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Osama Bin Laden: A Chomsky Fan

Fri, Sep 7, 2007 at 12:57:39 pm PDT

The new Osama video is all over the news; in it, he advocates reading Noam Chomsky. It’s another pretty direct appeal to the Western left. Here’s a thread to discuss it...

Also see: Hot Air: U.S. intel: New Osama tape is authentic and recently produced; Update: Transcript — Osama slams Dems for failing to end war, praises Chomsky, laments ... global warming; Update: Full transcript added.

UPDATE at 9/7/07 1:05:34 pm:

Robert Spencer has an explanation for bin Laden’s dye job: Jihad Watch: Only his hairdresser knows for sure.

The Shafi’i school of Islamic jurisprudence forbids men and women to dye their hair black “except when the intention is jihad...as a show of strength to unbelievers” (’Umdat al-Salik e.4.4). Sheikh Yusuf al-Qaradawi, in his The Lawful and the Prohibited in Islam, says essentially the same thing: “Some of the early Muslims, including some sahabah [companions of Muhammad] such as Sa’d ibn Abi Waqqas, ‘Uqbah ibn ‘Amr, al-Hassan, al-Hussein, Jarir, and others permitted the use of black dye. Some scholars, on the other hand, do not consider the use of black dye as permissible except during time of war, when the enemy might be impressed by the fact that all the soldiers of the Muslim army look young.”

UPDATE at 9/7/07 1:09:36 pm:

By the way, I still believe there’s a good chance he’s dead, although my level of certainty has declined a bit with this new video. A couple of LGF admirers have already emailed to gloat that bin Laden’s alive; here’s one:

Looks like again you and your “slimey Lizards” are wrong, and Osama is stil alive. Showing that Bush is not capable of fighting this war on terror, since the leader is still at large!

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1 Jheka  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 12:59:12pm

What? No love for Zinn?

2 MeanMrMustard  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 12:59:40pm

and chomsky's a bin laden fan.

3 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:00:00pm

OBL has to be a Kos diarist.

4 Citizen Duck  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:00:05pm
It’s another pretty direct appeal to the Western left

If by "direct appeal" you mean "complete adoption of its talking points" then I agree ;)

5 rushbabe  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:00:07pm

what's with the dark beard?

6 rappmandu  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:00:22pm

Watch out, Oprah's Book Club, here comes Osama's Book Club!

7 sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:00:42pm

I fully hope that this rat bastard is reading Hustler in Hell this afternoon.

It amazes me that the moonbats are proud that the enemy loves them.

8 BingoBunny  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:01:17pm

Shame HRC is running they would want OBL to get in race otherwise.

/Demorats: the other white flag wavers

9 Citizen Duck  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:01:20pm
10 bunker buster  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:01:30pm

Talk about preaching to the choir.

11 phoenixgirl  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:01:56pm

that explains everything

12 rappmandu  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:02:22pm

Osama's upset with his Dhimmicrats. Time for another charm offensive, Nancy!

13 Jheka  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:02:32pm

Gore Vidal is probably another favorite ...

14 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:02:32pm

Hugo Chavez also advocated reading Chomsky during his "I smell sulfur" UN appearance. Birds of a feather and all that.

15 jamihabs  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:02:33pm

I'll bet Bin Laden and Sean Penn would hit it off quite well too.

16 Eagle  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:03:04pm

re: #6 rappmandu

Watch out, Oprah's Book Club, here comes Osama's Book Club!

Who will be the equivalent of Dr. Phil? (Isnt he an Oprah spawn?)

17 Jheka  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:03:13pm

OR:

Thanks ... I was trying to rememeber who else had recently made that recommendation.

18 ArcherB  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:03:19pm

What does it tell you when the number one terrorist in the world is saying the exact same thing you've been saying for the past seven years. Liberals should really take a look inward! At what point do we question their patriotism?


Of course, they'll probably just say it is Karl Rove with a fake beard.

19 sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:03:43pm

It's sorta like if Papa Joe Kennedy got an endorsement from Hitler on all the fine work he was doing for the cause.

20 rappmandu  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:03:46pm

re: #16 Eagle

Dr. Ayman Zawahiri?

21 Glen Wishard  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:04:02pm

I think this videotape might have commercial potential: "YearlyKos in 30 Minutes."

22 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:04:18pm

re: #13 Jheka

Gore Vidal is probably another favorite ...

Yep, and another one is, oddly enough, Jackie Collins (particularly the "Lucky Santangelo" series).

23 zenren  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:04:59pm

The fact that Osama thinks that Moonbats are kindred spirits says something. Hmmmm...I just don't know what...

24 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:05:12pm

re: #17 Jheka

I wonder if Noam will include their blurbs on his next dust jacket?

25 Jetpilot1101  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:05:49pm

Does he mention Markos "Screw 'em" Moulistas (or however you spell his last name) because that would have made the Trip-K's really happy!

26 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:06:21pm
"To conclude," bin Laden says, "I invite you to embrace Islam." He goes on to say: "There are no taxes in Islam, but rather there is a limited Zakaat [alms] totaling 2.5 percent.”

Just as Mahmoud Ahmadinejad did....I am not laughing at this tape....I never laugh at mass murders.

27 Capt. Queeg  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:06:48pm

Frankly, at this point, I don't bother wasting time watching "Bin Laden" videos. It's like when "Gilligan's Island" comes on.

/"Oh, this one"

28 zenren  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:06:48pm

#24 Occasional Reader

LOL! Nothing would suprise me at this point. We're all living in Bizarro world now.

29 Jheka  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:07:00pm

Shouldn't we be getting an Al-Jazeera clip featuring David Duke right about now? I haven't seen Byrd-light in a while.

30 phoenixgirl  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:07:30pm

re: #13 Jheka

i don't think obl can like a person that lives an open alternative lyfestile

31 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:07:35pm
32 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:07:55pm

The WC-130 (not sure if it is an H model, or the newer J model, although since its flight altitude was over 7,000 meters, I'm guessing a J model) has reached Tropical Disturbance 99L, which could hit one of the Carolinas as a strong tropical storm or hurricane.


Hmmm, J model: Ceiling: 28,000 feet (8,615 meters) with 42,000 pounds (19,090 kilograms) payload
(from [Link: www.403wg.afrc.af.mil...] )

Just learned something. The USAFR transferred the last of the H model Hercules Hurricane Hunters to other units within the USAF, where it will serve as an intra-theater airlift aircraft. The only model they fly into hurricanes is the WC-130J.

33 FlyingTigress  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:08:18pm

Over at ABC's blog, they're using his 'conveniently sounding like DNC talking points' transcript as evidence that the BushitlerchimpyMcHalliburton operatives are behind it.

34 jdun  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:08:21pm

This prove without a doubt that the Democrat/leftiest are soft on terrorism and anti-American.

35 Dirk Diggler  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:08:36pm

Osama's a big Jacqueline Suzanne fan too.

36 rappmandu  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:08:38pm

No better way to get your splodeydopes in a homicidal, suicidal rage than reading Chomsky aloud in a cave somewhere in BFE!

37 opnion  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:08:51pm

The freakish convergence between the loony left & the facist Islamists.

38 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:08:51pm

are you all watching cavuto on fnc?

39 lawhawk  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:08:58pm

Direct appeal to the Left or a direct cribbing of the Left's talking points? I think it's the latter. He, or whoever that disembodied voice is, knows the audience quite well.

40 Jetpilot1101  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:09:09pm

UBL sure likes the American left. Doesn't that very fact tell them something about their movement?

41 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:09:17pm

Next up: Kucinich drops in for a sit-down with Bin Laden; praises him for his "genuine desire for peace".

42 sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:09:45pm

Same bullshit Muz/Democrat talking points, different day.

Same prayer from me as yesterday.

43 wanumba  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:10:18pm

haha hahaha haha
this is hysterical.

44 Trent_Boyett  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:10:21pm

I think it's funny that he's upset with the Dems not being Dem enough...

45 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:10:32pm

re: #39 lawhawk

There was a similar script convergence in Binnie's pre-2004 election day release, IIRC.

46 rappmandu  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:10:34pm

Osama also recommends for Kos Kiddies the classic children's book Goodnight, Moonbat.

47 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:10:39pm

re: #28 zenren

#24 Occasional Reader

LOL! Nothing would suprise me at this point. We're all living in Bizarro world now.


up is down, black is white, laverne is shirley - mass hysteria!

48 3 wood  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:10:45pm

I figure this latest Bin Laden statement had been taped at the Kos convention.

49 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:11:36pm

re: #47 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

re: #28 zenren


#24 Occasional Reader

LOL! Nothing would suprise me at this point. We're all living in Bizarro world now.


up is down, black is white, laverne is shirley - mass hysteria!

...dogs and cats living together.

50 zmdavid  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:11:55pm

re: #30 phoenixgirl

re: #13 Jheka

i don't think obl can like a person that lives an open alternative lyfestile


Maybe there's a Jihad exception, like with the black dye.

51 lawhawk  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:11:57pm

So, he's got a black beard and Spenser thinks that this may signal that he's about to go on jihad. Somehow, he doesn't exactly strike me as the guy who will lug out an ak-47 or strap a bomb vest but instead have some toady do that for him.

Which means, does that beard color signify something more sinister? Or are we jumping through hoops trying to discern what this sociopath/psychopath is up to?

Heck, the unabomer was just as coherent and crazy as a loon as Osama's latest ravings.

52 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:12:01pm

re: #32 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

The WC-130 (not sure if it is an H model, or the newer J model,
although since its flight altitude was over 7,000 meters, I'm guessing
a J model) has reached Tropical Disturbance 99L, which could hit one of
the Carolinas as a strong tropical storm or hurricane.


Hmmm, J model: Ceiling: 28,000 feet (8,615 meters) with 42,000 pounds (19,090 kilograms) payload
(from [Link: www.403wg.afrc.af.mil...] )

Just
learned something. The USAFR transferred the last of the H model
Hercules Hurricane Hunters to other units within the USAF, where it
will serve as an intra-theater airlift aircraft. The only model they
fly into hurricanes is the WC-130J.

The WC-130?!? Now we know what Bush/Rove's evil weather-machine looks like!

53 Jetpilot1101  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:12:06pm

I just want to know where he got the "Just For Men" beard dye?

54 Render  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:12:08pm

He's had a stroke.

NOT
ENOUGH,
R

55 SlothB77  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:13:00pm

his mentioning of sarkozy is relatively recent.

on a side note, i agree with osama about global warming and high taxes. we both have common ground against those two things.

56 Capt. Queeg  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:13:07pm

Thinking back, I'd have to say that one of my favorite "Gilligan's Island" episodes is the one where the Skipper and Gilligan go bald. Ginger's dress falls off in that one.

57 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:13:22pm
bin Laden says there are two ways to end the war: "The first is from our side, and it is to continue to escalate the killing and fighting against you." The second is to do away with the American democratic system of government. "It has now become clear to you and the entire world the impotence of the democratic system and how it plays with the interests of the peoples and their blood by sacrificing soldiers and populations to achieve the interests of the major corporations."

Hey John....

the "war on terror" is a bumper-sticker, not a strategy

arrest him.

58 Palandine  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:13:24pm
"To conclude," bin Laden says, "I invite you to embrace Islam." He goes on to say: "There are no taxes in Islam, but rather there is a limited Zakaat [alms] totaling 2.5 percent.”

Oh, well, in that case, if rejecting Christ will save me money...

There is no God named Allah
Mohammad was a pedophile
Where Islam goes, blood flows

59 Earl  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:13:41pm

Re: #9 Citizen Duck

Spencer cites the Umdat al-Salik, or the Reliance of the Traveller, an outstanding English translation of a Sunni Shafi'i fiqh manual. ~75% of this fiqh also applies to the other three schools of Sunni jurisprudence.

Lizards, PLEASE buy this book! It's all here: FGM; jihad; death to apostates; a woman's testimony, etc., etc. This is a well-translated, indexed and approachable 1200 page manual of Islamic jurisprudence. It bears the seal of approval of al-Azhar University, Sunni Islam's highest seat of learning:

It's on sale from amazon.com for ~$20. It's a steal:

[Link: www.amazon.com...]

I cannot recommend it highly enough. It is an invaluable resource when studying Islam.

60 nihilist  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:13:43pm

Some noteworthy sound bites from Osama bin Laden:

If you were to ponder it well, you would find that in the end, it [capitalism] is a system harsher and fiercer than your systems in the Middle Ages. The capitalist system seeks to turn the entire world into a fiefdom of the major corporations under the banner of “globalization” in order to protect democracy.

And Iraq and Afghanistan and their tragedies; and the reeling of many of you under the burden of interest-related debts, insane taxes and real estate mortgages; global warming and it’s woes...

And, directed at his useful idiots in the streets:

And I tell you, after the failure of your representatives in the Democratic Party to implement your desires to stop the war, you can still carry anti-war placards and spread out in the streets of major cities, then go back to your homes, but that will be of no use and will lead to the prolonging of the war.

61 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:13:47pm

re: #50 zmdavid

re: #30 phoenixgirl

re: #13 Jheka

i don't think obl can like a person that lives an open alternative lyfestile


Maybe there's a Jihad exception, like with the black dye.

It's the Gray/Gay exemption.

62 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:14:00pm

re: #38 newsjunkie_ky

are you all watching cavuto on fnc?


yes

63 Jay777  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:14:14pm
64 Tasty Beverage  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:14:22pm

I do have to say that I think it's hilarious that all the AQ jihadi sites that usually host his garbage all went dark today because the US gov somehow got a copy of the video at the same time they did. They might be trying to figure out who leaked it I guess.

Can you say highly-placed mole?

I hope it's true.

65 Ron Bacardi  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:14:38pm

I've personally believed he's still alive all this time so this doesn't come as a surprise for me.

He's still a schmuck and him mentioning Chomsky has to really rile up the academia....... then again, they probably hate the US as much as OBL.

66 BabbaZee  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:14:43pm

So... who knew that Gramscis long march would end with Uncle Chom in Osama's mouth?

67 Jheka  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:14:44pm

OR:

Well, if we're gonna mention Jackie Collins, let's not forget Steve Berry.

68 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:14:47pm

No rest for the 53rd WRS just because hurricane season only lasts six months a year...


Hurricane Hunters track Pacific winter storms

by Tech. Sgt. James B. Pritchett
403rd Wing Public Affairs

2/13/2007 - KEESLER AIR FORCE BASE, Miss. (AFNEWS) -- While most people flee when a pending storm is coming, Keesler AFB Airmen go right into the heart of storms to provide detailed information about storms to warn people of hazardous weather.

Airmen and WC-130J Hercules aircraft, also known as Hurricane Hunters, left here Feb. 12 for Anchorage, Alaska, for a month-long mission in support of the 2007 winter storm reconnaissance program.

In addition to two WC-130Js, Air Force Reserve Command's 403rd Wing officials put together a team composed of aircrew, operations, maintenance, aerial port and other specialties. Like tropical reconnaissance missions, winter storm routes can keep crews in the air more than 12 hours at a time.

The National Centers for Environmental Prediction, part of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration, directs the operations. When a tasking for a flight comes into the 53rd Weather Reconnaissance Squadron's deployed operations center at Elmendorf AFB, Alaska, a crew is alerted and aircraft maintainers prepare an aircraft for the sky.

Showtime and pre-flight are similar to the Hurricane Hunters' normal missions except, depending on weather, maintenance teams de-ice the aircraft just prior to take off.

Winter missions require crews to fly at higher altitudes than they normally fly in tropical weather systems, above 30,000 feet. The new WC-130 J-model is an improvement over the previous WC-130H in that it can fly much higher, allowing for collection of more data and thereby improving the forecast models even more than in the past.

69 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:15:02pm

I would say...bin laden ain't dead yet.

70 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:15:06pm

Some other advice from Uncle Bin:

Wash behind your ears before beheading Westerners

Brush your teeth between fatwas

Early to bed, early to rise, MAKES A MARTYR EXPLODE BETTER AND KILL

MANY MORE IMPERIALIST PIG DOG PIG SWINE PIGS!

Vote Democrat in 2008, because I'd really like to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom with my goat.

71 EC Marm  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:15:08pm
"To conclude," bin Laden says, "I invite you to embrace Islam." He goes on to say: "There are no taxes in Islam, but rather there is a limited Zakaat [alms] totaling 2.5 percent.”

It almost sounds like he peddling the teaser rate on one of those 2/28 sub-prime mortgages. Read the fine print infidels!

72 Bubbaman  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:15:19pm

This reads like a Chomsky paper. Is anyone sure that C isn't OBL's speechwriter?

73 nihilist  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:15:34pm

**I poorly formatted #60, the first OBL quote is two paragraphs but I only italicized the first.

74 vxbush  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:15:40pm

Guys, you missed what Spencer said!

I am not impressed. I think it makes him look like an aging lounge lizard.

Stinky! GET BACK HERE THIS MINUTE! What did you do with the leftover Midnight Black?

75 ted  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:15:49pm

A kinder, gentler OBL appealing to the lefties...but he seems really pissed at the Dems. He even gave a shout out to Al Gore vis-a-vis Global Warming.

76 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:16:28pm

Did you just hear michael schoirer (sp) on cavuto?
He just said ronpaul and kucinich are the only ones telling the truth.

I think that guy has gone off the deep end. He did't kill bin laden under his watch so he now is insane.

77 BabbaZee  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:16:30pm

re: #49 newsjunkie_ky

Atonal Music!

78 Fjordman  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:16:30pm

Chomsky is the ultimate suicide Jew.

79 Opinionated  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:16:39pm

IMO, even more then Chomsky, the proof that the muse for this ode are the Western loons on both the Left and the Far Right, is the reference to Richard Pearle.

80 Ron Bacardi  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:16:44pm

re: #75 ted

A kinder, gentler OBL appealing to the lefties...but he seems really pissed at the Dems. He even gave a shout out to Al Gore vis-a-vis Global Warming.

OBL is a crazy, not stupid. He knows how to play the media game.

81 xtraBilly  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:16:47pm

Guess OBL has been able to catch up on his reading. Nothing much to do in a cave except reading, plotting, dyeing his hair, and slathering on self-tanning lotion.

82 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:16:53pm

re: #38 newsjunkie_ky

are you all watching cavuto on fnc?


he just said the attack...will be greater then 9-11....I think he is right.

83 insanity police  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:17:14pm
Showing that Bush is not capable of fighting this war on terror, since the leader is still at large!

Only a moron would think that the dems could do a better job.

84 ted  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:17:30pm

Can Islam lower my car insurance ?

85 Jetpilot1101  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:17:37pm

UBL is none to happy with the Dems. I guess they haven't been treasonous enough for him. Looks like Shillary , Kookcinich and the rest of the nutbags on the left need to work a little harder. Sounds like he is giving them some homework to do.

86 EC Marm  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:17:59pm

re: #53 Jetpilot1101

I just want to know where he got the "Just For Men" beard dye?


You asked, I deliver.

87 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:18:06pm

So we've got OBL's flat tax proposal, but what's his position on single-payer health insurance?

On second thought, let's just kill him.

88 Ron Bacardi  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:18:56pm

re: #84 ted

Can Islam lower my car insurance ?

Only if you are a male!

89 zenren  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:19:00pm
#57 storagemanager

Bin Laden says there are two ways to end the war: "The first is from our side, and it is to continue to escalate the killing and fighting against you." The second is to do away with the American democratic system of government.

Hold on there Osama. I actually believe there is a third way to end the war. Anyone want to guess what it is?

90 Ojoe  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:19:03pm

Noam Chomsky.

How Very Sad.

91 Charles  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:19:06pm

Chertoff now on Fox.

92 BabbaZee  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:19:24pm

I have to go make new movies now...


But for now...
Applicable Reruns!

Bring Me The Head of Osama Bin Laden


Typhoid Osama: The Dirt Nap

be back later, Lizardia

93 Ojoe  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:19:34pm

re: #89 zenren

Well it will come to that.

94 Fjordman  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:19:42pm

Every time I wonder whether I am focusing too much on the Western Left, some Jihadist reaches out to them and proves that the Left is indeed - correctly - perceived by Muslims as their greatest ally.

95 ted  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:19:44pm

re: #80 Ron Bacardi

re: #75 ted


A kinder, gentler OBL appealing to the lefties...but he seems really pissed at the Dems. He even gave a shout out to Al Gore vis-a-vis Global Warming.

OBL is a crazy, not stupid. He knows how to play the media game.

Yes he does. Doesn't need to try much considering all the cooperation he gets from the MSM.

96 Killgore Trout  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:19:45pm

Koskidz support the troops....
Soldiers AREN'T heroes

Soldiers will never be heroes to me. No way. My father fought for my freedom as did others. They didn't have air support, they didn't artillery, or guns-- they simply had the courage of their convictions that history was on their side. Soldiers aren't heroes, they're victims of a mentality that has simply outlived its usefulness (if it ever was useful).
...
Soldiers aren't (heroes - ed) to me. No way. The day we are free of soldiers means the world is a better place.

97 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:19:47pm

re: #84 ted

Can Islam lower my car insurance ?


you can't drive without oil....why do you think Saudi Arabia is training 35,000 troops to protect the oil fields.

98 Thanos  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:19:47pm

re: #87 Occasional Reader

So we've got OBL's flat tax proposal, but what's his position on single-payer health insurance?

On second thought, let's just kill him.

So you think he's declaring his candidacy on the Democratic ticket? Think he's got a shot to defeat Hillary in the primaries?

99 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:19:52pm

re: #84 ted

Can Islam lower my car insurance ?

"So easy, even a mujaheddin can do it"

100 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:19:54pm

Definitely time for the Democrats to save us.

I can see it now:

The Childrens Crusade, Part II

101 Spider Mensch  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:20:04pm

well after reading that transcript I think I've figured out his game plan...he wants to bore us to death.

102 Ron Bacardi  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:20:22pm

re: #91 Charles

blahhh just caught the end of it. Anything prolific said? Or is Chertoff going on his 'gut' again. Although, Colbert made a decent argument on trusting your gut ;)

103 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:20:57pm

The kkkids can't say it's a RoveBushCheneyetc. thing because they hate us and want to kill us because we were in the middle east. BULLSHIT!

They want to kill us because of what THEY BELIEVE. It hasn't nothing to do with what we believe or where we are located or what we wear.

104 NoSubmission  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:21:14pm

The '19 men changed the compass of the US' statement I believe is directed at the troofers.

105 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:21:15pm

re: #52 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

re: #32 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet


The WC-130 (not sure if it is an H model, or the newer J model,
although since its flight altitude was over 7,000 meters, I'm guessing
a J model) has reached Tropical Disturbance 99L, which could hit one of
the Carolinas as a strong tropical storm or hurricane.


Hmmm, J model: Ceiling: 28,000 feet (8,615 meters) with 42,000 pounds (19,090 kilograms) payload
(from [Link: www.403wg.afrc.af.mil...] )

Just
learned something. The USAFR transferred the last of the H model
Hercules Hurricane Hunters to other units within the USAF, where it
will serve as an intra-theater airlift aircraft. The only model they
fly into hurricanes is the WC-130J.


The WC-130?!? Now we know what Bush/Rove's evil weather-machine looks like!


Did Bush Jets Influence Hurricane Katrina?

Photographic evidence leaked to ecoEnquirer shows what are claimed to be Texas Air National Guard jets flying in formation in and around the eyewall of Hurricane Katrina twenty-four hours before it devastated New Orleans.

The photograph was e-mailed to us by a National Security Agency employee who provided the information on condition of anonymity. The employee's e-mail contained a claim that one of the nation's spy satellites was tasked to the Gulf region to help monitor and guide a squadron of Texas Air National Guard jets that were used to influence the movement and intensity of the hurricane.

The employee said that, while NSA workers were not told the specific reason for the operation, code-named 'Windfall Profits', "we're pretty good at putting two and two together. The theory circulating here within the NSA is that the Bush Administration saw an opportunity to disrupt petroleum supplies by damaging oil rigs and coastal oil refineries. Such disruption would reduce supply, leading to a sharp increase in gas prices, and thus to increased profits by oil companies."

106 ted  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:21:24pm

re: #91 Charles

Chertoff now on Fox.


Yawn. Can you summarize what he said Charles?

Thx a mil.

107 galloping granny  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:21:35pm

re: #71 EC Marm

"To conclude," bin Laden says, "I invite you to embrace Islam." He goes on to say: "There are no taxes in Islam, but rather there is a limited Zakaat [alms] totaling 2.5 percent.”

It almost sounds like he peddling the teaser rate on one of those 2/28 sub-prime mortgages. Read the fine print infidels!

I have a question - waving hand in air:

If we all convert to islam, where there are no taxes . . . just WHO is going to work to support us all? Obviously not all the men down at the mosque 5 times a day!

108 Eagle  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:21:54pm

re: #20 rappmandu
That works. I could see his show being broadcast on Air America (if that is still around).

2 hours of screaming Ayman has a nice ring to it.

109 nyc redneck  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:22:13pm

he doesn't give a rat's ass abt. global warming

110 Thanos  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:22:21pm

Terry "i'm an idiotarian" Waite

We must talk to Osama...

111 insanity police  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:22:27pm

re: #91 Charles

What does the Islamist panderer have to say for himself? Declaring a full surrender?

112 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:22:35pm

re: #99 Occasional Reader

re: #84 ted

Can Islam lower my car insurance ?

"So easy, even a mujaheddin can do it"

"So going with Jew-co makes me less of a Jihadist?"
"Guys, Fatima's here - we're getting back together!"
"Dude! Give us a minute!"
/ I love those commercials.

113 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:22:42pm

re: #77 BabbaZee

re: #49 newsjunkie_ky

Atonal Music!


I was thinking Ghostbusters and Bill Murray

114 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:22:42pm

This tape was one last time to convert...before the attack...later he say...I warned you.

115 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:22:44pm

I think UBL got stuck in one of those adjustable rate mortgages and his cave payment has tripled. Now he wants a Democrat government bailout before he gets foreclosed and evicted.

116 Ron Bacardi  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:22:59pm

re: #95 ted

Not necessarily. His appeals directly to the anti-war left, global warming, academia, and back in '04 his message direct to the US citizenry all speak to his, in my opinion, genius in manipulating public opinion. The MSM is a factor, but the man can do it on his own, I think.

117 yochanan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:23:07pm

we need a friday drinking thread

remember beer drives the islmo fascists nuts

118 EC Marm  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:23:20pm

re: #104 NoSubmission

The '19 men changed the compass of the US' statement I believe is directed at the troofers.

But notice how he didn't want to come out and take full credit for 9/11 and discredit their 'cause' *spit* and break up their little anti-USA game.

119 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:23:32pm

PIMF ....will

120 ted  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:23:49pm

re: #112 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

re: #99 Occasional Reader


re: #84 ted

Can Islam lower my car insurance ?

"So easy, even a mujaheddin can do it"

"So going with Jew-co makes me less of a Jihadist?"
"Guys, Fatima's here - we're getting back together!"
"Dude! Give us a minute!"
/ I love those commercials.

LMAO! Very funny !

121 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:23:51pm

*** Hillary/Obsama 2008 **

122 Killgore Trout  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:24:11pm

Koskidz refining their talking points....
I guess Osama Bin Laden is a Republican

He's apparently jumped onto the "bash Democrats" bandwagon.
....
OK, the Bush Administration has made me a bit paranoid about what goes on in our country and in our world. But it just strikes me as suspicious that Bin Laden comes out with a tape that specifically beats up on Democrats, then recommends left leaning reading material. It's like he has a red phone direct to the RNC, and he's gotten his "Democrats are terrorists" talking points memo.

What do you think about this development?


Needs work. Heh.

123 R.A.D. Dad  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:24:29pm

I still have a hard time believing this to be genuine or Bin Laden to be alive. It just makes no sense that this man would be so quiet for so long.

124 insanity police  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:24:39pm

re: #96 Killgore Trout

Koskidz support the troops....
Soldiers AREN'T heroes


Soldiers will never be heroes to me. No way. My father fought for my freedom as did others. They didn't have air support, they didn't artillery, or guns-- they simply had the courage of their convictions that history was on their side. Soldiers aren't heroes, they're victims of a mentality that has simply outlived its usefulness (if it ever was useful).
...
Soldiers aren't (heroes - ed) to me. No way. The day we are free of soldiers means the world is a better place.


He misspelled the last line of his diary. It reads:

Soldiers aren't to me. No way. The day we are free of soldiers means the world is a better placde.

LOL.

125 FlyingTigress  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:24:42pm
re: #47 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

re: #28 zenren



up is down, black is white, laverne is shirley - mass hysteria!

Lenny and Squiggy are... well, not that there's anything wrong with that...

126 Killgore Trout  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:25:50pm

re: #124 insanity police

Damn, I must have corrected it by accident.

127 Ron Bacardi  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:25:54pm

re: #124 insanity police

Was that a diary post? What a moronic schmuck.

128 Thanos  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:25:56pm

While Bin Laden blathers, we continue to roll up Al Qaeda:
[Link: www.blackanthem.com...]


BAGHDAD, Iraq - Iraqi Special Operations Forces, with U.S. Special Forces acting as advisers, detained two al Qaeda in Iraq cell leaders during an operation Sept. 6 in Adahmiyah, Iraq.

The Sunni extremists are responsible for conducting improvised explosive device and mortar attacks against civilians and Coalition Forces in the area.

One of the detained cell leaders is allegedly an assistant al Qaeda in Iraq financier. The second suspect directs and carries out IED attacks against Coalition Forces.

Intelligence indicates that on July 11, the cell detonated an IED on a U.S. convoy securing the Adhahmiyah area, and that on Aug. 2 the cell members again detonated an IED on another U.S. convoy in the Ras Al Hush area.

A third suspicious individual was also detained for further questioning during the operation.

During an earlier operation Sept. 5, Iraqi Special Operations Forces detained one suspected al Qaeda in Iraq terrorist during a helicopter raid in Fallujah.

129 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:25:57pm

Behold the voice of Adam Gadahn.

130 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:25:57pm

re: #115 Sifty

I think UBL got stuck in one of those adjustable rate mortgages and his cave payment has tripled. Now he wants a Democrat government bailout before he gets foreclosed and evicted.


A good laugh. Needed.

131 lawhawk  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:26:07pm

re: #114 storagemanager

He's following Ahmadinejad's script as well - offering a warning and a way out - or else doom will follow.

If you do not submit "willingly", we will make make you "submit."

And by submit - he means killing a whole bunch of the infidel until you either capitulate or are too weak to defend yourself.

132 reine.de.tout  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:26:44pm
Looks like again you and your “slimey Lizards” are wrong, and Osama is stil alive.

Slimey? We are NOT SO slimey!

Showing that Bush is not capable of fighting this war on terror, since the leader is still at large!
Is this even a complete sentence?

Spells and writes like a first-grader, so I guess he/she/it thinks like one also.

133 JimmyTheClaw  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:26:48pm

re: #89 zenren

#57 storagemanager Bin Laden says there are two ways to end the war: "The first is from our side, and it is to continue to escalate the killing and fighting against you." The second is to do away with the American democratic system of government.

Hold on there Osama. I actually believe there is a third way to end the war. Anyone want to guess what it is?

i would say what i think but dont need my comment deleted.

134 EC Marm  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:26:58pm

re: #122 Killgore Trout You know this has got to be making them squirm. It's probably gonna take a few days till they get their talking points aligned again.

135 Dirk Diggler  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:27:34pm

I welcome the transformation of Osama from a bloodthirsty terror financier into an effete "citizen of the world" spouting progressive pap.

Maybe that will succeed in undercutting his popularty among hardcore Islamists. After all, who wants to draw inspiration from someone who sounds like he's recycling John Edwards' talking points?

136 insanity police  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:27:48pm

re: #126 Killgore Trout

re: #124 insanity police

Damn, I must have corrected it by accident.

He should hire you as his spell checker.

137 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:28:05pm

Never fear!

Barry Hussein Obama will invade Pakistan and save us!

138 Citizen Duck  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:28:11pm
Looks like again you and your “slimey Lizards” are wrong, and Osama is stil alive. Showing that Bush is not capable of fighting this war on terror, since the leader is still at large!

Brilliant! Kind of like the fact that we didn't kill Hitler, Tojo, Mussolini, etc. immediately after the second world war started showed that America was incapable of fighting WWII.

Can't put anything past those crafty kids!

139 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:28:13pm
140 chinesearithmetic  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:28:15pm

It would be really demoralizing if I had any morals.

141 ornery elephant  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:28:28pm

I just read part of the transcript from the video and bin Ladenscum is telling Americans to dump Democracy for islam because of LOWER TAXES? wtf? does that sound like bin laden?

bin laden waits 3 years to send out a video and talks to the World about how the Dems haven't followed through, how Americans are paying too much in taxes and mortgages? That doesn't sound like jihad, it sounds like a whiny rerun of a Cindy Sheehan speech.

142 FlyingTigress  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:28:31pm

re: #107 galloping granny

re: #71 EC Marm


"To conclude," bin Laden says, "I invite you to embrace Islam."

Only if I carry a knife and handgun to plunge the knife into Islam's back, and get to stick the barrel in its mouth.

143 Killgore Trout  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:28:33pm

re: #134 EC Marm

AllahPundit thinks they're going to go for the angle that Ossama is using reverse psychology.

144 insanity police  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:28:33pm

re: #127 Ron Bacardi

re: #124 insanity police

Was that a diary post? What a moronic schmuck.

Yeah. Poor guy, messing up on the last word. Maybe he's mad at the military because they wouldn't let him in.

145 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:29:04pm

re: #138 Citizen Duck

Looks like again you and your “slimey Lizards” are wrong,
and Osama is stil alive. Showing that Bush is not capable of fighting
this war on terror, since the leader is still at large!

Brilliant!
Kind of like the fact that we didn't kill Hitler,

Can't put anything past those crafty kids!

Well, why do you think American troops are still stationed in Germany? The hunt for Hitler goes on!
/

146 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:29:07pm

Now darn it, lizards are not slimey. Scaly perhaps, but not slimey. Will the ignorance of reptiles never end?

BTW pinhead, I'm a Gecko and I have skin! Hagfish are slimey.

147 EC Marm  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:29:25pm

re: #139 buzzsawmonkey
Thanks, I'll go get it. I appreciate.

148 cosmo  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:29:41pm

This was actually one of three versions of OBL's video. In one he advocates the reading of Archie comics, saying "that Jughead reminds me so much Mullah Omar...and Veronica...wow! put a burqa on her and she reminds me of my goat--from the waist down." In the other, OBL is seen lyp-syncing his favorite boy band hits including "Allah Must Have Spent a Little More Time on Joooo." He's got some pretty sweet D-Kwon dance moves.

149 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:30:10pm

re: #123 R.A.D. Dad

I still have a hard time believing this to be genuine or Bin Laden to be alive. It just makes no sense that this man would be so quiet for so long.


he went underground for the same reason Vice-President Cheney does.....so he wouldn't be killed or caught....he is the leader.

150 Citizen Duck  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:30:20pm

re: #145 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

re: #138 Citizen Duck

Looks like again you and your “slimey Lizards” are wrong,
and Osama is stil alive. Showing that Bush is not capable of fighting
this war on terror, since the leader is still at large!

Brilliant!
Kind of like the fact that we didn't kill Hitler,

Can't put anything past those crafty kids!

Well, why do you think American troops are still stationed in Germany? The hunt for Hitler goes on!
/

ZOMG! We're through the looking glass here, people...

151 FlyingTigress  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:30:21pm

re: #132 reine.de.tout

Looks like again you and your “slimey Lizards” are wrong, and Osama is stil alive.

Slimey? We are NOT SO slimey!

Showing that Bush is not capable of fighting this war on terror, since the leader is still at large!
Is this even a complete sentence?

Spells and writes like a first-grader, so I guess he/she/it thinks like one also.

Besides, lizards are scaly. Soft and leather-like.

/flicks eye turret

152 insanity police  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:30:27pm

re: #148 cosmo

hahaha

153 maddogg  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:30:29pm
Looks like again you and your “slimey Lizards” are wrong, and Osama is stil alive.

I am proud to be among all you slimy Lizards! And I shall strive to push the boundaries of sliminess to new frontiers!

BTW. Osama, fuck you and the rabid bitch cur who mothered you.

154 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:30:35pm

re: #146 Hard Right

Now darn it, lizards are not slimey. Scaly perhaps, but not slimey. Will the ignorance of reptiles never end?

BTW pinhead, I'm a Gecko and I have skin! Hagfish are slimey.

I'm a Komodo Dragon, largest of all lizards and a filthy liar.
/obscure Far Side reference

155 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:31:03pm

'slimey' shouldn't have an 'e'.

156 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:31:10pm

re: #149 storagemanager

re: #123 R.A.D. Dad


I still have a hard time believing this to be genuine or Bin Laden to be alive. It just makes no sense that this man would be so quiet for so long.

he went underground for the same reason Vice-President Cheney does.....so he wouldn't be killed or caught....he is the leader.


That he shows now....makes me think an attack is coming soon.

157 stuiec  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:31:24pm

Now you see why the Left and the Islamofascists are working hand in hand.

Both want the demise of the capitalist system and Western democracy.

Each figures if it works with the other now to achieve that goal, it will easily be able to defeat the other in the final struggle to establish its supremacy over the world. Each believes that it represents an ideology so pure, so rational, so compelling that, absent the false temptations of capitalist consumerism and sham democracy, people all over the world will flock to it.

I think a major reason we are condemned to fight Islamofascism in this generation is that we assumed the fall of the Soviet Union meant that we no longer needed to fight against Marxism-Leninism -- and thus we let it fester in the midst of our Western societies. Now we are paying the price, as the Communist true believers try to use the Islamofascists as a weapon in their own struggle against us.

158 Le_Patriot  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:31:29pm

re: #123 R.A.D. Dad

I still have a hard time believing this to be genuine or Bin Laden to be alive. It just makes no sense that this man would be so quiet for so long.

I agree. Wouldn't surprise me if the whole video was produced and directed by George Soros.

159 rab3  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:32:02pm
when the enemy might be impressed by the fact that all the soldiers of the Muslim army look young.”

Looks like a raisin to me.

160 insanity police  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:32:11pm

Don't blame him for not putting out a tape for over a year. So many goats to rape, means so little time to record. Although Osama raping sheep videos; he can make dozens of those every day.

161 Ron Bacardi  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:33:14pm

re: #144 insanity police

What's sad is that I hear people say this all the time, like some sort of whimsical dream that might come true if everyone thought as they do.

Get it through you heads and you might age 5 years instantly because Plato said it best: "Only the dead have seen the end of war." End of story. Therefore the soldier will always be needed and the soldier will ALWAYS be a hero. And I say soldier as in the concept of a soldier. Only a KosKid will use my comment to make some snide "WaT abot ABUDABI GHRAB Huh!?1!?!?" rebuttal.

162 Sizzlack  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:33:30pm

all I hear is Durka Durka Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Bin Laden is one of the biggest pussies in the world
keep hiding in your cave, putting out videos every 3 years
Why does the left think that killing him will suddenly cause all Jihadis to say.."oh well I guess we should just go home now"
bin laden dead or alive is irrelevant
hes done his damage...hes got his followers...maybe now he has a few more
now hes just a really ugly mug on the news
keep durking Osama...im really shakin in my boots

convert or die
how bout you convert to humanity you sick son of a bitch

163 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:33:52pm

They have had six years to plan....I beleive they are working with Iran...a proxy so Iran's hands can look clean in the event of a mass attack on America...I have thought this for some time now.

164 NoSubmission  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:33:57pm

The crawl on FOX just said something about al quaeda scrambling because the US got a hold of the tape before it was posted on the web.

165 Smilin' Jack  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:33:58pm

I'm in the process of recalibrating my thinking in anticipation of the coming worldwide Caliphate. I'm finding there's much to look forward to:
1. The godless lefty idiots will get a one-way ticket to the shredder
2. The hard-core feministas will get stuffed in burkhas and possibly raped if they resist.
3. Soft core feminists will have to pipe down
4. Gays will be keeping their heads down and their mouths shut
5. The Hollywood cabal will be dismantled and forced to find useful work
6. The MSM will get a terrific awakening (love to see their faces)
7. See #1 for academia
8. Our feudal lords in the govt. agencies will be forced to find useful work
9. With #8, Sensible use of natural resources and labor might just return
10. Our politicians will all be....missing
11. There will be a concept of right and wrong not subject to ridicule (it's nice to know the rules).
12. Gun ownership will no longer be maligned
13. Fuel prices will be lower...probably
14. Tax money will be spent more sensibly (couldn't be worse)
15. Fewer drunks on the road
16. No more Brittany, Lindsay, Paris or Oprah dominating the news
17. No more election commercials
18. A possible end to junk mail
19. Less traffic on the road and in the air
20. Bicycling will be safer
21. Fewer "repeat offenders"
All in all, it seems a small price to pay; and I'm sure I've missed a few.
/

166 looking closely  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:34:08pm

No taxes in Islam?

Could have fooled me.

Also no interest, and no freedom.

I'll take the taxes, thanks.

167 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:34:31pm

It takes a few years to put out a good album. Just ask Boston.

You can't expect quality insane rantings like this to come out every other day.

168 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:35:33pm

re: #167 Sifty

It takes a few years to put out a good album. Just ask Boston.

You can't expect quality insane rantings like this to come out every other day.

You've obviously never read The Huffington Post

169 zenren  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:35:56pm

#133 JimmyTheClaw

#57 storagemanager Bin Laden says there are two ways to end the war: "The first is from our side, and it is to continue to escalate the killing and fighting against you." The second is to do away with the American democratic system of government.
Hold on there Osama. I actually believe there is a third way to end the war. Anyone want to guess what it is?

i would say what i think but dont need my comment deleted.

I was going to send the insurgents an FTD arrangement and some chocolates and ask nicely. What were you thinking of?

170 yochanan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:36:22pm

haveing a drink every time a moonbat blames republicans for osama

171 williwonka  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:36:45pm

And, just imagine, some say, Rove retired.

172 Sizzlack  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:36:57pm

someone please tell me how Bin Laden was unable to AGE in the three years since his last tape?
What happened to his kidney disease
and living in a dark dank cave for years certainly doesnt make one look youthful

173 wanumba  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:37:04pm

Dye job? They photo-shopped trimmed the beard and had to go dark to obscure the "cut and paste."

Anyone wondering if this isn't a big "punked" done by the "Onion?"
Chompsky? Stupid Dems couldn't stop the war?
If the Jihad was going so great, who'd need Pelosi? Our new and improved Bin laden is saying it's all the Dem's fault?
It was SUPPOSED to be Bush's fault.

174 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:37:09pm

re: #170 yochanan

haveing a drink every time a moonbat blames republicans for osama

beware alcohol poisoning

175 galloping granny  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:37:15pm

re: #142 FlyingTigress

re: #107 galloping granny

re: #71 EC Marm


"To conclude," bin Laden says, "I invite you to embrace Islam."

Only if I carry a knife and handgun to plunge the knife into Islam's back, and get to stick the barrel in its mouth.

I have another observation, for whatever it is worth. Did you notice that Osama is wearing his dress-up clothes for this rather than his fatigue jacket? Very reminiscent of the outfit that Nasrallah wears - or Prince Charles when he is playing muslim. All dressed up like an imam.

176 pingjockey  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:37:22pm

re: #169 zenren Tactical Nukes.

177 Cap'n DOC  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:37:27pm

re: #20 rappmandu

He's the one with the speed bump on his forehead, right?

I had a friend who had a piranha for a pet. Its name was Bumpus. First time I saw him, my friend tells me "put your finger up to the glass". I did. Bumpus promptly rams the glass, and of course I quickly withdraw my finger and jump back. Friend laughs and says, "Now you know why I call him Bumpus...

Ya, that guy Dr. Zawahiri. What a charmer.

178 JWM  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:37:32pm

re: #155 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

'slimey' shouldn't have an 'e'.


He's using continental pronunciation spelling (for intellectuals only). The word is 'slim-ay'

JWM

179 Killgore Trout  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:37:43pm

Reading the transcript makes me think he's been reading a lot of left wing blogs. Instead of his usual spiritual mumbo-jumbo he's talking about capitalism, power, ineffectual and weak Democrats, war mongering Republicans controlled by Jews.
It's really an amazing new Ossama we have here.

180 Le_Patriot  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:37:48pm

re: #162 Sizzlack

Yah (channeling Hans and Franz/Schwartzenegger)
Osama, you are a girly man.
You hide in caves and send children to blow up infidels.
We, at Lizardonia are pomped up....see our huge pectorals!
We will pommel you soon.
Believe us now, or pay later, Osama Girly Mon.

181 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:38:30pm

re: #168 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

re: #167 Sifty

It takes a few years to put out a good album. Just ask Boston.

You can't expect quality insane rantings like this to come out every other day.

You've obviously never read The Huffington Post

No more often than I have to. I only check in on poor Alec now and then. His one-way ticket that I bought him in 04 is still unclaimed at LAX.

182 lectrikhed  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:38:35pm

Is it just me or does this video look like a complete fake. I'm surprised that it did not say "payed for by the RNC" down in the corner. This looks like a black dude with a dyed Santa Claus beard.

Osama is Dead!

183 Lauraf  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:38:38pm

re: #55 SlothB77

his mentioning of sarkozy is relatively recent.

on a side note, i agree with osama about global warming and high taxes. we both have common ground against those two things.

And just think. If everyone paid 2.5% taxes, we could have the same kind of excellent infrastructure and services as all Muslim countries!

184 ornery elephant  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:38:41pm

Here's my question.

I've never been able to figure out how the [bigoted word]s think... so IF bin Laden dies (if he hasn't already and this video disproved), will the jihadists/Al Qaeda use his death to try and unite the jihadists of the World under his martyrdom by announcing it or will they try to hide the fact that he is dead and gone?

185 lawhawk  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:39:15pm

Ok. Here's an obvious rhetorical question that hasn't exactly been asked yet - since he's busy railing against the war (as CNN puts it in their header).

If Osama is against war, then why doesn't he simply admit defeat and quit? Act now and stop the war Osama! That's the answer we're looking for. /

Of course, we know the real answer - it's because he's the one that waged war first, and intends to fight generationally to succeed. He's going to do his best to break the will of those that oppose him.

186 NoSubmission  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:39:15pm

His hands aren't moving at all. A total departure from the psuedo-prophet hand gestures he used to make all the time.

187 looking closely  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:39:28pm
Looks like again you and your “slimey Lizards” are wrong, and Osama is stil alive. Showing that Bush is not capable of fighting this war on terror, since the leader is still at large!


Guess we couldn't fight the Nazis either, since Hitler was still alive until Spring of 1945.

And if we're not "fighting" how come Bin Laden is down to posting one video message from a cave every three years?

188 mean Gene  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:39:54pm

I kept looking at him and I'm fairly convinced it is a bin Laden doing an imitation of their famous relative.

I even think this was true last time, all those months ago.

Al Qaeda is trying to surf the terror tide; trying to take credit IF something does happen in the near future.

189 Pawn of the Oppressor  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:40:02pm

Boy howdy, you folks who haven't read the transcript are missing out. I had to stop after the first couple of pages, it was so eye-rollingly bad. It reads like it was posted on HuffPo by a Che-shirt-wearing teenager who took too much Ritalin.

Imagine the lyrics from Black Sabbath's "War Pigs", mixed with Tim Robbins as seen in "Team America", with a heavy dose of Oliver Stone(d) after he's had his morning hashish, and a bit of blinkered Islamist nonsense, all spiced with the juciest meme-y bits from leftie blogs and the New York Times.

Bin Laden used to come across as all kinds of scary and relevant, cutting edge, even. Now he sounds like The Onion. Osama, man, what happened? You need to fire your media people.

190 Ron Bacardi  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:40:08pm

re: #182 lectrikhed

Didn't realize you're well versed in forensic analysis.

191 kcladderman  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:40:20pm

Soldiers will never be heroes to me. No way. My father fought for my freedom as did others. They didn't have air support, they didn't artillery, or guns-- they simply had the courage of their convictions that history was on their side.
How old is this guy? His father fought without air support or artillery?

192 R.A.D. Dad  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:40:51pm

re: #149 storagemanager

Going into hiding is one thing, but keeping quiet as a corpse is quite another, and certainly not indicative of a leader. He was sending out messages while in hiding before, then suddenly the messages started looking old and out of date or very vague, then nothing. It still doesn't smell right to me, it's just too strange, too uncharacteristic.

193 Sizzlack  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:41:20pm

re: #184 ornery elephant

Here's my question.

I've never been able to figure out how the Muslims think... so IF bin Laden dies (if he hasn't already and this video disproved), will the jihadists/Al Qaeda use his death to try and unite the jihadists of the World under his martyrdom by announcing it or will they try to hide the fact that he is dead and gone?

they will try to hide it
the news said last week we had soldiers within a few hundred feet of him in Afghanistan a few years ago
His bodyguards were about to kill him and then themselves
he will never be taken alive
ever
it would be devastating to his cause

194 Le_Patriot  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:41:30pm

re: #170 yochanan

haveing a drink every time a moonbat blames republicans for osama


That's alot of drinkin'
(But you aren't really drunk till you fall down and clutch the grass, to keep from falling off the earth.)

195 yochanan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:41:36pm

right now i am finishing of a bottle of lambic HOW COME THE CHOC POODLES CAN MAKE SUCH INTERESTING BEER

maybe we should tell them when euroland gets shira law they will be jailed so maybe they should make plans to come to america

196 varmint  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:41:59pm

chomskys love affair with islamofascists has been going on for a while. this is from a frontpage mag article covering noam'strip to lebanon last year. don't understand why this isn't more widely known.


In many ways, Chomsky’s newly forged friendship with Hezbollah -- the most recent entry in a lifetime befriending America’s most deadly enemies -- is the logical continuation of the professor’s longstanding admiration for global terrorists and Jew-haters. In fact, Chomsky devoted most of the nineties to touting Hezbollah as a “resistance” movement (which occasionally committed misguided acts against civilians) while singing its praises as a crusader for peace and social justice.

frontpage

197 Ron Bacardi  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:42:04pm

re: #191 kcladderman

His father is/was a peacenik is you read the subtext. "History on his side" Sounds like a Vietnam anti-war "vet"

198 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:42:22pm

re: #187 looking closely


Guess we couldn't fight the Nazis either, since Hitler was still alive until Spring of 1945.

And if we're not "fighting" how come Bin Laden is down to posting one video message from a cave every three years?

Its part of his master plan. While our forces are scattered across the globe engaging his diversionary forces, he is free to gather his mystic band of super-ninja warriors in a cave where their power is concentrated.

199 TMF  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:42:34pm

He must be pretty burned up about the 10000s of his soldiers we've sent to their virgins in hell in Iraq and Afghanistan

200 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:42:45pm

I haven't seen the video, and the still was too small to tell, but someone said it looked like one of Obama's eyes was droopy, as if he'd had a stroke.


If he isn't moving his hands a lot, that could be a reason.

201 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:42:53pm

re: #185 lawhawk

Ok. Here's an obvious rhetorical question that hasn't exactly been asked yet - since he's busy railing against the war (as CNN puts it in their header).

If Osama is against war, then why doesn't he simply admit defeat and quit? Act now and stop the war Osama! That's the answer we're looking for. /

Of course, we know the real answer - it's because he's the one that waged war first, and intends to fight generationally to succeed. He's going to do his best to break the will of those that oppose him.

Qur'an:8:39 "So fight them until there is no more Fitnah (disbelief [non-Muslims]) and all submit to the religion of Allah alone (in the whole world)."

He can't stop

Ishaq:324 "He said, ‘Fight them so that there is no more rebellion, and religion, all of it, is for Allah only. Allah must have no rivals.'"
202 Goosio  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:42:53pm

Osama also wants Americans to convert to Islam.

Christ, I wanna throw up.

203 filetandrelease  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:43:11pm

He threw in something for everyone, democracy has failed, that should convert the democrates, 2.5% taxes, hell, I am for that, and all that luby duby stuff about Jesus and Mary should sway the Christians.

I'm in, Praise Allah!

Oops, I forgot about the Jews, sorry, no room for you in Wally Land.

What a lode of crap.

204 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:43:18pm

re: #193 Sizzlack


They said the same about Saddam though. We dragged his mangy ass out of a hole in the ground and hung him. With any luck, we'll get this somebitch too.

IF he isn't already dirt-napping.

205 insanity police  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:43:19pm

re: #161 Ron Bacardi

re: #144 insanity police

What's sad is that I hear people say this all the time, like some sort of whimsical dream that might come true if everyone thought as they do.

Get it through you heads and you might age 5 years instantly because Plato said it best: "Only the dead have seen the end of war." End of story. Therefore the soldier will always be needed and the soldier will ALWAYS be a hero. And I say soldier as in the concept of a soldier. Only a KosKid will use my comment to make some snide "WaT abot ABUDABI GHRAB Huh!?1!?!?" rebuttal.

So true. The day the U.S. has no soldiers is the day there will cease to be an America. People forget that the U.S. military is older than the country itself. There would be no U.S. but for our soldiers.

206 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:43:21pm

re: #155 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

'slimey' shouldn't have an 'e'.

Cut me some slack. I'm all of 4 inches long. I was too tired from jumping on keys to hit spell check!


I'm a Komodo Dragon, largest of all lizards and a filthy liar.

A cold blooded killer, eh? :)

207 wanumba  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:44:17pm

re: #163 storagemanager

They have had six years to plan....I beleive they are working with Iran...a proxy so Iran's hands can look clean in the event of a mass attack on America...I have thought this for some time now.


I'd be more concerned about what Chavez has been up rather than dead Bin Laden. Fidel ain't around nor is Raul or Bin Laden, but Chavez is. Sorry, movements need leaders and hiding when there's a big honkin' jihad on isn't "leading" it's cowering. Hiding is fear, but who could be afraid with Allah on your side? Therefore, Bin laden needed to do the Castro and hold up the newspaper, see I'm alive! - yet he never did it. He wasn't able to anymore.
So, I agree with your unease and the potential scenario, but with the more robust fellows pulling the strings behind the curtains, not the skeletons.

208 funkyfantom  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:44:22pm

I, for one, welcome our new fake-video animated corpse overlords!

209 mean Gene  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:44:30pm

re: #200 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

Right.
His left hand never moves and his right eye is droopy.
That makes no sense from the standpoint of one stroke, just bad acting maybe.

210 FlyingTigress  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:44:30pm

re: #191 kcladderman

Soldiers will never be heroes to me. No way. My father fought for my freedom as did others. They didn't have air support, they didn't artillery, or guns-- they simply had the courage of their convictions that history was on their side.
How old is this guy? His father fought without air support or artillery?

Old enough that his father fought in the First Punic War.

211 Sizzlack  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:44:42pm

re: #204 Sifty

re: #193 Sizzlack


They said the same about Saddam though. We dragged his mangy ass out of a hole in the ground and hung him. With any luck, we'll get this somebitch too.

IF he isn't already dirt-napping.

Thats because Saddam was by himself with a gun...he didnt have the balls to off himself
Bin Laden has bodyguards with him
so even if he is too pussy to end himself, his thuggish death loving bodyguards are there waiting to do him the favor...and then themselves

212 funkyfantom  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:45:39pm

re: #208 funkyfantom

I, for one, welcome our new fake-video animated corpse overlords!

Just in case I wasn't clear, I was talking about Noam Chomsky.

213 inkling  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:45:44pm

Richard Perle has said that Osama’s beard might be a fake! Based on the video’s content and the latest imaging technology, we’ve created a composite of what a clean-shaven Osama bin Laden might look like.

214 insanity police  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:45:51pm

O/T

CAIR's Dirty Tricks against Me
by Daniel Pipes
FrontPageMagazine.com
September 7, 2007

The Council on American-Islamic Relations, or CAIR, North America's foremost Islamist group, bills itself as a "civil rights organization," suggesting it maintains high standards of decency and morality. But, as I personally can attest, it fails abysmally to do so. Its seven-year-long campaign against me has included misappropriation, misrepresentation, misquotation, defamation, and inaccuracy, prompting one one writer recently to compare its propaganda with that of Nazi Germany.

215 Killgore Trout  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:45:52pm

re: #189 Pawn of the Oppressor

I really think that this is Ossama's attempt at being accepted as a legitimate left wing icon. I'm not done reading but this could be very effective I can almost guarantee that some Koskid is going to write a "Maybe Ossama ain't so bad afterall". I think this is going to be a very effective strategy for him.

216 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:46:06pm

re: #211 Sizzlack

re: #204 Sifty

re: #193 Sizzlack


They said the same about Saddam though. We dragged his mangy ass out of a hole in the ground and hung him. With any luck, we'll get this somebitch too.

IF he isn't already dirt-napping.

Thats because Saddam was by himself with a gun...he didnt have the balls to off himself
Bin Laden has bodyguards with him
so even if he is too pussy to end himself, his thuggish death loving bodyguards are there waiting to do him the favor...and then themselves

As long as I can get a picture of it to put on my coffee mug, I don't care who offs the bitch.

217 Sizzlack  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:46:09pm

it wouldnt suprise me if Bin Laden had a grenade taped to his chest at all times...so just in case hes about to get caught
kaboom
saddam didnt have the following Bin Laden did either
a living bin laden would be much more devastating to Jihadis than a living Saddam

218 galloping granny  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:46:21pm

re: #191 kcladderman

Soldiers will never be heroes to me. No way. My father fought for my freedom as did others. They didn't have air support, they didn't artillery, or guns-- they simply had the courage of their convictions that history was on their side.
How old is this guy? His father fought without air support or artillery?

No artillery? His father must be thousands of years old!

219 theheat  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:46:22pm

Other than the fact OBL is extremely annoying, does it really matter whether he's alive or dead? Certainly the entire terrorist movement doesn't hinge on his existence. Obviously, if he really is dead, terrorism is alive and well without him. What is he, one millionth of a percent of the terrorist population?

His annual videos are like bad reruns. He's old news, boring, yesterday, so not happening any more. He's like a D-lister trying to get some face time.

He's one guy. One guy I don't give a shit about any more.

220 hous bin pharteen  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:46:46pm
he advocates reading Noam Chomsky. It’s another pretty direct appeal to the Western left.

Well, he is recruiting, so of course he is appealing to those most likely to join. You will not see him pop up at any Young Republican meetings.

221 LeftJustAintRight  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:46:57pm

I think that's why Rove retired
He is producing al Qaeda propaganda videos
Somebody has to keep the fear mongering up and push the Zionist agenda.
Bin Laden has been in Israeli custody since October 2003
Do you really think Bush going to Iraq last week and a video out this week is coincidence ?
BushCheneyRove machine in automatic overdrive !
I bet they made that tape on Air force One

/?

222 rab3  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:46:58pm

Gluten free beer for me. I am pretty sure it's Halal.

223 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:47:00pm

I predict Ossama T-shirts next to the Che shirts within 2 years.

224 Sizzlack  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:47:12pm

re: #216 Sifty

hey if the mug thing ever comes true...they should be sold on here...Id buy one

225 kcladderman  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:47:14pm

re: #197 Ron Bacardi
Now I am glad I didn't read the diary.

226 Bill in AZ  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:47:28pm

OBL is finally reading the instruction manual.
Step 1 - ask them to convert.
We'll be in trouble when he gets to step 2 - demand jizya tax and dhimmi status.
Fat Ted, Pelosi, and Reid have never met a tax they wouldn't embrace. They'll probably double whatever he asks - and then they'll get Homeland Security to print and distribute Dhimmi for Dummies to the country.

The bit about no taxes (er... well, 2.5% alms)? Must be a slow reader in that cave because he hasn't read to the part about Jizya - there isn't a percentage specified, but historical precedent in mo's time was a lot more than 2.5%

227 Sizzlack  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:48:10pm

re: #223 Sifty

I predict Ossama T-shirts next to the Che shirts within 2 years.

haha...only in Islam could a mass murderer be revered as a "blessed prophet"

228 peck  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:48:16pm

re: #96 Killgore Trout

I understand amebias have a more coherent philosophy. His dad must have fought in the 100 Years War with only his pointed stick.
Maybe he has just been in his mom's dark basement for a little to long.

229 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:48:37pm

re: #207 wanumba

re: #163 storagemanager


They have had six years to plan....I beleive they are working with Iran...a proxy so Iran's hands can look clean in the event of a mass attack on America...I have thought this for some time now.

I'd be more concerned about what Chavez has been up rather than dead Bin Laden. Fidel ain't around nor is Raul or Bin Laden, but Chavez is. Sorry, movements need leaders and hiding when there's a big honkin' jihad on isn't "leading" it's cowering. Hiding is fear, but who could be afraid with Allah on your side? Therefore, Bin laden needed to do the Castro and hold up the newspaper, see I'm alive! - yet he never did it. He wasn't able to anymore.
So, I agree with your unease and the potential scenario, but with the more robust fellows pulling the strings behind the curtains, not the skeletons.


North Korea was standing side by side with Iran the day before yesterday...Hugo is a friend of Iran...ask yourself....if Japan could work with Nazi Germany.....why can't all these people work as one...against us....it's what Mahmoud and Hugo have been saying.

230 Dustyvet  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:48:57pm

Looks like again you and your “slimey Lizards” are wrong, and Osama is stil alive. Showing that Bush is not capable of fighting this war on terror, since the leader is still at large!


Oh and left wing moon bats are fighting the war on terror? DON'T THINK SO, ALL I SEE FROM YOU ARSE WIPES IS SEDITION, TREASON, APPEASEMENT AND SURRENDER!

231 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:49:03pm

re: #224 Sizzlack

re: #216 Sifty

hey if the mug thing ever comes true...they should be sold on here...Id buy one

The doofus at the mall had a problem with my "Saddam in Repose" collage I had put on my other mug. :-)

But I'm simple. There may be nuance that I am not privy to.

232 Le_Patriot  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:49:05pm

re: #189 Pawn of the Oppressor

Boy howdy, you folks who haven't read the transcript are missing out. I had to stop after the first couple of pages, it was so eye-rollingly bad. blockquote>

I got the same impression. Sounds illogical as something that would be worded that way by Bin Laden. I still think George Soros is behind all this, maybe. (gut feeling).

233 mattm  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:49:07pm

There is still a small part of me that says he is dead.

234 Opinionated  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:49:17pm

Osama doesn't know that if he wants the American people to take him seriously he has to make his announcments on Leno.

235 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:49:32pm
236 JimmyTheClaw  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:49:38pm

ooooh bo ditel said we should use a bomb on wherever bin liner is

237 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:49:50pm

re: #219 theheat

Other than the fact OBL is extremely annoying, does it really matter whether he's alive or dead? Certainly the entire terrorist movement doesn't hinge on his existence. Obviously, if he really is dead, terrorism is alive and well without him. What is he, one millionth of a percent of the terrorist population?

His annual videos are like bad reruns. He's old news, boring, yesterday, so not happening any more. He's like a D-lister trying to get some face time.

He's one guy. One guy I don't give a shit about any more.

He is the Danny Bonaduce of the jihad.

238 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:50:00pm
239 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:50:05pm

re: #236 JimmyTheClaw

ooooh bo ditel said we should use a bomb on wherever bin liner is

San Fran is screwed then. ;)

240 funkyfantom  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:50:14pm

re: #219 theheat

Other than the fact OBL is extremely annoying, does it really matter whether he's alive or dead? Certainly the entire terrorist movement doesn't hinge on his existence. Obviously, if he really is dead, terrorism is alive and well without him. What is he, one millionth of a percent of the terrorist population?

His annual videos are like bad reruns. He's old news, boring, yesterday, so not happening any more. He's like a D-lister trying to get some face time.

He's one guy. One guy I don't give a shit about any more.

It matters tremendously to the left. Bin Laden's liberty is ongoing proof in their fantasy Bizarro world that the 'War on Terror' is a failure. ( Except when someone named Clinton is President. In that case, even if a third party offers to hand him over, you must politely decline).

241 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:50:22pm

The Hurricane Hunters are finding only a broad and poorly defined low level center with Tropical Disturbance 99L, the lowest pressure is only about 1010mb, and highest winds near 20 knots, so it may not get promoted to Tropical Depression #7L.


The longer it takes to organize, the less time it has to become a hurricane before hitting the Carolinas.

242 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:50:22pm
243 southernborn  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:50:36pm

re: #179 Killgore Trout
he's been reading kos kids and huffypoo and becoming emboldened. Cept I dont believe that was him and I dont believe he is even alive

244 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:50:49pm
245 galloping granny  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:50:57pm

re: #230 Dustyvet

Looks like again you and your “slimey Lizards” are wrong, and Osama is stil alive. Showing that Bush is not capable of fighting this war on terror, since the leader is still at large!


Oh and left wing moon bats are fighting the war on terror? DON'T THINK SO, ALL I SEE FROM YOU ARSE WIPES IS SEDITION, TREASON, APPEASEMENT AND SURRENDER!

An awful lot of Nazis and Nazi sympathizers and Nazi co-travelers died before Hitler got around to offing himself before somebody did it for him.

246 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:51:06pm
247 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:51:21pm

Dead man wanking.

248 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:51:22pm

Weekend at Achmed's?

249 Killgore Trout  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:51:23pm

re: #223 Sifty

I assume you're joking but I'm starting to think it could happen. Am I insane?

250 SonOfLiberty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:51:46pm

The Dems like to throw around the old "HOW CONVENIENT THAT SUCH A THING WOULD OCCUR" cry whenever we, for example, take out one of Al-Quackade's leaders.

Shoe's on the other foot now.

HOW CONVENIENT THAT SUCH A THING WOULD OCCUR with Patraeus' report imminently due to Congress.

Here's how I slice it: The surge has proven effective. A good report would only strengthen the cause behind the surge. Now Osama (or a double?) is whining at Surrendercrats and telling them to hurry up and get us out of the war... maybe perhaps slightly possibly because that's his only hope of sparing himself from the onslaught of the troop surge?

Also, I don't know what the hell planet some of these people were raised on, but c'mon - if a TERRORIST likes someone, you think it would stand to reason that the individual they like may be questionably motivated or aligned. Or just plain stupid and being supported for their asinine rhetoric.

Oh, sorry, I was using logic again.

PIFW!

251 BabbaZee  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:51:48pm

re: #208 funkyfantom

I, for one, welcome our new fake-video animated corpse overlords!

...should be a rotating title, lol

Osama Bin Perished a long time

252 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:52:13pm
253 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:52:15pm

re: #237 Sifty

re: #219 theheat

Other than the fact OBL
is extremely annoying, does it really matter whether he's alive or
dead? Certainly the entire terrorist movement doesn't hinge on his
existence. Obviously, if he really is dead, terrorism is alive and well without him. What is he, one millionth of a percent of the terrorist population?

His annual videos are like bad reruns. He's old news, boring, yesterday, so not happening any more. He's like a D-lister trying to get some face time.

He's one guy. One guy I don't give a shit about any more.

He is the Danny Bonaduce of the jihad.

OBL will be on next season's Surreal World, along with Captain Lou Albano, the lead singer from Aha, & the guy who played Long Duck Dong in 16 Candles.

254 squarepeg  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:52:21pm

Quiz. Which is Osama, and which is DKos? (All I've changed are some pronouns.)

Passage A:

Democrats -- who voters put in charge to end this war -- are panicked that some might criticize them for working to end an unpopular president's unpopular war. Yet the other side, instead of cowering in terror, show they have the courage to take a patently unpopular position with the merest hint of fear.

Passage B:

People have recently come to know that, after several years of tragedies of this war, the vast majority of Americans want it stopped. Thus, Americans elected the Democratic Party for this purpose, but the Democrats haven’t made a move worth mentioning. On the contrary, they continue to agree to the spending of tens of billions to continue the killing and war there.

255 phoenixgirl  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:52:47pm

re: #50 zmdavid

i thought they were suppose to dye their beards and hair red

256 Killgore Trout  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:52:55pm

re: #243 southernborn

We'll have to see the tape but if the Feds have declared it to be reall and recent I assume they're probably correct.

257 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:52:59pm

re: #249 Killgore Trout

I used to think I'd never see Che and Mao merchandise or "peace scarves" either. They'll wait a couple more years, but definitely less than 10 years.

258 FlyingTigress  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:53:01pm

re: #213 inkling

Richard Perle has said that Osama’s beard might be a fake! Based on the video’s content and the latest imaging technology, we’ve created a composite of what a clean-shaven Osama bin Laden might look like.

Someone owes me a new keyboard for that one!

/snort...the highest form of Scandinavian laughter

259 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:53:04pm
260 me  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:53:05pm

re: #74 vxbush

it makes him look like an aging lounge lizard

Holy shiit(e) ... and Bush hasn't been able to find OZBL becuz he's been h iding in the Lizard LOUNGE all along !

Talk about Clever!

261 squarepeg  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:53:49pm

re: #254 squarepeg

It's only fair to provide the answer. A is Kos, B is Osama.

262 Killgore Trout  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:54:03pm

re: #254 squarepeg

That's too funny.

263 BingoBunny  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:54:14pm

#26

no taxes in Islam.. damn that should make democrats their enemies?

264 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:54:22pm
265 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:54:38pm

There is nothing sadder than an aging jihadi...

266 FlyingTigress  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:55:10pm

re: #255 phoenixgirl

re: #50 zmdavid

i thought they were suppose to dye their beards and hair red

That's only in Queer Eye for the Jihadi Guy

268 galloping granny  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:55:29pm

re: #261 squarepeg

re: #254 squarepeg

It's only fair to provide the answer. A is Kos, B is Osama.

Are you sure that Kos is not Osama in disguise? Or vice versa? Certainly they have the same speech writer.

269 Xwarzone  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:55:46pm

Uhm, am I the only one to put pics of old vs. new Osama side-by-side, and see that besides having retouched his beard, he also apparently lost some 20 years off his shoulder and had serious plastic surgery?

In other words, this guy looks like Bin Laden in the same way The Fonz does.

It matters tremendously to the left. Bin Laden's liberty is ongoing proof in their fantasy Bizarro world that the 'War on Terror' is a failure.

And don't forget: the moment he's caught/verified, the left will call for an end to hostilities. The Japanese Air Force is defeated, after all, what's the point of going after the rest of the army or poor lil' Hitler?

270 Piglet-U93  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:56:11pm

Look, I have been collecting OBL quotes that he made from the beginningsof his fundamentalist Islam days and I believe that someone or persons other than he heavily contributed towards this script. I wonder if his manner and eye movement in the video indicates that he is reading from cue cards?

271 peck  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:56:29pm

re: #200 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

I think it is just sloppy mummification techniques. These guys don't appear to be detail oriented - given their poor planning, lousy execution of the mission and getting caught so many times.

272 bosforus  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:56:29pm
...since the leader is still at large!


well so is ours, the only difference is ours isn't hiding in a cave

273 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:56:34pm

re: #253 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

re: #237 Sifty

re: #219 theheat

Other than the fact OBL
is extremely annoying, does it really matter whether he's alive or
dead? Certainly the entire terrorist movement doesn't hinge on his
existence. Obviously, if he really is dead, terrorism is alive and well without him. What is he, one millionth of a percent of the terrorist population?

His annual videos are like bad reruns. He's old news, boring, yesterday, so not happening any more. He's like a D-lister trying to get some face time.

He's one guy. One guy I don't give a shit about any more.

He is the Danny Bonaduce of the jihad.

OBL will be on next season's Surreal World, along with Captain Lou Albano, the lead singer from Aha, & the guy who played Long Duck Dong in 16 Candles.

Algore and OBL are hosting Live Earth 2 from Lake Havasu City, AZ in 2009.

274 SevoGuy  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:56:42pm

I feel so privileged that Osama Bin Laden has invited us to islam I mean SATANISM.

All you militant muslims hear me loud and clear...............you and your brand of islam will lead you to a place CALLED HELL. Your god and MY GOD are very different. MY GOD IS GOD. HE IS THE GOD OF THE CHRISTIANS AND JEWS.

It is my duty as a Christain to warn OBL and his followers that they have become the SOLDIERS OF SATAN.

I have put on the ARMOR of CHRIST. A day will come when all those that want Shari'a law will be cast down into the lowest levels of HELL.

My church works very hard to teach Christ to muslims. We have been very successful the past 5 years. VERY.

275 BabbaZee  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:56:45pm

re: #249 Killgore Trout

It is already here
I remember seeing them on people during the footage of the tsunami clean up in 2004

276 bosforus  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:56:56pm

re: #272 bosforus

...since the leader is still at large!


well so is ours, the only difference is ours isn't hiding in a cave

well, not the only difference... :)

277 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:57:06pm
278 phoenixgirl  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:57:13pm

re: #269 Xwarzone

now, there was no need to bring the fonz in to this

279 amrilusaguy  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:57:30pm

Does Bin Laden know Mr. chomsky is of the Tribe?

Jewish I mean

280 Killgore Trout  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:57:51pm

After watching the clip at Hot Air I declare Ossama to be alive and well. He looks healthy and he's even put on a few pounds.

281 sandspur  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:57:55pm

re: #76 newsjunkie_ky

I don't know why Fox uses Sheuer (sp?) at all. He is so 9/10. Really, he's a tool of the anti-Bush contingent at CIA

282 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:58:04pm

re: #278 phoenixgirl

re: #269 Xwarzone

now, there was no need to bring the fonz in to this

Wave to the shark as you go over Osama!

283 peck  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:58:17pm

Uhmmm...just for the record, lizards are scaly, not slimey (with or without the 'e').

284 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:59:02pm

re: #283 peck

Uhmmm...just for the record, lizards are scaly, not slimey (with or without the 'e').

And we are fun at parties and are generally well armed.

285 phoenixgirl  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 1:59:20pm

re: #282 Sifty

i was looking forward to a "Malachi Crunch" sorry about the spellling

286 rab3  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:00:03pm

re: #247 Sifty

Dead man wanking.

re: #246 taxfreekiller

Dead man drooling.

While walking behind a very seductive goat.

287 Outrider  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:00:10pm
Looks like again you and your “slimey Lizards” are wrong, and Osama is stil alive. Showing that Bush is not capable of fighting this war on terror, since the leader is still at large!


I'm always taken aback by the naivete of statements like this. Why are people surprised that an individual with the desire, funds, and network can stay lost? Especially in some of the most rugged terrain that G_d created and with a group of people that are willing to sacrifice the conveniences of civilized life. The fact that he is not willing to accept newcomers to his inner circle of boyhood friends and relatives makes it even harder to infiltrate or collect data.
I do wish these leftists would be willing to leave their comfort zone (and mamas basement) and actually experience life on the rough side.

288 MohawkDaddy  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:00:18pm

Is it possible that this video was meant to be the signal for the douchebags the Germans rounded up earlier this week?

289 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:00:19pm

re: #279 amrilusaguy

Does Bin Laden know Mr. chomsky is of the Tribe?

Jewish I mean

My take is that Chomsky punted that football away a long time ago. Don't see why they would claim him back.

290 BuddyG  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:00:21pm

UBL tapes

Alien sequels

Planet of the Apes sequels

I Love Lucy reruns

Star Trek reruns

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . Enough already !

291 justacanuck  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:01:42pm

I'm hoping that this new communique has with it some clues as to Osamalamadingdong's whereabouts. I'll gleefully dance on the day LGF has a post up titled Osama Bin Fubar!

An Osama dead pool anyone? My gut right now seems to be saying March '08.

292 FlyingTigress  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:01:47pm

re: #284 Sifty

re: #283 peck


Uhmmm...just for the record, lizards are scaly, not slimey (with or without the 'e').

And we are fun at parties and are generally well armed.

And we can bring armed friends along, since we drive trucks, SUVs, vans...

...and, even our motorcycles have shotgun racks.

293 amrilusaguy  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:01:48pm

re: #289 Sifty


Not that easy
if your mama is/was jewish
you is jewish

and it is forever

well longer than a catholic marriage anyway.....

294 Killgore Trout  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:01:49pm

re: #288 MohawkDaddy

That's very possible. It's also possible that it's a signal to other groups we don't know about.

295 zombie  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:02:31pm

Dropping in here to ask a potentially stupid question:

Has anyone (in the blogosphere) actually seen the video yet? Or are we relying entirely on transcriptions from the meida and intelligence services, who haven't yet shown it to us?

And if it is visible, where is the link?

I ask, because I reserve judgment on his living-ness until I see the video for myself.

296 Pawn of the Oppressor  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:02:40pm

re: #215 Killgore Trout

re: #189 Pawn of the Oppressor

I really think that this is Ossama's attempt at being accepted as a legitimate left wing icon. I'm not done reading but this could be very effective I can almost guarantee that some Koskid is going to write a "Maybe Ossama ain't so bad afterall". I think this is going to be a very effective strategy for him.

They already think that. They identify with him as a Brown Guy who Fights The Man.

What he's doing is an absolutely classic propaganda tactic: Repeat your enemy's fears back at him.

All the output from the hair-pullers, teeth-gnashers, weepers, dopers, Blame-America-and-Israel types, self-loathing suburban white folks, closet Commies, not-so-closet Commies, all the screeds and rants and high-minded essays and books from our pet 21st Century Jacobins, all of that stuff from the NYT editorial page, to the DNC press office, to the pamphlets handed out on campuses, right down to the nastiest, most disjointed, paranoiac late-night rand on DU... All of it is read and vetted for juicy soundbites by Osama's media people.

The transition happened right before the 2004 election. Prior to then, Osama's speeches were all about "Pure Islam vs. Infidel America". Now he's throwing in shit about Global Warming? Go compare his original fatwas from 1998 to what's out now. The difference is shocking.

He's still a dumbass though. Clearly the man has never set foot in a Western country.

297 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:03:16pm

re: #291 justacanuck

I'm hoping that this new communique has with it some clues as to Osamalamadingdong's whereabouts. I'll gleefully dance on the day LGF has a post up titled Osama Bin Fubar!

An Osama dead pool anyone? My gut right now seems to be saying March '08.

October '08. Fred Thompson presents his head on a platter to the moderator at the last presidential debate and then walks silently off the stage.

298 Killgore Trout  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:03:20pm

re: #295 zombie

See#267

299 OldLineTexan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:03:38pm

re: #293 amrilusaguy

re: #289 Sifty


Not that easy
if your mama is/was jewish
you is jewish

and it is forever

well longer than a catholic marriage anyway.....

Eh? I've been to numerous Catholic weddings (family and friends). If time is any measure, those folks are way more married than I am.

OldLineTexan

300 Shr_Nfr  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:04:04pm

I doubt this guy is Osama. The nose is wrong. Unless he had a nose plant that broadened his nose during the time since we last saw him, the real Osama has a nose that is less than the distance between the eyes. This guy has a nose that is broad enough to go to the middle of the eyes. Yes, cameras can do funny things with perspective, so there is an outside chance. I will leave it to the folks with the real voice analysis systems to determine it for sure, but from the picture, this is just somebody that looks vaguely like Osama that they are trying to use. Also the real Osama has a more narrow jaw than this fellow. Again, perhaps camera perspective and lens focal length and/or beard style. but from the lack of perspective change when he moves the page at the end of the tape shown on CNN, its a fairly standard focal length lens and not a wide angle lens up close which might give those appearances. Again, I will leave the final verdict to the voice analysis folks, but I doubt that this is the real Osama.

My vote is that Osama is down with Mo and Ali at the same level of Hell that Dante puts them in.

301 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:04:30pm

I don't see anything funny here...this man planned the mass murder of 3,000 Americans.....He has had six years to plan a bigger attack....why is this tape funny?....the same man who killed 3,000 Americans is free and making tapes....I don't think that is funny....I think an attack is coming...that is not funny either.

302 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:04:39pm

re: #293 amrilusaguy


Dang!
Yeah, you are correct, of course. We can't get rid of my creepy uncle Jimmy either.

303 Shr_Nfr  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:04:40pm

re: #255 phoenixgirl

Henna is black.

304 amrilusaguy  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:04:47pm

re: #297 Sifty

no that doesnt make sense

January 22 2009 would be my day
after Mr. Thopson takes office

Kind of like the Reagan Iran thing

305 funkyfantom  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:04:52pm

(to the tune of Avril Lavigne's girlfriend)

Hey Hey You You
I'm tired of osama
No way no way
He's such a queen of drama
hey hey you you
I'm votin for obama

Hey hey, you you
I know that you like Chomsky
No way, no way
Your dyed beard ain't a secret
Hey hey, you you
I want to be your goat-pimp
(chorus)

He's like so whatever
Ayman Zawahiri could do so much better
Him and Chomsky should get together now!

306 BuddyG  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:05:28pm

William Shatner commercials

Presidential debates

Classic rock radio

Bono lectures

. A h h h h h h h h h h h h h h ! ! ! !

307 jcm  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:05:46pm

re: #291 justacanuck

I'm hoping that this new communique has with it some clues as to Osamalamadingdong's whereabouts. I'll gleefully dance on the day LGF has a post up titled Osama Bin Fubar!

An Osama dead pool anyone? My gut right now seems to be saying March '08.

I know they have geologist looking the rocks in the background, sound guys picking up the ambient sounds etc... The the tape will have more analysis that just about anything since a Beatles album.

I wonder about the rat line, staking out the delivery point for a UBL tape then watching the delivery boy, and his contacts.

308 tomg51spence  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:06:29pm

re: #175 galloping granny

re: #142 FlyingTigress

re: #107 galloping granny

re: #71 EC Marm


"To conclude," bin Laden says, "I invite you to embrace Islam."

Only if I carry a knife and handgun to plunge the knife into Islam's back, and get to stick the barrel in its mouth.

I have another observation, for whatever it is worth. Did you notice that Osama is wearing his dress-up clothes for this rather than his fatigue jacket? Very reminiscent of the outfit that Nasrallah wears - or Prince Charles when he is playing muslim. All dressed up like an imam.


And to think I'd be paid real cash money to kill him.
Capitalism at its best

309 MohawkDaddy  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:07:07pm

I was just looking at the sise by side pics on Northeast Intel Network and it may not even be him. The mouth and nose look wrong.

310 insanity police  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:07:12pm

The Kos Komments saying that Osama became a Republican are pretty pathetic.

They are saying the tape is from the CIA, or the RNC, etc...

I didn't know so many of my fellow Americans are conspiracy nut cases.

311 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:07:20pm

re: #304 amrilusaguy

re: #297 Sifty

no that doesnt make sense

January 22 2009 would be my day
after Mr. Thopson takes office

Kind of like the Reagan Iran thing

I just want to see the look on the faces of the Clinton/Obama ticket when the mother of all talking points is taken away from them during the campaign. Simple pleasures for simple me.

312 Killgore Trout  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:07:21pm

re: #296 Pawn of the Oppressor

Very good observations I think we're seeing a very interesting development here.

313 insanity police  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:08:04pm

re: #305 funkyfantom

LOL. But now you have that crappy pop song in my head.

314 squarepeg  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:08:12pm

re: #295 zombie

bomzie, it appears there's a little of it here. Jim Micksdfsdfjasli is voicing all over it, though.

315 insanity police  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:09:23pm

re: #305 funkyfantom

I want to be your goat-pimp

Nomination for new rotating phrase.

317 mean Gene  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:10:02pm

Fox News opines that Adam Gahdan wrote this work.
He's definitely juvenile enough, lefty-leaning enough.
I just wonder where he got his knowlege of Noam and the old "military-industrial complex boogeyman.

318 southernborn  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:11:04pm

re: #297 Sifty
now you are talking

319 peck  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:11:04pm

If OBL is such a rock star, the heart and soul (cough) of the Islamic jihad, why is he hiding out? This could have all been over for western civilization a long time ago if he would have been doing weekly addresses on Al Jahzeera (sort of like Bush's weekly radio address). The hype would lead one to believe all Islamic factions would instantly swoon and unite under his direction and really kick our asses. Just wondering what they are waiting for. The perfect moment?
But then again, maybe they've run out of women and children to hide behind as they charge onto the battlefield to destroy the infidels.
/

320 insanity police  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:11:09pm

If you turn the new pic of BinLaden upside down it looks like he has an afro on. His hair looks way too done up. I'm not necessarily believing that this is him.

321 commander_vimes  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:11:15pm

re: #285 phoenixgirl

re: #282 Sifty

i was looking forward to a "Malachi Crunch" sorry about the spellling

Let the pigeons loose!

322 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:11:42pm

re: #301 storagemanager

I'm going to be in Vegas next week. I'm worried too!

No better place to strike at the decadence of America than to destroy a buffet in Vegas.

The gallows humor helps keep this vein in my forehead from rupturing.

323 Killgore Trout  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:11:56pm

Koskidz try reframing the issue (part II).....
Osama bin Laden--"I'm a tax-cutter!"

"To conclude," bin Laden says, "I invite you to embrace Islam." He goes on to say: "There are no taxes in Islam, but rather there is a limited Zakaat [alms] totaling 2.5 percent."


.....
So there you have it: bin Laden is really just a traditional, tax-cutting Republican at heart. Spread the word.

Maybe the next GOP debate should feature a question asking the candidates if they favor bin Ladenomic's because it cuts taxes, or because it's a flat tax proposal.


Heh.

324 Yank in the EU  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:12:20pm

Think I just heard the lefty girl who lives next to me swoon in delight over Bin Laden's eloquent speech about the dangers of global warming and the greatness of Noam Chomsky's thought. I mean, talk about the great double whammy of leftist talking points! Better go make sure she did not hit her head on the coffee table.

325 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:13:09pm

SPECIAL TROPICAL DISTURBANCE STATEMENT
NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL
505 PM EDT FRI SEP 07 2007

THE AIR FORCE RESERVE HURRICANE HUNTER AIRCRAFT INVESTIGATING THE LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM BETWEEN BERMUDA AND THE SOUTHEAST U.S. COAST HAS NOT YET IDENTIFIED A WELL-DEFINED CLOSED SURFACE CIRCULATION. THE AIRCRAFT WILL CONTINUE TO INVESTIGATE THIS SYSTEM...AND IT COULD BECOME A TROPICAL OR SUBTROPICAL CYCLONE AT ANY TIME AS IT MOVES WEST-NORTHWESTWARD AT ABOUT 10 MPH. INTERESTS ALONG THE SOUTHEAST AND MID-ATLANTIC COAST OF THE U.S. SHOULD CLOSELY MONITOR THE PROGRESS OF THIS SYSTEM...AND TROPICAL STORM WATCHES COULD BE ISSUED THIS EVENING.

$$
FORECASTER KNABB

326 insanity police  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:13:24pm

re: #323 Killgore Trout

Nice try KKK (Kos Kidz Krazies)

327 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:13:45pm
Sheikh Raed Salah, leader of Israel's Islamic Movement (Northern Branch), told supporters at Friday's 'Al-Aksa in Danger Conference' that both Israel and its "occupation" would be erased.

Salah told his 10,000-strong audience in Umm el-Fahm that Jerusalem and the Al-Aksa mosque would remain forever. "Jerusalem and the Al-Aksa mosque were occupied by different peoples... I tell you that both Israel and its occupation will disappear."
The Sheikh addressed the latest reports surrounding Israel's alleged over flight into Syrian airspace on Wednesday by accusing Israel of using terrorism against its northern neighbor. "Two days ago Israeli terror was used against Syria... If they are able to annihilate us, the Islamic nation will suffer from American terror and Israeli aggression country after country, nation after nation."

bin Laden is a Muslim...it is Islam that endangers world peace.... [Link: www.jpost.com...]

328 LeftJustAintRight  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:13:45pm

re: #310 insanity police

They are saying the tape is from the CIA, or the RNC, etc...


See post #221
The joooosssss have him in a secret lock up
Bush there last week and a video out now?
Makes you wounder huh?
Bush ain't no dummy

329 Shr_Nfr  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:13:54pm

Former U.S. Sen. James Abourezk (D-SD) on Hizbullah TV: The Arabs Involved in 9/11 Were Cooperating with the Zionists.

At least we know that the folks in SD were sane enough to make this guy a "former senator".

[Link: memri.org...]

My hearing must be getting really bad, all I hear from the Dhimwitcat candidates for prez are chirping crickets (he is from their party after all). Perhaps some of the Republicans should speak out on how close this is to treason too. [It is per se not and he gets to be an asshole given the first amendment, but support of this sort for people who killed US soldiers in the past was sort of frowned upon legally]

330 jcm  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:13:57pm

re: #317 mean Gene

Fox News opines that Adam Gahdan wrote this work.
He's definitely juvenile enough, lefty-leaning enough.
I just wonder where he got his knowlege of Noam and the old "military-industrial complex boogeyman.

Standard fair for entry level classes in any college or community college, I had to sit through hours of Chumpsky in Eng. Lit classes. The military industrial complex was the source of all woes in civilization since Ugh sold the first stick as a weapon to Og, or so I was instructed in Anthropology.

331 southernborn  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:14:08pm

re: #288 MohawkDaddy

I agree but I believe there are more.

332 insanity police  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:14:16pm

Have a great weekend everyone!

/don't be a goat raper like UBL.

333 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:14:16pm

re: #323 Killgore Trout

Koskidz try reframing the issue (part II).....
Osama bin Laden--"I'm a tax-cutter!"

"To conclude," bin Laden says, "I invite you to embrace Islam." He goes on to say: "There are no taxes in Islam, but rather there is a limited Zakaat [alms] totaling 2.5 percent."


.....
So there you have it: bin Laden is really just a traditional, tax-cutting Republican at heart. Spread the word.

Maybe the next GOP debate should feature a question asking the candidates if they favor bin Ladenomic's because it cuts taxes, or because it's a flat tax proposal.


Heh.

Move over Reaganomics, here comes Osamanomics!

Trickle-down Jihadnomics

334 zombie  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:14:18pm

re: #298 Killgore Trout

re: #295 zombie

See#267

Hmmmmm....hang on just a minute here.

Is it only a glitch in my computer, or does the video portion of the clip stop after 70% of the way through, while the audio portion continues?

Because from the video that I was able to see, that clip looks like it easily could have have been from 2003 or 2004. Only in the last 30 seconds does he refer to something post-2004 (al-Maliki), but at that point the video is a still freezeframe.

As of now, I am NOT convinced.

Also, his voice seems "off" to me -- the timbre of a younger person. My theory at the moment is that a younger person lip-synced what bin Laden was actually saying, and when they wanted to insnert some current reference, they stopped video portion so we wouldn't see the lips not matching.

More video clips may change my opinion, however.

335 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:14:34pm

Quittin't time. Interweb at home has been funky, so if a hurricane hits Wilmington, and you didn't see warnings on LFG, you'll know why.

336 commander_vimes  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:14:52pm

re: #320 insanity police

If you turn the new pic of BinLaden upside down it looks like he has an afro on. His hair looks way too done up. I'm not necessarily believing that this is him.

And if you fold it first one way then another you can see a flaming field in pennsylvania.

/ still get that email often

337 Killgore Trout  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:14:53pm

re: #326 insanity police

I love to watch them squirm. Osama has really put them in an awkward position and I think there's a good chance they'll take the bait.

338 Barrypopik  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:14:56pm

O.T.:

Could Davy Crockett Letter Be A Fake?


Where's LGF when Texas needs it?

339 Pawn of the Oppressor  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:15:23pm

re: #312 Killgore Trout

re: #296 Pawn of the Oppressor

Very good observations I think we're seeing a very interesting development here.

It's not new. I think it's even in the Islamic war manual somewhere.

What shocks me is how flaming stupid you'd have to be to think this is a Bush admin plant, when his propaganda tactics make Bush himself look like some kind of diabolical genius. The man is clearly ignorant of all kinds of things. He fumbles in all areas: economics, politics, statistics, history... Pick one. I though the was college-educated? It reads exactly like what it is: a fumbling screed by an arrogant, under-educated, goat-fucking jerk with a Mohammed complex the size of the mountain he's living on, who's been isolated from the front lines of his "battle" for several years, and dependent on younger people with internet access for news and information.

I'd say Osama's jumped the shark. Of course, the sooner we kill his ratty ass, the better, but I don't see how it would change anything on the ground.

340 inkling  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:15:50pm

re: #258 FlyingTigress

re: #213 inkling


Richard Perle has said that Osama’s beard might be a fake! Based on the video’s content and the latest imaging technology, we’ve created a composite of what a clean-shaven Osama bin Laden might look like.

Someone owes me a new keyboard for that one!

/snort...the highest form of Scandinavian laughter

I'm Finnish and we think snorting is FAR too expressive. I think I heard my grandfather snort once, but he was part Swedish. Those people!

341 Outrider  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:15:59pm

re: #323 Killgore Trout

"To conclude," bin Laden says, "I invite you to embrace Islam." He goes on to say: "There are no taxes in Islam, but rather there is a limited Zakaat [alms] totaling 2.5 percent."


I can't imagine the liberals embracing this concept. Only taking 2.5% of my paycheck?

342 docremulac  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:16:14pm

How about that? It only took this dumbass 6 years to realize the Democrats and liberals were his allies.

By the way, I'm sure this will be great poster material come election time.

Osama sez: "Vote Democrat!"

343 Shr_Nfr  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:16:30pm

re: #323 Killgore Trout

They neglect to mention that that is 2.5% of your total net worth, not income.

344 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:17:57pm

It doesn't matter if the tape is real...the tape itself could only be a go signal.....and we focus on the wrong use of the tape...just saying.

345 R.A.D. Dad  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:18:12pm

O.K. I've seen the video on Hot Air, and I'm even less convinced. He kind of looks like Osama, but he doesn't talk like Osama. He sits there barely moving, glancing down at what appear to be notes on the table. His face is expressionless. Bin Laden has always been fairly animated when he speaks, this guy, I don't know. It just doesn't seem right to me.

I can see where the left wing conspiracy nuts are coming from though, were I them I'd be worried that someone is definitely trying to make them look bad. Thing is, they look bad all on their own. They clearly align themselves with those that hate this nation, it's not unusual that the left and haters outside of the U.S. would echo similar themes.

Part of me does worry that this video is an indication of something very bad on the verge of happening. Of course every year around this time we hear rumors and threats. I'm still hoping we make it through the Bush years with no new attacks on our soil...still I don't see how we can keep dodging the bullet for that long. We've intercepted and foiled plenty of plots, but as it's been said "they only have to get it right once".

346 pdogg  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:18:12pm

Bin Laden wants to lower our taxes even lower than Ron Paul. I wonder if the 2.5% tax includes the dhimmi tax. That's where they get you. It's always those hidden fees.

347 sandspur  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:18:14pm

re: #165 Smilin' Jack

But farm animals will have more to fear ;-)

348 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:18:15pm

re: #343 Shr_Nfr

They also neglect to mention 100% of your soul.

349 maddogg  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:19:14pm

Well Osama endorsed Chumpski? Well thats good enough for me.

I wonder, does anybody on the left ever have second thoughts about how all the sorriest lowlife murderous savages in the shittiest parts of the globe endorse their way of thinking.

My dad always said: "If you want advise, ask somebody that has made something worthwhile of themselves, don't ask some dumb bastard scratching a hole in the ground."

Guess Leftard Dads sperm donors don't hold to that kind of thinking.

350 karmic_inquisitor  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:20:04pm

Haiku for wacademia ...

thought experiment
bin laden gets full tenure
the collective swoons

351 Cap'n DOC  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:20:14pm

re: #323 Killgore Trout

...but rather there is a limited Zakaat [alms] totaling 2.5 percent.

I guess it all depends upon whether or not you consider Zakaat to be alms or taxes, don't it? Damn, I forgot. Just give your 2.5% to the mohammedans, and they'll spend it how they see fit. Since we don't have a whole fat lot of choice how our tax dollars get spent by St. JFK & Associates, it seems like sort of a raw deal to me...

352 southernborn  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:21:33pm

#349 Maddog

Well Osama endorsed Chumpski? Well thats good enough for me.

I wonder, does anybody on the left ever have second thoughts about how all the sorriest lowlife murderous savages in the shittiest parts of the globe endorse their way of thinking.

My dad always said: "If you want advise, ask somebody that has made something worthwhile of themselves, don't ask some dumb bastard scratching a hole in the ground."

Guess Leftard Dads sperm donors don't hold to that kind of thinking.

Yeah it's the same as taking stock buying advice from some old drunk that just climbed out of the dempster dumpster

353 jill e  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:21:47pm

Actually Osama just completed the first of Muhammed's instructions in Sahih Musliim 4294 (Qur’an 9:29) by inviting all the non-Muslims to accept Islam.

Of course, if we refuse the next step is to invite us to enter the Islamic social order by paying the jizya, the non-Muslim poll tax, and accepting subservient status.

And if we refuse both, they get to go to war with us (not that this hasn't already happened).

This is the triple choice of conversion, subjugation or war—founded directly on Muhammad’s words—accepted by all serious and knowledgeable Muslims.

354 Jetpilot1101  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:22:13pm

2.5% of a pile of dogs#!$ is still a pile of dogs#!$. I think that's what you get paid with if you are an infidel living in the caliphate.

355 Highrise  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:22:44pm

Sorry if someone posted this but I never thought I'd be pissed off when someone was asked to cover up...but it just seems too islamist conservative to me (I'd be curious to know the affiliation of the complaining *employee*):

Passenger too sexy to fly southwest and is asked to cover up.

Unbelievable. I saw her outfit, it was NOT obscene!

356 LeftJustAintRight  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:22:58pm

Doesn't anyone see the Irony in the Israeli's keeping Bin-Laden hidden?
Even Saddam let them hang him instead of going to prison in Israel

357 Killgore Trout  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:23:37pm

re: #334 zombie

There's a glitch in the Hot Air video, we'll have to wait to see more. It's slightly fishy but the feds have checked it out and find it to be "recent" and real. You have to read the transcript, I'd love to hear your thoughts.

358 squarepeg  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:24:16pm

re: #334 zombie

It stops on my machine, too. But whose stoppage is it? Ours, or theirs? The voice thing should be resolvable by voice-print technology. I eagerly await official analysis.

359 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:24:50pm

re: #355 Highrise

Sorry if someone posted this but I never thought I'd be pissed off when someone was asked to cover up...but it just seems too islamist conservative to me (I'd be curious to know the affiliation of the complaining *employee*):

Passenger too sexy to fly southwest and is asked to cover up.

Unbelievable. I saw her outfit, it was NOT obscene!

I am offering right now to do whatever it takes to console and comfort this young woman. The horror!

360 NoSubmission  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:25:03pm

I'm not convinced it is bin laden. The side-by-side comparison photo shows a different nose, different eyebrow shapes as well as differences in the shape of his head.

361 OldLineTexan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:25:09pm

We have the technology.

If Fred Astaire can be resurrected digitally, so can Elvis.

Release a video tape of Elvis offering to send Dennis Kucinich and R0n Pa&l to bargain with Osama.

Release a videotape of Osama accepting.

Release another videotape with Osama "vacationing" in Gitmo.

Release another videotape of Osama converting to Scientology.

Keep releasing worsening scenarios until the seething turns to a boil. Make the roaches so made they come out into the light. Then kill them.

I am not joking. We need propaganda.

OldLineTexan

362 Jetpilot1101  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:25:34pm

In my opinion, it looks like UBL has had some sort of stroke. The left side of his face is quite droopy and he doesn't move much on that side. I would say IF that was actually him, he isn't in good shape. The beard job really didn't help out either.

363 Jetpilot1101  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:26:05pm

re: #362 Jetpilot1101

Sorry, I meant the right side of his face.
PIMF

364 southernborn  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:26:07pm

#355 HighRise

Sorry if someone posted this but I never thought I'd be pissed off when someone was asked to cover up...but it just seems too islamist conservative to me (I'd be curious to know the affiliation of the complaining *employee*):

Passenger too sexy to fly southwest and is asked to cover up.

Unbelievable. I saw her outfit, it was NOT obscene!

Must have been a MO on that flight.

365 HDrepub  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:26:10pm

re: #338 Barrypopik

Could Davy Crockett Letter Be A Fake?

Where's LGF when Texas needs it?

It has to be a fake. Every liberal in America knows Davy was born on a mountain top in Tennessee, and was an underprivileged Appalachian- American from a red state who had little or no education.

/sarc

366 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:26:29pm

re: #362 Jetpilot1101

In my opinion, it looks like UBL has had some sort of stroke. The left side of his face is quite droopy and he doesn't move much on that side. I would say IF that was actually him, he isn't in good shape. The beard job really didn't help out either.

Let us hope that only his mortician knows for sure.

367 Bill Amos  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:26:35pm

And the dems still take marching orders from Osama

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

No more Iraq funds without limits: key Democrat By Susan Cornwell

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The No. 2 Democrat in the U.S. Senate said on Friday he could no longer vote for funding the war in Iraq unless restrictions were attached that would begin winding down American involvement there.

“This Congress can’t give President (George W.) Bush another blank check for Iraq,” said Assistant Majority Leader Dick Durbin, who has always opposed the war but until now voted to fund it.

“I can’t support an open-ended appropriation which allows this president to continue this failed policy,” he said in a speech at the left-leaning Center for National Policy.

Durbin, from Illinois, said he and Democratic Sen. Russ Feingold of Wisconsin were working on limits that could be attached to the next war funding bill, such as limiting troops to conducting counterterrorism operations and training Iraqi security forces.

“I believe Congress should strictly tie future funding for the war in Iraq to a new role for our troops there,” he said.

368 OldLineTexan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:26:49pm

re: #361 OldLineTexan

We have the technology.

If Fred Astaire can be resurrected digitally, so can Elvis.

Release a video tape of Elvis offering to send Dennis Kucinich and R0n Pa&l to bargain with Osama.

Release a videotape of Osama accepting.

Release another videotape with Osama "vacationing" in Gitmo.

Release another videotape of Osama converting to Scientology.

Keep releasing worsening scenarios until the seething turns to a boil. Make the roaches so made they come out into the light. Then kill them.

I am not joking. We need propaganda.

OldLineTexan

Repaired a typo.

369 Shr_Nfr  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:27:34pm

re: #297 Sifty

My gut says he has long since shuffled off the mortal coil and is in hell fucking 72 red hot goats. Please remember that this guy needed some pretty sophisticated medical procedures (dialysis) on a routine basis to stay alive. Not the sort of stuff that you find in the tribal areas, but I suppose there is an outside chance they could do it for him, but not likely.

370 Dustyvet  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:27:52pm

re: #290 BuddyG

UBL tapes

Alien sequels

Planet of the Apes sequels

I Love Lucy reruns

Star Trek reruns

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . Enough already !

Gilligan's Island...:P

I dream of Jeannie...:P

The ...oh never mind...:)

371 EC Marm  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:27:54pm

re: #334 zombie
I'm sure it's real. I think OBL is strung out on heroin. His skeleton is compressing. I overlaid a skeleton onto his image this morning and his shoulder blades are almost poking through his robe. Your spine and discs can not compress that much without experiencing agonizing pain. I don't doubt that the recording session had many stops and starts. I would imagine that his height has dropped by more than two inches and his weight is down around 120 pounds. This is OBLs final message.

372 OldLineTexan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:28:02pm

re: #365 HDrepub

re: #338 Barrypopik


Could Davy Crockett Letter Be A Fake?

Where's LGF when Texas needs it?


It has to be a fake. Every liberal in America knows Davy was born on a mountain top in Tennessee, and was an underprivileged Appalachian- American from a red state who had little or no education.

/sarc

It's a "fake" because the revisionist historians have been REALLY busy on the Alamo for several years now, and this is just another round.

OldLineTexan
/or maybe it's a fake

373 FlyingTigress  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:28:57pm

re: #340 inkling

re: #258 FlyingTigress


re: #213 inkling

Richard Perle has said that Osama’s beard might be a fake! Based on the video’s content and the latest imaging technology, we’ve created a composite of what a clean-shaven Osama bin Laden might look like.

Someone owes me a new keyboard for that one!
/snort...the highest form of Scandinavian laughter

I'm Finnish and we think snorting is FAR too expressive. I think I heard my grandfather snort once, but he was part Swedish. Those people!

But, at least we don't use spices in our food. Just lye in our fish.

374 Sizzlack  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:29:17pm

re: #310 insanity police

The Kos Komments saying that Osama became a Republican are pretty pathetic.

They are saying the tape is from the CIA, or the RNC, etc...

I didn't know so many of my fellow Americans are conspiracy nut cases.

its pretty pathetic how many of them are so quick to write off almost everything that relates to terrorism
Bust in Germany? Must be a scandal they need to cover up
Bin Laden tape? must be the RNC getting ready for 2008

and then of course when something actually does happen....you know whos gonna get ALL the blame from them
GW Bush

375 Jetpilot1101  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:29:20pm

re: #361 OldLineTexan

Does that mean he has to shake hands with Tom Cruise?

376 father_of_10  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:29:28pm

Saying that Bush is incapable of fighting this war because OBL makes another video from his hidden cave somewhere on the Afghan/Paki border is sooo funny! That is the best they have? OBL is scared to death! He is living like a rat in a cave, scared of the USA. He is only capable of maybe one video a year?!?!?!? My 12 year old can make a dozen videos a month if she wanted to! Is OBL so marginalized that he can't put his propaganda out on Youtube on a regular basis? I think he is better than dead . . . he's living in dirt and squalor so far back in the rocks that he can't effectively communicate to hardly anyone! How can we assume he is leading his fight when he is so incapable of communicating at all?

Note to US Special Forces: Look for really tall gruff sounding women in bhurkas living in VERY remote caves eating rats and bugs . . . that is where OBL is.

377 Highrise  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:29:45pm

re: #364 southernborn

Must have been a MO on that flight.

It does make me wonder. When I first heard of this *asking the woman to go cover up*, I actually thought I'd see a gal that was pressing it and either wore a bikini or wearing lingerie.

Then when I saw her walking on Fox news...I was like..uhh...she looks normal. The offended person was probably having a hard time controlling his erection...bastard.

378 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:30:06pm

re: #367 Bill Amos

Translation:

"Gawddamn it! Why haven't we lost the war and been humiliated yet! Can't the Democrats even lose a war anymore?! Do we need to import some French politicians in order to lose this thing?! What the hell is going on that we can't lose this thing!?"

379 OldLineTexan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:30:14pm

re: #375 Jetpilot1101

re: #361 OldLineTexan

Does that mean he has to shake hands with Tom Cruise?

Worse, John Travolta. And, no new South Park episode.

OldLineTexan

380 JimmyTheClaw  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:30:21pm

re: #297 Sifty

re: #291 justacanuck

I'm hoping that this new communique has with it some clues as to Osamalamadingdong's whereabouts. I'll gleefully dance on the day LGF has a post up titled Osama Bin Fubar!

An Osama dead pool anyone? My gut right now seems to be saying March '08.

October '08. Fred Thompson presents his head on a platter to the moderator at the last presidential debate and then walks silently off the stage.

lol that would be great or have patreus do it to the congress critters next week while stating lookee what we found in iraq

381 rab3  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:30:38pm

re: #369 Shr_Nfr

re: #297 Sifty

My gut says he has long since shuffled off the mortal coil and is in hell fucking 72 red hot goats. Please remember that this guy needed some pretty sophisticated medical procedures (dialysis) on a routine basis to stay alive. Not the sort of stuff that you find in the tribal areas, but I suppose there is an outside chance they could do it for him, but not likely.

I believe that the dialysis thing is some what of an urban legend. I heard Lawrence Wright, who wrote the Looming Tower, say that it was not true. Not super tall either.

382 Pawn of the Oppressor  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:30:47pm

re: #78 Fjordman

Chomsky is the ultimate suicide Jew.

Is that like INXS' "Suicide Blonde", but more political?

ba-da-da da da, sui-i-ci-ide Jew...

LOL

383 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:31:09pm

re: #360 NoSubmission

I'm not convinced it is bin laden. The side-by-side comparison photo shows a different nose, different eyebrow shapes as well as differences in the shape of his head.


I don't see that well, but look at his eyebrows, especially the left one. Compare them. And the pattern of growth of his beard. I agree his nose looks a little different as well as the creases around his nose.

384 Ojoe  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:31:17pm

re: #377 Highrise

It is 93 degrees F in San Diego, I wouldn't wear very much either.

385 Ojoe  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:31:56pm

re: #383 newsjunkie_ky

Somebody punched his nose?

386 Trent_Boyett  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:32:47pm

I'm glad OBL is worried about global warming too.

His speech reads like a Democratic fund raising pamphlet.

387 squarepeg  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:32:51pm

re: #360 NoSubmission

It's the eyebrows that does it for me. It simply can't be the same guy, unless Osama hired a very skilled cosmetician to give him a more interesting arch.

I was sure it was him until that photo comparison.

388 savage_nation[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:33:27pm
389 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:33:36pm

My gut feeling/paranoid conspiracy theory has always been that he was in Europe. It's where homicidal genocidal fat-cats go for asylum. Kinda like Cannes for killers.

390 OldLineTexan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:34:01pm

re: #384 Ojoe

re: #377 Highrise

It is 93 degrees F in San Diego, I wouldn't wear very much either.

You get on a plane dressed like that, I'm complaining.

OldLineTexan
/she's OK

391 Jetpilot1101  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:34:13pm

re: #383 newsjunkie_ky

He is still wearing the same clothes from 2004. He must smell pretty bad.

392 Bill Amos  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:34:15pm

Fred Thompsons reply to this

Fred thompson. “Osama in Afganistan isnt the threat its Al Qaeda in America we must worry about”

The former Tennessee senator and actor argued that “bin Laden is more symbolism than anything else. I think it demonstrates to people once again that we’re in a global war.”

Thompson said the al-Qaida leader and the Iraq war must be seen as part of the larger war on terrorism.

“It’s one that bin Laden and people like him are heading up and we need to catch him and we surely need to deal with him, but if he disappeared tomorrow we still have this problem. If Iraq disappeared tomorrow, we’d still have this problem,” Thompson said.

[Link: abcnews.go.com...]

393 zombie  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:34:23pm

re: #357 Killgore Trout

re: #334 zombie

There's a glitch in the Hot Air video, we'll have to wait to see more. It's slightly fishy but the feds have checked it out and find it to be "recent" and real. You have to read the transcript, I'd love to hear your thoughts.

Reading the full transcript won't do me any good unless I know who's saying it. So it's full of leftist talking points and a couple of semi-recent current even citations. i want to see those exact portions of the tape. The other 95% could be bin Laden talking in 2004 for all I know.

I have a copy of a free downloaded program called "Amadeus." It's a sound-editing program. With near-professional level capabilities. I have no real use for it, but have fiddled with it before, and it's astounding what is possible -- the insertion of words or the removal of words from a sentence absolutely seamlessly, if you have the patience. They could have spliced in the handful of current-events citations, and it would NOT be noticeable audio-wise if done well enough; all we'd have to debunk it is to see if if matched the lip movements precisely.

394 OldLineTexan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:34:31pm

re: #390 OldLineTexan

re: #384 Ojoe


re: #377 Highrise

It is 93 degrees F in San Diego, I wouldn't wear very much either.


You get on a plane dressed like that, I'm complaining.

OldLineTexan
/she's OK

? unless you're a pretty girl, too?

395 jenv  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:35:35pm

re: #18 ArcherB

What does it tell you when the number one terrorist in the world is saying the exact same thing you've been saying for the past seven years.


If you're a liberal, it tells you you're right!

396 rab3  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:35:41pm

re: #391 Jetpilot1101

re: #383 newsjunkie_ky

He is still wearing the same clothes from 2004. He must smell pretty bad.

Ass hats never smells good.

397 Pawn of the Oppressor  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:35:47pm

You folks swearing it isn't him in the video are bonkers. He looks fatigued and he's had a haircut, that's the only difference. Y'all are literally chasing shadows.

398 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:36:03pm

Could it be a son or brother? I know two brothers that if you didn't see them you wouldn't know which one was talking. Only difference one is shorter than the other.

399 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:36:06pm

Osama wants the lefties to embrace Islam due to the number of effeminate and gay men in the leftist ranks. Since Islam forbids sex with women before marriage, the Dem "men" will suffice until then.

400 xenophobic  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:36:39pm

I found it ironic that fark.com calls littlegreenfootballs racist /hitlers etc but look at the good time they're having at the expensive of a missing girl:

[Link: forums.fark.com...]

complete with picture manipulations of the girl missing, making fun of black girls names and references to 'zebra' for half-cast girls.

/but it's only a laugh
fark.com

401 bulwrk  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:36:43pm

re: #373 FlyingTigress


I've done my own composite of a beardless bin laden

402 rab3  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:36:47pm

re: #399 Hard Right

Osama wants the lefties to embrace Islam due to the number of effeminate and gay men in the leftist ranks. Since Islam forbids sex with women before marriage, the Dem "men" will suffice until then.

WOW.

403 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:36:52pm
Islam-Sweden-Ambassadors
Ambassadors of Islamic countries in Stockholm, in a letter to Swedish Prime Minister Fredrik Reinfeldt, urged him to act on publishing insulting articles and cartoons against Islamic sanctities.

According to IRNA, in the letter, the ambassadors have appreciated Reinfeldt for his attention to the issue and have told him that they share his views on mutual respect between cultures and religions.

The letter went on to say, "It is highly regrettable that the accepted principles of freedom of expression and press are used to assault the beliefs of over 1 billion and 3 hundred million Muslims of the world."

[Link: www2.irna.com...]

404 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:36:53pm

re: #377 Highrise

My guess is that a gay man (nttawwt) was jealous of her shoes. They can be quite catty when out dressed.

405 yochanan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:36:56pm

re: #378 Sifty


ROFLM(TOUCKAS)O

406 Jetpilot1101  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:37:20pm

re: #396 rab3

Point taken. Do you think there is a tin foil hat underneath that turban?

407 zombie  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:37:47pm

re: #397 Pawn of the Oppressor

You folks swearing it isn't him in the video are bonkers. He looks fatigued and he's had a haircut, that's the only difference. Y'all are literally chasing shadows.

It's him all right -- but it is him now? It could be an old video of him with doctored audio.

408 EC Marm  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:37:50pm

The difference in the nose is caused by time. The nose cartilage will continue to grow even into old age. Look at a picture of a young Jimmy Durante against when he was older. The outfit he is wearing in the two images IS different. Note the brown stripe near the shoulders in the more recent picture.

409 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:37:53pm

re: #392 Bill Amos

Fred Thompsons reply to this

Fred thompson. “Osama in Afganistan isnt the threat its Al Qaeda in America we must worry about”

The former Tennessee senator and actor argued that “bin Laden is more symbolism than anything else. I think it demonstrates to people once again that we’re in a global war.”

Thompson said the al-Qaida leader and the Iraq war must be seen as part of the larger war on terrorism.

“It’s one that bin Laden and people like him are heading up and we need to catch him and we surely need to deal with him, but if he disappeared tomorrow we still have this problem. If Iraq disappeared tomorrow, we’d still have this problem,” Thompson said.

[Link: abcnews.go.com...]

Excellent answer Fred. OK, I'm going back on the Fredwagon. "Better Fred, than dead".

410 maddogg  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:37:59pm

re: #355 Highrise

Damn! Highrise, I'd have been preying she was gonna get the seat next to my own lecherous self:)

411 Killgore Trout  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:38:16pm

re: #333 Sifty

Osamanomics!


That's funny.

412 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:38:52pm

I wonder if an attack occurs....will people argue over the tape?.....the message of the tape is all that matters....the message is convert to Islam or else.

413 dak  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:38:55pm
Bush is not capable of fighting this war on terror, since the leader is still at large!

By the same logic, neither is Bin Laden, since Bush is still alive.

But amonght the list of the dead, we can list Saddam Hussein and a couple of layers of the leaders of Al Quaeda's Iraq leadership.

Not bad.

A Chomski fan? I'm sure the admiration is mutual.

414 Piglet-U93  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:39:07pm

re: #353 jill e

Actually Osama just completed the first of Muhammed's instructions in Sahih Musliim 4294 (Qur’an 9:29) by inviting all the non-Muslims to accept Islam.

Of course, if we refuse the next step is to invite us to enter the Islamic social order by paying the jizya, the non-Muslim poll tax, and accepting subservient status.

And if we refuse both, they get to go to war with us (not that this hasn't already happened).

This is the triple choice of conversion, subjugation or war—founded directly on Muhammad’s words—accepted by all serious and knowledgeable Muslims.

To complete the rules: those who are neither Jew or Christian have only two choices convert or die.

415 Pawn of the Oppressor  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:40:18pm

re: #407 zombie

It's him all right -- but it is him now? It could be an old video of him with doctored audio.

Indeed. That's the part the CIA/NSA usually analyzes, I believe.

Historically the audio quality from his tapes has been pretty crummy. You'd think they could get better equipment, with all that heroin money and proximity to Asian black markets?

416 Jetpilot1101  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:40:38pm

re: #414 Piglet-U93
...and if you are a Jew or a Christian, you only have one choice, DIE!

417 Thanos  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:40:40pm

It's him as far as I can tell, notable facial features in both match including cheekbone shape and high, facial creases, noseline and shape, eye socket depth, eye socket width, shape of brow ridge, etc. It's him ... but is it a recent him as Zombie suggests?
I am thinking it is recent.

418 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:40:53pm

re: #404 Sifty

re: #377 Highrise

My guess is that a gay man (nttawwt) was jealous of her shoes. They can be quite catty when out dressed.

could have been a burqa wearing woman, whose man was getting turned on.

419 OldLineTexan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:41:18pm

re: #415 Pawn of the Oppressor

re: #407 zombie

It's him all right -- but it is him now? It could be an old video of him with doctored audio.

Indeed. That's the part the CIA/NSA usually analyzes, I believe.

Historically the audio quality from his tapes has been pretty crummy. You'd think they could get better equipment, with all that heroin money and proximity to Asian black markets?

I'm thinking where he's at, access to electricity is not all that easy.

OldLineTexan

420 rab3  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:41:28pm

re: #406 Jetpilot1101

re: #396 rab3

Point taken. Do you think there is a tin foil hat underneath that turban?

That or a rats nest.

421 Sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:42:03pm

Alas, I must away. Need some cornbread, sweet tea, and fried chicken to refill the SnarkoTron.


Check in on you crazy cats after supper.

422 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:42:22pm

re: #414 Piglet-U93

re: #353 jill e


Actually Osama just completed the first of Muhammed's instructions in Sahih Musliim 4294 (Qur’an 9:29) by inviting all the non-Muslims to accept Islam.

Of course, if we refuse the next step is to invite us to enter the Islamic social order by paying the jizya, the non-Muslim poll tax, and accepting subservient status.

And if we refuse both, they get to go to war with us (not that this hasn't already happened).

This is the triple choice of conversion, subjugation or war—founded directly on Muhammad’s words—accepted by all serious and knowledgeable Muslims.


To complete the rules: those who are neither Jew or Christian have only two choices convert or die.


But in the end...only Muslims will live......

Qur'an:8:39 "So fight them until there is no more Fitnah (disbelief [non-Muslims]) and all submit to the religion of Allah alone (in the whole world)."
423 southernborn  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:42:28pm

Folks if Elvis can be seen in a tape singing side by side with his daughter and you can barely tell the difference. they can fake this. and i think they have. BIN LADEN IS BIN DEAD and rotted

424 Jetpilot1101  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:42:46pm

re: #419 OldLineTexan

I suppose UBL could pray to allah and he could conjure up a generator or two. Guess allah and the big mo don't care too much about their followers.

425 Piglet-U93  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:44:17pm

re: #416 Jetpilot1101

re: #414 Piglet-U93
...and if you are a Jew or a Christian, you only have one choice, DIE!

If you are referring to real Jews and Christians you are right. Those not strong in their faith will either convert or submit.

426 OldLineTexan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:44:26pm

re: #424 Jetpilot1101

re: #419 OldLineTexan

I suppose UBL could pray to allah and he could conjure up a generator or two. Guess allah and the big mo don't care too much about their followers.

I wouldn't expect Jesus to give me a generator.

At least not in a flash of light, magic kind of way.

OldLineTexan

427 NY Nana  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:44:37pm

OT: Laura Bush will have surgery tomorrow (minimally invasive) for a pinched nerve. Probably why she didn't go to Australia.

Hope she has a full recovery.

428 Jetpilot1101  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:44:41pm

re: #421 Sifty
I myself will be eating pork this evening in celebration of UBL's new video. I shall then take a satisfying crap on a koran and wipe my ass with a turban. I shall do this all while facing mecca.

Come on CAIR, sue me...I dare you!

429 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:45:25pm

re: #423 southernborn

Folks if Elvis can be seen in a tape singing side by side with his daughter and you can barely tell the difference. they can fake this. and i think they have. BIN LADEN IS BIN DEAD and rotted

It doesn't matter....the message of the tape is convert to Islam or else...this is not about bin Laden...Islam is fighting all over the world...bin Laden is a Muslim....he is not ISLAM.

430 OldLineTexan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:45:51pm

re: #428 Jetpilot1101

re: #421 Sifty
I myself will be eating pork this evening in celebration of UBL's new video. I shall then take a satisfying crap on a koran and wipe my ass with a turban. I shall do this all while facing mecca.

Come on CAIR, sue me...I dare you!

OK, so which genius has started marketing appropriately-printed toilet paper? You know what I mean.

OldLineTexan

431 rab3  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:46:31pm

re: #425 Piglet-U93

re: #416 Jetpilot1101

re: #414 Piglet-U93
...and if you are a Jew or a Christian, you only have one choice, DIE!

If you are referring to real Jews and Christians you are right. Those not strong in their faith will either convert or submit.

That means a lot of Prayer rugs for Democrats. Oh and a compass to know which way mecca is.

432 Jetpilot1101  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:46:46pm

re: #430 OldLineTexan

I got my TP free of charge direct from CAIR.

433 hous bin pharteen  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:47:27pm

re: #409 newsjunkie_ky

He has that Reagan quality of talking to the folks like one of them.
Plain spoken. Clearly outlines his ideas.
It is early now of course, but I see signs that Hilary may be in a world of hurt.

434 Piglet-U93  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:48:08pm

re: #422 storagemanager

re: #414 Piglet-U93

re: #353 jill e


Actually Osama just completed the first of Muhammed's instructions in Sahih Musliim 4294 (Qur’an 9:29) by inviting all the non-Muslims to accept Islam. Of course, if we refuse the next step is to invite us to enter the Islamic social order by paying the jizya, the non-Muslim poll tax, and accepting subservient status.

And if we refuse both, they get to go to war with us (not that this hasn't already happened).

This is the triple choice of conversion, subjugation or war—founded directly on Muhammad’s words—accepted by all serious and knowledgeable Muslims.


To complete the rules: those who are neither Jew or Christian have only two choices convert or die.


But in the end...only Muslims will live......


Qur'an:8:39 "So fight them until there is no more Fitnah (disbelief [non-Muslims]) and all submit to the religion of Allah alone (in the whole world)."

Well, that is their goal but it does not mean they will be successful. It is my belief that no country can survive with Muslim presence. They will eventually rule if NOT expelled. Islam cannot be reformed and cannot be saved from itself. It is them or us in the end. God help us all.

435 mich-again  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:48:15pm

I'm not convinced thats OBL. As for Spencer's comment...

I am not impressed. I think it makes him look like an aging lounge lizard.

Ummm, how does Spencer know what the aging lizards in the LGF lounge look like?

436 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:48:47pm

re: #431 rab3

re: #425 Piglet-U93


re: #416 Jetpilot1101

re: #414 Piglet-U93
...and if you are a Jew or a Christian, you only have one choice, DIE!

If you are referring to real Jews and Christians you are right. Those not strong in their faith will either convert or submit.

That means a lot of Prayer rugs for Democrats. Oh and a compass to know which way mecca is.


They will convert or die.........

Ishaq:324 "He said, ‘Fight them so that there is no more rebellion, and religion, all of it, is for Allah only. Allah must have no rivals.'"
437 Highrise  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:48:59pm

re: #428 Jetpilot1101

re: #421 Sifty
I myself will be eating pork this evening in celebration of UBL's new video. I shall then take a satisfying crap on a koran and wipe my ass with a turban. I shall do this all while facing mecca.

Come on CAIR, sue me...I dare you!

Ouch those are very painful. I wonder if she went to a chiropractor first...a good one. I had one and a chiropractor fixed me within 3 sessions. If I wasn't shy, I swear I'd have given him a kiss on his cheek to show such appreciation. Once you start surgeries on that stuff, it can be nasty :( .

438 rab3  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:49:10pm

re: #432 Jetpilot1101

re: #430 OldLineTexan

I got my TP free of charge direct from CAIR.

Can play saduko on mine.

439 doppelganglander  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:49:19pm

I am not convinced it is genuine. The outfit that's identical to the 2004 video, the obviously fake beard -- maybe it's archive footage re-edited, with new audio (perhaps by his son). I'm reserving judgment.

440 jenv  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:49:21pm

re: #107 galloping granny

re: #71 EC Marm

I have a question - waving hand in air:

If we all convert to islam, where there are no taxes . . . just WHO is going to work to support us all? Obviously not all the men down at the mosque 5 times a day!


Unbelievers, who pay "jizya" at ruinous rates that make them virtual slaves. In times past, Islamic rulers would occasionally prohibit conversion to Islam because doing so would destroy the tax base.

441 hous bin pharteen  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:49:48pm

Fuck Osama.
Fuck the Jihad.
Its time for the FNDT.

I toast our troops putting their butts on the line for us back here at home.

442 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:50:23pm

re: #434 Piglet-U93
I agree....the big war has not started yet.

443 rab3  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:50:35pm

re: #432 Jetpilot1101

re: #430 OldLineTexan

I got my TP free of charge direct from CAIR.

German Who Created Koran Toilet Paper Convicted

by Jim Kouri - A German citizen was convicted of insulting the Islamic holy book by printing the word "Koran" repeatedly along toilet paper. The man ended up with a suspended sentence of one year in prison and was ordered to perform 300 hours of community service.

444 savage_nation[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:50:35pm
445 rab3  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:51:55pm

Here is a roll for anyone who needs it.

446 Highrise  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:52:15pm

re: #437 Highrise

Uhh my reply was to NYnana 427..wth did it quote and reply jetpilot?

447 hous bin pharteen  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:52:24pm

re: #444 savage_nation

Hi Savage.
What god forsaken corner of the country are you holed up in now?

448 Dianna  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:52:40pm

re: #355 Highrise

The picture failed to show that she wasn't wearing any underwear.

449 perlster  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:52:43pm

"The video appeared to have been recently made, since bin Laden refers to the Democratic Party's congressional victory in last fall's election and to French President Nicolas Sarkozy, who was elected in May."

450 Iron Fist  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:53:18pm

Isn't it so nice of our enemies to stand up for their allies. Ole Sammy is standing up for the Democrats, and the Democrats are standing up for him and the Jihad. Was it only yesterday that Chuckie Schumer was crowing about the fighting prowess of the Mujahadeen (or calling the Marines wimps; but he "supports the troops!").

Don't you know that the moment we lop off Ole Sammy's smelly head, the same people who point towards our incapacity to finding him proved their invincibility will loudly proclaim that "he was only one man".

451 OldLineTexan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:53:46pm

re: #443 rab3

re: #432 Jetpilot1101


re: #430 OldLineTexan

I got my TP free of charge direct from CAIR.


German Who Created Koran Toilet Paper Convicted

by Jim Kouri - A German citizen was convicted of insulting the Islamic holy book by printing the word "Koran" repeatedly along toilet paper. The man ended up with a suspended sentence of one year in prison and was ordered to perform 300 hours of community service.

The judge assisted by lay assessors found him guilty under a part of the German penal code that makes it punishable to "insult confessions, religious communities or groups promoting a special world view." The maximum penalty available was three years in jail.

Well, that's Deutschland, and Ich bin nach Berlin nicht. It must be legal to insult religious beliefs in the US, I see Christians and Jews insulted on TV, print media, etc., daily. Now if I just had a toilet paper printer.

OldLineTexan

452 Highrise  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:54:14pm

re: #439 doppelganglander

I am not convinced it is genuine. The outfit that's identical to the 2004 video, the obviously fake beard -- maybe it's archive footage re-edited, with new audio (perhaps by his son). I'm reserving judgment.


same.

453 Piglet-U93  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:54:53pm

re: #445 rab3

Here is a roll for anyone who needs it.

I only use it to clean up after the dog. I wouldn't let the word Allah or Mohammad touch my ass.

454 savage_nation[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:55:01pm
455 Highrise  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:55:36pm

re: #448 Dianna

re: #355 Highrise

The picture failed to show that she wasn't wearing any underwear.


THe complaint was about her outfit, not lack thereof :)

456 BrianA  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:56:22pm

Wow! Chomsky earning the praise of OBL. Something to make a Jewish mother proud.
/as she weeps in her grave

It's come time, kill or be killed. I urge all Lizards to exercise their 2nd Amendment right and start packing some heat. I'm headed for the gun show tomorrow. Do not expect this government to protect you and your family whether Rep. or Dem.

The enemy is already here, ready and waiting.

457 commander_vimes  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:56:46pm

re: #448 Dianna

re: #355 Highrise

The picture failed to show that she wasn't wearing any underwear.

I fail to see the....uh....problem

458 rab3  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:57:06pm

re: #451 OldLineTexan

re: #443 rab3

re: #432 Jetpilot1101


re: #430 OldLineTexanI got my TP free of charge direct from CAIR.


German Who Created Koran Toilet Paper Convicted


by Jim Kouri - A German citizen was convicted of insulting the Islamic holy book by printing the word "Koran" repeatedly along toilet paper. The man ended up with a suspended sentence of one year in prison and was ordered to perform 300 hours of community service.
The judge assisted by lay assessors found him guilty under a part of the German penal code that makes it punishable to "insult confessions, religious communities or groups promoting a special world view." The maximum penalty available was three years in jail.

Well, that's Deutschland, and Ich bin nach Berlin nicht. It must be legal to insult religious beliefs in the US, I see Christians and Jews insulted on TV, print media, etc., daily. Now if I just had a toilet paper printer.

OldLineTexan

As long as it is aimed at a Christian, or a Jew, have at. If you insult a Muslim, duck and cover, more that just seething coming your way.

459 yochanan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:57:37pm

[Link: www.suntimes.com...]

ILL. GOV. HAS CONVICTED TERRORIST AS CHIEF OF STAFF.

BUCK FLAGO

460 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:58:02pm

It does not matter if he is dead or alive....Islam did not end with the death Seyyed Ruhollah Musavi Khomeini and it will not end with the death of bin Laden....don't take your eyes off the enemy.

461 rab3  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:58:05pm

re: #453 Piglet-U93

re: #445 rab3

Here is a roll for anyone who needs it.

I only use it to clean up after the dog. I wouldn't let the word Allah or Mohammad touch my ass.

Nice point. It would definitely cause a rash on the ass of us infidels.

462 Highrise  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:58:06pm

re: #457 commander_vimes


There isn't a problem. I would bet some money that this was an islamist that had the problem.

No where did southwest say a damn thing about lack of underwear..so unless there is a linky to prove that..I maintain that southwest was freakish to do what they did.

463 savage_nation[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:58:17pm
464 Killgore Trout  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:58:17pm

Well, this didn't take long.....
Osama bin Laden Lectures Us: Dems are Ineffectual


How disgusting: to be lectured by a mass murderer, the one who killed thousands of our citizens. He does make the point, though, that we want the war to end, and it has not ended. Why?
....
I also think (and I don't care if it is tinfoil time) that many of our reps have someone holding something over their heads (FISA, anyone?) Or cowardice. Pick a, b or c. Any of them suck. We are not being represented.

How sad that a mass murderer of my fellow Americans is pointing this out. How tragic that he is saying what people here tell us not to say: our democracy is really in need of an overhaul.

So it begins......

465 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:58:40pm

re: #413 dak

...A Chomski fan? I'm sure the admiration is mutual.

That's what I was thinking. I'm betting his pants are sticky over the "compliment".

466 stuiec  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:58:44pm

re: #219 theheat

Other than the fact OBL is extremely annoying, does it really matter whether he's alive or dead? Certainly the entire terrorist movement doesn't hinge on his existence. Obviously, if he really is dead, terrorism is alive and well without him. What is he, one millionth of a percent of the terrorist population?

His annual videos are like bad reruns. He's old news, boring, yesterday, so not happening any more. He's like a D-lister trying to get some face time.

He's one guy. One guy I don't give a shit about any more.

I agree. OBL is a brand name, like KFC. And the death of Col. Sanders didn't end KFC. In fact, Heublein Corp. almost ran KFC into the ground during Sanders' lifetime. The fates of Osama Bin Laden and his al-Qaeda movement are two separate, though related, things.

467 yochanan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:58:57pm

re: #458 rab3

I wonder what a koran would due to hemoriods?

468 AmericanGirl  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:59:02pm

I wonder if that Adam Gadahn moron is writing his stuff for him? I find it hard to believe that OBL could have this sort of grasp of American Lefty propaganda.

469 savage_nation[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:59:40pm
470 Piglet-U93  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:59:44pm

re: #451 OldLineTexan

re: #443 rab3

re: #432 Jetpilot1101


re: #430 OldLineTexanI got my TP free of charge direct from CAIR.


German Who Created Koran Toilet Paper Convicted


by Jim Kouri - A German citizen was convicted of insulting the Islamic holy book by printing the word "Koran" repeatedly along toilet paper. The man ended up with a suspended sentence of one year in prison and was ordered to perform 300 hours of community service.
The judge assisted by lay assessors found him guilty under a part of the German penal code that makes it punishable to "insult confessions, religious communities or groups promoting a special world view." The maximum penalty available was three years in jail.

Well, that's Deutschland, and Ich bin nach Berlin nicht. It must be legal to insult religious beliefs in the US, I see Christians and Jews insulted on TV, print media, etc., daily. Now if I just had a toilet paper printer.

OldLineTexan

I believe the confiscated product was sold to Kerbistan for public restroom use and they don't read English or Arabic so no one noticed.

471 NY Nana  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 2:59:49pm

re: #437 Highrise

They gave no further info..it was a bulletin on the local 5-6:30 PM news...

She is everything that Shrillary is not and never will be: a true lady.

Speaking of the devil Billaries? Chance of a lifetime for Shrillary supporters! A dinner with them../probably Chinese food.

And you can always Hsu if there is any spoiled food or lead paint on the plates!

472 Highrise  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:01:12pm

re: #471 NY Nana

As far as I'm concerned..and as pissed off at the border situation as I am, the Bush's have restored dignity to the whitehouse. Clinton made it a whorehouse and it was embarrassing frankly.

God bless her and her husband.

473 OldLineTexan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:01:25pm

re: #458 rab3

re: #451 OldLineTexan


re: #443 rab3

re: #432 Jetpilot1101

re: #430 OldLineTexanI got my TP free of charge direct from CAIR.

German Who Created Koran Toilet Paper Convicted

by Jim Kouri - A German citizen was convicted of insulting the Islamic holy book by printing the word "Koran" repeatedly along toilet paper. The man ended up with a suspended sentence of one year in prison and was ordered to perform 300 hours of community service.

The judge assisted by lay assessors found him guilty under a part of the German penal code that makes it punishable to "insult confessions, religious communities or groups promoting a special world view." The maximum penalty available was three years in jail.

Well, that's Deutschland, and Ich bin nach Berlin nicht. It must be legal to insult religious beliefs in the US, I see Christians and Jews insulted on TV, print media, etc., daily. Now if I just had a toilet paper printer.

OldLineTexan


As long as it is aimed at a Christian, or a Jew, have at. If you insult a Muslim, duck and cover, more that just seething coming your way.

If I print "Koran" along a roll of toilet paper like he did, I won't be popular with a certain segment of the populace (Muslims, Dems, LLL, moonbats, Rosie, morons), but I won't have the Feds on me. If there is a law in the United States such as the one in Germany, I have never heard of it.

If there are such laws, I want to know, because they will be used for dhimmification. I appreciate your help.

OldLineTexan
/not that my ignorance of the law is an excuse

474 commander_vimes  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:01:52pm

re: #462 Highrise

re: #457 commander_vimes


There isn't a problem. I would bet some money that this was an islamist that had the problem.

No where did southwest say a damn thing about lack of underwear..so unless there is a linky to prove that..I maintain that southwest was freakish to do what they did.

Didn't the stews for southwest use to wear less than that? Talk about friendly skies.

475 Merovign  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:02:22pm

Right now, all of this is actually very scary. It should be funny, but we don't have the perspective yet.

We have the MSM playing interference for the Dems, who are playing interference for the jihadis.

The jihadis seem to be holding their ground, or even gaining ground (particularly in Europe), but one simple fact shows them to be the losing side, already.

They are willing to offer their lives for their cause. We are capable of taking what they offer.

The truly sad fact is that it will probably take a lot more bloodshed before the Western "tipping point" is reached. More likely in Europe than the US, but who can tell.

And the screaming and pissing political games are depressing, but short term. I just try to look at things long term.

Long term, my concern is that the "Islamic cycle" of moderation (or recrescence, at least) and radicalization will just repeat itself every so many hundreds of years.

That and the fact that we'll likely never run out of useful idiots, though hopefully it will go back out of fashion.

476 rab3  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:02:57pm

re: #467 yochanan

re: #458 rab3

I wonder what a koran would due to hemoriods?

Are these infidel hemorrhoids?

477 JimmyTheClaw  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:02:57pm

[Link: sweetness-light.com...]

Pastor: Korean Hostage was Killed for Refusing to Convert to Islam

The youth pastor who was leading the group of 23 South Korean aid volunteers in Afghanistan was killed for refusing to convert to Islam, the head pastor of the church revealed after the final 19 former hostages arrived home.

by Eric Young, Christian Today Correspondent

The youth pastor who was leading the group of 23 South Korean aid volunteers in Afghanistan was killed for refusing to convert to Islam, the head pastor of the church revealed after the final 19 former hostages arrived home.

“Among the 19 hostages who returned on the second (of September), some were asked by the Taliban to convert and when they rejected, they were assaulted and severely beaten,” reported Park Eun-jo, pastor of the hostages’ home church, Saemmul Presbyterian Church in Bundang, just south of the South Korean capital Seoul.

“I heard from the hostages that they were threatened with death,” he added, according to Christian Today Korea. “Especially it is known that the reason Pastor Bae Hyung-kyu was murdered was because he refused the Taliban’s demand to convert.”

A hospital chief also said on Monday that some of the five South Korean men freed from captivity last week reported being beaten by their Taliban abductors for refusing to convert to Islam and for protecting their female colleagues.

“We found through medical checks that some male hostages were beaten,” Cha Seung-gyun told reporters, according to Agence France-Presse.

“They said they were beaten at first for refusing to take part in Islamic prayers or for rejecting a demand to convert.”

Meanwhile, medical examinations showed no signs that the last 12 women were raped and none reported being sexually harassed despite reports from the first two released hostages – both women – who said they were repeatedly raped by their captors, according to an ABC News report on Saturday.

Mirajuddin Pathan, the governor of Ghazni province, had also said he received reports that “various Taliban commanders were fighting over the women hostages” and that “[t]hey were abused over and over“, according to ABC News.

Although Park had heard that some of the female hostages were in danger of being raped, he said they were able to “overcome the crisis” through strong resistance.

Furthermore, at least two male hostages were beaten or threatened with death when they refused to leave behind female hostages, according to hospital chief Cha.

While all the men were said to have fully recovered and now show no external signs of their beating, Cha reported that six or seven female hostages show symptoms of insomnia and depression and continue to worry about their lives even after returning to Korea. Moreover, some of the patients are still suffering from shock after hearing about the deaths of two of their male colleagues.

The hospital chief predicts that the former hostages will need about two weeks of treatment...

Horrible. But not surprising, with these Muslim monsters.

But this too will be ignored by our watchdog media.

478 savage_nation[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:03:01pm
479 MandyManners  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:03:20pm

re: #467 yochanan

re: #458 rab3

I wonder what a koran would due to hemoriods?

Rub one on Ted Kennedy: he's a walking-and-talking 'roid.

480 Christinewjc  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:03:26pm

I find it odd that Osama Bin Hidin’ (who I actually believe has Bin Dead for quite a while now) still talks about Donald Rumsfeld as Sec. of Defense and doesn’t even mention Robert Gates who was nominated (and subsequently confirmed) back in November of 2006.

I wonder. Is it just a coincidence that Osama rama ding dong was rumored to be dead around the same time?

I read the entire transcript (found via Hot Air) and there is nothing in there that could not have been recorded earlier. In fact, it appeared to be a rambling piece of propaganda and most of it could have been recorded over a year ago.

Since we don’t actually hear Bin Laden’s voice (which is a wise move by the media, btw), could the one paragraph that discusses Brown and Sarkozy have been added by someone else? If that were found to be true, would our government be better off telling us about it or keeping it classified? Hmmm....

And...don’t even let me get started on Bin Lunatic's stupid rant at the end where he claims that Jesus is a “prophet of allah” and Jesus and Mary are mentioned in the “nobel” (more accurately, some sections plagiarized from the Bible) Quran.

What a propagandist piece of s**t that is!

Sorry. It makes me angry when terrorist leaders talk about Jesus as if they had any clue regarding the truth!

I am honored, actually, to be a part of the “neoconservatives” that such filthy terrorists hate.

P.S. The rabid, liberal left lunatics must be so proud to have some of their "members" (i.e. Chomsky) be mentioned in this latest bizarre piece of "hate America first" propaganda. As some bloggers have already mentioned, the rant sounds like it came from the likes of a Daily Kos post!

Savage is correct. Liberalism is a mental disorder.

What's worse is realizing that filthy terrorists can relate to the democrat mindset and fool them into doing things that actually help the terrorists get what they want through their jihadist ways.

Shameful...simply and utterly shameful!

I pray that no democrat ever becomes president (except, perhaps, Joe Lieberman) of our country ever again!

481 Highrise  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:03:44pm

re: #474 commander_vimes

hehe.

Since southwest told her she must go to the nearest giftshop and buy something, it had to be a tshirt. That is pretty much all they sell there.

I would bet money that their problem was her nice boobs. Mine aren't nice..but I sure as hell wouldn't tell another woman she should hide them like mine hahahha.

482 Killgore Trout  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:04:11pm

re: #449 perlster

He also refers to a news clip from July.....
Osama bin Laden Cites ABC News Story in Denouncing U.S. Role in Iraq

483 maddogg  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:04:28pm

re: #457 commander_vimes

re: #448 Dianna


re: #355 Highrise

The picture failed to show that she wasn't wearing any underwear.


I fail to see the....uh....problem


Same here.....

484 IslandLibertarian  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:04:33pm

I'm reminded of the scene in "Slaughterhouse 5" where Billy Pilgrim is in the German POW camp and an American colaborator, wearing American Flags and swastikas, tries to recruit the POWs to join the Nazis to fight against the REAL enemy, Communist Russia.
Bin Ladden is aligning with the Left, plain and simple.
Democrats, the ball is in your court. Pick a side.

Nobody fu*ks with Paul Lazaro!

Power to the Correct People!

485 savage_nation[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:04:49pm
486 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:05:52pm

This has been my whole point in this thread....there is a threat

.........."I invite you to embrace Islam," says Osama, and yes, that is a prerequisite for an observant Muslim before he can commit an act of violence against an unbeliever.

Muhammad directs Muslims to issue this invitation first, and if they refuse, to invite non-Muslims to enter the Islamic social order as second-class dhimmis, and if they refuse both, to go to war with them:

Fight in the name of Allah and in the way of Allah. Fight against those who disbelieve in Allah. Make a holy war, do not embezzle the spoils; do not break your pledge; and do not mutilate (the dead) bodies; do not kill the children. When you meet your enemies who are polytheists, invite them to three courses of action. If they respond to any one of these, you also accept it and withold yourself from doing them any harm. Invite them to (accept) Islam; if they respond to you, accept it from them and desist from fighting against them....If they refuse to accept Islam, demand from them the Jizya. If they agree to pay, accept it from them and hold off your hands. If they refuse to pay the tax, seek Allah's help and fight them. (Sahih Muslim 4294)
No one is noting that Osama, like Adam Gadahn last year, accompanies this invitation with unfavorable comparisons of Christianity and Judeo-Christian Western culture to Islam, and an appeal based on the Qur'an's presentation of Jesus as a Muslim prophet:

Robert Spencer [Link: jihadwatch.org...]

487 Thanos  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:06:05pm
It was a dark and stormy night.

In her attic bedroom Margaret Murry, wrapped in an old patchwork quilt, sat on the foot of her bed and watched the trees tossing in the frenzied lashing of the wind. Behind the trees clouds scudded frantically across the sky. Every few moments the moon ripped through them, creating wraithlike shadows that raced along the ground.

The house shook.

Wrapped in her quilt, Meg shook.

She wasn’t usually afraid of weather.–It’s not just the weather, she thought.–It’s the weather on top of everything else. On top of me. On top of Meg Murry doing everything wrong.

School. School was all wrong. She’d been dropped down to the lowest section in her grade. That morning one of her teachers had said crossly, “Really, Meg, I don’t understand how a child with parents as brilliant as yours are supposed to be can be such a poor student.

I am very sorrowed to say that Madeline L'Engle has passed away.

488 NY Nana  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:06:29pm

re: #472 Highrise

I agree, and the border situation impacts way up here..we are flooded with illegals.

What scares me is that as we approach 9/11? We are no safer than we were on Sept. 10, 2001.

I think that President Bush got some very bad advice on securing our borders.

489 MandyManners  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:06:37pm

re: #475 Merovign

We have the MSM playing interference for the Dems, who are playing interference for the jihadis.

Circle jerk!

490 commander_vimes  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:06:44pm

re: #481 Highrise

re: #474 commander_vimes

hehe.

Since southwest told her she must go to the nearest giftshop and buy something, it had to be a tshirt. That is pretty much all they sell there.

I would bet money that their problem was her nice boobs. Mine aren't nice..but I sure as hell wouldn't tell another woman she should hide them like mine hahahha.

just to be clear, I thought her a bit skanky, but wouldn't have told her to cover up.

491 rab3  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:07:07pm

re: #473 OldLineTexan

re: #458 rab3

re: #451 OldLineTexan


re: #443 rab3


re: #432 Jetpilot1101

re: #430 OldLineTexanI got my TP free of charge direct from CAIR.


German Who Created Koran Toilet Paper Convicted


by Jim Kouri - A German citizen was convicted of insulting the Islamic holy book by printing the word "Koran" repeatedly along toilet paper. The man ended up with a suspended sentence of one year in prison and was ordered to perform 300 hours of community service.


The judge assisted by lay assessors found him guilty under a part of the German penal code that makes it punishable to "insult confessions, religious communities or groups promoting a special world view." The maximum penalty available was three years in jail.


Well, that's Deutschland, and Ich bin nach Berlin nicht. It must be legal to insult religious beliefs in the US, I see Christians and Jews insulted on TV, print media, etc., daily. Now if I just had a toilet paper printer.OldLineTexan


As long as it is aimed at a Christian, or a Jew, have at. If you insult a Muslim, duck and cover, more that just seething coming your way.

If I print "Koran" along a roll of toilet paper like he did, I won't be popular with a certain segment of the populace (Muslims, Dems, LLL, moonbats, Rosie, morons), but I won't have the Feds on me. If there is a law in the United States such as the one in Germany, I have never heard of it.

If there are such laws, I want to know, because they will be used for dhimmification. I appreciate your help.

OldLineTexan
/not that my ignorance of the law is an excuse

You wouldn't be printing up case of the stuff right now would you?

492 Highrise  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:07:26pm

from hotair...the full transcript of the pecker in charge:

[Link: msnbcmedia.msn.com...]


I can't get through more than a few paragraphs. This guy is full of shit if he is still really alive and so are his cronies.

He's either 6 feet under or in hiding...either way....wow what a leader!

493 MandyManners  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:07:40pm

re: #485 savage_nation

re: #479 MandyManners


re: #467 yochanan

re: #458 rab3

I wonder what a koran would due to hemoriods?


Rub one on Ted Kennedy: he's a walking-and-talking 'roid.

When can we flush the hemorrhoid? :D

You're not gonna' clog my pipes with that bucket of lard!

494 cybermonk  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:07:51pm

re: #210 FlyingTigress

actually the Romans had catapults and other types of "artillery" so, he was probably around when Jericho was destroyed. You notice he also said they didn't have guns, either. Just determination. what an idiot.

495 stevieray  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:08:00pm

Just got home from work, and I haven't had time to read the entire thread, so if anyone has said this already, please forgive me...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Osama's a KosKid!

*SNORT* HAHAHA! *GASP* BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

When I heard Hannity reading the text of bin Laden's statement, I was rolling! This is so perfect.... so rich.... so well deserved.

Think anyone on the left will notice that they have a monopoly on the worst people in the world for about the last century? Evil is mesmerized by socialism and the control over the masses it affords.

Bwahahaha! *sigh* I love it!

496 OldLineTexan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:08:55pm

re: #491 rab3

Heh. Like I'd tell you.

Just joking, you're OK. As I mentioned, I do not have the appropriate equipment. And I am not staying up for a week making it by hand.

OldLineTexan
/raises the price too high for the market

497 NY Nana  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:09:05pm

re: #486 storagemanager

There is an enormous threat, and I am afraid that his words will cause complacency. That could be a fatal error.

I also have a gut feeling that it was Osama.

498 rab3  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:09:08pm

re: #489 MandyManners

re: #475 Merovign

We have the MSM playing interference for the Dems, who are playing interference for the jihadis.

Circle jerk!

Circle Jerk. Click the link if you dare.

/sarc

499 easy  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:09:37pm

Not convinced he is among the living. U.S. "intel" could have a host of reasons for wanting him to appear alive.

500 cagirl  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:09:49pm

It's interesting that Bin Laden again takes credit for 9/11. I forget, how do the Truthers deal with this? Maybe they claim he is lying about it, or that he is in cahoots with our government to have pulled it off?

501 Dianna  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:10:02pm

re: #455 Highrise

Sorry, there was supposed to be a question mark at the end of that sentence. I've been wondering, because of how very short the skirt was, and how carefully she was keeping her knees together in the picture.

That could lead to a request that she put something else on, possibly.

Disclaimer: on one unhappy occasion, I ended up having to get from San Francisco to San Jose in just my coat and stockings. My coat was a swing coat. I was on public transit.

I was extremely lucky, and no one noticed. But had anyone, I don't imagine the response of the conductor would have been, "Good on ya!"

502 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:10:15pm

re: #486 storagemanager

This has been my whole point in this thread....there is a threat

.........."I invite you to embrace Islam," says Osama, and yes, that is a prerequisite for an observant Muslim before he can commit an act of violence against an unbeliever.
Muhammad directs Muslims to issue this invitation first, and if they refuse, to invite non-Muslims to enter the Islamic social order as second-class dhimmis, and if they refuse both, to go to war with them:

Fight in the name of Allah and in the way of Allah. Fight against those who disbelieve in Allah. Make a holy war, do not embezzle the spoils; do not break your pledge; and do not mutilate (the dead) bodies; do not kill the children. When you meet your enemies who are polytheists, invite them to three courses of action. If they respond to any one of these, you also accept it and withold yourself from doing them any harm. Invite them to (accept) Islam; if they respond to you, accept it from them and desist from fighting against them....If they refuse to accept Islam, demand from them the Jizya. If they agree to pay, accept it from them and hold off your hands. If they refuse to pay the tax, seek Allah's help and fight them. (Sahih Muslim 4294)
No one is noting that Osama, like Adam Gadahn last year, accompanies this invitation with unfavorable comparisons of Christianity and Judeo-Christian Western culture to Islam, and an appeal based on the Qur'an's presentation of Jesus as a Muslim prophet:


Robert Spencer [Link: jihadwatch.org...]

By the way....this guy sent a letter to President Bush...saying the same thing........President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

503 yochanan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:10:29pm

right now ill. is going down the tubes the current gov. is totally incompatant.

buck flogo

504 MandyManners  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:10:33pm

re: #498 rab3

Oh, that's fantastic!

505 Whammo  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:10:38pm

"Looks like again you and your “slimey Lizards” are wrong, and Osama is stil alive. Showing that Bush is not capable of fighting this war on terror, since the leader is still at large!"

Yay, my country sucks? If I ever catch an American gloating that their country is being defeated (which it is not) I will strangle them to death.

506 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:11:01pm

re: #497 NY Nana

re: #486 storagemanager

There is an enormous threat, and I am afraid that his words will cause complacency. That could be a fatal error.

I also have a gut feeling that it was Osama.

an attack is coming...it will not be funny then.

507 Highrise  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:11:01pm

re: #490 commander_vimes


It isn't how I'd like my girl to dress, but I think what was imposed upon her was ludicrous. I've seen worse, but then again, I live in california. I wear tank tops mostly and shorts. I don't have quite the body as her..so my shorts are a little more...uhh...mid thigh lol. But her miniskirt still isn't that bad.

I have a special interest in this whole cover up issue. I see bagged muslims near san francisco and I completely think that is out of line in our culture and I will fight for it to become illegal as I think not only is it a health issue for our women..but it is a way to mark more and more infidel women such as this for targets to be hit like they are among the palestinians that don't bag up. I do not want my child to grow up seeing this repression of women that has ZERO to do with religion.

Southwest really should be sent a message on how wrong they were.

508 BrianA  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:11:06pm

re: #492 Highrise

It doesn't matter if he's dead or alive. The crap he spews from the grave is just as dangerous as if he were giving the speach live. It's his Islamonazi minions the we need to wipe out.

509 savage_nation[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:11:24pm
510 rab3  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:11:43pm

re: #496 OldLineTexan

re: #491 rab3

Heh. Like I'd tell you.

Just joking, you're OK. As I mentioned, I do not have the appropriate equipment. And I am not staying up for a week making it by hand.

OldLineTexan
/raises the price too high for the market

Thanks for the Compliment. Your Ok yourself. I can't make it by hand myself either. My Arabic sucks.

511 MandyManners  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:11:55pm

re: #500 cagirl

It's interesting that Bin Laden again takes credit for 9/11. I forget, how do the Truthers deal with this? Maybe they claim he is lying about it, or that he is in cahoots with our government to have pulled it off?

Actually, I've read that in many places on the Internet. Bat-shit crazy!

512 mama winger  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:12:24pm

As I have mentioned here before, I too thought Osama was long gone. As did my son.

That is, until he did his tour over in Iraq. He came home and his mind had changed concerning Mr. Bin Laden's supposed demise. He said that some things he had come across over there led him to conclude the old turd-infested soul was alive. He never would tell me why.

I guess we'll find out soon.

513 OldLineTexan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:12:26pm

re: #501 Dianna

re: #455 Highrise

Sorry, there was supposed to be a question mark at the end of that sentence. I've been wondering, because of how very short the skirt was, and how carefully she was keeping her knees together in the picture.

That could lead to a request that she put something else on, possibly.

Disclaimer: on one unhappy occasion, I ended up having to get from San Francisco to San Jose in just my coat and stockings. My coat was a swing coat. I was on public transit.

I was extremely lucky, and no one noticed. But had anyone, I don't imagine the response of the conductor would have been, "Good on ya!"

Had a coworker whose grandmother bragged that she lost a poker bet back in the 1920's and had to ride through town on the running board buck nekkid.

You brave women are alright by me.

OldLineTexan

514 rab3  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:12:36pm

re: #504 MandyManners

re: #498 rab3

Oh, that's fantastic!

Got that one book marked. You never know when you will need it.

515 NY Nana  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:13:07pm

re: #478 savage_nation

I ROTFL in your general direction! Watch out! :)

Hey, Savage, Jews love Chinese food..it is genetic in us, so help me. The 5 and 7 year old granddaughters always want to go...and in our area there is only 1 decent kosher Chinese restaurant.

516 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:13:46pm

The average American -

"Who's Noam Chomsky? Isn't he a Hollywood screenwriter?"

517 OldLineTexan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:15:28pm

Well, daughter #1 is getting married tomorrow, and I have a few chores.

Have a good evening, and I hope the BBQ is a success.

OldLineTexan

518 mama winger  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:15:36pm

Chinese food......


Mmmmmmmmm

519 mama winger  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:16:10pm

re: #517 OldLineTexan

Well, daughter #1 is getting married tomorrow, and I have a few chores.

Have a good evening, and I hope the BBQ is a success.

OldLineTexan

CONGRATULATIONS !

Happy Happy Happy

:)

520 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:16:15pm

re: #498 rab3

re: #489 MandyManners


re: #475 Merovign

We have the MSM playing interference for the Dems, who are playing interference for the jihadis.

Circle jerk!

Circle Jerk. Click the link if you dare.

/sarc

I like that. Some of the comments are witty, too.

521 MandyManners  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:16:17pm

re: #509 savage_nation

There's not a toilet big enough anywhere to flush that creep.

522 hous bin pharteen  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:16:18pm

re: #454 savage_nation

Around Gary huh.
Yeah, I hate traffic to.
Give me the open road any day.
Better at night.

523 Merovign  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:16:20pm
Looks like again you and your “slimey Lizards” are wrong, and Osama is stil alive. Showing that Bush is not capable of fighting this war on terror, since the leader is still at large!

Well, I have a standing challenge to my liberal friends. If you think Osama is still alive, you find him, I'll kill him, and we'll split the reward money. Deal?

No takers yet...

524 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:16:25pm

I am not moving to the new thread...this is to important.

525 Wookieelips  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:16:47pm

What that turd doesn't understand is that many of us would be willing to pay much higher taxes just to get rid of him and his cronies. All of them.
I just wish our troops were actually allowed to fight a war while they're away at war....

526 easy  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:17:09pm

My wife has an Aunt that is just short of 100 and wears hot pants when she travels. Shudder.

527 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:17:34pm

re: #511 MandyManners

re: #500 cagirl


It's interesting that Bin Laden again takes credit for 9/11. I forget, how do the Truthers deal with this? Maybe they claim he is lying about it, or that he is in cahoots with our government to have pulled it off?

Actually, I've read that in many places on the Internet. Bat-shit crazy!

Damn right they are. And proud of it. I'm talking about you, Dylan Avery.

528 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:18:28pm

re: #525 Wookieelips

What that turd doesn't understand is that many of us would be willing to pay much higher taxes just to get rid of him and his cronies. All of them.
I just wish our troops were actually allowed to fight a war while they're away at war....


He doesn't care what we think....he only cares that he spread Islam around the world as Mohammad told Muslims to do.

529 rab3  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:18:31pm

re: #517 OldLineTexan

Well, daughter #1 is getting married tomorrow, and I have a few chores.

Have a good evening, and I hope the BBQ is a success.

OldLineTexan

Best wishes to her, and to your family.

530 savage_nation[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:19:30pm
531 goodbye_natalie  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:20:17pm

If we'd fight this war on terror with the same fury we did WWII, or better yet fight like the mafia, I'm convinced this war would be over with quick then we could go to work on the American left.

However, I predict the 'slums will simply wait us out until Bush is gone (they don't know anything but getting their asses whipped anyway) and then work with the traitors left to slowly establish sharia in America - thru the courts and mass media. The left will never know they lost their right to freely expressed their bullshit until it's too late for them. Fifty percent of America won't care until their Mastercard won't swipe anymore.

Don't know what is in store for the rest of us but I can assure we will be left with one hell of a fight on our hands right here on our own soil.

532 hous bin pharteen  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:20:18pm

re: #502 storagemanager

Like I have said before.
I think he is dead. 75% sure.
But if I am wrong, I would love nothing better to see Spec Ops team pop in to his AO some day and drag his sorry ass to Gitmo.
Those boys would never have to buy another drink ever again in any bar in America. (SF wine bars excluded)

533 Highrise  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:20:43pm

re: #508 BrianA

re: #492 Highrise

It doesn't matter if he's dead or alive. The crap he spews from the grave is just as dangerous as if he were giving the speach live. It's his Islamonazi minions the we need to wipe out.

Agreed and I don't disagree with you.

What I want to add to it..against the liberals whining that we have not had proof of osama to be dead or alive really...
The fact is...we ARE killing their people in command.

People, especially liberals, do not seem to grant that to our military or our President...and that to me IS disturbing.

But the president has to be better about vocalizing and putting it out there the people we have killed that help curtail al qaeda.

534 savage_nation[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:21:06pm
535 pat  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:21:21pm

Durbin seems absolutely thrilled with the endorsement. Just saw him on Fox calling Patreus a liar.

536 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:21:58pm

re: #532 hous bin pharteen

re: #502 storagemanager

Like I have said before.
I think he is dead. 75% sure.
But if I am wrong, I would love nothing better to see Spec Ops team pop in to his AO some day and drag his sorry ass to Gitmo.
Those boys would never have to buy another drink ever again in any bar in America. (SF wine bars excluded)


The war will go on...with or without bin Laden....he is not Islam...only a small part of it.

537 Highrise  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:22:48pm

re: #535 pat

Durbin seems absolutely thrilled with the endorsement. Just saw him on Fox calling Patreus a liar.

gahh...and they say we shouldn't question their patriotism!

Bullcrap..No patriotism exists in them.

They approved petreus..they need to give the guy a chance. assholes

538 Highrise  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:23:45pm

re: #536 storagemanager


The war will go on...with or without bin Laden....he is not Islam...only a small part of it.

I tend to agree. He has been reduced to a nice villa of his to a cave.

Piss be on him...whether he is 6 feet under or alive and hiding. What a leader!

539 missouri boy  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:24:52pm

re: #525 Wookieelips

What that turd doesn't understand is that many of us would be willing to pay much higher taxes just to get rid of him and his cronies. All of them.
I just wish our troops were actually allowed to fight a war while they're away at war....

I"ll second that motion!

540 Wookieelips  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:25:23pm

re: #528 storagemanager

re: #525 Wookieelips


What that turd doesn't understand is that many of us would be willing to pay much higher taxes just to get rid of him and his cronies. All of them.
I just wish our troops were actually allowed to fight a war while they're away at war....

He doesn't care what we think....he only cares that he spread Islam around the world as Mohammad told Muslims to do.

Of course he doesn't care, but I'm sure his intention to appeal to people paying taxes wasn't to get them to want to shell out more money in taxes in order to see the demise of his ilk. (That's the effect it had on me, anyway.)

541 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:26:40pm
"America...the dream that became my address."
Brigitte Gabriel

[Link: americancongressfortruth.com...]

542 looking closely  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:26:55pm

I think it bears mentioning that most of the taxes that OBL is railing about are used by the Feds for defense, ie to kick OBL's ass.

543 NY Nana  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:27:40pm

re: #506 storagemanager

NY Grampa made an appointment for us for our 12-week checkup with our endocrinologist 0n 9/11, (we both are Type 2 diabetics..so help me, I feel like a car!) and when I saw the date on the calendar on Sept.1? I asked him to change the date. That is one day I do not like to go anywhere..and our local ABC station has decided not to broadcast the roll call of the victims..it takes hours. They were going to run the morning shows..they got enough flak to backtrack, and now will run the entire ceremony.

We cannot ever feel complacent again. never. This is a week that brings NY the stinking cult of islam parade (Sunday), Rosh Hashanah starting 18 minutes before sundown Wed. through an hour after sundown Thursday...and in the middle? 9/11.

And to really make me livid, a local (Northeast) supermarket chain, Stop and shop, that was started in Boston by a family with the same surname as my maiden name, has, on the new week's circular, side by side: Happy Rosh Hashana/Happy Ramadamn.

544 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:28:00pm
545 rab3  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:28:12pm

OT

Muslim women can remain veiled for Canadian vote

TORONTO (Reuters) - Muslim women who are completely veiled will still be allowed to vote in Canada, despite a new law tightening up requirements for voter identification, a federal elections official said on Thursday.

The amended Canada Elections Act, passed in June, now requires all voters in federal elections to prove their identity and residential address when they show up to vote.

The first option listed by the federal agency Elections Canada is to show one piece of government-issued photo identification such as a driver's license.

Veiled Muslims showing such photo identification will have other options, Elections Canada spokesman John Enright said.

"Either you unveil, produce a second piece of identification (from a list of identification approved by Elections Canada) or get someone to vouch for you," he said.

Or get someone to vouch for you. With a veil on are you kidding me.

546 Dianna  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:28:55pm

re: #531 goodbye_natalie

You're feeling gloomy today. Is everything OK?

547 yochanan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:29:30pm

re: #530 savage_nation

kosher chinese, kosher thai, kosher steak house , kosher pizza places need i ad kosher israeli

548 FIVEOFNINE  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:30:57pm

The dhimmicrats ticket in 2008, Obama and Osama.

Two of kind!

549 NY Nana  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:31:11pm

re: #516 Ward Cleaver

Yup..that's Chumpsky.

550 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:32:03pm

re: #543 NY Nana

re: #506 storagemanager

NY Grampa made an appointment for us for our 12-week checkup with our endocrinologist 0n 9/11, (we both are Type 2 diabetics..so help me, I feel like a car!) and when I saw the date on the calendar on Sept.1? I asked him to change the date. That is one day I do not like to go anywhere..and our local ABC station has decided not to broadcast the roll call of the victims..it takes hours. They were going to run the morning shows..they got enough flak to backtrack, and now will run the entire ceremony.

We cannot ever feel complacent again. never. This is a week that brings NY the stinking cult of islam parade (Sunday), Rosh Hashanah starting 18 minutes before sundown Wed. through an hour after sundown Thursday...and in the middle? 9/11.

And to really make me livid, a local (Northeast) supermarket chain, Stop and shop, that was started in Boston by a family with the same surname as my maiden name, has, on the new week's circular, side by side: Happy Rosh Hashana/Happy Ramadamn.

This is what spooks me...makes me think attack....1) 9-11...(2...Rosh Hasana....(3...Ramadamn..lol.....all so close together like that.

551 southernborn  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:32:09pm

#538 Highrise

re: #536 storagemanager


The war will go on...with or without bin Laden....he is not Islam...only a small part of it.
I tend to agree. He has been reduced to a nice villa of his to a cave.

Piss be on him...whether he is 6 feet under or alive and hiding. What a leader!

I think Fred Thompson said the same thing in other words. Course that is true. If all the world became Islamic, it would soon be the end of the world because they crap in their nest and can't do a damm thing except seeth. They destroy everything in their path. They rot things. They themselves are decaying ghouls..

552 Mardukhai  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:32:41pm

DR. FRANKENSTEIN: It's alive! Alive, I tell you! Alive!

IGOR: He-he... Shall I tighten the bolts in his neck?

MONSTER: Mmmm... Me hungry for infidels. Must eat. Afraid of bombs.

553 GeeWiz  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:33:12pm

re: #235 taxfreekiller

Taking dead man.

TFK, I totally agree. I guess the Middle East performers are as good as ours in doing impersonations. Seriously, the context of the message is not in the same style as OBL's previous ones.

BTW, glad to see ya! (from one who "gets ya").

554 HDrepub  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:33:37pm

If we killed or captured Bin Laden the left would say, big deal, he is only one person, like they did we when dusted off that Jordanian a$$hole last year. They always move the goal post back a little every few months to suit their rhetoric. *spit*

555 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:34:06pm

re: #525 Wookieelips

What that turd doesn't understand is that many of us would be willing to pay much higher taxes just to get rid of him and his cronies. All of them.
I just wish our troops were actually allowed to fight a war while they're away at war....

OT.

Wookie, do Wookies get dingleberries? Just wondering....

556 wanumba  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:35:05pm

Would love to determine how that clear audio goes with the tape. The tape actually cuts yet the audio is smooth.
Chomsky? Cannot make this stuff up. This is too bizarre. Like someone from Harvard wrote the script ... oh!

557 goodbye_natalie  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:36:11pm

re: #544 buzzsawmonkey

Go beat sundown. That's a post worth talking about and I'll see you when you get back. Have a blessed weekend friend.

558 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:37:15pm

re: #550 storagemanager

re: #543 NY Nana


re: #506 storagemanager

NY Grampa made an appointment for us for our 12-week checkup with our endocrinologist 0n 9/11, (we both are Type 2 diabetics..so help me, I feel like a car!) and when I saw the date on the calendar on Sept.1? I asked him to change the date. That is one day I do not like to go anywhere..and our local ABC station has decided not to broadcast the roll call of the victims..it takes hours. They were going to run the morning shows..they got enough flak to backtrack, and now will run the entire ceremony.

We cannot ever feel complacent again. never. This is a week that brings NY the stinking cult of islam parade (Sunday), Rosh Hashanah starting 18 minutes before sundown Wed. through an hour after sundown Thursday...and in the middle? 9/11.

And to really make me livid, a local (Northeast) supermarket chain, Stop and shop, that was started in Boston by a family with the same surname as my maiden name, has, on the new week's circular, side by side: Happy Rosh Hashana/Happy Ramadamn.


This is what spooks me...makes me think attack....1) 9-11...(2...Rosh Hashana....(3...Ramadamn..lol.....all so close together like that.

and 9-11 is the new moon....after all Allah is the mood god.

559 NY Nana  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:38:16pm

re: #530 savage_nation

Yes, and they use kosher veal in place of pork...the menu is very much like a non-kosher Chinese restaurant...down to the fortune cookies!

Yochanan forgot kosher Italian! Dairy or meat.... :)

560 mama winger  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:39:42pm

re: #558 storagemanager

I think Messiah will come at Rosh Hoshanah. If not this year, maybe next. Or the next.

561 storagemanager  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:41:21pm
Sheikh Raed Salah: 'Israel and its occupation will disappear'
Muslim leader says alleged Syrian IAF flyover is "Israeli terror"; calls on Hamas, Fatah to reunite and "save J'lem and the Aksa Mosque."

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

562 yochanan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:41:36pm

re: #559 NY Nana


mostly dairy

563 savage_nation[deleted]  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:42:07pm
564 NY Nana  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:42:08pm

re: #550 storagemanager

This is what spooks me...makes me think attack....1) 9-11...(2...Rosh Hasana....(3...Ramadamn..lol.....all so close together like that.

We can all exhale after this month passes..a little bit.

And what is not so funny? Watch the public schools all over make special accomodations for Ramadamn for the students...prayer rugs ,etc. in a special room. NYC already has done it for a few years.

565 sifty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:42:44pm

re: #501 Dianna

I think I speak for everyone here when I say that serious claims such as these demand serious photographic documentation and lengthy research.

And maybe a cigarette afterwards.

566 StinkHammer  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:43:04pm
Osama Bin Laden: A Chomsky Fan

Noam Chomsky or Nim Chimpsky?

I always get those two confused . . .

567 NY Nana  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:43:32pm

re: #562 yochanan

Same here.

568 yochanan  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:44:12pm

re: #566 StinkHammer


go to the zoo and ask the monkeies for forgiveness what a ape got to do

569 NY Nana  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:45:08pm

re: #566 StinkHammer

Nim Chimpsky was cuter and far better, but sadly is dead...unlike the inhuman POS.

570 NY Nana  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:47:08pm

re: #563 savage_nation

When I get to Philadelphia on Sunday, I'm gonna hunt down a REAL Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich, the one with Cheez Whiz, yummmm

Enjoy!

571 goodbye_natalie  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:49:18pm

I'm not sure I think we are going to have another 9/11. We might have some rogue outfit plant a few bombs but I think Muslim command has figured out the game. 9/11 got two countries bombed, the Taliban run off, and Saddam hanged.

Unless you can really hurt America, and I mean permanently, I believe the Muslims have figured out it is far more effective to let the left run interference and establish a foothold slowly. That's why it is so important that we do kill Bin Laden - not so much because of that flaccid goat prick but because the left uses him as ammunition to gain momentum.

And the Muslims can't win the culture war with a Republican as President/Congress.

572 wanumba  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:50:14pm

FROM The indispensible "The Crescent Obscured" The United States and the Muslim World, 1776-1815 by Robert Allison (available at Amazon.com) :
The American Register in 1817 - a comment by Jean Charles Leonard Simonde de Sismondi:
"The rich plains of Fez and Morocco," Sismondi wrote, once home to academies, libraries, and universities, "are now nothing but deserts of burning sand, for which tyrants contend with tygers." The once "gay and fertile" coast of Mauritania now home to only pirates, "who spread terror over the seas, and who relax from their toils in vile debaucheries, till the plague .. comes to mark out its victims." Egypt was lost in the sands it once cultivated, and wandering Bedouins desolated the empty lands of Syria and Palestine. No enemy had conquered these lands, no stranger had robbed them or destroyed their people's heritage. "The poison was within them, it developed and annihilated all."
"Who knows, if some centuries hence, this same Europe, which shines with so great lustre, which judges so well of times past, which compares so well the successive influence of ancient literature and morals, may not be deserted, and wild as the hills of Mauritania, the sands of Egypt, and the valleys of Anatolia?"
Pinch yourselves - 1817 those words were published.
Nacent American Foreign Policy and political thinking from the earliest days of the Revolution was dominated by the American ideological and physical clash with Islam.

573 goodbye_natalie  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:50:53pm

re: #501 Dianna

Now you know why men keep such a high shine on their dress shoes...

574 Wookieelips  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:50:55pm

re: #555 Hard Right

re: #525 Wookieelips

OT.

Wookie, do Wookies get dingleberries? Just wondering....


I wouldn't know, since I only have wookieelips, not a wookiee butt.

575 Boxy_brown  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:52:26pm

Man, I really, really wish he was dead. (I know, going way out on a limb with that comment...)
We need to be turning Pakistan upside down and shaking it to see what falls out.

576 the historian  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:52:59pm

This scree proves without doubt that OBL has lost his marbles somewhere is the cave. What a nut job!

www.greensrealworld.blogspot.com

577 Piglet-U93  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:57:43pm

re: #572 wanumba

FROM The indispensible "The Crescent Obscured" The United States and the Muslim World, 1776-1815 by Robert Allison (available at Amazon.com) :
The American Register in 1817 - a comment by Jean Charles Leonard Simonde de Sismondi:
"The rich plains of Fez and Morocco," Sismondi wrote, once home to academies, libraries, and universities, "are now nothing but deserts of burning sand, for which tyrants contend with tygers." The once "gay and fertile" coast of Mauritania now home to only pirates, "who spread terror over the seas, and who relax from their toils in vile debaucheries, till the plague .. comes to mark out its victims." Egypt was lost in the sands it once cultivated, and wandering Bedouins desolated the empty lands of Syria and Palestine. No enemy had conquered these lands, no stranger had robbed them or destroyed their people's heritage. "The poison was within them, it developed and annihilated all."
"Who knows, if some centuries hence, this same Europe, which shines with so great lustre, which judges so well of times past, which compares so well the successive influence of ancient literature and morals, may not be deserted, and wild as the hills of Mauritania, the sands of Egypt, and the valleys of Anatolia?"
Pinch yourselves - 1817 those words were published.
Nacent American Foreign Policy and political thinking from the earliest days of the Revolution was dominated by the American ideological and physical clash with Islam.

Thank you.

578 GeeWiz  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 3:59:07pm

re: #441 hous bin pharteen

I lift my glass to join you in that toast, "clink".

579 wanumba  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:03:06pm

re: #536 storagemanager

The war will go on...with or without bin Laden....he is not Islam...only a small part of it.


That's the problem with the Chavez wild card. He's alive and breathing threats - and actively, publicly, brazenly kissing up to all the bad boys. (When he isn't smooching with Sheehan).
He's perfectly capable of making all sorts of nefarious deals with Iran - he and Ahmedinejad are the pair to watch. Castro is finished - so what has Chavez been doing to assert his control over Cuba? The Bin Laden tape smacks of red herring - OLd Jihad. The new one is worse - New Jihad: the Unholy Left/Islamofascist Alliance. Chavez and the Mad Mullahs. They can use each other for a long time, playing tag team, before they have to duke it out between themselves for supremacy...
SHoot, maybe it was Chavez who inputted that screed. It's soo untraditional, unlike the opening greetings.

580 Tosprops  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:04:02pm

The slimy, death mongering Lizards at LGF are so blood thirsty that they actually hoped that OBL was dead. No civilized people could support killing OBL. Capital punishment is immoral and it is too late to abort him in the womb.

Well, the good news is the political ambitions of dailykaus are still alive and well thanks to the fact that OBL is alive and well. If Bush were to actually kill OBL it could spell doom for our campaign to turn the U.S. into the Socialist Utopia we want it to be. Until that day, we will have war and turmoil in the world. When we take over, we will immediately surrender to our enemies, convert to OBL style Islam, stop all support of Israel, and close LGF down.

***This post will be inexplicably deleted if fellow dailykaus readers "misunderstand" it.***

/sarcasm off

581 Dezes  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:04:38pm

re: #467 yochanan

Inflame them?

582 Highrise  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:09:18pm

re: #571 goodbye_natalie


I think we are not too far off from suicide bombings...it's just a matter of when.

583 pat  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:10:31pm

Hmmm. 2 voices with all the current stuff with one and the politcal theory stuff with the other. That is one report.

584 Peter Verkooijen  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:12:16pm

This is the traditional warning to infidels before an attack; convert to islam or else. What will it take for Americans to wake up?

The creeps have their annual muslim day parade in New York, Sunday, September 9th. They're walking all over us, spitting in our faces. I'm sick of it.

585 beavereater  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:12:59pm

Osama paid off the mortgages on his home cave and his scenic cave in the mountains of Afghanistan. Now he is building a new university with the funding from his and Hillary's friend Hsu.

586 Russkilitlover  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:16:03pm

re: #383 newsjunkie_ky

re: #360 NoSubmission

I'm not convinced it is bin laden. The side-by-side comparison photo shows a different nose, different eyebrow shapes as well as differences in the shape of his head.


I don't see that well, but look at his eyebrows, especially the left one. Compare them. And the pattern of growth of his beard. I agree his nose looks a little different as well as the creases around his nose.

I agree - does not look like could be the same person as only 3 years previous, unless he has had major facial reconstructive surgery. Afterall, MJ transformed pretty dramitacally!

What stands out to me is the mustache part of the beard. Photo on right looks like a Saddam-type mustache, one on left is a long Mullah-stache that blends in with the beard. Ya think OBL would have shaved it off at one point and grew it back? Not likely.

587 yehoshua  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:16:45pm

It's only a matter of time before today's leftists convert to Islam, just as Osama is telling them to do.

588 GeeWiz  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:24:44pm

re: #582 Highrise

I must agree when one considers just how easy it is to offend the Muslim Nazis. The media drones on and on how we have prevented any attack on US soil. This has to encourage the Islamofacists on to carry out an attack no matter the outcome/deaths/destruction to prove the point that we can be hit. IT WILL HAPPEN! I only hope that it will be as meaningless as their movement.

589 WimbledonWomble  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:27:21pm

A living Ass-ama just begs the following questions: the guy obviously has a huge family in Saudi Arabia, being the son of polygamist Yemeni immigrant to Saudi Arabia. It is beyond the realm of belief that some of the extended bin Laden family in Saudi Arabia do not communicate with him and know exactly where he is. But it is the Saudi way: sharia for everyone but the "royal" family and the rich parasites like the bin Ladens. They are beyond the law, beyond scrutiny and live the most decadent of Caligula lifestyles, while giving money to Wahhabi jihadis, protection money, to assuage their guilt about living the life of the infidel rich and famous while being Muslim, or out of hypocritical but real love of jihad.

If the Saudis wanted to interrogate the bin Ladens (using the interrogation techniques they use for anyone without money who violate sharia law), the could get real information about Osama's present whereabouts easily.

And this brings us to our other allies. There are probably thousands of people of in Pakistan who know where Osama bin Hitler is, if he really is still alive, as this video would suggest. If there was a real will to find him, it would be done.

Again, Muslims are playing the double game. Pretend to be on our side because they need our money, while working as hard as they can to destroy us. They don't think through the logic, of course: when we are destroyed, who will buy their oil or send them big paychecks for "cooperation." But then they are not the world's most logical people.

Oh, the ironies.

590 Ojoe  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:28:22pm

Eat my toasted shorts in hell, Osama

591 easy  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:29:15pm
Osama is stil alive. Showing that Bush is not capable of fighting this war on terror, since the leader is still at large!


Well sure, cause when we kill bin laden the islamists will just love us.

592 Dr. Shalit  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:30:17pm

re: #84 ted

Can Islam lower my car insurance ?

NO -

But the Gecko - A LIZARD - just might. All hail the lizard.

As to "No Taxes in Islam" - When did Osama become a "Supply Sider"
Republican?

-S-

593 GeeWiz  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:33:09pm

re: #586 Russkilitlover

OBL sleeps with the fishes. This video is a product of today's technology and that is why it took years for a video to appear of their "leader".

/Star Trek segway, "He's dead Jim".

594 wanumba  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:33:51pm

THe KosKIds think Lizards are blood-thirsty? We're just traditionalists!

Late 1770s: The call of the Federalists against the Barbary tribute demands: "Millions for Defense, not a penny for tribute!"

1785 : Thomas Jefferson as to the usefulness of negotiating with Algiers:
"Query if ask peace with sword or money."
or "securing peace thru the medium of war"

1785: Ezra Stiles, president of Yale: "Delenda est carthago. Algiers must be subdued."

George Washington: " just to keep her fleets in exercise, for exterminating those nests of miscreants."

May 15, 1804: Celebration at the news of Stephen Decatur, and the new US NAvy's 's "most daring act of the age" to deny Tripoli the use of a captured American frigate - "We receive the news of the destruction of the Philadelphia in the harbour of Tripoli just in season to relieve us from the events of yesterday."

1805 : Richmond Virgina: "The Barbary States would not disgrace the civilized world if the cabinets of Europe were inspired by "an American spirit."

Again, all gleaned from The Crescent Observed, The United States and the Muslim World 1775-1815, Robert Allison.

595 mean Gene  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:35:47pm

Does anybody here also have the book, "The Al Qaeda Reader," by Raymond Ibrahim?
Perusing it I've concluded that the real Osama is definitely dead.
Remember how he always peppered all his paragraphs with "allah, this," and "the koran, that?"
This new tape is so secular the REAL Osama would have killed the speech writer!

596 infideldogma  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:38:01pm

That was like reading an invitation to worship satan

597 GeeWiz  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:38:43pm

Time to leave a "He's dead Jim" thread and move on to an open one about robots. WTH?

598 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:39:21pm

Wow, OBL like Michael Scheuer. Bet he's pleased.

599 wanumba  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:44:54pm

re: #595 mean Gene
Agree. The first part is all tradtional boilerplate, but there rest is jaw-dropping. What happened to the flowery poetic manner? Poof? How does this speech compare side by side to CHavez's speech at the UN? Didn't Chavez recently praise Chomsky? hmmm. Real curious now.

600 GeeWiz  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:45:59pm

re: #595 mean Gene

My thoughts exactly! The message has to give one pause as to the purpose of it's posting and the identity of the messenger. Just sayin'. Rollin on, Movin' on Rawhide.

601 WimbledonWomble  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:46:18pm

If Osama bin Liberal is still alive, we have to ask the following questions. bin Laden is a Wahhabi. CAIR, ISNA, MSA, etc. were all founded by Wahhabis. Wahhabism is an extreme form of Islam that is virtually synonymous with terrorism. bin Laden is not an extremist within the parameters of Wahhabism. He is merely one who puts into action mainstream Wahhabi doctrine. So why don't we outlaw CAIR, ISNA, MSA, etc., which are spreading the bin Laden doctrine?

602 thepinch  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:47:26pm

I'm so sick of this bastard that ready to convert to Islam just so I don't have to listen to this garbage.

603 GeeWiz  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:50:28pm

re: #602 thepinch

Don't go there!

/channeling Robin Williams

604 WimbledonWomble  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:53:59pm

Strange that this so-called bin Laden in his dyed beard looks a lot like a dreaded Jew:

[Link: www.dvdbreakdown.com...]

605 Sizzlack  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:57:01pm

I expect to see Harry Reid give a press conference tomorrow announcing that he accepts Bin Ladens conditions to the end of the war on terror, and he will be converting to Islam as soon as possible. He will also start calling himself Harriri Bin Reid.

606 san_marco  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 4:57:19pm

is there a dhimmi tax in play?
sounds like a 2 1/2% dhimmi tax.

he wants to raise taxes----probably a democrat at heart.

607 Capitalistincharge  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 5:03:39pm

re: #114 storagemanager

I also think this is a prelude to a devastating attack on the US. The West has had too many successes in this war on terror lately. We have foiled numerous attempts by terrorists to wreck their havoc, particulary in the last year. I also suspect that they need to make sure that a democrat is elected. By accomplishing a spectacular attack it could prove that the platform the Repubs are running on (we will be the best at preventing terror) will nullify the claim and hand the Presidency to a Democrat. I will pray that I am wrong.

608 itellu3times  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 5:13:02pm

Just dashing thru as I do from work, but these words are cribbed from Amadjihad, and I don't think OBL would do that.

Is the actual tape yet online? Can't take the time now to look for it ...

later lizardos.

609 Kohenan The Barbarian  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 5:27:52pm

The Islamists are fighting a low tech war--suicide homicide bombers and roadside bombs their only sucessful weapons---Bin Laden is the poster boy for their propaganda machine but dead or alive still represents a successful Terrorist attack on U.S. soil on 9/11--the Arab street loves the fact that our democratic nations are vulnerable in free societies to sleeper cells of Terrorist Muslim supporters globally--this keeps terror pressure on the Infidal west--even Iran and it's proxy Syria are outgunned and subject to eradication if they push their agendas of Terror too far--the pressure of troop casualties by the Cooalition forces in Iraq and Afghanistan will ultimately produce the political will for a major military backlass to subdue this creaping scourge of Islamist Terror--Iran will be the targeted example for revenge to subdue and passify this plaqgue of Barbarism and hate--their Nuclear threat will hasten this outcome.

610 Airedale  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 5:33:48pm

a video reply to OBL's demand for conversion to his ROP;

611 jlw001  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 5:42:59pm

I just looked at the pictures from the FoX News website and I must say that I am highly skeptical that the "new" video is bin laden. The quality is extremely low compared to his past missives and the ratio of lengths on his face don't seem to match between the old and new. Just call me SKEPTICAL.

612 Highrise  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 5:46:50pm

re: #584 Peter Verkooijen

This is the traditional warning to infidels before an attack; convert to islam or else. What will it take for Americans to wake up?

The creeps have their annual muslim day parade in New York, Sunday, September 9th. They're walking all over us, spitting in our faces. I'm sick of it.

Bunch of crap...also the people who are behind it I hear are tied to extremists. I had heard that NYC had a ban on face coverings..will it apply at this parade too?

613 humanliberty  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 5:46:54pm

First of all: who cares whether he is alive or not? That does not influence reality all that much.
Second of all: thanks Bin Laden for embracing the low tax agenda. We need some help in that regard in the West.
Third of all: is Bin Laden so stupid that he thinks catering to the American left will help his cause? He keeps on doing it for some reason.

614 Airedale  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 5:51:46pm

re: #611 jlw001

I just looked at the pictures from the FoX News website and I must say that I am highly skeptical that the "new" video is bin laden. The quality is extremely low compared to his past missives and the ratio of lengths on his face don't seem to match between the old and new. Just call me SKEPTICAL.

and yet, the AQ's #2, doctor jihad
had a state of the art studio at his disposal to put together his Michael "Moore" production....Take that OBL., outdone by your backup wannabe !
....go figger...... and the best OBL can do is a high school paintshop spoof ?

imo, I say OBL is still securely situated under a Tora Bora dirt blanket

615 swassociates  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 5:53:05pm

OBL is kept alive by getting daily sausage injections from the rest of his repressed homosexual brethren in Islam. Praise be the pork sword!

616 jlw001  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 5:59:32pm

Yeah, it is wierd that he thinks to gain something by parroting the democratic agenda.

Although, if you switch to Islam you only have to pay 2.5% taxes.......I believe he trying to appeal to the "greedy" West with that statement.

Hmmmm. If Islam is just so much better than Christianity, then I'm certain that Islam can be spread just by having open and honest debates about Islam and Christianity.....

Islamists response?
Let's see....let Islam be subjected to truth and light...........nope, scratch that...just spread Islam by war.

617 freedomplow  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 6:04:40pm

It is dangerous and naive to believe he is dead. Got it?

There is crap floating around from bin boy and our own media saying that Republicans lost the last election due to the Iraq war.

That is complete bullshit. This is why they lost the last election. period.

Corruption named as key issue by voters in exit polls

But when asked which issue was extremely important to their vote, more voters said corruption and ethics in government than any other issue, including the war, according to national exit polls.

Asked which issues were extremely important to their vote, 42 percent said corruption and ethics; 40 percent, terrorism; 39 percent, the economy; 37 percent, Iraq; 36 percent, values; and 29 percent, illegal immigration.

Now get your facts straight.

618 jlw001  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 6:04:47pm

[quote]Looks like again you and your “slimey Lizards” are wrong, and Osama is stil alive. Showing that Bush is not capable of fighting this war on terror, since the leader is still at large![/quote]

That's like saying the Allies were losing the war in 1944 because they had not yet killed Hitler. That's a simpleton's argument.

619 Moody Leo  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 6:10:41pm

when I read some of BinLaden'scomments on websites, my first reaction was"OMG, Bin Laden is a populist!" Then I thought Huey P Long and Ma Ferguson must be rolling in their graves.

By the way, if you read about Ma Ferguson, see if what Hillary says sounds suspiciously like her.

620 Pope Insouciance IV  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 6:17:41pm

1. That's not binny, it's a lookalike. Binny is too much of an egotist to make one film every three years. It's the same mindset as Susan Sarandon.
2. There isn't going to be any big surprise US attack. The jihadi are just talking out of their asses again.
3. If the muslims are touting low taxes it's only because they figure on taxing the kuffir instead.

621 varys  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 6:20:54pm

Bin Laden doesn't joke when he talks about the Democrats: "All your base are belong to us!"

622 onehumbleservant  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 6:28:19pm

Amusing that he blamed America for global warming too ... maybe he and Al G. could work together on this issue ...

623 CLLRusso  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 6:32:20pm

re: #618 jlw001

[quote]Looks like again you and your “slimey Lizards” are wrong, and Osama is stil alive. Showing that Bush is not capable of fighting this war on terror, since the leader is still at large![/quote]

That's like saying the Allies were losing the war in 1944 because they had not yet killed Hitler. That's a simpleton's argument.

Agreed! I think Osama is dead, and this is one of his 36 sons who really does have black hair and looks like daddy.

624 David IV of Georgia  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 6:32:33pm

re: #105 Ed Mahmoud's Sock Puppet

The WC-130?!? Now we know what Bush/Rove's evil weather-machine looks like!


Did Bush Jets Influence Hurricane Katrina?
Photographic evidence leaked to ecoEnquirer shows what are claimed to be Texas Air National Guard jets flying in formation in and around the eyewall of Hurricane Katrina twenty-four hours before it devastated New Orleans.

The photograph was e-mailed to us by a National Security Agency employee who provided the information on condition of anonymity. The employee's e-mail contained a claim that one of the nation's spy satellites was tasked to the Gulf region to help monitor and guide a squadron of Texas Air National Guard jets that were used to influence the movement and intensity of the hurricane.

The employee said that, while NSA workers were not told the specific reason for the operation, code-named 'Windfall Profits', "we're pretty good at putting two and two together. The theory circulating here within the NSA is that the Bush Administration saw an opportunity to disrupt petroleum supplies by damaging oil rigs and coastal oil refineries. Such disruption would reduce supply, leading to a sharp increase in gas prices, and thus to increased profits by oil companies."

Force of hurricane vs. force of jet squadron. Kinda like a few houseflies trying to change an ocean liner's course. But idiots will fall for it.

625 EE  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 6:34:55pm

The real Usama bin Laden was a strict Muslim, raised in Saudi Arabia according to the Wahhabi tradition. So how could he have dyed his hair black, when that is a custom of women? Would a real mujahid warrior do what women do and dye his hair to look pretty?

626 CLLRusso  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 6:40:27pm

re: #601 WimbledonWomble


But you see that would make sence, and be politically incorrect, so of course no one will do it, because then the Muslim Wahabist wouldn't like us. Having the world LIKE US is just so important to idiots like Dennis Kucinich, etc.

627 RobCon  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 6:41:24pm

It sounds like Dennis Kucinich wrote it for him.

628 WimbledonWomble  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 6:42:34pm

re: #626 CLLRusso

re: #601 WimbledonWomble


But you see that would make sence, and be politically incorrect, so of course no one will do it, because then the Muslim Wahabist wouldn't like us. Having the world LIKE US is just so important to idiots like Dennis Kucinich, etc.

If they keep pushing, it will happen. Push on, Wahhabis.

629 GCTEN166  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 6:46:24pm

re: #292 FlyingTigress

Amen, Flyin' T,

Some carry Mp5's, G3's and frags.

G-d, I love it so.

630 pablito  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 6:52:12pm

BRB... gotta go out and get my Hillary/Osama '08 bumper sticker...

631 marwan's daughter  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 6:53:56pm

Some 600+ comments and none of you caught this little quote:

And if you would like to get to know some of the reasons for your losing of your war against us, then read the book of Michael Scheur in this regard.

Yes, Michael Scheur. The same guy who got pwned by Steven Emerson a while ago. If Bin Laden is citing him, then you know his book is probably crap.

632 ctrlL  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 7:09:19pm

re: #631 marwan's daughter

Some 600+ comments and none of you caught this little quote:


And if you would like to get to know some of the reasons for your losing of your war against us, then read the book of Michael Scheur in this regard.

Yes, Michael Scheur. The same guy who got pwned by Steven Emerson a while ago. If Bin Laden is citing him, then you know his book is probably crap.

I am tempted to answer this BUT ....
...
...
will leave it to the regulars who will present LGF's case FOR the defendent adequately, I'm sure.
/don't let me down please !

633 Straitcircle  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 7:11:05pm

I remember after 9/11 intel talk described there were numerous sought out bin Laden “ doubles”. He needed them for safety. When I saw a still photograph yesterday of the tape at Hot hair, I questioned myself if this really was OBL in the photo – or one his long out of work “doubles.” Osama looked really bad in the December 2001 video; he looked like a corps at that point.

634 Harry Tuttle  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 7:13:10pm

Clearly, any associated supporting element is unspecified with respect to nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory. Comparing these examples with their parasitic gap counterparts in (96) and (97), we see that the fundamental error of regarding functional notions as categorial suffices to account for a general convention regarding the forms of the grammar. To provide a constituent structure for T(Z,K), a descriptively adequate grammar is not to be considered in determining irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules. On our assumptions, the systematic use of complex symbols delimits the ultimate standard that determines the accuracy of any proposed grammar. For any transformation which is sufficiently diversified in application to be of any interest, the notion of level of grammaticalness is necessary to impose an interpretation on the strong generative capacity of the theory.

635 Harry Tuttle  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 7:14:45pm

Sorry I'm late. What, this thread only made in into the 600s? Slackers.

636 Capitalistincharge  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 7:28:04pm

#634 Harry Tuttle

Um...What?

637 rob.schmitt  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 7:31:22pm

I know that I've come late to this party, but has anyone else noted that the dis-jointed syntax and "inside baseball" references to current American left-wing culture seems to indicate that the writer, if not the speaker, is actually a left-wing American?
I nominate that fat, home-schooled kid (Adnan ?)from California.
It reads just like a Freshman year Poli Sci essay exam: "Who is your favorite Presidential candidate? Write a campaign speech for him to deliver when he, or she visits our campus." It mentions all the hot-button issues of the day; Global warming, anti-capitalism, Noam Chomsky, and taxes (!) "There are no taxes under Islam!" What does Bin Laden know (or care) about taxes. Firstly, he is RICH and secondly, "There are no taxes under Islam!"
No, this was written by an American for Americans.

638 pablito  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 7:38:49pm

re: #110 Thanos

Terry "i'm an idiotarian" Waite

We must talk to Osama...

Terry Waite, I think we "must talk" to a psychiatrist.

639 justadot  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 7:38:49pm

re: #636 Capitalistincharge

It's a reference to chomskybots. They produce Chomsky-style jargon at demand. Implemented in numerous languages.

// it was a joke

640 pablito  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 7:41:00pm

re: #639 justadot

Whoa. Now I can get a PhD.

641 uptight  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 7:41:08pm

Chomsky?

Sheesh. Bin Laden has gone right down in my estimation.

642 pbird  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 7:42:36pm

re: #182 lectrikhed

Is it just me or does this video look like a complete fake. I'm surprised that it did not say "payed for by the RNC" down in the corner. This looks like a black dude with a dyed Santa Claus beard.

Osama is Dead!

Yup. Him dead. Dead as a mackeral.

643 WimbledonWomble  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 7:50:02pm

re: #626 CLLRusso

re: #601 WimbledonWomble


But you see that would make sence, and be politically incorrect, so of course no one will do it, because then the Muslim Wahabist wouldn't like us. Having the world LIKE US is just so important to idiots like Dennis Kucinich, etc.

Kucinich ran for president so he could bed netroot girls, just as most of the male hippies of the 60s were only into it because the women were perceived as being loose. He is a little irrelevant man.

Fear Hillary. She is a real force. She could win. Get being the Repub. or little Hillary will win.

644 WimbledonWomble  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 7:52:31pm

It looks like it is going to be Rudy or Romney versus Hillary. Vote for the person who is most likely to have not read the complete works of Chomsky. That means anyone but Hillary. I admit, though, Ron Paul may be worse than Hillary.

645 freedomplow  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 8:01:12pm

Remember.

This man absorbs his news from the American media.

Shame on our media and all that help our enemy.

Didn't he say in his speech that the movie industry has turned on him?

Don't worry dude.

Hollywood has some new flicks out.

Just what the biggest terrorist in the world, and the jihad doctor ordered.

646 WimbledonWomble  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 8:03:00pm

Oh, Soma! calls upon Americans to embrace Islam!

[Link: www.ctv.ca...]

Come on, let's do it. It'll bring world peace. Love is all we need!

647 TalkinKamel  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 8:18:08pm

637 rob.scmitt

I'm with you. I suspect this speech was written by Adam-Lord Haw Haw-Gadahn.

Maybe somebody could get one of Gadahn's tapes, compare the speech patterns, syntax, etc. with this speech of Osama's?

648 avspatti  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 8:20:24pm

Sorry, but I haven't read all the comments as yet. My question is this: Aren't Muslims supposed to give the infidels a chance to convert before they slaughter them? Is this OBL's 'invitation' to convert? And then . . .

649 kevinmumaw  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 8:22:16pm

re: #96 Killgore Trout

Koskidz support the troops....
Soldiers AREN'T heroes


Soldiers will never be heroes to me. No way. My father fought for my freedom as did others. They didn't have air support, they didn't artillery, or guns-- they simply had the courage of their convictions that history was on their side. Soldiers aren't heroes, they're victims of a mentality that has simply outlived its usefulness (if it ever was useful).
...
Soldiers aren't (heroes - ed) to me. No way. The day we are free of soldiers means the world is a better place.


Deep belief in America that violence is a (5+ / 0-)
Recommended by:Marie, itsmitch, brianinca, Sundoggy, turnnoblindeye
legitimate way to solve problems, and that it is effective. It's going to be a long haul to convince most people otherwise. If Christians would truly embrace the idea of the non-violent Jesus, maybe we would get somewhere.

How completely ignorant of world history does one have to be to type those words...?

650 kevinmumaw  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 8:26:48pm

re: #637 rob.schmitt

Yeah, that's what I thought when I read the transcript. Adam what's-his-dick. What a turd.

651 freedomplow  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 8:35:38pm

CNN and NBC (maybe others) had news reports about air cargo following the OBL tape.

That is the some of the most irresponsible journalism ever.

It's obvious that OBL and his followers would be watching all international news for a reaction after the tape release.

The media will claim that it was reported to make us safer.

Bullshit. It gave many jihads an idea.

652 wanumba  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 8:37:14pm

re: #637 rob.schmitt
Agree! Most of those refeernces would go right over the heads of anyone else. Too specialized.
Also, anyone notice that the grey shadow under new Laden's chin ends exactly where the grey beard ended on the old Laden?
(:-{I #] )

653 M. Simon  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 8:37:52pm

OBL is pissed because the Democrats are not following his orders.

[Link: powerandcontrol.blogspot.com...]

654 Shaky Louie  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 8:38:03pm

re: #96 Killgore Trout

Killgore, I don't know how many more times you can wade in that cesspool at dkos! Thanks for doing the job, though. But this post makes me want to pimp slap the next "progressive" I meet!


Soldiers will never be heroes to me. No way. My father fought for my freedom as did others. They didn't have air support, they didn't artillery, or guns-- they simply had the courage of their convictions that history was on their side. Soldiers aren't heroes, they're victims of a mentality that has simply outlived its usefulness (if it ever was useful).
...
Soldiers aren't (heroes - ed) to me. No way. The day we are free of soldiers means the world is a better place.



What. A. Freakin'. IDIOT.

655 freedomplow  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 8:40:31pm

That is some of the most irresponsible journalism ever.

Change that.

656 6pat6  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 8:44:49pm

Osama Bin Laden: A Chomsky Fan

When I first glanced at that headline for the thread, it looked like "Osama Bin Laden: A Country Fan

I'm picturing OBL in a cave in Pakistan, listening to Roseanne Cash records...maybe some early Leann Rimes, who knows!

657 M. Simon  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 8:47:29pm

re: #642 pbird

Hey I was into it in the 60s because I believed in it AND the women were loose.

658 autonomoussource  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 8:55:25pm

The Ottawa citizen has the full transcript online, not an 'extract' as many of the news organizations ashamed of his naked appeal to the left have run.

I've clipped a few of the more wacky passages over at my blog.

659 freedomplow  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 8:58:06pm

He is looking for support amongst the American public where he can find it.

Very disturbing and predictable.

Normally one would pick and choose sound bytes or video clips.

Osama doesn't have to pick and choose.

He chooses to interpret the momentum of the entire Democrat party.

660 freedomplow  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 9:08:48pm

If you know approximately where he is.

Do it.

661 freedomplow  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 9:23:47pm

For the troops.

Get that fucker.

662 alexa kim  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 9:29:11pm

I'm with you Charles, I think he is either dead or very sick. Skinning another person's face onto a stunt man's for a movie is current technology. If it was a double, with UBL's face skinned on, it could explain the stiff posture and maybe the weird beard. His torso was too rigid, the eyes and nose area seems to "float" slightly out of sync and the message was a mish mash and grasping at straws. If it was him, then he was strapped upright, tasked to re-hash easy to recite previous themes and then try appealing to our greed. He certainly did not come across as a force to be reckoned with. I remain skeptical.

663 Palandine  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 9:34:17pm

Hey, storage, just a quck question...

What would you like us to _do_ about this?

FWIW, I do think there'll be another attack. However, I'm going to have fun with this moron if I want to.

Just think, Adam Gadahn's all curled up with bin Liner in bed and says, "Hey Osama, you'd look sooooo hot if you'd put just a little Just for Sheiks in your beard. Oh yeah, and be sure to, like, mention Kyoto and Noam Chomsky in your next tape. I read all about that in high school."

Really. bin Hidin' had 3 years to come up with a really bitchin', scary speech, and this is the best he could come up with? I've heard scarier anti-American rants from A. Whitney Brown. Instead we get a 50-year-old man who looks worse than Arafat ever did in his AIDS-raddled glory, a man who can't move and who dyes his hair. THIS is Oz the Great and Terrible? What a pathetic loser. We'll get him and send him to his 72 syphilitic goats, and we'll win this war. For Pete's sake, storage, there's no crying in the War Againt Islamofascism.

664 freedomplow  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 9:35:52pm

re: #662 alexa kim

Stop it.

He is not dead.

No conspiracy theories please.

665 freedomplow  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 9:38:35pm

Many of you wish he was dead.

He is not.

Charles was wrong.

666 Grok the Fullness  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 9:45:49pm

666- the sign of the antichrist!
OMG!

667 Molon Labe  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 9:59:13pm

Someone needs to start asking why this video was leaked.

We apparently got it before even the Islamo web sites did. Has a turncoat in the CIA betrayed our ability to tap into their communications by leaking the video?

668 freedomplow  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 10:05:44pm

re: #667 Molon Labe

Someone needs to start asking why this video was leaked.

At this point, that would be stupid.

669 ScottSA  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 10:13:41pm

From my forum, thanks to Avs:

[img][Link: www.drudgereport.com...]

I want to hear the tape:

'Uhmm...yeah this is BIN LADEN, check out my new threads. I got the hat from Donna Karin and the cape is Perry Ellis. I also have on alligator sandals from the amazon. Now about the fatwah, if you don't discount my HSN account, I will blow up the the Target on 33rd and Ridgemont in Thousand Oaks, California. Plus, I want to exchange some socks. If you don't exchange my socks I will kill 5 infidels for each sock not returned. Except for the blue ones. They match the new belt I wear when out with my terrorist group. We meet on tuesdays and fridays for poker and beheadings. Last week, I won a goat, 11 chickens and some bullets for my AK, plus a new clip and a tie clasp. I had 4 10's against a full house. I was called a cheater. Here is the accusers head, right here. ( raises head on stick ). Anywho, I am just calling to let you know that I will destroy America on Thursday, October 23rd around 4:00 in the afternoon eastern time so watch your TeeVees. After that, the Florida - Auburn game will be shown on the east coast and the USC - Cal game on the west coast. But it won't matter, America will be destroyed. After the game, be sure to go to my website and view my latest video and be sure to scroll down the page and click on 'demands' for a detailed list of instructions. In here, you will find excerpts from my latest book, '911, Cause for Concern' available in paperback at your local bookstore. In it I explain the 911 hoax, the illuminati and how it pertains to a Las Vegas prostitution ring set on establishing a new world order. It is quite intruiging and most of all, it is all true. Finally I would like to encourage you to 'get out the vote'. It is time a female infidel was president. If you do not elect her, I will blow up a Walmart and two Dairy Queens. It is all laid out in my demands. Have a good day and remember to spay and neuter your pets, except for the goats. We must have more goats. This is Bin Laden signing off and wishing you all a slow and grueling death followed by an eternity in hell, praise be to Allah. '

[Link: 24.69.78.93...]

670 bailador  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 10:30:59pm

OMG!

methinks Osama baby might have misplaced one of his kids

671 bailador  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 10:33:30pm

ok links verboten so.....

osama baby...... [Link: hotair.com...]

672 bailador  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 10:35:05pm

geez.....

[Link: hotair.com...]

673 geoffb5  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 10:38:41pm

Maybe Bin Laden went the Brian O'Blivion route and will be sending out videos about current events for a long time.

The battle for the mind of North America will be fought in the video arena: the Videodrome. The television screen is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore, the television screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore, whatever appears on the television screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore, television is reality, and reality is less than television.

Or this one which seems prescient of DKos.

Your reality is already HALF video hallucination. If you're not careful, it will become TOTAL hallucination. You'll have to learn to live in a very strange new world.
674 buckykat  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 10:38:58pm

re: #663 Palandine
right, we should mock this nutjob's new look, whether or not it is really him, and we should enjoy laughing at the ridiculousness of the speech. but at the same time what about the timing? the final chance to convert to islam before, what? it all manages to be both hilarious and scary at the same time.

675 Timbre  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 10:52:10pm

Osama says, "Assalaam Alaikum." I say: Sholom Aleichem! "

676 tradewind  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 11:13:15pm
He goes on to call Noam Chomsky "among one of the most capable of those from your own side," and mentions global warming and "the Kyoto accord."

He also speaks to recent issues grabbing headlines in the United States, referring to "the reeling of many of you under the burden of interest-related debts, insane taxes and real estate mortgages; global warming and its woes..."


Oh, please..... anyone can see that Bob Shrum and Mary Beth Cahill wrote that speech for him, with some coaching from Ira Magaziner and Ann Lewis.

677 alexa kim  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 11:16:47pm

#664 freedomplow 9/07/07 9:35:52 pm
re: #662 alexa kim
Stop it.
He is not dead.
No conspiracy theories please.

I didn't advance a theory, I voiced my opinions. You think that al Qaeda is above doing either option? Really? Either would be hardly original, just the tools are better. Besides, loosechangers tend to be convinced, whereas I am skeptical.

#665 freedomplow 9/07/07 9:38:35 pm
Many of you wish he was dead.
He is not.
Charles was wrong.

Actually, I would prefer he be alive so we can kill him. Either we killed him all at once a while back, or we're killing him slowly, painfully, by way of his injuries and we won't allow him to pause anywhere long enough to get enough medical care; it doesn't bother me. I'm patient.

To My Soldiers: YOU ARE THE FINEST, BRAVEST, STRONGEST AND SEXIEST HUMANS ON THE PLANET. Free people everywhere are possible because of you. I think of you daily, I pray for you nightly. Kill the fuckers, then come home. We will love you and honor you, regardless of how many wounds you bear, which limbs you lost or what nightmares haunt you. God as you know Him is with you, and so are we.

678 Palandine  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 11:21:24pm

re: #674 buckykat

but at the same time what about the timing? the final chance to convert to islam before, what? it all manages to be both hilarious and scary at the same time.

This is what, the tenth "last chance to convert to Islam" I think I've heard. It ain't gonna happen, so it changes NOTHING. People should be prepared and vigilant, as at all times. It's possible it presages an attack, but I can do nothing about that. I'll assume there are more knowledgeable people out there who might be able to do so.

In the meantime, it's my duty to mock bin Hidin and his pegboy Adam Gadahn. ;)

679 hershel  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 11:28:09pm

C'mon folks, this ain't OBL. I saw the video. It's like saying someone wearing glasses and fake mustache is Groucho Marx.

680 LynnBo  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 11:45:47pm

#679 hershel

Ditto.

#677 Alexa Kim

I like your style! Ditto to our brave US Soldiers.

681 LynnBo  Fri, Sep 7, 2007 11:50:01pm

The comedian who impersonates President Bush looks and speaks more like Bush than that OBL impersonator.

Let's get real. That was not OBL. It was a very bad costume and acting job. Even the voice inflections and expressions aren't the same. I'm very suspicious. I was from the moment I started watching the tape.

I'm also very intuitive and my intuition is usually correct.

Saddam had look-alikes. Why not OBL?

682 Ledger1  Sat, Sep 8, 2007 6:09:08am

Doctor Leonard H. McCoy: He's dead, Jim.

Captain James Kirk: Then what am I seeing?

Doctor Leonard H. McCoy: I'm a doctor, not a film critic. My tricorder reads no forms of life.

Captain James Kirk: But, Bones you saw Ben LadickHead on Al Jazeera TV. It was on CNN also!

Doctor Leonard H. McCoy: Sorry Jim, my tricorder reads nothing.

Captain James Kirk: Come on Bones... There must be something.

Doctor Leonard H. McCoy: I am reading nothing but photons and some subatomic particles arraigned and choreographed in a flickering human like fashion... Like one of those old recordings of movies from “The Night of the Living Dead.”

[Angered look]

Captain James Kirk: Dam it! Fooled for the last time. I will not have Star Fleet Command be intimidated again. Arm the photon torpedoes and lock on to that broadcasting site.

Mr. Sulu: Photon torpedoes locked on. Photon torpedoes locked on, Captain...

Captain James Kirk: Fire Photon torpedoes... Put on your eye shields. Hold on for shock waves...

Mr. Sulu: 5...4...3...2...1 ...Impact

((((((((((Boom))))))))))

683 michaelhop  Sat, Sep 8, 2007 7:21:00am

hmmmmm. No taxes and 2.5% limit on zakat, huh. What is this islam thing and who is this allah guy? Does anybody know where i can get my hands on one of those corans?

I have heard of the chompsky - it's the Russian version of a big mac isn't it?

684 wanumba  Sat, Sep 8, 2007 8:19:11am

What does THAT mean?
"US Intel: Osama tape is authentic and recently produced."
Talk about parsing.
THat may be precisely true. THat is an authentic tape of Osama. AGree. That's him all right.
Recently produced: WIth that voice over, and the rambling subjects, that's a FACT. It was PRODUCED recently.
These two statements do NOT state in any way that it's a RECENT TAPE OF BIN LADEN.
An old tape of Bin Laden was recently remixed/reworked/reproduced with a new voice over. Voila! A recently produced tape of Bin Laden.
He's DEAD!
Are our Intel services still working for Valerie Plame and CO. or for the American People, as represented in the Office of the Presidency?

685 Dasher  Sat, Sep 8, 2007 8:46:44am

Doesn't the "new" Osama look a lot like the Dilbert characters from Elbonia?

[Link: upload.wikimedia.org...]

686 Victor  Sat, Sep 8, 2007 9:39:18am

The Muslims cite liberal/leftist talking points because they know it leaves Westerners morally disarmed. Liberalism pronouces us guilty, Islam executes sentence. Liberals hate the West, Muslims know it, and aim their attacks at guilty liberals.

Liberalism is what's killing us, not jihad.

687 bos  Sat, Sep 8, 2007 10:26:55am

Maybe Osama is buried next to Khamenei.

688 impostinat0r  Sat, Sep 8, 2007 12:13:00pm

It took 5 years to capture Eric Rudolph while he was actually in the US as opposed to "probably around Pakistan". Twenty Five years is what was required to stop the Unibomber. We never caught Hitler either.

Usama Bin Ladin will spend the rest of his life hiding with the women while wondering if that spot in the sky or whirr in the distance will be the last thing he knows.
Global Jihad has failed.

689 Happy Viking  Sat, Sep 8, 2007 2:51:51pm

Well, if he's not dead perhaps hillary will finally have a running mate to appease her whacked out base.

690 Ledger1  Sat, Sep 8, 2007 7:00:55pm

re: #393 zombie

re: #357 Killgore Trout


re: #334 zombie

There's a glitch in the Hot Air video, we'll have to wait to see more. It's slightly fishy but the feds have checked it out and find it to be "recent" and real. You have to read the transcript, I'd love to hear your thoughts.


Reading the full transcript won't do me any good unless I know who's saying it. So it's full of leftist talking points and a couple of semi-recent current even citations. i want to see those exact portions of the tape. The other 95% could be bin Laden talking in 2004 for all I know.

I have a copy of a free downloaded program called "Amadeus." It's a sound-editing program. With near-professional level capabilities. I have no real use for it, but have fiddled with it before, and it's astounding what is possible -- the insertion of words or the removal of words from a sentence absolutely seamlessly, if you have the patience. They could have spliced in the handful of current-events citations, and it would NOT be noticeable audio-wise if done well enough; all we'd have to debunk it is to see if if matched the lip movements precisely.

I have to agree with zombie on this one.

It’s already been discussed but, it's very odd that the tape stops at 1:55 mark and then OLB launches into a DNC talking points dissertation.?

As one poster at hotair succinctly put it:

very curiously, the video actually switches to a freeze frame of Bin Laden at the 1:55 mark and stays that way for the rest of the clip with only the audio still playing.

Ever so “conveniently”, that is before the first references to events beyond December, 2001 that could not be semi-accurately predicted.--steveegg September 8, 2007 at 11:49 AM



See: steveegg at hotair

I think OLB only lives on in the tape library at Al Jazeera TV. They have the money, equipment, and manpower to create, script, and produce an “OBL original” video.

691 dak  Sat, Sep 8, 2007 9:12:11pm

OK so they are having a hard time killing Bin Laden... Or are "they"?

-- Cue in ominous chords--

Why kill him? (Well, that's pretty obvious) but... Why not kill him?

1. OK the obvious, make him a martyr. I could go for that. I'd be better if he was caught dressed as a milkmaid and being led around by a leash by a Jewish dominatrix first, but whatever...

2. If he's dead, for a lot of people, the war on terrorism and radical Islam is over. Which it wouln't be by a long shot.

So let ol' Binny Laden make a fool of himself, wear a friggin toupet and regurgitate the U of C creed.

The more he says, the more he makes a fool of himself. Really. Global warming? Chomsky? What's next? The return of the Spice Girls being immodest?

692 Sir C  Sun, Sep 9, 2007 8:51:34am

wow, I'll bet Momma moonbat is feeling left out. OBL didn't mention her at all...


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