Today’s idea made of pure fail:
Pizza Ranch proprietor promises to rename his chicken salad “Santorum salad” in Rick’s honor. twitter.com/BuzzFeedBen/st…
— Ben Smith (@BuzzFeedBen) January 2, 2012
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Kragar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 2:50:38pm |
Does it come in a combination with shit on a shingle?
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 2:51:48pm |
Santorum even negates the slogan “Everything tastes good on a Ritz.” Santorum salad?
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 2:53:15pm |
I’m never eating at Pizza Ranch, I can tell you that much.
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albusteve Mon, Jan 2, 2012 2:54:17pm |
re: #10 Slumbering Behemoth
I’m never eating at Pizza Ranch, I can tell you that much.
Pizzo Ranchero!…Ole!
pet friendly…mmm
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Shiplord Kirel Mon, Jan 2, 2012 2:55:11pm |
That’s the single most disgusting image ever evoked by any political news item, anywhere in the world, at any point in history.
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Kragar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 2:56:01pm |
Does one use a creamy or vinaigrette dressing with Santorum?
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EdDantes Mon, Jan 2, 2012 2:56:45pm |
re: #15 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Does one use a creamy or vinaigrette dressing with Santorum?
Eeeeewwww!
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Stanley Sea Mon, Jan 2, 2012 2:56:58pm |
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 2:57:22pm |
“Pizza Ranch” - I’ll bet they specialize in fried chicken…(googling)…yep.
Oh, and I don’t have to eat there to know their pizzas suck.
Ranch Specialty Pizzas
Every cowpoke’s got a favorite!When you come to a list of choices like these, eenie meenie miney moe works real nice.
ROUNDUP™ (Customer Favorite)
Beef, Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Onions, Mushrooms, Black Olives
TEXAN™ (Taco)
Beef, Lettuce, Tomato, Two Cheeses, Taco Sauce, Onions, Taco Chips
BRONCO™ (All Meat)
Beef, Italian Sausage, Pepperoni, Canadian Bacon, Bacon Pieces
STAMPEDE™ (Almost Everything)
Canadian Bacon, Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Beef, Mushrooms, Green & Black Olives, Onions, Green Peppers
TRAILBLAZER™
Pepperoni, Canadian Bacon, Italian Sausage, Mushrooms, Green Peppers
PRAIRIE™ (Veggie)
Mushrooms, Onions, Black & Green Olives, Green Peppers
BLT
Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, Mayonnaise
Mayo on a pizza? Give me pineapple any day.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 2:59:20pm |
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 2:59:49pm |
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Gus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 2:59:53pm |
re: #18 darthstar
“Pizza Ranch” - I’ll bet they specialize in fried chicken…(googling)…yep.
Oh, and I don’t have to eat there to know their pizzas suck.
Mayo on a pizza? Give me pineapple any day.
What no Cool Whip™?
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Gus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:00:25pm |
re: #20 darthstar
One Santorum salad coming up…Hold the sheep.
Save that for when he gets to Wyoming.
//
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:00:38pm |
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:02:00pm |
Whoever this proprietor is, s/he has no idea what kind of internet meme-storm s/he has just unleashed on that pizza joint.
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Shiplord Kirel Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:02:02pm |
re: #18 darthstar
“Pizza Ranch” - I’ll bet they specialize in fried chicken…(googling)…yep.
Oh, and I don’t have to eat there to know their pizzas suck.
Mayo on a pizza? Give me pineapple any day.
Cowboy pizza? That’s just wrong. May the ghost of Gabby Hayes rise from the grave and smite them back to whatever culinary swamp they came from.
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:02:46pm |
re: #23 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
What? No fucking veggie?
PRAIRIE™ (Veggie)
Mushrooms, Onions, Black & Green Olives, Green Peppers
If you can call that a vegetable pizza.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:03:32pm |
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:03:40pm |
re: #23 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
What? No fucking veggie?
Don’t worry, the Bachmann Salad is just around the corner.
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albusteve Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:04:32pm |
re: #27 Shiplord Kirel
Cowboy pizza? That’s just wrong. May the ghost of Gabby Hayes rise from the grave and smite them back to whatever culinary swamp they came from.
rockin across the desert in Jezabelle
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Kragar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:04:49pm |
re: #31 Slumbering Behemoth
Don’t worry, the Bachmann Salad is just around the corner.
Iceberg lettuce sprinkled with nuts.
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Gus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:04:52pm |
re: #31 Slumbering Behemoth
Don’t worry, the Bachmann Salad is just around the corner.
What kind of beverage would you like with that? Or specialty is a bottle of Perry-Air.
//
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:06:54pm |
We Reserve the Right to Serve Refuse to Anyone.
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Gus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:07:55pm |
re: #35 Slumbering Behemoth
We Reserve the Right to Serve Refuse to Anyone.
Could I have a bowl of the Ron Paul-Nuts anyway?
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:08:20pm |
re: #31 Slumbering Behemoth
Don’t worry, the Bachmann Salad is just around the corner.
The large one is the Bachmann Salad Overdrive
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The Ghost of a Flea Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:08:22pm |
re: #33 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Iceberg lettuce sprinkled with nuts.
With a side of country-style fly agaric mushrooms.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:08:38pm |
Anybody think Chavez is gonna write a check to Exxon?
I didn’t think so.
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:08:58pm |
re: #31 Slumbering Behemoth
Don’t worry, the Bachmann Salad is just around the corner.
The “Bachmann” is the bowl of mixed nuts on the bar.
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Targetpractice Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:09:18pm |
I wanted to try the Mitt Romney, but found that it was too expensive for my budget. That’s alright, a friend told me that it’s rather bland, as it can’t decide what taste it’s supposed to have.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:10:17pm |
re: #41 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds
I think bland is going to be on the menu, anyway.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:10:26pm |
re: #41 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds
Go back next week. The Romney will be an entirely different dish.
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BishopX Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:10:41pm |
re: #26 Slumbering Behemoth
Whoever this proprietor is, s/he has no idea what kind of internet meme-storm s/he has just unleashed on that pizza joint.
I think he might… I mean the T-shirt sales will probably make up for the spoiled appetites.
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Shiplord Kirel Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:11:16pm |
Yikes! From Pizza Ranch at wikipedia:
Pizza Ranch is a Christian based company. This can be seen on their mission/vision posters in their restaurants and on their website. The Pizza Ranch vision is “To glorify God by positively impacting the world we live in.”
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:12:05pm |
The Ron Paul: A club sandwich that demands the right to limit admissions.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:13:08pm |
re: #45 Shiplord Kirel
“To glorify God by positively impacting the world we live in…”
…by finding every potential way to serve pork, bread and tomato sauce.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:13:09pm |
re: #45 Shiplord Kirel
People who pander to religious sensibilities on such a low level make me sick.
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Gus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:14:01pm |
re: #49 Slumbering Behemoth
People who pander to religious sensibilities on such a low level make me sick.
My dream is to own a chain of pizzerias in order to spread atheism.
//
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:14:26pm |
The Newt Gingrich: Eat it quick, before it moves on to another customer.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:14:28pm |
re: #49 Slumbering Behemoth
People who pander to religious sensibilities on such a low level make me sick.
I even hate companies who say they’re in business to serve the needs of the public.
A company is in business to make money for its owner. Period.
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:15:10pm |
re: #45 Shiplord Kirel
Yikes! From Pizza Ranch at wikipedia:
To glorify god by making his flock obese.
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Eclectic Infidel Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:15:13pm |
Another case of conservatives being sorely out of touch with reality.
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Targetpractice Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:15:16pm |
re: #46 Slumbering Behemoth
The Ron Paul: A club sandwich that demands the right to limit admissions.
No no, that’s the Rand Paul.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:15:35pm |
re: #50 Gus 802
Just put mayo on all your pizzas. That will crush people’s faith in god instantly.
/
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Feline Fearless Leader Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:15:46pm |
Order the Neverending Fish Sandwich!
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:16:36pm |
Gonna watch me some college football. G’night knuckleheads.
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Walking Spanish Down the Hall Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:16:40pm |
re: #56 Slumbering Behemoth
Just put mayo on all your pizzas. That will crush people’s faith in god instantly.
/
Mayo goes with walnuts.
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:17:04pm |
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Eclectic Infidel Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:17:54pm |
re: #38 The Ghost of a Flea
With a side of country-style fly agaric mushrooms.
And creamy ranch dressing.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:19:00pm |
The Herman Cain: Nine toppings on nine slices, with nein substance.
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Targetpractice Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:20:13pm |
The Ron Paul’s simply an empty plate, as the Constitution doesn’t say anything about sandwiches.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:21:14pm |
The Jon Huntsman: Sorry, you want the Chinese restaurant around the corner.
/I got nuthin’
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Shiplord Kirel Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:21:31pm |
re: #57 oaktree
Order the Neverending Fish Sandwich!
Perhaps they will tell us how Jesus fed the multitude with five cheese pizzas and two cans of unwanted anchovies.
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The Ghost of a Flea Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:21:59pm |
re: #63 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds
The Ron Paul’s simply an empty plate, as the Constitution doesn’t say anything about sandwiches.
It’s up to the state franchises to determine what’s on the plate, and who’s allowed to order the Ron Paul.
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Gus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:22:01pm |
re: #63 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds
The Ron Paul’s simply an empty plate, as the Constitution doesn’t say anything about sandwiches.
Thanks to Ron Paul our state allows us to serve you nothing at our restaurant. If you want food on that plate drive over to the next state where they require that restaurants serve food!
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Killgore Trout Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:22:51pm |
Cheers, boos for occupy protesters at US parade
As the protest began a few boos were heard from parade-goers still lining the sidewalk, though many just looked with interest, and a few cheered the demonstrators on.
“You people are no more than communist revolutionaries who destroy our country,” said a member of a small group called the Bible Believers, according to The Los Angeles Times.
A group of people on an apartment balcony cheered and waved, though one man shouted “Get a job!” and “You guys had your 15 minutes,” the newspaper reported.
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Targetpractice Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:23:02pm |
re: #64 Slumbering Behemoth
The Jon Huntsman: Sorry, you want the Chinese restaurant around the corner.
/I got nuthin’
The Jon Huntsman, a perfectly normal, great tasting sub…that nobody orders.
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:23:07pm |
re: #64 Slumbering Behemoth
The Jon Huntsman: Sorry, you want the Chinese restaurant around the corner.
/I got nuthin’
The Romney: It’s whatever you want it to be (note: difficult to order for parties of three or more)
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Shiplord Kirel Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:23:16pm |
re: #50 Gus 802
My dream is to own a chain of pizzerias in order to spread atheism.
//
Godless Father’s?
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Michael McBacon Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:23:46pm |
Mexican-free Texas pizza and halal-free Santorum salad.
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:24:49pm |
re: #71 Shiplord Kirel
Godless Father’s?
When I want to spread athiesm, I just point to some of our more public Xians.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:24:58pm |
The Sarah Palin: An airy, custard filled pastry that bails on you half way through eating it.
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Targetpractice Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:26:16pm |
re: #74 Slumbering Behemoth
The Sarah Palin: An airy, custard filled pastry that bails on you half way through eating it.
Sold great initially because of it’s look, but then lost popularity quickly when customers found out there was no real substance to it.
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The Ghost of a Flea Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:26:22pm |
re: #71 Shiplord Kirel
Godless Father’s?
Not featuring the flying spaghetti pizza, because it doesn’t exist.
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Bubblehead II Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:28:09pm |
Evening Lizards. Obviously this Guy has never Googled “Santorum” or if he did, decided to overlook the more, shall we say derogatory meaning of his name.
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Walking Spanish Down the Hall Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:29:06pm |
re: #74 Slumbering Behemoth
The Sarah Palin: An airy, custard filled pastry that bails on you half way through eating it.
“The Sarah Palin: An airy, [whipped] custard filled pastry that bails on you half way through eating it.”
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:30:29pm |
The Rick Perry: A righteous BLT sold in all 51 states.
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BishopX Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:33:31pm |
re: #78 b_sharp
I think the Palin is a type of merengue…white, whipped up and airy.
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Walking Spanish Down the Hall Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:33:47pm |
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Shiplord Kirel Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:34:13pm |
The Santorum salad, or something very similar, just might be for real:
I missed this truly astonishing tidbit in my first reading of the wikipedia Pizza Ranch article,
The first restaurant was in Hull, Iowa.[2] In 2001 founder Lawrence Vander Esch was sentenced to 10 years for fondling teenage male employees in Hull after falsely persuading them to donate semen samples for a medical research project.[4] In October 2006 District Court Judge James D. Scott vacated Vander Esch’s convictions, finding that there was essentially consent on the part of the victims even though they were misled.[5]
Note that the victims were two teenage employees of the restaurant, who were fraudulently presuaded to provide the “samples.” The real purpose of this material is not specified and perhaps we don’t want to know.
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:34:46pm |
re: #82 BishopX
I think the Palin is a type of merengue…white, whipped up and airy.
I heard Sarah was into whips…
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albusteve Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:35:09pm |
re: #83 b_sharp
I thought the 51st was the state of confusion.
I guess Canuckistan could be considered confused.
it’s not a state, it’s a ball…
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EdDantes Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:35:31pm |
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The Ghost of a Flea Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:36:29pm |
The Sarah Palin Pizza is a single piece of filo topped with Provel: at first it looks like it might be tasty, be soon you find out it’s brittle, synthetic, and you paid too much for it.
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:36:37pm |
re: #84 Shiplord Kirel
The Santorum salad, or something very similar, just might be for real:
I missed this truly astonishing tidbit in my first reading of the wikipedia Pizza Ranch article,
The victims were two teenage employees of the restaurant, who were fraudulently presuaded to provide the samples. The real purpose of this material is not specified and perhaps we don’t want to know.
Special sauce on your pizza?
Who knew that the “Ranch Dip” was an activity?
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Shiplord Kirel Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:38:23pm |
So, the founder of this “Christian-based business” is a perv. Who would have thought?
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Killgore Trout Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:38:27pm |
Iowa Nice
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The Ghost of a Flea Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:40:34pm |
When you buy the Newt Gingrich, you think you’re getting a nice pizza at plush restaurant. Instead, you’re led into a dark alley where Newt Gingrich gives you a Rusty Venture and then charges you for it.
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albusteve Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:41:26pm |
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:41:54pm |
re: #91 Killgore Trout
That was awesome.
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Shiplord Kirel Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:42:50pm |
I can’t top Shakespeare for a Gingrich recipe:
“Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and howlet’s wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.”
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:44:37pm |
re: #91 Killgore Trout
Iowa Nice
[Video]
Very good…I don’t feel so bad about Iowa anymore…though their jesus freaks sure get a lot of attention.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:44:52pm |
The Glenn Beck: Yes, we also serve square pizza.
| 98 |
The Ghost of a Flea Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:45:53pm |
The Anthony Weiner: the kitchen “accidentally” sends you a kielbasa.
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What's in the box, Jokey?! Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:47:43pm |
Aaaaaaaaaaand there goes my appetite… which is probably a good thing, seeing as I’m on a diet, so ewww and thanks Charles! ;)
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Bubblehead II Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:50:34pm |
re: #96 darthstar
Very good…I don’t feel so bad about Iowa anymore…though their jesus freaks sure get a lot of attention.
Just like the White Supremacists/Nationalist slap that Idaho gets. Broad Brush slapping tar on everyone because of the (very publicized) actions of a few.
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:50:57pm |
I guess the Romney is when you finally get down to the one item on the menu that wouldn’t be a disaster.
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:53:39pm |
re: #101 EmmmieG
That one is disgusing.
That one gives me heartburn.
That one has that weird ingredient.
That one is just…no.
That one looks good but tastes awful.
I guess it’s the burger again.
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Bubblehead II Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:57:01pm |
I am still trying to figure out the “Obama”. You know some thing that is not only filling, but good for you. OOPS! Not on the menu.
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Targetpractice Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:58:06pm |
re: #103 Bubblehead II
I am still trying to figure out the “Obama”. You know some thing that is not only filling, but good for you. OOPS! Not on the menu.
The Obama: A well-seasoned sandwich that leaves something to be desired, but overall is pretty good.
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:58:19pm |
re: #101 EmmmieG
I guess the Romney is when you finally get down to the one item on the menu that wouldn’t be a disaster.
There’s a reason his wife only feeds him cereal. She never has to ask him what he wants for dinner again.
“Jesus fucking Christ! I can’t go to a restaurant with him!”
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Lidane Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:58:28pm |
re: #26 Slumbering Behemoth
Whoever this proprietor is, s/he has no idea what kind of internet meme-storm s/he has just unleashed on that pizza joint.
Serves them right. I’ll bet their e-mail and in-store comments right now are hilarious.
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erik_t Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:58:54pm |
re: #18 darthstar
“Pizza Ranch” - I’ll bet they specialize in fried chicken…(googling)…yep.
Oh, and I don’t have to eat there to know their pizzas suck.
Mayo on a pizza? Give me pineapple any day.
The traditional types aren’t bad. It’s pretty inoffensively generic.
You know, much like the rest of Iowa in non-political senses.
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Jack Burton Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:59:48pm |
AM 18:22 Do not eat mayo on a pizza as one eats with sauce and cheese; that is abomination.
I know I have a verse for that other abomination (pineapple). Now I’m going to have to add Santorum…
| 109 |
jaunte Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:01:21pm |
Santorum Salad, as created/christened by Boone, IA Pizza Ranch mgr Kieth Rangey
twitter.com
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Bubblehead II Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:01:59pm |
re: #104 Target practice, Worst of Both Worlds
The Obama: A well-seasoned sandwich that leaves something to be desired, but overall is pretty good.
But only if the line cook will make it, with out adding ingredients that ruin it.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:03:09pm |
re: #106 Lidane
All gross internet memes aside, how does this person figure changing the Chicken Salad to the Santorum Salad is in any way complimentary? All chicken comparisons I know of are derogatory.
| 112 |
Kragar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:03:43pm |
The Herman Cain all you can eat buffet for $9.99
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Decatur Deb Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:04:10pm |
re: #111 Slumbering Behemoth
All gross internet memes aside, how does this person figure changing the Chicken Salad to the Santorum Salad is in any way complimentary? All chicken comparisons I know of are derogatory.
(Developer/namer of the salad is a Dem. Fur Reel)
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:04:46pm |
re: #113 Decatur Deb
Librul Plant!
| 115 |
Four More Tears Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:05:05pm |
Breaking: Stanley to introduce the Santorum Steemer in 2012…
| 116 |
Feline Fearless Leader Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:06:05pm |
re: #112 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
The Herman Cain all you can eat buffet for $9.99
With no sales tax if your income is over $250,000.
/
| 117 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:06:51pm |
The Liberal Plant: A pizza so horrendously offensive that you can’t be sure if it’s the real deal, or just trying to make other pizzas look bad by association.
| 118 |
Four More Tears Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:07:56pm |
re: #117 Slumbering Behemoth
The Liberal Plant: A pizza so horrendously offensive that you can’t be sure if it’s the real deal, or just trying to make other pizzas look bad by association.
Made in accordance with Poe’s Law…
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:08:17pm |
re: #109 jaunte
Santorum Salad, as created/christened by Boone, IA Pizza Ranch mgr Kieth Rangey
[Link: twitter.com…]
Holy shit…it even looks like a frothy mixture.
| 120 |
Targetpractice Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:08:53pm |
re: #117 Slumbering Behemoth
The Liberal Plant: A pizza so horrendously offensive that you can’t be sure if it’s the real deal, or just trying to make other pizzas look bad by association.
Though there’s a lot of critics who assert that it’s just a myth, created to excuse bad behavior by conservative pizzas.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:08:53pm |
re: #119 darthstar
I’m not clicking that link. No way.
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Petero1818 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:09:03pm |
Thats it. Its all over. The coveted salad naming at the the Pizza Ranch. Is there any reason to even caucus? You might as well just hand the damn prize to him.
As an aside, I have driven through Iowa a couple of times. I have seen the people there. How many salads do you actually think are sold at the Pizza Ranch. I am guessing you could call it the Jesus H. Salad, and you still would only sell a couple per week.
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:09:56pm |
Okay…the Rose Bowl is a touchdown fest…28-28 at the half. 35-28 after 49 seconds in the third quarter.
| 125 |
jaunte Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:10:00pm |
re: #123 Petero1818
From the looks of it, it’s not so much a salad as a bowl of chicken and mayonnaise.
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:10:10pm |
I actually feel better knowing they sell fried chicken.
I figure they’re probably good at that. (As opposed to pizza).
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Four More Tears Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:10:18pm |
re: #123 Petero1818
Thats it. Its all over. The coveted salad naming at the the Pizza Ranch. Is there any reason to even caucus? You might as well just hand the damn prize to him.
As an aside, I have driven through Iowa a couple of times. I have seen the people there. How many salads do you actually think are sold at the Pizza Ranch. I am guessing you could call it the Jesus H. Salad, and you still would only sell a couple per week.
Are you saying that they should be offering Deep Fried Santorum?
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:10:35pm |
re: #122 Slumbering Behemoth
I’m not clicking that link. No way.
Picture chopped chicken breast in a bowl of mayo.
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:11:55pm |
re: #128 darthstar
Picture chopped chicken breast in a bowl of mayo.
Chicken salad is one of those that does not actually look very good.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:12:06pm |
re: #126 EmmmieG
I actually feel better knowing they sell fried chicken.
I figure they’re probably good at that. (As opposed to pizza).
Once you put mayo on a pizza, you are off my list of trusted food providers. No matter how good your other foods might be, I will never have confidence in your judgement.
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Petero1818 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:12:24pm |
re: #127 JasonA
Are you saying that they should be offering Deep Fried Santorum?
Well, yes, though now that I have seen it is really just a bowl of mayonaise with a bit of chicken tossed in, the whole thing is making more sense. I don’t know what Michelle Obama is talking about, Iowans eat lots of “salad”.
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aagcobb Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:13:15pm |
The Donald Trump: An apprentice chef served it with a hacked up hairball on top, and he was fired.
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:13:46pm |
re: #131 Petero1818
Well, yes, though now that I have seen it is really just a bowl of mayonaise with a bit of chicken tossed in, the whole thing is making more sense. I don’t know what Michelle Obama is talking about, Iowans eat lots of “salad”.
Nothing beats a fruit salad when you really want one.
Well, a good, fresh fruit salad. Not one of those canned things.
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Petero1818 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:14:03pm |
re: #124 darthstar
Okay…the Rose Bowl is a touchdown fest…28-28 at the half. 35-28 after 49 seconds in the third quarter.
To be honest, it is a completely ridiculous game. Even Tebow could throw for 6 touchdowns in this game (and I am a Broncos fan).
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:15:53pm |
No “chicken shit” jokes yet on the thread. I am impress.
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boredtechindenver Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:16:08pm |
Santorum Salad. There has to be a salad tossing joke in there somewhere, but I just can’t find it.
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compound idaho Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:17:08pm |
re: #110 Bubblehead II
But the price is kind of steep $1,000,000,000,000.00
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:17:38pm |
re: #129 EmmmieG
Chicken salad is one of those that does not actually look very good.
It’s what people who don’t know how to cook make. Frankly, they should stick to the drive-through. Though chicken & mayo is probably a bit healthier.
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Petero1818 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:17:46pm |
re: #136 boredtechindenver
Santorum Salad. There has to be a salad tossing joke in there somewhere, but I just can’t find it.
The joke is santorum in the same sentence as salad tossing.
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HoosierHoops Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:18:35pm |
re: #133 EmmmieG
Nothing beats a fruit salad when you really want one.
Well, a good, fresh fruit salad. Not one of those canned things.
I’m now craving a lemon Chicken Salad with just about everything in the fridge thrown in…Thanks for that Lizards…Winston thanks you cause he loves chicken…
/
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Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:18:43pm |
re: #137 compound idaho
That’s only because when you buy the Obama, you have to paying off Bush TARP Taco tab, as well as pay for all the drinks that that table of bankers had, for some reason.
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Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:20:01pm |
re: #138 darthstar
Hey, chicken salad can be freaking awesome. I made these the other day. They ruled:
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:21:12pm |
re: #142 Obdicut
Hey, chicken salad can be freaking awesome. I made these the other day. They ruled:
[Link: www.myrecipes.com…]
I didn’t say it doesn’t taste good. It just doesn’t photograph well.
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Petero1818 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:21:14pm |
re: #142 Obdicut
Hey, chicken salad can be freaking awesome. I made these the other day. They ruled:
[Link: www.myrecipes.com…]
Chicken salad can indeed be awesome. mayonnaise salad however cannot, even if you throw in some chicken.
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:23:05pm |
re: #142 Obdicut
Hey, chicken salad can be freaking awesome. I made these the other day. They ruled:
[Link: www.myrecipes.com…]
You’ve got more than three ingredients…you don’t count.
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Dark_Falcon Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:27:52pm |
re: #28 darthstar
PRAIRIE™ (Veggie)
Mushrooms, Onions, Black & Green Olives, Green PeppersIf you can call that a vegetable pizza.
What’s a veggie pizza supposed to have, broccoli?
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Dark_Falcon Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:28:38pm |
re: #109 jaunte
Santorum Salad, as created/christened by Boone, IA Pizza Ranch mgr Kieth Rangey
[Link: twitter.com…]
Do I even want to know what in there?
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Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:29:00pm |
re: #147 captaincoon
Well, try reading it.
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:29:41pm |
re: #146 Dark_Falcon
What’s a veggie pizza supposed to have, broccoli?
Broccoli is good, as are tomatoes and artichoke hearts. Something to give it substance.
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:30:06pm |
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:30:24pm |
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Dark_Falcon Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:30:39pm |
re: #151 darthstar
Broccoli is good, as are tomatoes and artichoke hearts. Something to give it substance.
Can’t hardly get a flat pizza with Broccoli.
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Dark_Falcon Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:31:41pm |
re: #154 captaincoon
Here’s a tip: If you want to reply to a post, click the ‘Reply’ button next to that post’s date and time.
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Capt. Kuhn Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:31:52pm |
@sattvu2
No, I was lurking, signed in downstairs. Obdicut suggested I come to the current thread.
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:31:59pm |
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jaunte Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:32:17pm |
re: #154 captaincoon
This thread is a food and ‘don’t let that near my food’ thread.
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:32:24pm |
usnews.msnbc.msn.com
Iraq vet sought in killing of Rainier ranger is found dead
No wounds were found on the body, suggesting he perished from the cold overnight. Barnes, an Iraq War veteran, was wearing just a T-shirt and jeans when his body was found in a river.
Sad story all around
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Feline Fearless Leader Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:33:22pm |
Problem is that adding grapes to that salad to make it like a Waldorf might be pushing the meme too far.
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Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:33:39pm |
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:33:57pm |
re: #157 captaincoon
Welcome aboard. Your nickname raised a few eyebrows when you joined…hang out, let people get to know you, and enjoy.
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Dark_Falcon Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:34:51pm |
re: #161 sattv4u2
The guns that guy who photographed with are an AK-based shotgun called a Saiga and the famous MAC-10. Serious firepower, and he likely knew how to use it. We’re ‘lucky’ only one person was killed.
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:37:00pm |
re: #166 Dark_Falcon
I’m glad the fucker’s dead. I don’t care how sexy his guns were. He shot a park ranger.
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:37:07pm |
re: #165 darthstar
Welcome aboard. Your nickname raised a few eyebrows when you joined...hang out, let people get to know you, and enjoy.
Why ,, you didn’t think he was really a captain!?!?!
//
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Capt. Kuhn Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:37:33pm |
re: #164 Sergey Romanov
No… Capt. Kuhn is the extended family nickname I was stuck with, even though I’m not a captain.
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Dark_Falcon Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:37:38pm |
re: #159 captaincoon
Got it. Thanks.
I posted this link last month, but it’s fitting for you. In your honor, sir.
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BishopX Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:37:45pm |
re: #142 Obdicut
What does the note about the shredded chicken say?
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:38:09pm |
re: #167 darthstar
I’m glad the fucker’s dead. I don’t care how sexy his guns were. He shot a park ranger.
he was seriously sick ,, most likely very depressed and probably paranoid
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Petero1818 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:38:17pm |
This description of the buffet at the Pizza Ranch pretty much tells the whole story:
“it’s a spread fit for a cowboy! Dig into our huge selection of Pizza Lover’s Pizza®, plus the Country’s Best Chicken®, hot mashed taters and gravy, vegetables, salad and potato wedges. Then mosey on over to the dessert pizzas including our famous Cactus Bread®. And fer the little ones, we’ve got puddin’!”
I cant believe they didn’t try to register “puddin” ®
By the way this is the pizza ranch’s corporate vision statement:
“Our Vision
To glorify God by positively impacting the world we live in.”
And nothing positively impacts our world like overfeeding obese folks with pizza, fried chicken, desert pizza and of course puddin® on at the “mile long buffet”. Glory be to you God!
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:39:49pm |
re: #168 sattv4u2
Why ,, you didn’t think he was really a captain!?!?!
//
Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy?
(we are talking Santorum)
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Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:40:01pm |
re: #171 BishopX
Dunno. Couldn’t find it. I just roasted with some rosemary and lemon and shredded it.
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Kragar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:40:38pm |
re: #173 Petero1818
This description of the buffet at the Pizza Ranch pretty much tells the whole story:
“it’s a spread fit for a cowboy! Dig into our huge selection of Pizza Lover’s Pizza®, plus the Country’s Best Chicken®, hot mashed taters and gravy, vegetables, salad and potato wedges. Then mosey on over to the dessert pizzas including our famous Cactus Bread®. And fer the little ones, we’ve got puddin’!”I cant believe they didn’t try to register “puddin” ®
By the way this is the pizza ranch’s corporate vision statement:
“Our Vision
To glorify God by positively impacting the world we live in.”And nothing positively impacts our world like overfeeding obese folks with pizza, fried chicken, desert pizza and of course puddin® on at the “mile long buffet”. Glory be to you God!
Mashed potatoes and pizza?
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Capt. Kuhn Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:41:27pm |
re: #165 darthstar
My younger cousins began calling me Capt. Kuhn, and the one in college signed me up. I tried to change the nic here a couple of times, but it didn’t take. Meanwhile, I’m just exploring the buttons and trying to get a feel for this place. Seems like a friendly chat room so far.
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:41:29pm |
re: #176 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Mashed potatoes and pizza?
Not together
the Country’s Best Chicken®, hot mashed taters and gravy, vegetables, salad
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Dark_Falcon Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:41:36pm |
re: #167 darthstar
I’m glad the fucker’s dead. I don’t care how sexy his guns were. He shot a park ranger.
I was talking about their capability, I don’t find either of them ‘sexy’. The man was seriously messed up in the head, and it got him and someone else dead. What makes it sick on a personal level is that I’m glad he’s dead, before he could hurt anyone else.
What makes it hit home is that tomorrow I go back to selling an event on military health care and PTSD is one of the main topics. Things like this give my work added impetus, since I want to do my part to keep them from happening.
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Varek Raith Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:41:46pm |
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:42:06pm |
re: #177 captaincoon
Seems like a friendly chat room so far.
You have lot to learn, grasshopper!!!
//
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Petero1818 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:42:23pm |
re: #176 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Mashed potatoes and pizza?
Nothing accompanies a plate of carbs covered in cheese better than mashed potatoes, sorry …taters and gravy®.
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Petero1818 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:42:58pm |
re: #177 captaincoon
My younger cousins began calling me Capt. Kuhn, and the one in college signed me up. I tried to change the nic here a couple of times, but it didn’t take. Meanwhile, I’m just exploring the buttons and trying to get a feel for this place. Seems like a friendly chat room so far.
Cue Walter…….
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Targetpractice Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:43:59pm |
re: #185 Varek Raith
I sense a disturbance in the Force.
Just a bit of indigestion. Try some Pepto.
/
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:44:05pm |
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:44:24pm |
re: #177 captaincoon
My younger cousins began calling me Capt. Kuhn, and the one in college signed me up. I tried to change the nic here a couple of times, but it didn’t take. Meanwhile, I’m just exploring the buttons and trying to get a feel for this place. Seems like a friendly chat room so far.
We have our moments. Right now there’s so much political porn we tend to get a little crazy at times.
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Kragar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:45:39pm |
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Targetpractice Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:46:36pm |
re: #188 darthstar
We have our moments. Right now there’s so much political porn we tend to get a little crazy at times.
“Political porn,” what an apt name. Stuff that you feel uncomfortable talking about with others and embarrassed if caught viewing in private.
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Varek Raith Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:47:15pm |
re: #191 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds
“Political porn,” what an apt name. Stuff that you feel uncomfortable talking about with others and embarrassed if caught viewing in private.
The tentacle section is over there.
Sheesh.
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Capt. Kuhn Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:47:17pm |
re: #181 sattv4u2
I’m still trying to figure out what I’m doing here. Chat rooms aren’t really my cup of tea.
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:47:45pm |
re: #191 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds
“Political porn,” what an apt name. Stuff that you feel uncomfortable talking about with others and embarrassed if caught viewing in private.
Costs lots of money
You get some satisfaction, but it doesn’t last long
Followed by guilt!!
(don’t EVEN ask me how I know!!!)
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Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:47:55pm |
re: #193 captaincoon
You know, in all my time in this world, I’ve never found myself posting on a message board that I didn’t want to in the first place. It’s pretty fucking weird.
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Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:47:57pm |
re: #192 Varek Raith
The tentacle section is over there.
Sheesh.
It all clicks in place now - the octopus refs…
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Targetpractice Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:48:57pm |
re: #192 Varek Raith
The tentacle section is over there.
Sheesh.
Thanks…er, I mean, disgusting, how can you watch that?! Shame, shame!
//
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Feline Fearless Leader Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:50:02pm |
re: #187 sattv4u2
I blame the mashed tater pizza!
I had a pierogie calzone once, which pretty much is a folded over mashed potato pizza. A bit bland, but actually wasn’t that bad.
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Varek Raith Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:50:15pm |
re: #199 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds
Thanks…er, I mean, disgusting, how can you watch that?! Shame, shame!
//
I had an ex girlfriend who drew the stuff.
So, yeah.
I’ve seen it all.
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:50:15pm |
re: #193 captaincoon
I’m still trying to figure out what I’m doing here. Chat rooms aren’t really my cup of tea.
Take your time
Figure it out
Don’t force it
THEN ,,, decide if it’s for you or not
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Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:50:32pm |
re: #198 BigPapa
Trolldar?
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Varek Raith Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:50:39pm |
re: #202 sattv4u2
Take your time
Figure it out
Don’t force it
THEN ,,, decide if it’s for you or not
That’s what she said!
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:50:43pm |
re: #193 captaincoon
I’m still trying to figure out what I’m doing here. Chat rooms aren’t really my cup of tea.
This is more of a community. Some of us know others in real life, and the people here have even collaborated on cook books. Far different from your average chat room, but if you want to hear about how magnificently huge my cock is…nah…too soon.
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Feline Fearless Leader Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:51:41pm |
re: #193 captaincoon
I’m still trying to figure out what I’m doing here. Chat rooms aren’t really my cup of tea.
Well, it’s a community. So there must have been something here in the discussions (politics, science, food, politics, movies, gaming, did I mention politics?) that got your cousin to do a phantom registration for you.
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The Ghost of a Flea Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:51:48pm |
re: #187 sattv4u2
I blame the mashed tater pizza!
Years of Indian food has taught me: mixing your starches can be awesome, or it will be the culinary equivalent of ballast.
The local pizzeria does a potato and red onion pizza served with tzatziki, and it’s mighty good.
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Targetpractice Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:51:48pm |
re: #202 sattv4u2
Take your time
Figure it out
Don’t force it
THEN ,,, decide if it’s for you or not
“LGF: After Dark” started early today, I see.
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Petero1818 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:51:48pm |
re: #205 darthstar
This is more of a community. Some of us know others in real life, and the people here have even collaborated on cook books. Far different from your average chat room, but if you want to hear about how magnificently huge my cock is…nah…too soon.
fair enough. But what are you wearing right now….
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FreedomMoon Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:51:55pm |
The first thing that popped into my mind was the “dressing” but I see someone beat me to the punch a la post #198. But now that I thought about it a little longer, I started to feel a bit nauseous and and am now regretting that the thought entered my head. *barfs*
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:52:06pm |
re: #193 captaincoon
We have lots of “members” that hardly ever (if even that often) post at all
They do what you did ,, lurk,, read ,,, down or up ding
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Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:52:11pm |
re: #206 Obdicut
blogspot fail
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:52:35pm |
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Targetpractice Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:52:56pm |
re: #201 Varek Raith
I had an ex girlfriend who drew the stuff.
So, yeah.
I’ve seen it all.
As long as no yaoi was involved, you got off light.
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Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:53:16pm |
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Varek Raith Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:53:25pm |
re: #215 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds
As long as no yaoi was involved, you got off light.
Nope, none of that.
Some yuri though.
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Targetpractice Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:53:50pm |
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Capt. Kuhn Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:54:13pm |
re: #195 Obdicut
You know, in all my time in this world, I’ve never found myself posting on a message board that I didn’t want to in the first place. It’s pretty fucking weird.
You think it’s weird! The log in and password came as a present! I’m just taking it for a spin, that’s all.
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Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:54:40pm |
re: #219 captaincoon
You think it’s weird! The log in and password came as a present! I’m just taking it for a spin, that’s all.
Birthday present, I hope?
/
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Vicious Babushka Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:54:47pm |
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Varek Raith Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:55:13pm |
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:55:26pm |
re: #219 captaincoon
You think it’s weird! The log in and password came as a present! I’m just taking it for a spin, that’s all.
Wow ,, you have some really cheap relatives!!!
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Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:55:29pm |
re: #219 captaincoon
You think it’s weird! The log in and password came as a present! I’m just taking it for a spin, that’s all.
Yes, I think it’s weird. Especially since it’s free to post here. Did you ask your friend/confidant/lover/rival/boss created the login for you?
And why they used the spelling ‘coon’ for your nickname rather than Kuhn?
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freetoken Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:55:36pm |
re: #193 captaincoon
I’m still trying to figure out what I’m doing here. Chat rooms aren’t really my cup of tea.
Well, the Pages feature allows you to create your own little blog, if there are topics about which you want to write, and have neat little functions like twitter buttons, embedded video, etc. Easier to use than Wordpress.
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:56:00pm |
re: #219 captaincoon
You think it’s weird! The log in and password came as a present! I’m just taking it for a spin, that’s all.
Cheap fuckin’ cousin you got there…you do know how much membership in this exclusive club costs, right?
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Petero1818 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:56:03pm |
re: #223 sattv4u2
Wow ,, you have some really cheap relatives!!!
I was just thinking…how bad does a recession have to be that a log in and password to a free site constitute a present.//
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Capt. Kuhn Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:56:27pm |
re: #202 sattv4u2
No worries, mate. Just testing the waters.
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Targetpractice Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:57:07pm |
re: #226 darthstar
Cheap fuckin’ cousin you got there…you do know how much membership in this exclusive club costs, right?
They tried to charge me my immortal soul, but I talked them down to my first born. *sigh* I sure am gonna miss that kid…when he’s born…one of these days…
//
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aagcobb Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:57:09pm |
re: #227 Petero1818
I was just thinking…how bad does a recession have to be that a log in and password to a free site constitute a present.//
Its the thought that counts. In this case, the thought is that cousin doesn’t rate a gift which costs money.
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Capt. Kuhn Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:58:05pm |
re: #224 Obdicut
Kuhn is my name. Captain Coon is an unfortunate pun that I didn’t choose.
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:58:08pm |
re: #231 aagcobb
Its the thought that counts. In this case, the thought is that cousin doesn’t rate a gift which costs money.
Worse ,,, it was re-gifted!!!!
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:58:08pm |
re: #230 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds
They tried to charge me my immortal soul, but I talked them down to my first born. *sigh* I sure am gonna miss that kid…when he’s born…one of these days…
//
I just sent in someone else’s kid…they can make more.
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:58:31pm |
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:59:18pm |
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Petero1818 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:59:19pm |
re: #228 captaincoon
No worries, mate. Just testing the waters.
well then, if you really wanted to join LGF, you’d have to really hate the Romans.
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Capt. Kuhn Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:59:39pm |
re: #223 sattv4u2
Wow ,, you have some really cheap relatives!!!
It was apparently a joke gift, and I’m starting to get the joke.
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Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:00:02pm |
re: #232 captaincoon
Kuhn is my name. Captain Coon is an unfortunate pun that I didn’t choose.
Since logins are free here, why not just register a new one, if you think it’s unfortunate?
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Kronocide Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:00:38pm |
re: #203 Sergey Romanov
Trolldar?
Um…. maybe a little blip. Can’t tell if it’s background noise or some anomaly.
I hate going off all half cocked.
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Decatur Deb Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:01:22pm |
re: #237 Petero1818
well then, if you really wanted to join LGF, you’d have to really hate the Romans.
Septicolline scum!!
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Targetpractice Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:01:33pm |
re: #240 BigPapa
Um… maybe a little blip. Can’t tell if it’s background noise or some anomaly.
I hate going off all half cocked.
Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure.
//
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:01:45pm |
re: #237 Petero1818
well then, if you really wanted to join LGF, you’d have to really hate the Romans.
What have the Romans ever done for us?
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Feline Fearless Leader Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:01:59pm |
re: #241 captaincoon
No. I hate the Bengals.
How can one hate the Bengals? They’re generally too inept to really hate.
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Capt. Kuhn Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:02:18pm |
re: #239 Obdicut
Because I’m not sure if I want to join up. This is a curiosity for me.
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:02:31pm |
re: #239 Obdicut
Since logins are free here, why not just register a new one, if you think it’s unfortunate?
From his 177
I tried to change the nic here a couple of times,
Another longtime poster said something similar last week,,that they tried to alter their screename but couldn’t
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Kragar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:02:36pm |
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aagcobb Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:02:44pm |
re: #245 oaktree
How can one hate the Bengals? They’re generally too inept to really hate.
If one is a Bengals fan, its easy.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:02:55pm |
Dearest Lizards,
Please don’t be like my stupid neighbors and leave empty boxes out by your garbage that obviously once contained that shiny, brand new, expensive goo-gaw you just got for xmas. That’s a sure way to get your home robbed.
Thank you.
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:04:08pm |
re: #250 Slumbering Behemoth
Dearest Lizards,
Please don’t be like my stupid neighbors and leave empty boxes out by your garbage that obviously once contained that shiny, brand new, expensive goo-gaw you just got for xmas. That’s a sure way to get your home robbed.
Thank you.
You should send them a thank you note for the new goo-gaw.
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Capt. Kuhn Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:04:32pm |
re: #245 oaktree
That’s why I hate them. They’ve squandered the legacies of Virgil Carter, Horst Muhlmann and Kenny Anderson.
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The Ghost of a Flea Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:04:35pm |
re: #190 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
He worked on, like, every cool swordfight move I ever watched as a kid.
I has a sad.
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Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:04:35pm |
re: #246 captaincoon
Because I’m not sure if I want to join up. This is a curiosity for me.
Okay, dude, when you figure out what the hell you’re doing, then, do it, I guess. As of now, your cousin seems like a weirdo, and you seem kind of befuddled.
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:04:42pm |
re: #250 Slumbering Behemoth
Dearest Lizards,
Please don’t be like my stupid neighbors and
leave empty boxes out by your garbage that obviously once contained that shiny, brand new, expensive goo-gaw you just got for xmas. That’s a sure way to get your home robbed.move in next to me. I complain about stuff
Thank you.
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Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:04:42pm |
re: #250 Slumbering Behemoth
They did get robbed, right?
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YesIcan Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:07:10pm |
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Capt. Kuhn Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:07:56pm |
re: #254 Obdicut
Hmmm. You invited me up here from the thread below to insult me? I think I just made up my mind, at least about one person here.
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:08:23pm |
re: #257 YesIcan
Well, you can’t change your name, but you can easily make a new login.
See?
Nice pro-Obama name, Satt.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:09:23pm |
re: #256 Sergey Romanov
They did get robbed, right?
Not that I know of. It’s just a thing I see every year around this time. And just like a cop who looks at bald tires or tons of bumper stickers and sees a potential target for big dollar tickets/busts, criminals see empty tv/stereo/computer/whatever boxes outside a home as a potential target for theft.
And even though electronics don’t fetch the black market premium they used to, it’s still seen as an indicator that you’ve got money to spend on expensive shit, perhaps jewelry for example.
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Petero1818 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:09:39pm |
re: #259 darthstar
Nice pro-Obama name, Satt.
Can’t believe that one wasn’t taken already. Is it time to start randomly registering screen names and hoping we can sell them later?
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:10:44pm |
re: #258 captaincoon
Hmmm. You invited me up here from the thread below to insult me? I think I just made up my mind, at least about one person here.
Oh, that’s not an insult. We only insult people we know and like. That was just an observation. Make friends first…there’s always time to make enemies later. And have a thick skin, for fuck’s sake…this is the internet.
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:10:48pm |
re: #257 YesIcan
Well, you can’t change your name, but you can easily make a new login.
See?
he stated he’s just been looking around. Perhaps he didn’t know he could “easily make a new login”
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YesIcan Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:12:17pm |
re: #258 captaincoon
Hmmm. You invited me up here from the thread below to insult me? I think I just made up my mind, at least about one person here.
Yes, dude. That was my secret plan.
Look, if you want to check the place out, do so. Read some stuff, figure out what people talk about here, and stuff like that. You don’t actually have to post in order to do that. And if you don’t like your login, just change it to something else. It took me literally three minutes to do it. And if you can’t handle being called ‘befuddled’, then you’re probably a mite too sensitive to play here.
Now I’m taking off the sock.
(Don’t worry, that’s not an insult, nor an invitation.)
| 267 |
Kronocide Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:12:55pm |
Alright, it’s time to get real up here in this beyatch.
How many of you got Snuggies?
| 268 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:12:59pm |
re: #263 darthstar
And have a thick skin, for fuck’s sake…this is the internet.
Thanks to the internet, I have very distinct callouses.
| 269 |
darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:13:31pm |
re: #264 sattv4u2
he stated he’s just been looking around. Perhaps he didn’t know he could “easily make a new login”
If people choose to be ignorant, you just have to let them. He’ll either figure out the internet or not. I wonder if the cousin has an account here?
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Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:14:15pm |
re: #259 darthstar
Nice pro-Obama name, Satt.
Heh, that was just my simplistic name for “Yes, I can get a new login if I want to, quickly and easily, and don’t have to stay with one that contains something I find unfortunate.”
And Charles, feel free to nuke that sock.
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:14:23pm |
re: #267 BigPapa
Alright, it’s time to get real up here in this beyatch.
How many of you got Snuggies?
“snuggies”
Back when I was a kid ,,, we didn’t have a name for it when my crazy uncle Phil wore his bathrobe backwards
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:14:42pm |
re: #266 YesIcan
Now I’m taking off the sock.
(Don’t worry, that’s not an insult, nor an invitation.)
Admiral Ackbar: “IT’S A FAP!!!”
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Bubblehead II Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:15:49pm |
re: #167 darthstar
I’m glad the fucker’s dead. I don’t care how sexy his guns were. He shot a park ranger.
Did he? The “jury” is still out on this. Unless of course you have proof to the contrary. Do you “Nancy”
Reference CNN Nancy Grace.
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:17:27pm |
re: #273 Bubblehead II
Did he? The “jury” is still out on this. Unless of course you have proof to the contrary. Do you “Nancy”
Reference CNN Nancy Grace.
He did open fire on other rangers at a road block.
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zephirus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:17:34pm |
Returning to the Pizza.
Ok, Veggie Pizza: saute mushrooms, broccoli, some onion, in olive oil, white wine and a bit of Grey Poupon. Put on pre-cooked crust. Overlay sliced tomatoes, then cheese. Put under the broiler for a few minutes. Eat. Finish bottle of wine.
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Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:18:01pm |
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:18:10pm |
Hey…I’m about to turn over 50k on my karma odometer.
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Bubblehead II Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:18:15pm |
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:18:40pm |
re: #273 Bubblehead II
Did he? The “jury” is still out on this. Unless of course you have proof to the contrary. Do you “Nancy”
Reference CNN Nancy Grace.
Timeline and witnesses seem to indicate there’s little to no doubt
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:19:06pm |
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:19:18pm |
re: #276 Obdicut
I’d eat it. But then again, I’ve been told that you could put a dog turd on a pizza and I’d eat it.
Mmm… pizza.
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Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:19:21pm |
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zephirus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:19:24pm |
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:19:52pm |
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:20:34pm |
re: #275 zephirus
Returning to the Pizza.
Ok,
Veggie Pizza: saute mushrooms, broccoli, some onion, in olive oil, white wine and a bit of Grey Poupon. Put on pre-cooked crust. Overlay sliced tomatoes, then cheese. Put under the broiler for a few minutes. Eat. Finish bottle of wine.
ftfy
| 286 |
Single-handed sailor Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:21:12pm |
I hope that’s not a “Tossed” Santorum Salad.
| 287 |
zephirus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:21:31pm |
I think a religious heretic theme would be nice for a line of pizza. Could start with the “Martin Luther Special”: worms, cheese, sauce. Other toppings extra.
| 288 |
Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:22:12pm |
| 289 |
Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:22:27pm |
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Decatur Deb Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:22:37pm |
re: #287 zephirus
I think a religious heretic theme would be nice for a line of pizza. Could start with the “Martin Luther Special”: worms, cheese, sauce. Other toppings extra.
Savory Savonarola, baked in the open air.
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:23:07pm |
re: #285 sattv4u2
That reminds me…I’ve got a half crab left over from last night…going to make a crab quesadilla for dinner.
And I’m still whacked from my bike ride…and followed that with a beach run for the dogs.
| 292 |
zephirus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:23:21pm |
re: #286 mracb
The chinese version of the Santorum is lettuce smothered in the cream of one-yung-guy.
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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:23:29pm |
re: #253 The Ghost of a Flea
He worked on, like, every cool swordfight move I ever watched as a kid.
I has a sad.
I really hope this guy’s portrait is in a prominent place in the halls of every company that manufactures cardboard tubes. I also hope everyone understands why I say this.
| 294 |
sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:23:36pm |
re: #289 Obdicut
Oh, the crust comes pre-cooked?
Returning to the Pizza.
Ok, Veggie Pizza: saute mushrooms, broccoli, some onion, in olive oil, white wine and a bit of Grey Poupon. Put on pre-cooked crust. Overlay sliced tomatoes, then cheese. Put under the broiler for a few minutes. Eat. Finish bottle of wine
| 295 |
Single-handed sailor Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:23:40pm |
dammit, I even searched for “tossed” and didn’t find it.
| 296 |
Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:24:26pm |
re: #294 sattv4u2
Ah, then I’m just repelled by the pre-cooked crust.
Broiling is just adding insult to injury at that point.
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zephirus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:25:05pm |
re: #289 Obdicut
Oh, the crust comes pre-cooked?
Oh yes. I buy the pre-fab stuff. It comes with directions.
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:25:10pm |
re: #296 Obdicut
Ah, then I’m just repelled by the pre-cooked crust.
Broiling is just adding insult to injury at that point.
I agree,, but you asked about the crust, and it was stated in her recipe
| 299 |
First As Tragedy, Then As Farce Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:25:34pm |
re: #232 captaincoon
Kuhn is my name. Captain Coon is an unfortunate pun that I didn’t choose.
At first I thought it was a reference to this guy.
Image: captain-koons.jpg
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:25:38pm |
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zephirus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:26:27pm |
re: #298 sattv4u2
I agree,, but you asked about the crust, and it was stated in his recipe
Um. that would be “her” recipe.
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:27:28pm |
re: #301 zephirus
Um. that would be “her” recipe.
Thats what I said ,,, go back and read it yourself!!
:)
| 303 |
Bubblehead II Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:27:37pm |
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zephirus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:27:46pm |
re: #298 sattv4u2
I agree,, but you asked about the crust, and it was stated in his recipe
And she hates cooking. There. I’ve said it. The horror.
| 305 |
wrenchwench Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:28:15pm |
re: #238 captaincoon
It was apparently a joke gift, and I’m starting to get the joke.
If you click on the football on one of your comments, you will see that your preference is at least acknowledged in your Profile. If that’s not sufficient, do what Yesican/Obdicut suggested and start over.
And welcome, hatchling.
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:28:28pm |
Okay…that has to suck. Wisconsin guy ends a 30 yard pass play by fumbling by the sideline. The ball just stuck there in bounds for a turnover.
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:28:28pm |
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zephirus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:28:58pm |
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:29:16pm |
re: #304 zephirus
And she hates cooking. There. I’ve said it. The horror.
Thats okay
There’s balance in the world
I (a “he”) loves to cook!
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:29:27pm |
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zephirus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:30:01pm |
re: #306 darthstar
Okay…that has to suck. Wisconsin guy ends a 30 yard pass play by fumbling by the sideline. The ball just stuck there in bounds for a turnover.
Impressed by your high level multi-tasking.
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:30:14pm |
re: #308 zephirus
You have to wonder if PTSD had a hold on him.
Barnes was involved in a custody dispute in Tacoma in July 2011, during which the toddler’s mother sought a temporary restraining order against him, according to the documents. In an affidavit, the woman wrote that Barnes was suicidal and possibly suffered from PTSD after deploying to Iraq in 2007-2008. She said he gets easily irritated, angry and depressed
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:30:58pm |
re: #311 zephirus
Impressed by your high level multi-tasking.
First college game I’ve watched all year.
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:31:24pm |
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zephirus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:31:39pm |
re: #309 sattv4u2
Thats okay
There’s balance in the world
I (a “he”) loves to cook!
Wish I did. The old man don’t like it much either. Kids are gone, so we buy stuff and bring it home most of the time.
| 316 |
Petero1818 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:31:51pm |
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darthstar Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:32:36pm |
re: #313 darthstar
First college game I’ve watched all year.
I do hope Wisconsin gets the ball back with a few seconds so they can send this game into overtime.
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The Ghost of a Flea Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:33:43pm |
re: #290 Decatur Deb
Savory Savonarola, baked in the open air.
Topped with vanities…and spinach.
I prefer the Starovery special: roasted beets and buckwheat groats. Just be sure to hold the slices with two, not three, fingers.
(Russian Orthodox humor, iamright?)
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Vicious Babushka Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:33:50pm |
re: #296 Obdicut
Ah, then I’m just repelled by the pre-cooked crust.
Broiling is just adding insult to injury at that point.
I make pizza on pita bread, isn’t that “pre cooked crust”?
Or something.
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zephirus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:35:11pm |
re: #319 Alouette
I make pizza on pita bread, isn’t that “pre cooked crust”?
Or something.
Easy + fast + keeps you from starving.
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Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:36:00pm |
re: #319 Alouette
I would say that’s not pizza. But good pita is awesome. My wife returned from her trip to Michigan, land of Shariah, with some freaking awesome pita from a Lebanese bakery there. And some hummus, from a different Lebanese deli. It was freaking delicious.
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The Ghost of a Flea Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:36:16pm |
re: #319 Alouette
I make pizza on pita bread, isn’t that “pre cooked crust”?
Or something.
I think pita (or naan) tastes better the premade crusts I’ve had. I just hit them with a rolling pin to make them thinner.
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HoosierHoops Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:36:36pm |
re: #308 zephirus
You have to wonder if PTSD had a hold on him.
Probably…When Jordan got back with the 3/5th Marines after putting down Fallujah there were all kinds of counseling available..And thank God.. They spent 7 months killing terrorists day and night..I’ve seen the pictures on the thumb drives..Our poor Children that fight for us..Jordan will live with those memories for the rest of his life..
| 324 |
zephirus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:37:45pm |
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:38:16pm |
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Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:39:10pm |
re: #323 HoosierHoops
Then I’m sorry to bring this to your attention, but I should.
Money Saved at Misdiagnosed Vets’ Expense
The Vietnam Veterans of America says the Pentagon has “systematically and wrongfully discharged” more than 22,000 veterans since 2001 “on the basis of so-called ‘personality disorder’” - rather than post-traumatic stress disorder - to deny them medical care and save the Pentagon $12.5 billion in medical and disability payments.
“The military classifies PD [personality disorder] as a condition pre-existing military service,” the four plaintiff chapters of the Vietnam Veterans of America say in their federal complaint against the Department of Defense and the Department of Homeland Security.
“Veterans discharged from the military on the basis of a PD diagnosis are not entitled to receive service-connected disability benefits or VA health care.
“By its own admission, DoD dismissed 22,656 service members on the basis of PD between fiscal years 2001 and 2007; 3,372 of these discharged service members had served in combat or imminent danger zones in support of OCO [overseas contingency operation - Pentagonspeak for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan]. Approximately 2,800 of the service members whom DoD had dismissed on the basis of PD had deployed in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom or Operation Enduring Freedom.
“By discharging over 22,000 service members on the basis of PD, DoD saved the military approximately $4.5 billion in medical care and $8 billion in disability compensation that these service members would have received had they been discharged on the basis of Post-traumatic Stress Disorder (‘PTSD’) or another service-connected disability.”
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zephirus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:39:13pm |
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Petero1818 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:39:58pm |
I have to say that was an absurd decision by Wisconsin to spike with 2 seconds on the clock.
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:40:20pm |
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:40:45pm |
re: #327 Obdicut
:grinds teeth:
| 332 |
zephirus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:42:24pm |
re: #327 Obdicut
I cannot understand this. At all. Chump change compared to Blackwater contracts, oh excuse me, “Xi”, or whatever the fuck their name is now.
| 333 |
The Ghost of a Flea Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:43:10pm |
re: #327 Obdicut
Then I’m sorry to bring this to your attention, but I should.
That sound you’re hearing is me grinding my teeth.
I love how it’s valid to do nickel and dime shit like this that really screws people who serve, yet there’s just a freaking fountain of money for new weapon systems.
| 334 |
Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:44:49pm |
re: #333 The Ghost of a Flea
Veterans don’t contribute to politicians in the same way military contractors do, so they get the shaft.
| 335 |
Bubblehead II Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:48:33pm |
Lizards, hate to call it short, But the better half is calling. Dinner is ready.
May You all have a good night and may the Ditty of your choice smile upon you
| 336 |
zephirus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:49:02pm |
re: #330 sattv4u2
go cook sumfin !
Time to go wash my hair. Then, pop a cold one and take that multi-gigabyte satellite dataset out for a test drive. Ah, life is good.
| 337 |
sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:50:38pm |
re: #336 zephirus
Time to go wash my hair. Then, pop a cold one and take that multi-gigabyte satellite dataset out for a test drive. Ah, life is good.
Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays!?!
| 338 |
ProBosniaLiberal Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:52:13pm |
re: #333 The Ghost of a Flea
Weapons Systems that are often either redundant, or defective in many cases (See F-35 and F-22).
| 339 |
zephirus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 5:58:48pm |
re: #337 sattv4u2
Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays!?!
OMG LOL OMG LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, it’s more like 1TB-ish. And WHO are you calling “kid”, kid? Bet my hair is grayer than yours, if you have any.
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sattv4u2 Mon, Jan 2, 2012 6:00:07pm |
re: #339 zephirus
OMG LOL OMG LOL!!!
Actually, it’s more like 1TB-ish. And WHO are you calling “kid”, kid? Bet my hair is grayer than yours, if you have any.
Full head of non grey hair (pisses off all my friends, btw)
AND ,,,,, me ,, vintage 1953!!!
| 341 |
zephirus Mon, Jan 2, 2012 6:07:21pm |
I’m off to get stuff done so this day is not a total waste. ‘Nite now.
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funky chicken Tue, Jan 3, 2012 3:20:24am |
re: #84 Shiplord Kirel
The Santorum salad, or something very similar, just might be for real:
I missed this truly astonishing tidbit in my first reading of the wikipedia Pizza Ranch article,
Note that the victims were two teenage employees of the restaurant, who were fraudulently presuaded to provide the “samples.” The real purpose of this material is not specified and perhaps we don’t want to know.
This is the “Christian Based” place all the candidates have flocked to in efforts to secure the evangelical vote? Gross. I’ll call it exhibit A on my list of reasons to never run for office—you have to pretend to love lousy food prepared at mediocre (I’m being kind here) local hangouts. Imagine the Pepto Bismol budget.
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