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1 The Other Les  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:55:06pm

The MSM is at it again

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

2 Midwestprof  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:55:11pm

Speak, Fido, speak!

3 Sharmuta  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:55:13pm

Auto comment is about to get it's first real workout!

4 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:55:29pm

Stock market just went down.

5 NYCHardhat  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:55:39pm

Teleprompter? Check.

6 livefreeor die  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:55:40pm

Whoo hoo! I've been waiting for this thread all day.

7 The Other Les  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:55:51pm

I'll stick to The Big Zero or Die Grosse Null.

8 rawmuse  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:55:52pm

Which Obama are we going to get tonight? The angry Obama? The inappropriately laughing Obama? The gaffing Obama? I can hardly wait.

9 TheMatrix31  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:55:57pm

0bama Babbles, you mean.

10 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:56:00pm

re: #3 Sharmuta

Auto comment is about to get it's first real workout!

What's auto comment?

11 DisturbedEma  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:56:13pm

Go go gadget teleprompter!

12 JCM  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:56:38pm

TOTUS's sockpuppet speaks!

13 Afrocity  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:56:42pm

Let's take bets on which historic presidential figure he quotes.

14 NYCHardhat  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:56:44pm

re: #5 NYCHardhat

Teleprompter? Check.

Correction. He is flying solo.

15 Midwestprof  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:56:55pm

No teleprompter tonite? Should be a good giggle-fest.

16 CapeCoddah  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:56:59pm

I still refuse to watch him. Cannot bring myself to do it. Besides, hubby gets cranky when I yell at the TV.

17 Sharmuta  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:57:00pm

re: #10 Walter L. Newton

What's auto comment?

Auto comment.... the new feature.

18 kingkenrod  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:57:06pm

Not going to watch - it's worthless.

Not allowing follow-up questions just means he will answer questions however he wants to based on what he has already decided to say.

19 Cathypop  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:57:07pm

I'll read everyones comments but just cannot bring myself to listen to this waste of oxygen.

20 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:57:15pm

re: #11 DisturbedEma

Go go gadget teleprompter!

Is he using a teleprompter? If it's a news conference, how does a teleprompter help, unless someone is feeding him answers through it.

21 Afrocity  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:57:23pm

re: #10 Walter L. Newton

What's auto comment?

It is next to 'new comments' you check the box.

I don't like it.

22 agarrett  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:57:30pm

NYC Hardhat, where did you hear that? I have a hard time picturing any politician, especially Obama, making a major speech without a prompter?

23 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:57:41pm

re: #17 Sharmuta

Auto comment.... the new feature.

Where, at the news conference?

24 Hengineer  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:57:42pm

You don't believe me? Just ask the teleprompter right here, he never lies....

25 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:57:46pm

re: #8 rawmuse

Which Obama are we going to get tonight? The angry Obama? The inappropriately laughing Obama? The gaffing Obama? I can hardly wait.

I'd love to see him lose his cool if some reporter nails him.

26 screaming_eagle  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:57:50pm

What happens if the teleprompter stutters?

27 NYCHardhat  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:57:57pm

Exxon Valdez. 20 years ago today. Obama will run aground like the drunk captain he is.

28 Killian Bundy  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:58:03pm

Chia Obama

/available in "happy" or "determined"

29 Sharmuta  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:58:16pm

re: #23 Walter L. Newton

Where, at the news conference?

Just to the left if the new comments button

30 NYCHardhat  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:58:17pm

re: #22 agarrett

NYC Hardhat, where did you hear that? I have a hard time picturing any politician, especially Obama, making a major speech without a prompter?

Fox News says no teleprompter.

31 Cathypop  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:58:19pm

re: #25 MandyManners

I'd love to see him lose his cool if some reporter nails him.

Never going to happen but it's good to have dreams

32 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:58:21pm

re: #10 Walter L. Newton

What's auto comment?

It starts your car remotely.

33 Russkilitlover  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:58:21pm

Punch Drunk Palooka is the best description of Obama I've ever heard. And if you don't mind, I will use it again and again and again.

34 NukeAtomrod  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:58:21pm

Cue the calliope music! The show's about to start.

35 loppyd  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:58:23pm

re: #25 MandyManners

I'd love to see him lose his cool if some reporter nails him.

Maybe my crush, Jake?

36 Ojoe  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:58:25pm

I'm going away and I'm not going to listen.

Besides he's younger than me, he cannot have had enough real experience to make the right decisions.

Gah.

37 livefreeor die  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:58:28pm

re: #19 Cathypop

I'll read everyones comments but just cannot bring myself to listen to this waste of oxygen.

That's the only way I follow these. I'll read the transcript later.

38 Killian Bundy  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:58:33pm

re: #26 screaming_eagle

What happens if the teleprompter stutters?

/he's reading off a flat panel tonight

39 Midwestprof  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:58:39pm

Maybe he'll have a Question/Answer-prompter.

40 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:58:46pm

re: #31 Cathypop

Never going to happen but it's good to have dreams

Narcissists don't like to be hounded.

41 [deleted]  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:58:48pm
42 DisturbedEma  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:58:50pm

re: #20 Walter L. Newton

Is he using a teleprompter? If it's a news conference, how does a teleprompter help, unless someone is feeding him answers through it.


It will be there for moral guidence. . .um support. . .morale. . .uh um waffle. . .bush. . .

43 CapeCoddah  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:58:52pm

re: #20 Walter L. Newton

Is he using a teleprompter? If it's a news conference, how does a teleprompter help, unless someone is feeding him answers through it.

Watch for small earpieces. Rahmbo will be whispering in his ear.

44 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:59:07pm

re: #29 Sharmuta

Just to the left if the new comments button

I didn't know there was a "new" comments button. It looks like the same comment button as it's always been?

45 doppelganglander  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:59:18pm

You're on your own here, guys. I have had a sucktacular day and I just can't take any more bad news. I'm going to watch the Chuck Jones special on TCM, followed by some of his best cartoons (including What's Opera, Doc).

46 Hengineer  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:59:21pm

re: #26 screaming_eagle

What happens if the teleprompter stutters?

what happens if somebody feisty decides to change what is on the prompter, like in Anchorman?

47 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:59:22pm

I've got a margarita ready and a bottle of gin if things get bad. Bring it on zero, let's see what you got.

48 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:59:23pm

re: #35 loppyd

Maybe my crush, Jake?

Hey, I thought he was *my* crush.

49 TheMatrix31  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:59:37pm

I'm scared. Why the F is this guy even having so many press conferences anyway? These rally-type campaign events are eerie.

50 brookly red  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:59:40pm

re: #13 Afrocity

Let's take bets on which historic presidential figure he quotes.

even money on FDR...

51 Cathypop  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:59:42pm

re: #37 livefreeor die

That's the only way I follow these. I'll read the transcript later.

Keeps my tv in one piece

52 Ojoe  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 4:59:44pm

re: #42 DisturbedEma

You will not get moral guidance from someone who can say "punished with a baby".

53 n in wi  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:00:03pm

re: #22 agarrett

NYC Hardhat, where did you hear that? I have a hard time picturing any politician, especially Obama, making a major speech without a prompter?

I heard he will be reading from large screen T.V. mounted below the camara he will be looking at.

54 DisturbedEma  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:00:04pm

re: #32 MandyManners

It starts your car remotely.


and makes melon balls for any occasion. . .and updates your comments page for you. . .

55 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:00:06pm

I'll be watching Nemesis on AMC.

56 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:00:10pm

re: #49 TheMatrix31

I'm scared. Why the F is this guy even having so many press conferences anyway? These rally-type campaign events are eerie.

Sig Hiel, and all that.

57 NYCHardhat  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:00:14pm

re: #50 brookly red

even money on FDR...

20 dollars on Che Guavera.

58 Sharmuta  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:00:15pm

And I'm NOT watching this on fox!

59 Hengineer  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:00:22pm

re: #27 NYCHardhat

Exxon Valdez. 20 years ago today. Obama will run aground like the drunk captain he is.

-sigh-

Non mariners will never understand what truly happened, nor the protocol involved.

Basically a Mate on Watch who ignored his watchstander.

60 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:00:27pm

re: #49 TheMatrix31

I'm scared. Why the F is this guy even having so many press conferences anyway? These rally-type campaign events are eerie.

He's a narcissist.

61 [deleted]  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:00:28pm
62 loppyd  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:00:33pm

re: #48 MandyManners

Hey, I thought he was *my* crush.

No way sister.

He's mine. :)

63 TheMatrix31  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:00:36pm

"The Teleprompter. Don't leave the Oval Office without it!"

64 DisturbedEma  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:00:48pm

re: #52 Ojoe

You will not get moral guidance from someone who can say "punished with a baby".

I know, I was talking about the 'prompter. . .

65 NYCHardhat  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:00:52pm

re: #53 n in wi

I heard he will be reading from large screen T.V. mounted below the camara he will be looking at.

Oh. The libs are just changing the definition of the teleprompter.

66 JCM  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:00:53pm

Fox stream.... Nothing happening and I hear camera shutters.

67 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:01:00pm

re: #54 DisturbedEma

and makes melon balls for any occasion. . .and updates your comments page for you. . .

Melons have balls?

68 Ojoe  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:01:08pm

re: #53 n in wi

I have a hard time picturing any politician, especially Obama, making a major speech without a prompter?

Lincoln did. But he was a leader, that is more than a politician.

69 Sharmuta  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:01:10pm

re: #66 JCM

To hell with fox

70 A Man for all Seasons  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:01:17pm

You guys won't believe this! The American Idol is on American Idol..

71 Cathypop  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:01:19pm

re: #45 doppelganglander

You're on your own here, guys. I have had a sucktacular day and I just can't take any more bad news. I'm going to watch the Chuck Jones special on TCM, followed by some of his best cartoons (including What's Opera, Doc).

Chuck Jones special. I am so there. Yee-Haa!
Good Night Lizards

72 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:01:21pm

re: #62 loppyd

No way sister.

He's mine. :)

Share?

73 avanti  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:01:23pm

re: #8 rawmuse

Which Obama are we going to get tonight? The angry Obama? The inappropriately laughing Obama? The gaffing Obama? I can hardly wait.

You'll get the hopeful Obama. He'll haul out all the small signs of improvements in the economy, push his budget.

74 [deleted]  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:01:23pm
75 Gus  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:01:24pm

Again? Does this motor mouth ever stop talking?

76 Killian Bundy  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:01:29pm

re: #63 TheMatrix31

"The Teleprompter. Don't leave the Oval Office without it!"

/TOTUS

77 screaming_eagle  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:01:38pm

I think Homer Simpson should give the rebuttal.

78 Afrocity  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:01:38pm

re: #58 Sharmuta

And I'm NOT watching this on fox!

I am. My remote only has two channels Fox and the History Channel/

79 vagabond trader  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:01:40pm

For the future/children, healthcare, distraction,at least one or more versions of the crisis we were left,clean energy, education, middle class.......

80 Hengineer  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:01:41pm

I'd watch it, but we're at flight quarters so that some navy helicopter pilots can practice flight time landing on the deck of a ship at night, and I'm the duty engineer so just standing by in case there's an incident...

81 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:01:43pm

re: #69 Sharmuta

To hell with fox

To hell with all the MFGDMSM!

82 livefreeor die  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:01:44pm

re: #66 JCM

Fox stream.... Nothing happening and I hear camera shutters.

That sums up a typical day in this presidency.

83 Cognito  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:01:49pm

Mmm. No prompter. Could be interesting.

84 loppyd  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:02:03pm

re: #72 MandyManners

Share?

sure

85 Sharmuta  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:02:11pm

what's with his lips?!

86 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:02:11pm

Blame Bush right off the bat!

87 teleskiguy  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:02:14pm

uh..um...uuhhh....uh...uh....ummm....uh...

88 n in wi  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:02:17pm

re: #13 Afrocity

Let's take bets on which historic presidential figure he quotes.


Lets take bets on the over/under on how much the dow will drop in the morning. I say 200

89 loppyd  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:02:17pm

where is the totus?

90 JCM  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:02:19pm

Many years many failures.... Blame Bush

91 Ojoe  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:02:21pm

re: #77 screaming_eagle

Or Grocho Marx, were he alive.

92 midwestgak  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:02:23pm

It took many failures to get us here. Bush

93 CIA Reject  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:02:29pm

Well, at least I give him credit for speaking while the stock market is closed.

/Of course it'll tank first thing in the morning ...

94 yesandno  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:02:34pm

TOTUS hidden straight ahead............

No getting credit for the speech............Boo

95 Killian Bundy  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:02:38pm

His budget is going nowhere fast.

/even the Bonkeys are lining up to tear it apart

96 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:02:41pm

re: #74 buzzsawmonkey

How do you think we get little melons?

You mean it's not the stork?

97 Charles Johnson  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:02:41pm

Silver bullets?

Is he trying to kill a werewolf or fix the economy?

98 Bloodnok  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:02:42pm

re: #89 loppyd

where is the totus?

Undisclosed location. For security.

99 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:02:46pm

Where's the prompter?

100 Ojoe  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:02:47pm

Is he talking now?

101 CapeCoddah  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:02:52pm

re: #85 Sharmuta

what's with his lips?!

Lack of oxygen...it actually explains quite a bit

102 Afrocity  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:02:53pm

I knew Avanti would make it.

103 mnkaren  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:02:57pm

I am already tired of hearing him talk...I am going to find a Flavor of Love repeat or something

104 Killian Bundy  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:03:03pm

re: #90 JCM

Many years many failures.... Blame Bush

/took less than 15 seconds

105 Gus  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:03:03pm

re: #73 avanti

You'll get the hopeful deceitful Obama. He'll haul out all the small false signs of improvements in the economy, push pimp his budget.

FTFY

106 reine.de.tout  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:03:04pm

Many years and many failures.
In other words, not his fault.
However, the solution (or lack thereof) IS his problem.

107 NYCHardhat  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:03:05pm

America is a werewolf.

108 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:03:05pm

re: #84 loppyd

sure

You want odds or evens?

109 The Shadow Do  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:03:05pm

"Comprehensive strategy". That ought to make you pucker.

110 useless  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:03:27pm

I just hope his teleprompter brought it's A game.

111 Ojoe  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:03:32pm

re: #101 CapeCoddah

He smokes, that will decrease your available oxygen.

112 reine.de.tout  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:03:36pm

Responsible homeowners who over-borrowed and didn't pay their mortgages.

113 NYCHardhat  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:03:40pm

Tax cut?

114 Sharmuta  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:03:45pm

Is it me, or is he talking out of the side of his mouth a little?

115 midwestgak  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:03:53pm

Looking straight forward you can see him reading something.

116 Afrocity  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:03:57pm

Silver Bullets? That stimulus is Frankenstein. He needs a bigger gun.

117 jaunte  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:03:59pm

re: #114 Sharmuta

Is it me, or is he talking out of the side of his mouth a little?

All three sides.

118 rawmuse  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:04:04pm

Come on, where is the Fundamental Change?

119 mfarmer1  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:04:06pm

A trillion dollars in the red each and every year for the next ten years. (government translation: 27 trillion). This is before nationalized health care, cradle to job education, solar panels on every home, condo, car, etc., (except for Diane Feinstein's constituents in California), Social Security, VA, bailouts, mortgage subsidies, rebuilding every bridge and tunnel, unicorns, and more more more.

Why hasn't anyone asked him directly "HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PAY FOR ALL OF THIS?"

120 NukeAtomrod  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:04:07pm

re: #85 Sharmuta

what's with his lips?!

Sub-dermal teleprompter implants.

121 TheMatrix31  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:04:09pm

re: #114 Sharmuta

Is it me, or is he talking out of the side of his mouth a little?

It's just you. He's talking out of his ass.

122 The Other Les  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:04:12pm

re: #97 Charles

Silver bullets?

Is he trying to kill a werewolf or fix the economy?

He's trying to kill the economy.

123 DisturbedEma  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:04:18pm

re: #67 MandyManners

Melons have balls?


if they are man enough. . .

124 JCM  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:04:19pm

re: #115 midwestgak

Looking straight forward you can see him reading something.

TOTUS on the camera like news readers.

125 reine.de.tout  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:04:21pm

re: #114 Sharmuta

Is it me, or is he talking out of the side of his mouth a little?

I'm watching FoxNews feed, and the words don't match up with his mouth.

126 kaziggy2  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:04:21pm

okay, I'm just one more person who got in on this a little late and was wondering how his TELEPROMPTER is doing so far? Is there a TELEPROMPTER rebuttal by the Repubs? Just wonderin

127 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:04:23pm

re: #112 reine.de.tout

Responsible homeowners who over-borrowed and didn't pay their mortgages.

That's nonsense.

128 nyc redneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:04:27pm

re: #100 Ojoe

Is he talking now?

is he laughing now?

129 mnkaren  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:04:30pm

One of my co-workers commented that she couldn't stand to watch him speak as he kept moving his head from left to right and it was annoying and distracting, I told her it was because he was reading the teleprompters...she didn't know that and didn't believe me at first...I told her to read TOTUS's blog it is all right there on the internet

130 gringo69  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:04:30pm

Blame Boossshhh!

131 Afrocity  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:04:43pm

He has a teleprompter.

132 Sharmuta  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:04:48pm

I can tell he's reading

133 NYCHardhat  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:04:48pm

This guy is just full of rhetoric.

134 JCM  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:04:51pm

re: #125 reine.de.tout

I'm watching FoxNews feed, and the words don't match up with his mouth.

Mine is synced.

135 avanti  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:04:51pm

re: #97 Charles

Silver bullets?

Is he trying to kill a werewolf or fix the economy?

No, it's a Lone Ranger reference. " Hi Ho, Silver, Away ! :)

136 Killian Bundy  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:04:53pm

Hey, enjoy the extra $13 in your weekly pay check.

/we'll eventually get that back and much more through your electricity bill

137 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:04:54pm

I'd like to see him address the impending credit card defaults.

138 Karmapolice  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:04:56pm

My fellow Americans. This is Ron Paul. I just want to condemn you LGFers for being communist, fascist, poopfaces controlled by the JOOOOOS.

(Just spent too much time reading comment boards)

139 Gus  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:04:57pm

OK, got him up on the screen. There's the weirdo.

140 Hengineer  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:05:01pm

Does he have a hump on his back that was purported to help Bush out in the debates?

141 Guanxi88  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:05:07pm

Well, now that he's starting opening his yap, I wonder whether I shouldn't start re-pricing my merchandise. Especially with the Chinese now talking about an alternate currency, maybe I should price my stuff in Yuan and let the exchange rates keep me covered.

142 brookly red  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:05:09pm

re: #57 NYCHardhat

20 dollars on Che Guavera.

uhh, she said President, so no bet (but that was a sucker bet anyway)

143 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:05:12pm

re: #124 JCM

TOTUS on the camera like news readers.

So, he's becoming sensitive to the mockery.

144 mfarmer1  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:05:13pm

MAXED out credit cards? Some nerve this guy has.

145 vagabond trader  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:05:18pm

re: #79 vagabond trader

I'm on a roll,lol.

146 n in wi  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:05:18pm

I thought the Dow was a daily tracking pol, not to be viewed to seriously

147 Gus  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:05:32pm

"At the end of the day."

Blech.

148 CapeCoddah  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:05:34pm

re: #131 Afrocity

He has a teleprompter.

Yes, he does.

149 Ojoe  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:05:35pm

re: #127 MandyManners

Did he really say that? Responsible & didn't pay in the same sentence?

What fools he takes us all for, if he said that.

150 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:05:37pm

Lie number 1, he can't cut the deficit with a 3.6 trillion dollar budget! What an ass.

151 DisturbedEma  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:05:48pm

re: #97 Charles

Silver bullets?

Is he trying to kill a werewolf or fix the economy?

he meant magic bullet. . .and even WORSE reference point. . .

152 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:05:49pm

re: #133 NYCHardhat

This guy is just full of rhetoric shit.

153 loppyd  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:05:54pm

re: #143 MandyManners

So, he's becoming sensitive to the mockery.

like we can't tell he's reading....

he sucks at reading off the camera.

154 Afrocity  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:05:54pm

"My first term"

His first and only term.

155 TheMatrix31  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:05:55pm

By cutting the debt in half, with his astronomical budget, wouldn't it just get back to Bush-level debt?

156 Killian Bundy  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:06:02pm

Cut the budget in half.

/that's a big ass lie

157 JCM  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:06:09pm

re: #143 MandyManners

So, he's becoming sensitive to the mockery.

He's fixated on a single point, the center camera. Shot of it, a big screen TOTUS in the back.

158 reine.de.tout  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:06:10pm

The health care system is inseparable from the recovery?

159 loppyd  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:06:11pm

he is sucking!

160 gringo69  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:06:12pm

Let's pray some prompter malfunctions, please God!

161 mnkaren  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:06:17pm

You can tell he is reading from something because now he isn't even moving his head or his eyes and he keeps hesitating ....what a joke

162 Guanxi88  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:06:17pm

re: #146 n in wi

I thought the Dow was a daily tracking pol, not to be viewed to seriously

Only when the markets hate him; when they're in a dead-cat bounce, the upward is his shining brilliance, while the downward is the mess he inherited.

163 CapeCoddah  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:06:19pm

I have to listen, hubby turned it on.

164 reine.de.tout  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:06:23pm

re: #154 Afrocity

"My first term"

His first and only term.

we HOPE>

165 NYCHardhat  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:06:27pm

YEah. This speech is soooooooo teleprompted.

166 rawmuse  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:06:28pm

The road to prosperity is paved with the bones of our grandchildren, apparently.

167 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:06:41pm

re: #149 Ojoe

Did he really say that? Responsible & didn't pay in the same sentence?

What fools he takes us all for, if he said that.

According to Reine he did.

168 Mr. In get Mr. Out  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:06:44pm

re: #155 TheMatrix31

By cutting the debt in half, with his astronomical budget, wouldn't it just get back to Bush-level debt?

Yes.

169 NYCHardhat  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:06:44pm

You didn't read the bill didi you?

170 Sharmuta  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:06:45pm

He isn't comfortable with the new teleprompter

171 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:06:46pm

Image just now... giant prompter screen below the camera.

BUSTED, BEYOTCH!

172 Gus  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:06:46pm

Bonuses...

1/85,000th of trillions.

173 Karmapolice  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:06:46pm

Populism rears its ugly head in 3...2..oh shit it already came.

174 Hengineer  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:06:54pm

Is he campaigning for 2012 already? really?

175 apachegunner  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:06:55pm

pardon for a minute, I need another glass of merlot

176 n in wi  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:06:59pm

you caused the foolish outrage

177 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:10pm

re: #153 loppyd

like we can't tell he's reading....

he sucks at reading off the camera.

He thinks we're stupid.

178 loppyd  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:15pm

we all have a responsibility to each other? says who?

179 HolyShiiteBatman  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:15pm

Teleprompter is scrolling fast....he's talking a mile a minute.

Tele is straight ahead tonight....what an improvement with him at least looking somewhat at the camera vs. the side to side crap.

180 vagabond trader  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:22pm

Speak fer yerself president palooka. I didn't approve those bonus and bailout packages.

181 DisturbedEma  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:22pm

re: #148 CapeCoddah

Yes, he does.


KNEW IT!

182 gringo69  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:23pm

re: #170 Sharmuta

He's stuttering a little and he sounds nervous to me?

183 IgofAntioch  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:24pm

What ingredients would a Presidential Punch Drunk consist of?

184 brookly red  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:24pm

re: #169 NYCHardhat

You didn't read the bill didi you?

didi who?

185 Piglet-U93  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:29pm

You'll know its all over when there are 40 by 40 foot pictures of TOTUS on all the large buildings in the USA. The final clue for the clueless.

186 Mr. In get Mr. Out  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:30pm

We'll recover when you're gone.

187 JCM  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:30pm

We'll recover time and patients....

Yeah, starting in '13

188 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:30pm

re: #71 Cathypop

Chuck Jones special. I am so there. Yee-Haa!
Good Night Lizards

I got to chat with him online several years ago. Found out he created Pepe La Pu and was responsible for his personality and that Pepe was his favorite character. Pretty cool old dude. I was sad to hear of his passing a few years later.

189 TheMatrix31  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:34pm

HE'S PUSHING COLLECTIVISM!

190 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:35pm

I hate Barrack Hussein Obama.

191 NukeAtomrod  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:37pm

Obama is making a droning noise that is lulling me in to complacency. Losing consciousness...

192 Killian Bundy  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:39pm

He's so full of [expletive deleted] he's turning brown.

/ no, wait . . .

193 reine.de.tout  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:41pm

re: #167 MandyManners

According to Reine he did.

No. He talked about helping "responsible homeowners" keep their mortgages.
I inserted the "responsible homeowners who over-borrowed. . ." etc.

194 Sharmuta  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:42pm

He's stumbling with a teleprompter!

195 NYCHardhat  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:46pm

re: #184 brookly red

didi who?

oops

196 imtoast  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:48pm

He appears a bit nervous this time around.

197 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:52pm

WTF? Is the teleprompter too far away?

198 CIA Reject  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:52pm

re: #174 Hengineer

Is he campaigning for 2012 already? really?

Why not - at least he knows how to campaign, govern not so much ...

199 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:07:55pm

He's got the gall to talk about personal 'maxed out credit cards?'

Oh fcuk me.

200 Afrocity  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:08:00pm

This speech sucks.

201 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:08:00pm

Same Obama. Nice buzz words...means nothing...

202 sngnsgt  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:08:01pm

Billions, and billions, and billions

/Carl Sagan

203 NYCHardhat  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:08:02pm

his list of good journalists.

204 TheMatrix31  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:08:04pm

A list?! He's got a list of pre-approved questions. For sure.

205 Gus  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:08:08pm

Boring. Same old "Green Jobs" BS.

Now his Cardinals get to ask Him questions.

206 nyc redneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:08:08pm

he's as angry as anyone?
as angry as michelle?
he hides it better.

207 wun wabbit wun  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:08:09pm

empty suit alert

208 vagabond trader  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:08:11pm

That odd forced affect,the guy oozes weird.

209 Karmapolice  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:08:14pm

Anyone get the feeling that the only words coming out of his mouth is to cut the blame from him and bide him time?

210 CapeCoddah  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:08:16pm

re: #194 Sharmuta

He's stumbling with a teleprompter!

He always has!

211 Charles Johnson  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:08:25pm

Jennifer Loven got the first question last time too.

212 Killian Bundy  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:08:27pm

re: #203 NYCHardhat

his list of good journalists.

/only the best

213 The Shadow Do  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:08:30pm

"Bad bankers, bad speculators........but at the same time don't demonize them"....Huh? huh? huh?

214 NYCHardhat  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:08:31pm

re: #196 imtoast

He appears a bit nervous this time around.

because his back is up against it.

215 gringo69  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:08:33pm

re: #204 TheMatrix31

Silly president, lists are for kids!

216 mfarmer1  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:08:40pm

That's it? Oh, I forgot...he will give 18 minute answers to each question.

217 Cognito  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:08:51pm

re: #211 Charles

Jennifer Loven got the first question last time too.

Good Loven.

218 teleskiguy  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:08:52pm

everytime he goes uh...um...uh... DRINK!

219 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:08:55pm

re: #183 IgofAntioch

What ingredients would a Presidential Punch Drunk consist of?

PGA and Bicardi 151.

220 nyc redneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:08:55pm

he never says anything real.

221 JCM  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:08:56pm

Big government got us into this, bigger government is gonna' get us out!

222 loppyd  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:09:11pm

I have created a monster!

the BF is hurling insults at the TV!

223 NYCHardhat  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:09:22pm

re: #220 nyc redneck

he never says anything real.

took the words from my brain.

224 Mr. In get Mr. Out  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:09:23pm

He demonizes speculation, then mentions the greatest speculators: entrepreneurs.

225 rawmuse  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:09:23pm

the AIG bonuses are a classic red herring.

226 WhiteRasta  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:09:25pm

Totally out of his depth and totally clueless.

227 Afrocity  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:09:30pm

He spoke for like 7 minutes?

228 Karmapolice  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:09:33pm

re: #211 Charles

Jennifer Loven got the first question last time too.

Omg, it is the 90's. I smell a Monica Lewinsky!

229 CapeCoddah  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:09:34pm

re: #211 Charles

Jennifer Loven got the first question last time too.

Morons get confused when you change their routines.

230 A Man for all Seasons  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:09:37pm

re: #211 Charles

Jennifer Loven got the first question last time too.

I need to google her

231 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:09:41pm

I can't keep up.

232 Ojoe  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:09:42pm

re: #219 MandyManners

No grappa please. I get the grappa.

BB MUCH Later

233 steve  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:09:48pm

re: #192 Killian Bundy

He's so full of [expletive deleted] he's turning brown.

/ no, wait . . .

would that be 1/2 ?

234 DisturbedEma  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:09:50pm

re: #183 IgofAntioch

What ingredients would a Presidential Punch Drunk consist of?


ABSOLUT BULL SHIT. . .

235 mnkaren  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:09:52pm

blah blah blah "systemic risk" blah blah blah "uh um" blah blah blah
I can't stand it

236 JCM  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:09:53pm

re: #224 Mr. In get Mr. Out

He demonizes speculation, then mentions the greatest speculators: entrepreneurs.

He's never run shit before.... clueless.

237 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:09:57pm

Nice freakin' commie tie.

238 loppyd  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:10:01pm

anyone have a stop watch? this is another endless useless answer....

239 NukeAtomrod  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:10:05pm

re: #218 teleskiguy

everytime he goes uh...um...uh... DRINK!

Have you ever seen "Leaving Las Vegas"?

240 gringo69  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:10:06pm

I thought the FDIC garanteed deposits? They can take over banks?

241 Sharmuta  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:10:06pm

Bastard! Government meddling is what caused this problem!

242 Guanxi88  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:10:11pm

re: #183 IgofAntioch

What ingredients would a Presidential Punch Drunk consist of?

Sounds like Victory Punch, from Burroughs:

Paregoric, Spanish Fly, heavy black rum, Napoleon brandy, and canned heat.

243 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:10:12pm

Any institution that poses a risk to the financial institution should be nationalized. Socialism 101.

244 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:10:13pm

Does anybody else get nervous when he starts talking about our responsibilities to each other? I want to start putting money in mattresses and asking if we can be paid in chickens.

245 Killian Bundy  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:10:22pm

Hey, look, you can regulate banks because they're all voluntarily part of the FDIC.

/there's absolutely no legal authority for spreading that power beyond banks

246 JCM  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:10:23pm

re: #230 HoosierHoops

I need to google her

Is that moral, legal and ethical? Will it get you slapped?

247 Afrocity  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:10:24pm

re: #226 WhiteRasta

Totally out of his depth and totally clueless.

Platitudes, my friend.

248 astronmr20  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:10:27pm

re: #211 Charles

Jennifer Loven got the first question last time too.

I think the next time is should go to McLovin.

249 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:10:28pm

re: #222 loppyd

I have created a monster!

the BF is hurling insults at the TV!

That's my job in the redneck house.

250 brookly red  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:10:29pm

re: #214 NYCHardhat

because his back is up against it.

sniffff, yup that is fear...

251 Gus  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:10:30pm

re: #236 JCM

He's never run shit before.... clueless.

I bet he never even had a checking account.

252 Mr. In get Mr. Out  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:10:32pm

re: #238 loppyd

anyone have a stop watch? this is another endless useless answer....

The picture of a clueless idiot.

253 reine.de.tout  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:10:33pm

re: #235 mnkaren

blah blah blah "systemic risk" blah blah blah "uh um" blah blah blah
I can't stand it

He uses words and terms that make it sound as if he knows what he's talking about, but I suspect he doesn't really have a clue.

254 The Shadow Do  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:10:34pm

Fucker is arguing for "strong central power".

No worry, be happy

255 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:10:44pm

re: #230 HoosierHoops

I need to google her

Is that what you youngsters are calling it nowadays?

256 DisturbedEma  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:10:54pm

re: #214 NYCHardhat

because his back is up against it.


with his foot in it up to the ass. . .

257 Afrocity  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:11:03pm

re: #230 HoosierHoops

She is from AP, maybe it is in alphabetical order.

258 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:11:04pm

Need more tools! i.e., more tax dollars from you suckers!

259 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:11:04pm

re: #232 Ojoe

No grappa please. I get the grappa.

BB MUCH Later

I'm not fond of it.

260 nyclady  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:11:05pm

oh my god i just wish he would shut up. he so full of it

261 n in wi  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:11:05pm

You, Mr. President,and your Democrat colleges, are the systemic risk to our economy.

262 kingkenrod  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:11:10pm

re: #240 gringo69

I thought the FDIC garanteed deposits? They can take over banks?

They take over a bank when it becomes insolvent. Account holders are paid off and assets sold.

263 Karmapolice  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:11:15pm

Jennifer Loven is exactly what you think she is. She's a leftist who spent her entire career trying to demonize Bush.

264 TheMatrix31  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:11:29pm

LOL "Era of Responsibility".

265 mnkaren  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:11:31pm

re: #253 reine.de.tout

I definitely agree with that....except for the uhs and the ums

266 JCM  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:11:35pm

Reporter.....
Socialism please.....

267 loppyd  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:11:37pm

chuck todd looks like he needs a blood transfusion

268 displaced yankee  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:11:41pm

How dare you?!? Doubt THE ONE? All of you, report to the reducation centers, ASAP!

269 CapeCoddah  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:11:42pm

here come the Uhs...

270 Sharmuta  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:11:47pm

What kind of question is that?! The public has sacrificed enough- like our children's money!

271 sadhu  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:11:49pm

Associated Press's Jennifer Loven is now the President of the White House Correspondents Association

272 kansas  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:11:52pm

Chuck Todd.....puke. Hey, where was TOTUS?

273 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:11:53pm

Sacrifice? ? ? We're sacrificing the effin constitution!

274 n in wi  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:11:57pm

Stand up,Chuck

275 loppyd  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:12:14pm

sacrifice? that is rich. we are all getting fuuuuucked. that is sacrifice enough.

276 mnkaren  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:12:19pm

Yeah, I am sacrificing my sanity

277 wun wabbit wun  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:12:22pm

Dog, it's a little pitchy for me. Definitely not your best performance.

278 Killian Bundy  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:12:25pm

If you could be a sacrifice, what kind of sacrifice would you be?

/playing whiffle ball now

279 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:12:25pm

Stiff conditions - he's f---ing America in the ass with his plans.

280 Hengineer  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:12:29pm

re: #211 Charles

Jennifer Loven got the first question last time too.

!sexism alert!

281 CapeCoddah  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:12:33pm

Ted Kennedy is gonna lose his crown as the wizard of Uhs

282 teleskiguy  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:12:39pm

re: #239 NukeAtomrod

Have you ever seen "Leaving Las Vegas"?

Good point. Take shots of beer to avoid alcohol poisoning.

283 reine.de.tout  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:12:42pm

re: #270 Sharmuta

What kind of question is that?! The public has sacrificed enough- like our children's money!

Yes, indeed.
Our daughter's college fund is no longer.

284 NukeAtomrod  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:12:42pm

We're sacrificing TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS, you idiot. And getting nothing for it but more misery.

285 Gus  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:12:43pm

There he goes. He's getting punch-drunk thinking.

286 brookly red  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:12:48pm

re: #264 TheMatrix31

LOL "Era of Responsibility".

eternal damnation seems about right...

287 Sharmuta  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:12:52pm

OK- well- he said the right thing about us sacrificing enough. That will probably be the only thing he'll say tonight that I'll agree with him on.

288 Miss Trixie  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:13:00pm

Stand up, Chuck!

Oh. He is.

289 nyc redneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:13:03pm

sacrifice is patriotism
just like taxes.

290 Mr. In get Mr. Out  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:13:03pm

The government makes their sacrifices to China.

291 livefreeor die  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:13:12pm

Is he not allowing follow-up questions again?

292 kansas  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:13:14pm

Reduce the debt by tripling it? Shit.

293 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:13:14pm

re: #277 wun wabbit wun

Dog, it's a little pitchy for me. Definitely not your best performance.

Right on!

294 vagabond trader  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:13:15pm

Sacrifice=OPM

295 Guanxi88  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:13:16pm

re: #284 NukeAtomrod

We're sacrificing TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS, you idiot. And getting nothing for it but more misery.

Money well-spent, to his mind, I'm sure.

296 NYCHardhat  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:13:26pm

I hate this man

297 JCM  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:13:31pm

Investments in the future...
Tax and Spend Tax and Spend Tax and Spend Tax and Spend Tax and Spend Tax and Spend Tax and Spend Tax and Spend Tax and Spend Tax and Spend Tax and Spend Tax and Spend Tax and Spend Tax and Spend Tax and Spend Tax and Spend

298 nyclady  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:13:42pm

wait....did he get the questions before?

299 Mr. In get Mr. Out  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:13:45pm

re: #295 Guanxi88

Money well-spent, to his mind, I'm sure.

Only in his lands of Nirvana and Utopia.

300 Killian Bundy  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:13:51pm

Why are his lips purple?

/creepy

301 Sharmuta  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:13:52pm

Uh

302 loppyd  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:13:55pm

the bulk of the economy is from SMALL BUSINESS not wall street. WTF

303 rawmuse  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:13:56pm

Happy talk.

304 WhiteRasta  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:13:58pm

The man sounds exactly like Michael Manley of Jamaica, 30 years ago.

It's rather startling.....

305 n in wi  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:00pm

Think he knew what chuck was going to ask? He seems unusually prepared.

306 nyc redneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:02pm

"tuff choices."
fck off.

307 avanti  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:02pm

re: #262 kingkenrod

They take over a bank when it becomes insolvent. Account holders are paid off and assets sold.

Some times, they take over the banks, run them for a bit and find new owners.

308 The Shadow Do  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:04pm

No more fleeting prosperity!

All righty then..

309 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:06pm

Take Obama off the air, he's an idiot. We don't have to advertise the fact.

310 Afrocity  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:07pm

Why am I listening? This sounds like the same bullshit he always says.

311 Guanxi88  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:09pm

re: #298 nyclady

wait....did he get the questions before?

No, he handed them out before the presser.

312 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:13pm

re: #300 Killian Bundy

Why are his lips purple?

/creepy

racist

313 reine.de.tout  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:14pm

What's he talking about?
Did that make any sense to anyone?

314 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:15pm

This man is so far out of his league and doesn't understand basic economics. He doesn't have an f'ing clue about basic economic theory.

315 Gus  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:15pm

We'd have more industrial growth if there wasn't so much red tape. Democrats invented red tape.

316 gringo69  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:20pm

re: #296 NYCHardhat

He's a detestable, poser, amateurish, swaggering dipshit.

317 NYCHardhat  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:22pm

He is the most manipulative politician I have ever seen.

318 JCM  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:25pm

re: #298 nyclady

wait....did he get the questions before?

GDMFMSM is so in the tank I'd bet the questions are pre-screened.

319 mfarmer1  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:25pm

Bring on Bobby Jindal! LOL! Even he couldn't be this bad. Good grief, this reminds me of high school when I didn't do my homework and just had to stand up in front of everyone and bullshit my way through it.

320 astronmr20  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:28pm

re: #311 Guanxi88

No, he handed them out before the presser.

Zing!

321 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:31pm

re: #300 Killian Bundy

Why are his lips purple?

/creepy

Playing with WAB's lipstick?

322 n in wi  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:34pm

re: #291 livefreeor die

Is he not allowing follow-up questions again?

No. And you cannot ask anything else.

323 midwestgak  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:35pm

I'm waiting him to again tell the american people how hard his job is. And all that is on his plate. And that there will be mistakes made. Wait for it. Wait for it.

324 CapeCoddah  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:41pm

re: #313 reine.de.tout

What's he talking about?
Did that make any sense to anyone?

Um, NO

325 TheMatrix31  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:41pm

Yeah, we're making a host of sacrifices because these plans will be taking money out of our assholes for 50 years.

326 reine.de.tout  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:41pm

re: #310 Afrocity

Why am I listening? This sounds like the same bullshit he always says.

But you're here with US, dear.
Makes it all OK.

327 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:45pm

re: #300 Killian Bundy

Why are his lips purple?

/creepy

I noticed that as well. I think it's Melange stains.

328 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:48pm

Crisis!

Drink.

329 NukeAtomrod  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:48pm

re: #288 Miss Trixie

Stand up, Chuck!

Oh. He is.

Stand. Upchuck.

/FIFY

330 livefreeor die  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:50pm

re: #302 loppyd

the bulk of the economy is from SMALL BUSINESS not wall street. WTF

So why is he going to raise taxes on small businesses?

331 NYCHardhat  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:51pm

re: #306 nyc redneck

"tuff choices."
fck off.

Like my kids did when they got the second most expensive swing set.

332 yesandno  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:14:58pm

If things were so poor over the past eight years, why is he a millionaire.....

Notice his money not invested in stocks......

Maybe if he gave up the $100 a pound beef, that would be considered his sacrifice. I know when I gave it up, it was mine...........

333 Miss Trixie  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:15:01pm

re: #316 gringo69

He's a detestable, poser, amateurish, swaggering dipshit.

Don't be shy, luv. Tell us how you really feel. Let it alllllllll out. :)

334 mnkaren  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:15:07pm

re: #291 livefreeor die

Can't have follow up questions as he wouldn't have a prepared answer

335 opinionated  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:15:08pm

Take risks people.

And if you succeed, I'm going to tax the shit out of you and spread around your rewards.

336 Shr_Nfr  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:15:17pm

Shit, I have books to read. Why should I listen to that loon read from a teleprompter.

337 CIA Reject  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:15:18pm

re: #316 gringo69

He's a detestable, poser, amateurish, swaggering dipshit.

And those are his good points!

338 Guanxi88  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:15:21pm

re: #321 MandyManners

Playing with WAB's lipstick?

It places the lotion in the basket.

339 Bobblehead  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:15:21pm

re: #228 Karmapolice

Omg, it is the 90's. I smell a Monica Lewinsky!

I predict Mr. "I Love Myself" Obama will have a chicky before the end of his term.

340 Charles Johnson  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:15:22pm

Maybe I should open registration now that everybody on the intarweb is pissed off at me.

341 monkeytime  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:15:25pm

Why don't they sacrifice their gravy medical and retirement accounts and live on what the "American People" he keeps talking about live on. Medicare and Social Security because we have NO 401K anymore asshole.

342 brookly red  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:15:30pm

re: #307 avanti

Some times, they take over the banks, run them for a bit and find new owners.

yes, a bank makes a nice gift don't you think ? (spit)

343 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:15:33pm

re: #313 reine.de.tout

What's he talking about?
Did that make any sense to anyone?

No.

Supreme Blather Obama.

Fcuk him.

344 reine.de.tout  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:15:35pm

re: #323 midwestgak

I'm waiting him to again tell the american people how hard his job is. And all that is on his plate. And that there will be mistakes made. Wait for it. Wait for it.

He's getting close to it now . . .

345 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:15:37pm

re: #319 mfarmer1

Bring on Bobby Jindal! LOL! Even he couldn't be this bad. Good grief, this reminds me of high school when I didn't do my homework and just had to stand up in front of everyone and bullshit my way through it.

Baffle 'em with bullshit!

346 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:15:38pm

Maisey the Parrot just keeps saying... "What, what, what..." (really).

347 loppyd  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:15:40pm

my crush!

348 nyc redneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:15:40pm

re: #313 reine.de.tout

What's he talking about?
Did that make any sense to anyone?

he just repeats catch phrases over and over and over again.

349 Gus  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:15:42pm

Jake!

350 Killian Bundy  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:15:44pm

Is there a point to this?

/thou shalt not preempt American Idol for an hour of bull[expletive deleted]!

351 Bloodnok  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:15:52pm

re: #340 Charles

Maybe I should open registration now that everybody on the intarweb is pissed off at me.

YES!

352 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:15:55pm

Where's the HuffPo reporter?

353 Afrocity  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:15:58pm

I hate Jake Tapper.

354 kansas  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:16:00pm

Jake.

355 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:16:02pm

re: #340 Charles

Maybe I should open registration now that everybody on the intarweb is pissed off at me.

That could be fun.

356 astronmr20  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:16:03pm

re: #340 Charles

Maybe I should open registration now that everybody on the intarweb is pissed off at me.

I'd say that's a good reason not to!

357 snowcrash  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:16:09pm

I'll listen to the President but I will not read Avantis shit. (Sorry for the curse word.)

358 n in wi  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:16:10pm

GO JAKE

359 NYCHardhat  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:16:10pm

Nothing to sink your teeth into. He is an imbecile.

360 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:16:13pm

re: #340 Charles

Maybe I should open registration now that everybody on the intarweb is pissed off at me.

Your so, so cruel. lol

361 Gus  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:16:16pm

Lame questions.

362 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:16:20pm

re: #340 Charles

Maybe I should open registration now that everybody on the intarweb is pissed off at me.

What'd u do THIS time?

363 loppyd  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:16:21pm

Jakester calling him out on no middle tax class tax cut or cap and trade.

364 The Shadow Do  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:16:23pm

This could not be a more transparent power grab, except to Avanti.

365 opinionated  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:16:24pm

re: #316 gringo69

He's a detestable, poser, amateurish, swaggering dipshit.

His secret service name is top secret. Who told?

366 monkeytime  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:16:31pm

Notice how he talks about "The American People" as if he is not one of us. That's because him and his cronies don't have to play by our rules.

367 reine.de.tout  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:16:33pm

re: #340 Charles

Maybe I should open registration now that everybody on the intarweb is pissed off at me.

Not everybody!
Most of us here appreciate you.
More than you know.

368 Sharmuta  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:16:36pm

Jake Tapper- isn't he the guy who smeared the right wing blogoshpere?

369 kansas  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:16:39pm

Health care reform. Shit.

370 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:16:40pm

*swoon*

371 Hengineer  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:16:43pm

re: #340 Charles

Maybe I should open registration now that everybody on the intarweb is pissed off at me.

You just want practice banning people don't you

372 mfarmer1  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:16:44pm

How many more questions until the McDonald's dude is picked?

373 CapeCoddah  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:16:48pm

re: #346 Walter L. Newton

Maisey the Parrot just keeps saying... "What, what, what..." (really).

Maisey is smarter than the President... go figure.

374 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:16:51pm

re: #346 Walter L. Newton

Maisey the Parrot just keeps saying... "What, what, what..." (really).

Maisey and I are in total agreement.

375 rawmuse  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:16:57pm

I feel like I am watching a re run of "The West Wing"

376 Killian Bundy  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:17:05pm

No cap and trade.

/Amen, the number one thing that must be stopped

377 sngnsgt  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:17:05pm

re: #300 Killian Bundy

Why are his lips purple?

/creepy

Lack of oxygen to his brain.

378 Miss Trixie  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:17:07pm

Go for it, Charles! Personally, it will distract me from the idea that I should go eat some glass rather than llisten to this bloody moron.

Sheesh.

379 NYCHardhat  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:17:12pm

Drie deficit numbers down by tripling it and then dividing by 2.

380 teleskiguy  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:17:18pm

This doublespeak is making me crosseyed!

381 rw in san diego  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:17:20pm

I wonder if he'll have anything to say about national defense?

382 loppyd  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:17:23pm

he hasn't seen the budget?

383 reine.de.tout  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:17:23pm

re: #348 nyc redneck

he just repeats catch phrases over and over and over again.

Exactly.
And he strings together phrases and terms in a way that's confusing.
Probably to cover the fact that he has no clue.

384 loppyd  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:17:31pm

re: #370 MandyManners

*swoon*

ditto

385 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:17:31pm

re: #368 Sharmuta

Jake Tapper- isn't he the guy who smeared the right wing blogoshpere?

He's been on FCBBHO's ass a lot lately.

386 vagabond trader  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:17:40pm

re: #340 Charles

Better have the stick handy.

387 Afrocity  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:17:41pm

re: #368 Sharmuta

Jake Tapper- isn't he the guy who smeared the right wing blogoshpere?

Exactly Sharmuta. Jake is a douchebag whose wife works for Planned Parenthood

388 McJenny50  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:17:42pm

Does it seem that everyone is talking really fast?

389 snowcrash  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:17:45pm

Jake go for the jugular with the follow up. DO IT.

390 Sharmuta  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:17:51pm

re: #385 MandyManners

He's been on FCBBHO's ass a lot lately.

He smeared bloggers.

391 Muadib  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:17:53pm

0bama has no principles. Only Marxist ideology.

392 JCM  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:17:54pm

re: #340 Charles

Maybe I should open registration now that everybody on the intarweb is pissed off at me.

We're HUNGRY!

393 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:17:56pm

OMG. He just admitted he's an idiot.

Kool.

394 midwestgak  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:18:01pm

CAP AND TRADE!

395 n in wi  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:18:03pm

re: #372 mfarmer1

How many more questions until the McDonald's dude is picked?

And when do we get anew house,with a kitchen?

396 teleskiguy  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:18:13pm

re: #340 Charles

Maybe I should open registration now that everybody on the intarweb is pissed off at me.


Stinky's bored, eh?

397 rawmuse  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:18:13pm

Cap and trade means you can sell your carbon credits, just quit breathing.

398 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:18:14pm

re: #375 rawmuse

I feel like I am watching a re run of "The West Wing"

No. You're watching a bad re-enactment actor give his impressions of "The West Wing".

399 loppyd  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:18:15pm

pricing pollution?

400 NYCHardhat  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:18:23pm

Does anyone know what this man is saying?

401 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:18:23pm

Pricing polution, that's rich.

402 NukeAtomrod  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:18:28pm

Okay. I'm opening the 100 Proof Knob Creek Whiskey. Please join me.

403 Gus  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:18:34pm

"We have got to move to a new energy era."

"Cap and trade is the best way to achieve some of those gains to start pricing those pollutants that make their way into the atmosphere."

//Bend over!

404 mnkaren  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:18:36pm

I am all for new energy as long as I don't freeze my behind off in the Minnesota winters and roast to death in the Minnesota summers, so that leaves out solar and wind....I think I will stick with that beautiful nuclear powered plant up river from me

405 MandyManners  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:18:41pm

re: #390 Sharmuta

He smeared bloggers.

He might be turning around.

406 Hengineer  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:18:43pm

re: #397 rawmuse

Cap and trade means you can sell your carbon credits, just quit breathing.

if you spend enough money, you can go to heaven!

/same principle

407 Mr. In get Mr. Out  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:18:44pm

It feels like I'm living in 1979.

408 jcm  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:18:55pm

Cap-n-Trade.....

Bye, bye economy.

409 Sharmuta  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:07pm

"We can't wait" What? So we'll cram more legislation through no one bothered to read?

410 Hengineer  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:12pm

re: #402 NukeAtomrod

Okay. I'm opening the 100 Proof Knob Creek Whiskey. Please join me.

gladly, that's not a bad whiskey

411 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:15pm

I would trade my non-existant "middle class tax-cut" for a cut in spending. (It was never coming, and any realistic person knew it.)

412 mnkaren  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:15pm

re: #407 Mr. In get Mr. Out

Party like its 1979

413 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:17pm

re: #407 Mr. In get Mr. Out

It feels like I'm living in 1979.

Cool. I was 18. Let's roll....

414 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:18pm

Oh, he hasn't seen what provisions are in there. Mmmmkay.

415 CIA Reject  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:19pm

re: #407 Mr. In get Mr. Out

It feels like I'm living in 1979.

I feel like I'm living in 1984

416 loppyd  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:21pm

Jake, mine and Mandy's man.

417 gringo69  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:27pm

Has listening to someone ever made your stomach hurt?

418 kansas  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:28pm

Health care, energy education, and serious efforts to reduce the deficit. Hello?

419 sadhu  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:32pm

re: #377 sngnsgt

Lack of oxygen to his brain.

mutant Mentat

420 Gus  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:32pm

Chip! Yes! Go for it!

421 Killian Bundy  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:34pm

Hey dumbass!

/SADDLING US WITH CAP AND TRADE IS USELESS AND ONLY HURTS AMERICANS UNLESS CHINA AND INDIA PLAY ALONG!

422 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:35pm

Holla at this guy!

423 loppyd  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:35pm

Chipster.

424 mnkaren  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:36pm

Who is the reporter up now? I missed his name

425 Hoffmonster  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:36pm

WTF? this is just campaign propaganda BS, when are we going to have a press conference?

426 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:36pm

Holy shit! tuf question!

427 nyc redneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:39pm

he emphasizes everything "repeatedly"
as if there is any possibility of getting it second or third time.
he says nothing of substance.
and foolish people voted for this ineloquent idiot.

428 jcm  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:45pm

re: #400 NYCHardhat

Does anyone know what this man is saying?

“How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.”

Ronald Wilson Reagan

Obama has read it all..... doesn't understand shit.

429 Miss Trixie  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:46pm

re: #400 NYCHardhat

Does anyone know what this man is saying?

It's just like that Gary Larson cartoon:

"blahblahblah...Ginger ...blahblahblah.. Ginger... blah ... blah ... Ginger ..."

430 Guanxi88  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:48pm

re: #410 Hengineer

gladly, that's not a bad whiskey

There's no such thing as bad whiskey these days.

431 kansas  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:19:56pm

Uh oh. Chip Reid asking an actual question.

432 Hengineer  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:20:01pm

re: #409 Sharmuta

"We can't wait" What? So we'll cram more legislation through no one bothered to read?

we cant wait to spend money we don't have?

Sounds like teenage girls with daddy's pilfered credit cards.

433 avanti  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:20:01pm

He just hinted, he'd let cap and trade die for now.

434 Mr. In get Mr. Out  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:20:02pm

re: #415 CIA Reject

I feel like I'm living in 1984

Even better.

435 Guanxi88  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:20:05pm

re: #419 sadhu

mutant Mentat

Nice, very nice Herbert work-in there.

436 Afrocity  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:20:09pm

re: #405 MandyManners

He might be turning around.

Don't trust Jake tapper. He just ran a smear against Sarah Palin last week. He helped get Obama elected and shut me out of his blog 30 times because of my conservative views.

437 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:20:11pm

Whaaaa! All Repubs fault! Whaaaaaaa!

438 loppyd  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:20:12pm

INHERITED!

439 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:20:13pm

fuck you, bo.

/I feel just like Mandy!

440 gringo69  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:20:20pm

I inherited this mess? WAHWAHWAH

441 Mr. In get Mr. Out  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:20:21pm

If you inherit anything, it doesn't mean you can triple it.

442 Midwestprof  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:20:25pm

He's making the rounds: First AP, then NBC, then ABC, now CBS. Suppose he'll give one to FOX News?

443 jcm  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:20:30pm

YOU MOTHERFUCKING LYING SACK OF SHIT you inhereted 435 Billion you added a trilion!

444 kansas  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:20:37pm

re: #433 avanti

He just hinted, he'd let cap and trade die for now.

How the fuck did he do that?

445 mfarmer1  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:20:40pm

Wow, this is really bad. So, if we don't pollute and stop drinking those evil little bottled water thingees for example, the economy and our national future will be saved? Yes, saved! Saved! Can you feel it?

446 loppyd  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:20:41pm

off to the next thread...

447 lesbianrainforest  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:20:53pm

I predict a bunch of UHs and AHs.........

448 reine.de.tout  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:20:54pm

re: #440 gringo69

I inherited this mess? WAHWAHWAH

Send him the martyr cookies.

449 kingkenrod  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:20:55pm

re: #442 Midwestprof

He's making the rounds: First AP, then NBC, then ABC, now CBS. Suppose he'll give one to FOX News?

He did last time.

450 nyc redneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:20:57pm

re: #389 snowcrash

Jake go for the jugular with the follow up. DO IT.

LOL
that was funny.
he he he
:D

451 vagabond trader  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:21:07pm

How much more frakking money are we going to toss into the education black hole? How about teaching some basics like personal budgets and accountability. Would that be too much to burden the little darlings with?

452 Hengineer  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:21:10pm

re: #430 Guanxi88

There's no such thing as bad whiskey these days.

Well some are pretty scorched and not worth drinking. I have tried one or two that even ice won't smooth out.

453 gringo69  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:21:24pm

No math skills, he's shaken, who are the blue chip investors? BlaaaaaHHHHH

454 brookly red  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:21:27pm

re: #400 NYCHardhat

Does anyone know what this man is saying?

yes... something about workers of the world uniting...

455 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:21:39pm

re: #441 Mr. In get Mr. Out

If you inherit anything, it doesn't mean you can triple it.

That "inherit" shit's got a shelf life.

456 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:22:08pm

re: #382 loppyd

he hasn't seen the budget?

Budget? What fcuking budget?

Oh sheet, TOTUS is going to be in deep cheet.

He inherited a 1.2 trillion deficit and is going to make it 7-12?

That is an accomplishment.

Get him off the air.

457 lesbianrainforest  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:22:20pm

re: #402 NukeAtomrod

You got it! Neat, in a small tumbler. Best Bourbon on earth..........

458 gringo69  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:22:29pm

OOOHHH Healthcare!

459 [deleted]  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:22:30pm
460 Hengineer  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:22:32pm

re: #455 redstateredneck

That "inherit" shit's got a shelf life.

especially since supposedly they've pushed through more nonexistent money into the system than has ever been spent in America's history.

461 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:22:35pm

He's lying again. Repubs have budget plans that don't include turning us into commies.

462 Bobblehead  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:22:56pm

re: #451 vagabond trader

How much more frakking money are we going to toss into the education black hole? How about teaching some basics like personal budgets and accountability. Would that be too much to burden the little darlings with?


Rascist!

463 Guanxi88  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:22:59pm

re: #452 Hengineer

Well some are pretty scorched and not worth drinking. I have tried one or two that even ice won't smooth out.

Look, cheap whiskey just needs a little help, is all. That's why the Almighty made bitters, lemon juice, and ginger ale.

Hell, those three things make even my homemade (chateau d' pantry) pop-skull quite palatable, even if they do nothing for the after-effects.

464 steve  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:23:18pm

re: #377 sngnsgt

Lack of oxygen to his brain.

Lack of brain would be more like it!

465 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:23:22pm

re: #460 Hengineer

especially since supposedly they've pushed through more nonexistent money into the system than has ever been spent in America's history.

Just the fucking interest is going to be more than the entire defense budget in a few years.

466 kaziggy2  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:23:30pm

Okay, I've got to stop yelling at the TV afterall it is not the TV's fault.
I'm gonna have to turn this off..................I can't take it any longer.
Looking for the wine bottle now......bye

467 funky chicken  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:23:36pm

re: #451 vagabond trader

How much more frakking money are we going to toss into the education black hole? How about teaching some basics like personal budgets and accountability. Would that be too much to burden the little darlings with?

The primary basic that needs to be brought back to the schools--discipline. Period.

Kids and parents pay no price for atrocious behavior in public schools. If a kid doesn't want to accept the freely offered opportunity to be educated and shaped into an employable, functional literate human, it should not be allowed to return to the building for free food and an opportunity to screw up the environment for everybody else.

Period.

468 vagabond trader  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:24:00pm

Line by line through the budget that no one has read. We have to go into mega debt in order to get out of debt. WTF is this asshat channeling?

469 The Shadow Do  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:24:17pm

Paraphrase, but accurate: "If we don't invest in Socialistic policy, we will not grow long term".

And there you have it folks. "changing the pentagon programs", etc etc..

This person is the greatest threat to America since I don't know when, and this is not hyperbole.

470 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:24:18pm

Uh-oh....

Breakdown.

471 Hengineer  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:24:27pm

re: #465 redstateredneck

Just the fucking interest is going to be more than the entire defense budget in a few years.

We've already established democrat spenders don't seem to understand compound interest....have we?

472 apachegunner  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:24:52pm

thats odd, instead of his nose growing longer his lips get purpler ;>)

473 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:25:07pm

A budget is a snapshot slapshot.

474 Hengineer  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:25:19pm

re: #472 apachegunner

thats odd, instead of his nose growing longer his lips get purpler ;>)

which is funny....heads of penis's get purple in an erection.

What does that say about Obama's lips?

475 vagabond trader  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:25:32pm

re: #467 funky chicken

How much do you reckon discipline will cost us?

476 avanti  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:25:33pm

re: #444 kansas

How the fuck did he do that?

He listed what the budget had to contain, cap and trade was not on that list. the word all week has been that he's willing to trade it for other budget items.

477 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:25:37pm

re: #472 apachegunner

thats odd, instead of his nose growing longer his lips get purpler ;>)

He's gettin' worked up.

478 gringo69  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:25:42pm

Moron totally exposed tonight.

479 brookly red  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:25:48pm

re: #472 apachegunner

thats odd, instead of his nose growing longer his lips get purpler ;>)

he is turning into Barney?

480 Hoffmonster  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:26:41pm

"I'm not gonna lie to you" really?

481 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:26:44pm

He just called on somebody he couldn't even see? No, this shit ain't staged.

482 Hengineer  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:27:43pm

re: #480 Hoffmonster

"I'm not gonna lie to you" really?

He's not, but the TOTUS is.

splitting hairs, but it allows for him to kinda tell the truth.

483 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:27:45pm

Yeah, throw money at the problem! Just let us enforce the laws we have and let the cops handle it instead of having the feds butt in all the time.

484 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:27:54pm

I think my lips are turning purple. Hell, my whole face is turning purple. Maybe I should check my blood pressure.

485 vagabond trader  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:27:58pm

The border mess is OUR fault for sending weapons into Mexico, here it comes.

486 brookly red  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:28:01pm

e-mail broker, sell short EVERYTING, first A.M.

487 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:28:18pm

Ok, we need to find this clown a way out.

I'd even accept Hillary...hands down.

488 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:28:27pm

re: #481 redstateredneck

He just called on somebody he couldn't even see? No, this shit ain't staged.

He has a list. If you ask the wrong question, you don't make it on the next list.

489 lesbianrainforest  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:28:41pm

This is as cringe-worthy as the Phil Spector II closing argument.

490 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:29:03pm

This guy's tie goes well with BO's lips.

491 avanti  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:29:08pm

re: #481 redstateredneck

He just called on somebody he couldn't even see? No, this shit ain't staged.

He said he's use a list at press conferences to get a fair cross section. If you recall, he got flack for not calling on Fox for a few.

492 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:29:40pm

re: #488 axegrinder

He has a list. If you ask the wrong question, you don't make it on the next list.

Yeah, well I've gotta list, too!

493 wun wabbit wun  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:30:04pm

Next on his teleprompter....a worldwide currency, a UN operated world judicial system, full description of the uniforms to be worn by his new Youth Corps, stations located near you where you will need to turn in your firearms, income limitations based on family size....

494 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:30:11pm

re: #491 avanti

He said he's use a list at press conferences to get a fair cross section. If you recall, he got flack for not calling on Fox for a few.

And he has now?

495 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:30:44pm

Who are those dudes standing up in the back of the crowd? The one guy in the middle with hands on hips looks familiar...

496 avanti  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:31:12pm

re: #494 redstateredneck

And he has now?

Yes, he's called on Fox the last few.

497 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:31:17pm

re: #495 axegrinder

Who are those dudes standing up in the back of the crowd? The one guy in the middle with hands on hips looks familiar...

Your eyes are better than mine.

498 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:31:50pm

re: #496 avanti

Yes, he's called on Fox the last few.

Major Garrett is sitting on the front row. He hasn't called on him.

499 gringo69  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:32:27pm

He's got a big teleprompter in the back of the room.

500 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:33:19pm

re: #499 gringo69

He's got a big teleprompter in the back of the room.

Must not be big enough judging by the way he delivered his opening remarks crock of shit.

501 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:33:22pm

Has Helen had her time in the sun yet? I keep expecting her to pass out. I think her make up is the only thing holding her face together.

502 avanti  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:33:53pm

re: #498 redstateredneck

Major Garrett is sitting on the front row. He hasn't called on him.

Maybe he did not make the rotation this time, we'll see. Count the reporters in the room, and you'll see not everyone can be called on each time.

503 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:34:19pm

re: #501 axegrinder

Has Helen had her time in the sun yet? I keep expecting her to pass out. I think her make up is the only thing holding her face together.

If that little troll of a woman stands up, I'm gonna be sick.

504 Zoomie  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:34:22pm

Whoah....Deer in the headlights look on doubling the deficit!

505 gringo69  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:34:50pm
506 avanti  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:35:05pm

re: #501 axegrinder

Has Helen had her time in the sun yet? I keep expecting her to pass out. I think her make up is the only thing holding her face together.

He called on her once, I guess out of respect for her seniority, but i hope she's off the list now.

507 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:35:18pm

re: #497 redstateredneck

Your eyes are better than mine.

Huge ass widescreen in my office.

508 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:35:53pm

re: #505 gringo69

[Link: i2.photobucket.com...]

HAHAHA! He's taking a big chance relying on that machine.

509 HolyShiiteBatman  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:36:25pm

re: #504 Zoomie

If we don't double/triple the deficit, then we will fall behind other countries....wow.

510 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:36:48pm

He means he needs to wait until somebody tells him what to say!

511 Herb78  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:37:08pm

7.8 trillion deficit when he leaves is no big deal, but the 1.8 trillion he is? What a moron.........

512 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:37:24pm

Major got a turn! Ooh, Chinese & European socialists.

513 steve  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:37:37pm

I just got curious about the purple lips and came across this. Also called blue Lips.

The following medical conditions are some of the possible causes of Blue lips. There are likely to be other possible causes, so ask your doctor about your symptoms.

Cold weather
Low body temperature
Cyanosis
Inadequate oxygen circulation
Smoking
Anemia
Iron deficiency anemia
Certain circulatory disorders
Certain heart disorders (see Heart symptoms)
Congenital heart disorders
Certain lung disorders
Asthma
Bronchitis
Chronic bronchitis
Pneumonia
Emphysema
Pulmonary thrombosis
Pulmonary embolism
Pulmonary edema
Airway foreign body
Fibrosing alveolitis
Pneumoconiosis
Extrinsic allergic alveolitis
Coughing
Croup
Fume inhalation
Laryngeal edema
Shock
See also blueness and cyanosis

514 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:38:45pm

re: #513 steve

I still say the blue lips are from Melange stains.

515 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:39:30pm

His ears are getting red now.

516 steve  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:39:32pm

re: #514 axegrinder

I still say the blue lips are from Melange stains.

There is something seriously wrong with the 'O'.

517 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:39:34pm

China seems to think they could do better then us.

518 imtoast  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:39:43pm

Whoever that was before Major Garrett, really pissed Bambi off.

519 Herb78  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:40:09pm

re: #511 Herb78
ok ok my first time

7.8 trillion when he leaves no big deal., but 1.8 trillion he got from the last is a big deal and not his fault? Wasnt he a Senator for 2 year's? He is full of it.

520 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:41:07pm

re: #519 Herb78

ok ok my first time

7.8 trillion when he leaves no big deal., but 1.8 trillion he got from the last is a big deal and not his fault? Wasnt he a Senator for 2 year's? He is full of it.

He was campaigning. Give the guy a break.
/

521 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:41:30pm

I'd be flat except for bustin my ass and getting raises.

522 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:42:16pm

The rate that existed under Ronald Reagan with a Democrat controlled congress.

523 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:42:29pm

re: #520 redstateredneck

He constantly campaigns. It never ends.

524 Herb78  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:43:09pm

re: #520 redstateredneck
For what? didnt he win? he beat the old white guy. In four years he'll probably beat the other old white guy the Right will throw up there.

525 Zoomie  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:43:10pm

Whoahh.....no deer in the headlights look for reducing charitable deductions. Let's vector that Food Bank money to Washington. When he speaks about whacking rich or screwing with charities, he's all for it.

526 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:43:10pm

Eat the rich!

527 FredPhD  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:43:26pm

And how do your beloved nonprofits and universities feel about the lessening of the tax deductions feel Mr. Pres.?

528 UberInfidel67  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:44:01pm

re: #192 Killian Bundy I was always told I was full of shit up to my eyes because they are brown. No need to ding down for that. He is brown!

529 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:44:10pm

re: #524 Herb78

For what? didnt he win? he beat the old white guy. In four years he'll probably beat the other old white guy the Right will throw up there.

It's all he knows how to do. And, BTW, '/' is shorthand for sarcasm. I didn't really mean it!

530 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:44:17pm

re: #527 FredPhD

And how do your beloved nonprofits and universities feel about the lessening of the tax deductions feel Mr. Pres.?

Obama will make sure his pet charities get Gubment money.

531 DisturbedEma  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:45:19pm

re: #292 kansas

Reduce the debt by tripling it? Shit.


less is more. . .

532 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:45:59pm

His plan is to bleed the military.

533 Herb78  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:46:22pm

Tent cities? where?

534 gringo69  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:46:34pm

Homeless kids, 900 million to Pales

535 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:47:11pm

Jeez, softball question. Completely unimportant.

536 UberInfidel67  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:47:42pm

re: #300 Killian Bundy
His lips are purple because he is a REAL African...not a diluted African-American. You will notice these differences in African. I didn't want to go there but.....my BIL has a nickname for certain Africans...."blurple". They are so black that they are purple. And he can say that because he is black.

537 Zoomie  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:47:51pm

He makes Bill Clinton look like an absolute miracle worker.

He just thought of homelessness and thank goodness "we are going to be introducing some programs in the future....." yada yada

538 avanti  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:48:31pm

re: #533 Herb78

Tent cities? where?

tent cities

539 Herb78  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:49:09pm

Wouldn't it be funny if the teleprompter failed

540 Natasha  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:50:35pm

re: #474 Hengineer

which is funny....heads of penis's get purple in an erection.

What does that say about Obama's lips?

He's a dickhead?

541 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:50:37pm

re: #533 Herb78

Tent cities? where?

I haven't seen them.

542 Zoomie  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:50:40pm

He's wrestled with ethical issues because, like, polling statistics can get really complicated.

543 Herb78  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:51:20pm

re: #539 Herb78
Oh wait no it wouldn't. We would get a bad joke and and awkward silence.

544 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:53:43pm

Yeah, that two state system has worked damn well so far! How can you have negotiations with people that want you DEAD?

545 HolyShiiteBatman  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:54:37pm

Two state solution.......let me check my teleprompter.

My sources say no

546 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:55:22pm

knoty or naughty?

547 Herb78  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:55:22pm

re: #544 axegrinder
easy kill all of them on one side and then its easy to set and keep terms///

548 HolyShiiteBatman  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:55:38pm

Naughty problems?

549 HolyShiiteBatman  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:56:21pm

Geithner couldn't deliver a plan....on time.

550 Herb78  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:56:24pm

Iran gave us the Middle Finger

551 Herb78  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:57:04pm

I am moving us to hell in a hand basket

552 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:57:13pm

What's sad is we'll see his ratings go up after this. We are soooo gullible as a people. And he is soooo slick.

553 Zoomie  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:57:20pm

It must be my bias but I see the reporters giving their understanding, submissive, insider headnods. Not enough space between the chairs to rollover and show the belly.

Now I really miss Sam Donaldson getting smacked down by Reagan, and Bush and Bush and... even Clinton.

554 HolyShiiteBatman  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:58:10pm

"I am confident we are moving in the right direction"...

Translated:

We are spinning down the toilet this way, but if we were in Australia we would be spinning the other way.

555 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:58:24pm

re: #553 Zoomie

It must be my bias but I see the reporters giving their understanding, submissive, insider headnods. Not enough space between the chairs to rollover and show the belly.

Now I really miss Sam Donaldson getting smacked down by Reagan, and Bush and Bush and... even Clinton.

It's the list thing. If you ask questions he doesn't like, u don't get invited back.

556 Zoomie  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:58:50pm

What the H.... did we just accomplish?! The American people do not hang with boredom.

557 axegrinder  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:59:08pm

Of course George thinks the questions were tuf. He's a big Lib. and clontonite.

558 Zoomie  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 6:01:23pm

re: #555 axegrinder

It's the list thing. If you ask questions he doesn't like, u don't get invited back.

Bingo! But the public attitude is going to turn quickly and it is going to get pretty wild with these guys covering derriere.

559 Summersong  Tue, Mar 24, 2009 8:34:48pm

re: #417 gringo69

Has listening to someone ever made your stomach hurt?

yes...an ex brother in law.

560 Ledger1  Wed, Mar 25, 2009 1:13:32am

I was at work and missed the punch-drunk palooka of Pennsylvania Avenue. I was working other people’s taxes – which pay Obama’s pay check. It appears I did not miss anything with all the double speak and blithering coming from Obama’s purple lying lips.

Obama is making Carter look like a piker.


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