Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
— Oren Arnold
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PhillyPretzel Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:03:09am |
As I posted earlier today in a previous thread. Merry Christmas to my fellow Lizards.
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isis_node Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:06:20am |
"But even here, two men who watched the light had made a fire, that through the loophole in the thick stone wall shed out a ray of brightness on the awful sea. Joining their horny hands over the rough table at which they sat, they wished each other Merry Christmas in their can of grog..."
My all-time favorite passage from the Dickens classic. Scrooge and the Spirit are flying high above rough seas and look inside a solitary lighthouse.
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Pythagoras Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:11:38am |
We wish you a merry Christmas.
And a cup of good cheer.
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Locker Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:25:17am |
Merry Christmas to our Christian friends and other participants. Happy Holidays to the other faithful. Happy Free Day Off to my agnostic brothers and sisters! Woop woop! Free day off! And there's ham!
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Killgore Trout Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:26:09am |
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Sheila Broflovski Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:28:38am |
Pumpkin pie: done
Brownies: done
Gefilte fish: done
Challah: done
Turkey: in the oven
Chicken soup: on the stove
Matzah balls: TBD
Cholent: TBD
What kind of salads should I make?
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Locker Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:37:52am |
re: #12 Alouette
Pumpkin pie: done
Brownies: done
Gefilte fish: done
Challah: done
Turkey: in the oven
Chicken soup: on the stove
Matzah balls: TBD
Cholent: TBDWhat kind of salads should I make?
Laugh ours is similar with the following substitutions:
Chicken Soup = Gumbo
Challah = Garlic Bread
Cholent (which I had to google) = Baked Ziti
Gefilte fish = Swedish Fish (in the stockings)
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Semper Fi Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:40:05am |
re: #12 Alouette
What kind of salads should I make?
Take it easy on yourself. You've already done so much. I'm sure any salad you choose will be a winner.
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Crimsonfisted Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:40:18am |
Having a wonderful Christmas here, wishing all lizards the same!
Merry Christmas and God bless.
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Arby Dwiar Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:42:08am |
re: #12 Alouette
Suddenly, I'm very hungry...I'll bet it smells wonderful in your house! All the best to you and yours!
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Digital Display Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:42:48am |
re: #14 Semper Fi
Take it easy on yourself. You've already done so much. I'm sure any salad you choose will be a winner.
You can never go wrong with a lemon chicken chief salad...
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:45:16am |
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MandyManners Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:45:23am |
Virginia, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a sceptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.
He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus! It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The external light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies. You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if you did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.
You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Virginia, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.
No Santa Claus?Thank God he lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.
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The Left Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:47:56am |
Hi folks,
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all at LGF! I am pleased to announce I am officially a member of the Clan MacSurname. Jimmah and iceweasel have gotten hitched. Here's hoping you all have your holiday wishes granted and find your heart's desires!
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Crimsonfisted Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:49:10am |
Very pretty Christmas song
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philosophus invidius Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:49:13am |
Happy Life Day too
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Randall Gross Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:49:21am |
Merry Christmas one and all, and to all a prosperous new year
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Taqyia2Me Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:50:07am |
re: #22 iceweasel
Congratulations and Merry Christmas to the two of you!
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Locker Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:50:39am |
re: #22 iceweasel
Hi folks,
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all at LGF! I am pleased to announce I am officially a member of the Clan MacSurname. Jimmah and iceweasel have gotten hitched. Here's hoping you all have your holiday wishes granted and find your heart's desires!
That's fantastic and amazing! The wife and I are seriously happy for the both of you and wish you a wonderful life together. CONGRATULATIONS!!!
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What, me worry? Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:53:02am |
re: #22 iceweasel
Hi folks,
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all at LGF! I am pleased to announce I am officially a member of the Clan MacSurname. Jimmah and iceweasel have gotten hitched. Here's hoping you all have your holiday wishes granted and find your heart's desires!
Congrats Ice and Jimmah! I wish you both the best of everything in your new life together :)
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Semper Fi Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:53:59am |
re: #17 HoosierHoops
You can never go wrong with a lemon chicken chief salad...
Lemon Chicken Chief ???
That's new to me...?
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The Shadow Do Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:54:30am |
re: #22 iceweasel
Hi folks,
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all at LGF! I am pleased to announce I am officially a member of the Clan MacSurname. Jimmah and iceweasel have gotten hitched. Here's hoping you all have your holiday wishes granted and find your heart's desires!
And may your first child be a masculine child....
Congratulations y'all!
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What, me worry? Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:55:45am |
re: #34 The Shadow Do
And may your first child be a masculine child...
Congratulations y'all!
That is just soooo first century.
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MandyManners Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:55:47am |
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Daniel Ballard Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:56:17am |
re: #19 MandyManners
wow Mandy I think that's my fave posting of yours ever. 1 up there for ya.
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Daniel Ballard Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:57:05am |
re: #22 iceweasel
CONGRATULATIONS and all happy tidings.
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Charles Johnson Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:57:43am |
Crazy Pamela says Obama's tree is festooned with evil.
I could not help but smile to myself when I got a gander at Obama's vile "Christmas" ornaments, defiled with images of history's most evil men, like the murderer of untold millions and cultural executioner Mao Tse Tung.
And it was hard not to laugh when Michelle explained the decadent ornaments away. She and O were unaware of the images, as the ornaments were decorated and sent to them from her various groups (clearly those of a seditious and conspiratorial nature). Do you notice how there were no accidents or mistakes like an image of Ronald Reagan festooned to the tree? How about George Washington, or General George Patton or any of the really exceptional human beings who walked among us that were not of the red variety, but of the red, white and blue schema?
No. Evil hung from the Obama tree.
But look who's on the ornament right next to Michelle Obama in this picture:
[Link: www.flickr.com...]
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albusteve Fri, Dec 25, 2009 11:58:04am |
Breaking News!...Muslims and Jews working together for charity
[Link: www.foxnews.com...]
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The Left Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:00:46pm |
re: #40 Charles
Crazy Pamela says Obama's tree is festooned with evil.
I festooned my tree with evil but ran out and had to substitute some tinsel towards the top. :(
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Semper Fi Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:01:18pm |
re: #22 iceweasel
Hi folks,
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all at LGF! I am pleased to announce I am officially a member of the Clan MacSurname. Jimmah and iceweasel have gotten hitched. Here's hoping you all have your holiday wishes granted and find your heart's desires!
I'm so happy for you both. It's so special when two people decide to share their life with each other.
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Stuart Leviton Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:01:49pm |
re: #12 Alouette
Tabouleh - of course
Joke: You heard that Israel is marketing an exotic packaging of cheese.
They call is cheeses of Nazareth.
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albusteve Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:02:17pm |
re: #40 Charles
she'll have a retraction out by tomorrow (cof)
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Killgore Trout Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:02:18pm |
re: #40 Charles
She also posted a rant about how Our military is infiltrated with Islamist Admirals. The woman is completely off her rocker.
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Digital Display Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:02:44pm |
re: #22 iceweasel
Hi folks,
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all at LGF! I am pleased to announce I am officially a member of the Clan MacSurname. Jimmah and iceweasel have gotten hitched. Here's hoping you all have your holiday wishes granted and find your heart's desires!
Kind regards and best wishes!
Look forward to the stories...Everybody has a crazy uncle at a wedding..It's like the law or something...My Best man handed me a toy ring in our garden wedding in Napa Valley..It caught me completely by surprise.. I couldn't speak..I looked at the ring then at him over and over in panic..Then he laughed and handed me the real ring..Really funny dude..
I kept thinking how I was was going mess him up during the rest of the ceramony.while saying..'Yea to hold and keep' *maybe I'll spike his drink*
To love forever in sickness and health
*I'll get drunk and tell his girlfriend about the stripper*
I now pronounce you man and wife..
*You were in on it weren't you bitch*
You may now kiss the bride
*looks at best man...What's next? Freddie Mercury dressed in drag when I lift the veil?*
Kisses the Bride
*Why did we decide not to have booze at our wedding*
/
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albusteve Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:03:17pm |
re: #44 Semper Fi
I'm so happy for you both. It's so special when two people decide to share their life with each other.
I shared my life with three wives...I'm no Scrooge
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Locker Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:03:19pm |
re: #43 iceweasel
I festooned my tree with evil but ran out and had to substitute some tinsel towards the top. :(
You are lucky. The local Ace hardware was completely out of evil this year three weeks before Christmas. We had to use shredded strips of ACORN recruitment fliers and popcorn strings instead.
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Daniel Ballard Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:03:33pm |
re: #47 Killgore Trout
Is it people like that which resulted in manzanar, and arguably the scarier part-The SCOTUS ok for it? Must have been.
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The Shadow Do Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:03:42pm |
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OldRiverGuy Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:07:44pm |
Merry Christmas to all and a happy new year! Thanks for all the interesting reading!
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What, me worry? Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:08:31pm |
re: #52 The Shadow Do
20th too!
[Video]
Indeed. It's a heartfelt blessing, just my sense of feminist humor.
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Dancing along the light of day Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:08:32pm |
re: #55 albusteve
Did Santa visit albusteve?
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:08:39pm |
re: #54 OldRiverGuy
You know, you can come and play too! Merry Christmas!
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Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:09:13pm |
Best Christmas present of the day was us (my brother's family and I) getting a call from my brother-in-law in Colorado. He hasn't been in touch in a few years and it was good to find out he's doing OK and getting by.
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Dancing along the light of day Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:09:26pm |
re: #58 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
FBV did you get cake from Santa?
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albusteve Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:09:32pm |
Athiest Donkeys Escape From Live Nativity Scene in Colorado
[Link: www.foxnews.com...]
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Semper Fi Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:10:30pm |
re: #49 albusteve
I shared my life with three wives...I'm no Scrooge
Yes, 'overflowing' with love and in the need of more recipients./
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albusteve Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:10:38pm |
re: #57 Floral Giraffe
Did Santa visit albusteve?
he did....brought me a nice new HP pc tower....exactly the one I wanted!
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DemonFish Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:11:21pm |
Merry Christmas one and all.
I have just got through cooking my first kosher Christmas lunch. Only found out yesterday that the Israeli family coming over were kosher, so some last-minute changes were in order! (dear wife is of the Israeli persuasion, but a hardened kibbutznikit so more Jew-ish than Jewish).
Kosher guests have now departed so I am prepping prawn salad, chipolatas and ice cream for dinner. In the same dish.
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Dancing along the light of day Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:11:30pm |
re: #64 albusteve
he did...brought me a nice new HP pc tower...exactly the one I wanted!
He's amazing, knowing things like that!
;)
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albusteve Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:12:04pm |
re: #59 Stuart Leviton
Sorry to hear you been scrouged.
the second one nicked me pretty good, but I recovered
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Stuart Leviton Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:13:19pm |
re: #67 albusteve
I hope that's a good thing to be St. Nicked by an ex.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:14:06pm |
re: #61 Floral Giraffe
FBV did you get cake from Santa?
As a matter of fact, yes. F-I-L was admitted to the hospital this morning, we went by and found that the cafeteria at the hospital was serving free food... they had... (*sniff*) CAKE!
He's fine.
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Dancing along the light of day Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:15:06pm |
re: #69 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Glad FIL is fine. And, you got some cake!
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Killgore Trout Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:15:19pm |
re: #55 albusteve
I don't really do Christmas, but I went to mass yesterday. That's about the extent of my celebration. I'll make a nice dinner tonight but nothing outrageous.
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SanFranciscoZionist Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:15:24pm |
re: #47 Killgore Trout
She also posted a rant about how Our military is infiltrated with Islamist Admirals. The woman is completely off her rocker.
Islamist Admirals? First image that popped into my mind was Captain Nemo, as played in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Or is Nemo Hindu?
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albusteve Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:15:45pm |
re: #68 Stuart Leviton
I hope that's a good thing to be St. Nicked by an ex.
she was no saint...not a decent bone in her body...I must have been out of my mind
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Dancing along the light of day Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:15:55pm |
Merry Christmas, beekiller ;)
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:16:24pm |
re: #63 Semper Fi
Yes, 'overflowing' with love and in the need of more recipients./
"I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm. "
-Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park.
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Stuart Leviton Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:16:34pm |
Okay, let's have some controversy.
Anyone oppose peace on earth and good will to all?
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Semper Fi Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:16:34pm |
re: #65 DemonFish
Merry Christmas one and all.
I have just got through cooking my first kosher Christmas lunch. Only found out yesterday that the Israeli family coming over were kosher, so some last-minute changes were in order! (dear wife is of the Israeli persuasion, but a hardened kibbutznikit so more Jew-ish than Jewish).
Kosher guests have now departed so I am prepping prawn salad, chipolatas and ice cream for dinner. In the same dish.
I'm thinking you did good on short notice.
*upding*
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:17:43pm |
re: #73 albusteve
Our heads get hard too while we're dating...
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albusteve Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:17:46pm |
re: #71 Killgore Trout
I don't really do Christmas, but I went to mass yesterday. That's about the extent of my celebration. I'll make a nice dinner tonight but nothing outrageous.
I figured you might have treated yourself...I don't celebrate either but it's a good excuse to splurge...I spend on myself what I would have if I was up north with my kin
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SanFranciscoZionist Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:17:56pm |
re: #62 albusteve
Athiest Donkeys Escape From Live Nativity Scene in Colorado
[Link: www.foxnews.com...]
Robert Fulghum does a screamingly funny piece about how, when he was a congregation pastor, the church Nativity play somehow expanded to include a live donkey, which then stalled about halfway down the aisle.
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albusteve Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:18:39pm |
re: #76 Stuart Leviton
Okay, let's have some controversy.
Anyone oppose peace on earth and good will to all?
yes, 'all' goes to far....most works for me tho
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Aye Pod Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:18:44pm |
Merry Christmas everyone!
Iceweasel and I have made a special video to commemorate our union on this most auspicious of days.
There's a shout-out at the end to LGF and its great community, without which we would never have met. I'm off shortly to help ice-ski with the mince pies - have a great one folks!
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Randall Gross Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:18:50pm |
re: #22 iceweasel
Hi folks,
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all at LGF! I am pleased to announce I am officially a member of the Clan MacSurname. Jimmah and iceweasel have gotten hitched. Here's hoping you all have your holiday wishes granted and find your heart's desires!
Congrats!
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Stuart Leviton Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:18:51pm |
re: #73 albusteve
she was no saint...not a decent bone in her body...I must have been out of my mind
I am sorry for your suffering my friend.
Best in finding love in your life.
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What, me worry? Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:18:58pm |
re: #75 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
"I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm. "
-Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park.
hehe Goldblum kinda started out as a geeky actor, but really matured. I think I love him in everything he's done.
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Semper Fi Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:18:59pm |
re: #67 albusteve
the second one nicked me pretty good, but I recovered
Can't get by unscathed -and- readjustment takes time.
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albusteve Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:19:34pm |
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albusteve Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:20:32pm |
re: #79 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Our heads get hard too while we're dating...
I didn't date her, just dragged her by the hair back to my cave
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Digital Display Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:21:31pm |
re: #76 Stuart Leviton
Okay, let's have some controversy.
Anyone oppose peace on earth and good will to all?
I am an Admiral in the Militant wing of the Salvation Army...
We are totally against peace on Earth and junk like that...
*wink*
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Stuart Leviton Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:21:32pm |
re: #82 albusteve
yes, 'all' goes to far...most works for me tho
I hear a motion to modify the wording. It now reads
Peace on earth; Good will to most people.
Would anyone else propose amending the resolution?
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Semper Fi Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:22:08pm |
re: #75 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
"I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm. "
-Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park.
You may need a little luck.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:22:29pm |
re: #86 marjoriemoon
Dr. Ian Malcolm is as quotable in that movie as any role in any other movie I've ever seen.
huh? I hope that made sense.
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albusteve Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:22:44pm |
re: #81 SanFranciscoZionist
Robert Fulghum does a screamingly funny piece about how, when he was a congregation pastor, the church Nativity play somehow expanded to include a live donkey, which then stalled about halfway down the aisle.
then Mary and Joseph start arguing about being late...the baby is kicking....etc
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albusteve Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:24:37pm |
re: #85 Stuart Leviton
I am sorry for your suffering my friend.
Best in finding love in your life.
I didn't suffer...and my last wife is the love of my life...in fact I'm babysitting her dogs right now while she parties with the kids in another state
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Kronocide Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:24:47pm |
Jimmah and Ice? Wow! Congrats. I love being married, almost as much as my wife does.
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Semper Fi Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:24:59pm |
re: #76 Stuart Leviton
Okay, let's have some controversy.
Anyone oppose peace on earth and good will to all?
For my part, I'd like to hear more emphasis on, "Please, stop all the hate" -and-
"Please, no more killing"
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What, me worry? Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:26:09pm |
re: #91 Stuart Leviton
I hear a motion to modify the wording. It now reads
Peace on earth; Good will to most people.Would anyone else propose amending the resolution?
Naw, but I do like "good will to all" a bit better then "good will to men".
Gosh, I sound all feminist-y today eh?
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What, me worry? Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:26:56pm |
re: #93 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Dr. Ian Malcolm is as quotable in that movie as any role in any other movie I've ever seen.
huh? I hope that made sense.
Like... totally. It's a great line.
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Escaped Hillbilly Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:27:14pm |
Merry Christmas to all! Sorry I'm playing catch up. Is it too late to wish congrats to Ice and Jimmah? I'm soooo jealous.
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Stuart Leviton Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:28:01pm |
re: #99 Semper Fi
For my part, I'd like to hear more emphasis on, "Please, stop all the hate" -and-
"Please, no more killing"
You're wise.
Peace on earth; Good will to most persons;
or at least Please, stop the hate
and Please, stop the killing.
Is the wording right? We might need a constitutional lawyer for this?
Did I hear someone suggest Ron Paul?
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albusteve Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:29:54pm |
another skier bites the dust....this stuff is just needless
[Link: www.foxnews.com...]
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Stuart Leviton Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:30:03pm |
re: #100 marjoriemoon
Naw, but I do like "good will to all" a bit better then "good will to men".
Gosh, I sound all feminist-y today eh?
Ah, more wisdom from lgf readers. How should we work in the wording?
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freetoken Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:30:13pm |
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Bloodnok Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:30:21pm |
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect
And then everything will be groovy
minor alteration: Bloodnok
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Escaped Hillbilly Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:31:09pm |
re: #91 Stuart Leviton
Why are we limiting to persons from earth? I move our extraterrestrail brethren should be included, Vulcans, etc., maybe not Klingons.
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Sheila Broflovski Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:32:33pm |
I decided to make a fresh romaine salad, with my special red garlic dressing, which I'm including the recipe here (Merry Christmas to reine!)
Red Garlic Dressing
1/2 c. wine vinegar
1 clove garlic, crushed
1/4 c. brown sugar
1/4 tsp. paprika
1/4 tsp. mustard powder
1/4 c. ketchup
1/2 tsp. salt
1/4 c. exv olive oil
Combine all ingredients in a salad bottle, shake well and pour.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:33:21pm |
re: #104 albusteve
Larry Miller was talking about skiing, said a mountain goat came over him and said, "I don't get it. We have to be up here."
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:35:03pm |
re: #105 Stuart Leviton
Ah, more wisdom from lgf readers. How should we work in the wording?
"Goodwill to y'all."
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SanFranciscoZionist Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:35:31pm |
I don't get it. We bought a pre-fab Christmas dinner. The rolls were from the bakery. The gravy was from the deli. So was the turkey. The only things I did at home were to cook the artichokes, and make a yam casserole.
We used every pot in the house. I am boiling water for coffee in the wok.
HOW?
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What, me worry? Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:35:47pm |
re: #105 Stuart Leviton
Ah, more wisdom from lgf readers. How should we work in the wording?
Hmm...
"Good will to all, except if that offends you in some way, then good will to some?"
Doesn't really roll off the tongue.
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Stuart Leviton Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:36:03pm |
re: #108 Escaped Hillbilly
Why are we limiting to persons from earth? I move our extraterrestrail brethren should be included, Vulcans, etc., maybe not Klingons.
Not having a tv, I have forgotten the Star Trek lingo to refer to the universe.
Peace on earth and and our extraterrestrial brethren
including the Vulcans but maybe not Kingons;
Good will to most persons unless otherwise indicated in clause A;
or at least Please, stop the hate
and Please, stop the killing.
May I insert: and E.T. phone home.
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What, me worry? Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:37:26pm |
re: #114 Stuart Leviton
Not having a tv, I have forgotten the Star Trek lingo to refer to the universe.
Peace on earth and and our extraterrestrial brethren
including the Vulcans but maybe not Kingons;
Good will to most persons unless otherwise indicated in clause A;
or at least Please, stop the hate
and Please, stop the killing.May I insert: and E.T. phone home.
And can't we all just get along.
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Aye Pod Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:37:54pm |
re: #84 Thanos
re: #95 freetoken
re: #98 BigPapa
re: #102 Escaped Hillbilly
Merry Christmas to all! Sorry I'm playing catch up. Is it too late to wish congrats to Ice and Jimmah? I'm sooo jealous.
Thanks guys!:) Ice-ski and I are off now to continue with the cooking and other christmassy activities. We'll check in later too - till then we'd like to wish everyone the best christmas ever, wherever you are. Hope everyone finds as much happiness as we have. Thanks again to all and to LGF!
| 117 |
Digital Display Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:38:02pm |
re: #112 SanFranciscoZionist
I don't get it. We bought a pre-fab Christmas dinner. The rolls were from the bakery. The gravy was from the deli. So was the turkey. The only things I did at home were to cook the artichokes, and make a yam casserole.
We used every pot in the house. I am boiling water for coffee in the wok.
HOW?
Send Artichokes! People in Indiana just don't have a clue...
Butter or Mayo?
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Stuart Leviton Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:38:20pm |
re: #114 Stuart Leviton
Not having a tv, I have forgotten the Star Trek lingo to refer to the universe.
Peace on earth and and our extraterrestrial brethren
including the Vulcans but maybe not Kingons;
Goodwill to most y'all unless otherwise indicated
in Article II, Section II, clause A;
or at least Please, stop the hate
and Please, stop the killing.And a beer learning moment to the rest of all y'all.
| 119 |
Semper Fi Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:39:09pm |
re: #112 SanFranciscoZionist
I don't get it. We bought a pre-fab Christmas dinner. The rolls were from the bakery. The gravy was from the deli. So was the turkey. The only things I did at home were to cook the artichokes, and make a yam casserole.
We used every pot in the house. I am boiling water for coffee in the wok.
HOW?
The coffee is going to be to die for.
| 120 |
Escaped Hillbilly Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:41:39pm |
re: #118 Stuart Leviton
"Ok, we'll take the Vulcans, and the Klingons...But we don't want the Romulans." sic?
| 121 |
Stuart Leviton Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:43:25pm |
re: #113 marjoriemoon
Hmm...
"Good will to all, except if that offends you in some way, then good will to some?"
Doesn't really roll off the tongue.
By George, I thnk she's got it
Peace on earth and and our extraterrestrial brethren
including the Vulcans but maybe not Kingons
Goodwill to most y'all unless otherwise indicated
in Article II, Section II, clause A;
except if that offends you in some way, the good will to {some, whomever, whatever}
or at least Please, stop the hate
and Please, stop the killing.
| 122 |
SanFranciscoZionist Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:49:16pm |
re: #117 HoosierHoops
Send Artichokes! People in Indiana just don't have a clue...
Butter or Mayo?
I am a mayo person--Best Foods (Hellmans, to you east of the Rockies people), except during Passover, when it has to be butter.
| 123 |
Digital Display Fri, Dec 25, 2009 12:50:30pm |
re: #122 SanFranciscoZionist
I am a mayo person--Best Foods (Hellmans, to you east of the Rockies people), except during Passover, when it has to be butter.
I love Mayo.
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philosophus invidius Fri, Dec 25, 2009 1:12:45pm |
re: #123 HoosierHoops
| 125 |
Cygnus Fri, Dec 25, 2009 1:31:46pm |
re: #43 iceweasel
I festooned my tree with evil but ran out and had to substitute some tinsel towards the top. :(
Tinsel is evil, too. :)
| 126 |
Cygnus Fri, Dec 25, 2009 1:34:05pm |
re: #62 albusteve
Athiest Donkeys Escape From Live Nativity Scene in Colorado
[Link: www.foxnews.com...]
They made real asses of themselves.
| 129 |
Basho Fri, Dec 25, 2009 7:30:21pm |
re: #102 Escaped Hillbilly
Is it too late to wish congrats to Ice and Jimmah? I'm sooo jealous.
Me too =( Wish I could've been there.
| 130 |
markie Fri, Dec 25, 2009 8:10:54pm |
Hope everyone had a safe, pleasant Christmas Day.
| 131 |
The Left Mon, Dec 28, 2009 6:38:38am |
re: #83 Jimmah
Merry Christmas everyone!
Iceweasel and I have made a special video to commemorate our union on this most auspicious of days.
[Video]There's a shout-out at the end to LGF and its great community, without which we would never have met. I'm off shortly to help ice-ski with the mince pies - have a great one folks!
Unfuckingbelievable that a jealous spiteful person would slink back here to downding this, hoping that her spite, malice, and envy would pass unnoticed because she did it a little later.
Shameful.
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