Mike Huckabee Goes There - Connects Planned Parenthood and Benghazi

Also compares fetal tissue donations for research to “selling brake pads for a Buick”
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With the ridiculous kangaroo court conducted against Planned Parenthood president Cecile Richards today in the House of Representatives, Republicans everywhere are all worked up and trying to outdo each other with over-the-top attacks against the women’s health organization.

And nobody is further over the top than presidential candidate Mike Huckabee, who actually found a way — not a good way, but a way — to link Planned Parenthood to another perennial GOP fake outrage. Yes, Huckabee is doing the Benghazi Boogaloo again.

Notice the lovely “meme graphic” his staff prepared for this insanely hateful statement.

But Huckabee wasn’t finished. Despite the fact that 7 states have now conducted investigations and found absolutely no evidence that Planned Parenthood is illegally “selling baby parts,” Huckabee stated outright that they “harvest human organs to be sold like brake pads for a Buick.”

This has been today’s example of despicable deliberate dishonesty from the party that holds the patent on it.

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237 comments
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HappyWarrior  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:18:28pm

Dick.

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darthstar  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:18:52pm

Planned Parenthood is selling baby parts to fund the Benghazi?

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darthstar  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:20:07pm
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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:20:22pm

Planned Parenthood, Mars, Benghazi, Matt Damon, The clock kid in Texas, Jade Helm, it’s all coming together now.”///

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It's on his hat!  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:21:10pm

I’ll be sure and tell my nurse friend and PP part-timer that she’s not providing health care. Because those STDs just diagnose and treat themselves.

Asshole. I really hope he drops out of the race next. He’s the most unapologetically backwards of that entire lot.

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wrenchwench  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:21:25pm

He makes it sound like the tissue being donated is being sold as spare parts. For who, other fetuses? Where do they keep their wallets?

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:21:45pm

Borges observed that those living through great moments in history are rarely aware of them at the time. This is different. Huckabee has moved us within reach of a Unified Theory of Derp.

Where’s my diary?

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nines09  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:22:41pm

Mike Huckabee is a sorry, sorry, excuse for a human being. Now go play with your pedophile buddy Ted Nugent.

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Lidane  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:22:55pm
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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:23:09pm

You know, I don’t even remember what the Outrage of the week was last week. There’s so much derp outrage.

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bratwurst  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:24:35pm

This is the same guy who compared his “renting” his email list to quacks selling a “weird spice, kitchen-cabinet cure” for diabetes and a cancer cure hidden in biblical verses to CNN selling ads for “catheters or adult diapers”.

He is…uh…not real good with comparisons.

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:26:00pm

re: #6 wrenchwench

He makes it sound like the tissue being donated is being sold as spare parts. For who, other fetuses? Where do they keep their wallets?

Not to mention the cost of the tools to swap baby parts. The wrenches alone will set you back a bundle. High costs like that are what kept Indoor Baby Racing from catching on.

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Belafon  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:26:36pm

Everything that a woman does without the consent of her husband (and she must always have a husband) is an abortion. Washing your hands, an abortion. Going out in public, an abortion. Getting that pain in your gut checked out, an abortion.

That is why we must defund Planned Parenthood.

//

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KGxvi  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:26:40pm

re: #10 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

they still have an Outrage of the Week? I thought that they’ve sped up to Outrage of the Hour, like the news going from morning/evening/Sunday papers to TV news to cable news to the internet.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:27:43pm

re: #14 KGxvi

they still have an Outrage of the Week? I thought that they’ve sped up to Outrage of the Hour, like the news going from morning/evening/Sunday papers to TV news to cable news to the internet.

That’s what’s got me so confused. It’s being spun at warp speed, this derpapalooza.

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wrenchwench  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:27:46pm

re: #12 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Not to mention the cost of the tools to swap baby parts. The wrenches alone will set you back a bundle. High costs like that are what kept Indoor Baby Racing from catching on.

And you need so many sets; metric, imperial, Whitworth…

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jaunte  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:28:02pm

Yes, Huckabee, and vaccinations are just like a clutch pedal, because they affect transmissions.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:29:06pm
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Lidane  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:30:00pm

Wait, what?

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Ian G.  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:30:36pm

re: #19 Lidane

Wait, what?

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His side was in the wrong then too.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:31:12pm

re: #19 Lidane

Wait, what?

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Which people like you supported Trent.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:31:36pm

re: #20 Ian G.

His side was in the wrong then too.

His side has been wrong on every major issue in American history.

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:31:37pm

re: #16 wrenchwench

And you need so many sets; metric, imperial, Whitworth…

Dodecahedral star wrenches, left-handed screwdrivers…

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gocart mozart  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:32:16pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:32:47pm
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HappyWarrior  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:33:12pm

re: #25 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Derpity derp.

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wrenchwench  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:33:16pm

re: #23 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Dodecahedral star wrenches, left-handed screwdrivers…

…left-footed screwdrivers…

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darthstar  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:34:07pm

re: #26 HappyWarrior

Derpity derp.

That’s some full on Jesusy derp.

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Belafon  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:35:10pm

#19 Lidane:

I’m pretty sure the last issue that tore us apart like this was the reelection of Obama.

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b.d.  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:36:12pm

re: #29 Belafon

#19 Lidane:

I’m pretty sure the last issue that tore us apart like this was the reelection of Obama.

Or renaming a mountain.

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KGxvi  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:36:24pm

re: #12 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Indoor Baby Racing

Is that anything like the CBAA?

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:39:37pm

re: #29 Belafon

#19 Lidane:

I’m pretty sure the last issue that tore us apart like this was the reelection of Obama.

Pretty sure it is RW code for “2nd Amendment Solutions” to save babies. Kill a librul fer Jesus…

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:40:01pm

re: #30 b.d.

Or renaming a mountain.

ObamacareSameSexMarriageBergdahlPrisonerSwap

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:40:54pm

re: #33 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

ObamacareSameSexMarriageBergdahlPrisonerSwap

Also,too…Solyndra.

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Jenner7  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:41:37pm
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HappyWarrior  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:41:41pm

The rainbow WH?

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Kragar  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:42:09pm
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makeitstop  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:42:31pm

In other news…

Cumulus Media, the second largest radio conglomerate in the country and home to Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity, underwent a board shakeup in which brothers Lew and John Dickey have been removed from their No 1 and No. 2 posts at the company.

Cumulus’ stock has fallen by 18% this year, and a share of stock is now trading at 69 cents.

That’s right. A can of Pepsi is now worth more than a share of Cumulus stock.

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teleskiguy  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:43:12pm

I see that while I was away one of my pages made the front page! First time for me, thanks! I wrote another page about Limbaugh, he doubled down and added some Islamophobia for good measure.

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Lidane  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:43:59pm
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Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:44:06pm

re: #38 makeitstop

In other news…

Cumulus Media, the second largest radio conglomerate in the country and home to Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity, underwent a board shakeup in which brothers Lew and John Dickey have been removed from their No 1 and No. 2 posts at the company.

Cumulus’ stock has fallen by 18% this year, and a share of stock is now trading at 69 cents.

That’s right. A can of Pepsi is now worth more than a share of Cumulus stock.

Well, they seem to be distant cousins of mine. Ah, well…

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:44:41pm

I love it when men want to explain to women what Planned Parenthood has done for them.

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Kragar  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:47:58pm
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wrenchwench  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:50:05pm

re: #43 Kragar

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That’s so cool that I can retweet it in the Spy, then come to this page and load new comments, and there’s my retweet showing at the bottom of your tweet!

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It's on his hat!  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:50:12pm

Don’t tease us, Ted!

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A Mom Anon  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:50:27pm

These fucking assholes honestly have this fucked up picture in their heads of a PP office, lined wall to wall with beds (like the bays in an auto repair shop) with women having full term BABIES ripped out of their bodies where they are then placed on conveyer belts to go into another room where they’re separated like livestock. I bet not a one of these douchecanoes have even been inside a PP office. Which by the way looks like EVERY OTHER DOCTOR’S OFFICE in any neighborhood. Except the rich people’s neighborhoods, since PP offices aren’t appointed with fine décor and fancy furniture.

God this pisses me off to no end. My daughter lives in Appalachia. The fuck biscuits there got the local PP office shut down. There is now NO Ob/Gyn care there. Once that left, so did the two local pediatricians. The nearest town with either specialty is an hour away. I have 4 grandkids there, this bullshit has a ripple effect. All these men behind this crap deserve the misery of untreated hemorrhoids, forever. Bastards.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:51:36pm

re: #46 A Mom Anon

These fucking assholes honestly have this fucked up picture in their heads of a PP office, lined wall to wall with beds (like the bays in an auto repair shop) with women having full term BABIES ripped out of their bodies where they are then placed on conveyer belts to go into another room where they’re separated like livestock. I bet not a one of these douchecanoes have even been inside a PP office. Which by the way looks like EVERY OTHER DOCTOR’S OFFICE in any neighborhood. Except the rich people’s neighborhoods, since PP offices aren’t appointed with fine décor and fancy furniture.

God this pisses me off to no end. My daughter lives in Appalachia. The fuck biscuits there got the local PP office shut down. There is now NO Ob/Gyn care there. Once that left, so did the two local pediatricians. The nearest town with either specialty is an hour away. I have 4 grandkids there, this bullshit has a ripple effect. All these men behind this crap deserve the misery of untreated hemorrhoids, forever. Bastards.

It’s all about pushing a false narrative.

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Kragar  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:52:51pm
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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:53:46pm

re: #46 A Mom Anon

These fucking assholes honestly have this fucked up picture in their heads of a PP office, lined wall to wall with beds (like the bays in an auto repair shop) with women having full term BABIES ripped out of their bodies where they are then placed on conveyer belts to go into another room where they’re separated like livestock. I bet not a one of these douchecanoes have even been inside a PP office. Which by the way looks like EVERY OTHER DOCTOR’S OFFICE in any neighborhood. Except the rich people’s neighborhoods, since PP offices aren’t appointed with fine décor and fancy furniture.

God this pisses me off to no end. My daughter lives in Appalachia. The fuck biscuits there got the local PP office shut down. There is now NO Ob/Gyn care there. Once that left, so did the two local pediatricians. The nearest town with either specialty is an hour away. I have 4 grandkids there, this bullshit has a ripple effect. All these men behind this crap deserve the misery of untreated hemorrhoids, forever. Bastards.

I’m watching someone engage with one of these asshats on Twitter and they’re insisting that thanks to the ACA, there’s no need for what PP does anymore.

Of course, their twitter profile makes me suspect they are interested in dismantling the ACA, but they’re not mentioning that part.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:53:56pm

re: #48 Kragar

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ROFLMAO.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:54:25pm

re: #45 It’s on his hat!

Ted Cruz email subject: “dropping out.” As in “Donate or I may be..” Interesting to see his camp put that tiny drop of blood in the water.
— Steve Inskeep

Doesn’t Cruz have some SuperPac $$ behind him? Of course I think Walker had one, too.

Scott Walker. Anybody remember him?

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KGxvi  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:55:50pm

re: #38 makeitstop

When Cumulus went public in April 2002, they were trading in the $15-17/share range. They got up to $22 in December 2003, and then took a dive. By November 2008, they were trading under a dollar a share. Doesn’t look like they’ve closed above $8 a share since then.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:56:14pm

I said it when this “scandal” broke but PP does more for women pregnant or not than any Republican office holder does.

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Kryptik  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:56:36pm

re: #49 klys (maker of Silmarils)

These fuckers are obfuscating the fact that being able to afford care is not the same as being able to access care. Now that they can’t fuck people over on the former, they’re doubling down on fucking them out of the latter.

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:57:14pm

re: #51 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Scott Walker. Anybody remember him?

Is he the guy who was supposed to star in the Gomer Pyle reboot?

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Camacho DeezNuts 2016  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:57:21pm
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HappyWarrior  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:59:06pm

How anyone can be a staunch Republican in this era astounds me.

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Kragar  Sep 29, 2015 • 1:59:29pm

“So what do you think the Jews were doing in Auschwitz?” the interviewer asks.

“Swimming,” the white supremacist replies. “And working. Because they didn’t want to do any work, and what Hitler was trying to do was he was trying to teach them to work, trying to rehabilitate them, if you will.”

“Where did you hear this?” the dumbfounded interviewer wonders.

“It’s all history,” the Klan member says.

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Kryptik  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:00:04pm

re: #57 HappyWarrior

It depresses me, but it doesn’t astound me. This is still a country that mostly subsists on spite.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:01:11pm

re: #54 Kryptik

These fuckers are obfuscating the fact that being able to afford care is not the same as being able to access care. Now that they can’t fuck people over on the former, they’re doubling down on fucking them out of the latter.

The rage, vitriol, and disgust directed at the thought that women are in fact citizens who have rights to make decisions about their own bodies - and that there are places that support them in this - that’s pretty damn terrifying, honestly. That there are so many people with this much hatred towards women as equals still.

And I see women opening up on this issue to try to make it clear why this matters, and so many people - in a lot of cases, men - regard that as unimportant. Or think they have a right to know that information just to show the little woman how ignorant she was, and how much better it would have been if they had just listened to the men in the first place.

I want to believe that we as a group of humanity are better than this overall, but some days it is really, really fucking difficult.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:01:27pm

re: #59 Kryptik

It depresses me, but it doesn’t astound me. This is still a country that mostly subsists on spite.

True that.

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Lidane  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:02:26pm

re: #57 HappyWarrior

How anyone can be a staunch Republican in this era astounds me.

How anyone under 30 can be a staunch Republican in 2015 astounds me but I see it daily in my younger co-workers. It’s weird. My 20’s had me wavering between being a pseudo Riot Grrl feminist in the grunge era to pretending I was a libertarian because I’d read Ayn Rand and now I’m somewhere in the middle between the two and voting Democratic on a consistent basis.

I can’t imagine ever being a Republican. It’s just foreign to me.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:04:07pm

re: #62 Lidane

How anyone under 30 can be a staunch Republican in 2015 astounds me but I see it daily in my younger co-workers. It’s weird. My 20’s had me wavering between being a pseudo Riot Grrl feminist in the grunge era to pretending I was a libertarian because I’d read Ayn Rand and now I’m somewhere in the middle between the two.

I can’t imagine ever being a Republican. It’s just foreign to me.

It really does astound me with younger people especially younger women.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:05:04pm

And I’ll point out that attacks on a women’s right to choose are attacks on men too. By denying women the right to do what they want to do with their bodies, we deny everyone that basic fundamental right.

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goddamnedfrank  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:08:28pm
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KGxvi  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:09:45pm

re: #63 HappyWarrior

I’ve known a few. Usually, it is tied to being “devoutly” religious. Or a belief that “it’s never happened to me; so if it happened to you, it’s because you made poor choices.”

For many people - regardless of age - paying attention to politics just takes too much energy. They want to go for dinner and drinks, play with kids after dance class or soccer practice, unwind after a long day of work. The last thing they want to think about is politics, so it becomes a default “I’m on Team Red and Team Blue is bad.” They buy into something their parents told them and never question it.

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Xamichee  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:10:03pm
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teleskiguy  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:10:14pm

Mental health break.

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thedopefishlives  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:10:31pm

re: #63 HappyWarrior

It really does astound me with younger people especially younger women.

I see it mostly among young people who are firmly in the ranks of the indoctrinated. Most of the informed, “enlightened” younger people are more left-leaning, at least from what I recall.

Evening Lizardim.

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Jack Burton  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:10:55pm

Saying that PP isn’t a health care provider because 1% of their services are something they think is “bad” is like saying that Vons, Ralphs, or Albertsons aren’t grocery stores because they sell candy, tobacco products, and booze there too (at least in my state).

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jaunte  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:11:09pm

re: #67 Xamichee

“FormerGov” Mike Huckabee.

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KGxvi  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:11:10pm

re: #65 goddamnedfrank

I’m not a doctor, so I have to ask: when did mammograms become the only matter of women’s health care?

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HappyWarrior  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:11:19pm

re: #66 KGxvi

I’ve known a few. Usually, it is tied to being “devoutly” religious. Or a belief that “it’s never happened to me; so if it happened to you, it’s because you made poor choices.”

For many people - regardless of age - paying attention to politics just takes too much energy. They want to go for dinner and drinks, play with kids after dance class or soccer practice, unwind after a long day of work. The last thing they want to think about is politics, so it becomes a default “I’m on Team Red and Team Blue is bad.” They buy into something their parents told them and never question it.

That would be my observations as well. Most of the kids I knew who had pretty wingnutty views had a heavy religious upbriginging.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:11:37pm

re: #69 thedopefishlives

I see it mostly among young people who are firmly in the ranks of the indoctrinated. Most of the informed, “enlightened” younger people are more left-leaning, at least from what I recall.

Evening Lizardim.

That does sound right.

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goddamnedfrank  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:12:00pm

re: #57 HappyWarrior

How anyone can be a staunch Republican in this era astounds me.

Simple gang mentality and willful ignorance. Look at our own resident staunch GOP defender, when all else fails he retreats to nothing more than sworn fealty. It’s an intransigent position, utterly divorced from logic or reason.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:13:13pm

re: #75 goddamnedfrank

Simple gang mentality and willful ignorance. Look at our own resident staunch GOP defender, when all else fails he retreats to nothing more than sworn fealty. It’s an intransigent position, utterly divorced from logic or reason.

I know. I was thinking about him actually while we discussed the hearings earlier. I keep on expecting he’ll have a moment where he finally realizes that the party isn’t worth his support and he’ll denounce them in the highest order but he has this as you said “sworn fealty” to them.

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Camacho DeezNuts 2016  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:14:08pm

WARNING: I’m about to post something that will destroy your irony meters. Turn them off now.

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goddamnedfrank  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:14:21pm

re: #72 KGxvi

I’m not a doctor, so I have to ask: when did mammograms become the only matter of women’s health care?

There’s a certain subset of men that are entirely fixated on tits and who basically reduce all women to nothing but a pair thereof.

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Camacho DeezNuts 2016  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:14:36pm

I’m being serious, you’ve been warned to turn off your irony meters. Do it now.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:14:58pm

re: #72 KGxvi

I’m not a doctor, so I have to ask: when did mammograms become the only matter of women’s health care?

You mean women aren’t just a pair of tits?

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Camacho DeezNuts 2016  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:15:02pm
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HappyWarrior  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:15:23pm

re: #81 Camacho DeezNuts 2016

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Well you did warn us.

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Kryptik  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:15:49pm

re: #81 Camacho DeezNuts 2016

Said without irony or self-awareness.

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darthstar  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:16:41pm

re: #68 teleskiguy

Mental health break.

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I used to carry American flag papers with me everywhere I went. At a show, I’d turn to a complete stranger and say, “Care to burn the flag with me?”

Even the conservative kids at Dave Matthews shows were willing to burn the flag.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:17:09pm

re: #66 KGxvi

I’ve known a few. Usually, it is tied to being “devoutly” religious. Or a belief that “it’s never happened to me; so if it happened to you, it’s because you made poor choices.”

For many people - regardless of age - paying attention to politics just takes too much energy. They want to go for dinner and drinks, play with kids after dance class or soccer practice, unwind after a long day of work. The last thing they want to think about is politics, so it becomes a default “I’m on Team Red and Team Blue is bad.” They buy into something their parents told them and never question it.

i’ve worked in companies where my coworkers considered the very idea of reading a non-sports news story in a newspaper to be “weird”, non normal behavior

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goddamnedfrank  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:17:32pm

re: #76 HappyWarrior

I know. I was thinking about him actually while we discussed the hearings earlier. I keep on expecting he’ll have a moment where he finally realizes that the party isn’t worth his support and he’ll denounce them in the highest order but he has this as you said “sworn fealty” to them.

He’s not even going to be capable of changing until his Dad dies and he’s no longer under threat of being disowned or emotionally abandoned. Even then probably not.

Also, the threat itself is probably all in his head.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:19:03pm

Yep, no hatred of women here at all.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:19:58pm

re: #86 goddamnedfrank

He’s not even going to be capable of changing until his Dad dies and he’s no longer under threat of being disowned or emotionally abandoned. Even then probably not.

Also, the threat itself is probably all in his head.

I know. I think the whole thing is sad. We obviously don’t know his father but if he really thinks his father would disown him over leaving a party is well frankly sad.

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teleskiguy  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:20:34pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:21:00pm

re: #65 goddamnedfrank

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:21:40pm

re: #89 teleskiguy

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hey if you can pat boone then you can petaluma

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Lidane  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:22:03pm
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thedopefishlives  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:22:21pm

re: #87 klys (maker of Silmarils)

What… the hell?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:22:43pm

re: #72 KGxvi

I’m not a doctor, so I have to ask: when did mammograms become the only matter of women’s health care?

When the lunatic GOP found out PP doesn’t actually provide them on-site.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:23:30pm

re: #92 Lidane

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Agh! Shut the fuck up Janet. Just stop this crap, please. It actually happens though that I am listening to Ian Kershaw’s Hitler biography. The people who espouse this crap are both historically ignorant and insulting the millions of people who died under the Nazis. Hell Christians aren’t even oppressed in this country. If they were, assholes like Huckabee would be in prison or even dead.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:23:38pm

re: #92 Lidane

Janet Porter says Christians in America are now just like Jews in Nazi Germany

they should be made to wear little gold crosses on chains around their necks

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Camacho DeezNuts 2016  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:23:48pm

re: #80 klys (maker of Silmarils)

You mean women aren’t just a pair of tits?

After high school our group of friends had a female acquaintance we all lusted over, had this British Rachel Weisz thing going. She always said ‘men are just a dick and a stomach.’

None of us argued with her.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:24:06pm

The main job requirement to be a conservative pundit these days is to be a complete fucking asshole.

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thedopefishlives  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:24:54pm

re: #98 Charles Johnson

The main job requirement to be a conservative pundit these days is to be a complete fucking asshole.

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To be fair, that’s always been the case. No offense to you intended, as I never would’ve considered you a conservative pundit even when you were more right-leaning back in the olden days.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:25:51pm

re: #48 Kragar

AIeeee! Brain Bleach-STAT!

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Jack Burton  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:26:19pm

re: #92 Lidane

Janet Porter says Christians in America are now just like Jews in Nazi Germany t.co

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) September 29, 2015

LOLWUT.

Yep just like it, except for everything about that.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:26:36pm
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HappyWarrior  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:27:09pm

Late day dental appointments are the worst. Agh!

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thedopefishlives  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:27:35pm

re: #102 Backwoods_Sleuth

Remember, the mother’s life doesn’t count. She’s just an incubator for the important one.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:30:02pm

Fact: The nearest PP clinic is more than 100 miles away from where I live.
Fortunately, when I needed PP services (lo those many decades ago) when I was a teen and in my 20s, there was a PP facility within walking distance of my mom’s house (almost next door, in fact) in a tiny Ohio village.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:31:06pm

re: #103 HappyWarrior

Late day dental appointments are the worst. Agh!

Rep. Farenthold (Eejit-TX) says you can get all the health services you need from your dentist!

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goddamnedfrank  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:31:31pm

re: #78 goddamnedfrank

Just to give you an idea of exactly HOW fucking obsessed our society is with tits, breast augmentation is hands down the most common cosmetic surgical procedure.

Just pause and let that sink in for a second, it’s only really marketed at all to a little over half the population, and yet it is the most commonly performed cosmetic surgery. Pretty much the entire fucking country has noses, and they’re sitting right there in the middle of our goddamned faces to be noticed every time someone looks at us. But we’ve maganged to fuck women’s head up so much over their tits that those get worked on more. On top of that, the surgical procedure for tit enhancement is far more invasive, involving the literal implantation of foreign objects into the body.

/tits.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:33:16pm

RINO!!!11!!!

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:34:23pm

re: #93 thedopefishlives

What… the hell?

A woman dared to express an opinion on PP, so now she must be insulted and shamed.

Granted, it would work better if she was actually ashamed of her actions or her kids.

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Camacho DeezNuts 2016  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:36:17pm

What’s going on with the GOP and PP now is like Cersei’s slutwalk on Game of Thrones:

Shame! Shame! Shame! Shame!

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darthstar  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:37:08pm

re: #108 Backwoods_Sleuth

RINO!!!11!!!

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They know they’re fucked in 2016 if they have to have a budget fight in September.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:37:43pm

re: #98 Charles Johnson

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KGxvi  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:39:16pm

re: #108 Backwoods_Sleuth

only, what, four years late on that…

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jaunte  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:40:03pm

re: #112 Eric The Fruit Bat

His bio could have just stopped at ‘frat boy’

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Archangelus  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:40:39pm

re: #81 Camacho DeezNuts 2016

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Well, we were warned…
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Camacho DeezNuts 2016  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:44:30pm

Mia Love is supporting Trey Gowdy (OMFG) for Speaker.

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thedopefishlives  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:46:50pm

re: #109 klys (maker of Silmarils)

A woman dared to express an opinion on PP, so now she must be insulted and shamed.

Granted, it would work better if she was actually ashamed of her actions or her kids.

Slut-shaming: The default choice for denigrating a woman’s character in an attempt to defeat her argument. It’s as transparent as it is stupid.

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lawhawk  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:46:57pm
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plansbandc  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:47:17pm

re: #46 A Mom Anon
Wish I could upvote this to oblivion…

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lawhawk  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:49:33pm

re: #45 It’s on his hat!

Rand Paul is likewise circling the drain. Or as they are calling it these days - pulling an asterisk.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:50:23pm

Glenn Greenwald currently having a fit about this:

George Pataki Wants Twitter to Shut Down Edward Snowden’s Account

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:50:55pm

re: #120 lawhawk

Rand Paul is likewise circling the drain. Or as they are calling it these days - pulling an asterisk.

One of his SuperPACs quit today.

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thedopefishlives  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:51:41pm

re: #121 Charles Johnson

Glenn Greenwald currently having a fit about this:

George Pataki Wants Twitter to Shut Down Edward Snowden’s Account

I’m not sure I care either way, but watching The Hypnowald have a freakout is definitely a Good Thing (tm).

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darthstar  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:52:29pm
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team_fukit  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:53:28pm

re: #98 Charles Johnson

It’s like they all passed out a memo about you or something. I swear they all say the same thing. Can’t they use any original insults?

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thedopefishlives  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:54:03pm

re: #125 team_fukit

It’s like they all passed out a memo about you or something. I swear they all say the same thing. Can’t they use any original insults?

Nope. They get their insults the same place they get their talking points - from the great conservative hive mind.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:54:53pm

re: #125 team_fukit

It’s like they all passed out a memo about you or something.

I know you were just joking, but they probably really did. It’s what these people do.

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CuriousLurker  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:55:45pm

Ugh, I’m beginning to get an inkling of why the Iranians so loathed the mullahs & ayatollahs after the revolution. The whiny hypocrisy, constant self-serving lies, and rank opportunism of “religious” politicians lusting after power is… *gag*

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wrenchwench  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:56:53pm

re: #127 Charles Johnson

I know you were just joking, but they probably really did. It’s what these people do.

over and over again!
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thedopefishlives  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:57:11pm

re: #127 Charles Johnson

I know you were just joking, but they probably really did. It’s what these people do.

Weren’t these the people that had some sooper-sekrit email blacklist or something that they passed around between each other?

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CuriousLurker  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:57:30pm

re: #119 plansbandc

Wish I could upvote this to oblivion…

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Heh, AMA doesn’t comment a lot, but she does a damned fine rant when she does.

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Camacho DeezNuts 2016  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:58:12pm

re: #125 team_fukit

It’s like they all passed out a memo about you or something. I swear they all say the same thing. Can’t they use any original insults?

It’s called Twitter. They know what to do when they get the messages.

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lawhawk  Sep 29, 2015 • 2:58:13pm

re: #121 Charles Johnson

That’s the most attention anyone has given Pataki in ages.

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goddamnedfrank  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:04:37pm

re: #124 darthstar

Why no byline

The author is an 18-year-old Laney College student who originally wrote this as a class assignment. Her identity was confirmed by her professor, and the account of abuse was corroborated in court records reviewed by The Chronicle. Her adoptive father was convicted in Alameda County Superior Court of 10 counts of aggravated sexual assault on a child, one count of forcible rape and two other counts of sexual abuse. He was sentenced to a determinant term of 32 years in prison to be followed by an indeterminant term of 150 years to life. Although the author was willing to allow her byline, The Chronicle has made an extremely rare decision to publish it without one because of the sensitivity of the subject matter and the potential that descriptions of her abuse in the public arena would subject her to short and long-term consequences.

Wow. That’s not an abundance of caution either, the Chronicle made a very responsible decision to shield this young author’s identity due to the very real danger women like her face from fanatical anti-choice fanatics.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:04:57pm

Carson previously told CNN — which the national debate over the flag was raging and it was removed from the South Carolina state Capital — that one of his Maryland neighbors was coaxed into taking down a Confederate flag.

He said that when he moved to a new home in rural Maryland, a neighbor put up a Confederate flag.

“I guess as a message to us,” Carson said.

The other neighbors responded by flying American flags, which Carson believes “shamed” the neighbor into taking down the Confederate one, he said.

Oh…the HORROR! Using an American flag to shame someone into taking down the loser flag…

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Charles Johnson  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:08:03pm
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thedopefishlives  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:08:31pm

re: #136 Charles Johnson

Somebody needs drinking money again.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:09:07pm

I have to admit I wasn’t very impressed with Trevor Noah’s debut on The Daily Show.

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Lidane  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:10:18pm

re: #136 Charles Johnson

Dear CCJ,

That is all.

No love,
Me

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thedopefishlives  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:11:04pm

re: #139 Lidane

You rang?

/In all seriousness, I love that. Regret, one upding, etc., etc.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:11:19pm

re: #136 Charles Johnson

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target his boss’s district with advertising?
With what money, UpChuck?

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thedopefishlives  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:12:41pm

re: #141 Backwoods_Sleuth

target his boss’s district with advertising?
With what money, UpChuck?

His hot Asian wife’s money, natch.

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allegro  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:13:11pm

re: #141 Backwoods_Sleuth

target his boss’s district with advertising?
With what money, UpChuck?

Paper, staples, trees.

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:13:12pm

re: #108 Backwoods_Sleuth

The Republicans can’t be trusted to adhere to a two year budget deal. McConnell is just hoping to keep the House lunatics in check until the GE is over.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:13:22pm

re: #128 CuriousLurker

This the kind of thing that makes me wonder whether our ‘Operation Ajax’ was worth price all parties were visited with.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:14:22pm

awww…Heritage haz a sad…

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teleskiguy  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:14:25pm

Supercut of Cecile Richards getting bullied by a bunch of assholes.

Video

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Skip Intro  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:15:03pm

re: #103 HappyWarrior

Late day dental appointments are the worst. Agh!

No, late day colonoscopies are the worst.

You young punks have no idea what’s waiting up ahead for you.

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Jenner7  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:17:39pm

Here is Chaffetz getting his ass handed to him by Cecile. He tries to show a chart that he claims came from the info PP provided. He’s lying and he got caught.

Video

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Decatur Deb  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:19:05pm

re: #2 darthstar

Planned Parenthood is selling baby parts to fund the Benghazi?

Drove a Benghazi once, nice car, but like all Italian designs it had poor brakes.

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darthstar  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:19:11pm

One of the pumpkins I grew looks like a butt…what should I do? Black lace thong or white lace thong before I set it next to the door? Which would be more popular with the kiddies on trick or treat night?

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plansbandc  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:21:26pm

re: #138 Charles Johnson

I don’t find him funny. Or particularly insightful. But, maybe he will improve.

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:22:15pm

re: #151 darthstar

Whichever color you choose, that pumpkin will be stolen within an hour of sunset.

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makeitstop  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:22:25pm

re: #147 teleskiguy

Supercut of Cecile Richards getting bullied by a bunch of assholes.

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One fucking punchable face after another in that video.

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darthstar  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:22:37pm

I know…my pumpkin’s got a cute little pooper.

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darthstar  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:23:01pm

re: #153 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Whichever color you choose, that pumpkin will be stolen within an hour of sunset.

I’m nowhere near the Duggar compound.

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teleskiguy  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:24:05pm

I think I found a picture that represents the current mood writ large.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:24:17pm

re: #152 plansbandc

I don’t find him funny. Or particularly insightful. But, maybe he will improve.

Needed a couple big ‘gets’ for the first show.

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KGxvi  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:24:47pm

re: #135 Backwoods_Sleuth

I, for one, have no problem with people flying the battle flag of southern treason on their own property. It makes it easier to identify the racist assholes with whom I have no desire to interact. But it should not be flown on public property. I still don’t understand why the defenders of that flag can’t recognize there’s a difference and that flying a symbol of slavery-based treason is unacceptable.

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BeachDem  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:24:57pm

re: #136 Charles Johnson

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What’s he going to use to pay for that advertising? His good looks or his massive cash intake from his many lawsuits?

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ObserverArt  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:25:01pm

Damn, what a day. I think the GOP at least should put on a collective pair of pants. There is way too much ass being shown today.

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Skip Intro  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:25:30pm

Mrs. Goldberg’s little boy has another really bad idea.

To replace Boehner, why not Newt Gingrich for speaker?

latimes.com

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EPR-radar  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:27:19pm

re: #162 Skip Intro

Mrs. Goldberg’s little boy has another really bad idea.

To replace Boehner, why not Newt Gingrich for speaker?

latimes.com

Oh hell, the GOPers should just go with Rush Limbaugh for speaker of the house.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:27:44pm

re: #151 darthstar

One of the pumpkins I grew looks like a butt…what should I do? Black lace thong or white lace thong before I set it next to the door? Which would be more popular with the kiddies on trick or treat night?

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Whoopee cushion component, compressed air line, valve.

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darthstar  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:27:58pm

Musical sanity break…I love this fuckin’ song. Turn it up loud.

Choctaw Bingo by James McMurtry

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:28:02pm

VINDICATED!!11!!!

…except for the Planned Parenthood, abortion, and carving open the babbie’s face for its brains stuff…

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BeachDem  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:28:35pm

re: #147 teleskiguy

Supercut of Cecile Richards getting bullied by a bunch of assholes.

[Embedded content]

Gosar, dentist and friend o’Sarah Palin. (The guy couldn’t even keep his staff straight when he got to DC politico.com)

legislative director Tom Van Flein as the heart of the problem (Note—Sarah’s former lawyer)

He’s an asswipe of the highest order.

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goddamnedfrank  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:32:11pm
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Higgs Boson's Mate  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:33:52pm

re: #162 Skip Intro

Mrs. Goldberg’s little boy has another really bad idea.

To replace Boehner, why not Newt Gingrich for speaker?

latimes.com

I for one would be thrilled to see Newt Big-booty come back to replace John Big-booty as Speaker.

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goddamnedfrank  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:34:18pm
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Great White Snark  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:34:32pm

re: #4 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Planned Parenthood, Mars, Benghazi, Matt Damon, The clock kid in Texas, Jade Helm, it’s all coming together now.”///

May I copy that for my Twitter?
adding hashtag
#LetThemEatFake

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darthstar  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:35:33pm
Awesome.
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Jenner7  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:36:07pm

Of PP:”caught red handed hacking up baby parts and selling them”…

That’s just what Huckabee said on CNN.

Wolf let that slide.

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Jack Burton  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:37:03pm

re: #173 Jenner7

Of PP:”caught red handed hacking up baby parts and selling them”…

That’s just what Huckabee said on CNN.

Wolf let that slide.

Heckofa job Wolfy.

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goddamnedfrank  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:37:34pm
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sagehen  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:37:56pm

re: #138 Charles Johnson

I have to admit I wasn’t very impressed with Trevor Noah’s debut on The Daily Show.

Thank god someone said that out loud, I was beginning to fear I was the only one.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:39:01pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:40:53pm
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cat-tikvah  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:42:03pm

re: #37 Kragar

Extra “like” for use of the yinzer word jagoff!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:42:25pm
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darthstar  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:42:56pm
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KGxvi  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:43:45pm

re: #175 goddamnedfrank

well, these are the people that sent over a half million complaints to the FCC after Super Bowl XXXVIII because a woman’s breast might have been seen for less than a second.

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darthstar  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:44:20pm
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BeachDem  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:44:28pm

The bad news: I leave in 35 hours for a 17-day work trip.
The good news: I had no time to watch the idiots on parade at the PP “hearing.”

The bad news: I didn’t get to see Cecile stand up against the lunacy.
The good news: I didn’t have to watch the lunacy, so my blood pressure remains low.

The bad news: I will be working pretty much non-stop while on the road.
The good news: I will not have time to watch any of the upcoming political insanity.

The bad news: Many of the most blatant morons (Gowdy, Mulvaney) are from SC.
The good news: I didn’t have to hear their innocuous blathering.

Man, talk about a committee full of Republican LOSERS.
oversight.house.gov
(I don’t know how Elijah Cummings can stand to be in the same room with these creeps for more than a minute—the man definitely has stamina!)

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Teukka  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:44:35pm

re: #182 KGxvi

well, these are the people that send over a half million complaints to the FCC after Super Bowl XXXVIII because a woman’s breast might have been seen for less than a second.

But don’t complain when graphic footage of people actually getting killed is aired?

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Great White Snark  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:45:31pm

re: #151 darthstar

Or go a little classy? Spanx maybe. ///

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KGxvi  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:46:26pm

re: #185 Teukka

yeah, those are the ones. Just don’t say one of seven words or show anything more than a bear ass.

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BeachDem  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:48:13pm

re: #173 Jenner7

Of PP:”caught red handed hacking up baby parts and selling them”…

That’s just what Huckabee said on CNN.

Wolf let that slide.

Wolf has the IQ of a turnip. And at least a turnip serves some actual function.

(See: Jeopardy—Wolf Blitzer vs. Andy Richter for your daily amusement.)

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goddamnedfrank  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:49:26pm
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goddamnedfrank  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:53:40pm
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Charles Johnson  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:53:43pm

BEES

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freetoken  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:54:03pm

#IStandWithPP was the top trend on twitter, until replaced by Derek Rose.

Because basketball players are important, I guess.

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BeachDem  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:56:00pm

Today in Colossal Dickitude

​In case there are three entities out there, besides the voices in Carly Fiorina’s head, who still believe that the “controversy” surrounding Planned Parenthood is in anyway authentic, as opposed to a concerted effort at ratfcking the organization into the Phantom Zone right alongside ACORN, Wednesday’s little encounter between Cecile Richards and Congressman Jason Chaffetz ought to seal the deal for you.​

esquire.com

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Camacho DeezNuts 2016  Sep 29, 2015 • 3:56:26pm

re: #191 Charles Johnson

STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!

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wrenchwench  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:01:49pm
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BeachDem  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:03:30pm

Sometimes Raw Story gets carried away with their headlines, but this one is nice:

Here are 8 times seemingly pathological Carly Fiorina has skullf*cked the truth (It’s a TBogg story—wonder if he writes his own headlines.)

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Bear  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:08:04pm

re: #157 teleskiguy

Looks PO’d

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:08:59pm

re: #191 Charles Johnson

BEES

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Video!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:11:29pm

I apologize so much in advance…

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ObserverArt  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:11:46pm

re: #184 BeachDem

The bad news: I leave in 35 hours for a 17-day work trip.
The good news: I had no time to watch the idiots on parade at the PP “hearing.”

The bad news: I didn’t get to see Cecile stand up against the lunacy.
The good news: I didn’t have to watch the lunacy, so my blood pressure remains low.

The bad news: I will be working pretty much non-stop while on the road.
The good news: I will not have time to watch any of the upcoming political insanity.

The bad news: Many of the most blatant morons (Gowdy, Mulvaney) are from SC.
The good news: I didn’t have to hear their innocuous blathering.

Man, talk about a committee full of Republican LOSERS.
oversight.house.gov
(I don’t know how Elijah Cummings can stand to be in the same room with these creeps for more than a minute—the man definitely has stamina!)

BeachDem, I have a question for you…

f0cSBOwpyNmnk8SUPSHsikndyVP277AqpPEeHa3pJi/BRmpQtcglpX/gVcRQWMnt/EBGVOFIBFkj56Lei8JurZ6QNg3UNtvM7qvV/V/5fqCGuQQzsHfauI0HZ2VR5kqEuPUbUAFJiWzYt31za8UIWNR5osuU/8mVFmhXmcEwi6HCsdaRGy++t3dhba9R/jhfqPibFrfRjH4gCVvWQIVyoA52jVrlGEDDkjQFkkXzAe8BWB8shCLYGQz8bxI4ip5qLnPxea8zytE/yEEnHqOyQGDGDibFLaTY+f/+SynfYrjpntbX55zh/n+A/l7MhhmhqRlkoSLq8kUK8zoe488OxBZZ0O2sVCJ3WVq5LHQb7quRpLrR1CM4f48WXsiaSE7EcLFNFqmZaUAdbHKQen2iBnEQI4/gGB3THxED37jBdOwsrCJds4DYU8cwJ++kMs/+drehbYHxy7iTNYuT9aSNSlPNipt9UjSC8XqvoGPH8WAqovPPN4rRvu6PHs9lGyGOXKLjUm4LRY65OtkEcQvJePCFrrs+2+h9WAWCwVKw42g32vKrDxb2prHOZ5airUYCMm1VQIVSfCQljc41WyZ32v9RTA+YrPqVDPRaoKFbUQHrQ15sEzMVrPCySKNFE6azn2MQN/SYTnz5aST0hexuBdBuwowtVmBf+OgfLe3O/YXS/VbkZcVeC0EDg8r23816QQMwF3LdNS9ryKpGl6N3e20CcdgCq0p9y0UGkLFrRvdmRlmYwmQ+lP9pTW57/cHjIPAsZG/fYClNodNyJRqFL2j1lrWNRoqjUhl96HUg66JRKuxrBXaUvoqEZx8mUv50VZSMmhUMrwlwKmNhiL9xeYWrWuiaEKJ4BCPfksOw+C3uenZWZkNxs7YYMDkZMAeXAZjFOlavdnwrVfuihyX6lv3JEB1L3k5IXBIDNQ8OR9xMtZQ4SFAvw2AjcU+E4/JoA3oLlbjoFekrVxhYvSi8kVcxxXiXyHYTajaMOE8+kubaYci48FbOHyoqKi1zD4ebjr4VwKUmaL9ZC6hPZ8ZmW20eArjfBL+DAgUEoae3wNDfPxYpTclDviy+3orAIF/UKHi/L9Qx8y8/5kF7Yn49vfptxLEQftZ0yyN61CUJo9xXGgCsPIjmF0qrG+Yo7+Qj

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:13:01pm
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goddamnedfrank  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:13:23pm

Anybody on Twitter who puts a ن after their name is automatically a complete douche.

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ObserverArt  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:15:09pm

re: #195 wrenchwench

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Junior!!!

(Auto race fans may know the reference)

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No Country For Old Haters  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:15:10pm
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Great White Snark  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:15:21pm

re: #202 goddamnedfrank

Forgive my old eyes…. What is that?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:15:25pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:16:33pm
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wrenchwench  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:17:27pm

[…]

“There always comes a point where they’re trying to spot a trend, which would be great. The year that Mamma Mia! and Sex and the City were both gigantic hits internationally [the media were saying] ‘Now, beyond a doubt, we’ve proven giant summer blockbusters with women will change [the industry]…’ Nothing changed.

“And it happened to me twice. That’s how I became aware of the phenomenon. After Thelma & Louise, which was pretty noticed and potent and significant, [people were saying] ‘This changes everything! There’s going to be so many female buddy movies!’ and nothing changed. And then the next movie I did was A League of Their Own, which was a huge hit and all the talk was, ‘Well now, beyond a doubt, women’s sports movies, we’re going to see a wave of them because this was so successful.’ That’s balls. It took 10 years until Bend It Like Beckham came out. So, there was no trend whatsoever.

[…]

Movie industry may be more sexist than the bike industry.

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thedopefishlives  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:17:35pm

re: #192 freetoken

#IStandWithPP was the top trend on twitter, until replaced by Derek Rose.

Because basketball players are important, I guess.

The public is a fickle mistress.

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BeachDem  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:21:35pm

re: #200 ObserverArt

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Let me know if I did this private thing right.

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b_sharp  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:25:11pm

re: #203 ObserverArt

Junior!!!

(Auto race fans may know the reference)

I don’t watch NASCAR

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No Country For Old Haters  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:27:00pm

This is what a Jindal supporter looks like.

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gocart mozart  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:37:16pm

re: #163 EPR-radar

True fact: the Speaker of the House doesn’t have to be a member of the House. They can elect anyone they want. I vote for Chuck C. Johnson as the new Speaker. Do we have a second?

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ObserverArt  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:39:43pm

re: #210 BeachDem

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Let me know if I did this private thing right.

BeachDem,

Yeah…you got it right!

One more…

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gocart mozart  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:40:50pm

re: #195 wrenchwench

I only count six, where are the other 82?

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ObserverArt  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:43:46pm

re: #211 b_sharp

I don’t watch NASCAR

I don’t either. But if you are a fan and read fan sites, magazine, etc….it is damn hard to get away from JUNIOR! and his #88.

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bratwurst  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:44:14pm

No link, but since it is in all caps I am inclined to believe it anyway. /

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gocart mozart  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:45:29pm

re: #216 ObserverArt

You should really check NASCAR out, it’s not only for conservatives, they have been turning left for decades.

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jaunte  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:50:39pm

re: #212 No Country For Old Haters

PP opponents eagerly caricaturing themselves as ignorant cavemen.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:54:16pm

re: #219 jaunte

PP opponents eagerly caricaturing themselves as ignorant cavemen.

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Looking at his profile pic, eeewwww…

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jaunte  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:54:30pm
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KGxvi  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:54:31pm

re: #217 bratwurst

ok, I bit and went to the old Drudge Report (it’s had to have been a decade since I’ve been there). The headline links to… Briebart. And a video/recounting of something said by Jose Diaz-Balart on MSNBC. Problem is, Diaz-Balart probably isn’t the best source for reporting on Cuba, given that his father was a pre-revolution politician in Cuba and his aunt was Castro’s first wife.

That’s not to say Cuba has become rainbows, ponies, rum, and cigars - but Diaz-Balart is most likely in the “not until the Castros are in prison/dead” camp.

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Kid A  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:56:25pm

re: #220 Backwoods_Sleuth

Looking at his profile pic, eeewwww…

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Brian J.  Sep 29, 2015 • 4:59:36pm

re: #183 darthstar

That’s right up there with the David Cameron classic:

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BeachDem  Sep 29, 2015 • 5:00:27pm

re: #214 ObserverArt

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b_sharp  Sep 29, 2015 • 5:02:48pm

re: #216 ObserverArt

I don’t either. But if you are a fan and read fan sites, magazine, etc….it is damn hard to get away from JUNIOR! and his #88.

Pretty famous father.

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Jenner7  Sep 29, 2015 • 5:02:51pm

So, it’s trending on FB that Ahmed was a “weird little kid”, has been suspended before, and didn’t really build the clock. All Right Wing websites.

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Kid A  Sep 29, 2015 • 5:03:19pm

re: #227 Jenner7

So, it’s trending on FB that Ahmed was a “weird little kid”, has been suspended before, and didn’t really build the clock. All Right Wing websites.

Then it must be true.
//

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gocart mozart  Sep 29, 2015 • 5:03:37pm
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Ace-o-aces  Sep 29, 2015 • 5:07:06pm

I know I’m late on this one, but new job blocks most social media. (In unrelated news, my productivity is WAY up…not sure why.)

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b_sharp  Sep 29, 2015 • 5:07:52pm

re: #230 Ace-o-aces

I know I’m late on this one, but new job blocks most social media. (In unrelated news, my productivity is WAY up…not sure why.)

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The full moon?

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Ace-o-aces  Sep 29, 2015 • 5:09:24pm

re: #231 b_sharp

The full moon?

Yeah, that must be it.

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jaunte  Sep 29, 2015 • 5:10:29pm

Cruz just can’t get anyone to follow his lead. Now even Texas anti-abortion organizations are backing away from shutting down the government.

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ObserverArt  Sep 29, 2015 • 5:19:03pm

re: #225 BeachDem

Last comment!

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BeachDem  Sep 29, 2015 • 5:30:40pm

re: #234 ObserverArt

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gocart mozart  Sep 29, 2015 • 6:44:53pm

re: #234 ObserverArt

I really have the last comment.

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Sophist C. Johnson  Sep 29, 2015 • 10:41:17pm

re: #191 Charles Johnson

BEES

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My god.


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