"Jihad is hump of Islam?"

Jihad is the hump of Islam.

Now that is funny.

I'm detecting a trend.

That bottom photo is a keeper. He needs a speech balloon in the worst way.

Jihad is the hump of Islam?

Islam is the hump of the world.

The world is humped by Islam.

Er...what the hell are they talking about?

Jihad is hump of Islam?

Oh ffs. Iowahawk is writing their signs now?

"Hump of Islam" apparently loses something in translation.

I could swear that's Chris Cornell in the last photo.

Spot on:

The speech, some say, shows the pontiff intends to carry on with his strong defense of the values of the Christian West rather than compromise for the sake of building bonds with Islam.

In July 2005, about two months after assuming the papacy, Benedict was asked if he considered Islam a religion of peace. He said: "Certainly there are elements that favor peace. It also has other elements."

Up to now, only Merkel has defended the Pope's remarks. I'm waiting for ther Western heads of state to do the same.

LeCar bonfire in 3,2,1...

They're good at shaking their fists and waving their hands, I'll give them that.

Jihad is hump of islam

Mr. Pope be with in your limits

Charles, you may never have to work to come up with a rotating caption again.

Hump of Islam?

The West is going to feel the "hump" of Islam. We better hope for a dry hump.

Hmm, hump probably means backbone.

I think that guy in the bottom photo is getting a little surprise from behind, if you know what I mean...

"I got humped by Islam and all I got was this lousy headscarf"

Man, that last picture has "caption contest" written all over it...

"What do you mean, the 72 virgins are female?!?!?!?!?!?"

That third pic? The true face of insanity!

Photoshop opportunities abound :)

The maniac at the bottom of the last picture: Say Ahhh-med.

Wednesday is hump day of Islam!

Habla del Papa en Roma y por la puerta asoma...

Caption Contest:

Diagram: Moslem male ready for intercourse.

#13 rob:

I think that guy in the bottom photo is getting a little surprise from behind

The hump of Islam?

FINALLY - a Pope that challenges the RoP.

For 5 years, all I hear at Mass is "Pray that the leaders around the world will seek peace" or "Pray for the victims of the war"

ONCE I heard a priest say, "Pray that our soldiers will defeat the terrorists" - Once, in 5 years...

Hopefully the priests will follow the Pope's lead and challenge Islam.

Is it just me, or does that slpodydope with the black mask look suspiciously like the Flipper? That's John Kerry, I swear!

Jihad is the hump of Islam, eh? If that isn't a Freudian translation I've never heard one. Inadvertant release of truth by the Slamists?

Islam is clearly the religion of irony. They say they don't wish to be mocked, then they make it so flippin easy.

Caption for that last photo:

"Open wider, Achmed, I can't see the djinns yet."

Is that one hump, or two?

Come on they are all in a large group. Cluster bomb is the operative word. When the hell are the rest of us going to reach the tipping point and start kicking these morons asses. Oh well I will not hold my breath for this to happen

All these protests but not one single "Fisking" of the Pope's speech. And I don't expect one anytime soon.

#13 religion of bacon
Hmm, hump probably means backbone.

I think that guy in the bottom photo is getting a little surprise from behind, if you know what I mean...

Somebody said: Back up untill the guy behind you starts smiling,

I think he backed up too far.

Will the Pope apologize to the moozlims?

Where is there any peace in Islam?

The stump hump of Islam?

Jus like I always say mohammed "do the humpty hump"

jihad is hump of islam... rotating title contestant?

This thread needs a soundtrack. Digital Underground, anyone? The Humpty dance is your chance to do the hump.

Caption for the last photo?

"Do the Freak!"

Those people, I use the term loosley, look crazy.

Their humps, their humps, their lovely lady lumps...

(apologies to Black Eyed Peas)

I wonder what kind of urdu / english dictionary translates "pillar" into "hump".

The 5 humps of Islam. I like it!

Seething
Whining
Moaning
Threatening
Rioting

Dhimmi Carter, the Chump of Islam.

#11 Occasional Reader

My favorite response to this fiasco was "To say that Islam is intolerant cannot be tolerated!" Or words to that effect - too hilarious.

Thanks to all Muslims who today proved the point that the Pope WASN'T trying to make: Islam is intolerant, full of hate, and yes, spread by the sword.

#15 Master Shake

bahahaahah!

i'm voting for "I LIKE BIG DAWGS!"

I'm betting world leaders will start apologise on the pope's behalf. I reckon some South American leader will be first.

"I'm a Muslim
He's a Muslim
There's a Muslim
We're all Muslims
Wouldn't you like
To be a Muslim too?"

The hump of Islam

New rotating title?

humpty dumpty jihadi sat on a wall

fluffy

"I got humped by Islam and all I got was this lousy headscarf"

Yo. LOl

we didn't have this problem with islame prior to the invention of the internet... thanks a lot algore...

Goat HUMPers!

Keep the seething coming, Muslims. Every picture convinces another neutral that your religion is incompatible with Western civilization.

Pope swarm ?

I think he is preparing for a surprise from in front.

#41 Jammie

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The real irony is, almost none of these ignorant iMams even understands their so-called "Holy Koran." And you know the "Muslim Street" is even more ignorant.

Palestinian Hamas supporters rejoice at the news that Kevin Federline has added a stop in Gaza to his upcoming world tour.

The Humpty Hump

Caption: "We're tinkled as all heck, and we're going to hold our breath and turn purple to show you!"

Moozlims just cannot stand the truth!

I think dude in the last pic is feeling the "hump of islam"

Truth hurts, and it was just a quote.
Mos don't seem to mind when non-Muslims are slaughtered like sheep. Don't mind defiling churches in Israel such as defecating and urinating inside with hostages.
The double standard is beyond belief.
“Anyone who describes Islam as a religion as intolerant encourages violence,” Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Tasnim Aslam said.

#42 wvobiwan
Still have the exact quote in notepad. It is just SO perfect:
“Anyone who describes Islam as a religion as intolerant encourages violence,” Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Tasnim Aslam said.

#59

Not the dreaded tinkle drum!

Anybody know if this is an Islamic song:

Give me that old time religion
Tis the old time religion,
Tis the old time religion,
And it's good enough for me.
It was good for our mothers.
It was good for our mothers.
It was good for our mothers.
And it's good enough for me.

Give me that old time religion
Tis the old time religion,
Tis the old time religion,
And it's good enough for me.

Makes me love everybody.
Makes me love everybody.
Makes me love everybody.
And it's good enough for me.

Give me that old time religion
Tis the old time religion,
Tis the old time religion,
And it's good enough for me.

It has saved our fathers.
It has saved our fathers.
It has saved our fathers.
And it's good enough for me.

Give me that old time religion
Tis the old time religion,
Tis the old time religion,
And it's good enough for me.

It will do when I am dying.
It will do when I am dying.
It will do when I am dying.
And it's good enough for me.

Give me that old time religion
Tis the old time religion,
Tis the old time religion,
And it's good enough for me.

It will take us all to heaven.
It will take us all to heaven.
It will take us all to heaven.
And it's good enough for me.

Give me that old time religion
Tis the old time religion,
Tis the old time religion,
And it's good enough for me.

Are these the "Free Dog" the Bounty Hunter demonstrations?!?

Or "Free Hat"?

Am I supposed to know who this Jamat E. Islami dude is?

Behold the religion of hate and death.

Humpty Dance

That last photo is what someone looks like when someone in golf shoes steps on his…

#58 JammieWearingFool

You got mad search engine skillz, yo.

Out of the mosque,
Into the street;
Here we come
for a fleshy treat!

Everyone has come up with better captions than I could have.

OT
Murtha on Hardball tonight if you can stomach it.

And a friendly reminder about this in a couple of weeks...

clicky

Carry on..

I am getting ready to leave work.

I think as soon as I get outside the building, I'll start jumping up and down, throw my fist in the air, point my finger, maybe even smack myself in the head repeatedly when I get into my bathrobe at home.

Yeah, don't call them violent.

Apes.

The protesters are in Pakistan, and they're reacting to a German Pope who currently lives in Rome.

Yet the signs are not in Latin, or Italian, or German, or Arabic, or Punjabi, or Urdu. The signs are in English. Why?

What’s odd about it? Today is Friday, and the crowds we see in photos from around the world are coming out of their neighborhood mosques, after listening to sermons by representatives of the Religion of Peace™. Nothing odd here. The massive demonstrations always erupt after Friday prayersBrainwash.

I saw someone here this week with the nic Humpty Dumpty Was Pushed.

I like that. Conspiracy theory as moniker.

Clever.

#69 Jammie

LOL!

The baby under the Kick-Start Gym loved it, too.

/we had one of those

#69 JWF

OK, I have a new man-crush.

E2m

Yes, you are. It's a terrorist group.

***
Amusing video on Youtube:

Muslims In The Street
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#75

Good point. They just know how stupid our media is.

"Help! My goat is sick!"

#73 JKWEST

GO IREY!

Islam : Bringing World Peace ... One Corpse At A Time

#79 fluffy 9/15/2006 02:48PM PDT

#69 JWF

OK, I have a new man-crush.

I'm low-maintenance. And I cook as well. Speaking of which...

#81 Spiritualized

I'm not sure which was worse, the robotic-cheese MIDI music, or the toneless singing.

St Pancake is back Now with a handle!

Original "How the Camel Got His Hump" by Rudyard Kipling

Re-written:

How Islam got its Hump

In the beginning of years, when the world was so new-and-all, and the Animals were just beginning to work for Man, there was a Muslim. He lived in the middle of a Howling Desert because he did not want to work. And when anybody spoke to him, he said "Humph." Just "Humph!" and no more.

One day the Horse came to him with a saddle on his back and said, "Muslim, O Muslim, come out and trot like the rest of us. There's lots to do."

"Humph!" said the Muslim; and the Horse went away.

Then the Dog came to him, with a stick in his mouth, and said, "Muslim, O Muslim, come and fetch and carry like the rest of us. We could use some help."

"Humph!" said the Muslim; and the Dog went away.

The Ox came to him, with the yoke on his neck and said, "Muslim, O Muslim, come and plow like the rest of us. There's work to be done."

"Humph!" said the Muslim; and the Ox went away.

Now all this made the three very angry (with the world so new-and-all). Presently there came along the Djinn in charge of all deserts. A Djinn is kind of like a wizard.

"Djinn of All Deserts," they said, "is it right for any one of us to be idle, with the world so new-and-all?"

"Certainly not," said the Djinn.

"Well, there's a thing in the middle of your Howling Desert, and he hasn't done a stroke of work since Monday morning. He won't trot," said the Horse.

The Dog barked his complaint. "He says, 'Humph!' and he won't fetch and carry."

"And he won't plow," said the Ox.

"Very good!" said the Djinn. "I'll humph him if you will kindly wait a minute."

The Djinn found the Muslim, looking at his own reflection in a pool of water. "My long and bubbling friend," said the Djinn, "what's this I hear of your doing no work, with the world so new-and-all?"

"Humph!" said the Muslim.

"You've made the other three animals do all of the work ever since the world began. That would be Monday."

"Humph!" said the Muslim.

"I shouldn't say that again if I were you," said the Djinn.

"Humph!" said the Muslim.

But no sooner had he humphed than he saw his back puffing up and puffing up into a great big lolloping humph.

"That's your very own humph," said the Djinn. You've brought it on your very own self by not working. Now you are going to work."

"How can I work, with this humph on my back?"

"You missed three days of work. You will be able to work now for three days without eating, because you can live on your humph. It's full of fat that you can use when there is no food to be found."

And the Muslim humphed himself, humph and all, and went away to join the Three. And from that day to this, the Muslim always wears a humph (we call it a "hump" now, not to hurt his feelings).

#73 ME

I guess I should have posted this info with it...

could have helped a bit..

clicky again

"Jihad is hump of Islam?"

I think camel riders are compairing islam with a camel. like camel stores fat in hump, which it uses in hard days... when it is difficult for islam to survive...

anyways this banner ensures Muslims have hump in place of brain...

anyways dictionary.com speaks of one more meaning...

Slang (vulgar). to engage in sexual intercourse.

so it can also means "jihad has fu*ked islam"...

what so ever, it depends what he want to say...

1) These people really should not make their own signs in english.

2) To anyone legitimately surprised by the reactions: Finally pulling your head out to face reality? Going to stick it back in after seeing your shadow?

Honestly . . . so much to lampoon and so little time. It's things like this that make shooting fish in a barrel look like rocket science.

OT - Have I every mentioned how much Australia kicks ass?

My apologies to Kilpling.

All your hump are belong to us

/it had to be said...

O.T. Iraqi security forces to build a moat around Baghdad:

BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - Iraqi security forces will dig trenches around Baghdad and set up checkpoints along all roads leading into the city to try to reduce some of the violence plaguing the capital, the Interior Ministry said Friday.

Link

#93 NuclearTinkerbell

A very good start ... now if we can just do the same for the US, at the very least get some decent civics back into the classroom.

"...they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruning hooks; nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war anymore." (Micah 4:3)

Kill all those who express any form intolerance or free will or humanity.

/Islam

“Tolerance applies only to persons, but never to truth…or principals. About these things we must be intolerant…right is right if nobody is right; and wrong is wrong if everybody is wrong. And in this day and age we need not a church that is right when the world is right, but a church that is right when the world is wrong.”

-Bishop Fulton Sheen

#80 Mike C.

Oh, I thought it was kinda like Alfred E. Neuman.

#81

Amusing? Actually terrifying to see all those images together. I think I will be playing that for some of my Soma friends.

OT

Soros Slams Terror 'War,' Compares White House to Nazis

The Bottom photo is showing The new Rock group Jihadi Sha na na featuring Sheikh Bowser

#75 Steven Den Beste 9/15/2006 02:47PM PDT
The protesters are in Pakistan, and they're reacting to a German Pope who currently lives in Rome.

Yet the signs are not in Latin, or Italian, or German, or Arabic, or Punjabi, or Urdu. The signs are in English. Why?

English is the universal language of anti-Americanism. It makes it easier for the Lame Stream Media when they do not have to translate. The Americans or the rest of the West, it makes little difference to the jihads who they hate.

Jihad is hump of Islam!

Insanity has a name and it’s Islam.

Besides, there's ample evidence inside that tome of terrorism, the koran that supports everything the Pope said. These chumps don't even get the irony of their scripted anger. 'We'll prove we're not violent by threatening violence and committing violent acts',

Indeed, insanity has a name.

Jihad Goat is hump of Islam.

/there, much more accurate

Re: Wikipedia on Jamaat Islami

(This also brings to mind that there's an Egyptian group of a similar name, Gamaat Islamiya (in Egyptian Arabic, "j" gets turned into a hard "g"), described here).

On an unrelated note, Sunday, 9/17/06, is "Day for Darfur", with demonstrations and other events all over the US and the world against the Sudanese genocide--for more info, look here: [Link: www.savedarfur.org...]

Easy to be Pope

You hear that easy? You have been nominated by our moslim brothas to be the Pope. Congrats. Just try not to be hump of islam, okay?

#31,

Will the Pope apologize to the moozlims?

If he does, I guess that means he's not infalible. It'll be interesting to see whether the forces of political correctness will overrule orthodox catholicism. My bet is that it will.

Jihad is the Hump of Islam

As an aside, do you think that anyone in the pictures above is generally a happy person? You know, someone who enjoys each day, laughs, smiles, looks forward to the future, loves family and friends, enjoys his work and is productive in it, etc.?

E2m

Kilroy ?

The Mahdi is in my throat!

#75 sdb

Yet the signs are not in Latin, or Italian, or German, or Arabic, or Punjabi, or Urdu. The signs are in English. Why?

So the Democrats know what next week's talking points are?

#113 shug
LMAO! :o

“Anyone who describes Islam as a religion as intolerant encourages violence,” Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Tasnim Aslam said.

That's it, thanks Confuzed and EC Marm!

That statement could be the most (unintentionally, I'm sure) insightful and revealing one ever made about Islam. Incredible.

#100 windybon
Great quote. Thanks. I had to Wiki Bishop Sheen and found this tidbit:
In 1952, Sheen won an Emmy Award for his efforts, accepting the acknowledgement by saying, "I feel it is time I pay tribute to my four writers. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John."

Charles, good picks!

I wanted to post that first one on my blog, but I don't have a blog.

The Pope does not answer to terrorist limitations, tyvm. And that's "Your Holiness," not "Mr. Pope."

Would you address the Dali Lama as "Mr. Lama"?

Good morning, Mike C.!

Here's my post from the DDT regarding Subaru and WRC Manufacturers' Championships.

#428 Mike C.

Subaru's won three Manufacturers' Championships.

In 1995, with Colin McRae
In 2001, with the late Richard Burns (died from brain cancer)
And in 2003, with Petter Solberg

The team I follow is Citroën (yeah I know, they're French). Sebastian Loeb is headed for his third straight(!) title.

Islamic Movement leader Sheikh Raed Salah tells rally of 50,000 in Umm al-Fahm: Jerusalem will be the capital of the new Muslim caliphate sooner than is thought

I'd love to watch these people prepare for these rallies.

"Let's see, I've got that protest against the Pope's statement today to let everyone know that Islam is peaceful and tolerant. Let me make sure I have everything. Got my fatigues, ski mask, my assault rifle..."

That bottom photo is a keeper.

Yeah no kidding, when did Rowan Atkinson become a muslim?!

And what's with the "Mr Pope"?!

It sounds like a good title for a sitcom.

#112

If he does, I guess that means he's not infalible.

This is a matter on faith. He won't be backing down.

Jihad IS Hump of Islam, indeed.

#112
If he does, I guess that means he's not infalible. It'll be interesting to see whether the forces of political correctness will overrule orthodox catholicism. My bet is that it will.

Poltical correctness will be the downfall of Western civilization.

I'll never quite think of humpday quite the same way.

#93 NuclearTinkerbell

OT - Have I every mentioned how much Australia kicks ass?

Australia to have English tests for new citizens

...and they have to down four cans of Fosters in under 2 minutes!

To those remarking on "Mr Pope," note that in one of the smaller signs on top he's just "Pope."

Maybe they mean Alexander Pope?

# 122 W C

I know. But Citroen production cars are both ugly and unavailable in the US. Not very reliable, either. Okay, okay - Subarus don't win any beauty contests, either.

#114 Live4Truth

do you think that anyone in the pictures above [...] looks forward to the future

Sure, a future in which all non-Muslims are their slaves, or a future in which they've been martyred, gone to heaven and are being serviced by Allah's young girls (or boys).

Inspiring, huh?

"Mr. Pope Be Within Your Limits"?

Why, because he has to submit to Islamic Savagery? HELL.TO.THE.NO.

2 ibmkeyboard

When I saw that, I thought to myself "Obviously, these Islamists are not aware that English words can have many meanings."

I love it when they make silly mistakes that make them look silly. I know they're dangerous, but still.

That reminds me - anyone remember when Jimmy Carter's translator in Poland translated "I love you" (e.g., he loved the people of Poland) as "I lust for you?" Heh.

I think the guy in the bottom pic is just an opera fan...
Elephants, Yeah! (speakers on)

#130 bweep 9/15/2006 03:07PM PDT

#93 NuclearTinkerbell OT - Have I every mentioned how much Australia kicks ass?

Australia to have English tests for new citizens
...and they have to down four cans of Fosters in under 2 minutes!

You have to love Oz, the land of industrial strength beer.

#126
This is a matter on faith. He won't be backing down.

I hope you are right! My faith has been put to the test based on what is happening in my Episcopal church! Guess we may need to put faith in and idolize the 7.62x39 to get through this!

Ahhh, typical examples of Paki-English. Now you know what I have to suffer every day.

By the "hump" of Islam I think they mean "backbone".

And "don't cross your limits" is a Western phrase! So that's why they always use "stay within your limits".

Good grammar is for infidels!

The cartoon jihad is sooo over.

Time for the anti-Pope Jihad!

#123 Nannette

Yeah, he wishes.

Ward C.

You're the other American who follows the WRC?

#113 shug

HHHAAAHHA

#136 Killgore Trout

That was beautiful, man.

I'm outta here. See yez all on the FNDT!

Why does Allah need a Guardian?

#138 kougar
#126

This is a matter on faith. He won't be backing down.

Worst case, he'll send in ...The Bishop..

This ever present "poor offended me" psychodrama erupts on que to whatever diverges from outright Muslim ass kissing--the "terrorist psyche" bubbles to the surface with little provocation as millions of Islamist zealots froth at the mouth like Pavlovian dogs ---even the most trivial nuance stimulates widespread lunatic rampage--its time to trigger the military option and decapitate Iran as a clear message to subdue this savage beast.

#139 Hazan-Khan-(Secret)-Apostate-In-Pakistan

"don't cross your limits" isn't said in my area(s). Maybe a returning translation?

It sounds more along the lines of

Qur’an 5:77 “Say (Muhammad): ‘People of the Book, do not overstep the bounds in your religion, or follow the people who erred and led many astray.

Hump of Islam. They couldn't have said it better.

Remember, however, that it was a Muslim who tried to assassinate Pope John Paul II. I wonder if that's next.

# 139 Hazan

Where in Pakistan ? Only been to Karachi myself. Will not be returning, since somebody blew up the office last year.

#144 ciaospirit 9/15/2006 03:14PM PDT
Why does Allah need a Guardian?

Because he’s a F’n wimp.

Were all those signs printed up and waiting in the mosque?

I'm a militant atheist, but I have to say that the current Pope has some backbone. I'm glad he's is Pope, as was Oriana Fallaci (who we all miss).

I'm so sick of the liberal Christians (especially the liberal Catholics around where I live) who think Christianity requires caving into every act of Islamic aggression. I know that Jesus suggested turning the other check, but I interpret that to mean that when it is possible to met anothers anger with love to do so, and not as invitition for psychopaths (demon-possessed or whatever) to walk all over us.

i'm lacking both talent and skill but i had to do a quicky

bp sf

I sure don't follow it. I just think AWD cars make sense where it snows.

I'm sure its been said already but this is just too rediculous:

The Muslims respond to comments, claiming they are false, that they are violent by being violent?

#145

The Bishop! ROFL!

It reminds me of the Monty Python line "I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition" and they reply "NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Now. that's a thought. Let's surprise the RoP with an encore. Spanish Inquistion: The Sequel

Pope on a Rope

You know I always thought it was kind of kitschy and cool...but when I think what these jihadi monsters would do if they got ahold of him...it becomes terrifying--and prophetic.

Mike C.

Agreed about AWD; but the STi you covet is the first Sube NOT for inclement weather.
Too much power and semi-slicks from the factory.

Hey, I thought Edvard Munch's "The Scream" was found and returned to Norway last week?

Move over Dubbya there's a new Hitler in town...
Turkish Lawmaker Compares Pope To Hitler

"Benedict, the author of such unfortunate and insolent remarks, is going down in history for his words," he said. "He is going down in history in the same category as leaders such as (Adolf) Hitler and (Benito) Mussolini."

President Ronald Reagan and PM Margaret Thacher and Pope John Paul II brought about the fall of communism.

President George Bush and PM Tony Blair and Pope Benedict can bring about the fall of Islam.

Here's hoping!

I wonder what would happen if WE all started burning effigies of Mohammad and various imans? Let's do it!

#155 wrathofg-d

I'm sure its been said already but this is just too rediculous:

The Muslims respond to comments, claiming they are false, that they are violent by being violent?

It has, but it needs to be said many, many more times. It's insane, and too many people still don't get it.

All those pictures: I hope they liberally use deodorant.

holy cow

Mr. Bean has an evil islamic twin

or am I nuts ?

Pakistani Muslims chant slogans to condemn Pope Benedict XVI for making what they regard as ‘derogatory’ comments about Islam, during a rally in Multan September 15, 2006

This is just too funny they are all holding signs defending Islam.. But why?..Many of our leaders...even Sean Hannity on the radio today claim Prophet Mohammad or Islam have nothing to do with the war on terror...Its just a handful of nameless terrorist...But it looks like some believe this Quote...

Qur’an:24:55 “Allah has promised to those among you who believe and do good work that He will make them rulers of the earth. He will establish in authority their religion—the one which He has chosen for them.”

They seem to think they will soon win the war...

.Head of the northern faction of the Islamic Movement Sheikh Raed Salah said Friday that “soon Jerusalem will be the capital of the new Muslim caliphate, and the caliph’s seat will be there.”

Salah addressed an audience of 50,000 attending the Islamic Movement’s 11th annual rally in Umm al-Fahm. “Caliph” refers to a leader of the Muslim nation and in Arabic means the “heir” or “substitute” of the prophet Muhammad.

[Link: www.ynetnews.com...]

Hump of Islam: I thought Charles photoshopped that, but there it is on Yahoo's web site.

Related: New faces in top Vatican jobs

Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone officially became secretary of state yesterday. Monsignor Dominque Mamberti takes over as foreign minister. He was born in Morocco and has mucho experience with the Islamic world. To me, this is an obvious step towards a main point of the Pope's speech - meaningful rational dialogue with the Islamic world. Poor Monsignor Mamberti.

I was going to post the following on the Hamas Lectures Pope on Islam thread when I realized it was every bit as relevant here and also the Unity Government thread.

Hamas Lectures Pope on Islam

Because they can. Simple as that.

The fact that the world is pretty much certain they will embrace a Palestinian unity (terorrist) government with Hamas at it's helm is one reason they can. I fear even the US will be bullied into giving their ok.

Hey guys, all you have to do is mouth the words you recognize Israel...that is enough for us!

Second, the fact that not one world leader has had the courage to call PA an incubator to terror and a harbinger of terrorist behavior WHICH THEY ARE, tells you why Hamas can say and do just as they please. Just like the PA who have done nothing to get rid of Hamas because they ARE HAMAS. Just like their role model in Iran.

The other:

What the PA/Hamas goverment needs to hear but never will is

you do as we say until then you don't call us, we call you.

Rather they hear this:

Just go to the polls and mimic democracy even though we know you are a no closer to democracy then Pluto. What the hell, that is good enough for us.

Fact that they are rioting like devils over a very truthful remark made by the Pope tells you what we have allowed them to get away with. Their poor sensitivities. Poor them...and on and on. I ask, at what point will enough be enough?

The war on terror will only be won when we take the helm from these incredibly spoiled islamofascist terrorists.

For that and so much more, we have only begun to wittnes their furry.

Concerning the Pope:

Well isn't this an interesting intellectual excercise. Question the tenants of "The Religon of Peace" and they become violent. What better way to show the Catholic faithful about the threat we all face, by quoting the ruler of Byzantine empire, now Islamic Turkey, on what Islam is all about, prior to a schedule visit to Turkey by the Pope.

#165

Mr. Bean! Oh please. I'm already sore from laughing over the hump of Islam. I would love to see Mr. Bean and Basil Fawlty do a scene in the life of a Islaxtremist.

I almost had a heart attack out of disbelief when GWB stumbled over the phrase "islamo facists". Now another head of state and more importantly Christian leader states the obvious, are we finally pulling our heads out of the sand?

Zombie, where is your camera! We need a photo of the hump of Islam.

business by day

party by night

Here is a quote from a 15th Century extraordinary oral poet from North India known as Kabir.

What's this form
you bow to?
I'm asking you, Mr. Muslim,
with your red and yellow
rags and robes.
What kind of work is that,
going from houses chopping heads?
Who gave the orders?
Who told you to swing the knife?
Aren't you afraid to be called a sage
as you read your verses
and dupe the world?
Kabir says, this high-class Muslim
wants to force his way on the world.

Fast all day,
kill cows at night,
here prayers, there blood--
does this please God?

I say: HUMP ISLAM!

They (muslims) were caught by surprise and needed the time to make all those signs.

from The Corner, via Jihad Watch:

the Muslim street is, in all its hypersensitivity, reacting like a woman who's just been told her pants make her look fat

153 so.cal.swede

LMAO!

#174 shug

And I don't even want to know where that fist has been...

But seriously folks, what do you think they mean by 'the hump of islam'? I'm baffled.

I thought goats were the hump of Islam.

Mfarmer1

You guys are KILLING me! oh hahahahahaha.
YEEESSS! Hump Islam. I think I may have a button made to that effect--and wear it to all my classes. Maybe I'll just put H I! and let me guess. or H--- I---! There. That's better.

I could get banned for making up a caption for the guy with the ginormous mouth in the last photo. So I will refrain.

Really trying hard. To. Refrain.

#181 NoSubmission

My guess was that it's a mistranslation of "the backbone of Islam," i.e. the core, the essential part.

#181 NoSubmission

My guess: Mo rode on the hump of a camel. It supported him. So islam rides atop the hump of jihad.

The so called tolerant muslims better grow up or spend the rest of their lives being nothing but a joke to the sane in the rest world to LAUGH at. The next time I see a walking tent will make me burst in fits of laughter.

I saw the passion of the Hump last week!

I am so glad to hear that, but the fact remains, as I have pointed out ad infinitum here, that jihad terrorists worldwide are committing violence on a daily basis and justifying it on the basis of Islamic teachings that are rooted in the Qur'an, the example of Muhammad, and the schools of Islamic law. The fact remains that all those schools of law teach violent jihad and the subjugation of unbelievers -- all of them, without exception. The existence of such laws make the phrase of another Jihad Watch Board member, Ibn Warraq, continually relevant: there are moderate Muslims, but Islam itself is not moderate. "Moderate Muslims" in this usage refers to those who bear the name of Muslim but simply want to go about their business and live ordinary lives, without waging jihad against the kuffar. Obviously such people need also to acknowledge and reject the elements of Islam that give rise to fanaticism and violence, or their children or even they themselves will be susceptible to the jihadist appeal, based as it is on the plain words of the Qur'an and Sunnah

Robert Spencer [Link: www.jihadwatch.org...]

#138 Kougar

This is a matter on faith. He won't be backing down.

I hope you are right! My faith has been put to the test based on what is happening in my Episcopal church!

I'm a former Episcopalian. Its hard to find believers in that branch these days. Instead, its populated with social "peace & justice" folk; apologists for the Jesus Seminar...explaining away the resurrection (the wolves ate Him); and the usual anti-American left-leaning crowd. And they wonder why they're losing memberships.

My suggestion, find a church of Bible believers where the Spirit is alive. The denomination matters little.

That last photograph tells me that this is a culture that glorifies hysteria. The story isn't that the goon made the face, the story is that the crowd's egging him on. They see virtue in jackassidy.

#23 richdavis53

For 5 years, all I hear at Mass is "Pray that the leaders around the world will seek peace" or "Pray for the victims of the war"

ONCE I heard a priest say, "Pray that our soldiers will defeat the terrorists" - Once, in 5 years...

I know exactly what you mean. As a Vietnam vet, I have to clamp my lips shut to keep from making rude noises when I hear, "Pray for the safety of our men and women in the armed forces and all innocent victims of war." Dammit, our troops could be safe by hiding or running away. Of course we want them to be safe, but mostly we want them to WIN. What in blue blazes is wrong with praying for victory? We're fighting rabid murderers.

As for those "innocent victims of war," by all means I pray for them, but I'm afraid these pantywaist priests mean enemy combatants, not innocent bystanders. If they really had any sympathy for "innocent victims," we'd hear more about all the women and children and tourists and (noncombatant) yeshiva students who've been blown to smithereens in Israel over the years.

Thank God for Pope Benedict XVI.

/must go take my blood pressure medicine.

#184 Allah

Here's the beginning of the caption:

...at the Y M C A...dah dah dah dah dah . Y M C A!

#52 Mike C "Pope Swarm"

ROFLMAO. I've had such a rough week and you just made me laugh it all away. Thank you!

anytime one turns on fox or cnn there's a reasonable chance of seeing seething muslim hordes baying for blood ...seems to me the Pope stated the obvious.The only thing annoying about it is that sort of thing is so rare.This Pontiff says nothing off the cuff (the Vatican generally never does)and I look forward to him continuing his defence of western civilization.St Benedict,patron saint of europe ...no coincidence

These men (never see any women except some toothless hags in hefty bags and ugly eyeglasses) are just twisted (as usual) because Roman Catholics have a Pope and they can’t even come up with a Caliph. I’m not even a Roman Catholic, but I sure hope the Pope doesn’t cave.

From Fox
About 2,000 Palestinians angrily protested Friday night in Gaza City. Earlier, Palestinian Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh, of the Islamic militant group Hamas, said the pope had offended Muslims everywhere.

It is about time!

Robert Spencer answers the question of Islamic Reform...

The Pope is not giving, and I'm not giving, peaceful Muslims a chance to fight the "bin Ladenists" because we point out that that is happening? Just the opposite, Velshi. The Pope is showing the way, and since you mention me also I'll say that in my small way I am also trying to show the way, to the only truly viable path to genuine Islamic reform. But only showing the way: of course, that reform can be accomplished only by Muslims, if it can be done at all. Do I think that reform is likely? I don't, and for two reasons: 1. Because the texts to which I refer do actually exist, and jihadists can and do use them to paint any Muslim reformer as a heretic or apostate -- thus putting his life in danger. And 2. Because of denial from moderates, such as I have been discussing: If you won't even admit there is a problem, Velshi, you will never, ever, be able to fix it.
I have had debates with people here as to whether Robert Spencer thinks Islam can be reformed..He does not [Link: www.jihadwatch.org...]

#75 Steven Den Beste

The protesters are in Pakistan, and they're reacting to a German Pope who currently lives in Rome. Yet the signs are not in Latin, or Italian, or German, or Arabic, or Punjabi, or Urdu. The signs are in English. Why?

Well, we all know the answer to that question here, don't we? But don't we wish that a few more people would ask the question in public?

It must be The George Soros and Michael Moore Stage Managment Company.

#194 mahatma coat

anytime one turns on fox or cnn there's a reasonable chance of seeing seething muslim hordes baying for blood JonBenet, Mark david Carr, natalie Holloway, Anna Nicole's dead kid, Pamela anderson etc etc

fixed to reflect the garbage of the Non-blog news

This modern phenomenon of rabid muslim intimidation is entirely created by the news media. These people are nothing if irrational, and should be treated as such. If their backers don't have nukes, ignore them. If they are terrorists, shoot them. If they have nukes find a way to deal with them decisively.

...that put the signs in English and made them ready for the big event.

#182
I thought goats were the hump of Islam

No,No Mooozlims hump goats!

These crazed demonstrators bear a great resemblence to the leftist and liberal demonstrators of the West. The two deserve each other.

Bend over Cindy the hump of Islam is calling.

Bye everyone. Time to feed my ravenous little 8 year old CATHOLIC.

charles,

Aren't these really pictures of Microscopic analysis of Tainted Spinachy

this looks a lot like e. Coli to me

...and right now--I'm so proud to be Catholic--for a change. I was beginning to wonder about Benedict--didn't seem to be doing or saying anything strong or important. I'm praying he doesn't cave.

205 kat

make it a BLT

;)

Hey I just found the new favorite movie of muslims!

One more comment from me before my 8 year old mutinies.

I think it's very telling (no pun intended here) that the signs are in English. You know they can't even read them! Someone should switch signs on them. Some mole. Can't you just see it now! Long Live George Bush! Bush, Blair and Benedict RULE!
Hump Islam!

Shug

Pork chops.

Weekend holy warriors.

I guess the reference is, as the storehouse of water, the hump sustains the life of the camel. They're convinced that if the extremists were to disappear tomorrow, what's left would not survive long-term.

Sounds a lot like the Kos Kidz.

Pictures taken right after Friday prayers?
Latin
Carpe Diem

English
Seize the Day

Muslim
Seethe the Day

Credit to lgfer: jamgarr

I pray as a catholic that the Pope does not apologize for his words. Liberals will insist that he show some sensitivity and that we seek common ground with our Muslim brothers and sisters so that we can live in harmony with one another.

Appeasement is the devil's tool. Islam has been infected with the Nazi disease and has thrown the gauntlet down on history's stage again.

I hope the West isn't too infected with liberal disease to respond.

Did a Google on hump thingy--

Why do they not reflect on the camels and how they are created? (88:17)

I think it’s interesting that of all the animals mentioned in the Quran—dogs, horses, birds, locusts, etc—God picked the camel as the one we should reflect upon. It’s not the most beautiful animal in the world; it’s not the fastest or the strongest; it’s not the most loyal or the most wild. But it’s a little bit of all of those things, and that gives it its character and its worth. God combined all of these traits, and many more, to create an animal perfectly suited to fill its niche in the world, and when we reflect just on that, it can teach us a lot about submitting to God’s will, and accepting our own place in the world with more grace and tolerance.

Jihad is the 'hump' of Islam.
Mohammed is the 'chump' of Islam.
Bin Laden is the 'rump' of Islam.
Mecca is the 'dump' of Islam.

#190 E2M

"Jackassity"

OMG I sooo want to use that! May I ?

/a few employees could use this word on their evaluations.

"First they went after a simple cartoon and free speech and I said nothing, then they broguht their hate filled messages and support of murdering innocent civilians to our local neighborhoods and I said nothing, then they attacked the peaceful religious leader of over 1 billion people and still I stayed silent...Then they attacked me and but there was nobody left to speak..."

#114 Live4Truth

They were born muslim. Happiness isn't part of their programing. It does look like they're really excited about killing something!

is that one hump, or two?

Is saying Islam is a camel's hump the same as saying Islam is a horse's ass? I think it is.

#217 New:

Now can ya put that to Rap? Maybe K-Fed could sing it for P-Diddy... Chicks in the background punked out in their burqua's.. ha!

#217 New:

Now can ya put that to Rap? Maybe K-Fed could sing it for P-Diddy... Chicks in the background punked Pimped out in their burqua's.. ha!

Egyptian FM: Pope does not understand 'real Islam'
By ASSOCIATED PRESS
HAVANA

Egypt's foreign minister on Friday said Pope Benedict XVI must explain himself after insulting the Muslim world with "unfortunate" remarks about Islam and jihad.

"He has to explain himself, and tell us what exactly did he mean," Egypt's Ahmed Aboul Gheit told The Associated Press. "It can't just be left like that."

Speaking in Germany, the pope cited an obscure Medieval text that characterized some of the teachings of the Prophet Muhammad as "evil and inhuman."

"It's a statement that shows there is a lack of understanding of the real Islam," Gheit said during an interview at the Nonaligned Movement summit in Havana.

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

English. Wow most [bigoted word]s are bi-lingual these days. But the pope is German and Latin in the language of the church. I guess that most [bigoted word]s are Dumbshit bi-linguals. What will the world do when it no longer has the Friday Follies to entertain it?

Den Beste,

"The protesters are in Pakistan, and they're reacting to a German Pope who currently lives in Rome. Yet the signs are not in Latin, or Italian, or German, or Arabic, or Punjabi, or Urdu. The signs are in English. Why?"

...Just a rough guess. Are they mugging for a gulible western media? Naa...Must be what they naturally speak due to the excellent multicultural education they receive at the madrassas.

Egypt's foreign minister on Friday said:
He has to explain himself, and tell us what exactly did he mean

Mr. Minister I think he meant what he said and if you don't get it I don't think any further splaining will help.

#217
#223

As the old favorite goes...

All I wanna do is a zoom-zoom-zoom
And a boom-boom!
Just sheikh your rump!

a few reasons moo slums turn to terrorism and suicide:

no TV
no football
no cheerleaders
no Walmart
no hot dogs
no hamburgers
no beer
rags for clothes and towels for hats
can't shave
wife can't shave
more than one wife

then you die and it is all supposed to be better

any questions ?

heh. New reality TV show for muslimah's.

"Pimp My Burqua"

/if that don't get you a Fatwah I don't know what will.

leftout

...and just to add a message from the vatican..In very polite Latin, of course:
"Excuse me. What part of that did you not understand? Shall I send you the ENGLISH translation!?"

I think I figured it out. Sorry if while I was thinking about it, someone else already did.

Hump, in Arabic, is used here in the sense that Gilad is used - a hill or mount of testimony. It's used in both Arabic and Hebrew, and of course Gilad is a boy's given name. Also - see Gilead in the Bible.

#15 Master Shake

Man, that last picture has "caption contest" written all over it...

"What do you mean, the 72 virgins are female?!?!?!?!?!?"

"What do you mean, the 72 virgins have to stay virgins?

#233 Cattt

It's still funny!

#234

Caption competition:
"What do you mean, the 72 virgins are MEN!?"

#236 katemaclaren

"What do you mean, the 72 virgins are MEN!?"

You're assuming he would have a problem with that?

"I just saved a ton of money on my Camel Insurance!"

Three quotes from the Wikipedia:

"The name Friday comes from the Old English frigedæg, meaning the day of Frige the Anglo-Saxon form of Frigga, the Germanic goddess of beauty. In most Germanic languages it is named after Freya (Freitag in Modern German, vrijdag in Dutch, fredag in Swedish, Norwegian, Danish etc.), but Freya and Frigga are frequently identified with each other."

"Freya (Old Norse: Freyja), sister of Frey (Freyr) and daughter of Niord (Njǫrðr), is usually seen as the Norse fertility goddess.

Freyja means "lady" in Old Norse (cf. fru or Frau in Scandinavian and German). While there are no sources suggesting that she was called on to bring fruitfulness to fields or wombs, she was a goddess of love, sex, war, beauty, prophecies and attraction. Correspondingly, Freya was one of the most popular goddesses."

"As a battle-goddess, Freya rides a boar called Hildisvín the Battle-Swine. In the poem Hyndluljóð, we are told that in order to conceal Ottar, Freya transformed him into the guise of a boar. The boar has special associations within Norse Mythology, both relative to the notion of fertility and also as a protective talisman in war, probably because real boars can be quite fierce animals."

And Muslims have an unreasonable aversion to pigs and cluster together in their mosques on Friday.

Coincidence?

Catpion contest:

"Wow. I could'a had a V-8"

"Ahmed, pull out! Pull out!"

"I found it! I found it! I found the secret recipie for Kentucky Fried Chicken"

"Someone stuck a pen in my ass"

235 katemaclaren

Oh, yeah. It caught my eye earlier when I was paging through the Yahoo pictures. However, stuff like that bugs me - I can't help thinking about it and trying to figure it out. Inquiring minds want to know. :)

#238 Kougar

LMFAO!

Explanation of the seething

5 Minutes before these photos were taken, their Imam showed them a photo of the typical vigin waiting for them in paradise

They could hardly contain their excitement excrement

#243 Shug

IT'S PAT!

"Help me find my keys and I'll drive us out".

Clean up on aisle 244, please.

#173 katemaclaren
Zombie, where is your camera! We need a photo of the hump of Islam.

The hump of Islam.

248

that poor Camel.

Such a bad hemorrhoid he has

It's okay for those dick heads to say that Jesus would have been muslim... sorry for using the name of Jesus in a sentence with the word dick head. More sorry to use the name of Jesus with the word muslim.

Is kind of a Pretty Camel...

#248 Zombie

Oh hahahahahahaha. Oh. I can't stand it. It's too much! Let's have that at Times Square on the side of a building. Thanks for that! My sinuses are now good to go.

#239

I really love that information! ...and CATTT...Me, too!

#244 Missouriboy--tell us how you really feel.

Last picture:

"His prices are... IN-SAAANE!"

/a little Crazy Eddie lingo there

This may have been said before - but how long before there is a fatah on the Pope? I'm am so sick of these people! Why can't they turn the lens of reality on themselves. What barbarians they are - what savages! Why can't they SEE this?

255.
you know the Swiss Guard would love to scrap with these punks.
The Swiss Guards are true bad asses. They would wipe the floow with these POS's

The picture at the bottom absolutely says it all--these people are out of their effing minds. I am sooo tired of these swarming lunatics soiling themselves whenever they feel their "prophet" is under attack. Maybe if they committed less murder and mayhem at every perceived verbal slight to their Faith, they could cure their "respect" problem.

What's (almost) humorous is the way they always react to charges that their religion is violent: more violence, followed by even more self pity.

#255 vapig

...answer to your question:
Just because the duck swims in the lake--doesn't mean he knows how deep it is.
Ahhh. Grasshopper.

Caption for Islam's Top Model pix:

Derek Zoolander's new look: Humped

#254 Golem... I can visualize that LOL!

/crazy ahmed's camel sale.

#230 Adrenalyn,
You forgot tasty pork products like ribs, bacon, and ham. yumyum

#231 allah al fubar

How about Hump my Bathing Suit?

and the glowing testimonials..

262

I just pissed myself laughing at that "sportswear" in your link

OMG, those women look foolish

262 No submission.

This testimonial says it all.

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Diana - USA

I think someone needs to file an official complaint with AFP for this article :

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

The title ?

Pope enjoys private time after slamming Islam

Unbelievable.

#264 shug

This one kills me!

After 7 years of not being able to get into the water - I was in there on Sunday! It was great - alhumduallah! Thanks for helping me with that experience.

Dawn

I do have Pope Benedict's email at the Vatican should anyone want to send the Holy Father their support...I did.

benedictXVI@vatican.va

One thing I remember about living in Iran were the 7AM cannons being fired from every minaret in the country,and the part of Esfahan I lived in was surrounded by these things...
aside frrom the Ashura Holiday Parades of bloody men flogging themselves with chainsaw chains..one thing is for sure..Fridays really got them going...

#95 Earl

All your hump are belong to us.

Somebody set up us the bomb.

Ha Ha Ha Ha ...

Jihad is the HUMP of Islam!
Jihad is the HUMP of Islam!
Jihad is the HUMP of Islam!
Jihad is the HUMP of Islam!
Jihad is the HUMP of Islam!

AAAHHAHHAHAHHAAAaaa

Hi Stuck
Is that e-mail address genuine?

Islam's humps.. Mo humps, Mo humps Mo humps ...

..sorry I couldn't resist.

270-

loved it!

271- Kate M

Yes. I got it off the Vatican website last year.

Muslim "Logic":

"How dare you call me violent? I'll friggin' kill you for that!"

Muslims lack the ability for self examination. They never have a problem with their own leaders saying the vilest things about Jews and Christians. I guess when you have blinders on, you only have a problem with things other people say and do.

I figured out what that bug-eyed, open-mouthed Pali in the bottom photo is saying...

EVERYBODY POLKA!

Um, jihad is the hump of Islam? Does that mean that Islam is Quasimodo? (I always thought it was fully modo myself.)

Third Photo's Caption:

"Faheem was both excited AND terrified when his number was drawn in the lottery to determine who will sexually service the returning Twelfth Imam"

Faheem was quoted later, asking simply "Oh my Allah...what do I wear to a good ass waxing?"

He didn't call them sons of apes and pigs, did he? Because that would be just wrong.