Thursday Night Jam: Ben Folds Five - Draw a Crowd
Damn
I ordered something
it took a while
This morning something
was on my doorstep
What’s this I’m holding?
Time capsule order
cause I’m a brand new man
And I don’t think I want it, I don’t think I want it
A row of flags
Hanging behind me
A garden of mics and questions
And photo flashes blind me
And I’m so high I can’t recall my statements
I only know I made ‘em
Because my face vibratedIs it all in my mind?
I could have sworn I saw it
I thought I was fine
So fine is what I called itOh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd
Draw dicks on a wall
Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd
Draw dicks on a wallI was gruntled when It was just feet on gravel
To have come apart
I must have once been raveled
Now when pretty phrases
Don’t mean nothin
And I want to sell em
I sing the line againSo smooth you can hear the beard
So smooth you can hear the beard
(hear the beard)
Three times it’s poetry
So smooth you can hear the beardOh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd
Draw dicks on a wall
Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd
Draw dicks on a wall
If you can’t draw a crowd
Draw dicks on a wallAnd if you can’t draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw
I’m just sayin’
I-I-I-I’m just sayin’
What a saying: that I’m just sayin’
But many wait, to what I’m saying
Always come back again, I can’t ignore it
I’m a brand new man, but I’m still payin’ for itOh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd
Draw dicks on a wall
Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd
Draw dicks on a wall
If you can’t draw a crowd, draw dicks on a wall
If you can’t draw a crowd, draw dicks on a wallAnd if you can’t draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw
I only wanted to be Stevie Wonder
But I got to settle for this vanilla thunder
(If you can’t draw a crowd)
Oh-this vanilla thunder
(If you can’t draw a crowd)
Oh-this vanilla thunder
(If you can’t draw a crowd)
Taste my vanilla thunder
If you’re feeling small