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steve_davis  Mar 5, 2022 • 10:45:57am

Bought more of these Wozz kitchen creations. I’m nearly out of my first jar of the cranberry concoction, and they were doing free shipping which is always hard to pass up.

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 10:55:02am

“Ron DeSantis is a fucking asshole.” - everyone who knows Ron DeSantis.

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:01:55am

Oh, we got a fuckin’ nonvoy,
Not going anywhere.
We’ve got a fuckin’ nonvoy,
Can’t you feel our despair?

NONVOOOOYYYYY….

The caravan of up to 10,000 vehicles from across the U.S. that had intended to hit the D.C. Beltway today as a protest against covid emergency measures (now mostly lifted) has paused in Hagerstown, Md., without an announcement as to what happens next, Raw Story just reported.

Instead of converging on the D.C. area today, the convoy organizers have announced an all-day rally. Some participants are reportedly confused and frustrated. “Oh, we’re going to do something,” a leader promises, but it’s unclear what or when.

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Teukka  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:04:22am
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Charles Johnson  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:04:58am
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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:05:45am
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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:06:39am

re: #5 Charles Johnson

I hope Devin Nunes is enjoying his new gig. He gets to spend a lot of time on the phone with Trump.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:08:34am

Next edition of TIME Magazine in the U.S.

Next edition of TIME Magazine EVERYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD:

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:08:44am

re: #3 darthstar

Oh, we got a fuckin’ nonvoy,
Not going anywhere.
We’ve got a fuckin’ nonvoy,
Can’t you feel our despair?

NONVOOOOYYYYY….

washingtonpost.com

With a monster grift at the bottom leaching money off the rubes and suckers.

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jaunte  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:10:09am

re: #2 darthstar

They’re all fucking assholes.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:10:22am

re: #8 Eclectic Cyborg

Very interesting. Another reason not to read Time magazine.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:11:42am

re: #7 darthstar

I hope Devin Nunes is enjoying his new gig. He gets to spend a lot of time on the phone with Trump.

He chose to make Donald Trump his inevitably disappointed and raging boss. Sucks to be a stupid ass-kisser who can’t foresee the obvious.

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:12:11am

Devin Nunes is having a bad day.

Donald Trump Can’t Stop Whining About His Failing Social Media App

In recent weeks, sources have heard the former president on the phone swearing gratuitously and asking things like, “What the fuck is going on” with Truth Social.

He’s repeatedly groused about the negative press and the less-than-stellar optics of the rollout, these sources said. And he’s demanded to know why more people aren’t using it—why the app isn’t swiftly dominating the competition.

Because silence prefers to live in a vacuum?

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:13:38am

re: #8 Eclectic Cyborg

Next edition of TIME Magazine in the U.S.

[Embedded content]

Well, at least the US cover will trigger the Trumpers, but they could put the women on next month and be globally consistent…Ukraine is kind of a big thing right now.

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Teukka  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:13:53am
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JC1  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:14:15am

Regarding that plane flying from St. Petersburg to the US that was discussed last thread. Apparently it’s going to pick up the 13 expelled Russian diplomats.

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:17:26am

re: #13 darthstar

Meh…didn’t need to post that after Charles’ #5…I blame the breakfast shots…wasn’t going to have them but our friends showed up and there went the neighborhood.
Recipe for those interested:
Shot glass of OJ
Rocks glass of 1/2 Jameson, 1/2 Butterscotch Schnapps
Some bits of fresh cooked bacon on the side.
Shoot the booze, then the OJ, then have a bite of bacon…like a liquid McGriddle. Thank me later.

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jaunte  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:17:38am
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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:17:58am

re: #6 darthstar

I shall reiterate something that I haven’t been saying often enough :

Idiocracy was not meant to be a portent / future history documentary.

Holy shit, people are dumb

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:18:40am

re: #17 darthstar

I tell all my friends who have kids in their 20s now to use this as an Xmas morning surprise.

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steve_davis  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:21:16am

re: #3 darthstar

Oh, we got a fuckin’ nonvoy,
Not going anywhere.
We’ve got a fuckin’ nonvoy,
Can’t you feel our despair?

NONVOOOOYYYYY….

Russian convoy: “We should be in Kyiv in 20 minutes or so….wait, what’s that ahead of us?”
Russian HQ: (later in the day) Breaker 1-9, breaker 1-9, just dropping in to see what condition your condition is in, over.”
Russian convoy: “Uhm, there seem to be an enormous number of semis parked in the road here, with a bunch of loud-mouthed assholes running around outside shouting something about masks. They seem to believe they’re on the Capital Beltway, over.”

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Jay C  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:21:46am

re: #13 darthstar

Devin Nunes is having a bad day.

Donald Trump Can’t Stop Whining About His Failing Social Media App

Because silence prefers to live in a vacuum?

Maybe another contributing factor to TFG’s displeasure (which should only rot him from the inside out) is that he is in danger of rapidly becoming Yesterday’s News.
And being so publicly on the wrong side of one of the most serious international crises in many years can’t help….

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:22:56am

re: #18 jaunte

Some of his fellow white supremacists still consider themselves patriots. Time to start calling them out on how willing they are to protect their ‘legacy’…let them kick Fuentes to the curb.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:23:51am

re: #13 darthstar

Devin Nunes is having a bad day.

Donald Trump Can’t Stop Whining About His Failing Social Media App

Because silence prefers to live in a vacuum?

Even Trump isn’t using it!

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:24:46am

re: #8 Eclectic Cyborg

Next edition of TIME Magazine in the U.S.

[Embedded content]

I pointed Google Translate on my phone at that second cover. It struggled, offering multiple translations. I hope “Life will defeat death” is more accurate than “death will win” or “death is possible and the world is darkness.”

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:25:04am

re: #21 steve_davis

Russian convoy: “We should be in Kyiv in 20 minutes or so….wait, what’s that ahead of us?”
Russian HQ: (later in the day) Breaker 1-9, breaker 1-9, just dropping in to see what condition your condition is in, over.”
Russian convoy: “Uhm, there seem to be an enormous number of semis parked in the road here, with a bunch of loud-mouthed assholes running around outside shouting something about masks. They seem to believe they’re on the Capital Beltway, over.”

Bonus points for the Big Lebowski ear worm…holy shit, I never realized that was a Kenny Rogers song!

The First Edition : Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:28:43am

re: #24 No Malarkey!

Even Trump isn’t using it!

Well, maybe if he did he would get more users. But he doesn’t want to. He wants Twitter.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:28:50am
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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:30:03am
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Ace Rothstein  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:31:08am

re: #10 jaunte

CONGRESSIONALY-APPROVED UKRAINIAN AID WITH TRUMP’S SIGNATURE, I’d like to add.

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retired cynic  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:31:26am

re: #27 darthstar

Well, maybe if he did he would get more users. But he doesn’t want to. He wants Twitter.

Blackmail? Twitter, let me back on, and I’ll close Truth Social down?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:32:12am
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Ace Rothstein  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:33:36am

re: #32 Backwoods_Sleuth

I shot a game Griner played in when she was in high school. It wasn’t even fair what the opposing team had to deal with.

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steve_davis  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:34:47am

re: #28 No Malarkey!

[Embedded content]

there are supposedly something like 60,000 military veterans who have made their way to Poland to join up. This guy may be a little too old, though in a sense he’s timeless, so who knows?

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jaunte  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:35:12am
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Grunthos the Flatulent  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:36:07am

What if the Wordle ended tomorrow?

Wordle 260 3/6

⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:37:09am

re: #31 retired cynic

Blackmail? Twitter, let me back on, and I’ll close Truth Social down?

That is like trying to blackmail McDonald’s by offering to shut down Burger Queen.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:37:44am

re: #37 No Malarkey!

Burger Queen?

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Grunthos the Flatulent  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:39:12am

re: #38 PhillyPretzel

Burger Queen?

Show concept rejected by Ru Paul.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:39:29am

re: #22 Jay C

Maybe another contributing factor to TFG’s displeasure (which should only rot him from the inside out) is that he is in danger of rapidly becoming Yesterday’s News.

I’m okay with this.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:40:00am

re: #38 PhillyPretzel

Burger Queen?

Youtube Video

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jaunte  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:41:12am

The fifth column:

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:43:26am

re: #42 jaunte

Fucking assholes.

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Belafon  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:44:59am

re: #28 No Malarkey!

I would discuss it as well, and hope it’s not needed.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:45:22am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:46:33am
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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:48:50am
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HRH Stanley Sea  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:55:43am

re: #13 darthstar

What? How stupid is this? ETTD

The app is also only available on Apple devices, denying access to owners of Android

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John Hughes  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:56:00am

re: #47 darthstar

Yeah, but no.

Manpads won’t be enough if the Russians get their act together.

The only reason they’re flying low enough for manpads to be a problem is they’re worried about longer range stuff (including their own).

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:57:23am

re: #49 John Hughes

Yeah, but no.

Manpads won’t be enough if the Russians get their act together.

The only reason they’re flying low enough for manpads to be a problem is they’re worried about longer range stuff (including their own).

I wouldn’t mind if we sent Ukraine a shit ton of Patriot SAMs.

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Jay C  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:59:16am

re: #47 darthstar

TBH, at first glance, I thought that “No-Fly Zone in a Box” was a stack of coffins…

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Decatur Deb  Mar 5, 2022 • 11:59:41am

re: #50 darthstar

I wouldn’t mind if we sent Ukraine a shit ton of Patriot SAMs.

We talked them out of their nukes. We should send them anything we can get away with.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:00:49pm

re: #51 Jay C

Same here. Of course if you saw Beau’s video from a couple of threads ago you would understand why he is not happy with it.

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:01:32pm

This is nice…silent, electric powerd “Punisher” drones capable of carrying 3kg payloads.
businessinsider.com

Eugene Bulatsev, an engineer with the Ukrainian designer UA-Dynamics, told the outlet that the “game-changing” Punisher drones had completed up to 60 “successful” missions since the Russian invasion began.

“This is the cheapest and easiest way to deliver a punch from a long distance, without risking civilian lives,” Bulatsev told the newspaper.

The electric drones have a 7.5-foot wingspan and can fly for hours at 1,300ft and need only the coordinates of their target so they can carry out their mission automatically, Bulatsev said.

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:03:17pm

Aww…

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Charles Johnson  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:03:40pm
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steve_davis  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:06:46pm

re: #51 Jay C

TBH, at first glance, I thought that “No-Fly Zone in a Box” was a stack of coffins…

well, it kind of is, metaphorically.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:09:02pm

re: #56 Charles Johnson

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piratedan  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:10:00pm

just speaking amongst us lizards, my biggest fear is that Putin is now at the point where he’s looking for an excuse to use his nukes. Which is why he’s invading Swedish air space and sinking unarmed merchantmen… provoking, looking for a response that he can use to justify an escalation.

There’s a part of me that understands just how tragic this all is… for the Ukranians as being caught in the real-politik of the situation and all of us that are tapped in emotionally to provide that response.

Not an easy place to be for anyone and naturally all of the bandwagoning GOP now calling for an escalation, so they can criticize whatever decision is made.. hypocrisy free ‘natch.

There’s also a part of me that wonders if there are other measures in the works to isolate Putin from his nukes that no one can talk about… after all, we’ve shown Putin that we know when he’s made a decision and what that decision was… do we have even greater abilities to prevent him from doing the unthinkable? Can we maintain this until he’s overthrown, assassinated?

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:13:31pm

I agree with this thread.

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Sherlock Hound  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:17:03pm

re: #3 darthstar

“Cuz everything’s gettin’ in our way!”
“Nonvoooooooy……… Nonvoooooooy….”

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steve_davis  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:17:33pm

re: #59 piratedan

just speaking amongst us lizards, my biggest fear is that Putin is now at the point where he’s looking for an excuse to use his nukes. Which is why he’s invading Swedish air space and sinking unarmed merchantmen… provoking, looking for a response that he can use to justify an escalation.

There’s a part of me that understands just how tragic this all is… for the Ukranians as being caught in the real-politik of the situation and all of us that are tapped in emotionally to provide that response.

Not an easy place to be for anyone and naturally all of the bandwagoning GOP now calling for an escalation, so they can criticize whatever decision is made.. hypocrisy free ‘natch.

There’s also a part of me that wonders if there are other measures in the works to isolate Putin from his nukes that no one can talk about… after all, we’ve shown Putin that we know when he’s made a decision and what that decision was… do we have even greater abilities to prevent him from doing the unthinkable? Can we maintain this until he’s overthrown, assassinated?

i know everyone worries about putin using nukes, but I have absolute certainty that Russia has at least informal ways of keeping a mad emperor from nuking the world. After all, there can be no question in any general’s mind that a “limited” use of nuclear weapons anywhere in Europe is going to result in a “limited” use of nuclear weapons on Russian cities.

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:19:04pm

interesting…I google translated the facebook post and here’s a small clip:

What now? We cannot announce mobilization for two reasons:
1) Large-scale mobilization will undermine the situation inside the country: political, economic, social.
2) Our logistics are already overstretched today. We will drive a many times larger contingent, and what will we get? Ukraine is a hefty country in terms of territory. And now the level of hatred towards us is going through the roof. Our roads simply won’t be able to handle such supply caravans - everything will come to a standstill. And we won’t manage to pull it out - because it’s chaos.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:22:57pm

re: #63 darthstar

interesting…I google translated the facebook post and here’s a small clip:

That clip includes a couple of very sound conclusions. Russia can cause immense death and destruction in Ukraine, but it cannot win this war.

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Dr Lizardo  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:23:49pm

OK, so back from seeing The Batman.

Solid film; 3.5/4 stars. Pattinson was good in the Bruce Wayne/Batman role, Zoë Kravitz was fantastic as Selina Kyle, and Colin Farrell as Oswald Copplepot/Penguin was a great performance.

A well-written screenplay and solid direction from Matt Reeves with beautiful cinematography. The Batman is probably the best cinematic outing for the Caped Crusader since Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight and damn, does Paul Dano make one hell of a great villain with his take on the Riddler (in this incarnation, an agenda-driven psychopathic serial killer with some obvious inspiration from the real-life Zodiac Killer).

With elements from neo-noir, psychological thrillers, crime dramas/police procedurals, this one is a strong recommend from me.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:25:22pm

Perhaps the US and Russia (China too) need to be a bit more circumspect about letting dipshits have nuke launch authority. Time to work out some structural improvements.

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:28:16pm

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GlutenFreeJesus  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:29:43pm

Re: all the nuke talk.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:31:22pm

re: #67 darthstar

[Embedded content]

That monkey has nailed the Scred look.

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Belafon  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:32:22pm

re: #52 Decatur Deb

We talked them out of their nukes. We should send them anything we can get away with.

We are now sending them enough stuff that it’s going to stack up.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:35:03pm

Most important question of the XXI Cent: “Is Putin crazier than Trump?”

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calochortus  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:35:14pm

re: #13 darthstar

Devin Nunes is having a bad day.

Donald Trump Can’t Stop Whining About His Failing Social Media App

Because silence prefers to live in a vacuum?

Freepers have had a couple threads about Truth Social. A few seem to be able to post there, but the vast majority of those commenting are still waiting to have their accounts activated (“I’m #187,002, can’t wait to get on!”) Some are becoming less interested in it due to the botched roll out and the fact you need an Apple product to use it-if you could ever get on.

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:36:41pm

re: #72 calochortus

Freepers have had a couple threads about Truth Social. A few seem to be able to post there, but the vast majority of those commenting are still waiting to have their accounts activated (“I’m #187,002, can’t wait to get on!”) Some are becoming less interested in it due to the botched roll out and the fact you need an Apple product to use it-if you could ever get on.

Why doesn’t it support Android? That seems an odd restriction on your product distribution.

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William Lewis  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:36:43pm

re: #65 Dr Lizardo

OK, so back from seeing The Batman.

Solid film; 3.5/4 stars. Pattinson was good in the Bruce Wayne/Batman role, Zoë Kravitz was fantastic as Selina Kyle, and Colin Farrell as Oswald Copplepot/Penguin was a great performance.

A well-written screenplay and solid direction from Matt Reeves with beautiful cinematography. The Batman is probably the best cinematic outing for the Caped Crusader since Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight and damn, does Paul Dano make one hell of a great villain with his take on the Riddler (in this incarnation, an agenda-driven psychopathic serial killer with some obvious inspiration from the real-life Zodiac Killer).

With elements from neo-noir, psychological thrillers, crime dramas/police procedurals, this one is a strong recommend from me.

Most important - they didn’t put the killing of the parents in it yet again.

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:38:48pm
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wrenchwench  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:39:51pm

re: #71 Decatur Deb

Most important question of the XXI Cent: “Is Putin crazier than Trump?”

Putin is more durable. It makes him look smarter. From way out here.

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:40:41pm

re: #73 Hecuba’s daughter

Why doesn’t it support Android? That seems an odd restriction on your product distribution.

trump uses iPhone, so that was the only requirement.

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Dr Lizardo  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:41:15pm

re: #74 William Lewis

Most important - they didn’t put the killing of the parents in it yet again.

Yep. It’s obviously a part of the story but it’s alluded to, which is a fine way to handle it.

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calochortus  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:41:38pm

re: #73 Hecuba’s daughter

Why doesn’t it support Android? That seems an odd restriction on your product distribution.

No idea. Possibly because they are incompetent?

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Decatur Deb  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:41:38pm

re: #76 wrenchwench

Putin is more durable. It makes him look smarter. From way out here.

I wouldn’t trust either of them with a shotgun.

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:46:26pm

re: #80 Decatur Deb

I wouldn’t trust either of them with a shotgun.

Putin’s preferences are for windows and polonium.

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Rightwingconspirator  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:47:00pm

Ukraine had a plan to be the porcupine. Too small to fight, but plenty of ways to make an attacker hurt. Russian air is having a bad time of it.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:55:44pm
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Greup  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:56:56pm

re: #59 piratedan

I’m not worried about nukes right now.

Putin has the same method as Trump, if he encounters resistance he just raise the stakes.

So I’m more worried that he would do an operation against the Baltic States or Finland and just dare NATO to fire back. If they do, he has the perfect propaganda weapon to get the Russian people behind him. Then the economic sanctions, the pullout of western companies etc, gets the logical explanation that it was preparations before the attack by NATO on Mother Russia. Thus saving his regime.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:57:44pm

re: #83 Backwoods_Sleuth

Although I do not have a picture of him I saw my first robin of the season yesterday.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:58:40pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 5, 2022 • 12:59:28pm

re: #82 Rightwingconspirator

Ukraine had a plan to be the porcupine. Too small to fight, but plenty of ways to make an attacker hurt. Russian air is having a bad time of it.

[Embedded content]

The war is 10 days old; that doesn’t seem like a huge number of aircraft to lose in that period.

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retired cynic  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:00:13pm

re: #86 Backwoods_Sleuth

DAMNIT!

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steve_davis  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:00:24pm

re: #84 Greup

I’m not worried about nukes right now.

Putin has the same method as Trump, if he encounters resistance he just raise the stakes.

So I’m more worried that he would do an operation against the Baltic States or Finland and just dare NATO to fire back. If they do, he has the perfect propaganda weapon to get the Russian people behind him. Then the economic sanctions, the pullout of western companies etc, gets the logical explanation that it was preparations before the attack by NATO on Mother Russia. Thus saving his regime.

The Baltic states are NATO. We would be obligated under treaty to respond. If he attacks Finland from here, we’ll assume he’s fighting a world war, and we would respond with military might. I know that sounds semantic, but at the moment, Putin is claiming he is in a kind of police action. We’re not really taking him at his word, but we’re “tolerating” this as a coalition with the idea that this will be bad, but it could be worse. If he invades Finland, that’s suddenly a whole new ball game.

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Rightwingconspirator  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:00:37pm

re: #87 Hecuba’s daughter

The war is 10 days old; that doesn’t seem like a huge number of aircraft to lose in that period.

It’s the last day or so.

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:00:52pm

re: #25 Punish Domestic Terrorists

I pointed Google Translate on my phone at that second cover. It struggled, offering multiple translations. I hope “Life will defeat death” is more accurate than “death will win” or “death is possible and the world is darkness.”

It means life will overcome death and the light (will overcome) darkness.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:02:42pm

re: #86 Backwoods_Sleuth

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:04:13pm

re: #89 steve_davis

The Baltic states are NATO. We would be obligated under treaty to respond. If he attacks Finland from here, we’ll assume he’s fighting a world war, and we would respond with military might. I know that sounds semantic, but at the moment, Putin is claiming he is in a kind of police action. We’re not really taking him at his word, but we’re “tolerating” this as a coalition with the idea that this will be bad, but it could be worse. If he invades Finland, that’s suddenly a whole new ball game.

The only problem with the “invading Finland” scenario is that Russia doesn’t have an army available to invade Finland with. And we will know long beforehand if he’s thinking of trying, because he would have to build up the forces on the Finnish border for weeks, just like he did on the border of Ukraine, in full view of everyone.

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HRH Stanley Sea  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:04:33pm

re: #73 Hecuba’s daughter

Why doesn’t it support Android? That seems an odd restriction on your product distribution.

So stupid to have this restriction from the get go.

Who the fuck knows. All dirty money.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:05:41pm
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Decatur Deb  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:06:18pm

If this develops into a serious nuclear scare, that might be a good thing. Some crisis must be overwhelming enough to break through the political bullshit the US electorate has embraced. Otherwise the next, scarier, apocalypse is inevitable.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:06:29pm

re: #87 Hecuba’s daughter

Within the last 26 hours at the time of the tweet.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:08:03pm
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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:08:41pm

Apparently, a lot of US veterans are volunteering to fight in what is a clear cut case of defending democracy from authoritarianism, unlike the conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan. yahoo.com

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lizardofid  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:17:42pm

re: #98 Eclectic Cyborg

“Senator Rick Scott, please mute your mic,”

Zelensky really does speak for decent folk everywhere.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:18:07pm

This is sofa king weird.

Youtube Video

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Greup  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:19:08pm

re: #89 steve_davis

An operation might not have to be military.

It could be something like burning down a few orthodox churches in each of the three baltic states, blowing up radiostation or checkpoints at the border, killing a russian major on either side of the border. And then use the propaganda that the west is attacking to get his people in line. It could rapidly get very complicated.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:21:51pm
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PhillyPretzel  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:22:59pm

re: #103 Charles Johnson

He could use a length of duct tape across his mouth.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:23:18pm

re: #100 lizardofid

“Senator Rick Scott, please mute your mic,”

Zelensky really does speak for decent folk everywhere.

Even Mitch McConnell would second that remark.

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Teukka  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:23:44pm

re: #63 darthstar

interesting…I google translated the facebook post and here’s a small clip:

Juliet. Foxtrot. Charlie. Over. And it’s line with my analysis as well.
This. Will. Not. End. Well.
Also, found a pastebin of a reasonable quality machine translation:

18+ One of the insiders from the special services of the Russian Federation, I will publish without edits and censorship, because this is hell: “I’ll be honest right away: I have hardly slept all these days, almost all the time at work, my head is a little floating, like in a fog. And from overwork, sometimes I already catch states, as if all this is not real.
To be honest, the Pandora’s box is open - a real global horror will begin by the summer - global famine is inevitable (Russia and Ukraine were the main suppliers of grain in the world, this year’s harvest will be smaller, and logistical problems will bring the catastrophe to a peak point).
I can’t tell you what guided those at the top when deciding on the operation, but now they are methodically lowering all the dogs on us (the Service). We are scolded for analytics - this is very in my profile, so I will explain what is wrong.
Recently, we have been increasingly pressed to customize reports to the requirements of management - I once touched on this topic. All these political consultants, politicians and their retinue, influence teams - all this created chaos. Strong.
Most importantly, no one knew that there would be such a war, they hid it from everyone. And here’s an example for you: you are asked (conditionally) to calculate the possibility of human rights protection in different conditions, including the attack of prisons by meteorites. You specify about meteorites, they tell you - this is so, reinsurance for calculations, nothing like this will happen. You understand that the report will be just for show, but you need to write in a victorious style so that there are no questions, they say, why do you have so many problems, did you really work badly. In general, a report is being written that when a meteorite falls, we have everything to eliminate the consequences, we are great, everything is fine. And you concentrate on tasks that are real - we don’t have enough strength anyway. And then suddenly they really throw meteorites and expect that everything will be according to your analytics, which was written from the bulldozer.
That is why we have a total piz_ets - I don’t even want to pick another word. There is no protection from sanctions for the same reason: well, it’s quite possible that Nabiullina will be sewn up with negligence (rather, the switchmen from her team), but what are they to blame for? No one knew that there would be such a war, so no one prepared for such sanctions. This is the reverse side of secrecy: since no one was told, then who could calculate what no one told about?

Kadyrov is going crazy. And the conflict almost started with us: perhaps even the Ukrainians threw in misinformation that it was we who handed over the routes of Kadyrov’s special forces in the first days of the operation. They were covered there on the march in a terrible way, they had not yet begun to fight, but they were simply torn to pieces in some places. And off we go: it was the FSB that leaked the routes to the Ukrainians. I do not have such information, I will leave 1-2% for reliability (it cannot be completely ruled out either).
Blitzkrieg failed. It is simply impossible to complete the task now: if Zelensky and the authorities were captured in the first 1-3 days, they seized all the key buildings in Kyiv, they gave them the order to surrender - yes, the resistance would subside to the minimum values. In theory. But what’s next? Even with this ideal variant, there was an unsolvable problem: with whom to negotiate? If we demolish Zelensky, well, with whom should we sign agreements? If with Zelensky, then after we demolish it, these papers are worth nothing. Opposition Platform for Life refused to cooperate: Medvedchuk is a coward, he fled. There is a second leader there - Boyko, but he refuses to work with us - even his own people will not understand him. They wanted to return Tsarev, so even our pro-Russians turned against him. Return Yanukovych? But as? If we say that it is impossible to occupy, then any of our authorities will be killed there in 10 minutes, as we leave. Occupy? Where are we going to get so many people? Commandant’s offices, military police, counterintelligence, security - even with minimal resistance from the locals, we need 500 thousand or more people. Not counting the supply system. And there is a rule that by covering the poor quality of management with quantity, you only spoil everything. And this, I repeat, would be with the ideal option, which does not exist.
What now? We cannot announce mobilization for two reasons:
1) Large-scale mobilization will undermine the situation inside the country: political, economic, social.
2) Our logistics are already overstretched today. We will drive a many times larger contingent, and what will we get? Ukraine is a hefty country in terms of territory. And now the level of hatred towards us is going through the roof. Our roads simply won’t be able to handle such supply caravans - everything will come to a standstill. And we won’t manage to pull it out - because it’s chaos.
And these two reasons fall out at the same time, although even one is enough to break everything off.

Losses: I don’t know how many there are. Nobody knows. For the first two days there was still control, now no one knows what is going on there. You can lose large units in communication. They can be found, or they can dissolve due to being attacked. And there, even the commanders may not know how many of them are running around somewhere nearby, how many died, how many are in captivity. The number of deaths is definitely in the thousands. Maybe 10 thousand, maybe 5, or maybe only 2. Even at the headquarters they don’t know for sure. But it should be closer to 10. And now we don’t count the LDNR corps - they have their own accounting.
Now, even if Zelensky is killed, taken prisoner, nothing will change. There is Chechnya in terms of hatred towards us. And now even those who were loyal to us are against it. Because it was planned from above, because we were told that there would be no such option, unless we were attacked. Because they explained that it was necessary to create the most credible threat in order to peacefully agree on the right conditions. Because we were initially preparing protests within Ukraine against Zelensky. Excluding our direct entry. Intrusions, to put it simply.
Further civilian losses will go exponentially - and resistance to us will also only increase. They already tried to enter the cities with infantry - out of twenty landing groups, only one had a conditional success. Remember the assault on Mosul - after all, this is the rule, so it was in all countries, nothing new.
Keep under siege? According to the experience of military conflicts in the same Europe in recent decades (Serbia is the largest testing ground here), cities can be under siege for years, and even function. Humanitarian convoys from Europe there are a matter of time.
We have a conditional deadline of June. Conditional - because in June we have no economy left, nothing remains. By and large, next week there will be a turning point in one of the sides, simply because the situation cannot be in such an overstrain. There are no analytics - it is impossible to calculate the chaos, here no one can say anything for sure. Act intuitively, and even on emotions - but this is not poker for you. Rates will rise, in the hope that suddenly some option will shoot through. The trouble is that we, too, can now miscalculate and lose everything in one move.
By and large, the country has no way out. It’s just that there is no option for a possible victory, and defeat is everything, sailed at all. They 100% repeated the beginning of the last century, when they decided to kick weak Japan and get a quick victory, then it turned out that the army was in trouble. then they started the war to the bitter end, then they began to take the Bolsheviks for “re-education” into the army - after all, they were outcasts, uninteresting to anyone in the masses. And then, the Bolsheviks, who were not really known to anyone, picked up anti-war slogans and it started like this …

From the pros: we did everything so that even a hint of the mass sending of “penalty boxes” to the front line did not pass. Send convicts and “socially unreliable” political prisoners there (so that they don’t mess with the water inside the country) - the morale of the army will simply go into the negative. And the enemy is motivated, terribly motivated. He knows how to fight, there are enough middle-level commanders there. There are weapons. They have support. We will simply set a precedent for human loss in the world. And that’s it.
What we are most afraid of: at the top, they act according to the rule of overlapping the old problem with a new problem. Largely for this reason, the Donbass of 2014 began - it was necessary to divert the attention of Westerners from the topic of the Russian spring in Crimea, so the Donbass crisis, it seems, should have drawn all the attention to itself and become the subject of bargaining. But there were even bigger problems. Then they decided to push Erdogan into 4 pipes of the South Stream and entered Syria - this is after Soleimani gave deliberately false inputs in order to solve his problems. As a result, it was not possible to close the issue with Crimea, there are also problems with the Donbass, the South Stream has shrunk to 2 pipes, and Syria has hung with another headache (if we go out, they will demolish Assad, which will make us look like idiots, but it’s also difficult and useless to sit).
I don’t know who came up with the “Ukrainian Blitzkrieg”. If we were given real introductory information, we would at least indicate that the original plan is controversial, that we need to double-check a lot. A lot of things. Now we got into the shit somewhere up to the neck. And it is not clear what to do. “Denazification” and “demilitarization” are not analytical categories, because they do not have clearly defined parameters by which one can determine the level of accomplishment or non-completion of the task.
Now it remains to be seen that some fucking adviser will convince the top to start a conflict with Europe demanding to reduce some sanctions. Or reduce, or war. What if they refuse? Now I do not rule out that then we will be drawn into a real international conflict, like Hitler in 1939. And then our Z will be compared to us with a swastika.
Is there a possibility of a local nuclear strike? Yes. Not for military purposes (it will not give anything - this is a defense breakthrough weapon), but with the aim of intimidating others. At the same time, the soil is being prepared to turn everything to Ukraine - Naryshkin and his SVR are now digging the earth to prove that they secretly created nuclear weapons there. Damn, they are now hammering on what we have long studied and dismantled: you can’t draw evidence here on your knee, and the presence of specialists and uranium (Ukraine has a lot of depleted isotope 238) is nothing. There the production cycle is such that you can’t do it imperceptibly. You can’t even make a “dirty” bomb imperceptibly, but the fact that their old nuclear power plants can produce weapons-grade plutonium (plants like REB-1000 produce it in minimal quantities as a “by-product” of the reaction) - so the Americans introduced such control there with the involvement of the IAEA, that sucking on the topic is stupid.
Do you know what will happen next week? Well, even after two. Now it will cover us so much that we will start to miss the hungry 90s. While the auction was closed, Nabiullina seemed to be taking normal steps - but this is all like plugging a hole in a dam with a finger. It will still break through, and even stronger. Nothing will be decided in 3, 5, or 10 days.
Kadyrov beats his hoof for a reason - they have their own adventures there. He created for himself the image of the most influential and invincible. And if it falls once, it will be taken down by its own people. He will no longer be the owner of the winning teip.
We go further. Syria. “The guys will hold out, everything will be over in Ukraine - and there in Syria we will again strengthen everything in positions.” And now, at any moment, they can wait there for the contingent to run out of resources - and such a heat will set in … Turkey blocks the straits - to transport supplies there by planes, it’s like heating an oven with money.
Notice that all this is happening at the same time, we don’t even have time to bring everything into one heap. We have a situation, like in Germany in the 43-44th. At the start right away. Sometimes I am already lost from this overwork, sometimes it seems that everything was a dream and it was a dream, that everything is as before.

In prisons, by the way, it will be worse. Now the nuts will begin to tighten so that to the bloody ichor. Everywhere. To be honest, purely technically, this remains the only chance to keep the situation - we are already in the mode of total mobilization. But you can’t stay in such a regime for a long time, and we have ambiguity with the timing and it will only get worse for now. From mobilization, management always goes astray. Yes, and imagine: you can run a hundred meters in a snatch, but it’s bad to go to a marathon distance and give a jerk with all your might. Here we rushed with the Ukrainian question, as if we were running a hundred meters, and fit into a cross-country marathon.
And that’s what I’m talking about very, very briefly.
From the cynical, I will only add that I do not believe that VV Putin will press the red button to destroy the whole world.
Firstly, there is more than one person making a decision, at least someone will jump off. And there are a lot of people there - there is no “one-man red button”.
Secondly, there are some doubts that everything is functioning successfully there. Experience shows that the greater the transparency and control, the easier it is to identify shortcomings. And where it is not clear who controls and how, but always bravura reports - everything is always wrong there. I’m not sure if the red button system works as advertised. In addition, the plutonium charge must be changed every 10 years.
Thirdly, and this is the most vile and sad thing, I personally do not believe in the readiness to sacrifice oneself of a person who does not let the members of the Federation Council, but his closest representatives and ministers, come close to him. For fear of the coronavirus or an attack, it doesn’t matter. If you are afraid to let the most trusted people near you, then how will you dare to destroy yourself and your loved ones, inclusive?
If anything - ask, but I can not answer for several days. We are in rush mode, and there are more and more tasks.
In general, our reports are peppy, but everything flies in the pi_du.
Never before has this gulagu.net source swearing, writing short and to the point. But even now he…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:26:24pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:27:55pm

re: #107 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Teukka  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:28:16pm
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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:31:29pm
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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:32:42pm
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ckkatz  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:33:27pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:36:18pm
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PhillyPretzel  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:37:42pm

re: #113 Backwoods_Sleuth

Another one who needs some duct tape across the mouth.

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BigPapa  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:37:45pm

Not sure if real or not, 24hr rule and all:

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wrenchwench  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:37:57pm

re: #113 Backwoods_Sleuth

[How long before he’s on InfoWars?]

Who says he isn’t?

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The Squire of Logos  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:38:13pm

re: #110 No Malarkey!re: #110 No Malarkey!

And this Rosendale is from Montana. Fucking Montana! He’s about as far away from the Mexican border as you can get. This is what he uses as an excuse? JFC.

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Dr Lizardo  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:39:58pm

re: #106 Teukka

Whomever that FSB official was, it’s clear that at least someone up there sees that this “short, glorious little war” is going to end in a fiasco. There’s a tone of ‘how the hell are we gonna get our nuts out of the wringer on this one?’ in that memo and that shines through the machine translation.

And with Putin saying sanctions are tantamount to a declaration of war, it looks like the little dictator is starting to realize just how badly he’s fucked up.

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ckkatz  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:40:37pm

Quote of the day:

It’s always something, war, plague, disaster, angry gods, burning nuclear power plants, fire and poison toads falling from the sky, Nickelback. Something.

Jim Wright (StoneKettle)

stonekettle.com

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GlutenFreeJesus  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:42:30pm

re: #98 Eclectic Cyborg

I can only imagine what Dick was saying.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:42:48pm

re: #113 Backwoods_Sleuth

I’m surprised he hasn’t been on Infowars already.

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Teukka  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:44:13pm

re: #118 Dr Lizardo

Whomever that FSB official was, it’s clear that at least someone up there sees that this “short, glorious little war” is going to end in a fiasco. There’s a tone of ‘how the hell are we gonna get our nuts out of the wringer on this one?’ in that memo and that shines through the machine translation.

And with Putin saying sanctions are tantamount to a declaration of war, it looks like the little dictator is starting to realize just how badly he’s fucked up.

“Clench your teeth and take it like a man” kinda sorta shines through in the machine translated text for me.

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BigPapa  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:44:22pm

OK so a Lizard who I’m frenz on FB with posted about 40hr sous vide corned beef. Like WTF? Must be as tender as a room temp stick of butter.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:45:42pm

re: #123 BigPapa

Corned Beer? Beef?

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The Squire of Logos  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:46:24pm

re: #124 PhillyPretzel

Corned Beer? Beef?

That’s what I assumed. I’m getting better at reading typo I think.

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Belafon  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:47:20pm

re: #102 Greup

An operation might not have to be military.

It could be something like burning down a few orthodox churches in each of the three baltic states, blowing up radiostation or checkpoints at the border, killing a russian major on either side of the border. And then use the propaganda that the west is attacking to get his people in line. It could rapidly get very complicated.

Maybe, but Trump has so manipulated his people that he can’t get them to take the Covid vaccine. They have trouble believing anything he says.

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A Cranky One  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:47:24pm

Just to help your life be a bit more surreal.

sadanduseless.com

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John Hughes  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:49:25pm

re: #50 darthstar

I wouldn’t mind if we sent Ukraine a shit ton of Patriot SAMs.

That would be cool. When they finished reading the “how to” documents in late 2023.

Edit: also they had SA300’s which are near patriot equivalent, but the Russians took then out with ballistic missiles.

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BigPapa  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:51:06pm

re: #124 PhillyPretzel

Corned Beer? Beef?

I love LGF. But I’ve loved it more after spell correct.

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ckkatz  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:51:38pm

Looks like Russia is trying to bring in more replacements/warm bodies:

And is losing some:

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Belafon  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:52:37pm
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Teukka  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:52:58pm
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BigPapa  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:53:18pm

Who has Eric Prince Getting Rich in Ukraine on their Dystopian Hell Hole bingo card?

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steve_davis  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:55:21pm

re: #105 No Malarkey!

Even Mitch McConnell would second that remark.

“senator rick scott, please delete your account.”

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Decatur Deb  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:55:36pm

re: #128 John Hughes

That would be cool. When they finished reading the “how to” documents in late 2023.

Edit: also they had SA300’s which are near patriot equivalent, but the Russians took then out with ballistic missiles.

Bringing a few companies of UKR to Ft. Bliss for training might send a message.

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wrenchwench  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:55:39pm

Back at work.

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ckkatz  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:56:32pm
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Jay C  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:56:53pm

re: #133 BigPapa

Who has Eric Prince Getting Rich in Ukraine on their Dystopian Hell Hole bingo card?

I wouldn’t yell “Bingo” on that one yet: Russia likely has its own sources for mercenaries; they don’t have to go so far afield - yet. These mercs might be “domestic” Russians, or from the Caucasus, or one of the Central Asian “‘stans”.

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Belafon  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:57:53pm

Don’t know this person, they showed up in my timeline:

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Ming5000  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:58:42pm

re: #67 darthstar

I had to retweet that. I didn’t take credit for it.

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BigPapa  Mar 5, 2022 • 1:59:49pm

re: #138 Jay C

Yeah, not yelling Bingo yet. But I’m confident they thought has crossed his mind and if the call comes proposals would be sent back before a fortnight.

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:00:25pm

re: #87 Hecuba’s daughter

The war is 10 days old; that doesn’t seem like a huge number of aircraft to lose in that period.

It’s a lot more than we lost in Iraq.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:02:10pm

re: #133 BigPapa

Who has Eric Prince Getting Rich in Ukraine on their Dystopian Hell Hole bingo card?

A guy’s got to make a buck. No problem with it as long as he rides in the first track.

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:02:53pm

re: #138 Jay C

I wouldn’t yell “Bingo” on that one yet: Russia likely has its own sources for mercenaries; they don’t have to go so far afield - yet. These mercs might be “domestic” Russians, or from the Caucasus, or one of the Central Asian “‘stans”.

If Eric Prince and his mercs go after Yelensky I hope they get the same welcome Putin’s mercs did.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:03:35pm

Maybe I’m overreacting but it sure seems like supplying Ukraine with fighter jets and presumably maintenance services (because they need a lot of maintenance) would be a major escalation.

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steve_davis  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:04:30pm

re: #118 Dr Lizardo

Whomever that FSB official was, it’s clear that at least someone up there sees that this “short, glorious little war” is going to end in a fiasco. There’s a tone of ‘how the hell are we gonna get our nuts out of the wringer on this one?’ in that memo and that shines through the machine translation.

And with Putin saying sanctions are tantamount to a declaration of war, it looks like the little dictator is starting to realize just how badly he’s fucked up.

“whoever.” (goddamnit, some of you are killing me inside). :-)

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:04:40pm

re: #138 Jay C

I wouldn’t yell “Bingo” on that one yet: Russia likely has its own sources for mercenaries; they don’t have to go so far afield - yet. These mercs might be “domestic” Russians, or from the Caucasus, or one of the Central Asian “‘stans”.

The Wagner Group

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Jay C  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:04:51pm

re: #144 darthstar

If Eric Prince and his mercs go after Yelensky I hope they get the same welcome Putin’s mercs did.

Who’s to say he wouldn’t send a few bois to go fight FOR Ukraine? After all, as DD remarks in #143, “A guy’s gotta make a buck”….

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Decatur Deb  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:05:07pm

re: #145 Charles Johnson

Maybe I’m overreacting but it sure seems like supplying Ukraine with fighter jets and presumably maintenance services (because they need a lot of maintenance) would be a major escalation.

Not as much as putting a couple carrier groups in the Black Sea.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:06:33pm

re: #145 Charles Johnson

Maybe I’m overreacting but it sure seems like supplying Ukraine with fighter jets and presumably maintenance services (because they need a lot of maintenance) would be a major escalation.

Didn’t several NATO countries already provide some fighter jets to Ukraine? I’m sure I saw a list from places like Poland a few days ago.

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ckkatz  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:08:55pm

This can happen when a country invests in its kleptocrats rather than in its economy.

Always, take these with a grain of salt as there is a lot of disinformation out there. I posted it as there is reason to expect that the majority of Russia’s modern equipment is already in Ukraine. With its reported losses, raising new units probably will require tapping older stocks of equipment.

Btw, I was curious about the lack of reports of the reputed new Russian super-tank, the Armata 14. Turns out that production was first pushed back to 2025 and then the main production run was cancelled. This after the cancellation of its predecessor, the T95. Both reportedly after “fiscal shortfalls”.

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steve_davis  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:09:03pm

re: #150 No Malarkey!

Didn’t several NATO countries already provide some fighter jets to Ukraine? I’m sure I saw a list from places like Poland a few days ago.

It turned out not to be the case. the nations involved were ones that clearly don’t have enough aircraft to give away ones that they are actually relying on. Now why the U.S. can’t find some African warlords who might be willing to part with Migs and Sukhois is beyond me. I’m assuming Russia supplied fighter planes to a host of third-world countries.

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BigPapa  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:09:36pm

I’m really upset. I had a filling come out and there’s a hole in a critical tooth. My sunflower see game requires seed storage, cracking, and chewing on opposing sides of my boast hole. After years of refined technique.

This is not good.

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steve_davis  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:10:34pm

re: #153 BigPapa

I’m really upset. I had a filling come out and there’s a hole in a critical tooth. My sunflower see game requires seed storage, cracking, and chewing on opposing sides of my boast hole. After years of refined technique.

This is not good.

I had that happen once. Not enjoyable.

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:13:39pm

re: #109 Teukka

Easier to create a list of nations that haven’t, I should think.

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Teukka  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:14:54pm
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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:15:35pm

re: #152 steve_davis

It turned out not to be the case. the nations involved were ones that clearly don’t have enough aircraft to give away ones that they are actually relying on. Now why the U.S. can’t find some African warlords who might be willing to part with Migs and Sukhois is beyond me. I’m assuming Russia supplied fighter planes to a host of third-world countries.

I found a story in which the NATO governments denied they were sending planes. newsweek.com.

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:15:48pm

Turn that bitch around and fire it at the Russians.

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Teukka  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:17:07pm
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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:17:12pm

re: #156 Teukka

That reminds me of the Sinclair Group propaganda they required be read by local newscasters around the country.

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Teukka  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:19:44pm

Wohooo, mastercard!

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lizardofid  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:20:58pm

re: #147 No Malarkey!

The Wagner Group

And I hope the valkyries dropped them in the Black Sea.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:21:06pm

re: #161 Teukka

Way to go Mastercard.

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:21:51pm

re: #146 steve_davis

“whoever.” (goddamnit, some of you are killing me inside). :-)

That’s what happens when you let the grammar checker talk you into something.

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Teukka  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:21:55pm

re: #162 lizardofid

And I hope the valkyries dropped them in the Black Sea.

Nononono. Some appropriate fountain in the Hague, surrounded by SWAT teams…

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:23:29pm
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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:24:49pm
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ckkatz  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:25:24pm

re: #153 BigPapa

I’m really upset. I had a filling come out and there’s a hole in a critical tooth. My sunflower see game requires seed storage, cracking, and chewing on opposing sides of my boast hole. After years of refined technique.

This is not good.

Sorry to hear this. That definitely stinks.

Sounds like it hit on a weekend when it is harder to track down one’s dentist.

Let me leave you with the earworm thought of the Morris Alpert “Dental Song”:

Fillings,
Wo-o-o Fillings….

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Dangerman  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:25:58pm

re: #5 Charles Johnson

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A smart business woulda done market research first

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:27:31pm

Visa too.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:28:23pm

re: #170 darthstar

I figured VISA would follow. The services are connected.

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BigPapa  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:28:33pm

re: #169 Dangerman

A smart business woulda done market research first

Only losers do market research first.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:30:47pm

Antivaxxer pulls her gun on another motorist who had a “vaccinated” bumper sticker on his car. yahoo.com

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:30:54pm

re: #172 BigPapa

Only losers do market research first.

Gosh, it’s so weird to see a “can’t lose” business tycoon fail at something for the first time. //

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lizardofid  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:32:09pm

re: #169 Dangerman

A smart business woulda done market research first

They should just tell him the Russian bot farmers have been kinda preoccupied the last couple of weeks.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:32:26pm

re: #174 Barefoot Grin

Gosh, it’s so weird to see a “can’t lose” business tycoon fail at something for the first time. //

I don’t know what the idiot expects when he won’t even use the app himself, and he is the main reason any of his fans would use it.

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BigPapa  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:33:43pm

I did my Market Research

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:35:10pm

The pillow guy up to more nonsense.

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Jay C  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:35:21pm

re: #174 Barefoot Grin

Gosh, it’s so weird to see a “can’t lose” business tycoon fail at something for the first time. //

NOT his first time.
But different from his typical convoluted RE deals: this time he can’t just bury the problem under a pile of lawyers and accountants.

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:37:00pm

Putin apparently rolling older and less accurate mobile missile launchers out of cold storage. This means they really were ill prepared for more than a quick win.

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:37:03pm

re: #176 No Malarkey!

I don’t know what the idiot expects when he won’t even use the app himself, and he is the main reason any of his fans would use it.

Ha! I didn’t realize that he doesn’t even use it himself yet. He’s waiting for the equivalent of the crowds that came to see him descend on the escalator, I guess. It’s too bad that Devin has to personally verify every application for membership.

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Dangerman  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:37:10pm

re: #174 Barefoot Grin

Gosh, it’s so weird to see a “can’t lose” business tycoon fail at something for the first time. //

..and in record time

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:38:01pm

re: #174 Barefoot Grin

Gosh, it’s so weird to see a “can’t lose” business tycoon fail at something for the first time. //

re: #182 Dangerman

..and in record time

Like nobody’s ever seen before.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:38:09pm
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Barefoot Grin  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:39:44pm

re: #183 darthstar

Like nobody’s ever seen before.

Heard you did some shots this morning.

Youtube Video

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ckkatz  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:39:47pm

Oh noes!

Luxury fashion brands such as Hermès, Chanel and Gucci will temporarily cease trading in Russia following the country’s invasion of Ukraine.

Hermès, Chanel and Gucci among luxury fashion brands to close Russian stores
news.yahoo.com

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Dangerman  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:40:58pm

electoral-vote.com todays take on the probability of nukes

There’s a bit more at the link

We just cannot imagine Putin getting to that point. He’s had an escape plan in place for decades, and if it got to that point, he’d use it. He could easily live a life of luxury in Cuba or Venezuela, at least until the fateful day that he drank the wrong cup of tea. Meanwhile, Russia would take a beating in a nuclear counter-strike. Putin would care about that if he’s planning to stay, and he would probably also care if he’s planning to run, since a devastated Russia means many angry oligarchs, and many angry oligarchs means more people looking to assassinate him.

That leaves us with the second situation, namely a deterrent nuclear strike. Basically, the idea here would be to fire off a few very small nuclear weapons (note that “very small” is relative; even the smallest nukes today have a yield exceeding that of the weapons used in Hiroshima and Nagasaki). The implied threat would be “you better back down/negotiate with me/do what I want, or I’ll unleash the big boys.” Note that this would also be a desperation move, albeit of a different type than the Kim situation.

Anyhow, these are the two possibilities that we can see, but again recall that both are very, very unlikely.

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JC1  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:41:24pm

re: #138 Jay C

I wouldn’t yell “Bingo” on that one yet: Russia likely has its own sources for mercenaries; they don’t have to go so far afield - yet. These mercs might be “domestic” Russians, or from the Caucasus, or one of the Central Asian “‘stans”.

Yeah, hard to see blackwater, or whatever they’re called today, working for Russia in Ukraine.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:42:20pm

re: #184 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

You hate to see it./

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:43:09pm

re: #184 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

This is actually an active conspiracy theory. Trump and Putin are destroying Fauci’s factories in Ukraine.

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JC1  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:43:20pm

re: #145 Charles Johnson

Maybe I’m overreacting but it sure seems like supplying Ukraine with fighter jets and presumably maintenance services (because they need a lot of maintenance) would be a major escalation.

My read is that Poland was ready to do this but the US stopped them. Ukraine uses MIG 29s as well, so presumably they can handle the maintenance.

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jaunte  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:44:16pm

re: #180 darthstar

Putin apparently rolling older and less accurate mobile missile launchers out of cold storage. This means they really were ill prepared for more than a quick win.

I wonder how those tires are doing.

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Teukka  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:45:07pm

re: #192 jaunte

I wonder how those tires are doing.

*BAM* What tires?

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jaunte  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:45:21pm

Fauci hiding virus factories in all those Ukrainian high rise apartments. What a twist.

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JC1  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:47:56pm

re: #150 No Malarkey!

Didn’t several NATO countries already provide some fighter jets to Ukraine? I’m sure I saw a list from places like Poland a few days ago.

Deal never went through, guessing US said no and blocked it, which is why Zelenski was asking US Congress for those jets.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:48:13pm

re: #194 jaunte

Fauci hiding virus factories in all those Ukrainian high rise apartments. What a twist.

No one saw that plot unfurling.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:52:04pm

Just wait until they find out that Fauci is the head of the freemasons!

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Mar 5, 2022 • 2:55:01pm

re: #147 No Malarkey!

If you’ve ever played any of the Wolfenstein games, that dude is definitely a mini-boss in at least one of them.

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calochortus  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:03:24pm

re: #169 Dangerman

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A smart business woulda done market research first

Seems like Trump could ask himself why people aren’t using it since my understanding is that he made one post on the first day and nothing since.

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Belafon  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:03:29pm

re: #150 No Malarkey!

Didn’t several NATO countries already provide some fighter jets to Ukraine? I’m sure I saw a list from places like Poland a few days ago.

It was announced by Ukraine, but the countries didn’t actually do it.

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Belafon  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:03:35pm

Thread:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:03:40pm

another explanation:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:05:36pm

re: #202 Backwoods_Sleuth

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John Hughes  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:09:38pm

re: #62 steve_davis

i know everyone worries about putin using nukes, but I have absolute certainty that Russia has at least informal ways of keeping a mad emperor from nuking the world. After all, there can be no question in any general’s mind that a “limited” use of nuclear weapons anywhere in Europe is going to result in a “limited” use of nuclear weapons on Russian cities.

As far as we know the only country in the world where on the ground personnel refused to use nukes even when ordered was the USSR. At least twice

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:09:44pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:12:10pm

LOL junior bone spurs…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:14:02pm

President of Moldova:

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Belafon  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:14:46pm

When you refer to Zelensky with your friends/family/acquaintances, make sure you say “Ukrainian President Zelensky, who Trump tried to coerce into accusing Biden of wrongdoing.”

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John Hughes  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:14:51pm

re: #73 Hecuba’s daughter

Why doesn’t it support Android? That seems an odd restriction on your product distribution.

Uh, incompetence? Just maybe?

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:15:30pm

re: #206 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOL junior bone spurs…

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:18:01pm

re: #209 John Hughes

Uh, incompetence? Just maybe?

Supposedly Truth Social will roll out on Android this month.

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jaunte  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:18:55pm
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John Hughes  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:19:44pm

re: #84 Greup

So I’m more worried that he would do an operation against the Baltic States or Finland and just dare NATO to fire back.

uh, the “Baltic states” *are* NATO. No question about any “dare”.

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jaunte  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:20:48pm

Note: the “Putin Wing” of the GOP is 99% of the GOP.

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A Mom Anon  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:22:37pm

re: #212 jaunte

I’m truly annoyed that I have to agree with Liz Cheney, but here we are. However she and other “sensible” Republicans didn’t do a damned thing to stop what the rest of us saw happening while they dismissed us as hysterical and exaggerating what we could see unfolding. So, yay, too little too late.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:24:14pm

Russia is running out of trucks, a logistical nightmare. Good thread.

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jaunte  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:24:35pm

re: #215 A Mom Anon

She sees which way the wind is blowing.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:24:36pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:27:02pm
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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:28:52pm

Another good thread by Phillips OBrien.

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steve_davis  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:28:53pm

re: #195 JC1

Deal never went through, guessing US said no and blocked it, which is why Zelenski was asking US Congress for those jets.

U.S. had nothing to do with it. The countries involved have limited air forces and didn’t want to give up sometimes half of them to Ukraine, while then having to train fighters up in whatever the U.S. would have provided them with. Probably something better, no doubt, but still, you don’t want to have half your air force disappear right before you discover that Putin’s gone Full Tilt and decided to also invade the rest of Europe.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:30:35pm

re: #221 steve_davis

U.S. had nothing to do with it. The countries involved have limited air forces and didn’t want to give up sometimes half of them to Ukraine, while then having to train fighters up in whatever the U.S. would have provided them with. Probably something better, no doubt, but still, you don’t want to have half your air force disappear right before you discover that Putin’s gone Full Tilt and decided to also invade the rest of Europe.

What is putin going to invade the rest of Europe with?

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:31:15pm

re: #221 steve_davis

U.S. had nothing to do with it. The countries involved have limited air forces and didn’t want to give up sometimes half of them to Ukraine, while then having to train fighters up in whatever the U.S. would have provided them with. Probably something better, no doubt, but still, you don’t want to have half your air force disappear right before you discover that Putin’s gone Full Tilt and decided to also invade the rest of Europe.

Drones, Javelins and Stingers may be more useful to Ukraine than fixed wing aircraft anyway.

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steve_davis  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:31:54pm

re: #204 John Hughes

As far as we know the only country in the world where on the ground personnel refused to use nukes even when ordered was the USSR. At least twice

was one of them the famous “flock of geese” episode from the 1950’s?

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:32:32pm

re: #222 I Would Prefer Not To

What is putin going to invade the rest of Europe with?

A military band, I guess. It looks like Russia is having great difficulty supplying the army its got in Ukraine.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:33:14pm
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Dangerman  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:37:15pm

re: #208 Belafon

Right.
an impeachment.

But people weren’t “plugged in”.

Cause it’s oh so commonplace

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JC1  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:38:59pm

re: #221 steve_davis

U.S. had nothing to do with it. The countries involved have limited air forces and didn’t want to give up sometimes half of them to Ukraine, while then having to train fighters up in whatever the U.S. would have provided them with. Probably something better, no doubt, but still, you don’t want to have half your air force disappear right before you discover that Putin’s gone Full Tilt and decided to also invade the rest of Europe.

That’s fair, but Poland is moving away from MIGs to f16s and f35s

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steve_davis  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:39:25pm

re: #216 No Malarkey!

Russia is running out of trucks, a logistical nightmare. Good thread.

[Embedded content]

you’ve got to be shitting me. there was a 1960’s era VW bus on that thing.

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John Hughes  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:40:10pm

re: #152 steve_davis

Now why the U.S. can’t find some African warlords who might be willing to part with Migs and Sukhois is beyond me

because almost no “African warlords” (going heavy with the fucking racism there, eh?) have significant numbers of “migs and sukhois”.

And even if they did, how would *you* respond to someone who came along saying “nice little air force you have there, how much”?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:40:39pm

Servant of the People trailer:

Youtube Video

followed by 43 minutes of the series, with English subtitles

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William Lewis  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:41:20pm

NSFW cartoon…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:42:53pm

re: #231 Backwoods_Sleuth

Servant of the People trailer:

[Embedded content]

Video

followed by 43 minutes of the series, with English subtitles

I have been sucked in…BBL

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:44:15pm

re: #211 No Malarkey!

Supposedly Truth Social will roll out on Android this month.

And it will be celebrated as a liberator!

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John Hughes  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:44:15pm

re: #178 No Malarkey!

Mike Lindell announces today that “hopefully next week” (😂) he will be filing “the most important class action lawsuit in world history” to ban all voting machines in America.

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The Squire of Logos  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:45:01pm

re: #220 No Malarkey!

Another good thread by Phillips OBrien.

Good thread. Thanks.

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JC1  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:45:32pm

How difficult would it be to get some harpoon missiles to Odessa? Taking out a few Russian ships, or at least the threat of such, sounds like something that’s needed.

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Belafon  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:52:23pm

re: #195 JC1

Deal never went through, guessing US said no and blocked it, which is why Zelenski was asking US Congress for those jets.

No, the US didn’t block it. Ukraine announced it before getting formal approval from the countries it states. There was miscommunication. It happens in war.

re: #222 I Would Prefer Not To

What is putin going to invade the rest of Europe with?

My personal opinion is that those countries, at the time, didn’t want to be seen as aiding Ukraine and invoking the wrath of Russia, and would therefore need those planes if Putin decided to go after them. Make sure to check the hindsight we all have now about the strength of Putin’s military.

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William Lewis  Mar 5, 2022 • 3:52:49pm

Oh boy Ukraine shot down a hotshot pilot today it appears…

It looks like it’s raining in Ukraine today: A Mi-24 was shot down, then a Su-30SM, a Su-34, another Su-34, a Mi-28, a Mi-35 and two Mi-8s - most of these in the Bashtanka region of the Mykolaiv Oblast.
It looks like it’s raining in Ukraine today….

A Mi-24 was shot down, then a Su-30SM, a Su-34, another Su-34, a Mi-28, a Mi-35 and two Mi-8s - most of these in the Bashtanka region of the Mykolaiv Oblast.

Please mind: we are updating data as new info is coming in.

CASE 1

Su-34, ‘Red 24’, shot down over Chernihiv. One crewmember was certain Major Krasnoruchev. Is not going to ring any bells to most of you. It does ring an alarm bell for me - because he was so proudly standing next to Assad (and Putin) for photographers, back in 2016.

Sukhoi Su-34 Pilot who stood next to Assad and Putin in 2016 Photo was flying one of the eight Russian Aircraft shot down over Ukraine today

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steve_davis  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:09:53pm

re: #222 I Would Prefer Not To

What is putin going to invade the rest of Europe with?

well, we know that now. Somehow we didn’t realize that after the first wave, Putin is having to use white-panel vans and Amazon Prime delivery to get gas to his vehicles. So maybe those fighter jets can go to Ukraine now after all! Actually what they probably want and need more than fighter jets is just more and even better drones. Some predator drones that have been repainted a nice Ukraine two-tone would be lovely, and I’ll bet those things can come down and take off from highways if necessary.

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Belafon  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:10:04pm

Don’t stand in front of this guy:

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:10:34pm

re: #239 William Lewis

Oh boy Ukraine shot down a hotshot pilot today it appears…

Sukhoi Su-34 Pilot who stood next to Assad and Putin in 2016 Photo was flying one of the eight Russian Aircraft shot down over Ukraine today

8 aircraft shot down today? Hope that is an accurate count and not just propaganda to raise the spirits of those citizens huddling in bomb shelters.

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steve_davis  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:14:35pm

re: #230 John Hughes

because almost no “African warlords” (going heavy with the fucking racism there, eh?) have significant numbers of “migs and sukhois”.

And even if they did, how would *you* respond to someone who came along saying “nice little air force you have there, how much”?

Jesus John, just shut the fuck up. God, you have some issues.
Oh, and here, try this, you big putz:

goodreads.com

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:16:06pm
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Tahitinho  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:17:42pm

re: #206 Backwoods_Sleuth

Sigh. This is why I don’t watch these things too often.

Mr. Macho-I-will-die-for-Arkansas repeated says that he does not know what is going on over there (Ukraine). Buddy, if you don’t know, then stop talking about it.

But, no, speaking as a guy who doesn’t know, he goes on to explain:

“you got Hunter Biden and his son, they’re using our tax dollars; hey, Ukrainian government, if you don’t do what we say, we’re taking our tax dollars…”

Hmm… seems that story rings a bit of a bell somewhere. Just a few details off.

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:18:29pm

Erik Prince is Team Putin. There is no way he is going to assist the Ukrainians, except perhaps by stabbing them in the back

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:18:50pm

re: #240 steve_davis

well, we know that now. Somehow we didn’t realize that after the first wave, Putin is having to use white-panel vans and Amazon Prime delivery to get gas to his vehicles. So maybe those fighter jets can go to Ukraine now after all! Actually what they probably want and need more than fighter jets is just more and even better drones. Some predator drones that have been repainted a nice Ukraine two-tone would be lovely, and I’ll bet those things can come down and take off from highways if necessary.

And with the sanctions in place, Russia will have a hard time replacing the trucks it loses because they import parts, especially the computer chips modern vehicles are loaded with.

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John Hughes  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:21:52pm

re: #243 steve_davis

Jesus John, just shut the fuck up. God, you have some issues.

Issues?

Seeing Africans and their governments as actual people rather than comic book characters?

Trying to think of realistic solutions to this shitshow rather than idiotic “just give em a bunch of predators”.

You *are* the daily mail, “interesting” Steve Davis.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:23:10pm
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William Lewis  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:31:00pm

re: #242 Hecuba’s daughter

8 aircraft shot down today? Hope that is an accurate count and not just propaganda to raise the spirits of those citizens huddling in bomb shelters.

Near as I can find, it looks accurate. Videos, photos of wreckage, POW’s, etc.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:32:09pm

Anyone have Apple TV+ ? If so, what’s worth watching? I have it free for 3 months. I want to check out “Severance” but apart from that I don’t have anything else in my sights.

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EstebanTornado1963  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:33:57pm

re: #251 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Yes and yes

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:34:10pm

re: #251 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Anyone have Apple TV+ ? If so, what’s worth watching? I have it free for 3 months. I want to check out “Severance” but apart from that I don’t have anything else in my sights.

I enjoyed Foundation, but its very different from Asimov’s novels.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:34:22pm
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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:34:40pm

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darthstar  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:36:07pm

re: #254 No Malarkey!

That was actually shot down with one of the Polish shoulder launched missiles which can track targets as low as 30 m off the ground. Stingers are better for higher targets…or so I have learned.

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William Lewis  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:38:51pm

re: #256 darthstar

That was actually shot down with one of the Polish shoulder launched missiles which can track targets as low as 30 m off the ground. Stingers are better for higher targets…or so I have learned.

Stingers also don’t have the smoke trail that video shows.

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gocart mozart  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:39:25pm

This sounds exactly like you’d expect Cambodian electric psychedelic blues to sound like.

Youtube Video

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JC1  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:39:26pm

re: #251 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Anyone have Apple TV+ ? If so, what’s worth watching? I have it free for 3 months. I want to check out “Severance” but apart from that I don’t have anything else in my sights.

Ted Lasso is great.
Foundation series was okay. Those are the only 2 shows I watched on apple+

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:41:55pm

re: #259 JC1

Ted Lasso is great.
Foundation series was okay. Those are the only 2 shows I watched on apple+

There’s the current thriller… I always forget its name… Severance.

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John Hughes  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:43:17pm

re: #248 John Hughes

Thanks for the downing, Steve.

Real sign of a winning argument.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:43:24pm

re: #251 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

For the free trial, check out Foundation. One of the plots is kind of forced, but the Empire part is good and the videography can be stunning.

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A Cranky One  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:44:47pm

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lawhawk  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:47:25pm

re: #13 darthstar

Devin Nunes is having a bad day.

Donald Trump Can’t Stop Whining About His Failing Social Media App

Because silence prefers to live in a vacuum?

Trump has yet to post on his own fucking site. He thinks people are going to visit his site when he can’t be bothered himself? Nunes has less social media experience than most everyone else on LGF. Yeah. He has the experience of being humiliated by a cow.

That cow has more experience with social media than Nunes, and Trump put him in charge of this grift/trap for metadata from his supporters. It’s been a week since the site supposedly opened, and yet there’s no evidence anyone is actually using it, especially Trump himself. If Trump can’t or wont use it, why would anyone else?

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lawhawk  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:49:59pm

re: #249 No Malarkey!

Yeah, Lindell must be a fan of Dune, because he’s essentially declared war on machines, just as what happened in the Butlerian Jihad which led to the ban on thinking machines, and the rise of mentats to do those kinds of calculations.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:50:20pm

re: #251 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Anyone have Apple TV+ ? If so, what’s worth watching? I have it free for 3 months. I want to check out “Severance” but apart from that I don’t have anything else in my sights.

Foundation

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lawhawk  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:51:14pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:51:47pm

re: #243 steve_davis

re: #261 John Hughes

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 5, 2022 • 4:55:56pm

re: #264 lawhawk

Trump has yet to post on his own fucking site. He thinks people are going to visit his site when he can’t be bothered himself? Nunes has less social media experience than most everyone else on LGF. Yeah. He has the experience of being humiliated by a cow.

That cow has more experience with social media than Nunes, and Trump put him in charge of this grift/trap for metadata from his supporters. It’s been a week since the site supposedly opened, and yet there’s no evidence anyone is actually using it, especially Trump himself. If Trump can’t or wont use it, why would anyone else?

Nunes banned the cow from signing up for Truth Social. They clearly want to restrict membership to those that will worship at the OrangeMan’s feet and not dispute any of the “alternative facts” they will be spouting.

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gocart mozart  Mar 5, 2022 • 5:00:15pm
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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 5:00:58pm

GG is tweeting the anti-pro-Ukraine position, “The Ukrainians are fascists!”

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William Lewis  Mar 5, 2022 • 5:01:09pm

It’s probably a good thing I’m a fat old fart with people here to care for…

International Legion of Defense of Ukraine: how to join

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lawhawk  Mar 5, 2022 • 5:01:22pm

re: #223 No Malarkey!

Drones, Javelins and Stingers may be more useful to Ukraine than fixed wing aircraft anyway.

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Force multipliers.

How much does it take to train a pilot? They’ve got to train against ground and air targets, need awareness of situation via radars and other measures to make sure that they can get to their targets.

UAVs are a force multiplier because a small team of pilots could control UAVs and not risk their own lives in the process. The cost is far less, but the damage they could do to ground targets is extreme. They can hold up convoys, pick off individual vehicles, and don’t expose pilots to risks of being inside the airframe.

Javelins can take out the tanks just as surely as an equivalent tank could. It’s clear that the Javelins can do extreme damage to tanks and less armored vehicles.

In the same way, Stingers can limit the usefulness of helicopters to get around bottlenecks of ground convoys, because deploying those stingers can mean the end of those helicopters with deadly efficiency.

It’s still a numbers game, and the Russians have a bigger military, but it’s becoming apparent to all but Putin that bigger isn’t better and Ukraine has not only held its own, but is bloodying the Russians badly.

It’s also a vivid reminder that Trump sought to extort Ukraine by withholding those Javelins unless Zelinsky opened that investigation into Biden. Trump didn’t care that there was nothing to investigate. He just wanted the appearance to make a talking point, but was willing to sacrifice Ukrainian freedom to do it. He was furthering Russia’s goals, whether wittingly or not.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 5:01:55pm

re: #270 gocart mozart

Not getting worse fast enough.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Mar 5, 2022 • 5:04:08pm

re: #257 William Lewis

Stingers also don’t have the smoke trail that video shows.

I sure as hell wouldn’t want to be in an aircraft targeted by one of those. Same as the tank, missile crews and others who see someone with a RPG, NLAW, or Javelin pointed at them. I’m dead.

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William Lewis  Mar 5, 2022 • 5:05:04pm

re: #275 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

I sure as hell wouldn’t want to be in an aircraft targeted by one of those. Same as the tank, missile crews and others who see someone with a RPG, NLAW, or Javelin pointed at them. I’m dead.

Meh, easier to bail out of a tank than a submarine O_O

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jeffreyw  Mar 5, 2022 • 5:06:52pm

re: #251 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

For All Mankind

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 5, 2022 • 5:07:02pm

re: #273 lawhawk

………

It’s also a vivid reminder that Trump sought to extort Ukraine by withholding those Javelins unless Zelinsky opened that investigation into Biden. Trump didn’t care that there was nothing to investigate. He just wanted the appearance to make a talking point, but was willing to sacrifice Ukrainian freedom to do it. He was furthering Russia’s goals, whether wittingly or not.

I vote for wittingly.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 5:07:47pm

Sovereign citizen acting as her own attorney who has parleyed charges that would’ve gotten her a few days in jail at worst into months of pretrial detention set for a July 5, 2022 trial date. So that is at least another 4 months in jail until trial, unless she can figure out how not to act crazy and convince the judge to release her again.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 5, 2022 • 5:10:45pm
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Rightwingconspirator  Mar 5, 2022 • 5:10:56pm
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steve_davis  Mar 5, 2022 • 5:11:02pm

re: #251 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Anyone have Apple TV+ ? If so, what’s worth watching? I have it free for 3 months. I want to check out “Severance” but apart from that I don’t have anything else in my sights.

Both the Tom hanks projects I thought were good. The wwii one and the end of the world one.

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Dangerman  Mar 5, 2022 • 5:13:07pm

re: #254 No Malarkey!

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We’re bringing this war in under budget

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steve_davis  Mar 5, 2022 • 5:13:26pm

re: #261 John Hughes

Thanks for the downing, Steve.

Real sign of a winning argument.

You’re not arguing John, you’re trolling. Now in the nicest way possible, please fuck off.

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 5, 2022 • 5:16:34pm

re: #258 gocart mozart

This sounds exactly like you’d expect Cambodian electric psychedelic blues to sound like.

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Video

Wow. I haven’t listened to the whole thing yet, but that’s some compelling blues/rock.

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steve_davis  Mar 5, 2022 • 5:17:48pm

re: #268 Hecuba’s daughter

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Belafon  Mar 5, 2022 • 5:19:39pm

re: #241 Belafon

Don’t stand in front of this guy:

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I got in a hurry and so I forgot to out the details: He’s 340 lbs, and that time is slightly below Jerry Rice’s 40 yard dash time.

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 5, 2022 • 5:21:49pm

re: #286 steve_davis

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steve_davis  Mar 5, 2022 • 5:24:05pm

re: #287 Belafon

I got in a hurry and so I forgot to out the details: He’s 340 lbs, and that time is slightly below Jerry Rice’s 40 yard dash time.

I was shocked to find myself standing next to Donnell Woolford at my local library a while back, and to realize how small the guy is (still has muscle, but just not physically intimidating). The guy was an all pro corner for the Bears. The NFL has definitely changed over 30 years.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Mar 6, 2022 • 4:23:30am

re: #276 William Lewis

Meh, easier to bail out of a tank than a submarine O_O

This be true.

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Captain Magic  Mar 6, 2022 • 6:41:24am

re: #161 Teukka

Gazprombank issues Chinese UnionPay cards, so there is a workaround.


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