Overnight Open Thread
Sometimes a person has to go a very long distance out of his way to come back a short distance correctly.
— Edward Albee
Sometimes a person has to go a very long distance out of his way to come back a short distance correctly.
— Edward Albee
1 | Dark_Falcon Tue, May 24, 2011 10:34:05pm |
That quote is especially true when you need to approach a painful truth in a roundabout way. Sometimes all that going out of the way is needed to get the person you’re talking to to accept what you are saying.
2 | Lidane Tue, May 24, 2011 10:37:28pm |
Sources: DOJ green-lights John Edwards charges
Sources close to the investigation tell NBC News that the Justice Department has given the green light for criminal charges to be filed against former U.S. Senator and presidential hopeful John Edwards, for alleged violations of campaign finance laws arising from the cover-up of an affair. One source with knowledge of the case says that while prosecutors are moving toward an indictment, it is still possible that a plea agreement could be reached.
3 | Shiplord Kirel Tue, May 24, 2011 10:38:40pm |
(This is in part a re-post from below)
Violent thunderstorms kill 7 in Oklahoma, Kansas
The death toll in Joplin is up to 122. By itself this far exceeds the yearly average for the last half century, yet it is a footnote to the earlier tornado outbreak that killed more than 300 in the southeast.
This is getting to be like a siege. Being here on the drought stricken fringes is like sitting on the walls of a conquered city as barbarians swarm through the streets below.
I managed to talk to a city councilman today about getting the emergency sirens restored in Lubbock. He told me he had looked into it and had been told that the cost would be in the range of $4 million. That seems very high to me but he pointed out that dozens of sirens would be required and they would have to be in vandal proof housings with fail-safe controls. Even that exorbitant figure is a fraction of what the city is spending on its new softball complex, to say nothing of the truly vast amount expended on useless and seemingly endless street projects.
4 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Tue, May 24, 2011 10:43:10pm |
re: #2 Lidane
You know, I am starting to get the impression that dudes who cheat on their wives, while their wives are suffering/dieing from cancer, aren’t the most trustworthy people. But maybe it’s just me.
5 | Kragar Tue, May 24, 2011 10:47:18pm |
re: #4 Slumbering Behemoth
You know, I am starting to get the impression that dudes who cheat on their wives, while their wives are suffering/dieing from cancer, aren’t the most trustworthy people. But maybe it’s just me.
Maybe he should hire Newt as a expert witness.
6 | Shiplord Kirel Tue, May 24, 2011 10:48:24pm |
Tornado warning in Joplin, per CNN. CNN’s Gary Tuchmann is with displaced residents in a public shelter at the college campus there. They have had to move to the basement.
7 | Four More Tears Tue, May 24, 2011 10:52:46pm |
re: #6 Shiplord Kirel
Tornado warning in Joplin, per CNN. CNN’s Gary Tuchmann is with displaced residents in a public shelter at the college campus there. They have had to move to the basement.
Was it live a few minutes ago? It says recorded now.
9 | Irenicum Tue, May 24, 2011 10:53:25pm |
Prayers going out to the folks of Joplin, MO and Oklahoma. And if you can, please help in any way you can. Just terrible.
10 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Tue, May 24, 2011 10:54:09pm |
re: #5 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Maybe he should hire Newt as a expert witness.
“It’s clear that Sen. Edwards loves America so much that…”
11 | Shiplord Kirel Tue, May 24, 2011 10:59:27pm |
re: #7 JasonA
Was it live a few minutes ago? It says recorded now.
I looked for the “recorded” graphic on the earlier one and didn’t see it. The current one is a day time report with Anderson Cooper.
A night scene has come up with Cooper similar to the one at 12:48 but with “recorded” clearly visible. The warning has now been canceled in any case.
12 | laZardo Tue, May 24, 2011 10:59:30pm |
Conspiracy of the moment:
Airliners = modern day slave ships.
/and this is why i have no hope in humanity. :P
13 | Shiplord Kirel Tue, May 24, 2011 11:02:02pm |
re: #12 laZardo
Conspiracy of the moment:
Airliners = modern day slave ships.
/and this is why i have no hope in humanity. :P
What a complete jackass. Among other things, airline passengers are not chained down, the cabin is air-conditioned, and they aren’t in it for weeks at a time.
14 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Tue, May 24, 2011 11:04:13pm |
re: #13 Shiplord Kirel
What a complete jackass. Among other things, airline passengers are not chained down, the cabin is air-conditioned, and they aren’t in it for weeks at a time.
And at least half of the time, they’re heading some place they actually want to go. :)
15 | Four More Tears Tue, May 24, 2011 11:05:18pm |
re: #13 Shiplord Kirel
What a complete jackass. Among other things, airline passengers are not chained down, the cabin is air-conditioned, and they aren’t in it for weeks at a time.
I had a layover at McCarran while on my way to LA once and it was just like Dachau!!!
16 | laZardo Tue, May 24, 2011 11:08:35pm |
re: #13 Shiplord Kirel
What a complete jackass. Among other things, airline passengers are not chained down, the cabin is air-conditioned, and they aren’t in it for weeks at a time.
Could be worse.
Apparently Roswell was Stalin’s fault now.
17 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Tue, May 24, 2011 11:20:28pm |
re: #15 JasonA
Airline bitching. When I was coming back from Europe, I missed the train to the airport, and thus missed my flight (not my fault).
The air line in question was kind enough to hook me up with another flight while waving the usual $150 fee (I had less than a dollar in my pocket). The only problem was, it would be landing about 400 miles from my home. I figured “Good enough. My home country, my home state even. I’ll figure out that 400 mile gap when I get there”.
So after a 12+hour flight, I was still trying to figure out what to do next. Got through check out and customs and all that, and I asked an airport employee which way can I go to have a smoke (keep in mind, over twelve hours without one).
She said, in a very shitty tone, “This is California. You can’t smoke in an airport here”.
I must have lost at least five years off my life resisting the urge to scream “I KNOW WHAT STATE I’M IN YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH! I’M A CALI NATIVE! JUST POINT ME TO A GAWD-DAMN EXIT”!!!
18 | Shiplord Kirel Tue, May 24, 2011 11:22:47pm |
re: #17 Slumbering Behemoth
Airline bitching. When I was coming back from Europe, I missed the train to the airport, and thus missed my flight (not my fault).
The air line in question was kind enough to hook me up with another flight while waving the usual $150 fee (I had less than a dollar in my pocket). The only problem was, it would be landing about 400 miles from my home. I figured “Good enough. My home country, my home state even. I’ll figure out that 400 mile gap when I get there”.
So after a 12+hour flight, I was still trying to figure out what to do next. Got through check out and customs and all that, and I asked an airport employee which way can I go to have a smoke (keep in mind, over twelve hours without one).
She said, in a very shitty tone, “This is California. You can’t smoke in an airport here”.
I must have lost at least five years off my life resisting the urge to scream “I KNOW WHAT STATE I’M IN YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH! I’M A CALI NATIVE! JUST POINT ME TO A GAWD-DAMN EXIT”!!!
The control lobby has had so much success in stamping out alcohol and marijuana, so they are zeroing in on tobacco.
19 | Four More Tears Tue, May 24, 2011 11:23:01pm |
re: #17 Slumbering Behemoth
Heh. While at McCarran I lost fifty bucks in the slot machines :)
20 | Shiplord Kirel Tue, May 24, 2011 11:26:31pm |
re: #16 laZardo
Could be worse.
Apparently Roswell was Stalin’s fault now.
According to varous urban legends, and a few news stories, the Disney theme parks are hellish to work for. A few years ago, I did see a news report that Disneyworld managers had put out a memo threatening to instantly fire any employee who was caught referring to the place as “Mouse-schwitz.” The employees promptly switched to “Duckau.”
21 | SanFranciscoZionist Tue, May 24, 2011 11:28:58pm |
re: #13 Shiplord Kirel
What a complete jackass. Among other things, airline passengers are not chained down, the cabin is air-conditioned, and they aren’t in it for weeks at a time.
I like the comments, though.
Comment 1: First they called for the first class passengers…
Comment 2: Then, they called for business-class, platinum members, and passengers traveling with small children or in need of assistance. We thank you for your patience.
22 | SanFranciscoZionist Tue, May 24, 2011 11:30:38pm |
re: #13 Shiplord Kirel
What a complete jackass. Among other things, airline passengers are not chained down, the cabin is air-conditioned, and they aren’t in it for weeks at a time.
In both cases, attempts are being made to fit a large number of people into a small space in order to make more money.
However, the similarities end there. For example, if you get sick on a flight, they won’t throw you out of the plane to your death to prevent you from infecting the other passengers.
23 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Tue, May 24, 2011 11:37:12pm |
re: #19 JasonA
I once kneed a woman in the head, hard, after a short flight. Totally by accident, mind you.
Poor woman was deathly afraid of flying. She white knuckled it through the whole flight; squeaking, freaking, and clutching herself at even the tiniest thing. I, being a dude who loves to fly when he can, spent the whole flight trying reassure and comfort her. I thought she was going to have a heart attack at one point.
When the plane landed and everyone was getting up to leave, that’s when I nailed her. As I was standing up, she bent down to pick something up, and my knee met her noggin. Hard enough to hurt my knee, even. Again, completely by accident. I apologized, but the poor gal was so relieved to return to terra firma I doubt she would have cared if someone had cut off her hand at that point.
24 | Usually refered to as anyways Tue, May 24, 2011 11:45:06pm |
re: #18 Shiplord Kirel
The control lobby has had so much success in stamping out alcohol and marijuana, so they are zeroing in on tobacco.
Well if you ever get to a point of single payer health care, you will all be paying for smokers to seek expensive treatment for their choice.
Probably eventually targeting obesity and other self inflicted conditions.
I’m sure it will become an issue further down the road.
25 | Sol Berdinowitz Tue, May 24, 2011 11:47:31pm |
re: #18 Shiplord Kirel
The control lobby has had so much success in stamping out alcohol and marijuana, so they are zeroing in on tobacco.
As long as they don’t toss their butts about the place indiscriminately and keep their passive smoke away from me I don’t mind.
Unfortunately, that seems to be the problem a lotof the time.
I simply support with a cigarette tax that helps cover insurance costs due to cigarette-induced illnesses
26 | Four More Tears Tue, May 24, 2011 11:48:28pm |
re: #24 ozbloke
Well if you ever get to a point of single payer health care, you will all be paying for smokers to seek expensive treatment for their choice.
Probably eventually targeting obesity and other self inflicted conditions.
I’m sure it will become an issue further down the road.
As an ex-smoker I’m kinda sympathetic. I just like to imagine a perfect world where its a more controlled substance. Not that you’d need a prescription, but not that could just walk to the corner gas station either.
27 | laZardo Tue, May 24, 2011 11:51:17pm |
re: #20 Shiplord Kirel
According to varous urban legends, and a few news stories, the Disney theme parks are hellish to work for. A few years ago, I did see a news report that Disneyworld managers had put out a memo threatening to instantly fire any employee who was caught referring to the place as “Mouse-schwitz.” The employees promptly switched to “Duckau.”
28 | Sol Berdinowitz Tue, May 24, 2011 11:51:33pm |
re: #26 JasonA
Pretty soon we’d be seeing secret tobacco patches cultivated in the hills of Virginia, surrounded by trip wires and guard dogs…
29 | Usually refered to as anyways Tue, May 24, 2011 11:52:19pm |
re: #26 JasonA
As an ex-smoker I’m kinda sympathetic. I just like to imagine a perfect world where its a more controlled substance. Not that you’d need a prescription, but not that could just walk to the corner gas station either.
I gave up tobacco too, I don’t mind the smell. Smokers don’t bother me.
But I don’t feel society would wish to pay for other peoples habits, particular if they know its harmful, and when its a choice.
30 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Tue, May 24, 2011 11:55:17pm |
re: #25 ralphieboy
As long as they don’t toss their butts about the place indiscriminately
Current smoker here, and I hate that shit as well. Whenever I am out, and there are no ashtrays handy, I rub it out and toss the butt in a garbage can.
I don’t like it when public spaces look like free for all ashtrays, and I refuse to contribute to that.
31 | Usually refered to as anyways Tue, May 24, 2011 11:56:26pm |
re: #28 ralphieboy
Pretty soon we’d be seeing secret tobacco patches cultivated in the hills of Virginia, surrounded by trip wires and guard dogs…
We have a black market in Australia for home/bush grown tobacco.
I don’t have a clue what you guys pay for tobacco in the states, but here a packet of 50g (2oz?) Champion Gold, some filters and papers will set you back about $35AU ($37US). We tax the shit out of it.
32 | Four More Tears Tue, May 24, 2011 11:59:35pm |
re: #28 ralphieboy
Pretty soon we’d be seeing secret tobacco patches cultivated in the hills of Virginia, surrounded by trip wires and guard dogs…
Oh I don’t doubt that at all. Maybe would be a little better than the crap the tobacco companies are putting in peoples’ mouths, though…
33 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Wed, May 25, 2011 12:00:18am |
re: #31 ozbloke
Lately, I’ve been buying six ounce tins (papers included) for about $36USD. And that’s the “cheap” stuff. No wonder y’all got a black market for that stuff.
34 | Usually refered to as anyways Wed, May 25, 2011 12:02:33am |
re: #33 Slumbering Behemoth
Lately, I’ve been buying six ounce tins (papers included) for about $36USD. And that’s the “cheap” stuff. No wonder y’all got a black market for that stuff.
Hey we even have a wiki for it:
Chop Chop
Chop Chop is sometimes viewed as being more healthy than normal, branded tobacco. However, undocumented and very likely false or fake research has suggested that it can contain contaminants such as twigs and pulp from raw cotton, hay, cabbage leaves, grass clippings and chloride products. Though very unlikely, one writer possibly a tobacco company has suggested that Mould and fungi are also commonly found in “chop-chop” samples[citation needed].
Another unsubstantiated claim is that smoking “chop-chop” has the potential to cause greater illness, than branded tobacco and possible fatality in those who use it. This is claimed, largely, to the dense volume of fungal contamination that is usually found in samples of “chop-chop”. Though this is again unlikely not true. These fungi can cause toxic responses in the lungs, liver, kidneys and skin. The illnesses may range from allergic reactions, chronic bronchitis and asthma to lung cancer or legionnaire’s disease.
Smoking “chop-chop”, like smoking manufactured tobacco products, has a cancerous or contaminating effect on every single organ or system in the human body.
35 | SanFranciscoZionist Wed, May 25, 2011 12:04:22am |
re: #22 SanFranciscoZionist
In both cases, attempts are being made to fit a large number of people into a small space in order to make more money.
However, the similarities end there. For example, if you get sick on a flight, they won’t throw you out of the plane to your death to prevent you from infecting the other passengers.
Also, if you go from Africa to Boston on a plane, and decide you don’t like it, you can buy another ticket and go back. Not only won’t they stop you, but they’ll be thrilled to take your money.
And if the airline staff rape or beat you, they will be arrested and prosecuted.
36 | Usually refered to as anyways Wed, May 25, 2011 12:04:25am |
re: #33 Slumbering Behemoth
Lately, I’ve been buying six ounce tins (papers included) for about $36USD. And that’s the “cheap” stuff. No wonder y’all got a black market for that stuff.
Thats cheap.
Thats about the price of our Chop Chop.
We have high taxes in Oz, 23 million people, lots of space, so lots of cost of doing business.
37 | Usually refered to as anyways Wed, May 25, 2011 12:06:09am |
re: #36 ozbloke
Thats cheap.
Thats about the price of our Chop Chop.We have high taxes in Oz, 23 million people, lots of space, so lots of cost of doing business.
91 octane is currently about $6.60 per gallon, two thirds is tax.
38 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Wed, May 25, 2011 12:07:08am |
re: #34 ozbloke
Unless you grow it yourself, you really don’t know what you’re getting. Though I would prefer to take a risk on a licensed product over an illegal one. At the very least, that way I could conceivably sue or have held accountable the producer.
39 | sagehen Wed, May 25, 2011 12:07:27am |
re: #24 ozbloke
Probably eventually targeting obesity and other self inflicted conditions.
I’m sure it will become an issue further down the road.
I bet we could reduce obesity by 20-30% just be eliminating corn subsidies. High fructose corn syrup is in *everything*.
40 | Usually refered to as anyways Wed, May 25, 2011 12:07:51am |
re: #38 Slumbering Behemoth
Unless you grow it yourself, you really don’t know what you’re getting. Though I would prefer to take a risk on a licensed product over an illegal one. At the very least, that way I could conceivably sue or have held accountable the producer.
Well your next of kin might ;)
41 | Usually refered to as anyways Wed, May 25, 2011 12:13:25am |
Timely, heres where we are at.
Labor = Left
Liberal = Right
Roxon continues plain packaging push.
The Federal Government has increased pressure on the Opposition to refuse donations from tobacco companies and to support a bill to force tobacco companies to adopt no-brand cigarette packets.
The Government says the Coalition is reluctant to support the plain packaging legislation because it is addicted to the donations.
The bill has split the Coalition with at least two members reported as threatening to cross the floor and vote with the Government.
Labor stopped accepting donations from cigarette companies in 2004, but the Coalition has been given $1.7 million since that time.
Greens leader Bob Brown will introduce a bill in the Senate designed to prevent tobacco companies donating to political parties or candidates, saying the donations influence policy.
Health Minister Nicola Roxon used Question Time to criticise the Opposition’s attitude to donations and plain packaging, describing tobacco companies as “selling death”.
She said the Cancer Council has released 24 targeted studies taken over the last 20 years which prove that “current packages dilute from the health warning”.
“It shows that packages have an impact on young people and their perception of cigarettes and those that smoke them,” she said.
42 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Wed, May 25, 2011 12:16:22am |
re: #41 ozbloke
no-brand cigarette packets
Divided by the same language and all that, but what does that mean exactly?
43 | Usually refered to as anyways Wed, May 25, 2011 12:16:48am |
Not for the faint hearted.
44 | Usually refered to as anyways Wed, May 25, 2011 12:18:27am |
re: #42 Slumbering Behemoth
Divided by the same language and all that, but what does that mean exactly?
The government wants to force tobacco companies products sold within Australia to have ‘plain packing’, all the same color and no branding.
45 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Wed, May 25, 2011 12:24:50am |
re: #44 ozbloke
Oh, sure. That won’t look a bit like Oceania. Not at all.
46 | Usually refered to as anyways Wed, May 25, 2011 12:25:24am |
re: #41 ozbloke
Timely, heres where we are at.
Labor = Left
Liberal = RightRoxon continues plain packaging push.
If your reading that article, sorry a clarifacation.
Labor = Left
Coalition = RightOur coalition is made up of:
Liberals = Right wing City
Nationals = Right wing Rural
47 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 12:53:04am |
re: #32 JasonA
Oh I don’t doubt that at all. Maybe would be a little better than the crap the tobacco companies are putting in peoples’ mouths, though…
In states with legalized cannabis you will start seeing reverse blunts: joints hollowed out and filled with tobacco…
48 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Wed, May 25, 2011 12:53:58am |
re: #47 ralphieboy
If you outlaw tobacco, only outlaws will have tobacco.
/
49 | laZardo Wed, May 25, 2011 12:59:47am |
These are the actual views held by one particularly vocal advocate on facebook arguing against the reproductive health bill in the Philippine Congress:
The Illuminati is a myth as far as I am concerned but there is definitely a movement which wants to depopulate the world. The UN and the United States are openly endorsing this plan. China’s one child policy is definitely aimed at population reduction.
And yes, he did post a video of the Georgia Guidestones.
hurrdurr~
51 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 1:30:15am |
52 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 1:43:37am |
In honor of all five Lizards on line: the Dave Clarke Five Glad All Over:
55 | freetoken Wed, May 25, 2011 2:02:46am |
Honestly, there are only a few cuts on the ROTK soundtrack that I like. I prefer the soundtracks of the first two movies.
56 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 2:16:47am |
Cannot say that I have ever sat down to listen to a movie soundtrack outside the movie it was connected with.
I noticed that on my DVD of “The Last of the Mohicans” they have an audio track that is all soundtrack - no dialogue. I found that right interesting.
57 | laZardo Wed, May 25, 2011 2:22:03am |
Great news!
My laptop’s 7-year-old ATA/IDE hard drive just turned into a scratchy pile of fuck.
58 | Usually refered to as anyways Wed, May 25, 2011 2:22:59am |
re: #57 laZardo
Great news!
My laptop’s 7-year-old ATA/IDE hard drive just turned into a scratchy pile of fuck.
Bugger, hope you got backups.
59 | laZardo Wed, May 25, 2011 2:28:06am |
re: #58 ozbloke
Bugger, hope you got backups.
Fortunately I only reformatted my comp about a week ago. Everything else got backed up onto a 500GB extra drive I keep lying around.
I’m looking at SATA-ATA/IDE connectors on E-Bay right now and I’m hoping it can fit laptop-size 2.5” hard drives…
60 | Usually refered to as anyways Wed, May 25, 2011 2:28:30am |
Cool story:
Satellite survey unearths lost Egyptian pyramids
A new satellite survey of Egypt has identified 17 lost pyramids and more than 1,000 un-excavated tombs.
The team from the University of Alabama analysed images from satellites orbiting the earth that have infrared cameras which can highlight different materials under the ground.
Satellite archaeologists were able to identify ancient Egyptian houses, temples and tombs made of mud-brick, which is much denser than the surrounding soil.
More than 1,000 tombs and 3,000 ancient settlements have been revealed so far.
Preliminary excavations have already confirmed some of the findings, including the existence of two buried pyramids at Sakkara raising the possibility that it is one of the most important archaeological sites in Egypt.
61 | Usually refered to as anyways Wed, May 25, 2011 2:30:12am |
re: #59 laZardo
Fortunately I only reformatted my comp about a week ago. Everything else got backed up onto a 500GB extra drive I keep lying around.
I’m looking at SATA-ATA/IDE connectors on E-Bay right now and I’m hoping it can fit laptop-size 2.5” hard drives…
I would like to think you won’t be the first to want to do it.
I’d like to think you will find what you need.
Laptop drives are so cheap now compared to 10 years ago.
62 | laZardo Wed, May 25, 2011 2:32:10am |
re: #61 ozbloke
They don’t sell ATA/IDE anymore. So I’m hoping I can get a connector for one of the newer hard drives.
I’m also curious as to whether I’ll have to repurchase my operating system. Is it bound to one specific hard drive or to the computer itself?
63 | Usually refered to as anyways Wed, May 25, 2011 2:36:22am |
re: #62 laZardo
They don’t sell ATA/IDE anymore. So I’m hoping I can get a connector for one of the newer hard drives.
I’m also curious as to whether I’ll have to repurchase my operating system. Is it bound to one specific hard drive or to the computer itself?
If the have an original windows disc and a serial number it will install on any disc.
64 | Usually refered to as anyways Wed, May 25, 2011 2:43:34am |
re: #62 laZardo
They don’t sell ATA/IDE anymore. So I’m hoping I can get a connector for one of the newer hard drives.
I’m also curious as to whether I’ll have to repurchase my operating system. Is it bound to one specific hard drive or to the computer itself?
Sorry, I should say its not bound to either.
But copyright would say you can only have the one copy installed one one computer.
66 | Usually refered to as anyways Wed, May 25, 2011 2:47:13am |
re: #62 laZardo
They don’t sell ATA/IDE anymore. So I’m hoping I can get a connector for one of the newer hard drives.
I’m also curious as to whether I’ll have to repurchase my operating system. Is it bound to one specific hard drive or to the computer itself?
You sure you can’t buy new ide 2.5”drives in the states?
You could get one on ebay.com.au these will ship worldwide.
67 | laZardo Wed, May 25, 2011 2:50:18am |
re: #66 ozbloke
You sure you can’t buy new ide 2.5”drives in the states?
You could get one on ebay.com.au these will ship worldwide.
I’m actually in Manila, so I’m looking on ebay.ph.
The adapters only work for desktops, sadly.
68 | Usually refered to as anyways Wed, May 25, 2011 2:52:01am |
re: #67 laZardo
I’m actually in Manila, so I’m looking on ebay.ph.
The adapters only work for desktops, sadly.
The sellers I linked to will ship worldwide, and are advertised as brand new.
They are IDE, I hope that helps.
69 | laZardo Wed, May 25, 2011 2:52:54am |
re: #64 ozbloke
Sorry, I should say its not bound to either.
But copyright would say you can only have the one copy installed one one computer.
Thanks. I’ll see what I can find, though I’m not sure if I can activate the same copy on a different hard drive.
70 | Usually refered to as anyways Wed, May 25, 2011 2:55:46am |
re: #69 laZardo
Thanks. I’ll see what I can find, though I’m not sure if I can activate the same copy on a different hard drive.
Yes you can.
71 | Usually refered to as anyways Wed, May 25, 2011 2:56:27am |
re: #69 laZardo
Thanks. I’ll see what I can find, though I’m not sure if I can activate the same copy on a different hard drive.
Sorry I should ask is it xp?
If it is, yes you can.
72 | freetoken Wed, May 25, 2011 2:58:34am |
I missed yesterday’s NASA news:
NASA says Spirit rover’s mission on Mars is all but over
Drama-queen robot fell silent in 2010; final effort to regain contact to be made Wednesday
“Drama-queen”??
73 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 3:06:55am |
re: #72 freetoken
I missed yesterday’s NASA news:
NASA says Spirit rover’s mission on Mars is all but over
“Drama-queen”??
It’s just pouting…
74 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 3:12:01am |
Spent the night at a friends house last night. Made a nice dinner. Then got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. They have a cute bench in their hallway which in turn broke my pinky toe on my left foot. Ah, memories.
75 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 3:13:45am |
re: #74 Cannadian Club Akbar
I have broken my pinkie toes so often that they are just fat lumps of scar tissue and bone. I’m a foot fetishist’s nightmare.
76 | laZardo Wed, May 25, 2011 3:14:20am |
re: #71 ozbloke
Sorry I should ask is it xp?
If it is, yes you can.
Yeah, SP1 from the Dell reinstall disc.
Also, I got an interesting quandary. Do I bid up to P2,000 to get 120GB from the UK or pay P3,600 to get a 160GB from Australia?
[note: exchange rate P42-ish to US 1]
77 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 3:16:48am |
re: #76 laZardo
Yeah, SP1 from the Dell reinstall disc.
Also, I got an interesting quandary. Do I bid up to P2,000 to get 120GB from the UK or pay P3,600 to get a 160GB from Australia?
[note: exchange rate P42-ish to US 1]
Really? Math? This early?
/
78 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 3:18:42am |
re: #74 Cannadian Club Akbar
Spent the night at a friends house last night. Made a nice dinner. Then got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. They have a cute bench in their hallway which in turn broke my pinky toe on my left foot. Ah, memories.
Coulda been worse, they could’ve had a nice trunk in the hallway with a lid, which you mistook for the toilet. (it has happened, a drunken houseguest once lifted the lid on my stereo turntable and tried to pee in it, luckily, I caught him in time…)
79 | Usually refered to as anyways Wed, May 25, 2011 3:19:33am |
re: #76 laZardo
Yeah, SP1 from the Dell reinstall disc.
Also, I got an interesting quandary. Do I bid up to P2,000 to get 120GB from the UK or pay P3,600 to get a 160GB from Australia?
[note: exchange rate P42-ish to US 1]
How big was the dead drive, and how much free space did you have on it?
That may be a clue as to what you need.
80 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 3:19:41am |
re: #78 ralphieboy
Coulda been worse, they could’ve had a nice trunk in the hallway with a lid, which you mistook for the toilet. (it has happened, a drunken houseguest once lifted the lid on my stereo turntable and tried to pee in it, luckily, I caught him in time…)
I peed on a roommates end table in his bedroom once. Heh.
81 | laZardo Wed, May 25, 2011 3:21:22am |
re: #79 ozbloke
55GB* w/ 26GB-ish left after installing Adobe CS4, all the service updates and an MMO.
The computer was bogging down at 15-ish prior to reformatting.
*because you never trust the advertised capacity of an HDD. :P
82 | Usually refered to as anyways Wed, May 25, 2011 3:22:07am |
re: #76 laZardo
Yeah, SP1 from the Dell reinstall disc.
Also, I got an interesting quandary. Do I bid up to P2,000 to get 120GB from the UK or pay P3,600 to get a 160GB from Australia?
[note: exchange rate P42-ish to US 1]
Sorry I keep having to do multiple posts. I’m multitasking but not very well apparently.
Also if you go big, you may want to check that the bios will handle the 160gb drive.
83 | Usually refered to as anyways Wed, May 25, 2011 3:26:29am |
re: #81 laZardo
55GB* w/ 26GB-ish left after installing Adobe CS4, all the service updates and an MMO.
The computer was bogging down at 15-ish prior to reformatting.
*because you never trust the advertised capacity of an HDD. :P
You may want to stay with the smaller one, you could do a search on google with the make and model, you may find they came with multiple sizes.
Also re hdd sizes, when you format the drive space is used up with FAT (File Allocation Tables), its like a table of contents for the files on the disk.
The formated drive can only hold X amount of files. Each index holder requires about 4k of reserved space.
The larger the drive, the more files can be stored.
84 | Usually refered to as anyways Wed, May 25, 2011 3:28:47am |
re: #83 ozbloke
You may want to stay with the smaller one, you could do a search on google with the make and model, you may find they came with multiple sizes.
Also re hdd sizes, when you format the drive space is used up with FAT (File Allocation Tables), its like a table of contents for the files on the disk.
The formated drive can only hold X amount of files. Each index holder requires about 4k of reserved space.The larger the drive, the more files can be stored.
Side note:
When you delete a file, only the index pointer from the FAT is cleared.
Thats why and how data can be retrieved from a formatted disk.
The format clears the indexes but the data still resides on the disk.
85 | sattv4u2 Wed, May 25, 2011 3:54:24am |
re: #80 Cannadian Club Akbar
I peed on a roommates end table in his bedroom once. Heh.
Bigger question
What were you doing in HIS bedroom!!
NTTAWWT!!!
86 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 3:56:45am |
re: #85 sattv4u2
It’s been a while since I’ve been on the blog this early. Now I remember why!
/
87 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 3:58:37am |
like being the last living cells in a dying body…
88 | sattv4u2 Wed, May 25, 2011 4:00:01am |
re: #86 Cannadian Club Akbar
It’s been a while since I’ve been on the blog this early. Now I remember why!
/
Did you have the 2nd interview yet?
89 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 4:01:25am |
I’m thinking of applying for a job but saw the same Craig’s List ad in another state. Googled the company and came up with 9 of first 10 results in the search. Thoughts?
90 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 4:02:33am |
re: #88 sattv4u2
Did you have the 2nd interview yet?
Yes. I think he makes his decision today. If it’s today, I still have a chance. If he meant last Wednesday, send money for food.:)
91 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 4:03:05am |
92 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 4:03:53am |
re: #91 Obdicut
Sounds scammy to me.
Where are you located again?
I’m in Florida. The job is in Antarctica.
93 | sattv4u2 Wed, May 25, 2011 4:04:47am |
re: #92 Cannadian Club Akbar
I’m in Florida. The job is in Antarctica.
I have a slightly used ski parka I can loan you
But I’ll need it back by the time I go skiing this winter
94 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 4:05:41am |
re: #93 sattv4u2
I have a slightly used ski parka I can loan you
But I’ll need it back by the time I go skiing this winter
Summer down there is August/Sept-Feb. Got any tanning lotion?
95 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 4:05:59am |
re: #92 Cannadian Club Akbar
I’m in Florida. The job is in Antarctica.
Oh, one of those. Those aren’t scams, but they can really take a toll on you.
You’re a cook, right?
96 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 4:06:49am |
re: #95 Obdicut
Oh, one of those. Those aren’t scams, but they can really take a toll on you.
You’re a cook, right?
I can apply for that position but would be looking for a supervisors position.
97 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 4:09:59am |
Ratheyon is the apparent contract.
98 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 4:10:47am |
re: #92 Cannadian Club Akbar
I’m in Florida. The job is in Antarctica.
That would be pretty cool, actually. If I wasn’t tethered by wifekidsdoghouse, I’d love to do something like that.
99 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 4:11:21am |
re: #98 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
That would be pretty cool, actually. If I wasn’t tethered by wifekidsdoghouse, I’d love to do something like that.
You live in a doghouse?
/
100 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 4:11:30am |
re: #96 Cannadian Club Akbar
I can apply for that position but would be looking for a supervisors position.
Ah, okay. So there are scams related to Antarctic jobs, but I also have a few friends who’ve done them. Basically, if the company is asking for any money up front, any fee, anything like that, it’s probably a scam.
[Link: ak.thebeehive.org…]
101 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 4:12:32am |
Is it me? Or does that kid who won AI look like Alfred E. Newman?
102 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 4:13:40am |
re: #100 Obdicut
I haven’t printed out the application yet but I know not to give out SS#/DL#/etc. And thanks for the link.
104 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 4:15:05am |
re: #101 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Image: scotty-mccreery-american-idol.jpg
You’re onto something there.
105 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 4:18:45am |
re: #103 Cannadian Club Akbar
They look legit. See here:
[Link: www.seattlepi.com…]
One of their employees was embezzling, and they prosecuted him. That’s actually a good sign that they’re legit; if they weren’t, they wouldn’t want the court attention that comes with such a case.
I’d say go for it.
106 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 4:20:17am |
re: #99 Cannadian Club Akbar
You live in a doghouse?
/
Why, yes. Yes I do.
In a way. I live in a house that is absolutely maintained for the comfort and security of a dog.
107 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 4:21:05am |
re: #105 Obdicut
Cool. Thanks again. I’ll fax them my stuff later. One thing I love about this place is get can vet a subject fast!:)
108 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 4:22:29am |
re: #107 Cannadian Club Akbar
Cool. Thanks again. I’ll fax them my stuff later. One thing I love about this place is we can vet a subject fast!:)
109 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 4:22:35am |
re: #107 Cannadian Club Akbar
And at the South Pole you won’t have to deal with Santa and those freakin’ elves (I hear they’re teh ghey.)
110 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 4:23:29am |
re: #109 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
And at the South Pole you won’t have to deal with Santa and those freakin’ elves (I hear they’re teh ghey.)
They hump your leg. That’s why you never, ever buy them step ladders.
111 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 4:23:49am |
112 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 4:24:45am |
re: #111 Obdicut
Why would you say that?
Look at the 2nd elf standing from the right. I think he’s warming up for his turn.
114 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 4:25:20am |
The one workplace I ever worked in that was majority gay men was also one of my favorite workplaces. Since I was the only straight guy there I got to be the arbiter in a lot of debates on a, er, wide variety of topics.
115 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 4:25:59am |
re: #111 Obdicut
It’d be great if that was some high school swim team’s Christmas Photo.
116 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 4:26:25am |
re: #112 Cannadian Club Akbar
I like how the guy in the far back can’t even be bothered to flex and suck in his stomach for the camera. He looks pissed off. Pissed off, half-naked, and wearing a Santa hat. I call that “Sunday.”
117 | Ericus58 Wed, May 25, 2011 4:26:41am |
re: #111 Obdicut
Why would you say that?
For some reason, I mis-read that jpg title as “gay-christian-elves”….. odd.
/
118 | Vicious Babushka Wed, May 25, 2011 4:27:37am |
119 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 4:29:52am |
I GISed for “Extremely heterosexual Elf” and this is my favorite result:
120 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 4:34:58am |
re: #118 Alouette
I hate hippies sooo much… Read that the other day and have been pissed since.
121 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 4:35:44am |
Woman allegedly kills baby, blames dad for sexual abuse.
Baez went on to allege that Casey was a natural liar because she had spent her life covering up sexual abuse by her father, which began — he claimed — when she was 8. Baez said Casey’s brother also took part in the abuse, so much so that the FBI performed a paternity test on Caylee to see if he was the father.
122 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 4:36:25am |
Roses are red.
Voilets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
123 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 4:41:40am |
re: #122 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Roses are red.
Voilets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
I am SO using that!!
124 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 4:43:01am |
re: #122 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Okay, but I charge extra for scenario play like that.
125 | Flounder Wed, May 25, 2011 4:43:45am |
Any Napolean Dynamite fans may like this story:
[Link: www.bbc.co.uk…]
Favorite line: “My lips hurt real bad”
126 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 4:45:18am |
re: #118 Alouette
Many people found it strange that we never asked doctor to tell us what the gender of our expected children were
I just figger that I was at an age when life did not hold a lot of suprises (Christmas and birthday consisted of me odering my present and having my wife wrap it for me) so we just decided to wait until the kid popped.
127 | Vicious Babushka Wed, May 25, 2011 4:46:08am |
re: #120 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
I hate hippies sooo much… Read that the other day and have been pissed since.
Kids want and need to have an identity, to belong to something. I’m guessing these same parents think I am a hardened criminal because all my sons were circumcised when they were 8 days old.
128 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 4:47:43am |
re: #126 ralphieboy
Many people found it strange that we never asked doctor to tell us what the gender of our expected children were
I just figger that I was at an age when life did not hold a lot of suprises (Christmas and birthday consisted of me odering my present and having my wife wrap it for me) so we just decided to wait until the kid popped.
nothing wrong with not knowing the sex of your child until birth. It’s kinda like Christmas except you don’t throw away the wrapping.
129 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 4:48:03am |
re: #118 Alouette
just a case of cultural and social overcompensation.
face it, there was a time when gender roles were a heckuva lot stricter than they are now, although we still have people blowing their top over boys getting their toenails painted pink
131 | laZardo Wed, May 25, 2011 4:52:00am |
re: #84 ozbloke
Side note:
When you delete a file, only the index pointer from the FAT is cleared.
Thats why and how data can be retrieved from a formatted disk.
The format clears the indexes but the data still resides on the disk.
“The internet is like a gun. Just point, click, and shit your pants while waiting for the cops to show up!”
132 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 4:54:46am |
re: #127 Alouette
I have a friend who was actually born intersexed, and it’s been a source of a lot of trauma and pain. He wishes people and society in general was more accepting of intersexed people and those without what we’d call a coherent gender, but to intentionally inflict that on a child is kind of bizarre. Why put your kid through that if you don’t have to?
133 | iossarian Wed, May 25, 2011 4:55:25am |
re: #129 ralphieboy
just a case of cultural and social overcompensation.
face it, there was a time when gender roles were a heckuva lot stricter than they are now, although we still have people blowing their top over boys getting their toenails painted pink
Add to that the disturbing stuff that people will encourage little girls to wear (trainer bras for the toddler set, anyone?).
I’m all for a little relaxing of gender stereotypes in the young.
134 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 4:56:00am |
re: #129 ralphieboy
Pink used to be the masculine color. Those kind of things are in constant flux.
135 | sagehen Wed, May 25, 2011 4:56:26am |
re: #72 freetoken
I missed yesterday’s NASA news:
NASA says Spirit rover’s mission on Mars is all but over
“Drama-queen”??
136 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 4:56:36am |
re: #134 Obdicut
Pink used to be the masculine color. Those kind of things are in constant flux.
Now we call it salmon.
137 | laZardo Wed, May 25, 2011 4:57:39am |
re: #134 Obdicut
Pink used to be the masculine color. Those kind of things are in constant flux.
138 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 4:58:16am |
139 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 4:58:27am |
140 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:00:34am |
re: #132 Obdicut
Because you’re (meaning them) a stupid dirty evil hippie.
141 | iossarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:00:57am |
re: #132 Obdicut
I have a friend who was actually born intersexed, and it’s been a source of a lot of trauma and pain. He wishes people and society in general was more accepting of intersexed people and those without what we’d call a coherent gender, but to intentionally inflict that on a child is kind of bizarre. Why put your kid through that if you don’t have to?
It’s a fine line to tread, I agree. In terms of the specific article posted above, I would say that there are pros and cons.
Pro:
- relatives don’t immediately start plying the kids with their view of what a little boy or girl needs to be “like”
Con:
- possible confusion in the child over how to process emotions without a normalizing gender structure
I guess I’d want an actual child psychologist to evaluate the significance of the latter (or indeed to flag any other potential problems). I didn’t think the content of the article was much to worry about though.
143 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:04:44am |
re: #141 iossarian
I see nothing healthy about it. Not a child psychiatrist or anything, but identity is important.
But, I guess it’s okay. The child will hate his/her parents soon enough.
145 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 5:07:37am |
re: #144 tnguitarist
Sherrif Joe is known for leaning very hard on anyone who attempts to cast aspersions on his law-and-order image.
146 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:07:47am |
re: #144 tnguitarist
Prolly not. He’s an action guy.
147 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 5:08:24am |
re: #141 iossarian
I think that they’re just going to immediately fail, since they can’t control what other people see their kid as. Unless the kid really is intersexed, in which case they’re actually being quite reasonable.
148 | laZardo Wed, May 25, 2011 5:08:34am |
re: #143 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
I see nothing healthy about it. Not a child psychiatrist or anything, but identity is important.
But, I guess it’s okay. The child will hate his/her parents soon enough.
Could be worse. We have a very binary macho culture here in The P.I. Either you’re a man or you’re O-U-T.
[for emphasis.]
149 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:09:06am |
re: #144 tnguitarist
I wouldn’t want to get caught crossing that guy. He knows how to make people disappear, I’ll bet.
150 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 5:10:15am |
re: #144 tnguitarist
We had a task force here that stole money from coke dealers. The state had to drop around 300 cases, including 2 people I played baseball with as a kid.
151 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:10:28am |
re: #148 laZardo
So, if there was a crime show about the Philippine Islands, it would be called, “The P.I. (in color)”
152 | tnguitarist Wed, May 25, 2011 5:11:31am |
re: #149 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
It wouldn’t surprise me if it ever came out that he had ‘disappeared’ some immigrants.
153 | iossarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:11:54am |
re: #147 Obdicut
I think that they’re just going to immediately fail, since they can’t control what other people see their kid as. Unless the kid really is intersexed, in which case they’re actually being quite reasonable.
Yeah, I don’t think the actual “we’re not telling you” method is really going to work.
On the other hand, if it’s an effective way of telling your relatives not to buy your kids guns or barbies, sign me up.
154 | Vicious Babushka Wed, May 25, 2011 5:13:08am |
re: #153 iossarian
Yeah, I don’t think the actual “we’re not telling you” method is really going to work.
On the other hand, if it’s an effective way of telling your relatives not to buy your kids guns or barbies, sign me up.
Let the girls play with the guns and let the boys play with the barbies.
/that sounded terrible
155 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 5:13:30am |
re: #145 ralphieboy
Sherrif Joe is known for leaning very hard on anyone who attempts to cast aspersions on his law-and-order image.
There was a case of someone trying to bring to light some charges against him, he ordered a sherrif’s patrol car to park on their street and keep them under “observation” 24/7.
Thug tactics.
156 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 5:13:50am |
re: #150 Cannadian Club Akbar
We had a task force here that stole money from coke dealers. The state had to drop around 300 cases, including 2 people I played baseball with as a kid.
Actually, only 100 charges. My bad.
[Link: www.sptimes.com…]
157 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 5:15:07am |
re: #154 Alouette
Let the girls play with the guns and let the boys play with the barbies.
/that sounded terrible
Split the difference. Barbies with guns.:)
158 | tnguitarist Wed, May 25, 2011 5:15:44am |
159 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:16:29am |
re: #153 iossarian
Yeah, I don’t think the actual “we’re not telling you” method is really going to work.
On the other hand, if it’s an effective way of telling your relatives not to buy your kids guns or barbies, sign me up.
As soon as that kid becomes sentient it is going to start shouting, “I’m a boy, dammit!” or “I’m a girl, dammit!”
160 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 5:16:46am |
161 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 5:16:57am |
162 | Decatur Deb Wed, May 25, 2011 5:17:05am |
re: #134 Obdicut
Pink used to be the masculine color. Those kind of things are in constant flux.
Pinks
Women normally wore black.
164 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 5:19:06am |
165 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:19:23am |
re: #157 Cannadian Club Akbar
Split the difference. Barbies with guns.:)
They will fight for hot doll freedom
As they hold their blonde heads high
They will live free in Malibu; or die…
Doll’s with guns…
166 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 5:19:41am |
Our cousin Eddie was growing up with what was considered an “unhealthy” interest in girly toys.
So for his 8th birthday he was given tons of GI Joes, toy guns, bazookas, greanades, etc…
I sat there drooling over the stuff, he was obviously unimpressed.
Cousin Eddie is now openly gay and working as a male nurse in Chicago.
167 | iossarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:21:29am |
re: #154 Alouette
Let the girls play with the guns and let the boys play with the barbies.
/that sounded terrible
Quite happy to let my kids play with toys of any kind as long as they keep the damaging psychological influences to a minimum (and yes, this is a subjective decision, obviously).
I was talking to a woman who said “but we all played with barbies growing up”, meaning there’s nothing wrong with them.
This was a woman who has been hospitalized multiple times due to eating disorders.
Hence, limited barbies, no bratz. You have to draw the line somewhere. As much as anything else, your kids have to realize that you draw the line somewhere, and why.
168 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:22:08am |
169 | William Barnett-Lewis Wed, May 25, 2011 5:26:59am |
re: #159 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
As soon as that kid becomes sentient it is going to start shouting, “I’m a boy, dammit!” or “I’m a girl, dammit!”
Like this?
170 | iossarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:30:37am |
re: #169 wlewisiii
Great song. Between The Who and “This Be The Verse”, we’ve pretty much dealt with this subject.
171 | Feline Fearless Leader Wed, May 25, 2011 5:31:20am |
re: #118 Alouette
Given a big enough population you have to realize that someone eventually will take Gilbert & Sullivan to be a child raising guide…
;)
172 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:32:22am |
re: #166 ralphieboy
My best friend’s (Uber-macho) son turned out to be gay.
When he “came out” he was expecting his dad to just freak… My friend said, “I just want you to be happy.”
It was disappointing to the kid.
Sometimes it’s fun to be a parent.
173 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:33:27am |
re: #166 ralphieboy
Really. Who doesn’t have a cousin Eddie?
174 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 5:34:16am |
re: #173 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Really. Who doesn’t have a cousin Eddie?
I don’t. But I have a cousin Kim, who is a guy and not gay.
175 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:34:19am |
176 | Vicious Babushka Wed, May 25, 2011 5:34:54am |
re: #172 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
My best friend’s (Uber-macho) son turned out to be gay.
When he “came out” he was expecting his dad to just freak… My friend said, “I just want you to be happy.”
It was disappointing to the kid.
Sometimes it’s fun to be a parent.
The gay child carefully rehearses a grand Coming Out at a significant family gathering, usually Thanksgiving, Christmas, Passover, Groundhog Day, Grandma’s 90th Birthday, whatever.
Gets up and emotionally announces Teh Gayness.
Everybody shrugs, mutters “we knew it all along,” passes the potatoes, continue munching.
177 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:35:09am |
re: #174 Cannadian Club Akbar
I used to know a guy named Kim (not Asian, either)… he wasn’t gay.
But he hated his name.
178 | Vicious Babushka Wed, May 25, 2011 5:36:08am |
re: #177 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
I used to know a guy named Kim (not Asian, either)… he wasn’t gay.
But he hated his name.
My parents gave me a gender-neutral name. I don’t hate it, but I prefer to go by my Hebrew name.
179 | Decatur Deb Wed, May 25, 2011 5:36:30am |
Both our boys craved anything that could shoot, cut, burn or fly. Both girls basically ignored dolls. Consequences—3 grandkids, no axe murderers.
180 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 5:36:31am |
re: #176 Alouette
The gay child carefully rehearses a grand Coming Out at a significant family gathering, usually Thanksgiving, Christmas, Passover, Groundhog Day, Grandma’s 90th Birthday, whatever.
Gets up and emotionally announces Teh Gayness.
Everybody shrugs, mutters “we knew it all along,” passes the potatoes, continue munching.
I would demand the guy coming out perform a show tune for me. But then again, I’m an asshole.:)
181 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:38:22am |
re: #176 Alouette
Pretty much…
He’s been singing show-tunes for years… his mom’s a Diva… (I love her, but she’s a diva)… I do not see her ever raising a straight son.
I have another friend who was obviously gay, and once I asked him (before I knew him well), “So, you’re gay, right?”… He raised his eyebrows, looked at me and said, “My mother could never raise a straight son.”
This is one of those moms. Her daughter? Straight and promiscuous.
183 | Flounder Wed, May 25, 2011 5:40:02am |
I didn’t realize this young man passed away: [Link: en.wikipedia.org…]
Sad story on gender reassignment. I remember watching a show about him, PBS maybe.
184 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 5:40:07am |
me and my brother were talking to each other about what makes a man a man…
[Link: www.dailymotion.com…]
185 | Vicious Babushka Wed, May 25, 2011 5:40:46am |
re: #179 Decatur Deb
Both our boys craved anything that could shoot, cut, burn or fly. Both girls basically ignored dolls. Consequences—3 grandkids, no axe murderers.
My middle daughter was raised with a bunch of brothers, quite the tomboy. When she had her own daughter, she wasn’t particularly keen on pinkness and girly stuff.
BUT, by the time she was one year old, my granddaughter decided to pick out her own shoes. We took her to a shoe store, and she wanted the pink girly ones with the flowers all over them. When we tried to put on other shoes, she curled up her little toes and screamed until we bought her the ones that she picked out.
She also loved to decorate herself with jewelry.
My daughter thinks it comes from her great grandmother (my mother-in-law)
186 | Feline Fearless Leader Wed, May 25, 2011 5:41:27am |
187 | Semper Fi Wed, May 25, 2011 5:42:00am |
re: #180 Cannadian Club Akbar
I would demand the guy coming out perform a show tune for me. But then again, I’m an asshole.:)
My first laugh of the day. May there be many more…
thx
188 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 5:43:54am |
re: #186 oaktree
Nothing to be confused about it. Somebody calculated that they would be able to move enough units of it to justify production and marketing costs, so they produced it.
189 | Decatur Deb Wed, May 25, 2011 5:45:41am |
re: #185 Alouette
My middle daughter was raised with a bunch of brothers, quite the tomboy. When she had her own daughter, she wasn’t particularly keen on pinkness and girly stuff.
BUT, by the time she was one year old, my granddaughter decided to pick out her own shoes. We took her to a shoe store, and she wanted the pink girly ones with the flowers all over them. When we tried to put on other shoes, she curled up her little toes and screamed until we bought her the ones that she picked out.
She also loved to decorate herself with jewelry.
My daughter thinks it comes from her great grandmother (my mother-in-law)
I was given a new female intern to mentor at one of our arsenals. She was the total 1970s liberated ideal—sharp, all business, not butch, but not given to feminine wiles. Until I took her to our safety store to select a pair of shoes…
190 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:45:58am |
re: #188 ralphieboy
Hey, hey Ralphie? Have you seen “Antijoke.com”?
191 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:47:50am |
re: #185 Alouette
A good friend of mine (from the old days) is an unrepentant uber-hippie, his wife is the same. Has two kids.
Boy wears a tie to school, daughter refuses to go anywhere unless in frilly girly stuff.
I love seeing them.
193 | Feline Fearless Leader Wed, May 25, 2011 5:49:09am |
re: #188 ralphieboy
Nothing to be confused about it. Somebody calculated that they would be able to move enough units of it to justify production and marketing costs, so they produced it.
My sister-in-law is from Southeast Asia. I think Hello Kitty! and the good luck cats have already saturated the markets there and are basically universally known. I think that image and the associated mindset just did not jive with her when combined with an assault rifle.
And cultural mixes like this disrupt her great desire for orderliness and organization - everything and everyone in their place and role. So conflicts like this that amuse my brother and I due to the inherent ridiculousness of their content cause her discomfort I guess since they do not fit the expected Venn diagram of life correctly.
194 | Decatur Deb Wed, May 25, 2011 5:49:12am |
re: #191 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
A good friend of mine (from the old days) is an unrepentant uber-hippie, his wife is the same. Has two kids.
Boy wears a tie to school, daughter refuses to go anywhere unless in frilly girly stuff.
I love seeing them.
Skips generations. Mad Magazine bit a bit on that in the 60’s, with a beatnik and his ‘grand-beats’.
195 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 5:49:40am |
re: #176 Alouette
Well, except in the families where the kid announces that they were gay and their parents beat them, kick them out in the street, or force them to go to gay education camps. Your scenario is a nice one, but unfortunately the amount of abuse and rejection gay kids experience is immense. A lot of the homeless kids I worked with back in the day had been kicked out by their asshole parents.
And many parents can never deal with the fact that their kids are gay. They just can’t even face it. Sad.
196 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:49:57am |
re: #176 Alouette
The gay child carefully rehearses a grand Coming Out at a significant family gathering, usually Thanksgiving, Christmas, Passover, Groundhog Day, Grandma’s 90th Birthday, whatever.
Gets up and emotionally announces Teh Gayness.
Everybody shrugs, mutters “we knew it all along,” passes the potatoes, continue munching.
Saw a comic once, said that his Grandmother “came out at Thanksgiving” sitting the entree platter down with…. “Here’s your Turkey, I’m a dyke…”
197 | reine.de.tout Wed, May 25, 2011 5:50:18am |
re: #191 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
A good friend of mine (from the old days) is an unrepentant uber-hippie, his wife is the same. Has two kids.
Boy wears a tie to school, daughter refuses to go anywhere unless in frilly girly stuff.
I love seeing them.
heh.
I never liked a lot of frilly girly stuff decorating my clothes.
My daughter prefers to dress comfortably - sweatpants, t-shirt, comfy shoes.
UNTIL she goes to some formal school event - then, the dress has to have ribbons, bows, all sorts of frilly stuff, and the shoes, oh my - the shoes! Must be girly girly = high heals, with adornment, etc. I love shopping with her for her going-out clothes.
199 | Decatur Deb Wed, May 25, 2011 5:50:42am |
re: #195 Obdicut
Well, except in the families where the kid announces that they were gay and their parents beat them, kick them out in the street, or force them to go to gay education camps. Your scenario is a nice one, but unfortunately the amount of abuse and rejection gay kids experience is immense. A lot of the homeless kids I worked with back in the day had been kicked out by their asshole parents.
And many parents can never deal with the fact that their kids are gay. They just can’t even face it. Sad.
Half the art of Life is picking your parents carefully.
200 | Feline Fearless Leader Wed, May 25, 2011 5:51:16am |
re: #191 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
A good friend of mine (from the old days) is an unrepentant uber-hippie, his wife is the same. Has two kids.
Boy wears a tie to school, daughter refuses to go anywhere unless in frilly girly stuff.
I love seeing them.
So hippie children “rebel” by getting business degrees and becoming stockbrokers?
201 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:51:36am |
re: #195 Obdicut
Here we are, having a nice conversation and you come in an piss in our cornflakes…
/
202 | iossarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:52:29am |
Not to change the subject, but does anyone have thoughts on the Bitcoin asset bubble that seems to be ongoing at the moment?
Slashdot has an article up about guys getting raided for indoor pot farms, and it turns out they’re farming Bitcoins instead.
It looks like Tulips all over again to me.
203 | Vicious Babushka Wed, May 25, 2011 5:52:41am |
re: #195 Obdicut
Well, except in the families where the kid announces that they were gay and their parents beat them, kick them out in the street, or force them to go to gay education camps. Your scenario is a nice one, but unfortunately the amount of abuse and rejection gay kids experience is immense. A lot of the homeless kids I worked with back in the day had been kicked out by their asshole parents.
And many parents can never deal with the fact that their kids are gay. They just can’t even face it. Sad.
I’m just describing how it might go down in my family. And as you know, I am an extremist religious fanatic on the level of Harold Camping.
//The world will end as soon as you send me all your money!
204 | iossarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:53:43am |
re: #203 Alouette
I’m just describing how it might go down in my family. And as you know, I am an extremist religious fanatic on the level of Harold Camping.
//The world will end as soon as you send me all your money!
So… if I don’t want the world to end, I don’t send you any money?
It’s a twofer!
205 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 5:53:55am |
re: #202 iossarian
Not to change the subject, but does anyone have thoughts on the Bitcoin asset bubble that seems to be ongoing at the moment?
Slashdot has an article up about guys getting raided for indoor pot farms, and it turns out they’re farming Bitcoins instead.
It looks like Tulips all over again to me.
We grow REAL pot here.
206 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 5:54:37am |
re: #201 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Out of about fifty kids I worked with, five of them killed themselves, too. When your parents reject you, that’s about the worst thing in the world.
Suicide rates among gays are directly tied to the acceptance of homosexuality in the surrounding culture, as well.
207 | Decatur Deb Wed, May 25, 2011 5:55:03am |
re: #200 oaktree
So hippie children “rebel” by getting business degrees and becoming stockbrokers?
Doesn’t track well. Many of the hippies themselves wound up as stockbrokers, computer CEOs and televangelists. Maybe their kids will be post-post-modern cool.
208 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:55:31am |
re: #192 ralphieboy
The whole idea is to read like your post. A joke set-up, with a non-punchline punchline.
Like…
Why does “hello kitty” produce a machine gun?
Because “hello kitty’s” marketing thinks people will buy it.
209 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 5:55:35am |
re: #203 Alouette
I still have a friend in the closet who lives in San Francisco. I have no clue why he hasn’t come out. It gets a little ridiculous on occasion, having to pretend he’s not.
210 | Feline Fearless Leader Wed, May 25, 2011 5:55:46am |
re: #203 Alouette
I’m just describing how it might go down in my family. And as you know, I am an extremist religious fanatic on the level of Harold Camping.
//The world will end as soon as you send me all your money!
“And the Lord said: Get me eighteen million dollars by the weekend! Jesus told me that!”
Name that song! :)
211 | iossarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:56:39am |
re: #209 Obdicut
I still have a friend in the closet who lives in San Francisco. I have no clue why he hasn’t come out. It gets a little ridiculous on occasion, having to pretend he’s not.
Isn’t being in the closet in SF the equivalent of being out in Tulsa?
212 | Decatur Deb Wed, May 25, 2011 5:57:59am |
re: #211 iossarian
Isn’t being in the closet in SF the equivalent of being out in Tulsa?
Closet Chic.
213 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 5:58:13am |
re: #208 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
the Hello Kitty have probably compiled a comprehensive list of the things that they can sell by slapping a Hello Kitty on it.
Although the list of things they could not sell would probably be shorter…
214 | iossarian Wed, May 25, 2011 5:58:14am |
re: #208 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
I just looked at anti-joke.com and … they’re all real jokes.
Disappointed.
215 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 6:00:12am |
re: #214 iossarian
Australians are good at anti-jokes:
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
-A stick.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
-It was dead.
216 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 6:00:54am |
re: #208 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
I like realistic jokes.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
” Would you like an ice pack? “
A duck walks into a bar…Animal control is promptly called, the duck is then taken to a near by park and released.
A Blonde and a Brunette jump off a tall building at the same time. Who hits the ground first?Both of them hit the ground at the same time. Hair colour doesn’t affect acceleration due to gravity.
How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house?You don’t, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbors saw him. I wouldn’t worry about it, really.
218 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 6:04:35am |
219 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:05:32am |
re: #217 ralphieboy
So a baby harp seal walks into a club
Did you hear about the dyslexic cop who spent Saturday night handing out IUD’s?
220 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 6:05:55am |
What do you call Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis?
-Endless love!
221 | iossarian Wed, May 25, 2011 6:05:57am |
re: #216 Obdicut
Those are good, especially the Blonde/Brunette one.
I like surreal jokes:
Joseph and Mary are just cleaning up after the shepherds have been, when there’s a knock at the door. Joseph opens it to find two hippopotami outside.
“What do you want?” he asks.
“We’re the three wise men, and we’ve come for the presents.”
222 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 6:06:57am |
re: #219 Cannadian Club Akbar
What does an insomniac dyslexic athiest do?
-Sits up all night wondering if there is a dog
223 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 6:09:27am |
re: #221 iossarian
How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her
224 | iossarian Wed, May 25, 2011 6:11:01am |
Two penguins are in a bath. One says: “Pass the soap.”
The other replies: “What do you take me for, a transistor radio?”
226 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:15:27am |
5 out of 4 people don’t understand fractions.
227 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:15:56am |
re: #226 Cannadian Club Akbar
5 out of 4 people don’t understand fractions.
4 out of 5 people make up 80% of the population.
228 | Feline Fearless Leader Wed, May 25, 2011 6:16:34am |
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who do not.
229 | FemNaziBitch Wed, May 25, 2011 6:16:58am |
It’s a dark and stormy morning.
HOw is life where you are?
230 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 6:17:19am |
re: #216 Obdicut
Those are examples of Anti-jokes.
231 | FemNaziBitch Wed, May 25, 2011 6:17:36am |
re: #226 Cannadian Club Akbar
5 out of 4 people don’t understand fractions.
I bet every time they cut a pie, they get the biggest piece.
232 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 6:17:53am |
why is a mouse when it spins?
why do geese fly more north than in winter?
235 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 6:18:49am |
re: #218 Obdicut
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new house?
No.
Well, it’s really nice.
I’ll be Stevie Wonder saves a fortune on light bulbs.
236 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:18:50am |
Any twelve people who can’t get themselves out of jury duty are not my peers.
238 | iossarian Wed, May 25, 2011 6:21:36am |
Slightly different humor vector, but Eddie Murphy’s material on Stevie Wonder is here:
“I will fuck you up!”
239 | darthstar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:22:01am |
Mornin’ everyone…I see we’re telling bad jokes. I used to like telling the joke about the gay burglar (Couldn’t blow the safe so he went down on the elevator) but it does offend some people so it sits on the back shelves of my mind collecting dust.
240 | lawhawk Wed, May 25, 2011 6:22:52am |
Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Mrs. Teevee: [as Mr. Wonka drinks the formula] That’s 105%!
Mr. Beauregarde: Any good?
Willy Wonka: [smacks his lips, then speaks thinly] Yes.
241 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:23:17am |
If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant.
242 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 6:23:20am |
I have one of the worst jokes in the world, one that I never tell before 3am or until after all the other jokes have been told, and all the alcohol has been drunk.
I will tell it only upon request from someone for whom local time is after 3am…
243 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 6:23:29am |
A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar. The Christian says, “If you don’t believe in God, you will go to Hell.” The Atheist replies, “If there was a benevolent Supreme Being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a two-thousand year old book.” They agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives.
244 | lawhawk Wed, May 25, 2011 6:23:50am |
re: #239 darthstar
That joke blows, sucks, is just awful. Yeah, awful. /
245 | darthstar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:24:09am |
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe and one to put appliances in the bathtub.
246 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:24:46am |
re: #237 ggt
I like elephant jokes.
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out forest fires.
Why do elephants live in trees?
To stomp out flaming ducks.
247 | Decatur Deb Wed, May 25, 2011 6:24:47am |
re: #245 darthstar
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe and one to put appliances in the bathtub.
Shaggy Chien joke.
248 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 6:25:21am |
re: #242 ralphieboy
My favorite drunk joke has the greatest opening line of any joke I have ever heard…
Starts like this…
“Two firemen are butt-fucking in a burning building…”
249 | Decatur Deb Wed, May 25, 2011 6:25:24am |
re: #239 darthstar
Mornin’ everyone…I see we’re telling bad jokes. I used to like telling the joke about the gay burglar (Couldn’t blow the safe so he went down on the elevator) but it does offend some people so it sits on the back shelves of my mind collecting dust.
Be careful not to tell it here.
250 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 6:26:14am |
re: #246 Cannadian Club Akbar
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out forest fires.
Why do elephants live in trees?
To stomp out flaming ducks.
What’s the black stuff between an elephant’s toenails?
Slow ducks…
251 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:26:34am |
re: #245 darthstar
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe and one to put appliances in the bathtub.
How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the sockets go with the house.
252 | FemNaziBitch Wed, May 25, 2011 6:26:37am |
re: #246 Cannadian Club Akbar
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out forest fires.
Why do elephants live in trees?
To stomp out flaming ducks.
How do you shoot a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.
HOw do you shoot a pink elephant?
You put him in the freezer until he turns blue,
then you shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
253 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 6:26:39am |
And the two gay Scotsmen:
Ben Dover and Phillip McCavitty
and the two gay Irishmen:
Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald
254 | Vicious Babushka Wed, May 25, 2011 6:26:41am |
Why did Monday night’s “House” episode suck so bad?
The producers couldn’t get Yoko Ono to appear on the show, so instead they got that Persian actress whose name nobody can read or pronounce. But even her performance could not stop the show from sucking.
256 | darthstar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:28:01am |
re: #244 lawhawk
That joke
blows,sucks, is just awful. Yeah, awful. /
When I was 19 (yes, 19) I got into a bar in Redding California on my fishing license (which I changed my birthdate on to say I was 21 — Redding’s kind of a fucked up backcountry kind of town…or was back then)…Doc’s Skyroom - used to be a steakhouse, and became a “meet market” for twenty somethings in the 70s and 80s (before becoming a meth haven and getting shut down in the 90s) well, instead of keeping a low profile, I became a bit of a regular. On Fridays, they’d have a wet t-shirt contest (ladies only)…to be a judge, you had to tell a joke and get the most laughs…I told that one.
257 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:28:10am |
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
258 | darthstar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:29:21am |
re: #248 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
My favorite drunk joke has the greatest opening line of any joke I have ever heard…
Starts like this…
“Two firemen are butt-fucking in a burning building…”
Hey FBV…I’ve got a great knock-knock joke…you start it.
259 | iossarian Wed, May 25, 2011 6:29:54am |
French knock knock joke - anyone want to try it?
“Toc toc”
260 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 6:30:31am |
re: #256 darthstar
I think I’ve been to Redding. Uber-cowboy town?
261 | Vicious Babushka Wed, May 25, 2011 6:30:54am |
262 | lawhawk Wed, May 25, 2011 6:31:04am |
re: #254 Alouette
Yeah, getting Yoko Ono would have made that episode suck so much less.
263 | darthstar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:31:26am |
re: #260 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
I think I’ve been to Redding. Uber-cowboy town?
Yep…it was when I was growing up. Probably why I started chewing Copenhagen when I was 10 and didn’t quit until my 40s.
266 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:31:40am |
re: #262 lawhawk
Yeah, getting Yoko Ono would have made that episode suck so much less.
The show would have been canceled?
/
267 | Vicious Babushka Wed, May 25, 2011 6:31:43am |
re: #262 lawhawk
Yeah, getting Yoko Ono would have made that episode suck so much less.
I think they were going for Teh Big Suck.
268 | darthstar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:31:54am |
269 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 6:32:49am |
270 | darthstar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:33:26am |
re: #268 darthstar
Who’s there?
I guess it’s more effective in person…tell your target you have a great knock knock joke and ask them to start, and then say “who’s there?” expectantly. Some jokes just don’t translate well to the internets.
272 | FemNaziBitch Wed, May 25, 2011 6:33:58am |
re: #270 darthstar
I guess it’s more effective in person…tell your target you have a great knock knock joke and ask them to start, and then say “who’s there?” expectantly. Some jokes just don’t translate well to the internets.
Kinda like the interrupting cow joke
273 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:34:33am |
Any Fisher knock knock joke:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
BANG!
274 | Lidane Wed, May 25, 2011 6:34:42am |
And you thought the Atlas Shrugged film looked awful:
Palin’s Secret Weapon: New Film to Premiere in June
Shortly after Republicans swept last November to a historic victory in which Sarah Palin was credited with playing a central role, the former Alaska governor pulled aside her close aide, Rebecca Mansour, to discuss a hush-hush assignment: Reach out to conservative filmmaker Stephen K. Bannon with a request. Ask him if he would make a series of videos extolling Palin’s governorship and laying to rest lingering questions about her controversial decision to resign from office with a year-and-a-half left in her first term. It was this abdication, Palin knew, that had made her damaged goods in the eyes of some Republicans who once were eager to get behind her potential 2012 presidential campaign.
The response was more positive than Palin could have hoped for. He’d make a feature-length movie, Bannon told Mansour, and he insisted upon taking complete control and financing it himself — to the tune of $1 million.
The fruits of that initial conversation are now complete. The result is a two-hour-long, sweeping epic, a rough cut of which Bannon screened privately for Sarah and Todd Palin last Wednesday in Arizona, where Alaska’s most famous couple has been rumored to have purchased a new home. When it premieres in Iowa next month, the film is poised to serve as a galvanizing prelude to Palin’s prospective presidential campaign — an unconventional reintroduction to the nation that she and her political team have spent months eagerly anticipating, even as Beltway Republicans have largely concluded that she won’t run.
275 | FemNaziBitch Wed, May 25, 2011 6:34:44am |
Did Mythbusters ever test the “is it ok to take a shower/bath during a lightening storm” myth?
276 | darthstar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:34:52am |
re: #269 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
To.
It’s never appropriate to end a sentence in a preposition, even if the preposition is the entire sentence. The correct way to write that would be (going back to the beginning)
Knock knock
who’s there?
To, asshole.
now I say “To who?”
278 | FemNaziBitch Wed, May 25, 2011 6:35:37am |
re: #276 darthstar
It’s never appropriate to end a sentence in a preposition, even if the preposition is the entire sentence. The correct way to write that would be (going back to the beginning)
Knock knock
who’s there?
To, asshole.
now I say “To who?”
Is it ok to end a sentence with a proposition?
279 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 6:36:12am |
Gotta go do some meat-world nonsense.
280 | FemNaziBitch Wed, May 25, 2011 6:36:38am |
281 | darthstar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:36:59am |
re: #273 Cannadian Club Akbar
Any Fisher knock knock joke:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
BANG!
Celebrity/news humor.
What’s only funny for five years? John Belushi.
What kind of wood doesn’t float? Natalie.
How many cigars does it take to kill 25 migrant workers? Juan Corona.
282 | iossarian Wed, May 25, 2011 6:37:31am |
re: #278 ggt
Is it ok to end a sentence with a proposition?
If you end a sentence with a proposition, your conversation may end with a supposition, at which point there are two branching possibilities for your next activity: a) a position, or b) a suppository.
283 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 6:38:00am |
re: #281 darthstar
Natalie Wood never showered on the boat. She preferred to wash-up on the shore.
284 | darthstar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:38:08am |
re: #282 iossarian
If you end a sentence with a proposition, your conversation may end with a supposition, at which point there are two branching possibilities for your next activity: a) a position, or b) a suppository.
He offered his honor.
She honored his offer.
For the rest of the night,
It was honor and offer.
286 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:44:37am |
This is bad…
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
287 | iossarian Wed, May 25, 2011 6:46:03am |
What’s the connection between Stevie Ray Vaughn and Freddie Mercury?
They were both fucked by dodgy choppers.
288 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:47:50am |
What will it take to reunite Nirvana?
Two more bullets.
289 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 6:49:46am |
re: #286 Cannadian Club Akbar
okay, nobody asked for it directly, but that was as good as asking for it:
A fellow is at a honeymoon resort, renting a boat at 6am
The attendant asked, “Excuse me for being nosy, but this is a honeymoon resort, shouldn’t you be in bed with your wife?”
“Well”, the fellow replies, “my wife has gonorrhea.”
“Well, there’s oral sex, too,” replies the attendant.
“My wife has pyorrhea,” answers the fellow
“Hm,” replies the attendant. “How about anal sex?”
“My wife has diarrhea.”
“Now excuse me for being nosy again,” asks the attendant, “but if she is in such bad shape, why’d you marry her in the first place?”
“Because she has worms, and I really like fishing.”
291 | Cannadian Club Akbar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:54:07am |
Alrighy. I gotta run. I am sure Charles saw the value of his blog drop this morning.:)
292 | darthstar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:54:55am |
Wingnuts are getting their panties in a twist over this:
[Link: www.telegraph.co.uk…]
Obama begins giving toast to Queen, band starts their anthem early, and Obama finishes his toast. NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT!!11ty!
293 | darthstar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:55:25am |
re: #291 Cannadian Club Akbar
Alrighy. I gotta run. I am sure Charles saw the value of his blog drop this morning.:)
We’re here to help!
Time for me to go run the dogs myself.
294 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 6:55:34am |
re: #291 Cannadian Club Akbar
He really oughtta just close it down between the hours of 1am-6am.
295 | darthstar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:56:22am |
re: #294 ralphieboy
He really oughtta just close it down between the hours of 1am-6am.
1am GMT and 6am Hawaiian?
296 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 6:57:06am |
re: #292 darthstar
Wingnuts are getting their panties in a twist over this:
[Link: www.telegraph.co.uk…]Obama begins giving toast to Queen, band starts their anthem early, and Obama finishes his toast. NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT!!11ty!
It was the band who violated protocal by playing while the President was still speaking…
297 | Political Atheist Wed, May 25, 2011 6:57:17am |
re: #283 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Did I wake up on the wrong side of the thread today?
298 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 6:57:47am |
re: #295 darthstar
1am GMT and 6am Hawaiian?
Perhapps a rolling block for each local time zone as it passes between 1am and 6am…
299 | darthstar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:58:02am |
re: #296 ralphieboy
It was the band who violated protocal by playing while the President was still speaking…
Exactly…and yet their first instinct is to attack the black guy.
300 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 6:58:12am |
re: #297 Rightwingconspirator
yes, it has hit a real low point
301 | darthstar Wed, May 25, 2011 6:59:13am |
re: #300 ralphieboy
yes, it has hit a real low point
Oh, no…we can go much lower than this…but alas, I do need to head out. Next time.
303 | iossarian Wed, May 25, 2011 7:00:29am |
Here’s a reminder of what a President screwing up a public speaking moment looks like:
304 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 7:04:09am |
re: #303 iossarian
Tjhe band sould have started playing “Yellow Rose of Texas”
305 | Guanxi88 Wed, May 25, 2011 7:12:29am |
Ni hao, honcos!
I’m considering adopted this as my personal anthem:
Except for the Kentucky part (I was born next door), its a nearly-perfect fit
306 | lawhawk Wed, May 25, 2011 7:12:49am |
Palestinian Prime Minister suffers heart attack while visiting Texas.
Palestinian Prime Minister Salam Fayyad suffered a heart attack while visiting the United States and was hospitalized for treatment, according to a spokesman from the Palestinian Authority on the West Bank.Fayyad felt chest pains Sunday while visiting Austin, Texas, for his son’s graduation from the University of Texas, Dr. Ghassan Khatib said from Ramallah early Tuesday. The prime minister was hospitalized and doctors found a blocked artery that they corrected, Khatib said.
Fayyad is in “good condition” at Seton Medical Center in Austin, Texas, spokesperson Adrienne Lallo told CNN on Monday.
308 | Guanxi88 Wed, May 25, 2011 7:16:05am |
re: #307 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
It was the JUICE!
Hell, it was probably the heat! Supposed to be up around 100 or so today, and the humidity…..
309 | Killgore Trout Wed, May 25, 2011 7:17:23am |
re: #306 lawhawk
Palestinian Prime Minister suffers heart attack while visiting Texas.
I hope he gets a nice Jewish doctor.
310 | Guanxi88 Wed, May 25, 2011 7:18:42am |
re: #309 Killgore Trout
I hope he gets a nice Jewish doctor.
Yep, they’ll scream to high heaven against the Tribe, but, by golly, when they hear it’s cancer or they’re gonna need a surgery, well, it’s a different tune they’re singing, isn’t it?
312 | lawhawk Wed, May 25, 2011 7:23:32am |
On why the latest efforts to restart a moribund and defunct peace process is a farce.
Obama tries to insert urgency into the talks, but what exactly is so urgent? The only urgency he needs is a legacy achievement for his Presidency, but that isn’t what drives the Palestinians or Israelis to reach a deal, which will come when the Palestinians finally accept Oslo and the 2-state solution. Of course, with the PA now once again including Hamas, that 2-state solution is a joke since Hamas refuses to recognize Israel’s existence.
Obama tries to deal with that uncomfortable fact by trying to work around it, but that gets to the heart of the matter - Israel lacks a partner in peace, and no matter how much Obama wants a deal, nothing will happen until the Palestinians are ready to make significant concessions - namely right of return and accepting a 2-state solution.
313 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 7:26:25am |
re: #312 lawhawk
So many Presidents have tried to make that their legacy.
Hate, it appears, is much stronger a force than anyone’s hope for a legacy.
314 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 7:27:29am |
re: #312 lawhawk
Obama said what was necessary. Palestinians have to accept Israel’s right to exist.
That was very, very good of him to do. That is a good line in the sand.
315 | Vicious Babushka Wed, May 25, 2011 7:31:17am |
re: #314 Obdicut
Obama said what was necessary. Palestinians have to accept Israel’s right to exist.
That was very, very good of him to do. That is a good line in the sand.
The ball is in the PA’s court. It doesn’t make a difference what Netanyahu stated in his speech to Congress. No acknowledging Israel’s right to exist as a Jewish state, negotiations can’t move forward.
316 | lawhawk Wed, May 25, 2011 7:33:00am |
re: #314 Obdicut
Absolutely, but it’s a position that has been in place since before Oslo. Oslo was predicated on a 2-state solution with the sides negotiating the ultimate shape and form of the Palestinian state alongside of Israel. The intervening years have shown that the Palestinians can’t move past that very first baby step.
You’ve got Hamas openly refusing to accept Israel, and they’re part of the PA. Fatah refuses to accept Israel’s existence as part of the long struggle.
That isn’t a partner in peace and there wont be any deal until they change their tune. Of course, the Palestinians claim that they don’t have a partner in peace in Israel because Israel keeps building housing, but why should Israel stop housing construction when previous settlement freezes have not produced any change in Palestinian views.
317 | lawhawk Wed, May 25, 2011 7:35:03am |
Here come today’s watches and warnings… including at least one sighting of a tornado on the ground in Illinois a short time ago.
318 | Ericus58 Wed, May 25, 2011 7:35:22am |
SEALs canine commando piques interest in war dogs
[Link: news.yahoo.com…]
“SAN DIEGO – Life after the military is looking brighter than ever for America’s four-legged veterans since one of their own helped in the mission to kill Osama bin Laden.
War dog organizations say the number of people asking about adopting retired military canines has risen dramatically since the mission involving Cairo, the Navy SEALs dog tasked with tracking anyone who tried to escape from bin Laden’s compound and alerting the special operations forces to anyone approaching.
While about 300 retired U.S. military dogs are put up for adoption each year, military officials say they’ve received more than 400 adoption applications in the three weeks since the May 2 raid. In past generations, most military dogs were euthanized once their tours of duty were done.
“They made a really big deal about Cairo being a super dog but all dogs in the military are super dogs,” said Ron Aiello, president of the U.S. War Dogs Association. “These dogs are fully trained, are worth probably $40,000 to $50,000 each at least, and it’s a dog that has been saving American lives. It’s kind of a hero in a way.”“
….cont.
319 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 7:39:46am |
re: #316 lawhawk
And again, it’s not just Palestine. This is not going to end until the Arab states in general reform. And we, the US, are not enough to help that. Sure, we may be supporting the Arab spring, but A) there’s no real reason to believe those new governments would be less anti-semitic and B) by keeping the oil economy alive, we funnel tons and tons of money into states that’s used for anti-Israel, anti-Jewish propaganda.
Alternative energy is necessary to take away the effect of that oil economy. Anyone— like, unfortunately, the majority of the GOP, and a significant percentage of Democrats— who isn’t helping us on that road is aiding the enemies of Israel.
Israel has a diverse, technology-based economy. Reduce the importance of oil— and it would just reduce, since it’s needed for far more than fuel— and they’ll become absolutely vital trading partners for everyone in the Middle East.
There’s no simple solution. But those who simply talk about this as Israel vs. Palestine are missing the point by a wide mile. Israel didn’t get invaded by Palestine in 1967.
320 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 7:47:00am |
My nephew had a comment on the situation: “The Arabs are willing to fight Israel right down to the last Palestinian.”
321 | Killgore Trout Wed, May 25, 2011 7:55:07am |
Not much surprise outrage or discussion from wingnuts about losing ny 26 last night. I suppose they aren’t ready to learn from their mistakes yet.
322 | RadicalModerate Wed, May 25, 2011 7:59:12am |
President Obama is speaking before a joint session of Parliament at Westminister Hall - the first American president to do so.
[Link: www.cnn.com…]
323 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 7:59:16am |
re: #321 Killgore Trout
Nate Silver had a good analysis on that.
[Link: fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com…]
Nor is it likely that Ms. Corwin would in fact have won all of Mr. Davis’s votes. He ran in the district as a Democrat in 2006, and polls suggested that his voters leaned Republican by roughly a 2-1 margin, but not more than that. If you had split his vote 2-1 in favor of Ms. Corwin, the results would have been Ms. Hochul 51 percent, and Ms. Corwin 48 percent.
324 | Interesting Times Wed, May 25, 2011 8:05:34am |
re: #321 Killgore Trout
Not much surprise outrage or discussion from wingnuts about losing ny 26 last night. I suppose they aren’t ready to learn from their mistakes
yetever.
Fixed.
325 | reloadingisnotahobby Wed, May 25, 2011 8:12:36am |
Have to take more (State) training on response to the BIG ONE!!!
(two days worth)
At least I KNOW I live in Earthquake country…..
Tornado country is 100’s of thousands of square miles!!
Thoughts and prayers to those hit by yet MORE distruction!
326 | Political Atheist Wed, May 25, 2011 8:13:11am |
re: #320 ralphieboy
My nephew had a comment on the situation: “The Arabs are willing to fight Israel right down to the last Palestinian.”
Heh. Smart one.
328 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 8:21:03am |
re: #327 reloadingisnotahobby
Didn’t we just go through the whole “Don’t use racial slurs” thing?
Why is it so hard?
329 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, May 25, 2011 8:22:29am |
re: #327 reloadingisnotahobby
…Palistinian
…Pakistani….
…Afganie
…Libian
…Jordanian
…etc…etc…
330 | Skeetghazi Wed, May 25, 2011 8:28:13am |
Good morning! I went out last night and didn’t follow the storm. (cold hearted me) Did Hoops make it through OK?
331 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 8:28:41am |
re: #330 Stanley Sea
Yes. Poor Winston was pretty scared by Hoops reported in okay.
332 | Skeetghazi Wed, May 25, 2011 8:31:24am |
re: #331 Obdicut
Yes. Poor Winston was pretty scared by Hoops reported in okay.
Thanks Obdi. I betcha that little pup wasn’t happy.
333 | Killgore Trout Wed, May 25, 2011 8:31:37am |
Republicans continue to appear on Alex Jones 9-11 Truth show to undermine airport security….
Texas Rep. David Simpson talks with Alex about the Department of Justice threat to cancel airline flights to and from Texas in response to HB 1937, a bill Simpson filed to defend travelers’ dignity against offensive and intrusive groping searches of private parts without probable cause by the TSA.
334 | Killgore Trout Wed, May 25, 2011 8:32:25am |
We still haven’t heard from Gus yet? I would have thought his move would be completed by now.
335 | Targetpractice Wed, May 25, 2011 8:32:56am |
We didn’t see any tornadoes ‘round here (that I know of), but might as well have, with the wind gusts that came through yesterday. The tree at the end of our porch is looking a bit naked after having a bunch of smaller branches stripped off. And our home insurance guys are gonna get a call this week, as we’ve got enough shingles missing that part of the wood underneath is exposed.
Somehow, I’ve got this sinking feeling that we’re gonna be visited by a very bitchy Mother Nature this hurricane season.
336 | Obdicut Wed, May 25, 2011 8:33:04am |
re: #334 Killgore Trout
He checked in from his kindle after arriving in Cali, but his real computer isn’t set up yet.
337 | Targetpractice Wed, May 25, 2011 8:33:40am |
re: #334 Killgore Trout
We still haven’t heard from Gus yet? I would have thought his move would be completed by now.
He signed in the other night, via Kindle, to give us a buzz. He has not, contrary to initial reports, been Raptured.
338 | Killgore Trout Wed, May 25, 2011 8:34:08am |
re: #336 Obdicut
He checked in from his kindle after arriving in Cali, but his real computer isn’t set up yet.
Ah, thanks for the update.
339 | Sol Berdinowitz Wed, May 25, 2011 8:37:03am |
re: #321 Killgore Trout
Not much surprise outrage or discussion from wingnuts about losing ny 26 last night. I suppose they aren’t ready to learn from their mistakes yet.
It is being put down to local issues in a local election and not to the diminishing appeal of their ever-rightening policies.
340 | Targetpractice Wed, May 25, 2011 8:38:49am |
re: #339 ralphieboy
It is being put down to local issues in a local election and not to the diminishing appeal of their ever-rightening policies.
And, apparently, also has nothing to do with her open support of the Ryan Plan.
341 | watching you tiny alien kittens are Wed, May 25, 2011 8:39:04am |
re: #321 Killgore Trout
Not much surprise outrage or discussion from wingnuts about losing ny 26 last night. I suppose they aren’t ready to learn from their mistakes yet.
Naw they are just distracted by intense discussion over the molecular structure of water…
It has been scientific proven that the molecular structure of water changes when it is prayed over. It’s structure becomes more organized and symmetric. Even if you don’t believe in the use of Holy Water the fact that the body is mostly water proves that prayer does have a positive effect on the body as well.
[Link: www.electsake.com…]
/Bwahahahahahaha
someone has been watching the late night infomercials about “miracle water” too much I guess.
342 | Guanxi88 Wed, May 25, 2011 8:42:44am |
From a Birthday Card I sent off today:
“If there be such a thing as Destiny - a thing of which no one can be sure; if our lives are in some way - unknown and unknowable to us - guided by the will and wisdom of the One Who Spoke - a thing of which no one can be unsure; if, in short, there be an order and purpose and meaning to the events of this, our transient existence, then I do not doubt that you are part of this structure of Being, that you aare proof and sign and instrument of that Providence.”
Seriously - what the hell is wrong with me?
343 | Guanxi88 Wed, May 25, 2011 8:44:58am |
re: #342 Guanxi88
Worse, I go on:
“No mere happenstance of calendar and clock - merely factual data, devoid of meaning, and therefore of truth - can account for, can explain, why I have never drawn breath in a world that did not include you.”
This, from a guy who stares at statistics all day long!
344 | watching you tiny alien kittens are Wed, May 25, 2011 8:46:34am |
re: #342 Guanxi88
From a Birthday Card I sent off today:
“If there be such a thing as Destiny - a thing of which no one can be sure; if our lives are in some way - unknown and unknowable to us - guided by the will and wisdom of the One Who Spoke - a thing of which no one can be unsure; if, in short, there be an order and purpose and meaning to the events of this, our transient existence, then I do not doubt that you are part of this structure of Being, that you aare proof and sign and instrument of that Providence.”
Seriously - what the hell is wrong with me?
Guess #1: You have read too much Robert Frost?