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1 Justanotherhuman  Feb 5, 2015 3:17:09pm

I repeat, Tillis is an idiot. If the Kochs and others of that ilk didn’t tell him what to say, he’d be speechless.

2 Justanotherhuman  Feb 5, 2015 3:20:59pm

Can we start calling him Typhoid Thom now?

3 makeitstop  Feb 5, 2015 3:23:20pm

Stewart’s impression of his Bubbie had me rolling.

4 OhNoZombies!  Feb 5, 2015 3:27:53pm

Don’t shake his hand, and for goodness sakes, don’t let him kiss your babies!

5 jaunte  Feb 5, 2015 3:28:51pm

But first they’ll try to make yuh larn to spel.

6 Gus  Feb 5, 2015 3:29:49pm

Moron.

7 Blind Frog Belly White  Feb 5, 2015 3:31:12pm

re: #5 jaunte

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But first they’ll try to make yuh larn to spel.

Nudering is to remove another’s clothing.

You know, because in the process, they get nuder.

8 jaunte  Feb 5, 2015 3:31:59pm

re: #7 Blind Frog Belly White

Seems just as likely to lead to overpopulation than not.

9 Justanotherhuman  Feb 5, 2015 3:34:40pm

Get ready for some schlock with very bad acting…

Cinedigm signs 12-picture, 3-year deal with ‘Sharknado’ creators Asylum - @TheWrap
read more on thewrap.com

10 Blind Frog Belly White  Feb 5, 2015 3:35:09pm

re: #8 jaunte

Seems just as likely to lead to overpopulation than not.

Having been in the men’s locker room at the gym, I’d have thought otherwise, but apparently there’s no accounting for taste, although there is Accounting For Dummies.

11 makeitstop  Feb 5, 2015 3:35:47pm

re: #5 jaunte

Sooner or later they will forcibly nuder you in the name of overpopulation or sterilization. Good luck with that.

‘Nuder’ = make him more naked?

12 Blind Frog Belly White  Feb 5, 2015 3:36:50pm

re: #11 makeitstop

‘Nuder’ = make him more naked?

re: #7 Blind Frog Belly White

Nudering is to remove another’s clothing.

You know, because in the process, they get nuder.

Ahem!
//

13 Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2015 3:42:08pm

Hundreds of stories. HUNDREDS!!11!!

14 Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2015 3:43:03pm

re: #5 jaunte

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But first they’ll try to make yuh larn to spel.

It’s winter here…I so do not want to be nudered until summer.

15 Justanotherhuman  Feb 5, 2015 3:43:05pm

This is a good thing. And no, it won’t lead to “designer babies”. It gives children who would otherwise succumb to mitochondrial disease a fighting chance at a a full life.

MPs say yes to three-person babies

bbc.com

16 klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 5, 2015 3:47:25pm

re: #13 Backwoods_Sleuth

Hundreds of stories. HUNDREDS!!11!!

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Besides, I’m pretty sure it was on her Facebook page…

17 Blind Frog Belly White  Feb 5, 2015 3:48:33pm

re: #13 Backwoods_Sleuth

Hundreds of stories. HUNDREDS!!11!!

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Yeah, but we also know that ‘I make ONE mistake!’ is also not true.

18 ObserverArt  Feb 5, 2015 3:49:35pm

re: #14 Backwoods_Sleuth

It’s winter here…I so do not want to be nudered until summer.

I don’t want to be nudered…EVER!

19 GlutenFreeJesus  Feb 5, 2015 3:49:58pm

re: #13 Backwoods_Sleuth

One mistake. Like Tom Brokaw who is now his target? Ya. ChuckyPoo isn’t a hypocritical douchebag or anything.

20 Higgs Boson's Mate  Feb 5, 2015 3:50:38pm

re: #9 Justanotherhuman

Get ready for some schlock with very bad acting…

Cinedigm signs 12-picture, 3-year deal with ‘Sharknado’ creators Asylum - @TheWrap
read more on thewrap.com

I thought that the Sharknado movies were hilarious take offs of the over the top disaster movies of bygone years. My taste in movies is, however, questionable because I tend to avoid anything labeled as “serious” or “moving.” Life is serious and moving enough.

21 nines09  Feb 5, 2015 3:50:42pm

“I’l take a #2 to go.” Will that be with, or without? “With or without what?” The server either washed his or her hands, ergo, with, or without when they did not. “Huh?”

22 Higgs Boson's Mate  Feb 5, 2015 3:52:14pm

re: #21 nines09

“I’l take a #2 to go.” Will that be with, or without? “With or without what?” The server either washed his or her hands, ergo, with, or without when they did not. “Huh?”

Washed hands will cost an extra buck in the free market paradise.

23 Bubblehead II  Feb 5, 2015 3:52:57pm

Beware the self aware printer.

24 Bubblehead II  Feb 5, 2015 3:54:33pm

re: #22 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Washed hands will cost an extra buck in the free market paradise.

But certified clean washed hands will be $5.00.

25 b.d.  Feb 5, 2015 3:55:01pm

A GOP senator who doesn’t think they should raise minimum wage is telling those same minimum wage people they don’t have to wash their hands before handling his food?

What on earth could possibly go wrong?

26 b.d.  Feb 5, 2015 3:56:33pm

re: #6 Gus

Moron.

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I haven’t heard of Kevin Sorbo since the last time he made an ass of himself on Twitter

27 Higgs Boson's Mate  Feb 5, 2015 3:56:59pm

re: #25 b.d.

A GOP senator who doesn’t think they should raise minimum wage is telling those same minimum wage people they don’t have to wash their hands before handling his food?

What on earth could possibly go wrong?

He’s known as Senator Special Sauce in every restaurant he frequents.

28 TedStriker  Feb 5, 2015 4:08:02pm

re: #4 OhNoZombies!

Don’t shake his hand, and for goodness sakes, don’t let him kiss your babies!

Or let him steal your lollipop…then him giving it back to you!


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