Making Evolution Funky: VULFPECK, “Darwin Derby”

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VULFPECK /// Darwin Derby
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Antwaun Stanley — vocals, composer
Theo Katzman — vocals, guitar, talkbox, composer
Cory Wong — guitar
Jack Stratton — drums, spoken word, mixing, composer
Woody Goss — piano
Joey Dosik — piano
Joe Dart — fender bass
Andre Cantave — engineer
Janie Korn — animation
Jonathon Meier — animation
Jake Hartsfield — camera
Devin Kerr — mastering

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374 comments

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Charles Johnson  Nov 17, 2018 • 4:38:02pm
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Targetpractice  Nov 17, 2018 • 4:40:36pm

I’m genuinely not sure which I find scarier: That our president* really is that dumb…or that he’s become so senile that it’s impossible to tell the difference.

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 4:42:08pm

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ObserverArt  Nov 17, 2018 • 4:43:35pm

This is Fine

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 4:45:13pm

re: #2 Targetpractice

I’m genuinely not sure which I find scarier: That our president* really is that dumb…or that he’s become so senile that it’s impossible to tell the difference.

It’s the same moron that went on and on and on about Obama telling people to check their tire pressure that is spewing this nonsense as POTUS.

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TedStriker  Nov 17, 2018 • 4:45:26pm

re: #4 ObserverArt

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Maybe Trump should have raked…

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Targetpractice  Nov 17, 2018 • 4:47:01pm

re: #5 bd(soros funded)

It’s the same moron that went on and on and on about Obama telling people to check their tire pressure that is spewing this nonsense as POTUS.

The people who criticized Obama for telling people to check their tire pressures or snickered that “Gore thinks he invented the Internet!” now think Trump is insightful for saying that the wildfires could have been avoided if they just went out and raked the forests.

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ObserverArt  Nov 17, 2018 • 4:50:24pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

What the hell is going on at the time to have him make that face I wonder?

He is just plain weird. And getting weirder by the day.

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 4:50:59pm

re: #7 Targetpractice

The people who criticized Obama for telling people to check their tire pressures or snickered that “Gore thinks he invented the Internet!” now think Trump is insightful for saying that the wildfires could have been avoided if they just went out and raked the forests.

yeah, that is different somehow.

OBAMA SAID WE HAVE 57 STATES!!

If only the forest had a gun it could have prevented this fire.

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 17, 2018 • 4:51:52pm
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Skip Intro  Nov 17, 2018 • 4:53:42pm

re: #10 The Vicious Babushka

Trump’s new EPA guy is going to fix that STAT!

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 17, 2018 • 4:54:32pm
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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 4:55:16pm

re: #11 Skip Intro

Trump’s new EPA guy is going to fix that STAT!

Tax the hell out of windfarms and give that money to the coal company owners

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jaunte  Nov 17, 2018 • 4:55:49pm

And president Dimwit says “I like Rake!”

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 17, 2018 • 4:55:54pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 17, 2018 • 4:56:14pm
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Patricia Kayden  Nov 17, 2018 • 4:58:29pm
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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:00:22pm

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fern01  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:00:50pm

re: #2 Targetpractice

I’m genuinely not sure which I find scarier: That our president* really is that dumb…or that he’s become so senile that it’s impossible to tell the difference.

He is really that dumb - so I am waiting to read the answers he sent to Mueller - the ones that he wrote himself.

60 million Americans elected someone that dumb to be their dear leader.

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TedStriker  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:00:53pm

re: #10 The Vicious Babushka

It’s now cheaper to build a new wind farm than to keep a coal plant running cbsnews.com pic.twitter.com

— CBS News (@CBSNews) November 18, 2018

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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BeachDem  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:03:28pm

re: #12 Patricia Kayden

According to Kelly O’Donnell, the moron briefly referred to town of Paradise as “Pleasure” but caught himself and asked for clarification.

I can’t stand listening to his assholiness, but if somebody can find a clip of it, I’ll be your BFF.

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fern01  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:03:47pm

re: #8 ObserverArt

What the hell is going on at the time to have him make that face I wonder?

He is just plain weird. And getting weirder by the day.

He didn’t want to be there and he sure didn’t want to have to breathe that air. After dissing the troops someone must have told him to go to California or the rest of the WHPC would turn into Acosta.

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TedStriker  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:04:45pm

re: #16 The Vicious Babushka

You could go to any random bar and pick out the drunkest person there and they would make more sense than this.

— David Futrelle (@DavidFutrelle) November 18, 2018

It’s official: a malevolent version of Brick Tamland is the President.

I love lamp - Anchorman

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jaunte  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:06:55pm
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Unshaken Defiance  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:07:47pm

One more time…

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:08:41pm

Shouldn’t you libtards be thankful that Trump wants us to have a good climate?

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plansbandc  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:08:44pm

Can (mostly) avoid hearing his voice or seeing him, but as hard as I try, it’s impossible to miss reading his idiocy. I loathe him. I loathe that he has the support he has, and I am embarrassed for the country every time he opens his fat orange mouth.

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CleverToad  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:10:59pm

re: #12 Patricia Kayden

Please can we have a reporter frame it along these lines: “After seeing this devastation, what changes are you going to make in your administration’s climate change policy?”

Not that he’ll have the faintest idea, just want to watch him gobble.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:12:52pm

re: #10 The Vicious Babushka

Trump believes wind power blades slaughter thousands of birds every day. And at least one congressman thinks the generators slow down the earth because they steal power from the wind.

But coal is beautiful and good!

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:14:51pm

re: #19 fern01

He is really that dumb - so I am waiting to read the answers he sent to Mueller - the ones that he wrote himself.

60 million Americans elected someone that dumb to be their dear leader.

I wonder if he used a Sharpie.

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jaunte  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:14:53pm

re: #29 wheat-dogg

Windpower: ruins the view from his golf courses.
Coal: gives him campaign contributions and other bribes, is not in his back yard.

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:15:23pm

re: #29 wheat-dogg

Trump believes wind power blades slaughter thousands of birds every day. And at least one congressman thinks the generators slow down the earth because they steal power from the wind.

But coal is beautiful and good!

lol, I hadn’t heard about the earth slowing down bit…

why do the wingnuts hate renewable energy so much? just to pwn the libs?

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:17:34pm

re: #29 wheat-dogg

I hope DT never sees this: I own solar panels and solar storage batteries. They are great at keeping my cell phone, my tablet and computer all charged up. If I were to get bigger panels I could possibly lower my electric bill to single digits. I do not understand how coal with all of its hazards is better.

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:18:21pm

re: #33 PhillyPretzel

I hope DT never sees this: I own solar panels and solar storage batteries. They are great at keeping my cell phone, my tablet and computer all charged up. If I were to get bigger panels I could possibly lower my electric bill to single digits. I do not understand how coal with all of its hazards is better.

You are not the CEO of a coal company.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:18:53pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:19:22pm

Fun email

Stopping the New Liberal Majority Back to Messages
From: “Jim DeMint” (patriot@patriotbundle.com)

An attempt to solicit donations for Conservative Partnership Institute with an offer for Tucker Carlson’s book Ship of Fools

This is the revenge of the Swamp.

We need a CONSERVATIVE FIREWALL.

We’re working right now to help conservative lawmakers make preparations to stop the liberal assault that is coming, but we need your help to succeed.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:20:11pm

re: #32 bd(soros funded)

lol, I hadn’t heard about the earth slowing down bit…

why do the wingnuts hate renewable energy so much? just to pwn the libs?

Well, I got it wrong. It wasn’t the earth but the wind. Rep. Joe Barton is the guy, though.

message.snopes.com

I also recall reading some politician or preacher warning that solar panels steal power from the Sun, hastening its demise.

ADDENDUM: It seems some RWNJs glommed onto a satirical article and took it seriously. discovery.com

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:23:10pm
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Charles Johnson  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:24:11pm
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jaunte  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:24:25pm

Who thinks Trump has ever touched a rake?

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:24:33pm

re: #37 wheat-dogg

They do not understand how solar panels work. Please excuse me for saying this but they are idiots.
en.wikipedia.org

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Unshaken Defiance  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:25:37pm

After you rake, be sure to polish that 33 million acres.

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BeachDem  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:27:07pm

re: #40 jaunte

Who thinks Trump has ever touched a rake?

He’s probably never touched one, but has stepped on many…

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:27:45pm

re: #41 PhillyPretzel

They do not understand how solar panels work. Please excuse me for saying this but they are idiots.
en.wikipedia.org

No argument there.

As a former science teacher, I can attest to the poor scientific knowledge of our population. I was astonished as a high school teacher that some of my students, most from well-to-do families, had no understanding of fairly basic scientific principles, like why the Moon has phases and why we have seasons.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:28:32pm

re: #42 Unshaken Defiance

After you rake, be sure to polish that 33 million acres.

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Time to buy shares in the Minwax company!

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teleskiguy  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:28:44pm
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ObserverArt  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:28:50pm

re: #40 jaunte

Who thinks Trump has ever touched a rake?

I’d be surprised if he has ever touched any tool of any kind for any purpose.

Oh wait, he has used those plated and shiny shovels to turn over some pile of loose dirt at a building kick off.

FAKE TOOLS!

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:30:13pm

re: #37 wheat-dogg

Well, I got it wrong. It wasn’t the earth but the wind. Rep. Joe Barton is the guy, though.

message.snopes.com

I also recall reading some politician or preacher warning that solar panels steal power from the Sun, hastening its demise.

Yep and opening your doors with the AC on cool the surrounding area, that is why the south is now cool in the summer.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:30:35pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:32:07pm

re: #33 PhillyPretzel

I hope DT never sees this: I own solar panels and solar storage batteries. They are great at keeping my cell phone, my tablet and computer all charged up. If I were to get bigger panels I could possibly lower my electric bill to single digits. I do not understand how coal with all of its hazards is better.

We’re taking delivery of another 10 panels on Tuesday.
Getting closer to independence.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:34:25pm

re: #40 jaunte

Who thinks Trump has ever touched a rake?

he keeps stepping on them…

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:35:33pm
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plansbandc  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:38:34pm

re: #39 Charles Johnson

I’ve never slept worse. And I have been an insomniac for many years.

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:40:22pm
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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:40:59pm

re: #53 plansbandc

I’ve never slept worse. And I have been an insomniac for many years.

I woke up at 5 am my time the morning after election day 2018, because I was too worried about the results to stay in bed. Had to take a nap after lunch so I could teach my afternoon class without falling asleep in it.

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stpaulbear  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:45:13pm

re: #10 The Vicious Babushka

CBS News

@CBSNews
It’s now cheaper to build a new wind farm than to keep a coal plant running cbsn.ws

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6:48 PM - Nov 17, 2018

I drove down to Des Moines IA today to get my old Dual turntable rehabbed (yes it was worth it) and saw some really impressive wind farms on the way down in Iowa.

I also liked how there are no billboards along interstate 35 in Iowa. I also liked that people didn’t drive like dicks in Iowa. As soon as I crossed back into MN it was billboard city and dick drivers galore. I guess I’m dick driving proficient because I live here (and I’m also in another subset of dick drivers known as ‘Pontiac Vibe Owners’), but it was really noticeable that the dick driving quotient went thru the roof as soon as I crossed the border. We drive like dicks here.

I did manage to get to and from Des Moines without spending a dime in Steve King’s district.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:51:55pm

Someone else had the Smokey Bear idea …

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:53:29pm

re: #56 stpaulbear

I drove down to Des Moines IA today to get my old Dual turntable rehabbed (yes it was worth it) and saw some really impressive wind farms on the way down in Iowa.

I also liked how there are no billboards along interstate 35 in Iowa. I also liked that people didn’t drive like dicks in Iowa. As soon as I crossed back into MN it was billboard city and dick drivers galore. I guess I’m dick driving proficient because I live here (and I’m also in another subset of dick drivers known as ‘Pontiac Vibe Owners’), but it was really noticeable that the dick driving quotient went thru the roof as soon as I crossed the border. We drive like dicks here.

I did manage to get to and from Des Moises without spending a dime in Steve King’s district.

MN drivers can be separated into two categories: City drivers and rural drivers. City drivers are aggressive, fast, will cut you off and then give you the finger because it’s somehow YOUR fault. Rural drivers are the ones doing 45 in a 60 in the left-hand lane, and when you try to swing to the right to pass them, suddenly decide that, oh, the right lane is more their speed, instead.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:54:48pm

it’s so cute now, but this will not end well as the trash panda gets older:

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retired cynic  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:57:42pm

re: #43 BeachDem

He’s probably never touched one, but has stepped on many…

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Hey, that’s a manure rake! SO apropos!

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stpaulbear  Nov 17, 2018 • 5:58:56pm

re: #58 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

MN drivers can be separated into two categories: City drivers and rural drivers. City drivers are aggressive, fast, will cut you off and then give you the finger because it’s somehow YOUR fault. Rural drivers are the ones doing 45 in a 60 in the left-hand lane, and when you try to swing to the right to pass them, suddenly decide that, oh, the right lane is more their speed, instead.

Yes. I saw lots of that. Another thing that really bugs me is the MN city drivers who, when turning left at an intersection, pull as far to the right as possible to get ready for the turn. It seems to be a cult.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:00:15pm

re: #61 stpaulbear

Yes. I saw lots of that. Another thing that really bugs me is the MN city drivers who, when turning left at an intersection, pull as far to the right as possible to get ready for the turn. It seems to be a cult.

I only do that on streets where there is a shoulder clearly demarcated by a solid white line, because apparently assholes in my town seem to think it’s a thing that they’re allowed to pass on the right even though it means crossing over the line onto the shoulder (where I have been nearly hit and definitely honked at by impatient people when I am out walking because they are passing in a place they shouldn’t).

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:01:05pm
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Charles Johnson  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:02:35pm
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BeachDem  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:03:52pm

The orange thing spent a whole half an hour with Thousand Oaks shooting survivors and first responders, and, of course, this was his fucking takeaway.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:12:29pm

sigh

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GlutenFreeJesus  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:13:17pm

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CleverToad  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:15:10pm

re: #66 Backwoods_Sleuth

sigh

Today’s chicken pox, tomorrow’s shingles. You hope those poor kids are smart enough as adults to take the shingles vaccine.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:15:24pm

re: #66 Backwoods_Sleuth

sigh

Ah, fuck me, that is the wild north country. Where, unfortunately, we do have pockets of stupid. Remember, if you will (I try not to) that Michele Bachmann (R-Mars) was elected to office in this state for a time.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:18:46pm

re: #65 BeachDem

No empathy, no understanding. Just another campaign stop to meet with the peasants.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:19:02pm
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sagehen  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:19:18pm

re: #50 Backwoods_Sleuth

We’re taking delivery of another 10 panels on Tuesday.
Getting closer to independence.

Rick Grimes and Maggie Rhee applaud your foresight.

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:19:22pm

re: #70 wheat-dogg

No empathy, no understanding. Just another campaign stop to meet with the peasants.

Future Trump U students

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:21:43pm

re: #72 sagehen

Rick Grimes and Maggie Rhee applaud your foresight.

We already have four. There was a really good deal that MrBWS couldn’t pass up.
And they are Made in America!

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plansbandc  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:22:09pm

re: #59 Backwoods_Sleuth

Trash pandas are nasty beasts. They would crawl out of the sewers late night in Boulder and would rear up and hiss at anyone who came too close.

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Single-handed sailor  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:22:15pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:23:27pm
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Charles Johnson  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:24:52pm
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Charles Johnson  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:27:21pm
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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:27:43pm

re: #77 Backwoods_Sleuth

What does anti-christ mean?

Someone who commits adultery repeatedly and without repentance? Someone who cheats? Someone who covets? Someone who lies? Someone who does not follow the teachings of Christ? Someone who bears false witness? Someone who grabs them by the pussy?

Or just Dems?

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sagehen  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:27:49pm

re: #78 Charles Johnson

Is this the film that Anonymouse and Mrs were trying to be extras for?

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jaunte  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:28:42pm
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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:30:32pm

Latest mansplaining example on Twitter — about hair dye.

I have some color dye left over from Halloween shopping. I might just give my white hair blue highlights for kicks.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:31:05pm

re: #81 sagehen

I must have missed that!

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:31:43pm

re: #82 jaunte

Not having representation was one of the founding reasons of the American Revolution against the British, at what point do those parallels start getting made?

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William Lewis  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:32:25pm

re: #80 bd(soros funded)

What does anti-christ mean?

Someone who commits adultery repeatedly and without repentance? Someone who cheats? Someone who covets? Someone who lies? Someone who does not follow the teachings of Christ? Someone who bears false witness? Someone who grabs them by the pussy?

Or just Dems?

To Brian it means anyone who doesn’t hunt bears…

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:33:09pm

re: #83 wheat-dogg

Latest mansplaining example on Twitter — about hair dye.

I have some color dye left over from Halloween shopping. I might just give my white hair blue highlights for kicks.

LOL, Incel mansplaining about what women must do to make themselves attractive to the alpha males?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:33:31pm

re: #83 wheat-dogg

Latest mansplaining example on Twitter — about hair dye.

I have some color dye left over from Halloween shopping. I might just give my white hair blue highlights for kicks.

poor matt has no clue that “attracting men” is not the reason women do this.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:34:11pm
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Anymouse 🌹  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:36:17pm

re: #64 Charles Johnson

That was the show my wife and I tried out for at the Coen Brothers tryouts in Scottsbluff. It was filmed in this area, because there are vast areas of the Nebraska Panhandle without anachronisms such as roads or electric wires.

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jaunte  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:37:44pm

re: #87 bd(soros funded)

LOL, Incel mansplaining about what women must do to make themselves attractive to the alpha males?

It’s a hallowed incel tradition.

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:39:57pm

re: #89 Backwoods_Sleuth

f*ck.

Unreal, we have had so many natural catastrophes of late that this one seems to have gone under-reported. Or is it just the timing of the news cycles? I know it has gotten a good amount of coverage but not to scale? US news is so screwed up, watching it you would never even know that the UK was having a Brexit crisis going on either.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:42:21pm

re: #88 Backwoods_Sleuth

poor matt has no clue that “attracting men” is not the reason women do this.

If he rejects women for their vibrant hair color, well, it just means the rest of us guys have better chances of getting a date. His loss and all.

Personally, I think brightly colored hair is cool.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:43:31pm

Photoshop opportunity for Art…needs a rake…or something…

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ObserverArt  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:46:08pm

re: #82 jaunte

Alec MacGillis ✔
@AlecMacGillis
Stunning new stat out of Ohio:

We already knew that Republicans got 12 of OH’s 16 US House seats despite winning only 52% of total congressional vote.

But get this: Republicans also managed to hold supermajorities in the Ohio legislature despite LOSING the total state leg vote.

1:24 PM - Nov 15, 2018

This surprises me, not.

I keep saying Ohio isn’t a full red state it is a frustrated purple because of all the gerrymandering. Now there is proof.

But hopefully the new procedure passed by a strong majority (around 75%) of Ohioans will make it less out of control.

And I understand the hope is to make it even more fairly decided…one step at a time.

Here is the new process, as stated by Issue 1 passed in May of 2018.

- Following completion of the United States Census, state legislators can adopt a new congressional district map if three-fifths of the legislature’s total membership vote to approve, including one-half of the minority party members. This map would apply for 10 years.

- If the legislature proves unable to adopt a new map, a commission will be formed to adopt a map. That commission will include the governor, state auditor, secretary of state, and four legislators, two of whom must come from the legislature’s minority party. A majority of the commission’s members, including two members belonging to the minority party, must agree on a map. The map would apply for 10 years.

- If the commission proves unable to adopt a map, state legislators will be given a second chance to adopt a map. The map would have to be approved by three-fifths of the legislature’s total membership, including one-third of the minority party’s members. The map would apply for 10 years.

- If the legislature fails a second time, the majority party of the legislature, without support from the minority party, can adopt a map that would apply for four years.

Ballotpedia Org - Redistricting in Ohio

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:46:34pm
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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:46:36pm

re: #94 Backwoods_Sleuth

Photoshop opportunity for Art…needs a rake…or something…

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lol, i took the easy out

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jaunte  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:48:53pm

re: #97 bd(soros funded)

Anyone would have taken a meeting to talk about Russian raking techniques.

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:49:39pm

re: #98 jaunte

Anyone would have taken a meeting to talk about Russian raking techniques.

The meeting was about adopting Russian rakers iirc.

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jaunte  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:50:40pm

re: #99 bd(soros funded)

Older ones, though: in their tines.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:51:19pm

re: #99 bd(soros funded)

The meeting was about adopting Russian rakers iirc.

And the Russian Olympic Raking team

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:51:39pm
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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:52:14pm

re: #101 wheat-dogg

And the Russian Olympic Raking team

But Junior did all of the doping

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:53:29pm

i. am. ded.

I can’t stop laughing

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:54:27pm

re: #104 Backwoods_Sleuth

I had to favorite that one so I can show it to MrBWS when he finally gets home from this latest storm

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:54:43pm

re: #103 bd(soros funded)

But Junior did all of the doping

He’s the chief dope, so of course.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:54:45pm

i am still laughing…

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:57:14pm

re: #104 Backwoods_Sleuth

i. am. ded.

I can’t stop laughing

lol, looks like grandma!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 17, 2018 • 6:58:32pm

re: #108 bd(soros funded)

lol, looks like grandma!

the scream…lol!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:00:18pm
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Single-handed sailor  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:01:25pm
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I Would Prefer Not To  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:01:54pm

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:03:04pm

re: #110 Backwoods_Sleuth

Trump should send ICE to sweep the forest, they’ll only leave the white leaves unsettled.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:03:15pm

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Anymouse 🌹  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:03:28pm

re: #91 jaunte

It’s a hallowed incel tradition.

With women then helping them as well.

Instruction and Advice for the Young Bride (goes to Trygve)

On the Conduct and Procedure of the Intimate and Personal Relationships of the Marriage State for the Greater Spiritual Sanctity of this Blessed Sacrament and the Glory of God by Ruth Smythers, beloved wife of the Reverend L.D. Smythers of the Arcadian Methodist Church of the Eastern Regional Conference. Published in the year of our Lord, 1894, Spiritual Guidance Press, New York City.

To the sensitive young woman who has had benefits of proper upbringing, the wedding day is ironically, both the happiest and the most terrifying day of her life. On the positive side, there is the wedding itself, in which the bride is the central attraction in a beautiful and inspiring ceremony, symbolizing her triumph in securing a male to provide for all her needs for the rest of her life. On the negative side, there is the wedding night, during which the bride must pay the piper, so to speak, by facing for the first time the terrible experience of sex.

(more)

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:03:42pm

re: #104 Backwoods_Sleuth

i. am. ded.

I can’t stop laughing

I would swear that was Michael Rapaport speaking

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:03:57pm

re: #111 Single-handed sailor

With that many missing I’m almost certain the death toll will cross 100. 😢

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:05:03pm

re: #114 Eclectic Cyborg

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:05:36pm

re: #116 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

I would swear that was Michael Rapaport speaking

It does sound a lot like him doesn’t it?

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:08:04pm
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ObserverArt  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:11:47pm

re: #94 Backwoods_Sleuth

Photoshop opportunity for Art…needs a rake…or something…

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Oh yeah!

Like this?

But Daaaaad! I wanna be a politician…not do this.
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:12:25pm
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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:13:40pm

re: #122 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Where’s Jill?

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:17:10pm

re: #122 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Look at the smile on that doggo.

He is like, I am not going to be the goofiest one in this house !

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plansbandc  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:17:59pm

re: #83 wheat-dogg

I shaved my head and when the hair grew back it was mule grey. Fuck that. I dye my hair whatever color makes me happy. It is very purple right now. Dude helps me dye it and he thinks it’s cute. I’m old enough to know better and I don’t. I hope it scares off most dumbass men.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:19:42pm

re: #125 plansbandc

I shaved my head and when the hair grew back it was mule grey. Fuck that. I dye my hair whatever color makes me happy. It is very purple right now. Dude helps me dye it and he thinks it’s cute. I’m old enough to know better and I don’t. I hope it scares off most dumbass men.

The Venn diagram of incels and conservative men is a circle.

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Anymouse 🌹  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:21:01pm

re: #125 plansbandc

I shaved my head and when the hair grew back it was mule grey. Fuck that. I dye my hair whatever color makes me happy. It is very purple right now. Dude helps me dye it and he thinks it’s cute. I’m old enough to know better and I don’t. I hope it scares off most dumbass men.

My wife has dyed her hair purple before, and green another time. I once dyed my hair pink, and for a large portion of my Navy career had it dyed auburn. (Fun fact, when I was stationed aboard USS Saratoga, I decided to dye my hair back to its natural colour and got yelled at by my division officer for dying my hair - which isn’t against Navy Regulations in the first place as long as it’s a natural colour.)

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A Mom Anon  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:22:10pm

re: #122 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

What a beautiful dog! And a lucky one too. I’m betting he’s kinda spoiled.

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Anymouse 🌹  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:23:03pm

re: #126 wheat-dogg

The Venn diagram of incels and conservative men is a circle.

You’d never guess from things like this:

Far-right groups involved in today’s #HimToo rally in Portland are full of men charged with domestic violence and sexual assault (We Hunted the Mammoth)

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:23:17pm

re: #128 A Mom Anon

What a beautiful dog! And a lucky one too. I’m betting he’s kinda spoiled.

Plus he has his own Secret Service detail!

//

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:23:40pm

re: #128 A Mom Anon

What a beautiful dog! And a lucky one too. I’m betting he’s kinda spoiled.

He has the secret service round up ducks for him to chase.

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Single-handed sailor  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:26:13pm
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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:26:27pm

I will start donating today.

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plansbandc  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:28:24pm

My favorite Libertarian and I really do mean my favorite (I genuinely like him) said that women of a certain age can’t dye their hair blue. I asked him if green was OK and it made him mad. This guy, who’s kinda smart just goes off on the most stupid shit ever. He says some things that make me have hope for him, but then I realize he’s pushing fifty and still says shit like, “I can’t imagine not having ID. There’s no excuse for not getting a picture ID. ” Also, “I have a friend who I really admire who thinks he’s transgendered. I refer to him as a he, because he’s a he.”

I really want to know how you can be a Libertarian at almost age 50. Isn’t that for when you are a 20 something who wants all drugs legalized? The guy just has too much humanity to be a Libertarian. I don’t get it.

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jaunte  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:30:07pm

In one tweet, Sen. Dianne Feinstein provides more help than Trump delivered by coming in person.

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Anymouse 🌹  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:31:23pm

re: #134 plansbandc

My favorite Libertarian and I really do mean my favorite (I genuinely like him) said that women of a certain age can’t dye their hair blue. I asked him if green was OK and it made him mad. This guy, who’s kinda smart just goes off on the most stupid shit ever. He says some things that make me have hope for him, but then I realize he’s pushing fifty and still says shit like, “I can’t imagine not having ID. There’s no excuse for not getting a picture ID. ” Also, “I have a friend who I really admire who thinks he’s transgendered. I refer to him as a he, because he’s a he.”

I really want to know how you can be a Libertarian at almost age 50. Isn’t that for when you are a 20 something who wants all drugs legalized? The guy just has too much humanity to be a Libertarian. I don’t get it.

Libertarianism means different things to different libertarians. My wife was a Libertarian Party member up to about fifty or so. People such as Gary Johnson or John McAfee are hardly in their twenties (though they might act like it).

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Skip Intro  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:31:34pm

re: #135 jaunte

Trump doesn’t know any of that and he wouldn’t care if he did.

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:31:47pm

re: #134 plansbandc

My favorite Libertarian and I really do mean my favorite (I genuinely like him) said that women of a certain age can’t dye their hair blue. I asked him if green was OK and it made him mad. This guy, who’s kinda smart just goes off on the most stupid shit ever. He says some things that make me have hope for him, but then I realize he’s pushing fifty and still says shit like, “I can’t imagine not having ID. There’s no excuse for not getting a picture ID. ” Also, “I have a friend who I really admire who thinks he’s transgendered. I refer to him as a he, because he’s a he.”

I really want to know how you can be a Libertarian at almost age 50. Isn’t that for when you are a 20 something who wants all drugs legalized? The guy just has too much humanity to be a Libertarian. I don’t get it.

A Libertarian is a liberal raised by a conservative or is it the other way around?

I don’t think they know either? Libertarians are the easy answer party, no matter if that answer is wrong.

//

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Single-handed sailor  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:32:26pm

Bullshit, even before Trump the US was known for breaking agreements, just ask the First Nations.

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plansbandc  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:34:12pm

re: #136 Anymouse 🌹

I kinda give a pass for politicians who run as Libertarians. It’s not a winning ideology and they know it. I think it’s just to get attention or enough votes to get matching funds. Regular folks who profess to be Libertarians are a different matter.

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jaunte  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:35:02pm

re: #139 Single-handed sailor

We all prosper; just ask Nguyen Van Thieu.

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Anymouse 🌹  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:35:32pm

re: #134 plansbandc

“Blue haired old lady” is practically a trope. My great-grandmother started dying her hair blue (with laundry bluing) at about age seventy or so.

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:36:09pm

re: #87 bd(soros funded)

LOL, Incel mansplaining about what women must do to make themselves attractive to the alpha males?

Maybe they do it to make themselves repulsive to incels & PUAs & other dicks.

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Anymouse 🌹  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:36:56pm

re: #138 bd(soros funded)

A Libertarian is a liberal raised by a conservative or is it the other way around?

I don’t think they know either? Libertarians are the easy answer party, no matter if that answer is wrong.

//

I just read this to my wife; she says the Libertarian Party is the multi-answer party to cover all contingencies.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:36:59pm
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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:38:01pm

re: #139 Single-handed sailor

Bullshit, even before Trump the US was known for breaking agreements, just ask the First Nations.

Every time I get infuriated at the blatant violation to uphold the constitution, violations of the same, high crimes and misdemeanors of Trump I just remember that Pence is his replacement.

sigh

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:38:47pm

re: #144 Anymouse 🌹

I just read this to my wife; she says the Libertarian Party is the multi-answer party to cover all contingencies.

hahahaha! perfect answer!

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:41:07pm

re: #142 Anymouse 🌹

“Blue haired old lady” is practically a trope. My great-grandmother started dying her hair blue (with laundry bluing) at about age seventy or so.

It was a natural blue though!

Dye any natural color and the average moron, like me, won’t realize you are dying it.

(I am 53 and naively thought that all my friends and family had the same hair color for ever)

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BlueGrl21  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:41:46pm

I have had my hair red, blond, brown, black, pink, purple, blue, and rainbow, which was gorgeous. And not once did I ever think, “Gee, I hope men will like this. I’m trying really, really hard.”

Screw that.

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Anymouse 🌹  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:41:54pm

re: #147 bd(soros funded)

hahahaha! perfect answer!

She says she’s been to plenty of Libertarian functions … she knows exactly how that works.

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plansbandc  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:44:26pm

re: #149 BlueGrl21

Amen.

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:45:24pm

re: #149 BlueGrl21

I have had my hair red, blond, brown, black, pink, purple, blue, and rainbow, which was gorgeous. And not once did I ever think, “Gee, I hope men will like this. I’m trying really, really hard.”

Screw that.

There isn’t a graph on the side of the dye box on which colors are most appeasing to try and catch a real men?

//

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:45:52pm

Everyone’s always talking about cleaning the forest floors, but they always forget to dust the canopy.

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Unshaken Defiance  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:47:12pm

CNN. It’s all Rake News./

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:48:20pm

re: #150 Anymouse 🌹

She says she’s been to plenty of Libertarian functions … she knows exactly how that works.

I also want to be a member of the party that solves the easy and obvious and popular problems and I can’t believe that no one has fixed those problems before! Those deadbeat bums!

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:53:24pm

re: #154 Unshaken Defiance

CNN. It’s all Rake News./

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:55:22pm

re: #146 bd(soros funded)

Pence is a smarmy motherfucker, but I don’t think he’d ever Tweet us into a war or say half the stupid shit Trump does.

Marginally lesser of two evils IMO.

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:58:52pm

re: #157 Eclectic Cyborg

Pence is a smarmy motherfucker, but I don’t think he’d ever Tweet us into a war or say half the stupid shit Trump does.

Marginally lesser of two evils IMO.

I think that if he thought that dropping nukes would bring upon the end times and the return of white Jesus, I think he would do it.

Trump has quietly been passing the Pence and ultra right wing agenda, it would only me more vocal with a POTUS Pence.

Both are freaking crazy just in totally different ways.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:59:09pm

re: #153 Barefoot Grin

Everyone’s always talking about cleaning the forest floors, but they always forget to dust the canopy.

That’s tweetable!

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Anymouse 🌹  Nov 17, 2018 • 7:59:46pm

Ben Sasse Knows Why There Are ‘Two Americas’: YOU’RE A BAD PARENT (Wonkette, more at the link):

Senator Ben Sasse, the smarmy junior Republican senator from Nebraska who gets Very Concerned about Donald Trump then bravely votes for everything Trump wants, took to the Twitter and offered some simple wisdom from a wise family doctor, just good parenting advice from an expert. It’s neat, plausible, and bullshit, to paraphrase Mencken. But just look at this fine quote, ready to put on your next needlepoint throw pillow:

Awww. If you love your children, you’ll limit the amount of time they spend glued to the TV or social media and all that, and you’ll be a GOOD PARENT!

After which, they detail people who oppose the view of “it’s television and video games, stupid” such as developmental pediatricians.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:00:17pm

re: #157 Eclectic Cyborg

Pence is a smarmy motherfucker, but I don’t think he’d ever Tweet us into a war or say half the stupid shit Trump does.

Marginally lesser of two evils IMO.

Maybe, but Trump would never choose someone smarter than he is to be VP. Consider that possibility.

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Jay C  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:00:30pm

re: #135 jaunte

In one tweet, Sen. Dianne Feinstein provides more help than Trump delivered by coming in person.

And this is surprising?
I was on the road much of today, and listened to the news stations - and in between traffic reports I heard some coverage of Trump’s trip to CA: and from the network reports, it sounded like the idiot had managed not to say anything (much) embarrassing or stupid (no mention of the “rake” or “floor” comments).
Then, of course, I get home and log right on to LGF, and find out what’s really going on…

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BlueGrl21  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:02:05pm

re: #152 bd(soros funded)

There isn’t a graph on the side of the dye box on which colors are most appeasing to try and catch a real men?

//

The whole thing is just bizarre. I picked my hair color based on how I felt at the time, where I was in my life. What my husband…or any other male…thought was nowhere in my mind. My worries were more around whether or not it was appropriate for work. I definitely walked that edge a few times. But men? No. Seems to me if a man can’t handle a change of hair color he doesn’t need to be around me.

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Ace-o-aces  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:05:32pm

Whatever happened to, “I cannot comment on an ongoing investigation?”

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:08:44pm

re: #164 Ace-o-aces

Whatever happened to, “I cannot comment on an ongoing investigation?”

The guy is going to set a record for longest sentence ever given to a coffee boy

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Ace-o-aces  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:11:54pm
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Ace-o-aces  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:12:45pm

re: #165 bd(soros funded)

The guy is going to set a record for longest sentence ever given to a coffee boy

I don’t think I’d trust this idiot to get my coffee.

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Single-handed sailor  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:15:37pm

Hahahahahahaha.

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makeitstop  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:16:29pm

When I was younger and thought that I could stop the inevitable, I used to dye my hair to cover up what little grey I had in my 40s. I subsequently wised up and didn’t bother trying to cover up the grey, and now I’ve got a bunch on the sides.

I tell people it ain’t grey, it’s chrome.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:22:19pm

Is this the person Charlie Kirk was tweeting about the other day? Maybe not. I should do some research:

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Anymouse 🌹  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:23:00pm
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Interesting Times  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:23:51pm

re: #170 Barefoot Grin

Is this the person Charlie Kirk was tweeting about the other day? Maybe not. I should do some research:

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Anymouse 🌹  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:25:57pm

re: #170 Barefoot Grin

Is this the person Charlie Kirk was tweeting about the other day? Maybe not. I should do some research:

Yes, and he was wrong.

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Belafon  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:31:27pm

re: #92 bd(soros funded)

f*ck.

Unreal, we have had so many natural catastrophes of late that this one seems to have gone under-reported. Or is it just the timing of the news cycles? I know it has gotten a good amount of coverage but not to scale? US news is so screwed up, watching it you would never even know that the UK was having a Brexit crisis going on either.

Actually, I think it’s just that they’re having to sift through the rubble to find the remains. I some cases, the fire has burned so hot that there’s nothing left but some teeth.

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MsJ  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:31:52pm

re: #104 Backwoods_Sleuth

You gotta admit… That was a wierd fucking cat!

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jaunte  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:31:57pm

re: #173 Anymouse 🌹

The reason you haven’t heard of these HISTORIC milestones for women: because they’re all Republicans

Charlie now admitting Fox News isn’t reporting these HISTORIC milestones because they’re too into ludicrous War On Christmas culturefluff.

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Belafon  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:35:26pm

re: #133 bd(soros funded)

I will start donating today.

Dems aren’t wondering about shit like this yet.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:39:50pm

re: #168 Single-handed sailor

How in the hell is that “multiple men” ?

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Belafon  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:41:50pm
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ckkatz  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:43:10pm

re: #59 Backwoods_Sleuth

it’s so cute now, but this will not end well as the trash panda gets older:

Going on 50 years ago, I worked as a counselor at a Boy Scout Summer Camp. Some scouts brought in a couple of baby raccoons. The nature area raised them and the camp cooks adopted them.

At the end of the year the staff assembled for the group picture. The cooks decided to wear their whites. And to have the raccoons posed on their shoulders.

As it turned out, this was not a good decision.

The raccoons were not used to large numbers of humans running about. And had been protected from humans by living mostly in cages.

Feeling threatened they climbed to the highest points they could. And feeling that point was unstable, they dug in with claws.

That high point, to the cook’s surprise was the top of the holder’s head. I still remembered the cooks wide eyed look as they tried to wave everybody away from them.

And of course, the raccoons, being nervous and not trained in bathrooms, relieved themselves. Which showed up quite well on the cooks white uniforms.

As I mentioned, not a good decision.

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Belafon  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:43:49pm

Remember this guy:

He got fired: dailykos.com

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I Would Prefer Not To  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:43:58pm

re: #179 Belafon

Unpacked our Nativity scene yesterday. Removed all the Jews, Arabs, and foreigners. Ended up with a jackass and a handful of sheep.

didn’t the sheep look eweish?

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:44:11pm

re: #175 MsJ

You gotta admit… That was a wierd fucking cat!

I’m thinking it was ‘shopped somehow. Or the cat is a mutant.

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Belafon  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:45:03pm
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Single-handed sailor  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:45:40pm

NOPE

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Anymouse 🌹  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:48:34pm

A Statement on I Kissed Dating Goodbye (Goes to Christian author Josh Harris’s blog, disavowing the book he wrote).

This book has been wildly popular amongst Christian groups for years, eschewing dating and promoting abstinence-only relationships.

After hearing from others who told him how the book harmed them growing up, he has reëvaluated his position and now rejected it.

This blog post is a good read.

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ckkatz  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:53:14pm

re: #50 Backwoods_Sleuth

I would be interested on any thoughts on setting up a system. Particularly on how to decide on an inverter.

My goal would be to run a cpap, preferably with humidifier for 3-7 days. I am assuming that I would need a pure sine wave inverter.

I was looking at Yeti Goal Zero portable power stations. But they seem to run 2-3 times the cost of assembling one’s own from components. And their charge times seem kind of rediculous. They do seem to have a nice interface, though.

My first goal would be to set up the storage part, the inverter, batteries, and whatever else is needed. The solar panels would be a second step after assembling the storage part.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:56:41pm

re: #186 Anymouse 🌹

Ultra-conservative Christians ban their kids from dating, because purity blah blah blah, and only allow meetings with parent-approved courtship material only under parental supervision. Marriages are also arranged by parents.

I think even the Amish are more liberal in that regard.

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MsJ  Nov 17, 2018 • 8:59:52pm

re: #152 bd(soros funded)

There isn’t a graph on the side of the dye box on which colors are most appeasing to try and catch a real men WHO WANTS TO CONTROL EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR LIFE INCLUDING YOUR FUCKING HAIR COLOR!!!11!???

//

FIFY

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MsJ  Nov 17, 2018 • 9:03:22pm

re: #162 Jay C

…I heard some coverage of Trump’s trip to CA: and from the network reports, it sounded like the idiot had managed not to say anything (much) embarrassing or stupid (no mention of the “rake” or “floor” comments).

Is today the day he became presidential, then?

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 17, 2018 • 9:09:47pm

Not sure what to make of this

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I Would Prefer Not To  Nov 17, 2018 • 9:13:03pm

re: #191 wheat-dogg

Not sure what to make of this

“Not a parody account” Who can tell these days?

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MsJ  Nov 17, 2018 • 9:14:36pm

re: #191 wheat-dogg

Not sure what to make of this

New tweets on that account. Interesting.

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ipsos  Nov 17, 2018 • 9:24:12pm

re: #191 wheat-dogg

*your

//

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I Would Prefer Not To  Nov 17, 2018 • 9:28:53pm

Listening to Lucinda Williams and falling asleep.

Night good people.

One Love.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 17, 2018 • 9:29:32pm

re: #193 MsJ

New tweets on that account. Interesting.

The craigslist ad, which is probably fake, is dated 2008. J-cob is about 20 now, so he’d have been around 10 years old at the time.

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Ace Rothstein  Nov 17, 2018 • 9:29:54pm

Fifty bucks says the Orange Menace never had a conversation with the president of Finland about raking the forests. Another fifty bucks says he’s never had a conversation with the president of Finland about anything.

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 17, 2018 • 9:31:15pm

re: #197 Ace Rothstein

Fifty bucks says the Orange Menace never had a conversation with the president of Finland about raking the forests. Another fifty bucks says he’s never had a conversation with the president of Finland about anything.

No one is taking that bet!

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mmmirele  Nov 17, 2018 • 9:33:11pm

re: #83 wheat-dogg

Latest mansplaining example on Twitter — about hair dye.

I have some color dye left over from Halloween shopping. I might just give my white hair blue highlights for kicks.

Fuck that noise. I dye my hair red. I didn’t realize that would make me stand out, REALLY stand out when I was in Japan. Yeah, I got stared at even more than the rest of the people on my tour. I don’t think I’d recognize myself without red hair.

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Ace Rothstein  Nov 17, 2018 • 9:33:43pm

40% of America thinks that what Trump said today in California was smart.

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 17, 2018 • 9:36:52pm

re: #191 wheat-dogg

Not sure what to make of this

No reason to believe anything this person has tweeted. Anyone can create an account under a bogus name and spew any type of nonsense. Certainly Avenatti is out for revenge; but this does not seem his style. So I would chalk this up to the usual Twitter cesspool.

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Kilroy was here  Nov 17, 2018 • 9:36:57pm

re: #200 Ace Rothstein

35% of America thinks that what Trump said today in California was smart.

And this is why we can’t have nice things.

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mmmirele  Nov 17, 2018 • 9:37:16pm

re: #186 Anymouse 🌹

A Statement on I Kissed Dating Goodbye (Goes to Christian author Josh Harris’s blog, disavowing the book he wrote).

This book has been wildly popular amongst Christian groups for years, eschewing dating and promoting abstinence-only relationships.

After hearing from others who told him how the book harmed them growing up, he has reëvaluated his position and now rejected it.

This blog post is a good read.

Yeah, as long as you keep in mind there are a LOT of people in their 20s and 30s who don’t think Harris went far enough in his apologies.

My problem with Harris is not merely that, but that he was C.J. Mahaney’s hand-picked successor (at a very young age, he was in his 20s) at Covenant Life Church in Maryland. You know, the same church where ole CJ covered up child sexual abuse. I’m pretty sure Josh knew what was going on and he hasn’t come clean. So he’s on my Probably Not A Nice Person List, which is different from my Shit List.

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Single-handed sailor  Nov 17, 2018 • 10:10:20pm

Newly revealed emails show that Donald Trump’s chief campaign strategist, Steve Bannon, may have illegally participated in the Brexit campaign, the New Yorker reported on Saturday.

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BeachDem  Nov 17, 2018 • 10:23:28pm

re: #197 Ace Rothstein

Fifty bucks says the Orange Menace never had a conversation with the president of Finland about raking the forests. Another fifty bucks says he’s never had a conversation with the president of Finland about anything.

Charlie Pierce has a theory:

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 17, 2018 • 10:31:12pm

re: #205 BeachDem

They then ring each other up, but not Trump, and regale each other with tales of how he ran with the most outrageous things they said.

China: “He actually believes if you wash a panda, the black comes off!”
Finland: “And he believed me when I said we rake all of our forests to keep them tidy! LOL”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 17, 2018 • 11:06:21pm

re: #183 wheat-dogg

I’m thinking it was ‘shopped somehow. Or the cat is a mutant.

I do not care.
I’m still laughing!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 17, 2018 • 11:10:09pm

re: #187 ckkatz

I’ll give your questions to MrBWS when he gets home.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 17, 2018 • 11:20:03pm
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Single-handed sailor  Nov 17, 2018 • 11:27:12pm
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Single-handed sailor  Nov 17, 2018 • 11:42:02pm

Live Ginsburg
Ride for Ginsburg
RBG

RBG Rap - SNL

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goddamnedfrank  Nov 17, 2018 • 11:46:21pm

My new Rep is off to a good start.

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Odie Hugh Manatee  Nov 17, 2018 • 11:49:39pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

From that article:

Chad Hanson, a fire ecologist at the John Muir Project, told the Times that when the fire reached the logged region, “it spread very rapidly and people just didn’t have much time to evacuate in Paradise, so this whole notion that logging—so-called hazardous fuels reduction—was going to save the town is a dangerous falsehood.”

This is what has happened here in Oregon too. A controversial study of an earlier fire here around 2005-2006 showed that the areas that had been logged out burned more intensely than the areas that had not been logged. This is a big DUH! because logging practice leaves waste all over the logged areas. Waste that dries out and lies there waiting for a spark. It happened again here last year, the same exact shit.

Hair Furor thinks raking the woods will solve that…lol!

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 18, 2018 • 12:52:53am

Discussion of women’s hair colors continues, with predictable results.

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Dr Lizardo  Nov 18, 2018 • 2:03:38am

re: #214 wheat-dogg

LOL from the replies:

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 18, 2018 • 2:58:03am

re: #215 Dr Lizardo

Honestly, these incels/MRAs/MenToo idiots just walk right into ridicule. I can see why they have trouble getting dates.

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 18, 2018 • 3:02:01am

Ma and Pa Kitty

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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam  Nov 18, 2018 • 3:15:51am

Cool story about a Somali-British refugee woman who’s become a top amateur boxer.

And her surname is Ali.

theguardian.com

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MsJ  Nov 18, 2018 • 4:02:28am

Damn. Hate really ages a person.

I’ll never get over the fact that Kellyanne Conway is like 10 years younger than me, but looks 15 years older. I get genes play into it but it’s like mother nature is telling people not to be dicks.

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 18, 2018 • 4:13:30am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2018 • 4:29:57am
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Patricia Kayden  Nov 18, 2018 • 4:43:48am

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MsJ  Nov 18, 2018 • 5:08:51am

SMFH

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steve_davis  Nov 18, 2018 • 5:10:11am

re: #8 ObserverArt

What the hell is going on at the time to have him make that face I wonder?

He is just plain weird. And getting weirder by the day.

that’s his resting bitch face.

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MsJ  Nov 18, 2018 • 5:11:08am
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Targetpractice  Nov 18, 2018 • 5:13:48am

re: #223 MsJ

SMFH

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Gee, I can’t imagine why a guy whose dad had ties to the mob would think it’s okay to do business with murderers…

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HappyWarrior  Nov 18, 2018 • 5:19:26am

re: #223 MsJ

SMFH

A journalist who was a US resident you asshole but it’s cool because he criticized your father too.

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jeffreyw  Nov 18, 2018 • 5:24:43am

Imgur


Good morning!

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 18, 2018 • 5:27:30am
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Scottish Dragon  Nov 18, 2018 • 5:45:12am

re: #77 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Targetpractice  Nov 18, 2018 • 5:47:36am

re: #230 Scottish Dragon

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We are rapidly conceding America to the anti-Christ left. New England is gone, California is gone. If Texas goes, we’ll never see a conservative president again in our lifetimes.

That’s the plan.

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MsJ  Nov 18, 2018 • 5:53:28am

re: #230 Scottish Dragon

Here’s a clue, Bry. Had you not gone all in on a fraud and charlatan, you wouldn’t be having what you consider troubling thoughts.

Of course, you’re a fake Christan so there’s that.

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Nyet  Nov 18, 2018 • 6:11:32am
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Decatur Deb  Nov 18, 2018 • 6:25:16am

re: #233 Nyet

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Would like to see Roosh reduced to eating all remaining copies in a cut-rate marinara sauce. In a perverse way, pulling us towards tighter limits on free expression is a small victory for the fascists.

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MsJ  Nov 18, 2018 • 6:30:54am
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Decatur Deb  Nov 18, 2018 • 6:44:00am

re: #235 MsJ

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Wife: “Doesn’t sound terribly difficult.”

(The recipe, not the keto-ing.)

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Nyet  Nov 18, 2018 • 6:45:40am

re: #234 Decatur Deb

Nice to see you again.

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Nyet  Nov 18, 2018 • 6:46:01am
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MsJ  Nov 18, 2018 • 6:48:15am

re: #236 Decatur Deb

Wife: “Doesn’t sound terribly difficult.”

(The recipe, not the keto-ing.)

This far, ridiculously easy. I tasted the merangue batter and it’s Divine (a tad too sweet but that’s likely from using Swerve instead of sugar, but man, delish so far!)

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MsJ  Nov 18, 2018 • 6:51:43am

re: #236 Decatur Deb

Wife: “Doesn’t sound terribly difficult.”

(The recipe, not the keto-ing.)

What I’m going to do is use very little dark chocolate in the filing and ring the top and bottom of the cream layer with the substitute Nutella I made last night. Thinly. Like the pic below.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 18, 2018 • 6:54:30am

re: #237 Nyet

Took a deliberate election-year break. It did let me shake the comment-compulsion.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 18, 2018 • 6:55:49am

re: #240 MsJ

What I’m going to do is use very little dark chocolate in the filing and ring the top and bottom of the cream layer with the substitute Nutella I made last night. Thinly. Like the pic below.

[Embedded content]

“You are getting very hungry.”

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Nyet  Nov 18, 2018 • 6:56:56am
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MsJ  Nov 18, 2018 • 6:57:27am
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Nyet  Nov 18, 2018 • 7:01:02am

BTW, Cole also revealed that Dim Hoft once invited him to be his blogger.

One can only wonder what the unreasonables think when sites like CDN, the Times of Israel, and Gateway Pundit (last month Jim Hoft asked me to come on-board as a content provider for his sister site “Progressives Today”) bring me in. When their trolling and harassment campaigns get me dumped, do the unreasonables congratulate themselves for defeating a monster that only they can see?

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MsJ  Nov 18, 2018 • 7:02:05am

I’m not generally one to tell freshmen to STFU, but seriously, STFU of you have no fucking grasp on history… Recent history, no less.

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sagehen  Nov 18, 2018 • 7:04:58am

re: #132 Single-handed sailor

#CampFire [update] Pulga Road at Camp Creek Road near Jarbo Gap (Butte County) is now 149,000 acres and 55% contained. Unified Command: CAL FIRE, @Butte @ButteSheriff , Paradise Police Department, and the USFS.fire.ca.gov

for comparison purposes:

Queens 73,406 acres (114.7 sq. mi.);
Brooklyn 50,244 acres (78.5 sq. mi.);
Bronx 27,606 acres (43.1 sq. mi.);
Manhattan 14,478 acres (22.6 sq. mi.) and
Richmond (Staten Island) 38,947 acres (60.9 sq. mi.) ….
total: New York City’s land area covers 321 square miles, over 205,000 acres

(640 acres is one square mile. Homestead land grants were 160 acres each.)

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Nyet  Nov 18, 2018 • 7:06:39am

re: #246 MsJ

At this point it’s malice aforethought.

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Nyet  Nov 18, 2018 • 7:07:24am

Not to mention that Pelosi is as centrist as they go.

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MsJ  Nov 18, 2018 • 7:07:29am

Happy, give this woman a call.

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MsJ  Nov 18, 2018 • 7:10:46am

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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ObserverArt  Nov 18, 2018 • 7:11:13am

re: #246 MsJ

I’m not generally one to tell freshmen to STFU, but seriously, STFU of you have no fucking grasp on history… Recent history, no less.

Why does she think Pelosi doesn’t reach out to work with Republicans?

Sad that she isn’t more informed of how Ryan and McConnell have steamrollered Democrats all along.

Virginians in her district need to tell her to wake the hell up.

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MsJ  Nov 18, 2018 • 7:16:53am

My life on a coffee mug.

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sagehen  Nov 18, 2018 • 7:17:50am

re: #174 Belafon

Actually, I think it’s just that they’re having to sift through the rubble to find the remains. I some cases, the fire has burned so hot that there’s nothing left but some teeth.

As a long-time viewer of cold-case detective shows… some of the IDs are going to be based on the serial numbers of artificial hips and knees.

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MsJ  Nov 18, 2018 • 7:22:00am

re: #254 sagehen

As a long-time viewer of cold-case detective shows… some of the IDs are going to be based on the serial numbers of artificial hips and knees.

If it burned so hot, there may not even be teeth to do dental comparisons.

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MsJ  Nov 18, 2018 • 7:23:28am
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sagehen  Nov 18, 2018 • 7:23:37am

re: #188 wheat-dogg

Ultra-conservative Christians ban their kids from dating, because purity blah blah blah, and only allow meetings with parent-approved courtship material only under parental supervision. Marriages are also arranged by parents.

I think even the Amish are more liberal in that regard.

RUMSPRINGA!!

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Belafon  Nov 18, 2018 • 7:25:31am

re: #250 MsJ

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ObserverArt  Nov 18, 2018 • 7:26:49am

I am watching local NBC political show. Lots of talk about Sherrod Brown running for President.

Are we going to have both Brown and Kasich in the 2020 presidential race?

Ohio - Battleground State.

By the way…Brown is on Meet Chuck today…just saw the commercial. I don’t if I can watch it, I’ve been on Chuckless political show diet. I feel better that way.

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MsJ  Nov 18, 2018 • 7:36:05am
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Belafon  Nov 18, 2018 • 7:48:28am

re: #259 ObserverArt

I am watching local NBC political show. Lots of talk about Sherrod Brown running for President.

Are we going to have both Brown and Kasich in the 2020 presidential race?

Ohio - Battleground State.

By the way…Brown is on Meet Chuck today…just saw the commercial. I don’t if I can watch it, I’ve been on Chuckless political show diet. I feel better that way.

I’m going to go with “white men who want to keep white men in power are pushing Brown as president” is what’s happening. That includes white men on the left unfortunately.

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Ace-o-aces  Nov 18, 2018 • 7:50:06am
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ObserverArt  Nov 18, 2018 • 7:52:40am

re: #261 Belafon

I’m going to go with “white men who want to keep white men in power are pushing Brown as president” is what’s happening. That includes white men on the left unfortunately.

I don’t really care how this is going right now, but I think that is a bit unfair to Sherrod Brown.

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sagehen  Nov 18, 2018 • 7:58:18am

re: #249 Nyet

Not to mention that Pelosi is as centrist as they go.

I used to get in a lot of arguments with people who insisted Pelosi’s district was the most liberal in America. In truth, it’s not even one of the 5 most liberal districts in California.

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Ace-o-aces  Nov 18, 2018 • 8:04:03am
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Belafon  Nov 18, 2018 • 8:04:13am

re: #263 ObserverArt

I don’t really care how this is going right now, but I think that is a bit unfair to Sherrod Brown.

It’s not Brown I’m being unfair to, it’s the “Is Sherrod Brown the Democrat’s best hope” headline I saw yesterday. No, he isn’t, and stop pushing him or that line. (I’m not saying you said that, btw.)

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Belafon  Nov 18, 2018 • 8:06:06am

re: #266 Belafon

It’s not Brown I’m being unfair to, it’s the “Is Sherrod Brown the Democrat’s best hope” headline I saw yesterday. No, he isn’t, and stop pushing him or that line. (I’m not saying you said that, btw.)

It’s just way too convenient how he’s being pushed this early.

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 18, 2018 • 8:12:53am

So Zed says to me, “Hey wanna to go Toronto for Thanksgiving?”

And I’m like “Canadian Thanksgiving was a month ago.”

And he’s like “Yeah but I think my brother might be coming over.”

Me *goes online to see if Holiday Inn has rooms available*

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MsJ  Nov 18, 2018 • 8:13:26am

re: #265 Ace-o-aces

That earned him a follow.

Thanks for sharing.

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MsJ  Nov 18, 2018 • 8:15:19am

Still late to the party, but WhatEv’s.

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 18, 2018 • 8:17:20am

This is horrific

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2018 • 8:22:03am

ummm

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Jay C  Nov 18, 2018 • 8:28:03am

re: #267 Belafon

It’s just way too convenient how he’s being pushed this early.

Maybe, but this IS 2018, the era when “analysis” , I.e. speculation, gossip, and bullshit, about the next election usually begins (well) before the votes even been counted from the last one.

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ObserverArt  Nov 18, 2018 • 8:35:43am

re: #267 Belafon

It’s just way too convenient how he’s being pushed this early.

There are a lot of people that want him to run.

I am not one of them, as I fear losing him as our one solid Democrat in this state.

But why is it too convenient?

I really don’t understand.

Truthfully, I think Sherrod is doing this all on his own, because that is who he is and how he operates.

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ObserverArt  Nov 18, 2018 • 8:44:26am

I think I am going to be sick.

In a huge WTF are they thinking article at ESPN I see…

(Cleveland) Browns want to interview Condoleezza Rice for head-coaching job.

And I am not joking. Here is the link: ESPN - Browns want to interview Condoleezza Rice for head-coaching job

Ugh.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2018 • 8:55:32am

re: #275 ObserverArt

I think I am going to be sick.

In a huge WTF are they thinking article at ESPN I see…

(Cleveland) Browns want to interview Condoleezza Rice for head-coaching job.

And I am not joking. Here is the link: ESPN - Browns want to interview Condoleezza Rice for head-coaching job

Ugh.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2018 • 8:56:01am
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Patricia Kayden  Nov 18, 2018 • 8:59:01am

re: #277 Backwoods_Sleuth

Who in their right mind believes that Trump didn’t see Whitaker on CNN explaining how he could starve the Mueller investigation of funding? We all know that Trump watches tv all the dang time.

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Unshaken Defiance  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:00:15am

re: #271 The Vicious Babushka

I had to vent.

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bd(soros funded)  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:05:57am

re: #275 ObserverArt

I think I am going to be sick.

In a huge WTF are they thinking article at ESPN I see…

(Cleveland) Browns want to interview Condoleezza Rice for head-coaching job.

And I am not joking. Here is the link: ESPN - Browns want to interview Condoleezza Rice for head-coaching job

Ugh.

Are the Browns going to interview other people who have never coached a game in their lives?

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Big Beautiful Door  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:06:05am

re: #275 ObserverArt

I think I am going to be sick.

In a huge WTF are they thinking article at ESPN I see…

(Cleveland) Browns want to interview Condoleezza Rice for head-coaching job.

And I am not joking. Here is the link: ESPN - Browns want to interview Condoleezza Rice for head-coaching job

Ugh.

That’s a stunt if I ever saw one. How about letting the guy who is coaching the Browns to some victories have the job?

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Ace-o-aces  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:10:59am
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Romantic Heretic  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:15:03am

re: #200 Ace Rothstein

40% of America thinks that what Trump said today in California was smart.

George Carlin had it right.

You know how stupid the average person is? Well, by definition half of them are stupider than that.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:18:53am
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retired cynic  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:20:07am

re: #284 Backwoods_Sleuth

Serprize…

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Unshaken Defiance  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:22:30am
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ObserverArt  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:23:24am

re: #280 bd(soros funded)

Are the Browns going to interview other people who have never coached a game in their lives?

I think this is all a political stunt by the owners. That would be Dee and Jimmy Haslam. For those unfamiliar, Jimmy is the brother of Bill Haslam, governor of Tennessee.

I can’t believe an old football guy like Browns GM John Dorsey would even consider this.

The team is beginning to look like an NFL squad and playing like it. Don’t fuck this up with stupid crap like this.

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retired cynic  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:25:31am

Daniel Dale gets a piece in WaPo.

Fact-checking Trump is kind of like fact-checking one of those talking dolls programmed to say the same phrases for eternity, except if none of those phrases were true. As any parent who owns a squealing Elmo can tell you, the phrases can get tiresome.

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retired cynic  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:26:47am

re: #288 retired cynic

I didn’t realize he is doing this on his own time!!!

I’m a Canadian reporter, the Washington bureau chief for the Toronto Star. I wasn’t sent here to cover the honesty beat. I do most of the fact-checking on my own time, spending weekday nights and painful Sundays staring at rally transcripts in my pajamas.

My American colleagues have done wonderful investigative and explanatory journalism on Trump. But with some notable exceptions, like The Washington Post’s terrific fact-checking team led by Glenn Kessler, I don’t think U.S. media outlets have been persistent enough in fighting a daily battle for truth itself.

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Ace Rothstein  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:27:02am

The Browns are interviewing Condi Rice to be head coach, the architect of the Iraq disaster. How Browns of them.

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MsJ  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:28:23am

re: #288 retired cynic

Daniel Dale gets a piece in WaPo.

Good. Dale does some amazing, tireless and absolutely workplace unfriendly-downright battlefield coverage. He’s kinda awesome.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:28:35am

See you folks latter.

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retired cynic  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:29:30am

re: #291 MsJ

Good. Dale does some amazing, tireless and absolutely workplace unfriendly-downright battlefield coverage. He’s kinda awesome.

It’s an important piece. He doesn’t spare his fellow reporters at all.

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retired cynic  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:32:07am

In the comments section of the Daniel Dale piece are two good ideas:

JP Magoots: It’s time for news organizations to start reporting when Trump says something that is actually true. That’s news. Ignore the daily deluge of lies. That’s no longer news, any more than “breaking news: the sun rose this morning!”

Gerry Cantwell: Here’s an idea for newspapers and broadcast media everywhere — publish a regular daily panel box on the front page of every newspaper and in every news broadcast headlined:

TRUMP’S BIG LIE OF THE DAY

Included underneath the header would be a couple grafs/bullet points/quotes detailing our serial liar president’s biggest lie of that day and how it impacts the reader/viewer.

The media should put it in our faces. That’s their job.

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ObserverArt  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:34:29am

re: #289 retired cynic

I didn’t realize he is doing this on his own time!!!

Daniel Dale needs to be awarded a Pulitzer Prize.

Even if he is a Canadian Journalist.

I think he has done US citizens that bother to keep up on Trump’s bullshit a valuable service.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:37:28am

thread

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:38:03am

gaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:38:12am
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ObserverArt  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:39:39am

re: #290 Ace Rothstein

The Browns are interviewing Condi Rice to be head coach, the architect of the Iraq disaster. How Browns of them.

I’m going to defend them. Look at all the stats this year. Right now they have a better record than 10 or more other teams. And they have done that even with their coaching mistakes. If the NFL refs hadn’t screwed them over in several games, they very easily could be .500 in the league.

I know it is easy to put ‘em down. The new franchise suffered from the get-go because the owner that was rewarded it passed away a couple years in and his stupid son didn’t care and messed everything up for a good 12 or more years. They seem to be stabilizing with the hire of experienced GM John Dorsey, and they have a lot of talent.

Haslam though likes to hear his own name, and I think he is doing this for just that reason.

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Ace Rothstein  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:40:31am

re: #297 Backwoods_Sleuth

The last three months and those awful two-hour work days have really taken a toll on the orange menace’s brain.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:44:45am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:45:28am

disgusting moron

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Ace Rothstein  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:45:59am

re: #301 Backwoods_Sleuth

What does having been against the war in Iraq have to do with visiting the troops that had nothing to do with the decision to go to war with Iraq?

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Dr Lizardo  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:47:55am

re: #302 Backwoods_Sleuth

This buffoon’s glaring incompetence is on full display for all the world to see. And yet he still has support.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:48:44am

re: #301 Backwoods_Sleuth

Obama opposed the war more than you ever did and he was just as busy and still made it. Stop making excuses. You’re a terrible President and even worse person, you sack of orange shit.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:49:32am

re: #304 Dr Lizardo

This buffoon’s glaring incompetence is on full display for all the world to see. And yet he still has support.

Because this country has a sizable chunk that would support Hitler if he was a Republican and promoted his policies as America Furst.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:50:46am

I know it’s a cliche but imagine Obama saying this but this won’t mean a damn to the right.

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Ace Rothstein  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:52:06am

re: #307 HappyWarrior

I know it’s a cliche but imagine Obama saying this but this won’t mean a damn to the right.

Obama would have been impeached already.

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sagehen  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:54:00am

re: #297 Backwoods_Sleuth

gaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

so… anybody who isn’t a supporter, we should disregard anything they say?

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:55:42am

re: #308 Ace Rothstein

Obama would have been impeached already.

And the firestorm that was led by the four horsemen (Maureen Dowd, Tweety Matthews, Tim Russert and Michael Kelly) who fronted the Bill Clinton Penis Hunt would be insignificant in comparison to the Republican lynch mob that would have gone after Obama if he did that.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 18, 2018 • 9:58:44am

re: #308 Ace Rothstein

Obama would have been impeached already.

Yep. It’s unbelievable the crap Trump gets away with simply because he’s GOP and because Congressional Republicans are spineless shits afraid of their base.

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Eventual Carrion  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:01:34am

re: #104 Backwoods_Sleuth

i. am. ded.

I can’t stop laughing

“BLINK MOTHERFUCKER!”

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ObserverArt  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:05:42am

re: #304 Dr Lizardo

This buffoon’s glaring incompetence is on full display for all the world to see. And yet he still has support.

He really has brought The Emperor’s New Clothes to life.

And also made a lot of classic dystopian works real too.

What a bad era we seem to be suffering. One thing for sure Trump is going down in history. It is yet to be determined how bad that history will be.

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ObserverArt  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:09:29am

re: #310 Joe Bacon 🌹

And the firestorm that was led by the four horsemen (Maureen Dowd, Tweety Matthews, Tim Russert and Michael Kelly) who fronted the Bill Clinton Penis Hunt would be insignificant in comparison to the Republican lynch mob that would have gone after Obama if he did that.

Kelly was the writer with the NY Times killed in the Iraq war, correct?

I was real busy with my career then and didn’t follow a whole lot of media at that time.

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Unshaken Defiance  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:10:07am
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Jay C  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:14:49am

re: #315 Unshaken Defiance

Two things about this tweet:

1) Is the Orange Anus talking about Mueller’s “confirmation” as FBI Director, or (more likely) as Special Counsel? Wrong in any case, as Mueller’s investigation was set up in a manner consistent with law which did not require, AFAIK, Senate confirmation (not that Trump would know or care).

2) Did he misspell Adam Schiff’s name on purpose? If so, disgusting even for Trump…

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:22:22am
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teleskiguy  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:30:33am
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HappyWarrior  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:31:52am

re: #318 teleskiguy

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Yeah that’s it Liz. God the religious right has some of the most stupid takes on natural disasters you’ll ever see.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:33:29am
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:34:35am
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HappyWarrior  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:35:32am

re: #321 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Coward.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:36:05am

re: #320 Backwoods_Sleuth

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teleskiguy  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:36:54am

She makes it look so easy.

If she stays healthy, she’ll be the most successful alpine ski racer in the world, she’s only 23. She’s been dipping her toe in speed events, I hope she stays safe in those, speed events are where skiers get hurt.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:39:34am

The NBA will hire a woman HC before the NFL will.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:42:17am
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HappyWarrior  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:43:13am

re: #326 Backwoods_Sleuth

This really is disgraceful. But hey let’s feel bad for Tucker Carlson. //

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makeitstop  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:43:54am

re: #315 Unshaken Defiance

So funny to see little Adam Schitt

Clever little ‘typo’ there. Probably used up all his brain power for the day on that one.

Moron.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:43:59am
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makeitstop  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:48:26am

re: #325 HappyWarrior

The NBA will hire a woman HC before the NFL will.

Pop was way ahead of the curve on that - former WNBA star Becky Hammon is an assistant coach for the Spurs already.

And I believe the Kings have a female assistant coach, but I can’t remember her name.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:48:29am
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Ace Rothstein  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:50:42am

re: #330 makeitstop

And I believe the Kings have a female assistant coach, but I can’t remember her name.

Jenny Boucek was announced as a player development coach for the Sacramento Kings, becoming the third woman assistant coach in NBA history.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:50:44am

Scott will run for President in 2024.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:51:22am

re: #330 makeitstop

Pop was way ahead of the curve on that - former WNBA star Becky Hammon is an assistant coach for the Spurs already.

And I believe the Kings have a female assistant coach, but I can’t remember her name.

Yeah I bet that Becky replaces Pop when he retires and I think she’ll do a great job since she’s learning from the best of this generation. It’s Pop and Auerbach as the best NBA coaches.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:51:50am

re: #333 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Scott will run for President in 2024.

Bummer. Not surprised though.

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makeitstop  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:52:10am

re: #332 Ace Rothstein

\

Jenny Boucek was announced as a player development coach for the Sacramento Kings, becoming the third woman assistant coach in NBA history.

I’m thinking maybe Nancy Lieberman is there too? Could be wrong.

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dangerman  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:53:51am

ladies and gentlemen:

today was a fallback week so my training run called for “only” 13 miles

there was a local 10k race i wanted to run as well

so i got up at 4am, ran 7 miles, then walked to the park at the end of my road and ran the 10k race.

I set a personal record taking nearly 6 minutes off my last 10k time 1 year ago

results are still unofficial - looks like i came in 187 out of around 2000

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makeitstop  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:55:14am

re: #337 dangerman

ladies and gentlemen:

today was a fallback week so my training run called for “only” 13 miles

there was a local 10k race i wanted to run as well

so i got up at 4am, ran 7 miles, then walked to the park at the end of my road and ran the 10k race.

I set a personal record taking nearly 6 minutes off my last 10k time 1 year ago

results are still unofficial - looks like i came in 187 out of around 2000

You’re a machine! Way to go!

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jaunte  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:56:09am
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HappyWarrior  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:57:24am

re: #339 jaunte

Maybe there’s a good reason they despise you because you have no humility at all, Mr. I know more than the generals despite knowing nothing about military history or strategy.

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jaunte  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:58:45am

re: #340 HappyWarrior

Poe’s Law has taken over the United States.

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ObserverArt  Nov 18, 2018 • 10:59:16am

re: #320 Backwoods_Sleuth

I wonder where ESPN came up with that story on RIce?

Of course, it is ESPN. They can be as creative as anyone when it comes to making something that isn’t into a big discussion for hits to the site.

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jaunte  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:01:40am

No matter how ridiculous, outrageous, or juvenile the statement, you can easily imagine it being uttered by Trump and taken as marching orders by his brainwashed cultists.

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jaunte  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:02:27am
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ObserverArt  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:03:55am

re: #324 teleskiguy

She makes it look so easy.

If she stays healthy, she’ll be the most successful alpine ski racer in the world, she’s only 23. She’s been dipping her toe in speed events, I hope she stays safe in those, speed events are where skiers get hurt.

Was that Lindsey Vonn jumping up and down cheering at the end? If it is, good to see her so supportive.

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jaunte  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:06:06am

Meanwhile on a gray rainy day in southeast Texas, I’m watching an egret stalking minnows in the muddy slough.

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ObserverArt  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:06:07am

re: #328 makeitstop

Clever little ‘typo’ there. Probably used up all his brain power for the day on that one.

Moron.

He can claim he fat-fingered the wrong keys.

He is such a brat.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:06:24am
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bd(soros funded)  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:06:42am

re: #331 Charles Johnson

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Charles Johnson  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:07:13am
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jaunte  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:07:55am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:09:37am

re: #347 ObserverArt

He can claim he fat-fingered the wrong keys.

He is such a brat.

It’s been over an hour and the tweet is still there.
It was deliberate.

and there’s this now:

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HappyWarrior  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:10:17am

re: #349 bd(soros funded)

Mueller an actual Republican who has served in every Republican administration’d DOJ in the past 40 years except yours is conflicted but Whitaker whose qualifications are only kissing your ass isn’t. Go fuck yourself Donny Donogood.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:10:44am

re: #351 jaunte

He’s really pathetically grasping for straws as usual.

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Ace Rothstein  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:10:47am

re: #348 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

I WIN!!!! My comment here last night.

“Fifty bucks says the Orange Menace never had a conversation with the president of Finland about raking the forests. Another fifty bucks says he’s never had a conversation with the president of Finland about anything.”

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jaunte  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:12:43am

Fact Check: 100% Correct.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:15:06am

The truth is Trump is petrified of Mueller. He knows he’s going to get him or people close to him.

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MsJ  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:15:07am

re: #333 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Scott will run for President in 2024.

That Medicare fraud will sink him. Maybe with the 30% of Republicans he’ll be ok, but with no one else.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:15:42am

re: #358 MsJ

That Medicare fraud will sink him. Maybe with the 30% of Republicans he’ll be ok, but with no one else.

Would hope so but he did just win election to the Senate.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:18:08am

So now we have a President publicly cussing out a U.S. Congressman? Okay, then.

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jaunte  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:19:24am

Thread

Add this Nine Line logo to your list of warning signs of potential domestic terrorism.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:19:32am

Also, got this mailer for Hyde-Smith the other day. Classy stuff. Will make a great addition to my burn pile.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:20:16am

re: #362 Eclectic Cyborg

Also, got this mailer for Hyde-Smith the other day. Classy stuff. Will make a great addition to my burn pile.

[Embedded content]

Sound like great reasons to vote for Espy for me.

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jaunte  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:20:34am
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Ace-o-aces  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:23:33am
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Charles Johnson  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:24:54am
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HappyWarrior  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:26:00am

re: #366 Charles Johnson

Meanwhile these same people acted like Beto O’Rourke cursing on the stump was just awful. Fucking hypocrites.

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teleskiguy  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:27:07am
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BigPapa  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:38:04am

Let us not forget that many Evangelical Trumpers think he’s bringing the End Times.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:41:20am

re: #369 BigPapa

Let us not forget that many Evangelical Trumpers think he’s bringing the End Times.

People like that having power in politics is nauseating.

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Belafon  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:55:19am

re: #359 HappyWarrior

Would hope so but he did just win election to the Senate.

And if he runs in 2024 for Santa, he will have all those former felons he disenfranchised.

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ObserverArt  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:55:29am

re: #359 HappyWarrior

Would hope so but he did just win election to the Senate.

Florida man helped.

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MsJ  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:55:43am

re: #359 HappyWarrior

Would hope so but he did just win election to the Senate.

Sitting governor. Stupid people. Republicans outside of sorry strongholds (the Bible belt for some ungodly [literally] rain) but few other places.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Nov 18, 2018 • 11:56:21am

re: #270 MsJ

Still late to the party, but WhatEv’s.

Ready to start the George Divorce Pool?


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