Seth Meyers: Trump Losing His Sh*t After Michael Cohen Raid
Seth takes a closer look at one of the most extraordinary moments of Donald Trump’s presidency: when the FBI raided the offices of his personal lawyer, Michael Cohen.
Seth takes a closer look at one of the most extraordinary moments of Donald Trump’s presidency: when the FBI raided the offices of his personal lawyer, Michael Cohen.
Syria crisis collides with Trump chaos https://t.co/rRCPFwz20v pic.twitter.com/tf4ig1f6AT
— POLITICO (@politico) April 10, 2018
Story suggests Trump is MIA on everything but Mueller. Sending Pence to Syria meetings while cancelling foreign trips. https://t.co/A3BTTHk925
— Tommy Vietor (@TVietor08) April 11, 2018
IOW the POTUS is unable to perform his duties and should be sidelined ASAP.
The Mueller investigation is closing in on Trump and he’s no longer denying it https://t.co/VJlORxTs3v pic.twitter.com/YO51Id1KXp
— Newsweek (@Newsweek) April 11, 2018
Raid on Cohen office sinking in at Trump World. One source close to WH saying “Mueller has gone rogue.”
— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) April 9, 2018
Or “Unlike everyone else in this administration, Mueller places country above Trump.” https://t.co/IHCB6lN56z
— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) April 11, 2018
The warrants were a turning point. Cohen was “family” in Drumpf’s mind - a long time employee and trusted consigliere. That was a wall smashed and it shook him to the core. He now knows nothing is safe and is lashing out like the spoiled, privileged man-child he is.
And it’s not going to get any better for him. In fact, it’s all downhill from here until he gets impeached. The flood gates are open, and nothing can stand up to that much water smashing down on them. It cleanses, but it also kills.
He’s toast, and some little flickering part of his brain knows it.
Good. Damn good for all of us.
Every now and then when I need a laugh, I like to think about how Erik Prince actually testified under oath he just randomly bumped into Russian spies at a hotel bar off the coast of Africa in Seychelles. pic.twitter.com/LoZFvoLpnc
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) April 10, 2018
Some news - Dershowitz has been at the White House for part of today as Trump seeks his input, and he’s supposed to have dinner with the president tonight, per WH sources
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) April 10, 2018
Dershowitz on Hannity last night: “If this were Hillary Clinton being investigated and they went into her lawyer’s office, the ACLU would be on every TV station in America jumping up and down.” Called the Cohen raid “an intrusion” on lawyer-client confidentiality. https://t.co/iW8qZLrG0f
— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) April 10, 2018
The @ACLU would be the first organization in court defending the right of @AlanDersh to say stupid things.
Even a first-year law student would know there is the crime-fraud exception to the attorney client privilege. https://t.co/ULyYuVzRLL— Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) April 10, 2018
It’s weird how little The Beach Boys sing about sunscreen.
— Ryan H. Walsh (@JahHills) April 10, 2018
“Mr. Zuckerberg, can you explain how I’ve been on Facebook for ten years and yet still do not have one friend request accepted?” #ZuckerbergTestimony pic.twitter.com/gPJu9V76l1
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) April 10, 2018
GOP preparing to commit ritual suicide: Mitch balks at Mueller protections, Peter King joins Nunes….
Rep. Pete KING, an intel committee member, tells me he thinks House should push forward with contempt proceedings against Rosenstein and Wray for “stonewalling” on congressional document requests.
— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) April 10, 2018
Trump has been considering firing Sessions, Rosenstein, Mueller for the better part of a year. He has always been talked off the ledge. And most staff members do not consider these comments to be actionable or direct orders.
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) April 11, 2018
It’s nice to know that one important part of the job for people who work for Trump is ignoring his instructions. https://t.co/TWfeDQscIM
— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) April 11, 2018
16. MY FRIDGE pic.twitter.com/Id0I4UnkZV
— Gabe #DreamActNow Ortíz (@TUSK81) April 11, 2018
I just called McConnell’s office to say “Protect Mueller!” He values my call, but he’s got the voicemail shut off. Coward and traitor.
re: #11 Barefoot Grin
GOP preparing to commit ritual suicide: Mitch balks at Mueller protections, Peter King joins Nunes….
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How many times can you shoot yourself in the foot and remain upright?
The R’s are desperately trying to find out.
At this point, they are just a self-sustaining, out-of-control derp factory.
It would be funny if it wasn’t really happening. A cartoon we could take, but this is just pitiful to watch.
re: #13 Backwoods_Sleuth
Hannity was always lousy at Family Feud.
O_o
Hannity claims Mueller is trying to get fired: “They seem to be trying to goad the president. He does have the right to fire Mueller. That’s established. But it seems like they want to precipitate some type of crisis because they found no Russia collusion.” (ht @bad_takes) pic.twitter.com/WyjQ1PlqBd
— Angelo Carusone (@GoAngelo) April 11, 2018
JUST IN: Dem overwhelmingly defeats Trump delegate in Florida special election https://t.co/lswKzhLLL4 pic.twitter.com/KHJR5llPom
— The Hill (@thehill) April 11, 2018
“And another one gone, and another one gone…” #AnotherOneBitesTheDust #BlueWave2018 https://t.co/OgCuSsVjaR
— Arch1 (@Arch_LGF) April 11, 2018
Speaking of Seth Meyers…don’t know if this was mentioned around here, but his wife gave birth to their new son in the lobby of his apartment building.
CNN - Seth Meyers’ son born in apartment lobby
Seth Meyers told his “Late Night” audience Monday that when his son, Ashe Olsen, was born two years ago, they worried he might arrive in an Uber.
Ashe’s baby brother apparently decided to top that.
Meyers shared the dramatic story of how his new son, Axel Strahl, was born Sunday in the lobby of their New York apartment building.
Meyers said his wife, Alexi Ashe, progressed pretty quickly in her labor and told him and their midwife she wasn’t going to be able to make it to the car.
Meyers and their doula tried to assure her she’d make it to the hospital, the comedian recalled.
“I’m trying to calm her down,” Meyers said. “I know because I’ve been through exactly one birth. I’m like, ‘This happens all the time.’”
But Alexi Ashe assured them the baby was coming — and actually already had arrived, Meyers said.
“I looked at my wife, and the only way I could describe was she looked like someone who was hiding a baby in a pair of sweatpants,” Meyers said laughing.
…more at link…
re: #21 Backwoods_Sleuth
O_o
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Sorry Lumpy but Mueller doesn’t think like your pal Trump. He was prosecuting gangsters when you were trying to be a Long Island Limbaugh.
re: #22 Archangelus
This was a Democratic district, That Clinton won with 61%. But Berman won with an additional 13%
re: #22 Archangelus
::: doing the happy dance :::
Walkers potato chips celebrates 70th anniversary with limited-edition flavors inspired by the nation’s favorite tastes over the decades. https://t.co/o4B20iT4Hq pic.twitter.com/VYNOtKkRpY
— Ad Age (@adage) April 11, 2018
It’s British, we’re eccentric, leave us alone.
— Liz Mair (@LizMair) April 11, 2018
This is why you lost your empire. https://t.co/DnSJcu6SXU
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) April 11, 2018
re: #25 Belafon
This was a Democratic district, That Clinton won with 61%. But Berman won with an additional 13%
It’s good news because it means we’re voting everywhere. Blue wave will come when already blue areas vote too.
the winkelvoss twins right now pic.twitter.com/hKJbhZIxvr
— Ziwe (@ziwe) April 10, 2018
To be fair, there’s a lot of weird flavored potato chips in China too.
Trump signs executive order pushing for increased work requirements for those receiving public benefits like SNAP - but many recipients already work, just in low-paying jobs. https://t.co/nHJB7VMzQY
— The Associated Press (@AP) April 11, 2018
re: #30 wheat-dogg
To be fair, there’s a lot of weird flavored potato chips in China too.
And then you cross the sea to Japan and the kit kats get weird flavors. I happen to like weird flavored potato chips. Lays had a ketchup flavored one I like but my current favorite is Kettle Chips’ Maple Bacon.
BREAKING: President Trump is considering firing Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein in an effort to put greater limits on special counsel Robert Mueller https://t.co/wSHkflyf0w pic.twitter.com/dVdTXy3SZG
— CNN (@CNN) April 10, 2018
Hi @SenateMajLdr what was that you were saying that protections were unnecessary? https://t.co/jFU6ngsif6
— Calvin (@calvinstowell) April 10, 2018
re: #31 Backwoods_Sleuth
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There’s that friend of the working class and economically anxious. //
re: #28 HappyWarrior
It’s good news because it means we’re voting everywhere. Blue wave will come when already blue areas vote too.
Those additional votes will help statewide candidates. +13 in Houston, San Antonio, Dallas, and Austin will help big time.
Trump ‘certainly believes he has the power’ to fire Mueller, White House says
“Sarah Sanders says a lot of things that are demonstrably false and the President also believes a lot of things that are demonstrably false,” Preet Bharara says https://t.co/I1BQLYUt1o— Anderson Cooper 360° (@AC360) April 11, 2018
The thread downstairs included assertions that people need to get out and vote. However certain states are making it difficult. You probably all heard about the African American woman in Texas sentenced to 5 years in prison because she mistakenly thought she was eligible to vote.washingtonpost.com
This outrageous sentence was imposed to discourage minorities from voting.
—ed to correct typo (I need to read more carefully before posting!)
re: #15 HappyWarrior
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Stormy Daniels’ attorney Michael Avenatti: “I think Michael Cohen is going to fold like a cheap deck of cards on Mr. Trump and the results are going to be very, very bad” https://t.co/5mNbYjgHzE pic.twitter.com/c5J66rklWB
— CNN (@CNN) April 11, 2018
Handwritten notes by the acting deputy attorney general, obtained by @maddow, are 1st contemporaneous record confirming Comey testimony on calls with Trump. Tune in!
— Dafna Linzer (@DafnaLinzer) April 11, 2018
Can’t remember the last time docs like this (the notes plus the two letters she has) leaked from the department. There is a 21st century Deepthroat inside DOJ. https://t.co/4BiAswQlKf
— Matthew Miller (@matthewamiller) April 11, 2018
Blue Apron pulls advertisements from Laura Ingraham’s show https://t.co/CMZYgCm6ur pic.twitter.com/zDpVVE6Wix
— The Hill (@thehill) April 11, 2018
re: #42 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀
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She would have been smart to keep her mouth shut but she had to compare this to Stalinism which you know caused actual people to die rather than an Ann Coulter wannabe to lose advertisers.
re: #30 wheat-dogg
To be fair, there’s a lot of weird flavored potato chips in China too.
They sounded delicious to me. Tikka Masala flavored chips? ((( Drool )))
re: #33 HappyWarrior
And then you cross the sea to Japan and the kit kats get weird flavors. I happen to like weird flavored potato chips. Lays had a ketchup flavored one I like but my current favorite is Kettle Chips’ Maple Bacon.
They had poutine flavored chips up here for a while. They were awesome.
re: #43 HappyWarrior
She would have been smart to keep her mouth shut but she had to compare this to Stalinism which you know caused actual people to die rather than an Ann Coulter wannabe to lose advertisers.
You can certainly argue the continual whining and petulance isn’t a good look for advertisers and she would have kept a few more advertisers if she had accepted the loss and just went on from there.
Durbin went all Jedi mind trick on #Zuckerberg
It took Mark a few minutes to realize Durbin had punked himpic.twitter.com/ACTnvnXVRe— Kanisha J (@KaniJJackson) April 10, 2018
Oh wow.re: #44 MsJ
They sounded delicious to me. Tikka Masala flavored chips? ((( Drool )))
I would dip those bad boys in some raita too! Nom nom.
re: #46 gwangung
You can certainly argue the continual whining and petulance isn’t a good look for advertisers and she would have kept a few more advertisers if she had accepted the loss and just went on from there.
Yep. She could have you know acted like an adult, the thing that the wingers love to hoard over that they’re legally over the Parkland kids.
re: #39 Stanley Sea
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Holy living fuck…you thought David Horowitz’s durr hurr, blacks enslaved blacks and teh noble whites freed them!!!11!! revisionist history was bad?
“Lynching were bad but….” Intellectual diversity demands David Horowitz gets a NY Times column to share heartwarming stories of how white women made sure only the really bad Negroes were lynched. pic.twitter.com/2EigqiXDTz
— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) April 10, 2018
re: #10 Backwoods_Sleuth
“No, don’t have that with me but I will have my team get right back to you an that”
— Daniel Ballard (@RW_Conspirator) April 11, 2018
re: #55 Interesting Times
Holy living fuck…you thought David Horowitz’s durr hurr, blacks enslaved blacks and teh noble whites freed them!!!11!! revisionist history was bad?
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Horowitz lost his mind a long time ago.
Newt Gingrich says that if Trump fires Special Counsel Bob Mueller it would be a “disaster” that would “split” the Republican Party. https://t.co/WTV8hVMfMn
— Peter Nicholas (@PeterWSJ) April 11, 2018
Into what? Trump defenders, really passionate Trump defenders and people generally hiding in the cloakroom? https://t.co/PCRpw4WiGt
— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) April 11, 2018
re: #55 Interesting Times
Holy living fuck…you thought David Horowitz’s durr hurr, blacks enslaved blacks and teh noble whites freed them!!!11!! revisionist history was bad?
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And this is the same David Horowitz who edited Ramparts in the 60s and totally embraced the Black Panthers…then he took a SHARP right turn…
re: #52 Archangelus
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Check out Bart’s Bakery page at bartsbakery.com
They started just making INCREDIBLE chocolate chip cookies and now branched out to oatmeal raisin, gingersnaps, vanilla wafers and the sweet potato shortbread with cranberries.
I hope your day is going as fun & happy as this little guy’s day 🤣 pic.twitter.com/0kov7Qk8vw
— Puppies worlds (@PuppiesworIds) April 8, 2018
Whoa, new to me music. Slick like Asia or Steely Dan, upbeat, big horn, fun lyrics
re: #53 HappyWarrior
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re: #33 HappyWarrior
And then you cross the sea to Japan and the kit kats get weird flavors. I happen to like weird flavored potato chips. Lays had a ketchup flavored one I like but my current favorite is Kettle Chips’ Maple Bacon.
I’m sorry but that is so grotesque that it can only be something from the Trump white house. Even thinking of that is nasty…
What in your opinion are the defining characteristics of a blessing?
— Simon Kane (@slepkane) April 11, 2018
Let’s see - i think it means - & i could be wrong here - when a thieving treasonous sex predator con man takes a big shit on the public’s chest ? That’s - you know - a blessing - https://t.co/1OoWRfYQOQ
— John Cusack (@johncusack) April 11, 2018
re: #7 Backwoods_Sleuth
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Even a first-year law student would know there is the crime-fraud exception to the attorney client privilege
Look they all know
Him
Ingraham
Huckabee
Etc
They’re just saying this stuff
They don’t mean it and they couldn’t back it up in an actual argument
re: #64 William Lewis
I’m sorry but that is so grotesque that it can only be something from the Trump white house. Even thinking of that is nasty…
The ketchup or the maple bacon?
re: #66 dangerman
Look they all know
Him
Ingraham
Huckabee
EtcThey’re just saying this stuff
They don’t mean it and they couldn’t back it up in an actual argument
Huckabee? I don’t know. Ingraham I agree is playing stupid.
re: #66 dangerman
Look they all know
Him
Ingraham
Huckabee
EtcThey’re just saying this stuff
They don’t mean it and they couldn’t back it up in an actual argument
Yes!!!
All day experts on Twitter and TV have been correcting them and I’m like puhlease. This is all bullshit.
re: #65 gocart mozart
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As a christian who is actually willing to wear a big assed cross in public? That idiot has never once known my lord. I don’t care if anyone thinks I’m like those shitheads. I only care that I do NOT actually live like those shitheads so that if someone who gives a fuck and wants to wonder “Why would anyone want to live like that?” and might - just might - think that the way I live is a good thing to follow.
The word for that moment? It’s “Evangelism”.
What the shitheads do? It’s “Satan’s work”. Franklin Graham is very good at that.
re: #33 HappyWarrior
And then you cross the sea to Japan and the kit kats get weird flavors. I happen to like weird flavored potato chips. Lays had a ketchup flavored one I like but my current favorite is Kettle Chips’ Maple Bacon.
Plain Utz potato chips are the absolute zenith of potato chips.
Period.
re: #71 Blind Frog Belly White
Plain Utz potato chips are the absolute zenith of potato chips.
Period.
Those are good, I won’t deny that.
re: #71 Blind Frog Belly White
Plain Utz potato chips are the absolute zenith of potato chips.
Period.
Back home in Pittsburgh, the best chips are from Snyders of Berlin…and the best pretzels are from Snyders of Hanover…
re: #65 gocart mozart
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re: #72 HappyWarrior
Those are good, I won’t deny that.
We always fill up on Utzes when we’re Back East.
Blood stains, speed kills
Fast cars, cheap thrills
Rich girls, fine wine
I’ve lost my sense,
I’ve lost control,
I’ve lost my mind.https://t.co/Fu28lck3hL— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) April 11, 2018
“What a loser Obama was,” Trump says, as he tries to catch up to Nixon. pic.twitter.com/u8AwUT1MJy
— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) April 10, 2018
Funny. It’s like Democrats are *more ethical.* https://t.co/AMxEhqYvI5
— Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness the Charlie Lama (@teleskiguy) April 10, 2018
re: #68 HappyWarrior
Huckabee? I don’t know. Ingraham I agree is playing stupid.
The ex gov not the spox-liar
re: #78 dangerman
The ex gov not the spox-liar
No, I know you meant the father. I think he’s that stupid.
re: #76 Kragar
First time I saw Agent Orange I was 15, at Bluebird Theater in Denver, I rode in a car for four hours (two hours there, two hours back) ‘cause it was a school night. I showed up to school the next morning reeking of cigarettes and booze. Me and my friends made it happen…
The last song of the night was “Bloodstains.” I fucking love that song.
re: #80 HappyWarrior
No, I know you meant the father. I think he’s that stupid.
Well who am I to argue
They’re both idiots
US Evangelical Beatitudes
Blessed are the Sleazy
Blessed are those who Hunger and Thirst after Power
Blessed are the Rich, for they shall receive more tax cuts
Blessed are those who bear False Witness, for they shall gain Employment
Blessed is Sean Hannity, despite everything— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) April 10, 2018
re: #76 Kragar
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Brings back memories of when punk was in full bloom…and Jad Fair came to Pittsburgh…
re: #82 teleskiguy
First time I saw Agent Orange I was 15, at Bluebird Theater in Denver, I rode in a car for four hours (two hours there, two hours back) ‘cause it was a school night. I showed up to school the next morning reeking of cigarettes and booze. Me and my friends made it happen…
The last song of the night was “Bloodstains.” I fucking love that song.
Teleskiguy for morale officer
Thread. Seriously. Read the whole thing (and the anecdote he tells is from the 90s, proving that the toxic turds from which the trump-thing grew have been piling up for a long, long time:)
When I see pundits claim Trump supporters were “tricked”, a part of me dies inside. Because the real problem isn’t being addressed. None of them were tricked. They were just looking for someone to validate their hatred. Trump did. He told them exactly what they wanted to hear.
— Charlotte Clymer🏳️🌈 (@cmclymer) April 10, 2018
It’s late here in Florida
Plenty of time tomorrow for more insanity and hope
Don’t burn the place down……
First Kraft lends the Parkland kids his plane…
But this…this… I’m so confused! LOL
Robert Kraft & 76ers owner Michael Rubin visited Meek Mill at the Chester State Correctional Institution in Pennsylvania today.
“We have to do something with criminal justice reform.”
“This guy’s a great guy. (He) shouldn’t be here.” #FreeMeekpic.twitter.com/VQuKZ4mae4— Only In Boston (@OnlyInBOS) April 10, 2018
This is wild: Trump now welcoming Emir of Qatar to Oval Office after denouncing Qatar in June for supporting terror and supporting Saudi embargo of Qatar blindsiding both Mattis and Tillerson
— Andrea Mitchell (@mitchellreports) April 10, 2018
By sheer coincidence, Qatar *almost* went to Mueller with evidence against Kushner, but just happened to decide not to, and by happenstance Trump really came around to their point of view. Let’s all just be glad blackmail never came up is what I’m saying. https://t.co/MHiXYjzEMs https://t.co/IKePoF2k5B
— Jesse Lee (@JesseCharlesLee) April 10, 2018
re: #89 teleskiguy
Lower case ‘t,’ please.
:)
The auto thing got a mind of its own..like i got no control at all
YOu cAn sTilL haVE tHe JOB
I hate Mitch McConnell so fucking much.
So much.
re: #88 Interesting Times
I live and work with some of those people who wanted “change.” The change they wanted was for things to stop changing, for minorities to stop getting chances, for gays and lesbians to go back into the closet, and for women to stop thinking they could be president.
— (((IntheNumbers))) (@ItsNumbersMan) April 11, 2018
re: #91 JordanRules
First Kraft lends the Parkland kids his plane…
But this…this… I’m so confused! LOL[Embedded content]
I’m confused too. Why on Earth was he supporting Trump?
And in other Evangelical news, the unofficial head of the so-called “seeker-sensitive” movement, Bill Hybels, stepped down as head pastor of Willow Creek Community Church in suburban Chicago. Willow Creek is a megachurch with 25,000 attendees a weekend. Hybels was scheduled to retire in six months, but in the wake of the #MeToo and #ChurchToo movements, some women have come out to say that Hybels was inappropriate (at best) with them.
Here’s the first story by the Chicago Tribune, with all the details:
chicagotribune.com
Here’s the resignation:
chicagotribune.com
It should be noted that Hybels’ church is, in its polity, rather liberal. A woman will become executive pastor and there are (and have been) woman elders in his church. I can imagine more conservative Evangelicals are saying this problem occurred because women weren’t told to sit down and shut up, just like the Bible says.
re: #96 HappyWarrior
I’m confused too. Why on Earth was he supporting Trump?
Maybe he really wants the Superbowl ring back that Putin jacked from him and Trump wasn’t getting the job done. LOL
re: #98 JordanRules
Maybe he really wants the Superbowl ring back that Putin jacked from him and Trump wasn’t getting the job done. LOL
Hahaha guess so. Seriously though, I’m glad he’s doing this but he as always mystifies me.
You have the right not to be killed
Murder is a crime
Unless it was done
By a policeman
Or an aristocrat
Oh, know your rights…https://t.co/GDHwYSsbyx— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) April 11, 2018
coming down from my lurker’s perch in the rafters….I admit I am horrid with people’s names, but I do remember the LGF dogos
I just had this account come across my twitter feed and knew it belonged here
Link
— heelersbot (@heelersbot) April 11, 2018
re: #91 JordanRules
I will totally hate that fucking guy if he makes me like him.
re: #2 wheat-dogg
IOW the POTUS is unable to perform his duties and should be sidelined ASAP.
But thanks to the spineless fucking GOP, that’s not going to happen.
re: #90 dangerman
Don’t burn the place down……
Can’t we just go ahead and get the five day? pic.twitter.com/9ldXCZXCsF
— Schooley (@Rschooley) April 11, 2018
re: #102 BigPapa
I will totally hate that fucking guy if he makes me like him.
Heh you’re telling me.
re: #104 Eclectic Cyborg
But thanks to the spineless fucking GOP, that’s not going to happen.
It’s the fault of the DEMOCRAPS and DEEP STATE ACTORS for making it impossible for Trump to MAGA!!!!
re: #66 dangerman
Look they all know
Him
Ingraham
Huckabee
EtcThey’re just saying this stuff
They don’t mean it and they couldn’t back it up in an actual argument
Huckabee isn’t a lawyer, is he? Therefore his understanding of attorney-client privilege is probably based on Law & Order.
re: #109 Hecuba’s daughter
Huckabee isn’t a lawyer, is he? Therefore his understanding of attorney-client privilege is probably based on
Law & OrderNight Court.
Classic Larry David
Larry David takes his daughter to tour every Civil War battlefield pic.twitter.com/5gcPgaWsI8
— History Lovers Club (@historylvrsclub) April 11, 2018
re: #109 Hecuba’s daughter
Huckabee isn’t a lawyer, is he? Therefore his understanding of attorney-client privilege is probably based on Law & Order.
Nope. He’s not.
re: #91 JordanRules
First Kraft lends the Parkland kids his plane…
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I read about the case in the Philly Inquirer recently. I need to go back and find it. IIRC, Meek is no saint but the guy who arrested him was a painfully stereotypical crooked Philly cop. A lot of his past arrests were being called into question or overturned.
That said, it’s hard to believe two nauseatingly rich guys suddenly have found their inner social justice warrior.
re: #81 Feline Fearless Leader
Oh yes, we missed you.
re: #113 Mattand
I read about the case in the Philly Inquirer recently. I need to go back and find it. IIRC, Meek is no saint but the guy who arrested him was a painfully stereotypical crooked Philly cop. A lot of his past arrests were being called into question or overturned.
That said, it’s hard to believe two nauseatingly rich guys suddenly have found their inner social justice warrior.
Exactly. And it’s just bizarre as fuck that Meek is their entry into justice system reform and publicly at that. Weird.
re: #24 HappyWarrior
“Sorry Lumpy but Mueller doesn’t think like your pal Trump. He was prosecuting gangsters when you were trying to be a Long Island Limbaugh.”
I’ve been thinking since Trump first began attacking the FBI, showing he doesn’t trust our intelligence agencies, and demonstrating his disdain for the DOJ, that officials at these agencies would make him and his cronies pay. Trump may be headed for a lesson related to the old adage, “Payback is a mthrfkr.” He’s been running his damn mouth by disparaging dedicated, lifelong career persons in these agencies, and I’ve been hoping that they would get around to nailing his ass for something. I’ve also been thinking the major reason he’s whining about the Cohen warrants isn’t because he cares so much for his “friend,” but because he’s not 100% sure that when it comes to Cohen having to choose between saving his own hide or saving Trump’s hide, Cohen will choose to save his own.
re: #116 majii
“Sorry Lumpy but Mueller doesn’t think like your pal Trump. He was prosecuting gangsters when you were trying to be a Long Island Limbaugh.”
I’ve been thinking since Trump first began attacking the FBI, showing he doesn’t trust our intelligence agencies, and demonstrating his disdain for the DOJ, that officials at these agencies would make him and his cronies pay. Trump may be headed for a lesson related to the old adage, “Payback is a mthrfkr.” He’s been running his damn mouth by disparaging dedicated, lifelong career persons in these agencies, and I’ve been hoping that they would get around to nailing his ass for something. I’ve also been thinking the major reason he’s whining about the Cohen warrants isn’t because he cares so much for his “friend,” but because he’s not 100% sure that when it comes to Cohen having to choose between saving his own hide or saving Trump’s hide, Cohen will choose to save his own.
I think Trump, his lackeys, and cronies are totally underestimating Mueller. He wants to get to the bottom of this and if it means Trump has to go to jail, so be it.
Efficiency and progress is ours once more
Now that we have the Neutron bomb
It’s nice and quick and clean and gets things done
Away with excess enemy
But no less value to property
No sense in war but perfect sense at homehttps://t.co/JBxHE4ujQq— Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness the Charlie Lama (@teleskiguy) April 11, 2018
Best line of the night from talking to a GOP congressman: “It’s like Forrest Gump won the presidency, but an evil, really f*cking stupid Forrest Gump.”
— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) April 11, 2018
re: #117 Mattand
Booping that nose..what kind of doggo?
re: #123 JordanRules
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One that you enable Erick. Keep that in mind, Champ the next time you complain about the left.
re: #94 JordanRules
I hate Mitch McConnell so fucking much.
So much.
Every ethical person should. He has no redeeming characteristics (except he may not be a misogynist)
re: #116 majii
“Sorry Lumpy but Mueller doesn’t think like your pal Trump. He was prosecuting gangsters when you were trying to be a Long Island Limbaugh.”
I’ve been thinking since Trump first began attacking the FBI, showing he doesn’t trust our intelligence agencies, and demonstrating his disdain for the DOJ, that officials at these agencies would make him and his cronies pay. Trump may be headed for a lesson related to the old adage, “Payback is a mthrfkr.” He’s been running his damn mouth by disparaging dedicated, lifelong career persons in these agencies, and I’ve been hoping that they would get around to nailing his ass for something. I’ve also been thinking the major reason he’s whining about the Cohen warrants isn’t because he cares so much for his “friend,” but because he’s not 100% sure that when it comes to Cohen having to choose between saving his own hide or saving Trump’s hide, Cohen will choose to save his own.
Not just disparaging but actively ruining their lives, screwing with their pensions and careers. Think McCabe and their petty firing of him 24 hours short of full retirement. There’s no way they, the career officers, will let that go.
re: #91 JordanRules
First Kraft lends the Parkland kids his plane…
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Kraft has always been a good guy, and a lifelong Democrat. Apparently when his wife passed Trump was there for him as much as anyone. Visiting regularly and calling him at least once a week for an entire year to check up on him. It is hard to look past that sort of personal relationship. Also, remember, Kraft never told anyone who he actually voted for.
re: #128 danarchy
Kraft has always been a good guy, and a lifelong Democrat. Apparently when his wife passed Trump was there for him as much as anyone. Visiting regularly and calling him at least once a week for an entire year to check up on him. It is hard to look past that sort of personal relationship. Also, remember, Kraft never told anyone who he actually voted for.
Very interesting! Wow.
I’m glad my Pat’s hate was not reliant on him as a complete MAGA boogie man. I have many other silly sports ball reasons. They’re too close to my Steelers as far as championship jewelry goes and my 9 year old self loved Walter Peyton and crew in ‘85.
re: #128 danarchy
Kraft has always been a good guy, and a lifelong Democrat. Apparently when his wife passed Trump was there for him as much as anyone. Visiting regularly and calling him at least once a week for an entire year to check up on him. It is hard to look past that sort of personal relationship. Also, remember, Kraft never told anyone who he actually voted for.
That seems so unlike Trump. I didn’t think he ever exhibited human compassion or concern for anyone outside himself.
I don’t like how loudly my kids just laughed when I told them they need to be nicer to me because many #MAGA folks on twitter consider me “Hollywood elite”
— andy lassner (@andylassner) April 11, 2018
re: #127 MsJ
“There’s no way they, the career officers, will let that go.”
That’s exactly who I’m counting on. Trump doesn’t understand that a majority of the career officers place loyalty to the nation over party loyalty and feel little, if any, loyalty to him. He disrespects them whenever he chooses, so I cannot imagine them taking any heat on his behalf on any matter. If I were a career officer and Trump got into deep trouble and I could help him, I wouldn’t be an Ollie North. Trump has never been held accountable for all of the sh*t that he’s done for 71 years. I’ll get an extreme amount of pleasure from seeing him disgraced at an international level. I’m seeing Step 1 as his sudden announcement that he’s not going to the summit in South America and is sending Pence in his place. For someone often described by his supporters a being a “strong leader,” he sure wimps out when the going gets even a little bit rough. I’m not convinced that the situation in Syria is the reason he’s decided not to attend the summit, but I am thinking he wants to avoid being laughed at to his face and behind his back among his peers. If I were one of them, I’d be giving him a hard side eye, and every time I looked at him, I’d have a puzzled look on my face to send him the message that he’s the stupidest leader in the group and doesn’t know sh*t about sh*t. No matter how much time WH staffers spend prepping him, Trump simply doesn’t have the intellectual capacity to understand and remember very much. I noticed the look on the faces of those sitting with him at the WH yesterday when he went way off script. They looked as if they wanted to be anywhere else except in the same room with him. He’s an international embarrassment and is too stupid to know it.