I just want this thing to end already.

This just in Crowley said he will speak afterwards

Hey! I thought they were supposed to sit at that stupid picnic table!

Yeah, but what does Bud Light do?

No beer bong? Cowards.

Reposted from the other thread:

CNN just showed the 'extraordinary' video.

Nothing says 'This a completely sincere attempt at reconciling the two parties and not a cheap attempt at publicity or attention-whoring' like the occasional cameraman swooping in and out of the camera's view accompanied the the staccato rapid-fire clicking of hundreds of camera-shutters simulatneously going off...

Audacity of Hops
LOL
good editor title

Biden: "Do you think my Camaro will be safe in this neighborhood?"

Does anyone know what beer they settled on?

What a freaking joke.

guess trying to avoid the "one side against the other" thing. Round tables always better in these situations.

And it's beer, beer, beer
That makes me want to cheer
In the corps, in the corps!
Oh, it's beer, beer, beer
That makes me want to cheer
In the quartermasterss - quartermasters'! - corps!

Nice posture, Obama.

re: #8 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Biden: "Do you think my Camaro will be safe in this neighborhood?"

It looks like he's anteing up there. He must think they're playing quarters.

re: #9 gman

TsingTao...the official beer of the 57th state.

This actually reminds me of "That's My Bush" - abortion episode. That show got panned but I loved it.

Biden and Barry..just regular guys in their shirt sleeves. Gates and Crowley in their Sunday best.

Gosh, I wonder why they decided to do this outside with a bunch of cameras around?

Notice Obama's beer is significantly lighter in color than the others?

re: #17 Bobblehead

Biden and Barry..just regular guys in their shirt sleeves. Gates and Crowley in their Sunday best.

Otherwise known as, "how to get things off on the wrong foot".

This is so gross.

I am certain that our President is helping to bring us to a post racial state in this country, by helping Sgt. Crowley realize he was guilty of some sort of heinous racially charged thinking. I feel like those people in the movie, "Scanners."

re: #18 Racer X

Gosh, I wonder why they decided to do this outside with a bunch of cameras around?

Michelle doesn't know Barry is having friends over.

re: #17 Bobblehead

Biden and Barry..just regular guys in their shirt sleeves. Gates and Crowley in their Sunday best.

I noticed that as well. They need to take off their jackets. It's hot out this evening.

Will they be staying for dinner?

I don't like doing that. They always make me sit at the kids' table.

re: #19 Lee Coller

Notice Obama's beer is significantly lighter in color than the others?

Apple juice I'll bet.

And it's whiskey, whiskey, whiskey
That makes me feel so frisky
In the corps...

And it's ice cold duck
That makes me want a sandwich
In the corps...

re: #13 debutaunt

Nice posture, Obama.

He's the president. What does posture matter./// Super super sarc.

What are the odds Obama told Biden, "Let me do the talking, OK?"

re: #28 midwestgak

He's the president. What does posture matter./// Super super sarc.

He looks like Igor.

Pale looking beer...

re: #29 rwmofo

What are the odds Obama told Biden, "Let me do the talking, OK?"

Zero, no teleprompter is present.

Is it me, or does Biden in that picture look like he is just ready to split?

(Ok Boss, I've been here for 10 minutes now, can I go?)

Cannonball, comin' at ya!

re: #29 rwmofo

What are the odds Obama told Biden, "Let me do the talking, OK?"

What are the odds Obama asked Biden "What the hell are you doing here?"

re: #33 formercorpsman

Is it me, or does Biden in that picture look like he is just ready to split?

(Ok Boss, I've been here for 10 minutes now, can I go?)

Like somebody said above he's just checking to see if his car's been stolen...

It's after five pm here, Beer me.

why do they have to sit outside anyway? This whole thing makes no sense to me. I would feel slighted. Its Crowley's house as much as Obama's.

re: #5 Cannadian Club Akbar

No beer bong? Cowards.

KEG STANDS

I WANT TO SEE KEG STANDS!

chug chug chug chug
Chug Chug Chug Chug

Please Sgt. Crowley do not apologize.

re: #32 Lee Coller

Zero, no teleprompter is present.

Flat screen embedded in the table...

//

At the risk of seriously damaging my Packer fan cred, I just don't like beer. And I can't stand even the sight of a bratwurst.

More for you guys, I guess.

I waana see one of them let out a loud belch.

Speaking of Fox News -

[Link: www.hurryupharry.org...]

wanna

re: #29 rwmofo

What are the odds Obama told Biden, "Let me do the talking, OK?"

Biden "No problem Barry, HEY! Whose the black guy? Does he work here? I THINK HE"S STEALING OUR BEER!! Get that cop to arrest him!!!"
*dufuss

re: #38 Beach Lover

why do they have to sit outside anyway? This whole thing makes no sense to me. I would feel slighted. Its Crowley's house as much as Obama's.

Bo won don't you remember.

Crowley looks about as happy as any cop talking with their ex-wife and her mother.

OK, I'm really glad the race issue in America is solved now. Thanks Mr. President.

Biden's probably nipping from a flask to supplement the brewski.

re: #42 capitalist piglet

At the risk of seriously damaging my Packer fan cred, I just don't like beer. And I can't stand even the sight of a bratwurst.

More for you guys, I guess.

YOU ARE SO OUT OF THE FAN CLUB!!
/

man: ooohhh, what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,
what comes in bottles or in cans…
men: BEER!

man: cant get enough of it…
men: BEER!
man: how we really love it…
men: BEER!
man: makes me think i'm a man…
men: BEER!

man: i can kiss and hug it…
men: BEER!
man: but i'd rather chug it…
men: BEER!
man: got my belly up to here…
men: BEER!

man: i cannot refuse a…
men: BEER!
man: i could really use a…
men: BEER, BEER BEER!

men: BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

drunk man: i cant remember how much I have had, i drank a twelve pack with my dad.
drunk father: (burp) thats my son the drunken manly stud, im proud to call him my bud.
drunk man: here, have some pretzels
drunk father: no, i'll call it quits, those things give me the Schlitz
drunken man: ha ha ha.

men: drink with your family, drink it with your friends
man: drink till your fat , stomach distends,
beer, is liquid bread its good for you,
men: we like to drink till we spew, ew
men: who cares if we get fat
man: i'll drink to that
man: as we sing once more…

man: what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,
what comes in bottles or in cans…
men: BEER!

man: cant get enough of it…
men: BEER!
man: how we really love it…
men: BEER!
man: makes me think i'm a man…
men: BEER!

man: i can kiss and hug it…
men: BEER!
man: but i'd rather chug it…
men: BEER!
man: fill my belly up to here…
men: BEER!

man: golly I adore it, come on damn it, pour it,
do it for me brew it for me, feed it to me speed it to me,
men: BEER!
man: the most wonderful drink in the world, hooray!

(Burp)

re: #43 LGoPs

I waana see one of them let out a loud belch.

Are you picky about which one?

re: #32 Lee Coller

Zero, no teleprompter is present.

They've got an intern hiding in the bushes.

"OK, now we haven't done this for about 10 years."

re: #33 formercorpsman

Is it me, or does Biden in that picture look like he is just ready to split?

(Ok Boss, I've been here for 10 minutes now, can I go?)

He looks like Leslie Nielsen in Hot Shots Part Deux

re: #50 Charles

After watching the video, wouldnt' you?

re: #37 Thanos

It's after five pm here, Beer me.

I've got 28 minutes to go.

re: #35 SasquatchOnSteroids

What are the odds Obama asked Biden "What the hell are you doing here?"

What are the odds Biden asked "What are we doing here?"

The beer is going to get skunky in those mugs.

re: #35 SasquatchOnSteroids

What are the odds Obama asked Biden "What the hell are you doing here?"

What are the odds Biden said 'I'm only here for the beer."?

re: #51 Cannadian Club Akbar

YOU ARE SO OUT OF THE FAN CLUB!!
/

: (

The only one of the 4 with any class is the working stiff. Gotta love cops.

Should'nt Gates be drinking whine?

Dub Side Of The Moon - Great Gig In The Sky

re: #36 LGoPs

"I can't see, does it look like someone is in the porta potti?"

Night, all!

re: #58 rwmofo

What are the odds Biden asked "What are we doing here?"

What are the odds he's saying who am I and what am I doing here.

re: #42 capitalist piglet

At the risk of seriously damaging my Packer fan cred, I just don't like beer. And I can't stand even the sight of a bratwurst.

More for you guys, I guess.

In some of my songs i have casually mentioned
The fact that i like to drink beer
This little song is more to the point
Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears

(Chorus:)
I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i like beer
(he likes beer)

My wife often frowns when we're out on the town
And i'm wearing a suit and a tie
She's sipping vermouth and she thinks i'm uncouth
When i yell as the waiter goes by

like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i like beer
(he likes beer)

Last night i dreamed that i passed from the scene
And i went to a place so sublime
Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer
Then they turned it all into wine

I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth in gear
Aw, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i love beer
(yes, he likes beer)

/keep the brats

Crowley's probably thinking "Looks like about half the people here are dumber than average."

Hey, just do the math.

re: #66 Dianna

Night, all!

re: #66 Dianna

Night, all!

Me too. Night, night.

Now all they need is a BBQ.

re: #67 code red 21

What are the odds he's saying who am I and what am I doing here.

What are the odds he's thinking of something really hard ?

0%.

Obama has to wonder if something like this will happen again.

re: #63 DEZes

Should'nt Gates be drinking whine?

with cheese
Cheap White House Reception. No snacks???
Lets have A Beer. Byof

re: #13 debutaunt

Nice posture, Obama.

It's the Blunchblack of Blotre Blame!

/old Simpsons riff on "sploitation" movie genres

This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. WTF is Biden there for?

Wonder what gaffe Biden managed?

Biden will say one of two things:

1) Relate some similar incident that he had in the past (that never actually happened).
2) Tell Gates to his face that he behaved stupidly.

re: #76 BigPapa

This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. WTF is Biden there for?

Comic relief.

What's that creaky sound I hear? A door?
This is going to be a fun thread!

re: #76 BigPapa

This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. WTF is Biden there for?

Pity drink.

re: #76 BigPapa

This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. WTF is Biden there for?

I am guessing he is there for the free beer :)

re: #76 BigPapa

This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. WTF is Biden there for?

re: #50 Charles

Biden's probably nipping from a flask to supplement the brewski.

I would be too.

Fear not lizards! Soledad O'Brien just reassured us that the race-baiting industry will carry on...

Barf. Double barf. This country is doomed if this is what excites us.

2 elitists 1 dunce and a cop. If I was the cop I would have turned down the invite to spend my time with a better group of people.

re: #76 BigPapa

This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. WTF is Biden there for?

Ratios

The beer has a better head than Biden.

re: #33 formercorpsman

Is it me, or does Biden in that picture look like he is just ready to split?

I'd vote for "trying to decide whether it's safe to sneak a prolonged fart."

re: #61 capitalist piglet

: (

as long as you like cheese, it is okay.

Beerack Obama!

re: #87 jhrhv

2 elitists 1 dunce and a cop. If I was the cop I would have turned down the invite to spend my time with a better group of people.

Like good, HONEST criminals.

re: #75 Throbert McGee

That brought tears to my eyes.

re: #85 Fenway_Nation

Fear not lizards! Soledad O'Brien just reassured us that the race-baiting industry will carry on...

Larry Elders is on fire...Why isn't he on TV more.I never see him

whiskey for my men beer for my horses

then there was the story yesterday about the perv who did horses

re: #90 Throbert McGee

I'd vote for "trying to decide whether it's safe to sneak a prolonged fart."

"Damn dog."

"The dog's inside Joe."

"...Oh."

re: #92 Killgore Trout

Beerack Obama!

To much and you will wake up with a hangover the next day.

That's nice...

So how much of my tax dollars went to pay for this? Who paid for Crowley and Gates travel expenses? Does Crowley get paid for time lost from work? Is somebody else having to do some overtime to cover for Crowley?

Why is Biden there? Nothing better to do today?

Is it over yet?

QUAGMIRE!,
R

re: #9 gman

Does anyone know what beer they settled on?

Coors "Aspen Edge?"

re: #89 DEZes

The beer has a better head than Biden.

LOL! LOL! Funniest thing I heard today.

Has Biden done a beer-shooter yet?

re: #97 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

"Damn dog."

"The dog's inside Joe."

"...Oh."

LOL!

re: #64 Jimmah

Dub Side Of The Moon - Great Gig In The Sky

[Video]

Way cool!

Thanks!

IMO this is just another fauxto op for The Won.

What a sick, sad, pointless joke.

re: #80 HoosierHoops

Hi HH!
It's been open a little while. Sockys aren't getting in!

The look on Biden's face is, "Crap, couldn't they have found another white guy to be the token here!"

re: #99 Render

That's nice...

So how much of my tax dollars went to pay for this? Who paid for Crowley and Gates travel expenses? Does Crowley get paid for time lost from work? Is somebody else having to do some overtime to cover for Crowley?

Why is Biden there? Nothing better to do today?

Is it over yet?

QUAGMIRE!,
R

free beer/

Buze maks u schmart...

re: #8 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Biden: "Do you think my Camaro will be safe in this neighborhood?"

No: "Where's the pork rinds, dammit!"

re: #108 calcajun

The look on Biden's face is, "Crap, couldn't they have found another white guy to be the token here!"

I don't think Biden knows he's white.
/dumbass

re: #43 LGoPs

I waana see one of them let out a loud belch.

No-- I wanna see a but roll-- a garden fart.

Anybody else notice the teleprompter disguised as a tree limb?

re: #107 Floral Giraffe

Hi HH!
It's been open a little while. Sockys aren't getting in!

Hi my friend! Hope you are well...
We really need to get the beer summit over and the public statements so I can go back to ESPN...

BTW...anyone find the very notion of 0bama and his 'teachable moment' not only extremely patronizing, but an extension of the socialistic/big government 'Gov't knows whats best for you' school of thought?

re: #106 irongrampa

What a sick, sad, pointless joke.

And we've still got three and a half more years of it.

Crowley deserves a medal for this. Its above and beyond valor.

re: #98 Erik The Red

To much Any and you will wake up with a hangover the next day.

re: #50 Charles

Biden's probably nipping from a flask to supplement the brewski.

"The Biden Boilermaker"*

_{*Some assembly required}

Wonder if Crowley has been sworn to secrecy at what was discussed.

re: #111 calcajun

No: "Where's the pork rinds, dammit!"

Barry: "We had pretzels but the failed policies of my predecessor put an end to them."

re: #112 VegasRick

I don't think Biden knows he's white.
/dumbass

heh. Maybe he's been hitting the bottle a little early today, will stand up, and just lose it right on Sunshine.

Hey, it could happen.

Crowley is got to be going to himself: "These two morons are running the country? God help us all."

I thought there was going to be a union representative with Crowley.

re: #95 HoosierHoops

Larry Elders is on fire...Why isn't he on TV more.I never see him

Elder.

no S.

Did Crowley wind up bringing his lawyer and union rep?

re: #104 Racer X

Way cool!

Thanks!

Good eh? They did the whole album in that style. You can probably see them play it live easily enough too - they seem to be doing a lot of touring with it.

Best car chase ever...

If you get bored you can just skip to the end.

re: #120 Throbert McGee

well at least no one ever called 'plugs' an elitist he might even be found at the same type of bar as an irish cop

Larry Elders? What channel?

re: #123 SasquatchOnSteroids

heh. Maybe he's been hitting the bottle a little early today, will stand up, and just lose it right on Sunshine.

Hey, it could happen.

re: #46 VegasRick

Biden "No problem Barry, HEY! Whose the black guy? Does he work here? I THINK HE"S STEALING OUR BEER!! Get that cop to arrest him!!!"
*dufuss

That is what I'd like to see.

re: #126 Racer X

Elder.

no S.

Sorry...I have never seen him before..I read a few posts of his years ago at Creators.com.
Handsome man and smart as a whip.. I like him

re: #94 formercorpsman

That brought tears to my eyes.

'Twas even funnier delivered by Phil Hartman, of course.

re: #111 calcajun

No: "Where's the pork rinds, dammit!"

Cheetos, Anything.

Jeez, doesn't the President realize that when you invite folks over for a beer at DINNER TIME, you should at least have some of those little wieners. hotwings. nachos. hell, a bag of chips.
fine an arugula salad with fresh parsnip will work too.

#127 Fenway_Nation

Did Crowley wind up bringing his lawyer and union rep?

He should bring his female fellow officer - the one who said she voted for O, but wouldn't next time.

Any new lizards??
Introduce yourselves, don't be shy.

This is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen.

re: #116 Fenway_Nation

BTW...anyone find the very notion of 0bama and his 'teachable moment' not only extremely patronizing, but an extension of the socialistic/big government 'Gov't knows whats best for you' school of thought?

No, not really. I think the beerfest is not really a bad idea but the media reaction has been pretty silly.

re: #131 Cannadian Club Akbar

Larry Elders? What channel?

he is a panel member on CNN...

re: #136 ladycatnip

Her name probably 'accidentally' wound up on the No-Fly list.

re: #135 Eowyn2

what the hell is arugula?

re: #137 VioletTiger

Any new lizards??
Introduce yourselves, don't be shy.

barring that, watch for down dings.

Yup, I'm a bastard.

So who's leaving the tip ?

Bet it ain't Joe. He conveniently left his wallet in the glove box.

re: #135 Eowyn2

Cheetos, Anything.

Jeez, doesn't the President realize that when you invite folks over for a beer at DINNER TIME, you should at least have some of those little wieners. hotwings. nachos. hell, a bag of chips.
fine an arugula salad with fresh parsnip will work too.

They came all the way from Boston? No dinner?

re: #98 Erik The Red

To much and you will wake up with a hangover the next day.

"You've gotta be over to be hung over... I'm still half in the bag!" - Lou Grant (Mary Tyler Moore Show)

re: #142 yochanan

what the hell is arugula?

AKA lettuce

re: #129 Killgore Trout

It get even better: He was running away from church...
Seven-Year-Old Utah Boy Makes His Getaway From Church IV

There was profiling here, no doubt. Obama just knew the white cop had to be in the wrong. I like what VDH had to say:

Recently, Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates got into a spat with a white policeman who arrested him in his own home for disorderly conduct. Gates immediately cried racism. He argued that his own plight was emblematic of the burdens that the black underclass endures daily from a racist white America.

But Gates is one of the highest-paid humanities professors in the United States. And Gates — not the middle-class Cambridge, Mass., white cop — engaged in shouting and brought up race. Within hours, the African-American mayor of Cambridge, the African-American governor of Massachusetts, and the African-American president of the United States all rallied to their chum’s side.

Yet this well-connected, well-paid Harvard resident apparently wants us to believe that he is living under something like the United States of many decades ago.

re: #137 VioletTiger

Any new lizards??
Introduce yourselves, don't be shy.

Don't forget to buy a round. Any good, top shelf scotch for me.

re: #136 ladycatnip

Biden would have hit on her.

Obama: "Here Crowley, try this joint...don't Bogart, though."
Biden: "Pull my finger, tough guy."

Arms across the table, table
Arms across the chair
Arms across the table, table
Arms Across the chair
weeedle deedle deedld ...

re: #125 Rancher

The other invitees are touring The White House. Both sides got to have family and some friends present

#141 Fenway_Nation

When my husband and I watched the CNN clip of that interview, it shut off just before she began to speak (she was 3rd speaker), this happened so many times we thot CNN deliberately cut her off. Then for some reason a bit later she was back on. So, all that to say, you're probably 100% right on the money.

We are having too much fun with this.

I see Biden forgot to bring the Beer Nuts again...

Joe's getting tipsy. Bet he challenges Crowley to a best of seven thumb wrestling contest.

If Obama is the one who screwed up here by claiming the police officers acted stupidly, why do we need a meeting between Crowley and Gates?

Pabstism (păb'•stiz•əm) n. -- A quasi-religious ceremony in which participants, usually men, spray each other with cheap beer.

Bar Schlitzvah (bar shlits'•və) n. -- Akin to a Pabstism, but with kosher snacks.

re: #149 Rancher

Hey Rancher, where is your son? I have not seen him around.

Only one man at that table has actually taken the oath to protect and to serve...and has done so.

re: #156 calcajun

We are having too much fun with this.

Haven't had this much fun since Zero killed the fly and PETA called him out.

re: #134 Throbert McGee

Yes, it was.

One of my best memories is my dad (in his seventies) and I watching the Simpson together.

Lord there were so many good episodes.

re: #140 HoosierHoops

re: #131 Cannadian Club Akbar

he is a panel member on CNN...

Is that a full-time gig or just for this glorious and momentous occasion of unheralded racial reconciliation brought forth by the wise, knowledgeable and- dare I say Solomon-esque?- President 0bama beer party?

It would be funny to see Obama tell Joe to go get another round.

re: #149 Rancher

The Rich Black elitist wants us all to believe he is really an oppressed black man from the hood.

I aint buying it.

re: #150 Erik The Red

Don't forget to buy a round. Any good, top shelf scotch for me.

Will Glenfiditch do?

re: #149 Rancher

There was profiling here, no doubt. Obama just knew the white cop had to be in the wrong. I like what VDH had to say:

Yes. VDH was spot-on with that.

Now Crowley's sittin' at th' table, just havin' a beer with Du Bois!

re: #135 Eowyn2

Cheetos, Anything.

Jeez, doesn't the President realize that when you invite folks over for a beer at DINNER TIME, you should at least have some of those little wieners. hotwings. nachos. hell, a bag of chips.
fine an arugula salad with fresh parsnip will work too.

Gherkins! Where's the damn gherkins?!

re: #142 yochanan

what the hell is arugula?

Evidently it is the National Salad Green?
[Link: www.ochef.com...]

One of those things Obama was pricing during the campaign

Looks like Prof. Gates is having a stout or a porter.

Dedicated to our Chief Executives, Sgt. Crowley & Dr. Gates:

So why is Biden there? Is he there to provide color balance, so it doesn't look like Obama and Gates are ganging up on Crowley. Or is there for the "teachable moment", providing an cautionary tale about gaffs.

re: #154 patOh, thanks. Wondered what happened. Obama, Gates, and Biden, Crowley is a little outnumbered, two and a half to one.

re: #168 96RoadKing

Will Glenfiditch do?

Hell yes. :)

#159 unrealizedviewpoint

If Obama is the one who screwed up here by claiming the police officers acted stupidly, why do we need a meeting between Crowley and Gates?

Good use of the deflection tactic. Having Gates and Crowley meet took the focus off The Won's stupid stupidly remark.

re: #170 calcajun

Gherkins! Where's the damn gherkins?!

Aw, come on! Quit gherkin off!

/*running like hell!* .. :D

re: #165 Fenway_Nation

Is that a full-time gig or just for this glorious and momentous occasion of unheralded racial reconciliation brought forth by the wise, knowledgeable and- dare I say Solomon-esque?- President 0bama beer party?

*shrugs*
I never have never seen him live before...But that doesn't mean anything

re: #158 SasquatchOnSteroids

Joe's getting tipsy. Bet he challenges Crowley to a best of seven thumb wrestling contest.

I'm betting he's going to try to one up them with some story pertaining to himself...

It looks so casual too. I know I always sit in my yard with people in suits surrounded by the press having a nice casual beer. This isn't a photo op it's a farce. Barry should have just apologized.

If this works he'll next try it with the Israelis and Palestinians.

re: #162 LionOfDixon

Only one man at that table has actually taken the oath to protect and to serve...and has done so.

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!

We got us a winnah hea'!

re: #177 ladycatnip

#159 unrealizedviewpoint

Good use of the deflection tactic. Having Gates and Crowley meet took the focus off The Won's stupid stupidly remark.

Not if Crowley says "So why did you say that I acted stupidly?"

Schlitz Malt Liquor! Where's my Bull!?

re: #157 96RoadKing

I see Biden forgot to bring the Beer Nuts again...

Well Biden's a nut...and he has a beer.

Biden looks like he's playing hide the salami with himself...and winning handily.

re: #182 Lee Coller

If this works he'll next try it with the Israelis and Palestinians.

Yeah... they could have a Camp David Kegger™

re: #9 gman

Does anyone know what beer they settled on?

Yes and none of them are American owned.

re: #161 Erik The Red

Hey Rancher, where is your son? I have not seen him around.

He quit his night job at the hotel, that's where he usually posted from. Now it's EverQuest 24/7.

No good drinking party ends without a Kennedy running over a parking meter or something.
Who's available ?

re: #142 yochanan

what the hell is arugula?

The sound the horn on a Model T makes.

Just think, on some network about now, the Anchor is probably Steamed over the choice of beers.

re: #149 Rancher

There was profiling here, no doubt. Obama just knew the white cop had to be in the wrong. I like what VDH had to say:

Man I love VDH. I wish he and Charles Krauthammer were in charge. I'd feel a lot less nervous.

Where the hell are the Togas?

re: #177 ladycatnip

#159 unrealizedviewpoint

Good use of the deflection tactic. Having Gates and Crowley meet took the focus off The Won's stupid stupidly remark.

Funny how the guy who screwed up in the first place is now 'teaching' the rest of us.

re: #187 LionOfDixon

Biden looks like he's playing hide the salami with himself...and winning handily.

Has he asked Crowley about the Home Depot in Cambridge yet?

re: #151 calcajun

Biden would have hit on her.

Biden would have asked her if she was proud of Nichelle Nichols, and if that's what inspired her to have a career of her own. Followed by an ethnic joke about cab drivers or something.

"That's storybook, man."

Whadda clod.

re: #195 DEZes

Where the hell are the Togas?

Biden: "Barry, you said we have strippers here? Where are they?"

re: #196 VioletTiger

Funny how the guy who screwed up in the first place is now 'teaching' the rest of us.

Those who can, Do. Those who can't, Teach.
That about sums it up.

re: #19 Lee Coller

Notice Obama's beer is significantly lighter in color than the others?

It's a Bud Lite.

Homer: Alcohol... the cause and solution to all life's problems.

Great example for the kiddies.

re: #189 BlueRoses

Yes and none of them are American owned.

Did you know that Budweiser is majority owned by a british bank?

re: #187 LionOfDixon

Biden looks like he's playing hide the salami with himself...and winning handily.

Y' mean he's rueben it?

re: #181 jhrhv

Barry should have just apologized.

Presidents don't apologize. The only apology I recall was Bubba's.

So at what point will our liberal friends admit they made a mistake in voting for Obama?

What will it take?

re: #189 BlueRoses

Yes and none of them are American owned.

Oh-- they are Drinking Bud Light, then.

re: #191 SasquatchOnSteroids

No good drinking party ends without a Kennedy running over a parking meter or something.
Who's available ?

Maybe Teddy's got the job of taking Gates home via the Potomoc...

re: #203 Eowyn2

Did you know that Budweiser is majority owned by a british bank?

And Miller is owned by a S.African company.

re: #206 Racer X

So at what point will our liberal friends admit they made a mistake in voting for Obama?

What will it take?

I was tempted to say brain transplants, but...

re: #189 BlueRoses

Yes and none of them are American owned.

Coulda had moonshine.
Moonshine still found in E. Ky.

re: #199 calcajun

Biden: "Barry, you said we have strippers here? Where are they?"

Well, there are two boobs.

re: #206 Racer X

So at what point will our liberal friends admit they made a mistake in voting for Obama?

What will it take?

Maybe when they have to get a job?

re: #212 Racer X

Well, there are two boobs.

I count three. ;)

re: #174 buster

He's representing the powerful all important hair plug lobby.

re: #91 Eowyn2

as long as you like cheese, it is okay.

I do! Best cheese ever - Carr Valley Cheese, in La Valle.

The smoked cheddar is incredibly good.

re: #203 Eowyn2

Did you know that Budweiser is majority owned by a british bank?

I heard it was a Brazil/Belgium conglomerate...

re: #206 Racer X

So at what point will our liberal friends admit they made a mistake in voting for Obama?

What will it take?

Hell freezing over. Being a liberal means never having to say you fucked up...

re: #209 Erik The Red

And Miller is owned by a S.African company.

yep.

COORS is still around.

re: #196 VioletTiger

Funny how the guy who screwed up in the first place is now 'teaching' the rest of us.

Very true. Gates didn't screw up, he acted in his interest, and Crowley acted in ours. The screw up was Barry's alone.

re: #211 J.D.

Moonshine? Why not...it's a...um...er grass roots alternative energy campaign to...highlight...the er...many applications...of ethanol

Yea...that's it.

Obama: "Hey Gates...watch me make Biden light his farts..."

re: #211 J.D.

Coulda had moonshine.
Moonshine still found in E. Ky.

That calls for another tribute to adult beverages:

So which one of these guys ends up hugging the toilet near the oval office?

re: #219 Eowyn2

re: #209 Erik The Red

You mean MOLSON-Coors...

yep.

COORS is still around.

re: #212 Racer X

Well, there are two boobs.

I'm counting 3 boobs

re: #214 DEZes

I count three. ;)

Damn, I hate repeating!

re: #217 96RoadKing

I heard it was a Brazil/Belgium conglomerate...

hm. I heard it was one of the British Banking conglomerates. My son works for the miller distributorship and had a tizzy with the president/king commercials.

re: #224 jhrhv

So which one of these guys ends up hugging the toilet near the oval office?

Sunshine. Total rookie.

re: #226 96RoadKing

I'm counting 3 boobs

I'll regret this forever -
A transexual - two boobs and d**k.

re: #219 Eowyn2

yep.

COORS is still around.

Yeah, but it's a non-union shop... The One™ would never stand for that.

Sierra Nevada or Sam Adams would have been excellent options though.

re: #162 LionOfDixon

Only one man at that table has actually taken the oath to protect and to serve...and has done so.

Cheers

This is absolutely over the top embarrassing, not to mention the wrong signal it is sending to the youth of America.

re: #221 Fenway_Nation

Moonshine? Why not...it's a...um...er grass roots alternative energy campaign to...highlight...the er...many applications...of ethanol

Yea...that's it.

LOL!
That still is at least owned by an American, and a small businessman at that!

re: #227 96RoadKing

Damn, I hate repeating!

GMTA. ;)

re: #225 Fenway_Nation

Hell, I didn't know that Molson took over Coors. Damn. Of course, Coors came out with Aspen Edge and I haven't bought a coors since.

Is that a gun in Crowley's pocket or is he just glad to be there?

re: #236 Eowyn2

Hell, I didn't know that Molson took over Coors. Damn. Of course, Coors came out with Aspen Edge and I haven't bought a coors since.

Didn't Coors make Keystone, too?

re: #234 J.D.

LOL!
That still is at least owned by an American, and a small businessman at that!

could be a large business man.
just be careful in the woods.

re: #219 Eowyn2

yep.

COORS is still around.

And Strohs...although now owned by Pabst.

re: #237 itellu3times

Is that a gun in Crowley's pocket or is he just glad to be there?

It's a toy helicopter Bambi gave him.

re: #9 gman

Does anyone know what beer they settled on?

You can't buy beer, you can only rent it.
/archie bunker, c 1968?

re: #236 Eowyn2

Hell, I didn't know that Molson took over Coors. Damn. Of course, Coors came out with Aspen Edge and I haven't bought a coors since.

Whoa! I didn't know that either... interesting.
My dad (from a neighboring Rockies state, Wyoming) was a Coors man, but I prefer the microbrews myself.

re: #234 J.D.

re: #221 Fenway_Nation

LOL!
That still is at least owned by an American, and a small businessman at that!

One little-known fact about the ethanol industry is that the finished product in those huge plants in the midwest is intentionally tainted/denatured/poisoned/rendered unfit for human consumption before it is shipped out to market...

Only beers which abide by the Reinheitsgebot are worthy of being called beer. All others are something else.

re: #214 DEZes

I count three. ;)

How many assholes?

NSFW

Beer summit over...STRIP CLUB!!!

re: #222 LionOfDixon

Obama: "Hey Gates...watch me make Biden light his farts..."

Oh man this thread is on fire.

re: #244 Fenway_Nation

One little-known fact about the ethanol industry is that the finished product in those huge plants in the midwest is intentionally tainted/denatured/poisoned/rendered unfit for human consumption before it is shipped out to market...

Does it make you go blind like moonshine does?

Yea...hate to poop all over the silver bullet's parade, but Molson-Coors could be considered a multinational company AT BEST.

The fact that Molson gets top billing leads me to believe the Canucks are running the show, however.

re: #249 J.D.

Like "bad" moonshine as opposed to "good" moonshine, that is.

Geez Louise, just had what felt like a local 2.0 earthquake go off under my feet, west LA / santa monica. Ugh. Nothing on the quake map. Hey, here it is:

[Link: quake.usgs.gov...]

2.8

It's an abiding testament to my utter lack of faith and confidence in liberals that the only guy whose judgement I trust at that table is the cop.

re: #233 Wide Right

This is absolutely over the top embarrassing, not to mention the wrong signal it is sending to the youth of America.

Yep.

Make a stupid mistake, insult our police force for doing their job, never apologize. Drink a beer and it all goes away.

To me, the only thing that matters is an apology. An apology from both Gates and Obama to the police officer.

re: #246 Racer X

How many assholes?

NSFW

I hope thats a fake.

re: #249 J.D.

I think it's supposed to make the consumer gag, vomit or otherwise react violently upon consumption before one could take in any more.

You know...like MSNBC.

re: #257 Fenway_Nation

I think it's supposed to make the consumer gag, vomit or otherwise react violently upon consumption before one could take in any more.

You know...like MSNBC.

I regret that I have but one upding...

Shepard Smith just announced the brands:
Obama Bud Lite
Gates Sam Adams Lite
Crowley Blue Moon
Biden Buckler NA (puss)

Looks like Crowley is the only one who has taste and knows what to drink on a hot summer's day!

re: #214 DEZes

I count three. ;)

There must be fifty-seven breasts up there!-- Steve Martin