Cory Wong and the Wongnotes, Feat. Bass Deity Victor Wooten: “Direct Flyte”

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this was take two from the session. take one we were getting into the groove. we settled in by the end of take one, but take two crushed.
so here it is!

BAND
Victor Wooten - bass
Cory Wong - guitar
Sonny Thompson - guitar
Kevin Gastonguay - keys
Nêgah Santos - percussion
Petar Janjic - drums
Eddie Barbash - alto sax/soprano sax
Kenni Holmen - tenor sax/flute
Sam Greenfield - bari sax/bass clarinet
Jay Webb - trumpet/flugelhorn
Jon Lampley - trumpet/flugelhorn
Michael Nelson - trombone/horn arranger

MUSIC
Produced by - Cory Wong
Mixed by - John Fields
Engineered by - Jake Hartsfield and Caleb Fisher
Mastered by - Will Quinnell

VIDEO
Executive Producer - Cory Wong
Director - Ben Kadie
Director of Photography Matt Burke
Producers - Cory Wong, Michael Bowden
Video Editor: Cory Wong
Camera - Matt Burke, Dakota Diel, Trent Millspaugh, Michael Bowden
Lighting Director - Jacob Padgett
Set Production Designer - Tricia Robertson and Cory Wong

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177 comments
1
Backwoods_Sleuth  May 6, 2022 • 5:43:46pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 6, 2022 • 5:46:37pm

re: #1 Backwoods_Sleuth

Bruce Miller: Creator/Executive Producer of “The Handmaid’s Tale” on Hulu.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 6, 2022 • 5:52:27pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 6, 2022 • 6:06:38pm
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A Three Hour Tour  May 6, 2022 • 6:12:39pm

re: #4 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I hope Oprah is happy for launching this lying quack’s media career and creating his initial fanbase.

(As if Dr. Phil weren’t bad enough.)

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Charles Johnson  May 6, 2022 • 6:31:24pm
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Cheechako  May 6, 2022 • 6:34:41pm

Time for an update from Alaska:

Received my mail in ballot for the jungle primary for Don Youngs seat. Here’s what a ballot with 48 candidates looks like;

And just vote for one!!

Also this week the cruise plague ships started arriving. Covid’s a’ coming!!

Passengers on Alaska-bound Carnival cruise ship say COVID outbreak overwhelmed crew as they docked in Seattle

To finish off the week, my wife and I got our 2nd booster shots today. So far, no aftereffects.

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EPR-radar  May 6, 2022 • 6:38:12pm

re: #7 Cheechako

That’s impressive. The Gray Davis recall in CA had 135 qualified candidates, but that was a circus for the ages.

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Charles Johnson  May 6, 2022 • 6:50:42pm

This little dongle with a built-in DAC does a great job of converting USB digital audio from the new iMac to optical audio. Hooked it up to my Logitech system and it sounds majestic and clean.

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Charles Johnson  May 6, 2022 • 6:51:07pm

Oh right, the link: amazon.com…

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  May 6, 2022 • 6:55:03pm

Wow! Two threads back now but it involves an important resource for these times, so with your indulgence, here it is:

re: #106 Decatur Deb

Decades ago there was a tremendously detailed website from the Federation of American Scientists. It was focused on National Security/Department of Defense issues. It included a large section on Agricultural Defense programs like Daedalus. Someone was thinking way ahead.

(Think they might have morphed into globalsecurity.com.)
____________
.org rather than .com globalsecurity.org
It is indeed the old crowd from FAS, including John Pike, who used to make lots of tv appearances back when the nutworks at least pretended to value real expertise. My favorite though is Charles Vick, chief technical analyst. Back during the Cold War Mr. Vick, a private citizen, used open sources and personal contacts to reach astoundingly accurate conclusions about the Soviet space program and rocketry. These were often at odds with official speculation but were vindicated after the Soviet Union collapsed and hard facts became available in the west
He produced accurate drawings of the failed N-1 Moon rocket and was the first western analyst to determine that it had 30 first stage engines. He was also the first analyst to speculate publicly that the “Proton’ (D-1) heavy booster had originally been designed as a giant ICBM to lob a 100MT warhead at the United States. Officials scoffed at this (D was equivalent to the Saturn I) but it, too, was later confirmed.

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A Cranky One  May 6, 2022 • 6:58:13pm

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Belafon  May 6, 2022 • 7:03:41pm

re: #9 Charles Johnson

This little dongle with a built-in DAC does a great job of converting USB digital audio from the new iMac to optical audio. Hooked it up to my Logitech system and it sounds majestic and clean.

I need to get into the Apple adapter business.

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Belafon  May 6, 2022 • 7:06:01pm

More things that probably would have been seen as pluses by Trump’s supporters:

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Charles Johnson  May 6, 2022 • 7:07:04pm

I suspect this email is spam for some reason.

Did you receive our previous message?
This is to congratulate you once again, that you have been officially selected to receive a donation amount of (€) 1,500,000.00 Euro from “Frances & Patrick Connolly” who won the January 2019 Euro-Millions Lottery from Moira, County Down in Northern Ireland.

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TedStriker  May 6, 2022 • 7:09:50pm

re: #15 Charles Johnson

I suspect this email is spam for some reason.

Sounds legit…

///oh lawd no

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Crush White Nationalism  May 6, 2022 • 7:10:03pm

re: #13 Belafon

I need to get into the Apple adapter business.

That adapter works with Macs, Windows PCs, and Android phones.
There are a lot of cool little USB C gadgets in the $20-$40 range.

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calochortus  May 6, 2022 • 7:10:08pm

re: #15 Charles Johnson

I suspect this email is spam for some reason.

Nonsense! Just send them your bank acct. info and you’ll be set for life.

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Belafon  May 6, 2022 • 7:10:41pm
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(((Archangel1)))  May 6, 2022 • 7:33:09pm

re: #7 Cheechako

Time for an update from Alaska:

Received my mail in ballot for the jungle primary for Don Youngs seat. Here’s what a ballot with 48 candidates looks like;

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On one hand, that seems worse than election ballots I’ve seen in Israel. On the other hand, it’s still nowhere near as ludicrous as what we had on the ballot for Grey Davis’s recall election back in 2003 when I was still living in California…

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Captain Ron  May 6, 2022 • 7:38:06pm
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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  May 6, 2022 • 7:42:04pm

re: #20 (((Archangel1)))

And yes, there are porn stars on that, Larry Flint, Darrell Issa, a guy named “Michael Jackson”, Gary Coleman (yes the other Arnold), and every Green and Socialist party candidate that tried to run for governor in the 90s… it was a fucking shit show even if it didn’t involve Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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(((Archangel1)))  May 6, 2022 • 7:55:24pm

re: #22 Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion

And yes, there are porn stars on that, Larry Flint, Darrell Issa, a guy named “Michael Jackson”, Gary Coleman (yes the other Arnold), and every Green and Socialist party candidate that tried to run for governor in the 90s… it was a fucking shit show even if it didn’t involve Arnold Schwarzenegger.

You forgot Richard Simmons. How could you forget Richard Simmons? ;)

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sagehen  May 6, 2022 • 8:03:07pm

and Angelyne!!

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mmmirele  May 6, 2022 • 8:05:01pm
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Belafon  May 6, 2022 • 8:07:34pm

You know how the “Don’t Say Gay” bill was supposed to only apply to elementary school teachers? Yeah, a middle school teacher got fired because she let kids paint their own flags, some of which had gay themes.

m.dailykos.com

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Captain Ron  May 6, 2022 • 8:22:24pm
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Egregious Philbin  May 6, 2022 • 8:25:44pm

re: #7 Cheechako

Nick Begich! The Art Bell show conspiracy HAARP guy! Oh my…

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 6, 2022 • 8:27:05pm

re: #28 Egregious Philbin

Nick Begich! The Art Bell show conspiracy HAARP guy! Oh my…

Conmen hang around for a long, long time.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 6, 2022 • 8:39:07pm

Looking at the lottery spreadsheet… and the annuity rate went up. Again.

Annuity rates are now the highest they have been since the earliest lottery records to which I have access (middle 2014.)

What this means: bad news for anyone concerned about inflation.

If the annuity writers feel confident to offer the rates they are now, they must believe that bond rates are going to go up and stay there for a while.

Which happens in inflationary times.

I cannot over-emphasize how important this is to the elections coming up.

It is easy to get worked up over the culture war, but time and again it has been shown that Americans vote their wallets.

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retired cynic  May 6, 2022 • 8:45:08pm

re: #30 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Maybe, but I think the Roe v Wade battle is different than normal culture battles.

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Thanos  May 6, 2022 • 9:04:43pm

re: #7 Cheechako

Vote Adam Wool, he’s a pretty good guy & a musician.

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KingKenrod  May 6, 2022 • 9:08:39pm

Got my 2nd COVID booster today - my arm hurts around the injection site, but no flu-like symptoms like with my previous COVID shots.

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EPR-radar  May 6, 2022 • 9:14:01pm

axios.com

What he’s saying: “We can’t be an institution that can be bullied into giving you just the outcomes you want. The events from earlier this week are a symptom of that,” Thomas said at the 11th Circuit Judicial Conference, per Reuters.

He added that he is worried about a “different attitude of the young,” which he said fails to show a respect for the law that was sustained by previous generations, the Post writes.
“Recent events have shown this major change,” the court’s longest-serving justice said.
Eroding respect for institutions and the rule of law “bodes ill for a free society,” he added.

How dare this motherfucker talk about “rule of law” and “respect for institutions” and SCOTUS not giving people the outcomes they want.

The Federalist Society sure as hell is getting the outcome it wants.

And he and his wife sure had respect for institutions on 1/6/2021.

Finally, conservative law is a tool to privilege the oppressors and burden the oppressed. As such it deserves nothing but the deepest contempt.

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Targetpractice  May 6, 2022 • 9:21:39pm

re: #26 Belafon

You know how the “Don’t Say Gay” bill was supposed to only apply to elementary school teachers? Yeah, a middle school teacher got fired because she let kids paint their own flags, some of which had gay themes.

m.dailykos.com

This was the line that jumped out at me:

According to the outlet, the Lee County school district says Scott was fired over not following the curriculum as mandated by the state

Mostly because of years of hearing Bible-thumpers scream about how teachers were not allowed to teach “Judeo-Christian” things in class like creationism in science courses or Bible stories in history class. They couldn’t even *gasp!* lead their class in prayer! How can our kids have strong moral fiber if their teacher couldn’t teach them about this country’s “Judeo-Christian” heritage?!

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EPR-radar  May 6, 2022 • 9:32:03pm

re: #34 EPR-radar

I’m a bit punchy after a long week of bad news and irritation at work, but my post above did lead to an interesting idea for a political comedy skit.

The basic idea is a cross between Samuel L Jackson and the famous “Who’s on first” skit, with the six Republican supreme court justices being “this motherfucker” “that motherfucker” “you, that motherfucker hiding in the bushes over there”(Roberts, of course) “another motherfucker” “the other motherfucker” and finally “I have had it with these motherfuckers on this motherfucking court” (Alito).

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Targetpractice  May 6, 2022 • 9:32:50pm

re: #34 EPR-radar

axios.com

How dare this motherfucker talk about “rule of law” and “respect for institutions” and SCOTUS not giving people the outcomes they want.

The Federalist Society sure as hell is getting the outcome it wants.

And he and his wife sure had respect for institutions on 1/6/2021.

Finally, conservative law is a tool to privilege the oppressors and burden the oppressed. As such it deserves nothing but the deepest contempt.

Thomas knows he’s talking out of his ass, because that’s why he was put on the Court in the first place. He was there to fill what the GQP to this day still sneers at when they’re not exploiting it: a racial quota. They feared the political fallout of replacing Thurgood Marshall with a white judge, so they compromised and found the most bought-and-paid-for black judge they could on the bench to replace him.

If Marshall were alive today, he’d slap the shit out of Thomas while reminding him that if it wasn’t for the “different attitude of the youth” back in the day, men like them wouldn’t even have seats at the table, let alone on the bench of the highest court in the land.

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retired cynic  May 6, 2022 • 9:35:09pm

New Poll Reveals Warning Signs for GOP on Abortion
politicalwire.com

A new Yahoo News/YouGov poll found that registered voters initially preferred a generic Democrat over a generic Republican by 5 percentage points when asked how they would vote in their district if the congressional election were being held today, 44% to 39%.

But when voters were asked to choose instead between a “pro-choice Democrat” and a “pro-life Republican,” GOP support fell to 31% while Democratic support held steady — more than doubling the gap between the two candidates, to 13 percentage points.

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Targetpractice  May 6, 2022 • 9:41:54pm

re: #38 retired cynic

New Poll Reveals Warning Signs for GOP on Abortion
politicalwire.com

Promising, but we have to see what the GQP spin ultimately ends up being. They’re not gonna all be fire-breathin’ Southern Baptists preachers up at the pulpit, promising eternal damnation for “harlots” for “living in sin.” There’s gonna be a lot of political chameleons like Vance who are gonna get fed talking points and false statistics to win over the suburban white vote.

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EPR-radar  May 6, 2022 • 9:49:32pm

re: #39 Targetpractice

Promising, but we have to see what the GQP spin ultimately ends up being. They’re not gonna all be fire-breathin’ Southern Baptists preachers up at the pulpit, promising eternal damnation for “harlots” for “living in sin.” There’s gonna be a lot of political chameleons like Vance who are gonna get fed talking points and false statistics to win over the suburban white vote.

That usual GOP strategy of lying like hell will probably be very effective for a while.

But we’re going to see horror stories from red states with abortion bans. My hope is that those horror stories + the looming threat of a nationwide abortion ban, is enough for the Democrats to finally make significant progress with the white women demographic.

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Targetpractice  May 6, 2022 • 9:52:24pm

re: #40 EPR-radar

That usual GOP strategy of lying like hell will probably be very effective for a while.

But we’re going to see horror stories from red states with abortion bans. My hope is that those horror stories + the looming threat of a nationwide abortion ban, is enough for the Democrats to finally make significant progress with the white women demographic.

Which is largely why they don’t want to directly address the issue but instead want to talk about the court’s “sacred secrecy” and how wrong it is that the court is being “bullied.”

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Captain Ron  May 6, 2022 • 9:55:27pm

re: #38 retired cynic

New Poll Reveals Warning Signs for GOP on Abortion
politicalwire.com

CNN was pushing a poll that said there was no change.

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EPR-radar  May 6, 2022 • 9:55:52pm

re: #41 Targetpractice

Which is largely why they don’t want to directly address the issue but instead want to talk about the court’s “sacred secrecy” and how wrong it is that the court is being “bullied.”

What’s happening now is just noise. When the body count from abortion bans starts going up, with a weekly drip drip drip of news stories, that’s not something a GOP spin doctor should be able to handle (i.e., if they can overcome even that, then we really are fucked).

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No Malarkey!  May 6, 2022 • 9:57:46pm

Now that they no longer haver to pretend to care about women, the forced birthers are rapidly becoming drunk on their new power.

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No Malarkey!  May 6, 2022 • 10:00:11pm

re: #41 Targetpractice

Which is largely why they don’t want to directly address the issue but instead want to talk about the court’s “sacred secrecy” and how wrong it is that the court is being “bullied.”

When the decision is officially released in a few weeks and all of the abortion clinics in half the country are shut down, and they start arresting women for using contraceptives, they won’t be talking about the leak anymore.

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Targetpractice  May 6, 2022 • 10:05:22pm

re: #44 No Malarkey!

Now that they no longer haver to pretend to care about women, the forced birthers are rapidly becoming drunk on their new power.

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Tip of the fucking iceberg. Way they figure it, this Court just needs a case in front of them and an excuse. So look forward to seeing other blood red states proposing new restrictions or just outright bans on gay marriage, if not by year’s end then with the start of new legislative sessions first thing next year.

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EPR-radar  May 6, 2022 • 10:09:38pm

re: #46 Targetpractice

Tip of the fucking iceberg. Way they figure it, this Court just needs a case in front of them and an excuse. So look forward to seeing other blood red states proposing new restrictions or just outright bans on gay marriage, if not by year’s end then with the start of new legislative sessions first thing next year.

The sodomy laws are coming back.

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No Malarkey!  May 6, 2022 • 10:10:25pm

re: #46 Targetpractice

Tip of the fucking iceberg. Way they figure it, this Court just needs a case in front of them and an excuse. So look forward to seeing other blood red states proposing new restrictions or just outright bans on gay marriage, if not by year’s end then with the start of new legislative sessions first thing next year.

Exactly what I’m expecting. Then eventually after marriage equality is reversed, they will make sodomy a criminal offense again.

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Targetpractice  May 6, 2022 • 10:14:32pm

re: #43 EPR-radar

What’s happening now is just noise. When the body count from abortion bans starts going up, with a weekly drip drip drip of news stories, that not something a GOP spin doctor should be able to handle (i.e., if they can overcome even that, then we really are fucked).

Remember how the media eventually got tired of talking about daily and then weekly dail totals from COVID, only sparing a moment when certain milestones were reached? So that by this time last year, people were already starting to be convinced that the pandemic was “over” and it was time to “move on”?

Yeah, they’re not gonna pay a tinker’s damn about the body count from abortion being banned. At least not without finding a way to “balance” that coverage.

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Targetpractice  May 6, 2022 • 10:21:24pm

Bit of a comedy break:

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EPR-radar  May 6, 2022 • 10:22:08pm

re: #49 Targetpractice

Remember how the media eventually got tired of talking about daily and then weekly dail totals from COVID, only sparing a moment when certain milestones were reached? So that by this time last year, people were already starting to be convinced that the pandemic was “over” and it was time to “move on”?

Yeah, they’re not gonna pay a tinker’s damn about the body count from abortion being banned. At least not without finding a way to “balance” that coverage.

To be grisly about it, there’s a more lurid variety of death and injury from botched abortions than Covid, and if it bleed it leads is still an iron rule of the media.

But it is true that the media is in enemy hands, so I sure hope D strategists are actually taking this into account, rather than just counting on fair coverage of their proposals etc.

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Targetpractice  May 6, 2022 • 10:30:06pm

re: #51 EPR-radar

To be grisly about it, there’s a more lurid variety of death and injury from botched abortions than Covid, and if it bleed it leads is still an iron rule of the media.

But it is true that the media is in enemy hands, so I sure hope D strategists are actually taking this into account, rather than just counting on fair coverage of their proposals etc.

My worry is that the standard Dem “putting all eggs in one basket” approach, in this case the Roe bill which pretty much everybody knows is not going to pass and (last I checked) will include at least three Dem “Nay” votes. The reason for my worry? That the party leadership will want to avoid playing hardball and making abortion too much of an election issue because they fear “pro-life” Dems coming under fire.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 6, 2022 • 10:35:17pm

Words!

Took 5

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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  May 6, 2022 • 10:39:47pm

re: #50 Targetpractice

Bit of a comedy break:

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With all this talk of “What batshit crazy thing is Putin going to do on victory day?”

What if that’s the day he gets pushed out a window or the military shows up for the parade armed and starts shelling the Kremlin like it’s August 91?

I don’t think anyone has put forth this possibility.

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Targetpractice  May 6, 2022 • 10:56:40pm

re: #54 Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion

With all this talk of “What batshit crazy thing is Putin going to do on victory day?”

What if that’s the day he gets pushed out a window or the military shows up for the parade armed and starts shelling the Kremlin like it’s August 91?

I don’t think anyone has put forth this possibility.

My personal assumption is that any troops paraded through Red Square will be from those units that are maintained for home defense purposes and thus won’t have been mauled by the fighting in Ukraine, riding around in their tanks and IFVs as though there is no real war going on and Russia remains triumphant. And that the only chance the public has of seeing wounded soldiers is those few handpicked by the brass for their loyalty who will happily smile for the cameras and shaking Vlad’s fat fingers as he hands them a worthless medal and commends them for their “heroism.”

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EPR-radar  May 6, 2022 • 11:16:34pm

re: #52 Targetpractice

My worry is that the standard Dem “putting all eggs in one basket” approach, in this case the Roe bill which pretty much everybody knows is not going to pass and (last I checked) will include at least three Dem “Nay” votes. The reason for my worry? That the party leadership will want to avoid playing hardball and making abortion too much of an election issue because they fear “pro-life” Dems coming under fire.

I sure hope nobody spends too much time or energy on a Federal abortion bill. It won’t pass, and even if it does SCOTUS will kill it.

Regrettably, the only game in town for abortion is the decades-long effort for a constitutional amendment (i.e., a revised ERA with an explicit abortion clause).

Ditto with every other right this court illegitimately suppresses.

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sagehen  May 6, 2022 • 11:31:06pm
Regrettably, the only game in town for abortion is the decades-long effort for a constitutional amendment (i.e., a revised ERA with an explicit abortion clause).

Ditto with every other right this court illegitimately suppresses.

Not just an explicit abortion clause; an explicit bodily autonomy clause. No forced organ donations. No forced sterilization. And fuck trying to tie it to the 14th Amendment; this is a 13th Amendment matter.

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EPR-radar  May 6, 2022 • 11:35:31pm

re: #57 sagehen

Not just an explicit abortion clause; an explicit bodily autonomy clause. No forced organ donations. No forced sterilization. And fuck trying to tie it to the 14th Amendment; this is a 13th Amendment matter.

Don’t tie it to any other amendment. Any new amendment, once ratified, is just as much a part of the constitution as any other part of the text. No more of those penumbras and emanations every wingnut law student loves to mock.

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ericblair  May 6, 2022 • 11:52:41pm

re: #38 retired cynic

New Poll Reveals Warning Signs for GOP on Abortion
politicalwire.com

I don’t usually put much stock in polls that are taken far away from elections (although this one might mean more because it’s an issue a lot of voters understand and care about). The existence of these polls, though, is useful to us because the GOP should be panicking and breaking into factional fights because of them.

And “respect for institutions”, boo hoo fucking hoo. It’s earned, and Thomas is just upset that the American people aren’t just smiling and swallowing whatever crap their dress-wearing betters deign to shovel out to them. He didn’t seem to be too upset about his wife’s pals invading Congress, killing cops, and smearing shit on Capitol walls, though.

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Targetpractice  May 7, 2022 • 12:40:56am

re: #59 ericblair

I don’t usually put much stock in polls that are taken far away from elections (although this one might mean more because it’s an issue a lot of voters understand and care about). The existence of these polls, though, is useful to us because the GOP should be panicking and breaking into factional fights because of them.

And “respect for institutions”, boo hoo fucking hoo. It’s earned, and Thomas is just upset that the American people aren’t just smiling and swallowing whatever crap their dress-wearing betters deign to shovel out to them. He didn’t seem to be too upset about his wife’s pals invading Congress, killing cops, and smearing shit on Capitol walls, though.

The GQP started this week figuring that they still had a month and change before the ruling dropped, and had plans for that day. The country would wake up to the news of the ruling dropping, would tune in at lunch to Kev and/or Mitch holding a presser to announce that the GQP was already planning to introduce legislation in light of the ruling, and get home to the evening news of “Dems in Disarray” as Congressional and National Dems alike scrambled to settle on a talking point. They probably thought their stars lucky when they heard that the 1/6 Commission was moving its public hearings to late June, shit-eatting grins upon their faces as they imagined the negative news from those hearings being drowned out by “violent protests” over the Roe ruling.

Instead, now they’re the ones scrambling as they try to keep the party from running off into two different directions, half “outraged” that their carefully laid plan is in ruins, and the other half of the party that wants to start shackling women before the ruling is actually in the record. And they’re now worried shitless that the draft will be altered in such ways as to only overturn Roe and not other rulings that they’ve been working for many years to strike down. Plus it happened in the first week of May, when there are primary races still up in the air on both sides, the outcome of which may now shift in the wake of this draft becoming public.

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Dr Lizardo  May 7, 2022 • 3:03:35am

re: #50 Targetpractice

I figure that May 9 Victory Day parade is gonna look like this:

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Targetpractice  May 7, 2022 • 3:04:22am

re: #61 Dr Lizardo

I figure that May 9 Victory Day parade is gonna look like this:

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Heh.

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Captain Ron  May 7, 2022 • 3:13:58am
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Captain Ron  May 7, 2022 • 3:27:23am

This fuck-stick is still posting his bs.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 7, 2022 • 3:30:16am

I refuse to even read any speculation about what Putin has in store for May 9th. One thing is for certain, he knows the whole world will be watching this time, not just military attachés checking out the latest equipment and diplomatic observers trying to read tea leaves out of the seating/standing arrangements..

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Shropshire Slasher  May 7, 2022 • 3:31:07am

Sounds like fun, good for Apple.

China’s main strategy for minimizing damage to its economy amid the rolling lockdowns is for companies and factories to operate in a “closed loop” system, in which workers live and sleep on-site or in nearby accommodation that they’re shuttled to. This has helped Shanghai restart production at more than 70% of its industrial manufacturing facilities, while 90% of 660 “key” industrial companies have resumed output, officials said this week.

bnnbloomberg.ca

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 7, 2022 • 3:32:00am

re: #66 Shropshire Slasher

China’s main strategy for minimizing damage to its economy amid the rolling lockdowns is for companies and factories to operate in a “closed loop” system, in which workers live and sleep on-site or in nearby accommodation that they’re shuttled to.

The “advantages” of a top-down economic system.

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Shropshire Slasher  May 7, 2022 • 3:32:07am

Oh Fred Savage, what did you do!?!?!?!

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William Lewis  May 7, 2022 • 3:34:10am

re: #51 EPR-radar

To be grisly about it, there’s a more lurid variety of death and injury from botched abortions than Covid, and if it bleed it leads is still an iron rule of the media.

But it is true that the media is in enemy hands, so I sure hope D strategists are actually taking this into account, rather than just counting on fair coverage of their proposals etc.

20 6 ~7 year olds dead at Sandy Hook and it only increased gun sales. I doubt even 10’s of thousands of dead women will change anything because we’re talking about true believers.

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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  May 7, 2022 • 3:34:58am

re: #14 Belafon

More things that probably would have been seen as pluses by Trump’s supporters:

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The problem here is not that they might not care that it’s a war crime. I’m sure that the average MAGAt on the street doesn’t know or care. They are idiots, and not in charge of anything so it doesn’t matter. The Problem is that it doesn’t even occur to the ones in power when they are that it’s a war crime. That they can seriously suggest this in a policy meeting and *need* to be reminded by an adult that it’s a war crime shows that they shouldn’t be anywhere near the ability to put such a suggestion into action.

It also doesn’t occur to them that most of what they say they want to do about the “border crisis” is a violation of several international agreements and treaties.

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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  May 7, 2022 • 3:41:03am

re: #64 Dread Pirate Ron

I reported it for COVID-19 misinformation. Twitter has actually made it sort-of easy to report shit for that.

For anyone else, just go this path in their report gauntlet.
Report->Everyone ON Twitter->Misinformation->Health->COVID-19

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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  May 7, 2022 • 3:43:19am

re: #68 Shropshire Slasher

Oh Fred Savage, what did you do!?!?!?!

Aside from being involved in a really bad idea (rebooting the Wonder Years in the first place), apparently being a creep on top of it.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 7, 2022 • 3:55:25am

The whole appeal of Trump was the image of someone who would come in and take “decisive action” to solve problems, damn the consequences.

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steve_davis  May 7, 2022 • 4:02:04am

re: #37 Targetpractice

Thomas knows he’s talking out of his ass, because that’s why he was put on the Court in the first place. He was there to fill what the GQP to this day still sneers at when they’re not exploiting it: a racial quota. They feared the political fallout of replacing Thurgood Marshall with a white judge, so they compromised and found the most bought-and-paid-for black judge they could on the bench to replace him.

If Marshall were alive today, he’d slap the shit out of Thomas while reminding him that if it wasn’t for the “different attitude of the youth” back in the day, men like them wouldn’t even have seats at the table, let alone on the bench of the highest court in the land.

as an added bonus, marshall would be played by sidney poitier.

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GlutenFreeJesus  May 7, 2022 • 4:41:23am

re: #72 Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion

Aside from being involved in a really bad idea (rebooting the Wonder Years in the first place), apparently being a creep on top of it.

The current one now with the black family is actually great. Honestly, I think it’s better than the original series.

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Florida Panhandler  May 7, 2022 • 4:48:07am

re: #74 steve_davis

as an added bonus, marshall would be played by sidney poitier.

Clarence Thomas was not chosen to simply be a quota pick.

He was not chosen to be a token.

He was chosen to be a weapon. He is the exact same weapon used throughout history by tyrants ordered to placate and oppress members of their own subjugated groups. Every group of targeted people throughout history has their own Clarence Thomas, a man more than willing to help to assist evil in order to advance his own station in life.

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jeffreyw  May 7, 2022 • 4:57:48am

Good morning!

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Dangerman  May 7, 2022 • 5:09:11am

re: #70 Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion

The problem here is not that they might not care that it’s a war crime. I’m sure that the average MAGAt on the street doesn’t know or care. They are idiots, and not in charge of anything so it doesn’t matter. The Problem is that it doesn’t even occur to the ones in power when they are that it’s a war crime. That they can seriously suggest this in a policy meeting and *need* to be reminded by an adult that it’s a war crime shows that they shouldn’t be anywhere near the ability to put such a suggestion into action.

It also doesn’t occur to them that most of what they say they want to do about the “border crisis” is a violation of several international agreements and treaties.

!

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Dangerman  May 7, 2022 • 5:12:03am

re: #73 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

The whole appeal of Trump was the image of someone who would come in and take “decisive action” to solve problems, damn the consequences.

he thought he would be the ultimate business manager
decide and delegate
sit behind the desk
get fed cokes and burgers on a silver platter

he was absolutely terrible at it

in the end he’s an incompetent loser

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No Malarkey!  May 7, 2022 • 5:12:38am

re: #39 Targetpractice

Promising, but we have to see what the GQP spin ultimately ends up being. They’re not gonna all be fire-breathin’ Southern Baptists preachers up at the pulpit, promising eternal damnation for “harlots” for “living in sin.” There’s gonna be a lot of political chameleons like Vance who are gonna get fed talking points and false statistics to win over the suburban white vote.

But their base voters are going to expect them to pledge to back a nationwide abortion ban, so there’s that. The Democrats should take a page for GOP campaigns and run ads painting every GOP candidate as an anti-woman extremist.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 7, 2022 • 5:18:06am

re: #79 Dangerman

he thought he would be the ultimate business manager
…
he was absolutely terrible at it

in the end he’s an incompetent loser

But in their minds he was and is still the ultimate winner.

The difference being the one between business and government. Business is for and by the the owners, government is for and by the people.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 7, 2022 • 5:18:43am

re: #80 No Malarkey!

But their base voters are going to expect them to pledge to back a nationwide abortion ban, so there’s that. The Democrats should take a page for GOP campaigns and run ads painting every GOP candidate as an anti-woman extremist.

In other words, paint them in their true colors.

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Shropshire Slasher  May 7, 2022 • 5:23:18am
Nuclear missiles have rolled through Moscow’s Red Square in a chilling warning to the West as dictator Vladimir Putin prepares for his annual Victory Day parade on Monday.

The warring president will hope to celebrate a triumph in Ukraine at the annual celebration, which marks Russia’s victory over Nazi Germany in World War Two, raising fears of increased attacks on the war-torn country over this weekend.

The thermonuclear RS-24 Yars ballistic missile - which experts believe can can carry up to 10 warheads - was seen taking pride and joy as it was driven past rows of armed guards on a 16-wheeler vehicle during rehearsals on Saturday.

dailymail.co.uk

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steve_davis  May 7, 2022 • 5:25:15am

Trying to make sense of the “car owner sued after unlicensed oil change mechanic kills other mechanic with car owner’s vehicle.” I assume when I get an oil change, I’m not legally responsible if the oil change shop owner allows an unlicensed teenager to drive my vehicle off the platform, correct? Regardless of whether or not there is a state law saying the boss can’t be sued if one employee kills another through negligence?

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TarHellion  May 7, 2022 • 5:25:45am

Wordle 322 3/6

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Wake up. Get groceries and gas out of the way. Kick ass on Wordle. A good day.

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Dr Lizardo  May 7, 2022 • 5:30:45am

re: #83 Shropshire Slasher

They do that every year, it’s nothing new. Just your standard issue, Soviet-era inspired military parade.

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Shropshire Slasher  May 7, 2022 • 5:33:24am

re: #86 Dr Lizardo

They do that every year, it’s nothing new. Just your standard issue, Soviet-era inspired military parade.

Yeah but this year they invaded Ukraine.

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  May 7, 2022 • 5:35:01am

re: #69 William Lewis

20 6 ~7 year olds dead at Sandy Hook and it only increased gun sales. I doubt even 10’s of thousands of dead women will change anything because we’re talking about true believers.

It’s not the true believers we’re aiming for with those stories.

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Barefoot Grin  May 7, 2022 • 5:37:35am

Good thread and interesting comments:

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garzooma  May 7, 2022 • 5:39:48am

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GlutenFreeJesus  May 7, 2022 • 5:44:37am

re: #83 Shropshire Slasher

Bet they’re empty. 😂

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Shropshire Slasher  May 7, 2022 • 5:46:04am

re: #91 GlutenFreeJesus

Bet they’re empty. 😂

and a fresh coat of paint.

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Dangerman  May 7, 2022 • 5:57:36am

re: #82 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

In other words, paint them in their true colors.

right
shouldnt take a lot of extra paint

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Captain Magic  May 7, 2022 • 6:01:56am

re: #79 Dangerman

he thought he would be the ultimate business manager
decide and delegate
sit behind the desk
get fed cokes and burgers on a silver platter

he was absolutely terrible at it

in the end he’s an incompetent loser

Hence the six bankruptcies.

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Eventual Carrion  May 7, 2022 • 6:15:38am

re: #53 Hecuba’s daughter

Words!

Took 5

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3/6 for me this morning

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Hecuba's daughter  May 7, 2022 • 6:44:24am

re: #58 EPR-radar

Don’t tie it to any other amendment. Any new amendment, once ratified, is just as much a part of the constitution as any other part of the text. No more of those penumbras and emanations every wingnut law student loves to mock.

There is no way that this will become a Constitutional amendment anytime in the near future. Amendments require confirmation by 3/4 of the states; every state that today has a law or will soon adopt a law that criminalizes abortion when Roe is overturned will NOT sign on to such an amendment.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 7, 2022 • 6:52:21am

re: #76 Florida Panhandler

Clarence Thomas was not chosen to simply be a quota pick.

He was not chosen to be a token.

He was chosen to be a weapon. He is the exact same weapon used throughout history by tyrants ordered to placate and oppress members of their own subjugated groups. Every group of targeted people throughout history has their own Clarence Thomas, a man more than willing to help to assist evil in order to advance his own station in life.

Barrett was also chosen as a weapon — a fanatic member of the patriarchy, eager to shackle women, and silence their voices.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 7, 2022 • 6:55:09am
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Belafon  May 7, 2022 • 7:04:25am
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Belafon  May 7, 2022 • 7:04:48am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 7, 2022 • 7:05:11am

re: #93 Dangerman

right
shouldnt take a lot of extra paint

They have all been hiding behind “Roe v. Wade is settled Law” and now that fig leaf has been stripped from their bodies.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 7, 2022 • 7:09:35am

re: #97 Hecuba’s daughter

Barrett was also chosen as a weapon — a fanatic member of the patriarchy, eager to shackle women, and silence their voices.

And a way for the GOP to seem “inclusive” I.e “Hey, we’re not nominating a white guy for once!”

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 7, 2022 • 7:13:38am

OFFS.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 7, 2022 • 7:18:42am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 7, 2022 • 7:19:37am

re: #103 Eclectic Cyborg

John McCain may be dead, but he’s reaching up from the grave trying to keep power on AZ

I vote for dead people!

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Dr Lizardo  May 7, 2022 • 7:24:05am

re: #103 Eclectic Cyborg

OFFS.

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Well, shit….it looks like Kari has somehow found McCain’s Ouija board.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 7, 2022 • 7:25:24am

re: #104 Backwoods_Sleuth

Republicans are feeling emboldened now that Roe is going down. They want to see how far they can push things.

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HRH Stanley Sea  May 7, 2022 • 7:26:08am

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HRH Stanley Sea  May 7, 2022 • 7:26:58am

CLUE WARNING!!
Do not open if you haven’t solved

WARNING

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 7, 2022 • 7:28:54am
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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  May 7, 2022 • 7:29:02am

re: #104 Backwoods_Sleuth

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And this is only a foot in the door if passed. They’ll come after all birth control after that. One of the hormones I take on a daily basis is Medroxyprogesterone aka Depo-Provera. And that will be banned.

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Dr. Matt  May 7, 2022 • 7:29:46am

That sucked

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 7, 2022 • 7:32:35am
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Teukka  May 7, 2022 • 7:34:42am

ℹ️ Preparing for 9 May: a guide to deciphering tropes from the Red Square in Moscow [EU vs DISINFORMATION]

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Teukka  May 7, 2022 • 7:40:20am
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Eclectic Cyborg  May 7, 2022 • 7:40:39am

I feel like I should have had that in 4.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 7, 2022 • 7:42:44am

re: #116 Eclectic Cyborg

I feel like I should have had that in 4…..

Yep — that’s the way I felt too.

re: #112 Dr. Matt

But you did solve it!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 7, 2022 • 7:50:58am
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Teukka  May 7, 2022 • 7:55:59am
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Hecuba's daughter  May 7, 2022 • 7:58:32am

One comment elsewhere suggested that Roberts could get Kavanaugh to sign on with him for a 15 week ban. In that case, the Alito opinion would be a plurality and not a majority. What are the legal consequences in that situation? (Forgive me if this has been explained previously; IANAL and don’t recall the rules).

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Teukka  May 7, 2022 • 8:00:04am

Let Dr Oz be henceforth known as Dr Qz…

Iframe

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PhillyPretzel  May 7, 2022 • 8:04:32am

re: #121 Teukka

Even my ward leader has not made the suggestion of that person and he was a big DT fan.

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Dr. Matt  May 7, 2022 • 8:05:34am

Sadly, if the GOP succeeds at banning birth control, red state GOP women, both single and married, will still proudly and ignorantly continue to vote for republicans. I fear the future generations…..especially the females.

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Teukka  May 7, 2022 • 8:06:55am

re: #118 Backwoods_Sleuth

Click to Reveal

There this meme which basically goes.
Didn’t yo momma ever teach you to never stick your dick in crazy?

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 7, 2022 • 8:10:15am

re: #123 Dr. Matt

Sadly, if the GOP succeeds at banning birth control, red state GOP women, both single and married, will still proudly and ignorantly continue to vote for republicans. I fear the future generations…..especially the females.

A woman I used to go church with was ardently pro-life.

Then she got unexpectedly pregnant at 22…

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Dr. Matt  May 7, 2022 • 8:15:11am

re: #125 Eclectic Cyborg

A woman I used to go church with was ardently pro-life.

Then she got unexpectedly pregnant at 22…

Let me guess…..she got the abortion and then continued to be “pro-life”?

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 7, 2022 • 8:18:00am

re: #126 Dr. Matt

Let me guess…..she got the abortion and then continued to be “pro-life”?

Yes on A…not so much on B

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Dr. Matt  May 7, 2022 • 8:19:33am

*Whomp whomp*

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PhillyPretzel  May 7, 2022 • 8:23:26am

It is a washout of a weekend in Philly.
weather.gov

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Dr. Matt  May 7, 2022 • 8:25:59am

And speaking of Twitter:

Police pension fund challenges Musk’s Twitter buyout

Elon Musk’s $44 billion buyout of Twitter Inc. was challenged in a lawsuit by a Florida pension fund that argues the deal can’t close before 2025 because Musk was an “interested shareholder” in the social networking platform.

The Orlando Police Pension Fund filed suit in Delaware Chancery Court on Thursday. According to the complaint, Musk had agreements with other major Twitter shareholders — including founder Jack Dorsey — to rely on their holdings when offering to take the company private last month. Those arrangements triggered a Delaware law that calls for a three-year delay in closing such deals, the fund claims.

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jaunte  May 7, 2022 • 8:30:17am

re: #121 Teukka

Every accusation is a confession.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 7, 2022 • 8:36:33am

re: #122 PhillyPretzel

Even my ward leader has not made the suggestion of that person and he was a big DT fan.

How much of the GQP base objects to Oz because he is Muslim?

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PhillyPretzel  May 7, 2022 • 8:39:14am

re: #132 Hecuba’s daughter

I have no idea. My ward leader just recently had quintuple bypass surgery and that is the topic of conversation for the ward.

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jaunte  May 7, 2022 • 8:40:40am
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Ming5000  May 7, 2022 • 8:47:16am

Trevor Noah is getting some credit for the pigeonholing of Chuck Todd.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 7, 2022 • 8:48:00am

re: #123 Dr. Matt

Sadly, if the GOP succeeds at banning birth control, red state GOP women, both single and married, will still proudly and ignorantly continue to vote for republicans. I fear the future generations…..especially the females.

This has been their agenda for decades. And the deal with the GOP: they will continue to vote to their own economic disadvantage as long as the GOP works to ban abortion and contraception. And gay marriage. And trans therapy/conversion.

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jaunte  May 7, 2022 • 8:48:15am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 7, 2022 • 8:50:55am

re: #134 jaunte

“America is a Christian nation”

I remember when the Campus Crusade for Christ people started coming around with that line in the late 70’s. I regularly told them that although a majority of Americans profess some form of Christianity, that does not make the Bible anything more than a personal guide for one’s own morality and conscience and does not at all make it a document based on which should be governed.

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sagehen  May 7, 2022 • 9:00:13am

re: #75 GlutenFreeJesus

The current one now with the black family is actually great. Honestly, I think it’s better than the original series.

A couple of episodes ago, there was a nice Easter egg tying both series together…

Click to Reveal

the black kid’s older brother is a disabled Vietnam vet. The battle in which he was disabled, his best friend from his unit was killed and he collected the guy’s family photo that he carried in his pocket every day.

now that he’s mostly done with his medical rehab and ready to get back to life, he’s writing a letter to his friend’s family, sending them the photo and writing about how brave he was, what a hero, and repeating some of the stories he used to tell about how much he loved his family and missed them…

the photo is of Winnie Cooper, Kevin’s crush whose brother’s death they were informed of in the pilot episode of the original show.

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darthstar  May 7, 2022 • 9:02:41am

Pre flight breakfast.

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PhillyPretzel  May 7, 2022 • 9:04:15am

re: #140 darthstar

That looks good. Is that a Bloody Mary?

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HRH Stanley Sea  May 7, 2022 • 9:11:50am

Amazing thread

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darthstar  May 7, 2022 • 9:12:21am

re: #141 PhillyPretzel

That looks good. Is that a Bloody Mary?

Yep. On board now. Off to see mom for Mom’s day.

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Dr. Matt  May 7, 2022 • 9:17:35am

re: #140 darthstar

Pre flight breakfast.

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Going on vacay?

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Dr. Matt  May 7, 2022 • 9:19:08am

re: #132 Hecuba’s daughter

How much of the GQP base objects to Oz because he is Muslim?

That didn’t stop maga nation from kissing Ali Alexander’s scrawny ass.

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Belafon  May 7, 2022 • 9:21:22am

re: #140 darthstar

Pre flight breakfast.

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Syrup with side of pancakes. I like it.

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Belafon  May 7, 2022 • 9:22:07am

re: #145 Dr. Matt

That didn’t stop maga nation from kissing Ali Alexander’s scrawny ass.

Which office did he run for?

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Belafon  May 7, 2022 • 9:23:02am

re: #138 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I remember when the Campus Crusade for Christ people started coming around with that line in the late 70’s. I regularly told them that although a majority of Americans profess some form of Christianity, that does not make the Bible anything more than a personal guide for one’s own morality and conscience and does not at all make it a document based on which should be governed.

And they don’t even follow what Jesus said a nation following God would look like anyway.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 7, 2022 • 9:24:52am

re: #148 Belafon

And they don’t even follow what Jesus said a nation following God would look like anyway.

They want a nation run by Biblical Patriarchs.

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Dr Lizardo  May 7, 2022 • 9:27:24am

re: #142 HRH Stanley Sea

That was indeed a great thread. I loved this little gem….

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HRH Stanley Sea  May 7, 2022 • 9:31:03am

re: #150 Dr Lizardo

He hated everything! Rear Window??

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Dr Lizardo  May 7, 2022 • 9:32:27am

re: #151 HRH Stanley Sea

He hated everything! Rear Window??

I’m just imaging those conversations happening after a few glasses of Paul Masson 😄

Orson Welles Drunk Outtakes for Paul Masson Wine Commercial

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Dr. Matt  May 7, 2022 • 9:41:47am

re: #147 Belafon

Which office did he run for?

Never said he did. Ever.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 7, 2022 • 9:53:01am

re: #152 Dr Lizardo

I’m just imaging those conversations happening after a few glasses of Paul Masson 😄

They took the piss out of OW and his wine advertisements on Netflix’ Frankenstein’s Monster’s Monster, Frankenstein

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The GOP is a racist terrorist organization  May 7, 2022 • 9:57:39am

re: #34 EPR-radar

axios.com

How dare this motherfucker talk about “rule of law” and “respect for institutions” and SCOTUS not giving people the outcomes they want.

The Federalist Society sure as hell is getting the outcome it wants.

And he and his wife sure had respect for institutions on 1/6/2021.

Finally, conservative law is a tool to privilege the oppressors and burden the oppressed. As such it deserves nothing but the deepest contempt.

Hell to the yeah!

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A Cranky One  May 7, 2022 • 9:59:09am

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Dr Lizardo  May 7, 2022 • 9:59:29am

re: #154 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

They took the piss out of OW and his wine advertisements on Netflix’ Frankenstein’s Monster’s Monster, Frankenstein

The Critic took a few potshots as well….

Youtube Video

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Dr. Matt  May 7, 2022 • 10:01:51am

re: #156 A Cranky One

[Embedded content]

Someone is shit outta luck…..

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 7, 2022 • 10:02:48am

re: #158 Dr. Matt

BAT BOY GROWS UP!!!

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Dr. Matt  May 7, 2022 • 10:05:06am

re: #159 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

BAT BOY GROWS UP!!!

Nailed it.

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retired cynic  May 7, 2022 • 10:08:57am
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PhillyPretzel  May 7, 2022 • 10:09:42am

Since there is no sun today I am charging up my large batteries from my house outlets.

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Dr. Matt  May 7, 2022 • 10:12:12am

Good. But make it three times higher to actually make America great.

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jaunte  May 7, 2022 • 10:16:06am

re: #158 Dr. Matt

Just don’t let him attach to your face.

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wrenchwench  May 7, 2022 • 10:18:55am

I wordled a three.

Click to Reveal

Wordle 322 3/6

🟦⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟧🟧🟦🟦⬜
🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

Lucky on the second.

I’m actually more proud of getting a 4 yesterday after starting with ‘tapir’ just because I could.

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jaunte  May 7, 2022 • 10:20:48am

Consider the intersection with the private prison industry.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 7, 2022 • 10:23:24am
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Dr. Matt  May 7, 2022 • 10:24:09am

re: #165 wrenchwench

I wordled a three.

[Embedded content]

Nice job. I had to go the distant today.

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retired cynic  May 7, 2022 • 10:25:05am
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jaunte  May 7, 2022 • 10:25:19am

re: #167 Backwoods_Sleuth

The “adoption marketplace” isn’t interested in anything but:
-healthy
-white
-infants
-completely disconnected from any biological source

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 7, 2022 • 10:25:50am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 7, 2022 • 10:27:13am
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jaunte  May 7, 2022 • 10:28:23am

re: #170 jaunte

The “adoption marketplace” isn’t interested in anything but:
-healthy
-white
-infants
-completely disconnected from any biological source

This is based on my own experience of jumping immediately to the front of the line when the adoption agencies discovered we didn’t require these features.

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PhillyPretzel  May 7, 2022 • 10:31:25am

re: #171 Backwoods_Sleuth

Zabzmom is correct. DT has not said that word.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 7, 2022 • 10:33:39am
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retired cynic  May 7, 2022 • 10:35:49am

Taliban Orders Women to Wear Burqa in Public Again
Women must cover entire face to avoid ‘seduction’: Taliban
bloomberg.com

Our future?

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PhillyPretzel  May 7, 2022 • 10:37:36am

re: #176 retired cynic

I hope it is not our future but if certain “Christian” groups have their way it might be.


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