv *smoochie-smooch* Happy to see you today. :)

You have ROBINS? I cant wait to spot my first one.. means spring is really here. Still mostly Cardinals.

664 jaunte  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:51:16am

re: #654 realwest

Hi realwest! Agreed on the quality of the questions. I scored a lot of 5's, 'yes and no.' Doing well today, it's chilly and overcast here, and I'm delaying a run up to the office to catch up on next week's assignments.

665 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:51:26am

re: #657 Miss Trixie

♪ ♬ Good morning, {lizards!} ♬ ♪

Another beautiful sinshiny day in the valley and it's finally warming up. I expect all the remaining sneaux to be completely vanished by the end of next week and I've even heard a couple of Robins yelling their heads off in my neighbor's yard.

:D

{realwest} Morning, luv *smoochie-smooch* Happy to see you today. :)

Good Morning Miss Trixie..Spring is almost here!
Hope today finds you well

666 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:51:38am

re: #639 soxfan4life Yeah, I know, but it won't really matter in the end; they don't have friends in SCOTUS. Or, apparently, the IRS.

667 Lincolntf  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:51:47am

Good Morning, Cape. The rest of you are on your own...

668 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:52:32am

re: #661 soxfan4life

I scored a 71. Living in MA kinda makes me a fish out of water.

I scored a 40, living in Mass all my life has really made me a meanie!

669 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:53:23am

re: #668 CapeCoddah

I scored a 40, living in Mass all my life has really made me a meanie!

At 112 they called me very conservative. At 40 what did they call you?

670 lawhawk  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:53:24am

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. The Obama Administration continues playing games with US national security. Yesterday, they redefined enemy combatants (eliminating use of the term), basing their decisions on international law, and requiring substantial support for AQ or Taliban in order to hold terrorists (although the term terrorist is not used).

Today, the Russians are once again testing the Administration by saying that they're considering basis Russian long range bombers from Cuba and Venezuela. The Russians expect Obama to roll over. So do I.

671 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:53:25am

re: #646 jaunte Nah, Geithner has already put together a crack team of experts to figure out how to put that on pellets. I mean, it's not like he has anythng more important to do!

672 albusteve  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:53:28am

how free are you where you live?....crunch the numbers and presto!, they have a rating system...

[Link: www.worldnetdaily.com...]

673 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:54:22am

I feel so much better! We don't have enemies trying to kill us anymore!

Obama administration dropping 'enemy combatant' term

674 soxfan4life  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:55:08am

re: #670 lawhawk

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. The Obama Administration continues playing games with US national security. Yesterday, they redefined enemy combatants (eliminating use of the term), basing their decisions on international law, and requiring substantial support for AQ or Taliban in order to hold terrorists (although the term terrorist is not used).

Today, the Russians are once again testing the Administration by saying that they're considering basis Russian long range bombers from Cuba and Venezuela. The Russians expect Obama to roll over. So do I.

But at least they will like us.

675 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:55:45am

re: #653 SteveC Well I reckon y'all ought to quit smoking and drinking and carrying on then!
You won't live any longer, but it'll sure feel like you did!
:)

676 jaunte  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:55:45am

re: #670 lawhawk

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. The Obama Administration continues playing games with US national security. Yesterday, they redefined enemy combatants (eliminating use of the term), basing their decisions on international law, and requiring substantial support for AQ or Taliban in order to hold terrorists (although the term terrorist is not used).

Unofficially termed the 'take no prisoners' policy.

677 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:55:51am

re: #669 Nevergiveup

At 112 they called me very conservative. At 40 what did they call you?

Extremely conservative. I expect a knock on the door from the PC police any second! You should have seen the look on the face of the kid who was knocking on doors pitching global warming a couple of weeks ago. Hubby had to pull me from the door and lock me in the bathroom.

678 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:56:10am

re: #673 JCM

I feel so much better! We don't have enemies trying to kill us anymore!

Obama administration dropping 'enemy combatant' term

I'll write the same thing I wrote yesterday. I don't care what they are called as long as it is preceded " the family of the bereaved of ".

679 livefreeor die  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:56:18am

re: #673 JCM

I feel so much better! We don't have enemies trying to kill us anymore!

Obama administration dropping 'enemy combatant' term

Wow, that was so easy! Wheee! I'm going to go give my unicorn a big hug!

680 SteveC  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:56:37am

re: #670 lawhawk

Today, the Russians are once again testing the Administration by saying that they're considering basis Russian long range bombers from Cuba and Venezuela. The Russians expect Obama to roll over. So do I.

Oh boy. I can't wait for the Cuban Bomber Crisis!

*Warning! Maximum Sarcastic content exceeded*

681 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:57:37am

re: #657 {Miss Trixie} Hey there gorgeous! Glad to hear the news but ya know if you kept Lil Miss in the house, you might hear those Robins in your backyard! LOL!
*smooches* back to you!

682 livefreeor die  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:57:52am

re: #677 CapeCoddah

Extremely conservative. I expect a knock on the door from the PC police any second! You should have seen the look on the face of the kid who was knocking on doors pitching global warming a couple of weeks ago. Hubby had to pull me from the door and lock me in the bathroom.


We get those from the local college periodically. My husband always asks them what the economic implications of their ideas are and then closes the door when they start with the "But don't you care about the planet?"

683 jaunte  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:58:18am

re: #671 realwest

Nah, Geithner has already put together a crack team of experts to figure out how to put that on pellets. I mean, it's not like he has anythng more important to do!

Some people don't understand that the more restrictions are put on gun ownership, the more profitable illegal gun-selling becomes to organized crime.
Why do they always end up in government jobs?

684 opnion  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:58:41am

re: #658 SteveC

TMI! You did that on purpose, didn't you!?!?!?!

Yeah, I should have put that another way. As you were.

685 Lincolntf  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:58:48am

re: #673 JCM

Now if they'd only drop the term "Recession" our economic problems would disappear, too.
Why didn't Bush think of this first?

686 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:58:56am

re: #682 livefreeor die

We get those from the local college periodically. My husband always asks them what the economic implications of their ideas are and then closes the door when they start with the "But don't you care about the planet?"

I just go to the door with the coyote bat. My version of Mandy's clue bat.

687 KenJen  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:58:57am

re: #670 lawhawk

Somebody please clone Ronald Reagan-stat!

688 pingjockey  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:58:58am

re: #635 jaunte
Delusional thinking. The gov't knows best. Most of the fools on Capitol Hill don't have a clue what they're doing and the msm annoints them as subject matter experts. Didja hear someone from Britains version of the Treasury tried to get in touch with someone about fiscal policy? There are NO senior directors at Treasury. None have been appointed/confirmed. Yep, this is worse than the Klintoon Kids, or Carters Keystone Kops.

689 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:59:39am

Last update - 16:41 14/03/2009

Bin Laden: Israeli Gaza offensive is a 'holocaust'

[Link: www.haaretz.com...]

EAT ME.

690 livefreeor die  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:59:42am

re: #687 KenJen

Somebody please clone Ronald Reagan-stat!

They seem to have got the cloning for Jimmy Carter down pat.

691 SteveC  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 7:59:56am

re: #675 realwest

Well I reckon y'all ought to quit smoking and drinking and carrying on then!
You won't live any longer, but it'll sure feel like you did!
:)

I don't drink, nor do I smoke, but I will carry on until I am carried out!

"How'd he die? His heart finally give out?"

"Something like that. I hear there was a woman involved."

692 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:00:17am

re: #690 livefreeor die

They seem to have got the cloning for Jimmy Carter down pat.

Less brain cells?

693 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:00:18am

re: #664 jaunte
"I'm delaying a run up to the office to catch up on next week's assignments."
Um, what? Ya mean get a head start on next weeks assignments, right (wondering how juante could possibly be behind next week's assignemens)?!

Hmmmm - maybe I AM waking up a bit!

694 albusteve  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:00:41am

BO say we will be "post-bubbles"......hahaha!....he's a fungi


[Link: www.sfgate.com...]

695 jaunte  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:01:34am

re: #688 pingjockey

Last I read, only 75 of almost 400 policy positions had been filled by the new administration. Maybe a few more this week, but they're looking awfully unprepared for a two year long presidential campaign.

696 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:01:46am

Here's what happens with free market capitalism over time....

In 1949, the minimum wage was $0.40 per hour, and a full-time summer job (40 hours per week for 12 weeks) would have generated $192 in total summer earnings (ignoring taxes). Using a Sears catalog for retail prices, $192 would have only purchased the following 4 items in 1949:

Now contrast that with 2009. At the 2009 minimum wage of $7.25 per hour, a full-time summer job will generate about $3,500 this year, which would be enough to purchase the following list of 28 items (click to enlarge):

697 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:02:00am

re: #584 SteveC

Quiz: How Progressive are you?

I scored 156 (out of 400). The lowest rating they have is 160, Conservative Republicans. McCain Voters are about 185; Obama Voters are about 220.

I am trying to finish this, but I have read 5 questions that are set up on complete BS premises.

"Immigrants today are a burden...blah blah blah..."

Illegal? Absolutely.
Law Abiding, citizens who are also first generation immigrants? No.

Yet they are all PC'ing out for a completely skewed result. Crap quiz.

698 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:02:02am

Former U.S. ambassador to the United Nations John Bolton said Friday that the Obama administration's fixation on resolving the conflict between Israel and the Palestinians as a means of achieving peace and stability in the Middle East is "bad news for Israel, and for America."

In an article published in the daily New York Post on Friday, John Bolton said that the pressure that the U.S. administration will exert in efforts to resolve the crisis, will be turned with force against Israel, being a U.S. ally.

[Link: www.haaretz.com...]

G-D I miss President Bush!

699 jaunte  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:02:09am

re: #693 realwest

I try to stay ahead by being behind on next week...

700 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:03:09am

re: #670 lawhawk

Morning all, and welcome to the Cognito and Advanti "Insight into the News." I'm Cog, and to the far left of me, is Adanti.

Vroom, Vroom, Cog, and how are you doing this fine morning.

Well, let's catch up on the weekend news...

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. The Obama Administration continues playing games with US national security. Yesterday, they redefined enemy combatants (eliminating use of the term), basing their decisions on international law, and requiring substantial support for AQ or Taliban in order to hold terrorists (although the term terrorist is not used).

Of course Avanti, the administration may have a legal point here, since international law requires us to bend over and that it up the poop chute in regards to any terrorist groups.

You're right there Cog, and from the "Russians are coming" desk, this little piece of nostalgia...

Today, the Russians are once again testing the Administration by saying that they're considering basis Russian long range bombers from Cuba and Venezuela. The Russians expect Obama to roll over. So do I.

Well, you know Cog, nostalgia is just a think of the past, but I think it's quaint that the Russians would be making this gesture of cooperation in this hemisphere.

And now from our science desk, abortions are intruding on quality family time in many homes...

701 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:03:27am

re: #672 albusteve Well at least I'm in the top half (at #23!)!

702 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:03:38am

100 out of 400...

Had the questions been worded correctly I would have been close to a 3 out of 400...

703 sattv4u2  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:04:42am

re: #699 jaunte

I try to stay ahead by being behind on next week...

I was going to send you money with this letter, but I have already sealed the envelope!

//

704 KenJen  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:04:48am

re: #698 Nevergiveup

.G-D I miss President Bush!

And John Bolton.

705 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:05:16am

re: #701 realwest
AND didja notice that the bluest of blue states (NY, NJ. Mass and California) are the LEAST FREE?
Nope, didn't come as a surprise to me either!

706 reine.de.tout  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:05:35am

re: #617 jaunte

I just scored a 116; surprising, I thought I was more liberal than that.

I got a 111.

But I knew I wasn't more "liberal" than that.

Actually - they seem to be classifying one as "liberal" if one wants a great deal of government intrusion into private matters. I think their definitions are off base.

707 livefreeor die  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:05:43am

re: #704 KenJen

.G-D I miss President Bush!

And John Bolton.

Bolton/Rove 2012

708 Miss Trixie  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:06:13am

re: #663 CapeCoddah

You have ROBINS? I cant wait to spot my first one.. means spring is really here. Still mostly Cardinals.

I've not seen them - yet - but they are definately here and I have two pair of Cardinals who visit my courtyard all winter and put on quite a show in the birdbath in the summertime. Several Jays, Chickadees and little yellow birds also.

I love to watch them - makes my day.

Hoosier - right backatcha, darls. :D

realwest - new avatar shows my tattoos ... :D

709 reine.de.tout  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:06:18am

re: #697 Oh no...Sand People!

I am trying to finish this, but I have read 5 questions that are set up on complete BS premises.

"Immigrants today are a burden...blah blah blah..."

Illegal? Absolutely.
Law Abiding, citizens who are also first generation immigrants? No.

Yet they are all PC'ing out for a completely skewed result. Crap quiz.

It is a crap quiz.
but go ahead and finish it.

710 lawhawk  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:06:23am

re: #689 Nevergiveup

Last update - 16:41 14/03/2009

Bin Laden: Israeli Gaza offensive is a 'holocaust'

[Link: www.haaretz.com...]

EAT ME.

Funny, but he's a little late on that tape. A couple hundred civilians killed because they're human shields for a terrorist group that could care less if 1 million Palestinians are killed in their war against Israel is not a Holocaust. It's all part of the nihilistic death cult that the terrorists subscribe to. They care more for death than they do for life; which is why they continue to engage in the rocket war against Israel regardless of the fact that Israel simply wants to be left alone and live in peace with its neighbors. Islamists cannot let that happen because Israel's very existence is an affront to their religious beliefs.

The only folks who want to see a Holocaust are the Islamists - who want to murder the Jews in Israel - wiping them from the face of the earth.

Of course, bin Laden (or his doppelganger's visage/voice) is purposefully using Holocaust language so as to undermine Israel's reason for existence in the first place and to undermine the plight that Jews have faced for centuries - persecution at the hands of everyone else. Now that Jews have a place to call home, their spiritual home for thousands of years, the Islamists want to undermine that salient fact.

It's why they call every Israeli response against terrorism a Holocaust or massacre or genocide. It's the usurpation of the language and destroys the meaning of those very words.

711 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:07:41am

re: #683 jaunte
"Why do they always end up in government jobs?"
Um, cause Welfare is too demeaning for 'em?!

712 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:07:50am

In phone conversations with the leaders of Indonesia, Saudi Arabia and the Philippines on Friday, US President Barack Obama discussed his commitment to forging a new relationship with Islamic countries, among other issues.

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

Why, because their values are our values? EAT ME.

713 jaunte  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:08:05am

re: #706 reine.de.tout

Yes, the assumption behind the questions seems to be that government intervention is always progressive, and a desire for less intervention is always conservative except in the case of national security.

714 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:08:38am

re: #706 reine.de.tout

I got a 111.

But I knew I wasn't more "liberal" than that.

Actually - they seem to be classifying one as "liberal" if one wants a great deal of government intrusion into private matters. I think their definitions are off base.

There was cognitive dissonance in their little quiz. First their questions what cradle to grave government intrusion, but the had problems with national security "intrusions."

715 albusteve  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:08:55am

re: #705 realwest

AND didja notice that the bluest of blue states (NY, NJ. Mass and California) are the LEAST FREE?
Nope, didn't come as a surprise to me either!

NM is 36th....nearly in chains...course it's all donks out here

716 KenJen  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:09:07am

re: #707 livefreeor die

Bolton/Rove 2012

Had not thought about that combo. Palin/Romney are a bit more attractive-literally.

717 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:09:27am

re: #689 Nevergiveup
Another fucking audio recording. I'm tell y'all bin Laden bought the farm in Tora Bora. He's dead, Jim.

718 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:10:28am

re: #709 reine.de.tout

r.d.t.

golly had a recipe last night for the cookbook II

Ok, try this
Recipe:

One fresh, unwashed Troll, checked for drugs and alcohol.
Eviscerate Troll, reserving lilyliver, pea brain and emaciated gonads (place on left)
Wax the rear quarters, and tenderize upper quarters with a clue bat.
Hoist on petard, and swing over the coals.
Roasting will cause the meat to sweat, and as it sweats, baste liberally (no pun intended)
with Mandy's Downdinger's Sauce and Marinade.
When the internal temperature reaches molten on the banstick,
Remove from fire, and chop into small pieces and discard along with reserved giblets.
You didn't want Troll anyway.

Tomorrow's recipe: Skewered Blogpimps with boasted chestnuts.

719 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:11:09am

re: #670 lawhawk

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. The Obama Administration continues playing games with US national security. Yesterday, they redefined enemy combatants (eliminating use of the term), basing their decisions on international law, and requiring substantial support for AQ or Taliban in order to hold terrorists (although the term terrorist is not used).

Today, the Russians are once again testing the Administration by saying that they're considering basis Russian long range bombers from Cuba and Venezuela. The Russians expect Obama to roll over. So do I.

The more I think about this, the more I feel this will all be unnecessary. I am sure Obama will just allow the Ruskies to use Andrews Air Force Base?

720 pingjockey  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:11:28am

Sorry for the sporadic posting. Verizon is out and about early fucking around with cables! They are down the block. Post winter maintenance!

721 reine.de.tout  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:11:35am

re: #718 JCM

I saw it!
And put it in my faves to collect when we start working in earnest!

722 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:12:09am

re: #720 pingjockey

Sorry for the sporadic posting. Verizon is out and about early fucking around with cables! They are down the block. Post winter maintenance!

Hey, Ping!

How's things on the dry side?

723 sattv4u2  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:12:18am

I got a 115. It stated

"this makes you VERY (their bold) conservative"

I wasted 4 minutes of my life for them to tlel me THAT !>?!?!?!

724 jaunte  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:12:18am

re: #717 realwest

Another fucking audio recording. I'm tell y'all bin Laden bought the farm in Tora Bora. He's dead, Jim.

...Somewhere in Pakistan a sound tech is painstakingly stringing together Bin Laden syllables: "Hol...o..cost" ...Perfect!

725 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:12:29am

re: #720 pingjockey

Sorry for the sporadic posting. Verizon is out and about early fucking around with cables! They are down the block. Post winter maintenance!

Yeah, but maybe you aughta pay your bill every once and a while ?
/

726 [deleted]  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:12:42am
728 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:13:07am

re: #700 Walter L. Newton

Good Morning Walter..Hope you are well..
Is Cog here this morning?

729 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:13:22am

re: #721 reine.de.tout

I saw it!
And put it in my faves to collect when we start working in earnest!

Golly better deliver on the Skewered Blogpimps recipe!
;-)

730 opnion  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:13:38am

Russian Long Range Bombers in Cuba & Venezuela?
Let me guess, Obama will trade off the Missle Shield in Eastern Europe.
Poland & the Czech Republic can just twist.
If the Russians move in to punish them Obama will just claim that he inherited the crisis & do pretty much nothing.

731 kansas  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:13:52am

re: #661 soxfan4life

Hey I got a brother in law in Connecticut who is conservative. What's that come to, two in the NE?

732 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:13:55am

re: #727 reine.de.tout

Is this for real?
Obama Signs Law Banning Federal Embryo Research Two Days After Signing Executive Order to OK It

Yes, we discussed this the other night in the Kurthammer thread.

733 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:14:22am

re: #720 pingjockey

Sorry for the sporadic posting. Verizon is out and about early fucking around with cables! They are down the block. Post winter maintenance!

Comcast does that here constantly. Drives me nuts.

734 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:14:27am

re: #717 realwest

Another fucking audio recording. I'm tell y'all bin Laden bought the farm in Tora Bora. He's dead, Jim.

Bin Laden has more lives than a cat..

735 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:14:27am

re: #728 HoosierHoops

Good Morning Walter..Hope you are well..
Is Cog here this morning?

Nope, I hadn't seen him. I was hoping to rattle both their cages.

736 livefreeor die  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:14:39am

I got an 88. And I thought I was fairly moderate!

737 reine.de.tout  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:14:43am

re: #732 Walter L. Newton

Yes, we discussed this the other night in the Kurthammer thread.

Oh, okay.
I've been visiting sporadically so didn't see the discussion.

738 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:14:56am

re: #731 kansas

Hey I got a brother in law in Connecticut who is conservative. What's that come to, two in the NE?

Remember there is a Navy Base in Connecticut. That might throw your stats off a tad.

739 [deleted]  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:14:57am
740 lawhawk  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:15:03am

re: #717 realwest

Another fucking audio recording. I'm tell y'all bin Laden bought the farm in Tora Bora. He's dead, Jim.

Don't know about the dead part (though it is still plausible. It shows that the AQ media machine is totally fubar because they can't do anything more than provide bad audio harping on the same themes they have for years - Israel evil and must be destroyed. US evil and must be destroyed. Must have global caliphate and Islam must be the law of the land. blah blah blah.

It's what they do. They can't diverge from that message, and it makes it easier for them to recycle their audio recordings too.

It also shows just how badly the US has hurt AQ leadership because they can't get their message out in any way other than by audio from undisclosed locations. We've been rolling up their networks, but I remain deeply concerned by the Taliban activities in the Pak frontier provinces since they're morphing into something far worse - a far more competent army than AQ was (given the way the Taliban have fought the Pakistani military to a standstill and the Pakistanis have ceded large parts of the country to Islamist rule). AQ benefits from that ongoing relationship, which undermines US efforts in the region.

741 opnion  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:15:31am

re: #712 Nevergiveup

In phone conversations with the leaders of Indonesia, Saudi Arabia and the Philippines on Friday, US President Barack Obama discussed his commitment to forging a new relationship with Islamic countries, among other issues.

[Link: www.jpost.com...]
I'm tellin ya, he has never gotten over his Koranic studies in Indonesia.
He may be a Christian, but he is still down with the Ummah.

Why, because their values are our values? EAT ME.

742 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:15:47am

re: #737 reine.de.tout

Oh, okay.
I've been visiting sporadically so didn't see the discussion.

Which, if i remember correctly, it was interesting that Kurthammer either missed this himself or stayed away from it becuase it didn't help his point.

743 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:16:17am

re: #727 reine.de.tout

Is this for real?
Obama Signs Law Banning Federal Embryo Research Two Days After Signing Executive Order to OK It

Hopefully, the moron did not even realize it was there.

744 sattv4u2  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:16:26am

re: #717 realwest

Another fucking audio recording. I'm tell y'all bin Laden bought the farm in Tora Bora. He's dead, Jim.

Sorry, but I have a freind who ahs been in the CIA for decades who told me that as recent as 2006 they (the CIA) confimed Bin Laden to be alive based on an audio recording from that year. There were things stated in that recording (not released to the public) that time stamled it and verified that the recording wasn't a cut and paste from past speaches

745 opnion  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:16:34am

re: #717 realwest

Another fucking audio recording. I'm tell y'all bin Laden bought the farm in Tora Bora. He's dead, Jim.

yup, Osama bin Dead.

746 CapeCoddah  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:16:56am

re: #731 kansas

Hey I got a brother in law in Connecticut who is conservative. What's that come to, two in the NE?

ME, Hubby, and both of our kids!

747 Gort  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:17:10am

re: #670 lawhawk


...

Today, the Russians are once again testing the Administration by saying that they're considering basis Russian long range bombers from Cuba and Venezuela. The Russians expect Obama to roll over. So do I.

The Obama administration declares no further use of the "term long range strategic bombers" in 5... 4... 3... 2...

/Feverishly searching Amazon for the 50th ed. of 2009 Newspeak Dictionary, a new edition for every day in office.

748 [deleted]  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:17:31am
749 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:17:31am

re: #708 Miss Trixie
ROTFLMAO! Nice Tats!

750 Irish Rose  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:17:58am

Good morning, lizards.
It's the weekend, time to get happy feet!

Steve Martin (yes, that one) and Earl Scruggs, picking out "Foggy Mountain Breakdown"

Click, you know you wanna.

751 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:18:00am

re: #727 reine.de.tout

Is this for real?
Obama Signs Law Banning Federal Embryo Research Two Days After Signing Executive Order to OK It

Looking into it...
Omnibus bill Section 509 Dickey-Wicker amendment...

Might be something.

752 opnion  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:18:09am

re: #744 sattv4u2

Sorry, but I have a freind who ahs been in the CIA for decades who told me that as recent as 2006 they (the CIA) confimed Bin Laden to be alive based on an audio recording from that year. There were things stated in that recording (not released to the public) that time stamled it and verified that the recording wasn't a cut and paste from past speaches


Ok, then why wasn't he at the Inauguration?

753 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:18:55am

re: #744 sattv4u2

Sorry, but I have a freind who ahs been in the CIA for decades who told me that as recent as 2006 they (the CIA) confimed Bin Laden to be alive based on an audio recording from that year. There were things stated in that recording (not released to the public) that time stamled it and verified that the recording wasn't a cut and paste from past speaches

And further confirmation by Cognito places Ben Ladin in the underground complex near Denver International Airport, which is of course connected with his underground complex in pakistan.

754 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:19:03am

re: #735 Walter L. Newton

Nope, I hadn't seen him. I was hoping to rattle both their cages.

oh..I ran to the store to get milk and eggs and thought he said something stupid again..We went over to the lounge the other night to chat..It went pretty quick..I didn't want the public to read what I had to tell him..

755 [deleted]  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:19:06am
756 sattv4u2  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:19:10am

re: #752 opnion

Ok, then why wasn't he at the Inauguration?

No transportation. Pelosi had all the private gov't planes previously booked

757 livefreeor die  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:19:40am

re: #752 opnion

Ok, then why wasn't he at the Inauguration?

Maybe he was-have you ever seen Joe Biden and Osama Bin Laden in the same place? Just saying...

758 wrenchwench  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:20:04am

re: #744 sattv4u2

There were things stated in that recording (not released to the public) that time stamled it

Well, as long as it's time stamled...that's good enough for me.

759 opnion  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:20:41am

re: #753 Walter L. Newton

And further confirmation by Cognito places Ben Ladin in the underground complex near Denver International Airport, which is of course connected with his underground complex in pakistan.

I heard that Elvis is holding Bin Laden hostage at a Dunkin Donuts in Kalamazoo.

760 sattv4u2  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:20:49am

re: #758 wrenchwench

Well, as long as it's time stamled...that's good enough for me.

1st day here with the new thumbs!

761 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:21:15am

re: #740 lawhawk

I've often wondered if we didn't locate him, but the intel we gathered from observing and tracking who came and went was so valuable we let him die a natural death later.

762 opnion  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:21:29am

re: #756 sattv4u2

No transportation. Pelosi had all the private gov't planes previously booked


Ok, I'll buy that.

763 reine.de.tout  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:21:44am

re: #751 JCM

Looking into it...
Omnibus bill Section 509 Dickey-Wicker amendment...

Might be something.

Yes, I just looked back at the Krauthammer thread - didn't see this specifically (doesn't mean it isn't there, I just didn't see it)

764 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:21:59am

Obama lifts vile Bush stem cell executive order, immediately replaces it with another ban two days later.

[Link: ace.mu.nu...]

Now Ace is no this also? What is the real story? Anyone know?

765 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:22:10am

re: #755 taxfreekiller

#740

Ben Loud One does not need to be alive, the commie Democrats are a much greater danger here within.

The economic damage in the last 50 days is certainly worse.

766 KenJen  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:22:33am

I wonder what Osama would do if Obama was captured. Oops! I mean the other way around.

767 opnion  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:22:49am

re: #757 livefreeor die

Maybe he was-have you ever seen Joe Biden and Osama Bin Laden in the same place? Just saying...


Wait a minute...... Now that you mention it.

768 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:22:57am

re: #727 reine.de.tout
Good morning reine! Yes it's for real - it's the way he says I was for it before I was against it, now that he is POTUS!
How unkind and unfair they are to point that out!
/

769 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:23:08am

re: #762 opnion

Ok, I'll buy that.

Well whether you buy it or not, you and me and all the other suckers who pay our taxes are PAYING for them planes!

770 reine.de.tout  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:23:54am

re: #764 Nevergiveup

Obama lifts vile Bush stem cell executive order, immediately replaces it with another ban two days later.

[Link: ace.mu.nu...]

Now Ace is no this also? What is the real story? Anyone know?

Walter said this was discussed in the Krauthammer thread.

771 jaunte  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:24:03am

re: #768 realwest

Good morning reine! Yes it's for real - it's the way he says I was for it before I was against it, now that he is POTUS!
How unkind and unfair they are to point that out!
/

Reading the bills before signing is hard.

772 sattv4u2  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:24:28am

re: #761 JCM

I've often wondered if we didn't locate him, but the intel we gathered from observing and tracking who came and went was so valuable we let him die a natural death later.

Maybe our intel is using Osama much like a bug light on your back porch, using him to attract the vermon (what Jihadists wouldn't want to meet Bin Laden?) and then whacking the vermon as they leave!

773 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:24:30am

re: #708 Miss Trixie

I've not seen them - yet - but they are definately here and I have two pair of Cardinals who visit my courtyard all winter and put on quite a show in the birdbath in the summertime. Several Jays, Chickadees and little yellow birds also.

I love to watch them - makes my day.

Hoosier - right backatcha, darls. :D

realwest - new avatar shows my tattoos ... :D

Is that you in the Avatar? Foxy lady! LOL

774 opnion  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:25:19am

re: #769 Nevergiveup

Well whether you buy it or not, you and me and all the other suckers who pay our taxes are PAYING for them planes!

I am happy to fly cattle car on Southwet as long as the Speaker is comfortable.
Just make sure that you get Section A.

775 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:25:24am

re: #771 jaunte

Reading the bills before signing is hard.

It's above his pay grade.

776 yma o hyd  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:25:28am

Hiya, Lizard Nation!

Sun is shining - but the wind is arctic!

Has this been reported yet:
'Bin Laden' attacks Arab leaders

For once, I agree with the quotation marks used by the Beeb!

777 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:25:53am

re: #760 sattv4u2

1st day here with the new thumbs!

You type with your thumbs? :)

778 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:25:57am

re: #763 reine.de.tout

Yes, I just looked back at the Krauthammer thread - didn't see this specifically (doesn't mean it isn't there, I just didn't see it)

I'm download the omnibus bill now.

779 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:26:04am

re: #739 taxfreekiller
Morning TFK! Well we can get Specter and Collins in 2010 - when they are up for re-election; I think that will be enough for a holding action on the others.

780 [deleted]  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:26:26am
781 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:26:44am

re: #772 sattv4u2

Maybe our intel is using Osama much like a bug light on your back porch, using him to attract the vermon (what Jihadists wouldn't want to meet Bin Laden?) and then whacking the vermon as they leave!

Even better, just track a courier from OBL to the cell.

782 sattv4u2  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:27:01am

re: #777 HoosierHoops

You type with your thumbs? :)

I find it easier than with my big toe

783 MJ  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:27:04am

Jewish self-hater and well known Israel basher publishes letter in newspaper owned by well-known Jewish self-hating family and Israel-basher:


Re “Israel Stance Was Undoing of Nominee” (front page, March 12), about why Charles W. Freeman Jr. withdrew his name from consideration for a top intelligence post:

How strange. This is a country where an appointee to a high government position can be on record harshly criticizing any or all policies of our own government, but not Israeli policies.

When it comes to American policies, criticism — even harsh criticism — is both standard and unremarkable. That is also how it is in Israel, which is even more open than we are about the rough-and-tumble aspects of democracy.

But criticism of Israeli policies by Americans can sink an aspirant for an appointed position or high office.

Not only that, the people who organize these campaigns do it in the dark without opening the debate to the American people. This is bad for America, bad for Israel and bad for the Jewish community.

M. J. Rosenberg
Director of Policy
Israel Policy Forum
Washington, March 12, 2009

[Link: www.nytimes.com...]

At least Pinch no longer is Jewish. Rosenberg is a Kapo.

784 yesandno  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:28:03am

re: #766 KenJen

I wonder what Osama would do if Obama was captured. Oops! I mean the other way around.

That's ok....

Everything about this administration is back assward.

785 Nevergiveup  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:28:19am

re: #783 MJ

They are both scum. Enough said.

786 Miss Trixie  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:28:41am

reine

Steve Martin "The Great Flydini" :D

787 yma o hyd  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:29:42am

re: #753 Walter L. Newton

And further confirmation by Cognito places Ben Ladin in the underground complex near Denver International Airport, which is of course connected with his underground complex in pakistan.

See, that just proves that Cog is wrong!

Any self-respecting Lizard would have found that POS by now and delivered him up to the 72 raisins OBL so desperately wants to meet.

Hiya, {Walter}!


(Sorry for my redundant link, Lizards!)

788 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:31:28am

re: #778 JCM

I'm download the omnibus bill now.

Omnibus bill .pdf.

Page 280.

SEC. 509.
(a) None of the funds made available in this Act may be used for—
(1) the creation of a human embryo or embryos for research purposes; or
(2) research in which a human embryo or embryos are destroyed, discarded, or knowingly subjected to risk of injury or death greater than that allowed for research on fetuses in utero under 45 CFR 46.204
(b) and section 498(b) of the Public Health Service Act (42 U.S.C. 289g(b)).
(b) For purposes of this section, the term ‘‘human embryo or embryos’’ includes any organism, not protected as a human subject under 45 CFR 46 as of the date of the enactment of this Act, that is derived by fertilization, parthenogenesis, cloning, or any other means from one or more human gametes or human diploid cells.
789 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:32:19am

re: #788 JCM

It applies only to funds in the Omnibus Bill, other funds could still be used for ESCR.

790 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:32:34am

re: #740 lawhawk
Good morning lawhawk!

but I remain deeply concerned by the Taliban activities in the Pak frontier provinces since they're morphing into something far worse - a far more competent army than AQ was (given the way the Taliban have fought the Pakistani military to a standstill and the Pakistanis have ceded large parts of the country to Islamist rule)


I'm not sure of that; there's NEVER been a government "in control" of the SWAT - all Tribal Warlords who, naturally enough, protect "their" territories with great ferocity. It may be that the Taliban have made a deal with some of those warloards, but the Taliban don't control SWAT any more than anyone else does.
Personally I think we oughta just out-bribe the Taliban and Al-Q AND Pakistan to take over in SWAT.
And I honestly think that those frontier provinces are the last refuge for those murdering Mofo's. Saud's, Iranians, Turks, Chinese, Indonesians and Russians won't lift a finger to help 'em.

791 livefreeor die  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:32:35am

re: #788 JCM

I'd love to see someone sneak in a section making it illegal to sign a bill without reading it.

792 karmic_inquisitor  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:33:22am

Yipeeeeee!

Hope and Change be upon you, comrades!

The glorious heroes of the Revolution will now have strategic bombing capability in Venezuela and Cuba! Glory to the Revolution!

The running dog capitalist swine will soon pay for their crimes!

And out brother revolutionaries in Iran have declared themselves a nuclear and space power today! Glory!

We must thank Comrade Ayers and Comrade Dohrn for cultivating such a fine protoge who now occupies the once impenetrable White House.

May Day celebrations will be especially glorious this year!

793 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:34:02am

re: #791 livefreeor die

I'd love to see someone sneak in a section making it illegal to sign a bill without reading it.

I'm even crueler. Every appropriation needs an individual full vote in congress and Presidential signature.

9000 earmarks? 9000 bills voted on and signed.

794 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:34:39am

re: #792 karmic_inquisitor

Yipeeeeee!

Hope and Change be upon you, comrades!

The glorious heroes of the Revolution will now have strategic bombing capability in Venezuela and Cuba! Glory to the Revolution!

The running dog capitalist swine will soon pay for their crimes!

And out brother revolutionaries in Iran have declared themselves a nuclear and space power today! Glory!

We must thank Comrade Ayers and Comrade Dohrn for cultivating such a fine protoge who now occupies the once impenetrable White House.

May Day celebrations will be especially glorious this year!

What are you worried about?
The One declared we have no enemies!

795 livefreeor die  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:34:53am

re: #793 JCM

I'm even crueler. Every appropriation needs an individual full vote in congress and Presidential signature.

9000 earmarks? 9000 bills voted on and signed.

Works for me.

796 SixDegrees  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:35:28am
Books won’t stay banned. They won’t burn. Ideas won’t go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor and the inquisitor have always lost. The only sure weapon against bad ideas is better ideas.

Well, it's a nice sentiment. But apparently, Griswold didn't live long enough to hear about the Dead Sea Scrolls and other documents related to Gnosticism found just before his death. In fact, pretty much no one had heard of Gnosticism or knew anything about it at all for over two thousand years, following a tremendous purge of writings pertaining to the belief system and it's followers. What little has come to light in recent years is fragmentary, at best, and leaves little in the way of even a fuzzy picture of what ideas the Gnostics held.

Sometimes, banning can be terrifyingly effective. Especially when the state (inseparable from the church in Gnostic times) gets involved.

797 jaunte  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:35:33am

re: #791 livefreeor die

re: #793 JCM

Must be a buncha conservatives or something. Reading a bill? That will slow down the Work of Government!

798 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:36:48am

re: #797 jaunte

re: #793 JCM

Must be a buncha conservatives or something. Reading a bill? That will slow down the Work of Government!

ROFL!

Require each bill to be read in the record... attendance is mandatory!

799 UncleRancher  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:37:56am

re: #668 CapeCoddah

I scored a 40, living in Mass all my life has really made me a meanie!

I got a zero. I think they give you 40 points for clicking on the link. .... think about it

800 Cathypop  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:38:13am

re: #798 JCM

ROFL!

Require each bill to be read in the record... attendance is mandatory!

Now that is torture! TEE-HEE!

801 jaunte  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:38:35am

BBL

802 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:39:04am

Now for the odd headline of the day...

Used couch for $27; cat included

The mysterious mewing in Vickie Mendenhall's home started about the time she bought a used couch for $27.

After days of searching for the source of the noise, she found a very hungry calico cat living in her sofa.

Mendenhall heard a meowing sound for almost two weeks inside her home. She has cats, but knew it wasn't one of hers.

803 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:40:27am

re: #744 sattv4u2
Uh, would that be the same CIA that has done such a sterling job otherwise?
Sorry - but before Tora Bora (and I mean just before Tora Bora you couldn't keep bin Laden off VIDEO Recordings with a club). Since then, just audio - and they don't need to be cut and paste phonies either - the art of voice mimicry is one which has always given serious "analysts" fits.
I'm telling ya, he's dead.

804 yma o hyd  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:40:34am

re: #792 karmic_inquisitor

Yipeeeeee!

Hope and Change be upon you, comrades!

The glorious heroes of the Revolution will now have strategic bombing capability in Venezuela and Cuba! Glory to the Revolution!

The running dog capitalist swine will soon pay for their crimes!

And out brother revolutionaries in Iran have declared themselves a nuclear and space power today! Glory!

We must thank Comrade Ayers and Comrade Dohrn for cultivating such a fine protoge who now occupies the once impenetrable White House.

May Day celebrations will be especially glorious this year!

May Day celebrations will be brought forward to April 4th -8th, when the Dear Leader in North Korea joins the others by firing the long range test missile.

Shake in yer boots, ye capitalist running dog monkey pigs!

805 opnion  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:40:41am

re: #800 Cathypop

Now that is torture! TEE-HEE!

I think that the Bill should be explained to the Full House by Maxine Waters & to the Senate by Susan Collins. Let's get some clarity.

806 opnion  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:41:37am

re: #803 realwest

Uh, would that be the same CIA that has done such a sterling job otherwise?
Sorry - but before Tora Bora (and I mean just before Tora Bora you couldn't keep bin Laden off VIDEO Recordings with a club). Since then, just audio - and they don't need to be cut and paste phonies either - the art of voice mimicry is one which has always given serious "analysts" fits.
I'm telling ya, he's dead.

You are wise Grasshopper.

807 SixDegrees  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:41:48am

re: #717 realwest

Another fucking audio recording. I'm tell y'all bin Laden bought the farm in Tora Bora. He's dead, Jim.

Totally agree. Not as single date-able video has emerged since Tora Bora, just crappy quality audio recordings probably done by an Afghani Rich Little. Or one of Binny's sons.

808 Capitalist Tool  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:42:01am

If chief concern is
to be fair
then what becomes
of hawk and hare?

809 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:42:33am

re: #804 yma o hyd

May Day celebrations will be brought forward to April 4th -8th, when the Dear Leader in North Korea joins the others by firing the long range test missile.

Shake in yer boots, ye capitalist running dog monkey pigs!

{yma}
how is the weather out your way? Is it springtime there yet.

810 kansas  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:42:52am

re: #771 jaunte

Reading the bills before signing is hard.

Idea. Put em on the teleprompter.

811 UncleRancher  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:42:54am

re: #803 realwest

Uh, would that be the same CIA that has done such a sterling job otherwise?
Sorry - but before Tora Bora (and I mean just before Tora Bora you couldn't keep bin Laden off VIDEO Recordings with a club). Since then, just audio - and they don't need to be cut and paste phonies either - the art of voice mimicry is one which has always given serious "analysts" fits.
I'm telling ya, he's dead.

I know that, but it is convenient to keep him "alive" for political purposes.

812 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:43:00am

re: #761 JCM
Hey JCM - if we shot his ass up and he later died from those wounds or complications that's not a "natural" death!

813 karmic_inquisitor  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:43:28am

Karmic Asks -

"Why share the wealth when it is easier to destroy it?"

814 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:43:37am

re: #804 yma o hyd

May Day celebrations will be brought forward to April 4th -8th, when the Dear Leader in North Korea joins the others by firing the long range test missile.

Shake in yer boots, ye capitalist running dog monkey pigs!

New to the prayer list..... Dear God, let the missile malfunction and impact on the review stands! Amen.

815 opnion  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:44:39am

Osama loves TV as much as Obama. If he were alive he would be taunting us, competeing for air time with BHO.

816 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:44:39am

re: #812 realwest

Hey JCM - if we shot his ass up and he later died from those wounds or complications that's not a "natural" death!

Sure it is.... Blow up Americans, the natural thing to happen is to die of high velocity lead poisoning, nothing more natural in the world!

/;-P

817 bullskin  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:44:44am

re: #42 mardukhai

Several historians told varying accounts of an Arab army led by Amr ibn al 'Aas sacking the city in 642 after the Byzantine army was defeated at the Battle of Heliopolis, and that the commander asked the caliph Umar what to do with the library. He gave the famous answer: "They will either contradict the Koran, in which case they are heresy, or they will agree with it, so they are superfluous." It is said that the Arabs subsequently burned the books to heat bathwater for the soldiers.

818 kansas  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:45:01am

Anybody hear about the movie coming out on Obama? Kind of a conspiracy thing. Jones the name of the guy producing it. Is he a nut, does have something, or a little of both?

819 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:45:05am

re: #771 jaunte
Yep, it is HARD - and geez, the poor guy is already EXHAUSTED. Whaddya expect? Emmanuel read it and told him it was ok!

820 rightymouse  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:45:13am

re: #803 realwest

Uh, would that be the same CIA that has done such a sterling job otherwise?
Sorry - but before Tora Bora (and I mean just before Tora Bora you couldn't keep bin Laden off VIDEO Recordings with a club). Since then, just audio - and they don't need to be cut and paste phonies either - the art of voice mimicry is one which has always given serious "analysts" fits.
I'm telling ya, he's dead.

Pushing up poppies for sure.
Otherwise...with his ego, there would be video.

821 UncleRancher  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:45:27am

re: #812 realwest

Hey JCM - if we shot his ass up and he later died from those wounds or complications that's not a "natural" death!

Lead is a natural substance. If he died from an acute attack of lead poisoning wouldn't that be a natural death? Arsenic is natural too, just sayin'

822 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:46:16am

re: #819 realwest

Yep, it is HARD - and geez, the poor guy is already EXHAUSTED. Whaddya expect? Emmanuel read it and told him it was ok!

Organizing the WHOLE WIDE WORLD is hard, give the Organizer in Chief a break!

/not.

823 yma o hyd  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:46:19am

re: #809 HoosierHoops

{yma}
how is the weather out your way? Is it springtime there yet.

Hiya, {HH}!

Its trying to be - the sun is shining today quite powerfully. Alas, there is a dreadful, strong wind coming straight from thr icecap, so it feels like winter, even in sheltered spaces.
At least the song birds are in full nesting and courtship mode - dawn chorus is just wonderful, and in the park the song thrushes are at it until well into the late morning. You can still see them in the trees.

Oh - and we have the first celandines out!

824 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:46:36am

re: #778 JCM You're downloading it? Whew. Well, see ya next week sometime!

825 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:46:59am

re: #818 kansas

Anybody hear about the movie coming out on Obama? Kind of a conspiracy thing. Jones the name of the guy producing it. Is he a nut, does have something, or a little of both?

Alex Jones?
If it's that Jones, he's a raving lunatic.

826 kansas  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:47:00am

What's dipshit gonna do when the Russians park bombers in Cuba?

827 MandyManners  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:47:27am

re: #818 kansas

Anybody hear about the movie coming out on Obama? Kind of a conspiracy thing. Jones the name of the guy producing it. Is he a nut, does have something, or a little of both?

Alex Jones?

828 kansas  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:47:33am

re: #825 JCM

Alex Jones?
If it's that Jones, he's a raving lunatic.

Yeah. That's him. So no cred?

829 albusteve  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:48:03am

re: #826 kansas

What's dipshit gonna do when the Russians park bombers in Cuba?

go for a ride in one and have his picture taken with the crew?

830 MandyManners  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:48:36am

re: #828 kansas

Yeah. That's him. So no cred?

He's the sonofabitch who attacked Malkin in Denver. Utter asshole.

831 yma o hyd  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:48:56am

re: #815 opnion

Osama loves TV as much as Obama. If he were alive he would be taunting us, competeing for air time with BHO.

Now this is true.
He loved wagging his finger at his audience - like all those good sheikhs/imams/islamic 'scholars' ...

Finger wagging is not so effective when nobody can see it.

832 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:49:02am

re: #793 JCM GREAT IDEA and no voice votes either.

833 kansas  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:50:04am

re: #830 MandyManners

He's the sonofabitch who attacked Malkin in Denver. Utter asshole.

I did not hear about that. Thanks.

834 SixDegrees  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:50:35am
Today, the Russians are once again testing the Administration by saying that they're considering basis Russian long range bombers from Cuba and Venezuela. The Russians expect Obama to roll over. So do I.

Indeed. The Russians are also once again playing in the Middle East, offering weapons and technological assistance to anyone willing to listen, which is pretty much everyone in the region. And let's not forget about Russia's recent incursion and threats in the former Eastern Bloc. Along with a renewed interest in alliances with Venezuela. And Putin's polonium poisoning of a prominent critic sent a message to Europe: we're back, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Putin is not-so-quietly reestablishing the Soviet Empire. As I've said in the past, Russia will rapidly be in control of about two-thirds of the world's oil, directly or indirectly; it will likely reach that point within the next couple of years - far too quickly for us to do anything about it, or to position ourselves so we are not so horribly dependent on foreign sources of energy.

835 UncleRancher  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:50:36am

re: #793 JCM

I'm even crueler. Every appropriation needs an individual full vote in congress and Presidential signature.

9000 earmarks? 9000 bills voted on and signed.

Upding that!

836 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:50:41am

re: #828 kansas

Yeah. That's him. So no cred?

None, zip, zero...

837 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:51:08am

re: #805 opnion Oh, you're really cruel! Waters and Collins? OMG!

838 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:51:35am

re: #826 kansas

What's dipshit gonna do when the Russians park bombers in Cuba?

Order some Cuban cigars..They will deliver
/

839 MandyManners  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:51:54am

re: #833 kansas

I did not hear about that. Thanks.

I think she has the video at her site.

Google Alex Jones and visit his site.

840 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:53:26am

Charles is up..
Heading upthread

841 reine.de.tout  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:53:54am

re: #786 Miss Trixie

reine

Steve Martin "The Great Flydini" :D


[Video]

too funny!

842 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:54:14am

re: #817 bullskin
Ya had me going there until this: "It is said that the Arabs subsequently burned the books to heat bathwater for the soldiers." Hot bathwater - hell any bathwater for the arab soldiers, I think not!

843 realwest  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:55:33am

re: #820 rightymouse
Hi ya righty! Yep, absolutely correct!

844 JCM  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 8:56:48am

re: #842 realwest

Ya had me going there until this: "It is said that the Arabs subsequently burned the books to heat bathwater for the soldiers." Hot bathwater - hell any bathwater for the arab soldiers, I think not!

It's camouflage! If you smell them coming you'll think it's just a herd of camels.

845 unclassifiable  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 9:03:57am

When I have to write long boring white papers that some folks are DEMANDING but then subsequently fail to read, I start to slip in footnotes like...

.. 10 Big green bats have stolen my brains and substituted polypropylene.

...145 Are you as bored with this crap as I am?

...236 But it won't matter when the giant meteor hits. Then all your dreamy dreams are finished! Finished I say!

I think several GOP senators need to start slipping a few of these in to the Omnibus bills to make sure the drafts are getting read.

846 vxbush  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 9:11:15am

re: #642 opnion

After you fill out your bracket, let's swap up Final Four picks.

Add me to the mix....

847 Caliredst8r  Sat, Mar 14, 2009 9:22:14am

re: #780 taxfreekiller

Update on the new name for mad dog killer islamics captured with children's blood dripping from them,,,,,

"Mortal Combat Hostages"


How about "Sand Kittens"?

/


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