Wacky Gadafi Calls for the End of ... Switzerland?

Wacky Gadafi Calls for the End of … Switzerland?

WeirdSeptember 2009 • Views: 4,777

The craziest Arab dictator in the world is calling on the UN to abolish the land of cuckoo clocks and numbered bank accounts, because they had the temerity to arrest his son just for beating his servants with a belt and a coat-hanger: Libya leader Col Moammar Khadafy to United Nations: Abolish Switzerland!

Libya’s Col. Moammar Khadafy has a beef with Switzerland and plans to ask the United Nations to abolish the tiny Alpine home of milk chocolate, cuckoo clocks and yodeling.

According to Swiss minister Christa Markwalder, Khadafy will demand that Switzerland be wiped off the map when he comes to New York Sept. 23. He apparently wants the country to be dismembered and the land parceled out among neighbouring France, Germany and Italy.

The Libya-Swiss kerfuffle began a year ago, when Khadafy’s youngest son, Hannibal Khadafy, and his pregnant wife were arrested in a Geneva luxury hotel for beating two servants with a belt and a coat-hanger.

(Hat tip: Lawhawk.)

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161 comments

pre-Boomer Marine brat Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:42:16pm

He has some serious emotional problems

Sharmuta Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:42:29pm

No one expects the Libyan Inquisition.

Joshua Cohen Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:42:45pm

As I said earlier today: hilarious!

SasquatchOnSteroids Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:43:01pm

I’m neutral on the subject.

karmic_inquisitor Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:43:30pm

He apparently wants the country to be dismembered and the land parceled out among neighbouring France, Germany and Italy.

Well placed sources in France, Germany and Italy expressed support for the idea…

midwestgak Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:44:00pm

Hum, Hannibal. Just the name that comes to mind when naming a son in wacko land.

Sharmuta Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:44:01pm

So he finally gets a shot to speak at the UN, and he targets the Swiss? His priorities might be slightly misplaced.

astronmr20 Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:44:33pm

The Libya-Swiss kerfuffle began a year ago, when Khadafy’s youngest son, Hannibal Khadafy, and his pregnant wife were arrested in a Geneva luxury hotel for beating two servants with a belt and a coat-hanger.

What? Moammar was just following the example of the Prophet.

freetoken Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:44:47pm

re: #7 Sharmuta

Lots of money (and gold) in them there Swiss bank accounts!

MJ Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:44:58pm

Gee, and here I was thinking that Khadafy was standing up for Holocaust survivors families seeking to get their money back from the Swiss Banks.

ointmentfly Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:45:03pm

Moammar dearest?

iChef Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:46:36pm

The Swiss will retaliate with their Swiss Army knives … cork screw this Khadafy!

CyanSnowHawk Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:47:08pm

Hannibal? In Switzerland?

Did they find any elephants?

JCM Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:47:12pm

I have images of Daffy Duck saying Preposterous!

karmic_inquisitor Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:47:15pm

WTF?

Swiss announcing arbitration with Libya?

Joshua Cohen Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:47:15pm

re: #7 Sharmuta

So he finally gets a shot to speak at the UN, and he targets the Swiss? His priorities might be slightly misplaced.

No no - he just wanna get his hands on the Nazi-Gold stored there…these Guys took from the Jews, and all whats in the Safe from Jews who could never come and got it because they ended in the death camps.

Sharmuta Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:47:38pm

re: #9 freetoken

Lots of money (and gold) in them there Swiss bank accounts!

To be sure. I don’t think this idea will be as warmly welcomed as Momar thinks- lots of middle east money hiding in those mountains.

But the other side of me thinks it’s nice that another country has become the target of this maniacs obsession- Switzerland is the new Great Satan.

JCM Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:48:34pm

re: #12 iChef

The Swiss will retaliate with their Swiss Army knives … cork screw this Khadafy!

With a SIG-550 in every closet, he’s got more to worry about…

Charles Johnson Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:48:38pm

Now that there’s a new post up, I expect the real crazies to start showing up in the Glenn Beck thread. It’s how they roll.

nikis-knight Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:48:50pm

Switzerland is a beautiful country. My daughter comes from there.

Joshua Cohen Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:48:55pm

Do not forget: Switzerland has Europes biggest Jewish community!

CyanSnowHawk Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:49:16pm

re: #19 Charles

Now that there’s a new post up, I expect the real crazies to start showing up in the Glenn Beck thread. It’s how they troll.

FTFY

karmic_inquisitor Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:50:01pm

re: #15 karmic_inquisitor

WTF?

Swiss announcing arbitration with Libya?

Here it is - they are negotiating with terrorists.

[Link: www.google.com…]

OldLineTexan Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:50:31pm

re: #18 JCM

With a SIG-550 in every closet, he’s got more to worry about…

And big mortars trained on all the mountain passes.

Bagua Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:51:06pm

Actually I agree with Qwadaffy on this one, and once they’ve divided up the country they should put the cheese back in the holes!

midwestgak Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:51:29pm

re: #20 nikis-knight

Switzerland is a beautiful country. My daughter comes from there.

Where did you come from?

Joshua Cohen Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:51:32pm

re: #24 OldLineTexan

And big mortars trained on all the mountain passes.

And fallout vaults for around 95% of the population!

HelloDare Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:51:37pm

Rule #232: Never trust a man with dangly epaulets.

bemused Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:52:35pm

Hmmm perhaps he should free to let his mind roam on how else he’d like to see the world map redrawn.

OldLineTexan Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:52:44pm

re: #28 HelloDare

Rule #232: Never trust a man with dangly epaulets.

Count his pinkies.

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Bobblehead Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:53:53pm

re: #28 HelloDare

Rule #232: Never trust a man with dangly epaulets.

Yes. The man has too much bling on his uniform..Very tacky.

Walter L. Newton Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:54:15pm

Ok, but I don’t understand something. In his culture, it is not unusual or really out of character for people of power and money and status to beat their servants. The UN probably understands this all to well. Over the past, we have seen the UN accommodate the wishes and whims of numerous different nations, even going as far as giving human rights violators chairmanships on many panels. Consider this…

Switzerland is FUCKED!

Joshua Cohen Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:54:56pm

re: #32 Bobblehead

Yes. The man has too much bling on his uniform..Very tacky.

And still just a Colonel…

Bagua Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:55:06pm

When you stop to consider… The Swiss have been cheating us out of cheese for so long it’s time a hero of the peoples held them accountable at the UN.

tradewind Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:55:50pm

And unable to abide being upstaged by Gadaffi, another Daffy weighs in, just to get some attention…
[Link: uk.reuters.com…]

Bobblehead Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:56:13pm

re: #34 Joshua Cohen

And still just a Colonel…

And that haircut isn’t regulation either.

HelloDare Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:56:26pm

re: #34 Joshua Cohen

And still just a Colonel…

I think he spells it k-e-r-n-e-l. He’s basically a nut.

Cannadian Club Akbar Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:58:05pm

Dear Mohamar,
Your female squad and yourself will get bitch slapped if you try to take away some of the Girl Lizards favorite chocolates. You have been warned.
And, oh yea, FOAD.

tradewind Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:58:15pm

re: #33 Walter L. Newton

The Saudis do it all the time. We arrested a Saudi princess in FL for beating her maid and she was incensed! at our lack of cultural comprehension.

CyanSnowHawk Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:58:18pm

re: #36 tradewind

And unable to abide being upstaged by Gadaffi, another Daffy weighs in, just to get some attention…
[Link: uk.reuters.com…]

And he’s got a much more understated uniform. Such a fashion sense. Too bad he’s so ronery.

itellu3times Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:58:47pm

Ron Paul!

SasquatchOnSteroids Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:59:06pm

re: #34 Joshua Cohen

And still just a Colonel…

RiColonel.

/the cough drop people.

Joshua Cohen Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:59:25pm

re: #41 CyanSnowHawk

And he’s got a much more understated uniform. Such a fashion sense. Too bad he’s so ronery.

This is true! And you know - the side with the simplest uniform wins…

CyanSnowHawk Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:59:31pm

re: #40 tradewind

The Saudis do it all the time. We arrested a Saudi princess in FL for beating her maid and she was incensed! at our lack of cultural comprehension.

Hasn’t been to the Folsom St. Fair, has she?

callahan23 Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:59:32pm

The swiss being attacked by Gaddafi? How and why? They’ve been appeasing so nicely to him yet …

The Al-Gaddafi International Prize for Human Rights is an annual prize founded by and named after Libyan leader Muammar al-Gaddafi. It was establishd by its namesake along with Swiss globalisation critic Jean Ziegler.

Jean Ziegler? Yes exactly that anti-Sem… Zionist extreme lefty creep.

Winston Churchill comes to mind: “An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping it will eat him last”.

nikis-knight Thu, Sep 3, 2009 3:59:42pm

re: #26 midwestgak

Where did you come from?

California.
Wasn’t much nightlife where we vaccationed.

Walter L. Newton Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:00:55pm

re: #40 tradewind

The Saudis do it all the time. We arrested a Saudi princess in FL for beating her maid and she was incensed! at our lack of cultural comprehension.

I know, happened right down hill of here in Denver, big thing. My comment was meant to be a bit sarcastic, but not too much.

tradewind Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:01:34pm

re: #41 CyanSnowHawk

Maybe we can ask the Israelis to make an extra stop on their way back home from Osirak II.
Seems like the only option left, unless the Norks are totally blowing smoke.

Walter L. Newton Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:01:53pm

re: #48 Walter L. Newton

I know, happened right down hill of here in Denver, big thing. My comment was meant to be a bit sarcastic, but not too much.

I wanted to say, a similar arrest and conviction happened in Denver. Not the same one.

[deleted] Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:02:20pm

HelloDare Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:02:33pm

Gadafi smokie wacky tabaci?

kiwiviv Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:02:46pm

I took a flight from LA to Sacramento the other day - sat next to a guy that looked a little like Charles. It turns out - it was Ted Nugent. Oh well…they are both musicians, both have longer hair and are both cool…I wasn’t far off!

Joshua Cohen Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:02:49pm

re: #48 Walter L. Newton

I know, happened right down hill of here in Denver, big thing. My comment was meant to be a bit sarcastic, but not too much.

Did I ever mention that you can use some solar panels to produce power from radioactivity? 24/7?

callahan23 Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:03:55pm

re: #54 Joshua Cohen
No kidding?

Walter L. Newton Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:04:11pm

re: #54 Joshua Cohen

Did I ever mention that you can use some solar panels to produce power from radioactivity? 24/7?

No, and I don’t even have a clue as to what you are talking about, or why you would have thought that you would have mentioned this to me?

Did I miss something?

tradewind Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:04:38pm

re: #45 CyanSnowHawk

No, but I hear she has an appointment with Mark Lloyd. He’ll set her straight.
//

Walter L. Newton Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:05:04pm

re: #53 kiwiviv

I took a flight from LA to Sacramento the other day - sat next to a guy that looked a little like Charles. It turns out - it was Ted Nugent. Oh well…they are both musicians, both have longer hair and are both cool…I wasn’t far off!

Charles doesn’t have long hair, have you looked at his avatar. That is sort of recent, I believe.

Cannadian Club Akbar Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:05:28pm

re: #56 Walter L. Newton

No, and I don’t even have a clue as to what you are talking about, or why you would have thought that you would have mentioned this to me?

Did I miss something?

You were distracted by a bear.
/

kiwiviv Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:05:55pm

re: #58 Walter L. Newton

Charles doesn’t have long hair, have you looked at his avatar. That is sort of recent, I believe.

Hmmm - no I haven’t seen a recent photo of him. I saw him on a TV interview a while back - he had a ponytail - just like the NUGE

opnion Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:06:30pm

Let me ask you, this guy has been a colonel all of these years, should’nt he at least have promoted himself to Brigader General?

Walter L. Newton Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:06:58pm

re: #60 kiwiviv

Hmmm - no I haven’t seen a recent photo of him. I saw him on a TV interview a while back - he had a ponytail - just like the NUGE

Ok, I’m sorry, his avatar (which appears every time he makes a post) makes it look like he doesn’t have long hair anymore, it must be pulled back in a ponytail.

Charles, input?

Shiplord Kirel Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:06:59pm

The Crazy is spreading like a contagious disease.

Our favorite local right-wing radio talker, former county GOP chair Robert Pratt, is doing the Obama school speech during this afternoon’s program. Robert is focusing on the “cult of personality” allegations, essentially pulling up any positive statement about Obama personally as evidence for a deliberate strategy of creating such a cult.

One caller recommended that concerned Republicans read Steven Hassan’s noted book, Combatting Cult Mind Control, which is exclusively about relgious cults like the Moonies. Presumably, this can serve as a guide to understanding the Obama cult, and to deprogramming any impressionable youngsters who fall prey to Obammunism. Robert agreed with the caller.

This is an interesting contrast to John McCain’s response last year when an elderly lady at a rally expressed her concern that Obama was a secret Muslim.

SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:07:17pm

Hannibal. Interesting.

kiwiviv Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:07:28pm

re: #58 Walter L. Newton

OK - I checked out his avitar - there could be a ponytail back there.

callahan23 Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:07:46pm

re: #61 opnion

Let me ask you, this guy has been a colonel all of these years, should’nt he at least have promoted himself to Brigader General?

Colon-El - That more like his military title.

Joshua Cohen Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:07:47pm

re: #56 Walter L. Newton

No, and I don’t even have a clue as to what you are talking about, or why you would have thought that you would have mentioned this to me?

Did I miss something?

Well…we are just kissing the Saudis asses because of their oil.
If something bad would happen to the oil sources this would not be such a big problem after all…the glass parking lot could be used for power generation. And not just on a sunny day.

For the records I am not promoting thermonuclear war…but they do…and this could be the outcome.

opnion Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:09:07pm

re: #66 callahan23

Colon-El - That more like his military title.

Yup

kiwiviv Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:09:42pm

re: #62 Walter L. Newton

I just remember thinking to myself that I know this is NOT Charles, but he had a few things about him that made me think of Charles. I did get an autograph. Everyone’s luggage went missing, so we all ended up as best friends…kinda

Walter L. Newton Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:10:57pm

re: #67 Joshua Cohen

Well…we are just kissing the Saudis asses because of their oil.
If something bad would happen to the oil sources this would not be such a big problem after all…the glass parking lot could be used for power generation. And not just on a sunny day.

For the records I am not promoting thermonuclear war…but they do…and this could be the outcome.

It’s a real round-a-bout trip from Gadaffi, to my humorous snark about the UN to thermonuclear warfare and making use of the radioactive after effect.

And I think you stepped over the line. Please don’t ride on my comments to make “jokes” or even sly observations about nuclear warfare.

Got that!

[deleted] Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:11:09pm

Walter L. Newton Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:11:53pm

re: #69 kiwiviv

I just remember thinking to myself that I know this is NOT Charles, but he had a few things about him that made me think of Charles. I did get an autograph. Everyone’s luggage went missing, so we all ended up as best friends…kinda

Ted lives in Colorado, sometimes comes on as a guest on conservative talk radio around here.

tradewind Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:12:54pm

re: #28 HelloDare

The epaulets: You mean that online support group made up of women for Ron Paul?

kiwiviv Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:13:17pm

re: #72 Walter L. Newton

Ted lives in Colorado, sometimes comes on as a guest on conservative talk radio around here.

Yes - I have seen many of his interviews on YouTube. He was talking a lot about his views on the plane

HelloDare Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:13:42pm

re: #71 buzzsawmonkey

I want a Swiss cuckoo clock where Gadafi comes out and chirps on the hour and half hour.

I’m sure somebody in Switzerland will be making one.

Walter L. Newton Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:13:55pm

re: #74 kiwiviv

Yes - I have seen many of his interviews on YouTube. He was talking a lot about his views on the plane

I like him, but he can even scare a conservative.

Walter L. Newton Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:14:13pm

re: #75 HelloDare

I’m sure somebody in Switzerland will be making one.

Nothing on Ebay, I just checked.

HelloDare Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:14:46pm

re: #73 tradewind

The epaulets: You mean that online support group made up of women for Ron Paul?

Them, too.

[deleted] Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:14:59pm

Joshua Cohen Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:15:05pm

re: #55 callahan23

No kidding?

No I am not.

It is not very effective and will just work with today no more used mostly on Selenium based variants but it will work.
I read about it in the 60ties.

kiwiviv Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:15:20pm

re: #76 Walter L. Newton

I like him, but he can even scare a conservative.

Agreed - he was a bit “out there” at times. Mostly. he was reading hunting magazines and talking about bow hunting. But…yeah…he was extreme at times.

midwestgak Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:15:30pm

Any melt downs on the Beck thread?

SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:16:37pm

re: #6 midwestgak

Hum, Hannibal. Just the name that comes to mind when naming a son in wacko land.

Great North African hero. Suppose it makes sense.

Dancing along the light of day Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:17:06pm

Still laughing at this post from the last thread!

re: #55 lawhawk

“Libyan Liberace of lunacy, Mumar Khadafi”

kiwiviv Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:17:06pm

re: #76 Walter L. Newton

I like him, but he can even scare a conservative.

It didn’t help that there was an ex Marine Col. sitting across the isle from us. He used a VERY loud voice to share his views with Ted.

callahan23 Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:17:14pm

re: #82 midwestgak

Any melt downs on the Beck thread?

Two as far as I could tell.

[deleted] Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:17:50pm

SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:17:53pm

re: #8 astronmr20

What? Moammar was just following the example of the Prophet.

Mohammed didn’t have sons, so one of them could hardly have been arrested by the Swiss for beating servants with a coat hanger. Also, no coat hangers in the seventh century.

SasquatchOnSteroids Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:19:37pm

re: #71 buzzsawmonkey

I want a Swiss cuckoo clock where Gadafi comes out and chirps on the hour and half hour.

He certainly has the bellowing down.

HelloDare Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:19:41pm

re: #79 buzzsawmonkey

I think the more it looks like a real clock the better — until cuckoo Gadafi comes out. Got to have the sunglasses and the hat.

At midnight and noon, his virgin bodyguards come out and arc in procession from one door to another. Damn. Now I want one, too.

[deleted] Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:20:28pm

Vicious Babushka Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:20:49pm

Give Switzerland to Israel.

The Curmudgeon Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:21:46pm

Khadafy does have a point. It seems excessive of the Swiss to have arrested his son merely for beating a servant. I mean, after all …

kcladderman Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:22:33pm

re: #93 The Curmudgeon

Khadafy does have a point. It seems excessive of the Swiss to have arrested his son merely for beating a servant. I mean, after all …

If you can’t beat your servant then who can you beat?

HelloDare Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:23:14pm

re: #91 buzzsawmonkey

Maybe we can form the nucleus of a market.

You you need to make one is a Gadafi bobblehead. You can get one here.
[Link: www.headbobble.com…]

opnion Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:23:18pm

The “Evil” FNC reported earlier that Obama is extending combat tours for certain units another two months.
I could have sworn that he tried to make Bush look like Satan for the very same thing.
Maybe it was another Barack Obama.

Ojoe Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:23:37pm

Cool outfit Moammar. Have you ever thought of going into fashion design?

experiencedtraveller Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:23:39pm

Well done lawhawk

I do hope you report on Khaddafi for political and not sartorial reasons. ;)

opnion Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:25:12pm

re: #85 kiwiviv

It didn’t help that there was an ex Marine Col. sitting across the isle from us. He used a VERY loud voice to share his views with Ted.

The colonel sounds like a friend of mine, real loud & a know it all.
Was he short, gray hair & glasses?

100

SasquatchOnSteroids Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:25:36pm

re: #96 opnion

The “Evil” FNC reported earlier that Obama is extending combat tours for certain units another two months.
I could have sworn that he tried to make Bush look like Satan for the very same thing.
Maybe it was another Barack Obama.

That was TOTUS.
I get them confused too.

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Ojoe Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:25:41pm

re: #90 HelloDare

How do you know they are virgins? They spend most of their time behind closed doors in that clock. With MK.

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SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:25:54pm

re: #87 buzzsawmonkey

It is merely another misappropriation by Muslim Arabs of the prior history of a region they conquered much later.

Gadafi’s at least partly Berber, no?

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debutaunt Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:26:33pm

re: #61 opnion

Let me ask you, this guy has been a colonel all of these years, should’nt he at least have promoted himself to Brigader General?

He’s all about alliteration.

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kiwiviv Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:26:51pm

re: #99 opnion

The colonel sounds like a friend of mine, real loud & a know it all.
Was he short, gray hair & glasses?

Yep - everything like you said except the glasses. He was a Californian.

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opnion Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:26:54pm

re: #100 SasquatchOnSteroids

That was TOTUS.
I get them confused too.

Yeah, couldn’t be our Dear Leader, because then he would be hypocritical.

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Jack Burton Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:27:04pm

re: #88 SanFranciscoZionist

Mohammed didn’t have sons, so one of them could hardly have been arrested by the Swiss for beating servants with a coat hanger. Also, no coat hangers in the seventh century.

No Switzerland in the 7th Century either. It was the Kingdom of Burgundy and Ducky of Alemania at the time.

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opnion Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:27:36pm

re: #103 debutaunt

He’s all about alliteration.

That’s it.

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Jack Burton Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:27:40pm

re: #106 ArchangelMichael

Lol

DUCHY of Alemania…

PIMF

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Sharmuta Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:28:02pm

re: #92 Alouette

Give Switzerland to Israel.

Wouldn’t that cause head explosions! heehee

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HelloDare Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:28:59pm

Gadafi should spice things up. He should wear something like this on Tuesdays. [Link: www.costumeandpropshop.com…]

And his virgin guards should wear something like this.
[Link: www.costumeandpropshop.com…]

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opnion Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:29:01pm

re: #104 kiwiviv

Yep - everything like you said except the glasses. He was a Californian.

No, my big mouth pal is from Chicago.
Lots of Marines retire from Camp Pendleton & other California bases & stay there.

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aboo-Hoo-Hoo Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:29:13pm

Hey…allah damned-it, forty-years of being a ~~POS~~ Dicktator has its compensations and privileges.

Down with the cuckoo’s…!!!

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Joshua Cohen Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:31:12pm

re: #110 HelloDare

Gadafi should spice things up. He should wear something like this on Tuesdays. [Link: www.costumeandpropshop.com…]
]

But would that not be something for the short guy from Iran?

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JCM Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:31:44pm

re: #103 debutaunt

He’s all about alliteration.

Shouldn’t it be Qorporal Qaddafi then?

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[deleted] Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:34:12pm

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jvic Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:34:45pm

Har har har. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Khadafy…Chavez…all those guys…whadda buncha maroons…

Until they get WMD. Then it suddenly won’t be funny anymore.

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midwestgak Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:35:05pm

re: #102 SanFranciscoZionist

Gadafi’s at least partly Berber, no?

He’s partly carpet?/

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Joshua Cohen Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:35:30pm

Wasn’t there a guy called Wilhelm Tell with hist crossbow? I remeber something like

“We shall be a single People of brethren,
Never to part in danger nor distress.
We shall be free, just as our fathers were,
And rather die than live in slavery.
We shall trust in the one highest God
And never be afraid of human power.”

Gaducky - this will end in tears!

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Summer Seale Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:40:55pm

Khadaffi is a continual embarrassment to humanity. Somebody ought to pull a trigger out there and silence the ruddy little gnome once and for all.

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Mardukhai Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:41:49pm

I hearby order that the national language is Swedish!

And everyone has to change their underwear twice a day!

And wear it on the outside — so we can check!

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Joshua Cohen Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:42:20pm

re: #117 midwestgak

He’s partly carpet?/

He often looks like one!

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Mardukhai Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:43:00pm

re: #115 buzzsawmonkey

As Phoenicians, the Cartheginians spoke a dialect of Hebrew, which should make El Supremo gag.

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[deleted] Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:44:18pm

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freetoken Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:45:24pm

re: #119 Summer

Khadaffi is a continual embarrassment to humanity. Somebody ought to pull a trigger out there and silence the ruddy little gnome once and for all.

Umm… I think you just broke a rule or something…

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Mostly sane, most of the time. Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:46:27pm

This is so ridiculous I can’t even think of a way to ridicule it.

I think the Swiss are safe.

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Vicious Babushka Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:47:29pm

re: #115 buzzsawmonkey

I do not know. I do know that the Carthaginians, of whom Hannibal was one, were Phoenicians, not Berbers.

They were all Palestinians! Everyone was Palestinian!

/except for the Jordanians, the Syrians and the Egyptians.

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Mardukhai Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:49:07pm

re: #124 freetoken

You’re right. That’s a threat, and I don’t like it. Summer should have stuck to obvious hyperbole and said:

“May he soon receive his just deserts.”

Or, “May the Almighty deal with him harshly and soon.”

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JCM Thu, Sep 3, 2009 4:56:19pm

I think a requirement for leadership should be knowing how to spell your own name.

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Mostly sane, most of the time. Thu, Sep 3, 2009 5:08:48pm

Although, really, he ought to be careful not to wear any funny hats with apples printed on them.

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Noah's Arrrgh Thu, Sep 3, 2009 5:09:55pm

Maybe Hannibal was in a bad mood, because although the airlines delivered the elephant, they lost his trunk…

// Just flew in from Tripoli, and boy are my arms tired!

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hellosnackbar Thu, Sep 3, 2009 5:10:41pm

Some of you people could finish up being sentenced to 25 years for making fun of the”great man”;that’s the penalty in Libya.
Still I don’t suppose many here will be rushing to spend a vacation there!
Funny how the certifiably mad are able to sieze power in the benighted lands of the religion of peace.

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Ben Hur Thu, Sep 3, 2009 5:13:12pm

I second the motion.

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nines09 Thu, Sep 3, 2009 5:14:22pm

Anyone ever figure out where the ribbons and medals came from? (Him?) I like the idea of an all girl/woman/amazon bodyguard corp. At least I think I do. Does Mohammed/Muhamed/Muhammad/Mohamed approve? I think I’m getting dizzy. It’s like “Outer Limits” has control of the world stage.
“Do not adjust your dial”…For the next…
Then Rod Sterling shows up. Dressed in black. With George Will in the background. With Glenn Beck on the radio.
Then CNN and Fox news collides in a fireball in my den.
I have to go lay down.

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Joshua Cohen Thu, Sep 3, 2009 5:17:54pm

re: #131 hellosnackbar

Some of you people could finish up being sentenced to 25 years for making fun of the”great man”;that’s the penalty in Libya.

25 years? Not much shorter? Like the closest morning after being tortured and rendered as useless, meeting the execution squad…

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yochanan Thu, Sep 3, 2009 5:24:49pm

some one left a duke in the land of the cocko clocks.

oops that is just a daffi duck
my bad.

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Joshua Cohen Thu, Sep 3, 2009 5:30:09pm

BTW: I miss the OSS!

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bemused Thu, Sep 3, 2009 5:33:18pm

re: #135 yochanan

Arrruugh!

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John Neverbend Thu, Sep 3, 2009 5:33:45pm

This seems too far-fetched, even for a fuckwit like Gaddafi, Khadafy, Gadfly or however you spell his name. In any case, the UN is too busy trying to abolish Israel to be in any position to turn their attention to Switzerland. Presumably, the various UN offices in Geneva would have to move elsewhere if Switzerland ceased to exist.

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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Thu, Sep 3, 2009 5:43:49pm

According to Swiss minister Christa Markwalder, Khadafy will demand that Switzerland be wiped off the map when he comes to New York Sept. 23. He apparently wants the country to be dismembered and the land parceled out among neighbouring France, Germany and Italy.

Right. And just where do you expect me to get those overpriced folding knives with more confusing gadgets than a Rube Goldberg cartoon, huh? Pakistan? I don’t think so.

Fuck you, Gadafi. Fuck you in your neck.

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Kenneth Thu, Sep 3, 2009 5:44:18pm

Speaking of crazy…

Wolf Demands An Apology, Chesler Won’t Back Down

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quickjustice Thu, Sep 3, 2009 5:49:53pm

On an earlier thread, a commenter said Gaddafi suffers from bipolar mental illness. He must be off his meds.

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Hector1980 Thu, Sep 3, 2009 5:54:44pm

Khadafy is now my second favorite batshit insane dictator, just below Kimmy.

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SFGoth Thu, Sep 3, 2009 6:04:16pm

I’d love to see Switzerland hire us to do a preemptive strike. Well, not with the O in charge, but what could be.

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Mardukhai Thu, Sep 3, 2009 6:16:20pm

In the spirit of Ghadaffi, I hereby proclaim that a mile is a foot, trees are purple, and roofs shall be henceforth built under buildings.

And the new name of Libya shall be Sicily.

Let it be written! Let it be done!

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Truth Dr. Thu, Sep 3, 2009 6:17:21pm

It’s about time - Abolish the Swissian entity and while they’re at it, abolish Sweden. The imperialists must be eliminated. Sweden and Switzerland should become the spring and summer homes of the Palestinians who have the keys to the entrances of all the homes in these occupied territories. We have stories of Palestinian olive trees that have been trampled by Swiss settlers and mosques that have been blasphemed by the Swedish occupiers. End the occupation and return Sweden and Switzerland to their righteous Muslim forebears.

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Summer Seale Thu, Sep 3, 2009 6:36:40pm

re: #124 freetoken

Umm… I think you just broke a rule or something…

Not really sure how I broke a rule there. And, quite honestly, with all due respect to Charles, there’s a few “world leaders” that I have absolutely no qualms about saying that I’d pull the trigger on myself. In general, I’m against torture and execution, but as a democratic liberal, I cannot stand idly by and say nothing as the scum of humanity continues to torture and kill innocent others simply with the fetid goal of staying in power. Sorry, that’s not cool.

Bastards like Khadaffi and his ilk have killed thousands and millions over the last half century. You think I care if it shocks people that I say I want their brains splattered over a wall of some dark alley? No, I really don’t care. If I could have my epitaph over my gravestone be “She Tortured Kim Jong Il to Death”, I would have it.

Sorry to be shocking and blunt, but I simply have no qualms about saying what I think about scum like that. And it’s too bad there aren’t more like me out there in other democratic governments, else something might actually get done about cleaning up the world of their type of filthy pestilence.

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Rich H Thu, Sep 3, 2009 7:42:05pm

Why didn’t he name his son a Libyan diplomat first? You can literally get away with murder when that happens.

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Age Of Freedom Thu, Sep 3, 2009 8:06:58pm

Moammar Khadafy.

You need to add these two tags, Charles.

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wandidar Thu, Sep 3, 2009 8:08:10pm

I actually think we should secretly support this plan. Here are the benefits:

1. The Swiss will destroy the UN
2. We shake the Swiss out of their neutrality
3. We can then take out Gadafi once and for all and get al-Megrahi back in custody.

I don’t see a downside

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Dr. Shalit Thu, Sep 3, 2009 8:09:21pm

OK -

If nobody else has said it, and even if they have, I Propose Libya be placed under a UN Trusteeship, administered by Italy. Comments Anyone?

-S-

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Rich H Thu, Sep 3, 2009 8:16:12pm

re: #150 Dr. Shalit

OK -

If nobody else has said it, and even if they have, I Propose Libya be placed under a UN Trusteeship, administered by Italy. Comments Anyone?

-S-

Too close to Abyssinia.

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jaydub Thu, Sep 3, 2009 8:26:00pm

I figured he was annoyed about the whole croissant thing from the middle ages.

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FemNaziBitch Thu, Sep 3, 2009 9:02:36pm

There is a book the man whose name is spelled many ways should read:

The Swiss and the Nazis., by Stephen Halbrook

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memoryleak Thu, Sep 3, 2009 9:22:04pm

Which proves the Swiss will take anyone’s money…Nazis, Wacky Gadafi’s family. etc.

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mixa Thu, Sep 3, 2009 10:00:40pm

re: #71 buzzsawmonkey
I want a Swiss cuckoo clock where Gadafi comes out and chirps on the hour and half hour.

I’m sure somebody in Switzerland will be making one.

Well, no, they are made here:

[Link: www.cuckooclockworld.com…]

That is, the Black Forest region of Germany.

That Orson Wells has a lot to answer for.

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Flavia Thu, Sep 3, 2009 10:32:00pm

re: #69 kiwiviv

I just remember thinking to myself that I know this is NOT Charles, but he had a few things about him that made me think of Charles. I did get an autograph. Everyone’s luggage went missing, so we all ended up as best friends…kinda

Speaking of someone looking alike - am I the only one who thinks this guy should be “played in the movie” by Gene Simmons?

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Bogdon6 Fri, Sep 4, 2009 6:54:43am

And here I just thought he wanted to abolish Scottish prisons (or at least abolish the terms of prisoners serving in Scottish prisons).

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scrubjay Fri, Sep 4, 2009 7:55:09am

Switzerland should call for dividing Libya up among its neighbors.

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BLBfootballs Fri, Sep 4, 2009 9:28:40am

re: #148 Age Of Freedom

Moammar Khadafy.

You need to add these two tags, Charles.

“Khadafy”—the variations never end!

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Truth Stick Fri, Sep 4, 2009 9:34:20am

re: #145 Truth Dr.

It’s about time - Abolish the Swissian entity and while they’re at it, abolish Sweden. The imperialists must be eliminated. Sweden and Switzerland should become the spring and summer homes of the Palestinians who have the keys to the entrances of all the homes in these occupied territories. We have stories of Palestinian olive trees that have been trampled by Swiss settlers and mosques that have been blasphemed by the Swedish occupiers. End the occupation and return Sweden and Switzerland to their righteous Muslim forebears.

Now a war between Sweden and Libya I could get behind. Kadaffy’s female bodyguards/killers, vs the Swedish Bikini Team.

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Yashmak Fri, Sep 4, 2009 11:19:28am

Man, between Fidel Castro and Moammar Qaddafi, I don’t know who to pick as the most humorous dicatator. Yeah, they’re both terrible men, but dang, they sure are entertaining.

And man, I never get tired of Qaddafi’s clothing choices.

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