Obama’s Non-SOTU SOTU, Thread 4
Another discussion thread, with the previous one approaching 1,000 as Joe Biden keeps a vigilant eye on his Blackberry for the producer’s cues.
Another discussion thread, with the previous one approaching 1,000 as Joe Biden keeps a vigilant eye on his Blackberry for the producer’s cues.
4 | Jetpilot1101 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:13pm |
Well comrades, all I can say is we're screwed.
7 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:18pm |
Hope found in unlikely places... like Wright's speeches?
8 | HelloDare Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:36pm |
He's doing what he does best right now. He's blowing smoke.
12 | Syrah Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:49pm |
"called to govern"
All tyrants aspire to be . . .
14 | Vicious Michigan Union Thug Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:50pm |
Some guy redistributed all his money.
15 | LockeOn Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:51pm |
at least it's almost over, I'm almost out of whiskey!
16 | kham Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:52pm |
Wait a minute I thought this speech was about the stimulus package? WTH is he talking about "tourture" and GITMO? (Repost)
20 | Vicious Michigan Union Thug Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:09pm |
He probably did it as part of a plea bargain.
21 | Nevergiveup Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:09pm |
re: #6 LockeOn
YAAAA
It's almost over!
I'm putting in my orders for my AT tomorrow. Am I gonna get paid?
24 | NJDhockeyfan Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:19pm |
How much will he give his friends at ACORN?
25 | Dianna Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:22pm |
"It didn't feel right just getting the money myself"?
He didn't tell anyone? Then how do we know?
Oh, and is he paying the taxes?
26 | wee fury Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:33pm |
The Bollywood Oscar committee should have given their 'ceremony' money to the Government to help us all out. My words.
27 | Vicious Michigan Union Thug Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:36pm |
Texas, Kansas, what's the difference?
33 | Pullus Iulius Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:42pm |
Kudos, by the way, to Charles and the hamsters. Even my geriatric internet machine is keeping up with the threads. Things are running much smoother than they were during the election. The cat in my lap ain't making the typing any easier, though.
35 | Right mind left Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:45pm |
Cash out of the company and spread the wealth by ORDER of Geitner...
38 | badtemper Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:59pm |
Biden just looked at Pelosi as if he was asking permission to sit down.
39 | NJDhockeyfan Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:00pm |
40 | MandyManners Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:10pm |
I hope everyone who refused to vote for McCain because he wasn't conservative enough are fucking happy now.
41 | unclassifiable Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:12pm |
re: #3 Sharmuta
Hope is found in unlikely places.....
Apparently in the same places and growing media you find commercial mushrooms.
43 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:13pm |
45 | RightLogic Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:17pm |
Yeah, you too can have a "Green Community" and jobs. You just need a tornado.
46 | GOPManHatTanIte Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:18pm |
Folks here: see those who cling to guns and religion
47 | Vicious Michigan Union Thug Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:21pm |
School down by the railroad tracks.
50 | LockeOn Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:27pm |
re: #40 MandyManners
I hope everyone who refused to vote for McCain because he wasn't conservative enough are fucking happy now.
Here Here!
51 | useless Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:32pm |
I can honestly say I don't understand the details of his policy statement here. I can't stand this.
52 | Killian Bundy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:41pm |
Great, now he's telling stories.
/can't he just write another book?
54 | NYCHardhat Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:44pm |
Dear Obama,
Please stop bullshitting the American people.
Love,
Me
55 | HelloDare Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:44pm |
Tornado. Hmmm. Remember that tornado in 2007 that you said killed 10,000, when it really killed 12? Remember that.
56 | TheMatrix31 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:48pm |
This guy's talking about the corporate guy giving his money....
How about the five billion dollar kickback given to ACORN?
57 | mattm Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:50pm |
Awwwwwwww.....poor kid. The train runs near the school.
60 | nyc redneck Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:54pm |
he is going to need a support group when this country comes to its senses,
61 | RightLogic Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:55pm |
Yeah, I'm sure that every letter sent to the President gets read.
62 | MarkX Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:59pm |
re: #46 GOPManHatTanIte
Folks here: see those who cling to guns and religion
I'm in Kansas... and clinging to mine....
63 | Fat Jolly Penguin Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:59pm |
re: #40 MandyManners
I hope everyone who refused to vote for McCain because he wasn't conservative enough are fucking happy now.
DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING
68 | J.S. Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:03pm |
re: #29 jetprop
Will they applaude all night?
They'll have standing ovations until dawn tomorrow...followed by fainting.
72 | Pianobuff Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:10pm |
Any coincidence that South Carolina is being called out? Hmmm.
73 | TonyR Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:10pm |
Charles, I haven't visited in a while (post election depression, which I'm finally coming out of), but just have to say — wow!, the performance of the site is awesome. Kudos to your mad coding skills, and keep up the great work! — from a Web design/seo guy just getting his feet wet with MySQL/PHP. You're my hero ;-)
75 | doppelganglander Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:12pm |
re: #17 Afrocity
Here comes the "I have a bracelet too" moment
I thought you weren't going to watch?
76 | Vicious Michigan Union Thug Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:21pm |
re: #57 mattm
Awwwwwwww.....poor kid. The train runs near the school.
Well, Obama will shut down all the railroads.
77 | Nevergiveup Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:23pm |
re: #61 RightLogic
Yeah, I'm sure that every letter sent to the President gets read.
I know that's not true. I'm still free.
79 | nyc redneck Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:31pm |
80 | midwestgak Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:32pm |
Here's where the Reagan-like speech comes in. Telling stories about real people. Immitation. He could care less.
83 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:34pm |
re: #55 HelloDare
Tornado. Hmmm. Remember that tornado in 2007 that you said killed 10,000, when it really killed 12? Remember that.
His grandpa rescued the rest of them from Auschwitz.
84 | DisturbedEma Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:35pm |
re: #40 MandyManners
I hope everyone who refused to vote for McCain because he wasn't conservative enough are fucking happy now.
WORD. . .
85 | Afrocity Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:35pm |
I bet that woman is thinking I voted for McCain
86 | Charles Johnson Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:56pm |
He keeps doing this little growly thing with his voice.
87 | rearden888 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:57pm |
re: #70 Attaboid
SOB SOB SOB Stop those nasty railroads.
Those terrible harbringers of progress. Make them stop!
88 | Afrocity Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:02pm |
92 | eon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:12pm |
"We are not quitters."
But your AG calls us "cowards".
If you want me to believe you're serious about ending "divisiveness", Barry, firing Holder would be good start, you know.
cheers
eon
93 | GOPManHatTanIte Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:14pm |
re: #62 MarkX
I'm in Kansas... and clinging to mine....
Gun Case full of shotguns myself...necessary in a metro area of course
94 | jetprop Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:15pm |
re: #68 J.S.
They'll have standing ovations until dawn tomorrow...followed by fainting.
LOL..and 'thrills up legs'.
98 | trailortrash Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:20pm |
this dog and pony show has gone on wayyyy to long
99 | mike(in)savage Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:21pm |
I didn't watch a second of this, but thanks to these threads I can honestly say I've never gotten so much enjoyment out of a speech in my life.
Bravo, people.
100 | DisturbedEma Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:26pm |
re: #48 Pianobuff
Wealth is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!
Unless I have it. . .dear leader must be fed well. . .
101 | Pvt Bin Jammin Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:27pm |
re: #74 MandyManners
WAB is looking appropriate tonight.
It's the best dress I've seen her in so far.
103 | CapeCoddah Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:32pm |
re: #78 Sharmuta
I don't appreciate Michelle's man-handling of this child.
She is just soooooooo maternal.
104 | summergurl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:35pm |
re: #72 Pianobuff
Any coincidence that South Carolina is being called out? Hmmm.
Sanford pissed him off
106 | Who Watches the Watchmen? Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:36pm |
re: #86 Charles
He keeps doing this little growly thing with his voice.
Like Bob Weir, but without the daisy dukes.
107 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:42pm |
re: #86 Charles
He keeps doing this little growly thing with his voice.
Next, he'll swallow a live mouse.
/hat tip: "V"
108 | Bobblehead Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:43pm |
re: #40 MandyManners
I hope everyone who refused to vote for McCain because he wasn't conservative enough are fucking happy now.
I hope McCain is f***ing happy with himself. That jerk! If he had run a decent campaign we might not be faced with this shit.
109 | Catttt Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:45pm |
trite
/traɪt/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [trahyt] Show IPA ,
–adjective, trit⋅er, trit⋅est.
1. lacking in freshness or effectiveness because of constant use or excessive repetition; hackneyed; stale: the trite phrases in his letter.
2. characterized by hackneyed expressions, ideas, etc.: The commencement address was trite and endlessly long.
111 | unclassifiable Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:48pm |
re: #86 Charles
He keeps doing this little growly thing with his voice.
It's Geoge Soros trying to climb out.
Even he can only stand so much B...
113 | Right mind left Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:56pm |
I've got to turn this off, I can't take it anymore. Here comes the "we are all equal" not "equal opportunity"... spread and even out all the wealth...we all get $1
114 | useless Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:56pm |
And the sad thing here is that if it was McCain standing up there it would be 10X more stupid.
Friggin Romney should have won.
115 | phillygirl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:59pm |
Let's rebuild all the schools. That will put America to work.
116 | RightLogic Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:02pm |
You, Pelosi, and Schumer don't love this country. That is a fact Jack.
117 | Afrocity Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:02pm |
re: #86 Charles
He keeps doing this little growly thing with his voice.
well he is demon possessed..kind of hard to keep it on the down low
118 | lobo91 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:03pm |
I want America to succeed...which is why I want you to fail
121 | mattm Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:07pm |
I haven't agreed once. Well, you don't want to to succeed.
122 | MarkX Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:08pm |
This is just a continuation of his campaign speeches....... vomit...
123 | nyc redneck Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:12pm |
re: #86 Charles
He keeps doing this little growly thing with his voice.
what abt. the obnoxious up tick on the last word in the sentence.
so girly. paris hilton.
124 | yesandno Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:14pm |
When oh when will he stop campaigning and start leading......?
125 | Muadib Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:23pm |
Comrades,
Under Obamunism, we are all equally screwed.
127 | badtemper Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:34pm |
Here comes the token Great Uniter bit.
We are all Americans.
We all breathe the same air.
We all cherish our children's future.
Whatever, dude.
128 | jetprop Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:34pm |
re: #86 Charles
He keeps doing this little growly thing with his voice.
Is he ending words/sentences with that annoying whistle?
129 | CapeCoddah Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:35pm |
130 | LockeOn Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:35pm |
I hope we part ways sooner that later, perhaps just after 3 more of these SOTU's and your out!
132 | jorline Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:38pm |
re: #80 midwestgak
Here's where the Reagan-like speech comes in. Telling stories about real people. Immitation. He could care less.
I remember Reagan...and Obama hasn't shown a glimmer of Reagan.
135 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:41pm |
Then yours is the world and all that's in it
and what's more, you'll be a man my son
137 | RightLogic Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:41pm |
Name one memorable line from this speech so far.
139 | Nevergiveup Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:42pm |
re: #118 lobo91
I want America to succeed...which is why I want you to fail
I haven't listened to a word. Is it as bad as it seems from reading this?
141 | Gadfly Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:47pm |
Did I miss the part about $900M to "rebuild" Gaza?
146 | Beach Lover Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:51pm |
lets talk about the schools in Detroit and chicago, Barack
148 | Dirk Diggler Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:52pm |
This is quite possibly the greatest speech ever delivered in the history of mankind. It was so good, that during it I actually felt my pulled groin heal.
151 | Neo Con since 9-11 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:56pm |
Obama-There are Surely times we will part ways
Neo Con-Don't call me Shirley.
152 | Ojoe Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:57pm |
My phone just rang with a new building job
/kidding
155 | MarkX Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:02pm |
Please quit with the bulllshit...
it's over?
thank God
159 | LionOfDixon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:05pm |
Why do I get the feeling Obama does not love his country? Oh, I don't know.....slouching toward socialism, William Ayers, Bernadine Dorn, flirting with Islamic terrorism, Jeremiah Wright, corrupt politics.....let me count the ways......
160 | Nightlight Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:05pm |
This was the time, now is the time~
We are the ones we have been waiting for.
I'm sick~!
162 | Cognito Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:07pm |
re: #124 yesandno
When oh when will he stop campaigning and start leading......?
As soon as Congress zips him something to sign.
C'mon Congress! It's easy!
164 | Right mind left Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:08pm |
re: #139 Nevergiveup
I haven't listened to a word. Is it as bad as it seems from reading this?
Worse.
169 | yesandno Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:17pm |
Nothing Reaganesque about any of this ...........
Nothing at all.
170 | Vicious Michigan Union Thug Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:18pm |
172 | bcgirl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:18pm |
now the fawning and drooling love fest from charlie ugugugugugugghhhhhh
173 | AmericanMe Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:19pm |
Reaganesque...I think not! Not now, not ever!
175 | Wishing Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:19pm |
Dang lost live feed..Does anyone have one other than CBS?
177 | NYCHardhat Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:22pm |
He almost forgot to say God Bless America. He fucking hates this country.
178 | RightLogic Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:24pm |
Hey, Liberals aren't suppose to invoke the name of God in a governmental function.
181 | Pianobuff Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:28pm |
re: #148 Dirk Diggler
This is quite possibly the greatest speech ever delivered in the history of mankind. It was so good, that during it I actually felt my pulled groin heal.
A wart fell off my toe.
182 | BatGuano Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:30pm |
"The engine of our prosperity". Must have just read Atlas Shrugged.
185 | doppelganglander Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:33pm |
All you have to do is realize that he does not use words according to their actual meanings. Think 1984 and you're almost there.
186 | HelloDare Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:35pm |
If only the grandmother he threw under the bus were alive to see this...
187 | Who Watches the Watchmen? Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:40pm |
My stomach hurts.
/Charlie Brown
188 | Maui Girl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:43pm |
re: #74 MandyManners
WAB is looking appropriate tonight.
I won't be watching but let me guess. Is she wearing purple?
189 | jamgarr Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:44pm |
re: #137 RightLogic
Name one memorable line from this speech so far.
"The checks on the way!"
/how's that?
191 | The Shadow Do Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:48pm |
I must say, as a salesman, this guy is a really good bullshitter. World class. I admire that.
He is an asshole, but polished!
192 | Mich-again Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:50pm |
re: #51 useless
I can honestly say I don't understand the details of his policy statement here.
Bravo to his writers! Its easy to be clear. Obfuscation takes skill.
194 | mattm Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:50pm |
195 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:51pm |
re: #148 Dirk Diggler
This is quite possibly the greatest speech ever delivered in the history of mankind. It was so good, that during it I actually felt my pulled groin heal.
If you laid off pulling your groin, you wouldn't have the problem in the first place.
196 | lobo91 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:52pm |
re: #139 Nevergiveup
I haven't listened to a word. Is it as bad as it seems from reading this?
It really is.
197 | Killian Bundy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:54pm |
Hear that thud?
/that's his budget landing on the markets Thursday
199 | NeoKong Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:55pm |
Pelosi kept smiling like there was a little dog licking peanut butter off her toes.
201 | badtemper Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:57pm |
It's over.
Now we can flush.
Oy, that was painful.
204 | kateca Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:02pm |
I'm sorry, someone enlighten me. I never quite got the "Regan-esqe" part. Did I miss it?
205 | MarkX Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:04pm |
208 | Afrocity Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:10pm |
re: #159 LionOfDixon
Why do I get the feeling Obama does not love his country? Oh, I don't know.....slouching toward socialism, William Ayers, Bernadine Dorn, flirting with Islamic terrorism, Jeremiah Wright, corrupt politics.....let me count the ways......
His "God Bless America"s are an afterthought at best.
209 | TheMatrix31 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:11pm |
No, honestly. Aren't State of the Unions supposed to specifically outline things?
210 | GOPManHatTanIte Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:12pm |
211 | brandon13 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:13pm |
re: #139 Nevergiveup
I haven't listened to a word. Is it as bad as it seems from reading this?
If you wanted any kind of positive spin on this speech, LGF was probably not the place to come.
212 | nyc redneck Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:13pm |
"engine of our prosperity".
what a cliched out idiot.
he hates engines and he hates prosperity.
213 | yesandno Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:15pm |
214 | HelloDare Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:16pm |
And now some commentary from that typical right wing spokes person Pat Buchanan.
215 | LionOfDixon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:25pm |
If I knew that at the end of the night I had to sleep next to Michelle Obama, I would have made the speech a couple of hours longer.......
217 | Syrah Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:29pm |
re: #67 jorline
This speech is torture!
That man is a god in front of a teleprompter.
Tomorrow, every news paper reporter and every television pundit will be awash in an orgasmic afterglow of what that man has said and what he proposes for our our future.
Our task will be difficult.
218 | LockeOn Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:30pm |
219 | Maui Girl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:32pm |
re: #86 Charles
He keeps doing this little growly thing with his voice.
After almost an hour, I'm not surprised.
220 | Stuck-in-CA Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:36pm |
re: #110 Suzette
Every two seconds applause? WTH?
I'm not watching (couldn't stomach it), but I suspect they are all clapping because they aren't racists.
221 | Bobblehead Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:38pm |
re: #148 Dirk Diggler
This is quite possibly the greatest speech ever delivered in the history of mankind. It was so good, that during it I actually felt my pulled groin heal.
LOL
222 | phillygirl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:43pm |
No mention of Durban II, or John Kerry's suggestion to Syria to clean up Hezbullah (pretty please). What universe are these people living on?
223 | unclassifiable Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:45pm |
I stopped drinking in '92 but my hands are trembling now.
224 | reine.de.tout Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:54pm |
re: #123 nyc redneck
what abt. the obnoxious up tick on the last word in the sentence.
so girly. paris hilton.
I know exactly what you're talking about, and I hate hate hate to listen to it.
225 | Nevergiveup Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:56pm |
re: #211 brandon13
If you wanted any kind of positive spin on this speech, LGF was probably not the place to come.
I just want my country back
227 | Summer Seale Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:57pm |
re: #213 yesandno
The checks in the mail.....
ROTFLOL! omg you deserve like 200 updings for that! =)
228 | GOPManHatTanIte Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:57pm |
re: #191 The Shadow Do
I must say, as a salesman, this guy is a really good bullshitter. World class. I admire that.
He is an asshole, but polished!
Actually i think the hip thing is to bleach one's asshole these days
229 | RightLogic Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:58pm |
Apparently my letter for an addition to my 3-car garage didn't make it into his speech.
230 | jaunte Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:10:59pm |
Postmodern President. The words mean nothing, they are just objects to move around the chessboard and move the people with them.
231 | NYCHardhat Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:02pm |
232 | Afrocity Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:03pm |
re: #191 The Shadow Do
I must say, as a salesman, this guy is a really good bullshitter. World class. I admire that.
He is an asshole, but polished!
Yes for kool aid drinkers.
I know a snake oil salesman when I see one.
233 | CapeCoddah Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:07pm |
re: #137 RightLogic
Name one memorable line from this speech so far.
I am not watching, but from what I see here, there are lots of memorable lines. He is apparently telling us just how screwed we are. I have not seen it, but I won't be forgetting it.
234 | Neo Con since 9-11 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:07pm |
re: #175 Wishing
Dang lost live feed..Does anyone have one other than CBS?
You want to watch more of this?!. Well CNN is still going
235 | Charles Johnson Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:09pm |
The more a politician smiles, the more you should be afraid.
236 | Pianobuff Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:17pm |
re: #210 GOPManHatTanIte
He already cured my cancer
And my wife just told me that my farts now smell like roses.
238 | MarkX Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:22pm |
re: #207 Nevergiveup
How fucked is the defense budget?
I don't know, but I've heard there is a run on BB guns.... & BBs
239 | Maui Girl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:24pm |
re: #199 NeoKong
Pelosi kept smiling like there was a little dog licking peanut butter off her toes.
It's Barney Franks playing lap dog.
241 | J.S. Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:29pm |
re: #157 mattm
quote: "The day of reckoning has come." Yeah, Apocalypse now...then there will be regulatory "reform", free health care, free education, free energy supplies, and, oh yeah, a budget...(wonder what that'll look like)...
242 | mike(in)savage Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:29pm |
243 | Dianna Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:29pm |
re: #188 Maui Girl
I won't be watching but let me guess. Is she wearing purple?
Why, yes. How'd you guess?
244 | Ojoe Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:30pm |
re: #208 Afrocity
If he loved his country he would have walked out on Rev. "GDA" Wright long ago.
245 | JacksonTn Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:32pm |
Okay ...I just turned it on ...now that he is gone ...but who wants to own the Republican Coburn (sp?) that just hugged the crap out of the One ....what state is he from? ...
246 | unclassifiable Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:32pm |
re: #207 Nevergiveup
How fucked is the defense budget?
Our soldiers need to practice their bayonet charges.
247 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:11:36pm |
re: #208 Afrocity
His "God Bless America"s are an afterthought at best.
Give him some credit, he had to strain mightily not to say "damn" instead of "bless".
249 | Afrocity Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:01pm |
Damn no reparations! (back to smuggling drugs)
250 | Luigi Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:03pm |
re: #244 Ojoe
If he loved his country he would have walked out on Rev. "GDA" Wright long ago.
252 | MandyManners Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:06pm |
re: #220 Stuck-in-CA
I'm not watching (couldn't stomach it), but I suspect they are all clapping because they aren't racists.
Magnum Force is on AMC.
254 | jamgarr Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:12pm |
What happened to Major Garrett? Did he drink the Kool-Aid?
255 | The Pulchritudinous Patriot Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:15pm |
So does this mean I get my unicorn soon? I thought I saw some flying out of his butt, but then I've had two margeuritas in celebration of my daughters 14th BD today....
260 | lobo91 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:29pm |
re: #207 Nevergiveup
How fucked is the defense budget?
We'll find out Thursday. I heard about a 10% cut.
261 | Dianna Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:34pm |
re: #213 yesandno
The checks in the mail.....
And he'll still respect us in the morning?
We'll leave the last one out, I think.
265 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:47pm |
re: #249 Afrocity
Damn no reparations! (back to smuggling drugs)
You're part of the CIA plot to destroy black people?!
/
267 | jorline Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:53pm |
re: #224 reine.de.tout
I know exactly what you're talking about, and I hate hate hate to listen to it.
Birthday Girl!
How are you reine?
268 | mattm Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:54pm |
I can't wait to see the the markets tank tommorow.
269 | reine.de.tout Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:54pm |
re: #235 Charles
The more a politician smiles, the more you should be afraid.
The more a politician talks about how hard he/she is working to make your life better, the more you should be afraid.
270 | tradewind Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:54pm |
Oh, okay. Maybe the reason Joe looks so twerked off is that BHO won't share his personal crackberry #.....
272 | Caliredst8r Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:59pm |
re: #246 unclassifiable
Our soldiers need to practice their bayonet charges.
But, but, but, bayonets are sharpy-thingys and dangerous! How about you use these styrofoam noodles instead?
273 | Bob Dillon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:01pm |
re: #157 mattm
I'ts finally over. yea. Now what did he say?
You've seen movies of hippos taking a dump?
That.
274 | useless Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:04pm |
Restart the engine of our prosperity... just dont' get too prosperous cuz then we are gonna shut you down!
I honestly don't get how the libs all durring the campaign bemoned SUV drives, people who have large lifestyles and people who "Consume" most of the worlds resources, yet now that this practice has stopped, they are the first ones to say "Bring it back, bring it back!"
assholes.
275 | The Pulchritudinous Patriot Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:05pm |
re: #235 Charles
The more a politician smiles, the more you should be afraid.
Yep..sharks close their eyes before they attack, and a politician's smile gets wider.
276 | tommygum Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:05pm |
re: #40 MandyManners
I hope everyone who refused to vote for McCain because he wasn't conservative enough are fucking happy now.
The post that keeps on giving!
277 | JacksonTn Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:10pm |
re: #253 reine.de.tout
merci!
Happy Birthday Reine! hope you got your kindle and you had a great Mardi Gras! I left your cake in the overnight thread ...
278 | CapeCoddah Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:11pm |
re: #186 HelloDare
If only the grandmother he threw under the bus were alive to see this...
Grandma the banker...she would be so proud../
279 | reine.de.tout Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:14pm |
281 | Buffalo Fats Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:15pm |
283 | Dahveed Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:22pm |
As far as speeches go, Obama will get a bump. Too many idiots think that government is the solution, that we did torture, and global warming is man-made. And they also think their taxes won't go up.
So little do they know.
284 | badtemper Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:24pm |
Almost time for Bobby Jindal.
Let's hope he's got some cajones on tonight.
286 | Nevergiveup Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:37pm |
re: #260 lobo91
We'll find out Thursday. I heard about a 10% cut.
10% off Bushes projected budget or 10% off last years?
287 | eon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:37pm |
re: #191 The Shadow Do
I must say, as a salesman, this guy is a really good bullshitter. World class. I admire that.
He is an asshole, but polished!
He's like one of those motivational speakers who your CEO hires to come in and tell you that the reason your company is in trouble is that you're not trying hard enough. Without even knowing what your company actually does.
Well, I'm off to bed.
Good night, Lizards.
Sleep tight.
cheers
eon
288 | jetprop Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:38pm |
re: #204 kateca
I'm sorry, someone enlighten me. I never quite got the "Regan-esqe" part. Did I miss it?
That was just PR spin a Jedi mind trick to make people think conservatives are onboard.
289 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:38pm |
290 | Taqyia2Me Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:38pm |
Thanks Lizards, this is the only way to watch a commie dem make a speech!
293 | BatGuano Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:45pm |
Campaign Carl Cameron just said he is the first black president. Is this true?
294 | BlueCanuck Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:45pm |
Well I just had a tingle run down my leg. Time for a shower to make myself feel clean after listening to this. Before when I said you guys were F$%^ed? I now amend that. WE are all F$%^ed.
/back in a couple of hours.
295 | daledog Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:50pm |
re: #53 jaunte
The emptiness and fakery have got to catch up with him.
297 | Afrocity Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:55pm |
re: #254 jamgarr
What happened to Major Garrett? Did he drink the Kool-Aid?
Fox needed to do an intervention search and rescue for Major Garret during the election. I see they have failed to take my advice.
(Man down!)
298 | Who Watches the Watchmen? Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:13:55pm |
Praise the Lord and pass the Pepto-Bismol.
299 | Biff Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:01pm |
Man did he lose steam towards the end. Loved the fact that the GOP actually booed at times.
300 | Nevergiveup Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:04pm |
302 | HelloDare Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:09pm |
re: #278 CapeCoddah
Grandma the banker...she would be so proud../
That's right. Forgot she was a banker. He drove the bus over her grave.
303 | kham Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:11pm |
They should have let Palin deliver the GOP response. That would have driven the left insane.
305 | Jetpilot1101 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:13pm |
Watch the markets crater tomorrow comrades.
306 | code red 21 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:13pm |
311 | NJDhockeyfan Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:20pm |
This will be the first time I see Jindal speek.
312 | Pianobuff Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:21pm |
313 | The Pulchritudinous Patriot Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:21pm |
re: #253 reine.de.tout
merci!
Happy Birthday and Happy Mardi Gras...you share a bd with my daughter!
314 | Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret) Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:27pm |
315 | Opinionated Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:32pm |
CNBC is running a commercial for Cialis. Somehow appropriate.
317 | reine.de.tout Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:38pm |
318 | Ojoe Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:46pm |
319 | Picayune Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:46pm |
re: #235 Charles
of the "Backstabbers." "They smiling in yo face..."
320 | Chicago Blonde Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:46pm |
Just finished watching. It was interesting going between Fox & CNN. The standing ovations were making me seasick.
321 | jonathan1984 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:49pm |
re: #294 BlueCanuck
Every freedom-loving citizen in the world is, in my opinion.
323 | Muadib Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:52pm |
325 | rearden888 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:55pm |
Everyone ready to short the stock market tomorrow?
326 | Afrocity Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:56pm |
Wait are these senators asking for autographs?
327 | reine.de.tout Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:14:56pm |
re: #285 buzzsawmonkey
Happy birthday, reine!
Did you like the Presidential performance we arranged for you?
*snort*
329 | Dahveed Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:03pm |
"I have a Sharpie in my pocket, but I'll take yours."
There's the Obama presidency in a nutshell.
330 | LionOfDixon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:07pm |
re: #307 Ceid
Part of his new healthcare plan.....inoculate everyone with mononucleosis.
331 | BatGuano Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:08pm |
Charles! Don't watch. Jindahl is going to speak.
332 | Dianna Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:10pm |
333 | doppelganglander Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:12pm |
Happy Birthday, reine! Are you old enough to drink now? ;)
334 | lobo91 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:12pm |
re: #286 Nevergiveup
10% off Bushes projected budget or 10% off last years?
10% off last year.
While simultaneously increasing troop strength.
Should be fun...
335 | Bobblehead Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:14pm |
re: #279 reine.de.tout
Happy Birthday. May your crown forever sparkle.
336 | mattm Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:20pm |
re: #272 Caliredst8r
But, but, but, bayonets are sharpy-thingys and dangerous! How about you use these styrofoam noodles instead?
yeah, but those are made from oil.
337 | Suzette Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:20pm |
re: #279 reine.de.tout
Happy Birthday reine! Hope it was great!
338 | HelloDare Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:21pm |
Obama's daughters are sellling DVD's of the speech in the lobby.
339 | The_Vig Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:23pm |
So guys. Predictions on the drop in the Dow tommorrow?
340 | Wishing Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:28pm |
341 | capitalistincharge Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:29pm |
He promised everybody, everything. I heard no details and no consequences. It was a good speech and the average person is going to swoon because they have no idea of the expense or what liberties the individual is going to have to give up to get all of these gimme's. This was a "don't worry, folks, I'm going to take care of you" speech.
342 | reine.de.tout Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:31pm |
re: #313 The Pulchritudinous Patriot
Happy Birthday and Happy Mardi Gras...you share a bd with my daughter!
Well - happy b-day to her too then!
343 | CurrentConflict Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:36pm |
I think he's trying to beat Bernie Madeoff's record.
344 | tradewind Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:36pm |
re: #271 Charles
'Fess up, Charles... you soo hesitated before typing that letter ' h '......
:)
345 | NJDhockeyfan Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:36pm |
I want to see him place his hand on someone and heal them.
346 | mike(in)savage Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:42pm |
I can't type fast enough to keep up.
Mavis Bacon, where are you?
347 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:44pm |
re: #326 Afrocity
Wait are these senators asking for autographs?
You're not happy with our new Celebrimocracy?
348 | bcgirl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:58pm |
YUP I CAUGHT THAT TOOre: #177 NYCHardhat
He almost forgot to say God Bless America. He fucking hates this country.
351 | jorline Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:02pm |
re: #329 Dahveed
"I have a Sharpie in my pocket, but I'll take yours."
There's the Obama presidency in a nutshell.
DING!
352 | Caliredst8r Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:09pm |
353 | Pvt Bin Jammin Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:14pm |
re: #279 reine.de.tout
Happy Birthday! Hope it's been fun.
354 | HelloDare Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:15pm |
355 | Nevergiveup Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:16pm |
re: #334 lobo91
10% off last year.
While simultaneously increasing troop strength.
Should be fun...
Increased troops and decreased budget. Hum?
356 | Killian Bundy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:18pm |
All the markets want to hear is a concrete, detailed plan on how the banks are going to get fixed.
/all Obama said was that it would cost more, didn't even bother to add the $2 trillion part, leaving it up to Geithner tomorrow and Geithner did so well last time he tried to explain it
357 | The Pulchritudinous Patriot Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:20pm |
And there is Sheila Jackson Lee...attention whore...who wanted to see the American flag that the astronauts planted on Mars.
358 | cronus Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:22pm |
re: #345 NJDhockeyfan
I want to see him place his hand on someone and heal them.
Jindal or Obama? :-)
359 | snowcrash Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:28pm |
Tex gov Perry doesn't want the stimulus unemployment money either. It requires changing the law to provide unemployment benefits to part time workers who are laid off. Currently not covered and will cost tax payers more money. Not worth it.
360 | RememberSekhmet? Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:30pm |
The check may be in the mail, but it's a whopping 100 bucks, and it only cost you your job.
361 | tradewind Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:31pm |
re: #345 NJDhockeyfan
I'd rather see him plant his foot on the Dem's backsides and hurt 'em.
363 | LionOfDixon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:40pm |
Young hausfrau asked Hitler for his autograph, too.
364 | Dianna Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:49pm |
365 | JacksonTn Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:49pm |
re: #347 Occasional Reader
You're not happy with our new Celebrimocracy?
I would bet you large sums of money he would have been just as happy being a rap video star ...it's all about the applause ...
366 | MadHamster Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:52pm |
I'd like to see him heal Ted Kennedy...now that would be a neat trick.
367 | Aviator Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:06pm |
re: #286 Nevergiveup
10% off Bushes projected budget or 10% off last years?
10% off what he really wants to stick us with.
368 | swamprat Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:15pm |
369 | Dirk Diggler Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:16pm |
Maybe an excorcism will cure my hip flexor?
/Jindal will never escape that remark. So sad.
370 | doppelganglander Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:25pm |
371 | Beach Lover Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:28pm |
Harry looks like a old bulter following along behind in case master needs anything
372 | Neo Con since 9-11 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:29pm |
As long as Obama is handing out autographs, someone hand him a resignation letter as see if he reads it first
373 | SteveC Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:42pm |
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and Obama?
A: Jesus was a carpenter. Obama can't even assemble a cabinet!
*rimshot*
375 | rawmuse Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:43pm |
I did not comment much during the speech, but there is the daily reality of what is happening in Washington, and then there is his speech, and I can honestly see no real connection between the two things. The speech was one long work of fiction.
376 | Colonel Panik Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:45pm |
re: #108 Bobblehead
I hope McCain is f***ing happy with himself. That jerk! If he had run a decent campaign we might not be faced with this shit.
It's not McCain's fault. Look what they did to him!
377 | Stuck-in-CA Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:46pm |
Did the Repubs at least lodge a protest non-applause at all? Or were they inappropriately polite as usual.
378 | lobo91 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:48pm |
re: #355 Nevergiveup
Increased troops and decreased budget. Hum?
It's easy if you stop spending money on all those expensive guns, tanks, ships, and planes and stuff.
379 | Bobblehead Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:02pm |
re: #345 NJDhockeyfan
I want to see him place his hand on someone and heal them.
Out! Out! You devil capitalism. Let me pull that devil from your head!
380 | Chicago Blonde Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:08pm |
re: #368 swamprat
Biden sure has some chompers, doesn't he?
381 | JacksonTn Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:15pm |
re: #372 Neo Con since 9-11
As long as Obama is handing out autographs, someone hand him a resignation letter as see if he reads it first
Good One NeoCon ...that would be wonderful ...
382 | Muadib Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:19pm |
383 | Gus Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:24pm |
Hey look! A UFO!
No wait, that was Dennis Kucinich.
384 | jetprop Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:24pm |
Dingy Harry in the crowd looking pleased. If he looks pleased, it can't be good for the country.
385 | Opinionated Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:25pm |
Stock futures reaction to the speech- yawn.
387 | jelo Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:42pm |
wtf! any congressman that wants an autograph of the pres ought to be recalled (if that's possible)...this is fucking amazing...i don't care which party you are from.... what the hell?
388 | unclassifiable Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:50pm |
re: #224 reine.de.tout
I gave you some karma for your birthday chere:)
389 | Gort Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:52pm |
"A recovery plan free of earmarks..."
I call bullshit. It's got his socialist fingerprints earmarks all over it.
390 | avanti Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:58pm |
re: #271 Charles
Next up, Jindal the hope of the GOP.
Finally, bipartisan hope, The Democrats would like him to run too.
391 | rearden888 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:18:59pm |
As if the military weren't spread thin enough as it is. Now he's going to cut our budgets. In the words of my old DI "That's awesome, candidate, just awesome"
392 | kateca Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:19:01pm |
re: #288 jetprop
That was just
PR spina Jedi mind trick to make people think conservatives are onboard.
More like sh*t twice and die.
395 | tradewind Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:19:15pm |
Oh no she didn't say ' We are in dire straits'.....
Cue Money for Nuthin'
396 | Jim in Virginia Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:19:17pm |
397 | The Shadow Do Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:19:22pm |
re: #228 GOPManHatTanIte
Actually i think the hip thing is to bleach one's asshole these days
I did not need to know that
398 | Momzilla Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:19:29pm |
He'll tell those governors and mayors that they will be accountable to him? Huh?
Has this guy ever read the constitution?
400 | Bob Dillon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:19:39pm |
re: #301 Attaboid
Happy Birthday Rien.du.tout
;-)
Yes - Happy Birthday - Loving my LGF Cookbook. Thx Rien
401 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:19:50pm |
re: #391 rearden888
As if the military weren't spread thin enough as it is. Now he's going to cut our budgets. In the words of my old DI "That's awesome, candidate, just awesome"
Don't worry, it'll just be in "Cold War systems we aren't using". You know... radar... stuff like that.
402 | Chicago Blonde Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:19:57pm |
re: #386 tradewind
The better to eat the rich with, my dear...
403 | lobo91 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:20:01pm |
re: #387 jelo
wtf! any congressman that wants an autograph of the pres ought to be recalled (if that's possible)...this is fucking amazing...i don't care which party you are from.... what the hell?
They used to do the same thing with Bush.
404 | Kosh's Shadow Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:20:09pm |
What did he say to sell out Israel? I'm not watching, as I don't want to wreck my new TV or make my blood pressure worse.
Or did he refer to "the Zionist entity"?
405 | Jim in Virginia Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:20:16pm |
Rahm Emmanuel speaks for three minutes without cussing. Wow.
406 | lobo91 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:20:43pm |
re: #398 Momzilla
He'll tell those governors and mayors that they will be accountable to him? Huh?
Has this guy ever read the constitution?
That's so 18th century...
407 | bcgirl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:20:47pm |
HAHAHAAH very perfect!
re: #372 Neo Con since 9-11
As long as Obama is handing out autographs, someone hand him a resignation letter as see if he reads it first
408 | rearden888 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:20:55pm |
re: #401 Occasional Reader
lol, anything that smacks of actually protecting soldiers, I suppose.
409 | formercorpsman Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:21:17pm |
re: #235 Charles
Have you noticed how he holds his head?
For some reason I noticed that. Probably means nothing, but it stuck out to me.
410 | Catttt Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:21:17pm |
From CNN blog - small sample - (ewwwwww)
Donna Hussein Brooks I'm def not going to watch the Bobby Jindal Show. What's he going to do besides recite talking points?
10:16pm EST - Columbus, OHErmilda Bienaime thanks CNN and Facebook.
10:16pm EST - Miami, FLGina Campanella is so inspired after hearing Obama speak. Finally, an eloquent president!
10:16pm EST - Bend, OR
Jhonny Francois God Bless America.10:16pm EST - Boston, MA
Adrienne P. Marshall thinks the Prez is ALL OVER his job. Hope he has the support and time to pull things through.10:16pm EST - Birmingham, AL
Lorena Judith Limas I love him!10:16pm EST - Austin, TX
Jonah Weinberg doesn't have the stomach to listen to Jindal's respnse.
10:16pm EST - Cleveland, OHNorwood Fisher Clear-a-thrill!
10:15pm - Los Angeles, CARene' Edwards IS PONDERING ON EVEN LISTENING TO GOP'S RESPONSE.
10:15pmJoanna Bossi is really happy that President Obama talked about national service.
10:15pm - Kansas City,Mdr Rie just a lot of hot air.
10:15pm
411 | Mich-again Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:21:21pm |
Obama's speech is proof that George W. Bush was the most environmental President ever.
He reduced the carbon emissions at all our factories so much that now its going to take a trillion dollars of Stimuslush to reprime the pump and get the engine of prosperity rolling again.
412 | jetprop Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:21:26pm |
re: #372 Neo Con since 9-11
As long as Obama is handing out autographs, someone hand him a resignation letter as see if he reads it first
LOL..good one!
413 | jelo Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:21:54pm |
re: #403 lobo91
I'm sure, and just as disgusted...where is the "class"!
414 | lobo91 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:21:59pm |
re: #372 Neo Con since 9-11
As long as Obama is handing out autographs, someone hand him a resignation letter as see if he reads it first
Nice idea, except that we'd then be stuck with Biden.
415 | Chicago Blonde Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:22:12pm |
I'll confess in the past I didn't pay enough attention to politics but this was...weird. This speech felt like a Hollywood production.
And I don't mean that in a good way.
416 | Seax Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:22:17pm |
This is the best review of any political speech
I have read ever!
Laughing my guts out...oh dear...
417 | Biff Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:22:18pm |
I hear that the State of Maine is getting a lobster subsidy. I wonder whose vote got them that?
419 | powerplay Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:22:46pm |
How much longer is the American people going to measure the greatness of a man by his ability to read a script off invisible glass. I can give a great speech also. Can I be President?
420 | Kosh's Shadow Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:22:47pm |
re: #417 Biff
I hear that the State of Maine is getting a lobster subsidy. I wonder whose vote got them that?
I think Dr. Zoidberg of Futurama wanted that.
421 | tradewind Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:22:57pm |
Dayum..... Jindal is passing up krewe balls to refute the screwballs.....
422 | Chicago Blonde Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:22:59pm |
re: #409 formercorpsman
Biden? Like the pooch in the RCA ads.
423 | Mich-again Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:23:17pm |
re: #415 Chicago Blonde
This speech felt like a Hollywood production.
Well knock me over with a feather! You don't say.
424 | tommygum Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:23:17pm |
425 | Bobblehead Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:23:36pm |
427 | Mich-again Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:24:05pm |
428 | Stuck-in-CA Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:24:26pm |
re: #414 lobo91
Nice idea, except that we'd then be stuck with Biden.
it would at least be more entertaining while we are getting screwed and having our country destroyed.
429 | Parker in US Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:24:51pm |
re: #360 RememberSekhmet?
There will be no checks thats all BS that $13.00 a week is all anyone is going to get
430 | formercorpsman Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:24:51pm |
re: #422 Chicago Blonde
This is all still surreal to me.
I am sure Biden is having the Homer Simpson-like conversation in his own head while this is going on.
431 | tommygum Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:24:53pm |
re: #191 The Shadow Do
I must say, as a salesman, this guy is a really good bullshitter. World class. I admire that.
He is an asshole, but polished!
And clean!
And articulate!
432 | aboo-Hoo-Hoo Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:25:00pm |
433 | Chicago Blonde Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:25:12pm |
re: #423 Mich-again
I know it sounded redundant. :) It was just really creepy. I'd never seen anything like that.
434 | Picayune Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:25:34pm |
re: #308 LionOfDixon
with only 65 standing ovations! Why sit in the first place for this dog & pony show put on for the first man to hold the Office of the Pres. Elect, if you have to jump up on average of more than once a minute. Ridiculous looking. I betcha Ms Nancy busted some leg veins with her human yo-yo act!
435 | Chicago Blonde Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:26:07pm |
re: #430 formercorpsman
*cue music & dancing monkey*
Da doo doo doooo...da doo doo doooo....
437 | Fearless Fred Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:30:10pm |
re: #235 Charles
Hmmm, did Goldwater ever smile? Dick Army hardly ever smiles. I like that.
438 | formercorpsman Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:30:26pm |
re: #436 formercorpsman
More like Village...........................................idiot.
439 | Silvergirl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:33:51pm |
Don't forget to let MSNBC know what you thought in their poll
Did President Barack Obama's address to Congress give you confidence in the nation's future?
440 | Silvergirl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:37:07pm |
re: #419 powerplay
How much longer is the American people going to measure the greatness of a man by his ability to read a script off invisible glass. I can give a great speech also. Can I be President?
What happened to ending the campaign, and actually staying in the White House and settling down to fix some problems? The man is on an endless campaign.
441 | Chicago Blonde Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:40:11pm |
re: #436 formercorpsman
LOL! Here's the closest thing to the sequence I was thinking about.
442 | Canoe Train Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:44:40pm |
If this has not been posted before: "So this is how Liberty ends: with thunderous applause."
Senator Padme
443 | NY Nana Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:46:41pm |
Coming to a movie theater near you on March 15....The Obama Deception.
444 | Kosh's Shadow Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:48:20pm |
re: #439 Silvergirl
Don't forget to let MSNBC know what you thought in their poll
Did President Barack Obama's address to Congress give you confidence in the nation's future?
Most people voting in that poll are idiots.
Maybe they deserve Obama, but we lizards don't.
445 | pingjockey Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:50:55pm |
I boycotted this farce. I saw the one up there, with Plugs to his right and Blinky to the left. I went and did the dishes.
446 | Chicago Blonde Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:53:27pm |
re: #445 pingjockey
You didn't miss anything we didn't see coming. Except the 50,000 standing ovations.
447 | Chicago Blonde Tue, Feb 24, 2009 8:01:59pm |
I'm pretty tired - I'm going to go get some sleep before they levy a dream tax.
Goodnight Lizards.
448 | VioletTiger Tue, Feb 24, 2009 8:04:07pm |
Thanks for monitoring the brain-numbering tripe Lizards. I'm on a business trip and just got back to the hotel room so I had to miss this. Was it as fun as I think?/
449 | jlevyellow Tue, Feb 24, 2009 8:20:01pm |
I think he promised a chicken in every pot or was it pot for every chicken. No, it was potted chicken in every car. No, it was a car for every potted chicken. Every chicken should have its own pot? What the hell, he promised everything to everyone with no money down and no income verification.
450 | thriggle Tue, Feb 24, 2009 11:49:25pm |
I am extremely disappointed to hear President Obama say decisively that the current economic problems of America can be fixed by having the government force (or entice) banks to make loans. He even used as his example of the path to prosperity making sure a family unable to afford a home can get a loan to buy one. The entire financial crisis is based upon banks giving out loans--specifically, home loans--to people that they shouldn't have, especially by Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and at the Congress's behest.
I am disappointed that President Obama pretends the stimulus package will create real jobs, giving as examples the construction of roads, bridges, and wind farms. Of course, roads, bridges, and wind farms do not generate money of themselves, and thus do not create jobs--rather, they require regular government funding to maintain. The stimulus package doesn't create jobs. It hires contractors dependent on government funds.
I am disturbed at the doublespeak behind President Obama's cap-and-trade scheme. He calls it a market-driven approach to ensuring clean energy. In fact, it inverses the market by making it profitable (due to government subsidy) to run companies at a loss, while punishing (through energy taxes) companies that actually make money. And the most ridiculous part of the equation is that the scheme depends on looting the resources of the companies it is discouraging--anything that emits carbon dioxide, in this case--in order to fund companies that cannot survive without these subsidies. When the de facto carbon tax actually achieves its goal of driving all carbon-producing operations out of business, the source of money to pay for the "clean" corporations dries up. The looters will have to look for other income-earning businesses upon which to impose taxes in order to continue funding their unprofitable energy sinkholes.
President Obama, unsurprisingly, is effecting the tax increase he denied on the campaign trail that he would ever impose (even as "nonpartisan" fact-checking sites attacked John McCain as a liar for suggesting Obama was planning to raise any taxes by repealing Bush's tax cuts). Just as in the carbon cap-and-trade scheme, he plans to tax those who earn money (in this case, anyone earning over $250,000) in order to subsidize those who do not contribute to the government's funds.
Furthermore, the 3.5 million jobs he claims will be created by the stimulus package are also dependent on continued government contracts--they are not sustainable jobs that will begin creating wealth that the government can then tax to pay for other things. No, all of these 3.5 million government jobs will supposedly be funded by taxing real wealth creators, the top 2% of American income earners. Of course, when we lose those income-earners by chasing them away, draining their assets, and destroying their businesses, we'll have to find some other way to fund all these government contracts, lest we want to be responsible for putting 3.5 million individuals out of work.
The repeated assurances that most voters won't be sacrificed to pay for this scheme ignores the public's discomfort with the concept: i.e., that the government is entitled to disproportionately violate the property rights of certain American citizens so long as those so violated are in the minority. This sort of social cannibalism is not logically sustainable--gutting the productive to provide for the nonproductive will ultimately leave you a world with nonproductive citizens and no producers left to gut (although realistically, Republicans will come back into power in 2010, at least until the Democrats kick them out, and we'll keep wavering on a cycle of production and distribution, hopefully ad nauseam, rather than destroying ourselves).
451 | Sensible Remnant Wed, Feb 25, 2009 6:58:03am |
The media writes of hopeful eight year old children telling Obama to keep up his national bath in red ink, because "Americans aren't quitters!"
You only have to look back a few months ago to see the media's tales of the Bush deficit and how it was grinding down the poor and killing hope and the American dream. What a difference a new face in office makes!
The media is cheer leading as Obama stampedes us over a cliff. This is what we get for living in a nation of morons.