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1 darthstar  Sat, Oct 23, 2010 11:57:22pm

The Giants won the Pennant!

2 Eclectic Infidel  Sat, Oct 23, 2010 11:58:31pm

That has something to do with baseball, right?

3 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 12:08:21am

re: #2 eclectic infidel

That has something to do with baseball, right?

Nah. He’s one of those Dungeons & Dragons nerds.

4 Eclectic Infidel  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 12:22:38am

re: #3 Slumbering Behemoth

Nah. He’s one of those Dungeons & Dragons nerds.

Heh. I thought so!

Seriously though, my gf called me while on her way home only to hang up quickly with the brief explanation that she needed to call 911. She called back soon thereafter and said she saw a car filled with screaming drunks swerve off the road and some loaded guy fell out of the station wagon. This was in San Francisco a couple of hours ago.

5 Stanley Sea  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 12:26:33am

re: #4 eclectic infidel

Heh. I thought so!

Seriously though, my gf called me while on her way home only to hang up quickly with the brief explanation that she needed to call 911. She called back soon thereafter and said she saw a car filled with screaming drunks swerve off the road and some loaded guy fell out of the station wagon. This was in San Francisco a couple of hours ago.

lol, quite a celebration.

6 Stanley Sea  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 12:33:19am

I’m too tired to do a page, but anyone here should check out Andrew Halcro’s new blog post (AK re: Joe Teabag)

andrewhalcro.com

7 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 12:38:48am
8 Eclectic Infidel  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 12:46:39am

re: #7 Slumbering Behemoth

Minor musical meandering…

Pleasant and mellow sound. How did you happen upon this band?

9 laZardo  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 12:53:18am
10 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 1:01:10am

re: #8 eclectic infidel

Pleasant and mellow sound. How did you happen upon this band?

From searching to and fro upon the interwebs, and surfing up and down upon it.

I honestly don’t recall where I found that, but I do know I found it on the internet early in this century. I bought the CD shortly thereafter.

I’m a metal head at heart, a born hessian. I am a sucker for the crunch, the grind, the growl. But I can not deny the coolness of such a track as that. They make good shit.

11 Eclectic Infidel  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 1:44:30am

Bad news out of Haiti, the cholera epidemic has now reached the capital and the death toll stands at 220.

12 freetoken  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 2:20:46am

re: #11 eclectic infidel

The news stories the day before warned of this… at that time the death toll was only 198. There are, from what I gather, still a couple of hundred thousand people in the earthquake hit area that are living in substandard sanitation. The risks are very high on this one.

13 laZardo  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 2:40:59am

re: #12 freetoken

The news stories the day before warned of this… at that time the death toll was only 198. There are, from what I gather, still a couple of hundred thousand people in the earthquake hit area that are living in substandard sanitation. The risks are very high on this one.

Like, zombie apocalypse high? Because that’d be pretty scary-awesome.

14 freetoken  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 3:22:42am

re: #13 laZardo

Well, that’s a good question. Cholera has a pretty scary history.

15 laZardo  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 3:38:11am

re: #14 freetoken

Mind, the worst were from the days before treatments became easy to procure and administer…but then again, this is Haiti.

16 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 4:23:23am

Awesome alien conspiracy website:

mito.cool.ne.jp

Warning, incredibly annoying embedded sound.

17 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 4:40:43am

re: #16 Obdicut

Awesome alien conspiracy website:

[Link: mito.cool.ne.jp…]

Warning, incredibly annoying embedded sound.

CRAP!
I TOLD THEM TO ENGAGE THEIR STEALTH SYS…
Wait…
No, it’s nothing.

18 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 4:45:45am

re: #16 Obdicut

Awesome alien conspiracy website:

[Link: mito.cool.ne.jp…]

Warning, incredibly annoying embedded sound.

After reviewing the site, I’m sold.
The aliens are fighting amongst themselves to see who gets to blow us up.
Yep, only explanation.
/

19 rwdflynavy  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 4:50:00am

re: #16 Obdicut

Awesome alien conspiracy website:

[Link: mito.cool.ne.jp…]

Warning, incredibly annoying embedded sound.

That was great! Reminds me of my geocities homepage!
//

20 researchok  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 4:51:25am

Morning, all!

21 rwdflynavy  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 4:51:42am

Good Morning Lizards.

Here is what I used to do before I got a desk job : (

22 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 4:52:25am

re: #19 rwdflynavy

That was great! Reminds me of my geocities homepage!
//

You’re just jealous of its xtrme awesomeness.
/

23 rwdflynavy  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 4:53:46am

re: #22 Varek Raith

You’re just jealous of its xtrme awesomeness.
/

Quoted for truth.

24 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 4:55:48am

re: #18 Varek Raith

After reviewing the site, I’m sold.
The aliens are fighting amongst themselves to see who gets to blow us up.
Yep, only explanation.
/

The real story… the conflict is over water rights. Since the early 1850’s, two different races of aliens have been in a battle over the fresh water on our planet.

It’s know as the “water drop theory.” If you rummage through the annals of UFO history, you will find and amazing percentage of these UFO sightings are over bodies of fresh water.

And as first noticed in the second half of the 19th century, the “canals” of Mars would appear to be more distinct about 4 times a year… almost as if the channels had been filled with something… (water?).

UFO over fresh body water sources, the “canals” of Mars filling up, it’s not to hard to see the connection, the aliens have been siphoning water off of our planet and storing it on Mars.

And it is common knowledge among those who study UFO’s that there are apparently two types of space aliens that we have encountered on this planet… grays and lizards… two different races… with deep space between them and us.

As the welcome to Roswell sign says, just right outside of the city limits… “Buckle up, it’s the law… and it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.”

25 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 4:56:32am

re: #21 rwdflynavy

haha holy shit! The craziest thing I’ve ever piloted is my Firebird! o_o;

(I uh am freaked out by heights and whirling blades)

26 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 4:57:04am

re: #24 Walter L. Newton

The real story… the conflict is over water rights. Since the early 1850’s, two different races of aliens have been in a battle over the fresh water on our planet.

It’s know as the “water drop theory.” If you rummage through the annals of UFO history, you will find and amazing percentage of these UFO sightings are over bodies of fresh water.

And as first noticed in the second half of the 19th century, the “canals” of Mars would appear to be more distinct about 4 times a year… almost as if the channels had been filled with something… (water?).

UFO over fresh body water sources, the “canals” of Mars filling up, it’s not to hard to see the connection, the aliens have been siphoning water off of our planet and storing it on Mars.

And it is common knowledge among those who study UFO’s that there are apparently two types of space aliens that we have encountered on this planet… grays and lizards… two different races… with deep space between them and us.

As the welcome to Roswell sign says, just right outside of the city limits… “Buckle up, it’s the law… and it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.”

You.
Are.
Awesome.
:)

27 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 4:58:21am

re: #25 WindUpBird

haha holy shit! The craziest thing I’ve ever piloted is my Firebird! o_o;

(I uh am freaked out by heights and whirling blades)

When I was in fifth grade, we had Apaches land on the field near the playground. 3 of them.
Coolest thing ever.

28 rwdflynavy  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 4:59:40am

re: #27 Varek Raith

When I was in fifth grade, we had Apaches land on the field near the playground. 3 of them.
Coolest thing ever.

I’ve done several school fly-ins. The kids always go nuts.

29 rwdflynavy  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:00:00am

“Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.”

—Anonymous

30 researchok  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:00:10am

re: #21 rwdflynavy

Good Morning Lizards.

Here is what I used to do before I got a desk job : (


[Video]

I guess SSDD wasn’t in your vernacular.

31 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:01:26am

Women to begin serving on U.S. submarines

Women will begin serving on four U.S. submarines in December 2011, the U.S. Navy announced Thursday.

Twenty-four are in training to be the first women to serve aboard U.S. submarines, the Navy’s Submarine Group 10 said in a statement. The subs on which they will deploy are the USS Wyoming and USS Georgia, both homeported in Kings Bay, Georgia, and the USS Ohio and USS Maine, homeported in Bangor, Washington.

The Navy said it will not identify the women until they have completed their submarine training. The 24, chosen from graduates of the U.S. Naval Academy, ROTC programs and Officer Candidate School, began their training in July, the military said.

Three women will serve aboard each sub at any one time, two as submarine officers and one as a supply officer. The subs have crews of 154. The Wyoming and Maine are ballistic-missile submarines and the Ohio and Georgia are armed with cruise missiles. Each of the submarines has two separate crews - known as the blue and gold crews - that rotate duty time so the subs can spend the maximum amount of time at sea.

The submarine force is the last of the Navy’s surface forces to allow women to serve. They have served on noncombat surface ships since 1973 and combat surface ships since 1993.

Secretary of Defense Robert Gates told Congress in February that the Navy would take steps to put women aboard submarines.

32 rwdflynavy  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:01:55am

re: #30 researchok

I guess SSDD wasn’t in your vernacular.

We still had plenty of groundhog day experiences at sea. Still beats working for a living.
//

33 rwdflynavy  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:02:31am

re: #31 Varek Raith

Women to begin serving on U.S. submarines

The sub guys have been bending themselves into a pretzel for 20 years to avoid this. They don’t have a valid excuse.

34 researchok  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:03:35am

re: #31 Varek Raith

Women to begin serving on U.S. submarines

Secretary of Defense Robert Gates told Congress in February that the Navy would take steps to put women aboard submarines.

it will probably be a while…

35 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:04:14am

re: #27 Varek Raith

When I was in fifth grade, we had Apaches land on the field near the playground. 3 of them.
Coolest thing ever.

Things like this don’t happen in Seattle suburbs

36 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:04:47am

re: #33 rwdflynavy

The sub guys have been bending themselves into a pretzel for 20 years to avoid this. They don’t have a valid excuse.

I would freak out on a sub.
Being 6’4” and all.

37 rwdflynavy  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:05:05am

re: #35 WindUpBird

Things like this don’t happen in Seattle suburbs

Too much rain. All-weather aircraft, fair-weather pilots.
//

38 rwdflynavy  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:05:34am

re: #36 Varek Raith

I would freak out on a sub.
Being 6’4” and all.

The Ohio boats are freaking huge! 6’4” would be hard though…

39 researchok  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:05:47am

re: #36 Varek Raith

I would freak out on a sub.
Being 6’4” and all.

Or a VW beetle

40 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:05:51am

re: #35 WindUpBird

Things like this don’t happen in Seattle suburbs

It was in Ocean County, NJ.
So pretty close to Monmouth.

41 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:06:22am

re: #26 Varek Raith

You.
Are.
Awesome.
:)

Thanks… (you may have already heard this story)… but back in the 70’s, I was an armchair UFOlogist, a skeptic though, and I co-hosted, once a month, a Sat. 12:00 midnight to 5:00 am radio talk show, on a 50,000 watt station with a psychic named Sandra Senness. She had the show weekly, I came in once a month to talk paranormal Fortean stuff.

Although my post above was tongue in cheek, I made it up from actual “chatter” in the UFO world. There was something called the “water drop theory” and it did have something to do with sucking water off our planet and filling the canals of Mars.

Considering the station reached all over the southwest and west, I could tell you stories of some of the call we got from people, out in the boonies, evidently a bit tipsy, calling in to the show telling me who they have just seen this or that.

One Sat. night, we were able to track a UFO sighting that started in Abilene Texas and I was still getting phone calls from Utah when the show ended. It’s amazing what group dynamics, even isolated geographically, can do when you have one person rally others across two states.

There was no sighting in Abilene… that phone call was “seeded” by a theatre director friend of mine, who was at a party at the time, and decided to play a little joke on me.

Before the end of the 5 hours, we were practically under attack.

42 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:06:44am

re: #33 rwdflynavy

Women are pretty ideal for sub service, given that they’re, in general, weigh less, eat less, and are shorter.

Also, they smell better.

43 rwdflynavy  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:09:43am

re: #42 Obdicut

Women are pretty ideal for sub service, given that they’re, in general, weigh less, eat less, and are shorter.

Also, they smell better.

I landed on the flight deck of the USS JFK during fixed wing flight ops, with jet fuel smell all around to pick up 2 New England Patriot Cheerleaders for transport to my ship. When they got in the back of the spinning helo (about 20 feet away from me) I could smell their perfume. Not sure how that is even possible?!?
//

44 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:10:00am

re: #42 Obdicut

Women are pretty ideal for sub service, given that they’re, in general, weigh less, eat less, and are shorter.

Also, they smell better.


Heeeyyyy!!!

45 rwdflynavy  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:10:16am

re: #42 Obdicut

Women are pretty ideal for sub service, given that they’re, in general, weigh less, eat less, and are shorter.

Also, they smell better.

I’m secure enough in my manhood to admit they make great pilots too.

46 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:10:58am

re: #43 rwdflynavy

I landed on the flight deck of the USS JFK during fixed wing flight ops, with jet fuel smell all around to pick up 2 New England Patriot Cheerleaders

Man, it’s a hard life in the Navy.

47 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:11:09am

re: #42 Obdicut

Women are pretty ideal for sub service, given that they’re, in general, weigh less, eat less, and are shorter.

Also, they smell better.

Not having read the previous conversation, I read that with a BDSM context in mind. It made sense to me.

I’ve been up since 3 AM….

48 rwdflynavy  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:11:23am

re: #46 Obdicut

Man, it’s a hard life in the Navy.

If only that was every day…sigh

49 rwdflynavy  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:12:13am
50 rwdflynavy  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:12:47am

re: #49 rwdflynavy

Image: cheerleaders.jpg

That’s me in the back (not that anyone will see me…)

51 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:13:08am

re: #48 rwdflynavy

If only that was every day…sigh

52 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:13:38am

re: #50 rwdflynavy

That’s me in the back (not that anyone will see me…)

That yellow light???
/

53 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:15:04am

re: #50 rwdflynavy

That’s me in the back (not that anyone will see me…)

GO FORTH MY CHEERLEADERS

BRING ME BRETT FAVRE

54 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:16:20am

re: #49 rwdflynavy

Image: cheerleaders.jpg

BTW, that’s not fair.

55 rwdflynavy  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:17:03am

re: #54 Varek Raith

BTW, that’s not fair.

I could only carry 2 at a time, so I had to make 3 trips…

56 rwdflynavy  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:17:59am

Off to get ready for church. Later Lizardom.

57 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:18:21am

re: #50 rwdflynavy

You’ve seen this, I assume?

58 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:23:22am

re: #57 Obdicut

Lol…

59 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:23:25am

I might have already posted this but:

I miss Ann Richards.

60 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:24:58am

Ok… heading out to breakfast and then the airport… goodbye Conifer… hello Disney World… see you all Tuesday evening…

61 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:26:10am

re: #60 Walter L. Newton

Ok… heading out to breakfast and then the airport… goodbye Conifer… hello Disney World… see you all Tuesday evening…

Have fun!

62 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:26:26am

re: #58 Varek Raith

There’s also this, that my brother-in-law, an ex-Blue Angel, sent me:

Total goofballs.

63 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:32:22am

re: #62 Obdicut

Chaff is just some dude throwing random crap out the back.
LOL.
XD

64 Odahi  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:36:41am

Sometimes I miss the helos. Then I look at the prints for what I’m building now, and the feeling passes. What the hell was the big disc-shaped bulge under the nose? I was Army- the most advanced Hawks I saw were UH-60L models. Or do I have no need to know?

65 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:41:08am

re: #64 Odahi

66 rwdflynavy  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 6:10:11am

re: #64 Odahi

Sometimes I miss the helos. Then I look at the prints for what I’m building now, and the feeling passes. What the hell was the big disc-shaped bulge under the nose? I was Army- the most advanced Hawks I saw were UH-60L models. Or do I have no need to know?

Surface search radar

67 Semper Fi  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 7:32:32am

Good morning lizards,
Just a brief, hello then it’ll be the usual sunday football season stuff. I wonder how many flying helmets today. Truly, I can’t recall a football season ever when I’ve seen so many. Thankfully, they’re empty. Maybe there should be a recall for helmets.
Walter’s #41 post this morning was very enjoyable. I love humans.
Have a nice day everyone.

68 avanti  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 7:37:46am

Crazy Pam is at it again. Back story: A 13 year old teenager playing with “bomb” made from tin foil and toilet bowl cleaner as seen in the video below gets caught.

The kid in Pam’s story happens to me Muslim, not like the kids in the video, so the story becomes:

Was Non-Muslim Woman Target of Chemical Bomb Set Off By Muslim Teen Outside Mosque?

The story becomes a police cover up of Muslim bomb makers attempting to blow up innocent infidel women.

WARNING Bomb making video


Pam’s investigation/

cache link.

69 Killgore Trout  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 7:52:44am

re: #68 avanti

What a loon.

70 avanti  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 7:57:55am

re: #69 Killgore Trout

What a loon.

The stupid kids in the video pick up the “bomb” that was not powerful enough to pop the bottle. Damn lucky they didn’t get a face full of toilet bowl cleaner.

71 Killgore Trout  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 8:01:47am

Instapundit thinks Wikileaks is a Rovian plot……

I SAID BEFORE THAT WIKILEAKS’ JULIAN ASSANGE WAS CLEARLY A TOOL, BUT WHOSE? Well, so far the two biggest scoops from the latest document dump are that the infamous Lancet study was bogus, and that WMDs were found in Iraq in quantity. Neither of these stories is actually news to people who were paying attention, but now — conveniently enough just before an election, and even nicely timed for George W. Bush’s new book release — these stories are getting a fresh round of play… .
72 Political Atheist  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 8:09:54am

re: #21 rwdflynavy

Good Morning Lizards.
Here is what I used to do before I got a desk job : (
[Video]


Sweet video! Woke me up this morning. Thanks. Do you still get to pilot from time to time?

73 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 8:10:31am

Hey KT, run into any of these yet?
Image: MMMF3-DeathclawMatriarch.jpg
;)

74 Killgore Trout  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 8:19:00am

re: #73 Varek Raith

Hey KT, run into any of these yet?
Image: MMMF3-DeathclawMatriarch.jpg
;)

I haven’t seen those yet just geckos, flies and scorpions so far.

75 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 8:21:09am

re: #74 Killgore Trout

I haven’t seen those yet just geckos, flies and scorpions so far.

I’m not sure how they work in New Vegas, but in Fallout 3 they can be scary.
They run way faster than you and their attacks go right through armor like it wasn’t even there.
Have fun!
:)

76 Decatur Deb  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 8:21:40am

re: #71 Killgore Trout

Instapundit thinks Wikileaks is a Rovian plot…

We have always known Saddam had some Chem weapons—we gave them to him. By the time we got there, it looks like almost everything found was junk or wishful thinking.

77 Killgore Trout  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 8:26:57am

re: #76 Decatur Deb

We have always known Saddam had some Chem weapons—we gave them to him. By the time we got there, it looks like almost everything found was junk or wishful thinking.

I wasn’t the biggest fan of the war but it easy to imagine they would have started up their WMD efforts as soon as possible. With Iran working on Nukes I can guarantee that Saddam’s WMD programs would be working overtime if he were still around today.

78 Killgore Trout  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 8:27:50am
79 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 8:28:17am

re: #78 Killgore Trout

Juan Williams’ worst nightmare
“Boo!”

Lol

80 Decatur Deb  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 8:32:27am

re: #77 Killgore Trout

I wasn’t the biggest fan of the war but it easy to imagine they would have started up their WMD efforts as soon as possible. With Iran working on Nukes I can guarantee that Saddam’s WMD programs would be working overtime if he were still around today.

The Chem weapons lifecycle is just exceedingly hard to do. Other than the people who have a personal stake in them, NOBODY likes them. That’s especially true of battlefield commanders on both sides of the lines. I had a tiny finger in this mess, not enough to be deposed like my co-worker:

onlineethics.org

81 Killgore Trout  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 8:48:34am

This is tasteless: Anne Althouse thinks Janet Napalitano looks like Palin’s retarded baby….
webcache.googleusercontent.com


If Andrew Sullivan did this the wingnuts would be outraged.

82 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 8:49:34am

re: #71 Killgore Trout

Chemical warfare is not WMD warfare. You could kill more people by investing the same time, money, and effort in conventional explosives. It’s just scary and terroristic.

83 Decatur Deb  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 8:52:45am

re: #82 Obdicut

Chemical warfare is not WMD warfare. You could kill more people by investing the same time, money, and effort in conventional explosives. It’s just scary and terroristic.

Chem/Bio/Nuke have entered the language as “WMD”. The old DoD language was “Special Weapons”. Nowdays, the WMD term has even been stretched over conventional explosives in one of the post-9/11 WoT laws.

84 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 8:54:24am

re: #82 Obdicut

Chemical warfare is not WMD warfare. You could kill more people by investing the same time, money, and effort in conventional explosives. It’s just scary and terroristic.

See; Tokyo and Matsumoto sarin gas attacks.

85 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 8:56:35am

re: #83 Decatur Deb

I think that’s unfortunate. I mean, hell, I’d prefer the bad guys spent their time and money on chemical weapons. Harder to do, more chance of them killing themselves, and needs ideal conditions when used in order to do a lot of damage.

As opposed to making IEDs, or nail bombs or other stuff that, while not as flashy as chemical weapons, is a lot more certain of killing a lot more people.

I’d really rather they all just fucked off and died, though.

86 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 8:58:43am

re: #84 Varek Raith

See; Tokyo and Matsumoto sarin gas attacks.

Clarification.
I mention these in support of your statement about the ineffectiveness of chemical weapons.
Had Aum Shinrikyo used explosives, they would’ve killed far more than 20 people.

87 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 8:59:57am

re: #86 Varek Raith

I figured.

I’m glad that the evil bastards tend to also be the ones that favor being creepy bastards over effective killers. It’s like the Bond villain thing.

88 sattv4u2  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 9:03:32am

re: #86 Varek Raith

Clarification.
I mention these in support of your statement about the ineffectiveness of chemical weapons.
Had Aum Shinrikyo used explosives, they would’ve killed far more than 20 people.

I rescind my upding!!

//

89 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 9:04:11am

re: #87 Obdicut

I figured.

I’m glad that the evil bastards tend to also be the ones that favor being creepy bastards over effective killers. It’s like the Bond villain thing.

Yep.
Chemical weapons are just too unpredictable for consistent use. They are subject to far more variables than a simple explosive.
Though there are outliers, such as Sadaam’s use of them in the 80s.

90 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 9:04:41am

re: #86 Varek Raith

Clarification.
I mention these in support of your statement about the ineffectiveness of chemical weapons.
Had Aum Shinrikyo used explosives, they would’ve killed far more than 20 people.

Luckily, the really horrible weaponizable germs are very hard to handle.

/ebola weather baloon

91 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 9:05:16am

re: #89 Varek Raith

Or the mustard gas in WWI.

92 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 9:05:32am

re: #88 sattv4u2

I rescind my upding!!

//

See my 89 for my clarified clarification.
Yikes, my thoughts are a mess.
;)

93 Varek Raith  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 9:06:28am

re: #91 Obdicut

Or the mustard gas in WWI.

That too.
/Oy, let’s talk about BBQing Ewoks or something.

94 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 9:08:27am

re: #93 Varek Raith

Here’s a pick me up!

95 Decatur Deb  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 9:12:35am

BBL

96 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 9:16:49am

re: #53 WindUpBird

GO FORTH MY CHEERLEADERS

BRING ME BRETT FAVRE

You have wait till tonight for that. Hopefully, he can gun down the Packers. The Packers vs. Vikings game is tonight’s game, in Green Bay.

97 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 9:21:32am

re: #78 Killgore Trout

Juan Williams’ worst nightmare
“Boo!”

THAT HE DOESN’T BACKHAND HER AND ORDER THE SECRET SERVICE TO EXECUTE HER IS PROOF HE’S PLANNING TO SUBJUGATE US ALL WITH SHARIA!!!1

/Pam “Shrieking Harpy” Geller

98 prairiefire  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 9:28:46am

Cat dressed as an ice cream sundae eats a banana:

99 sattv4u2  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 9:29:58am

re: #98 prairiefire

Cat dressed as an ice cream sundae eats a banana:

[Video]

I always knew they were a little odd, but Ben and Jerry have finally crossed the line!

100 prairiefire  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 9:34:29am

re: #99 sattv4u2

Hey, satt! You know that bump on my eye? It turns out it is a callous from not closing my eyes fully while I sleep. Weird, huh? The doc gave me some drops. I guess I need a lizard 2nd eyelid.

101 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 9:37:50am

re: #100 prairiefire

We actually have the remnants of a nictitating membrane; it’s the little pink thing in the corner of our eyes.

102 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 9:38:02am

re: #68 avanti

Crazy Pam is at it again. Back story: A 13 year old teenager playing with “bomb” made from tin foil and toilet bowl cleaner as seen in the video below gets caught.

The kid in Pam’s story happens to me Muslim, not like the kids in the video, so the story becomes:

Was Non-Muslim Woman Target of Chemical Bomb Set Off By Muslim Teen Outside Mosque?

The story becomes a police cover up of Muslim bomb makers attempting to blow up innocent infidel women.

WARNING Bomb making video

[Video]

Pam’s investigation/

cache link.

There are no coincidences in Islam.

/

103 Killgore Trout  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 9:38:25am

Tweet of the day…..

Guy on this plane is dressed like Juan Williams. Making me nervous.
104 Stanley Sea  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 9:43:35am
105 sattv4u2  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 9:44:11am

re: #100 prairiefire

Hey, satt! You know that bump on my eye? It turns out it is a callous from not closing my eyes fully while I sleep. Weird, huh? The doc gave me some drops. I guess I need a lizard 2nd eyelid.

Wow ,,

Had a friend years and years ago that slept with his eyes open

Weirdest damn thing I’ve ever seen!

Glad that you found the problem/ cure

106 Ojoe  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 9:48:30am
107 sagehen  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 10:02:12am

re: #41 Walter L. Newton

Although my post above was tongue in cheek, I made it up from actual “chatter” in the UFO world. There was something called the “water drop theory” and it did have something to do with sucking water off our planet and filling the canals of Mars.

You’d think glaciers would be a cleaner source than lakes with big cities on their shores — easier to avoid air traffic, too. That’s where the glaciers are going, and the polar icecaps and the Greenland shelf…

Congratulations, Walter, you’ve finally discovered the motive behind the Great Global Warming Conspiracy. It’s a cover-up!!

108 sattv4u2  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 10:07:05am

re: #107 sagehen

You’d think glaciers would be a cleaner source than lakes with big cities on their shores — easier to avoid air traffic, too. That’s where the glaciers are going, and the polar icecaps and the Greenland shelf…

Congratulations, Walter, you’ve finally discovered the motive behind the Great Global Warming Conspiracy. It’s a cover-up!!

To Serve Man!

109 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 10:07:57am

re: #108 sattv4u2

To Serve Man!

It’s a cookbook!

110 sagehen  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 10:21:25am

re: #57 Obdicut

You’ve seen this, I assume?


[Video]


hours late, but here’s my contribution to the miltiary dance vids:

Navy does Outkast:

111 William Barnett-Lewis  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 10:33:03am

re: #96 Dark_Falcon

You have wait till tonight for that. Hopefully, he can gun down the Packers. The Packers vs. Vikings game is tonight’s game, in Green Bay.

Who do the Bears get to lose to today?

//Just the Packer fan showing through :)

112 sattv4u2  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 10:34:29am

re: #111 wlewisiii

Who do the Bears get to lose to today?

//Just the Packer fan showing through :)

Washington

(although the Bears are ahead 7-0 late in the 1st)

113 AlexRogan  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 10:49:00am

re: #71 Killgore Trout

Instapundit thinks Wikileaks is a Rovian plot…

Instapud is right about Assange being a tool, but, then again, so is he…

114 TonyLVC  Sun, Oct 24, 2010 5:15:42pm

Hmmmm


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