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1 NYCHardhat  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:02:36pm

Meltdown around comment 48.

2 vapig  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:04:16pm

It’s beer-thirty. Tyme for a drink!

3 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:04:52pm

HA-ha, Stein!

4 HoosierHoops  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:05:12pm

re: #1 NYCHardhat

Meltdown around comment 48.

#147.. what is the over/under?

5 MacGregor  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:05:18pm

But, but… they’re peer-reviewed!

6 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:06:02pm

Do they get the cool piggy statue?

7 Zimriel  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:06:08pm

I nominate Andrew Sullivan for Gynaecologist Of The Year, for his daring expose of Trig Palin’s sooper sekrit gestation.

8 midwestgak  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:06:12pm

OT Press conference now airing re Birmington shootings. FOX

9 wrenchwench  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:06:59pm

He has great eyebrows.

10 NYCHardhat  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:07:00pm

re: #4 HoosierHoops

#147.. what is the over/under?

20?

11 Gella  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:07:35pm

OMG this is priceless, this award that i didn’t know exists, make me all excited like a little kid in a candy store :)

12 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:08:32pm

McCarthy & Carey are going to be on Larry King

13 kansas  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:09:12pm

re: #12 Sharmuta

McCarthy & Carey are going to be on Larry King

That should produce some real idiocy.

14 Devil's Advocate  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:09:25pm

This is hopefully my last rebuttal to the Left on YouTube…

15 Hengineer  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:11:42pm

Ben Stein needs to go back giving his money away on stupid game shows.

Or Visine commercials. Its obvious he needs more Visine so he can see the flaws in his arguments.

16 Jack Burton  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:12:06pm

200 Republic Credits on there being a meltdown around #121.

17 chicagodudewhotrades  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:12:15pm

the press conference for binghamton is on right now. Gov. patterson just mentioned the Oakland and Alabama shootings along with today’s tragedy. He is working the anti-gun angle

18 Hengineer  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:12:46pm

What’s sad is McCarthy was/is an advocate for awareness of autism in children (obvious because of her own child), and its too bad that she got suckered in on this huckster scheme of blaming “Big Pharma”.

19 pink freud  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:12:52pm

Great eyebrows!

20 Killgore Trout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:13:08pm

Are we going to get our first meltdown over late night boner pills?

21 Hengineer  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:13:29pm

re: #12 Sharmuta

McCarthy & Carey are going to be on Larry King

softballs thrown in 3, 2, 1……

22 pink freud  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:13:48pm

“A lettered man” …just doesn’t mean what it used to.

23 Hengineer  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:13:54pm

re: #20 Killgore Trout

Are we going to get our first meltdown over late night boner pills?

What’s in your wallet?

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24 karmic_inquisitor  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:14:06pm

re: #17 chicagodudewhotrades

the press conference for binghamton is on right now. Gov. patterson just mentioned the Oakland and Alabama shootings along with today’s tragedy. He is working the anti-gun angle

Paternalism - the Democrat’s solution to everything.

Everything.

25 Gella  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:15:09pm

re: #12 Sharmuta

McCarthy & Carey are going to be on Larry King

wait him and his suspenders still has a show?
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26 IslandLibertarian  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:15:14pm

anyone remember “Dr. Ross Dog Food is dog-gone good!” ?
never heard about his electro-magnetic beams…………

27 Hengineer  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:15:19pm

re: #17 chicagodudewhotrades

the press conference for binghamton is on right now. Gov. patterson just mentioned the Oakland and Alabama shootings along with today’s tragedy. He is working the anti-gun angle

because, after all, guns used by criminals are ALWAYS obtained in the legal way, right?

28 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:15:48pm

re: #20 Killgore Trout

Are we going to get our first meltdown over late night boner pills?

LMAO!

29 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:15:50pm

If only he would have awarded a Pig to Al Gore, a truly worthy recpient.

30 Mr. In get Mr. Out  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:16:13pm

Steinbeck used a pigasus to sign his letters.

31 Hengineer  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:16:30pm

re: #29 opnion

If only he would have awarded a Pig to Al Gore, a truly worthy recpient.

Why bother when its obvious he already lies with them?

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32 pink freud  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:16:53pm

OT: The NY shooter recently laid off from IBM.

33 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:16:59pm
34 Hengineer  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:17:21pm

re: #32 pink freud

OT: The NY shooter recently laid off from IBM.

uh oh, blamed on the economy, which is blamed on Republicans/Bush.

Bush caused the shootings!

35 karmic_inquisitor  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:17:54pm

Anyone heard that Google may buy Twitter?

36 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:18:06pm

re: #31 Hengineer

Why bother when its obvious he already lies with them?

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It seems like half the time that Gore is doing his Global Warming schitck somewere, they have a snow storm. Now that is inconvenient.

37 WhiteRasta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:18:42pm

re: #35 karmic_inquisitor

I heard it’s true there is a rumor to that effect……

38 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:18:45pm

re: #9 wrenchwench

He has great eyebrows.

His eyebrows should have their own Zip code.

39 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:19:01pm
2007 — Intelligent Design promoter and professor of biochemistry at Lehigh University Michael Behe for his book The Edge of Evolution: The Search for the Limits of Darwinism.

Why am I not surprised?

40 Hengineer  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:19:05pm

re: #36 opnion

It seems like half the time that Gore is doing his Global Warming schitck somewere, they have a snow storm. Now that is inconvenient.

Next idea for the Budweiser True. commercials.

41 IslandLibertarian  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:19:12pm

re: #20 Killgore Trout

Are we going to get our first meltdown over late night boner pills?

“I used my SHAM-WOW on my En-Zyte, and now my wife is clean as a whistle!”

/said geeky guy with busty babe smiling………………

42 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:19:25pm

If Jenny McCarthy wins a Pigasus, will she be awarded a flying whorse?

43 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:19:59pm

I can’t wait to hear McCarthy’s response.

/

44 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:20:37pm

re: #35 karmic_inquisitor

Anyone heard that Google may buy Twitter?

I heard that today.

45 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:21:08pm

re: #42 pre-Boomer Marine brat

If Jenny McCarthy wins a Pigasus, will she be awarded a flying whorse?

PIMF

heh

46 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:21:23pm

re: #12 Sharmuta

McCarthy & Carey are going to be on Larry King

Carey?

47 Gella  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:21:46pm

re: #42 pre-Boomer Marine brat

If Jenny McCarthy wins a Pigasus, will she be awarded a flying whorse?

but she still won’t able to fly all that bleach and silicone will keep her down
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48 IslandLibertarian  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:21:50pm

How about the economic-science-theories?
Spend our way to RECOVERY!

49 Killgore Trout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:22:13pm

re: #41 IslandLibertarian

Lol

50 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:23:06pm

re: #44 Ward Cleaver

I heard that today.

google will own the internet in ten years…those guys are unstoppable….the next generation will see google as lexicon for half of what they do in their daily lives…McGoogles

51 karmic_inquisitor  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:23:13pm

OT, but related if you an empiricist and skeptic.

Posted at Rutgers -

Image: nhland01.png

Northern Hemisphere snow cover highest on record (eg - since 1967).

Sorry - the planet is not trapping heat at a rate faster than it radiates heat on a sustained basis. When observed data contradicts the predictions of the theory, you need a new theory. When the theory is altered to say “ignore the data that doesn’t support the theory” you no longer have a theory.

You have a religion.

52 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:23:19pm

re: #48 IslandLibertarian

How about the economic-science-theories?
Spend our way to RECOVERY!

Was that the meltdown NYCHardhat predicted in #1?

53 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:24:21pm

bbl

54 pink freud  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:24:37pm

OT but also somewhat related:

The main chemical in marijuana appears to aid in the destruction of brain cancer cells

Wonder if Ted’s been smoking the doob …

55 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:25:06pm

re: #42 pre-Boomer Marine brat

MWAH!

56 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:25:23pm

re: #51 karmic_inquisitor

OT, but related if you an empiricist and skeptic.

Posted at Rutgers -

[Link: climate.rutgers.edu…]

Northern Hemisphere snow cover highest on record (eg - since 1967).

Sorry - the planet is not trapping heat at a rate faster than it radiates heat on a sustained basis. When observed data contradicts the predictions of the theory, you need a new theory. When the theory is altered to say “ignore the data that doesn’t support the theory” you no longer have a theory.

You have a religion.

and the sun will be the devil

57 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:25:46pm

re: #33 Sharmuta

Former Pigasus Award Winners

Heh. I like this one:

1999 — To television personality Bill Maher for endorsing a series of psychics.

58 BignJames  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:26:13pm

I’m melting!

59 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:26:18pm

Hey kids, make your own Pigasus award out of folded paper, using this video guide!

60 kansas  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:27:02pm

re: #54 pink freud

OT but also somewhat related:

The main chemical in marijuana appears to aid in the destruction of brain cancer cells

Wonder if Ted’s been smoking the doob …

Wonder if it limits itself to just the cancer cells?

61 Buster Bunny  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:27:13pm

re: #14 Devil’s Advocate

Devils Advocate ..

You are spending too much time warring against these two-bit know nothings on YouTube. Get back to the focal point. The fact that you’ve irritated these guys means you have made progress. But keep rebuttals down to like .. one a week. Or you’ll end up losing the audience that craves your broadcasts.

62 Lincolntf  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:27:14pm

re: #57 Honorary Yooper

Amazing how that little paycheck made him sell out all of his “rational” ideas, isn’t it?

63 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:27:30pm

re: #55 goddessoftheclassroom

GOTC!

Update to the prayer list. The foster girl on the list when to live with her grandma, and we’ve added a 7th month old girl to Casa JCM.

64 Killgore Trout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:27:44pm

re: #57 Honorary Yooper

He gave an award to Nostradamus. Heh

65 pink freud  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:28:12pm

re: #60 kansas

I read the first line and said …well yeah …
And then I realized I had skipped right over the word cancer :-)

The main chemical in marijuana appears to aid in the destruction of brain cancer cells, offering hope for future anti-cancer therapies, researchers in Spain wrote in a study released Thursday.

66 pat  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:28:54pm

Never saw the movie, but I am familiar with Ms McCarthy. This woman has not only embraced a conspiracy theory based on missing evidence, but she has endangered thousands of children, given other crackpots cover, and sadly, has made thousands of parents feel guilty and angry.

67 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:28:55pm

re: #46 Ward Cleaver

Carey?

Jim

68 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:29:16pm

re: #9 wrenchwench

He has great eyebrows.

I question whether his eyebrows can be explained in naturalistic terms.

69 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:29:54pm

re: #59 Ward Cleaver

Hey kids, make your own Pigasus award out of folded paper, using this video guide!

I wish I had one of those brain killer joints to enhance that vid…pretty cool

70 pink freud  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:30:14pm

re: #66 pat

Never saw the movie, but I am familiar with Ms McCarthy. This woman has not only embraced a conspiracy theory based on missing evidence, but she has endangered thousands of children, given other crackpots cover, and sadly, has made thousands of parents feel guilty and angry.

…and is loving every minute of, basking in her celebrity.

71 UberInfidel67  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:30:24pm

**OT**

Just in case anyone here is interested:

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If you’re not yet a member of the NRA, or if you have friends, family, or children who haven’t joined yet, this could be a once-in-a-lifetime chance to get memberships at no cost.

[Link: www.nrahq.org…]

72 Jetpilot1101  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:31:04pm

re: #66 pat

Never saw the movie, but I am familiar with Ms McCarthy. This woman has not only embraced a conspiracy theory based on missing evidence, but she has endangered thousands of children, given other crackpots cover, and sadly, has made thousands of parents feel guilty and angry.

You are absolutely right but folks buy this kind of crap hook line and sinker. My sister does not vaccinate her kids for all the reasons Ms. McCarthy brings up. Funny thing is her and her husband both have MS degrees. Sometimes no matter how many letters you have after your name, “you can’t fix stupid”.

73 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:31:09pm

Here is something that should not have happened. Astrophysicists are rethinking their theories. The same theories I have been studying for 25 years and thought I knew.

[Link: www.space.com…]

74 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:31:25pm

re: #63 jcm

GOTC!

Update to the prayer list. The foster girl on the list when to live with her grandma, and we’ve added a 7th month old girl to Casa JCM.

Done—and God bless you.
By any chance do you live in Illinois?

75 kansas  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:31:34pm

1996 — Sheldan Nidle who predicted the end of the world on December 17, 1996, then explained that it came, but we were all unaware of it.[

Actually came January 20, 2009. Sheldan was few years early. Awareness of the event is spreading.

76 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:31:50pm

re: #64 Killgore Trout

He gave an award to Nostradamus. Heh

Post-mortem. He’s also given out an award to the “Biggest Douche in the Universe” aka John Edwards the “Psychic”.

77 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:32:10pm

re: #67 Sharmuta

Jim

Oh Lord.

/it’s carrey, btw

78 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:32:11pm

re: #70 pink freud

…and is loving every minute of, basking in her celebrity.

the most highly valued accomplishment…regardless of the rest…extreme narcissism

79 kansas  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:32:43pm

I need advice from the Lizards. The Republican committed called today and wanted to know if they could count on me renewing my $300 membership.

80 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:33:04pm

re: #74 goddessoftheclassroom

Done—and God bless you.
By any chance do you live in Illinois?

Nope, near Seattle, WA.
We sent one little girl to family in Chicago last summer.

81 Jetpilot1101  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:33:16pm

re: #79 kansas

I need advice from the Lizards. The Republican committed called today and wanted to know if they could count on me renewing my $300 membership.

I’d tell them to F—- off until they grow some stones.

82 Buster Bunny  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:33:30pm

re: #79 kansas

I need advice from the Lizards. The Republican committed called today and wanted to know if they could count on me renewing my $300 membership.

Say your membership is conditional on them kicking their Creationists out of the party. It’ll save you $300 and get them thinking.

83 LGoPs  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:33:46pm

re: #81 Jetpilot1101

I’d tell them to F—- off until they grow some stones.

Ditto

84 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:34:02pm

re: #81 Jetpilot1101

I’d tell them to F—- off until they grow some stones.

I was wasting my time attempting to formulate a polite response.

85 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:34:14pm

re: #80 jcm

Nope, near Seattle, WA.
We sent one little girl to family in Chicago last summer.

I ask because a cousin of my mom’s, who has the same last initial as yours, is also a foster parent, and I just thought how cool it would be if that were you!

86 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:34:18pm

re: #77 Ward Cleaver

Oh Lord.

/it’s carrey, btw

carrion
carry out
carry over
hari carry

87 kansas  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:34:45pm

You guys are the greatest. Gonna go drink beer and eat Pizza with the 300 I saved.

88 Lincolntf  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:34:51pm

re: #73 BatGuano

Reminds me of many years ago when I started getting Natural History magazine. Within a few years, the experts had changed virtually all of the major things taken for granted in the first couple issues. Everything from the date of the Big Bang to the likely order of ascension leading to modern humans was “corrected”. I’m afraid to pick up an issue nowadays, lest we don’t exist anymore.

89 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:35:44pm

re: #87 kansas

You guys are the greatest. Gonna go drink beer and eat Pizza with the 300 I saved.

Not to dampen your night out, but you might consider directing that money to local or state candidate whom you personally endorse.

Just a thought…

90 WhiteRasta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:36:24pm

Hi goddess!

91 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:37:41pm

re: #89 goddessoftheclassroom

Not to dampen your night out, but you might consider directing that money to local or state candidate whom you personally endorse.

Just a thought…

I vote for pizza and beer…I love these unofficial polls

92 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:37:44pm

re: #90 WhiteRasta

Hi goddess!

{White Rasta}!

93 kansas  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:37:45pm

re: #89 goddessoftheclassroom

Not to dampen your night out, but you might consider directing that money to local or state candidate whom you personally endorse.

Just a thought…

: (

94 Buster Bunny  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:38:28pm

re: #88 Lincolntf

Science should be an ever changing landscape if we do things right. We work from observable principles and registered unknowns. And once the registered unknowns are classified .. they move across to observable principles and reset the model of observable principles. Which means we spend our time working out what we didnt know.

Aint that cool?

95 Killgore Trout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:38:37pm

Crisis in Bollywood…
Bollywood producers set to strike

I can’t wait to hear what Glenn Beck makes of this.

96 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:38:43pm

re: #93 kansas

: (

Or maybe split it 50-50—$150 will buy a LOT of pizza and beer!

:)

97 kansas  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:39:28pm

re: #96 goddessoftheclassroom

Or maybe split it 50-50—$150 will buy a LOT of pizza and beer!

:)

I can do that. ; )

98 HoosierHoops  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:39:44pm

re: #96 goddessoftheclassroom

Or maybe split it 50-50—$150 will buy a LOT of pizza and beer!

:)

Hi goddess! hope today finds you well and happy

99 Russkilitlover  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:40:15pm

re: #79 kansas

I need advice from the Lizards. The Republican committed called today and wanted to know if they could count on me renewing my $300 membership.

I would tell them they are not getting one penny or my vote until the party loudly and publicly return to conservatism, and will do so with or without the “religious right.”

100 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:41:22pm

re: #98 HoosierHoops

Hi goddess! hope today finds you well and happy

{HoosierHoops}

Meh. I have a very painful muscle spasm in my shoulder, but I’ll get over it.

101 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:42:28pm

re: #88 Lincolntf

Reminds me of many years ago when I started getting Natural History magazine. Within a few years, the experts had changed virtually all of the major things taken for granted in the first couple issues. Everything from the date of the Big Bang to the likely order of ascension leading to modern humans was “corrected”. I’m afraid to pick up an issue nowadays, lest we don’t exist anymore.

That’s what I love about astrophysics. When observation doesn’t match theory, theory is revised.

102 Lincolntf  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:42:36pm

re: #94 Buster Bunny

I’m with ya’.
It’s just disconcerting to think that you “know” something and base all of your subsequent analysis on that “fact”, just to find out that the base of your knowledge is way off.
I’m still pissed about Pluto, by the way.

103 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:43:06pm

re: #33 Sharmuta

Former Pigasus Award Winners

Okay, this is just weird:

Catagory 1: Scientists
[…]
1980 — Isaac Bashevis Singer, for declaring a belief in demons.

(Since when has anyone ever thought of I.B. Singer either as a scientific authority or as some sort of popularizer/spokesperson for science?)

104 callahan23  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:43:36pm

re: #14Devil’s Advocate
I am a subscriber of your YouTube videos. Congrats. Didn’t know they where from a fellow lizard, hang in there.
You are doing a fine job.

105 jaunte  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:43:43pm

re: #95 Killgore Trout

Crisis in Bollywood…
Bollywood producers set to strike

I can’t wait to hear what Glenn Beck makes of this.

Ghee, what next.

106 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:43:43pm

Giants cut Plaxico Burris….so what you say?
me too

107 snowcrash  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:44:30pm

Sorry for the OT, has the dentist, “nevergiveup” checked in? I’m fairly sure he has a child at Binghamton Univ. in Binghamton N.Y. I remember because of the bball brackets.

108 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:44:51pm

re: #102 Lincolntf

Pluto is a planet, damn it!

109 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:45:01pm

this thread is officially on life support…

110 pink freud  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:45:28pm

re: #107 snowcrash

An earlier thread, I believe …spoke of having his child’s school in lockdown all day.

111 Randall Gross  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:45:38pm

re: #79 kansas

I need advice from the Lizards. The Republican committed called today and wanted to know if they could count on me renewing my $300 membership.

I now give only to specific politicians, in Kansas you can’t trust the Brownback crowd and what they might do with your money. We could read tomorrow that they are running Sam for Governor after all….

112 pat  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:46:02pm

you tube really should get rid of comments. drunken college babble becomes tiresome

113 kingkenrod  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:46:04pm

re: #73 BatGuano

Here is something that should not have happened. Astrophysicists are rethinking their theories. The same theories I have been studying for 25 years and thought I knew.

[Link: www.space.com…]

Our understanding of the nature of reality is still very limited. We don’t even know what 96% of the universe is made of (dark energy/dark matter).

114 Mr Secul  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:46:17pm

re: #88 Lincolntf

Do you still have those original issues?

115 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:46:28pm

re: #108 BatGuano

Pluto is a planet, damn it!

According to some, but it was recently reclassified as a “dwarf planet”.

116 Jetpilot1101  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:46:31pm

re: #109 albusteve

this thread is officially on life support…

We need a meltdown and I’m talking one of the full blown wackjob dowser young earth creationist variety.

117 Killgore Trout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:46:42pm

re: #105 jaunte

Curry up and panic!

118 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:47:06pm
119 kansas  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:47:17pm

re: #14 Devil’s Advocate


re: #14 Devil’s Advocate

This is hopefully my last rebuttal to the Left on YouTube…


[Video]

Get on Pay Pal, and I’ll share my beer and pizza money that I am not giving to Republicans with you.

120 Lincolntf  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:47:38pm

re: #114 Mr Secul

Doubt it, but I’ll poke around if you’re looking for a particular year/month. I’m sure I kept some of the “good ones” somewhere.

121 Buster Bunny  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:47:47pm

re: #102 Lincolntf

I’m gonna miss Saturn as a centrefold.

She was one hot planet. Couple of rings to show her age but wow .. what a planet.

122 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:47:53pm

re: #116 Jetpilot1101

We need a meltdown and I’m talking one of the full blown wackjob dowser young earth creationist variety.

Patience. One will come along and spew all over this nice thread. Either that, or a John Edwards fan will eviscerate me for calling him the “Biggest Douche in the Universe”.

123 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:48:05pm

/Does this help: The Universe was created by God in 4004 B.C. in October at 9:am?

124 ConservatismNow!  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:48:14pm

re: #113 kingkenrod

Our understanding of the nature of reality is still very limited. We don’t even know what 96% of the universe is made of (dark energy/dark matter).

It’s made of lolcats and the tears of the innocent.

125 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:48:16pm

re: #115 Honorary Yooper

According to some, but it was recently reclassified as a “dwarf planet”.

Planetism!

126 CyanSnowHawk  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:49:17pm

re: #15 Hengineer

Ben Stein needs to go back giving his money away on stupid game shows.

Or Visine commercials. Its obvious he needs more Visine so he can see the flaws in his arguments.

Mrs. Hawk won $600 from him on that show in 2000. Then we went to Disneyland on the way home. With the exception of his seemingly irrational advocacy of the creationist agenda, I like the guy. I’m just so disappointed that an otherwise intelligent man has misfired so badly.

127 pink freud  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:49:19pm

re: #110 pink freud


I am mistaken Searched, no results on nevergiveup. We do, however, have two lizards in Binghamton, if indeed that is where nevergiveup lives.

128 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:49:19pm

re: #123 BatGuano
IIRC, it was a Thursday. (according to “Inherit the Wind)

129 jaunte  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:49:20pm

re: #117 Killgore Trout

I samosa that’s one response.

130 kansas  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:49:25pm

#115 Honorary Yooper

According to some, but it was recently reclassified as a “dwarf planet”.

Found on Pluto.

Image: 225px-Rbreich.jpgre:

131 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:49:35pm

re: #95 Killgore Trout

Crisis in Bollywood…
Bollywood producers set to strike

But it’ll be a huge, meticulously choreographed strike performed by thousands of extras.

(Who for some reason all sing with just two voices — one male, one female.)

132 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:49:53pm

All of your weak and pathetic minds are simply incapable of conceiving the power of the Force! Your battle stations are no match!

/jedi meltdown

133 HoosierHoops  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:49:59pm

re: #100 goddessoftheclassroom

{HoosierHoops}

Meh. I have a very painful muscle spasm in my shoulder, but I’ll get over it.


Kind regards my friend..
In College when i played ball i used to get these horrible cramps in the middle of the night..My muscles in my legs would just turn into a ball of pure pain..
In the middle of the night I would wake up screaming in pain and If I was with a young lady I’d be screaming at her..For Gods sakes woman grab the other end of the muscle and pull! I’d be going crazy..Those poor girls..I rarely got second dates with them…LOL

134 DEZes  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:50:12pm

Jenny, you ignorant slut!

Hello everyone, its Friday. ;)

135 kansas  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:50:31pm

re: #123 BatGuano

/Does this help: The Universe was created by God in 4004 B.C. in October at 9:am?

That sounds like my Grand Pa,

“The Universe was created, by God.”

136 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:50:32pm

I’ve been waiting to get to 100 comments so that I could tell y’all this.

I made up this grammar activity for my students. They have to analyze the first verse of the National Anthem, basically diagramming it and applying ALL the grammar skills I’ve taught and reviewed with them this year. They have had to read it very carefully, and they so have have learned:

1. That the first word is “O,” not “Oh,” and that there is an important difference between the two.
2. The first verse has question marks because the speaker is asking a question (and it’s not rhetorical because the word “Say” follows “O.”—the speaker wants an answer).
3. Possessive nouns function as adjectives.

I’m loving this.

137 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:50:33pm

re: #123 BatGuano

/Does this help: The Universe was created by God in 4004 B.C. in October at 9:am?

I thought it was 9:07 am. He was running late that day because of traffic.

138 BignJames  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:50:43pm

re: #127 pink freud

I am mistaken Searched, no results on nevergiveup. We do, however, have two lizards in Binghamton, if indeed that is where nevergiveup lives.


I thought he lived near Seattle?

139 nyc redneck  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:50:53pm

re: #107 snowcrash

Sorry for the OT, has the dentist, “nevergiveup” checked in? I’m fairly sure he has a child at Binghamton Univ. in Binghamton N.Y. I remember because of the bball brackets.

i was wondering abt. him too.
i haven’t seen him. i hope his daughter is ok.

140 Buster Bunny  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:51:27pm

re: #130 kansas

#115 Honorary Yooper

Found on Pluto.

[Link: upload.wikimedia.org…]

Earth : Mildly Harmless

Upgraded from Harmless.

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - Galactic Edition

141 pink freud  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:51:33pm

re: #138 BignJames

I am not sure. I thought so also. User RedHouseBlueState is the lizard with a child in that high school.

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com…]

142 kansas  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:51:37pm

re: #132 Sharmuta

All of your weak and pathetic minds are simply incapable of conceiving the power of the Force! Your battle stations are no match!

/jedi meltdown

May the Farce be with each of you. Time for Pizza.

143 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:51:40pm

re: #136 goddessoftheclassroom
You are a very cool teacher!

144 rawmuse  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:51:45pm

re: #17 chicagodudewhotrades

the press conference for binghamton is on right now. Gov. patterson just mentioned the Oakland and Alabama shootings along with today’s tragedy. He is working the anti-gun angle

It was already illegal for the felon in Oakland to have any weapon, much less the two he had.

145 snowcrash  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:52:00pm

re: #110 pink freud
Thanks, I thought of him when I heard the news. What a nightmare.

146 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:52:27pm
147 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:53:19pm

re: #146 buzzsawmonkey
WHACK!

148 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:53:23pm

re: #133 HoosierHoops

Kind regards my friend..
In College when i played ball i used to get these horrible cramps in the middle of the night..My muscles in my legs would just turn into a ball of pure pain..
In the middle of the night I would wake up screaming in pain and If I was with a young lady I’d be screaming at her..For Gods sakes woman grab the other end of the muscle and pull! I’d be going crazy..Those poor girls..I rarely got second dates with them…LOL

Ok , so you woke wake up screaming in bed while on a first date with a woman. Have I got that?
First date & you got her in bed! You da man!

149 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:53:38pm

re: #143 pingjockey

You are a very cool teacher!

You are so kind! The kids whined at first and wanted me to “help” them with the answers. I prepared a 16-page packet that boils down the basic rules of grammar, so the only hint I will give is what page number to consult.

150 jaunte  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:54:04pm

re: #146 buzzsawmonkey

José could see it, turns out.

151 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:54:07pm

re: #113 kingkenrod

That’s right. I’m trying to keep up as I have been for lo these many years. The fusion of hydrogen into helium and helium into, etc., was dogma for 60 years and has now been turned upside down. It is always exciting when a new discovery is made. It keeps scientists on their toes. That is why I love astrophysicists.

152 wrenchwench  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:54:08pm

re: #136 goddessoftheclassroom

I’ve been waiting to get to 100 comments so that I could tell y’all this.

I made up this grammar activity for my students. They have to analyze the first verse of the National Anthem, basically diagramming it and applying ALL the grammar skills I’ve taught and reviewed with them this year. They have had to read it very carefully, and they so have have learned:

1. That the first word is “O,” not “Oh,” and that there is an important difference between the two.
2. The first verse has question marks because the speaker is asking a question (and it’s not rhetorical because the word “Say” follows “O.”—the speaker wants an answer).
3. Possessive nouns function as adjectives.

I’m loving this.

I tend to like songs that ask questions, and that’s one of my favorites.

153 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:55:17pm

re: #149 goddessoftheclassroom
I like the fact that you’re using the National Anthem to teach American English.

154 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:55:31pm
155 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:56:53pm

re: #136 goddessoftheclassroom

I’ve been waiting to get to 100 comments so that I could tell y’all this.

I made up this grammar activity for my students. They have to analyze the first verse of the National Anthem, basically diagramming it and applying ALL the grammar skills I’ve taught and reviewed with them this year. They have had to read it very carefully, and they so have have learned:

1. That the first word is “O,” not “Oh,” and that there is an important difference between the two.
2. The first verse has question marks because the speaker is asking a question (and it’s not rhetorical because the word “Say” follows “O.”—the speaker wants an answer).
3. Possessive nouns function as adjectives.

I’m loving this.

JCM would fail GOTC grammar class. I never got the hang of diagramming sentences.

*hangs head*

156 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:57:00pm

weird but true

[Link: www.foxnews.com…]

157 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:57:05pm

re: #128 pingjockey

IIRC, it was a Thursday. (according to “Inherit the Wind)

Inherit the wind was merely a movie. Scientists say it was montuesthrs (in the metric system).

158 Lincolntf  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:57:35pm

re: #154 buzzsawmonkey

Teaching the kiddies “how” to think is a practice best kept under wraps. Today’s teachers are required to teach them what to think.
Kudos to Goddess for her civil disobedience.

159 DEZes  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:57:40pm

re: #154 buzzsawmonkey

Yeah whats up with that, its gonna make for an uneven playing field when they hit the job market. ;)

160 debutaunt  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:58:15pm

re: #148 opnion

Ok , so you woke wake up screaming in bed while on a first date with a woman. Have I got that?
First date & you got her in bed! You da man!

Turns out he’s a screaming cry baby.

161 Right mind left  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:58:31pm

re: #152 wrenchwench

I tend to like songs that ask questions, and that’s one of my favorites.

Whose broad stripes? Who’s? The Who? WHAT?

I sure hope they appreciate the fabulous lesson!

It wasn’t until recently that I truly appreciated and valued the Pledge of Allegiance, to the Republic for which it stands…not democracy, theocracy or socialist state, but Republic…

162 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:58:40pm

re: #157 BatGuano
That is a measurement I’m not familiar with!

163 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:59:47pm

re: #146 buzzsawmonkey

For extra geographic credit, have them find the location of the Donzirly Light.

Latitude: 32:45.08 N
Longitude: 07:95.229W

164 ilzito guacamolito  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 2:59:47pm

re: #156 albusteve

weird but true

[Link: www.foxnews.com…]

Cripes! How low this society has sunk.

165 HoosierHoops  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:00:35pm

re: #148 opnion

Ok , so you woke wake up screaming in bed while on a first date with a woman. Have I got that?
First date & you got her in bed! You da man!

LOL
That came out wrong…But I only seemed to get a leg cramp at worst possible time..You know what I’m saying? *wink* I’m not the man
/I loved parties in college..We would talk for hours all night..made lifelong friends…We were young and the world was our oyster..

166 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:00:50pm

re: #137 Sharmuta

I thought it was 9:07 am. He was running late that day because of traffic.

Picky, picky, picky…

167 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:00:50pm
168 Killgore Trout  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:00:53pm

Bruno Trailer

If you thought Borat was funny, you’ve seen it. Now check out Sacha Baron Cohen’s new movie.

Looks pretty good. There’s a quick clip of the Ron Paul segment towards the end.

169 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:02:25pm

re: #132 Sharmuta

Blah blah blah… technological terror…. blah blah blah… lack of faith….

/heard it all before, get new talking points

170 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:02:29pm

re: #162 pingjockey

That is a measurement I’m not familiar with!

You must educate yourself. I can’t do it for you.

(sighs)

171 DEZes  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:03:15pm

re: #167 buzzsawmonkey

On that note, I just got the bill for this month’s office rent. There was a charge on there which was supposed to be five percent; the secretary had calculated it at fifty percent, so the bill was more than $500 too high.

And, of course, she didn’t notice, and it never occurred to her that the result was not what it should be.

Corrected now.

Fired?

172 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:03:39pm

re: #170 BatGuano
Do you know what a RCH is? It’s an engineering term.

173 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:03:54pm

re: #168 Killgore Trout

Bruno Trailer

Looks pretty good. There’s a quick clip of the Ron Paul segment towards the end.

no thanks…Hollywood will just have to get by without my contribution…I know there are movie junkies galore here but I am not one of them….when I say I reject Hollywood values I practice what I preach…glossies anyone?

174 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:04:12pm

re: #155 jcm

JCM would fail GOTC grammar class. I never got the hang of diagramming sentences.

*hangs head*

Ah, but I wasn’t your teacher!
It’s not diagramming with lines; it’s determining each word’s part of speech and function according to the syntax. For example, “gleaming” is a gerund, a noun ending in -ing, not a verb because it’s the object of the preposition “at.”

175 BignJames  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:04:45pm

re: #172 pingjockey

Do you know what a RCH is? It’s an engineering term.


gimme a hint

176 HoosierHoops  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:04:50pm

re: #167 buzzsawmonkey

On that note, I just got the bill for this month’s office rent. There was a charge on there which was supposed to be five percent; the secretary had calculated it at fifty percent, so the bill was more than $500 too high.

And, of course, she didn’t notice, and it never occurred to her that the result was not what it should be.

Corrected now.

Buzz..A smart lizard could calculate your office rent by that little info…
/

177 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:05:50pm

re: #161 Right mind left

Whose broad stripes? Who’s? The Who? WHAT?

I sure hope they appreciate the fabulous lesson!

It wasn’t until recently that I truly appreciated and valued the Pledge of Allegiance, to the Republic for which it stands…not democracy, theocracy or socialist state, but Republic…

Yep, they identified all the pronouns and what types they were yesterday. Next weeks they’ll identify the kinds of dependent clauses.

178 Pilots Wife  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:06:03pm

re: #136 goddessoftheclassroom

My daughter is privileged to have a fabulous Literature teacher at the
moment (she’s a 9th grader). She has always loved to read, but LANGUAGE has come alive for her with this teacher. BTW-she goes to a STEM (science, tech, engineering, math) school, so the great Language Arts teacher has been a wonderful bonus.

179 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:06:28pm

re: #165 HoosierHoops

LOL
That came out wrong…But I only seemed to get a leg cramp at worst possible time..You know what I’m saying? *wink* I’m not the man
/I loved parties in college..We would talk for hours all night..made lifelong friends…We were young and the world was our oyster..

My friend , I actually was complimenting you. I know that it did not come out the way that you meat it, but first dates huh?

180 Russkilitlover  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:06:56pm

re: #174 goddessoftheclassroom

Ah, but I wasn’t your teacher!
It’s not diagramming with lines; it’s determining each word’s part of speech and function according to the syntax. For example, “gleaming” is a gerund, a noun ending in -ing, not a verb because it’s the object of the preposition “at.”

That stuff’s so cool! I used to love diagramming sentences; now I just enjoy nitpicking my co-workers’ poor grammer and spelling.

However, I don’t know the distinction between “O” and “Oh,” will you please enlighten?

181 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:07:08pm

re: #175 BignJames
It’s for very very very small measurements, less than .003 of an inch. The name has absolutely nothing to do with any standard unit of measurement and is covered by a womans underwear!

182 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:08:16pm

re: #178 Pilots Wife

My daughter is privileged to have a fabulous Literature teacher at the
moment (she’s a 9th grader). She has always loved to read, but LANGUAGE has come alive for her with this teacher. BTW-she goes to a STEM (science, tech, engineering, math) school, so the great Language Arts teacher has been a wonderful bonus.

That’s wonderful. ALL teachers should do that.

BTW, I could never had made it at a STEM school—I’m strictly a humanities person, although I did love chemistry!

183 BignJames  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:08:26pm

re: #181 pingjockey

It’s for very very very small measurements, less than .003 of an inch. The name has absolutely nothing to do with any standard unit of measurement and is covered by a womans underwear!


got it…..won’t repeat it

184 WhiteRasta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:08:36pm

re: #168 Killgore Trout

That guy is just outrageous!

185 CyanSnowHawk  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:08:53pm

re: #180 Russkilitlover

That stuff’s so cool! I used to love diagramming sentences; now I just enjoy nitpicking my co-workers’ poor grammer and spelling.

However, I don’t know the distinction between “O” and “Oh,” will you please enlighten?

One is a letter of the alphabet, the other is a misspelling of the Hydroxide ion.

186 Mich-again  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:09:01pm

Dude looks like Darwin.

187 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:09:15pm

re: #172 pingjockey

The one I’m familiar with is not reproducible on LGF.

188 Russkilitlover  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:09:37pm

re: #185 CyanSnowHawk

One is a letter of the alphabet, the other is a misspelling of the Hydroxide ion.

Oh. Or is that O?

189 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:09:39pm

re: #183 BignJames
Yep. The middle word is reserved for Jane Fonda, Rosie Odonell, those types of idjits.

190 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:10:03pm

re: #181 pingjockey

It’s for very very very small measurements, less than .003 of an inch. The name has absolutely nothing to do with any standard unit of measurement and is covered by a womans underwear!

3 mils? That’s friggin’ huge!
Silicon 85nM process. ;-)

191 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:10:05pm

re: #172 pingjockey

Do you know what a RCH is? It’s an engineering term.

It’s similar to the WAG, right?

192 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:10:07pm

re: #187 BatGuano
Bingo!

193 DEZes  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:10:46pm

re: #187 BatGuano

The one I’m familiar with is not reproducible on LGF.

Damn short hairs.

194 CyanSnowHawk  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:10:56pm

re: #189 pingjockey

Yep. The middle word is reserved for Jane Fonda, Rosie Odonell, those types of idjits.

I thought Hanoi Jane was CTB.

195 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:11:12pm

re: #190 jcm
Batshit! Try to hold .002 true position when machining parts out of stainless steel.

196 CynicalConservative  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:11:20pm

re: #180 Russkilitlover

That stuff’s so cool! I used to love diagramming sentences; now I just enjoy nitpicking my co-workers’ poor grammer and spelling.

However, I don’t know the distinction between “O” and “Oh,” will you please enlighten?

One is shorthand for our current president, the other is the frequent expression heard after he opens his mouth or does something to further destroy our country.

197 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:11:51pm

re: #180 Russkilitlover

That stuff’s so cool! I used to love diagramming sentences; now I just enjoy nitpicking my co-workers’ poor grammer and spelling.

However, I don’t know the distinction between “O” and “Oh,” will you please enlighten?

I’d be delighted to!

“O” is called the vocative because it “calls” the reader’s attention. It’s most often used in poetic language.

“Oh” is a simple exclamation that expresses the speaker’s emotion.

It drives me batty to see the National Anthem with “Oh” instead of “O” because the WHOLE POINT of the first verse is the speaker’s asking the reader whether he or she can still see the flag.

198 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:11:53pm

re: #191 BatGuano
Same family. A RCH is more accurate than a WAG.

199 IslandLibertarian  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:11:57pm

re: #174 goddessoftheclassroom
For example, “gleaming” is a gerund, a noun ending in -ing, not a verb because it’s the object of the preposition “at.”

ok, not trying to correct you.my grammar skills are not very good, but isn’t the object of the preposition “at” the word “twilights”?

200 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:12:05pm
201 DEZes  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:12:07pm

re: #195 pingjockey

Batshit! Try to hold .002 true position when machining parts out of stainless steel.

We have a Tool Maker here?

202 rawmuse  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:12:37pm

re: #168 Killgore Trout

Oh, that looks frikkin’ hysterical! (loved “Borat”)

203 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:12:44pm

re: #194 CyanSnowHawk
That too. I usually include the c word though.

204 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:13:07pm
205 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:13:09pm

re: #198 pingjockey

Don’t i know it!

206 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:13:13pm

re: #201 DEZes
Was QC/QA for a aerospace outfit for 8 years.

207 BignJames  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:13:16pm

re: #201 DEZes

We have a Tool Maker here?


Took a bench fitting course.

208 HoosierHoops  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:13:29pm

re: #179 opnion

My friend , I actually was complimenting you. I know that it did not come out the way that you meat it, but first dates huh?

LOL
I look forward to a thread by Charles someday..
Favorite College Stories..I’ll bet the stories would have Lizards falling out of their chairs laughing…
/I got a few stories

209 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:13:46pm

re: #195 pingjockey

Batshit! Try to hold .002 true position when machining parts out of stainless steel.

LOL! I usually work on PCBs not the silicon, 2 mil tolerance there. Unless I go with special processes.

210 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:14:27pm

What happens when you make fun of Obama’s malfunctioning teleprompter?

NSFW

211 DEZes  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:14:29pm

re: #206 pingjockey

Was QC/QA for a aerospace outfit for 8 years.

Ive been a Tool and die maker for over 30 years now.
Thats enough shop talk. ;)

212 Soona'  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:14:36pm

re: #179 opnion

My friend , I actually was complimenting you. I know that it did not come out the way that you meat it, but first dates huh?

Hoosier was meating someone? Who?

213 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:14:43pm

re: #209 jcm
You get 2 thou for PCBs? Is that for component placement?

214 HoosierHoops  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:14:45pm

re: #200 buzzsawmonkey

No, you couldn’t. This was an add-on, and the amounts of the add-ons change every month. You pay a percentage which gets added to the base rent.

mmm.so you are saying we need one more number?
Kind regards tonight Buzz

215 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:14:46pm

re: #206 pingjockey

Was QC/QA for a aerospace outfit for 8 years.

So your familiar with tolerances? :)

216 Russkilitlover  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:14:55pm

re: #197 goddessoftheclassroom

I’d be delighted to!

“O” is called the vocative because it “calls” the reader’s attention. It’s most often used in poetic language.

“Oh” is a simple exclamation that expresses the speaker’s emotion.

It drives me batty to see the National Anthem with “Oh” instead of “O” because the WHOLE POINT of the first verse is the speaker’s asking the reader whether he or she can still see the flag.

So would these be correct usages?

1. O why is Obama such an idiot?
2. Oh no, our idiot President is talking again and the DOW is tanking.

217 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:15:12pm

re: #196 CynicalConservative

One is shorthand for our current president, the other is the frequent expression heard after he opens his mouth or does something to further destroy our country.

No, shorthand for B. Hussein is the numeral 0 not the upper case letter O.
It’s symbolic of his struggle against reality.
/

218 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:15:12pm

re: #199 IslandLibertarian

For example, “gleaming” is a gerund, a noun ending in -ing, not a verb because it’s the object of the preposition “at.”

ok, not trying to correct you.my grammar skills are not very good, but isn’t the object of the preposition “at” the word “twilights”?

No. The line is

“…at the twilight’s last gleaming?”

“twilight’s” is a possessive noun, which functions as an adjective, modifying “gleaming.”
“last” is also an adjective, modifying “gleaming.”
“gleaming” is the object of the preposition “at” because it answers the question what?
At what?
At the twilight’s last gleaming.

219 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:15:12pm

re: #211 DEZes
I agree, It’s Friday!

220 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:15:51pm

re: #216 Russkilitlover

So would these be correct usages?

1. O why is Obama such an idiot?
2. Oh no, our idiot President is talking again and the DOW is tanking.

#2

221 DEZes  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:16:18pm

re: #219 pingjockey

I agree, It’s Friday!


And I hope it finds you well.
Oh look, a beer.

222 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:16:26pm

re: #215 BatGuano
Yep. Except I have NO tolerance for mad mullahs, commies, fellow travelers, anarchists, leftists, tree huggers, fish huggers, etc…

223 yochanan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:16:45pm

[Link: news.yahoo.com…]

only ten years for treason. what gives?

224 Mike in Georgia  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:16:48pm

re: #215 BatGuano

Some of the shuttle stuff was .0002

225 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:16:54pm

re: #216 Russkilitlover

So would these be correct usages?

1. O why is Obama such an idiot?
2. Oh no, our idiot President is talking again and the DOW is tanking.

Very close! Usually the “O” has to “call” a noun or pronoun, so it would be better to write:

1. O Lord, why is Obama such an idiot?

226 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:17:21pm

re: #221 DEZes
Yaaaay! Beer!

227 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:18:24pm

re: #136 goddessoftheclassroom

I made up this grammar activity for my students. They have to analyze the first verse of the National Anthem, basically diagramming it and applying ALL the grammar skills I’ve taught and reviewed with them this year.

1. That the first word is “O,” not “Oh,” and that there is an important difference between the two.

While the official spelling is indeed “O” because that’s what Francis Scott Key happened to use, in this context wouldn’t “Oh” also be legitimate?

The “O” spelling is mandatory, or at least customary, when it’s used in English translations to represent the vocative case from other languages. (E.g., Pie Iesu Domine should be translated “O Faithful Lord Jesus,” and not “Oh, Faithful Lord Jesus,” because all three words are in the Latin vocative.) But I’m not sure whether Key intended the vocative or not.

228 callahan23  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:18:28pm

re: #223 yochanan

[Link: news.yahoo.com…]

only ten years for treason. what gives?

Isn’t Hassan Abujihaad telling already the whole story?

229 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:18:37pm
230 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:19:05pm

re: #223 yochanan

[Link: news.yahoo.com…]

only ten years for treason. what gives?

treason is a misdemeanor now…

231 Russkilitlover  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:19:06pm

re: #225 goddessoftheclassroom

Very close! Usually the “O” has to “call” a noun or pronoun, so it would be better to write:

1. O Lord, why is Obama such an idiot?

Got it! LOVE IT!

232 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:19:30pm

re: #227 Throbert McGee

While the official spelling is indeed “O” because that’s what Francis Scott Key happened to use, in this context wouldn’t “Oh” also be legitimate?

The “O” spelling is mandatory, or at least customary, when it’s used in English translations to represent the vocative case from other languages. (E.g., Pie Iesu Domine should be translated “O Faithful Lord Jesus,” and not “Oh, Faithful Lord Jesus,” because all three words are in the Latin vocative.) But I’m not sure whether Key intended the vocative or not.

I’m sure he did.

233 DEZes  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:19:46pm

re: #224 Mike in Georgia

Some of the shuttle stuff was .0002

Standard bearing tolerance.

234 Soona'  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:20:41pm

re: #218 goddessoftheclassroom

No. The line is

“…at the twilight’s last gleaming?”

“twilight’s” is a possessive noun, which functions as an adjective, modifying “gleaming.”
“last” is also an adjective, modifying “gleaming.”
“gleaming” is the object of the preposition “at” because it answers the question what?
At what?
At the twilight’s last gleaming.

Wow. I haven’t had an English lecture like that since my sophmore year in high school. :)

235 IslandLibertarian  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:20:54pm

re: #218 goddessoftheclassroom

sheesh……I saw that right after I posted, but still thought “twilight” was a noun…..good thing I draw for a living……….

236 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:21:38pm

re: #233 DEZes

Standard bearing tolerance.

wait…are you talking polar or panda?…makes a difference you know

237 DEZes  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:21:41pm

re: #235 IslandLibertarian

sheesh……I saw that right after I posted, but still thought “twilight” was a noun…..good thing I draw for a living……….

What do you draw?

238 callahan23  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:22:16pm

re: #221 DEZes

And I hope it finds you well.
Oh look, a beer.

Just poured myself a tumbler of Jameson’s.
Hi DEZes, how are you tonight?

239 Mike in Georgia  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:22:21pm

re: #233 DEZes

Yup, amazing what a good grinder will do. We had to hold those
tolerances on a standard mill and lathe.(not NC)

240 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:22:31pm

re: #237 DEZes

What do you draw?

beer…what else matters?

241 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:22:36pm

re: #224 Mike in Georgia

Some of the shuttle stuff was .0002

I know. Yet NASA still launches in January! Apollo1 (not a launch but a badly engineered test), Challenger,Columbia all had their origins in January.

242 opnion  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:22:59pm

re: #208 HoosierHoops

LOL
I look forward to a thread by Charles someday..
Favorite College Stories..I’ll bet the stories would have Lizards falling out of their chairs laughing…
/I got a few stories

Yeah we all have them. My greatest fear was that somebody like I was would walk up my driveway to take my daughterf on a date.

243 HoosierHoops  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:23:04pm

re: #238 callahan23

Just poured myself a tumbler of Jameson’s.
Hi DEZes, how are you tonight?

Isn’t that Irish whiskey?

244 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:23:13pm

re: #213 pingjockey

You get 2 thou for PCBs? Is that for component placement?

Drill and routing. Try not to push the limits that much. Typical trace width we use on a PCB is 10mils, with 10mil clearance.

We have a Wafer Level Chip Scale package with 10mil pitch, inside that pitch I’ve got to places traces and via holes. That starts to push it.

245 DEZes  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:23:25pm

re: #236 albusteve

wait…are you talking polar or panda?…makes a difference you know

Panda, for lateral, Polar for circumference.

246 IslandLibertarian  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:23:26pm

re: #237 DEZes

What do you draw?

architectural and engineering drawings……….and as little attention as possible…………

247 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:23:44pm

re: #244 jcm
Gaaah!

248 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:23:55pm

re: #222 pingjockey

A late upding.

249 BignJames  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:23:57pm

re: #241 BatGuano

I know. Yet NASA still launches in January! Apollo1 (not a launch but a badly engineered test), Challenger,Columbia all had their origins in January.


Built by the lowest bidder.

250 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:24:00pm

re: #235 IslandLibertarian

sheesh……I saw that right after I posted, but still thought “twilight” was a noun…..good thing I draw for a living……….

The tricky thing is that it IS a noun, but possessives function as adjectives. English teacher even argue whether to call my, your, our, etc. possessive pronouns or possessive adjectives (I’m in the possessive pronoun camp; we abbreviate them “PP,” which always prompts giggling among my 9th graders, especially the boys).

Little known fact: first names (when used with last names) are actually adjectives, identifying which member of the family you are.

251 albusteve  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:24:01pm

re: #245 DEZes

Panda, for lateral, Polar for circumference.

that’s what I thought…carry on

252 Lincolntf  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:24:01pm

Apparently the worst of the numbers coming out of Binghamton were correct. This is the latest story I’ve seen.
Shooting

253 HugoChavez  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:24:28pm

I know this may get me banned, but look at what’s on the shirt of the character on the far right in this cartoon.

Dead ringer?

254 [deleted]  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:24:31pm
255 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:24:49pm

re: #244 jcm
Did you see my reply to your snow? Got stuck in a foot of MANBEARPIG shit up at Lake Wenatchee. Goofy damn weather.

256 callahan23  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:25:05pm

re: #243 HoosierHoops

Isn’t that Irish whiskey?

Yup. ‘xactly. From the green island and smooth as silk. :-)

257 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:25:29pm

re: #248 BatGuano
Thankee kindly.

258 IslandLibertarian  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:25:52pm

re: #250 goddessoftheclassroom

If I could afford to, I’d hire you as a tutor.

259 DEZes  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:26:08pm

re: #238 callahan23

Just poured myself a tumbler of Jameson’s.
Hi DEZes, how are you tonight?

Happy as I can be, thanks.
The cap is still on my 1st beer, I am trying to open it with my Lazer beam eyes so I can claim a prize from Randi. ;)

260 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:26:16pm

re: #242 opnion

Yeah we all have them. My greatest fear was that somebody like I was would walk up my driveway to take my daughterf on a date.

Sort of like this?

261 yochanan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:26:33pm

[Link: news.yahoo.com…]

could someone put this up in the links thingie for some reason I can’t do it.
thank you my lizards

262 DEZes  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:26:52pm

re: #246 IslandLibertarian

architectural and engineering drawings……….and as little attention as possible…………

LOL. thays an upding.

263 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:27:39pm

OT, FNC running a story about the Israeli atrocities in Gaza. Anti-Arab graffiti, t-shirts, etc…What the fuck do the msm and other asshats expect?

264 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:28:03pm

re: #174 goddessoftheclassroom

Ah, but I wasn’t your teacher!
It’s not diagramming with lines; it’s determining each word’s part of speech and function according to the syntax. For example, “gleaming” is a gerund, a noun ending in -ing, not a verb because it’s the object of the preposition “at.”

Note that answers are different for both “streaming” and “bursting,” however!

If you really want to give your students a headache, ask your students to identify the function of “swimming” in the following two sentences:

The photographer took a picture of the swimming pool.
The photographer took a picture of the swimming woman.

265 HoosierHoops  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:28:33pm

re: #259 DEZes

Happy as I can be, thanks.
The cap is still on my 1st beer, I am trying to open it with my Lazer beam eyes so I can claim a prize from Randi. ;)

Hi..My name is the Hoopster..I’ll be serving you tonight..
Can I get you a drink and appetizer tonight?

266 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:28:53pm

re: #252 Lincolntf

Apparently the worst of the numbers coming out of Binghamton were correct. This is the latest story I’ve seen.
Shooting

13 dead. Number Number 14 doesn’t count in my book.

267 mikeymom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:29:07pm

re: #239 Mike in Georgia

Yup, amazing what a good grinder will do. We had to hold those
tolerances on a standard mill and lathe.(not NC)

ohhh i love meatball grinders—im hungry now.

268 DEZes  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:29:28pm

re: #265 HoosierHoops

Hi..My name is the Hoopster..I’ll be serving you tonight..
Can I get you a drink and appetizer tonight?

Yeah, Ill have a shot of that redhead looking at me.

You da man. ;)

269 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:29:53pm

re: #263 pingjockey

OT, FNC running a story about the Israeli atrocities in Gaza. Anti-Arab graffiti, t-shirts, etc…What the fuck do the msm and other asshats expect?

OMG, graffiti! OMG, t-shirts! WAR CRIMES!

Axe murder of children—it’s the Occ-yoo-PAY-shun!

270 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:30:16pm

re: #255 pingjockey

Did you see my reply to your snow? Got stuck in a foot of MANBEARPIG shit up at Lake Wenatchee. Goofy damn weather.

And you with no studs (by law). I am soooo ready for some global warming.

271 WhiteRasta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:30:46pm

re: #264 Throbert McGee

“The photographer took a picture of the swimming woman.”

And then got slapped around by her jealous boyfriend…..

272 wrenchwench  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:31:10pm

re: #267 mikeymom

re: #239 Mike in Georgia

Yup, amazing what a good grinder will do. We had to hold those
tolerances on a standard mill and lathe.(not NC)


ohhh i love meatball grinders—im hungry now.

You’re not the mom to Mike in Georgia, are you?

273 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:31:31pm

OT again, the head of the NY Slimes compares saving the slimes to the genocide in Darfur.

274 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:31:55pm

re: #264 Throbert McGee

Note that answers are different for both “streaming” and “bursting,” however!

If you really want to give your students a headache, ask your students to identify the function of “swimming” in the following two sentences:

The photographer took a picture of the swimming pool.
The photographer took a picture of the swimming woman.

Of course! The former is a verb and the latter participle—they’re getting to that next week, too.

I like your “swimming” riddle. I’m going to start class with that on Monday!

275 mikeymom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:32:10pm

re: #272 wrenchwench

You’re not the mom to Mike in Georgia, are you?

nah—my mike is my avatar—my 20 lb maine coon cat!

276 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:32:40pm

re: #269 Alouette
Young troops, spraying graffiti, wearing obnoxious t-shirts….Oh, the humanity!

277 Lincolntf  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:32:57pm

re: #275 mikeymom

He’s a handsome beast.

278 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:32:58pm

re: #264 Throbert McGee

Note that answers are different for both “streaming” and “bursting,” however!

If you really want to give your students a headache, ask your students to identify the function of “swimming” in the following two sentences:

The photographer took a picture of the swimming pool.
The photographer took a picture of the swimming woman.

Adjectives, both.

279 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:33:23pm

?

280 wrenchwench  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:33:29pm

re: #275 mikeymom

nah—my mike is my avatar—my 20 lb maine coon cat!

I bet he shares your meatball grinders.

281 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:33:46pm

re: #273 pingjockey

OT again, the head of the NY Slimes compares saving the slimes to the genocide in Darfur.

Read that. Also, Michelle Obama is the Goddess Diana.

282 DEZes  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:33:49pm

re: #274 goddessoftheclassroom

Teachers pets?

283 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:33:54pm

re: #270 jcm
The passes are going to be a mess for a while. Wet heavy snow on top of the old stuff. Avalanche control is going to be busy.

284 rawmuse  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:34:32pm

re: #274 goddessoftheclassroom

OK, what is the distinction between “O’ and “Oh”
I’m dyin’ here…

285 CyanSnowHawk  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:34:40pm

Shameless plug for my employer.

B2 Stealth Bomber themed chopper “Spirit of Innovation” to be featured on TLC on Apr. 9th Season Premiere of American Chopper.

286 yochanan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:34:41pm

re: #269 Alouette

i have printed anti pali propaganda, graffiti and tee shirts
does that make me guilty of war crimes?

287 Soona'  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:34:42pm

re: #275 mikeymom

nah—my mike is my avatar—my 20 lb maine coon cat!

Looks like a wizened old critter.

288 HoosierHoops  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:34:44pm

re: #278 MandyManners

Adjectives, both.

One a noun ?

289 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:34:52pm

re: #281 BatGuano
Yeah, and I’m the Emperor of the Known Universe. Sheesh.

290 mikeymom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:35:17pm

re: #277 Lincolntf

He’s a handsome beast.


not really a good pix of him but thx—he’s 14 1/2-getting very vocal in old age—tries to talk to dad and i all day—and i understand him! esp after a few manhattans, like now!

291 callahan23  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:35:44pm

re: #259 DEZes

Happy as I can be, thanks.
The cap is still on my 1st beer, I am trying to open it with my Lazer beam eyes so I can claim a prize from Randi. ;)

Good luck with that. ;-)
Had to cool my emotions after reading the ‘Iran’s Manhattan Project’ thread. The world is a friggin’ frightening place sometimes. Israel you shine the light of reason and freedom for us.
Temper readings approaching nominal again.

292 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:35:51pm

re: #278 MandyManners

Adjectives, both.

Correct, but the second “swimming” is a participle (what the woman is doing). The first “swimming” is actually more like a gerund because it’s what the pool is for. The pool itself it not doing the backstroke.

293 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:35:55pm

re: #286 yochanan
According to the Palis and the Useless Nitwits, yes.

294 mikeymom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:36:16pm

re: #280 wrenchwench

I bet he shares your meatball grinders.

no-every night when we eat, he gets 3 boiled shrimp.

295 victor_yugo  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:36:49pm

GOTC, don’t forget the old standby:

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

296 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:37:16pm

Another good “trick question” — in the following sentence, traditional grammar prefers “whom,” not “who”:

“The answer depends on whom you ask.”

But why is “whom” the preferred form?

297 rawmuse  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:37:18pm

Nevermind, I see the #197

298 wrenchwench  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:37:18pm

re: #294 mikeymom

no-every night when we eat, he gets 3 boiled shrimp.

Nice!

299 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:37:18pm

re: #292 goddessoftheclassroom

Correct, but the second “swimming” is a participle (what the woman is doing). The first “swimming” is actually more like a gerund because it’s what the pool is for. The pool itself it not doing the backstroke.

So, would I get half credit?

300 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:37:19pm

re: #284 rawmuse

OK, what is the distinction between “O’ and “Oh”
I’m dyin’ here…

See #197!

301 Soona'  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:37:26pm

re: #290 mikeymom

not really a good pix of him but thx—he’s 14 1/2-getting very vocal in old age—tries to talk to dad and i all day—and i understand him! esp after a few manhattans, like now!

He drinks manhattens?

302 WhiteRasta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:37:32pm

re: #286 yochanan

I’d like to see a t shirt with the famous turbaned bomber, mohammed on it.

The caption should read: Mohammed. The world’s first terrorist.

303 DEZes  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:38:06pm

re: #291 callahan23

Good luck with that. ;-)
Had to cool my emotions after reading the ‘Iran’s Manhattan Project’ thread. The world is a friggin’ frightening place sometimes. Israel you shine the light of reason and freedom for us.
Temper readings approaching nominal again.

re: #291 callahan23

maybe this will help

304 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:38:06pm

re: #283 pingjockey

The passes are going to be a mess for a while. Wet heavy snow on top of the old stuff. Avalanche control is going to be busy.

Those avalanche guys have fun. Explosives and a 105mm recoilless!

305 HugoChavez  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:38:16pm

re: #302 WhiteRasta

I’d like to see a t shirt with the famous turbaned bomber, mohammed on it.

The caption should read: Mohammed. The world’s first terrorist.

Correction: Mohammed. The Third World’s Terrorist.

306 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:38:40pm

re: #296 Throbert McGee

Another good “trick question” — in the following sentence, traditional grammar prefers “whom,” not “who”:

“The answer depends on whom you ask.”

But why is “whom” the preferred form?

My kids can answer that! They know the difference between the nominative and objective cases.

307 victor_yugo  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:38:55pm

re: #296 Throbert McGee

Another good “trick question” — in the following sentence, traditional grammar prefers “whom,” not “who”:

“The answer depends on whom you ask.”

But why is “whom” the preferred form?

It’s a conjunctive pronoun, direct object of the verb “ask”.

308 mikeymom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:38:57pm

re: #301 Soona’

He drinks manhattens?

lol—no—thats me, but he does like ice in his water bowl!

309 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:39:22pm

re: #304 jcm
Oh yeah. What did you do today? Shot the shit out of a mountain!

310 HoosierHoops  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:39:49pm

re: #306 goddessoftheclassroom

My kids can answer that! They know the difference between the nominative and objective cases.

* curled up in the corner sucking thumb*

311 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:39:51pm

re: #299 MandyManners

So, would I get half credit?

No, I’d help you articulate the difference by asking follow-up questions so that you could figure it out.

312 mikeymom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:39:54pm

BTW—mikeydad was also laid off from IBM last week—no shooting rampage for him—we are celebrating!

313 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:41:02pm

re: #311 goddessoftheclassroom

No, I’d help you articulate the difference by asking follow-up questions so that you could figure it out.

100 per cent!

314 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:41:05pm

re: #299 MandyManners

So, would I get half credit?

Remedial class after school!

315 rawmuse  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:41:26pm

re: #312 mikeymom

I know the feeling. The only corporate job I ever had, I hated it, everything but the steady $. When we got laid off (which I knew was coming because the company was run worse than the Obama administration) I was jubilant.

316 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:41:37pm

re: #307 victor_yugo

It’s a conjunctive pronoun, direct object of the verb “ask”.

Well down! We call them relative pronouns but they do connect a dependent clause to the main clause.

(I imagine many of you Lizards are zoning out as I do when I read one of Charles’s tech updates!)

317 callahan23  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:41:51pm

re: #303 DEZes

re: #291 callahan23

maybe this will help

NOW THAT’S MEDICINE! Yeah.

318 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:41:55pm

There goes the oven buzzer. Potatoes are done and I gotta’ finish the salad while the grill heats up. Nummy. bbl

319 mikeymom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:42:07pm

re: #314 jcm

Remedial class after school!

i’d ber mandy had her share of detentions! /ducks

320 ladycatnip  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:42:16pm

OT but oh, so noteworthy:

The Great One was flummoxed by a reporter at the G20. It’s hysterical.


Barack Obama, the World’s Greatest Orator (™all news organisations), didn’t exactly cover himself in glory when the BBC’s political editor Nick Robinson asked him a question about who was to blame for the financial crisis. Normally word perfect, Obama ummed, ahed and waffled for the best part of two and a half minutes. Here, John Crace decodes what he was really thinking …

Nick Robinson: “A question for you both, if I may. The prime minister has repeatedly blamed the United States of America for causing this crisis. France and Germany both blame Britain and America for causing this crisis. Who is right? And isn’t the debate about that at the heart of the debate about what to do now?” Brown immediately swivels to leave Obama in pole position. There is a four-second delay before Obama starts speaking [THANKS FOR NOTHING, GORDY BABY. REMIND ME TO HANG YOU OUT TO DRY ONE DAY.] Barack Obama: “I, I, would say that, er … pause [I HAVEN’T A CLUE] … if you look at … pause [WHO IS THIS NICK ROBINSON JERK?] … the, the sources of this crisis … pause [JUST KEEP GOING, BUDDY]



I love British humor - read the rest here.
321 yochanan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:42:20pm

for some reason I can get the thingie to accept links from me i keep getting the what catigory thing and not get the link sent in
could some one post this link for me

[Link: news.yahoo.com…]

322 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:42:22pm

re: #316 goddessoftheclassroom
Yep. You are skating on very thin ice!

323 victor_yugo  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:42:31pm

Is there a diagram of the first sentence of the Declaration of Independence somewhere?

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

324 rawmuse  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:42:49pm

I still get the warmies over English teachers (blushes)…

325 solomonpanting  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:43:19pm

re: #273 pingjockey

OT again, the head of the NY Slimes compares saving the slimes to the genocide in Darfur.

Darfur genocide⇒few left remaining;
Dwindling Times employees⇒few remaining are left

326 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:43:21pm

re: #292 goddessoftheclassroom

Correct, but the second “swimming” is a participle (what the woman is doing). The first “swimming” is actually more like a gerund because it’s what the pool is for.

Zackly. In fact, I would say that the first “swimming” is straightforwardly a gerund, and therefore a noun — but here it’s sneakily functioning as an adjective, as all English nouns are able to do without changing their form.

(That I know this is entirely thanks to studying foreign languages — always went right over my head in English class!)

327 mikeymom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:43:26pm

re: #315 rawmuse

I know the feeling. The only corporate job I ever had, I hated it, everything but the steady $. When we got laid off (which I knew was coming because the company was run worse than the Obama administration) I was jubilant.

well, he was getting ready to retire after 32 yrs anyway—got a nice severance pkg and we are sitting pretty!

328 AmeriDan  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:43:50pm

re: #310 HoosierHoops

* curled up in the corner sucking thumb*

Whom is curled up in the corner sucking whos thumb?

/or maybe it’s the other way around. Grammer check, please.

329 rawmuse  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:44:10pm

re: #327 mikeymom

Congrats! You have earned it.

330 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:44:13pm

re: #322 pingjockey

Yep. You are skating on very thin ice!

I just love words and language, but I know very few share my passion!

331 HoosierHoops  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:44:36pm

re: #328 AmeriDan

Whom is curled up in the corner sucking whos thumb?

/or maybe it’s the other way around. Grammer check, please.

Me..
/

332 ConservatismNow!  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:44:42pm

“Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.”

Has someone already quoted old Winston yet?

333 debutaunt  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:44:49pm

re: #322 pingjockey

Yep. You are skating on very thin ice!

Drove Mandy away with some lame excuse about making dinner.

334 Euler  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:44:58pm

re: #278 MandyManners

For homework, please identify the phrase for which each onions is the object:

“He breathed baffingly on him, for no banquet would serve, because of the known redolence of onions, onions, onions.”

Enderby by Anthony Burgess

335 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:45:00pm

re: #311 goddessoftheclassroom

Goddess, how is your Ayn Rand project going?

336 DEZes  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:45:09pm

re: #324 rawmuse

I still get the warmies over English teachers (blushes)…

[Link: vids.myspace.com…]

337 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:45:47pm

re: #330 goddessoftheclassroom
I love to read, but my writing skills have atrophied over time due to writing in militaryese or technicalese. Not proper grammar!

338 victor_yugo  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:45:50pm

re: #316 goddessoftheclassroom

Well down! We call them relative pronouns but they do connect a dependent clause to the main clause.

(I imagine many of you Lizards are zoning out as I do when I read one of Charles’s tech updates!)

Totally not zoning here! As any well-designed language, spoken, written, artificial, or otherwise, English has a syntax which, when followed, promotes clarity of expression and understanding.

My third week in college, I had a professor get on me for rigorous adherence to grammar in my reports. If I’d known then what I know now, I would have told him to get stuffed.

339 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:47:00pm

re: #333 debutaunt
I don’t know, she said potatos, salad and mentioned a grill. Let’s go to Mandys. Surprise her!

340 ConservatismNow!  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:47:23pm

re: #339 pingjockey

I don’t want to get whacked

341 Ateam  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:47:43pm

re: #304 jcm

re: Over Night Thread #1380 by jcm:
Good point.

Winston Churchill in The River War over 100 years ago.

“How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries.
Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity.

The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the Queen; all know how to die; but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it.

No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science‹the science against which it had vainly struggled‹the civilisation of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilisation of ancient Rome.”

ding, ping & astonishing knowledge. We need this kind of Winston Churchill now!

342 mikeymom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:47:57pm

re: #339 pingjockey

I’ll bring the basil’s!

343 CyanSnowHawk  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:48:08pm

re: #335 BatGuano

Goddess, how is your Ayn Rand project going?

She’s got one too?

I’m blogging as I read Atlas Shrugged for the first time. Click my nic to read my analysis of a Classic.

344 WhiteRasta  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:48:15pm

re: #332 ConservatismNow!

That was Sam Goldwyn, I believe…

345 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:48:38pm

re: #323 victor_yugo

Is there a diagram of the first sentence of the Declaration of Independence somewhere?

re: #323 victor_yugo

Is there a diagram of the first sentence of the Declaration of Independence somewhere?

Punctuation rules hadn’t been formalized in 1776. As a matter of fact, different copyists put commas in differently. Here is how it would correctly punctuated today:

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

From “when” to “them” is all one long adverb clause; the main clause begins with “a decent.”

346 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:48:38pm

re: #337 pingjockey

I love to read, but my writing skills have atrophied over time due to writing in militaryese or technicalese. Not proper grammar!

I can construct a sentence for a some documents that consists entire of acronyms.

347 Soona'  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:48:45pm

re: #324 rawmuse

I still get the warmies over English teachers (blushes)…

My favorite English teacher was a no-nonsense, prim and proper women who didn’t take any lip from anyone, including the school headmaster. Learned a hell of a lot from her.

348 VioletTiger  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:48:47pm

James Randi would be a great granddad. He’s got a great sense of humor.

349 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:48:59pm

re: #342 mikeymom
Hehehe! Wouldn’t she just shit. An army of lizards show up for dinner.

350 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:49:30pm

re: #346 jcm
Me too. Isn’t that mad!

351 debutaunt  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:49:46pm

re: #342 mikeymom

I’ll bring the basil’s!

Let’s annoy the kid and see if he has learned some neat curses.

352 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:50:20pm

re: #307 victor_yugo

“The answer depends on whom you ask.”
But why is “whom” the preferred form?

It’s a conjunctive pronoun, direct object of the verb “ask”.

Yep. But a lot of people get distracted by that preposition “on.”

353 mikeymom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:50:51pm

re: #349 pingjockey

Hehehe! Wouldn’t she just shit. An army of lizards show up for dinner.

i would definitly wear a helmet and padding to defend against the clue by 4—and earplugs-

354 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:51:43pm

re: #343 CyanSnowHawk

Goddess has introduced Ayn Rand to her students, God bless her.

355 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:51:47pm

re: #350 pingjockey

Me too. Isn’t that mad!

What’s worse are Specification Documents, that only reference other Spec Documents.

356 victor_yugo  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:52:10pm

re: #349 pingjockey

Hehehe! Wouldn’t she just shit. An army of lizards show up for dinner.

But we’ll also help with the cooking and cleaning. And keeping The Kid occupied and out of trouble.

357 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:52:14pm

re: #332 ConservatismNow!

“Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.”

Has someone already quoted old Winston yet?

It’s a joke, but one CAN end a sentence with a prepositions AS LONG AS its object is somewhere in the sentence. For example:

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something I will not put up with.

is perfectly correct because the relative pronoun “that” is implied (before the adjective clause beginning with “I”) and THAT is the object of the preposition.

358 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:53:13pm

re: #355 jcm
Shit yes. We had Boeing docs that related back to other docs ad infinititum.

359 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:53:14pm

re: #343 CyanSnowHawk

She’s got one too?

I’m blogging as I read Atlas Shrugged for the first time. Click my nic to read my analysis of a Classic.

I had some of my students read Anthem for an essay contest. It was a great experience.

360 mikeymom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:53:18pm

re: #353 mikeymom

i would definitly wear a helmet and padding to defend against the clue by 4—and earplugs-

all kidding aside, i bet she’s be a gracious hostess and be glad to see us—/ have i sucked up enough? more?

361 ConservatismNow!  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:53:55pm

re: #360 mikeymom

all kidding aside, i bet she’s be a gracious hostess and be glad to see us—/ have i sucked up enough? more?

I’m still skeert

362 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:54:38pm

re: #356 victor_yugo
Hah, I could teach the kid some language, foreign, and Mandy wouldn’t have a clue. Unles she curses in Russian, Thai, Filipino.

363 Soona'  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:54:38pm

re: #341 Ateam

re: Over Night Thread #1380 by jcm:
Good point.

Winston Churchill in The River War over 100 years ago.

“How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries.
Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity.

The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the Queen; all know how to die; but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it.

No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science‹the science against which it had vainly struggled‹the civilisation of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilisation of ancient Rome.”

ding, ping & astonishing knowledge. We need this kind of Winston Churchill now!

If any politician would say or write anything close to this today, he’d be run out of the western hemisphere.

364 Mr. In get Mr. Out  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:54:41pm

re: #347 Soona’

My favorite English teacher was a no-nonsense, prim and proper women who didn’t take any lip from anyone, including the school headmaster. Learned a hell of a lot from her.

She’d like the compliment, but would need to fix the mistake.

365 victor_yugo  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:54:51pm

re: #357 goddessoftheclassroom

Do you have an example to the contrary, in which a terminating preposition has no preceding object?

366 mikeymom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:55:14pm

re: #361 ConservatismNow!

I’m still skeert

maybe if we buy the large sized basil’s? and toys for the kid? / shaking here too-

367 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:55:26pm

re: #338 victor_yugo

Totally not zoning here! As any well-designed language, spoken, written, artificial, or otherwise, English has a syntax which, when followed, promotes clarity of expression and understanding.

My third week in college, I had a professor get on me for rigorous adherence to grammar in my reports. If I’d known then what I know now, I would have told him to get stuffed.

The very first day of school I teach the concept of syntax. I DRILL that into their heads! I love the logic of grammar.

368 victor_yugo  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:55:35pm

re: #362 pingjockey

Hah, I could teach the kid some language, foreign, and Mandy wouldn’t have a clue. Unles she curses in Russian, Thai, Filipino.

And I’ll teach him to pray in Spanish, Russian and Greek.

369 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:56:06pm

re: #367 goddessoftheclassroom
Syntax is what you pay on smokes and alcohol.

370 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:56:55pm

re: #368 victor_yugo
He’ll be sharp as a tack. Or sharper. Mandys awful quick.

371 victor_yugo  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:56:59pm

re: #369 pingjockey

Syntax is what you pay on smokes and alcohol.

And when they screw up that calculation, it’s a sin-tax error.

/rim-shot

372 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:57:25pm

re: #371 victor_yugo
Bwahahaha!

373 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 3:57:50pm

re: #365 victor_yugo

Do you have an example to the contrary, in which a terminating preposition has no preceding object?

No because in those cases the word is simply an adverb:

I ran down the stairs. Preposition followed by the object “stairs”
The clock ran down. Adverb modifying the verb “ran.”

It DRIVES ME BATTY (and yes, there is a very long list of things that drive me batty) to hear, “Where is it at?”

374 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:01:53pm

re: #358 pingjockey

Shit yes. We had Boeing docs that related back to other docs ad infinititum.

What’s annoying about ours is they only document end result. No procedures to get there, the what, not how.

375 Mr Secul  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:02:11pm

re: #373 goddessoftheclassroom

It DRIVES ME BATTY (and yes, there is a very long list of things that drive me batty) to hear, “Where is it at?”

In Bristol (UK) they say, “where’s it to?”.

376 victor_yugo  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:03:05pm

re: #373 goddessoftheclassroom

It DRIVES ME BATTY (and yes, there is a very long list of things that drive me batty) to hear, “Where is it at?”

Or, “He’s at the library.”

No, he went TO the library, and now he’s IN the library.

You might find this interesting:

Hiberno-English

377 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:03:57pm

re: #374 jcm
That’s just nuts.

378 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:06:38pm

re: #377 pingjockey

That’s just nuts.

Yep, job security I guess. Hey, I’m the only one that knows how to do this…..

379 BatGuano  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:07:42pm

re: #343 CyanSnowHawk

She’s got one too?

I’m blogging as I read Atlas Shrugged for the first time. Click my nic to read my analysis of a Classic.

I clicked your nic and Bookmarked it .

380 Ateam  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:08:53pm

re: #363 Soona’

Agreed. Today it’s all Opera show. Nothing real, like sup-prime or some Republicans hanging on in defense of CEO PIGS.

381 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:09:19pm

re: #376 victor_yugo

Or, “He’s at the library.”

No, he went TO the library, and now he’s IN the library.

You might find this interesting:

Hiberno-English

Funny enough, I can justify “at the library” because it modifies the implied complement is “present.”

382 pingjockey  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:10:16pm

re: #378 jcm
Well that is a plus!

383 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:13:29pm

re: #376 victor_yugo

Or, “He’s at the library.”

No, he went TO the library, and now he’s IN the library.

You might find this interesting:

Hiberno-English

In Russian the paranoia is built into the language.

He left to go to the library.

The implication being, I have no knowledge of where he is, only what he intended to, or told us when he left here.

384 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:13:30pm

re: #357 goddessoftheclassroom

For example:

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something I will not put up with.

is perfectly correct because the relative pronoun “that” is implied (before the adjective clause beginning with “I”) and THAT is the object of the preposition.

Hmmm… my answer here would’ve been that the example is correct because neither “up” nor “with” is (in this context) a preposition at all — they’re both inseparable* elements of the three-word compound verb “put up with.”

Although maybe separability is not a good test — because one can say either “turn on the light” or “turn the light on,” but in either case, “on” is an element of the compound verb.

385 victor_yugo  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:14:02pm

re: #381 goddessoftheclassroom

Funny enough, I can justify “at the library” because it modifies the implied complement is “present.”

But doesn’t “at” imply some kind of motion towards? Maybe he’s throwing something at the library, but he would still be either outside (near) or inside (in) the library.

386 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:14:31pm

re: #384 Throbert McGee

Hmmm… my answer here would’ve been that the example is correct because neither “up” nor “with” is (in this context) a preposition at all — they’re both inseparable* elements of the three-word compound verb “put up with.”

Although maybe separability is not a good test — because one can say either “turn on the light” or “turn the light on,” but in either case, “on” is an element of the compound verb.

I’d argue that on is an adverb in both cases.

387 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:16:57pm

re: #385 victor_yugo

But doesn’t “at” imply some kind of motion towards? Maybe he’s throwing something at the library, but he would still be either outside (near) or inside (in) the library.

Ah, now we’re approaching the “existence” verb “to be.” If I say I am [present] at the library, I am stating that I am existing at the library.

388 victor_yugo  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:18:44pm

re: #384 Throbert McGee

Although maybe separability is not a good test — because one can say either “turn on the light” or “turn the light on,” but in either case, “on” is an element of the compound verb.

Turn the light off.
Turn your wife on.

Ah, the vagaries of English.

389 Spare O'Lake  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:22:25pm

Randi better not dis our LGF Zionist hair rays if he knows what’s good for him.

390 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:22:48pm

Totally, OT, but I had to share a story. I am NOT making this up.

Yesterday my boys were playing a game, Spy Alley. It’s one of those games where you earn money and buy things you need to win the game. About halfway through (or what would have been halfway through), they voted themselves a bailout, and took all the money they wanted out of the “bank.”

I think they get how bailouts are supposed to work, I really do.

391 victor_yugo  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:23:26pm

re: #387 goddessoftheclassroom

Ah, now we’re approaching the “existence” verb “to be.” If I say I am [present] at the library, I am stating that I am existing at the library.

English is the only Indo-European language, AFAIK, which allows that construct. The convoluted grammars of Euskara and Suomi may have some specific case denoting both “towards” and “inside.”

392 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:27:59pm

re: #391 victor_yugo

English is the only Indo-European language, AFAIK, which allows that construct. The convoluted grammars of Euskara and Suomi may have some specific case denoting both “towards” and “inside.”

I bow to your expertise!

393 victor_yugo  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:30:42pm

re: #392 goddessoftheclassroom

I bow to your expertise!

I should also have said:

Any Lizards reading this, who know otherwise, are free to correct me.

394 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:32:07pm

re: #383 jcm

In Russian the paranoia is built into the language.

He left to go to the library.

The implication being, I have no knowledge of where he is, only what he intended to, or told us when he left here.

What’s wrong with simply On poshel v biblioteku (“He went to the library”)?

I mean, you could throw in some sort of clause with chtoby (“in order to…”), but it’s not totally necessary.

395 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:35:15pm

I love hanging out with the smart kids!

396 victor_yugo  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:37:46pm

Studying the relationships of the Indo-European languages has been a hobby for the last 20 years.

397 jcm  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:38:02pm

re: #394 Throbert McGee

What’s wrong with simply On poshel v biblioteku (“He went to the library”)?

I mean, you could throw in some sort of clause with chtoby (“in order to…”), but it’s not totally necessary.

It’s been a while but Russian has the whole “going” verb thing. “Went” is more a approximate translation, and leaves out the nuance of the going verbs.

398 Throbert McGee  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 4:55:18pm

re: #385 victor_yugo

But doesn’t “at” imply some kind of motion towards?

Not necessarily.

“At” can imply either motion (“He lunged at me”) or stationary location (“He’s at work.”).

Compare with

“He dropped the book on the table.” (motion)
and
“The corpse is lying on the floor.”* (location)

In the former case one can also say “onto,” but “on” is just as correct.

*This was an actual example sentence from my first-year Russian textbook! (The main point of the example was to illustrate that the word for “floor” has a somewhat irregular form when you’re talking about something being in a stationary position ON the floor — whereas it has a totally regular form if something falls TO the floor, or is picked up FROM the floor. Of course, this grammatical point could’ve been illustrated just as well — though perhaps not as memorably — with a nice word like “candy” or “flower,” instead of “corpse.” But “corpse” is somehow more Russian…)

399 victor_yugo  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 5:04:27pm

“The corpse is lying upon the floor.”

In both cases, “on” has become a contraction of a more concise term. Both degraded into the same term, hence the confusion.

Disclaimer: AFAIK.

400 Daryl Herbert  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:25:49pm

Charles:

Whenever you embed a YouTube video, it has no option for displaying the video in full screen.

When I look at YouTube videos on other blogs, they usually have the option for displaying the video in full screen.

Maybe you could look into that and enable it for us. I, for one, prefer to watch videos in full screen.

Thanks

401 Dar ul Harb  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 8:41:23pm

re: #397 jcm

It’s been a while but Russian has the whole “going” verb thing. “Went” is more a approximate translation, and leaves out the nuance of the going verbs.

Of course, down south, we call that “fixin’ to”.

As in, I’m fixin’ to go to bed.

(I believe I actually mean “fixin’ to go to sleep,” because I’m already in bed. Or on.)


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