Onion: Romney Courts Latino Voters With New Sidekick Paco

I haven't seen Paco's long-form birth certificate. I'm not saying that Paco is a secret ~~Kenyan~~ Mexican usurper, but why won't he take action to put the doubt to rest?

iossarian Wed, May 2, 2012 11:36:11am

Cool - I got a Corona Light ad before the video.

ROFL

Kragar Wed, May 2, 2012 11:37:31am

re: #5 iossarian

Cool - I got a Corona Light ad before the video.

ROFL

Well played advertisers, well played.

HappyWarrior Wed, May 2, 2012 11:38:29am

re: #4 erik_t

I haven't seen Paco's long-form birth certificate. I'm not saying that Paco is a secret ~~Kenyan~~ Mexican usurper, but why won't he take action to put the doubt to rest?

I think Paco may be a commie too. Because you know who else spoke Spanish, that's right, Che and Castro.

Iwouldprefernotto Wed, May 2, 2012 11:39:17am

I love Paco much more than I do Romney. Is this because I like birds or that Paco is alive and Romney is....

steve_davis Wed, May 2, 2012 11:43:38am

LOL! When they come back from the break, they'll be discussing Joe Biden's "no rules fundraiser" to be held in international waters. (Picture of the "S.S. Vice").

HappyWarrior Wed, May 2, 2012 11:46:15am

re: #9 steve_davis

LOL! When they come back from the break, they'll be discussing Joe Biden's "no rules fundraiser" to be held in international waters. (Picture of the "S.S. Vice").

The Biden gags with the VP as a suave, ladies' man are my favorite. And he likes them too from what I understand.

Kragar Wed, May 2, 2012 11:48:52am

re: #10 HappyWarrior

The Biden gags with the VP as a suave, ladies' man are my favorite. And he likes them too from what I understand.

I'm still waiting for him to show up in a Trans Am jamming to Styx for a fundraiser.

HappyWarrior Wed, May 2, 2012 11:52:49am

re: #11 Kragar

I'm still waiting for him to show up in a Trans Am jamming to Styx for a fundraiser.

No joke here but I bought a small shot sized thing of Hennessy simply because it's Biden approved. And yeah I know he doesn't really drink in real life.

Charles Johnson Wed, May 2, 2012 11:57:23am

Meanwhile, the stalker morons just keep registering sock puppet accounts at Twitter: [Link: twitter.com...]

Vicious Michigan Union Thug Wed, May 2, 2012 12:04:44pm

re: #13 Charles Johnson

Meanwhile, the stalker morons just keep registering sock puppet accounts at Twitter: [Link: twitter.com...]

And Dana Loesch likes to hang out with them.

Kragar Wed, May 2, 2012 12:15:17pm

Facebook “Organ Donor” Status Leads To 5000 Percent Registration Increase In CA

“As of 7:55am May 2, Donate Life California has had a 5105% increase in online sign ups since April 29! Thank you Facebook and every single one of you that said yes!” wrote Donate Life on its Facebook page. Donate Life attached the following graph to show the tremendous increase:

EdDantes Wed, May 2, 2012 12:16:05pm

Sorry for the ot, but I heard I just heard on Fox that NFL great Junior Seau is dead.

[Link: www.fox5sandiego.com...]

dragonfire1981 Wed, May 2, 2012 12:19:30pm

I suspect the parrot may be in the country illegally. I will have to see papers before we allow it on the campaign.

Kragar Wed, May 2, 2012 12:19:37pm

'You Know a Society has been Abandoned by God When it Celebrates Lesbian Sex'

The first thing that happens in a nation when it is abandoned by God is a sexual revolution. Moral sexual perversion, pornographic desire describes the general character of the culture. When a society is abandoned by God, it operates out of its own perverse sexual passion without restraint. The first thing you look for in a society if you are trying to discern whether God has abandoned that society is whether or not that society has gone through a sexual revolution so that illicit sex, adultery, every form of immorality is accepted as normal in that society.

...

God gave them over, not just to passions that are explicable because they're men and women, but to inexplicable, degrading passions for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural. You know a society has been abandoned by God when it celebrates lesbian sex.

There can be only one response:

Youtube Video

HappyWarrior Wed, May 2, 2012 12:22:53pm

re: #18 Kragar

'You Know a Society has been Abandoned by God When it Celebrates Lesbian Sex'

There can be only one response:

[Embedded content]

Every form of immorality except bigotry I guess which people like this practice daily. What was it the one group said about Ellen DeGeneres that the problem was she was too "likable"

dragonfire1981 Wed, May 2, 2012 12:23:07pm

re: #16 EdDantes

Sorry for the ot, but I heard I just heard on Fox that NFL great Junior Seau is dead.

[Link: www.fox5sandiego.com...]

Suicide in his early 40s...I fear it may be concussion related.

kirkspencer Wed, May 2, 2012 12:23:31pm

Is it a sad thing that I actually had to play this just to see if this was or was not Onion?

EdDantes Wed, May 2, 2012 12:33:41pm

re: #20 dragonfire1981

Suicide in his early 40s...I fear it may be concussion related.

Quite possibly. We have known for years about Dementia Pugilistica, but now NFL concussions are finally being recognized for the danger that they are.

SidewaysQuark Wed, May 2, 2012 1:11:39pm

Poe's Law has really come true. Indistinguishable from reality.

labman57 Wed, May 2, 2012 4:02:36pm

Romney's publicist can create a photo op of Mitt being served tacos.

Alas, they'll be authentic homemade tacos by a local iconic Hispanic chef ... and he'll make a snide remark about being served Taco Bell fare.

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