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1 LSD  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:20:22pm

Ohhhhhh Grrrrl!

2 LSD  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:24:44pm

BUSTED

3 MrSilverDragon  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:25:04pm

I am not a fan of the View, but this was a riot! Go, Whoopi!

4 gmsc  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:25:06pm

Glenn Beck on The View?!?

I have no team to root for here.

5 LSD  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:25:30pm

Fake But Accurate

6 lawhawk  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:25:59pm

Can they both lose with a cluesticking? Beck so thoroughly needed this (and even this is wholly insufficient for the damage done by Beck), and yet I can't quite muster satisfaction knowing that it came from Whoopi.

7 Ward Cleaver  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:26:37pm

I'd rather see them beat each other. I can't stand either one of them.

8 Diamond Bullet  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:26:45pm

Ida would be very upset if she saw her children fighting like this.

9 Ward Cleaver  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:27:16pm

re: #8 Diamond Bullet

Ida would be very upset if she saw her children fighting like this.

Would she fling poo?

10 [deleted]  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:27:25pm
11 LSD  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:27:33pm

Could it be true that both are self-serving and will distort the facts?

12 acwgusa  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:27:42pm

(Beck): Busted by Whoopi. Just lop off my junk already, I've been emotionally emasculated. (/Beck)

13 Honorary Yooper  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:28:31pm

I'll pass on the video. I can stand Whoopi nowadays as much as I can stand Glenn Beck. :-P

14 Killgore Trout  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:28:52pm

I usually can't watch clips from the view (the voices just kill me) but that was pretty funny.

15 Ward Cleaver  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:29:01pm

In other celebrity news, lamebrained actor advocates euthanizing the Detroit 3:

Alec Baldwin calls for pulling the plug on Detroit automakers

16 Kragar  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:29:39pm

A climactic battle between the evil of 2 lessers

17 ConservatismNow!  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:29:42pm

re: #4 gmsc

Glenn Beck on The View?!?

I have no team to root for here.

Like watching Iraq and Iran go at it in the 80s

18 Ward Cleaver  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:29:43pm

re: #14 Killgore Trout

I usually can't watch clips from the view (the voices just kill me) but that was pretty funny.

Those women just never shut up!

19 acwgusa  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:29:57pm

re: #15 Ward Cleaver

In other celebrity news, lamebrained actor advocates euthanizing the Detroit 3:

Alec Baldwin calls for pulling the plug on Detroit automakers

In other stories, The Father of Year Committee calls for euthanasia of Alec Baldwin.

20 Ward Cleaver  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:30:08pm

re: #17 ConservatismNow!

Like watching Iraq and Iran go at it in the 80s

"Here come the human wave assaults!"

21 acwgusa  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:30:40pm

re: #19 acwgusa

In other stories, The Father of Year Committee calls for euthanasia of Alec Baldwin.

Sheesh. That should be Father of the Year Committee.

22 reine.de.tout  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:30:40pm

re: #10 buzzsawmonkey

Beck emphasizes that he is a "common 'tater."

In other words, a garden-variety potato head.

I think I heard him say, also, that he "commentates".
I didn't know there was such word.

23 Kragar  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:31:21pm

re: #20 Ward Cleaver

"Here come the human wave assaults!"

Look, an Iranian mine detector.

/sticks fingers into ears and stomps around

24 spudly  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:31:39pm

re: #10 buzzsawmonkey

Beck emphasizes that he is a "common 'tater."

In other words, a garden-variety potato head.

Hey! Even us potato heads are smarter than Beck!

25 Gus  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:32:12pm

Beck shouldn't have ever made those comments on his radio show if he had plans on being a guest on The View. This was after he was booked and he slams Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walter knowing that he's about to be a guest on that show -- he not only lied as noted but he was rude. Then he responds by playing innocent. The man is clueless.

26 [deleted]  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:32:36pm
27 Truck Monkey  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:32:37pm

The tears of a clown. The word dunderhead comes to mind.

28 Truck Monkey  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:33:34pm

re: #26 buzzsawmonkey

Reminds me of the old Boy Scout joke about the Tates compass, which points the wrong way; "he who has a Tates is lost."

Better yet. What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

A Dictator!

29 ointmentfly  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:34:38pm

C'mon Charles.... The View is 5 Glenn Becks with hormonal issues. Of course he was going to get crushed. I'd like to see you in that lioness' den....

30 albusteve  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:34:47pm

cannibals....taste like chicken

31 MandyManners  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:35:50pm

I can never think of Whoopi without thinking of the Rolling Stones.

32 albusteve  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:35:53pm

re: #29 ointmentfly

C'mon Charles.... The View is 5 Glenn Becks with hormonal issues. Of course he was going to get crushed. I'd like to see you in that lioness' den....

I don't get it

33 [deleted]  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:37:09pm
34 MandyManners  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:37:39pm

re: #29 ointmentfly

C'mon Charles.... The View is 5 Glenn Becks with hormonal issues. Of course he was going to get crushed. I'd like to see you in that lioness' den....

*WHACK*

Fucking sexist shit.

35 Digital Display  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:38:06pm

re: #32 albusteve

I don't get it


And you probably won't for awhile..They post on average 1 post a month..
So today was the day for May 2009

36 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:38:49pm

re: #17 ConservatismNow!

Like watching Iraq and Iran go at it in the 80s

Or the movie Battle of Algiers. It's the French vs. Muslims!

37 ointmentfly  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:39:17pm

re: #34 MandyManners

Ouch... 'hormonal issues' retracted.

38 Digital Display  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:39:45pm

re: #35 HoosierHoops

And you probably won't for awhile..They post on average 10 posts a month..


Correction..Must be time to go home

39 big steve  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:40:03pm

I watched the whole clip. Frankly, it was just another "TV" moment where everyone talks over each other and nothing is resolved.

40 [deleted]  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:40:17pm
41 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:41:14pm

Can we have Whoopi help Rosie out with "Troof" now, or his her utility limited to cackling louder than Glenn Beck can sob?

42 Charles Johnson  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:41:40pm

re: #39 big steve

I watched the whole clip. Frankly, it was just another "TV" moment where everyone talks over each other and nothing is resolved.

Gotta disagree -- something was proved: Glenn Beck 1) lied, and 2) is a two-faced jerk.

43 coquimbojoe  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:42:47pm

Really? Again, not a Beck fan, but if he was told they were reserved what was the big deal? Doesn't mean Whoopi et al reserved them, just that he was told that they were. Is that all they got?

Beck should be taken to task for being far out there and loopy, but not for having been told the seats were reserved.

44 alegrias  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:43:17pm

Maybe it was on Acela train. They take reservations I think.

The match I want to see is tomorrow.

Former Vice President Dick Cheney was scheduled to give speech....now Pres. Obama has schedule a speech at the exact same time.

Cheney V. Obama match up Thursday!

45 Honorary Yooper  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:43:23pm

re: #15 Ward Cleaver

In other celebrity news, lamebrained actor advocates euthanizing the Detroit 3:

Alec Baldwin calls for pulling the plug on Detroit automakers

Alec Baldwin can go fuck himself, IMHO.

46 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:43:43pm

re: #19 acwgusa

In other stories, The Father of Year Committee calls for euthanasia of Alec Baldwin.

I have come THIS close (holds thumb and forefinger) to going off on MY progeny in a very similar way.

Of all Baldwin's sins, this one I put down to a combination of (a) being human and (b) being dumb enough to yell into a tape recorder.

47 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:44:04pm

"I hate Republicans." [audience goes wild]

"Republicans are so stupid." [audience goes wild]

-Whoopi on South Park

48 Altermite  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:44:28pm

This puts me oddly in mind of the chris mathews/Mike Pence interview that was posted here a little while back.

You don't have to be throughly competent to look good, just a little better at it than the guy you're interviewing.

49 [deleted]  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:44:30pm
50 Digital Display  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:44:39pm

re: #44 alegrias

Maybe it was on Acela train. They take reservations I think.

The match I want to see is tomorrow.

Former Vice President Dick Cheney was scheduled to give speech....now Pres. Obama has schedule a speech at the exact same time.

Cheney V. Obama match up Thursday!


Cage Match!

51 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:45:03pm

re: #47 Mad Al-Jaffee

"I hate Republicans." [audience goes wild]

"Republicans are so stupid." [audience goes wild]

-Whoopi on South Park

Hell, Whoopi anywhere.

That's what makes South Park funny. They are usually RIGHT. Maybe they will jack Beck up soon, just to be equal.

52 coquimbojoe  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:45:40pm

re: #43 coquimbojoe

The above was not written as a response to post #42...

Just pointin' it out

53 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:45:50pm

Glenn beck is funny........Peculiar funny!
Not HAHAHA! Funny
I wonder if he was more fun when he drank?
I know! Not nice! But I really wonder...............

54 Altermite  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:46:15pm

re: #50 HoosierHoops

Cage Match!


Urgh. That wouldn't be fair at all. The best way for Cheney to show up Obama would be a radio only debate, to be blunt.

55 big steve  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:46:41pm

re: #42 Charles

Gotta disagree -- something was proved: Glenn Beck 1) lied, and 2) is a two-faced jerk.

granted......

56 SummerSong  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:47:23pm

I am struck by Ms Walters sudden concern for fact checking.

57 MandyManners  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:48:29pm

I'm gonna' go back to working on transferring all my FCBBHO links to my alternative screen name. I've checked that all 489 links made it so I'm now opening up every single link and saving them to MY FAVORITES.

58 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:48:44pm

re: #53 reloadingisnotahobby

Glenn beck is funny........Peculiar funny!
Not HAHAHA! Funny
I wonder if he was more fun when he drank?
I know! Not nice! But I really wonder...............

You ain't no fun since I quit drinkin'.

/

59 MrSilverDragon  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:48:51pm

re: #56 SummerSong

I am struck by Ms Walters sudden concern for fact checking.

You know about the James Randi/Uri Geller thing with Bahbwah, don't you?

60 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:48:54pm

re: #56 SummerSong

I am struck by Ms Walters sudden concern for fact checking.

Didn't she let Rosie carry on about 9/11? No fact checking there.

61 CommonCents  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:49:11pm

re: #50 HoosierHoops

Cage Match!

My money is on Cheney. In a street fight the guy who is willing to waterboard is going to beat the sweet talker everytime.

62 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:49:27pm

re: #56 SummerSong
Really!
Whoopi has far more of my respect than Bawbwa!

63 big steve  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:49:28pm

re: #57 MandyManners

I'm gonna' go back to working on transferring all my FCBBHO links to my alternative screen name. I've checked that all 489 links made it so I'm now opening up every single link and saving them to MY FAVORITES.

sounds like a lot of work....why?

64 albusteve  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:49:41pm

re: #42 Charles

Gotta disagree -- something was proved: Glenn Beck 1) lied, and 2) is a two-faced jerk.

fan translation

he merely misspoke and for that he was unjustly persecuted by those famewhores, whom he treated with utmost gentlemanliness....Glenn ROCKS!

65 eon  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:49:54pm

Beck; I'm not a reporter, I'm a commentator.

Surprise, dummy. That means you need to be even more careful in what you say, and in being able to back it up with facts. Otherwise, you're another Dan Rather.

And confabulating an incident when you're to be on TV a week later with the people you are confabulating about smacks of difficulty with the concept of reality.

cheers

eon

66 SummerSong  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:50:30pm

re: #59 MrSilverDragon

You know about the James Randi/Uri Geller thing with Bahbwah, don't you?

I don't or I have forgotten. Shall I google or can you give me a clue?

67 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:50:39pm

re: #65 eon

Beck; I'm not a reporter, I'm a commentator.


Common tater, more like it.
;-)

68 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:50:39pm

re: #61 CommonCents

Cheney a half decent shoot with a 12 gauge too.......
.............I hear!

69 gmsc  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:50:42pm

"Would you rather have The View ladies interview you, or Glenn Beck?"

"I'd rather have The View ladies interview Glenn Beck."

70 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:50:42pm

re: #62 reloadingisnotahobby

Really!
Whoopi has far more of my respect than Bawbwa!

In my case, 100% more respect still equals zero.

I have more use for "human shields" as far as the evolutionary chain of utter stupidity goes.

71 SummerSong  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:51:20pm

re: #60 redstateredneck

Didn't she let Rosie carry on about 9/11? No fact checking there.

Exactly.

72 MrSilverDragon  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:51:42pm

re: #66 SummerSong

I don't or I have forgotten. Shall I google or can you give me a clue?

Geller went of Bab's show to do all his mind tricks and she was a believer. Randi went on the show and completely annihilated those beliefs. It was beautiful.

73 eon  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:51:43pm

re: #69 gmsc

"Would you rather have The View ladies interview you, or Glenn Beck?"

"I'd rather have The View ladies interview Glenn Beck."

I'd rather have a root canal than either. Without Novocaine.

/Less painful overall.

cheers

eon

74 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:52:06pm

OK, I watched it.

My call?

Five hens and a June bug.

75 Ward Cleaver  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:52:25pm

re: #54 Altermite

Urgh. That wouldn't be fair at all. The best way for Cheney to show up Obama would be a radio only debate, to be blunt.

I don't know about that. Cheney has a great mind; 0bama just recites crap off of a teleprompter.

76 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:52:39pm

re: #70 OldLineTexan

Your trying to change the thread aren't ya!?
/Evolution is back one !
LOL

77 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:52:40pm

re: #74 OldLineTexan

OK, I watched it.

My call?

Five hens and a June bug.

Only a country gal like myself can appreciate that!

78 big steve  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:52:49pm

re: #72 MrSilverDragon

Geller went of Bab's show to do all his mind tricks and she was a believer. Randi went on the show and completely annihilated those beliefs. It was beautiful.

and not only that but Randi hinted at how he did one of the tricks and we all puzzled over it, re-watched the clip, and then figured it out right here on LGF.....

79 theheat  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:52:55pm

I think what struck me so funny about that clip, is Whoopi's body language when Beck started in about the reserved seats. If you watch, she sits there like she was instantly turned to stone. That's the ultimate response to WTF, which I'm sure are the first words that ran through her head.

FWIW - I never watch the View. I think it's creepy.

80 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:53:27pm

re: #75 Ward Cleaver

I don't know about that. Cheney has a great mind; 0bama just recites crap off of a teleprompter.

Telebishun allows all Cheney's Halliburton Nazi-esque evil to seep through the screen, though.

/

81 Ward Cleaver  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:53:29pm

re: #72 MrSilverDragon

Geller went of Bab's show to do all his mind tricks and she was a believer. Randi went on the show and completely annihilated those beliefs. It was beautiful.

"If you wewe a twee, what kind of twee would you be?"

82 Honorary Yooper  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:53:38pm

re: #59 MrSilverDragon

You know about the James Randi/Uri Geller thing with Bahbwah, don't you?

The Moving Compass Trick

James Randi has it all there.

83 SummerSong  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:53:39pm

re: #72 MrSilverDragon

Geller went of Bab's show to do all his mind tricks and she was a believer. Randi went on the show and completely annihilated those beliefs. It was beautiful.

You have jogged my memory. I did hear about it, but I didn't ever see it. Thanks for the reminder.

84 experiencedtraveller  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:53:44pm

re: #17 ConservatismNow!

Like watching Iraq and Iran go at it in the 80s

I followed that war quite closely. It was interesting in the tactical use of trench warfare 60 years after it was perfected on the western front of WWI and 120 years after it had been developed in the US Civil War.

85 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:54:01pm

re: #76 reloadingisnotahobby

Your trying to change the thread aren't ya!?
/Evolution is back one !
LOL

I love a good theme.

86 JCM  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:54:15pm

re: #74 OldLineTexan

OK, I watched it.

My call?

Five hens and a June bug.

ROFLMAO!

87 gmsc  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:54:19pm

re: #73 eon

I'd rather have a root canal than either. Without Novocaine.

/Less painful overall.

cheers

eon

Here's my list of things I'd rather do than watch Glenn Beck or The View.

88 Ward Cleaver  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:54:34pm

re: #84 experiencedtraveller

I followed that war quite closely. It was interesting in the tactical use of trench warfare 60 years after it was perfected on the western front of WWI and 120 years after it had been developed in the US Civil War.

High tech for them.

89 Kenneth  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:54:48pm

That is so sweet.

Glenn Beck is a lying sack of shit and got called on it. He squirms like a pathetic creep he is. The sooner the GOP gets far away from idiots like him the better.

90 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:55:51pm

re: #89 Kenneth

That is so sweet.

Glenn Beck is a lying sack of shit and got called on it. He squirms like a pathetic creep he is. The sooner the GOP gets far away from idiots like him the better.

He's a Libertarian, isn't he?

91 solomonpanting  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:56:17pm

re: #8 Diamond Bullet

Ida would be very upset if she saw her children fighting like this.

re: #10 buzzsawmonkey

Beck emphasizes that he is a "common 'tater."

In other words, a garden-variety potato head.

'Twixt the two we'd have Idaho Potatos.

92 Honorary Yooper  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:56:27pm

re: #82 Honorary Yooper

The Moving Compass Trick

James Randi has it all there.

He also hits up Glenn Beck here. It's priceless.

Journalist Promotes Nonsense

93 Alaska Kim  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:57:12pm

re: #58 OldLineTexan

You ain't no fun since I quit drinkin'.


/

Toby!

94 SummerSong  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:57:25pm

re: #89 Kenneth

That is so sweet.

Glenn Beck is a lying sack of shit and got called on it. He squirms like a pathetic creep he is. The sooner the GOP gets far away from idiots like him the better.

True and he tries to make some imaginary point by saying, "you think I didn't know you'd bring this up"? Lame.

95 ladycatnip  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:57:30pm

#31 Mandy Manners

Even though I can't stand her politics, that's one of my favorite Whoopi movies.

96 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:57:37pm

re: #91 solomonpanting

'Twixt the two we'd have Idaho Potatos.


You callin' Ida a ho?

97 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:58:23pm

re: #90 redstateredneck

He's a Libertarian, isn't he?

And ex Womanizer at the Helen Keller Institute

98 snowcrash  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:59:27pm

Beck lied and should own it. That said, this clip is horrible, the whole show and interview style stinks.

99 Russkilitlover  Wed, May 20, 2009 1:59:58pm

re: #54 Altermite

Urgh. That wouldn't be fair at all. The best way for Cheney to show up Obama would be a radio only debate, to be blunt.

I disagree. Cheney has a sneer that can freeze your blood. Edwards damn near pissed his pants. Obama would do the same.

100 J.S.  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:00:06pm

uh-oh. This whole thing reminds me of something/someone...and, it's not good. Beck apparently goes through a whole fantasy in his mind about his alleged meeting with Barbara Walters and Whoopi G. But, it's all in his head and a concoction of lies. the table being "reserved" for the "exalted ones" -- Barbara Walters? a lie. The claim that Walters' called Beck over "in that voice" (which Beck makes-up the voice of Walters -- as if Beck were an underling of some sort, etc.), lie number 2...And, then when asked about why he lies, he states (more or less) that "he knows" its coming -- in other words, he lies, he knows he lies, he knows he's caught, but, hey, it doesn't matter! Good grief...

101 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:00:08pm

Jimmy Carter's getting a Gandhi Award:

[Link: www.whsv.com...]

Given Gandhi's view on Jews and the holocaust, that makes sense.

102 Spare O'Lake  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:00:09pm

Glenn Beck is a creepy person with creepy views who deserves to be called out for his lies.
But if there is one thing in the world that makes me want to give him a pass it is the spectacle of him being swarmed by that vicious old bunch of hags.

103 quickjustice  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:00:55pm

Beck wasn't just stupid. He repeated his stupidity. First, he encountered the two ladies. Second, he concocted a lie about his encounter to make them look bad, and delivered the lie on tape, where it could easily be viewed by anyone. Third, they were prominent, so the lie would be noticed and repeated. Inevitably, it came to their attention.

And if you know anything about Whoopi Goldberg, you don't f * * * with her. She will get even, and she has the bully pulpit to do it. She didn't ambush Beck. He ambushed himself. What was he thinking? "I'm going to go on the View and sweet talk the women I just defamed"? What a schmuck!

104 Dianna  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:00:55pm

re: #72 MrSilverDragon

Geller went of Bab's show to do all his mind tricks and she was a believer. Randi went on the show and completely annihilated those beliefs. It was beautiful.

I remember watching Randi do the same thing on the Mike Davis Show, back in the mists of time.

105 LilyGecko  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:01:02pm

re: #99 Russkilitlover

I disagree. Cheney has a sneer that can freeze your blood. Edwards damn near pissed his pants. Obama would do the same.

No...the sneer is just weird...
Sneeeeer...

106 eon  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:02:03pm

re: #84 experiencedtraveller

I followed that war quite closely. It was interesting in the tactical use of trench warfare 60 years after it was perfected on the western front of WWI and 120 years after it had been developed in the US Civil War.

In the process of which both sides learned, at tremendous cost, why major powers no longer base their ALB strategies on static defensive warfare or extensive field fortifications.

Oddly enough, that war reminded me of the Doctor Who episode, "Genesis of the Daleks", set on Skaro at the end of the Kaled/Thal war. That war also had degenerated to trench warfare, with gas attacks, creeping barrages, and the entire Western Front circa 1916 catalog, because the two combatants had so thoroughly wrecked each others' technology bases that they'd gone from energy weapons and strategic missiles to bolt-actions and bayonets. I still wonder how Iran and Iraq avoided Somalia-like societal collapses; I suspect their sudden "armistice" was motivated by a realization that they were close to same.

/Just thinking out loud, as it were.

cheers

eon

107 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:02:07pm

re: #105 LilyGecko

No...the sneer is just weird...
Sneeeeer...

That looks more like a grimace than a sneer, IMO.

108 LilyGecko  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:03:17pm

re: #107 redstateredneck

That looks more like a grimace than a sneer, IMO.

Cheney's grimace

109 crimeshark  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:03:29pm

Given that Ida was a complex life form resembling a highly evolved lemur-monkey, I would offer the hypothesis that sub-primates like Beck and Goldberg are walking, talking proof that evolution as we presently understand it is refutable as a theory.

Either that or the two of them are actually off some previously unknown branch of the evolutionary bush and are somehow directly descended from flatworms.

I can't decide.

110 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:03:33pm

re: #105 LilyGecko

No need to settle the Science!
THAT is a remnant of our carnivorous ancestry!

111 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:04:06pm

re: #98 snowcrash

Beck lied and should own it. That said, this clip is horrible, the whole show and interview style stinks.

Yes, five Bill O'Reillys shouting over each other. Except with less panache.

112 eon  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:04:09pm

re: #87 gmsc

Here's my list of things I'd rather do than watch Glenn Beck or The View.

I love that song. Thanks for the link.

cheers

eon

113 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:04:32pm

re: #108 LilyGecko

Cheney's grimace

I read that as "Cheney is Grimace," as in the guy from the McDonald's commercials.

114 Salamantis  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:05:18pm

re: #113 Mad Al-Jaffee

I read that as "Cheney is Grimace," as in the guy from the McDonald's commercials.

Well, Beck got revealed as Wormtongue...

115 alegrias  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:05:23pm

The White House announced today that Pres. Obama is going to talk about the same exact subject that former Vice President Dick Cheney was scheduled since May 12 to talk about at the American Enterprise Institute tomorrow.

Cheney v. Obama Manyana

116 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:05:37pm

re: #108 LilyGecko

Cheney's grimace

LOL! Now that's a grimace.

117 jorline  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:05:42pm

re: #8 Diamond Bullet

Ida would be very upset if she saw her children fighting like this.

lol...Glenn can now say "I'll be a Monkey's Uncle"!

118 quickjustice  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:05:48pm

re: #15 Ward Cleaver

I want the Big Three auto makers to survive, to emerge from Chapter 11, and to prosper as leaner, more competitive companies. Baldwin may be saying what Obama is thinking, having cut their advertising budget by 50%.

119 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:06:27pm

re: #116 redstateredneck

LOL! Now that's a grimace.

Or a second grade school photograph.

120 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:06:43pm

I'll be able to listen to beck try to squirm out this in........55 minutes!
Oh Goody! Rubbing hands together!

121 Salamantis  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:07:18pm

re: #120 reloadingisnotahobby

I'll be able to listen to beck try to squirm out this in........55 minutes!
Oh Goody! Rubbing hands together!

If he even mentions it at all...

122 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:07:52pm

re: #116 redstateredneck

Nope!
I think he just bit his tounge remembering (Shit ,I can't say that.I'm on camera)!

123 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:07:57pm

re: #120 reloadingisnotahobby

I'll be able to listen to beck try to squirm out this in........55 minutes!
Oh Goody! Rubbing hands together!

He should apologize and offer to buy Whoopi and Baba dinner at a nice wetsawaunt in West Widgeway, Wode Iwand.

/

124 gmsc  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:08:01pm

re: #117 jorline

lol...Glenn can now say "I'll be a Monkey's Uncle"!

;)

125 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:08:28pm

re: #121 Salamantis

He has too!
He talked it up too much not to!

126 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:08:32pm

re: #121 Salamantis

If he even mentions it at all...

Heh.

"Good afternoon folks. Boy, did I get my ass handed to me ..."

LOL.

127 Randall Gross  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:08:42pm

Dumb and Dumber III ?

128 Alaska Kim  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:08:44pm

Beck is a drama queen. I liked him at first, but now I can't stand his show. And he acts like a total dufus when he goes on O'Reilly's show.

129 Honorary Yooper  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:08:47pm

re: #109 crimeshark

Nah, that's what Devolution is for. Remember, we are not men, we are Devo.

130 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:09:39pm

re: #128 Alaska Kim

Beck is a drama queen. I liked him at first, but now I can't stand his show. And he acts like a total dufus when he goes on O'Reilly's show.

O'Reilly may have pinched his butt and scared him before the cameras rolled ...

/

131 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:09:56pm

re: #128 Alaska Kim

Beck is a drama queen. I liked him at first, but now I can't stand his show. And he acts like a total dufus when he goes on O'Reilly's show.

I used to like him, too. Then I realized he seriously needs a big dose of Ritalin.

132 DEZes  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:10:01pm

A mind is a terrible thing to waste Mr. Beck.

133 calcajun  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:10:55pm

re: #117 jorline

lol...Glenn can now say "I'll be a Monkey's Uncle"!

What really gets me is that all them damned lemurs from "Madagascar" will be wanting us to support them, claiming we're all relatives and they was abandoned. Some bleedin' heart lib'ral judge will probably order us to pay child support, too.///

134 Alaska Kim  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:11:14pm

re: #130 OldLineTexan

And those old bats on The View need more Metamucil or something.

135 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:11:32pm

re: #133 calcajun

What really gets me is that all them damned lemurs from "Madagascar" will be wanting us to support them, claiming we're all relatives and they was abandoned. Some bleedin' heart lib'ral judge will probably order us to pay child support, too.///

Maurice! I am hearing someone not making with the happy!

/

136 neoconundrum  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:12:02pm

Charles,

OK, when do get to chat about Obama & Hillary's horrendous "Smart Power"/Iran foreign policy instead of beating the creationism/paleoconservative dead horse?

137 alegrias  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:12:23pm

re: #120 reloadingisnotahobby

I'll be able to listen to beck try to squirm out this in........55 minutes!
Oh Goody! Rubbing hands together!

* * * *
Sorry but others are filling in for Beck today--they asked "Where is Beck?" and have Michelle Malkin on instead.

138 KathyP  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:12:52pm

Any reason why the "Judge" is hosting Beck's show right now on Fox? Related?

139 DEZes  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:12:56pm

re: #136 neoconundrum

I have popcorn for the flounce.

140 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:13:16pm

re: #137 alegrias
So he did have a melt down?
No suprise here!
/

141 JCM  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:14:04pm

re: #136 neoconundrum

Charles,

OK, when do get to chat about Obama & Hillary's horrendous "Smart Power"/Iran foreign policy instead of beating the creationism/paleoconservative dead horse?

So talk, Stinky gets upset when told how to run his joint.

neoconundrum

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142 calcajun  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:14:19pm

re: #129 Honorary Yooper

Nah, that's what Devolution is for. Remember, we are not men, we are Devo.

I remember the episode of Star Trek: TNG where a virus was causing the crew to de-evolve. Riker was becoming a neanderthal (no big reach there) and Picard was supposed to be turning into a merkeet/lemur. The only one who remained unaffected was Data--who should have turned into a toaster, or a Commodore 64.

143 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:14:23pm

re: #136 neoconundrum

Charles,

OK, when do get to chat about Obama & Hillary's horrendous "Smart Power"/Iran foreign policy instead of beating the creationism/paleoconservative dead horse?

The Glenn Beck ass-whipping was not created. It evolved from the primordial ooze of a dumb-ass fabrication.

And as far as a dead horse goes, let's leave Joy Behar outta this.

/

144 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:14:39pm

re: #139 DEZes

I have popcorn for the flounce.

YAY! POPCORN!

145 Baier  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:14:41pm

Beck needs to get a job at a telemarketing phone bank where he belongs.

146 DaddyG  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:15:02pm

It is refreshing to hear talk show and radio hosts have an intelligent dialogue about timely and topical political and human interest issues. ////

147 LilyGecko  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:15:13pm

re: #144 OldLineTexan

What kind? I only take butter.

148 Charles Johnson  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:15:20pm

re: #136 neoconundrum

If you don't like what's posted at LGF, start your own blog. It takes about five minutes at blogspot.com.

Then I can come over to your blog and complain about what you post.

149 UncleRancher  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:15:32pm

Short on facts -- both sides.

150 DaddyG  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:15:53pm

re: #108 LilyGecko

Cheney's grimace

Still I'd rather look at that then Pelosi's Plastic Pucker.

151 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:15:55pm

re: #138 KathyP

Any reason why the "Judge" is hosting Beck's show right now on Fox? Related?

His ass hurts?

He lost a bet, and now he's Whoopi's love toy?

He's hiding under a desk?

/

152 Randall Gross  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:16:02pm

re: #136 neoconundrum

Who's stopping you?

153 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:16:35pm

re: #147 LilyGecko

What kind? I only take butter.

Ask DEZ. BUt no salt? That's kinda weird.

//////

154 DEZes  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:16:35pm

re: #144 OldLineTexan

YAY! POPCORN!

Mega butter extreme. ;)

155 SummerSong  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:16:43pm

Can't trust any story from Beck now.

156 Gella  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:17:13pm

i wiped like a little girl watching this video, as much as i dont' like watching view, i really enjoyed it

157 LilyGecko  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:17:15pm

re: #150 DaddyG

Still I'd rather look at that then Pelosi's Plastic Pucker.

Enjoy! Or not...

158 experiencedtraveller  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:17:27pm

re: #106 eon

I have never seen your Doctor Who example. But it well documented how trench warfare in WWI reverbated throughout the culture and arts of Europe and the USA up to WWII.

One of the best first hand accounts of trench warfare I have read is Storm of Steel by Ernst Junger. The casualties were just enormous and constant.

159 Truck Monkey  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:17:31pm

re: #155 SummerSong

Can't trust any story from Beck now.

And you could before? Beck is a circus clown.

160 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:17:34pm

re: #156 Gella

i wiped like a little girl watching this video, as much as i dont' like watching view, i really enjoyed it

WTF! ! !

161 Charles Johnson  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:17:43pm

re: #138 KathyP

Any reason why the "Judge" is hosting Beck's show right now on Fox? Related?

Judge Napolitano is being pushed into the mainstream by Fox News, despite the fact that he associates with some of the worst people in American politics, such as Ron Paul, Alex Jones, and Lew Rockwell. You can expect to see Alex Jones start showing up on Fox News any day.

162 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:17:50pm

re: #134 Alaska Kim

And those old bats on The View need more Metamucil or something.

I think there's enough shit to go around in that bunch.

/

163 doppelganglander  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:17:52pm

re: #145 Baier

Beck needs to get a job at a telemarketing phone bank where he belongs.

"What is wrong with you? Don't you understand you NEED this bi-weekly mortgage payment program? What kind of stupid liberal are you, wasting $147 a year in extra interest when you could be sending that money to our troops? Do you even believe in God? No, you must be one of those Code Pinkos who's planning to assassinate me! I-I feel kind of woozy -- painkillers--"

164 Alaska Kim  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:18:03pm

re: #157 LilyGecko

Enjoy! Or not...

Good Gawd. those lips creep me out!

165 DaddyG  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:18:10pm

re: #149 UncleRancher

Short on facts -- both sides.

A memory unaffected by substance abuse would help both sides retain a few more facts. In this case the Glennster got caught up short.

That's what you get for faking Whoopie.

166 LilyGecko  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:18:31pm

re: #164 Alaska Kim

Good Gawd. those lips creep me out!

Shiiiiiny...

167 DaddyG  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:18:45pm

re: #157 LilyGecko
Yeah- that's the one I was thinking about. Thanks... a whole lot... really I mean it... ;-)

168 SummerSong  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:18:51pm

re: #159 Truck Monkey

And you could before? Beck is a circus clown.

I don't like him, never did, but I didn't know he lied.

169 Truck Monkey  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:18:57pm

re: #157 LilyGecko

Enjoy! Or not...

She has that 'youthful vigga' (as they say in Massachussetts) that I look for in a leader!

/

170 Gella  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:19:10pm

re: #160 redstateredneck

WTF! ! !

it was funny, hmmm ok, seeing ladies demolish Beck

171 DaddyG  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:19:31pm

re: #156 Gella

i wiped like a little girl...

I'm afraid to ask what that means.

172 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:19:55pm

re: #170 Gella

it was funny, hmmm ok, seeing ladies demolish Beck

No... you wiped like a little girl? Did you mean weeped? There's a big difference!

173 DEZes  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:20:02pm

re: #171 DaddyG

I'm afraid to ask what that means.

I thought it was just me. ;)

174 Truck Monkey  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:20:25pm

re: #156 Gella

i wiped like a little girl watching this video, as much as i dont' like watching view, i really enjoyed it

Little girls wipe differently than big girls?

175 LilyGecko  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:20:30pm

re: #173 DEZes

I thought it was just me. ;)

I think there's only one meaning for "wiped like a little girl"...

176 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:20:50pm

re: #173 DEZes

Ssh! It IS just you!
/

177 DEZes  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:21:10pm

re: #176 reloadingisnotahobby

Ssh! It IS just you!
/

DOH!

178 Baier  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:21:45pm

re: #171 DaddyG

I'm afraid to ask what that means.

I'm roiling in the aisle

179 calcajun  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:21:46pm

re: #170 Gella

Was it anything like this....?

180 Gella  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:21:47pm

re: #172 redstateredneck

No... you wiped like a little girl? Did you mean weeped? There's a big difference!

yes thanks for correction :) i misspelled it

181 LilyGecko  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:22:01pm

re: #180 Gella

Are you sure? ;)

182 SummerSong  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:22:07pm

re: #172 redstateredneck

No... you wiped like a little girl? Did you mean weeped? There's a big difference!

wept?

183 Kenneth  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:22:10pm

For people who don't get it:

The GOP is in big trouble if they let creeps like Beck, racists like Buchanan, kooks like Ron Paul and the Creationist fools speak for the Republican Party. The fact that Charles is pointing out the stupidity of these people is not a distraction. It is huge help to conservative minded people who want to develop a realistic opposition to the Democrats and a viable alternative to President Obama in 2012.

184 Gella  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:22:16pm

re: #175 LilyGecko

I think there's only one meaning for "wiped like a little girl"...

get ur mind out of the gutter
////

185 DaddyG  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:22:28pm

re: #175 LilyGecko

I think there's only one meaning for "wiped like a little girl"...

...and its supposedly more hygenic.

186 Tarkus289  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:22:31pm

Ron Paul on with The Judge, good grief

187 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:22:39pm

re: #180 Gella

yes thanks for correction :) i misspelled it


We're just pickin' on you. It really was funny!
:D

188 ointmentfly  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:22:59pm

re: #161 Charles

...... and look who just showed up with the Judge - Ron Paul

189 Gella  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:23:12pm

re: #187 redstateredneck

We're just pickin' on you. It really was funny!
:D

i know :) i was rolling on a floor watching a video

190 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:23:41pm

re: #182 SummerSong

wept?

wipt?

191 UFO TOFU  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:23:47pm

re: #186 Tarkus289

Nice avatar!

192 Honorary Yooper  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:23:49pm

re: #161 Charles

Judge Napolitano is being pushed into the mainstream by Fox News, despite the fact that he associates with some of the worst people in American politics, such as Ron Paul, Alex Jones, and Lew Rockwell. You can expect to see Alex Jones start showing up on Fox News any day.

Hence why I'm basically done with FNC right now. Add to that MSNBC and CNN, and cable news is dead to me. About the only sane news on cable now is The Weather Channel and CLTV*. Don't get me started on national network news. I swear the best news I find is in the spinoff links here.

*CLTV is a local, Chicagoland version of CNN run by the Tribune Company (WGN).

193 Alaska Kim  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:23:57pm

re: #183 Kenneth

Palin in 2012!

194 DaddyG  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:23:59pm

re: #184 Gella

get ur mind out of the gutter
////

That one's gonna leave a mark. Aren't typos grand!

195 Gella  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:24:25pm

re: #194 DaddyG

That one's gonna leave a mark. Aren't typos grand!

i know :)

196 [deleted]  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:24:27pm
197 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:24:30pm

re: #184 Gella
It's amazing how much mileage can be had from one tinsy winsy little "typo", Idn't it?

198 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:24:32pm

re: #194 DaddyG

That one's gonna leave a mark. Aren't typos grand!

Typos are the tool of Stan.

199 Tarkus289  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:24:55pm

re: #191 UFO TOFU

Thanks, I watched them go up, and unfortunately .....come down.

200 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:25:17pm

re: #165 DaddyG

A memory unaffected by substance abuse would help both sides retain a few more facts. In this case the Glennster got caught up short.

That's what you get for faking Whoopie.

FAKING WHOOPIE
(with apologies to Gus Kahn)

Another Glenn Beck gloom and doom
The View's cheeks are all in bloom;
A real bad choice is,
That grinding noise is
Faking Whoopie.

The Harpies sing, "Here comes red meat"
Another victim goes to defeat
He's lost his reason
'Cause it's the season
For faking Whoopie.

Down through the countless ages,
You'll find it ev'rywhere:
Somebody makes good wages,
Somebody wants her share.
It's so he'll fall for
Faking Whoopie.

Another stupid comment mess
What's this I hear? Or can't you guess?
She caught him lying,
And now he's hidin'
From faking Whoopie.

201 Charles Johnson  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:25:18pm

Don't forget that on his Fox News web show, Napolitano introduced conspiracy kook Alex Jones as "the one, the only, the great Alex Jones."

This is where Fox News is headed.

202 Honorary Yooper  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:25:32pm

re: #186 Tarkus289

Ron Paul on with The Judge, good grief

Oh joy. Two kooks for the price of one.

203 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:25:33pm

re: #196 buzzsawmonkey

LOL, Buzz!

204 UFO TOFU  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:25:44pm

re: #198 redstateredneck

Typos are the tool of Stan.

I need a break. I read that as "stool".

205 Randall Gross  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:25:49pm

If you want factual news from the cable news networks you have to turn the sound off and read the scroll at the bottom. Progress!

206 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:26:20pm

re: #204 UFO TOFU

Would still be correct...No?

207 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:26:22pm

re: #204 UFO TOFU

I need a break. I read that as "stool".

ewww!

208 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:27:16pm

re: #205 Thanos

If you want factual news from the cable news networks you have to turn the sound off and read the scroll at the bottom. Progress!

I find more misspellings in the scrolls.

209 DaddyG  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:28:09pm

re: #190 redstateredneck

wipt?

This young woman was sitting in a club listening to three elderly gentlemen arguing over the spelling of a word. The first said "it is spelled w-o-o-o-o-m-b" The second countered "no old chap, it is spelled w-u-m-b-e" and the third insisted "wrong old boy it is spelled W-o-u-m-b".

Not being able to stand it any more she walked over to the three and corrected them. "Gentlemen, I think you will find the word in the dictionary spelled W-o-m-b".

After she left the three men looked at each other stunned until one of them said under his breath. "That silly slip of a girl has probably never even heard an elephant fart much less know how to spell it."

210 american sabra  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:28:17pm

Well, seats are reserved in the sense that you have to have a ticket before boarding for either a regular seat or an upgraded seat. However, seats are not reserved like an airplane where you are assigned a specific seat and I find it impossible to believe that anyone told Beck this at all. He conjured it out of thin air.

Business class is about $20 more. You are guaranted a seat in this section. There are some extra comforts with Bus. Class. I make train arrangements for my bosses all the time.

From the Amtrak site.

If you've never upgraded to Business Class on Amtrak, you might be surprised at how affordable it can be. Business Class is offered as an upgrade on many of our long-distance and short-distance trains and is the minimum class of service on Acela Express. All Business Class seats on all trains (with some exceptions in California) are reserved. Check out the upgrade options when booking your travel to make your next trip more comfortable and productive.

But they also refer to their "regular" seats as reserved seating, meaning you have to have a ticket, a reservation, before boarding.

211 SummerSong  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:28:36pm

Whip it? ;)

212 unrealizedviewpoint  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:28:44pm

re: #128 Alaska Kim

Beck is a drama queen. I liked him at first, but now I can't stand his show. And he acts like a total dufus when he goes on O'Reilly's show.

Is that what he does on his show. Make all those loony faces, act crazy?

213 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:28:56pm

re: #208 redstateredneck

I find more misspellings in the scrolls.

HAY I IZ TIPING AZ FAST AZ I KAN! NEED CHEEZBURGER, FEEL WEEK!

/scroll news kitteh

214 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:29:14pm

re: #209 DaddyG

Never heard that one!

215 Alaska Kim  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:29:33pm

re: #212 unrealizedviewpoint

Is that what he does on his show. Make all those loony faces, act crazy?

I don't watch him anymore.

216 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:30:19pm

re: #213 OldLineTexan

HAY I IZ TIPING AZ FAST AZ I KAN! NEED CHEEZBURGER, FEEL WEEK!

/scroll news kitteh

I can just see the harried kitteh at the keyboard. Or should that be hairied ketteh?

217 SummerSong  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:30:21pm

re: #196 buzzsawmonkey

She weeps just like a woman, yes she does
She sleeps just like a woman
And she leaps just like a woman
But she wipes like a little girl

--from the Bob Dylan reject pile

LOL!

218 DaddyG  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:30:29pm

re: #214 redstateredneck

Never heard that one!

Go ye now and spread the word! (Honestly I'd attribute it but I can't remember where I first heard it).

219 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:30:56pm

re: #211 SummerSong

Whip it? ;)

whip it good.

220 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:31:43pm

re: #212 unrealizedviewpoint
Makes ya wonder how he lost "Last Comic Sitting" EH?

221 Tarkus289  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:32:21pm

Charles, is it just me, or do the two lines that run down the sides of the comments end at comment 185?

222 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:32:30pm

I got so tired of the silliness that is Fox & Friends that I started watching "Morning Joe" on msnbc of all fricken stations!

223 SixDegrees  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:33:54pm

re: #221 Tarkus289

Charles, is it just me, or do the two lines that run down the sides of the comments end at comment 185?

From where I sit, it's just you. They run all the way down to the bottom of the message box on my view.

224 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:34:03pm

Beck should mail in that he caught swine flu.

/

225 Randall Gross  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:34:06pm

re: #201 Charles

Don't forget that on his Fox News web show, Napolitano introduced conspiracy kook Alex Jones as "the one, the only, the great Alex Jones."

This is where Fox News is headed.

Next on Fox: Kookfire!

Alex Jones Talks with Ron Paul and Glenn Beck about Fema Camps: Special Guests: Jesse Ventura and Dawg the Bounty Hunter

226 eon  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:34:35pm

re: #158 experiencedtraveller

I have never seen your Doctor Who example. But it well documented how trench warfare in WWI reverbated throughout the culture and arts of Europe and the USA up to WWII.

One of the best first hand accounts of trench warfare I have read is Storm of Steel by Ernst Junger. The casualties were just enormous and constant.

The Shock Of The New by Robert Hughes (both the book and the BBC/PBS series) went into detail about the effect the Great War had on the arts in the interwar period. The entire Futurist school was essentially a reaction to the destruction of the trench campaign, as was Dada. Hughes pointed out that when an entire generation was virtually annihilated in the trenches, part of that apocalypse were highly intelligent men who would almost certainly have been leaders and trendsetters in politics, science and the arts, had they lived.

What's amazing (in an appalling way) is how clueless the high commands on both sides were going in. From Vicksburg, Petersburg, and Richmond in the American Civil War, to Paris in 1871, Ladysmith and Pretoria in the Boer War and Port Arthur in the Russo-Japanese War, they had plenty of examples of what could happen, and should have anticipated the possibility of static siege warfare developing and either avoided it, or at least better prepared to cope with it. They did neither. (The average man-in-the-street might be forgiven for this, but planning staffs are paid to think about these things, and apparently just didn't bother.)

The most appalling part is that in 1939, the French, British, etc., were prepared to do the same thing all over again, and just accept the casualties. Other than the obvious mistake of trying to refight the previous war when the enemy has no intention of repeating a strategy that ended in their defeat the first time around, there's no guarantee that after three or four more years of the 1915-17 style of war, that the Allies wouldn't have faced even worse problems than the troop mutinies at the front in the winter of 1916-17.

cheers

eon

227 Tarkus289  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:34:44pm

re: #223 SixDegrees

Thanks, that is weird, I even refreshed, no big deal.

228 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:34:57pm

re: #225 Thanos

Next on Fox: Kookfire!

Alex Jones Talks with Ron Paul and Glenn Beck about Fema Camps: Special Guests: Jesse Ventura and Dawg the Bounty Hunter

I wanna go to FEMA camp. Do they have merit badges?

229 DEZes  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:35:37pm

re: #224 OldLineTexan

Beck should mail in that he caught swine flu.

/

Were the host,s of the View carriers?
///

230 jorline  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:35:55pm

re: #212 unrealizedviewpoint

Is that what he does on his show. Make all those loony faces, act crazy?

It's not an act. :)

231 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:36:28pm

re: #229 DEZes

Were the host,s of the View carriers?
///

I'm not saying it's dangerous to get between them and the crullers, but I would stand clear, personally.

232 SummerSong  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:36:36pm

Typos-

While addressing a lovely older woman on AOL with the screen name of Grateful, I hit the K instead of the L. Thus, addressing her as Gratefuk.

Sigh.

233 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:36:46pm

re: #228 OldLineTexan

I wanna go to FEMA camp. Do they have merit badges?

You get one if you can build your own respirator for the formaldehyde fumes you get from your "cabin".

234 DEZes  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:37:17pm

re: #231 OldLineTexan

I'm not saying it's dangerous to get between them and the crullers, but I would stand clear, personally.

Keep your hands and feet away from their mouths.
;)

235 calcajun  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:37:22pm

re: #228 OldLineTexan

Working with formaldehyde.
Refugee herding
How to give press conferences
How to tarp a roof
etc.

236 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:37:39pm

re: #233 redstateredneck

You get one if you can build your own respirator for the formaldehyde fumes you get from your "cabin".

THAT'S what happened to Pelosi!

/

237 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:37:41pm

re: #232 SummerSong

Typos-

While addressing a lovely older woman on AOL with the screen name of Grateful, I hit the K instead of the L. Thus, addressing her as Gratefuk.

Sigh.

Was she gracious enough to ignore it?

238 Tarkus289  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:38:13pm

I listen to Beck on the radio for one hour, because I can't stand Imus, I can't see his face, but he is constantly using annoying voices.

239 DaddyG  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:38:14pm

Beck is like many show hosts that I really enjoyed when they were getting started. It seems like many of them come unhinged after a while. I don't know why that is but I suspect that they either trade integrity for controversy in a ploy to get ratings or they start believing their own press. Of course there are those who seemed to me to be unhinged from the start (Not Savage naming O'Reilly names or anything.)

240 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:38:18pm

re: #235 calcajun

Working with formaldehyde.
Refugee herding
How to give press conferences
How to tarp a roof
etc.

Cool. I hope they have a 100-Bus swim!

241 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:39:05pm

re: #237 redstateredneck

Was she gracious enough to ignore it?

She printed it out and showed all her jealous friends. "Suck on it, bizzotches!" she cooed.

242 redstateredneck  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:39:09pm

Gotta run.
Later, lizards!

243 SummerSong  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:39:13pm

re: #237 redstateredneck

Was she gracious enough to ignore it?

I was quick to apologize and she was very understanding. Thank goodness!

244 DEZes  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:39:18pm

re: #232 SummerSong

Typos-

While addressing a lovely older woman on AOL with the screen name of Grateful, I hit the K instead of the L. Thus, addressing her as Gratefuk.

Sigh.

ROFLMAO.

245 Honorary Yooper  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:39:37pm

re: #225 Thanos

Next on Fox: Kookfire!

Alex Jones Talks with Ron Paul and Glenn Beck about Fema Camps: Special Guests: Jesse Ventura and Dawg the Bounty Hunter

I like it. Here's some more shows Fox could get:

Troofer/Troofer
Nutline
World Nuts Tonight
The Faux Report with Ron Paul
Shitty Minutes

246 eon  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:39:44pm

re: #225 Thanos

Next on Fox: Kookfire!

Alex Jones Talks with Ron Paul and Glenn Beck about Fema Camps: Special Guests: Jesse Ventura and Dawg the Bounty Hunter

Rather like Ambrose Beirce's definition of marriage;

When two people come together, each of whom senses dominance through the other's stupidity.

-Beirce, The Devil's Dictionary

cheers

eon

247 wrenchwench  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:42:06pm

re: #195 Gella

i know :)


I'll say it again: I love your accent!

248 Gella  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:42:30pm

re: #247 wrenchwench

I'll say it again: I love your accent!

thanks dear :)

249 unrealizedviewpoint  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:42:33pm
250 WindHorse  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:42:44pm

Glenn Beck gets a well deserved bitch slapping......

-and what (exactly) was his point in the segment during which he lied?

I don't get what the appeal of Glenn Beck is.

251 MandyManners  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:42:48pm

re: #183 Kenneth

For people who don't get it:

The GOP is in big trouble if they let creeps like Beck, racists like Buchanan, kooks like Ron Paul and the Creationist fools speak for the Republican Party. The fact that Charles is pointing out the stupidity of these people is not a distraction. It is huge help to conservative minded people who want to develop a realistic opposition to the Democrats and a viable alternative to President Obama in 2012.

If I did needle-point, I'd put that on a pillow.

252 unrealizedviewpoint  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:43:00pm

re: #249 unrealizedviewpoint

GAZE

wrong thread, sorry.

253 Noam Chumpski  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:43:20pm

That fell under "to painful to finish." What a moron.

254 wrenchwench  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:43:39pm

re: #252 unrealizedviewpoint

wrong thread, sorry.

*whew*

255 jorline  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:44:42pm

Inquiring minds want to know why Glenn was invited to the WH.

I bet Obama was going to tell him to STFU and knockoff the "Chicken Little" routine.

256 DEZes  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:45:02pm

re: #254 wrenchwench

*whew*

Bet it was intended for the ape thread.

257 mfarmer1  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:45:39pm

re: #136 neoconundrum

Charles,

OK, when do get to chat about Obama & Hillary's horrendous "Smart Power"/Iran foreign policy instead of beating the creationism/paleoconservative dead horse?

When it's understood that the dead horse evolved from previous life forms and wasn't put on a big boat during a giant flood by an old man thousands of years ago on orders from heaven.

258 unrealizedviewpoint  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:46:31pm

re: #256 DEZes

Bet it was intended for the ape thread.

Troll on Gitmo Closure thread.

259 DEZes  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:47:08pm

re: #258 unrealizedviewpoint

Troll on Gitmo Closure thread.

Ah, is it gonna flounce?

260 kansas  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:47:12pm

#183 Kenneth

For people who don't get it:

The GOP is in big trouble if they let creeps like Beck, racists like Buchanan, kooks like Ron Paul and the Creationist fools speak for the Republican Party. The fact that Charles is pointing out the stupidity of these people is not a distraction. It is huge help to conservative minded people who want to develop a realistic opposition to the Democrats and a viable alternative to President Obama in 2012.

The GOP is in big trouble, but how are they supposed to control the mouths of Beck, Buchanan, and Paul? These guys are free to say whatever the hell they want.

261 SFGoth  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:47:25pm

re: #28 Truck Monkey

Better yet. What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

A Dictator!

Man, you blew spuds. That's dicktater.

262 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:47:49pm

re: #259 DEZes

Ah, is it gonna flounce?

Yeah, we have all this popcorn. DEZ buttered the living hell out of it, and it's getting soggy.

/

263 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:48:25pm

re: #261 SFGoth

Man, you blew spuds.

Dude, he was young and needed the money.

/

264 Kragar  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:48:52pm

re: #262 OldLineTexan

Yeah, we have all this popcorn. DEZ buttered the living hell out of it, and it's getting soggy.

/

Thats not butter.

265 Honorary Yooper  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:49:02pm

re: #260 kansas

The GOP is in big trouble, but how are they supposed to control the mouths of Beck, Buchanan, and Paul? These guys are free to say whatever the hell they want.

The same way William F. Buckley, Jr. did.

266 Fenway_Nation  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:49:14pm

re: #263 OldLineTexan

Dude, he was young and needed the money.

/

Must....not...work...in...another...gratuitous...George Micheal reference

267 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:49:35pm

re: #260 kansas

#183 Kenneth


The GOP is in big trouble, but how are they supposed to control the mouths of Beck, Buchanan, and Paul? These guys are free to say whatever the hell they want.

Good question. I don't assume ANY of them speak for the GOP.

Should Michael Steele get on TV and denounce them? Is that even a good idea?

268 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:50:33pm

re: #264 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Thats not butter.

Aw, man .. did he just Beck me? I'm gonna go all Goldberg on his behind!

/

269 ointmentfly  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:50:58pm

re: #225 Thanos

re: #251 MandyManners

As much as I agree that a little party purification is necessary, we are up against an opposition that will take a vote from anybody and rode the far left to win the election.

270 wrenchwench  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:51:19pm

re: #267 OldLineTexan

Good question. I don't assume ANY of them speak for the GOP.

Should Michael Steele get on TV and denounce them? Is that even a good idea?

I don't see how it could be worse than making them, or allowing them, to feel welcome.

271 SFGoth  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:51:41pm

re: #263 OldLineTexan

Dude, he was young and needed the money.

/

I think he just plain enjoyed it.

272 JCM  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:51:45pm

re: #228 OldLineTexan

I wanna go to FEMA camp. Do they have merit badges?

Badges for:
Roof sitting.
Bailing while wearing ballistic vest.
Rescuing the Heineken.

273 Honorary Yooper  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:51:49pm

re: #269 ointmentfly

re: #251 MandyManners

As much as I agree that a little party purification is necessary, we are up against an opposition that will take a vote from anybody and rode the far left to win the election.

Problem is, the kooks drive out the sane people and we lose votes so that allows the opposition to remain in power.

274 Fenway_Nation  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:51:56pm

I heard some of Steele's speech on the radio this morning- something about Nancy Pelosi, who nobody likes; Harry Reid, who nobody knows; Tim Getiner, who nobody belives and Barney Frank, who nobody understands.

There was some other really good red meat stuff....did this mean that Steele was sandbagging it for the first couple of month?

275 eon  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:52:42pm

re: #267 OldLineTexan

Good question. I don't assume ANY of them speak for the GOP.

Should Michael Steele get on TV and denounce them? Is that even a good idea?

Maybe Fox should give Steele his own show, as with John Kasich.

Everyone on the left and in the rest of the MSM accuse them of being the GOP's megaphone anyway, and as my sainted mother used to say, "If you're going to get stuck with the name, you might as well have the game."

cheers

eon

276 quickjustice  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:52:55pm

re: #100 J.S.

I think you're on to something. Beck may have masochist fantasies that led him into playing "bad boy" with these women, and then getting caught and spanked by them, figuratively speaking.

What a weirdo!

277 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:53:31pm

re: #219 redstateredneck

whip it good.

I know a guy with two beloved, very skinny dogs who has a t-shirt reading:

whippet good

278 albusteve  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:53:59pm

re: #267 OldLineTexan

Good question. I don't assume ANY of them speak for the GOP.

Should Michael Steele get on TV and denounce them? Is that even a good idea?

the fact that no one takes on these guys speaks volumes...it's only politics and sometimes there is disagreement...no guts, no glory

279 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:54:02pm

re: #270 wrenchwench

I don't see how it could be worse than making them, or allowing them, to feel welcome.

I missed the welcome party, I guess. I see a lack of denunciation; then again, I don't see the Dems having to peel of their leeches in public.

Maybe I should ask Steele to formally kick the Crazy Uncle out of the Party. Would that help get him off the national soapbox, or just INCREASE his exposure and give his fanz a reason to live?

It's like Bush never answering his critics. Damned if you do, and damned if you don't.

280 Fenway_Nation  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:54:24pm

re: #276 quickjustice

Eww....so among other things, he's guilty of poor no taste.

281 ointmentfly  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:54:30pm

re: #273 Honorary Yooper

Not on the left.

Blue collar auto workers walk arm in arm with Code Pink....

Not saying its right, but just like advertisers are after our eyeballs, politicians are simply after power by virtue of our votes.

282 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:54:38pm

re: #272 JCM

Badges for:
Roof sitting.
Bailing while wearing ballistic vest.
Rescuing the Heineken.

Creative use of house siding for flotation.

283 experiencedtraveller  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:54:49pm

re: #226 eon

The Shock Of The New by Robert Hughes (both the book and the BBC/PBS series) went into detail about the effect the Great War had on the arts in the inter-war period. The entire Futurist school was essentially a reaction to the destruction of the trench campaign, as was Dada. Hughes pointed out that when an entire generation was virtually annihilated in the trenches, part of that apocalypse were highly intelligent men who would almost certainly have been leaders and trendsetters in politics, science and the arts, had they lived.

What's amazing (in an appalling way) is how clueless the high commands on both sides were going in. From Vicksburg, Petersburg, and Richmond in the American Civil War, to Paris in 1871, Ladysmith and Pretoria in the Boer War and Port Arthur in the Russo-Japanese War, they had plenty of examples of what could happen, and should have anticipated the possibility of static siege warfare developing and either avoided it, or at least better prepared to cope with it. They did neither. (The average man-in-the-street might be forgiven for this, but planning staffs are paid to think about these things, and apparently just didn't bother.) ...

Very interesting. I'll have to pick up a copy of the Robert Hughes book. I would also suggest The Great War and Modern Memory o by Paul Fussell who describes how the calamity of the war influenced the music scene by supporting jazz and newer formats.

Of course, "Lions led by Donkeys" is one of the great debates of WWI. Lately there has been a push to review the conduct of the generals in a more positive light. I'm not buying it. Their decisions were monstrous and criminal in their stupidity. Up until 1918 Haig devoted huge resources to maintain his silly cavalry behind the lines in hope of a mythical 'breakthrough'.

284 Killgore Trout  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:54:57pm

re: #260 kansas

The GOP is in big trouble, but how are they supposed to control the mouths of Beck, Buchanan, and Paul? These guys are free to say whatever the hell they want.


It isn't in controlling what they say. The fact is that more people are listening to them. This is where the GOP is heading because it's what the the GOP voters want. I'm already seeing signs of isolationist foreign policy and the 911 Truthers seem to have increased activity. Fox news has also been pushing "why should we care about Israel?" crap. Conservatives are tuning in and giving this shit big ratings.

285 DEZes  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:54:58pm

re: #279 OldLineTexan

The troll is getting slapped worse than Beck.
Tis fun to watch.

286 calcajun  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:55:01pm

re: #232 SummerSong

Typos-

While addressing a lovely older woman on AOL with the screen name of Grateful, I hit the K instead of the L. Thus, addressing her as Gratefuk.

Sigh.

Did Ms. Fussmucker take exception to your faux pas?

287 eon  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:55:22pm

re: #276 quickjustice

I think you're on to something. Beck may have masochist fantasies that led him into playing "bad boy" with these women, and then getting caught and spanked by them, figuratively speaking.

What a weirdo!

Getting spanked by Whoopi, Walters, et al?

Excuse me. I need to get some brain bleach.

/An image I absolutely did not need.

cheers

eon

288 DEZes  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:56:11pm

re: #264 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Thats not butter.

Parkay. ;)

289 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:56:18pm

re: #272 JCM

Badges for:
Roof sitting.
Bailing while wearing ballistic vest.
Rescuing the Heineken.

It's a long story, so I won't try to write it, but suffice it to say that many long years ago on a canoe trip, my fellow Scouts and I portaged over a low water bridge to rescue a bunch of drunk kayakers who had been sucked under it. While a friend was trying to beat water out of his girlfriend's lungs (she was OK in the end), this doof got in one of our canoes to go rescue his cooler of beer and Scotch.

290 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:57:39pm

re: #289 OldLineTexan

It's a long story, so I won't try to write it, but suffice it to say that many long years ago on a canoe trip, my fellow Scouts and I portaged over a low water bridge to rescue a bunch of drunk kayakers who had been sucked under it. While a friend was trying to beat water out of his girlfriend's lungs (she was OK in the end), this doof got in one of our canoes to go rescue his cooler of beer and Scotch.

Good grief.

291 bosforus  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:57:58pm

I thought Beck was keeping his distance from bartenders nowadays.

292 Honorary Yooper  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:57:59pm

re: #281 ointmentfly

Not on the left.

Blue collar auto workers walk arm in arm with Code Pink....

Not saying its right, but just like advertisers are after our eyeballs, politicians are simply after power by virtue of our votes.

They're not as buddy-buddy and arm in arm as you might think. There's several deep divides in the Democrat Party between these groups.

293 SummerSong  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:58:43pm

re: #264 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Thats not butter.

Parkay. ;)

I can't believe it's not butter!

294 calcajun  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:58:51pm

re: #287 eon

Yes. Mistress Whoopi does not have a "ring" to it.

Of course, one wonders if Beck thought he'd be well-received in that crowd.

295 Lincolntf  Wed, May 20, 2009 2:59:33pm

re: #289 OldLineTexan

It's rare to find somebody who still has their priorities straight in this wacky, mixed-up world.

296 alegrias  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:00:10pm

re: #267 OldLineTexan

Good question. I don't assume ANY of them speak for the GOP.

Should Michael Steele get on TV and denounce them? Is that even a good idea?

* * * * *
RNC Chairman Steele already tried ingratiating himself with the left by denouncing Rush Limbaugh the opinion radio host, after democrats nominated Rush Limbaugh the honorary head of the GOP. (As if dems get to decide for other people)

Vice President Dan Quayle denounced tv actors or their tv characters ("Murphy Brown" incident, anyone?) which didn't go over very well, because well, it's silly to make fun of tv people.

Only Democrats can make fun of people remember. Republicans are supposed to be the punching bags of funny people, the butt of the jokes, not the ones making fun of celebrities or complaining about their treatment by the entertainers.

297 kansas  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:00:13pm

re: #267 OldLineTexan

Good question. I don't assume ANY of them speak for the GOP.

Should Michael Steele get on TV and denounce them? Is that even a good idea?

Thanks. No Steele should not denounce them, but when asked he might say that they are entitled to say what they want but they don't speak for the party.

298 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:00:26pm

re: #295 Lincolntf

It's rare to find somebody who still has their priorities straight in this wacky, mixed-up world.

My canoe buddy almost went Goldberg on him, right in the middle of the river.

299 MandyManners  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:00:27pm

re: #269 ointmentfly

re: #251 MandyManners

As much as I agree that a little party purification is necessary, we are up against an opposition that will take a vote from anybody and rode the far left to win the election.

I've been reading a lot of the 489 FCBBHO/AYERS/DOHRN/ACORN/et cet./et al. links that I'm transferring to another screen name's FAVORITES. Good grief. Stone cold Marxist.

300 Lincolntf  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:01:17pm

re: #298 OldLineTexan

What happened to the Scotch?

301 albusteve  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:01:26pm

re: #289 OldLineTexan

It's a long story, so I won't try to write it, but suffice it to say that many long years ago on a canoe trip, my fellow Scouts and I portaged over a low water bridge to rescue a bunch of drunk kayakers who had been sucked under it. While a friend was trying to beat water out of his girlfriend's lungs (she was OK in the end), this doof got in one of our canoes to go rescue his cooler of beer and Scotch.

okay, I'm stumped..what's a low water bridge?...dry land?

302 alegrias  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:01:37pm

re: #273 Honorary Yooper

Problem is, the kooks drive out the sane people and we lose votes so that allows the opposition to remain in power.

* * * *
Plenty of kooks voted and we all call their candidate our President Obama now.

303 calcajun  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:01:43pm

re: #289 OldLineTexan

I can see going after the Scotch--depending on if it was single-malt. Forget the beer, though.

304 reine.de.tout  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:01:44pm

re: #260 kansas

#183 Kenneth

The GOP is in big trouble, but how are they supposed to control the mouths of Beck, Buchanan, and Paul? These guys are free to say whatever the hell they want.

Obviously, the party can't control what these folks are saying. But they are getting a foothold because there is a leadership vacuum, and where there is a vacuum, it will be filled.

What is seriously lacking in the GOP is strong effective LEADERSHIP that could miminize or override the influence of the Becks, Buchanans and Pauls. And

305 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:01:45pm

re: #300 Lincolntf

What happened to the Scotch?

It survived, but I assume only briefly.

306 UFO TOFU  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:01:50pm

re: #300 Lincolntf

Really, why does he have to leave us hanging like that?

307 Randall Gross  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:01:54pm

Insect:

If you want to pattern what you do after the left, feel free. I'm not going to. One firm conservative value is honesty, if you aren't honest a very certain stench attaches to you over time. I think it's brilliant to point out the kooks and the liars and bitch slap them in an off election year. We've got nothing to lose and probably a lot of votes to gain back by doing so.

308 [deleted]  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:02:00pm
309 Lincolntf  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:02:14pm

re: #305 OldLineTexan

I love a happy ending.

310 JCM  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:02:34pm

re: #289 OldLineTexan

It's a long story, so I won't try to write it, but suffice it to say that many long years ago on a canoe trip, my fellow Scouts and I portaged over a low water bridge to rescue a bunch of drunk kayakers who had been sucked under it. While a friend was trying to beat water out of his girlfriend's lungs (she was OK in the end), this doof got in one of our canoes to go rescue his cooler of beer and Scotch.

Priorities!

A man's gotta' have priorities!

////

311 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:02:48pm

re: #301 albusteve

okay, I'm stumped..what's a low water bridge?...dry land?

Bridge with almost NO clearance during "normal" river levels ... impassable in a flood. Cheap and abundant in the sticks in Texas on small waterways.

312 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:03:12pm

re: #306 UFO TOFU

Really, why does he have to leave us hanging like that?

Storytelling is an art.

/

313 albusteve  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:03:47pm

re: #308 taxfreekiller

After dark on a moonless night, wind blowing, clouds billowing, lighting flashing, thunder rolling, hail pounding, water rising, then,,,,,,, then,,,,,,

Ron Paul!

Kilgore Trout ,,boy scout camp fire scary story.

good one

314 albusteve  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:04:48pm

re: #311 OldLineTexan

Bridge with almost NO clearance during "normal" river levels ... impassable in a flood. Cheap and abundant in the sticks in Texas on small waterways.

got it...still it's courageous to go for the booze...really

315 kansas  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:04:58pm

re: #285 DEZes

The troll is getting slapped worse than Beck.
Tis fun to watch.

I went over for some downdings.

316 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:06:05pm

So who did Iran launch their missile at? The Norks?

/

317 ointmentfly  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:06:16pm

re: #292 Honorary Yooper

Remember the divided Republican party that gave us Bill Clinton?

Maybe the point is hoping the democrats divide instead of conservatives.

318 kansas  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:07:24pm

re: #304 reine.de.tout

Obviously, the party can't control what these folks are saying. But they are getting a foothold because there is a leadership vacuum, and where there is a vacuum, it will be filled.

What is seriously lacking in the GOP is strong effective LEADERSHIP that could miminize or override the influence of the Becks, Buchanans and Pauls. And

I too see the vacuum. With the MSM playing whack a mole on pretty much every Republican, I fail to see how the party can recover.

319 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:08:00pm

re: #317 ointmentfly

Remember the divided Republican party that gave us Bill Clinton?

Maybe the point is hoping the democrats divide instead of conservatives.

Well, The Undergarment Workers are mad at the Boobs Not Bombs crowd. Otherwise, they all seem pretty happy.

320 Killgore Trout  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:08:14pm

re: #313 albusteve

Why you guys think promoting Ron Paul and his ideas is harmless is beyond me. The Tea Parties and Fox news are directly responsible insanity we're seeing.

321 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:08:27pm

re: #255 jorline

Inquiring minds want to know why Glenn was invited to the WH.

I bet Obama was going to tell him to STFU and knockoff the "Chicken Little" routine.

I'll wager just the opposite.

"Keep up the good work, friend. If there were more shows like yours, I wouldn't even need to campaign for reelection."

322 Lincolntf  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:10:09pm

re: #318 kansas

One way would be to stop looking for a "leader". Let the Dems have their cults of personality and we'll just keep our principles. If a leader from among the current Republicans bigwigs emerges, that's great. If not, it'll be someone new.

323 alegrias  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:10:28pm

re: #318 kansas

I too see the vacuum. With the MSM playing whack a mole on pretty much every Republican, I fail to see how the party can recover.

* * * *
guess you missed the Senate vote today where the "minority" GOP's position stood, and most Senate Democrats went with the GOP position.

THAT was a GOP VICTORY, despite the GOP having lost the presidency and Congress.

324 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:11:47pm

re: #269 ointmentfly

re: #251 MandyManners

As much as I agree that a little party purification is necessary, we are up against an opposition that will take a vote from anybody and rode the far left to win the election.

People keep saying that, and other people continue to point out that he campaigned center left.

325 OldLineTexan  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:11:52pm

re: #323 alegrias

* * * *
guess you missed the Senate vote today where the "minority" GOP's position stood, and most Senate Democrats went with the GOP position.

THAT was a GOP VICTORY, despite the GOP having lost the presidency and Congress.

NIMBY outweighs party lines is my take. Nobody wants the Gitmoites ... they are the Palestinians of Cuba.

/

326 alegrias  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:12:19pm

re: #322 Lincolntf

One way would be to stop looking for a "leader". Let the Dems have their cults of personality and we'll just keep our principles. If a leader from among the current Republicans bigwigs emerges, that's great. If not, it'll be someone new.

* * * *
THANK YOU, I salute you.

Liz Cheney the mildmannered principled daughter of former VP has been making great points all week, and the US Senate today voted in agreement with GOP's PRINCIPLED stand on keeping GITMO boyz at GITMO.

327 Athens Runaway  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:14:06pm

re: #142 calcajun

I remember the episode of Star Trek: TNG where a virus was causing the crew to de-evolve. Riker was becoming a neanderthal (no big reach there) and Picard was supposed to be turning into a merkeet/lemur. The only one who remained unaffected was Data--who should have turned into a toaster, or a Commodore 64.

Excuse yourself, that was a fun episode! "Starship of the Apes!" Plus, Fish-Troi and Spider-Worf were hilarious to see. It was all Barclay's fault, anyway.

Besides, everyone knows Data would have devolved into a Mr. Game & Watch.

328 ointmentfly  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:15:38pm

re: #319 OldLineTexan

re: #324 Slumbering Behemoth

I think the drumbeat from 2003 until 2008 about THE WAR, did far more damage to whoever ran against the Chosen One. Move on et al. Obama could have had 3 heads and gotten elected.

329 [deleted]  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:16:09pm
330 neoconundrum  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:17:39pm

When it's understood that the dead horse evolved from previous life forms and wasn't put on a big boat during a giant flood by an old man thousands of years ago on orders from heaven.

Oh, so "when it's understood", then we'll be able to move past the Creationism issue? I guess that means forever. Those creationists are weird, stubborn people.

Charles, mfarmer1, et al,

Apologies for stepping on Stinky's foot. But the only major issue concerning Creationism, it seems to me, is how kids get taught in public school. Is there something else I'm overlooking? As far as I know, in the worse case, kids get taught from both angles. Is this what is bothering you? I'm ready to dialogue if you really want to.

Now, it just so happens I think you're great Charles. Your letter to Wilders was excellent. However, if you don't want to hear my opinion, I'll shut up. You do a great job. I have no computer skills and I couldn't set up my own blog if I wanted to. But I just don't understand the concern on the Creationism issue when there seems to be larger issues plaguing our country and the world.

Regards.

331 eon  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:18:00pm

Well, I'm off for tonight.

Have a great evening, Lizards.

See you later.

cheers

eon

332 Digital Display  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:22:33pm

re: #330 neoconundrum

When it's understood that the dead horse evolved from previous life forms and wasn't put on a big boat during a giant flood by an old man thousands of years ago on orders from heaven.

Oh, so "when it's understood", then we'll be able to move past the Creationism issue? I guess that means forever. Those creationists are weird, stubborn people.

Charles, mfarmer1, et al,

Apologies for stepping on Stinky's foot. But the only major issue concerning Creationism, it seems to me, is how kids get taught in public school. Is there something else I'm overlooking? As far as I know, in the worse case, kids get taught from both angles. Is this what is bothering you? I'm ready to dialogue if you really want to.

Now, it just so happens I think you're great Charles. Your letter to Wilders was excellent. However, if you don't want to hear my opinion, I'll shut up. You do a great job. I have no computer skills and I couldn't set up my own blog if I wanted to. But I just don't understand the concern on the Creationism issue when there seems to be larger issues plaguing our country and the world.

Regards.


You may not believe this..But most of us can walk and chew gum at the same time..We cover thousands of topics here..Get with the program
Regards

333 kansas  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:25:06pm

re: #323 alegrias

* * * *
guess you missed the Senate vote today where the "minority" GOP's position stood, and most Senate Democrats went with the GOP position.

THAT was a GOP VICTORY, despite the GOP having lost the presidency and Congress.

What issue was that?

334 alegrias  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:44:18pm

re: #333 kansas

What issue was that?

* * * *
Charles had a thread devoted to this issue today "Senate Votes Against Closing GITMO"

335 gander  Wed, May 20, 2009 3:47:52pm

Whoopie,
Glenn is from the South, from the Deep Middle South ... This (embellishing a story) is part of his cultural upbringing.

336 Mauser  Wed, May 20, 2009 4:04:52pm

Wow, that was annoying.

Whoopie: "You LIED!"
Beck: "Barbara, I'm sorry"
Whoopie: "You lying sack of Dog Doo!"
Beck: "Okay, I mis-spoke, I came to you, you didn't call me over."
Whoopie: "You horrible man! You liar!"

Apparently Glenn's big sin was saying that Barbara called him over and doing a bad impression of her.

I THINK he was trying to defend himself about the Police and the reserved seat thing. But each time I tried to mention that he had witnesses to back him up on that, they jumped down his throat and drowned him out.

Probably a mistake on Glenn's part, since liberals are quick to accuse people of lying, but never too specific about what the lie they're accusing someone of IS, so they can't be proven wrong. ("Bush Lied, People Died!" "Bush lied about what, exactly?" "It doesn't matter, he's a liar! No blood for oil!") It was really hard to figure out what specifically Whoopie was upset about unless you listened closely, but apparently it was the SUBLIMELY IMPORTANT fact of who came over to whom.

I'm not a huge Beck defender, but I really dislike the wolf-pack mentality and preventing someone from defending himself. Shouting someone down is never a good thing.

Worse was the over-reaction to such a trivial thing. What a waste of electrons to broadcast this thing.

And I thought you couldn't say "piss" on television. Whoopie needs a tape delay.

Only one thing I'll give Beck credit for. He gets some good guests, like John Boulton.

337 J.S.  Wed, May 20, 2009 4:07:11pm

re: #335 gander

Glenn Beck was born in Mount Vernon, Washington, and went to high school in Bellingham, Washington, that's a community north of Seattle, Washington.

338 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, May 20, 2009 4:20:56pm

re: #335 gander

Whoopie,
Glenn is from the South, from the Deep Middle South ... This (embellishing a story) is part of his cultural upbringing.

What? Is the take-away here supposed to be that all southerners are liars? If so, that's crap.

339 freetoken  Wed, May 20, 2009 4:34:21pm

Posted this upstairs... but here is more appropriate.

Beck goes on Judge N.'s show and whines about his treatment:

Then, just to show everyone how much Beck thinks of himself, he compares himself to Thomas Jefferson.

Beck is an egomaniacal addict who habitually lies and distorts the truth.

340 Charles Johnson  Wed, May 20, 2009 4:52:22pm

re: #339 freetoken

Posted this upstairs... but here is more appropriate.

Beck goes on Judge N.'s show and whines about his treatment:


[Video]

Then, just to show everyone how much Beck thinks of himself, he compares himself to Thomas Jefferson.

Beck is an egomaniacal addict who habitually lies and distorts the truth.

He actually apologized on the View for lying, and here he is whining about it and denying it, and making fun of the whole thing. And he really did compare himself to Thomas Jefferson.

What a creep.

341 Gus  Wed, May 20, 2009 4:56:42pm

re: #340 Charles

He actually apologized on the View for lying, and here he is whining about it and denying it, and making fun of the whole thing. And he really did compare himself to Thomas Jefferson.

What a creep.

Isn't that amazing. I had to stop when he got to the Thomas Jefferson comparison. He goes from being an ass on his radio program about Goldberg and Walters on a show that he was already booked to apologizing like a child on The View and then back in this video with the crazed "Judge" Napolitano whining and complaining about his appearance on The View. Then he goes as far as comparing himself to Thomas Jefferson.

342 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, May 20, 2009 4:59:29pm

re: #224 OldLineTexan

Beck should mail in that he caught swine flu.

/

re: #339 freetoken

Posted this upstairs... but here is more appropriate.

Beck goes on Judge N.'s show and whines about his treatment:


[Video]Then, just to show everyone how much Beck thinks of himself, he compares himself to Thomas Jefferson.

Beck is an egomaniacal addict who habitually lies and distorts the truth.

Holy crap, OLT's a frickin psychic! Who knew? And all this time I thought he was just a psychotic.
/kidding, OLT

343 Ayeless in Ghazi  Wed, May 20, 2009 5:06:46pm

re: #339 freetoken

He sounds like he's crying all the way through that. Like, how terribly unfair it was to rip him a new ass for lying about an incident he used to rip into them. Poor little abused Glenn Beck.

344 John Neverbend  Wed, May 20, 2009 5:08:48pm

re: #336 Mauser

Wow, that was annoying.

"Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference."

345 Dustoff-507  Wed, May 20, 2009 5:08:58pm

Charles....

Your kidding right. I hardly see Beck. But do these women tell the truth?

Sorry I'm not buying.

346 okiej  Wed, May 20, 2009 5:34:19pm

re: #338 Slumbering Behemoth

What? Is the take-away here supposed to be that all southerners are liars? If so, that's crap.

Southern gentlemen may lie about NASCAR, football, fishing, and the size of their....oh, never mind without it reflecting negatively on their character. They do not, however, expect to lie about a public meeting.

347 Ben G. Hazi  Wed, May 20, 2009 5:46:10pm

re: #339 freetoken

Posted this upstairs... but here is more appropriate.

Beck goes on Judge N.'s show and whines about his treatment:

Then, just to show everyone how much Beck thinks of himself, he compares himself to Thomas Jefferson.

Beck is an egomaniacal addict who habitually lies and distorts the truth.

Glenn Beck couldn't hold Jefferson's jockstrap ;-P

348 Ayeless in Ghazi  Wed, May 20, 2009 5:49:11pm

re: #345 Dustoff-507

Charles....

Your kidding right. I hardly see Beck. But do these women tell the truth?

Sorry I'm not buying.

He apologised for the lie on the view.

349 swamprat  Wed, May 20, 2009 5:56:11pm

re: #345 Dustoff-507

Charles....

Your kidding right. I hardly see Beck. But do these women tell the truth?

Sorry I'm not buying.


A
VIEW meltdown? You're joking, right?
Rush; nobody goes ballistic, they argue about evolution.
Beck; several meltdowns.
I like Whoopie, but I'm not stark, raving bonkers about her.
I think you're the only one who cares.

Every body has to believe in something; I believe I'll have a beer.

350 Dustoff-507  Wed, May 20, 2009 6:53:10pm

re: #348 Jimmah

Yes I saw that too... he said sorry for some of it...
Again I ask... does the ladies on the VIEW lie?

I'm not a fan of Beck.. but the View?

Did everyone take a stupid pill?

351 Dustoff-507  Wed, May 20, 2009 6:56:54pm

re: #349 swamprat

I like Whoopie, but I'm not stark, raving bonkers about her.
I think you're the only one who cares.
+++++++++++++++++

WOW, so I don't follow the line and this is what I GET.

You like Whoopie, be my guess, does she lie on the view?
It has nothing to do with caring.

352 notutopia  Wed, May 20, 2009 7:09:41pm

Yup, Whoopi, Whoop him up, he needs to be accountable for his own contrived commentating.
He's a lying "COMMENTATOR.
You go girl !

353 Sharmuta  Wed, May 20, 2009 7:25:29pm

WOW! I loved that Ms Walters busted him for not checking facts. LOL

354 Dan G.  Wed, May 20, 2009 7:48:42pm

Here's your ass, Glen!

355 Irenicum  Wed, May 20, 2009 8:06:40pm

re: #142 calcajun

I loved that episode! I am SO SAD. But that's OK, I'm at peace with my inner geekiness.

356 Irenicum  Wed, May 20, 2009 8:36:13pm

re: #249 unrealizedviewpoint

Thank you so much for this link! So much makes so much more sense now! Now I have to stop saying so much.

357 Irenicum  Wed, May 20, 2009 8:39:55pm

re: #261 SFGoth

Did you just write a mash note?

358 muddywood  Wed, May 20, 2009 8:47:04pm

It looks to me like Glenn "apologized" for saying that Barbara introduced herself to Glenn when in fact he introduced himself to them.

THAT'S the big lie they caught him in?
THIS is what these magpies spent 7-1/2 minutes whining about?

The more likely reason for the bitchfest is that Bab's and Whoopi's "people" had some seats "reserved" for them on the Amtrak and Glenn made fun of them. And they didn't like it.

How the hell do you fact check that Babs?

359 Irenicum  Wed, May 20, 2009 8:51:18pm

re: #289 OldLineTexan

Priorities, priorities!

360 Irenicum  Wed, May 20, 2009 8:54:45pm

re: #303 calcajun

Unless it was Guinness!

361 gander  Thu, May 21, 2009 6:07:29am

re: #337 J.S.

If you are still with this thread....
That was Woopie's defense of Michael Vick - that dog fighting was cultural for him. That was the day I lost all respect for her.
As for Southerners. The ones I know tend to be a little more generous and warm-hearted than your average bear.

362 S'latch  Thu, May 21, 2009 6:10:39am

Glenn Beck looks very lousy and stupid for (1) egregiously distorting his story about meeting Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walters, (2) then appearing on the viper pit called the View with some apparent and foolish expectation that Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walters would treat him some respect which they don't owe him, (3) failing to simply apologize for being dishonest, and (4) not shutting up about it.

363 acacia  Thu, May 21, 2009 6:38:29am

Maybe I'm missing something. The only thing that was incorrect was who initiated contact on the train and he did apologize for that. This is a whole lot about nothing as it had absolutely nothing to do with the point Beck was making on his show. The reservation thing is easily explained as the ladies admit that they were trying - like many passengers - to save seats and Beck thought they were getting special treatment. This is a nothing story.
re: #362 Lawrence Schmerel

364 S'latch  Thu, May 21, 2009 6:59:42am

re: #363 acacia

We could argue about how egregiously Glenn Beck distorted his story about meeting Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walters. You cannot argue that it was very stupid of Glenn Beck to appear on the View after he distorted his story apparently trying to cast Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walters in a false light. That was an objectively stupid decision. He should have never been there in the first place. Then, when he was called out on his distortions, he should have just apologized for being dishonest, excused himself from the set of the View, and then, remained silent about it. Instead, Glenn Beck is continuing to be dishonest. We could also debate how big of deal all this is. But, I will not argue with you if you don't think it is a big deal in the larger scheme of things.

365 jimbouie  Thu, May 21, 2009 7:54:02am

Beck quoted Babwa as saying "Glenn Beck" when she didn't? And that's the big kerfuffle? What a tempest in a teapot.

We have a problem in that the only people willing to stand and fight against the marxist/socialist takeover of our country are not acceptable to many mainstream conservatives. And the "acceptable" conservative voices are too gentlemanly to fight effectively. The left doesn't have that problem...they use far left attackers and finesse their own responses.

366 S'latch  Thu, May 21, 2009 8:21:51am

re: #358 muddywood

Why would Glenn Beck distort a story about Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walters with the intent to make fun of them, and then go on their show? Would you characterize that as stupidity, or something else?

367 acacia  Thu, May 21, 2009 11:39:35am

I agree that his decision to go on the show makes no sense except that it probably has improved his ratings - in other words the more exposure to potential viewers teh better.
re: #364 Lawrence Schmerel

368 punchy100  Thu, May 21, 2009 12:10:51pm

SERIOUSLY?

C'mon people. Who cares? He "lied" about whether he came over to her or she came over to him?

1) Totally not the point of Beck's story

2) Again, WHO CARES

I'm not 100% convinced but I'm willing to listen to someone who says Beck is a kook. This seems like minute nit picking and doesn't do any good for anyone setting forth an argument that beck is on the fringe in any way.

If this is "lying" then getting your wee-wee pointed to on camera in a Guantanamo prison is "torture".

336 Mauser
I totally agree with your assessment: I thought they were going to accuse him of "lying" about reserving seats, but that never really got settled in between all the cackling and clucking.

369 S'latch  Thu, May 21, 2009 12:24:14pm

re: #367 acacia

Glenn Beck's appearance on the View was not what I would call a publicity victory and I think even Glenn Beck would agree that assessment.

370 bradshaw  Thu, May 21, 2009 3:40:08pm

Replay the clip people. He DID NOT claim that they "came over" to him. They seemingly convinced him that he said that which he did not actually say. He then apologized for that which he did not do.

371 Hawaii69  Thu, May 21, 2009 5:44:05pm

re: #365 jimbouie

We have a problem in that the only people willing to stand and fight against the marxist/socialist takeover of our country.....

Takeover? How about "elected government".

What's taking over our country is the hysteria
of people who can't accept the fact that they
lost an election.

372 William  Thu, May 21, 2009 8:24:10pm

The only concession by Beck was that "he came over to talk to Barbara Walters" which was counter to his on-air radio statement that "Barbara came over to me." And he apologized to Barbara.

Pretty irrelevant stuff.

As for "Whoopie," we have her word against Becks' claim that the Transit Police told him the train seats were "reserved."

Also pretty irrelevant stuff, and the word of "Whoopie" isn't worth anything, so Beck wins that one.

Don't much like Beck, or any on The View, but I don't see how Beck lost anything via this episode.


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