Trump: Who Needs Preparation and Planning When You Have the Most Tremendous Intuition of Any Human Being Ever?

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Don’t worry, folks. We have a president with psychic superpowers now. Trump says he’ll size up Kim Jong Un ‘within the first minute’ of Singapore summit.

There are not enough facepalms in all of human history to express how I feel about this.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:00:22pm

ummmm

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wrenchwench  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:00:41pm
Don’t worry, folks. We have a president with psychotic superpowers now

FTFY

There are not enough facepalms in all of human history to express how I feel about this.

Can’t fix that one.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:03:40pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:06:24pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:07:36pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:09:00pm

2 years ago:

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jaunte  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:14:05pm

I like the way the filter in the top image shows off his head made of stone.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:20:50pm
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Charles Johnson  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:21:53pm

re: #7 jaunte

I like the way the filter in the top image shows off his head made of stone.

Exactly the effect I was going for.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:21:55pm

re: #8 Backwoods_Sleuth

Who are the snowflakes now, bitches?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:22:48pm
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HappyWarrior  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:23:43pm

re: #8 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Proof they’re not interested in fixing the party at all.

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HappyWarrior  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:24:21pm

re: #11 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Schmidt is right.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:26:11pm

re: #8 Backwoods_Sleuth

About fucking time. And no “Switched party affiliation to Democrat for the election” BS either please.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:27:31pm

Trump says that he will know “within the first minute” whether or not the North Korea summit is going well.

“How?”

Trump: “My touch. My feel. That’s what I do.”

And this, in a nutshell, is the issue:

he utters baseless, unsubstantiated and ultimately meaningless statements like this all the time and they are taken up and reported and discussed as if they had any merit or substance instead of being called out for what they are.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:28:19pm

re: #8 Backwoods_Sleuth

You have to be a Democrat to run as a Democrat now.
If this outrages you, just wait until you find out that you have to be on the Eagles to actually be Quarterback for the Eagles.

DNC rule change angers Sanders supporters

Does the Pope have to be Catholic?

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HappyWarrior  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:29:45pm

Bernie got his way on a lot of issues and still he and his supporters pout. I’m hoping Bernie is a footnote in 2020 if even that. He very clearly is only interested in his own power.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:30:27pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:30:51pm

re: #17 HappyWarrior

Bernie got his way on a lot of issues and still he and his supporters pout. I’m hoping Bernie is a footnote in 2020 if even that. He very clearly is only interested in his own power.

Screw Bernie and the Jillshills who are absolutely in league with Bannon to burn the country down.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:31:02pm

I do hope when Dems take back power they pass some laws and rules to prevent a Trumptastrophe from ever happening again.

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jaunte  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:31:11pm
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sagehen  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:31:59pm

re: #18 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Right. ‘Cause if he doesn’t get there on time, Air Force One will leave without him.

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Citizen K  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:33:58pm

re: #15 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Trump says that he will know “within the first minute” whether or not the North Korea summit is going well.

“How?”

Trump: “My touch. My feel. That’s what I do.”

And this, in a nutshell, is the issue:

he utters baseless, unsubstantiated and ultimately meaningless statements like this all the time and they are taken up and reported and discussed as if they had any merit or substance instead of being called out for what they are.

He is the walking, living, breathing personification of Dunning-Kruger. And yet people mistake his unfounded confidence for expertise as well, especially the media. The same media that attacked Hillary for being informed, and acting on the knowledge that she was informed. They worship baseless confidence over well-founded confidence, because….reasons? The only steady thing seems to be the assumption of GOP validity and the corollary assumption of Dem illegitimacy and inferiority.

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Charles Johnson  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:34:19pm
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TedStriker  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:35:19pm

re: #8 Backwoods_Sleuth

Fuck the BernieBros; Bernie exploited a weakness in the DNC rules and in Wasserman-Schultz to co-opt the party machinery in order to massage his fucking ego, the rest of the party be damned.

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Single-handed sailor  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:37:37pm
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Anymouse 🌹  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:38:45pm

re: #8 Backwoods_Sleuth

You have to be a Democrat to run as a Democrat now.
If this outrages you, just wait until you find out that you have to be on the Eagles to actually be Quarterback for the Eagles.

My wife: What? What? You mean the Cubs can’t play for the Eagles now?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:39:30pm

re: #26 Single-handed sailor

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Thing is, this is the very image his supporters want to see: a proud defiant American standing up for his nation’s interests.

The rest of us see it for what it is: a temper tantrum.

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jaunte  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:39:32pm
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:40:07pm

re: #27 Anymouse 🌹

My wife: What? What? You mean the Cubs can’t play for the Eagles now?

so I see that you have overtaken me in Karma points in half the time it took me to get there

Damn, you Anymouse!

/

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Anymouse 🌹  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:40:16pm

re: #12 HappyWarrior

Proof they’re not interested in fixing the party at all.

Oh, they’re interested in fixing it alright …

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Charles Johnson  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:40:45pm
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TedStriker  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:46:43pm

re: #31 Anymouse 🌹

Oh, they’re interested in fixing it alright …

To be the Party of Bernie the Unerring.

There is precious little difference between Bernie and Trump.

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Anymouse 🌹  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:46:45pm

re: #30 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

so I see that you have overtaken me in Karma points in half the time it took me to get there

Damn, you Anymouse!

/

I’m not sure why that is. I’m definitely not close to the most-informed or most interesting person here. I only stumbled into LGF after I read Huffington Post’s article about Mr. Johnson’s shift in focus here.

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Dr Lizardo  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:46:51pm

Here’s a cut from the album of undiscovered John Coltrane, Both Directions At Once: The Lost Album:

John Coltrane - Untitled Original 11383 (Visualizer)

Wowsers.

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Citizen K  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:47:17pm

They. Do. Not. Get. It.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:48:44pm

re: #34 Anymouse 🌹

I’m not sure why that is. I’m definitely not close to the most-informed or most interesting person here. I only stumbled into LGF after I read Huffington Post’s article about Mr. Johnson’s shift in focus here.

liberal bias

/

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Charles Johnson  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:49:35pm
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HappyWarrior  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:51:58pm

re: #36 Citizen K

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They. Do. Not. Get. It.

Yeah we should treat Alex Jones who believes Anthony Bourdain was murdered as a serious voice, Maggie. Sigh

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Charles Johnson  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:52:22pm
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Anymouse 🌹  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:52:38pm

LOL

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HappyWarrior  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:54:16pm

re: #41 Anymouse 🌹

This is why Trump won.//

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HappyWarrior  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:56:48pm

re: #33 TedStriker

To be the Party of Bernie the Unerring.

There is precious little difference between Bernie and Trump.

I’m only 30 and I feel I’ve done more to elect Democrats than Bernie.

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nines09  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:57:58pm

Trump says that he will know “within the first minute” whether or not the North Korea summit is going well.

“How?”

Trump: “My touch. My feel. That’s what I do.” (via ABC)

But what if he can’t get his hands around it? Huh? Huh? Huh?

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Charles Johnson  Jun 9, 2018 • 12:58:19pm

Whenever I see photos of a naked bike ride, I realize again why people wear clothes.

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ObserverArt  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:03:59pm

re: #1 Backwoods_Sleuth

ummmm

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Wait. Wasn’t George Papadopoulos getting all loose lipped in an English bar?

And, Papadopoulos communicated with the London-based professor, Joseph Mifsud who went missing, right?

Hmmmm. Interesting.

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Anymouse 🌹  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:04:07pm

Last year, Tea Pain sussed out that what was going on between Alfa Bank/Trump Tower/Spectrum Health was database replication. He then posted what he learned from the available data to his blog.

A year later, he notes he was recently questioned by four news outlets about his hypothesis, so he went back and took another look at the data and what he wrote then.

He now has an update, as he says “the answer was staring him right in the face.”

teapainusa.wordpress.com

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BeachDem  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:10:02pm

Trump: “My touch. My feel. That’s what I do.”

Trump’s preparation for his meeting with Kim was listening to Broadway show albums:

Silent music starts to play
With one look you’ll know
All you need to know
With one look
I’ll ignite a blaze
I’ll return to my glory days

Elaine Page With one look Sunset Boulevard

He Touched Me
he put his hand near mine and then he touched me
i felt a sudden tingle when he touched me
a sparkle, a glow
He knew it, it wasn’t accidental
no, he knew it
he smiled and seemed to tell me so
all through it
he knew it, I Know

“He Touched Me” Barbra Streisand

I don’t know what is going on
Can’t work it out at all
Whatever made you choose me
I just can’t believe my eyes
You look at me as though
You couldn’t bear to lose me

Unexpected Song- Bernadette Peter’s Excellent Performance

Then, (as if) upon reflection:

No one in your life is with you constantly
No one is completely on your side
And though I move my world to be with him
Still the gap between us is too wide
Looking back, I could have played it differently
Learned about the man before I fell
But I was ever so much younger then

Elaine Paige, Barbara Dickson - I Know Him So Well “From CHESS”

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ObserverArt  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:15:36pm

re: #25 TedStriker

Fuck the BernieBros; Bernie exploited a weakness in the DNC rules and in Wasserman-Schultz to co-opt the party machinery in order to massage his fucking ego, the rest of the party be damned.

If there was any weakness on the part of Wasserman-Schultz it was she was trying to get some people in the race to run against Hillary to, well, make it a race. She most likely thought it would be easy and over quickly.

Did anyone expect Sanders to do what he did?

Be honest.

I knew of Bernie Sanders, I did not know he was going to get such a groundswell of support by promising pie and ice cream for free?

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ObserverArt  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:17:44pm

re: #30 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

so I see that you have overtaken me in Karma points in half the time it took me to get there

Damn, you Anymouse!

/

Don’t let it bother you, he’s a karma slut. Posts tweets to get updings and he doesn’t even tweet. He’s only in this for the glory! /

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jaunte  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:18:58pm

re: #48 BeachDem

Also, the touch, the feel.. of cotton.

Cotton - The Fabric of Our Lives ad from 1992

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Anymouse 🌹  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:19:10pm

re: #50 ObserverArt

Don’t let it bother you, he’s a karma slut. Posts tweets to get updings and he doesn’t even tweet. He’s only in this for the glory! /

LOL “karma slut.”

I spread the good will around; I upfist almost everyone who responds to a comment I write.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:22:17pm

re: #49 ObserverArt

If there was any weakness on the part of Wasserman-Schultz it was she was trying to get some people in the race to run against Hillary to, well, make it a race. She most likely thought it would be easy and over quickly.

Did anyone expect Sanders to do what he did?

Be honest.

I knew of Bernie Sanders, I did not know he was going to get such a groundswell of support by promising pie and ice cream for free?

Nor did DSW reckon with the massive degree of ratfucking that would characterize the Bernie campaign. I really wonder how much of his “support” was int he form of trolls and bots out to do anything to weaken Hillary.

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ObserverArt  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:23:29pm

From the rock opera Trumpy by The Who:

The Who - See Me, Feel Me / Listening to You

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BlueSpotinAL  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:25:35pm

re: #22 sagehen

Right. ‘Cause if he doesn’t get there on time, Air Force One will leave without him.

We could only hope!

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ObserverArt  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:26:41pm

re: #53 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Nor did DSW reckon with the massive degree of ratfucking that would characterize the Bernie campaign. I really wonder how much of his “support” was int he form of trolls and bots out to do anything to weaken Hillary.

I think that has already been proven. The Russians were out to help anyone but Hillary. If they could siphon off enough votes in the major states by backing Bernie and Jill, then all the better. They knew the numbers game with the Electoral College. They played them well.

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wrenchwench  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:27:40pm

re: #53 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I really wonder how much of his “support” was int he form of trolls bros and bots out to do anything to weaken Hillary.

The bros were out in force, looking for all ways to weaken Hillary. Bros, reactionaries, misogynists lefty and righty, a veritable basket of enemies.

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ObserverArt  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:28:52pm

re: #57 wrenchwench

The bros were out in force, looking for all ways to weaken Hillary. Bros, reactionaries, misogynists lefty and righty, a veritable basket of enemies.

Yeah, it was deplorable.

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Anymouse 🌹  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:29:13pm

Juanita Jean weighed in with a question regarding Sarah Huckabee Sanders’s assertion that the President can shut down any investigation and not be guilty of obstruction.

If that was the case, could Pence kill Trump then shut down the investigation?

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BlueSpotinAL  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:30:20pm

Every time Trump says Fake News, the media should say Fake President.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:32:14pm

re: #60 BlueSpotinAL

Every time Trump says Fake News, the media should say Fake President.

and that is the problem

whenever he makes an unsubstantiated claim or statement they should ask him to offer substantiation or shut up

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The Major  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:33:53pm

re: #54 ObserverArt
So I’m off by two days…

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JordanRules  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:37:31pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:37:45pm

Trump didn’t invent the term Fake News, he just weaponized the fuck out of it.

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HappyWarrior  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:42:38pm

re: #63 JordanRules

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Cheers good sir.

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JordanRules  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:44:36pm

That was a fun day on Twitter.

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HappyWarrior  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:46:07pm

re: #66 JordanRules

That was a fun day on Twitter.

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Oh yes I remember that. Yet another reason why I don’t take TYT seriously.

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goddamnedfrank  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:49:01pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:49:35pm
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BeachDem  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:55:42pm

re: #57 wrenchwench

The bros were out in force, looking for all ways to weaken Hillary. Bros, reactionaries, misogynists lefty and righty, a veritable basket of enemies.

And, I don’t want to piss on anyone’s cornflakes, but they’re still out there. Nina’s nincompoops in Our (not my) Revolution, the “non-partisan” peeps in Action Together, the “Justice Democrats,” Brand New Congress—they don’t just support their favored candidates; they do everything they can (at least around here) to throw dirt and crap on anyone who doesn’t subscribe to their views, so, when their unicorn candidates lose their primaries (as they often do), the candidate left standing to face the Republicans comes from a weakened starting point in the general.

Same shit, different day—every day.

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ObserverArt  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:58:16pm

re: #69 Joe Bacon 🌹

josephebacon 🌹
@josephebacon
With a big assist from you publishing lie after lie about Hillary!

4:49 PM - Jun 9, 2018

Joe, you can’t call Maggie a liar like that. She didn’t lie about Hillary.

She demonstrably falsehooded.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Jun 9, 2018 • 1:59:06pm

re: #70 BeachDem

And, I don’t want to piss on anyone’s cornflakes, but they’re still out there. Nina’s nincompoops in Our (not my) Revolution, the “non-partisan” peeps in Action Together, the “Justice Democrats,” Brand New Congress—they don’t just support their favored candidates; they do everything they can (at least around here) to throw dirt and crap on anyone who doesn’t subscribe to their views, so, when their unicorn candidates lose their primaries (as they often do), the candidate left standing to face the Republicans comes from a weakened starting point in the general.

Same shit, different day—every day.

I just look at how the Nina Nincompoops fucked up the Los Angeles School Board races and now there is a majority of the board favoring charter schools and starving the public schools even more.

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wrenchwench  Jun 9, 2018 • 2:00:27pm

re: #70 BeachDem

And, I don’t want to piss on anyone’s cornflakes, but they’re still out there. Nina’s nincompoops in Our (not my) Revolution, the “non-partisan” peeps in Action Together, the “Justice Democrats,” Brand New Congress—they don’t just support their favored candidates; they do everything they can (at least around here) to throw dirt and crap on anyone who doesn’t subscribe to their views, so, when their unicorn candidates lose their primaries (as they often do), the candidate left standing to face the Republicans comes from a weakened starting point in the general.

Same shit, different day—every day.

And they won’t take down their Bernie signs nor remove the bumper stickers. It takes effort every day not to kick a car. Did I say that out loud?

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Jun 9, 2018 • 2:00:42pm

re: #71 ObserverArt

Joe, you can’t call Maggie a liar like that. She didn’t lie about Hillary.

She demonstrably falsehooded.

She can manipulate all the murky muddled metaphors she wants but the bottom line is that the shrew LIED!

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Anymouse 🌹  Jun 9, 2018 • 2:08:48pm

re: #71 ObserverArt

Joe, you can’t call Maggie a liar like that. She didn’t lie about Hillary.

She demonstrably falsehooded.

Or put an asterisk on her hyperbole.

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BigPapa  Jun 9, 2018 • 2:09:33pm

re: #66 JordanRules

Aw, that was hella funny. Might need to troll his Twitter Murder.

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Unshaken Defiance  Jun 9, 2018 • 2:13:53pm

re: #68 goddamnedfrank

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Jun 9, 2018 • 3:22:13pm

re: #28 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Thing is, this is the very image his supporters want to see: a proud defiant American standing up for his nation’s interests.

The rest of us see it for what it is: a temper tantrum.

Had to throw on a HazMat suit and check; yup, the freepers are orgasming.


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