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1 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:55pm

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

2 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:03pm
3 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:07pm

Hope is found in unlikely places.....

4 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:13pm

Well comrades, all I can say is we're screwed.

5 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:14pm

This guy is such a boner.

6 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:17pm

YAAAA

It's almost over!

7 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:18pm

Hope found in unlikely places... like Wright's speeches?

8 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:36pm

He's doing what he does best right now. He's blowing smoke.

9 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:37pm
10 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:41pm

Thank you Joe Biden for looking out for us.

11 RightLogic  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:49pm

Is that FL bank publicly owned?

12 Syrah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:49pm

"called to govern"

All tyrants aspire to be . . .

13 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:49pm

Spread the wealth!

14 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:50pm

Some guy redistributed all his money.

15 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:51pm

at least it's almost over, I'm almost out of whiskey!

16 kham  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:52pm

Wait a minute I thought this speech was about the stimulus package? WTH is he talking about "tourture" and GITMO? (Repost)

17 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:55pm

Here comes the "I have a bracelet too" moment

18 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:58pm

Spread the wealth! YOU MUST

19 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:05pm

he loves himself so much.

20 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:09pm

He probably did it as part of a plea bargain.

21 Nevergiveup  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:09pm

re: #6 LockeOn

YAAAA

It's almost over!

I'm putting in my orders for my AT tomorrow. Am I gonna get paid?

22 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:11pm

re: #17 Afrocity

Here comes the "I have a bracelet too" moment

LOL!

23 Attaboid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:19pm

SOB story.

24 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:19pm

How much will he give his friends at ACORN?

25 Dianna  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:22pm

"It didn't feel right just getting the money myself"?

He didn't tell anyone? Then how do we know?

Oh, and is he paying the taxes?

26 wee fury  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:33pm

The Bollywood Oscar committee should have given their 'ceremony' money to the Government to help us all out. My words.

27 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:36pm

Texas, Kansas, what's the difference?

28 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:37pm

Greensberg...somewhere.

29 jetprop  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:39pm

Will they applaude all night?

30 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:39pm

re: #17 Afrocity

Here comes the "I have a bracelet too" moment

I don't see that bracelet, BTW....

31 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:40pm

Now greensburg kansas.

32 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:41pm

... leave Kansas out this you POS....

33 Pullus Iulius  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:42pm

Kudos, by the way, to Charles and the hamsters. Even my geriatric internet machine is keeping up with the threads. Things are running much smoother than they were during the election. The cat in my lap ain't making the typing any easier, though.

34 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:43pm

Greensberg, Tex uh uh Kansas

35 Right mind left  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:45pm

Cash out of the company and spread the wealth by ORDER of Geitner...

36 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:50pm

he cant even get his anicdotes right

37 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:57pm

it must be horrible to be O

38 badtemper  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:59pm

Biden just looked at Pelosi as if he was asking permission to sit down.

39 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:00pm

re: #27 Alouette

Texas, Kansas, what's the difference?

One of those 57 states.

40 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:10pm

I hope everyone who refused to vote for McCain because he wasn't conservative enough are fucking happy now.

41 unclassifiable  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:12pm

re: #3 Sharmuta

Hope is found in unlikely places.....

Apparently in the same places and growing media you find commercial mushrooms.

42 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:12pm

re: #31 mattm

Now greensburg kansas.

Didn't 100,000 die there?
////

43 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:13pm

re: #27 Alouette

Texas, Kansas, what's the difference?

Flyover... you know.

44 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:16pm

Share the wealth!

45 RightLogic  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:17pm

Yeah, you too can have a "Green Community" and jobs. You just need a tornado.

46 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:18pm

Folks here: see those who cling to guns and religion

47 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:21pm

School down by the railroad tracks.

48 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:22pm

Wealth is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!

49 Buffalo Fats  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:26pm

Lord she is one hulking woman.

50 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:27pm

re: #40 MandyManners

I hope everyone who refused to vote for McCain because he wasn't conservative enough are fucking happy now.

Here Here!

51 useless  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:32pm

I can honestly say I don't understand the details of his policy statement here. I can't stand this.

52 Killian Bundy  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:41pm

Great, now he's telling stories.

/can't he just write another book?

53 jaunte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:42pm

What a faker. Hollowman.

54 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:44pm

Dear Obama,

Please stop bullshitting the American people.


Love,
Me

55 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:44pm

Tornado. Hmmm. Remember that tornado in 2007 that you said killed 10,000, when it really killed 12? Remember that.

56 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:48pm

This guy's talking about the corporate guy giving his money....

How about the five billion dollar kickback given to ACORN?

57 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:50pm

Awwwwwwww.....poor kid. The train runs near the school.

58 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:50pm

isn't he DONE yet?

59 whtokbyu  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:51pm

back to the campaign

60 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:54pm

he is going to need a support group when this country comes to its senses,

61 RightLogic  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:55pm

Yeah, I'm sure that every letter sent to the President gets read.

62 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:59pm

re: #46 GOPManHatTanIte

Folks here: see those who cling to guns and religion

I'm in Kansas... and clinging to mine....

63 Fat Jolly Penguin  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:59pm

re: #40 MandyManners

I hope everyone who refused to vote for McCain because he wasn't conservative enough are fucking happy now.

DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING

64 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:59pm

Michelle is full of shit

65 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:00pm

No Brady is a quitter!

66 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:02pm
67 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:02pm

This speech is torture!

68 J.S.  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:03pm

re: #29 jetprop

Will they applaude all night?

They'll have standing ovations until dawn tomorrow...followed by fainting.

69 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:03pm

Wow, Obama's girls are growing fast.

70 Attaboid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:06pm

SOB SOB SOB Stop those nasty railroads.

71 jetprop  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:07pm

re: #40 MandyManners

Exactly.

72 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:10pm

Any coincidence that South Carolina is being called out? Hmmm.

73 TonyR  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:10pm

Charles, I haven't visited in a while (post election depression, which I'm finally coming out of), but just have to say — wow!, the performance of the site is awesome. Kudos to your mad coding skills, and keep up the great work! — from a Web design/seo guy just getting his feet wet with MySQL/PHP. You're my hero ;-)

74 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:11pm

WAB is looking appropriate tonight.

75 doppelganglander  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:12pm

re: #17 Afrocity

Here comes the "I have a bracelet too" moment

I thought you weren't going to watch?

76 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:21pm

re: #57 mattm

Awwwwwwww.....poor kid. The train runs near the school.

Well, Obama will shut down all the railroads.

77 Nevergiveup  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:23pm

re: #61 RightLogic

Yeah, I'm sure that every letter sent to the President gets read.

I know that's not true. I'm still free.

78 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:26pm

I don't appreciate Michelle's man-handling of this child.

79 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:31pm

re: #64 Afrocity

Michelle is full of shit

what color is her dress.

80 midwestgak  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:32pm

Here's where the Reagan-like speech comes in. Telling stories about real people. Immitation. He could care less.

81 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:32pm

I'm a quitter.... just quit....please quit....

82 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:33pm
83 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:34pm

re: #55 HelloDare

Tornado. Hmmm. Remember that tornado in 2007 that you said killed 10,000, when it really killed 12? Remember that.

His grandpa rescued the rest of them from Auschwitz.

84 DisturbedEma  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:35pm

re: #40 MandyManners

I hope everyone who refused to vote for McCain because he wasn't conservative enough are fucking happy now.


WORD. . .

85 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:35pm

I bet that woman is thinking I voted for McCain

86 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:56pm

He keeps doing this little growly thing with his voice.

87 rearden888  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:57pm

re: #70 Attaboid

SOB SOB SOB Stop those nasty railroads.

Those terrible harbringers of progress. Make them stop!

88 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:02pm

re: #69 HelloDare

Wow, Obama's girls are growing fast.

and should put on some sunblock /

89 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:07pm
90 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:08pm

Is story time over yet?

91 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:11pm

Must have focus-grouped well.

92 eon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:12pm

"We are not quitters."

But your AG calls us "cowards".

If you want me to believe you're serious about ending "divisiveness", Barry, firing Holder would be good start, you know.

cheers

eon

93 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:14pm

re: #62 MarkX

I'm in Kansas... and clinging to mine....

Gun Case full of shotguns myself...necessary in a metro area of course

94 jetprop  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:15pm

re: #68 J.S.

They'll have standing ovations until dawn tomorrow...followed by fainting.

LOL..and 'thrills up legs'.

95 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:16pm
96 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:16pm

Can I kick Pelosi in the junk?

97 rearden888  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:20pm

re: #86 Charles

All the women think its sexy.

98 trailortrash  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:20pm

this dog and pony show has gone on wayyyy to long

99 mike(in)savage  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:21pm

I didn't watch a second of this, but thanks to these threads I can honestly say I've never gotten so much enjoyment out of a speech in my life.

Bravo, people.

100 DisturbedEma  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:26pm

re: #48 Pianobuff

Wealth is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!

Unless I have it. . .dear leader must be fed well. . .

101 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:27pm

re: #74 MandyManners

WAB is looking appropriate tonight.

It's the best dress I've seen her in so far.

102 jaunte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:30pm

re: #91 Charles

"Sound tough"

103 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:32pm

re: #78 Sharmuta

I don't appreciate Michelle's man-handling of this child.

She is just soooooooo maternal.

104 summergurl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:35pm

re: #72 Pianobuff

Any coincidence that South Carolina is being called out? Hmmm.

Sanford pissed him off

105 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:36pm
106 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:36pm

re: #86 Charles

He keeps doing this little growly thing with his voice.

Like Bob Weir, but without the daisy dukes.

107 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:42pm

re: #86 Charles

He keeps doing this little growly thing with his voice.

Next, he'll swallow a live mouse.

/hat tip: "V"

108 Bobblehead  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:43pm

re: #40 MandyManners

I hope everyone who refused to vote for McCain because he wasn't conservative enough are fucking happy now.

I hope McCain is f***ing happy with himself. That jerk! If he had run a decent campaign we might not be faced with this shit.

109 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:45pm

trite
   /traɪt/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [trahyt] Show IPA ,
–adjective, trit⋅er, trit⋅est.
1. lacking in freshness or effectiveness because of constant use or excessive repetition; hackneyed; stale: the trite phrases in his letter.
2. characterized by hackneyed expressions, ideas, etc.: The commencement address was trite and endlessly long.

110 Suzette  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:46pm

Every two seconds applause? WTH?

111 unclassifiable  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:48pm

re: #86 Charles

He keeps doing this little growly thing with his voice.

It's Geoge Soros trying to climb out.

Even he can only stand so much B...

112 LionOfDixon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:49pm

Look Mom! I'm President.....Weeeeeeee!

113 Right mind left  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:56pm

I've got to turn this off, I can't take it anymore. Here comes the "we are all equal" not "equal opportunity"... spread and even out all the wealth...we all get $1

114 useless  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:56pm

And the sad thing here is that if it was McCain standing up there it would be 10X more stupid.

Friggin Romney should have won.

115 phillygirl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:59pm

Let's rebuild all the schools. That will put America to work.

116 RightLogic  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:02pm

You, Pelosi, and Schumer don't love this country. That is a fact Jack.

117 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:02pm

re: #86 Charles

He keeps doing this little growly thing with his voice.

well he is demon possessed..kind of hard to keep it on the down low

118 lobo91  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:03pm

I want America to succeed...which is why I want you to fail

119 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:04pm

Smirky!

120 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:06pm

Hocus Pocus Obama

121 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:07pm

I haven't agreed once. Well, you don't want to to succeed.

122 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:08pm

This is just a continuation of his campaign speeches....... vomit...

123 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:12pm

re: #86 Charles

He keeps doing this little growly thing with his voice.

what abt. the obnoxious up tick on the last word in the sentence.
so girly. paris hilton.

124 yesandno  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:14pm

When oh when will he stop campaigning and start leading......?

125 Muadib  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:23pm

Comrades,

Under Obamunism, we are all equally screwed.

126 unclassifiable  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:26pm

re: #117 Afrocity

GMTA

127 badtemper  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:34pm

Here comes the token Great Uniter bit.

We are all Americans.
We all breathe the same air.
We all cherish our children's future.

Whatever, dude.

128 jetprop  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:34pm

re: #86 Charles

He keeps doing this little growly thing with his voice.

Is he ending words/sentences with that annoying whistle?

129 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:35pm

re: #97 rearden888

All the women think its sexy.

Uh, no we don't.

130 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:35pm

I hope we part ways sooner that later, perhaps just after 3 more of these SOTU's and your out!

131 vrwc007  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:35pm

Saul Alinsky would be very proud.

132 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:38pm

re: #80 midwestgak

Here's where the Reagan-like speech comes in. Telling stories about real people. Immitation. He could care less.

I remember Reagan...and Obama hasn't shown a glimmer of Reagan.

133 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:38pm

Rheoterick

134 jelo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:41pm

non-sotu....but certainly sobho

135 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:41pm

Then yours is the world and all that's in it
and what's more, you'll be a man my son

136 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:41pm

Bland Generic Repetitive Boring

137 RightLogic  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:41pm

Name one memorable line from this speech so far.

138 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:41pm
139 Nevergiveup  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:42pm

re: #118 lobo91

I want America to succeed...which is why I want you to fail

I haven't listened to a word. Is it as bad as it seems from reading this?

140 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:46pm

Pork Rules!

141 Gadfly  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:47pm

Did I miss the part about $900M to "rebuild" Gaza?

142 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:48pm

did you catch that!

143 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:49pm

God that was torture

144 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:50pm

Oh finally it's over.

145 Buffalo Fats  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:51pm

Thank God!

146 Beach Lover  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:51pm

lets talk about the schools in Detroit and chicago, Barack

147 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:51pm

Thank God that's over.

148 Dirk Diggler  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:52pm

This is quite possibly the greatest speech ever delivered in the history of mankind. It was so good, that during it I actually felt my pulled groin heal.

149 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:53pm

Okay, how much did that cost?

150 Dianna  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:55pm

At last, it's over!

151 Neo Con since 9-11  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:56pm

Obama-There are Surely times we will part ways
Neo Con-Don't call me Shirley.

152 Ojoe  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:57pm

My phone just rang with a new building job

/kidding

153 wee fury  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:57pm

It's over. At last.

154 trailortrash  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:00pm

thank God and greyhound hes gone!

155 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:02pm

Please quit with the bulllshit...

it's over?

thank God

156 Luigi  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:03pm

You tell that to Jeremiah Wright!

157 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:03pm

I'ts finally over. yea. Now what did he say?

158 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:05pm

Hail Obama

159 LionOfDixon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:05pm

Why do I get the feeling Obama does not love his country? Oh, I don't know.....slouching toward socialism, William Ayers, Bernadine Dorn, flirting with Islamic terrorism, Jeremiah Wright, corrupt politics.....let me count the ways......

160 Nightlight  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:05pm

This was the time, now is the time~

We are the ones we have been waiting for.

I'm sick~!

161 useless  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:05pm

Oh, god it's over

I think I need bourbon

162 Cognito  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:07pm

re: #124 yesandno

When oh when will he stop campaigning and start leading......?

As soon as Congress zips him something to sign.

C'mon Congress! It's easy!

163 Hugh_Mon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:08pm

Thank G-D! Its over!

164 Right mind left  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:08pm

re: #139 Nevergiveup

I haven't listened to a word. Is it as bad as it seems from reading this?

Worse.

165 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:11pm

Was that all a nightmare

166 Opinionated  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:11pm

What did he say?

167 jonathan1984  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:12pm

re: #124 yesandno

Never.

168 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:15pm

Curtain Call

169 yesandno  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:17pm

Nothing Reaganesque about any of this ...........

Nothing at all.

170 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:18pm

re: #137 RightLogic

Name one memorable line from this speech so far.

"We don't torture!"

171 Attaboid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:18pm

"this was the time" when the seas ?

172 bcgirl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:18pm

now the fawning and drooling love fest from charlie ugugugugugugghhhhhh

173 AmericanMe  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:19pm

Reaganesque...I think not! Not now, not ever!

174 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:19pm

65 applause cues.

175 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:19pm

Dang lost live feed..Does anyone have one other than CBS?

176 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:20pm

Time to fix a strong drink.

177 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:22pm

He almost forgot to say God Bless America. He fucking hates this country.

178 RightLogic  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:24pm

Hey, Liberals aren't suppose to invoke the name of God in a governmental function.

179 Ojoe  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:24pm

re: #127 badtemper

Even us typical white persons?

180 Suzette  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:27pm

65 times for applause!

181 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:28pm

re: #148 Dirk Diggler

This is quite possibly the greatest speech ever delivered in the history of mankind. It was so good, that during it I actually felt my pulled groin heal.

A wart fell off my toe.

182 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:30pm

"The engine of our prosperity". Must have just read Atlas Shrugged.

183 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:32pm

Somebody finally made the bad man stop!

184 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:32pm

65 applause interruptions?

185 doppelganglander  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:33pm

All you have to do is realize that he does not use words according to their actual meanings. Think 1984 and you're almost there.

186 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:35pm

If only the grandmother he threw under the bus were alive to see this...

187 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:40pm

My stomach hurts.
/Charlie Brown

188 Maui Girl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:43pm

re: #74 MandyManners

WAB is looking appropriate tonight.

I won't be watching but let me guess. Is she wearing purple?

189 jamgarr  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:44pm

re: #137 RightLogic

Name one memorable line from this speech so far.

"The checks on the way!"

/how's that?

190 trailortrash  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:45pm

he sure does like to smile and point

191 The Shadow Do  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:48pm

I must say, as a salesman, this guy is a really good bullshitter. World class. I admire that.

He is an asshole, but polished!

192 Mich-again  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:50pm

re: #51 useless

I can honestly say I don't understand the details of his policy statement here.


Bravo to his writers! Its easy to be clear. Obfuscation takes skill.

193 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:50pm

re: #157 mattm

I'ts finally over. yea. Now what did he say?

You're fucked.

194 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:50pm

re: #137 RightLogic

Name one memorable line from this speech so far.

Don't mess with Joe.

195 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:51pm

re: #148 Dirk Diggler

This is quite possibly the greatest speech ever delivered in the history of mankind. It was so good, that during it I actually felt my pulled groin heal.

If you laid off pulling your groin, you wouldn't have the problem in the first place.

196 lobo91  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:52pm

re: #139 Nevergiveup

I haven't listened to a word. Is it as bad as it seems from reading this?

It really is.

197 Killian Bundy  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:54pm

Hear that thud?

/that's his budget landing on the markets Thursday

198 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:54pm

Once again: style over substance.

199 NeoKong  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:55pm

Pelosi kept smiling like there was a little dog licking peanut butter off her toes.

200 unclassifiable  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:55pm

How do I ever get that time back?

201 badtemper  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:57pm

It's over.

Now we can flush.

Oy, that was painful.

202 Tarkus289  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:59pm

s t o m a c h

203 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:59pm

Come on Toto...we're going home to Kansas!

204 kateca  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:02pm

I'm sorry, someone enlighten me. I never quite got the "Regan-esqe" part. Did I miss it?

205 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:04pm

re: #166 Opinionated

What did he say?

same ol' bullshit... you've heard it before...

206 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:05pm

What channel will Jindal be on?

207 Nevergiveup  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:08pm

How fucked is the defense budget?

208 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:10pm

re: #159 LionOfDixon

Why do I get the feeling Obama does not love his country? Oh, I don't know.....slouching toward socialism, William Ayers, Bernadine Dorn, flirting with Islamic terrorism, Jeremiah Wright, corrupt politics.....let me count the ways......

His "God Bless America"s are an afterthought at best.

209 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:11pm

No, honestly. Aren't State of the Unions supposed to specifically outline things?

210 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:12pm

re: #181 Pianobuff

A wart fell off my toe.

He already cured my cancer

211 brandon13  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:13pm

re: #139 Nevergiveup

I haven't listened to a word. Is it as bad as it seems from reading this?

If you wanted any kind of positive spin on this speech, LGF was probably not the place to come.

212 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:13pm

"engine of our prosperity".
what a cliched out idiot.
he hates engines and he hates prosperity.

213 yesandno  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:15pm

re: #137 RightLogic

Name one memorable line from this speech so far.

The checks in the mail.....

214 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:16pm

And now some commentary from that typical right wing spokes person Pat Buchanan.

215 LionOfDixon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:25pm

If I knew that at the end of the night I had to sleep next to Michelle Obama, I would have made the speech a couple of hours longer.......

216 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:27pm

They're smiling even more now.

217 Syrah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:29pm

re: #67 jorline

This speech is torture!

That man is a god in front of a teleprompter.

Tomorrow, every news paper reporter and every television pundit will be awash in an orgasmic afterglow of what that man has said and what he proposes for our our future.

Our task will be difficult.

218 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:30pm

re: #207 Nevergiveup

How fucked is the defense budget?

It's been carpet bombed!

219 Maui Girl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:32pm

re: #86 Charles

He keeps doing this little growly thing with his voice.

After almost an hour, I'm not surprised.

220 Stuck-in-CA  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:36pm

re: #110 Suzette

Every two seconds applause? WTH?

I'm not watching (couldn't stomach it), but I suspect they are all clapping because they aren't racists.

221 Bobblehead  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:38pm

re: #148 Dirk Diggler

This is quite possibly the greatest speech ever delivered in the history of mankind. It was so good, that during it I actually felt my pulled groin heal.

LOL

222 phillygirl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:43pm

No mention of Durban II, or John Kerry's suggestion to Syria to clean up Hezbullah (pretty please). What universe are these people living on?

223 unclassifiable  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:45pm

I stopped drinking in '92 but my hands are trembling now.

224 reine.de.tout  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:54pm

re: #123 nyc redneck

what abt. the obnoxious up tick on the last word in the sentence.
so girly. paris hilton.

I know exactly what you're talking about, and I hate hate hate to listen to it.

225 Nevergiveup  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:56pm

re: #211 brandon13

If you wanted any kind of positive spin on this speech, LGF was probably not the place to come.

I just want my country back

226 rearden888  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:57pm

re: #218 LockeOn

There goes my job.

227 Summer Seale  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:57pm

re: #213 yesandno

The checks in the mail.....

ROTFLOL! omg you deserve like 200 updings for that! =)

228 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:57pm

re: #191 The Shadow Do

I must say, as a salesman, this guy is a really good bullshitter. World class. I admire that.

He is an asshole, but polished!

Actually i think the hip thing is to bleach one's asshole these days

229 RightLogic  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:58pm

Apparently my letter for an addition to my 3-car garage didn't make it into his speech.

230 jaunte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:59pm

Postmodern President. The words mean nothing, they are just objects to move around the chessboard and move the people with them.

231 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:02pm

re: #207 Nevergiveup

How fucked is the defense budget?

How fucked is America?

232 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:03pm

re: #191 The Shadow Do

I must say, as a salesman, this guy is a really good bullshitter. World class. I admire that.

He is an asshole, but polished!

Yes for kool aid drinkers.
I know a snake oil salesman when I see one.

233 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:07pm

re: #137 RightLogic

Name one memorable line from this speech so far.

I am not watching, but from what I see here, there are lots of memorable lines. He is apparently telling us just how screwed we are. I have not seen it, but I won't be forgetting it.

234 Neo Con since 9-11  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:07pm

re: #175 Wishing

Dang lost live feed..Does anyone have one other than CBS?

You want to watch more of this?!. Well CNN is still going

235 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:09pm

The more a politician smiles, the more you should be afraid.

236 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:17pm

re: #210 GOPManHatTanIte

He already cured my cancer

And my wife just told me that my farts now smell like roses.

237 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:21pm

re: #216 Charles

They're smiling even more now.

Smirkiness is contagious.

238 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:22pm

re: #207 Nevergiveup

How fucked is the defense budget?

I don't know, but I've heard there is a run on BB guns.... & BBs

239 Maui Girl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:24pm

re: #199 NeoKong

Pelosi kept smiling like there was a little dog licking peanut butter off her toes.

It's Barney Franks playing lap dog.

240 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:24pm
241 J.S.  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:29pm

re: #157 mattm

quote: "The day of reckoning has come." Yeah, Apocalypse now...then there will be regulatory "reform", free health care, free education, free energy supplies, and, oh yeah, a budget...(wonder what that'll look like)...

242 mike(in)savage  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:29pm

re: #206 Wishing

You're out of luck.

"We're not interested in reinstating the Fairness Doctrine."

243 Dianna  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:29pm

re: #188 Maui Girl

I won't be watching but let me guess. Is she wearing purple?

Why, yes. How'd you guess?

244 Ojoe  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:30pm

re: #208 Afrocity

If he loved his country he would have walked out on Rev. "GDA" Wright long ago.

245 JacksonTn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:32pm

Okay ...I just turned it on ...now that he is gone ...but who wants to own the Republican Coburn (sp?) that just hugged the crap out of the One ....what state is he from? ...

246 unclassifiable  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:32pm

re: #207 Nevergiveup

How fucked is the defense budget?

Our soldiers need to practice their bayonet charges.

247 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:36pm

re: #208 Afrocity

His "God Bless America"s are an afterthought at best.

Give him some credit, he had to strain mightily not to say "damn" instead of "bless".

248 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:49pm

re: #224 reine.de.tout

*HAPPY BIRTHDAY {RIENE}

249 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:01pm

Damn no reparations! (back to smuggling drugs)

250 Luigi  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:03pm

re: #244 Ojoe

If he loved his country he would have walked out on Rev. "GDA" Wright long ago.

251 jetprop  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:05pm

Change!

252 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:06pm

re: #220 Stuck-in-CA

I'm not watching (couldn't stomach it), but I suspect they are all clapping because they aren't racists.

Magnum Force is on AMC.

253 reine.de.tout  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:11pm

re: #248 nyc redneck

merci!

254 jamgarr  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:12pm

What happened to Major Garrett? Did he drink the Kool-Aid?

255 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:15pm

So does this mean I get my unicorn soon? I thought I saw some flying out of his butt, but then I've had two margeuritas in celebration of my daughters 14th BD today....

256 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:16pm

Happy Birthday, reine!

257 pink freud  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:21pm

re: #224 reine.de.tout

Reine! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

258 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:23pm

Ok. Fuck this guy. Bedtime. Night lizards

259 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:27pm

Jindal's coming up any minute.

260 lobo91  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:29pm

re: #207 Nevergiveup

How fucked is the defense budget?

We'll find out Thursday. I heard about a 10% cut.

261 Dianna  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:34pm

re: #213 yesandno

The checks in the mail.....

And he'll still respect us in the morning?

We'll leave the last one out, I think.

262 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:39pm

{REINE}
oops

263 snowcrash  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:43pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY REINE!

264 trailortrash  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:46pm

Happy Birthday reine :)

265 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:47pm

re: #249 Afrocity

Damn no reparations! (back to smuggling drugs)

You're part of the CIA plot to destroy black people?!
/

266 jaunte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:47pm

Happy birthday reine!

267 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:53pm

re: #224 reine.de.tout

I know exactly what you're talking about, and I hate hate hate to listen to it.

Birthday Girl!

How are you reine?

268 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:54pm

I can't wait to see the the markets tank tommorow.

269 reine.de.tout  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:54pm

re: #235 Charles

The more a politician smiles, the more you should be afraid.

The more a politician talks about how hard he/she is working to make your life better, the more you should be afraid.

270 tradewind  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:54pm

Oh, okay. Maybe the reason Joe looks so twerked off is that BHO won't share his personal crackberry #.....

271 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:55pm

Next up, Jindal the hope of the GOP.

272 Caliredst8r  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:59pm

re: #246 unclassifiable

Our soldiers need to practice their bayonet charges.

But, but, but, bayonets are sharpy-thingys and dangerous! How about you use these styrofoam noodles instead?

273 Bob Dillon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:01pm

re: #157 mattm

I'ts finally over. yea. Now what did he say?

You've seen movies of hippos taking a dump?

That.

274 useless  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:04pm

Restart the engine of our prosperity... just dont' get too prosperous cuz then we are gonna shut you down!

I honestly don't get how the libs all durring the campaign bemoned SUV drives, people who have large lifestyles and people who "Consume" most of the worlds resources, yet now that this practice has stopped, they are the first ones to say "Bring it back, bring it back!"

assholes.

275 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:05pm

re: #235 Charles

The more a politician smiles, the more you should be afraid.

Yep..sharks close their eyes before they attack, and a politician's smile gets wider.

276 tommygum  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:05pm

re: #40 MandyManners

I hope everyone who refused to vote for McCain because he wasn't conservative enough are fucking happy now.

The post that keeps on giving!

277 JacksonTn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:10pm

re: #253 reine.de.tout

merci!

Happy Birthday Reine! hope you got your kindle and you had a great Mardi Gras! I left your cake in the overnight thread ...

278 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:11pm

re: #186 HelloDare

If only the grandmother he threw under the bus were alive to see this...

Grandma the banker...she would be so proud../

279 reine.de.tout  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:14pm

re: #256 Sharmuta

re: #257 pink freud

thank you thank you!

280 tradewind  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:14pm

Jindal Alert....

281 Buffalo Fats  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:15pm

re: #259 Pianobuff

Jindal's coming up any minute.

Hope he hits it out of the park.

282 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:16pm

Joyeux anniversaire, reine de tout!

283 Dahveed  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:22pm

As far as speeches go, Obama will get a bump. Too many idiots think that government is the solution, that we did torture, and global warming is man-made. And they also think their taxes won't go up.

So little do they know.

284 badtemper  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:24pm

Almost time for Bobby Jindal.

Let's hope he's got some cajones on tonight.

285 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:28pm
286 Nevergiveup  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:37pm

re: #260 lobo91

We'll find out Thursday. I heard about a 10% cut.

10% off Bushes projected budget or 10% off last years?

287 eon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:37pm

re: #191 The Shadow Do

I must say, as a salesman, this guy is a really good bullshitter. World class. I admire that.

He is an asshole, but polished!

He's like one of those motivational speakers who your CEO hires to come in and tell you that the reason your company is in trouble is that you're not trying hard enough. Without even knowing what your company actually does.

Well, I'm off to bed.

Good night, Lizards.

Sleep tight.

cheers

eon

288 jetprop  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:38pm

re: #204 kateca

I'm sorry, someone enlighten me. I never quite got the "Regan-esqe" part. Did I miss it?

That was just PR spin a Jedi mind trick to make people think conservatives are onboard.

289 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:38pm

re: #271 Charles

Next up, Jindal the hope of the GOP.

I'm off to put my head in the oven.

290 Taqyia2Me  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:38pm

Thanks Lizards, this is the only way to watch a commie dem make a speech!

291 Ojoe  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:39pm

re: #271 Charles

Join the WHIGS !

292 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:40pm
293 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:45pm

Campaign Carl Cameron just said he is the first black president. Is this true?

294 BlueCanuck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:45pm

Well I just had a tingle run down my leg. Time for a shower to make myself feel clean after listening to this. Before when I said you guys were F$%^ed? I now amend that. WE are all F$%^ed.

/back in a couple of hours.

295 daledog  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:50pm

re: #53 jaunte

The emptiness and fakery have got to catch up with him.

296 cronus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:55pm

Truly a speech worthy of an NBA Finals Game 7

297 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:55pm

re: #254 jamgarr

What happened to Major Garrett? Did he drink the Kool-Aid?

Fox needed to do an intervention search and rescue for Major Garret during the election. I see they have failed to take my advice.

(Man down!)

298 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:55pm

Praise the Lord and pass the Pepto-Bismol.

299 Biff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:01pm

Man did he lose steam towards the end. Loved the fact that the GOP actually booed at times.

300 Nevergiveup  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:04pm

re: #271 Charles

Next up, Jindal the hope of the GOP.

And when do we get good news?

301 Attaboid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:07pm

Happy Birthday Rien.du.tout
;-)

302 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:09pm

re: #278 CapeCoddah

Grandma the banker...she would be so proud../

That's right. Forgot she was a banker. He drove the bus over her grave.

303 kham  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:11pm

They should have let Palin deliver the GOP response. That would have driven the left insane.

304 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:13pm
305 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:13pm

Watch the markets crater tomorrow comrades.

306 code red 21  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:13pm

re: #129 CapeCoddah

Uh, no we don't.

No f'ing way.

307 Ceid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:14pm

Why is he kissing everyone? Gross.

308 LionOfDixon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:14pm

52 minutes of pure, unadulterated crap.

309 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:16pm

i'm going to watch jindal.

310 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:18pm

Vox Populi
5th Grade Level

311 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:20pm

This will be the first time I see Jindal speek.

312 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:21pm

re: #281 Buffalo Fats

Hope he hits it out of the park.

I need a colon cleansing right now.

313 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:21pm

re: #253 reine.de.tout

merci!

Happy Birthday and Happy Mardi Gras...you share a bd with my daughter!

314 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:27pm

re: #295 daledog

The emptiness and fakery have got to catch up with him.

In a just world...

315 Opinionated  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:32pm

CNBC is running a commercial for Cialis. Somehow appropriate.

316 useless  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:37pm

re: #271 Charles


Boss you need to say "hope" of the GOP.

317 reine.de.tout  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:38pm

re: #263 snowcrashre: #277 JacksonTn

re: #264 trailortrash

thanks, ya'll!
Kindle on its way, due for delivery tomorrow!

318 Ojoe  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:46pm

re: #304 buzzsawmonkey

COMBOVER TO THE WHIG PARTY

LOL

319 Picayune  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:46pm

re: #235 Charles

of the "Backstabbers." "They smiling in yo face..."

320 Chicago Blonde  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:46pm

Just finished watching. It was interesting going between Fox & CNN. The standing ovations were making me seasick.

321 jonathan1984  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:49pm

re: #294 BlueCanuck

Every freedom-loving citizen in the world is, in my opinion.

322 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:51pm

Gonna watch Jindal...brb

323 Muadib  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:52pm

re: #231 NYCHardhat

How fucked is America?

Gang raped.

324 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:52pm

Fucking autographs! SPARE ME!

325 rearden888  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:55pm

Everyone ready to short the stock market tomorrow?

326 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:56pm

Wait are these senators asking for autographs?

327 reine.de.tout  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:56pm

re: #285 buzzsawmonkey

Happy birthday, reine!

Did you like the Presidential performance we arranged for you?

*snort*

328 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:01pm

Left-handed...should'a known.

329 Dahveed  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:03pm

"I have a Sharpie in my pocket, but I'll take yours."

There's the Obama presidency in a nutshell.

330 LionOfDixon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:07pm

re: #307 Ceid

Part of his new healthcare plan.....inoculate everyone with mononucleosis.

331 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:08pm

Charles! Don't watch. Jindahl is going to speak.

332 Dianna  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:10pm

re: #268 mattm

I can't wait to see the the markets tank tommorow.

500 points, or more?

333 doppelganglander  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:12pm

Happy Birthday, reine! Are you old enough to drink now? ;)

334 lobo91  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:12pm

re: #286 Nevergiveup

10% off Bushes projected budget or 10% off last years?

10% off last year.

While simultaneously increasing troop strength.

Should be fun...

335 Bobblehead  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:14pm

re: #279 reine.de.tout

Happy Birthday. May your crown forever sparkle.

336 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:20pm

re: #272 Caliredst8r

But, but, but, bayonets are sharpy-thingys and dangerous! How about you use these styrofoam noodles instead?

yeah, but those are made from oil.

337 Suzette  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:20pm

re: #279 reine.de.tout

Happy Birthday reine! Hope it was great!

338 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:21pm

Obama's daughters are sellling DVD's of the speech in the lobby.

339 The_Vig  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:23pm

So guys. Predictions on the drop in the Dow tommorrow?

340 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:28pm

re: #317 reine.de.tout

re: #277 JacksonTn

re: #264 trailortrash

thanks, ya'll!
Kindle on its way, due for delivery tomorrow!

Happy Birthday reine!

341 capitalistincharge  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:29pm

He promised everybody, everything. I heard no details and no consequences. It was a good speech and the average person is going to swoon because they have no idea of the expense or what liberties the individual is going to have to give up to get all of these gimme's. This was a "don't worry, folks, I'm going to take care of you" speech.

342 reine.de.tout  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:31pm

re: #313 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

Happy Birthday and Happy Mardi Gras...you share a bd with my daughter!

Well - happy b-day to her too then!

343 CurrentConflict  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:36pm

I think he's trying to beat Bernie Madeoff's record.

344 tradewind  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:36pm

re: #271 Charles

'Fess up, Charles... you soo hesitated before typing that letter ' h '......
:)

345 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:36pm

I want to see him place his hand on someone and heal them.

346 mike(in)savage  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:42pm

I can't type fast enough to keep up.

Mavis Bacon, where are you?

347 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:44pm

re: #326 Afrocity

Wait are these senators asking for autographs?

You're not happy with our new Celebrimocracy?

348 bcgirl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:58pm

YUP I CAUGHT THAT TOOre: #177 NYCHardhat

He almost forgot to say God Bless America. He fucking hates this country.

349 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:59pm

Happy Birthday Reine!

350 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:00pm

Grab wastebasket and BARF!

351 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:02pm

re: #329 Dahveed

"I have a Sharpie in my pocket, but I'll take yours."

There's the Obama presidency in a nutshell.

DING!

352 Caliredst8r  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:09pm

re: #336 mattm

yeah, but those are made from oil.

They're working on that as we speak

353 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:14pm

re: #279 reine.de.tout

Happy Birthday! Hope it's been fun.

354 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:15pm

re: #324 Sharmuta

Fucking autographs! SPARE ME!

It would be faster if they just kissed his ring.

355 Nevergiveup  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:16pm

re: #334 lobo91

10% off last year.

While simultaneously increasing troop strength.

Should be fun...

Increased troops and decreased budget. Hum?

356 Killian Bundy  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:18pm

All the markets want to hear is a concrete, detailed plan on how the banks are going to get fixed.

/all Obama said was that it would cost more, didn't even bother to add the $2 trillion part, leaving it up to Geithner tomorrow and Geithner did so well last time he tried to explain it

357 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:20pm

And there is Sheila Jackson Lee...attention whore...who wanted to see the American flag that the astronauts planted on Mars.

358 cronus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:22pm

re: #345 NJDhockeyfan

I want to see him place his hand on someone and heal them.

Jindal or Obama? :-)

359 snowcrash  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:28pm

Tex gov Perry doesn't want the stimulus unemployment money either. It requires changing the law to provide unemployment benefits to part time workers who are laid off. Currently not covered and will cost tax payers more money. Not worth it.

360 RememberSekhmet?  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:30pm

The check may be in the mail, but it's a whopping 100 bucks, and it only cost you your job.

361 tradewind  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:31pm

re: #345 NJDhockeyfan

I'd rather see him plant his foot on the Dem's backsides and hurt 'em.

362 Sheepdogess  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:39pm

The creturere: #309 nyc redneck

Me too.

363 LionOfDixon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:40pm

Young hausfrau asked Hitler for his autograph, too.

364 Dianna  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:49pm

re: #328 Spare O'Lake

Left-handed...should'a known.

Ahem? I'm a lefty.

365 JacksonTn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:49pm

re: #347 Occasional Reader

You're not happy with our new Celebrimocracy?

I would bet you large sums of money he would have been just as happy being a rap video star ...it's all about the applause ...

366 MadHamster  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:52pm

I'd like to see him heal Ted Kennedy...now that would be a neat trick.

367 Aviator  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:06pm

re: #286 Nevergiveup

10% off Bushes projected budget or 10% off last years?

10% off what he really wants to stick us with.

368 swamprat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:15pm

re: #216 Charles

They're smiling even more now.

Politicians don't smile.
They show their teeth.

369 Dirk Diggler  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:16pm

Maybe an excorcism will cure my hip flexor?

/Jindal will never escape that remark. So sad.

370 doppelganglander  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:25pm

re: #332 Dianna

500 points, or more?

At least.

371 Beach Lover  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:28pm

Harry looks like a old bulter following along behind in case master needs anything

372 Neo Con since 9-11  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:29pm

As long as Obama is handing out autographs, someone hand him a resignation letter as see if he reads it first

373 SteveC  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:42pm

Q: What's the difference between Jesus and Obama?

A: Jesus was a carpenter. Obama can't even assemble a cabinet!

*rimshot*

374 Chicago Blonde  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:42pm

My stomach hurts....

375 rawmuse  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:43pm

I did not comment much during the speech, but there is the daily reality of what is happening in Washington, and then there is his speech, and I can honestly see no real connection between the two things. The speech was one long work of fiction.

376 Colonel Panik  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:45pm

re: #108 Bobblehead

I hope McCain is f***ing happy with himself. That jerk! If he had run a decent campaign we might not be faced with this shit.

It's not McCain's fault. Look what they did to him!

377 Stuck-in-CA  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:46pm

Did the Repubs at least lodge a protest non-applause at all? Or were they inappropriately polite as usual.

378 lobo91  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:48pm

re: #355 Nevergiveup

Increased troops and decreased budget. Hum?

It's easy if you stop spending money on all those expensive guns, tanks, ships, and planes and stuff.

379 Bobblehead  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:02pm

re: #345 NJDhockeyfan

I want to see him place his hand on someone and heal them.

Out! Out! You devil capitalism. Let me pull that devil from your head!

380 Chicago Blonde  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:08pm

re: #368 swamprat

Biden sure has some chompers, doesn't he?

381 JacksonTn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:15pm

re: #372 Neo Con since 9-11

As long as Obama is handing out autographs, someone hand him a resignation letter as see if he reads it first

Good One NeoCon ...that would be wonderful ...

382 Muadib  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:19pm

re: #339 The_Vig

So guys. Predictions on the drop in the Dow tommorrow?

-200

383 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:24pm

Hey look! A UFO!

No wait, that was Dennis Kucinich.

384 jetprop  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:24pm

Dingy Harry in the crowd looking pleased. If he looks pleased, it can't be good for the country.

385 Opinionated  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:25pm

Stock futures reaction to the speech- yawn.

386 tradewind  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:36pm

re: #380 Chicago Blonde

Tooth plugs.

387 jelo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:42pm

wtf! any congressman that wants an autograph of the pres ought to be recalled (if that's possible)...this is fucking amazing...i don't care which party you are from.... what the hell?

388 unclassifiable  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:50pm

re: #224 reine.de.tout

I gave you some karma for your birthday chere:)

389 Gort  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:52pm

"A recovery plan free of earmarks..."

I call bullshit. It's got his socialist fingerprints earmarks all over it.

390 avanti  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:58pm

re: #271 Charles

Next up, Jindal the hope of the GOP.

Finally, bipartisan hope, The Democrats would like him to run too.

391 rearden888  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:59pm

As if the military weren't spread thin enough as it is. Now he's going to cut our budgets. In the words of my old DI "That's awesome, candidate, just awesome"

392 kateca  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:19:01pm

re: #288 jetprop

That was just PR spin a Jedi mind trick to make people think conservatives are onboard.

More like sh*t twice and die.

393 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:19:04pm

Whoa, who's the honey?

394 CurrentConflict  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:19:11pm

re: #382 Muadib
>350

395 tradewind  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:19:15pm

Oh no she didn't say ' We are in dire straits'.....
Cue Money for Nuthin'

396 Jim in Virginia  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:19:17pm

re: #181 Pianobuff

A wart fell off my toe.


My hemorrhoids are healed. Thank you lord Obama!

397 The Shadow Do  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:19:22pm

re: #228 GOPManHatTanIte

Actually i think the hip thing is to bleach one's asshole these days

I did not need to know that

398 Momzilla  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:19:29pm

He'll tell those governors and mayors that they will be accountable to him? Huh?

Has this guy ever read the constitution?

399 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:19:32pm

Expect some protests in Pockystan soon.

400 Bob Dillon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:19:39pm

re: #301 Attaboid

Happy Birthday Rien.du.tout
;-)

Yes - Happy Birthday - Loving my LGF Cookbook. Thx Rien

401 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:19:50pm

re: #391 rearden888

As if the military weren't spread thin enough as it is. Now he's going to cut our budgets. In the words of my old DI "That's awesome, candidate, just awesome"

Don't worry, it'll just be in "Cold War systems we aren't using". You know... radar... stuff like that.

402 Chicago Blonde  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:19:57pm

re: #386 tradewind

The better to eat the rich with, my dear...

403 lobo91  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:20:01pm

re: #387 jelo

wtf! any congressman that wants an autograph of the pres ought to be recalled (if that's possible)...this is fucking amazing...i don't care which party you are from.... what the hell?

They used to do the same thing with Bush.

404 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:20:09pm

What did he say to sell out Israel? I'm not watching, as I don't want to wreck my new TV or make my blood pressure worse.
Or did he refer to "the Zionist entity"?

405 Jim in Virginia  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:20:16pm

Rahm Emmanuel speaks for three minutes without cussing. Wow.

406 lobo91  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:20:43pm

re: #398 Momzilla

He'll tell those governors and mayors that they will be accountable to him? Huh?

Has this guy ever read the constitution?

That's so 18th century...

407 bcgirl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:20:47pm

HAHAHAAH very perfect!
re: #372 Neo Con since 9-11

As long as Obama is handing out autographs, someone hand him a resignation letter as see if he reads it first

408 rearden888  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:20:55pm

re: #401 Occasional Reader

lol, anything that smacks of actually protecting soldiers, I suppose.

409 formercorpsman  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:21:17pm

re: #235 Charles

Have you noticed how he holds his head?

For some reason I noticed that. Probably means nothing, but it stuck out to me.

410 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:21:17pm

From CNN blog - small sample - (ewwwwww)


Donna Hussein Brooks I'm def not going to watch the Bobby Jindal Show. What's he going to do besides recite talking points?
10:16pm EST - Columbus, OH

Ermilda Bienaime thanks CNN and Facebook.
10:16pm EST - Miami, FL

Gina Campanella is so inspired after hearing Obama speak. Finally, an eloquent president!

10:16pm EST - Bend, OR
Jhonny Francois God Bless America.

10:16pm EST - Boston, MA
Adrienne P. Marshall thinks the Prez is ALL OVER his job. Hope he has the support and time to pull things through.

10:16pm EST - Birmingham, AL
Lorena Judith Limas I love him!

10:16pm EST - Austin, TX
Jonah Weinberg doesn't have the stomach to listen to Jindal's respnse.
10:16pm EST - Cleveland, OH

Norwood Fisher Clear-a-thrill!
10:15pm - Los Angeles, CA

Rene' Edwards IS PONDERING ON EVEN LISTENING TO GOP'S RESPONSE.
10:15pm

Joanna Bossi is really happy that President Obama talked about national service.
10:15pm - Kansas City,

Mdr Rie just a lot of hot air.
10:15pm

411 Mich-again  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:21:21pm

Obama's speech is proof that George W. Bush was the most environmental President ever.

He reduced the carbon emissions at all our factories so much that now its going to take a trillion dollars of Stimuslush to reprime the pump and get the engine of prosperity rolling again.

412 jetprop  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:21:26pm

re: #372 Neo Con since 9-11

As long as Obama is handing out autographs, someone hand him a resignation letter as see if he reads it first

LOL..good one!

413 jelo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:21:54pm

re: #403 lobo91

I'm sure, and just as disgusted...where is the "class"!

414 lobo91  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:21:59pm

re: #372 Neo Con since 9-11

As long as Obama is handing out autographs, someone hand him a resignation letter as see if he reads it first

Nice idea, except that we'd then be stuck with Biden.

415 Chicago Blonde  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:22:12pm

I'll confess in the past I didn't pay enough attention to politics but this was...weird. This speech felt like a Hollywood production.

And I don't mean that in a good way.

416 Seax  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:22:17pm

This is the best review of any political speech
I have read ever!
Laughing my guts out...oh dear...

417 Biff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:22:18pm

I hear that the State of Maine is getting a lobster subsidy. I wonder whose vote got them that?

418 rearden888  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:22:33pm

re: #410 Catttt

So many sheep.

419 powerplay  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:22:46pm

How much longer is the American people going to measure the greatness of a man by his ability to read a script off invisible glass. I can give a great speech also. Can I be President?

420 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:22:47pm

re: #417 Biff

I hear that the State of Maine is getting a lobster subsidy. I wonder whose vote got them that?

I think Dr. Zoidberg of Futurama wanted that.

421 tradewind  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:22:57pm

Dayum..... Jindal is passing up krewe balls to refute the screwballs.....

422 Chicago Blonde  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:22:59pm

re: #409 formercorpsman

Biden? Like the pooch in the RCA ads.

423 Mich-again  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:23:17pm

re: #415 Chicago Blonde

This speech felt like a Hollywood production.

Well knock me over with a feather! You don't say.

424 tommygum  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:23:17pm

re: #181 Pianobuff

A wart fell off my toe.

My foreskin grew back.

425 Bobblehead  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:23:36pm

re: #422 Chicago Blonde

Biden? Like the pooch in the RCA ads.

His master's voice.

426 tradewind  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:23:43pm

re: #424 tommygum

That's a real stretch....

427 Mich-again  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:24:05pm

re: #419 powerplay

Can I be President?

You got a Nirth Certificate?

428 Stuck-in-CA  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:24:26pm

re: #414 lobo91

Nice idea, except that we'd then be stuck with Biden.

it would at least be more entertaining while we are getting screwed and having our country destroyed.

429 Parker in US  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:24:51pm

re: #360 RememberSekhmet?

There will be no checks thats all BS that $13.00 a week is all anyone is going to get

430 formercorpsman  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:24:51pm

re: #422 Chicago Blonde

This is all still surreal to me.

I am sure Biden is having the Homer Simpson-like conversation in his own head while this is going on.

431 tommygum  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:24:53pm

re: #191 The Shadow Do

I must say, as a salesman, this guy is a really good bullshitter. World class. I admire that.

He is an asshole, but polished!

And clean!

And articulate!

432 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:25:00pm

Overnight futures:

DJIA INDEX 0.00
S&P 500 -0.10
NASDAQ 0.00

Grade: F

433 Chicago Blonde  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:25:12pm

re: #423 Mich-again

I know it sounded redundant. :) It was just really creepy. I'd never seen anything like that.

434 Picayune  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:25:34pm

re: #308 LionOfDixon

with only 65 standing ovations! Why sit in the first place for this dog & pony show put on for the first man to hold the Office of the Pres. Elect, if you have to jump up on average of more than once a minute. Ridiculous looking. I betcha Ms Nancy busted some leg veins with her human yo-yo act!

435 Chicago Blonde  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:26:07pm

re: #430 formercorpsman

*cue music & dancing monkey*
Da doo doo doooo...da doo doo doooo....

436 formercorpsman  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:29:44pm

re: #435 Chicago Blonde

437 Fearless Fred  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:30:10pm

re: #235 Charles

Hmmm, did Goldwater ever smile? Dick Army hardly ever smiles. I like that.

438 formercorpsman  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:30:26pm

re: #436 formercorpsman

More like Village...........................................idiot.

439 Silvergirl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:33:51pm

Don't forget to let MSNBC know what you thought in their poll

Did President Barack Obama's address to Congress give you confidence in the nation's future?

440 Silvergirl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:37:07pm

re: #419 powerplay

How much longer is the American people going to measure the greatness of a man by his ability to read a script off invisible glass. I can give a great speech also. Can I be President?

What happened to ending the campaign, and actually staying in the White House and settling down to fix some problems? The man is on an endless campaign.

441 Chicago Blonde  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:40:11pm

re: #436 formercorpsman

LOL! Here's the closest thing to the sequence I was thinking about.

Deep thoughts...

442 Canoe Train  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:44:40pm

If this has not been posted before: "So this is how Liberty ends: with thunderous applause."
Senator Padme

443 NY Nana  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:46:41pm

Coming to a movie theater near you on March 15....The Obama Deception.

444 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:48:20pm

re: #439 Silvergirl

Don't forget to let MSNBC know what you thought in their poll

Did President Barack Obama's address to Congress give you confidence in the nation's future?

Most people voting in that poll are idiots.
Maybe they deserve Obama, but we lizards don't.

445 pingjockey  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:50:55pm

I boycotted this farce. I saw the one up there, with Plugs to his right and Blinky to the left. I went and did the dishes.

446 Chicago Blonde  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:53:27pm

re: #445 pingjockey

You didn't miss anything we didn't see coming. Except the 50,000 standing ovations.

447 Chicago Blonde  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 8:01:59pm

I'm pretty tired - I'm going to go get some sleep before they levy a dream tax.
Goodnight Lizards.

448 VioletTiger  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 8:04:07pm

Thanks for monitoring the brain-numbering tripe Lizards. I'm on a business trip and just got back to the hotel room so I had to miss this. Was it as fun as I think?/

449 jlevyellow  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 8:20:01pm

I think he promised a chicken in every pot or was it pot for every chicken. No, it was potted chicken in every car. No, it was a car for every potted chicken. Every chicken should have its own pot? What the hell, he promised everything to everyone with no money down and no income verification.

450 thriggle  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 11:49:25pm

I am extremely disappointed to hear President Obama say decisively that the current economic problems of America can be fixed by having the government force (or entice) banks to make loans. He even used as his example of the path to prosperity making sure a family unable to afford a home can get a loan to buy one. The entire financial crisis is based upon banks giving out loans--specifically, home loans--to people that they shouldn't have, especially by Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and at the Congress's behest.

I am disappointed that President Obama pretends the stimulus package will create real jobs, giving as examples the construction of roads, bridges, and wind farms. Of course, roads, bridges, and wind farms do not generate money of themselves, and thus do not create jobs--rather, they require regular government funding to maintain. The stimulus package doesn't create jobs. It hires contractors dependent on government funds.

I am disturbed at the doublespeak behind President Obama's cap-and-trade scheme. He calls it a market-driven approach to ensuring clean energy. In fact, it inverses the market by making it profitable (due to government subsidy) to run companies at a loss, while punishing (through energy taxes) companies that actually make money. And the most ridiculous part of the equation is that the scheme depends on looting the resources of the companies it is discouraging--anything that emits carbon dioxide, in this case--in order to fund companies that cannot survive without these subsidies. When the de facto carbon tax actually achieves its goal of driving all carbon-producing operations out of business, the source of money to pay for the "clean" corporations dries up. The looters will have to look for other income-earning businesses upon which to impose taxes in order to continue funding their unprofitable energy sinkholes.

President Obama, unsurprisingly, is effecting the tax increase he denied on the campaign trail that he would ever impose (even as "nonpartisan" fact-checking sites attacked John McCain as a liar for suggesting Obama was planning to raise any taxes by repealing Bush's tax cuts). Just as in the carbon cap-and-trade scheme, he plans to tax those who earn money (in this case, anyone earning over $250,000) in order to subsidize those who do not contribute to the government's funds.

Furthermore, the 3.5 million jobs he claims will be created by the stimulus package are also dependent on continued government contracts--they are not sustainable jobs that will begin creating wealth that the government can then tax to pay for other things. No, all of these 3.5 million government jobs will supposedly be funded by taxing real wealth creators, the top 2% of American income earners. Of course, when we lose those income-earners by chasing them away, draining their assets, and destroying their businesses, we'll have to find some other way to fund all these government contracts, lest we want to be responsible for putting 3.5 million individuals out of work.

The repeated assurances that most voters won't be sacrificed to pay for this scheme ignores the public's discomfort with the concept: i.e., that the government is entitled to disproportionately violate the property rights of certain American citizens so long as those so violated are in the minority. This sort of social cannibalism is not logically sustainable--gutting the productive to provide for the nonproductive will ultimately leave you a world with nonproductive citizens and no producers left to gut (although realistically, Republicans will come back into power in 2010, at least until the Democrats kick them out, and we'll keep wavering on a cycle of production and distribution, hopefully ad nauseam, rather than destroying ourselves).

451 Sensible Remnant  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 6:58:03am

The media writes of hopeful eight year old children telling Obama to keep up his national bath in red ink, because "Americans aren't quitters!"
You only have to look back a few months ago to see the media's tales of the Bush deficit and how it was grinding down the poor and killing hope and the American dream. What a difference a new face in office makes!
The media is cheer leading as Obama stampedes us over a cliff. This is what we get for living in a nation of morons.


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