Glenn Beck: ‘Who’s On the Other End of Obama’s Blackberry?’

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Paranoia strikes deep into Glenn Beck’s heart, in an interview with the far right loons of Newsmax (who recently published an article advocating a military coup in the US): Glenn Beck: ‘God Help us all’.

“I truly fear the groundwork — this is so far beyond Obama,” Beck says. “I want to do a special on who’s on the other end of the side of the BlackBerry?, who’s on the other end of the BlackBerry?… This is bigger than Obama…. I fear an event, I fear a Reichstag moment, God forbid another 9/11, something that will turn this machine on, and power will be seized and voices will be silenced. God help us all.”

A Reichstag moment! Another 9/11! Power seized! Voices silenced! God help us all!

[Run around screaming…]

Good. Freaking. Grief. This insane person is the hero of the right wing.

(Click the image to play the video.)

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263 comments
1 rwmofo  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:17:31pm

He's a hero? Uh oh.

2 Sharmuta  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:17:57pm

I fear a Howard Beale moment.

3 reine.de.tout  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:19:57pm
A Reichstag moment! Another 9/11! Power seized! Voices silenced! God help us all!

[Run around screaming...]

I'm laughing so hard . . .

4 rwmofo  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:20:14pm

re: #2 Sharmuta

I fear a Howard Beale moment.

Yeah, I think Beck will eventually be remembered ONLY for the last thing he did or said - right before he's wrapped up in the straight jacket and gets tasered.

5 Capitalist Tool  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:20:50pm

just gonna have to take y'all's word for it- i can't stand to even look at that guy anymore, so will not be watching.
Reichstag moment.
Yeah, that'd go over big in the US.

6 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:21:10pm

This is from the Onion... right?
/

7 Jack Burton  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:21:13pm

Stan!

8 Charles Johnson  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:22:06pm

But now I'm wondering who could possibly be on the other end of Obama's Blackberry. Could it be ... David Hasselhof?

Or maybe ... Satan?

9 jaunte  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:23:27pm

The practice of giving any gabby opinionator credence simply because their face has become familiar has gone much too far.

10 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:23:42pm

re: #4 rwmofo

Yeah, I think Beck will eventually be remembered ONLY for the last thing he did or said - right before he's wrapped up in the straight jacket and gets tasered.

LOL!

11 Sharmuta  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:23:49pm

You could almost hear the Church Lady.

12 Gus  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:24:16pm

re: #8 Charles

But now I'm wondering who could possibly be on the other end of Obama's Blackberry. Could it be ... David Hasselhof?

Or maybe ... Satan?

My sources tell me that RS McCain thinks it may be Pamela Anderson however Dan Riehl is quite sure it's Harvey Fierstein.

//

13 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:25:25pm

Fuckin' Shit! How many Reichstag moments can this country have before it finally gives in to the fascist POTUS flavor of the week.

It seems like every administration tries, but fails miserably, at oppressing us. I guess we're all just too apathetic and blind to fall for these clandestine machinations.

/Tre-Literal Illuminaughty Build-Your-Burgers FTW!

14 Sharmuta  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:25:26pm

re: #12 Gus 802

My sources tell me that RS McCain thinks it may be Pamela Anderson however Dan Riehl is quite sure it's Harvey Fierstein.

//

pamela geller says it's Prince Abdullah.

15 TedStriker  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:25:34pm

re: #2 Sharmuta

I fear a Howard Beale moment.

I just hope he doesn't take his family with him when he does eventually snap...

16 TedStriker  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:26:47pm

re: #11 Sharmuta

You could almost hear the Church Lady.

Ahh, Dana Carvey as the Church Lady...back during a period where SNL wasn't crap.

17 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:27:51pm

I fear Glen Beck. I fear that his craziness is polluting our culture, and is going to get someone killed. Glen Beck inflames certain parts of the right with his nuttiness and I fear we will all pay the price.

18 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:28:17pm

And this idiot keeps getting the publicity. When is it going to stop?

19 Henchman Ghazi-808  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:29:13pm

The Ghost of Lenin.

I'll take my prize in small unmarked bills or cheap whisky.

20 The Shadow Do  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:29:19pm

re: #15 talon_262

I just hope he doesn't take his family with him when he does eventually snap...

If he takes anything with him, it will be a bottle of Old Grand Dad.

21 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:29:19pm

re: #14 Sharmuta

pamela geller says it's Prince Abdullah.

Well, if it is Netanyahu, I don't think Obama is picking it up.

22 Charles Johnson  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:29:42pm

I added the video. There's a lot more craziness than just that excerpt.

23 Nervous Norvous  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:30:09pm

From everything I read, Beck is an act. He doesn't really believe this crap, and is having a huge belly laugh at the reichtards that are so ready to swallow his paranoid spew like so many fluffers at the Adult Video News Awards.

I don't happen to think it's Beck that's going to snap, it's going to be one of his cognitively challenged audience members who aren't in on the joke.

24 Capitalist Tool  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:30:11pm

re: #18 Walter L. Newton

And this idiot keeps getting the publicity. When is it going to stop?

At the rate advertisers keep stepping away, might be sooner than you think.
Maybe not.
Sensation mongers are what they are and look for a buck doing what they do.

25 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:30:36pm

re: #8 Charles

LOL!
Which one would be worse???
//

26 Sharmuta  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:30:46pm

Orly Taitz says the people on the other end of the Blackberry are Obama's lawyers trying to keep his real nirth certifikut hidden!1!!1

27 jaunte  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:31:02pm

According to Beck, the nation must fall to its knees, because it's God's Constitution.

28 Gus  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:31:04pm

"You're either for it or against it."

Newsmax is garbage.

29 Nervous Norvous  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:31:25pm

re: #16 talon_262

Ahh, Dana Carvey as the Church Lady...back during a period where SNL wasn't crap.

That and Coffee Talk...I think instead of a Buttah Cow at the Iowa State Fair, they should have a Buttah Bahbra. Then her legs would not be like buttah, they would be...buttah.

30 Surabaya Stew  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:31:47pm

re: #8 Charles

But now I'm wondering who could possibly be on the other end of Obama's Blackberry. Could it be ... David Hasselhof?

Or maybe ... Satan?

Duh...Keith Olbermann of course; who else?
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31 Jack Burton  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:31:51pm

re: #13 Slumbering Behemoth

Fuckin' Shit! How many Reichstag moments can this country have before it finally gives in to the fascist POTUS flavor of the week.

It seems like every administration tries, but fails miserably, at oppressing us. I guess we're all just too apathetic and blind to fall for these clandestine machinations.

/Tre-Literal Illuminaughty Build-Your-Burgers FTW!

There has been so much crying wolf over non-existent oppression and bullshit Reichstag moments, coming from all sides of the political spectrum that if it ever does happen we won't listen to these people's warnings and it will be their fault. These idiots are hurting their own cause, assuming they actually care and are not just attention whores.

32 Nervous Norvous  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:32:34pm

re: #31 ArchangelMichael

There has been so much crying wolf over non-existent oppression and bullshit Reichstag moments, coming from all sides of the political spectrum that if it ever does happen we won't listen to these people's warnings and it will be their fault. These idiots are hurting their own cause, assuming they actually care and are not just attention whores.

Attention whores it is!

33 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:32:42pm

Beck is the geek show that keeps people flocking to Murdochs empire.

34 Gus  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:33:18pm

There they are criticizing the New York Times while pointing out that this idiot has three books in the New York Times Bestseller List. These people are on drugs.

35 SpaceJesus  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:33:28pm

loving how that cotton commercial plays without me pressing play

36 Sharmuta  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:33:44pm

Beck says: People are looking for someone who will speak the truth, as they understand it.

That's quite the qualifier.

37 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:33:44pm

re: #31 ArchangelMichael

But, IMHO they are just attention whores.
It's the "new media" and everyone gets their
15 seconds of fame.
Yes, due to budget reductions, your 15 minutes of fame have been reduced to 15 seconds.

38 TedStriker  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:34:18pm

re: #8 Charles

But now I'm wondering who could possibly be on the other end of Obama's Blackberry. Could it be ... David Hasselhof?

Or maybe ... Satan?

Did someone say...Satan?

;-P

39 Egregious Philbin  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:34:59pm

After enduring a terrible commercial for cotton with evil country music, I get Newsmax TV? Dear God, I could have lived a happy life not knowing that NewsMax had TV. And then the Stalin like guy climbing all over Beck with praise?

I lasted about 2 minutes, I have to go to bed and wash this crap from my head. Beck is pulling off the biggest piece of performance art on America, but people are lapping it up like he actually believes the dogsqueeze that he is dropping.

Dumb all over...and a little ugly on the side.

40 Nervous Norvous  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:35:05pm

re: #36 Sharmuta

Beck says: People are looking for someone who will speak the truth, as they understand it.

That's quite the qualifier.

The Truth being whatever they want to hear, which is Fox News' reason d'etre anyway..

41 Dante41  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:35:06pm

re: #8 Charles

But now I'm wondering who could possibly be on the other end of Obama's Blackberry. Could it be ... David Hasselhof?

Or maybe ... Satan?

You can try to hide it as long as possible, Charles, but it won't work. We know it is YOU on the other end, receiving your top-secret librul orders on how to destroy the right wing from the inside! We are through the looking glass, people!
///

42 Sharmuta  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:35:28pm

If that's Beck's office, where is his commie propaganda piece of art?

43 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:36:14pm
This insane person is the hero of the right wing.


They voted?
There have been a number of prominent conservatives who have publicly disagreed with Beck and his schtick, and I suspect their numbers are greater than those who would publicly agree with him.
Ratings do not tell the entire story, either. Slowing down to watch a train wreck doesn't mean you're happy it occurred.

44 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:36:29pm

The crazy in this vid is very strong. It's hard to listen to.

45 The Shadow Do  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:36:56pm

re: #23 PT Barnum

From everything I read, Beck is an act. He doesn't really believe this crap, and is having a huge belly laugh at the reichtards that are so ready to swallow his paranoid spew like so many fluffers at the Adult Video News Awards.

I don't happen to think it's Beck that's going to snap, it's going to be one of his cognitively challenged audience members who aren't in on the joke.

I'm afraid the joke is on you if you do not know that he is quite sincere in his idiocy. This goofy shit is what keeps him sober ironicallyenough.

This is what alcoholics do to dodge their own tawdry reality. Beck is not nuts, it is the rest of the world.

46 Gus  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:37:34pm

Just in case you missed it.

Axelrod and Ailes Meet, but Details Are Few
By Brian Stelter

Roger Ailes, the chairman of Fox News, met with the White House adviser David Axelrod last month.

And it is a testament to Fox’s influence that that the meeting is newsworthy at all. Politico broke the news Tuesday afternoon, prompting speculation about the nature of the conversation.

A Fox press representative confirmed that the two men met over a cup of coffee last month during Mr. Obama’s visit to the United Nations. The representative called it a “cordial conversation.” Details of the conversation have not dribbled out yet.

“I’ve known Roger for a long time,” Mr. Axelrod told Time magazine in an e-mail message. “We chatted from time to time during the campaign. I was going to be in N.Y., so we got together for a cup of coffee.”

...

47 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:38:13pm

re: #44 Dark_Falcon
It's like listening to Keith Olbermann interview Michael Moore, only upside down.

48 Nervous Norvous  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:38:34pm

re: #45 The Shadow Do

I'm afraid the joke is on you if you do not know that he is quite sincere in his idiocy. This goofy shit is what keeps him sober ironicallyenough.

This is what alcoholics do to dodge their own tawdry reality. Beck is not nuts, it is the rest of the world.

I wish you hadn't said that..now I have to go crawl back into my fallout shelter and await the Wingularity.

49 Egregious Philbin  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:38:37pm

re: #23 PT Barnum

From everything I read, Beck is an act. He doesn't really believe this crap, and is having a huge belly laugh at the reichtards that are so ready to swallow his paranoid spew like so many fluffers at the Adult Video News Awards.

I don't happen to think it's Beck that's going to snap, it's going to be one of his cognitively challenged audience members who aren't in on the joke.

That is essentially what Phil Hendrie said last nite... You are both right.

50 Irenicum  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:38:37pm

I think the right has finally out-lefted the left! I hereby declare by order of the Knights of Obsteperous Stupendisnous that Glenn Beck is heretofore to be known as: Beck and Becker. It is done!

51 rwmofo  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:38:55pm

OK, I lasted about four minutes, then decided to let Homer sum up Glenn's observations.

52 Sharmuta  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:39:02pm

Charles- that newsmax video plays automatically.

53 Capitalist Tool  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:39:08pm

re: #46 Gus 802

Just in case you missed it.

Axelrod and Ailes Meet, but Details Are Few
By Brian Stelter

Mr. Ailes, you really must lay off the Blackberry.

54 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:39:29pm

re: #47 tradewind

It's like listening to Keith Olbermann interview Michael Moore, only upside down.

Agreed. I just got to the God's Constitution remarks. Had to stop it for a moment, the distortions were so bad.

55 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:40:08pm

re: #46 Gus 802

Why didn't Axelrod just leave a horse's head in Ailes' bed?
So much more dignified than whining or begging him to quit being such a meanie.

56 KernelPanic  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:40:17pm

Ack!

auto-play of embedded media is bad and probably just woke up my hotel room neighbor. Is it just me or does this video start playing ASAP after the page is loaded?

57 Gus  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:40:56pm

re: #55 tradewind

Why didn't Axelrod just leave a horse's head in Ailes' bed?
So much more dignified than whining or begging him to quit being such a meanie.

Hey, I think it's weird enough that they actually had a meeting.

58 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:40:58pm

re: #56 KernelPanic

It's not just you.

59 Racer X  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:41:35pm

Glenn ambushed on 'The View'

Youtube Video


LOL!

60 swamprat  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:41:48pm

Is it just me, or is the Media becoming more irrelevant? I mean, these last 2 threads... Why do we even care?


These guys are rapidly approaching World Net Daily status.
I'm waiting for this to go into tabloid form with screaming headlines at the checkout counter.

61 The Shadow Do  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:43:01pm

re: #48 PT Barnum

...the Wingularity


heh

62 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:43:37pm

re: #60 swamprat

Is it just me, or is the Media becoming more irrelevant? I mean, these last 2 threads... Why do we even care?

These guys are rapidly approaching World Net Daily status.
I'm waiting for this to go into tabloid form with screaming headlines at the checkout counter.

Now I see a Harry-Potter-ish tabloid actually screaming at the people walking by.
(And I've only had one normal size drink tonight)

63 swamprat  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:45:05pm

re: #62 Kosh's Shadow

Brown acid flashback?

64 Boyo  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:46:58pm

re: #60 swamprat

Is it just me, or is the Media becoming more irrelevant? I mean, these last 2 threads... Why do we even care?

These guys are rapidly approaching World Net Daily status.
I'm waiting for this to go into tabloid form with screaming headlines at the checkout counter.

theyll be irrelevant when they are shown for the liars they are and have a zero folllowing,are off tv and off the internet in a dark corner somewhere..as of now,they have national shows with millions of viewers/ listeners/ readers...keep shining a light on them charles, the more light the more we can see their true faces...

65 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:47:06pm

Hey Night Lizards!

What's up?

66 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:47:10pm

What I don't get... (lots of things, really)

Half of the time Beck's defenders say "He's just an entertainer, you can't hold him to any 'journalistic standards'", and the other half of the time they say "He's reporting the news that other journalists refuse to report".

That, and "His ratings are AWE-SOME!!1!"

His ratings are high when compared to other FNC programs. Compared to other programs on other networks? Beck's ratings are in the crapper, comparatively speaking.

67 Irenicum  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:47:15pm

It's interesting that Beck called his book Common Sense, after Thomas Paine. Does he even know that Paine was an avowed opponent of organized religion? Why am I even asking this? Beck clearly hasn't thought anything through except his own ratings.

68 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:47:20pm

re: #63 swamprat

Brown acid flashback?

Never did that stuff. I haven't even had pot in many, many years.

69 Dante41  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:47:27pm

re: #65 ggt

Hey Night Lizards!

What's up?

Our pageviews?

70 TheMatrix31  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:47:46pm

re: #52 Sharmuta

Charles- that newsmax video plays automatically.

Yeah, it scared the fuck out of me.

71 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:48:16pm

re: #65 ggt

Hey Night Lizards!

What's up?

We ain't.
Got some more loco weed?
/Firesign Theatre.

72 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:48:49pm

re: #71 Kosh's Shadow

We ain't.
Got some more loco weed?
/Firesign Theatre.

no loco weed --just regular ole' tobacco.

Coffee too!

73 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:49:24pm

re: #72 ggt

no loco weed --just regular ole' tobacco.

Coffee too!

and a guest dog who is very disoriented, but feels better when his ears are scratched.

74 Bagua  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:50:10pm

Ok, fine, time for full disclosure, Mea culpa...

.

so I've been keeping in touch with Obama via Blackberry, proves nothink!

75 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:50:23pm

re: #56 KernelPanic

Dammit, make The Touch, The Feel, The Fabric of that years old commercial please stop...it's every time you reload!
///

76 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:50:43pm

Why does he have a blackberry instead of an iPhone?

hmmm . . .

77 Cato the Elder  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:51:01pm

Typical Newsmax. The fucking video starts before I hit "play". Can you rectify that, Charles? Damn thing starts every time I refresh the page.

78 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:51:07pm

re: #66 Slumbering Behemoth

What I don't get... (lots of things, really)

Half of the time Beck's defenders say "He's just an entertainer, you can't hold him to any 'journalistic standards'", and the other half of the time they say "He's reporting the news that other journalists refuse to report".

That, and "His ratings are AWE-SOME!!1!"

His ratings are high when compared to other FNC programs. Compared to other programs on other networks? Beck's ratings are in the crapper, comparatively speaking.

By the standards of cable news, Glen Beck's rating are high. No one outside of FoxNews save Larry King in even close to him. Not defending Beck, but for his genre he does quite well. A fact that cause me no small amount of irritation.

79 Charles Johnson  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:51:48pm

I changed the post to use an image linked to the video instead.

I hate Brightcove. Their video serving stinks. There's no way to stop it from autoplaying.

80 wee fury  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:52:05pm

Glenn Beck sounds as though he is on a dry drunk.

81 Dante41  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:52:44pm

re: #76 ggt

Why does he have a blackberry instead of an iPhone?

hmmm . . .

Isn't it obvious?

He hates the capitalist symbol that is AT&T.

82 BARACK THE VOTE  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:53:59pm

re: #74 Bagua

Ok, fine, time for full disclosure, Mea culpa...

.

so I've been keeping in touch with Obama via Blackberry, proves nothink!

Me too. Also the BatPhone.

83 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:54:04pm

So, who is on the receiving end of Glen Beck's Crackberry?
Poor, sods.

84 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:54:06pm

re: #17 Dark_Falcon

Courage, grasshopper.

85 Gus  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:54:21pm

Glenn Beck makes "Michael Scott" from The Office seem sane.

86 Hector1980  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:55:11pm

I don't know if this has been commented before, but Glenn Beck sued the guy who made a.. less than flattering website about. The legal document in response is hilarious:

[Link: gb1990.net...]

"We find it ironic that Glenn Beck, realizing that the U.S. Constitution would stand in the way of trying to shut us down via the U.S. court system, decided to bring action against us before an international domain name arbitration panel. We're not saying he's not patriotic, but why would a patriotic American seek relief outside the U.S.? See the letter with our proposed stipulation that will ensure that no matter which panelist is assigned to this case, the First Amendment will illuminate these proceedings like rays of light from the Torch of Liberty."

87 Surabaya Stew  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:55:46pm

re: #79 Charles

I changed the post to use an image linked to the video instead.

I hate Brightcove. Their video serving stinks. There's no way to stop it from autoplaying.

Yes, please don't use them again; thought I heard a ghost over my music when it was just Beck and his guest spewing nonsense! No need to scare the lizards...

88 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:56:06pm

Just started watching the vid. What a slimy, pandering POS. If he ever loses his current gig, he has a great future in televangelism.

89 Cato the Elder  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:56:23pm

For those who know me and have read about Haku the Jindo, my medical service dog, and who might want to rescue a Jindo for your very own, please click here.

Rusty is four years old and stops traffic. He is about to be euthanized by Sarah Palin. ;^)

Don't let this happen!

90 Gus  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:57:14pm

Something to cleanse the brain after listening to Beck.

AC/DC - If You Want Blood

Youtube Video
91 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:58:19pm

re: #81 Dante41

Isn't it obvious?

He hates the capitalist symbol that is AT&T.

ah!

92 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 9:59:28pm

re: #90 Gus 802

Something to cleanse fry the brain after listening to Beck

FTFY.

93 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:00:07pm

re: #89 Cato the Elder

For those who know me and have read about Haku the Jindo, my medical service dog, and who might want to rescue a Jindo for your very own, please click here.

Rusty is four years old and stops traffic. He is about to be euthanized by Sarah Palin. ;^)

Don't let this happen!

how is a dog in Brooklyn going to be euthanized by Sarah Palin.

(or should I NOT ask?)

94 Gus  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:01:09pm

re: #92 tradewind

FTFY.

That might work. Beck is an incubus nightmare.

95 freetoken  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:01:49pm

re: #74 Bagua

Ok, fine, time for full disclosure, Mea culpa...

.

so I've been keeping in touch with Obama via Blackberry, proves nothink!

So, let's see if I get this right...

If Obama is the Anti-Christ (as has been claimed), and the A.C. directs the False Prophet (and thus must communicate to him/it)... then that makes you the F.P.?

96 Gus  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:03:42pm

re: #95 freetoken

So, let's see if I get this right...

If Obama is the Anti-Christ (as has been claimed), and the A.C. directs the False Prophet (and thus must communicate to him/it)... then that makes you the F.P.?

I never could figure out hick prophecy.

97 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:03:51pm

re: #89 Cato the Elder

Cato, is there a way for this dog to be transported across the states?
Also, why is this dog available?
My nic is blue, if you want to discuss it!
I might have some ideas for the pup!
IF he's really good with people!

98 Dante41  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:04:22pm

re: #95 freetoken

So, let's see if I get this right...

If Obama is the Anti-Christ (as has been claimed), and the A.C. directs the False Prophet (and thus must communicate to him/it)... then that makes you the F.P.?

We are going to have to keep the identity of the FP VIP on the QT, because of GB finds out, the FP will go MIA, and then we'll all get put on KP.

99 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:05:48pm

re: #80 wee fury

Glenn Beck sounds as though he is on a dry drunk.

I dunno about "dry", there's a big, shiny red button right on his face. May not mean anything, just sayin'.

100 Cato the Elder  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:06:02pm

re: #93 ggt

how is a dog in Brooklyn going to be euthanized by Sarah Palin.

(or should I NOT ask?)

Umm...joke? Lame joke?

I'm trying to save a dog here. No BS, just a lame joke.

Please, lizards, from my personal experience, there is no better dog than a Jindo. If you want a friend for life, click the link. If you can't pay for the adoption fees, my nick is blue. I'll cover every dollar.

101 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:06:05pm

re: #89 Cato the Elder
I'm shocked that there are Jindos who need rescuing...it's a relatively rare breed, isn't it?
(Not a joke... I'm a founding board member of a large 501 3c rescue group for another breed).
/stretchiest reach for a SP dig ever, btw../

102 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:07:33pm

re: #8 Charles

But now I'm wondering who could possibly be on the other end of Obama's Blackberry. Could it be ... David Hasselhof?

Or maybe ... Satan?

Mebst! It is now time to reveal the sad case of failed agent Beck:

In June of 2006, a group of junior Zionist Occupation agents took a saucer from the Yeshiva and decided to find a washed out hollywood wannabe. They realized that such an individual would do essentially anything to make it big.

They found Beck, weeping outside of a comedy bar.

After bringing him to the saucer with a promise of a bag of cheetos, (yes really, that was all it took) Beck responded abnormally to the probe procedure.

It is well known that one in five humans kind of likes the probe. However, alas, Beck decided he craved the probe.

Unfortunately, he got loose from his cell and probed himself when no one was watching. In the course of thinking that probing his ear would be "groovy and spacey" he managed to implant a small radio transceiver in hi auditory nerve. The transceiver is wetware and programmed to play Mexican radio, Rush Limbaugh and the Bircher feed.

Alas, he thinks these are his own thoughts.

We could repair him. However, we have discovered that he fits into our greater agenda of discrediting the right so that Agent Obama can take over your most powerful nation with his secret army of mutant Stalinist cub scouts.

103 TedStriker  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:08:20pm

re: #98 Dante41

We are going to have to keep the identity of the FP VIP on the QT, because of GB finds out, the FP will go MIA, and then we'll all get put on KP.

Ahh, a Good Morning Vietnam para-quote! In the last thread, I said this of George Will:

I look at Will (and others on the right that are ate up with the ODS) and the first thing I think about is what Robin Williams tells J.T. Walsh in Good Morning Vietnam:

"You know, you're in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history."

They're getting too wound up over the wrong things.

104 Dante41  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:09:38pm

re: #103 talon_262


When I saw all the abbreviations, I knew I had to make the reference.

105 Gus  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:10:04pm

Miss California Press Conference

Youtube Video
106 SummerSong  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:10:45pm

"Paranoia strikes deep"

For what it's worth.

107 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:10:56pm

Cato, I'm sorry.

I have my own specialty breed that I support. It is unusual that a rare breed doesn't have a breed group to take rescue's in. My breed group rescues any that come to their knowledge.

Last Fall, I drove 2 hours to get one and kept him for 6 weeks (spending about $3K of the groups money) nursing him back to health. He moved on and now has a good home.

If I could, I'd take him.

108 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:11:20pm

re: #100 Cato the Elder

I have an idea of a home for the dog. It's an Alzheimers specific care facility, the place of theirs that my UNcle was in, had 4 rescue racing greyhounds. BIG dogs, and very sweet. The residents loved them. Please
send me the info. This is a dog that needs a home.

109 Dante41  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:11:31pm

re: #106 SummerSong

"Paranoia strikes deep"

For what it's worth.

There's something happening here. What it is ain't exactly clear.

110 Cato the Elder  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:11:42pm

re: #97 Floral Giraffe

Cato, is there a way for this dog to be transported across the states?
Also, why is this dog available?
My nic is blue, if you want to discuss it!
I might have some ideas for the pup!
IF he's really good with people!

Mine is blue too.

A lot of dogs are being given up in NYC right now because public housing rules recently went into effect making dogs over 40 pounds (or something like that) illegal. Give up the dog or lose your apartment.

It is part of the Nanny State's reaction to pit bulls, Rottweilers and Dobermans. Don't punish the people who train dogs to be aggressive, punish the dogs. Typical Statist crap.

I know pit bulls I would trust over my ex-BIL to take care of my niece.

And Rusty is a Jindo, and they're not on the list except if they're overweight.

Please pass on the link or email me if you know someone who wants a good dog.

111 Cato the Elder  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:12:20pm

re: #108 Floral Giraffe

I have an idea of a home for the dog. It's an Alzheimers specific care facility, the place of theirs that my UNcle was in, had 4 rescue racing greyhounds. BIG dogs, and very sweet. The residents loved them. Please
send me the info. This is a dog that needs a home.

Click the link. I am only passing this on.

112 Sharmuta  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:12:29pm

Beck's so paranoid, I wonder how he can sleep at night. Does he check for commies under the bed before he turns out the light?

113 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:13:43pm

re: #102 LudwigVanQuixote

Mebst! It is now time to reveal the sad case of failed agent Beck:

In June of 2006, a group of junior Zionist Occupation agents took a saucer from the Yeshiva and decided to find a washed out hollywood wannabe. They realized that such an individual would do essentially anything to make it big.

They found Beck, weeping outside of a comedy bar.

After bringing him to the saucer with a promise of a bag of cheetos, (yes really, that was all it took) Beck responded abnormally to the probe procedure.

It is well known that one in five humans kind of likes the probe. However, alas, Beck decided he craved the probe.

Unfortunately, he got loose from his cell and probed himself when no one was watching. In the course of thinking that probing his ear would be "groovy and spacey" he managed to implant a small radio transceiver in hi auditory nerve. The transceiver is wetware and programmed to play Mexican radio, Rush Limbaugh and the Bircher feed.

Alas, he thinks these are his own thoughts.

We could repair him. However, we have discovered that he fits into our greater agenda of discrediting the right so that Agent Obama can take over your most powerful nation with his secret army of mutant Stalinist cub scouts.

LMAO!

114 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:13:46pm

re: #105 Gus 802

Miss California Press Conference


[Video]

Yeah I never got this. You would think that religious girls would be adverse to parading around in swimsuits to be ogled.

I didn't get it with Palin. I don't get it here.

I certainly don't get it with the religious right seeing no problem with it. You would never for instance see a religious Jewish or Muslim girl in a beauty pageant.

115 Irenicum  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:13:54pm

Charles, you'll really appreciate this one. BTW, it comes from a friend of mine who is Christian, but who believes wholeheartedly in evolutionary biology.

116 Cato the Elder  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:14:25pm

Eighteen minutes of Beck? I'd rather eat hella pounds of raw E. coli ground round.

117 TedStriker  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:14:25pm

re: #112 Sharmuta

Beck's so paranoid, I wonder how he can sleep at night. Does he check for commies under the bed before he turns out the light?

I'm sure his huge stash of gold lets him sleep very well, thank you very much...

///

118 Egregious Philbin  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:14:35pm

Freepers react...warning, its a whole lot of creepy manlove.

Your text to link...

Xenu wept...

119 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:15:14pm

re: #111 Cato the Elder

mail me please. I too am blue.

120 Dante41  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:15:41pm

re: #117 talon_262

I'm sure his huge stash of gold lets him sleep very well, thank you very much...

///

THE FOOL! Doesn't he know that attracts Ron Paul?

121 Irenicum  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:15:53pm

re: #100 Cato the Elder

If I could I would. You da man!

122 Gus  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:15:53pm

re: #114 LudwigVanQuixote

Yeah I never got this. You would think that religious girls would be adverse to parading around in swimsuits to be ogled.

I didn't get it with Palin. I don't get it here.

I certainly don't get it with the religious right seeing no problem with it. You would never for instance see a religious Jewish or Muslim girl in a beauty pageant.

You got it. Carrie Prejan, the other far-right wing "intellectual." She's the idol in their eyes these days.

123 Dante41  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:16:45pm

re: #114 LudwigVanQuixote

You would never for instance see a religious Jewish or Muslim girl in a beauty pageant.

But you really, really wish you would.

124 SummerSong  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:17:26pm

re: #109 Dante41

There's something happening here. What it is ain't exactly clear.

It starts when you're always afraid.

125 Racer X  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:18:11pm

re: #105 Gus 802

Miss California Press Conference


[Video]

LMAO!

Too funny.

126 Irenicum  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:18:18pm

re: #102 LudwigVanQuixote

And yes I faved it because it just needed to be faved!

127 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:19:00pm

re: #123 Dante41

But you really, really wish you would.

No baby that's why we made Hollywood!

128 Waveriderca  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:19:06pm

Hopefully Dave Chapelle is on the other end of Obama's blackberry. We desperately need a clip of him doing Beck like he did Howard Dean.

129 Cato the Elder  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:19:16pm

re: #119 LudwigVanQuixote

mail me please. I too am blue.

Tried. Gmail funky. Try me.

130 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:21:08pm

re: #27 jaunte

According to Beck, the nation must fall to its knees, because it's God's Constitution.

What?

131 Racer X  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:21:15pm

re: #125 Racer X

LMAO!

Too funny.

"Never forget to tell them 'no offense' , because that makes it all OK."

LOL!
I'm dying here!

132 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:21:16pm

re: #122 Gus 802

you mail me too buddy!

133 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:21:25pm

re: #122 Gus 802

You got it. Carrie Prejan, the other far-right wing "intellectual." She's the idol in their eyes these days.

She should have been thankful Donald Trump supported her (which he was right to do) and then held to her Miss California obligations. Instead she did what the trolls here tend to do: She went off on tangents and spouting annoying lines until the adult supervision showed her the door. She was right to not fudge on Gay Marriage, and the left was wrong to attack her for it, but she's not done anything since to continue meriting support..

134 Dante41  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:21:28pm

re: #124 SummerSong

It starts when you're always afraid.

Theres a man with a gun over there, tellin' me I've got to beware.

135 Randall Gross  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:21:55pm

Who's on the other end of Glen's phone? The ghost of Cleon Skousen?

136 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:22:03pm

For those keeping score on overseas operations:

Pre-January 2009: This is necessary.

Post-January 2009: Quagmire, pull out.

If you hold this opinion (*cough* Beck *cough*), every word you utter henceforth is like a turd dropping into my drink. You've sold out and lost any chance of receiving a fair hearing from me.

The same goes for those who hold the reverse opinion.

Shit, even Cindy Sheehan, a person I hold in very low regard, can manage the conviction to remain consistent in her views.

137 Gus  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:22:35pm

re: #132 LudwigVanQuixote

you mail me too buddy!

What fir?

138 shiplord kirel  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:22:57pm

"A Reichstag moment! Another 9/11! Power seized! Voices silenced!"

Sounds just like a batshit crazy leftist, circa 2002.

139 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:24:45pm

Good night, all.
Stay scaly!

140 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:25:31pm

re: #138 shiplord kirel

"A Reichstag moment! Another 9/11! Power seized! Voices silenced!"

Sounds just like a batshit crazy leftist, circa 2002.

Its a moronic convergance. Obama does not seek total power. He does want to move this country sharply to the left, but he does not seek a police state.

141 shiplord kirel  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:25:55pm

Glenn is just upset that Obama gets to use all those secret laws, special protocols, and classified detention facilities Hallibushitler created but didn't get around to implementing.

142 Dante41  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:26:14pm

re: #140 Dark_Falcon

Its a moronic convergance. Obama does not seek total power. He does want to move this country sharply to the left, but he does not seek a police state.

The problem lies with people who think that one equals the other.

143 Randall Gross  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:26:19pm

Time for sleeps

buckethead

Youtube Video
144 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:26:33pm

re: #116 Cato the Elder
/At least you've got your priorities straight./.

145 Surabaya Stew  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:26:56pm

re: #114 LudwigVanQuixote

Yeah I never got this. You would think that religious girls would be adverse to parading around in swimsuits to be ogled.

I didn't get it with Palin. I don't get it here.

I certainly don't get it with the religious right seeing no problem with it. You would never for instance see a religious Jewish or Muslim girl in a beauty pageant.

You've never seen an Indonesian beauty pageant, I presume?

146 bratwurst  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:27:41pm

Wow, he is even more insane than usual here. Got to love those high "NewsMaxTV" production values too. Notice how the on-screen graphic misspells Beck's name with one n.

147 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:28:47pm

re: #136 Slumbering Behemoth

The problem with remaining consistent to a belief is that you must first have one.

148 Gus  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:28:57pm

Sure enough. Chickenpundit at Hot Air is selling Glenn Beck.

149 Cato the Elder  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:30:06pm

re: #146 bratwurst

Wow, he is even more insane than usual here. Got to love those high "NewsMaxTV" production values too. Notice how the on-screen graphic misspells Beck's name with one n.

Yeah, and the announcer just killz me. Zomboid leftover from a Humphrey Bogart movie "weak guy" casting call. LOL

150 SummerSong  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:30:47pm

re: #134 Dante41

Theres a man with a gun over there, tellin' me I've got to beware.

There's battle lines being drawn. Nobody's right, if everybody's wrong.

151 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:32:00pm

re: #145 Surabaya Stew

You've never seen an Indonesian beauty pageant, I presume?

If you got photos, we'd love to see 'em.

152 Dante41  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:33:08pm

re: #150 SummerSong

There's battle lines being drawn. Nobody's right, if everybody's wrong.

Step outta line, the man come, and take you away.

153 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:33:14pm

weet dreams all!

154 Dante41  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:33:25pm

re: #151 Dark_Falcon

If you got photos, we'd love to see 'em.

And yes, yes we would.

155 Surabaya Stew  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:36:59pm

re: #151 Dark_Falcon

re: #154 Dante41

Heh, you got me; now I shall have to provide...

Question: would you like to see photos of regular Indonesian beauty pageants, photos of Islamic Indonesian beauty pageants, or photos or Indonesian beauty Talent shows with several religious participants?

156 SummerSong  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:37:09pm

re: #152 Dante41

Step outta line, the man come, and take you away.

Hooray for our side...

157 Cato the Elder  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:37:36pm

My nick went black. It's blue again. If anyone wants help by adopting Rusty the Jindo, I will pay all expenses. If you just want to adopt, and need no financial help, click this link. Think of it, your very own Jindo. The same breed that saves my life every single day. Korean people will stop you in the street and ask how you got so lucky to have the Korean national dog for a pet. And I will pay to get him to you.*

*Certain restrictions apply. Must be over 18 and a proven dog owner or responsible person. Nothing in this offer implies a guarantee. Rusty may already have been adopted or put down. Lizards only, please.

158 Jack Burton  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:37:56pm

re: #156 SummerSong

Hooray for our side...

Kevin Flynn?

159 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:37:58pm

re: #155 Surabaya Stew

re: #154 Dante41

Heh, you got me; now I shall have to provide...

Question: would you like to see photos of regular Indonesian beauty pageants, photos of Islamic Indonesian beauty pageants, or photos or Indonesian beauty Talent shows with several religious participants?

Regular pageants please.

160 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:38:43pm

re: #145 Surabaya Stew

You've never seen an Indonesian beauty pageant, I presume?

I have not, but now that you mention it, I kind of want to.

161 Dante41  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:39:56pm

re: #156 SummerSong

Hooray for our side...

Well, I'm out of lines.

It is pretty spooky how that song never ages, isn't it?

162 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:41:09pm

re: #147 tradewind

The problem with remaining consistent to a belief is that you must first have one.

Absolutely right. Sheehan has one, the flippers on either side of the aisle do not.

I don't like Cindy. I feel for her loss, but I don't like how she chose to deal with it, and I don't agree with her stance. But she has remained consistent in that stance, and I can at least respect that.

I have no respect for those who changed their opinion on the matter when the party occupying The White House changed.

Were it not for politics, these partisan hacks would be singing the Holy Praises of Pepsi one day, then Demonizing it's Sugary Satanism the next, just based on who the CEO was running the company at the time.

163 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:42:34pm

re: #155 Surabaya Stew

Door number one, please.

164 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:43:15pm

re: #157 Cato the Elder

Korean people will stop you in the street and ask how you got so lucky to have the Korean national dog for a pet


If they stop you with your dog in the street, run.
National dish is more like it.

165 SummerSong  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:43:51pm

re: #161 Dante41

Well, I'm out of lines.

It is pretty spooky how that song never ages, isn't it?

It's time we stop? ;)

166 Surabaya Stew  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:44:37pm

re: #159 Dark_Falcon

Regular pageants please.

Ok, then I shall refrain from posting any pictures of Indonesian transgendered beauty pageants.

167 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:46:05pm

re: #166 Surabaya Stew

Ok, then I shall refrain from posting any pictures of Indonesian transgendered beauty pageants.

I am not clicking that link!

168 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:46:48pm

re: #165 SummerSong
... everybody knows what's going down...
(The president's approval ratings)
And what's not...
(the unemployment rate).

169 Cato the Elder  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:46:59pm

re: #162 Slumbering Behemoth

And you're right about that.

My Moonbat Family (MMF™) have stopped talking about wars since Bush left. Well, Bush started them, so it's his fault, right? Nothing sticks to Obama.

Even more nuanced than that. Obama identified the "right" war, and so...no more big tohuwabohus about dead soldiers. The NYT keeps printing their names, but nobody's listening.

Gawd I had the left/right dichotomy. It's allabout my guy.

170 Bagua  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:47:15pm

re: #112 Sharmuta

Beck's so paranoid, I wonder how he can sleep at night. Does he check for commies under the bed before he turns out the light?

Doesn't everybody?

171 Jack Burton  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:47:15pm

re: #166 Surabaya Stew

Ok, then I shall refrain from posting any pictures of Indonesian transgendered beauty pageants.

Please do. I believe that would be a violation of security protocol 49.09 governing the treatment of prisoners on board a starship.

172 Cato the Elder  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:47:43pm

re: #164 tradewind

Piss off.

173 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:48:35pm

re: #166 Surabaya Stew

Nice job, boner killer. I'm gonna pee in your fridge when you ain't looking.

/KIDDING!

174 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:49:00pm

re: #168 tradewind

... everybody knows what's going down...
(The president's approval ratings)
And what's not...
(the unemployment rate).

Loves it!

175 Dante41  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:49:03pm

re: #165 SummerSong

It's time we stop? ;)

Listen! What's that sound?

176 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:50:44pm

re: #172 Cato the Elder
I don't think it's funny either.

177 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:52:59pm

re: #175 Dante41

/What a field day for the elite/

178 Cato the Elder  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:54:18pm

re: #169 Cato the Elder

PIMF: "...Gawd I hate..."

Had it, too. Wasn't that nourishing.

180 Dante41  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:56:24pm

re: #177 tradewind

/What a field day for the elite/

As I said, that song never fucking ages. It was relevant when it was written, still relevant now, will be relevant for hundreds of years.

181 SummerSong  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:57:27pm

re: #175 Dante41

Listen! What's that sound?

Everybody knows, what's going down.

182 freetoken  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 10:59:51pm

Just gotta say... my internet connection has been horrible of late... getting >50% packet losses, even to to the ISP! Makes browsing difficult.

183 Bagua  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:00:11pm

re: #176 tradewind

I don't think it's funny either.

Dog is a delicacy in China.

Bosintang soup

184 Bagua  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:01:12pm

re: #182 freetoken

DSL or Cable?

185 SummerSong  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:04:04pm

re: #168 tradewind

... everybody knows what's going down...
(The president's approval ratings)
And what's not...
(the unemployment rate).

I know what way the wind blows...

186 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:05:37pm

Boy am I grateful that the hyperventilating, phony-religious fundies of the '80s did not have this technology back in the day.

The would have claimed such a thing would lead teens like me (then) to sodomize fiberglass boats and commit suicide by chocolate.

187 Surabaya Stew  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:06:51pm

re: #173 Slumbering Behemoth

Nice job, boner killer. I'm gonna pee in your fridge when you ain't looking.

/KIDDING!

It could be even more interesting...

188 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:07:17pm

re: #185 SummerSong
...and I'll bet it didn't even take a Weatherman...

189 Dante41  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:08:08pm

re: #186 Slumbering Behemoth

Boy am I grateful that the hyperventilating, phony-religious fundies of the '80s did not have this technology back in the day.

The would have claimed such a thing would lead teens like me (then) to sodomize fiberglass boats and commit suicide by chocolate.

Two things. First, I got about 10 seconds into that before closing it due to a repressed memory.
Second: "Suicide by Chocolate Boat" is an awesome band name.

190 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:08:19pm

re: #183 Bagua
Just another reason I won't buy what I don't have to from there.

191 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:10:57pm

re: #180 Dante41
Some are like that. Signs comes to mind, and Sweet Cherry Wine.

192 Surabaya Stew  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:12:29pm

re: #159 Dark_Falcon

re: #160 SanFranciscoZionist

Here are the 2007 and the 2008 winners of the Miss Indonesia World pageant. Am trying to find a general beauty site with good pics of Indonesian pageants...

193 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:12:33pm

I just finished an excellent article by John Bolton on Iran's nuclear weapons program. If you can, buy the current issue of National Review and give it a read.

194 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:13:13pm

re: #192 Surabaya Stew

re: #160 SanFranciscoZionist

Here are the 2007 and the 2008 winners of the Miss Indonesia World pageant. Am trying to find a general beauty site with good pics of Indonesian pageants...

Very nice, thank you.

195 Dante41  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:13:56pm

re: #191 tradewind

Some are like that. Signs comes to mind, and Sweet Cherry Wine.

I think "For What It's Worth" is in a category all on its own, though. You can take someone who from any era who hasn't heard it before, and they'll think it was written about something different that happened in their time.

196 Bagua  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:14:35pm

re: #190 tradewind

Just another reason I won't buy what I don't have to from there.

They have been eating dog (gou rou) for at least 2,500 years. Never pets, they are raised as livestock.

197 Interested and concerned CDN  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:15:54pm

Can we all agree it would be bad if Beck's right?

198 Bagua  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:16:54pm

re: #193 Dark_Falcon

I just finished an excellent article by John Bolton on Iran's nuclear weapons program. If you can, buy the current issue of National Review and give it a read.

Yes, worrying that. If POTUS doesn't act Israel will force their hand.

199 SummerSong  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:17:02pm

re: #188 tradewind

...and I'll bet it didn't even take a Weatherman...

The phone's tapped anyway...

200 Bagua  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:17:22pm

re: #197 Interested and concerned CDN

Can we all agree it would be bad if Beck's right?

As in right wing?

201 mikhailtheplumber  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:19:06pm

Beck has stopped being funny to me. He's become dangerous.
Of course, thinking like that makes me a little like Beck. Methinks I'm gonna go wash my brain with a flamethrower, and be right back.

202 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:19:23pm

re: #200 Bagua

As in right wing?

As in "America must fall to her knees."

203 Dante41  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:20:16pm

re: #202 Spare O'Lake

As in "America must fall to her knees."

Let us hope that the next step is not "And undo his belt."

204 Bagua  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:20:23pm

re: #202 Spare O'Lake

As in "America must fall to her knees."

Good grief! Did someone shout "send in the clowns?"

205 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:20:51pm

re: #197 Interested and concerned CDN

Can we all agree it would be bad if Beck's right?

I find that unlikely. Glen Beck is quite delusional. The odds of him being right on a complex issue are very low. You're more likely to be struck by lightning than find out he's right.

206 freetoken  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:22:08pm

re: #184 Bagua

DSL or Cable?

Cable. There are no packet losses when pinging the other users dangling at this end of the router... but anything that goes outside... blech.

207 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:22:33pm

re: #193 Dark_Falcon
If I want nightmares, I can watch True Blood.
Really, John Bolton has more sense in his little finger than the past two administrations' cabinets combined.
/Of course, he's probably just one Nancy Pelosi press conference away from being exposed as one of those right-wing foamers who are totally dragging America down the tubes with hate./

208 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:22:54pm

re: #204 Bagua

Good grief! Did someone shout "send in the clowns?"

Yes, and the clowns came in and stuffed Glen Beck into their clown car and then it drove away to the loony bin. I applauded the clowns, I cheered them, and then I woke up. :D

209 erraticsphinx  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:22:56pm

re: #197 Interested and concerned CDN

Can we all agree that it would be bad for America if the fake weeping, John Birch talking point spewing, conspiracy addled, shameless loon was right?

210 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:23:32pm

re: #204 Bagua

That circus tent flap was left open long ago.

211 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:24:29pm

re: #207 tradewind

If I want nightmares, I can watch True Blood.
Really, John Bolton has more sense in his little finger than the past two administrations' cabinets combined.
/Of course, he's probably just one Nancy Pelosi press conference away from being exposed as one of those right-wing foamers who are totally dragging America down the tubes with hate./

Actually, True Blood is a very good show. I saw its second season premiere and was hooked.

212 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:26:25pm

re: #211 Dark_Falcon
I can't watch the vampires. Just too scawwy.

213 TheMatrix31  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:27:43pm

Fuck California

214 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:29:30pm

re: #213 TheMatrix31

Seriously???
I'm reading, and I'm muttering no... effing... way...
How can they do that?

215 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:32:35pm

re: #213 TheMatrix31

Fuck California

Indeed. Increasing withholding is a rotten tactic. It's basically the government forcing you to loan them money. Bunch of scumbags.

216 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:33:59pm

Signs, signs...
that make you go hmmm

Youtube Video
217 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:34:45pm

re: #215 Dark_Falcon

New CA state motto: When you get in a hole, Dig Deeper....

218 TheMatrix31  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:34:50pm

re: #215 Dark_Falcon

Don't worry, they'll just pay it back. It's a loan, bro!

/

219 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:35:04pm

re: #213 TheMatrix31

Fuck California

FUCK YOU!

/sorry, knee-jerk reaction. carry on

220 tradewind  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:36:05pm

re: #209 erraticsphinx

Yes
... but it'll have to get in line behind some other serious things that would be bad for America.

221 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:38:35pm

re: #217 tradewind

New CA state motto: When you get in a hole, Dig Deeper....

Quite Concur. I wonder how many residents the Golden Rotten State loses over this latest bit of governmental theft.

Memo to America: This what Big-Government liberals do: They take your money and freedom. The are not your friends, and if you keep them in power long enough they will ruin you.

222 Cato the Elder  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:41:21pm

Some young FB friend just posted a status update that said only "FTW".

I told her I had no idea what that means, but I'm still her friend.

My cynical old mind suggested something like "fuck the world". Which I would totally understand, at her age.

Turns out it means "for the win"? WTF? I would prefer to see the world fucked. It deserves it.

223 SummerSong  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:42:32pm

re: #213 TheMatrix31

Fuck California

You are only get away with that if you live in California.

224 TheMatrix31  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:42:47pm

re: #221 Dark_Falcon

My friend commented on my posting saying--

"Don't you get that money back in tax rebates though?"

I replied;

'If you want to believe that, then sure."

225 Jack Burton  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:43:49pm

re: #221 Dark_Falcon

My love of Mediterranean climates is the only thing that keeps me here. I don't see moving to Sicily or Israel as an option right now (or ever actually). I think everyone that actually can pay taxes will be gone soon and all the jobs too. Maybe someone will get a fucking clue before that.

226 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:45:57pm

re: #213 TheMatrix31

See what you made me go and do? I am on another FEAR tear thanks to you.

/LOL @ "The '80s" and 'Slamdancing'...

227 TheMatrix31  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:49:14pm

re: #226 Slumbering Behemoth

80s kicks are awesome!

228 Surabaya Stew  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:51:23pm

Night, Lizards...

229 Dante41  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:53:39pm

re: #222 Cato the Elder

Some young FB friend just posted a status update that said only "FTW".

I told her I had no idea what that means, but I'm still her friend.

My cynical old mind suggested something like "fuck the world". Which I would totally understand, at her age.

Turns out it means "for the win"? WTF? I would prefer to see the world fucked. It deserves it.

With or without lube?

230 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:55:24pm

re: #225 ArchangelMichael

California, Sicily, Israel or all of the above?

231 Cato the Elder  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:57:00pm

re: #229 Dante41

No lube. Who deserves lube?

And it's made of petroleum, anyway. Verboten.

232 SummerSong  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:57:01pm

re: #223 SummerSong

You are only get away with that if you live in California.

Ugh, Cave speak. Don't hate us because we are beautiful.

233 Jack Burton  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:58:02pm

re: #230 Fenway_Nation

California, Sicily, Israel or all of the above?

California. I don't think that Sicily or Israel are up to their eyeballs in debt, regardless of their leftist economies. Probably because the US is likely floating the bill for most of their defense budgets.

234 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Oct 6, 2009 11:59:06pm

re: #227 TheMatrix31

Part Two borks it right away with the "Punk started in England" nonsense.

Not true.

235 Dante41  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 12:00:12am

re: #231 Cato the Elder

No lube. Who deserves lube?

And it's made of petroleum, anyway. Verboten.

What about whale oil?

/yes, I've been watching Whale Wars

236 Fenway_Nation  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 12:03:37am

re: #233 ArchangelMichael


IIRC, Brazil's Lula is pretty leftist...yet he's drilling for oil, stabilizing the economy and oh yes...secured an Olympic bid for his country.

237 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 12:06:31am

re: #236 Fenway_Nation

That dirty hippie!

238 Jack Burton  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 12:10:11am

re: #236 Fenway_Nation

IIRC, Brazil's Lula is pretty leftist...yet he's drilling for oil, stabilizing the economy and oh yes...secured an Olympic bid for his country.

I'm too old to become fluent enough in another language to be fully functional in society. Even Israel would be somewhat difficult, but I could be wrong.

I have to go somewhere they speak English, which rules out everywhere but maybe... Australia. I think Perth's climate is Southern California like.

239 Fenway_Nation  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 12:22:54am

re: #238 ArchangelMichael


Aw...dang...there was a lizard of the Perthian persuasion who posted in the spinoff links about two hours ago.

240 calcajun  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 12:48:59am

re: #213 TheMatrix31

Fuck California

Yeah- and not so much as a kiss first. Golden State, my ass.

Just got home from salt mines-- and had a walk with wife and Akitas. Slumber time and back to salt mines in a few hours. Thank God for Scotch!

241 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 1:57:42am

There's a man with a gun over there/
Tellin' me that I got to beware...

of a fascist/communist/Islamist plot to undermine our constitution, our values, our families, our morals, our economy, our daughters' virginity, the purity of our bodily fluids, etc...

Beck's book title, "Common Sense", had little to do with Paine, it had more to do with the anti-intellectual bent that makes up a big strain of conservatism, as in "spouting ill-founded platitues makes good copy and will sell books".

242 Ojoe  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 2:16:19am

Time for a center party.

243 DemonFish  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 3:00:22am

This guy is totally bat-shit crazy. Hilarious. And a little bit scary.

244 JRCMYP  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 4:20:08am

Whew! He smells like the sham-wow guy. Like, bad.

245 The Sanity Inspector  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 4:52:28am

re: #31 ArchangelMichael

There has been so much crying wolf over non-existent oppression and bullshit Reichstag moments, coming from all sides of the political spectrum that if it ever does happen we won't listen to these people's warnings and it will be their fault. These idiots are hurting their own cause, assuming they actually care and are not just attention whores.

The dark night of fascism is forever descending on America, in some people's view. But it only ever touches ground in Europe, from where the same people think we should copy all our social policies.

246 philosophus invidius  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 6:51:11am

I just found some evidence for who's on the other end of Obama's blackberry.
/

247 Toots McGee  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 6:52:11am

Just when I think Beck can't surprise me any longer, he goes and does it again.

248 Kytan  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 7:08:45am

What's weird is how much it seems like he's changed. I read the first version of An Inconvenient Book a while ago, and it seems remarkably devoid of crazy. If I opened the same book now, I'd probably think the same thing.

I went into a bookstore recently though, and found the updated version. Unsurprisingly FULL of crazy.

I don't know what caused this change (probably TV) but it makes me sad. He seemed at the time much more tolerable than O'Reilly or Hannity, but now he's worse than either of them.

249 S'latch  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 7:15:51am

". . . and voices will be silenced."

This statement probably stems from Glenn Beck's personal fear about his own voice being silenced by his own network. If Fox were to cancel him, you would probably see him behave a lot like Dan Rather did with CBS, that is, to accuse them of being part of some larger conspiracy.

Concerns about presidents abusing power, or becoming subjects of their own power structure, can be legitimate. However, presidential usage of a Blackberry device is not a legitimate cause for that kind of concern.

250 kellygrrrl  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 7:18:03am

Yes, this crazy person is the "hero of the right wing" I mean, you don't expect a pack of rabid hyenas to choose Einstein as their hero, do you?
when one seeks justification for insanity, one looks to an insane leader.

251 SeaMonkey  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 7:21:56am

Love how NewSmax misspells Beck's first name in the video. Quality is Job 1.

252 aagcobb  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 7:22:26am

Wow, who would've guessed that the Lord asked Beck to be the raving paranoid clown prince of Fox?

253 Yashmak  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 7:23:20am

re: #8 Charles

Ok. I admit it. It's me at the other end of his Blackberry. I was trying to keep it secret, but. . .whatever.

re: #23 PT Barnum

From everything I read, Beck is an act. He doesn't really believe this crap, and is having a huge belly laugh at the reichtards that are so ready to swallow his paranoid spew like so many fluffers at the Adult Video News Awards.

It would be interesting if, one day, he publicly revealed this to be the case, making his admirers the butt of the joke in an all-too-public manner. What delicious uproar that would cause.

254 philosophus invidius  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 7:42:15am

re: #253 Yashmak

Ok. I admit it. It's me at the other end of his Blackberry. I was trying to keep it secret, but. . .whatever.

re: #23 PT Barnum

It would be interesting if, one day, he publicly revealed this to be the case, making his admirers the butt of the joke in an all-too-public manner. What delicious uproar that would cause.

That seems doubtful to me. He does have a picture of Orson Welles there, but his hoaxes seem to be limited to boiling frogs. If his whole crazy scheme is a hoax, then he's playing a pretty dangerous game: if one day he were to reveal that he has been punking the Tea Baggers, then his viewers would think just that the Gestapo brainwashed him or something. My view is that his most outrageous stances win him so much praise and more devoted followers (and lucre) so that his own judgment became distorted and he started to believe whatever his followers wanted to hear.

255 peterb  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 7:52:53am

re: #23 PT Barnum

...reichtards...

re: #48 PT Barnum

re: #23 PT Barnum

...Wingularity...


Ok, look, you have to stop coining words that I wish I had thought of first, because you're making me jealous.

256 briano  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 8:13:26am

Glenn Beck is an entertainment icon, not a political icon. He is Olbermann with a larger audience. My personal favorite is John Stossel, I would love to see him enter politics.

257 shutdown  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 9:31:26am

If there is any justice, the first person killed after the domestic "Reichstag event" will be the guy who runs Beck's wardrobe. He deserves it for the plaid shirt alone.

258 Martinsmithy  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 9:46:25am

re: #8 Charles

But now I'm wondering who could possibly be on the other end of Obama's Blackberry. Could it be ... David Hasselhof?

Or maybe ... Satan?

I had a co-worker, now retired, a perfectly sensible and competent "administrative assistant" (the new title for "secretary") - at least at work - whose church was having serious debates last year as to whether Barack Obama was the anti-christ.

259 [deleted]  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 9:47:17am
260 Charles Johnson  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 10:24:17am

re: #259 guftafs

I think you'll happier at some other blog, so I'm blocking your account. No need to thank me.

261 Yashmak  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 10:37:36am

re: #257 imp_62

If there is any justice, the first person killed after the domestic "Reichstag event" will be the guy who runs Beck's wardrobe. He deserves it for the plaid shirt alone.

No joke. Last time that particular pattern was in style was in, if I recall correctly, about 1980. . .when I was in grammar school (I remember because i had a fleece with that pattern, and I came in on the very tail end of that particular trend).

262 Bonk  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 12:21:50pm

Eh, on one hand I think you guys give him way too much credit - his being a televised version of ManCow just provides entertainment for those who find him amusing and fodder for those who don't to cry foul.

Put in other terms, he's no worse (or better) than the kooks on the left like Code Pink and others. He's obviously overdramatizing everything simply for the populist response that any shockjock tries for, and you only make him seem more important by taking him seriously. Beck is an actor/comedian - substance be damned, he's getting *attention* for his behavior. The more outrageous he is, the more he gets.

On the other hand, it's kind of scary. Being wacky *works* in today's society - just take a gander at "Reality" TV shows if you don't believe me. Sheeple have primed to respond to this type of behavior by the media for decades now.

Now, the funny part is that this is the very trait that worked *for* the left in the past, and now it's being used by the right as well. Unfortunate? Yeah. Surprising? No.

Crazy works nowadays, expect to see more of it.

263 SecondComing  Wed, Oct 7, 2009 1:05:36pm

re: #8 Charles

But now I'm wondering who could possibly be on the other end of Obama's Blackberry. Could it be ... David Hasselhof?

Or maybe ... Satan?

duh Bill Ayers!/


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