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MsJ  Jul 28, 2019 • 2:25:39pm
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Belafon  Jul 28, 2019 • 2:34:18pm

re: #1 MsJ

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Dave In Austin  Jul 28, 2019 • 2:37:57pm

Best parody acct going….. Meet the new Walter.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 28, 2019 • 2:44:47pm

I made tandoori chicken skewers for lunch today.
First time I ever tried it.
Pineapple chucks and mini sweet peppers also on the skewers.
Broccoli slaw and Greek salad for sides.

Turned out pretty darned good, if I can pat myself on the back.

sorry…no pics…we ate them all…

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Ace-o-aces  Jul 28, 2019 • 2:46:18pm

Conservative self-own alert:

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 28, 2019 • 2:46:20pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 28, 2019 • 2:48:55pm

LOL at the greeneyed cat…and yes, YOU are that stupid, not Eric

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Ace-o-aces  Jul 28, 2019 • 2:49:12pm
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wrenchwench  Jul 28, 2019 • 2:56:20pm

re: #4 Backwoods_Sleuth

I made tandoori chicken skewers for lunch today.
First time I ever tried it.
Pineapple chucks and mini sweet peppers also on the skewers.
Broccoli slaw and Greek salad for sides.

Turned out pretty darned good, if I can pat myself on the back.

sorry…no pics…we ate them all…

Pineapple chucks…

I hope that’s a typo.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 28, 2019 • 2:59:14pm

re: #9 wrenchwench

Pineapple chucks…

I hope that’s a typo.

nope

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Amory Blaine  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:00:18pm

Sounds tasty!

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:02:19pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:03:03pm

Dolly Parton is 73 years old.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:03:26pm

re: #11 Amory Blaine

Sounds tasty!

the chicken was marinated in a Greek yoghurt and tandoori spice mix for 24+ hours in the fridge.
The chicken breasts were huge and I ended up using only one for five skewers. The rest of the marinated chicken is in the freezer for next weekend when MrBWS is home again.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:06:38pm
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Charles Johnson  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:07:06pm
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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:08:10pm

Ultimate ones of course.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:09:00pm

loving that tail wagging that says “I’m INNOCENT!!!”

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Targetpractice  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:09:22pm

re: #8 Ace-o-aces

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I always love these types of articles, not simply due to their asinine premises, but because they always find at least one “anti-feminist” woman who is willing to put their name to the idea that women need to whore themselves out for “romance.”

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MsJ  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:09:59pm

re: #7 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOL at the greeneyed cat…and yes, YOU are that stupid, not Eric

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:10:44pm

re: #9 wrenchwench

Pineapple chucks…

I hope that’s a typo.

oh, I see now…chucks vs chunks.

My bad

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:13:47pm

welp

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:14:43pm

re: #13 The Pie Overlord!

Dolly Parton is 73 years old.

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Loved Jason Isbell’s retweet: “That’s me crying in the corner.”

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PhillyPretzel  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:31:02pm

OT My new microwave is working very nicely. I have cooked frozen veggies and boiled water in it. I have ordered a cart for it so that I can have a little bit of counter space so I can prep a few things or have a recipe book open. I have also replaced my old power strip with one that is slightly better. Now I will have enough outlets in the kitchen.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:31:49pm

re: #8 Ace-o-aces

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Belafon  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:39:08pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:40:47pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:45:35pm

re: #25 Joe Bacon 🌹

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palate cleanser:

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Charles Johnson  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:45:56pm
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HappyWarrior  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:47:00pm

re: #8 Ace-o-aces

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NR with a stupid take, my shock.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:47:25pm

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HappyWarrior  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:50:19pm

re: #19 Targetpractice

I always love these types of articles, not simply due to their asinine premises, but because they always find at least one “anti-feminist” woman who is willing to put their name to the idea that women need to whore themselves out for “romance.”

NR 1865: Lets face it, abolition ruined interracial relationships.://

But yeah seriously there’s always one woman out there for NRO to push bizarre anti equality crap.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:50:28pm

re: #29 Charles Johnson

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Charles Johnson  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:50:51pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:52:08pm
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jeffreyw  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:53:22pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:55:49pm

re: #36 jeffreyw

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way to make me feel really REALLY old, jeffrey.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 28, 2019 • 3:56:02pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:01:29pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:02:15pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:03:31pm

re: #40 The Pie Overlord!

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and his grandpa was a pimp in Canada

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HappyWarrior  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:05:42pm

re: #40 The Pie Overlord!

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This is a lie they like to tell. It’s so pathetic they think this is true.

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Decatur Deb  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:07:40pm

re: #38 Backwoods_Sleuth

White people, please teach your kids that less melanin in your skin doesn’t make you better. It just makes you more susceptible to sunburns. Jesus on a triscuit people.America wasn’t great in 1963. Let’s not go back to it.

Who is Callie Khouri, and when did she become conversant with my childrearing practices?

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HappyWarrior  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:08:07pm

Had the Nixon DOJ sue him for racial discrimination. Had the Central Park Five op ed and not apologizing after they were cleared. Oh and he was King of the Birthers too. He most definitely was seen as a racist before 2016. The people who know Trump the most soundly rejected him like no other candidate before. That should be a hint.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:09:19pm

re: #42 HappyWarrior

This is a lie they like to tell. It’s so pathetic they think this is true.

Also this photo-op with Rosa Parks, Muhammed Ali & A Homophobic White Lady:

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HappyWarrior  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:10:05pm

re: #38 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Seems we’re regressing in a lot of ways. I would have thought nothing of an African American teacher. Hell one of the ones at my elementary school was a classmates mother.

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Decatur Deb  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:17:01pm

re: #41 Backwoods_Sleuth

and his grandpa was a pimp sex industry executive in Canada

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BeachDem  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:17:13pm

re: #45 The Pie Overlord!

Also this photo-op with Rosa Parks, Muhammed Ali & A Homophobic White Lady:

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And…

CLAIM: There are only three people who won the Ellis Island award for their work within the black community: Rosa Parks, Muhammad Ali and Donald Trump. Yet the “squad” wants you to believe he’s racist.
AP’S ASSESSMENT: False. Trump was one of 87 people to be honored with the Ellis Island Medal of Honor in 1986 for his successful work as a developer in New York City, not for his work within the black community.
apnews.com

Not good enough for MAGAts?

We reached out to the Ellis Island Honors Society, which administers the award. The society is a non-political organization promoting diversity and understanding among religious and ethnic groups, as well as the restoration and maintenance of Ellis Island.

Spokesperson Otto Coca told PolitiFact that Trump was one of several people to be awarded the Ellis Island Medal of Honor in 1986 - the first year it was given out (and the same year Parks and Ali were also recipients). Trump was chosen for professional contributions that benefited New York City as a developer, as well as for his German heritage.

“That post is ridiculous and an outright lie,” Coca said.

politifact.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:19:07pm

re: #47 Decatur Deb

I still laugh out loud every time I remember that Justin Trudeau gifted the moron with a framed photo of his grandfather’s Canadian hotel brothel

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:19:15pm

re: #48 BeachDem

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wrenchwench  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:26:51pm

re: #31 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:27:50pm

re: #4 Backwoods_Sleuth

I made tandoori chicken skewers for lunch today.
First time I ever tried it.
Pineapple chucks and mini sweet peppers also on the skewers.
Broccoli slaw and Greek salad for sides.

Turned out pretty darned good, if I can pat myself on the back.

sorry…no pics…we ate them all…

I think eating pictures is probably unhealthy….

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:33:03pm

best part:

“oooh damn, boi, I told you to leave her alone.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:33:40pm

re: #52 Colère Tueur de Lapin

I think eating pictures is probably unhealthy….

i was hongry.

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mmmirele  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:42:36pm

re: #38 Backwoods_Sleuth

I can’t even begin to tell you how upsetting this is to me. My first teacher in kindergarten was Miss O’Brien and she was black. Now even in the allegedly liberal California Bay Area of 1965, having a black teacher in a pretty much white school was an ISSUE. But my mother insisted that I be put in Miss O’Brien’s class. Two years later, my sister was in Miss O’Brien’s class.

Fast forward 54 years and we are going backwards to hell in a handbasket. On jetskis.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:43:25pm

re: #50 The Pie Overlord!

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:46:08pm

re: #55 mmmirele

I can’t even begin to tell you how upsetting this is to me. My first teacher in kindergarten was Miss O’Brien and she was black. Now even in the allegedly liberal California Bay Area of 1965, having a black teacher in a pretty much white school was an ISSUE. But my mother insisted that I be put in Miss O’Brien’s class. Two years later, my sister was in Miss O’Brien’s class.

Fast forward 54 years and we are going backwards to hell in a handbasket. On jetskis.

The White Xtians will stop at nothing to bring apartheid back in the US.

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thecommodore  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:50:25pm

For those who say their doctor thinks they need to cringe more.

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stpaulbear  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:51:28pm

I just discovered that Richard Thompson wrote a song about Trump back in 2014. I wish the conversation after the song hadn’t been cut off because they talk directly about Trump and his Scottish Golf Course.

Richard Thompson performs Fergus Lang (Live on Sound Opinions)

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:54:45pm

re: #1 MsJ

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Click to Reveal

I’m an Emorrhoid (Emory alum).

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HappyWarrior  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:57:15pm

re: #59 stpaulbear

I just discovered that Richard Thompson wrote a song about Trump back in 2014. I wish the conversation after the song hadn’t been cut off because they talk directly about Trump and his Scottish Golf Course.

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I knew about the Scottish golf course stuff through my cousin whose in laws live there.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:58:15pm

>re: #58 thecommodore

For those who say their doctor thinks they need to cringe more.

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Imagine thinking this is newsworthy.

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jeffreyw  Jul 28, 2019 • 4:58:38pm

re: #37 Backwoods_Sleuth

way to make me feel really REALLY old, jeffrey.

Seventy is the new forty.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Jul 28, 2019 • 5:03:13pm

re: #58 thecommodore

For those who say their doctor thinks they need to cringe more.

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It’s a shame that The Gong Show isn’t on the air anymore.

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A Three Hour Tour  Jul 28, 2019 • 5:04:45pm

re: #55 mmmirele

I can’t even begin to tell you how upsetting this is to me. My first teacher in kindergarten was Miss O’Brien and she was black. Now even in the allegedly liberal California Bay Area of 1965, having a black teacher in a pretty much white school was an ISSUE. But my mother insisted that I be put in Miss O’Brien’s class. Two years later, my sister was in Miss O’Brien’s class.

Fast forward 54 years and we are going backwards to hell in a handbasket. On jetskis.

For the first several years of my life, I grew up in a house on a street a block and a half away from my paternal grandparents. My grandfather and his immediate neighbors all worked in the shipyard. A few of them had children my age and we all entered first grade in 1972. 1972 was the year that Portsmouth Virginia elementary school finally integrated.

I and the first grade aged children of my grandparents’ neighbors were all assigned to the same teacher, a black woman. The parents of these kids I grew up with raised a stink and had their kids reassigned to white teachers. Even though my father shared a lot of his parents’ racist assumptions, even belonging to Chandler Harper’s whites-only golf club, my parents insisted that I remain with the teacher to whom I was assigned.

From first through sixth grade, only my second and fifth grade teachers were white, and I think I turned out to be a better person because of that, in conjunction with my mother’s family’s more liberal attitudes on race.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Jul 28, 2019 • 5:20:41pm
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Belafon  Jul 28, 2019 • 5:24:48pm
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Belafon  Jul 28, 2019 • 5:25:27pm
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Patricia Kayden  Jul 28, 2019 • 5:25:53pm

Trump’s Puppet is a monster.

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Belafon  Jul 28, 2019 • 5:26:39pm
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Interesting Times  Jul 28, 2019 • 5:28:16pm

re: #70 Belafon

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He forgot to mention that 80% of clickbait articles glean 90% of their “information” from tweets.

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Belafon  Jul 28, 2019 • 5:28:45pm

His advisers admit he’s being racist:

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HappyWarrior  Jul 28, 2019 • 5:31:49pm

re: #65 A Three Hour Tour

For the first several years of my life, I grew up in a house on a street a block and a half away from my paternal grandparents. My grandfather and his immediate neighbors all worked in the shipyard. A few of them had children my age and we all entered first grade in 1972. 1972 was the year that Portsmouth Virginia elementary school finally integrated.

I and the first grade aged children of my grandparents’ neighbors were all assigned to the same teacher, a black woman. The parents of these kids I grew up with raised a stink and had their kids reassigned to white teachers. Even though my father shared a lot of his parents’ racist assumptions, even belonging to Chandler Harper’s whites-only golf club, my parents insisted that I remain with the teacher to whom I was assigned.

From first through sixth grade, only my second and fifth grade teachers were white, and I think I turned out to be a better person because of that, in conjunction with my mother’s family’s more liberal attitudes on race.

You know, I kind of take for granted that my parents never judged my brothers and mine choice of friends based on something like that. My Dad’s parents were probably more racially liberal than my mom’s but my mom’s mom has told us about her first encounter with Jim Crow as a waitress after moving down here to Virginia from Pennsylvania and it shocking her at its basic cruelty. And my grandfather although he thought it was odd that his famous coworker Richard Loving associated mostly with African Americans on his construction jobs, he never gave him a hard time. My dad’s father was an arbitrator and considered very fair minded and he really resented the n word. Dad’s mom was a sweet lady who had lost her own mom young so I like to think although my grandparents probably had more prejudice than my parents or my brothers, they didn’t let it impact how my parents view black people or anyone who looked different. We weren’t taught to hate. I really appreciate my parents for that.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jul 28, 2019 • 5:35:41pm

re: #70 Belafon

Ok, but 50 years ago when I was a kid… to what percentage of the US population’s thoughts/concerns/fantasies did I have access?

For news I could turn on my local NBC or CBS affiliates for their nightly news. That was it. And Sunday morning had a few news shows (back when such things were better.)

My local newspaper carried AP and UPI wire stories, but as a relatively small paper it only had so many pages.

I did have radio, AM/Shortwave/FM (but back then it was only educational stations), so there was a bit of information that could come to me that way.

So yes, Twitter represents only a slice of America (or any country in which it is allowed.) But it’s still a bigger slice than we had a half a century ago.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 28, 2019 • 5:36:04pm

re: #72 Belafon

His advisers admit he’s being racist:

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I really think he’s got a huge hole to climb out of.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Jul 28, 2019 • 5:41:06pm

re: #73 HappyWarrior

Segregation was du jure in Pennsylvania before the Civil Rights Act of 1964 was passed. Our borough pool in Ambridge excluded African-Americans and Jews.

Stores were “restricted”. African-Americans and Jews could not go into the JC Penney store. But they could go in the Sears Roebuck’s.

Clubs were “restricted”. Bars had a “whites-only” policy. Several restaurants did not allow African Americans or Jews to enter.

Our congressman, Frank Clark, was only 1 of 2 Northern Democrats who voted against the Civil Rights and Voting Rights Acts.

There was a very strong Wallace vote in the 1964 Democratic Presidential Primary against LBJ because of Civil Rights. People forgot Wallace ran against LBJ and got a high share of the vote in PA, MD, IN and WI.

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HappyWarrior  Jul 28, 2019 • 5:43:16pm

re: #76 Joe Bacon 🌹

Segregation was du jure in Pennsylvania before the Civil Rights Act of 1964 was passed. Our borough pool in Ambridge excluded African-Americans and Jews.

Stores were “restricted”. African-Americans and Jews could not go into the JC Penney store. But they could go in the Sears Roebuck’s.

Clubs were “restricted”. Bars had a “whites-only” policy. Several restaurants did not allow African Americans or Jews to enter.

Our congressman, Frank Clark, was only 1 of 2 Northern Democrats who voted against the Civil Rights and Voting Rights Acts.

There was a very strong Wallace vote in the 1964 Democratic Presidential Primary against LBJ because of Civil Rights. People forgot Wallace ran against LBJ and got a high share of the vote in PA, MD, IN and WI.

Yeah I think Johnstown was like that too but I guess when she saw school kids turned away from a meal and being a young mother or a mother to be really shook her up.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Jul 28, 2019 • 5:48:26pm

re: #51 wrenchwench

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 28, 2019 • 5:48:48pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 28, 2019 • 5:50:25pm

Narrator’s Voice: Cornyn is a moron’s moron

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HappyWarrior  Jul 28, 2019 • 5:50:46pm

re: #79 Backwoods_Sleuth

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He doesn’t.

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Romantic Heretic  Jul 28, 2019 • 6:51:17pm

re: #53 Backwoods_Sleuth

He’s lucky she doesn’t know how to throw a real punch.

And he could really use a proper punch…in the nuts.

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Feline Fearless Leader  Jul 28, 2019 • 8:36:23pm

re: #24 PhillyPretzel

OT My new microwave is working very nicely. I have cooked frozen veggies and boiled water in it. I have ordered a cart for it so that I can have a little bit of counter space so I can prep a few things or have a recipe book open. I have also replaced my old power strip with one that is slightly better. Now I will have enough outlets in the kitchen.

My microwave and coffee maker are on a small cart (Ikea I think) just outside my kitchen since I have such limited counter space. The two drawers and a shelf on the lower part of the cart hold coffee and tea stuff plus my cook books.


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