Pamela Geller Still Freaking About Butterball Jihad: ‘I Exposed Halal Tutrkeys [sic]’

Stamp out stealth jihad food cooties!
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Would you believe that hate group leader Pamela Geller is still having conniptions about the imminent threat of secret stealth jihad food products? She’s so upset she seems to have forgotten how to spell simple words: WE WON’T EAT HALAL MEAT, SAY MPS AND PEERS: REJECT ISLAMIC SUPREMACIST DEMANDS TO SERVE IT AT WESTMINSTER!!!!!

The Palace of Westminster has rejected demands to serve halal meat: “We won’t eat halal meat, say MPs and peers who reject demands to serve it at Westminster.”

MPs don’t want to eat halal (and understandably so), but Americans are forced to — unwittingly, of course, but forced to nonetheless, because halal meat does not have to be labeled halal if it is not being sold as halal. Pointing out this glaring violation of consumer (and non-Muslims’) rights out draws reams of scorn and derision from the Islamic supremacists and their leftist tools and puppets. Back in November the jihad-aligned media was rabid when I exposed halal tutrkeys [sic] being sold without being marked halal.

Most non-Muslims would reject eating halal if they knew the bismalla allahu akbar was said over the meat (much the way allahu akbar is wailed when infidels are being slaughtered as well).

In halal slaughter, each and every animal is offered in prayer as a sacrifice to Allah. Some imams are so lame as to play a tape recording of the prayer on the kill line as they sleep in the office. But each animal is a sacrifice to an idol. So there is no question in halal slaugther that non-muslims who find this problematic would consider it food sacrificed to idols. Again the bottom line is that without the lableing [sic], there is no way to know for sure whether the meat you are buying is halal or not.

But have no fear, America! Sure, right wingers are supposed to be opposed to unnecessary government regulations, but not when the stealth jihad is trying to infiltrate our precious Butterball tutrkeys!

Geller’s resolution for the new year is to force these jihad-loving food producers to put warning labels on their stealth shariah meats and cold cuts.

What we are asking for is that the identity of ALL of the product slaughtered halal be maintained and labeled as such. Since the halal portion of the process is the kill step, the entire carcass becomes halal. Not labeling product that was slaughtered halal as such is “false and misleading labeling.” This is one of SIOA’s initiatives in the first quarter of 2012: to make sure that halal meat is labeled halal. I will be updating shortly on our progress.

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171 comments
1 Decatur Deb  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 9:46:39am

Why is it everyone wants to do a cooking show? I, for one, blame the Food Channel.

2 albusteve  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 9:49:08am

I still don't get it...a dead turkey is a dead turkey

4 Henchman 26  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 9:49:32am

A sacrifice to an idol?

Sounds like a new reality show in the making.

5 jaunte  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 9:50:14am

Chances that any anti-Muslim paranoids will decide to adopt a vegetarian diet to avoid halal meat? Zip, zero, nada, because it's not about invented cooties, it's about separating all things Muslim from everyone else.

6 Randall Gross  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 9:51:08am

It's the butterball crusade -- gather ye Christian knights of the Drumstick! ///

7 abolitionist  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 9:51:46am

I like to eat dead things, but I'm not going to insist that they be labeled that way.

8 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 9:51:59am

re: #2 albusteve

I still don't get it...a dead turkey is a dead turkey

I don't think the turkey gives a shit about the halal controversy. He's dead...and delicious. Pass the mashed potatoes and gravy!

9 sattv4u2  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 9:53:25am

re: #1 Decatur Deb

Why is it everyone wants to do a cooking show? I, for one, blame the Food Channel.

Not me

[Link: www.dailymotion.com...]

10 albusteve  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 9:53:46am

re: #8 NJDhockeyfan

I don't think the turkey gives a shit about the halal controversy. He's dead...and delicious. Pass the mashed potatoes and gravy!

this fixation on religious ritual and food is just totally irrational

11 Henchman 26  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 9:54:26am

Anyone know which direction Mecca is from where I am. My ButterBall is giving me the desire to face that way. It's also confusing the hell out of my atheism.

12 sattv4u2  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 9:54:56am

re: #11 b_sharp

Anyone know which direction Mecca is from where I am. My ButterBall is giving me the desire to face that way. It's also confusing the hell out of my atheism.

>> thataway

13 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 9:55:06am

re: #11 b_sharp

Anyone know which direction Mecca is from where I am. My ButterBall is giving me the desire to face that way. It's also confusing the hell out of my atheism.

are you BBcurious?

14 Henchman 26  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 9:55:46am

re: #12 sattv4u2

>> thataway

Thanks. Now I just have to figure out which direction my laptop is turned.

15 sattv4u2  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 9:56:19am

re: #14 b_sharp

Thanks. Now I just have to figure out which direction my laptop is turned.

16 sattv4u2  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 9:56:34am

re: #14 b_sharp

Thanks. Now I just have to figure out which direction my laptop is turned.

the other way

17 Henchman 26  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 9:56:51am

re: #15 sattv4u2

Invisible text?

18 sattv4u2  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 9:57:15am

re: #17 b_sharp

Invisible text?

it was a secret

19 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 9:57:51am
This is one of SIOA’s initiatives in the first quarter of 2012: to make sure that halal meat is labeled halal.

And going into the third quarter of 2012: Make sure that all objects selfishly declared "MINE!" by four year old Jason Smith be labeled as such.
AMERICANS MUST KNOW!

20 Gus  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 9:58:55am

What a freaking [deleted]. Rotherham simply said that halal should be available as an OPTION.

21 sattv4u2  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 9:59:04am

re: #19 Slumbering Behemoth

And going into the third quarter of 2012: Make sure that all objects selfishly declared "MINE!" by four year old Jason Smith be labeled as such.
AMERICANS MUST KNOW!

Shouldn't that be MAYAN instead!?!?

22 jaunte  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 9:59:18am

Basting with chicken broth should remove the halal, if anyone is really worried.

23 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:00:13am

since Allah is not an idol, how can halal slaughter be a sacrifice to "idols"?

24 Gus  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:00:18am

Suddenly wingnuts are concerned about animal cruelty. This is too funny beyond words.

25 Henchman 26  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:00:53am

re: #22 jaunte

Basting with chicken broth should remove the halal, if anyone is really worried.

I went over our Turkey with a fine toothed comb and I didn't find a single halal.

26 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:01:37am
In halal slaughter, each and every animal is offered in prayer as a sacrifice to Allah.

Well, I don't believe in the "power of prayer", nor Allah for that matter, so...

Problem Solved.

27 Henchman 26  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:03:06am

re: #26 Slumbering Behemoth

Well, I don't believe in the "power of prayer", nor Allah for that matter, so...

Problem Solved.

A streamlined and efficient belief system - the wave of the future.

28 engineer cat  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:04:22am

re: #7 abolitionist

I like to eat dead things, but I'm not going to insist that they be labeled that way.

USDA Certified 100% Dead Turkey Flesh

29 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:04:37am

"Rabid, jihad-aligned media".

Pam, you just keep following the path down that rabbit hole, and keep going until you can't see a single beam of sunlight. Then go another ten miles.

30 Varek Raith  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:05:25am

re: #29 Slumbering Behemoth

"Rabid, jihad-aligned media".

Pam, you just keep following the path down that rabbit hole, and keep going until you can't see a single beam of sunlight. Then go another ten miles.

After that take this shovel and start digging.

31 Charles Johnson  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:05:41am

Let's see how long it takes her to fix these stupid typos, now that I pointed them out. They were up all day yesterday, and all morning today.

32 Henchman 26  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:05:46am

re: #29 Slumbering Behemoth

"Rabid, jihad-aligned media".

Pam, you just keep following the path down that rabbit hole, and keep going until you can't see a single beam of sunlight. Then go another ten miles.

She'll never make it. There are magic mushrooms down there.

33 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:06:07am

re: #7 abolitionist

I like to eat dead things, but I'm not going to insist that they be labeled that way.

I love animals.

34 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:07:08am

L.A. arson probe: Police examine immigration link to case

Little is known about the man. Sources said the minivan had Canadian license plates but that detectives say the man is from Germany.

I guess if he's German and came in from Canada the usual ant-immigrant folks won't complain.

35 Varek Raith  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:07:18am

WTF is a 'tutrkey'

36 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:07:23am

????

Allah is most definitely not an idol. The Muslim religion does not allow pictorial depictions of God. Idols are things--wood, rock, metal--that are worshiped.

Also, maybe we could take up an offering to get Pam a spell checker? They've only been standard on most computer word processors for the last decade.

37 engineer cat  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:07:30am

re: #25 b_sharp

I went over our Turkey with a fine toothed comb and I didn't find a single halal.

USDA Certified 100% Combed Turkey

38 jaunte  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:08:15am

re: #35 Varek Raith

Typos are Pam's tutrademark.

39 Varek Raith  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:08:19am

re: #37 engineer dog

USDA Certified 100% Combed Turkey

No.
You were supposed to say;
"Man, we ain't found shit!"

40 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:08:34am

Just for the record, my Halal BrandTM Butterball Tutrkey that I BBQed for Xmas was fooking awesome. Just sayin'.

41 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:08:54am

Has PETA taken a stance on this?

42 jaunte  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:09:33am

re: #25 b_sharp

I went over our Turkey with a fine toothed comb and I didn't find a single halal.

The new stealthed NanoHalals are really hard to find.

43 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:09:39am

In spite of Pam; I will not eat Halal Turkey.

Hope she doesn't count me in her boycott numbers.

44 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:09:43am

re: #41 NJDhockeyfan

Has PETA taken a stance on this?

PETA's stance is that we should all be vegetarians.

45 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:10:34am

re: #44 EmmmieG

PETA's stance is that we should all be vegetarians.

Now see? There you go making me want to eat meat.

46 Varek Raith  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:10:42am

re: #43 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

In spite of Pam; I will not eat Halal Turkey.

Hope she doesn't count me in her boycott numbers.

THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

47 Henchman 26  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:11:07am

re: #42 jaunte

The new stealthed NanoHalals are really hard to find.

Next time I'll use an electron comb.

48 Gus  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:11:18am

re: #41 NJDhockeyfan

Has PETA taken a stance on this?

They want to build a memorial for each halal Butterball turkey that was murdered!

//

49 Charles Johnson  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:12:03am

Meanwhile, more proof of the sheer irrelevance of LGF, as TIME links to us in their Swampland column today as a "must read:"

[Link: swampland.time.com...]

50 Varek Raith  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:12:15am

re: #48 Gus 802

They want to build a memorial for each halal Butterball turkey that was murdered!

//

You just solved our job problem.

51 Henchman 26  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:12:20am

re: #43 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

In spite of Pam; I will not eat Halal Turkey.

Hope she doesn't count me in her boycott numbers.

Eating an entire country would be difficult unless you're Godzilla.

52 sattv4u2  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:13:19am

re: #49 Charles

Meanwhile, more proof of the sheer irrelevance of LGF, as TIME links to us in their Swampland column today:

[Link: swampland.time.com...]

Congrats Charles

53 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:13:31am

The far right, liberal, jihad-aligned, atheist media. Tricking Americans into eating magic meat since 2011ty!

54 sattv4u2  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:13:49am

re: #51 b_sharp

Eating an entire country would be difficult unless you're Godzilla.

You would also have to put the Turkey on China!

55 Varek Raith  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:13:59am

re: #53 Slumbering Behemoth

The far right, liberal, jihad-aligned, atheist media. Tricking Americans into eating magic meat since 2011ty!

Unicorn is delicious.

56 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:14:26am

magic meat? i don't wanna know.

57 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:15:12am

re: #54 sattv4u2

You would also have to put the Turkey on China!

And eat it on Christmas Island!

58 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:16:35am

Ron Paul says victim of sex harassment bears some responsibility for resolution

Texas Representative Ron Paul today stood by statements he made in his 1987 book arguing that someone who is a victim of sexual harassment in the workplace should bear some responsibility for resolving the problem and that society should not bear the burden of paying for the care of AIDS victims.

...

59 HappyWarrior  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:17:06am

I've heard this song before and it was just as stupid when it was freaking out about kosher.

60 theheat  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:19:42am

re: #24 Gus 802

They aren't concerned at all. Any time they can, anywhere they can, they vote against any provisions for humane treatment of animals, including slaughter animals.

Hell, they even think voting against dogfighting or cockfighting is somehow controversial, or there should be discussion as to why it's a bad thing. The goddamned heartless, soulless fucks.

61 Varek Raith  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:20:07am

re: #58 NJDhockeyfan

Ron Paul says victim of sex harassment bears some responsibility for resolution

Why the hell did it take the media decades to bother to research this????

62 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:20:43am

re: #61 Varek Raith

Why the hell did it take the media decades to bother to research this???

That's a very good question.

63 Gus  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:20:52am

re: #58 NJDhockeyfan

Ron Paul says victim of sex harassment bears some responsibility for resolution

But he'll legalize pot and stop the endless wars!!11ty

//

64 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:21:09am

re: #51 b_sharp

Eating an entire country would be difficult unless you're Godzilla.

Oh, dammit. RAWR.

65 abolitionist  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:21:53am

re: #36 EmmmieG

...Also, maybe we could take up an offering to get Pam a spell checker? They've only been standard on most computer word processors for the last decade.

I like the tinyspell free version.

66 Henchman 26  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:22:47am

re: #65 abolitionist

I like the tinyspell free version.

But it only works on short words.

67 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:23:13am

re: #61 Varek Raith

Why the hell did it take the media decades to bother to research this???

as Gus showed in the prev thread, nobody even googles. much less...

68 Obdicut  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:25:30am

re: #61 Varek Raith

Why the hell did it take the media decades to bother to research this???

It's also a position that's held by a lot of people.

69 Varek Raith  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:26:37am

re: #67 Sergey Romanov

as Gus showed in the prev thread, nobody even googles. much less...

[Link: www.lmgtfy.com...]

Take that, space time continuum!

70 HappyWarrior  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:27:56am

re: #58 NJDhockeyfan

Ron Paul says victim of sex harassment bears some responsibility for resolution

He's such an asshole. I still love that Sacha Baron Cohen harassed him "thinking" he was RuPaul.

71 makeitstop  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:29:56am

I know that CAIR isn't a big favorite here - but they're pointing to comments on Bare Naked Islam as possibly tied to a wave of firebombings in Queens on Sunday night.

72 jaunte  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:30:21am

re: #58 NJDhockeyfan

“Why don’t they quit once the so-called harassment starts? Obviously the morals of the harasser cannot be defended, but how can the harassee escape some responsibility for the problem?’’

He's a real throwback, in every sense.

73 _RememberTonyC  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:30:51am

I am far more concerned with Ergodan's Turkey than I am with Swift Premium's.

74 Obdicut  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:31:06am

re: #71 makeitstop

Dumb assholes also hit a Hindu temple.

75 HappyWarrior  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:31:45am

re: #72 jaunte

He's a real throwback, in every sense.

A true bonafide reactionary. Yeah, Ron, how dare people expect to work in a work environment where they won't be harassed. Terrible people they are. This guy acts like he's Mr. Principled yet has no problem being a pork hog.

76 sattv4u2  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:31:45am

re: #71 makeitstop

I know that CAIR isn't a big favorite here - but they're pointing to comments on Bare Naked Islam as possibly tied to a wave of firebombings in Queens on Sunday night.

A classic stopped clock moment!

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

77 makeitstop  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:31:51am

re: #74 Obdicut

Dumb assholes also hit a Hindu temple.

Mooslims, Hindi.... what's the diff?
//

78 Decatur Deb  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:32:13am

re: #61 Varek Raith

Ron Paul says victim of sex harassment bears some responsibility for resolution

Why the hell did it take the media decades to bother to research this???

Because until the TPGOP derpgasm he was no closer to the Whitehouse than my FIL.

79 _RememberTonyC  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:32:31am

re: #73 _RememberTonyC

I am far more concerned with Ergodan's Turkey than I am with Swift Premium's.

Or even Erdogan's Turkey

80 makeitstop  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:32:51am

re: #76 sattv4u2

A classic stopped clock moment!

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Are you the stopped clock in this instance, or is it me?

Happy New Year, Satty. :)

81 sattv4u2  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:33:32am

re: #80 makeitstop

Are you the stopped clock in this instance, or is it me?

Happy New Year, Satty. :)

we is us!

(CAIR, actually)

happy Happy back attchya

82 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:34:28am

re: #78 Decatur Deb

I like that it's happening now, though, as opposed to decades ago. It will have maximum impact on his dwindling career. I hope.

83 makeitstop  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:35:39am

re: #81 sattv4u2

we is us!

(CAIR, actually)

happy Happy back attchya

We sure is.

84 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:37:43am

Koskidz pushing back against the extremists....
Obama is the best president of my lifetime.

I'm not doing this sh***!!!
Both near the top of the Rec List and are worthwhile reads for those who want to understand the lefty mindset. Although I think they're still missing the point a bit and still dancing around the real issue of OWS and the return of the radical anti-war lefty loons, at least they recognize there is a problem. This is a conversation the wingnuts should have had about the Tea Party extremists but too few people had the courage to speak up. Instead of blindly following the idiots over the cliff at least some lefties are fighting back.

85 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:40:45am

1. Pam has yet to produce proof, I think, that any halal meat is being sold umarked in the U.S.

2. Islam is not idolatry. I don't agree with the Rambam about everything, but I will agree with him on this against Pam, dhimmi though he was.

86 Ben G. Hazi  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:41:59am

re: #39 Varek Raith

No.
You were supposed to say;
"Man, we ain't found shit!"

87 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:42:06am

re: #11 b_sharp

Anyone know which direction Mecca is from where I am. My ButterBall is giving me the desire to face that way. It's also confusing the hell out of my atheism.

There must be an app for that.

Finding Mecca, I mean, not confusing your atheism.

88 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:42:56am

Geez. Is there any outlet this goon won't spew through?

Or: Is there any douche bag that RT won't interview?

89 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:43:57am

re: #74 Obdicut

Dumb assholes also hit a Hindu temple.

That's okay. Not real Murikans.
/

90 Gus  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:44:13am

re: #88 Slumbering Behemoth

Geez. Is there any outlet this goon won't spew through?

[Video]Or: Is there any douche bag that RT won't interview?

Russia Today! First!

Fail.

91 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:45:12am

Psst! This just in...

Smirnoff is now selling secret halal vodka. Pass it on.

92 sagehen  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:45:21am

re: #87 SanFranciscoZionist

There must be an app for that.

Finding Mecca, I mean, not confusing your atheism.

There absolutely is.

93 Varek Raith  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:45:33am

re: #91 Slumbering Behemoth

Psst! This just in...

Smirnoff is now selling secret halal vodka. Pass it on.

Only in Soviet Russia.

94 Charles Johnson  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:45:57am

re: #84 Killgore Trout

Koskidz pushing back against the extremists...
Obama is the best president of my lifetime.

I'm not doing this sh***!!!
Both near the top of the Rec List and are worthwhile reads for those who want to understand the lefty mindset. Although I think they're still missing the point a bit and still dancing around the real issue of OWS and the return of the radical anti-war lefty loons, at least they recognize there is a problem. This is a conversation the wingnuts should have had about the Tea Party extremists but too few people had the courage to speak up. Instead of blindly following the idiots over the cliff at least some lefties are fighting back.

I'm seeing a LOT of fighting back from smart lefties on Twitter.

This is one area where the left/Democrats are MUCH healthier than right wingers; people are willing to call bullshit on their own side when necessary.

The right is locked into groupthink on every single issue.

Of course, this could also be seen as a weakness of the left, but in the long run I have to believe healthy debate is better than lemming lockstep.

95 Obdicut  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:48:03am

re: #94 Charles

It's a strength in governing, a weakness in getting elected.

Unfortunately.

96 freetoken  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:48:39am

Speaking of stuck-on-stupid, George Will and the NY Post prove themselves as delusional as the rest of the wingnut-sphere:

America’s oil boom: Why we’ll recover from Bam

Although they have become prone to apocalyptic forebodings about the fragility of the nation's institutions and traditions under the current president, conservatives should stride confidently into 2012. This is not because they are certain to defeat Barack Obama this year. Rather, it is because, if they emancipate themselves from their unconservative fixation on the presidency, they will see events unfolding in their favor.

In 2011, for the first time in 62 years, America was a net exporter of petroleum products. For the foreseeable future, a specter is haunting progressivism, the specter of abundance.

[...]

It's just the usual compilation of mis-direction and partial reporting, and spinning which George Will does.

Then the Post adds this caption to their stock photo image:

Fueling the future: For the first time in 63 years, America was a net petroleum exporter. Here, oil workers send pipe into a well they’re drilling.

Catch the slight of hand?

The difference between "petroleum products" and "petroleum" is a big one. The US has spare refining capacity (contrary to all the whining that was going on at the end of the Bush years) and we use that to refine crude from countries, such as Canada and Mexico, and then send the refined products back (often to Canada and Mexico.) Thus even though the US does import some refined products ourselves, the US can be a net exporter of products.

However, the US is still the world's largest net importer of petroleum.

The blinder-wearing right (of which the NY Post is a leader, along with Will) refuses to accept that they have to live within the physical constraints of the physical world, preferring some Reagan-esque utopia where there is abundance to fill every whim, if only the government would get out of the way.

97 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:48:56am

re: #93 Varek Raith

In Soviet Russia, tutrkey halals you.

98 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:49:10am

re: #36 EmmmieG

???

Allah is most definitely not an idol. The Muslim religion does not allow pictorial depictions of God. Idols are things--wood, rock, metal--that are worshiped.

Also, maybe we could take up an offering to get Pam a spell checker? They've only been standard on most computer word processors for the last decade.

I think Pam visualizes Allah the same way the Calormen god Tash is drawn in "The Last Battle". Tall, and vulturey, with the long clawy fingers.

99 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:49:30am

re: #97 Slumbering Behemoth

In Soviet Russia, tutrkey halals you.

how do u know? u cia?

100 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:49:57am

re: #43 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

In spite of Pam; I will not eat Halal Turkey.

Hope she doesn't count me in her boycott numbers.

I don't know. A relative of mine once started a boycott against Honeybaked Ham. The Chabad rabbi up the block agreed to participate.

101 Obdicut  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:50:42am

re: #100 SanFranciscoZionist

I don't know. A relative of mine once started a boycott against Honeybaked Ham. The Chabad rabbi up the block agreed to participate.

I'm going to join the boycott against being hit in the face by a dead squirrel.

102 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:51:16am

re: #71 makeitstop

I know that CAIR isn't a big favorite here - but they're pointing to comments on Bare Naked Islam as possibly tied to a wave of firebombings in Queens on Sunday night.

I don't know about that. Could be a response, if some people got mad enough. Could also just be unrelated assholes. God know, we have plenty of unrelated assholes.

103 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:51:33am

re: #74 Obdicut

Dumb assholes also hit a Hindu temple.

Ah, yes, the searing intelligence of bigots.

104 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:51:51am

re: #101 Obdicut

Splitter!

105 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:51:55am

re: #100 SanFranciscoZionist

I don't know. A relative of mine once started a boycott against Honeybaked Ham. The Chabad rabbi up the block agreed to participate.

That's cheating.

106 abolitionist  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:52:34am

re: #101 Obdicut

I'm going to join the boycott against being hit in the face by a dead squirrel.

That's masterfully confused.

107 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:52:43am

re: #91 Slumbering Behemoth

Psst! This just in...

Smirnoff is now selling secret halal vodka. Pass it on.

Close...

Black Zero Alcohol Free Whisky

V&V trading company Ltd. has developed Black ZERO, the world’s first alcohol free whisky. Black ZERO is specifically targeted for Muslim consumers worldwide since it is Halal approved.

Black ZERO non alcohol whisky tastes and looks exactly like traditional Scotch Whisky. It is suitable for drinking straight up or with soda, tea or other mixers.

Black ZERO is the first whisky in the world, which is produced using the latest technologies, but also in accordance with the old recipes of whisky manufacture. After 10 years of research trying to reduce the amount of alcohol to a minimum but also to maintain the taste, colour and other characteristics, we were able to produce this alcohol-free whisky.

108 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:53:24am

re: #92 sagehen

There absolutely is.

That's much less goopy than this. Which was a source of much irritation to Jewish sciencebloggers for a time.

109 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:53:28am

re: #101 Obdicut

I am boycotting boycotts. That's my New Year's Resolution.

110 PhillyPretzel  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:53:30am

Sometimes I wonder if Ms Galore (yes I know I spelled it "wrong.") realizes how idiotic she looks. OT: I am sorry about the delays but these scripts are making my computer run slow.

111 Gus  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:53:35am

re: #99 Sergey Romanov

how do u know? u cia?

Nyet...

NSA

112 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:53:52am

in soviet russia pam is an intelligent, sober, coherent, attractive, tolerant and kind woman.

113 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:54:32am

re: #105 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

That's cheating.

It was great! He had ten kids!

114 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:54:39am

re: #107 NJDhockeyfan

Close...

Black Zero Alcohol Free Whisky

An abomination in the eyes of Gravel.

115 jaunte  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:55:01am

re: #107 NJDhockeyfan

V&V trading company Ltd. (a subsidiary of Point Less Consumer Products, Inc.) has developed Black ZERO, the world’s first alcohol free whisky.

116 freetoken  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:55:21am

BTW, it's not just the NY Post. I suspect intentional misinformation campaigns, given how wide this type of story has been disseminated the past couple of days, with another Murdoch outlet, the WSJ, trumpeting this net petroleum product export (for the past year) as some sort of vindication of anti-EPA anti-environmentalism movements/froth.

It's all very misleading.

117 Gus  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:55:41am

re: #112 Sergey Romanov

in soviet russia pam is an intelligent, sober, coherent, attractive, tolerant and kind woman.

And qualified Tu-154 pilot.

//

118 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:55:59am

From Andy Borowitz:

Gingrich on leaving the GOP race: "Not unless it gets cancer."

119 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:56:09am

re: #112 Sergey Romanov

What hell?

120 PhillyPretzel  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:56:16am

re: #117 Gus 802
lol

121 Gus  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:56:41am

re: #119 Slumbering Behemoth

What hell?

It's a trap!

//

122 freetoken  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:56:45am

And, btw, the suckers who buy this Murdoch-disseminated misinformation are the same types who buy Geller's hate-filled idiocy.

Delusional people led by their own narcissistic fantasies.

123 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:57:17am

re: #102 SanFranciscoZionist

I don't know about that. Could be a response, if some people got mad enough. Could also just be unrelated assholes. God know, we have plenty of unrelated assholes.

exactly. wouldn't take anything by cair seriously. anyway, these are one-trick ponies, so could be a coincidence, altho "bare naked islam" is certainly illustrative of that mindset.

124 jaunte  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:58:14am

Should Glenn Greenwald have to own the Ron Paul blue plate special?

...Why shouldn’t Greenwald be held just as accountable for the beliefs of people he trucks with ideologically, as he attempts to hold the supporters of the president, whom Glenn derides as “cultists” and “evil” for daring not to despise Barack Obama over individual policies Glenn disagrees with? The folks from Stormfront say Paul tracks with many of their beliefs. If Don Black opposed drone strikes in Pakistan, would Greenwald ignore his white supremacist stuff and tweet how superior his civil liberties cred is to Obama’s?

125 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:58:44am

re: #119 Slumbering Behemoth

What hell?

you need kleenex for after-head-explosion wipe-up?

126 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:59:15am

re: #115 jaunte

Why?

127 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 10:59:56am

re: #125 Sergey Romanov

I need kleenex for my weeping soul.

128 PhillyPretzel  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:00:17am

re: #125 Sergey Romanov
I have a extra roll of paper towels. /

129 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:00:23am

ichor for the ichor god!

130 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:01:13am

Playboy centerfold.

May all your souls weep now.

131 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:01:45am

re: #130 Slumbering Behemoth

Playboy centerfold.

May all your souls weep now.

so that's what you kids call it nowadays.

132 Varek Raith  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:02:35am

re: #130 Slumbering Behemoth

Playboy centerfold.

May all your souls weep now.

Dude, you taped a pic of yourself to the page.
Not cool.
Not cool.

133 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:02:50am

re: #131 Sergey Romanov

'twas thinking of the thread's person of topic.

134 Henchman 26  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:03:08am

re: #112 Sergey Romanov

in soviet russia pam is an intelligent, sober, coherent, attractive, tolerant and kind woman.

0 for 6. Not good.

135 Charles Johnson  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:03:20am

re: #123 Sergey Romanov

exactly. wouldn't take anything by cair seriously. anyway, these are one-tricl ponies, so could be a coincidence, altho "bare naked islam" is certainly illustrative of that mindset.

I don't know. After reading a lot of comments by followers of Bare Naked Islam, I find it very easy to believe that this is connected somehow. Those people were just raging out of control when BNI was shut down -- and the shutdown was caused by explicit threats to firebomb mosques.

We'll see.

136 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:03:32am

re: #133 Slumbering Behemoth

'twas thinking of the thread's person of topic.

a bit fetishistic! (c)DF

137 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:03:44am

re: #133 Slumbering Behemoth

Now your souls will weep.

138 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:05:05am

re: #137 Slumbering Behemoth

And maybe pee a little

139 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:06:15am

re: #138 Slumbering Behemoth

And maybe pee a little

kick those souls in the nads.

(souls have nads, right?)

140 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:07:26am

re: #139 Sergey Romanov

They will when I kick 'em. Chuck Norris ain't got shit on me.

141 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:08:32am

*go go gadget nads*

142 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:09:29am

To be clear: The reason that she is identifying the halal prayer as "sacrificed to idols" rather than dedicated to Allah is that in the New Testament, they are very clear that you are not to eat food that was sacrificed to idols.

This is what an idol looks like:

[Link: www.aztec-empire.com...]

Or this:

[Link: blog.bibleplaces.com...]

143 Obdicut  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:09:40am

re: #141 Sergey Romanov

*go go gadget nads*

Just

go go go go nads.

144 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:10:10am

I sleep with a night light. Not because I'm afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of me!

/also, my bedroom might be Soviet Russia

145 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:10:10am

re: #143 Obdicut

Just

go go go go nads.

hey! i went for subtlety!
/
/
/

146 PhillyPretzel  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:10:12am

Hmm I came up with a new nickname for that Geller person. Mz Pissy Galore.
How does that sound?

147 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:11:45am

re: #146 PhillyPretzel

Hmm I came up with a new nickname for that Geller person. Mz Pissy Galore.
How does that sound?

A bit fetishistic! (c)DF
/

148 Gus  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:12:22am
149 Obdicut  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:12:49am

re: #142 EmmmieG

The funny part is that Allah is just, well, God. And it can be done by a Christian or a Jew, as well as a Muslim.

150 PhillyPretzel  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:13:53am

re: #147 Slumbering Behemoth
Okay. Not a big hit. I will use my older phrase. That Geller Person.

151 Varek Raith  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:14:05am
152 freetoken  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:14:08am

re: #142 EmmmieG

I thought it were Asherah poles which were the big thing in the bronze age.

153 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:14:11am

re: #148 Gus 802

The Moore can not feel your zings. The Moore is immune.

154 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:15:05am

re: #150 PhillyPretzel

I think Pissy Galore is appropriate. Genius, even.

155 Gus  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:15:40am

re: #153 Slumbering Behemoth

The Moore can not feel your zings. The Moore is immune.

Yeah. He's another one that reminds me of the Church of Scientology. L. Ron Moore. Maybe he'll sic his lawyers on me now.

156 PhillyPretzel  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:15:51am

re: #154 Slumbering Behemoth
Sometimes I have a "flash" of genius.

157 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:18:02am

re: #155 Gus 802

Is that why South Park hasn't given him their trademark fisking?

158 ProGunLiberal  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:18:35am

All this shows is that Geller is obsessed with Islamic Cock.

159 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:20:43am

re: #158 ProLifeLiberal

Heh.

160 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:23:10am

re: #152 freetoken

I thought it were Asherah poles which were the big thing in the bronze age.

Not in what is currently Guatemala.

161 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:25:00am

To be clear: I cannot show you a drawing or statue of Allah because there aren't any.

Also, the statues and drawings of Christ and Mary are not considered idols, either.

162 Michael McBacon  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 11:52:46am

Things I've learned from Pam:

-Butterball are forcing white Americans to eat halal meat.
-Charles Johnson is a bagel boy.
-European Fascists/Neo-Nazis love Jews.

////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

163 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 12:07:14pm

re: #157 Slumbering Behemoth

Is that why South Park hasn't given him their trademark fisking?

They showed him as a suicide bomber sloppily eating a hotdog in Team America.

164 Lidane  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 12:22:14pm

re: #61 Varek Raith

Why the hell did it take the media decades to bother to research this???

Because it took decades for him to be relevant in the GOP.

165 Charles Johnson  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 12:31:11pm

re: #31 Charles

Let's see how long it takes her to fix these stupid typos, now that I pointed them out. They were up all day yesterday, and all morning today.

Sure enough - she just fixed the typos.

166 Eclectic Infidel  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 12:34:06pm

My goodness. She's like a child who craves attention. Does she need a plushie toy to feel loved?

167 Lidane  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 12:40:37pm

re: #124 jaunte

Should Glenn Greenwald have to own the Ron Paul blue plate special?

I have to agree with this. Greenwald is the reason some of my otherwise intelligent liberal/moderate leaning friends are Paulbot idiots. They read his columns, especially when he defends Paul, and they think he's on their side.

168 Michael McBacon  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 1:11:48pm

re: #165 Charles

Sure enough - she just fixed the typos.

It wouldn't surprise me if Robert Spencer advised her to fix them.

169 Fortitudine  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 3:20:23pm

re: #162 UNIXon

Things I've learned from Pam:
-Butterball are forcing white Americans to eat halal meat.

Why do Gellar and Spencer hate free enterprise and capitalism so much? I would think any right-minded citizen would applaud an American business that aggressively seeks out new markets.

Or did my b-school professors lie to me?

170 Lidane  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:14:13pm

re: #169 Fortitudine

Why do Gellar and Spencer hate free enterprise and capitalism so much?

They don't hate free enterprise and capitalism. They hate Muslims, and selling anything that's halal benefits a Muslim. Ergo, it's bad and wrong.

171 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Jan 2, 2012 4:19:38pm

re: #167 Lidane

I have to agree with this. Greenwald is the reason some of my otherwise intelligent liberal/moderate leaning friends are Paulbot idiots. They read his columns, especially when he defends Paul, and they think he's on their side.

What they don't see is an asshole who went outside ethical boundaries to try to win a murder-for-hire case in which he defended "Christian Identity" White Supremacist Matthew Hale. Said ethical violations were so dishonest and so excessive as to warrant the suspension of his law license. He's a high-order dirtbag.


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