Ted Nugent: “Chimpass” Obama Should Be “Hung”

Rock star has-been who hangs with white supremacists lets it all hang out
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Now that Donald Trump has unlocked the coveted endorsement of Sarah Palin, he needs to get draft-dodging former rock star Ted Nugent to sign on. Today on his Facebook page, Ted showed he’d fit right in with the Trump campaign.

Our unholy rotten soulless criminal America destroying government killed 4 Americans in Banghazi. Period! What sort of chimpass punk would deny security, turn down 61 requests for security, then tell US forces to STAND DOWN when they were ready to kickass on the allapukes & save American lives! Obama & Clinton, thats who. They should be tried for treason & hung. Our entire fkdup gvt must be cleansed asap.

Nugent has been a guest several times on the openly racist “Political Cesspool” radio show in Tennessee, so to see him flinging around blatantly racist slurs like “chimpass” and “allapukes” and calling for Obama to be lynched may be disgusting, but it’s not surprising.

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126 comments
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HappyWarrior  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:05:21pm

I wonder how he feels about the Bush administration who had much more people die on its watching in 9/11. Oh wait, Benghazi is the only time Americans have ever been killed by terrorists. Silly me. Ted can go fuck himself with one of his own guns. The man is a deranged lunatic and frankly a walking argument to why the mentally ill shouldn’t have guns.

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Targetpractice  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:06:00pm

Is this asshole supposed to be dead or in jail by now?

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lockjawcanbefun  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:06:58pm

Note than he can fantasize about seeing Obama hanged, but can’t bear to use the term “fucked up”.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:08:32pm

re: #3 lockjawcanbefun

Note than he can fantasize about seeing Obama hanged, but can’t bear to use the term “fucked up”.

It’s kind of like how some of them can’t swear but have these weirdly vivid sexual fantasies.

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Whack-A-Mole  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:08:38pm

Does this ass still have a record contract somewhere?

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unproven innocence  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:09:06pm

Has Ted thrown his hat in a ring or something?

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Decatur Deb  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:11:43pm

I thought Ted was dead.
Or in jail.

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Skip Intro  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:12:33pm

re: #7 Decatur Deb

I thought Ted was dead.
Or in jail.

Ted’s a Republican, so he lies, all the time.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:13:32pm

re: #8 Skip Intro

Ted’s a Republican, so he lies, all the time.

Gonna love the HRC presidency.

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nines09  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:14:51pm

Looks like a canned hunt to me. Ted Pedo Nyuk Nyuk likes him some canned buck. I think he ought to show up and murder the Star Spangled Banner at some point with the “Trump-Palin I’m With Stupid Campaign 2016”. You knew this bloated carcass would surface. I’ll bet he had to kick the salt lick out of that photo, and take the collar off.

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makeitstop  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:18:06pm

re: #3 lockjawcanbefun

Note than he can fantasize about seeing Obama hanged, but can’t bear to use the term “fucked up”.

That might offend the tender sensibilities of the NRA crowd.
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stpaulbear  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:20:20pm

Has anyone checked Ted for lead poisoning?

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WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:20:51pm

re: #12 stpaulbear

Has anyone checked Ted for lead poisoning?

The world should only be that lucky.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:22:06pm

Gov. Rick Snyder killed 2 1/2 times as many people as Benghazi!

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:23:48pm
Ted Nugent: “Chimpass” Obama Should Be “Hung”

I read that and couldn’t help but think of Blazing Saddles:

“You shifty n*****! They said you was hung!”

“And they was right!”

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:25:11pm

re: #14 The Vicious Babushka

Gov. Rick Snyder killed 2 1/2 times as many people as Benghazi!

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Maybe if those people lived in Michigan, the ‘Motor City Madman’ would care about their fate!

Oh, wait…..

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Skip Intro  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:26:21pm
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WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:29:01pm

re: #17 Skip Intro

GAH.

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Billy Batts  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:30:06pm

Ted Nugent’s music sucks.

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nines09  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:30:42pm

re: #17 Skip Intro

If only there was a malfunction of the pistolero in the penisareao.

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Billy Batts  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:32:19pm
Jim Paskewitz You talk the talk, Ted…but you don’t have much substance behind what you say. Unless you’re shitting yourself or banging a 13 year old, you have no follow through.
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Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent and the sky is underfoot. lying obamasheep numbnut
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nines09  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:33:00pm

OT.
OK. I want one. Two, really, for a good old face off with the Dark Lord. Just dressed up and going through a downtown shopping center……LIGHT SABER

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Skip Intro  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:33:19pm

Ted would make a perfect addition to the Palin family. Do they have any daughters under 13?

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Billy Batts  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:34:06pm

re: #23 Skip Intro

Ted would make a perfect addition to the Palin family. Do they have any daughters under 13?

Piper is 14.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:34:21pm

As former resident of the great state of Michigan, Ted Nugent can go fuck himself.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:35:15pm

re: #25 Dr. Matt

As former resident of the great state of Michigan, Ted Nugent can go fuck himself.

As a current resident of the great state of Michigan, Ted Nugent can

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go fuck himself, and then hang himself after he shoots off his own dick.

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Skip Intro  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:35:23pm

re: #24 Billy Batts

Piper is 14.

That’s too old. Maybe Josh Duggar would be interested.

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majii  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:39:06pm

Old Ted is probably pissed because “13 Hours” bombed at the box office, earning @ $20 million in its first opening last weekend. He, like many in the GOP/TP, seems to think that everyone believes what he believes. I read yesterday that the film was heavily marketed in red states. If this is true, it must really chap Nugent’s *ss that more of “his people” aren’t flocking to theaters to see it. They would if only Old Teddy would rent out a theater and let them see it the way Trump did, but I guess he’s a cheap b*st*rd.

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:40:10pm

re: #24 Billy Batts

Piper is 14.

Getting over-the-hill for ol’ Sweaty Teddy.

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ausador  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:40:42pm

re: #6 unproven innocence

re: #8 Skip Intro

He is also a board member of the NRA

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Lancelot Link  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:41:01pm

re: #23 Skip Intro

Ted would make a perfect addition to the Palin family. Do they have any daughters under 13?

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Dr. Matt  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:42:31pm

re: #32 Lancelot Link

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That picture is proof enough of child abuse. The feds should step in and put that now uncorrupted child in a good, loving, and caring home.

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ObserverArt  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:42:37pm

Who is the latest Bristol Palin baby’s father again???

/

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Dr. Matt  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:44:22pm

re: #34 ObserverArt

Who is the latest Bristol Palin baby’s father again???

/

I think his name is Bucket? Maybe Bottle? Perhaps Lathe? Something like that…

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EPR-radar  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:45:30pm

re: #35 Dr. Matt

I think his name is Bucket? Maybe Bottle? Perhaps Lathe? Something like that…

Chewmaster Spittoon the Third.

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:45:38pm

re: #34 ObserverArt

Who is the latest Bristol Palin baby’s father again???

/

Noah Juan Nose

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ObserverArt  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:45:59pm

re: #35 Dr. Matt

I think his name is Bucket? Maybe Bottle? Perhaps Lathe? Something like that…

I was just wondering if it happened to be Ted?

It’s all a mystery.

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Skip Intro  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:46:54pm

It could be Track for all we know.

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BlueGrl21  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:47:09pm

Considering Ted Nugent shit himself to fake insanity to get out of going to Vietnam, I do not put much stock in any of his opinions on our military. Or life in general. Or the best hamburger joint in the South. Or whether or not Kanye is a genius and if so, does his ego override any appeal he might have as an artist? Or the social implications of harem pants as a recycled fashion trend.

Not really feeling that interest in the opinions of Ted Nugent.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:50:01pm

This plays on a loop….just to be warned:

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thedopefishlives  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:55:25pm

Evening Lizardim.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 20, 2016 • 4:57:15pm
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bratwurst  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:02:17pm

Hey friends…glad to report I am back home safely!

6 days in the desert air with family had much of the desired effect. I am feeling better than I was one week ago tonight as I was seriously concerned about my ability to get on an airplane. It seems pretty clear that a lot of the problem was a virus that has largely relented. Not only were the airport and flight back not at all daunting today, I walked well over a mile in the sunshine yesterday.

I am presently a bit worse for the wear post flight, but feeling optimistic that I am going to be able to do some more traveling this year. I want to sincerely thank everyone for their concern and well wishes…it was a big help.

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thedopefishlives  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:04:17pm

re: #44 bratwurst

Welcome back! I just returned from my first-ever business trip, down to Indianapolis for some project kickoff meetings with one of the company’s managing partners. Not nearly as relaxing as your trip, nor with the attendant health benefits of the arid desert, but positive nonetheless.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:05:36pm
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thecommodore  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:12:56pm

We interupt this bad craziness to bring you a little cuteness.

Touch the fishy?

Facebook Post

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Mattand  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:14:25pm

re: #14 The Vicious Babushka

What’s been frustrating since the Flint disaster has gone public is how everyone is ignoring the fact that Snyder’s emergency manager team, and the corresponding laws that allowed him to take over Flint, are the ones wholly responsible for this mess.

Every goddamn report keeps blaming all levels of government. I’m convinced that people are purposely burying this fact at this point, just to keep their “All politicians are equally evil” nonsense going. This is 100% on the shoulders of Michigan’s Republican governor.

Shit, even the fucking Daily Show went magic balance fairy on this one. Which just backs up Jon Stewart’s assertion that TDS is the last place you should get your news.

Of course, the big takeaway is that if it wasn’t Rachel Maddow, no one would know or give a shit about this story. It’s a fucking crime that she has not won a Pulitzer by now.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:15:50pm

Asshole vs. asshole war. Pass the popcorn.

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ausador  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:19:26pm
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Lidane  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:24:07pm

Meanwhile, in Outer Wingnuttia, Bernie Quigley over at The Hill just vomited out a column that makes Rich Lowry’s starbursts look sane:

O_O

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:25:28pm

Sarah Palin Somehow Links Son’s Domestic Violence Arrest To Obama

*spit*

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:25:41pm

Someone needs to make a “Flint 10” twibbon like the black & gold Benghazi twibbon that wingnuts rock in their avis.

Kettering University colors are royal blue & gold

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:27:09pm

gotta love the Party of free will.

I didn’t get a chance, until now, to get online and rant about Palin.

RANT, RANT, RANT, RANT, RANT, RANT

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teleskiguy  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:27:56pm

There’s only one more year of Obama being president. I expect the rhetoric to become more shrill and disgusting from conservatives. I’m surprised no mainstream conservatives have called him a n***** on TV or in a column. That might change in the next 365 days.

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Targetpractice  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:29:14pm

re: #51 Lidane

Meanwhile, in Outer Wingnuttia, Bernie Quigley over at The Hill just vomited out a column that makes Rich Lowry’s starbursts look sane:

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O_O

Well, it certainly seems to have done so for a lot of the “serious” conservatives I converse with. They seem to think that, even if they don’t like Trump (wink wink, nudge nudge), Palin just totally sealed the deal for him. They’re still pining away for Rubio or perhaps just hoping Cruz will win, but they suddenly think Trump might not be so bad to vote for.

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EPR-radar  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:30:11pm

re: #55 teleskiguy

There’s only one more year of Obama being president. I expect the rhetoric to become more shrill and disgusting from conservatives. I’m surprised no mainstream conservatives have called him a n***** on TV or in a column. That might change in the next 365 days.

I can’t decide if Trump will call Obama a n***** to win the GOP nomination or as part of his general election campaign.

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Testy Toad T  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:30:43pm

re: #56 Targetpractice

I was flabbergasted when I read it this morning, but after a day’s reflection Josh Marshall is 100% correct. The elder statesperson of this party is Sarah goddamn Palin. She is the kingmaker. She owns the spirit.

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MomSense  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:30:44pm

re: #44 bratwurst

Hooray! So glad you had a wonderful time!

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EPR-radar  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:31:36pm

re: #51 Lidane

OMFG, this is unreal. For example:

A sea change was occurring in America which would touch on virtually every aspect of American life, and she, coming out of the Alaskan wilderness, brought with it an ascending forest spirit.

Edited to add

In endorsing Trump, that spirit for the first time begins to take form. So many since 2008 have tried to take the mantle, but none fit, and many under a Tea Party anthem took the cloak of the new only to advance the oldest and darkest expressions of our nature. Today, the deal is sealed and Trump has pulled the sword from the stone.

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nines09  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:32:12pm

re: #56 Targetpractice

Trump wins the nomination and the GOP will turn themselves into a pretzel trying to convince themselves they were always on board the Pimp Mobile.

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Jenner7  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:34:13pm

Seriously, Ron, go fuck yourself.

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nines09  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:35:30pm

re: #62 Jenner7

One was a natural disaster and the other man made through greed and incompetence. Slight difference, no?

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Testy Toad T  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:35:37pm

re: #62 Jenner7

That’s not even a Magical Balance Fairy. That’s, like, a Magical Balance 747.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:35:47pm

re: #60 EPR-radar

OMFG, this is unreal. For example:

And Kim Jong Il shot a perfect 18 in 18 holes of golf.

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Targetpractice  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:36:08pm

re: #62 Jenner7

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Seriously, Ron, go fuck yourself.

“Slammed by government incompetence”…but the only “incompetence” he and other wingnuts want to discuss is any involving someone with a (D) next to their names. Even to the point of blaming the guy making the final call…but not the guy who gave him that power, because he has an (R) next to his name.

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Sic semper evello dildos tyrannis  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:36:47pm

re: #64 Testy Toad T

That’s not even a Magical Balance Fairy. That’s, like, a Magical Balance 747.

Magical Balance Troll

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Testy Toad T  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:37:31pm

Hey, if Ron Fournier is calling for stronger executive teeth behind the administrative and regulatory powers of the Environmental Protection Agency, I’m sure we can find some common ground…

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EPR-radar  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:38:27pm

re: #64 Testy Toad T

That’s not even a Magical Balance Fairy. That’s, like, a Magical Balance 747.

Once the GOP has completely disconnected from reality, this kind of thing is inevitable. All that matters to even the superficially rational GOPers is that their team ‘win’.

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Sic semper evello dildos tyrannis  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:38:52pm

re: #68 Testy Toad T

Hey, if Ron Fournier is calling for stronger executive teeth behind the administrative and regulatory powers of the Environmental Protection Agency, I’m sure we can find some common ground…

The system didn’t work. Therefore, there should be no system.

Derp.

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nines09  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:38:59pm

re: #68 Testy Toad T

Ron just put a model airplane together in a small, airless room. Things are moving differently for him right now….

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Testy Toad T  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:39:25pm

And, natch, federal defanging of out-of-control state and local authorities. I can get behind that too!

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ObserverArt  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:39:36pm

Ron Fournier’s writing can be compared to watching the windsock at the airport.

“Which way you blowing today Ron?”

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EPR-radar  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:40:08pm

re: #66 Targetpractice

“Slammed by government incompetence”…but the only “incompetence” he and other wingnuts want to discuss is any involving someone with a (D) next to their names. Even to the point of blaming the guy making the final call…but not the guy who gave him that power, because he has an (R) next to his name.

Fox News’ habit of running a (D) on their chyron for every Republican involved in a sex scandal really is the perfect illustration of the GOP way of life.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:40:32pm

a post on my fb:

Thank God Trump is picking Palin as a running mate….the GOP went nearly 2 days without giving SNL any new material.

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teleskiguy  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:42:15pm

re: #19 Billy Batts

Ted Nugent’s music sucks.

QFT.

Futurrama Nixon probably plays better tunes.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:42:51pm
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Testy Toad T  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:43:46pm

re: #76 teleskiguy

I’d vote for Richard Nixon’s Head over any of the current GOP candidates.

AROOOOOOOOOOOOO

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teleskiguy  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:45:08pm

That time Mike Tyson went skiing into some concrete. Funny stuff.

Video

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:45:30pm
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Trump: Free hair gel from me. Come to the beach!  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:46:15pm

re: #56 Targetpractice

Well, it certainly seems to have done so for a lot of the “serious” conservatives I converse with. They seem to think that, even if they don’t like Trump (wink wink, nudge nudge), Palin just totally sealed the deal for him. They’re still pining away for Rubio or perhaps just hoping Cruz will win, but they suddenly think Trump might not be so bad to vote for.

These people do not have ears.

Or they were covered the whole fucking time she talked.

OR that’s how they see women & are fine with it.

G A H

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Unabogie  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:50:35pm

re: #44 bratwurst

Good for you!

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:51:45pm
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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:52:11pm

re: #81 Stanley Sea Toujours

These people do not have ears.

Or they were covered the whole fucking time she talked.

OR that’s how they see women & are fine with it.

G A H

Yes, that is how they see women.

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451_Montag  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:52:38pm

re: #78 Testy Toad T

I’d vote for Richard Nixon’s Head over any of the current GOP candidates.

AROOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’d be happy to go dig him up.

Still better than any of the current crop of protofascist dicks. Says more about the current crop than Nixon’s prowess

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Decatur Deb  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:54:04pm

Damn Trump for putting the Palins back on our molecule. We went months without comments about them.

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Testy Toad T  Jan 20, 2016 • 5:54:38pm

re: #85 451_Montag

I’d be happy to go dig him up.

Still better than any of the current crop of protofascist dicks. Says more about the current crop than Nixon’s prowess

Opened China! Pulled us out of ‘Nam! Brought us the EPA!

Dude might be too far left to be an electable Democrat today.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:02:52pm

re: #87 Testy Toad T

Opened China! Pulled us out of ‘Nam! Brought us the EPA!

Dude might be too far left to be an electable Democrat today.

Proposed universal healthcare! That alone would get him the old heave-ho from the current crowd.

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EPR-radar  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:03:42pm

re: #85 451_Montag

I’d be happy to go dig him up.

Still better than any of the current crop of protofascist dicks. Says more about the current crop than Nixon’s prowess

Fixed that for you.

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451_Montag  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:05:51pm

re: #89 EPR-radar

Fixed that for you.

Reasonable

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EPR-radar  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:06:21pm

re: #87 Testy Toad T

Opened China! Pulled us out of ‘Nam! Brought us the EPA!

Dude might be too far left to be an electable Democrat today.

Nixon fell because there were GOPers in the Senate that would have voted for impeachment.

That is now categorically impossible. No GOP Senator would ever vote to convict a GOP president in an impeachment, no matter what the facts of the case may be.

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teleskiguy  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:07:45pm

I’ll be watching Conan in the coming days for sure!

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Charles Johnson  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:08:37pm

Ack. Oop. Somebody’s mad at me.

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ObserverArt  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:10:21pm

re: #91 EPR-radar

Nixon fell because there were GOPers in the Senate that would have voted for impeachment.

That is now categorically impossible. No GOP Senator would ever vote to convict a GOP president in an impeachment, no matter what the facts of the case may be.

I doubt if a Republican today would pass up the chance to vote to convict a Democrat president in an impeachment no matter what the facts of the case may be.

Yes, that dishonest. Protecting your own is one bad thing. Convicting on pure politics is another…or worse.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:10:46pm

re: #93 Charles Johnson

Ack. Oop. Somebody’s mad at me.

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YOU MURDERER!

(actually, it makes me a little squirmish, too.)

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Charles Johnson  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:11:53pm

re: #95 Barefoot Grin

TRIGGER WARNING

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Unabogie  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:14:03pm

In all of this talk about Palin’s son, why is no one pointing out the fact that she’s saying he has known mental health and substance issues, but still has a gun in the home? And no one in the family seems bothered by it?

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ausador  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:14:42pm
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Testy Toad T  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:15:17pm

re: #94 ObserverArt

I doubt if a Republican today would pass up the chance to vote to convict a Democrat president in an impeachment no matter what the facts of the case may be.

Yes, that dishonest. Protecting your own is one bad thing. Convicting on pure politics is another…or worse.

Is there anybody like Susan Collins left? I wouldn’t be surprised if you could get, like, five.

Speaking broadly, I certainly do agree that facts would not matter in a hypothetical DemPOTUS impeachment.

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Testy Toad T  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:15:57pm

re: #98 ausador

3/10, missing Planet Nine, would not upding

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ObserverArt  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:17:48pm

re: #99 Testy Toad T

Is there anybody like Susan Collins left? I wouldn’t be surprised if you could get, like, five.

Speaking broadly, I certainly do agree that facts would not matter in a hypothetical DemPOTUS impeachment.

And then they would be promptly voted out of office and/or thrown under the bus by their party.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:22:44pm

re: #100 Testy Toad T

3/10, missing Planet Nine, would not upding

Pluto?

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EPR-radar  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:23:30pm

re: #94 ObserverArt

I doubt if a Republican today would pass up the chance to vote to convict a Democrat president in an impeachment no matter what the facts of the case may be.

Yes, that dishonest. Protecting your own is one bad thing. Convicting on pure politics is another…or worse.

Of course. It would be completely impossible to have a Democratic president and 2/3 GOP in the Senate and a GOP majority in the house. A party line impeachment would be carried out in a few minutes.

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Jebediah, RBG  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:24:59pm

re: #102 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

Nope - there’s maybe a new one. I think it’s going to be called East Pluto.

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Testy Toad T  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:25:04pm

re: #102 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

Pluto?

Exciting numerical modeling out of Caltech suggests there’s a ten-times-bigger-than-earth out there about twenty times further out than Neptune.

The science world is in a bit of a tizzy. Critically, this is one of those times when your new model goes out and predicts heretofore-unpredicted behavior that you weren’t even considering yet when you built your model.

nature.com

It is, as Astronomer Joe Biden might say, a big fucking deal.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:31:14pm

re: #97 Unabogie

In all of this talk about Palin’s son, why is no one pointing out the fact that she’s saying he has known mental health and substance issues, but still has a gun in the home? And no one in the family seems bothered by it?

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Because she blames Obama for everything wrong in her life. I didn’t think she would stoop as so low to actually blame Obama for her son being an asshole but she shocked even me with that.

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EPR-radar  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:31:39pm

Hunter at DailyKos has not lost his touch.

Reporting on the thoroughly entertaining news that Ted Cruz is getting support from Glenn Beck in Iowa, we have:

And Ted is battling with Donald Trump for the Republican nomination for the presidency, as of yet easily wiping the floor with all the candidates that the Republican Party itself would like to see its voters vote for. Donald Trump launched a ballistic Sarah Palin at his foes; Ted Cruz counters with a Glenn Beck to the kneecaps. Marco Rubio’s only remaining chance may be to dig up Ronald Reagan’s skull, put a red rubber clown nose on it, and turn his campaign rallies into an extended ventriloquism act.

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Trump: Free hair gel from me. Come to the beach!  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:33:31pm

Reading this Redstate column, “Go Home Sarah, You’re Drunk”

redstate.com

The anti Sister Sarah comments. Hilarious.

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Testy Toad T  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:34:18pm

re: #108 Stanley Sea Toujours

I do love the ol’ Circular Firing Squad.

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EPR-radar  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:34:36pm

This may be the best description of the Trump effect that I have seen so far:

The base has tasted real red meat. The Party Establishment is no longer able to keep them in line with rations of pink slime.

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ObserverArt  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:36:54pm

re: #107 EPR-radar

Hunter at DailyKos has not lost his touch.

Reporting on the thoroughly entertaining news that Ted Cruz is getting support from Glenn Beck in Iowa, we have:

Ewwwww. Cruz and Beck. Too much wrong with those two.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:38:16pm
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WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:42:19pm

re: #107 EPR-radar

Hunter at DailyKos has not lost his touch.

Reporting on the thoroughly entertaining news that Ted Cruz is getting support from Glenn Beck in Iowa, we have:

They’re playing Crazy Chess…moving pawns to capture schnooks.

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Sherlock Hound  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:42:37pm

re: #112 The Vicious Babushka

I remember Duke Nukem always thought that the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms was a convenience store!

(In one strange irony, Duke’s voice actor is reportedly a Democrat!)

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:45:16pm

whoa

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:46:30pm

re: #108 Stanley Sea Toujours

Reading this Redstate column, “Go Home Sarah, You’re Drunk”

redstate.com

The anti Sister Sarah comments. Hilarious.

This is her blog:

We vote with God wevotewithgod.com

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Testy Toad T  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:47:09pm

re: #115 The Vicious Babushka

Michigan’s governance is literally dystopian. I am flabbergasted that so much of this has been going on basically unreported for so long.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:50:01pm

re: #117 Testy Toad T

Michigan’s governance is literally dystopian. I am flabbergasted that so much of this has been going on basically unreported for so long.

Michigan, like Florida, but with shitty weather!

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TedStriker  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:50:39pm

re: #70 The Ghost of a Flea

The system didn’t work. Therefore, there should be no system.

Derp.

The current “conservative”/”libertarian” POV, in a nutshell.

Fuck them.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:51:52pm

re: #32 Lancelot Link

The real sad thing is that Mitch Albom hitched up with Terrible Ted recently for something Mitch was doing.

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:52:47pm

re: #62 Jenner7

This seems suitable.

Found on Facebook

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TedStriker  Jan 20, 2016 • 6:53:15pm

re: #85 451_Montag

I’d be happy to go dig him up.

Still better than any of the current crop of protofascist dicks. Says more about the current crop than Nixon’s prowess

Well, Nixon should be plenty tanned, rested, and ready by now…

///

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WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2016 • 7:07:57pm

re: #108 Stanley Sea Toujours

Reading this Redstate column, “Go Home Sarah, You’re Drunk”

redstate.com

The anti Sister Sarah comments. Hilarious.

Literally the first time I read anything at RS I could agree with. Trump really is a uniter.

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WhatEVs  Jan 20, 2016 • 7:20:36pm

re: #117 Testy Toad T

Michigan’s governance is literally dystopian. I am flabbergasted that so much of this has been going on basically unreported for so long.

Read the comments and weep at how far right wing ideology has become gospel. You can’t solve problems when you don’t accept the cause of the problems.

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Joe Bacon  Jan 20, 2016 • 7:33:59pm

re: #17 Skip Intro

Embedded Image

It’s a shame the pistol didn’t go off…

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Shimshon  Jan 21, 2016 • 7:32:50am

Ted has become no different than Ann Coulter. He knows he can say something outrageous and get in the news, hoping that sells more of his albums and curious 14 year old girls want to visit.


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