2 | Kragar Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:05:11pm |
I believe Bryan Fischer recommends this song to be played while exorcising people of the Satanic influence which makes them dislike Sarah.
3 | Kragar Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:05:38pm |
5 | Fozzie Bear Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:06:10pm |
1:50. The spoken word portion.
This is art people. ART
6 | Obdicut Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:06:32pm |
She'll throw 'em all in jail?
I didn't realize the President was basically the Sheriff of the Yoo-nighted states of Haymerica.
Now I knows.
7 | Fozzie Bear Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:06:44pm |
I swear to you, Palin is going to become a religious figure after her death.
8 | Sol Berdinowitz Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:07:21pm |
re: #7 Fozzie Bear
I swear to you, Palin is going to become a religious figure after her death.
She obviously need not wait that long, is that not a bible on the podium in front of the singer?
9 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:08:03pm |
Charles, why do you hate sanity?
/
10 | austin_blue Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:08:25pm |
That's...that's...errrm...
I'm speechless.
11 | elizajane Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:08:51pm |
re: #6 Obdicut
She'll throw 'em all in jail?
I didn't realize the President was basically the Sheriff of the Yoo-nighted states of Haymerica.
Now I knows.
The following line, "And when she gets to Washington, It'll be cold as Hail," presumably a bizarre dig at global warming (??), should be rewritten "It'll be a cold day in Hail when Sarah Palin gets to Washington."
We fervently hope.
12 | Killgore Trout Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:09:07pm |
"She's comin' south to hunt some skunk!"
Lol
13 | Obdicut Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:09:20pm |
Turns out they really can see her from Russia:
14 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:09:30pm |
re: #7 Fozzie Bear
I swear to you, Palin is going to become a religious figure after her death.
I think she's already achieved deification.
16 | Fozzie Bear Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:09:48pm |
Charles, how in the hell did you find this?
19 | wrenchwench Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:11:20pm |
This is the first entry tagged: Inadvertent Comedy
Inconceivable!
21 | austin_blue Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:11:39pm |
22 | Douchecanoe and Ryan Too Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:11:48pm |
23 | Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:11:59pm |
Wow....I mean just wow....
24 | brookly red Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:12:03pm |
re: #20 Slumbering Behemoth
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
/oh great... now I will be humming that all day.
25 | otoc Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:12:29pm |
lol,
(uploaded) October 29, 2010 | 320 views (as of now)
we are gonna drive this view count up... :)
26 | PhillyPretzel Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:12:59pm |
I agree with "Presented without comment." There isn't anything that can be said for what some folks think is entertainment.
27 | dragonfire1981 Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:13:18pm |
The video already has three times as many dislikes as likes, also check out the comments, plenty of Sarah hate their too.
I can't believe she's still even thinking of running in 2012 let alone seriously believe she can win.
28 | Obdicut Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:13:45pm |
re: #13 Obdicut
Dear god I love the end of Vlad and Boris's video.
29 | Sol Berdinowitz Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:14:25pm |
re: #26 PhillyPretzel
I agree with "Presented without comment." There isn't anything that can be said for what some folks think is entertainment.
It is not enetertainment, it is spreading the Word of God...
30 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:14:44pm |
The way some folks say people worship Obama as "The Won, The Lightworker"...
Palin Panter Projection.
31 | mr.fusion Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:15:02pm |
These people actually exist. That's a hard fact for me to accept.
32 | Killgore Trout Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:15:30pm |
Written by Tom Dempsy?
33 | PhillyPretzel Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:15:34pm |
re: #29 ralphieboy
I would like for them to meet my rabbi.
;)
34 | wrenchwench Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:15:41pm |
re: #28 Obdicut
Dear god I love the end of Vlad and Boris's video.
Doggone it. You betcha. Doggone it.
35 | Gus Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:16:07pm |
re: #6 Obdicut
She'll throw 'em all in jail?
I didn't realize the President was basically the Sheriff of the Yoo-nighted states of Haymerica.
Now I knows.
Couple of days ago TheGonz was saying something about throwing Bill Maher and Paul Krughman in jail.
36 | Obdicut Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:16:23pm |
re: #34 wrenchwench
You know, if she totally flames out here, I bet she could move to Russia and start up all over again.
37 | austin_blue Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:16:24pm |
Walking to Alamo South for Tron, lunch, and Guinness. Gotta love this town!
BBIAB.
38 | webevintage Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:16:42pm |
I can't decide if I am amused or horrified.....
I do hate that skirt though.
39 | Vicious Michigan Union Thug Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:17:37pm |
re: #17 Gus 802
Where's Borat?
/
He got a sex change, learned how to talk American (you betcha!) and became Sarah Palin.
40 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:18:24pm |
What are these people gonna do with themselves once they realize Palin is unelectable?
41 | Sol Berdinowitz Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:19:32pm |
re: #40 Slumbering Behemoth
What are these people gonna do with themselves once they realize Palin is unelectable?
She is still in position to be a dealmaker/breaker for any candidate the Republicans want to nominate. I assume she plans to use that power.
42 | S.D. Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:20:05pm |
...
...
Words.Fail.Me... I swear, I felt brain cells Dying As I listened...
They're so brainwashed, it's outright scary...
44 | S'latch Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:20:31pm |
If I were Sarah Palin and I saw this video tribute, I would withdraw immediately from politics and make the following public announcement and apology:
"Please forgive me. I am returning to Alaska and I will make no further public statements or appearances. Accordingly, I shall not seek, and I will not accept, the nomination of the GOP/Tea Party for any office. Good bye."
45 | celticdragon Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:20:38pm |
I noticd this was actually sung in a church.
Wow. We are now in idolatry territory here.
I remember the Sunday mornings listening to the same kareoke style music with mediocre musical arrangements on the church sound system.
46 | justaminute Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:20:45pm |
These people gotta be from Oklahoma. I'm so embarrassed.
47 | Mad Prophet Ludwig Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:20:47pm |
"She's not a Harvard Lawyer, but she knew what the founders meant..."
Somewhere, between the old guy's country/western twang and the old lady, getting her "groove on" to the feculent, kareokized, electronic version of Battle Hymn of the Republic, this clip reached a level of mental and spiritual pustulence that made me feel as if space wasps were consuming my brain from the inside while receiving dental surgery at a tent revival. Surely this is the sound of an all encompassing madness shrieked by one's soul as the eyes dim and last glimmers of sanity ebb away.
I have to send this to my friends!
48 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:21:48pm |
re: #41 ralphieboy
She is still in position to be a dealmaker/breaker for any candidate the Republicans want to nominate. I assume she plans to use that power.
That worked out well for Angle, O'Donnell...
49 | reine.de.tout Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:22:09pm |
re: #47 LudwigVanQuixote
LVQ - don't hold back - tell us how you really feel!
51 | Mad Prophet Ludwig Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:22:59pm |
re: #31 mr.fusion
These people actually exist. That's a hard fact for me to accept.
And they vote....
Look at it scientifically though. This makes a rather compelling case for speciazation.
52 | celticdragon Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:23:13pm |
re: #47 LudwigVanQuixote
"She's not a Harvard Lawyer, but she knew what the founders meant..."
Somewhere, between the old guy's country/western twang and the old lady, getting her "groove on" to the feculent, kareokized, electronic version of Battle Hymn of the Republic, this clip reached a level of mental and spiritual pustulence that made me feel as if space wasps were consuming my brain from the inside while receiving dental surgery at a tent revival. Surely this is the sound of an all encompassing madness shrieked by one's soul as the eyes dim and last glimmers of sanity ebb away.
I have to send this to my friends!
I think Lovecraft had this in mind as he wrote about the madness of knowledge of the Elder ones. Cthulu ag Shoggoth! Tu shamis al tamah!
53 | Sol Berdinowitz Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:23:20pm |
re: #48 Slumbering Behemoth
That worked out well for Angle, O'Donnell...
SHe is not one to let failure stop her. It did not stop her in 2008...
54 | engineer cat Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:23:41pm |
this reaffirms mah faith that sarah palin has been sent by godzilla to destroy the republican party
55 | Reginald Perrin Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:23:49pm |
"When she gets to Washington, it will be cold than hell"
That makes sense, hell would have to freeze over before she could be elected.
56 | Mad Prophet Ludwig Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:24:00pm |
57 | b_sharp Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:24:13pm |
re: #14 Slumbering Behemoth
I think she's already achieved deification.
Sometimes that can be a worthwhile goal, especially if you don't eat enough roughage.
Oh, you said deification, not defecation.
My bad.
58 | mr.fusion Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:24:13pm |
Best comment on the youtube page:
I wtote my own Tea Party song. It's called "I routinely vote against my own interests"
59 | mr.fusion Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:24:48pm |
re: #51 LudwigVanQuixote
And they vote...
Look at it scientifically though. This makes a rather compelling case for speciazation.
haha
They're votes count just as much as ours! What a country!
60 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:24:49pm |
re: #53 ralphieboy
SHe is not one to let failure stop her. It did not stop her in 2008...
If she truly has some kind of inverted Midas Touch, I say let her endorse away.
61 | reloadingisnotahobby Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:24:58pm |
re: #47 LudwigVanQuixote
I'm sorry....So you DIDN'T enjoy it??
62 | mr.fusion Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:25:27pm |
re: #59 mr.fusion
haha
They're votes count just as much as ours! What a country!
ugh -- "their votes."
63 | Mad Prophet Ludwig Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:25:49pm |
re: #52 celticdragon
I think Lovecraft had this in mind as he wrote about the madness of knowledge of the Elder ones. Cthulu ag Shoggoth! Tu shamis al tamah!
Exactly! I told you guys months ago that Sarah snogs Shoggoths. These are the ululations of her eldritch cult echoed from the dark dreaming.
64 | b_sharp Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:26:17pm |
re: #47 LudwigVanQuixote
"She's not a Harvard Lawyer, but she knew what the founders meant..."
Somewhere, between the old guy's country/western twang and the old lady, getting her "groove on" to the feculent, kareokized, electronic version of Battle Hymn of the Republic, this clip reached a level of mental and spiritual pustulence that made me feel as if space wasps were consuming my brain from the inside while receiving dental surgery at a tent revival. Surely this is the sound of an all encompassing madness shrieked by one's soul as the eyes dim and last glimmers of sanity ebb away.
I have to send this to my friends!
Hey, nice to see you back LVQ.
65 | Slap Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:26:28pm |
re: #47 LudwigVanQuixote
a level of mental and spiritual pustulence that made me feel as if space wasps were consuming my brain from the inside while receiving dental surgery at a tent revival.
Now there's some language usage.
Glad you're back -- your verbal skills are good to have around.....
66 | jaunte Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:26:37pm |
from James Urbaniak's twitter:
Dempsey also has a gospel album out:
My name is Thomas Dempsey bon 8-21-41 in bristol tenn. I retired from the post office in 2004 and took writing gospel songs as a hobby.
[Link: www.cduniverse.com...]
67 | celticdragon Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:27:00pm |
re: #63 LudwigVanQuixote
Exactly! I told you guys months ago that Sarah snogs Shoggoths. These are the ululations of her eldritch cult echoed from the dark dreaming.
LMAO!
68 | Gus Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:27:30pm |
Couldn't find the complete lyrics. Unless this is all of it:
She's not a Harvard Lawyer but she knew what the founders meant.
A cold blast from the North that freezes Congress in their tracks.
With God and The Tea Party she's going to take it back.
Sarah Palin won't listen to their bunk.
Sarah Palin coming south to hunt some skunk.
Sarah Palin she will throw them all in jail and when she gets to Washington it will be cold as Hell...
69 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:28:22pm |
70 | Mad Prophet Ludwig Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:28:49pm |
re: #61 reloadingisnotahobby
I'm sorry...So you DIDN'T enjoy it??
ON the contrary... It's like Manos the Hands of Fate. It's actually mega-Giglis of bad!
Note the Gigli is the unit of a brain melting bad entertainment. For reference, the movie Gigli was one Gigli of badness while Desperate Teenage Lovedolls in Trouble was only 250 miliGiglis.
71 | Surabaya Stew Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:29:07pm |
re: #65 Slap
Now there's some language usage.
Glad you're back -- your verbal skills are good to have around...
I missed LVQ's return in real time (but went back and read posts/updinged), and just wanted to say that I'm also happy to see him return to LGF.
:-)
72 | calochortus Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:29:09pm |
"When she gets to Washington"? Heck, I've been to Washington, myself. Its a free country.
No one told me I could randomly arrest people once I got there. If only I had known. /
73 | Dave In Austin Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:29:11pm |
Nails on the chalkboard.....
I'm really speachless. But I must admit I have become fairly jaded the past 3 years.
74 | reloadingisnotahobby Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:29:50pm |
re: #70 LudwigVanQuixote
...........ah............I'm taking notes...slow down......!
LOL
75 | Mad Prophet Ludwig Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:29:53pm |
77 | wrenchwench Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:30:07pm |
78 | Political Atheist Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:30:11pm |
re: #40 Slumbering Behemoth
Go back to watching HSN, soaps and listening to revival radio.
79 | Mad Prophet Ludwig Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:30:19pm |
80 | reloadingisnotahobby Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:30:28pm |
re: #68 Gus 802
...At least the Skunks are safe...
81 | Gus Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:30:35pm |
So, when does the Johnny Rebel version come out?
/
82 | What, me worry? Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:30:49pm |
Palin appeals to the older generation of Republicans. Not much different than the GOP in general. Where does that leave the younger generation of the Right?
I wonder if these folks have Medicare, damn government healthcare...
83 | Kragar Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:30:49pm |
re: #63 LudwigVanQuixote
Exactly! I told you guys months ago that Sarah snogs Shoggoths. These are the ululations of her eldritch cult echoed from the dark dreaming.
TELIKI-LI! TELIKI-LI!
85 | Killgore Trout Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:31:19pm |
86 | Mad Prophet Ludwig Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:31:39pm |
re: #82 marjoriemoon
Palin appeals to the older generation of Republicans. Not much different than the GOP in general. Where does that leave the younger generation of the Right?
I wonder if these folks have Medicare, damn government healthcare...
There are young folks on the right? Really?
87 | Big Steve Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:32:06pm |
re: #47 LudwigVanQuixote
space wasps were consuming my brain from the inside while receiving dental surgery at a tent revival.
Most upding worthy quote EVER!
88 | PhillyPretzel Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:32:07pm |
re: #82 marjoriemoon
I know my dad thinks she is good. He will eventually see the light.
89 | Vicious Michigan Union Thug Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:32:28pm |
One more hour and I can go home!
All my fellow team members have split, but I work 9 hours on Monday so I can leave an hour early on Friday.
Gosh, am I the only one left on the entire floor?
I even got stuff accomplished today. Yaay me!
90 | watching you tiny alien kittens are Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:32:57pm |
It must be kinda nice to live on planet Simple.
No worries at all about our very complicated problems.
Just elect a brainless ex-beauty queen who mouths the right words her advisor's supply.
And she didn't leave office to make money and be on T.V., she left to escape left wing persecution!
Sarah is their new Savior, the magic bullet, the "One" who will fix everything!
(Hmm, reminds me of comments on right wing sites about Obama for some reason, strange no?)
91 | b_sharp Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:33:07pm |
re: #86 LudwigVanQuixote
There are young folks on the right? Really?
Indoctrination camps do exist, don't they?
92 | Vicious Michigan Union Thug Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:33:33pm |
re: #47 LudwigVanQuixote
"She's not a Harvard Lawyer, but she knew what the founders meant..."
Somewhere, between the old guy's country/western twang and the old lady, getting her "groove on" to the feculent, kareokized, electronic version of Battle Hymn of the Republic, this clip reached a level of mental and spiritual pustulence that made me feel as if space wasps were consuming my brain from the inside while receiving dental surgery at a tent revival. Surely this is the sound of an all encompassing madness shrieked by one's soul as the eyes dim and last glimmers of sanity ebb away.
I have to send this to my friends!
I am so glad you're back. You betcha!
/
93 | Amory Blaine Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:33:33pm |
When they say the educational system is broken, I know they're talking about the last 60 yrs.
95 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:33:43pm |
A palette cleanser/brain bleacher for anyone who was traumatized by the Palin song.
96 | Douchecanoe and Ryan Too Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:34:12pm |
re: #95 Slumbering Behemoth
A palette cleanser/brain bleacher for anyone who was traumatized by the Palin song.
And here I was expecting Rick Astley.
97 | Kragar Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:34:20pm |
98 | Vicious Michigan Union Thug Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:34:21pm |
re: #94 reloadingisnotahobby
Excuse me?? It's a holiday!!!
Ford employees get the day off, lowly suppliers have to work. :(
99 | Kragar Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:34:38pm |
101 | engineer cat Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:34:44pm |
the sarah palin virus has been developed as a way of tagging the most moronic and sociopathic so that the aliens will be able to find them more easily
102 | Mad Prophet Ludwig Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:35:22pm |
re: #7 Fozzie Bear
I swear to you, Palin is going to become a religious figure after her death.
Wow, it'll be a hick, white trash Scientology.
103 | Gus Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:35:49pm |
She will go to the governor's mansion pretty soon is what they say.
And when things get hot she'll quit on the spot 'cause she's witless come what may.
104 | Mad Prophet Ludwig Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:35:51pm |
105 | Kragar Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:36:07pm |
I'd just like to thank John McCain for letting Palin loose on the National stage.
106 | Vicious Michigan Union Thug Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:36:14pm |
I really am the last one left on the floor.
108 | Mad Prophet Ludwig Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:36:57pm |
re: #92 Alouette
I am so glad you're back. You betcha!
/
I really didn't intend to be gone for so long... It was an intensely busy time. It still is, I am going to have to post and run a lot more.
109 | Amory Blaine Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:37:14pm |
re: #105 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
I'd just like to thank John McCain for letting Palin loose on the National stage.
You'll have to speak up sonny he can't hear you.
110 | calochortus Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:37:21pm |
111 | Mad Prophet Ludwig Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:37:46pm |
re: #101 engineer dog
the sarah palin virus has been developed as a way of tagging the most moronic and sociopathic so that the aliens will be able to find them more easily
There you go again revealing the secrets of Remulak! Report to the probulator!
112 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:37:56pm |
re: #105 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Kragar, why do you hate America?
/
113 | engineer cat Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:38:04pm |
114 | Douchecanoe and Ryan Too Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:38:07pm |
re: #108 LudwigVanQuixote
I really didn't intend to be gone for so long... It was an intensely busy time. It still is, I am going to have to post and run a lot more.
You and me both. Looks like we both managed to catch each other at exactly the right time.
115 | brookly red Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:38:43pm |
117 | Big Steve Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:39:29pm |
re: #111 LudwigVanQuixote
probulator!
speaking of probing, did anyone see last night's episode of Shameless. That show is terrific. Willaim Macyis a lock for an emmy. And I am still laughing about his fate in last night's episode.
118 | wrenchwench Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:39:41pm |
re: #114 thedopefishlives
Hey dopey, I read your good news last week. Congratulations! I hope it's the beginning of a large school....
119 | b_sharp Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:39:54pm |
re: #90 ausador
It must be kinda nice to live on planet Simple.
No worries at all about our very complicated problems.
Just elect a brainless ex-beauty queen who mouths the right words her advisor's supply.
[snip]
What I find weird and unusual about the adoration she gets is the oblivious lack of recognition by her sycophantic followers, of the huge difference between her impromptu/self written speeches and the speeches obviously written for her.
120 | tigger2005 Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:40:01pm |
I prefer MAD Magazine's takeoff on the Battle Hymn, from back when Jimmah was Prez...
This is some of it
I've a plan for better housing
And another for defense
But I like it in the White House so I'll keep you in suspense
You'll have to wait until I make my next Inaugural Address
And start my second term!
Glory, glory what perfection!
That's the way to re-election!
Don't reveal your real direction,
Until your second term!
121 | Gus Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:40:02pm |
Teabaggers are a shoutin' Sarah Palin come what may!
And wingnuts march right on!
122 | Douchecanoe and Ryan Too Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:40:24pm |
re: #118 wrenchwench
Hey dopey, I read your good news last week. Congratulations! I hope it's the beginning of a large school...
Funny you should say that, {WW}. When my wife and I first got married, she wanted tons of kids. Now we're coming up on our firstborn, and the number of desired offspring is steadily shrinking...
123 | brookly red Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:40:26pm |
124 | reloadingisnotahobby Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:40:42pm |
re: #115 brookly red
/damit! I just stopped humming that...
Sit right back and you'll hear a tale,a tale of a fateful trip,It stated form this tropic port aboard this tiny ship.....
Just trying to help...;-)
125 | wrenchwench Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:41:14pm |
re: #122 thedopefishlives
Funny you should say that, {WW}. When my wife and I first got married, she wanted tons of kids. Now we're coming up on our firstborn, and the number of desired offspring is steadily shrinking...
As she's growing....
Keep giving her footrubs.
126 | brookly red Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:41:36pm |
re: #124 reloadingisnotahobby
Sit right back and you'll hear a tale,a tale of a fateful trip,It stated form this tropic port aboard this tiny ship...
Just trying to help...;-)
Ginger, no contest.
128 | Gus Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:42:27pm |
We will rally round the Palin.
We will rally round the Palin.
Shouting the battle cry of wingnuts!
...
130 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:43:03pm |
Sarah Palin really should start a career as a country/western singer. She'd make a ton of cash.
131 | Douchecanoe and Ryan Too Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:43:23pm |
132 | reloadingisnotahobby Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:43:31pm |
re: #122 thedopefishlives
Your having a Guppie???
Congratulation to you and the Mermaid!!!
133 | Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:43:32pm |
134 | Gus Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:43:45pm |
With Jim Hoft here at my side.
Andrew Breitbart shouting high.
Shouting the battle cry of wingnuts!
135 | Kid A Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:44:15pm |
Flash forward to 2012: Waning moments of a Palin rally, the crowd swaying back and forth to The Battle Hymn of Wasilla...
137 | Douchecanoe and Ryan Too Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:44:44pm |
re: #135 Kid A
Crowd? What crowd? Two people does not a crowd make.
138 | Kragar Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:46:53pm |
And for those who missed the dead thread;
Bryan Fischer:Dislike of Palin is an obvious sign of Demonic influence
The hatred directed at her is mindless, it is baseless, it is utterly irrational, and it is disturbing to an alarming degree. When we look into the face of the unvarnished and seething meanness focused on Ms. Palin, we are looking into the face of evil. We are looking into the face of Satan himself, who is the ultimate source of this vitriol and toxic hate.
We are witnessing unvarnished demonic evil on full display, without decoration, without refinement, without cover. It does not even pretend to be anything other than pure homicidal rage and hate.
139 | calochortus Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:46:57pm |
re: #133 Dreggas
O/T:
Glen beck claims similarities between his pledge of non-violence and MLK...
Haven't actually read it, but- Is he claiming MLK time traveled and stole his text, or is he merely trying to convince us he's the new MLK/Gandhi all rolled into one? Anyone can claim similarities. Look, we both wrote in English. On paper. Using words...
140 | watching you tiny alien kittens are Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:47:05pm |
re: #105 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
I'd just like to thank John McCain for letting Palin loose on the National stage.
I'm so conflicted about whether to upding or downding that comment that I had to abstain. :(
141 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:47:27pm |
Not even through the first month of 2011, and I already can't wait for 2012 to be over.
142 | Kragar Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:49:03pm |
re: #137 thedopefishlives
Crowd? What crowd? Two people does not a crowd make.
But 3 makes an adult movie.
143 | Henchman 25 Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:49:04pm |
re: #141 Slumbering Behemoth
Tell me about it. One can only handle so much crazy for so long.
144 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:49:39pm |
re: #138 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
What's with the wingnuts always referring to her as "Ms. Palin" and not "Mrs. Palin"?
Wishful thinking?
145 | b_sharp Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:49:56pm |
re: #137 thedopefishlives
Crowd? What crowd? Two people does not a crowd make.
It is if you want to be alone with yourself.
146 | Gus Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:50:13pm |
re: #144 Slumbering Behemoth
What's with the wingnuts always referring to her as "Ms. Palin" and not "Mrs. Palin"?
Wishful thinking?
Feminists!
Socialism!
/
147 | William Barnett-Lewis Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:50:13pm |
I was tempted to cross this... vision... with Blood upon the Risers but it just got to the point where here wasn't enough whiskey in the house.
148 | Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:50:18pm |
Leave it to Pat Buchanan:
149 | b_sharp Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:50:45pm |
re: #144 Slumbering Behemoth
What's with the wingnuts always referring to her as "Ms. Palin" and not "Mrs. Palin"?
Wishful thinking?
Progressive brainwashing.
150 | brookly red Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:51:42pm |
re: #137 thedopefishlives
Crowd? What crowd? Two people does not a crowd make.
and 2 people can not keep a secret either, grasshopper.
151 | calochortus Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:51:51pm |
I do believe its time to head off to the grocery store. Perhaps it will help me get that video out of my brain...
152 | Mad Prophet Ludwig Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:51:53pm |
Of course, the other thing to not is that these two were singing in a church. Teabaggery has successfully latched onto the faith of the lowest brow Protestants. One cold argue that with guns for Jesus types, that was always their religion anyway.
153 | b_sharp Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:52:03pm |
154 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:52:29pm |
re: #148 Dreggas
Leave it to Pat Buchanan:
Bah! What would a far-right, fascist reactionary like Pat know about conservatives?
155 | Killgore Trout Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:53:40pm |
re: #82 marjoriemoon
Palin appeals to the older generation of Republicans. Not much different than the GOP in general. Where does that leave the younger generation of the Right?
I wonder if these folks have Medicare, damn government healthcare...
Well, unfortunately today's Republican party does have some youth appeal. Ron Paul supporters. That may be behind the libertarian thing going on recently. Somebody in the GOP decided Ron Paul's youth appeal and zealous supporters are going to be the future of the party.
156 | b_sharp Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:53:46pm |
re: #154 Slumbering Behemoth
Bah! What would a far-right, fascist reactionary like Pat know about conservatives?
He knows how to take their money.
157 | Jeff In Ohio Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:53:47pm |
re: #139 calochortus
Beck is urging you to read both and draw your own conclusions. (hint: Glen Beck is awesome.)
158 | McSpiff Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:54:10pm |
I can't even think of anything witty to say, but I'm enjoying this chuckle.
159 | Charles Johnson Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:54:23pm |
160 | Killgore Trout Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:55:14pm |
re: #159 Charles
Oh. My. Goodness.
Even Ed Morrissey is falling for Applause-Gate.
[Link: hotair.com...]
lol. I thought they were going to dodge this bullet.
161 | Mad Prophet Ludwig Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:55:24pm |
re: #138 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
And for those who missed the dead thread;
Bryan Fischer:Dislike of Palin is an obvious sign of Demonic influence
We are witnessing unvarnished demonic evil on full display, without decoration, without refinement, without cover. It does not even pretend to be anything other than pure homicidal rage and hate.
The whiny, childish projection of the far right never ceases to amaze me. They are the biggest bunch of crybaby, impotent, overcompensating, gutless whimps ever created.
162 | Kragar Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:55:31pm |
re: #159 Charles
Oh. My. Goodness.
Even Ed Morrissey is falling for Applause-Gate.
[Link: hotair.com...]
[face palm]
163 | reloadingisnotahobby Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:55:37pm |
re: #157 Jeff In Ohio
Glenn "The Coat Tail" Beck IS awesome!!!///
A legend in his own mind!
164 | Killgore Trout Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:55:54pm |
I'm probably the only one playing Minecraft here but....
Minecraft Fun With Overkill
165 | McSpiff Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:56:30pm |
re: #164 Killgore Trout
I'm probably the only one playing Minecraft here but...
Minecraft Fun With Overkill[Video]
You are not alone. Just finished my first minecart system!
166 | PhillyPretzel Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:57:20pm |
re: #163 reloadingisnotahobby
That is the only place where he is a legend.
;)
167 | reloadingisnotahobby Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:57:49pm |
168 | Kragar Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:58:16pm |
re: #164 Killgore Trout
I'm probably the only one playing Minecraft here but...
Minecraft Fun With Overkill[Video]
The cake is always a lie.
170 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 17, 2011 12:59:56pm |
I feel ripped off. I never received the kind of uncritical adoration that Palin is getting when I quit my job.
171 | Summer Seale Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:00:03pm |
Hi hi, Sarah Pain here!
Oops, I meant to type Palin. Must be a communist keyboard.
Now, I know it's been a long time since I commented, but I've had so much to take care of, what with that terrible libel against me recently and all that, right? Right America?
I'm just so glad to see that God-fearing Americans aren't being duped by this Communist White House. I'm so glad to see that God-fearing Americans aren't takin' any moosehooey from the Liberal Media!
It brings tears to my eyes to see that people still care about me and my message, which is their message too, and the message of all real Americans who aren't afraid to put liberals in surveyor's sights to make a point about taking back America for real Americans!
Am I still fighting for the cause? You betcha!
I just wanted to tell you all how heartwarming that song was, and how it spoke to me, the way that my community at church always spoke to me with the voice of the almighty back in Alass-ka. It made me feel so good and special, like when The Lord rose up and spoke to me and told me to run for President and to obey his word and turn this nation back into the Christian-fearing God-loving country that it once was.
You know, a lot of people will refudiate this kind of witness, but I embrace it the way I embrace apple pie and gun rights, because you can't make apple pie without huntin' something, right? Right?
You betcha!
So go get'em, folks! Go sing my Battle Hymn for our greater glory and show them that we're not afraid of their lies and other things because we're going to keep America safe for everyone who is a real American and isn't afraid to show it and reload and show it again!
God bless you all! God bless me!
Love,
Sarah Palin.
172 | Killgore Trout Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:00:28pm |
re: #165 McSpiff
You are not alone. Just finished my first minecart system!
It took me a little while to figure out the cart boosters. It's kinda fun because there aren't in game instructions so it takes some trial and error. I also kinda like having no ingame map system. It's pretty easy to get lost but that's part of the fun.
173 | Kragar Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:01:11pm |
174 | McSpiff Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:01:30pm |
175 | What, me worry? Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:01:45pm |
Sarah, Sarah, Hallelujah!
Palin hit me with a ruler.
I bopped her on the butt
With a rotten coconut
And she ain't my governor nor moreee!
176 | Kid A Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:02:38pm |
re: #162 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Here's some "commentary" from that thread @ Hot Air...
1.) ObaMao is a shallow, cheap con man, capable of rhetorical flourishes from the pulpit but little substance to his style. I am surprised at how many thoughtful political analysts did not see the emptiness of both the speech and the presence of ObaMao in Tuscon.
2.) Obama is the perfect example why MLK’s vision has failed.
The latter turns disgustedly in his grave.
Schadenfreude
3.) Never let a crisis go to waste….
Pretty obvious this was in play once again by these sicko’s.
Keemo on
4.) Applause indicators in a memorial speech? Wow. Sounds like he was really thinking about how to honor the dead and boost his ratings at the same time.
tims472
5.) What do you expect from a President who dies his hair? It’s all about him. The key to the speech was the instruction to Obama: remember it’s pronounced jobe, not job.
Basilsbest
177 | reloadingisnotahobby Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:02:46pm |
re: #171 Summer
(Sheepish wave) Hi Sarah!!
Yoo Hoo Over hear.../
178 | Mardukhai Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:03:55pm |
I suppose they don't know that the Battle Hymn of the Republic was the anthem of a war against "states rights" and other rightist claptrap...
179 | Big Steve Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:05:02pm |
re: #159 Charles
Oh. My. Goodness.
Even Ed Morrissey is falling for Applause-Gate.
[Link: hotair.com...]
I as at a Houston Astro's game once and they have a board that transcribes the announcer comments for the deaf. Once the announcers said something and the crowd cheered, then the announcer comments appeared on the board and then it said "crowd cheers" and then the crowd cheered again, what was taken as a command to cheer, the the transcriber put up "you don't have to cheer this board!", then the crowd laughed and the transcriber dutifully put up "crowd laughs".
180 | McSpiff Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:05:18pm |
re: #178 Mardukhai
I suppose they don't know that the Battle Hymn of the Republic was the anthem of a war against "states rights" and other rightist claptrap...
Shhh its funnier this way! I can't wait for the "Marching through Georgia" remix! H/T: D_F.
181 | watching you tiny alien kittens are Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:06:04pm |
re: #159 Charles
Oh. My. Goodness.
Even Ed Morrissey is falling for Applause-Gate.
[Link: hotair.com...]
They just don't seem seem to understand that "closed captions" are real time transcriptions and describe the thing people are seeing rather than directing it.
Another moronic nontroversy being promoted by people who (logic dictates) for the most part probably know better. Strange how people continue to follow a person that routinely lies/misleads them about the facts rather than doing a little fact finding on their own.
I guess as long as it fits with want they want to hear they just don't care to know any different.
182 | Mad Prophet Ludwig Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:07:23pm |
re: #171 Summer
Brilliant as always!
183 | reloadingisnotahobby Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:08:17pm |
...And I can't get the "Closed Captions" To work at home!
184 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:08:44pm |
185 | McSpiff Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:09:14pm |
I'M IN CANADA! ITS COLD ENOUGH ALREADY! WHY DO THEY ONLY TURN THE A/C ON IN THE WINTER IN THIS BUILDING!!! ARGGGG
ok, ok, I'm good.
186 | Kid A Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:09:29pm |
re: #179 Big Steve
I live in The Woodlands which is twenty-five miles north of Houston, so I go to Astros games all the time, and I was thinking about that today. It's about halfway up the right-field foul pole next to the pitch count. It transcribes just about everything you (if you were hearing impaired) would need to know.
187 | reloadingisnotahobby Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:11:15pm |
re: #186 Kid A
...Wait..the pitcher takes a moment to adjust his cup...and here's the wind up..
188 | Kid A Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:13:24pm |
re: #187 reloadingisnotahobby
Ha! "First baseman unloads tobaccy from mouth...throws to on-deck circle...winks at gazing female in crowd..."
190 | Tigger2 Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:18:57pm |
I'm speechless all I have is..... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLROTFLMFAO.
191 | engineer cat Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:19:39pm |
i know!
"branded!
cursed as the one who quit
what do you do when you're branded
and you know you're a twit!"
192 | diamonda2u Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:19:58pm |
I can't stop laughing... I'm going to be sick... help call 911
193 | Kronocide Mon, Jan 17, 2011 1:20:39pm |
196 | TedStriker Mon, Jan 17, 2011 3:17:32pm |
re: #40 Slumbering Behemoth
What are these people gonna do with themselves once they realize Palin is unelectable?
There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth...
197 | TedStriker Mon, Jan 17, 2011 3:20:36pm |
re: #159 Charles
Oh. My. Goodness.
Even Ed Morrissey is falling for Applause-Gate.
[Link: hotair.com...]
As we've seen many times before, people with prejudiced and preconceived ideas will find a way to make anything fit their worldview.
198 | TedStriker Mon, Jan 17, 2011 3:21:32pm |
199 | SanFranciscoZionist Mon, Jan 17, 2011 3:42:59pm |
I honestly don't know what to say about this, except, OH GOOD LORD.
200 | SanFranciscoZionist Mon, Jan 17, 2011 3:47:10pm |
re: #8 ralphieboy
She obviously need not wait that long, is that not a bible on the podium in front of the singer?
I think they're in a church. The wooden section attached to the wall behind them is the upright of a cross.
201 | SanFranciscoZionist Mon, Jan 17, 2011 3:51:05pm |
re: #31 mr.fusion
These people actually exist. That's a hard fact for me to accept.
These people are someone's grandparents. That just breaks my heart. While I giggle insanely.
202 | Michael McBacon Mon, Jan 17, 2011 3:57:16pm |
Battle Hymn Remix:
We don't need no Battle Hymn of no Fed. Reload, sister Sarah. We wish you secess!!1
//
203 | SanFranciscoZionist Mon, Jan 17, 2011 3:59:50pm |
re: #141 Slumbering Behemoth
Not even through the first month of 2011, and I already can't wait for 2012 to be over.
Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this. Overwrought political melodrama is my idea of a damn good time.
204 | SanFranciscoZionist Mon, Jan 17, 2011 4:00:22pm |
re: #144 Slumbering Behemoth
What's with the wingnuts always referring to her as "Ms. Palin" and not "Mrs. Palin"?
Wishful thinking?
Does she use the 'Ms.' by choice? They may just be following her preference.
205 | Kid A Mon, Jan 17, 2011 4:20:13pm |
What the hell is the guy doing with his hands at 2:30 of the clip? Is he telling his groupies he's almost finished?
207 | samgak Mon, Jan 17, 2011 7:23:20pm |
Mine eyes are all glazed over from the boredom and the gall
Of these morons who think Palin still has something left in store
She hath lost her marbles badly and her back's against the wall
But her fanbase still clings on
Spare me spare me Sarah Palin
Spare me spare me Sarah Palin
Spare me spare me Sarah Palin
I can not take much more
I have watched her act the fool but still get the approval stamp
From all these no-account right wingers with a-stirrin' in their pants
She so crazy that I think we need to call the amberlamps
Her 15 mins are gone
208 | Decatur Deb Mon, Jan 17, 2011 7:25:01pm |
re: #207 samgak
Mine eyes are all glazed over from the boredom and the gall
Of these morons who think Palin still has something left in store
She hath lost her marbles badly and her back's against the wall
But her fanbase still clings onSpare me spare me Sarah Palin
Spare me spare me Sarah Palin
Spare me spare me Sarah Palin
I can not take much moreI have watched her act the fool but still get the approval stamp
From all these no-account right wingers with a-stirrin' in their pants
She so crazy that I think we need to call the amberlamps
Her 15 mins are gone
Automatic Amberlamps upding.
"But where are the memes of yesteryear?"
209 | hambone Mon, Jan 17, 2011 8:51:14pm |
It's sad in a way. But it's more weird than anything else.
210 | Eclectic Infidel Mon, Jan 17, 2011 9:55:10pm |
The YouTube comments are just precious.
"not a Harvard lawyer"Mediocrity is virtuous.
"throw em' all in jail"
Sarah displays her commitment to American values by advocating complete removal of the legislative branch, just as the Founding Fathers intended.
"coming south to hunt some skunk"
Do you even know what happens when you shoot a skunk? You make the entire area smell like shit for a day. Don't worry, wingnuts; Palin would leave a far greater stench.
"smart enough to go through an open door"
So is 100% of the human race.
PandaAbomination 1 sec ago
They need to hurry up and drink the kool-aid.hazhap 1 minute ago
At the very beginning of the video, is she pulling the microphone out of her ass?devolve42 1 minute ago
Honestly, some things just can't be parodied.zuzukachoo 2 minutes ago
Please tell me these people didn't breed.USEejit 3 minutes ago
Oh my freaking GOD! WTF? I cannot believe this is real.billecorgan 3 minutes ago
The rapture can't come soon enough.cweyer 3 minutes ago
Y'all need to calm down. These people have an excellent point: Sarah Palin, bless her heart, is a positive and majestic force in our world, and she deserves a seat as the most powerful figurehead in the worl...Yeah, sorry, I just wanted to see if I could type that whole thing. I couldn't. EL OH EL this is hilarious.
carlyncampbell 5 minutes ago
This is what is wrong with America. Stupid people and religion.Xaq03 6 minutes ago
211 | HappyWarrior Tue, Jan 18, 2011 1:07:28am |
Hahahhaha, I can't believe this is for real. The disdain for Harvard lawyers is funny too given the fact that if in the event she's elected presidents, she'll have quite a few of them. Buncha dumbasses think she's one of them. What a buncha clueless dummies.