Jon Stewart Goes Ballistic on Trump’s Pizza Abuse
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jamesfirecat Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:45:45am |
I agree with Stewart, HOW DARE HE USE ANYTHING OTHER THAN HIS HANDS TO EAT PIZZA? That’s the kind of elitist dinning habit I’d expect from the French but not a red blooded American!
(Half sarc)
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William of Orange Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:48:59am |
A fork??!! He used a fork!!??
How elitist!!
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Political Atheist Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:50:05am |
“Hate to say it this close to ground zero but… We’re a bit of a pizza mecca”
LOL
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(I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was) Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:50:06am |
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lawhawk Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:50:18am |
He’s not a true New Yorker. I don’t trust anyone who needs to eat a thin crust slice with a fork and knife.
Even worse offenders - those who try to fold over the front of the slice. You know who I’m talking about.
/fuhgeddaboutit!
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William of Orange Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:50:48am |
Amazing!! Just posted the above blindly before reading the first messages. The top three messages by three different peolpe with the same thoughts! Hahaha!!
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Varek Raith Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:52:07am |
re: #7 William of Orange
Amazing!! Just posted the above blindly before reading the first messages. The top three messages by three different peolpe with the same thoughts! Hahaha!!
Pizza is serious business.
:)
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NJDhockeyfan Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:53:47am |
re: #6 lawhawk
He’s not a true New Yorker. I don’t trust anyone who needs to eat a thin crust slice with a fork and knife.
Even worse offenders - those who try to fold over the front of the slice. You know who I’m talking about.
/fuhgeddaboutit!
I bet he eats a Snickers the same way.
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lawhawk Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:53:54am |
re: #9 Varek Raith
Don’t get between a New Yorker and his pizza. Especially if it’s from Ray’s Famous.
Or Famous Ray’s.
Or Original Ray’s.
Or Original Famous Ray’s.
Eh… I prefer John’s on Bleecker (only by the pie TYVM) or Deninos on Staten Island. There’s something about a real thin crust - especially if it’s in a wood burning oven…
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webevintage Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:54:07am |
I saw The Donald clip yesterday (before the Daily Show) and said to my husband “who takes someone to eat pizza in Time Square?…Jebus he’s eating it with a fork.”
Then we all started to mock The Donald.
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Charles Johnson Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:54:22am |
If you ask me, the stacking is even worse than the fork. People who stack pizza are often Satan worshippers.
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Why I Never! Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:54:27am |
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Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:55:42am |
re: #12 lawhawk
Is there any remotely original Ray’s left, or are they all pretty much of the same?
I like Gotham’s Sicilian.
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Why I Never! Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:55:47am |
re: #12 lawhawk
Don’t get between a New Yorker and his pizza. Especially if it’s from Ray’s Famous.
Or Famous Ray’s.
Or Original Ray’s.
Or Original Famous Ray’s.
Eh… I prefer John’s on Bleecker (only by the pie TYVM) or Deninos on Staten Island. There’s something about a real thin crust - especially if it’s in a wood burning oven…
I once saw a chef at the Bleeker street John’s try to stab a busboy. They have that open kitchen there. i didn’t know we’d get pizza and a show.
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Targetpractice Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:56:24am |
The only sin more heinous would be if he ate pineapple on the pizza. *shudders*
/
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eastsider Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:56:36am |
what’s hilarious is that if Obama ate his pizza this way he would be facing criticism for real news anchors as opposed to fake news anchors.
/Although its hard to tell the difference between the two these days.
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Why I Never! Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:57:11am |
re: #19 Varek Raith
I want pizza now.
I want New York now. :(
However, Jimmah is in the kitchen making a curry, and that’s pretty damn fine.
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Locker Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:57:14am |
No shit lawhawk, you know the deal on this one. How anyone could claim to be a New Yorker and then eat NY Pizza with a knife and fork, especially on video.
He needs to watch Tony Manero in Saturday Night Fever. Two slices, stacked and folded so you can eat it with one hand.
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Locker Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:57:57am |
re: #12 lawhawk
Don’t get between a New Yorker and his pizza. Especially if it’s from Ray’s Famous.
Or Famous Ray’s.
Or Original Ray’s.
Or Original Famous Ray’s.
Eh… I prefer John’s on Bleecker (only by the pie TYVM) or Deninos on Staten Island. There’s something about a real thin crust - especially if it’s in a wood burning oven…
Nice selections. Personally I prefer Two Boots in the East Village but there are so many good spots in the city it’s ridiculous.
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Charleston Chew Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:58:31am |
re: #22 eastsider
what’s hilarious is that if Obama ate his pizza this way he would be facing criticism for real news anchors as opposed to fake news anchors.
With Drudge Report flashing light graphic.
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Varek Raith Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:59:20am |
re: #22 eastsider
what’s hilarious is that if Obama ate his pizza this way he would be facing criticism for real news anchors as opposed to fake news anchors.
/Although its hard to tell the difference between the two these days.
And rightfully so!
There are certain things that are unforgivable.
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Locker Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:59:24am |
re: #22 eastsider
what’s hilarious is that if Obama ate his pizza this way he would be facing criticism for real news anchors as opposed to fake news anchors.
/Although its hard to tell the difference between the two these days.
Elitist Obama Too Good for New York City Pizza?!
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lawhawk Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:59:35am |
re: #17 Obdicut
I haven’t had a Ray’s (any iteration) in a couple of years. The one in the Village at 16th Street IIRC is pretty good. Not too many places here in Lower Manhattan I’d recommend.
Since moving to Northern NJ, I’ve found a couple of really good thin crust places: Nelly’s in Waldwick, Kinchley’s Tavern in Ramsey, Mangia in Glen Rock, and A Mano in Ridgewood.
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eastsider Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:00:18pm |
anyone else thinking that this bit would be better suited for Colbert than Stewart?
Other than Stewart being from NY (and having a better fake Italian accent), that is.
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lawhawk Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:00:19pm |
re: #25 Locker
I forgot about Two Boots (the Brooklyn one - haven’t tried the Manhattan location). Great sangria too.
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lawhawk Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:01:21pm |
re: #24 Locker
Except that no one stacks, unless you’re in a real hurry. Heck, you don’t stack even if you’re in a hurry.
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sagehen Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:01:26pm |
re: #28 Locker
Elitist Obama Too Good for New York City Pizza?!
Those Chicago people don’t know shit about proper pizza.
Those ridiculous tomato casseroles they apply the label to… that’s why the Cubs can’t win.
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Locker Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:01:51pm |
re: #31 lawhawk
I forgot about Two Boots (the Brooklyn one - haven’t tried the Manhattan location). Great sangria too.
Completely. I haven’t been there in a while but there is a full restaurant and also a little take out window near that location as well. The full restaurant has a fantastic blues juke box and a ton of great beers, comfortable booths, etc.
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Charleston Chew Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:01:53pm |
re: #24 Locker
Two slices, stacked and folded so you can eat it with one hand.
I’m in the no-stacking camp on this one. Fresh pizza lets off a lot of steam and gets soggy if not properly aired. Order a calzone instead.
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NJDhockeyfan Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:02:29pm |
NY Pizza was not meant to be eaten with anything other than hands & a mouth. Shame on Trump. I want to see his NY birth certificate!
Later folks. Gotta work.
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Locker Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:02:36pm |
As a side note I’d like to thank Charles for giving us this fine opportunity to talk about one of my favorite subjects… pizza! Now we just have to be on the look out for those Chicago impostors!
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albusteve Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:03:21pm |
re: #29 lawhawk
I haven’t had a Ray’s (any iteration) in a couple of years. The one in the Village at 16th Street IIRC is pretty good. Not too many places here in Lower Manhattan I’d recommend.
Since moving to Northern NJ, I’ve found a couple of really good thin crust places: Nelly’s in Waldwick, Kinchley’s Tavern in Ramsey, Mangia in Glen Rock, and A Mano in Ridgewood.
I have a joint called Mario’s a few blocks from me in ABQ… a Sicilian family from Brooklyn migrated here and their pizza is terrific…mom even went back to NYC to have her last of three boys…I always get lucky that way
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Charleston Chew Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:03:32pm |
re: #30 eastsider
anyone else thinking that this bit would be better suited for Colbert than Stewart?
Other than Stewart being from NY (and having a better fake Italian accent), that is.
Colbert would eat his with a fork, also. In fact, pizza is probably too “ethnic” for his tastes. (I mean the character, of course.)
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albusteve Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:04:04pm |
re: #33 sagehen
Those Chicago people don’t know shit about proper pizza.
Those ridiculous tomato casseroles they apply the label to… that’s why the Cubs can’t win.
Chicago is a hot dog town
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Locker Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:04:40pm |
re: #35 Charleston Chew
I’m in the no-stacking camp on this one. Fresh pizza lets off a lot of steam and gets soggy if not properly aired. Order a calzone instead.
Stacking is an efficiency technique rather than a flavor enhancer. Basically you stack when you are on the run, in a hurry or already burned 28 minutes of your 30 minute lunch.
Calzones are good but they take too long, just warm me 2 slices and let me bolt.
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reloadingisnotahobby Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:04:41pm |
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Varek Raith Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:05:17pm |
re: #43 reloadingisnotahobby
…A frankfurter??
*duck*
You’re treading in dangerous territory buddy.
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Bubblehead II Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:06:01pm |
I like how he demanded to see Trumps long form birth certificate as he no longer believes he was born in New York.
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lawhawk Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:06:30pm |
re: #44 Varek Raith
It’s a sub. No, it’s a hoagie. No, it’s a torpedo.
No. It’s a hero. Get over it! /
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reloadingisnotahobby Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:06:30pm |
re: #44 Varek Raith
You’re treading in dangerous territory buddy.
///
LOL
….so is it white or red wine with hot dogs??
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LWNJ Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:07:04pm |
re: #22 eastsider
what’s hilarious is that if Obama ate his pizza this way he would be facing criticism for real news anchors as opposed to fake news anchors.
/Although its hard to tell the difference between the two these days.
The fake news anchors are the ones who check their facts.
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Locker Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:07:20pm |
re: #29 lawhawk
I haven’t had a Ray’s (any iteration) in a couple of years. The one in the Village at 16th Street IIRC is pretty good. Not too many places here in Lower Manhattan I’d recommend.
Since moving to Northern NJ, I’ve found a couple of really good thin crust places: Nelly’s in Waldwick, Kinchley’s Tavern in Ramsey, Mangia in Glen Rock, and A Mano in Ridgewood.
Mangia! Have roots in Glen Rock and my sister graduated from Glen Rock high school. Gotta love a town without any industrial or apartment zoning and it’s within like 3 miles of Paramus Park Mall and Garden State Plaza.
There is also a good place in Morristown called Pete’s Pizza right by the downtown train station, if you happen to be in the area. You really reminding me of home now.
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eastsider Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:08:29pm |
i’m about to get in my car for a 4 hour drive to the tri-state area to get me a chicken roll at this point. Long Island has the best chicken rolls.
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Charleston Chew Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:08:32pm |
re: #37 Locker
As a side note I’d like to thank Charles for giving us this fine opportunity to talk about one of my favorite subjects… pizza! Now we just have to be on the look out for those Chicago impostors!
Chicago pizza is just good ol’ American can-do! It’s the Cadillac Fleetwood of pizza!
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lawhawk Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:08:33pm |
OT: Christie has reimbursed the state for the chopper use.
After saying he wouldn’t, he ended up doing the same thing that Gov. Whitman did when faced with a similar situation.
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:10:12pm |
I’m from Detroit. We don’t have any really good food here.
Well, except for the Coney Island Hot Dogs.
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makeitstop Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:10:19pm |
re: #10 albusteve
best Stewart vid ever posted here BY FAR
Got to agree. But he is aiming at the biggest, slowest-moving target imaginable.
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Locker Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:12:00pm |
re: #51 Charleston Chew
Chicago pizza is just good ol’ American can-do! It’s the Cadillac Fleetwood of pizza!
Well I probably would have substituted Yugo but I do respect hometown loyalty, even if it’s to a quiche masquerading as a pizza.
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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:12:07pm |
re: #46 lawhawk
It’s a Grinder….
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:12:41pm |
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Locker Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:13:23pm |
re: #46 lawhawk
It’s a sub. No, it’s a hoagie. No, it’s a torpedo.
No. It’s a hero. Get over it! /
Hero. (Notice the period)
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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:13:24pm |
that’s it, off to get some pizza.
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Charleston Chew Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:14:26pm |
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makeitstop Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:14:33pm |
re: #46 lawhawk
It’s a sub. No, it’s a hoagie. No, it’s a torpedo.
No. It’s a hero. Get over it! /
I’m heading back to my old home town - Philly - with my band tomorrow, and my band members have demanded I take them to a ‘gero shop’ to get them cheesesteaks.
I had to tell them there are no hero shops in Philly - just hoagie stands.
Damn it. Now I want a cheesesteak and a hoagie.
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:14:35pm |
I agree 150% with everything John had to say.
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU TRUMP?
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albusteve Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:14:43pm |
re: #53 Alouette
I’m from Detroit. We don’t have any really good food here.
Well, except for the Coney Island Hot Dogs.
some pretty fair Greek chow in Trappers Alley
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albusteve Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:15:40pm |
re: #61 makeitstop
I’m heading back to my old home town - Philly - with my band tomorrow, and my band members have demanded I take them to a ‘gero shop’ to get them cheesesteaks.
I had to tell them there are no hero shops in Philly - just hoagie stands.
Damn it. Now I want a cheesesteak and a hoagie.
CHINKS!
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Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:16:35pm |
re: #64 albusteve
In before anyone think’s that’s something it isn’t:
[Link: www.yelp.com…]
Really unfortunate name for a tasty place.
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:18:37pm |
re: #65 Obdicut
In before anyone think’s that’s something it isn’t:
[Link: www.yelp.com…]
Really unfortunate name for a tasty place.
I understand it was the original owner’s (a white guy) nickname, way back in the day long before that became a pejorative for Asians.
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makeitstop Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:19:02pm |
re: #64 albusteve
CHINKS!
I’m a Pat’s guy, myself. Only had Chink’s once in all the years I lived in Philly.
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:19:37pm |
re: #67 Westward Ho
Yum, gamy buttocks!
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Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:20:16pm |
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Locker Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:20:36pm |
re: #67 Westward Ho
Welcome back, how was life under the rock?
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Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:21:10pm |
re: #67 Westward Ho
Stalin airbrushed people and then claimed they didn’t exist.
So, you might want to rethink that comparison.
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Locker Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:21:19pm |
re: #68 makeitstop
I’m a Pat’s guy, myself. Only had Chink’s once in all the years I lived in Philly.
Yea I like Pat’s as well. Geno’s isn’t for me.
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William Barnett-Lewis Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:21:44pm |
re: #67 Westward Ho
Troll at 12:00. Fire the harpoons!
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Bubblehead II Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:22:51pm |
Gawd another one from the class of 04. That makes 3 today.
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:23:10pm |
Here in Portland, we do salmon well. And other seafood.
Guess what? I don’t like seafood.
At least there’s marionberry crisp.
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RadicalModerate Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:23:22pm |
re: #57 Alouette
It’s a Po Boy.
Nah. A Po’ Boy is a specific subset of a submarine-style sandwich.
Two styles:
Roast beef with gravy, and optional cheese on a French Roll bun.
Shrimp, crawfish, or other various crustaceous seafood on same type bun, with either mayo or cocktail sauce. (NEVER TARTAR SAUCE).
/Louisiana native, where these were invented.
//where the Muffulettas are made (yeah, we do Italian too)
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:23:34pm |
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Charles Johnson Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:24:00pm |
I always know I hit the target dead center when the long-inactive users start showing up and ranting at me.
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albusteve Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:24:20pm |
re: #68 makeitstop
I’m a Pat’s guy, myself. Only had Chink’s once in all the years I lived in Philly.
I’m a midwest hayseed….had them both and some others, the shop right across from Pat’s?…anyway they are good, but I really dig the atmosphere at Chinks…and my first one was on the house!
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Westward Ho Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:24:53pm |
re: #74 wlewisiii
I am not a troll, do you have any idea of the history of the site?
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albusteve Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:25:36pm |
re: #65 Obdicut
In before anyone think’s that’s something it isn’t:
[Link: www.yelp.com…]
Really unfortunate name for a tasty place.
whoops…thanks for that
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Ericus58 Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:25:37pm |
re: #72 Obdicut
Stalin airbrushed people after usually having them murdered and then claimed they didn’t exist.
So, you might want to rethink that comparison.
Just thought I’d add to that, Obdicut.
Take a hike, Ho.
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:25:54pm |
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Locker Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:26:44pm |
re: #81 Westward Ho
I am not a troll, do you have any idea of the history of the site?
Yea it has a history as a magnet for a bunch of wing nut, muslim hating dumbasses. Thankfully author guidance and a more and more diverse membership have flushed out the dumbasses.
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rwdflynavy Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:26:45pm |
re: #81 Westward HoLook! Obvious troll is obvious!
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BongCrodny Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:27:57pm |
re: #67 Westward Ho
That was weird.
I was reading this thread, and then all of a sudden I got this feeling that somebody stuck in a page from a completely different book.
Like I was reading a mystery novel or something, and then WHAM: science fiction.
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Surabaya Stew Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:28:00pm |
re: #80 albusteve
I’m a midwest hayseed…had them both and some others, the shop right across from Pat’s?…anyway they are good, but I really dig the atmosphere at Chinks…and my first one was on the house!
The one across from Pat’s would be Geno’s. Just sayin’….
….oh, and I grew up 100 feet away from Famous Ray’s on 6th and West 11th Street….don’t go there unless you have an unatural love of extra cheese! I remember when it was huge in 79-81, and lines would be nearly around the block for the stuff….never understood it, as I crused in my Big Wheel past the rubes wating for hot greasy cheese pizza….
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webevintage Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:28:17pm |
re: #77 RadicalModerate
Shrimp, crawfish, or other various crustaceous seafood on same type bun, with either mayo or cocktail sauce. (NEVER TARTAR SAUCE).
Love, love, love a shrimp po boy…though sometimes that mayo can be mixed with other ingredients for a Roumalade Sauce.
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Tumulus11 Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:28:36pm |
OT
‘Surrounded by reporters, Palin spoke to Tara Rendon, a 56-year-old neighborhood resident who formerly worked for the late Senator Edward Kennedy, a Democrat. Rendon called for Palin to observe a moderate tone in her campaign.
‘I will help with that and I absolutely agree with you,’ replied Palin, who was her party’s vice presidential nominee in 2008. ‘We are one nation and we need to face these heady days together. There have got to be solutions that we can all work on together.’
// Reuters June 02, 2011
. Would it kill her to crack open a dictionary?
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Charles Johnson Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:28:40pm |
re: #67 Westward Ho
Charles,
Did you really nuke posts of people you do not like in your in your new avatar, the camel prophet, Iron Fist., Bigel.. et al, given your political metamorphosis
Hmm. Let’s see:
Camel Prophet - a weird, deranged ranting creep who advocated genocide against Muslims.
Iron Fist - a weird, deranged creep who advocated genocide against Muslims and often indulged in sick violent fantasies of murdering people.
Bigel - a weird, deranged creep who advocated genocide against Muslims.
See anything these names have in common?
You better believe I nuked all their posts. I realized I didn’t want to leave their sickening garbage at my site. And I’d do it again in a heartbeat.
You think that’s “intellectually dishonest?” Piss off.
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Feline Fearless Leader Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:28:44pm |
re: #46 lawhawk
It’s a sub. No, it’s a hoagie. No, it’s a torpedo.
No. It’s a hero. Get over it! /
To a New Yorker like you a hero is some sort of weird sandwich!
- Oddball
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albusteve Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:29:37pm |
re: #89 Surabaya Stew
The one across from Pat’s would be Geno’s. Just sayin’…
…oh, and I grew up 100 feet away from Famous Ray’s on 6th and West 11th Street…don’t go there unless you have an unatural love of extra cheese! I remember when it was huge in 79-81, and lines would be nearly around the block for the stuff…never understood it, as I crused in my Big Wheel past the rubes wating for hot greasy cheese pizza…
Geno’s…thanks, some of my Philly visits are a bit hazy
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SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:29:48pm |
re: #76 EmmmieG
Here in Portland, we do salmon well. And other seafood.
Guess what? I don’t like seafood.
At least there’s marionberry crisp.
You and my husband.
How does a person not like SALMON?
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Bubblehead II Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:29:52pm |
re: #78 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Fucking ‘04
Well you do have to admit that the majority of the Flouncers were from that time frame and they always seem to try to stir up shit when they resurface. On the other hand there are some from that Class (You for instance) that have remained sane and cogent.
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Westward Ho Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:29:53pm |
Charles,
I stopped posting frequently when the so-cons overwhelmed the site after you exposed the media celebrity for a false claim about president Bush the younger. Besides the site was banned for sometime in the place where I was working.
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Locker Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:30:05pm |
re: #93 oaktree
To a New Yorker like you a hero is some sort of weird sandwich!
- Oddball
I regret that I have only one upding to give for your fabulous Kelly’s Heroes reference.
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SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:30:49pm |
re: #81 Westward Ho
I am not a troll, do you have any idea of the history of the site?
You are behaving a bit trollishly, though. Do you have any idea of the use of the semi-colon?
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Charles Johnson Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:31:22pm |
re: #81 Westward Ho
Oh really? So you’re in Beijing, China, are you? You think you’re pulling a fast one, I guess.
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Ericus58 Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:31:25pm |
re: #95 SanFranciscoZionist
You and my husband.
How does a person not like SALMON?
Copper River, baby…. Copper River.
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SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:32:07pm |
re: #88 BongCrodny
That was weird.
I was reading this thread, and then all of a sudden I got this feeling that somebody stuck in a page from a completely different book.
Like I was reading a mystery novel or something, and then WHAM: science fiction.
There’s no reason the two can’t be combined.
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Ericus58 Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:32:30pm |
re: #100 Charles
Oh really? So you’re in Beijing, China, are you? You think you’re pulling a fast one, I guess.
oh SNAP!
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Targetpractice Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:32:37pm |
re: #96 Bubblehead II
Well you do have to admit that the majority of the Flouncers were from that time frame and they always seem to try to stir up shit when they resurface. On the other hand there are some from that Class (You for instance) that have remained sane and cogent.
That’s just what we want you to think…
/
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Jack Burton Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:32:47pm |
re: #99 SanFranciscoZionist
You are behaving a bit trollishly, though. Do you have any idea of the use of the semi-colon?
Dick Cheney had his removed I think.
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SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:32:51pm |
re: #91 Tumulus11
OT
. Would it kill her to crack open a dictionary?
I don’t know. I think ‘we need to face these heady days together’ is pure poetry. I’d say cowboy poetry, but I understand there’s an element in town that objects to that these days.
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Locker Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:33:03pm |
re: #93 oaktree
Major General Colt: What are they saying?
Captain Maitland: They seem to think you’re De Gaulle.
Major General Colt: De Gaulle!? He ain’t even in this war! Viva Les Americans!
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RadicalModerate Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:33:13pm |
…. and now that I mentioned a New Orleans muffuletta, I’m hungry for one.
Because these are the sandwiches of the gods.
[Link: en.wikipedia.org…]
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:33:34pm |
re: #106 SanFranciscoZionist
I don’t know. I think ‘we need to face these heady days together’ is pure poetry. I’d say cowboy poetry, but I understand there’s an element in town that objects to that these days.
It’s HEADLEY!
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BongCrodny Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:33:50pm |
Westward Ho came in and put pineapple all over our pizza.
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SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:34:06pm |
re: #92 Charles
I missed ‘Camel Prophet’. I didn’t know camels could prophesy.
The other two I know, or know OF.
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:34:18pm |
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Jack Burton Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:34:42pm |
re: #110 BongCrodny
Westward Ho came in and put pineapple all over our pizza.
Even Trump, despite his multiple offenses, didn’t put Pineapple on the pizza he had.
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Charles Johnson Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:35:00pm |
re: #111 SanFranciscoZionist
I missed ‘Camel Prophet’. I didn’t know camels could prophesy.
The other two I know, or know OF.
‘Camel Prophet’ was banned over and over and kept coming back with new names, but the same old hate speech. In fact, he tried to register again not very long ago.
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makeitstop Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:35:24pm |
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Charles Johnson Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:36:31pm |
re: #97 Westward Ho
How’s the weather over there in Beijing?
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RadicalModerate Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:37:01pm |
re: #100 Charles
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Locker Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:37:06pm |
re: #110 BongCrodny
Westward Ho came in and put pineapple all over our pizza.
Award for most accurate analogy goes to BongCrodny for his amazing “troll = pineapple on pizza” reference. Well done! Woopwoopwoop!
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:37:11pm |
That was some excellent outrageous outrage. Stewart was on fire there.
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albusteve Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:37:51pm |
re: #114 Charles
‘Camel Prophet’ was banned over and over and kept coming back with new names, but the same old hate speech. In fact, he tried to register again not very long ago.
Iron Fist was a truly scarey guy…at least at the end when I was posting more, and there are a few others that wanted to take their wrath out on Muslims
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:38:47pm |
re: #120 albusteve
Iron Fist was a truly scarey guy…at least at the end when I was posting more, and there are a few others that wanted to take their wrath out on Muslims
The one that creeped me out the most was savage_nation.
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albusteve Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:40:32pm |
re: #121 Alouette
The one that creeped me out the most was savage_nation.
he had some issues…a running commentary that degraded the blog IMO
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Charles Johnson Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:42:22pm |
re: #97 Westward Ho
What’s the matter? Kuomintang got your tongue?
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wrenchwench Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:43:07pm |
re: #116 Charles
How’s the weather over there in Beijing?
An earlier post:
9 Westward Ho 4/09/2011 6:30:07 pm PDTI work in the oil industry and our company has shut down offices in Tunisia, Egypt, Libya, Bahrain, Yemen and Syria. Tunisia and Egypt have opened again just a couple of weeks back. It’s not looking good at all. Libya was terrible our international staff had to escape using a ferry because armed gangs were robbing people outside the international airport.
We had another commenter who worked in the oil industry and often said he was in China. Coincidence?
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researchok Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:43:17pm |
This is a top ten Stewart sketch.
Hall of Fame
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BongCrodny Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:43:21pm |
re: #118 Locker
Award for most accurate analogy goes to BongCrodny for his amazing “troll = pineapple on pizza” reference. Well done! Woopwoopwoop!
Thank you.
I’m a purist. Pineapple on a pizza is like meat on a doughnut.
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EastSider Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:43:35pm |
re: #67 Westward Ho
The first couple (of many) reasons, in descending order of why you should stfu:
1) Charles’ blog, Charles’ rules. If he wants to turn the blog into a 24/7 video-based infomercial for slap chop, he can. Personally, I would then stop reading, but you know, if it makes him happy who gives a shit. If something he’s done has upset you, go read something else (like it seems you have been for a few years). It is the internet afterall, no shortage of content.
2) Your approach is all wrong. Lets say, after a long absence (or period of lurking/non-commenting), you have finally reached the breaking point of Charles’ actions. You might try first genuinely asking him what the deal is before layering in accusations, or even sending a private message to him. Putting him on blast just seems silly.
Or you know, you might try re-engaging with the current commenting population to test the waters a bit.
I could go on…
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sattv4u2 Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:43:48pm |
re: #121 Alouette
The one that creeped me out the most was savage_nation.
I was always leery of the Alouette critter
Oh ,, wait ,, DAMN!!
//
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makeitstop Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:44:12pm |
re: #126 BongCrodny
Thank you.
I’m a purist. Pineapple on a pizza is like meat on a doughnut.
Whatchoo got against meat donuts?
/
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researchok Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:44:24pm |
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albusteve Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:44:25pm |
whoa…
Police: 5 killed in shootings in Yuma, Arizona
[Link: beta.news.yahoo.com…]
a sizable body count…I wonder wtf happened?…
there is little overt drug/coyote activity around there for a border town….one of the safest crossings left
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Kronocide Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:45:03pm |
re: #126 BongCrodny
Thank you.
I’m a purist. Pineapple on a pizza is like meat on a doughnut.
Or bacon in a milkshake or candy bars in a deep fryer.
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William Barnett-Lewis Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:45:15pm |
re: #95 SanFranciscoZionist
You and my husband.
How does a person not like SALMON?
Salmon, a little rice, a little wasabii & ah, heaven in a bite.
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albusteve Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:46:19pm |
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jamesfirecat Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:46:34pm |
re: #125 researchok
This is a top ten Stewart sketch.
Hall of Fame
What would the other nine be?
I suppose his first reaction to Osama’s death is in there as is his reaction to Dick Cheney getting shot in the face… oh and his reaction to “maybe if Codi Rice had children we’d have a saner war policy!”
That’s 4 of the top ten…
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Kronocide Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:46:45pm |
re: #133 wlewisiii
Salmon, a little rice, a little wasabii & ah, heaven in a bite.
Wasabi Doritoes have been making the rounds in Hawaii. Glory wasabi.
But we got no fresh salmon.
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albusteve Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:47:03pm |
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:47:04pm |
re: #133 wlewisiii
Salmon, a little rice, a little wasabii & ah, heaven in a bite.
Philadelphia Roll - Maki-zushi type of sushi generally made with smoked salmon, cream cheese, and cucumber.
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jamesfirecat Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:47:18pm |
re: #135 jamesfirecat
What would the other nine be?
I suppose his first reaction to Osama’s death is in there as is his reaction to Dick Cheney getting shot in the face… oh and his reaction to “maybe if Codi Rice had children we’d have a saner war policy!”
That’s 4 of the top ten…
Dick Cheney shooting a guy in the face…
I am for fail.
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researchok Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:48:32pm |
re: #135 jamesfirecat
What would the other nine be?
I suppose his first reaction to Osama’s death is in there as is his reaction to Dick Cheney getting shot in the face… oh and his reaction to “maybe if Codi Rice had children we’d have a saner war policy!”
That’s 4 of the top ten…
The Cheney piece is another classic, for sure, as was the Osama piece.
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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:48:41pm |
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Charles Johnson Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:49:12pm |
OK, I think that will be enough. Go hang out with those people — I’m sure you know where they are.
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:49:48pm |
re: #140 Westward Ho
Teh Interwebz is a totalitarian place. Deal with it.
There are a few “pockets of democracy” like Fox News and Yahoo comment sections.
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EastSider Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:49:50pm |
re: #135 jamesfirecat
What would the other nine be?
I suppose his first reaction to Osama’s death is in there as is his reaction to Dick Cheney getting shot in the face… oh and his reaction to “maybe if Codi Rice had children we’d have a saner war policy!”
That’s 4 of the top ten…
gotta go with the “go f*** yourself” gospel choir.
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researchok Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:50:07pm |
re: #140 Westward Ho
So…why the obsession with LGF?
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wrenchwench Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:50:09pm |
re: #134 albusteve
how do you remember those people?
I have a weird memory. I can’t always remember stuff I want to remember, but I can remember lots of useless stuff.
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Kronocide Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:50:13pm |
I’m sick and tired of being stereotyped as one of the ‘pineapple people’ who put pineapple on pizza. Absolutely offensive pizzaphobia.
And I’m not even Hawaiian.
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:50:14pm |
No organization should ever purge itself of lunatics because then they would be just like Stalin.
///
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:50:57pm |
re: #135 jamesfirecat
What would the other nine be?
I suppose his first reaction to Osama’s death is in there as is his reaction to Dick Cheney getting shot in the face… oh and his reaction to “maybe if Codi Rice had children we’d have a saner war policy!”
That’s 4 of the top ten…
My personal favorite: Wyatt Cenac’s report on Judeophobia in Westhampton.
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BongCrodny Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:51:04pm |
re: #125 researchok
This is a top ten Stewart sketch.
Hall of Fame
I was wondering whether the loss of Beck as a target would have any impact. After seeing the Weiner sketch and this one, I’m convinced they’ve still got their A game.
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researchok Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:51:09pm |
re: #148 wrenchwench
I have a weird memory. I can’t always remember stuff I want to remember, but I can remember lots of useless stuff.
That’s why I’m in your good book.
Useless.
//
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:51:13pm |
re: #148 wrenchwench
I have a weird memory. I can’t always remember stuff I want to remember, but I can remember lots of useless stuff.
Memory is like a crazy old woman, picking up rags and ignoring diamonds.
Read that earlier and it stuck.
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zora Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:51:23pm |
re: #108 RadicalModerate
never had a muffuletta but i’m definitely going to try to make some italian giardineria. sound like a great sandwich topping.
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sattv4u2 Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:51:27pm |
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researchok Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:51:32pm |
re: #153 BongCrodny
I was wondering whether the loss of Beck as a target would have any impact. After seeing the Weiner sketch and this one, I’m convinced they’ve still got their A game.
Take that to the bank.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:52:03pm |
WTF is going on here?
re: #140 Westward Ho
This is a blog, you dipshit. Not an anthology of historical events. Not a gov’t ruling over people. A. Fucking. Blog.
If the owner wants to remove nasty comments, that’s his right. If he wants to drop kick assholes out of here, and nuke their comments, that’s his right.
Seriously, you blowing this thing all out of proportion.
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jamesfirecat Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:52:05pm |
re: #146 EastSider
gotta go with the “go f*** yourself” gospel choir.
Which one, or do you mean both times he used it?
Lets say only once and we’ll also lump all his mockeries of Glenn Beck together into one as well (since there have been like four of them) and that takes us to six.
I think his debate with Reagan OS 9 is in there also you guys?
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wrenchwench Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:53:00pm |
re: #155 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Memory is like a crazy old woman, picking up rags and ignoring diamonds.
Read that earlier and it stuck.
So, it’s a rag?
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:53:11pm |
re: #151 Alouette
My personal favorite: Wyatt Cenac’s report on Judeophobia in Westhampton.
Oh, oh, and Mr. Bagelman’s Story Hole!
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windsagio Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:53:47pm |
re: #159 Slumbering Behemoth
My way to put it is this; “If you start moshing while everyone else is doing a quadrille, you’re gonna get kicked out of the ballroom.”
>>
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SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:53:48pm |
re: #151 Alouette
My personal favorite: Wyatt Cenac’s report on Judeophobia in Westhampton.
The eruv hat one?
I LOVED THE ERUV HAT.
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garhighway Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:54:03pm |
re: #12 lawhawk
Don’t get between a New Yorker and his pizza. Especially if it’s from Ray’s Famous.
Or Famous Ray’s.
Or Original Ray’s.
Or Original Famous Ray’s.
Whichever one is at 1st and 1st.
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:54:13pm |
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:54:21pm |
re: #164 SanFranciscoZionist
The eruv hat one?
I LOVED THE ERUV HAT.
“If I’m inside an eruv, can I kill somebody?”
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EastSider Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:55:01pm |
probably not top 10, and not even Stewart himself…but Rob Corddry’s bit on Corn Cob Bob was fucking hilarious.
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Targetpractice Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:55:13pm |
And another one bites the dust…
So that’s what flouncing looks like. Huh, guess I’m thankful that I wasn’t here to witness the Great Flouncing.
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SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:55:35pm |
re: #169 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds
And another one bites the dust…
So that’s what flouncing looks like. Huh, guess I’m thankful that I wasn’t here to witness the Great Flouncing.
Oh, hell, sometimes we’d have six or seven of those a night.
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garhighway Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:55:47pm |
re: #168 EastSider
probably not top 10, and not even Stewart himself…but Rob Corddry’s bit on Corn Cob Bob was fucking hilarious.
[Link: www.thedailyshow.com…]
I’d vote for the Team Stupid vs Team Evil piece.
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:55:54pm |
re: #126 BongCrodny
Thank you.
I’m a purist. Pineapple on a pizza is like meat on a doughnut.
Voodoo doughnuts. Maple & Bacon.
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EastSider Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:55:54pm |
re: #165 garhighway
Whichever one is at 1st and 1st.
I’m fairly certain you can have whatever Pizza you want at the nexus of the universe.
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RadicalModerate Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:56:12pm |
re: #160 jamesfirecat
Which one, or do you mean both times he used it?
Lets say only once and we’ll also lump all his mockeries of Glenn Beck together into one as well (since there have been like four of them) and that takes us to six.
I think his debate with Reagan OS 9 is in there also you guys?
The takedown of Glenn Beck during his “week of insanity”, complete with blackboards, a puppet show and mobiles was a freaking tour-de-force
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Charles Johnson Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:56:29pm |
re: #171 SanFranciscoZionist
Oh, hell, sometimes we’d have six or seven of those a night.
One Rush Limbaugh thread had more than 30 flouncers. Criticizing their idol really sets them off.
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Bubblehead II Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:56:41pm |
re: #152 BigPapa
Naw, just the ban stick whacking another troll.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:56:49pm |
re: #173 EmmmieG
That might be a way you could get me to actually eat a doughnut.
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BongCrodny Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:57:26pm |
re: #135 jamesfirecat
What would the other nine be?
I suppose his first reaction to Osama’s death is in there as is his reaction to Dick Cheney getting shot in the face… oh and his reaction to “maybe if Codi Rice had children we’d have a saner war policy!”
That’s 4 of the top ten…
The Jim Cramer stuff was pretty awesome.
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wrenchwench Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:57:40pm |
re: #169 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds
And another one bites the dust…
So that’s what flouncing looks like. Huh, guess I’m thankful that I wasn’t here to witness the Great Flouncing.
Most flounces were more focused. Here’s what I think set this one off:
Charles 6/02/2011 11:21:04 am PDTGood news: Google Analytics says that for the month of May, traffic at LGF increased by 26.25%.
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:58:17pm |
re: #169 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds
And another one bites the dust…
So that’s what flouncing looks like. Huh, guess I’m thankful that I wasn’t here to witness the Great Flouncing.
Oh, those were glorious days… Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
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Eventual Carrion Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:58:44pm |
re: #46 lawhawk
It’s a sub. No, it’s a hoagie. No, it’s a torpedo.
No. It’s a hero. Get over it! /
It’s a grinder …
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:59:04pm |
re: #178 Slumbering Behemoth
That might be a way you could get me to actually eat a doughnut.
What if they stuck cereal on top?
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jamesfirecat Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:59:09pm |
So just to clear things up here is Jon Stewarts current top ten (not in any order just to keep track of how many)
1: Trump’s Pizza Abuse
2: Go F*** yourself Quire.
3: Our war policy would be sane if Condi Rice had children.
4: Glen Beck puppet show.
5: Eruv Hat.
6: Doctor Bagelman and the storyhole.
7: Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face.
8: Reagan OS 9.
Have I forgotten any?
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:59:19pm |
re: #176 Charles
One Rush Limbaugh thread had more than 30 flouncers. Criticizing their idol really sets them off.
Evolution and Abortion rights threads brought them out like moths to a flame.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:59:49pm |
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Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:00:15pm |
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:00:19pm |
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BongCrodny Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:00:42pm |
re: #183 EmmmieG
What if they stuck cereal on top?
Has anyone ever thought of a Cap’n Crunch pizza? ‘Cause I’m getting dollar signs in my eyes here.
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Jack Burton Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:00:50pm |
re: #180 wrenchwench
Probably. Every time I get morbidly curious and go exploring in the Zone of the Banned, a common statement is how LGF is irrelevant, shrinking, losing hundreds of readers a day, circling the bowl, and on and on.
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SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:01:42pm |
re: #185 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Evolution and Abortion rights threads brought them out like moths to a flame.
I loved the evolution threads.
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Targetpractice Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:01:57pm |
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RadicalModerate Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:01:58pm |
re: #190 ArchangelMichael
Probably. Every time I get morbidly curious and go exploring in the Zone of the Banned, a common statement is how LGF is irrelevant, shrinking, losing hundreds of readers a day, circling the bowl, and on and on.
And never mind that LGF gets around 10 times the traffic than all of the stalker blogs combined.
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:02:08pm |
re: #190 ArchangelMichael
Probably. Every time I get morbidly curious and go exploring in the Zone of the Banned, a common statement is how LGF is irrelevant, shrinking, losing hundreds of readers a day, circling the bowl, and on and on.
Worst. Death Spiral. Ever.
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SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:02:14pm |
re: #190 ArchangelMichael
Probably. Every time I get morbidly curious and go exploring in the Zone of the Banned, a common statement is how LGF is irrelevant, shrinking, losing hundreds of readers a day, circling the bowl, and on and on.
Well, they should know. They’re producing a massive amount of research on us.
//
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wrenchwench Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:02:16pm |
re: #190 ArchangelMichael
Probably. Every time I get morbidly curious and go exploring in the Zone of the Banned, a common statement is how LGF is irrelevant, shrinking, losing hundreds of readers a day, circling the bowl, and on and on.
The stalkers thought they were what made this site. They’ve never let go of that delusion.
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Jack Burton Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:02:24pm |
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:02:24pm |
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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:02:42pm |
re: #189 BongCrodny
Has anyone ever thought of a Cap’n Crunch pizza? ‘Cause I’m getting dollar signs in my eyes here.
you sure that’s dollar signs and you don’t need some vizine after that bong hit? Sounds like ultimate stoner food LOL.
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:02:52pm |
re: #189 BongCrodny
Has anyone ever thought of a Cap’n Crunch pizza? ‘Cause I’m getting dollar signs in my eyes here.
They have a Cap’n Crunch doughnut.
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makeitstop Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:03:03pm |
re: #164 SanFranciscoZionist
The eruv hat one?
I LOVED THE ERUV HAT.
I just hunted it down and watched. Very funny.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:03:05pm |
re: #189 BongCrodny
Has anyone ever thought of a Cap’n Crunch pizza? ‘Cause I’m getting dollar signs in my eyes here.
To everyone out there who I pilloried and demonized for suggesting pineapple on pizza was good, I am very sorry.
I hope that you can forgive me, so that we can all join hands, and in harmony, destroy BongCrodny.
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Killgore Trout Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:03:27pm |
re: #176 Charles
One Rush Limbaugh thread had more than 30 flouncers. Criticizing their idol really sets them off.
It’s amazing to think of all the lizards who flounced over Glenn Beck and the Tea patry. Both are things that the wingnuts themselves no longer support.
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jamesfirecat Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:03:28pm |
re: #187 Obdicut
The rant against CNBC during the fiscal meltdown.
[Link: gawker.com…]
That’s number 9 and the final one in the hall of fame 10 has to be John Oliver reading a list of British war dead, a bit so epic Jon couldn’t keep a straight face during it!
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Jack Burton Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:03:32pm |
re: #198 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Oh, they were great.
I think an amazing amount of comedy came from the Antivaxxer threads too.
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MrSilverDragon Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:03:45pm |
re: #194 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Worst. Death Spiral. Ever.
I’m reminded of Paul Reubens’ “death” scene in “Buffy, the Vampire Slayer”.
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:04:27pm |
re: #206 MrSilverDragon
I’m reminded of Paul Reubens’ “death” scene in “Buffy, the Vampire Slayer”.
Oh…ah…ungh…eh…Owe…ngg
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SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:05:26pm |
re: #201 makeitstop
I just hunted it down and watched. Very funny.
If I’m not Ovadiah Yosef next Purim, I’m making an eruv hat.
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leftynyc Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:05:29pm |
re: #12 lawhawk
Don’t get between a New Yorker and his pizza. Especially if it’s from Ray’s Famous.
Or Famous Ray’s.
Or Original Ray’s.
Or Original Famous Ray’s.
Eh… I prefer John’s on Bleecker (only by the pie TYVM) or Deninos on Staten Island. There’s something about a real thin crust - especially if it’s in a wood burning oven…
If you’re ever in Westchester, you really need to try this one out. Divine.
[Link: www.fandfpizza.com…]
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abolitionist Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:05:56pm |
re: #202 Slumbering Behemoth
To everyone out there who I pilloried and demonized for suggesting pineapple on pizza was good, I am very sorry.
I hope that you can forgive me, so that we can all join hands, and in harmony, destroy BongCrodny.
I’ve dunked pizza in coffee, but only because it was dry and/or cold, and the coffee wasn’t.
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RadicalModerate Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:06:34pm |
re: #199 Dreggas
you sure that’s dollar signs and you don’t need some vizine after that bong hit? Sounds like ultimate stoner food LOL.
Not Cap’n Crunch - Froot Loops.
/remembers eating a entire BOX of the stuff - dry - in the aftermath of a particular stoner night while in college.
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SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:07:09pm |
re: #205 ArchangelMichael
I think an amazing amount of comedy came from the Antivaxxer threads too.
Those were more painful, though, because there was always someone with an autistic child they were sure had been poisoned by vaccines. Just because there was no reason to think that was true didn’t make their pain any less real.
Someone who can’t stand the thought of being distant cousins with a chimpanzee I will mock with no compunction.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:08:28pm |
re: #196 wrenchwench
The stalkers thought they were what made this site. They’ve never let go of that delusion.
Precisely. They display all the outrageous butt-hurt of a jilted lover that refuses to accept the obvious fact that their ex is doing much better without them.
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windsagio Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:09:15pm |
re: #213 Slumbering Behemoth
It goes both ways tho, both sides love tearing into the other :p
(yeah yeah bad grammar)
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BongCrodny Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:09:31pm |
re: #210 abolitionist
I’ve dunked pizza in coffee, but only because it was dry and/or cold, and the coffee wasn’t.
…and I’m the bad guy here.
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wrenchwench Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:09:43pm |
re: #213 Slumbering Behemoth
Precisely. They display all the outrageous butt-hurt of a jilted lover that refuses to accept the obvious fact that their ex is doing much better without them.
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rwdflynavy Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:10:03pm |
re: #184 jamesfirecat
So just to clear things up here is Jon Stewarts current top ten (not in any order just to keep track of how many)
1: Trump’s Pizza Abuse
2: Go F*** yourself Quire.
3: Our war policy would be sane if Condi Rice had children.
4: Glen Beck puppet show.
5: Eruv Hat.
6: Doctor Bagelman and the storyhole.
7: Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face.
8: Reagan OS 9.Have I forgotten any?
I always like the Born Identity/Kenyan Prince Scam about Obama’s birth certificate.
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Charles Johnson Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:10:35pm |
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:10:39pm |
re: #214 windsagio
I will not entertain that kind of Magical Balance Fairy. No.
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:10:40pm |
re: #212 SanFranciscoZionist
Those were more painful, though, because there was always someone with an autistic child they were sure had been poisoned by vaccines. Just because there was no reason to think that was true didn’t make their pain any less real.
Someone who can’t stand the thought of being distant cousins with a chimpanzee I will mock with no compunction.
I take great satisfaction in the impersonal capriciousness of ill fortune. Imagine if everything bad that ever happened to you was because someone thought you deserved it. That’s scary
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:11:24pm |
re: #218 wrenchwench
Well done!
:golf clap:
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Jack Burton Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:11:50pm |
re: #212 SanFranciscoZionist
Those were more painful, though, because there was always someone with an autistic child they were sure had been poisoned by vaccines. Just because there was no reason to think that was true didn’t make their pain any less real.
Someone who can’t stand the thought of being distant cousins with a chimpanzee I will mock with no compunction.
True enough, but I always find comedy in someone who things that Big Bad Pharma wants to make you sick to make money, but the multi-billion dollar a year industry that is alternative bullshit and woo woo is totally on the level and cares about you more than their profits. This is more of the angle I was thinking of.
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:12:15pm |
Now whats funny is I spelled impersonal capriciousness perfectly fine and my spell checker hit me on thats.
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Jack Burton Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:13:12pm |
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:13:34pm |
I get to be “Joe the Plumber” again this afternoon, and fix another shower stem. :sigh:
Peace out, Lizards.
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windsagio Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:13:46pm |
re: #221 Slumbering Behemoth
dude, its been what 80 posts since that guy got the boot? Everybody is going on about ‘flouncings greatest hits!’
People love talking about the stalkers, altho yer right htat its not usually taken to the point of maniacal obsession that those other guys seem to have.
Still a symbiotic relationship :p
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BongCrodny Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:13:54pm |
re: #212 SanFranciscoZionist
Those were more painful, though, because there was always someone with an autistic child they were sure had been poisoned by vaccines. Just because there was no reason to think that was true didn’t make their pain any less real.
Someone who can’t stand the thought of being distant cousins with a chimpanzee I will mock with no compunction.
I never understood that line of thinking. To me, it was always “you mean we were like that, and now we’re like this? How cool is that?”
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SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:15:06pm |
re: #229 BongCrodny
I never understood that line of thinking. To me, it was always “you mean we were like that, and now we’re like this? How cool is that?”
Much awesomely cooler than ‘it just happened’.
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jamesfirecat Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:15:18pm |
re: #216 wrenchwench
//Hey you’re stealing my bit with the LOLtroll cats! Granted I haven’t made one in a long while but still, BIT STEALER!
(It’s okay really, though I should go back to making them they were fun…)
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garhighway Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:16:50pm |
re: #184 jamesfirecat
So just to clear things up here is Jon Stewarts current top ten (not in any order just to keep track of how many)
1: Trump’s Pizza Abuse
2: Go F*** yourself Quire.
3: Our war policy would be sane if Condi Rice had children.
4: Glen Beck puppet show.
5: Eruv Hat.
6: Doctor Bagelman and the storyhole.
7: Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face.
8: Reagan OS 9.Have I forgotten any?
There is no way this one does not make the list:
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SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:17:08pm |
re: #231 jamesfirecat
//Hey you’re stealing my bit with the LOLtroll cats! Granted I haven’t made one in a long while but still, BIT STEALER!
(It’s okay really, though I should go back to making them they were fun…)
That’s a LOLtroll LIZARD. It’s a different, although clearly related, bit.
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Jack Burton Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:17:57pm |
re: #232 garhighway
There is no way this one does not make the list:
[Link: www.thedailyshow.com…]
This!
Definitely needs to be on that list.
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Interesting Times Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:19:52pm |
re: #228 windsagio
People love talking about the stalkers, altho yer right htat its not usually taken to the point of maniacal obsession that those other guys seem to have.
Still a symbiotic relationship :p
Er, no. Back when several people regularly posted on the stalkers’ behavior, that comment may have been relevant, but trust me “stalker talk” has dropped off considerably in the past few months. Sometimes when there’s a reminder (like the now-banned troll in this thread) or alert about their nick-jacking/cybervandalism, you’ll get some discussion, but it’s no longer a regular occurrence.
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engineer cat Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:20:31pm |
technical question:
if you are on a public (but passworded) wifi in, say, a cafe, on your windows xp laptop with filesharing turned off - can somebody on the same wifi copy files off of your harddrive?
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jamesfirecat Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:21:46pm |
Okay the revised list is as follows…
1: Trump’s Pizza Abuse
2: Go F*** yourself Quire.
3: Our war policy would be sane if Condi Rice had children.
4: Glen Beck puppet show.
5: Eruv Hat.
6: Doctor Bagelman and the storyhole.
7: Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face.
8: Team Evil Versus Team Stupid.
9: Jon Oliver Reading the list of British War Dead.
10: Jon blasting CNN/Jim Cramer.
(I’m droping Reagan OS since it wasn’t quite as epic as the others on this list)
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garhighway Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:23:51pm |
re: #237 jamesfirecat
Okay the revised list is as follows…
1: Trump’s Pizza Abuse
2: Go F*** yourself Quire.
3: Our war policy would be sane if Condi Rice had children.
4: Glen Beck puppet show.
5: Eruv Hat.
6: Doctor Bagelman and the storyhole.
7: Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face.
8: Team Evil Versus Team Stupid.
9: Jon Oliver Reading the list of British War Dead.
10: Jon blasting CNN/Jim Cramer.(I’m droping Reagan OS since it wasn’t quite as epic as the others on this list)
yay!
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:24:13pm |
re: #236 engineer dog
technical question:
if you are on a public (but passworded) wifi in, say, a cafe, on your windows xp laptop with filesharing turned off - can somebody on the same wifi copy files off of your harddrive?
If they can find another exploit on your machine, then yes. Any machine attached to any kind of network can be hacked.
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Charles Johnson Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:24:20pm |
re: #228 windsagio
dude, its been what 80 posts since that guy got the boot? Everybody is going on about ‘flouncings greatest hits!’
People love talking about the stalkers, altho yer right htat its not usually taken to the point of maniacal obsession that those other guys seem to have.
Still a symbiotic relationship :p
You know, the last time you started up with this crap, you ended up getting a timeout. I’m not going to be as generous next time.
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Kronocide Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:24:55pm |
Mad King Charles’ blog
Totally Irrelevant
That’s why we obsess
Stalker Haiku
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windsagio Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:26:33pm |
re: #240 Charles
Not sure how its the same, but its your show man. Consider it withdrawn, I won’t bring it up again :D
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sattv4u2 Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:27:12pm |
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engineer cat Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:29:35pm |
re: #239 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
If they can find another exploit on your machine, then yes. Any machine attached to any kind of network can be hacked.
gee, what kind of an “exploit” would they need? how would that work?
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Kragar (Antichrist ) Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:31:40pm |
re: #245 engineer dog
gee, what kind of an “exploit” would they need? how would that work?
An exploit is a flaw in a program a hacker can use to gain privileges on a vulnerable machine.
Make sure all your software is patched and up to date, make sure you’ve got some sort of firewall running and keep your antivirus software up to date.
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albusteve Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:32:28pm |
re: #242 webevintage
It is 95 (feels like 100) out.
Too soon…
94 here in ABQ with an oven hot wind blowing of the mesa….it’s relentless and it’s even wearing me down…but just a little…June is our hottest month out here
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gamark Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:52:10pm |
re: #246 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Make sure all your software is patched and up to date, make sure you’ve got some sort of firewall running and keep your antivirus software up to date.
Somebody should have told that to Sony.
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mph Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:58:00pm |
All I knew about that Famous Famiglia pizza place is that Albanians own it – but it definitely isn’t an “Albanian chain” as the Fox News reporter referenced it in the above clip. I’ve never tried it though.
As for Stewart’s recommendations — Grimaldi’s is way overrated. Not worth the trip to Brooklyn. John’s on Bleecker St was very good. I’d definitely go back there. I want to try to Arturo’s coal oven pizza…been intending to do that for years.
I just don’t find Jon Stewart funny though…and it has nothing to do with his politics. Give me Conan or Norm Macdonald. Everything Stewart says seems forced and inauthentic.
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Vicious Babushka Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:59:27pm |
re: #184 jamesfirecat
So just to clear things up here is Jon Stewarts current top ten (not in any order just to keep track of how many)
1: Trump’s Pizza Abuse
2: Go F*** yourself Quire.
3: Our war policy would be sane if Condi Rice had children.
4: Glen Beck puppet show.
5: Eruv Hat.
6: Doctor Bagelman and the storyhole.
7: Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face.
8: Reagan OS 9.Have I forgotten any?
#2 should be “Go F*** yourself Choir. I was wondering to myself who the F*** is Quire?
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abolitionist Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:06:21pm |
re: #236 engineer dog
technical question:
if you are on a public (but passworded) wifi in, say, a cafe, on your windows xp laptop with filesharing turned off - can somebody on the same wifi copy files off of your harddrive?
For XP, I don’t think whether it’s a public or private LAN (or wifi hotspot) matters, nor does presence or absence of password authentication for access, except that risks are generally lower when authentication is required. For XP, the files-sharing setting within your machine then determines whether or not any folders you may have designated as shared are visible to others on the same LAN, or on the internet. (I’ve limited experience w/XP, but I think even folders designated as shared would then not be accessible to others.)
On Vista and later, when a particular wifi access point is setup, the OS asks you to characterize it as “public” (ie, to be less trusted) or “private” (more trustworthy). For the public option, that bit of info is used for automatically modifying the firewall rules (temporarily) to help prevent your machine from advertising its presence, and to constrain/override whatever sharing may have been in effect, so long as you are connected to that particular public AP. For Vista, I think the effect is more or less like having the file-sharing option turned off temporarily.
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Hawaii69 Thu, Jun 2, 2011 6:33:11pm |
re: #202 Slumbering Behemoth
To everyone out there who I pilloried and demonized for suggesting pineapple on pizza was good, I am very sorry.
I don’t care what people want to put ont heir pizza, but please….do not throw ham & pineapple on a pizza and call it “Hawaiian Style”. People out here have no idea what a “Hawaiian Style” pizza is, unless they’ve moved
here from the mainland (as I did).
For that matter, this doesn’t seem to be isolated to pizza. People will dump ham & pineapple on all kinds of things and call it “Hawaiian Style”
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Usually refered to as anyways Thu, Jun 2, 2011 7:39:41pm |
re: #252 Hawaii69
For that matter, this doesn’t seem to be isolated to pizza. People will dump ham & pineapple on all kinds of things and call it “Hawaiian Style”
Ignore them they are ignorant, I remember Marianne made plenty with pineapple, coconut and bananas.
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Flavia Thu, Jun 2, 2011 9:52:40pm |
re: #14 Charles
If you ask me, the stacking is even worse than the fork. People who stack pizza are often Satan worshippers.
These were my exact thoughts! I remarked to my husband (from Brooklyn!) that I could forgive a guy who dresses in >$1,000 suits w/>$100 ties for using a fork - I meanm you gotta be careful! - but the stacked pizza? What we agreed was worse, however, was the “chain” store! BLASPHEMY! (or at least treason!)
I WANNA SEE TRUMP’S NY BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!
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