1 Fozzie Bear  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:05:03pm

This... is... amazing.

2 Kragar  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:05:11pm

I believe Bryan Fischer recommends this song to be played while exorcising people of the Satanic influence which makes them dislike Sarah.

3 Kragar  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:05:38pm

re: #1 Fozzie Bear

This... is... amazing.

And I thought the Respect and Obey song was the pinnacle.

4 Sol Berdinowitz  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:06:08pm

"sense" rhymes with "meant"?

5 Fozzie Bear  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:06:10pm

1:50. The spoken word portion.

This is art people. ART

6 Obdicut  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:06:32pm

She'll throw 'em all in jail?

I didn't realize the President was basically the Sheriff of the Yoo-nighted states of Haymerica.

Now I knows.

7 Fozzie Bear  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:06:44pm

I swear to you, Palin is going to become a religious figure after her death.

8 Sol Berdinowitz  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:07:21pm

re: #7 Fozzie Bear

I swear to you, Palin is going to become a religious figure after her death.


She obviously need not wait that long, is that not a bible on the podium in front of the singer?

9 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:08:03pm

Charles, why do you hate sanity?
/

10 austin_blue  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:08:25pm

That's...that's...errrm...

I'm speechless.

11 elizajane  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:08:51pm

re: #6 Obdicut

She'll throw 'em all in jail?

I didn't realize the President was basically the Sheriff of the Yoo-nighted states of Haymerica.

Now I knows.

The following line, "And when she gets to Washington, It'll be cold as Hail," presumably a bizarre dig at global warming (??), should be rewritten "It'll be a cold day in Hail when Sarah Palin gets to Washington."

We fervently hope.

12 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:09:07pm

"She's comin' south to hunt some skunk!"
Lol

13 Obdicut  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:09:20pm

Turns out they really can see her from Russia:

14 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:09:30pm

re: #7 Fozzie Bear

I swear to you, Palin is going to become a religious figure after her death.

I think she's already achieved deification.

15 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:09:47pm

"she'll throw them all in jail"
Yikes

16 Fozzie Bear  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:09:48pm

Charles, how in the hell did you find this?

17 Gus  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:09:51pm

Where's Borat?

/

18 Charles Johnson  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:10:59pm

re: #16 Fozzie Bear

Boing Boing.

19 wrenchwench  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:11:20pm
This is the first entry tagged: Inadvertent Comedy

Inconceivable!

20 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:11:23pm

Glory, glory, hallelujah!

21 austin_blue  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:11:39pm

re: #16 Fozzie Bear

Charles, how in the hell did you find this?

Boing Boing got the hat tip.

22 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:11:48pm

re: #18 Charles

Boing Boing.

Color me surprised.

23 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:11:59pm

Wow....I mean just wow....

24 brookly red  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:12:03pm

re: #20 Slumbering Behemoth

Glory, glory, hallelujah!

/oh great... now I will be humming that all day.

25 otoc  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:12:29pm

lol,

(uploaded) October 29, 2010 | 320 views (as of now)

we are gonna drive this view count up... :)

26 PhillyPretzel  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:12:59pm

I agree with "Presented without comment." There isn't anything that can be said for what some folks think is entertainment.

27 dragonfire1981  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:13:18pm

The video already has three times as many dislikes as likes, also check out the comments, plenty of Sarah hate their too.

I can't believe she's still even thinking of running in 2012 let alone seriously believe she can win.

28 Obdicut  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:13:45pm

re: #13 Obdicut

Dear god I love the end of Vlad and Boris's video.

29 Sol Berdinowitz  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:14:25pm

re: #26 PhillyPretzel

I agree with "Presented without comment." There isn't anything that can be said for what some folks think is entertainment.

It is not enetertainment, it is spreading the Word of God...

30 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:14:44pm

The way some folks say people worship Obama as "The Won, The Lightworker"...

Palin Panter Projection.

31 mr.fusion  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:15:02pm

These people actually exist. That's a hard fact for me to accept.

32 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:15:30pm

Written by Tom Dempsy?

33 PhillyPretzel  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:15:34pm

re: #29 ralphieboy
I would like for them to meet my rabbi.
;)

34 wrenchwench  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:15:41pm

re: #28 Obdicut

Dear god I love the end of Vlad and Boris's video.

Doggone it. You betcha. Doggone it.

35 Gus  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:16:07pm

re: #6 Obdicut

She'll throw 'em all in jail?

I didn't realize the President was basically the Sheriff of the Yoo-nighted states of Haymerica.

Now I knows.

Couple of days ago TheGonz was saying something about throwing Bill Maher and Paul Krughman in jail.

36 Obdicut  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:16:23pm

re: #34 wrenchwench

You know, if she totally flames out here, I bet she could move to Russia and start up all over again.

37 austin_blue  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:16:24pm

Walking to Alamo South for Tron, lunch, and Guinness. Gotta love this town!

BBIAB.

38 webevintage  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:16:42pm

I can't decide if I am amused or horrified.....

I do hate that skirt though.

39 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:17:37pm

re: #17 Gus 802

Where's Borat?

/

He got a sex change, learned how to talk American (you betcha!) and became Sarah Palin.

40 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:18:24pm

What are these people gonna do with themselves once they realize Palin is unelectable?

41 Sol Berdinowitz  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:19:32pm

re: #40 Slumbering Behemoth

What are these people gonna do with themselves once they realize Palin is unelectable?


She is still in position to be a dealmaker/breaker for any candidate the Republicans want to nominate. I assume she plans to use that power.

42 S.D.  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:20:05pm

...
...
Words.Fail.Me... I swear, I felt brain cells Dying As I listened...

They're so brainwashed, it's outright scary...

43 reine.de.tout  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:20:30pm

O.M.G.
Unbelievable.

44 S'latch  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:20:31pm

If I were Sarah Palin and I saw this video tribute, I would withdraw immediately from politics and make the following public announcement and apology:

"Please forgive me. I am returning to Alaska and I will make no further public statements or appearances. Accordingly, I shall not seek, and I will not accept, the nomination of the GOP/Tea Party for any office. Good bye."

45 celticdragon  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:20:38pm

I noticd this was actually sung in a church.

Wow. We are now in idolatry territory here.

I remember the Sunday mornings listening to the same kareoke style music with mediocre musical arrangements on the church sound system.

46 justaminute  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:20:45pm

These people gotta be from Oklahoma. I'm so embarrassed.

47 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:20:47pm

"She's not a Harvard Lawyer, but she knew what the founders meant..."

Somewhere, between the old guy's country/western twang and the old lady, getting her "groove on" to the feculent, kareokized, electronic version of Battle Hymn of the Republic, this clip reached a level of mental and spiritual pustulence that made me feel as if space wasps were consuming my brain from the inside while receiving dental surgery at a tent revival. Surely this is the sound of an all encompassing madness shrieked by one's soul as the eyes dim and last glimmers of sanity ebb away.

I have to send this to my friends!

48 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:21:48pm

re: #41 ralphieboy

She is still in position to be a dealmaker/breaker for any candidate the Republicans want to nominate. I assume she plans to use that power.

That worked out well for Angle, O'Donnell...

49 reine.de.tout  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:22:09pm

re: #47 LudwigVanQuixote

LVQ - don't hold back - tell us how you really feel!

50 engineer cat  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:22:10pm

well gawd bless our corny modulations

51 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:22:59pm

re: #31 mr.fusion

These people actually exist. That's a hard fact for me to accept.

And they vote....

Look at it scientifically though. This makes a rather compelling case for speciazation.

52 celticdragon  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:23:13pm

re: #47 LudwigVanQuixote

"She's not a Harvard Lawyer, but she knew what the founders meant..."

Somewhere, between the old guy's country/western twang and the old lady, getting her "groove on" to the feculent, kareokized, electronic version of Battle Hymn of the Republic, this clip reached a level of mental and spiritual pustulence that made me feel as if space wasps were consuming my brain from the inside while receiving dental surgery at a tent revival. Surely this is the sound of an all encompassing madness shrieked by one's soul as the eyes dim and last glimmers of sanity ebb away.

I have to send this to my friends!


I think Lovecraft had this in mind as he wrote about the madness of knowledge of the Elder ones. Cthulu ag Shoggoth! Tu shamis al tamah!

53 Sol Berdinowitz  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:23:20pm

re: #48 Slumbering Behemoth

That worked out well for Angle, O'Donnell...

SHe is not one to let failure stop her. It did not stop her in 2008...

54 engineer cat  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:23:41pm

this reaffirms mah faith that sarah palin has been sent by godzilla to destroy the republican party

55 Reginald Perrin  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:23:49pm

"When she gets to Washington, it will be cold than hell"

That makes sense, hell would have to freeze over before she could be elected.

56 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:24:00pm

re: #49 reine.de.tout

LVQ - don't hold back - tell us how you really feel!

ME? Hold back?

57 b_sharp  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:24:13pm

re: #14 Slumbering Behemoth

I think she's already achieved deification.

Sometimes that can be a worthwhile goal, especially if you don't eat enough roughage.

Oh, you said deification, not defecation.

My bad.

58 mr.fusion  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:24:13pm

Best comment on the youtube page:

I wtote my own Tea Party song. It's called "I routinely vote against my own interests"

59 mr.fusion  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:24:48pm

re: #51 LudwigVanQuixote

And they vote...

Look at it scientifically though. This makes a rather compelling case for speciazation.

haha

They're votes count just as much as ours! What a country!

60 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:24:49pm

re: #53 ralphieboy

SHe is not one to let failure stop her. It did not stop her in 2008...

If she truly has some kind of inverted Midas Touch, I say let her endorse away.

61 reloadingisnotahobby  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:24:58pm

re: #47 LudwigVanQuixote

I'm sorry....So you DIDN'T enjoy it??

62 mr.fusion  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:25:27pm

re: #59 mr.fusion

haha

They're votes count just as much as ours! What a country!

ugh -- "their votes."

63 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:25:49pm

re: #52 celticdragon

I think Lovecraft had this in mind as he wrote about the madness of knowledge of the Elder ones. Cthulu ag Shoggoth! Tu shamis al tamah!

Exactly! I told you guys months ago that Sarah snogs Shoggoths. These are the ululations of her eldritch cult echoed from the dark dreaming.

64 b_sharp  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:26:17pm

re: #47 LudwigVanQuixote

"She's not a Harvard Lawyer, but she knew what the founders meant..."

Somewhere, between the old guy's country/western twang and the old lady, getting her "groove on" to the feculent, kareokized, electronic version of Battle Hymn of the Republic, this clip reached a level of mental and spiritual pustulence that made me feel as if space wasps were consuming my brain from the inside while receiving dental surgery at a tent revival. Surely this is the sound of an all encompassing madness shrieked by one's soul as the eyes dim and last glimmers of sanity ebb away.

I have to send this to my friends!

Hey, nice to see you back LVQ.

65 Slap  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:26:28pm

re: #47 LudwigVanQuixote

a level of mental and spiritual pustulence that made me feel as if space wasps were consuming my brain from the inside while receiving dental surgery at a tent revival.

Now there's some language usage.

Glad you're back -- your verbal skills are good to have around.....

66 jaunte  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:26:37pm

from James Urbaniak's twitter:
Dempsey also has a gospel album out:

My name is Thomas Dempsey bon 8-21-41 in bristol tenn. I retired from the post office in 2004 and took writing gospel songs as a hobby.
[Link: www.cduniverse.com...]
67 celticdragon  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:27:00pm

re: #63 LudwigVanQuixote

Exactly! I told you guys months ago that Sarah snogs Shoggoths. These are the ululations of her eldritch cult echoed from the dark dreaming.


LMAO!

68 Gus  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:27:30pm

Couldn't find the complete lyrics. Unless this is all of it:

She's not a Harvard Lawyer but she knew what the founders meant.
A cold blast from the North that freezes Congress in their tracks.
With God and The Tea Party she's going to take it back.

Sarah Palin won't listen to their bunk.
Sarah Palin coming south to hunt some skunk.
Sarah Palin she will throw them all in jail and when she gets to Washington it will be cold as Hell...

69 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:28:22pm

re: #63 LudwigVanQuixote

Not on my watch!

/oh, shit

70 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:28:49pm

re: #61 reloadingisnotahobby

I'm sorry...So you DIDN'T enjoy it??

ON the contrary... It's like Manos the Hands of Fate. It's actually mega-Giglis of bad!

Note the Gigli is the unit of a brain melting bad entertainment. For reference, the movie Gigli was one Gigli of badness while Desperate Teenage Lovedolls in Trouble was only 250 miliGiglis.

71 Surabaya Stew  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:29:07pm

re: #65 Slap

Now there's some language usage.

Glad you're back -- your verbal skills are good to have around...

I missed LVQ's return in real time (but went back and read posts/updinged), and just wanted to say that I'm also happy to see him return to LGF.
:-)

72 calochortus  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:29:09pm

"When she gets to Washington"? Heck, I've been to Washington, myself. Its a free country.
No one told me I could randomly arrest people once I got there. If only I had known. /

73 Dave In Austin  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:29:11pm

Nails on the chalkboard.....
I'm really speachless. But I must admit I have become fairly jaded the past 3 years.

74 reloadingisnotahobby  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:29:50pm

re: #70 LudwigVanQuixote

...........ah............I'm taking notes...slow down......!
LOL

75 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:29:53pm

re: #69 Slumbering Behemoth

Not on my watch!

/oh, shit

That is genius!

76 Big Steve  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:29:59pm

re: #47 LudwigVanQuixote

77 wrenchwench  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:30:07pm

re: #66 jaunte

from James Urbaniak's twitter:
Dempsey also has a gospel album out:

For example:

78 Political Atheist  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:30:11pm

re: #40 Slumbering Behemoth

Go back to watching HSN, soaps and listening to revival radio.

79 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:30:19pm

re: #71 Surabaya Stew

re: #65 Slap

Thank you and thank you.

80 reloadingisnotahobby  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:30:28pm

re: #68 Gus 802

...At least the Skunks are safe...

81 Gus  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:30:35pm

So, when does the Johnny Rebel version come out?

/

82 What, me worry?  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:30:49pm

Palin appeals to the older generation of Republicans. Not much different than the GOP in general. Where does that leave the younger generation of the Right?

I wonder if these folks have Medicare, damn government healthcare...

83 Kragar  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:30:49pm

re: #63 LudwigVanQuixote

Exactly! I told you guys months ago that Sarah snogs Shoggoths. These are the ululations of her eldritch cult echoed from the dark dreaming.

TELIKI-LI! TELIKI-LI!

84 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:31:06pm

re: #64 b_sharp

Thank you.

85 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:31:19pm

re: #66 jaunte

from James Urbaniak's twitter:
Dempsey also has a gospel album out:

Ah, thanks.

86 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:31:39pm

re: #82 marjoriemoon

Palin appeals to the older generation of Republicans. Not much different than the GOP in general. Where does that leave the younger generation of the Right?

I wonder if these folks have Medicare, damn government healthcare...

There are young folks on the right? Really?

87 Big Steve  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:32:06pm

re: #47 LudwigVanQuixote

space wasps were consuming my brain from the inside while receiving dental surgery at a tent revival.

Most upding worthy quote EVER!

88 PhillyPretzel  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:32:07pm

re: #82 marjoriemoon
I know my dad thinks she is good. He will eventually see the light.

89 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:32:28pm

One more hour and I can go home!

All my fellow team members have split, but I work 9 hours on Monday so I can leave an hour early on Friday.

Gosh, am I the only one left on the entire floor?

I even got stuff accomplished today. Yaay me!

90 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:32:57pm

It must be kinda nice to live on planet Simple.
No worries at all about our very complicated problems.
Just elect a brainless ex-beauty queen who mouths the right words her advisor's supply.
And she didn't leave office to make money and be on T.V., she left to escape left wing persecution!

Sarah is their new Savior, the magic bullet, the "One" who will fix everything!
(Hmm, reminds me of comments on right wing sites about Obama for some reason, strange no?)

91 b_sharp  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:33:07pm

re: #86 LudwigVanQuixote

There are young folks on the right? Really?

Indoctrination camps do exist, don't they?

92 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:33:33pm

re: #47 LudwigVanQuixote

"She's not a Harvard Lawyer, but she knew what the founders meant..."

Somewhere, between the old guy's country/western twang and the old lady, getting her "groove on" to the feculent, kareokized, electronic version of Battle Hymn of the Republic, this clip reached a level of mental and spiritual pustulence that made me feel as if space wasps were consuming my brain from the inside while receiving dental surgery at a tent revival. Surely this is the sound of an all encompassing madness shrieked by one's soul as the eyes dim and last glimmers of sanity ebb away.

I have to send this to my friends!

I am so glad you're back. You betcha!
/

93 Amory Blaine  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:33:33pm

When they say the educational system is broken, I know they're talking about the last 60 yrs.

94 reloadingisnotahobby  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:33:34pm

re: #89 Alouette

Excuse me?? It's a holiday!!!

95 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:33:43pm

A palette cleanser/brain bleacher for anyone who was traumatized by the Palin song.

96 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:34:12pm

re: #95 Slumbering Behemoth

A palette cleanser/brain bleacher for anyone who was traumatized by the Palin song.

And here I was expecting Rick Astley.

97 Kragar  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:34:20pm

re: #87 Big Steve

Most upding worthy quote EVER!

The species name is Psychneuein.

98 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:34:21pm

re: #94 reloadingisnotahobby

Excuse me?? It's a holiday!!!

Ford employees get the day off, lowly suppliers have to work. :(

99 Kragar  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:34:38pm

re: #91 b_sharp

Indoctrination camps do exist, don't they?

Every Sunday.

100 Amory Blaine  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:34:43pm

re: #95 Slumbering Behemoth

Thank you kind sir.

101 engineer cat  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:34:44pm

the sarah palin virus has been developed as a way of tagging the most moronic and sociopathic so that the aliens will be able to find them more easily

102 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:35:22pm

re: #7 Fozzie Bear

I swear to you, Palin is going to become a religious figure after her death.

Wow, it'll be a hick, white trash Scientology.

103 Gus  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:35:49pm

She will go to the governor's mansion pretty soon is what they say.

And when things get hot she'll quit on the spot 'cause she's witless come what may.

104 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:35:51pm

re: #87 Big Steve

Most upding worthy quote EVER!

Why thank you.

105 Kragar  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:36:07pm

I'd just like to thank John McCain for letting Palin loose on the National stage.

106 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:36:14pm

I really am the last one left on the floor.

107 Gus  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:36:41pm

Glory, glory how peculiar!

108 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:36:57pm

re: #92 Alouette

I am so glad you're back. You betcha!
/

I really didn't intend to be gone for so long... It was an intensely busy time. It still is, I am going to have to post and run a lot more.

109 Amory Blaine  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:37:14pm

re: #105 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I'd just like to thank John McCain for letting Palin loose on the National stage.

You'll have to speak up sonny he can't hear you.

110 calochortus  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:37:21pm

re: #106 Alouette

I really am the last one left on the floor.

Have an upding to keep you company.

111 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:37:46pm

re: #101 engineer dog

the sarah palin virus has been developed as a way of tagging the most moronic and sociopathic so that the aliens will be able to find them more easily

There you go again revealing the secrets of Remulak! Report to the probulator!

112 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:37:56pm

re: #105 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Kragar, why do you hate America?
/

113 engineer cat  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:38:04pm

re: #102 LudwigVanQuixote

white trash Scientology.

heh

114 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:38:07pm

re: #108 LudwigVanQuixote

I really didn't intend to be gone for so long... It was an intensely busy time. It still is, I am going to have to post and run a lot more.

You and me both. Looks like we both managed to catch each other at exactly the right time.

115 brookly red  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:38:43pm

re: #107 Gus 802

Glory, glory how peculiar!

/damit! I just stopped humming that...

116 Gus  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:39:09pm

re: #115 brookly red

/damit! I just stopped humming that...

Palin hit me with the ruler!

/

117 Big Steve  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:39:29pm

re: #111 LudwigVanQuixote

probulator!

speaking of probing, did anyone see last night's episode of Shameless. That show is terrific. Willaim Macyis a lock for an emmy. And I am still laughing about his fate in last night's episode.

118 wrenchwench  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:39:41pm

re: #114 thedopefishlives

Hey dopey, I read your good news last week. Congratulations! I hope it's the beginning of a large school....

119 b_sharp  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:39:54pm

re: #90 ausador

It must be kinda nice to live on planet Simple.
No worries at all about our very complicated problems.
Just elect a brainless ex-beauty queen who mouths the right words her advisor's supply.
[snip]

What I find weird and unusual about the adoration she gets is the oblivious lack of recognition by her sycophantic followers, of the huge difference between her impromptu/self written speeches and the speeches obviously written for her.

120 tigger2005  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:40:01pm

I prefer MAD Magazine's takeoff on the Battle Hymn, from back when Jimmah was Prez...

This is some of it

I've a plan for better housing
And another for defense
But I like it in the White House so I'll keep you in suspense
You'll have to wait until I make my next Inaugural Address
And start my second term!

Glory, glory what perfection!
That's the way to re-election!
Don't reveal your real direction,
Until your second term!

121 Gus  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:40:02pm

Teabaggers are a shoutin' Sarah Palin come what may!
And wingnuts march right on!

122 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:40:24pm

re: #118 wrenchwench

Hey dopey, I read your good news last week. Congratulations! I hope it's the beginning of a large school...

Funny you should say that, {WW}. When my wife and I first got married, she wanted tons of kids. Now we're coming up on our firstborn, and the number of desired offspring is steadily shrinking...

123 brookly red  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:40:26pm

re: #116 Gus 802

Palin hit me with the ruler!

/

/choose you next words carefully ;)

124 reloadingisnotahobby  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:40:42pm

re: #115 brookly red

/damit! I just stopped humming that...

Sit right back and you'll hear a tale,a tale of a fateful trip,It stated form this tropic port aboard this tiny ship.....
Just trying to help...;-)

125 wrenchwench  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:41:14pm

re: #122 thedopefishlives

Funny you should say that, {WW}. When my wife and I first got married, she wanted tons of kids. Now we're coming up on our firstborn, and the number of desired offspring is steadily shrinking...

As she's growing....

Keep giving her footrubs.

126 brookly red  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:41:36pm

re: #124 reloadingisnotahobby

Sit right back and you'll hear a tale,a tale of a fateful trip,It stated form this tropic port aboard this tiny ship...
Just trying to help...;-)

Ginger, no contest.

127 b_sharp  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:41:40pm

re: #106 Alouette

I really am the last one left on the floor.

Did someone take your chair?

128 Gus  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:42:27pm

We will rally round the Palin.
We will rally round the Palin.
Shouting the battle cry of wingnuts!
...

129 Kid A  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:42:30pm

Oh. My. God.

130 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:43:03pm

Sarah Palin really should start a career as a country/western singer. She'd make a ton of cash.

131 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:43:23pm

re: #129 Kid A

Oh. My. God.Palin.

FTFY

/

132 reloadingisnotahobby  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:43:31pm

re: #122 thedopefishlives

Your having a Guppie???
Congratulation to you and the Mermaid!!!

133 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:43:32pm
134 Gus  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:43:45pm

With Jim Hoft here at my side.
Andrew Breitbart shouting high.
Shouting the battle cry of wingnuts!

135 Kid A  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:44:15pm

Flash forward to 2012: Waning moments of a Palin rally, the crowd swaying back and forth to The Battle Hymn of Wasilla...

136 Dave In Austin  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:44:29pm

re: #109 Amory Blaine

And get off my grass!!!!

137 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:44:44pm

re: #135 Kid A

Crowd? What crowd? Two people does not a crowd make.

138 Kragar  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:46:53pm

And for those who missed the dead thread;

Bryan Fischer:Dislike of Palin is an obvious sign of Demonic influence

The hatred directed at her is mindless, it is baseless, it is utterly irrational, and it is disturbing to an alarming degree. When we look into the face of the unvarnished and seething meanness focused on Ms. Palin, we are looking into the face of evil. We are looking into the face of Satan himself, who is the ultimate source of this vitriol and toxic hate.

We are witnessing unvarnished demonic evil on full display, without decoration, without refinement, without cover. It does not even pretend to be anything other than pure homicidal rage and hate.

139 calochortus  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:46:57pm

re: #133 Dreggas

O/T:

Glen beck claims similarities between his pledge of non-violence and MLK...

Haven't actually read it, but- Is he claiming MLK time traveled and stole his text, or is he merely trying to convince us he's the new MLK/Gandhi all rolled into one? Anyone can claim similarities. Look, we both wrote in English. On paper. Using words...

140 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:47:05pm

re: #105 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I'd just like to thank John McCain for letting Palin loose on the National stage.

I'm so conflicted about whether to upding or downding that comment that I had to abstain. :(

141 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:47:27pm

Not even through the first month of 2011, and I already can't wait for 2012 to be over.

142 Kragar  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:49:03pm

re: #137 thedopefishlives

Crowd? What crowd? Two people does not a crowd make.

But 3 makes an adult movie.

143 Henchman 25  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:49:04pm

re: #141 Slumbering Behemoth

Tell me about it. One can only handle so much crazy for so long.

144 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:49:39pm

re: #138 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

What's with the wingnuts always referring to her as "Ms. Palin" and not "Mrs. Palin"?

Wishful thinking?

145 b_sharp  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:49:56pm

re: #137 thedopefishlives

Crowd? What crowd? Two people does not a crowd make.

It is if you want to be alone with yourself.

146 Gus  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:50:13pm

re: #144 Slumbering Behemoth

What's with the wingnuts always referring to her as "Ms. Palin" and not "Mrs. Palin"?

Wishful thinking?

Feminists!

Socialism!

/

147 William Barnett-Lewis  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:50:13pm

I was tempted to cross this... vision... with Blood upon the Risers but it just got to the point where here wasn't enough whiskey in the house.

148 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:50:18pm
149 b_sharp  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:50:45pm

re: #144 Slumbering Behemoth

What's with the wingnuts always referring to her as "Ms. Palin" and not "Mrs. Palin"?

Wishful thinking?

Progressive brainwashing.

150 brookly red  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:51:42pm

re: #137 thedopefishlives

Crowd? What crowd? Two people does not a crowd make.

and 2 people can not keep a secret either, grasshopper.

151 calochortus  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:51:51pm

I do believe its time to head off to the grocery store. Perhaps it will help me get that video out of my brain...

152 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:51:53pm

Of course, the other thing to not is that these two were singing in a church. Teabaggery has successfully latched onto the faith of the lowest brow Protestants. One cold argue that with guns for Jesus types, that was always their religion anyway.

153 b_sharp  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:52:03pm

re: #148 Dreggas

Leave it to Pat Buchanan:

there's a lynch mob out to get conservatives...

How long is a virtual rope?

154 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:52:29pm

re: #148 Dreggas

Leave it to Pat Buchanan:

there's a lynch mob out to get conservatives...

Bah! What would a far-right, fascist reactionary like Pat know about conservatives?

155 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:53:40pm

re: #82 marjoriemoon

Palin appeals to the older generation of Republicans. Not much different than the GOP in general. Where does that leave the younger generation of the Right?

I wonder if these folks have Medicare, damn government healthcare...

Well, unfortunately today's Republican party does have some youth appeal. Ron Paul supporters. That may be behind the libertarian thing going on recently. Somebody in the GOP decided Ron Paul's youth appeal and zealous supporters are going to be the future of the party.

156 b_sharp  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:53:46pm

re: #154 Slumbering Behemoth

Bah! What would a far-right, fascist reactionary like Pat know about conservatives?

He knows how to take their money.

157 Jeff In Ohio  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:53:47pm

re: #139 calochortus

Beck is urging you to read both and draw your own conclusions. (hint: Glen Beck is awesome.)

158 McSpiff  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:54:10pm

I can't even think of anything witty to say, but I'm enjoying this chuckle.

159 Charles Johnson  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:54:23pm

Oh. My. Goodness.

Even Ed Morrissey is falling for Applause-Gate.

[Link: hotair.com...]

160 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:55:14pm

re: #159 Charles

Oh. My. Goodness.

Even Ed Morrissey is falling for Applause-Gate.

[Link: hotair.com...]

lol. I thought they were going to dodge this bullet.

161 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:55:24pm

re: #138 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

And for those who missed the dead thread;

Bryan Fischer:Dislike of Palin is an obvious sign of Demonic influence

We are witnessing unvarnished demonic evil on full display, without decoration, without refinement, without cover. It does not even pretend to be anything other than pure homicidal rage and hate.

The whiny, childish projection of the far right never ceases to amaze me. They are the biggest bunch of crybaby, impotent, overcompensating, gutless whimps ever created.

162 Kragar  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:55:31pm

re: #159 Charles

Oh. My. Goodness.

Even Ed Morrissey is falling for Applause-Gate.

[Link: hotair.com...]

[face palm]

163 reloadingisnotahobby  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:55:37pm

re: #157 Jeff In Ohio

Glenn "The Coat Tail" Beck IS awesome!!!///
A legend in his own mind!

164 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:55:54pm

I'm probably the only one playing Minecraft here but....
Minecraft Fun With Overkill

165 McSpiff  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:56:30pm

re: #164 Killgore Trout

I'm probably the only one playing Minecraft here but...
Minecraft Fun With Overkill

[Video]

You are not alone. Just finished my first minecart system!

166 PhillyPretzel  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:57:20pm

re: #163 reloadingisnotahobby
That is the only place where he is a legend.
;)

167 reloadingisnotahobby  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:57:49pm

re: #164 Killgore Trout

re: #165 McSpiff

You two need to go outside and GET SOME FRESH AIR!!!
Shoot the B/B guns...Play lawn darts............

168 Kragar  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:58:16pm

re: #164 Killgore Trout

I'm probably the only one playing Minecraft here but...
Minecraft Fun With Overkill

[Video]

The cake is always a lie.

169 b_sharp  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:58:34pm

re: #167 reloadingisnotahobby

re: #165 McSpiff

You two need to go outside and GET SOME FRESH AIR!!!
Shoot the B/B guns...Play lawn darts...

Roll in the hay.

170 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:59:56pm

I feel ripped off. I never received the kind of uncritical adoration that Palin is getting when I quit my job.

171 Summer Seale  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:00:03pm

Hi hi, Sarah Pain here!

Oops, I meant to type Palin. Must be a communist keyboard.

Now, I know it's been a long time since I commented, but I've had so much to take care of, what with that terrible libel against me recently and all that, right? Right America?

I'm just so glad to see that God-fearing Americans aren't being duped by this Communist White House. I'm so glad to see that God-fearing Americans aren't takin' any moosehooey from the Liberal Media!

It brings tears to my eyes to see that people still care about me and my message, which is their message too, and the message of all real Americans who aren't afraid to put liberals in surveyor's sights to make a point about taking back America for real Americans!

Am I still fighting for the cause? You betcha!

I just wanted to tell you all how heartwarming that song was, and how it spoke to me, the way that my community at church always spoke to me with the voice of the almighty back in Alass-ka. It made me feel so good and special, like when The Lord rose up and spoke to me and told me to run for President and to obey his word and turn this nation back into the Christian-fearing God-loving country that it once was.

You know, a lot of people will refudiate this kind of witness, but I embrace it the way I embrace apple pie and gun rights, because you can't make apple pie without huntin' something, right? Right?

You betcha!

So go get'em, folks! Go sing my Battle Hymn for our greater glory and show them that we're not afraid of their lies and other things because we're going to keep America safe for everyone who is a real American and isn't afraid to show it and reload and show it again!

God bless you all! God bless me!

Love,

Sarah Palin.

172 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:00:28pm

re: #165 McSpiff

You are not alone. Just finished my first minecart system!

It took me a little while to figure out the cart boosters. It's kinda fun because there aren't in game instructions so it takes some trial and error. I also kinda like having no ingame map system. It's pretty easy to get lost but that's part of the fun.

173 Kragar  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:01:11pm

re: #169 b_sharp

Roll in the hay.

Roll in ze hay?

174 McSpiff  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:01:30pm

re: #169 b_sharp

Roll in the hay.

If I did that this time of year, something would fall off.

175 What, me worry?  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:01:45pm

Sarah, Sarah, Hallelujah!
Palin hit me with a ruler.
I bopped her on the butt
With a rotten coconut
And she ain't my governor nor moreee!

176 Kid A  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:02:38pm

re: #162 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Here's some "commentary" from that thread @ Hot Air...

1.) ObaMao is a shallow, cheap con man, capable of rhetorical flourishes from the pulpit but little substance to his style. I am surprised at how many thoughtful political analysts did not see the emptiness of both the speech and the presence of ObaMao in Tuscon.

2.) Obama is the perfect example why MLK’s vision has failed.

The latter turns disgustedly in his grave.

Schadenfreude

3.) Never let a crisis go to waste….
Pretty obvious this was in play once again by these sicko’s.

Keemo on

4.) Applause indicators in a memorial speech? Wow. Sounds like he was really thinking about how to honor the dead and boost his ratings at the same time.

tims472

5.) What do you expect from a President who dies his hair? It’s all about him. The key to the speech was the instruction to Obama: remember it’s pronounced jobe, not job.

Basilsbest

177 reloadingisnotahobby  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:02:46pm

re: #171 Summer

(Sheepish wave) Hi Sarah!!
Yoo Hoo Over hear.../

178 Mardukhai  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:03:55pm

I suppose they don't know that the Battle Hymn of the Republic was the anthem of a war against "states rights" and other rightist claptrap...

179 Big Steve  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:05:02pm

re: #159 Charles

Oh. My. Goodness.

Even Ed Morrissey is falling for Applause-Gate.

[Link: hotair.com...]

I as at a Houston Astro's game once and they have a board that transcribes the announcer comments for the deaf. Once the announcers said something and the crowd cheered, then the announcer comments appeared on the board and then it said "crowd cheers" and then the crowd cheered again, what was taken as a command to cheer, the the transcriber put up "you don't have to cheer this board!", then the crowd laughed and the transcriber dutifully put up "crowd laughs".

180 McSpiff  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:05:18pm

re: #178 Mardukhai

I suppose they don't know that the Battle Hymn of the Republic was the anthem of a war against "states rights" and other rightist claptrap...

Shhh its funnier this way! I can't wait for the "Marching through Georgia" remix! H/T: D_F.

181 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:06:04pm

re: #159 Charles

Oh. My. Goodness.

Even Ed Morrissey is falling for Applause-Gate.

[Link: hotair.com...]

They just don't seem seem to understand that "closed captions" are real time transcriptions and describe the thing people are seeing rather than directing it.

Another moronic nontroversy being promoted by people who (logic dictates) for the most part probably know better. Strange how people continue to follow a person that routinely lies/misleads them about the facts rather than doing a little fact finding on their own.

I guess as long as it fits with want they want to hear they just don't care to know any different.

182 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:07:23pm

re: #171 Summer

Brilliant as always!

183 reloadingisnotahobby  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:08:17pm

...And I can't get the "Closed Captions" To work at home!

184 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:08:44pm

re: #181 ausador

I guess as long as it fits with want they want to hear they just don't care to know any different.

*cough*

185 McSpiff  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:09:14pm

I'M IN CANADA! ITS COLD ENOUGH ALREADY! WHY DO THEY ONLY TURN THE A/C ON IN THE WINTER IN THIS BUILDING!!! ARGGGG

ok, ok, I'm good.

186 Kid A  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:09:29pm

re: #179 Big Steve

I live in The Woodlands which is twenty-five miles north of Houston, so I go to Astros games all the time, and I was thinking about that today. It's about halfway up the right-field foul pole next to the pitch count. It transcribes just about everything you (if you were hearing impaired) would need to know.

187 reloadingisnotahobby  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:11:15pm

re: #186 Kid A

...Wait..the pitcher takes a moment to adjust his cup...and here's the wind up..

188 Kid A  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:13:24pm

re: #187 reloadingisnotahobby

Ha! "First baseman unloads tobaccy from mouth...throws to on-deck circle...winks at gazing female in crowd..."

189 b_sharp  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:17:57pm

Time to drive home.

Later.

190 Tigger2  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:18:57pm

I'm speechless all I have is..... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLROTFLMFAO.

191 engineer cat  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:19:39pm

i know!

"branded!
cursed as the one who quit

what do you do when you're branded
and you know you're a twit!"

192 diamonda2u  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:19:58pm

I can't stop laughing... I'm going to be sick... help call 911

193 Kronocide  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:20:39pm

re: #148 Dreggas

Leave it to Pat Buchanan:

there's a lynch mob out to get conservatives...

Or: how dareth he bruise thine fist with his face!

194 wee fury  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:45:07pm

So funny! Thanks, Charles.

195 Meitantei  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 2:46:00pm

I'm 12 and what is this?

196 TedStriker  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 3:17:32pm

re: #40 Slumbering Behemoth

What are these people gonna do with themselves once they realize Palin is unelectable?

There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth...

197 TedStriker  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 3:20:36pm

re: #159 Charles

Oh. My. Goodness.

Even Ed Morrissey is falling for Applause-Gate.

[Link: hotair.com...]

As we've seen many times before, people with prejudiced and preconceived ideas will find a way to make anything fit their worldview.

198 TedStriker  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 3:21:32pm

re: #171 Summer

We can always count on you to nail The Sarah's POV...

;-P

199 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 3:42:59pm

I honestly don't know what to say about this, except, OH GOOD LORD.

200 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 3:47:10pm

re: #8 ralphieboy

She obviously need not wait that long, is that not a bible on the podium in front of the singer?

I think they're in a church. The wooden section attached to the wall behind them is the upright of a cross.

201 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 3:51:05pm

re: #31 mr.fusion

These people actually exist. That's a hard fact for me to accept.

These people are someone's grandparents. That just breaks my heart. While I giggle insanely.

202 Michael McBacon  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 3:57:16pm

Battle Hymn Remix:

We don't need no Battle Hymn of no Fed. Reload, sister Sarah. We wish you secess!!1
//

203 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 3:59:50pm

re: #141 Slumbering Behemoth

Not even through the first month of 2011, and I already can't wait for 2012 to be over.

Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this. Overwrought political melodrama is my idea of a damn good time.

204 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 4:00:22pm

re: #144 Slumbering Behemoth

What's with the wingnuts always referring to her as "Ms. Palin" and not "Mrs. Palin"?

Wishful thinking?

Does she use the 'Ms.' by choice? They may just be following her preference.

205 Kid A  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 4:20:13pm

What the hell is the guy doing with his hands at 2:30 of the clip? Is he telling his groupies he's almost finished?

206 wiffersnapper  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 4:33:34pm

What is this, I don't even...

207 samgak  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 7:23:20pm

Mine eyes are all glazed over from the boredom and the gall
Of these morons who think Palin still has something left in store
She hath lost her marbles badly and her back's against the wall
But her fanbase still clings on

Spare me spare me Sarah Palin
Spare me spare me Sarah Palin
Spare me spare me Sarah Palin
I can not take much more

I have watched her act the fool but still get the approval stamp
From all these no-account right wingers with a-stirrin' in their pants
She so crazy that I think we need to call the amberlamps
Her 15 mins are gone

208 Decatur Deb  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 7:25:01pm

re: #207 samgak

Mine eyes are all glazed over from the boredom and the gall
Of these morons who think Palin still has something left in store
She hath lost her marbles badly and her back's against the wall
But her fanbase still clings on

Spare me spare me Sarah Palin
Spare me spare me Sarah Palin
Spare me spare me Sarah Palin
I can not take much more

I have watched her act the fool but still get the approval stamp
From all these no-account right wingers with a-stirrin' in their pants
She so crazy that I think we need to call the amberlamps
Her 15 mins are gone

Automatic Amberlamps upding.

"But where are the memes of yesteryear?"

209 hambone  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 8:51:14pm

It's sad in a way. But it's more weird than anything else.

210 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, Jan 17, 2011 9:55:10pm

The YouTube comments are just precious.


"not a Harvard lawyer"

Mediocrity is virtuous.

"throw em' all in jail"

Sarah displays her commitment to American values by advocating complete removal of the legislative branch, just as the Founding Fathers intended.

"coming south to hunt some skunk"

Do you even know what happens when you shoot a skunk? You make the entire area smell like shit for a day. Don't worry, wingnuts; Palin would leave a far greater stench.

"smart enough to go through an open door"

So is 100% of the human race.

PandaAbomination 1 sec ago
They need to hurry up and drink the kool-aid.

hazhap 1 minute ago
At the very beginning of the video, is she pulling the microphone out of her ass?

devolve42 1 minute ago
Honestly, some things just can't be parodied.

zuzukachoo 2 minutes ago
Please tell me these people didn't breed.

USEejit 3 minutes ago


Oh my freaking GOD! WTF? I cannot believe this is real.

billecorgan 3 minutes ago
The rapture can't come soon enough.

cweyer 3 minutes ago
Y'all need to calm down. These people have an excellent point: Sarah Palin, bless her heart, is a positive and majestic force in our world, and she deserves a seat as the most powerful figurehead in the worl...

Yeah, sorry, I just wanted to see if I could type that whole thing. I couldn't. EL OH EL this is hilarious.

carlyncampbell 5 minutes ago
This is what is wrong with America. Stupid people and religion.

Xaq03 6 minutes ago

211 HappyWarrior  Tue, Jan 18, 2011 1:07:28am

Hahahhaha, I can't believe this is for real. The disdain for Harvard lawyers is funny too given the fact that if in the event she's elected presidents, she'll have quite a few of them. Buncha dumbasses think she's one of them. What a buncha clueless dummies.

212 otoc  Tue, Jan 18, 2011 4:15:32am

OMG, when I checked the view count here, the vid totaled 320 since Octoberre: #25 otoc

...and now....
181,391


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