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1 Mattand  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 3:54:33pm

"He's a Northeastern Republican, not a conservative." Chucky boy then goes on to say Christie is his third choice. Priceless.

That also ties into that whole "Anyone who live in the Northeast doesn't live in the real America" bullshit.

Jackass.

2 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 3:55:07pm

re: #1 mattand

"He's a Northeastern Republican, not a conservative." Chucky boy then goes on to say Christie is his third choice. Priceless.

That also ties into that whole "Anyone who live in the Northeast doesn't live in the real America" bullshit.

Jackass.

Real America is a startlingly small country, when you remove all the bits that aren't it.

3 jaunte  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 3:57:08pm

Pivoting like that, you could break an ankle.

4 Mattand  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 3:57:34pm

re: #2 SanFranciscoZionist

LOL, I think the only place "Real" America hates more than the Northeast is your stomping grounds, assuming your screen name is residence-inspired.

"All them hippies and gays is coming for our guns and bibles!"

5 jaunte  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 3:58:04pm

Romney spokesman Richard Grenell, right on top of the issues that really matter.

6 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:00:38pm

re: #4 mattand

LOL, I think the only place "Real" America hates more than the Northeast is your stomping grounds, assuming your screen name is residence-inspired.

"All them hippies and gays is coming for our guns and bibles!"

I was raised in San Francisco, and still live in the Bay Area. I personally think we're actually ahead of the Northeast for most wingnuts, in terms of pure unAmericaninity. New York City probably heads the list though.

7 Gus  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:02:01pm

Dick Morris is a racist little prick who once advised UKIP.

8 Achilles Tang  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:03:16pm

re: #7 Gus

Dick Morris is a racist little prick who once advised UKIP.

Didn't he also get caught with his pants down when they shouldn't have been?

9 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:03:23pm

People who think in terms of "real America," probably mean "America within 25 miles of my house."

10 kirkspencer  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:04:31pm

re: #8 Flame Fin Tomini Tang

Didn't he also get caught with his pants down when they shouldn't have been?

Yep. And that's why Clinton fired him as his campaign manager. Morris appeared graceful at the time.

But every since he's supported republicans, and badmouthed the Clintons and anyone/anything the Clintons support.

11 Mattand  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:05:21pm

re: #6 SanFranciscoZionist

I was raised in San Francisco, and still live in the Bay Area. I personally think we're actually ahead of the Northeast for most wingnuts, in terms of pure unAmericaninity. New York City probably heads the list though.

This is true. You guys have Michael Savage, if memory serves. The closest we have in the Philly area is Mike Smerconish, who supposedly "moderate" these days; voted for Obama and wrote a book defending racial profiling in airports.

NYC does win by virtue of having Fox HQ. Kind of like Mordor with a wonderful arts/theatre scene.

12 Gus  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:06:05pm

re: #5 jaunte

Romney spokesman Richard Grenell, right on top of the issues that really matter.

Another right-wing asshole. Damn there's so many of them. I came across this guy a couple of weeks ago. He got butthurt because I told him that the Meltdown of 2008 happened under Bush's watch. Of course he was in the Bush WH for a couple of years.

13 Mattand  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:06:20pm

re: #5 jaunte

Romney spokesman Richard Grenell, right on top of the issues that really matter.

According to Wikipedia, Grennel is gay.

Again, explain to me again why being a gay Republican is different than an African American Klansman?

14 Targetpractice  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:08:19pm

I'd say I was surprised, but that would be a lie. What I figure we're going to see in the weeks and months ahead is a rather vivid split in the party ranks, between the base that won't accept Romney under any circumstances and the "moderates" and party leadership who will latch on his ass like remora on a shark.

15 ProMayaLiberal  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:08:29pm

re: #11 mattand

I'm pretty sure in New Yorkers could throw out Fux Noise, they would do so in a minute.

16 Achilles Tang  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:10:54pm

One glaring thing that I seem to be missing in critiques of Romney, The Business Man, is the bit about his wanting let GM, and Chrysler, go bankrupt.

Why have I not seen a repeated, ad nauseam, analysis of what that would have meant? How many suppliers would also have gone under. How many plants would have been shipped off to China for cents on the dollar?

Would even Ford have survived when many of their suppliers shut doors?

What about the banks that would have been left holding the bag on their loans? What about all the little bakeries making cookies that Romney doesn't like, who used to sell to auto workers?

Why can't the Democrats kill Romney on this alone, never mind the dog stuff?

17 Charles Johnson  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:11:55pm

Meanwhile, another stalker account suspended. [Link: twitter.com...]

18 Charles Johnson  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:12:44pm

Immediately re-registered: [Link: twitter.com...]

19 jamesfirecat  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:18:52pm

re: #18 Charles Johnson

Immediately re-registered: [Link: twitter.com...]

One of these days I'm gonna catch that damn road runner, I just know it!

20 Stanghazi  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:24:56pm

So reading today I saw that possibly the flouncers flounced their own blog? por que?

21 Gus  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:30:20pm

re: #13 mattand

According to Wikipedia, Grennel is gay.

Again, explain to me again why being a gay Republican is different than an African American Klansman?

Quick read: Mitt Romney Somehow Liberal Now For Hiring Gay GOP War Salesman

22 Obdicut  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:34:32pm

re: #16 Flame Fin Tomini Tang

Because the GOP just obfuscate on that as well-- they claim that someone would have stepped in to keep them afloat, or that things would really be better in the long run, or that it was only because of unions that the companies went out of business in the first place.

But the Democrats do champion economic stuff. I get emails about it, I see the brags about it on the various candidates pages. But what it doesn't get is a lot of media play, because shit about dogs is more in line of the pathetic, entertainment media that we have these days.

23 Killgore Trout  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:36:57pm

re: #21 Gus

Quick read: Mitt Romney Somehow Liberal Now For Hiring Gay GOP War Salesman

Ha! I can't quite agree but that's some admirable spin.

24 wrenchwench  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:38:52pm

That's not an Etch-a-Sketch, that's taking a hose to your finger paintings.

Oh, no!! I used oils!!1! Now what shall I do?!?

25 Gus  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:42:42pm

Got an answer to a long asked question:

26 wrenchwench  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:43:20pm

re: #20 Hoodies for Justice. T

So reading today I saw that possibly the flouncers flounced their own blog? por que?

I don't know, but they left here because they didn't like this blog, started one of the stalker blogs, got sick of everybody talking about this blog all the time, so they started a blog just for that, and now (I hear) they don't like that blog. I think no blog will ever be good enough for some people.

27 Gus  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:43:28pm

re: #23 Killgore Trout

Ha! I can't quite agree but that's some admirable spin.

Yes well. Just another chickenhawk from the Bush years and another dopey RWNJ that Tweets too much.

28 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:46:37pm

OK, so I'm putting my address into an online job application, and one of the countries I can be from is "Democratic Yemen" (No Longer Exists).

Turns out I can also be from the USSR (No Longer Exists), and East Germany (No Longer Exists), and several other places.

Why don't they take them off the list? It's not birthplace, it's your current address.

29 Cheechako  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:49:08pm

re: #28 SanFranciscoZionist

OK, so I'm putting my address into an online job application, and one of the countries I can be from is "Democratic Yemen" (No Longer Exists).

Turns out I can also be from the USSR (No Longer Exists), and East Germany (No Longer Exists), and several other places.

Why don't they take them off the list? It's not birthplace, it's your current address?

Is this a pre-exam for a world history instructor?

30 Stanghazi  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:49:22pm

This is from today, Ted's not too happy with his current circumstances, I would guess.

Activist and musician Ted Nugent has signed a plea agreement with federal prosecutors admitting he illegally shot black bear in Southeast Alaska two years ago, according to the agreement.

Nugent, 63, launched an arrow at a black bear while on a bow-hunting trip with friends in Tongass National Forest in May 2009. Federal prosecutors say he wounded the bear, attracted to the hunters by a bait station. Nugent's lawyer says the arrow grazed the animal and it scampered off alive.

Read more here: [Link: www.adn.com...]

Ah, Sarah's got his back.

31 ProMayaLiberal  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:50:49pm

I'm reporting my APO chapter to the University next week. They did nothing about the person who bashed me for being Autistic, and treated me with neglect at best.

I'll make sure the APO chapter never neglects anyone else. Even if it means the destruction of this chapter. They didn't give a damn about me, I don't give a damn about them. They can go to hell.

32 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:51:32pm

re: #29 Cheechako

Is this a pre-exam for a world history instructor?

Now that's an idea...except they label the defunct ones for you, so what are they testing?

33 Cheechako  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:53:04pm

re: #32 SanFranciscoZionist

Now that's an idea...except they label the defunct ones for you, so what are they testing?

Current events?

34 Stanghazi  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:56:36pm

Hitch's last words:

And then his last words. As he lay dying, he asked for a pen and paper and tried to write on it. After a while, he finished, held it up, looked at it and saw that it was an illegible assemblage of scribbled, meaningless hieroglyphics. "What's the use?" he said to Steve Wasserman. Then he dozed a little, and then roused himself and uttered a couple of words that were close to inaudible. Steve asked him to repeat them. There were two:

"Capitalism."

"Downfall."

[Link: andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com...]

35 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:57:08pm

re: #33 Cheechako

Current events?

The United States is still here, though, right? I don't look dumb if I say I'm living in it?

(Worried now...)

36 Four More Tears  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:58:33pm

re: #35 SanFranciscoZionist

The United States is are still here, though, right? I don't look dumb if I say I'm living in it them?

(Worried now...)

Corrected for 150 years ago.

37 Lidane  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 4:59:23pm

Hola Lizards! Saw this today and thought it was interesting. Tom Hiddleston, who plays Loki in both The Avengers and Thor wrote a defense of superhero films:

[Link: www.guardian.co.uk...]

38 Four More Tears  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 5:03:18pm

re: #37 Lidane

Hola Lizards! Saw this today and thought it was interesting. Tom Hiddleston, who plays Loki in both The Avengers and Thor wrote a defense of superhero films:

[Link: www.guardian.co.uk...]

Totally pictured him reading that while wearing a horned helmet.

39 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 5:03:23pm

re: #37 Lidane

Hola Lizards! Saw this today and thought it was interesting. Tom Hiddleston, who plays Loki in both The Avengers and Thor and is extremely attractive, wrote a defense of superhero films:

[Link: www.guardian.co.uk...]

Just editorializing.

40 Lidane  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 5:08:18pm

re: #39 SanFranciscoZionist

Heh. There's plenty of eye candy in The Avengers, starting with both Loki and Thor. ;)

41 Four More Tears  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 5:12:46pm

re: #40 Lidane

Heh. There's plenty of eye candy in The Avengers, starting with both Loki and Thor. ;)

All we get is Scarlett Johansson. :(

42 gwangung  Fri, Apr 20, 2012 5:42:14pm

re: #41 Oblivious Troll

All we get is Scarlett Johansson. :(

And Cobie Smothers

43 Ming  Sun, Apr 22, 2012 10:00:25am

re: #11 mattand

This is true. You guys have Michael Savage, if memory serves. The closest we have in the Philly area is Mike Smerconish, who supposedly "moderate" these days; voted for Obama and wrote a book defending racial profiling in airports.

I don't know anything about Mike Smerconish's politics, but I lived in the Philly area a long time ago, and I always admired the way he stood up for the family of murdered police officer Daniel Faulkner, in what at the time was a stunning example of craziness from the liberal side. That was a very sad case.

I'm showing my age, but there was a time when not all the silliness came from the conservative side.

44 Ming  Sun, Apr 22, 2012 10:41:04am

re: #21 Gus

Quick read: Mitt Romney Somehow Liberal Now For Hiring Gay GOP War Salesman

Seems like Romney planned this well. With a gay person on his payroll, he's saying to independent voters that he's not an extreme social-issues conservative. And he's confident that even though he has a gay employee, the extreme social-issues conservatives will still hate Obama more than they dislike Romney.

Ever wonder when Romney was going to start pivoting to the center?


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